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Warner Brothers The long awaited remake of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” will fi nally appear in theaters on July 15.

have a lot of heart.

The Verdict: Having visiting this movie set in Encino, meeting Thornton, and personally knowing the group of charismatic and comedic kids, I must admit I am slightly impartial on this one. The story has a lot of heart and the upcoming young actors show it with passion for the art form. “Bad News Bears,” seems like it will be a home run; if you don’t fall in love with the movie, you’ll fall in love with the kids starring in it.

AUGUST

The Dukes of Hazzard (August 5)

The Scoop: I warned you this was the season of remakes. This time, Jessica Simpson squeezes into those Daisy Dukes for this update on the 1980’s TV series. It also stars “Jackass” star Johnny Knoxville and All-American heartthrob Sean William Scott.

The Verdict: If Scott and Knoxville are as funny as they have been their previous acting ventures, then this remake can be a hit. Simpson’s acting chomps seem to be getting rave reviews so hopefully her ditzy-ness can work for her, and give her the right Daisy moves.

Four Brothers

(August 12)

The Scoop: Four men, two black, two white, from an adopted family come together after they attend a funeral for the woman who raised them.

During the funeral, they become suspicious and realize that their “mom,” was murdered in a store robbery and that there is more to the killing then they had originally learned about, so the investigation ensues.

The Verdict: This movie starts gorgeous actor Mark Wahlberg

Warner Brothers Jessica Simpson makes her movie debut in the ‘Dukes of Hazzard.”

and the buff Tyrese Gibson as two of the four brothers and their hard edge seems to give this movie a nice strong tone. ≠≠Also starring Andre Benjamin of Outcast as another one of the brothers, which gives the movie a diverse appeal and the common rapper-turned-actor situation piques curiosity somewhat.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (August 12 Gigolo (August 1 2)

The Scoop: Finally, a movie sequel this summer! Stemming from the same genius brainchild that brought us “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo,” Rob Schneider is back as Deuce, the fi sh expert who turns to a life of profi table “man whore.” This new one has him in Europe trying to help his former pimp (T.J. Hicks played by Eddie Griffi n) and clearing Hicks’s name of murder (for allegedly killing a rival “manwhore”).

The Verdict: The fi rst one was hilarious and Schneider is ironically a really good gigolo.

His innocent demeanor but comedic and wisecrack antics, especially set in Europe, are sure to please audiences going to the movies for this one.

Concert essentials

BY MAHSA KHALILIFAR

Daily Titan Staff

Aside from the obnoxious screaming fans, mushy couples, and underage, and underdressed girls, most hip-hop concerts are the best place to spend your dough and your time.

With so many concerts coming out this summer here’s some advice on hip-hop concert do’s and don’ts for all you ready to take the plunge into the world of music hysteria this season.

Clothing: Look good and clean! You never know who you might meet at these events so know what you’re getting yourself into. Ms. Gorgeous or Mr. Right could be your seat neighbor so make full use of scoping and dressing up. You don’t want to get caught looking like you just woke up at a nice posh venue where the people and the performers have taken the time to actually look decent. Wear closed toe shoes to avoid being stepped on or stepping in anything you rather not want to wear on your way out.

Also dress comfortably. Without comfort there is no confi - dence and while you’re either dancing or moving in a crowd, which will allow an ease to your concert experience.

Cameras: Yes, we all would love to take in our cameras at concerts but alas most venues don’t allow you to take that picture of say Jay-Z or 50 Cent. Metal detectors and s big scary men patting you down are the consequences when a camera is detected. So avoid bringing your digital camera because you will either have to pay to have them hold it or you will have to take it all the way to your car which is a bummer.

Although most venues do not allow cameras, once you get it in, there is not much they can do about it because many others have also sneaked their cameras in as well. How did they get their camera in you may ask? Think metal detectors, disposable cameras, and your head.

Bags and ID: Pack light! Nobody wants to carry a backpack or a big hunk of a bag with them to a concert. Some places do not even allow big bags. hip-hop concerts are all about dancing so if you want to move take a small bag and for guys stick your wallet in your pockets. Also do not forget to bring your drivers license. If you want to drink or just play it safe, bring the handy card with you to get through the obstacles, which the law throws at you, with better ease.

Random Information for the Ladies: To my girls planning on attending one of the numerous concerts coming up, make sure to take cell phones and extra money. You never know what you could get yourself into and you want to be safe. Especially at hip-hop concerts like the ones coming up such as Nelly, Snoop, and Eminem, the crowds are powerful, passionate and full of people, so remember to have fun but be aware of anything suspicious and anyone too drunk! Also dress cute and go happy because it’s all about getting into the whole venue and meshing with the audience.

Random Information for the Men: If you’re really going for the concert, get into it and enjoy the music and the ladies will fl ock to your passion for the music. I was at a concert where these guys were going crazy for the music and got all into the performance. That confi dence if very attractive and draws you in. Also, be dressed well.

This does not only go for the ladies. Men can also brush up and look snazzy for a night out on the town. Impress yourself, your friends and the ladies you’re eyeing out! Also watch the product please! There are too many Gotti brother hair-dos hitting the venues and they are dangerously explosive, literally!

These are just suggestions afterall, not rules or laws, but guidelines to follow if you want to experience an enjoyable concert night.

Concerts are all about the experience. You go for the performer mostly but come on admit it—something about being thrown into a crowd of fellow fans is a high like no other. So the top three tips: look good, don’t drink and drive and sing along. If you do all of the above you will be guaranteed good times and great memories.

Happy concert-going!