OUR PROMISE Welcome to Amsterdam.
We sincerely hope that you will enjoy your stay in our famous city and we also hope that at some stage, we will have the pleasure of welcoming you to the Satellite Sports Cafe, Europe’s leading sports bar. Inside this guide, you will find various details about our cafe as well as some useful information about our city. Satellite Sports Cafe was established about ten years ago and since then, we have strived to make our bar one of the most entertaining in Amsterdam. We have already achieved many of our goals and will continue to impro ve our facility, to satisfy your needs even further. Our cafe is located on the corner of the famous Leidseplein, the city’s most vibrant entertainment area. Trams 1,2, 5, 7 and 10 will leave you almost at our doorstep. Our promises are simple. Firstly, we guarantee that you will receive a friendly welcome and while inside, you will be treated as we ourselves would like to be treated if we were the customer. Secondly, we guarantee more sports than any other venue in the city. If it’s on anywhere in the world, the chances are that we can show it! The café has two floors of equal size. The ground level boasts one big screen, nine plasma
screens and a number of lcd screens, while upstairs you can view the action via two big screens, three plasma screens and 11 lcd screens. However, sports are not the only thing on offer. We open from 7am every day until 1am during the week and until 3am at weekends and when the bar is open, the kitchen is open as we offer you breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. Every night is also a party night at the Sports Cafe and the combination of our superb sound system and our enthusiastic and beautiful staff who are always keen to join the party ensures we have one of the most fun-filled bars in Amsterdam. Inside our magazine, we will also give details on several other attractions and places to visit in the city. We hope tour publication will help in some small way to increase the fun you have during your stay in the Dutch capital.
Have fun in Amsterdam! The Sports Cafe staff
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Our Promise Our City Essential Information Attractions Wine & Dine Cafes & Bars Song & Dance Smoking Scene Naughty Amsterdam Our Bar Our Kitchen Our Sports Our Staff
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Satellite Sports Café Guide to Amsterdam is published by Jan Venekamp. Editor: Carlo Divito. E-mail: c.divito@chello.nl Advertising Dept. Tel: 0031-614274579. Layout & illustration: Expression Graphic Studio Sports Cafe Guide To Amsterdam
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OUR CITY
Facts & Figures:
Inhabitants: 739.977 Inhabitants Greater Amsterdam: 1.514.050 Nationalities: 173 Mayor: 1 Bicycles: 600.000 Trees: 220.000 Parks: 28 City trams: 232 Ferryboats: 9 Markets: 21 Flower Market: 1 Shops: 10.334 Diamond polishing factories: 24 Canals: 165 Bridges: 1.281 Wooden drawbridges: 8 Houseboats: 2.500 16th, 17th and 18th century buildings: 6.800 Statues and sculptures: 302 Windmills: 6 Museums: 51 Art galeries: 141 Wax statues at Madame Tussaud's: 140 Animals at the Artis Zoo: 6.100 Concerts and theatrical performances per year: 16.000 Concerts and theatrical performances per day: 40 Theaters and concert halls: 55 Cinemas: 61 Cafés and bars: 1.402 Discotheques: 36 Restaurants: 755 Hotelbeds: 37.763 Bednights by visitors from abroad per year: 7.611.000 Day visitors per year: 157.490
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Beautiful Amsterdam
Amsterdam. City Of Canals, City of Museums, Venice of the North, Sin City. The list of nicknames goes on and on, but one things is certain, this is one of the most dynamic, entertaining and cosmopolitan cities in the world. Winter, spring, summer or autumn, there is always a buzz around the place and it’s easy to understand why, when you consider the amount of bars, clubs, hotels, cinemas, theatres, museums, restaurants and coffeeshops that are available, not to mention the wonderful outdoor terraces during summer. The main going-out areas tend to be around the Leidseplein, Rembrandtplein, Dam Square and Red Light District areas. All four offer varied forms of entertainment and you are certain to find something to meet your taste. Amsterdam is also an extremely easy city to get around thanks to the excellent public transport system, which is punctual and effective, be it a train, tram or bus. In this part of our magazine we will try to give you some sound advice on the best restaurants, bars, attractions and museums the city has to offer as well as some essential information and telephone numbers which could come in useful during your stay. We hope these pages will help to enhance your visit to our city in some way. Remember, it’s a city that doesn’t sleep, no matter what time of day it is and you should always find something to keep you entertained, bemused and amused. Enjoy the delights of Amsterdam. Play safe and stay safe.
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ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
Some information which may be useful during your stay in Amsterdam.
Language
The official language is of course Dutch (Nederlands) but just about everyone speaks fluent English and they are proud to do so. The Dutch language itself sounds at times close to German, but in truth, they are very different.
Weather
Amsterdam enjoys a moderate temperate climate which is influenced by it’s proximity to the Atlantic Ocean. Winters are mild and average above zero degrees. Summers are comfortably warm but seldom hot (although this year was very hot at times).
Money
As with almost all European Union countries,
recommended in Amsterdam: Adams Rent a Car: Tel.: 020-6850111
Changing Money
There are several different outlets where you can change money in Amsterdam. The best rates are usually offered by post-offices and the various GWK offices are also good. Changing money at your hotel is normally more expensive.
Credit Cards
Most places will accept credit cards, but there are some which don’t, so always enquire first if you intend to pay with plastic. You can also use Cirrus and Maestro cards to withdraw cash from ATM’s.
Media
the currency in Holland is the Euro. Before that, the Dutch Guilder was the currency, with two Dutch Guilders coming close to the value of one Euro.
Tipping
The general consenus and indeed it has also been our strategy since we have been here is to leave a 10 – 15 % tip. However, rude and abrupt service is an all to frequent occurance in Amsterdam and never be afraid to abandon a tip if the service is not as it should be.
Car Rental
There are various different car rental companies available in Amsterdam City Centre and of course you can also find care rental at Schiphol Airport. The following company is
The national newspaper is De Telegraaf, a broadsheet publication which is available at all newsagents, but is of course printed in Dutch. AKO and Bruna newsagents can be found throughout the city and offer most leading global daily and weekly newspapers
Telephoning
When dialing from abroad, prefix any number you find in our magazine or website with +31 and then 20 for Amsterdam. All public telephones in Amsterdam use a ‘cll card’ system and these can be purchased from post offices and almost all newsagencies. Reduced rates calling cards are also available in these outlets.
Embassies
Australia: Tel.: 070-3108200. Canada: Tel.: 070-3111600. France: Tel.:070-3125800. Germany: Tel.: 070-3420600. Great Britain: Tel.: 070-4270427. Ireland: Tel.: 0703630993. Italy: Tel.: 070-3021030. Spain: Tel.: 070-3024999. USA: Tel.: 070-3109209.
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Public Transport
ESSENTIAL INFORMATION
Public transport in Amsterdam is among the best in Europe thanks to the constant availability, simplicity, efficiency and punctuality of the services.
TRAMS
Trams operate at regular intervals throughout the entire city center and the outskirts from 6.0am until around 12.30am. You will have to
wait no longer than 10 minutes at the tramstop. You can travel anywhere in the city centre for one hour on any tram for 1.60 Euro. Special strip cards (6,70 Euro), which can last for the duration of your visit can also be purchased from newsagents and supermarkets throughout the city.
TRAIN
The service provided by the Dutch Railway Board is exceptional and all trains will leave at regular intervals on time.
BICYCLES
You'll notice almost immediately, that there is an incredible number of bicycles in Amsterdam. Renting a bike is a great way to see the city and we thoroughly recommend Mike’s Bike Tours for both tours and rental. They can be contacted at 020-6227970
TAXI
The recent Governmental decision to liberalize taxis has had its advantages and disadvantages. On the positive side, there are twice as many taxis on the streets, but many of them charge too much. We have always found TCA to be reliable and they can be contacted at 020-6777777. A novel taxi trip can be enjoyed on one of the city's many bicycle taxi's and the price is also fair and the drivers are usually polite.
Useful Numbers
AMSTERDAM TOURIST BOARD
0900-4004040. Known in Amsterdam as the 'VVV', the main office can be found opposite Central Station. There are also offices inside Central Station (on platform 2) and at Leidesplein.
EMERGENCY
In the UK its 999, in America its 911 and in AMSTERDAM its 112.
HOSPITALS
The word for Hospital in Dutch is 'Ziekenhuis'. The following are some of the city's top hospitals: Academisch Ziekenhuis - Boelelaan 1117, Tel. 020-4444444. Slotervaart Ziekenhuis - Louwesweg 6. Tel. 020-5129333.
DOCTORS
Contact the Central Doctor's Service at 0205923434 or 0900-503204.
POLICE
The central number for the police is 09008844. Call and they will put you in touch with the nearest police station.
FLIGHTS
For flight reservations at Schiphol call: Tel: 020-4747747. 4
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STAR IN YOUR OWN AMSTERDAM MOVIE Fancy taking home a special souvenir from your trip to Amsterdam? If you are, MCM Productions have the answer as they offer you the chance to create your own DVD where you are the start of the show as you check out Amsterdam’s top sites. Get home, get the DVD player on and show your friends how you flew over Holland’s windmills and tulip fields in a traditional wooden shoe. Or, show them what it was like when you visited the darker sides of Amsterdam like the Red Light District. MCM can create all these scenes. The company also provides traditional Dutch costumes to make the DVD even more realistic. All you have to do is act for three minutes while they make the DVD and another perk is their special guarantee. If you don’t like what the DVD they create, you don’t have to take it
– It’s completely risk-free. The price is also generous as a personal DVD costs only 19.99 Euro and for a small additional fee, you can also get decked out in the traditional dress. So there are no more excuses for badly made home movies, which are normally stashed away in a place you can never find or are poor in quality because of bad light or bad weather. MCM has all the solutions, so why not pass by their studios at Oude Brugsteeg 13 and make yourself the start of your Amsterdam show. GETTING THERE: Oude Brugsteeg 13. Tel.: 0031-6-24427440. The MCM studios are easy to find as they are situated halfway between Central Station and Dam Square on one of the small streets off the huge Damrak Road.
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CITY OF MUSEUMS
Amsterdam is home to more than 40 museums and galleries. The layout of the city makes sightseeing on foot quite easy, with most of the museums situated close together on the area known as ‘Museumplein’. This area is close to Leidseplein and can be reached with the No.2 tram. Canal cruises provide a relaxing and unique view of the old town and its impressive buildings whilst the 'Museum Boat' offers a shuttle service linking twenty museums and sightseeing attractions.
original of the diary is on display as part of the permanent exhibition.
Van Gogh Museum
Paulus Potterstraat The museum houses some 200 paintings and 550 sketches showing Van Gogh in all his moods. These combined with hundreds of letters by Van Gogh to Theo and selected works by his friends form the core The famous Van Gogh Museum
Rijksmuseum Amsterdam Stadhouderskade 42.
The stunning Rijksmuseum
of the museum's collection. The paintings are presented unadorned, in chronological order according to the different periods and residences. Among them the famous "Sunflowers". The largest museum in the Netherlands, with more than a million visitors each year. The Rijksmuseum is a familiar Amsterdam landmark and possesses an unrivalled collection of Dutch art, from early religious works to the masterpieces of the Golden Age.
Anne Frank House
Prinsengracht 267 The house were Anne Frank hid and wrote her famous diary during World War II. The 6
Rembrandt House
Jodenbreestraat 4 The house where Rembrandt lived from 1639 until 1659 is now the home of a large collections of his etchings and the very place where most of them where made. Rembrandt lived for twenty years in this charming house, until he left it bankrupt in 1658. On display are over 250 of his etchings, and some paintings from his pupils. This is definitely the year to visit the Rembrandthuis, as various special events and exhibitions are taking place to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Rembrandt.
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Erotic Museum
OZ. Achterburgwal 54 Located right in the hart of the red-light district, this museum reflects the history of the area. Five floors full of erotic enjoyment and artwork.
NEMO
Nemo at night
Oosterdok 2 Look to the left as you exit Central Station and you will find NEMO, the largest futuristic science center in the Netherlands. The exhibition is housed in a ship like building and you will be amazed by the world of science and technology.
Amsterdam Historical Museum
Kalverstraat 92, Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal 357. Well worth seeing as the Museum allows visitors to concentrate on specific periods of Amsterdam’s fascinating history.
Tropenmuseum
Linnaeusstraat 2, Amsterdam. One of the most intriguing Amsterdam's museums devotes itself to the study of the cultures of tropical areas around the world. Also look out for their various special exhibitions which run throughout the year.
Torture Museum
Singel 449 Nowadays, crimes and sins such as adultery and petty theft can go by unpunished, but that wasn't the case during medieval times and Amsterdam's Torture Museum offers hard proof of this through the various weapons and instruments of torture on display. The methods used to punish adulterating males and females are particularly interesting and you can almost feel the pain just by seeing and touching the various instruments, which include the Torture Chair, the guillotine and the rack to name a few. The museum also offers detailed explanations in six different languages about the different instruments and methods of torture which were used in medieval days. The museum is open daily from 10.0am to 11.0pm and the paltry entrance fee of five Euro makes it well worth a visit.
Film Museum
Vondelpark 3 Countless movies, photos, posters and scripts of Dutch and international movies. Exclusive masterpieces of cinema history are shown every day since the museum is often the only place which has the equipment to show them.
Sex Museum
Damrak 18 An extensive collection of erotic paintings, pictures, objects and recordings from different ages and cultures all over the world. A new insight into sex. Sports Cafe Guide To Amsterdam
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ATTRACTIONS workers at Madame Tussaud's continue to excel and baffle with their uncannily realistic wax figures. The Madame Tussauds gallery is situated on one of the corners of Dam Square and is almost unmissable.
The World Of Ajax
Canal Cruises
Rederij Noord Zuid Night Cruise. Tel.: 020-6791370 At the front of Holland Casino. A quick-fix solution for enhancing your knowledge of the Dutch capital is to view it from the water. And the daily evening canal cruise provided by the Rederij Noord Zuid Company provides a fun way to view and learn about the city. The night-time cruise sets off from their ticket booth at Stadhouderskade (sandwiched between Holland Casino and the entrance to Vondel Park) at 8.0pm, 9.0pm and 10.pm each night and you can enjoy a fun and educational 90-minute voyage. Tickets can be purchased from their booth throughout the day. The cruise takes in landmarks like the Anna Frank House, the Concert Hall, Rembrandt's House, the old harbour and the old Red Light District. *The Rederij Company also provides a regular daytime cruise which departs every 30 minutes from 10.0am to 6.0pm.
Madame Tussauds
Dam Square 20. Tel.: 020-5221010 Rub shoulders with stars from the world of music, cinema, politics, sport and art. OK, they don't breathe and talk back to you, but the likeness is incredible as the wax 8
Sampling The World Of Ajax exhibition and stadium tour is an absolute must for football lovers. The exhibition charts the history of Holland's most famous club. Tour the Stadium, visit the official Ajax fan shop and be mesmerised at the magnificent Ajax Museum.
Holland Casino
Max Euweplein 62. Tel: 020-5211111 Holland Casino, which is situated just off Leidseplein is housed in a huge building which stands out among almost all others in the city, thanks to it's size, shape and location at the edge of one of the city's main canals. The basement is the ideal spot for those who want to have a bet for fun as it is a smaller stakes area, while the ground floor accommodates hundreds of different electronic slot machines. Upstairs, you will find the main floor of the casino where the big spenders gather for roulette, blackjack and various other games.
Champions Betting Shop
Leidsestraat 101. You can stake a wager on most UK and Irish horse racing, as well as almost all European and international football at the Champions Betting Shop which can be found just around the corner from The Sports CafĂŠ on Leidsestraat. The shop has access to both the Racing UK and At The Races channels meaning you will see all the action. Football bets are also accepted at Champions on all European League games.
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Alberto’s
Korte Leidswedarsstraat 26. Tel.: 020-6248820. Some of the tastiest meat in Amsterdam served by some of the prettiest and friendliest waitresses in Amsterdam – That’s how we sum up Alberto’s Steak House which can be found just off Leidseplein on Leidsedwarsstraat. We don’t know what these guys do with their meat, but when it comes to succulence, flavour and tenderness, they get 10 out of 10 every time. Despite the quality of the food and service, prices are extremely competitive.
Subway Restaurant
Reguliersbreestraat 27. Tel.: 020-6237030. Freshness, quality, healthy eating and taste are top priority at Subway . The restaurant can be found directly opposite the famous
WINE & DINE
Tuschinski Movie Theater, close to Rembrandtplein and has an excellent reputation among locals and foreign visitors. Customers can choose from a range of delicious subs which are served on six different types of bread.
Ristorante Pinocchio
Rembrandtplein 22. Tel.: 020-6221759 Ristorante Pinochio on Rembrandt Square is fast becoming a hit with many visitors. They offer Italian cuisine at extremely competitive prices and when you add in some friendly and efficient service, an extremely attractive interior, a list of lunchtime specials and nighttime musicians and you have the perfect dining venue day or night. Cut Out the ad at the bottom of this page and receive a 25% discount on your meal.
Ristorante Sette Bello
ITALIAN CONTINUED
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 89 Tel.: 020-6265976 A wonderful little Italian Restaurant which can be found just around the corner from the Satellite Sports CafĂŠ on Korte Leidsedwarsstraat. The biggest attraction
about Ristorante Sette Bello is the food. The homemade pastas are fantastic as are the pizzas and we also recommend some of the cold starters because we have still not found a better carpacio in the city. To top things off, the atmosphere is friendly and warm, the service is excellent, the prices more than reasonable and they also boast a quaint outdoor terrace.
Pasta e Basta
Ristorante Sette Bello on Korte Leidsedwarsstraat
Nieuwe Spiegelstraat 8. Tel.: 020-4222222 Long renowned as one of the best and classiest Italian eateries in the city and it's easy to see why. The stunning venue can be found opposite the famous Rijksmuseum and don't be surprised if singing waitresses and bar tenders entertain you during your stay. As the name suggests, they are renowned for the quality of their pastas, but the antipastas (cold Italian starters) and desserts are also a treat.
Ristorante Peppino
Leidse Kruisstraat 32 . Tel.: 020-6271175
impressive and the restaurant itself provides an intimate and attractive setting and on fine days you can also take advantage of the excellent outdoor terrace. The service at Peppino is also top notch as the friendly waiters go out of their way to ensure your experience is a memorable one.
Pancake Corner
Leidseplein 11 (Inside Satellite Sports Café). Tel.: 020-4272529.
Ristorante Peppino boasts a long tradition in Amsterdam for presenting quality Italian cuisine at quality prices. Located at Leidse Kruisstraat 32, close to the famous Leidseplein, Peppino offers all you could hope for from an Italian eatery. The menu is
Housed inside the Satellite Sports Café itself, Pancake Corner offers visitors the opportunity to sample various different pancakes. The city is famed for it’s love of pancakes and no visit to Amsterdam is complete without trying one. At Pancake Corner you can take the sweet or savoury option. The pancakes are among the tastiest you will find anywhere and we especially recommend sampling the Tropical Pancake, The Dutch Pancake, The Hungarian Pancake or the Thai Spicy Pancake. If you don’t agree with us, create your own pancake by choosing your own toppings.
FEEL THE BEAT
AMSTERDAM’S CLUBBING SCENE If it's the club scene you are interested in, you have certainly come to the right place, because in recent years Amsterdam has grown to become one of the top clubbing cities in the world - The problem isn't finding the venues, it's finding the energy to enjoy them to the max. Remember to dress well and act respectably when you approach the door.
Club Escape
Rembrandtplein 11-15. Tel.: 020-6221111
Club Tonight at Hotel Arena
to leave the venue almost entirely in its original state making for a stunning interior. The DJs and sound systems are also good and you should check the internet for their upcoming events.
Club Ministry
Inside Club Escape Escape, one of the biggest clubs in Amsterdam, but more importantly one of the best you will find anywhere one the planet. This club has played a leading role in the Dutch nightlife scene since 1987 and since that time it has gained worldwide recognition based on quality events, light decoration, sound and visuals.
Hotel Arena
s’Gravesandstraat 51. Tel.: 020-8502400 The popularity of this venue has rocketed in recent times and it’s understandable as it is an excellent clubbing venue. The club is situated inside an old and beautiful church and the management have chosen
Regulierdwarsstraat 12. 020-623 39 81. This intimate and classy first floor club is wonderfully decorated and always manages to produce an atmosphere which combines intimacy with excitement. Whatever your music taste, you are certain to find something to tickle your fancy and encourage your feet at Ministry. R&B, Reggae, Hip-Hop, Dance Hall, Salsa, Merengue, Soul, Rock…..you name it and they’ve got it.
Sinners In Heaven
Wagenstraat 3-7. Tel: 020-6201375 Still one of the finest and most popular clubs in the city. The décor inside is breath-taking and the crowd can often be slightly up-market. Perhaps that is why it is frequented by many of Amsterdam's rich and famous. There is a strict dress code for non-members, so make sure you have the glad rags on. The venue itself is intimate and some of the resident DJs are very good. The club opens from Thursday to Saturday from 11.0pm to 4.0/5.0am.
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CAFES & BARS
between Sunday and Thursday when they host their renowned live Jam Sessions Every evening between 6 & 9, it’s Happy Hours in The Waterhole, where you can get a pint of beer for just €2.50. The Waterhole is open from 16:00 until 04:00 on Friday & Saturday and from 16:00 until 03:00 on weekdays.
THEME BARS
Café/Bar De Jonghe Dominus Outside Grand Cafe Heineken Hoek
GRAND CAFES Heineken Hoek
Kleine Gartmanplantsoen 1-3. Tel.: 020-6230700 One of the city’s most famous and most loved Grand Cafes can be found on the corner of Leidseplein and is impossible to miss due to its size and splendour. For many years, The Heineken Hoek has offered the perfect setting for relaxation during morning, afternoon and night. The drinks menus is impressive and the food menu offers the same quality and variety that you would expect to find in any top restaurant. Add in the efficient and friendly service, a magnificent outdoor terrace and stunning views onto bustling Leidseplein and its easy to understand why this place is so popular.
LIVE MUSIC
The Waterhole
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 49. If you like your music live and rocking, you’ll love The Waterhole on Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 49, just a few yards off the famous Leidseplein.The Waterhole can really pump up the volume and when you add in the spacious venue and good service, you’ve got yourself the perfect live music club. Every Friday and Saturday, the venue hosts top local and international bands, while aspiring musicians should come along 16
Nieuwezijds kolk 11-13. Te.l:020-4231133 One way to judge a good bar is to take into account the entertainment factor and one place where you never get bored is Café/Bar Jonghe Dominus, which can be found just five minutes walking from Central Station on Nieuwezijds Kolk. The management have
The bar at Cafe De Jonghe Dominus
placed a high emphasis on entertainment and attractions such as Karaoke, 70s and 80s music, a snacks menu, and around 20 different kinds of beers ensure they have succeeded in making this an excellent venue day or night.
IRISH PUBS
St. James Gate
Rembrandtplein 8-10. Tel: 020-4226886 Named after the famous Guinness brewery in Dublin, St. James's Gate is a spacious venue which prides itself on quality beverages, good food, an excellent atmosphere and most importantly friendly service. The bar also boasts a superb outdoor terrace which offers the perfect view onto the famous Rembrandtplein.
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LA RUMBA
Korte Leidsdwarstraat 85 – 87. Situated right beside Satellite Sports Café La Rumba has rapidly become one of the places to go for good tunes and good dancing. Each night is different as they offer the chance to get down to the sounds of Salsa, R&B, Hip-hop and much more - and guys take note: some of the girls who frequent this place are sizzling hot! Also look out for their special theme nights and after parties. It opens from 10pm to 4am during the week and until 5am at weekends.
CAFÉ NASTY
Thorbeckeplein 6. Tel: 020-6272710 Café Nasty has long been regarded as one of Amsterdam's best late night party bars and the plaudits are justified. Located on Thorbeckeplein, close to the famous Rembrandt Square, the venue boasts all the essential ingredients for non stop fun. Visitors are invited to drink and dance the
night away in an electric atmosphere and watch a group of talented bar tenders pull off a string of entertaining bar tricks. Cafe Nasty is also renowned for its theme nights and after parties.
JANTJE’S VERJAARDAG/ CLUB JV
Reguliersdwarsstraat 108-114 Tel: 020-6272710. Translated in English, the name means Jantje's Birthday and this certainly is a venue you could associate with celebration, as almost every night is a party night. It can be found on the corner of Rembrandt Square. It also incorporates Club JV, one of the newest and most happening clubs in the city. At weekends, Club JV comes to life and keep an eye out for their special theme nights and after parties, which are always electrifying. Don’t be surprised to see an array of Dutch beauties frequenting the place.
CAFE ROYALTY
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 28-32. Tel.: 020-6260128 One of the biggest disco/live music clubs in the Leidseplein area, Café Royalty continues to attract a young and vibrant crowd and a fun time is always guaranteed. The venue boasts two spacious floors. Underground DJs are a regular live music nights have also been introduced recently.The venue open from 10pm to 4am during the week and until 5am at weekends.
CAFÉ AMSTERDAMNED
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 24a. Tel.:020-4213353 Located next-door to Satellite Sports Café, Amsterdamned Café is one of the most popular dance/party bars in the city and its popularity shows no signs of decreasing. The atmosphere is always hot and the service is always friendly. And few other
bars give as many special offers. Every night they host a happy hour between 22.30 and 23.30. On Wednesdays, they go Dutch with beers for one Euro all night long and on Sundays and Mondays, it’s a treat for ladies with unlimited free cocktails. The music varies from 70s and 80s to R&B and from dance and hip-hop to the latest chart hits.
PIRATES
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 129 One of the most aptly named places in Amsterdam is Pirates Party Café, because this definitely is one of the city’s hidden treasures. The venue can be found about 40 metres down from Satellite Sports Café and is the perfect setting for birthday parties, bachelor and hen nights or genuine nights of fun. You can expect to hear everything from 70s, 80s and 90s music as well as R&B, rock, dance and a sprinkling of Dutch party songs. Pirates is also a wallet-friendly venue with beer costing only 1.30 Euro.
CAFÉ THE NEWS
Korte Leidsedwarsstraat 77 It’s only good news inside this famed Amsterdam Party Café which has long held a reputation for being one of the most entertaining late night disco-party bars in the city. The News has been telling positive stories for many years and the headlines are set to get even bigger as major refurbishments have improved the venue dramatically and there are also plans to open during daytime and serve food during the summer, so keep an eye out for this. The venue can be found just off Leidseplein at Leidsedwarsstraat 77 (directly opposite the Satellite Sports Café). The atmosphere is always vibrant as revelers are invited to dance the night away to a selection of varied tunes which range from 70s and 80s to dance music and the hits of today. There is also plenty of space for dancing, while those who prefer to sit
back and watch the action can take advantage of a second bar at the back of the café. Also keep an eye out for their special theme parties, as they are hugely enjoyable. The café opens until 4am during the week and until 5am at weekends.
MORE DISCO / PARTY BARS TEASER’S PART 2 – 2007 THEY ARE BACK!!!
A huge void was left in Amsterdam’s nightlife scene last year when Teaser’s Grand Café closed its doors. The good news is that the gap has been filled……BECAUSE TEASER’S IS BACK!!!
Walking down Damrak Street just was not the same without seeing the bright lights and beautiful babes of Teaser’s and there will be smiles aplenty from visitors and locals when they learn that Teaser’s is back.
And the news gets even better as the management are working strenuously and rapidly on making the café even bigger and better than it was before. Many will think how can Teasers be even better because it already topped the charts for so many visitors, but believe us when we tell you that the atmosphere is hotter, the setting is even more attractive, the food is tastier and most importantly…..the girls are even sexier.
The venue still prides itself on the motto of ‘babes and beer’, but they offer so much more because the combination of the spacious venue and the rocking sounds ensures you can dance the night away in a comfortable, but electrifying atmosphere.
The café is also famed for the sexy party tricks which are carried out by the gorgeous girls and these memorable tricks have also been improved and believe us when we tell you that the excitement levels are even higher. Teaser’s Part 2 – 2007…..very memorable. Thanks goodness they are back!
GETTING THERE: Damrak 35/36. Halfway between Central Station and Dam Square, Teaser’s is almost unmissable. Look for the smiling faces of the visitors and you will know you are at the right place. Sports Cafe Guide To Amsterdam
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SMOKING SCENE coverage, a chill-out area, internet access and they also serve light snacks.
Stone’s Café
Warmoesstraat 91 An extremely popular venue among English speaking tourists and it’s easy to understand why as Stone's Café is a coffeeshop where you will never get bored. The spacious venue is located in the heart of the famous Warmoesstraat Street in the Red Light District and among other things, boasts an extensive menu and very reasonable prices.
Abraxas Coffee Shop
Amsterdam’s Smoking Scene
Since the 70s, Holland has had the most liberal marihuana laws in Europe, but some of you may be surprised to learn that it's not strictly legal here, just tolerated. When we say coffeeshop in Amsterdam, we refer to an establishment where you can buy hash and weed etc and also smoke it inside the shop. Marihuana is not dangerous, but it is a drug and doesn't suit everyone. You will also see various hemp and mushroom shops around the city and even if you are not going to consume what they offer, these places are still worth a look.
COFFEESHOPS SMOKING BULL
Lange Niezel 13 Situated on Lange Niezel Street, just off Warmoesstraat and in the heart of the Red Light District, Smoking Bull Coffeeshop is one of the best we have encountered in the Red Light area or any other area of the city for that matter. Perks include an extensive drinks menu (alcohol included), a pool table, plasma TV screens, Sky Sports 26
Jonge Roelensteeg 12-14 Abraxas Coffeeshop has long been regarded as one of Amsterdam's finest coffeeshops and the praise is well justified. Located on Jonge Roelensteeg, the shop offers a varied and quality smoker's menu as well as goodies like ready-to-smoke joints, space cakes and herbal beverages. And they are one of the few shops which sell space shakes and bonbons. The venue has five mystical floors, one of which contains a cannabis grow room.
SEED SHOPS
DNA Genetics
Sint Nicolaasstraat 41 Tel.: 020-7787220 One of Amsterdam’s youngest seed companies, DNA Genetics has risen to success quickly winning several awards, but more importantly providing quality genetics to the world. The final product can be sampled at the Grey Area Coffeeshop while the seeds can be purchased from the DNA shop in Amsterdam at Sint Nicolaasstraat 41. Visit www.puresativa.com or www.drchronic.com if ordering from the UK. Spain and Italy orders can be made through www.hippersemillas.com and Austria through www.bushdoctor.at. Canadians can call Ontario Seed Bank in Toronto at 416-255-5355 or Montréal at 514-568-8967. For orders in Japan visit www.420factory.com.
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Welcome to the Natural Future
TATANKA SMARTSHOP
Situated on Korte Leidswedwrstraat, just around the corner from the Sports CafĂŠ, this two-storey smartshop, giftshop, internet and lounge is a must-see place for those interested in taking a natural look into the future. Tatanka is not only a place for smart products, but also features a wide selection of the best quality mushrooms all of which can be purchased with professional advise. And some of their smart products will amaze you. We have all heard of Viagra, but Tatanka offers Niagra, a natural sexual enhancer for men and women. Or how about the macabooster, a natural herbal energizer and sexual enhancer. Or perhaps you fancy a bit of Estasis, which is almost like the real thing. A great selection of handmade smoking accessories, jewelery, clothing and various gadgets can also be found in the store and they also boast a peaceful lounge area upstairs which features a dj booth and fruit shakes. Internet access is also available and the company also offers wholesales sales, but only from company to company. Products can be purchased online via their
impressive internet site at www.tatanka.nl. Also keep an eye out for the Tatanka seedbank, a new shop across from the smartshop where everything is weed orientated from seeds to the t-shirts. If you show the ad from Tatanka on this page, you will receive a 10% discount in the seedbank.
THE MAGIC MUSHROOM GALLERY
Magic Mushroom Gallery Spuistraat 249. Tel: 020-4275765 Singel 524. Tel: 020: 4227845
As you peruse around Amsterdam, you will no doubt notice the large number of smart shops the city has to offer. Some are small and a little bit dingy, while the service in some of the others leaves much to be desired, but the Magic Magic Mushroom
An outside view of the Magic Mushroom Gallery
Gallery's on Spuistraat and Singel answer every call and are always worth a visit. But what are 'smart drugs', you may be asking yourself, so we'll attempt a short explanation. Most mind altering substances are classified as either 'soft' or hard 'drugs', but there is also a third group of so called 'smart drugs', which fall into neither of those two categories. Smart drugs are completely legal and consist of herbs and natural ingredients. When taken, they are said to increase energy levels, aid relaxation or enhance sexual performance, depending on which one you choose. Smart drugs shops have sprang up all around the world to satisfy this market, but as with almost everything else, Amsterdam has a slightly different twist to many other countries, in that the city is also permitted to sell hallucinogenic mushrooms. The Magic Mushroom Gallery on Spuistraat is the perfect place to begin your quest for mind expansion. The space is bigger than it's competitors, allowing customers to explore and learn in a comfortable and pleasant atmosphere. They also own
another smaller, but equally interesting store at the Flower Market (Singel 524) and one of the big advantages for potential customers is that they supply a wholesale service. Mushrooms are available in four different varieties: Mexican, Thai, Hawaiian Coopelandia and Philosopher Stones. An oral and written explanation of the effects of each mushroom accompanies every purchase and the polite and helpful staff will go out of their way to make sure you choose the one that best suits your needs. A large variety of herbal XTC's can also be found in the store, the most popular being 'Flower Power', which increases energy and results in a happy feeling Changing exhibits from Amsterdam's up and coming artists can also be viewed inside the gallery and many of these budding Van Gogh's often created their works under the influence of mushrooms. All in all, the venue is definitely worth a visit, whether you try the products or not. Admission is free and so is the tea. The Spuistraat outlet opens from 11.0 to 22.0 daily while the smaller shop at Singel opens from 9.0 to 22.0 daily. Their products can also be purchased online by visiting www. magicmushroom.com. GETTING THERE: The bigger of the two stores is located at Spuistraat 249. If you walk behind the Magna Plaza Shopping Centre and take the first left, you will eventually meet the Magic Mushroom Gallery. The smaller shop can be found at Singel 524, the same street as the floating Flower Market. Tel: 020-4275765 (Spuistraat) or 020: 4227845 (Singel).
Inside the exotic Magic Mushroom Gallery
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NAUGHTY AMSTERDAM
The most famous X-rated venue on the planet. Even the Pope is aware of what goes on at this place. Located in the area known as 'Wallen', it dates back to the 13th century, making it one of the oldest parts of the city. Prostitution has always been rife in the area, but it wasn't until the 18th century that the window ladies appeared. At that time, Amsterdam's port was extremely busy and sailors would visit the area seeking intoxication and the ladies of the night. Much has changed since then, but contrary to many reports, it isn't as sleazy or unsafe as most people imagine. The area is quite busy during the day, and when darkness falls, the atmosphere becomes vibrant and a fun time is guaranteed. The district has just about everything a sex haven requires. Live sex shows, peep shows, sexual theme bars, sex shops,
Amsterdam’s Red Light District
porno video booths, lap dancing clubs, a sex museum and of course the infamous girls behind the windows. We have visited many of the venues in the area and have given our opinion on them. Enjoy the delights of this area and whatever you do, don't stop at these red lights! The Red Light Ladies This is one form of window-shopping that never bores a man. Sales and discount offers don't exist, but the quality of the merchandise can be most pleasing on the 34
eye as some of the finest girls you will ever see await your custom. The majority of the Red Light Ladies are extremely beautiful and hail from all corners of the world. Choose from Oriental, Latin-American, European and coloured girls and enjoy oral sex and sexual intercourse for an average price of 50 Euro. All the hookers (hoertjes) are legal and most undergo regular health checks. In The Red Light District, it's true to say that the world's oldest profession has undergone major modernization work. However, certain rules must be adhered to, so take a look at our article below. Better Safe Than SORRY PROSTITUTES Remember, sex is business for them, so be polite and courteous. PS. Bodyguards, despite not being visible are always close at hand PHOTOGRAPHS Taking photographs of the girls is forbidden. Break this rule, your film or camera could be confiscated or even destroyed. BLACK CORNER 'Black Corner' is situated near the old church and is easily recognizable as the ladies are all coloured. Some of them will open their door as you walk by and offer bargain deals. Don’t fall for their tricks. UNSAFE SEX Don't make a fool of yourself by asking for sex without a condom. It doesn't happen. CHARLIE BOYS - These are the numerous individuals selling hard drugs on the black market. Most of them are harmless, but their goods can often be damaging. Just say no and walk away. DISPLAYING YOUR ASSETS - this doesn't mean you have to keep your zipper closed, it's a simple warning against thieves, so don't keep your wallet or money in a place which is easily accessible. Best if you only carry the money you require for that night.
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THE CASA ROSSO EXPERIENCE
One of the most famous venues in the Red Light District is the world renowned Casa Rosso live sex theatre. The main theatre is situated near the center of O.Z. Achterburgwal. Live sex is the order of the day as they present a series of shows and erotic acts. The main programme starts at
Erotic Museum The museum is located across the road from The Banana Bar and offers a trip through the different ages of sex.
STRIPTEASE
Believe it or not, there are only two striptease bars in Amsterdam at the moment. Striptease shows can be watched in the tiny Selina’s Bar on Thorbeckeplein and an American style bar dancing club called La Vie En Proost in the heart of The Red Light District.
PRIVATE CLUBS
If you fancy something a little bit more upmarket and intimate, you could visit one of Amsterdam’s many private clubs (sex clubs). Most clubs are quite extravagant and include excellent bar facilities. For a fee of around 150 Euro per hour, you can accompany one of the ladies to a lavish room and perhaps indulge in a bubble bath or massage. The rest is up to you. We recommend the Societe Anonyme Club (020-5774948) on Stahouderskade 64 and Club LV (020-6636662) on Middenweg
ESCORT AGENCIES
around 8.0pm and entrance fee also includes free drinks'. Banana Bar Without doubt one of the highlights of a trip to The Red Light District is a visit to the Banana Bar. The drinks are poured by a group of topless barmaids and just when you think pub-life can't get any better, it does. For an additional fee of around 50 Euro, the same waitresses will perform a series of sexual favours which include the consumption of a banana from a soft, moist and private area. Peep Show Walk into one of the several small booths in the peep show theatre, insert two Euro into the slot and look at live sex acts. 36
Most of the time, picking an escort in Amsterdam is a bit of a lucky dip, but there are some companies which provide what they say they will. We recommend the following agencies: Crystal Escort Service (0031-645073311); Chic & Sophisticated Escort Service (020-6369874) and Pretty Escort Agency, 0031-611227799.
The famous Casa Rosso Monument
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History Of The Bar
“About 10 years ago, we came up with the idea of starting a sports café which would show several different games at one time and today that idea has grown to become one of the best sports bars you will find in any city in any country.
action from 30 different sports channels at the same time and we can take sound from three channels at once, while our kitchen serves an extensive menu for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We do it for you and we will continue to do so”. Story written by bar manager Paulo.
Ground Floor
Our ground floor boasts table seating for around 70 people and an additional 25 can sit at the bar area. During big matches, we can accommodate even more people as many of the tables will be removed allowing guests to sit in an arena-like huddle around the big screen. There is also plenty of standing room and our Stadiumlike stairs which lead to the first floor also provide an excellent vantage point.
Upstairs
Outside the Sports Café In the beginning, we started with just one floor, six sports channels and one sound system, while our food menu comprised of just toasties and chips. Back then, we had no idea that the bar would turn out to be such a huge success. The first signs of our popularity appeared on a Sunday night when we screened live NFL and such was the size of the crowd, we could not let people inside any more and they were forced to watch from the screens outside. As time progressed, we witnessed similar situations with other sports like soccer, Ice Hockey, basketball and rugby. To cater to this kind of demand we had to expand our sports coverage and improve our food menu. At present we can show 40
The first floor includes a full size bar and table seating for an additional 8090people. Once again, during big games, some of the tables are removed to allow extra space for viewing. The first floor also provides an excellent view onto the lively Leidseplein.
The Terrace
Our outdoor terrace provides seating for around 80 people and it offers the perfect view onto Leidseplein. The terrace proves to be hugely popular during autumn and don’t worry if it gets a bit cold, because we also have an electric heating system outside.
The TVs and screens
No matter where you sit (upstairs or downstairs, inside or outside) you are certain to have a screen near you. We even have a screen in the toilet.
Headphones Rental
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OUR BAR & KITCHEN’
We also offer wireless headphone rental, meaning that you can hear any game you want to. Just ask one of the staff to arrange this for you. The headphones cost five Euro per hour and a deposit is also required.
The Tunes
We play almost anything and everything. Nowhere else in Amsterdam will you find such varied music. Rock n Roll, Country, music from the 70s and 80s, dance music, ballads, classical, Spanish, Italian and all the modern day stuff.
Our Atmosphere
Our success and our high entertainment level could not be achieved without a vibrant and friendly atmosphere and thankfully we have managed to achieve this. When sporting action is on, we want our bar to be the next best alternative to actually being in the stadium and even when there is no big game to be shown, we still manage to create a special atmosphere.
Opening Times
Satellite Sports Café opens earlier than almost every other bar in the city. Our doors are open at 7am and we stay open non stop until 1am during the week and 3am at weekends. When the café is open, the kitchen is also open.
Our Kitchen
Its extremely doubtful that you will find another bar or café in Amsterdam which keeps longer opening times in the kitchen than we do. Our kitchen opens at 7am every morning and closes at 1am during the week and 3am at weekends, ensuring that your hunger will be satisfied at all times of the day. Our extensive menu is ever-changing, as we try to bring variety and quality to all our
dishes, whether they are breakfasts, desserts, main courses or light snacks. * Our menu can be seen in greater detail on the next pages.
SPECIALITIES OF THE HOUSE
Delicious Spare Ribs Satellite Sports café is renowned all over Amsterdam for our delicious spare ribs. We serve you two racks of the finest pork ribs, salad, French fries and two of our homemade sauces for only 12.50 Euro.
Succulent Steaks Our prime rib eye steaks are also accompanied by French fries, salad and two of our homemade sauces and are certain to fill that hunger gap. Pancakes For many years, the Sports Café was known as Pancake Corner. The name may have changed in recent times, but we decided to keep on the tradition of the café to serve wonderful homemade pancakes. Enjoy a pancake with savory or sweet filling. The Full Monty Breakfast The perfect way to start your day. Our Full Monty Breakfast is served from 7am and consists of bacon/ham/cheese, egg, beans, sausages and toast.
Popular Treats Our menu also includes new and popular dishes such as burritos, chicken wraps and we are also specialising in Curry dishes. Other treats such fish & chips, pies, pastas, omelets are available as well as traditional Dutch dishes like Bitterballen and meatballs.
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OUR SPORTS
FOOTBALL
One of our mottos is “More sports Than You Can Handle” and it is 100 % true. We can screen live action from almost every sport you can imagine. Not only that, but we can simultaneously
Celtic participate in, including all the Old Firm games.
Italian Serie A
We also screen up to 4 live Italian Serie A games simultaneously every Sunday afternoon, Juve, Milan, Inter, Roma....we’ve got them all and all LIVE!
Spanish La Liga
Again, its live coverage all the way on Saturdays and Sundays. We will bring you live coverage of every game involving Real Madrid and Barcelona, as well as many other live matches.
German Bundesliga Every weekend, we have extensive live and simultaneous coverage from the German Bundesliga. screen matches from the same competitions which start at the same time. If an event happens to be on when we are closed or because there is too much demand for another event, just ask one of our managers about the possibility of recording the event. The following is a list of some of the major sports and events we will screen in the Satellite Sports Café this Autumn.
Other International Leagues
We also provide extensive live daily coverage of games from Portugal, Sweden, Brazil, Argentina, Greece, Turkey, Holland, France and many many more.
Champions League
We will show full coverage of all games in the group stages.
FA Premiership
Thanks to our outstanding satellite systems, we screen up to 5 live Premiership matches simultaneously every Saturday afternoon and we also show all live games on Sundays.
Scottish Football Live coverage of Scottish games are shown every Sunday, meaning you will see almost every game that Rangers and 42
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UEFA Cup
Extensive coverage of the UEFA Cup group stages.
Euro 2008
We will offer the best coverage of the final Euro 2008 qualifiers as European nations do battle for a place at the finals in next year’s finals.
Basketball
NBA, College Basketball...you name it and we will show it and just like the baseball, if the game is on after closing time, ask a member of staff and we will try to arrange a video recording.
RUGBY
AMERICAN FOOTBALL NFL Follow the eagerly awaited start of the NFL season with up to 6 live games on a Sunday night.
We will have live coverage of the eagerly awaited Rugby World Cup which gets underway at the start of September. Can England retain their crown….we don’t
College Matches
We also screen a large number of College
think so.
MOTORSPORT
We will have live coverage of the climax of the F1 championship and also watch live coverage of the popular Nascar Nextel Cup.
HORSE RACING
UK, Irish and US horse racing can be viewed inside the bar on a daily basis and if you fancy a flutter, the betting shop is just around the corner.
Football games every week.
BASEBALL
We screen extensive coverage of all the Major League baseball action throughout the season. And don’t worry if a game is being shown after closing time, just ask one of the manager’s and they can arrange for it to be recorded.
Your team is our team! If there happens to be any other sporting event on during your stay in Amsterdam and you are eager to see it, just call in and ask us and be sure we will do all we can to accommodate you. Even if its camel racing in the Sahara Desert or snowboarding in the French Alps, don’t be afraid to ask, because we do not lie when we say that we offer more sports than you can handle!
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