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FAME IS DEAD Neon Trees new album Pop Psychology is an upbeat collection of sleek, modern alternative pop songs powered by singer-songwriter Tyler Glenn’s bright melodies, huge choruses, and witty lyrics about the challenges of finding love in the digital age. Neon Trees performs in Atlanta Friday night in support of the new album. They will be performing at The Tabernacle with special guests Smallpools and Nightmare and the Cat.

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Although they became one of the most enduring bands in the alternative Saturday evening HIts 96 in Chattanooga will present pop star Katy Tiz country-rock catalog, Old 97’s drew inspiration from a broad range of who big hits are “Big Bang” and “Red Cup”. An all-ages show will take genres, including the twangy stomp of cowpunk and the melodies of place at 6pm at Rhythm and Brews. power pop. Olf 97’s perform Tuesday at Terminal West in Atlanta. ENIGMA

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Why Soccer Matters I’m a bit of a soccer nut. In particular, I am an Arsenal fan. I watch most of my favorite English Premier League club’s matches live over the internet. I spend an inordinate amount of time tracking Arsenal news, transfer rumors and anything else related to my beloved Gunners. Last Saturday, Arsenal overcame a two-goal deficit to defeat Hull City, 3-2, and claim England’s FA Cup. (The FA Cup is a tournament sponsored by Britain’s Football Association that includes teams from several English pro leagues.) After the victory, I saw pictures online of Arsenal fan celebrations. “Gooners” (a nickname for supporters of the Gunners) gathered in pubs all over the world. Hungary. Brazil. Singapore. And more. Soccer is a global phenomenon and the teams in the sport’s top professional leagues have a worldwide fan base…

…In less than a month, the World Cup will kick off in Brazil. Beginning on June 12 and climaxing with its final match on July 13, the WC is the biggest

a “b”) people watched at least part of the 2010 WC final between Spain and the Netherlands. Thirty-two teams qualified for this year’s World

Each group plays a round-robin style tournament. facing off against each of the other teams in its group. The top two teams in each group advance to a “knockout stage” that climaxes with the final match. The Brazilian hosts have to be considered one of the favorites, along with Spain, Germany and the Netherlands. The U.S. faces Germany, Portugal and Ghana in its group matches and only the incredibly optimistic expect the Americans to make it to the knockout stage…

…I realize that soccer isn’t as popular here in the U.S. as it is in most of the rest of the world. But the WC is still the “measuring stick” of international sports. Winning the world championship of the world’s most popular sport gives a country four years’ worth of bragging rights. Regardless of sporting competition on earth. Cup. Those teams are broken soccer’s relative popularity in An estimated one billion (with up into eight groups of four. the U.S., the rest of the world

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will judge America’s athletic prowess by how well (or how poorly) our national team performs in Brazil. I expect the sport will get a bump in popularity here after the World Cup, just as it did four years ago. I credit those bumps to the incredible job done in televising soccer… especially compared to the way it was shown in the past. The sport looks incredibly boring when all you have is a long-distance shot showing tiny men chasing a tiny ball around a fairly huge playing field. But close-up video reveals just how athletic and physical world-class soccer players are. (For an “up close and personal” look at highlevel soccer, I recommend that you attend a Chattanooga Football Club match. Go to www.chattanoogafc.com for the CFC schedule.)… …Soccer’s immense worldwide popularity is a direct result of the game’s simplicity. Yes, you need an official goal on each end for a “real match,” but the

main requirement for a game of pick-up soccer is a ball. A pile of rocks or a stack of jackets will suffice as an improvised goal. The sport is played in streets and parks all over the globe. For the most part, soccer

dominated by the tall and the huge.) Normal-sized sports fans around the globe tend to identify with soccer’s superstars because they are life-sized…

most of the game, everyone but the pitcher, the catcher and the hitter is standing around waiting for something to happen. Basketball is a great team sport, but some kids never …As someone who has coached quite get the hang of dribbling in traffic or shooting from range. There’s a position on the soccer field for young athletes of various skill levels. The sport is relatively low-scoring, so there’s not a lot of pressure for everyone to get a goal. A kid can never score a goal and still have a great season…

…I don’t expect all Americans to share my love of soccer. But I urge all patriotic sports fans to tune in to the U.S. matches in next month’s World Cup. If the Americans manage to advance to the knockout stage of the competition, it will be a true victory for U.S. soccer. And because soccer is a lowscoring sport with an emphasis on good defending, all it takes at all levels is played by “nor- youth soccer, baseball and bas- is a break or two for an upset mal”-sized people. (Basketball ketball teams, I truly believe to happen… and “American football” are that soccer is the best sport for kids. There is an incredible - Mark Bedford amount of inactivity in a Little League baseball contest. For

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MONEY MANAGEMENT

HOW DO MINIMUM WAGE LAWS AFFECT ME? Sometimes the duty to give money advice journeys into remote areas. This is one such example of that truth. Many people think that the debate over minimum wage won't effect them at all, that is except those who make the minimum wage. The truth is that these laws are destructive and only sound good on the surface to those who don't understand their consequences. In this post, I will explain two significant drawbacks to having a minimum wage law. First, minimum wage laws decrease both the productivity and efficiency of businesses. For business owners, it presents a real conundrum. Imagine that you own a restaurant and you have to pay your chef the same wage as your dishwasher. Does that seem right? Does one

employee have more important skills to the business than the other? The dishwasher only gathers and washes dishes, a skill that many people qualify for. Your chef can cook various high quality dishes and produces a product that makes most of the money for the business. Not everyone can cook well, so there are less people that could fill this role. The problem is that you have to pay both employees the same wage even though they're not equal in terms of importance to the business. Worse, the business might be able to hire more people if it could set wages based on free market principles. There is historic proof that wage control laws create more unemployment than would exist in a free market.

quence is inflation. Every time wages are raised, it increases costs for businesses because they have to pay more money to their staff. To maintain their profits the businesses are forced to react. These costs are then passed on to consumers in the form of price increases on all their products. This creates inflation for not only the people making minimum wage but also the general public. Because most minimum wage jobs are present in essential businesses like grocery stores, restaurants and retail outlets, it means wage costs rise for all of these businesses. This means that prices increase for everyone on most everyday items. This leaves everyone with less money that they can save and actually produces no net change in wealth in The second negative conse- the end. What I've written

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here will shock most people but it's 100% true. Although almost everyone thinks that the minimum wage is a good thing, the result has historically proven to be higher levels of unemployment and higher prices on everyday goods. Truly free markets regulate themselves better and prevent these artificial consequences that were born out of good intentions. So as the minimum wage law debate rages, think twice about "watching what you wish for". I encourage you to think about what you've read here and draw your own conclusion after your own self study. I am confident however, that you'll arrive at the same conclusion that you have read here.

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ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) Such over indulgence due to emotional upset will be your downfall. Face any emotional problems head-on to avoid situations getting out of hand. Inharmonious situations at home may be extremely upsetting for you today. TAURUS (Apr. 21- May 21) Be sure not to burn any bridges. You should be doing something special with children. You will make new friends through physical activities. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) You can travel for business or pleasure. Don't let your partner get you going. You are best to travel or attend lectures or semi-

nars. Relationships may be hard tion. Self-deception regarding to handle. your own worth may lead you down the wrong path. You can CANCER make professional changes and (June 22-July 22) direct your energy into making all If you're in the mood, go out and the right moves. Go after your socialize, or get involved in sports goals. activities. Look into ways that you can make extra cash. You are best LIBRA to keep your cash in a safe place. (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) Your ability to be a self starter LEO will help get things done and (July 23-Aug 22) motivate others. You are best to Organize your house and be sure keep your money tied up in a safe to include the whole family in the and secure place. If you put your projects you have set out to do. mind to it, you could entertain or One-sided relationships are like- host a multitude of social events. ly. You might find that delays will cause setbacks and upset. SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) VIRGO Include friends and family mem(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) bers in your redecorating plans. You can pick up additional Your doubt could lead to insecuriresponsibility that will lead to ty. You will have a greater higher wages and a better posi- involvement in groups; however, they may not be to your advantage.

to your living quarters that will please the whole family. Try to curb overindulgence today. CAPRICORN (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) Your dedication and fortitude when dealing with humanitarian groups will enhance your reputation. You must take care of health problems that have been lingering. Be careful not to exaggerate when interacting with your lover. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) Look into ways that you can make extra cash. Your partner may be somewhat irritable today. You may have personal problems, but professional duties might be pressing.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) New interests are preoccupying your time. Your temper may erupt if you have allowed others to cost SAGITTARIUS you too much money. Don't even (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) bother trying to get their You need to do something ener- approval on the things you want getic and different. Make changes to do.

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Free Speech and Political Correctness - What About Freedom of Speech Or Was That a Myth? There are Senators right now who want to change the way we view free speech in our society, and they want to pass laws to prevent dissent. Interestingly enough, those who have come up with these draconian changes were once themselves the opposition party claiming that their own voices had been limited, squelched, and their right to free speech violated. One can be sure that those bullied previously are often called into their own mirrors once the revolution runs full cycle and they are in charge, in other words, these Democrat Senators want to limit their political oppositions arguments or criticism. Let's talk because this is not all that is going on in the free speech space right now.

titled; "Donald Sterling tells NBA he doesn't plan to pay fine," by Jeff Zillgitt. Although this probably isn't news to anyone who has watch Donald Sterling's endeavors over the years, it does make us all wonder another topic; Free Speech, which supposedly is guaranteed in the Constitution, or perhaps once was. Yes, there are limits, but what are they and where is that bar now, or more importantly where is it going.

The article stated: "The attorney, Maxwell M. Blecher, also wrote that Sterling doesn't warrant "any punishment at all" for his racist comments that were recorded in a conversation with a female friend and made public. Blecher, a well-known antitrust attorney, also contends There was an interesting article that the fine violates Sterling's in the USA Today on May 15, 2014 due process rights and said the

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matter will need to settled in thropist and team owner. court." Are we allowing our Yes, we all understand that Constitution to be hijacked? Do point of contention, still, as a we really want everyone to be former franchisor we had a politically correct, cutting off clause in our franchise agree- communication to the point of ments about moral turpitude, fear or speaking? If so, we will and negative impacts of behav- befall the same unfortunate cirior, or negative media, which cumstances of miscommunicadoes not presume guilt rather it tion or lack of communication. could be enforced merely by Such challenges to human intershowing damage to our brand action causes marriages to fail, name. In other words, he could business deals to fall, and lose his franchise or be forced nuclear weapons to launch. to transfer, and/or pay a fine Wise up humans, free speech is too. It would depend how that important to all we hold, even if franchise agreement is written. I we don't like what others often bet it's tight, legally, but I won- have to say - we must defend der if it could be ripped to their right to say it, whether we shreds by Sterling's attorneys to like it or not, because if not; you the point that the NBA has to could be next - and thus, history cough up money and pay for repeats. damage to Sterling's previous sterling reputation as a philan- - Lance Winslow

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Dear Rocco, Why is it illegal for someone to kill themselves or allow them to die when we kill dogs, cats, horses, etc. to put them out of their “misery” on a daily basis. Isn’t it kind of a double standing? Isn’t all like precious and not just humans? And if you don’t want to live why should you be forced to “suffer” until God calls you home? BG

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PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (UPI) Florida police officers who were attempting to catch a suspected car thief got a little help when an alligator decided to cross the road. Port St. Lucie police were on the lookout for a man they suspected had taken at least five cars from parking lots at Walmart, Sam’s Club and Publix. Officers eventually spotted Calvin Rodriguez in a Honda

Civic and tried to stop him. Unfortunately, the car “began driving at a high rate of speed and was lost sight of.” That’s when the alligator stepped in. Police were able to catch up with Rodriguez when he hit the alligator and was stopped. “The Honda was later discovered to have crashed into an alligator, causing it to crash into a median,” according to a police report. “This shows that Calvin was in control of the Honda that struck the alligator and the

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median.” Rodriguez is charged with five counts of grand theft auto but is not facing animal cruelty charges for hitting the alligator. “It’s pretty unimaginable that police officers would be at that point in time looking for these suspects and that an alligator unfortunately just happens to cross the road and assist us in catching these criminals,” Det. Keith Boham told WPTV.

senior already has his postgraduation job lined up. Kelvin Green was sworn in as the mayor of Archer City, Texas, on Friday, becoming the youngest mayor in town history since it was founded in 1888. No one else entered the race, so Green won the office by default. “The city wanted me in this position even though there was not an ARCHER CITY, Texas (UPI) - An election,” Green told 18-year-old Texas high school NewsChannel 6 prior to being

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sworn in. “It’s more or less a childhood dream. As it’s gotten closer I’ve become more excited and I’m ready to take on the task for sure.” The small town is currently battling a stage four drought, so that will be one of the first issues that Green has to tackle now that he has taken office. In addition to that responsibility, Green also plays shortstop for the Archer City High School Wildcats baseball team and will be helping the team make a run at the state baseball title in the coming weeks. “It’s a good feeling too, it gives you something good to wake up about in the morning,” Green said. HOUSTON, TX - A Houston woman who says she is a stripper is being sued in small claims court by one of her customers. Her stage name is Nomi. She says she works in a Houston strip club and admits she went out a few times with one of her customers named Robert. “I’ve never heard of a customer suing a stripper,” Nomi said. “I just don’t understand how this person can sue me for money that he freely gave. I would never have even taken it had I known I had to pay it back.” Robert wouldn’t say much, but confirms he met Nomi at a strip club. He

says she owes him about $3,000 worth of DVDs, a laptop and cash, and he’s suing to get it back. Gerald Treece, attorney and law professor at South Texas College of Law, said it comes down to whether it was all gifts. “It has no really great legal value,” he said. “It was ‘wow’ value, and it all depends on whose facts the court believes.”

statement. “The Chief then saw an open bottle of vodka on her passenger seat and could clearly smell the odor of liquor on her breath.” When Drinkwater got out of her car, she was “extremely unsteady” and failed “a number of sobriety tests.” In addition to the DUI charge, Drinkwater was also charged with operating negligently as to endanger, drinking from an open container while driving ARLINGTON, Mass. (UPI) - A 60- and failure to keep to the right. year-old Massachusetts woman was arrested for operating GASTONIA, N.C. (UPI) - A North under the influence for the sev- Carolina woman was arrested enth time after she allegedly and charged with misuse of the handed the police chief a liquor 911 system after she allegedly receipt instead of her driver’s called emergency dispatchers license during a traffic stop. because she was given a flatArlington Police Chief Frederick bread pizza that was made with Ryan reportedly saw Brenda marinara sauce instead of pizza Drinkwater driving the wrong sauce. Bevalente Hall allegedly way through town while “anoth- called 911 after Subway employer man was driving behind ees wouldn’t refund the money Drinkwater repeatedly honking she paid for a “flatizza” pizza his horn and yelling at her to that was sauced incorrectly. “It’s stop,” according to the terrible, and I got my receipt,” Arlington Patch. Ryan also the 37-year-old says in the call. observed Drinkwater forcing “And I told them I can’t eat that cars off the road, so he pulled kind of sauce.” In the 911 call, her over. “Approaching the car, Hall says she wants report the the Chief asked Drinkwater for incident to investigators with her license and registration, and Channel 9. “They made my mom she reached into her purse and another sandwich without a handed him a credit card and a problem, but say they won’t receipt from a liquor store for a make me a sandwich,” Hall said, bottle of vodka,” police said in a the Gaston Gazette reported.

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Hall’s husband told Channel 9 that his wife called 911 after being yelled at by an officer. COLLEGE STATION, TX - You would think, if you had a 12-foot python as a pet, that you would keep an eye on it, but apparently the conventions of pet ownership in Texas are a little more relaxed than elsewhere. Because just such a specimen managed to show up in the tub of a startled Central Texas woman. Police believe the African python slipped into the house of Veronica Rodriguez when she left the back door open after bathing her three household guinea pigs and putting the critters in outdoor pens. Rodriguez says she heard strange noises, returned to the bathroom and discovered the snake crawling into the tub. She called 911. I didn’t know guinea pigs needed baths, but if anything would attract a python I would imagine three of them splashing around in water would do it. Animal control officers removed the snake, using a city trashcan as a temporary receptacle for the reptile, after which it was returned to its owner. No guinea pigs were harmed.


TTH H EE TTA AVVEERRN N (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts & Sims RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Morrissey, Kristeenyong VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Lucinda Williams TTH HO OM M PPSSO ON N --BBO O LLIIN NG GA ARREE N NA A (Knoxville) Dolly Parton

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TTH HU URRSSD DA AYY M Maayy 22 22 BBU UD D’’ SS (Chattanooga) DJ Hammer TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Songwriters Showcase CCA AM MPP H HO OU U SSEE (Chattanooga) Open Mic ARRII’’ SS H A HA A RRBBO O RR LLIIG GH H TTSS (Chattanooga) Keyz Brown RRH HYY TTH HM M && BBRREEW W SS (Chattanooga) “Weird Thursdays EDM Dance Party” CCA AM MPP H HO OU U SSEE (Chattanooga) Open Mic BBU UCC K KH HEE A AD D TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) The 1975 CCEE N NTTEE RR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Logic WIILLD W DH HO O RRSSEE SSA ALLO OO ON N (Nashville) Sister Hazel

FFRRIID DA AYY M Maayy 2233 TTH H EE CCO OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCC H H (Chattanooga) JD Lewis RRH HYY TTH HM M && BBRREEW W SS (Chattanooga) Downstream, River City Hustlers, Hour Late RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Reggie Reg TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Theory of A Deadman MIILLLL EERR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Pokey LaFarge, The 9th Street Stompers

TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Darren Self CCH H EERRO OK KEE EE FF A ARRM MSS (Lafayette) “Roots Fest” SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Ben Folds TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Neon Trees, Smallpools, Nightmare and the Cat FFO O XX TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Eddie Izzard OA O AK KM MO OU UN N TTA AII N NA AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pelham) Dave Matthews Band

SSA ATTU U RRD DA AYY M Maayy 2244 TTH H EE CCO OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCC H H (Chattanooga) JD Lewis RRH HYY TTH HM M && BBRREEW W SS (Chattanooga) Katy Tiz, Matt Stephens Project BBA ARRTT’’ SS LL A AK KEESSH HO O RREE (Chattanooga) DJ E RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Reggie Reg CCH H EERRO OK KEE EE FF A ARRM MSS (Lafayette) “Roots Fest” AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Dave Matthews Band VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESSSS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT

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EEN NCC O O RREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Foreigner, Styx, Don Felder CCEE N NTTEERR SS TTA AG G EE (Atlanta) DJ Jazzy Jeff TTH H EE SS H HEE D D (Maryville) The Kentucky Headhunters TTH H EE BBO OW WEERRYY (Knoxville) Nashville Pussy, Supersuckers RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Eddie Izzard GO G OO OD D PPEEO O PPLLEE BBRREEW WIIN NG G (Birmingham) Jeff the Brotherhood, Natural Child

SSU UN ND DA AYY M Maayy 22 55 TTH H EE CC O OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCCH H (Chattanooga) JD Lewis SSK KYYZZ O OO O (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter CCH H EERRO OK KEEEE FFA ARRM M SS (Lafayette) “Roots Fest” HA H ARRRRA AH H ’’SS CCH H EERRO OK KEE EE CC A ASSIIN NO O (Cherokee) Dolly Parton MA M ABBLLEE H HO OU USSEE BBA ARRN N EESS A AM MPPH H IITTH H EEA A TTRREE (Mableton, GA) Saving Abel

MO M ON ND DA AYY M Maayy 22 66 RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Trivia Night TTH H EE O O FFFF IICCEE (Chattanooga) SpeakEasy FFO OXX && H HO OU UN ND D (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter ON O N EE--EE LLEEVVEE N N (Lafayette) CSA Writers Night VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Tommy Emmanuel

TT U UEESSD DA AYY M Maayy 22 77 RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Open Mic w/ Mike McDade SSO OU U TTH H SSIID D EE TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Troy Underwood OA O AK KM MO OU UN NTTA AIIN NA AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pelham, AL) Journey, Steve Miller Band, Tower of Power CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Jimmy Buffett TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Old 97’s, Lydia Loveless LLO ON NG G BBEE A ACC H H SS A ALLO OO ON N (Knoxville) Hawthorne Heights

WEED W DN NEESSD DA AYY M Maayy 22 88 TTH H EE CC O OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCCH H (Chattanooga) Chris Tucker RRA AW W (Chattanooga) Open Jam w/ Jonathan Wimpee and friends LLA ASS M MA ARRG GA ARRIITTA A’’ SS (Chattanooga) Priscilla & Little Rickee ARRII’’SS H A HA ARRBBO O RR LLIIG GH HTTSS (Chattanooga) Keyz Brown

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TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Waka Flocka Flame May 29 TTU USS CCA ALL O OO O SSA AA AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Tuscaloosa) Foreigner, Styx, Don Felder May 29 EE D DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Leon Redbone May 29 ARREE N A NA AA ATT G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CCEE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Romeo Santos May 29 M IILLLLEE RR PPLLA M AZZA A (Chattanooga) Ester Rada, thecreativeunderground May 30 AA A ARRO ON N’’ SS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Journey, Steve Miller Band, Tower of Power May 30 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Manchester Orchestra, Balance and Composure, Kevin Devine May 30 BBLLIIN ND DW WIILLLLIIEE ’’SS (Atlanta) Delta Moon May 30 LLII BBRRA ARRYY TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Camera Obscura May 30 TTIIN N RRO OO O FF (Nashville) Corey Smith May 30 CC A AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) The Kills May 30 DA D ALLTTO ON ND DEE PPO OTT (Dalton) Ramble in the Attic May 31 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) needtobreathe, Fay Vance May 31 CC A AN ND D LLEE RR PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Lucero, Frank Turner May 31 ARREE N A NA AA ATT G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CCEE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Third Day May 31 WII LLD W D BBIILL LL’’SS (Duluth) The Outlaws, BlackHawk May 31 CC RRO O SSSS--CC O OU UN NTTRRYY LLIIN N EESS FFEE SSTTIIVVA A LL (Franklin, TN) Patty Griffin, John Hiatt, Ashley Monroe, Brandy Clark, Parker Milsap, Joe Pug, Luther Dickinson May 31 CC A AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Manchester Orchestra, Balance and Composure, Kevin Devine May 31 RRO O CCK K EETTO OW WN N (Nashville) Some Assembly Required May 31 SSLL U UG GG GO O ’’SS N NO O RRTTH H (Chattanooga) Yonatan Gat June 1 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) O’2L June 1 PPA ARRK K TTA AVVEE RRN N (Atlanta) Granville Automatic June 1 EE D DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Edwin McCain June 1 EE X XIITT//IIN N (Nashville) Adrenaline Mob June 1 WII LLD W DH HO ORRSSEE SSA ALL O OO ON N (Nashville) Darius Rucker June 2 4400 W WA ATTTT CCLLU U BB (Athens, GA) King Khan & the Shrines, Red Moss June 2 VVEE RRII ZZO ON NW WII RREELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Jack Johnson, Amos Lee June 3 TTU URRN N EERR FF IIEELLD D (Atlanta) Austin Mahone June 3 G RRA G AN ND DO O LLEE O O PPRRYY H HO OU USS EE (Nashville) Carrie Underwood June 3 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Florida Georgia Line, Craig Wiseman June 3 CC O O BBBB EEN N EERRG GYY PPEE RRFFO O RRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Morrissey June 4


RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON N TT SSTTA AG GEE (Nashville) Lindsey Eli, Tim Hicks, Small Town Pistols, Morgan Evans, Waymore’s Outlaws, The Grascals, The Marshall Tucker Band, Brazibilly June 4 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes June 5 D && LLIIN 33RRD ND DSSLLEE YY (Nashville) World Party June 5 EEX XII TT// IIN N (Nashville) Foxy Shazam June 5 RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON N TT SSTTA AG GEE (Nashville) Wynonna, Rig & Rich, Eric Paisley, Craig Campbell, Charlie Worsham, Cole Swindell, Dustin Lynch, Love And Theft, Cassadee Pope June 5 LLPP FF IIEELLD D (Nashville) Tim McGraw, Rascall Flats, Luke Bryan, Dierks Bentley, Brantley Gilbert June 5 SSM M IITTH H’’ SS O O LLD DEE BBA ARR (Atlanta) Hot Club of Cowtown June 5 TTH HEE TTAABBEERRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Tracy Morgan June 5 MII LLLLEERR PPLL AAZZAA (Chattanooga) Houndmouth, M Eight Knives June 6 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Conor Oberst, Dawes June 6 LLPP FF IIEELLD D (Nashville) Blake Shelton, Jason Aldean, Eric Church, Miranda Lambert, The Band Perry June 6 RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON N TT SSTTA AG GEE (Nashville) Clay Walker, Kellie Pickler, Kristian Bush, Collin Raye, Chase Rice, Parmalee, Dan + Shay, Danielle Bradberry, Craig Morgan, Lyndsey Highlander June 6 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYY H HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) World Party June 6 TTEERRM M IIN NAALL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Peter Murphy June 6 O AAK O KM MO OU UN N TTAAIIN NA AM MPPH H TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pelham, AL) Zac Brown Band June 6 RRIIVVEERRBBEE N ND D FFEE SSTTIIVVA ALL (Chattanooga) Widespread Panic, Dan + Shay, Bernie Worrell June 7 SSO OU UTTH HEE RRN NG GRRO OU UN ND DA AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Fayetteville) Gary Puckett & the Union Gap June 7 SSM M IITTH H’’ SS O O LLD DEE BBA ARR (Atlanta) Stroke 9 June 7 AAARRO A ON N’’ SS AAM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Zac Brown Band June 7 BBO OU U TTW WEELLLL AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Birmingham) Daryle Singletary June 7 LLIIN NN N PPAARRK K (Birmingham) Jessy J June 7 SSH HO ORRTT M MO OU UN NTTAAIIN ND DIISS TTII LLLLEERRYY (Woodbury, TN) Brian Johanesen, Tristin, Mercy Bell, Caitlin Rose, Smooth Hound Smith, Robert Ellis, Marc Scibilla, Reyl & Baxter, Escondido June 7 IIN N TTEE RRN NAATTIIO ON NAALL (Knoxville) Whitechapel, DevilDriver, Revocation, Carnifax, Rivers of Nihil, Fit For An Autopsy June 7 RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON N TT SSTTA AG GEE (Nashville) Billy Ray Cyrus, Darryl Worley, Frankie Ballard, Tyler Farr, LoCash Cowboys, The Swan Brothers, Jason Michael Carroll, Maggie Rose, Lyndsey Highlander June 7 LLPP FF IIEELLD D (Nashville) Keith Urban, Florida Georgia Line, Little Big Town, Darius Rucker, Chris Young June 7 RRIIVVEERRBBEE N ND D FFEE SSTTIIVVA ALL (Chattanooga) Buddy Guy, Claire Dunn, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Too Slim & the Taildraggers June 8 ALLYY SS RRO A O BBIIN NSS O ON N SSTTEEPPH H EEN N SS CC EEN N TTEERR

(Birmingham) Steve Martin, Steep Canyon Rangers, Edie Brickell June 8 RRIIVVEERRFFRRO ON NTT SS TTA AG G EE (Nashville) Uncle Kracker, David Nail, Terri Clark, Glorianna, Lorrie Morgan,Pam Tillis, Colt Ford, Corey Smith, Lonestar June 8 LLPP FFII EELLD D (Nashville) Zac Brown Band, Brad Paisley, Lady Antebellium, Hunter Hayes, Thomas Rhett June 8 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Tamar Braxton June 9 FFRRA AN NK KLLIIN N TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Franklin, TN) Sheryl Crow June 9 RRIIVVEERRBBEEN ND D FFEESS TTIIVVA ALL (Chattanooga) TobyMac June 10 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Cut Copy June 10 FFRRA AN NK KLLIIN N TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Franklin, TN) Sheryl Crow June 10 RRIIVVEERRBBEEN ND D FFEESS TTIIVVA ALL (Chattanooga) Boston, Allen Stone, Nikki Hill, The Black Cadillacs June 11 BBJJCC CC A ARREEN NA A (Birmingham) Bruno Mars, Aloe Blacc June 11 D && LLIIN 33RRD ND D SSLLEE YY (Nashville) Jackie Greene, Chris Robinson June 11 FFRRA AN NK KLLIIN N TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Franklin, TN) Sheryl Crow June 11 VVIIN NYY LL (Atlanta) Rich Robinson June 12 EED DD DIIEE ’’SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Larkin Poe June 12 MIILLLL EERR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Lydia Loveless, Tiffany Taylor June 13 BBJJCC CC CCO ON NCC EE RRTT H HA ALLLL (Birmingham) Mike Epps June 13 TTU USSCC A ALLO OO OSSA AA AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Tuscaloosa) Fantasia, Joe June 13 TTH H EE M MEE LLTTIIN NG G PPO OII N NTT (Athens, GA) The English Beat June 13 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESSSS TTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Boston, .38 Special June 14 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W W EESSTT (Atlanta) Foxy Shazam June 14 CCO O BBBB EE N NEERRG G YY PPEERRFF O ORRM M IIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons June 14 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Tamar Braxton June 14 PPU UBBLLIICC SSQ QU UA ARREE PPA ARRK K (Nashville) Lisa Loeb June 14 VVO ON N BBRRA AU UN N CCEE N NTTEE RR (Huntsville) Martina McBride June 14 BBIISSSSEE LLLL PPA ARRK K (Oak Ridge, TN) Kix Brooks June 14 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons June 15 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Counting Crows, Toad the Wet Sprocket June 17 TTH H EE LLO OFF TT (Atlanta) Andy Grammer June 18 CCO O BBBB EE N NEERRG G YY PPEERRFF O ORRM M IIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Elvis Costello June 19 RRIIVVEERRFFRRO ON NTT PPA ARRK K (Nashville) Xavier Rudd June 19 HA H ARRRRA AH H ’’ SS CC H HEE RRO OK KEE EE CC A ASSII N NO O (Cherokee) Gin Blossoms, Spin Doctors June 19 MIILLLL EERR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Alanna Royale, Debi D. & River City Jazz June 20 TTEEN NN N EESS SSEEEE TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Elvis Costello June 20 HEE RRIITTA H AG GEE PPA ARRK K (Cullman, AL) Charlie Daniels Band, Little Big Town, Deejay Silver June 20 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Xavier Rudd June 20 FFRREE D DRRIICC K K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE

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(Atlanta) Bruce Hornsby June 21 PPH H IILLIIPPSS A ARREEN NA A (Atlanta) Paul McCartney June 21 EED DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Those Darlins June 21 4400 W WA ATTTT CC LLU UBB (Athens, GA) Futurebirds June 21 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Elvis Costello June 21 MEERRCC YY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) The Whigs June 21 TTH H EE SS H HEE D D (Maryville) Drivin’ N’ Cryin’, The Eskimo Brothers June 21 HEERRII TTA H AG G EE PPA ARRK K (Cullman, AL) Lynyrd Skynryd, Colt Ford, Deejay Silver June 21 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Randy Houser, Leah Turner, Charlie Worsham June 22 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Counting Crows, Toad the Wet Sprocket June 22 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Atlanta) Sevendust June 23 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jeff Tweedy June 24 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON N EE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Paul McCartney June 25 CCA AN NN NEE RRYY BBA A LLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Theory of A Deadman June 25 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY LL IIVVEE (Nashville) Neko Case June 25 MEERRCC YY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Old 97’s June 26 WIILLD W DH HO O RRSSEE SS A ALLO OO ON N (Nashville) Everclear, Soul Asylum, Eve 6, Spacehog June 26 TTH H EE 55 SSPPO OTT (Nashville) The Paul Collins Beat, Sherbert June 26 RRII VVEE RRFFRRO ON NTT PPA ARRK K (Nashville) Will Hoge, Drake Whie & the Big Fire, Clare Dunn, Brian Collins June 26 MIILLLLEE RR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Seth Walker, Remembering Jeremy June 27 CCA AM M PP H HO OU USS EE (Chattanooga) David Wilcox June 27 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON N EE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Katy Perry, Capital Cities June 27 VVO ON N BBRRA AU UN N CCEE N NTTEERR (Huntsville) Tommy Womack, Marshall Chapman, Will Kimbrough June 27 HII-- LLO H O LL O OU UN NG GEE (Athens, GA) The Paul Collins Beat June 27 PPH H IILLIIPPSS A ARREEN NA A (Atlanta) Katy Perry, Capital Cities June 28 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Rick Springfield, Pat Benatar & Neild Giraldo June 28 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Throwing Muses, Tanya Donelly June 28 SSO OU U TTH H EERRN NG G RRO OU UN ND DA AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Fayetteville) Jefferson Starship June 28 TTH H EE SS H HEE D D (Maryville) Billy Joe Shaver June 28 CCO O BBBB EEN N EERRG G YY PPEERRFF O ORRM M IIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) “The Voice Tour” June 29 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Lindsey Stirling June 30 EEX XIITT//II N N (Nashville) Swans June 30 GRRA G AN ND DO O LLEE O OPPRRYY H HO OU U SSEE (Nashville) Old Crow Medicine Show July 1 MEERRCC YY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) The Felice Brothers July 2 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) New Edition July 3 RRII VVEE RRFFRRO ON NTT PPA ARRK K (Nashville) The Apache Relay, Steelism, Promised Land Soul July 3 MIILLLLEE RR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Slide Brothers, The Power Players July 4 CCO OU UN N TTRRYY TTO ON NIIG GH HTT TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pigeon

MAY 22 2014

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MAY 23-25

D.J LEWIS

ONE OF THE HOTTEST COMEDIANS TO COME OUT OF CHATTANOOGA IN YEARS. D.J IS HIP AND HILARIUOS. HIS COMEDY HAS BEEN CALLED "HILLBILLY GUTTER BELLY", ALTHOUGH HARD TO DISCRIBE IT IS NOT HARD TO LAUGH WITH AND AT D.J.

MAY 30 - JUNE 1

SPANKY BROWN

VERSATILITY AND STYLE BEST DESCRIBE THIS PERFORMER PROVIDING LAUGHS THAT TRANSCEND ALL BARRIERS: AGE, GENDER, URBAN OR MAINSTREAM, HIS HUMOR APPEALS TO ALL AUDIENCES. CURRENTLY A CONTRIBUTING WRITER FOR “THE TOM JOYNER MORNING SHOW” HEARD IN OVER 100 RADIO MARKETS.

JUNE 20, 21 & 27,28

JAMES GREGORY

JAMES DOES NOT “TIP-TOE” THROUGH LIFE AS IF HE’S WALKING ON BROKEN GLASS OR EGG SHELLS. THAT STYLE IS EVIDENT ON STAGE AS WELL. HE IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. MUCH OF HIS HUMOR IS CENTERED ON BRILLIANT OBSERVATIONS OF CRAZY RELATIVES AND PEOPLE’S OBSESSIONS.

JULY 16 ONE SHOW ONLY!

MICK FOLEY

HE'S A THREE-TIME WWE CHAMPION, A HARDCORE LEGEND AND A MEMBER OF THE WWE HALL OF FAME. NOW, MICK FOLEY IS UNLEASHING THE SAME TRADEMARK BLEND OF WIT AND WISDOM, WILDNESS AND WARMTH THAT MADE HIS BOOKS SO BELOVED (FIVE SELF-PENNED NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS) INTO HIS ONE-MAN SPOKEN-WORD STAGE SHOW, “TALES FROM WRESTLING PAST”.

FOR UPDATES, DISCOUNTS AND FREE TICKETS, TEXT COMEDYCATCH TO 99000

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Forge) Mark Chesnutt July 4 CC H HAASSTTAAIIN N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Lionel Richie, CeeLo Green July 7 AVVO A ON ND DAALL EE BBRREE W WIIN NG G CC O OM M PPA AN NYY (Birmingham) Moe. July 10 MII LLLLEERR PPLL AAZZAA (Chattanooga) Bronze Radio M Return, The Iscariots July 11 CC H HAASSTTAAIIN N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Goo Goo Dolls, Daughtry, Plain White T’s July 11 TTH HEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) The Baseball Project July 11 FFRREE D DRRIICC K K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) The Beach Boys July 12 EEX XII TT// IIN N (Nashville) Blackstone Cherry, We As Human, Kyng July 12 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS AATT FF O ON N TTA AN N EELL (Whites Creek) Fall Out Boy, New Politics July 13 AAARRO A ON N’’ SS AAM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Tim McGraw, Cassadee Pope July 13 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Beck July 14 MAA RRA M A TTH HO ON NM MU USSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville) The Neighborhood, White Arrows July 14 SSLLU UG GG GO O’’ SS N NO ORRTTH H (Chattanooga) Kind of Like Spitting July 15 EEX XII TT// IIN N (Nashville) Man or Astroman? July 15 G EEO G O RRG G IIAA D DO OM M EE (Atlanta) Beyonce, Jay Z July 15 MAA SSQ M QU U EERRAAD D EE M MU USSIICC PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Neighbourhood, White Arrows July 15 BBRRIID DG G EESS TTO ON NEE AARREE N NA A (Nashville) KISS, Def Leppard July 16 RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON N TT PPAARRK K (Nashville) Hayes Carll, Rayland Baxter, James Wallace & the Naked Light, Oak Creek July 17 MII LLLLEERR PPLL AAZZAA (Chattanooga) Lucius, M Danimal Planet July 18 TTU USSCC AALLO OO OSS AA AAM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Tuscaloosa) Peter Frampton, The Doobie Brothers July 18 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESS SS TTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O O RREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Ray LaMontagne, The Belle Brigade, Jenny Lewis July 18 AAARRO A ON N’’ SS AAM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) KISS,

Def Leppard July 18 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Fray, Barcelona, Oh Honey July 18 BBJJCC CC CCO ON NCC EE RRTT H HA ALLLL (Birmingham) Ray LaMontagne, The Belle Brigade, Jenny Lewis July 19 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS A ATT FFO ON NTTEE N NEELL (Whites Creek) The Fray, Barcelona, Oh Honey July 19 FFRREE D DRRIICC K K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Michael Bolton July 20 SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Procol Harum July 20 EEX XIITT// IIN N (Nashville) Machine Head, Anti Mortem, July 21 FFO O XX TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Beck July 22 SSCC H HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SS YYM M PPH HO ON NYY CC EEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Maxwell July 23 OA O AK KM MO OU UN N TTA AII N NA AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pelham, AL) Luke Bryan, Lee Brice, Cole Swindell July 23 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Sara Bareilles July 23 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Van’s Warped Tour July 24 TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) 311 July 24 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESSSS TTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) “American Idol Live” July 24 RRIIVVEERRFFRRO ON NTT PPA ARRK K (Nashville) Lettuce, Space Capone, Sol Cat July 24 MIILLLL EERR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) Function, Roger Alan Wade & Sparkle Motion July 25 FFRRIISSTT CC EEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Marty Stuart July 25 ANDREW JACKSON HALL (Nashville) Lisa Lampanelli July 25 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS A ATT FFO ON NTTA AN N EELL (Whites Creek) Ray LaMontagne, The Belle Brigade, Jenny Lewis July 25 TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) 311 July 25 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESSSS TTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Avett Brothers, Emmylou Harris July 25 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Paula Poundstone July 25 FFO O XX TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) DMX, EPMD,

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Naughty By Nature, Big Daddy Kane, Black Sheep, Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, Biz Markie July 26 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) O.A.R., Phillip Phillips July 26 VVEE RRIIZZO ON NW WIIRREELL EESSSS TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EEN N CC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Avett Brothers, Gov’t Mule July 26 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Bob Schneider July 26 BBJJ CCCC CC O ON NCC EERRTT H HA ALLLL (Birmingham) “Americal Idol Live” July 26 ANDREW JACKSON HALL (Nashville) Lisa Lampanelli July 26 TTH H EE PPU UN NCC H H LLIIN NEE (Atlanta) Christopher Titus July 27 BBJJ CCCC CC O ON NCC EERRTT H HA ALLLL (Birmingham) Steely Dan July 27 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Yes July 28 TTEE N NN N EESSSS EEEE SSTTA ATTEE FFA A IIRRG GRRO OU UN ND DSS (Nashville) Van’s Warped Tour July 29 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Sarah McLachlin July 29 TTEE N NN N EESSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Ray LaMontagne, The Belle Brigade July 29 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Fall Out Boy, Paramore, New Politics July 30 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Sarah McLachlin July 30 SSYYM M PPH HO ON NYY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Yes July 30 TTH H EE W WO OO OD DSS A ATT FFO ON NTTEEN N EELL (Whites Creek) Sara Barelilles July 30 HA H ARRRRA AH H ’’SS CCH H EERRO OK KEE EE CC A ASSIIN NO O (Cherokee) Jennifer Nettles, Brandy Clark August 2 MIILLLLEE RR PPLLA M AZZ A A (Chattanooga) The London Souls, Jordan Hallquist & the Outfit August 8 TTEE N NN N EESSSS EEEE PPEERRFFO O RRM MII N NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEERR (Nashville) The Turtles feat. Flo & Eddie, Chuck Negron, Mark Farner, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels, Gary Lewis & the Playboys August 1 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Steely Dan August 1

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MA M ASSQ QU UEERRA AD D EE M MU USS IICC PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Michael Franti, SOJA, Brett Dennen, Trevor Hall August 1 ATTLLA A AN N TTA A BBO OTTA AN N IICCA A LL G GA A RRD DEEN N (Atlanta) Gavin DeGraw August 1 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Judy Collins August 1 VVEE RRII ZZO ON NW W IIRREELLEE SSSS TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EEN N CCO O RREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Sugar Ray, Blues Traveler, Smash Mouth, Uncle Kracker August 2 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Steely Dan August 2 HA H ARRRRA AH H’’ SS CC H H EERRO OK KEEEE CC A ASSIIN NO O (Cherokee) Jennifer Nettles, Brandy Clark August 2 WO W O RRK KPPLLA AYY TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Shelby Lynne August 2 VVEE RRII ZZO ON NW WII RREELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Phish August 3 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USSII CC W WO ORRK KSS (Nashville) Passenger August 3 VVEE RRII ZZO ON NW WII RREELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) James Taylor August 5 SSA AM MM MYY TT’’ SS (Huntsville) Blackstone Cherry, We As Human, Kyng August 6 TTEERRM M IIN NA A LL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Peter Murphy August 7 TTEEN NN NEE SSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Chris Botti August 7 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE A ARREE N NA A (Nashville) Miley Cyrus August 7 AA A ARRO ON N’’ SS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, Death Corps August 8 MA M AIIN N SSTTRREE EETT (Albertville, AL) The Bellamy Brothers August 8 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Rodrigo y Gabriela August 8 MA M AIIN N SSTTRREE EETT (Albertville, AL) Jo Dee Messina, Gin Blossoms August 9 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Slightly Stoopid, Stephen Marley August 14 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Dark Star Orchestra August 14 M IILLLLEE RR PPLLA M AZZA A (Chattanooga) Clap Your Hands Ssay Yeah, SoCo August 15 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Abbey Road Live August 15 OA O AK KM MO OU UN NTTA AIIN NA AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Pelham, AL) Motley Crue, Alice Cooper August 15 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) The Lacs August 15 CC H HA ASSTTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Gipsey Kings August 15 VVEE RRII ZZO ON NW WII RREELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EE N NCC O ORREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Motley Crue, Alice Cooper August 16 CC H HA ASSTTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Dave Koz, Mindi Abair, Gerald Albright, Richard Elliot August 16 TTH H EE W WO OO OD DSS A ATT FF O ON N TTA AN NEE LL (Whites Creek) Boston August 16 CC H HA ASSTTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Panic! At the Disco, Walk the Moon, Youngblood Hawke August 17 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Tori Amos August 18 LLPP FFIIEELL D D (Nashville) One Direction August 19 CC H HA ASSTTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) OneRepublic August 19 CC O O BBBB EEN N EERRG GYY PPEE RRFFO O RRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Tori Amos August 19 MA M ASSQ QU UEERRA AD D EE M MU USS IICC PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Offspring, Bad Religion, Pennywise August


20 MII LLLLEERR PPLL AAZZAA (Chattanooga) Johnnyswim, M Decibella August 22 FFO O XX TTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Michael McDonald, Toto August 22 CC H HAASSTTAAIIN N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Boyz II Men, En Vogue August 22 BBJJCC CC CC O ON N CCEE RRTT H HA ALLLL (Birmingham) Crosby, Stills and Nash August 22 O AAK O KM MO OU UN N TTAAIIN NA AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Pelham) Keith Urban, Jerrod Niemann, Brett Eldridge August 23 H AAVVEEN 1122TTH NU UEE N NO O RRTTH H (Nashville) Big Gigantic, Diplo, Griz, Zed’s Dead August 23 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS AATT FF O ON N TTA AN N EELL (Whites Creek) Shovels & Rope, Old Crow Medicine Show August 23 FFO OU URR PPO O IIN N TTSS SSH H EERRA ATTO ON N (Brentwood, TN) Kellie Pickler August 23 TTEEN NN NEE SSSSEEEE TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Corey Smith August 23 CC H HAASS TTAAIIN N PPAARRK K ((Atlanta) Chicago, REO Speedwagon August 24 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESS SS A AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EEN N CC O ORREE PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Keith Urban, Jerrod Niemann, Brett Eldridge August 24 WO W OO OD D RRU UFFFF AARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) Paula Deen August 26 AN A ND DRREEW W JJAACC K KSSO ON NH HA ALLLL (Nashville) Paula Deen August 27 PPH H IILLIIPPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Aerosmith, Slash August 28 MII LLLLEERR PPLL AAZZAA (Chattanooga) Gabe Dixon, M Stereo Dig August 29 ATTLLA A AN N TTAA BBO O TTAAN NIICC A ALL G GA ARRD D EEN N (Atlanta) Lyle Lovett August 29 ZZYY D DEE CC O O (Birmingham) Kevin Gates, Chevy Woods August 30 BBO OU U TTW WEELLLL AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Birmingham) Austin Mahone, Fifth Harmony, Shawn Mendes, Alex Angelo September 2 FFRREE D DRRIICC K K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Bret Michaels September 6 VVEERRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRREE LLEESS SS A AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATTRREE A ATT EEN N CC O ORREE PPAARRK K (Atlanta) ZZ Top, Jeff Beck

September 6 WO W O LLFF CC RREEEE K KA AM M PPH HIITTH H EEA ATT RE (Atlanta) Lyfe Jennings September 6 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS A ATT FFO ON NTTEE N NEELL (Whites Creek) Austin Mahone, Fifth Harmony, Shawn Mendes September 6 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Kings of Leon September 9 TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) 3 Doors Down, Acousitc – Songs From the Attic September 10 OA O AK KM MO OU UN N TTA AII N NA AM M PPH HII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Pelham, AL) Kings of Leon September 10 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Rascal Flatts, Sheryl Crow, Glorianna September 11 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Tedeschi Trucks, John Hiatt September 12 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CC EEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) Ed Sheeran September 12 SSCC H HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SS YYM M PPH HO ON NYY CC EEN N TTEERR (Nashville) The Four Tops September 12 CCH HA ASSTTA AIIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Charlie Wilson September 13 BBRRIID DG G EESSTTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Ed Sheeran September 13 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS A ATT FFO ON NTTA AN N EELL (Whites Creek) Bob Weir & Ratdog, The Chris Robinson Brotherhood September 14 CCA AN NN NEE RRYY BBA ALLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Nick Carter & Jordan Knight September 15 HEE A H AVVEEN NA ATT TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) The Pretty Reckless, Adelita’s Way September 15 TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Lily Allen September 17 CCO OU UN N TTRRYY TTO ON NII TTEE TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Pigeon Forge) Bobby Bare, John Anderson, Daryl Worley September 19 ATTLLA A AN NTTA A BBO O TTA AN NIICC A ALL G GA ARRD DEE N N (Atlanta) Keb’ Mo’, Mavis Staples September 19 CCEE N NTTEE RR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) The Afghan Whigs September 19 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Twenty One Pilots September 19 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU U SSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville)

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Twenty One Pilots September 21 D && LLII N 33RRD ND D SSLLEEYY (Nashville) Terry Bozio September 24 ATTLLA A AN NTTA AM MO OTTO ORR SSPPEEEE D DW WA AYY (Hampton) A Flock of Seagulls September 26 TTH H EE EE A ARRLL (Atlanta) The Dream Syndicate September 27 GEEO G O RRG G IIA AD DO OM MEE (Atlanta) One Direction October 1 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Ian Anderson October 1 SSCCH H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON NYY CC EEN N TTEE RR (Nashville) Yo-Yo Ma October 1 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Coheed & Cambria October 7 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN N EETTTT CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Hellyeah, Nuthing More October 11 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Miranda Sings October 12 KN K NO O XXVVIILLLLEE CCO O LLIISSEE IIU UM M (Knoxville) Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Hellyeah, Nuthing More October 12 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON N EE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Motley Crue, Alice Cooper October 15 WH W HO O TTEELL-- M MIID D TTO OW WN N (Atlanta) Sandra Bernhardt October 18 FFO OXX TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Jason Isbell October 18 SSCCH H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON NYY CC EEN N TTEE RR (Nashville) REO Speedwagon October 19 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN N EETTTT CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Enrique Igelisias, Pitbull October 22 EED DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Andy McKee October 22 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, Amanda Shires October 24 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, St. Paul & the Broken Bones October 25 RRII A ALLTTO O CC EEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) Los Lobos October 25

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RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson October 26 TTH HO OM M PPSSO ON N --BBO O LLIIN NG GA ARREE N NA A (Knoxville) Eric Church, Dwight Yoakum, Halestorm October 30 D && LLIIN 33RRD ND DSSLL EEYY (Nashville) Rachel Yamagata November 5 WO W O RRK KPPLLA AYY TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Rachel Yamagata November 6 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Kansas November 7 SSCC H H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) The Manhattan Transfer December 5 M EEM M MO ORRIIA ALL A AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Chattanooga) Joe Bonamassa December 9 ARREE N A NA A@ @G GW W IIN NN N EETTTT CC EEN NTTEE RR (Atlanta) Eric Church, Dwight Yaokum, Halestorm December 11 PPH H IILLIIPPSS A ARREEN NA A (Atlanta) The Black Keys, St. Vincent December 11 BBJJCC CC A ARREE N NA A (Birmingham) Eric Church, Dwight Yaokum, Halestorm December 13 PPH H IILLIIPPSS A ARREEN NA A (Atlanta) Fleetwood Mac December 17 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE A ARREE N NA A (Nashville) Justin Timberlake December 19 ARREE N A NA A@ @G GW W IIN NN N EETTTT CC EEN NTTEE RR (Atlanta) Justin Timberlake December 20 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE A ARREE N NA A (Nashville) Bassnectar December 31 SSCC H H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Kenny Rogers January 15-17 SSCC H H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Styx February 19-21 EE D DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) John Hammond February 22 SSCC H H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Bernadette Peters April 9-11


OPE NING THIS WEE K Blended PG-13 After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they’re all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week. X-Men: Days of Future Past PG-13 The beloved characters from the original “X-Men” film trilogy join forces with their younger selves from “X-Men: First Class,” in an epic battle that must change the

past – to save our future. NOW SHOWING The Amazing Spider-Man 2 PG-13 It’s great to be Spider-Man. For Peter Parker, there’s no feeling quite like swinging between skyscrapers, embracing being the hero, and spending time with Gwen. But being Spider-Man comes at a price: only Spider-Man can protect his fellow New Yorkers from the formidable villains that threaten the city. With the emergence of Electro, Peter must confront a foe far more powerful than he. And as his old friend, Harry Osborn, returns,

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Jennifer Lawrence in 20th Century Fox’s “X-Men: Days of Future Past”.

Peter comes to realize that all of An undercover cop tries to take his enemies have one thing in down a ruthless crime lord with access to a neutron bomb by common: OsCorp. infiltrating his gang. Bears G Disneynature’s new True Life Captain America: The Winter Adventure “Bears” showcases a Soldier PG-13 year in the life of two mother Steve Rogers struggles to bears as they impart life lessons embrace his role in the modern to their impressionable young world and teams up with Natasha cubs. Set against a majestic Romanoff, aka Black Widow, to Alaskan backdrop teeming with battle a powerful yet shadowy life, their journey begins as win- enemy in present-day ter comes to an end and the Washington, D.C. bears emerge from hibernation to face the bitter cold. The world Divergent PG-13 outside is exciting—but risky—as In a world where people are the cubs’ playful descent down divided into distinct factions the mountain carries with it a based on human virtues. Tris looming threat of avalanches. As Prior is warned she is Divergent the season changes from spring and will never fit into any one to summer, the brown bear fami- group. When she discovers a conlies must work together to find spiracy by a faction leader to food—ultimately feasting at a destroy all Divergents, Tris must plentiful salmon run—while stay- learn to trust in the mysterious ing safe from predators, includ- Four and together they must find ing an ever-present wolf pack. out what makes being Divergent “Bears” captures the fast-moving so dangerous before it’s too late. action and suspense of life in one of the planet’s last great wilder- God’s Not Dead PG nesses—where mothers definitely College freshman and devout know best and their cubs’ sur- Christian Josh Wheaton finds his vival hinges on family together- faith challenged on his first day ness. of Philosophy class by the dogmatic Professor Radisson. Brick Mansions PG-13 Radisson begins class by inform-

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ing students that they will need to disavow, in writing, the existence of God on that first day, or face a failing grade. As other students in the class begin scribbling the words “God Is Dead” on pieces of paper, Josh find himself at a crossroads, having to choose between his faith and his future. Josh offers a nervous refusal, provoking an irate reaction from his smug professor. Radisson assigns him a daunting task: to prove God’s existence by presenting well-researched, intellectual arguments and evidence over the course of the semester, and engage Radisson in a head-tohead debate in front of the class.

aimed at finding a person who could throw a baseball the fastest. He brought them back to the US, moved in with them, taught them English, and, of course, the game of baseball with the hopes of getting them major league contracts.

every turn. Edge of Tomorrow The story unfolds in a near future in which a hive-like alien race, called Mimics, have hit the Earth in an unrelenting assault, shredding great cities to rubble and leaving millions of human casualties in their wake. No army in the world can match the speed, brutality or seeming prescience of the weaponized Mimic fighters or their telepathic commanders. But now the world’s armies have joined forces for a last stand offensive against the alien horde, with no second chances.

woman, Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a peaceable forest kingdom, until one day when an invading army threatens the harmony of the land. Maleficent rises to be the land’s fiercest protector, but she ultimately suffers a ruthless betrayal-an act that begins to turn her pure heart to stone. Bent on revenge, Maleficent faces an epic battle with the invading king’s successor and, as a result, places a curse upon his newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Maleficent realizes that Aurora holds the key to peace in the kingdom-and perhaps to Maleficent’s true happiness as well.

Mom’s Night Out PG All Allyson and her friends want is a peaceful, grown-up evening of dinner and conversation - a long-needed moms’ night out. But in order to enjoy high heels, adult conversation and food not served in a paper bag, they need their husbands to watch the kids for three hours. What could go wrong? Maleficent PG Godzilla PG-13 A beautiful, pure-hearted young The world’s most famous monster Neighbors R is pitted against malevolent crea- A couple with a newborn baby tures that threaten mankind. face unexpected difficulties after they are forced to live next to a The Grand Budapest Hotel R fraternity house. Recounts the adventures of Gustave H, a legendary concierge The Other Woman R at a famous European hotel After discovering her boyfriend is between the wars. married, a woman tries to get her ruined life back on track. But Heaven Is For Real PG when she accidentally meets the Todd Burpo and Sonja Burpo are wife he’s been cheating on, she the real-life couple whose son realizes they have much in comColton claims to have visited mon, and her sworn enemy Heaven during a near death expe- becomes her greatest friend. rience. Colton recounts the When yet another affair is disdetails of his amazing journey covered, all three women team with childlike innocence and up to plot mutual revenge on speaks matter-of-factly about their cheating, lying, three-timing things that happened before his SOB. birth ... things he couldn’t possibly know. Todd and his family are Rio 2 G then challenged to examine the Jewel, Blu and their three kids meaning from this remarkable leave their domesticated life in event. that magical city of Rio for a journey to the Amazon. Along the Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return way, they encounter a menagerie Across 41. Places to sleep PG of characters who are born to be 2. Worn to protect the 47. Shaft horsepower clothing 49. Executive Officer Dorothy wakes to post-tornado wild. 6. Fermented grape 50. Away Kansas, only to be whisked back juices 54. Pal to Oz to try to save her old Under The Skin R 11. Lady's-finger 55. Imitator friends the Scarecrow, the Lion, A voluptuous woman of unknown 13. State resident 56. Tester the Tin Man and Glinda from a origin combs the highways in 15. English princess 57. Hawaiian port 58. Draw near devious new villain, the Jester. search of isolated or forsaken 17. Fixes Ogles 59. Book of the Bible Wiser the owl, Marshal Mallow, men, luring a succession of lost 18. 19. Underground part 60. Annoys China Princess and Tugg the tug- souls into an otherworldly lair. of a plant 61. Native of boat join Dorothy on her latest They are seduced, stripped of 20. Deuces Switzerland 62. Type of packsack magical journey through the col- their humanity, and never heard 21. Thin glutinous mud orful landscape of Oz to restore from again. 22. Authentic Down order and happiness to Emerald 23. Finish first 1. Florida city CO C OM MIIN NG G SSO OO ON N City. 25. Biddies 2. Inert elemental gas Million Dollar Arm PG Follows an American sports agent who discovered Indian teenagers Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel, winners of a reality TV series called “The Million Dollar Arm,”

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11 9955 33 Bill Haley And His Comets saw their first release for Essex Records, “Crazy Man, Crazy” enter the Cashbox Best Sellers chart at #19. The success will be short lived however, as the record would fall out of the Top 50 two weeks later. 11 995544 Bill Haley And His Comets’ “Rock Around the Clock” was released. The record would find only limited success until the following year when it was included on the soundtrack of the film Blackboard Jungle.

convicted and would receive a suspended sentence and a $300 fine. The Drifters record “Save The Last Dance For Me”, which will top the US chart the following October and reach #2 in the UK in November. The Everly Brothers’ “Cathy’s Clown” hit number one in the US for the first of a five week stay. The duo had also accomplished this feat 1958 when “All I Have To Do Is Dream” spent over a month at the top position. 11 996611 The Everly Brothers launch their own record label, Calliope, intended for the purpose of discovering and developing new talent. Their own recordings will continue to be issued exclusively by Warner Brothers.

11 9955 55 Chuck Berry recorded “Maybellene”, which would become his first hit record, reaching #5 on the US Pop chart and #1 on the R&B chart. In the heyday of Pat Boone, Frank Sinatra, Perry Como and The McGuire Sisters, 119966 33 it was one of the few Rock ‘n’ Roll Lesley Gore’s “It’s My Party” enters songs to get any radio air play that Billboard’s Top 40, where it will reach #1. It will also become a Top year. Ten hit in the UK. 1199 5588 Bobby Darin’s “Splish Splash” was After hitting #22 the previous year released. It was the first recording with “Twistin’ Matilda”, Jimmy Soul made on an eight track recorder at reached #1 on the Billboard chart Atlantic Records and would eventu- with “If You Wanna Be Happy”, a ally reach #3 in America and #18 in song about the benefits of marrying Great Britain. an ugly woman. It would prove to be his final entry as the follow-up Jerry Lee Lewis arrives at London’s “Treat ‘Em Tough” flopped completeHeathrow Airport to begin his first ly, after which Jimmy entered the US British tour, along with his new Army. He died of a heart attack in bride, 14-year-old third cousin, Myra. 1988, aged 45. Although advised not to mention it, Lewis answers all questions about his 13-year-old Little Stevie Wonder private life, truthfully. The public’s recorded a song that would be his shock over Lewis’ marriage marks first number 1 hit, “Fingertips Pt. 2” at the start of a controversy which a concert in Detroit. The seven eventually ruins his career. The minute song was later edited into London Morning Star runs an editori- two parts for radio play. al calling Lewis “an undesirable alien” and calls for his deportation, Paul Revere And The Raiders sign leading to his British tour being can- with Columbia Records where they celled after just 3 of the scheduled 37 will have 14 Billboard Top 40 singles performances. between 1965 and 1971. 11 996600 Deejay Alan Freed is indicted along with seven others for accepting $30,650 in payola from six record companies. Two years later, he was

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read “Trailers for Sale or Rent” and a Capitol Records a few months before hobo he saw at an airport in Boise, his death. Idaho. The Young Rascals score the second Rudy Lewis, the lead singer of The of their three Billboard #1 records Drifters on their hits “On Broadway” when “Groovin” reached the top. It and “Up On The Roof”, died under made #8 in the UK. Felix Cavaliere mysterious circumstances the night and Eddie Brigati wrote this song before the group was set to record because their work schedule would “Under the Boardwalk”. He was 28 only allow them to see their girlyears old. Rather than reschedule the friends on Sunday afternoons. studio session to find a new front man, former Drifters backup singer Manuel Fernandez, founding member Johnny Moore was brought back to and organist for Los Bravos on their perform lead vocals for the record- 1966 hit “Black Is Black”, committed ing. The single reached #4 in the US suicide. He was just 23 years old. the following July and #45 in the UK. 119966 88 The Beach Boys release “I Get Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe through the Around” which will go on to become Tulips” was released. An eventual US the group’s first #1 hit, topping the US top twenty hit, “Tiptoe” was a remake of a 1929 hit for Nick Lucas. chart for two weeks. Although he recorded the novelty 11 996655 tune in falsetto, Tim, whose real FBI agents visit Wand Records to name was Herbert Khaury, actually investigate the lyrics to “Louie Louie” had a beautiful baritone voice. by The Kingsmen. They would eventually release a statement that said It should have been a great time in that it was impossible to exactly the life of Archie Bell when his song decipher the lyrics from “the unintel- “Tighten Up” reached #1 on the ligible rendition as performed by The Billboard Hot 100. Instead, he was resting in a West German hospital Kingsmen.” after suffering a leg wound he 1199 6666 received while serving in Vietnam Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey with the US Army. Although the of The Who grew tired of waiting for record was a big hit in the US, it didJohn Entwistle and Keith Moon to n’t chart at all in the UK. arrive for a concert. They take the stage at the Ricky Tick Club in Cream earns their first Gold record Windsor, England with the bass play- with their second album, “Disraeli er and drummer of the local band that opened the show. When Moon and Entwistle finally show up in the middle of the set, Townshend whacks Moon on the head with his guitar. Moon and Entwistle quit the band...for a week. The Mamas And The Papas went to the top of the Billboard album chart with “If You Can Believe Your Eyes And Ears”, which contained the singles “Monday Monday” and “California Dreamin’”. The LP was initially credited to the grammatically incorrect The Mama’s and The Papa’s, which was corrected on later printings. The Beatles “Paperback Writer” is released in the US, where it will go on to become the band’s twelfth Billboard #1 hit. The song also topped the charts in the United Kingdom, West Germany, Australia, New Zealand and Norway. 11 9966 77 Jimi Hendrix signed with Reprise Records on the US Warner Brothers label. He would eventually give them three albums, “Are You Experienced?”, “Axis: Bold as Love” and “Electric Ladyland”. The live L.P. “Band of Gypsys” was released on

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119977 66 Gears”, which includes “Sunshine of Your Love”, “Strange Brew” and The Rolling Stones open a six night stand at London’s Earl’s Court “Tales of Brave Ulysses”. Theatre. The indifference of the 11 9966 99 Stones’ performance causes them to “Get Back” by The Beatles shot to #1 be targeted as “dinosaurs” by the on Billboard’s Pop chart where it growing British Punk movement. would remain for 5 weeks, becoming 11 997777 the group’s 17th US #1 record. The song featured a keyboard solo by Stevie Wonder scored his sixth #1 Billy Preston, who became the only record on the Billboard Pop chart non-group member ever credited on with “Sir Duke”, a song written as a a Beatles single. tribute to Jazz legend, Duke Ellington. The song reached #2 in the Oliver entered the US charts with UK. “Good Morning Starshine”, which would reach #3 by July and go on to 119977 88 sell over a million copies. His real The Buddy Holly Story, a film starring Gary Busey, premiered in Holly’s name was William Oliver Swofford. hometown of Lubbock, Texas. The 1199 7700 movie will be a critical and commerPaul McCartney’s debut solo album, cial success, although insiders said it “McCartney”, started a three-week had little historical accuracy. run at the top of the Billboard Hot 200, while The Beatles’ LP “Let It Be” Paul McCartney led his group Wings to the top spot on the Billboard Hot was #1 on the UK album chart. 100 for the third time with “With A 1199 7711 Little Luck”. It reached #5 in his Peter Cetera of Chicago lost four homeland. teeth when a gang of thugs at a 119977 99 Chicago Cubs baseball game beat the daylights out of him because of the Sister Sledge’s “We Are Family” goes length of his hair. Cetera spent five Platinum. The album’s title track, a #2 hours in surgery as a result. He was hit last month, is the rallying call for the band’s lead singer and bass play- baseball’s Pittsburgh Pirates, who er before leaving for a solo career in will go on to win the 1979 World Series in October. 1985. 11 998800 The Rolling Stones achieve the rare feat of having both the Number One Singer / guitarist Joe Strummer of the LP (“Sticky Fingers”) and Number One British punk group the Clash is arrested in Hamburg, Germany for single (“Brown Sugar”) in the US. hitting a fan on the head with his gui11 9977 33 tar. A fight broke out between the Paul Simon releases the single band and the audience following a “Kodachrome”, which would become concert. a hit in the US, but was banned from 11 998811 air play in the UK because it contains Hall And Oates’ “Kiss on My List” is a brand name. awarded a Gold record. The song will 11 997744 make it to #1 in the US and become Ray Stevens had the whole country the first of three chart toppers the saying “Don’t look Ethel”, the hook duo will amass in the next 12 months. line from his second straight 119988 33 Billboard chart topper, “The Streak”. It would also lead the hit parade in David Bowie topped the Billboard Hot 100 for the second time with the UK a month later. “Let’s Dance”. It was also a #1 in the 11 997755 UK. Tammy Wynette, who was married 119988 55 five times, had the #1 song on the UK singles chart with “Stand By Your The Scottish Rock band Simple Minds Man”. The record had topped the US make their breakthrough in North America when “Don’t You (Forget Country chart in 1968. About Me”) tops the Billboard singles The nine piece band known as Earth, chart. The song was written specifiWind And Fire saw their song cally for the film The Breakfast Club “Shining Star” reach the top of both and was only the second tune the Billboard singles chart and the recorded by the group that they did Cashbox Magazine best sellers list. It not write. was the group’s seventh single and 11 998866 the first to crack the Top 20. Lead singer Philip Bailey would later team Davy Jones, Mickey Dolenz and Peter up with Phil Collins on the 1985 hit, Tork reunited as The Monkees when they kicked off their reunion tour at “Easy Lover”. ENIGMA

the Concord Hotel, in New York’s during his wild youth. In his memoir, Catskills Mountains. Does The Noise In My Head Bother You?, he revealed, “Gay sex just 1199 8899 doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one Ron Wilson, The Surfaris’ drummer time when I was younger, but I just who recorded Rock and Roll’s most didn’t dig it.” influential drum solo, “Wipe Out”, 22 00 1122 died of a brain aneurysm at the age of 49. Robin Gibb of The Bee Gees passed away at the age of 62 after battling 2200 0033 colon and liver cancer. His vocals The South Carolina State Department were featured on the hits of Probation, Parole and Pardon “Massachusetts”, “I Started a Joke”, Services pardoned James Brown for “I’ve Gotta Get a Message to You” and all past crimes in the state...including “Holiday”. drug, weapons and assault charges. Brown, who appeared before the Aerosmith unveiled their first new board, sang “God Bless America” song in six years, “Legendary Child”, after the decision. and also performed an old favorite, “Walk This Way”, on the season 2200 0077 finale of American Idol. John Fogerty Art Garfunkel joined Paul Simon in a joined eventual winner Phillip rare reunion in Washington, D.C. Phillips to sing two Creedence which commemorated Simon’s Clearwater Revival songs, “Have You receipt of the Library of Congress’ Ever Seen the Rain” and “Bad Moon first Gershwin Award, recognizing Rising”. contributions to the popular song as 2200 1133 an art form. Simon introduced his former partner by saying “My dear Ray Manzarek, keyboard player for friend and partner in arguments, Art The Doors, died at the age of 74 after Garfunkel,” before they launched a long battle with bile duct cancer. into “Bridge Over Troubled Water” and “Cecilia”. Also appearing on the Trevor Bolder, bassist for Davie show were Stevie Wonder and James Bowie’s Spiders From Mars before moving on to Uriah Heep, died of Taylor. cancer at the age of 62. 22 0000 88 Lou Pearlman, the music mogul who Ed Shaughnessy, drummer for The created the Backstreet Boys and ‘N Tonight Show band for over 29 years, Sync, was sentenced to 25 years in died at the age of 84 following a federal prison over a decades-long heart attack. scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings. Many victims were Pearlman’s relatives, friends and retirees in their 70s or 80s who lost everything. A view of the behind-the-scenes life of The Backstreet Boys is revealed in Gary James’ interview with A.J. Mclean’s mother, Denise McLean Solis 22 0000 99 Billy Joel was sued by his former drummer for hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid royalties. Liberty Devitto claimed that Joel hadn’t paid him proper royalties for 10 years of his work. Devitto was Joel’s drummer from 1975 until 2005, when he said he was abruptly kicked out of the band without so much as a phone call. 22 0011 00 John Fogerty’s 1985 hit “Centerfield” was selected to be honored at the National Baseball Hall of Fame Induction Ceremonies. The event would mark the first time a musician or song has been honored in such a way. 22 0011 11 Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler revealed he once had sex with a man

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RRU UM MOOUURR HHAASS IITT… … …Nearly 30 concertgoers were hospitalized durAvviicciiii concert at ing a recent A Rogers Centre in Toronto, Ontario. Private paramedics hired for the all-ages event were overwhelmed by the number of people who needed hospitalization from drugand alcohol-related issues, the Toronto Sun reported, and city emergency services were called to the arena. Toronto Councilor G Gii oorr ggiioo Maam M mm moolliitt ii, a critic of all-ages raves, told the paper he estimates the cost of hospital bills and EMS care from the concert could top $100,000.

Wiillccoo’’ss JJeeff ff TTw w eeeeddyy …W has added a handful of new dates to a solo road trip through the States, with the promise of more details to come on a “soon-to-bereleased” solo album. Several festival appearances are lined up, including two nights in the provinces.

…The lead singer of the band A Ass II LL aayy D Dyyiinngg has been sentenced to six years in prison for plotting to kill his wife. U-T San Diego moott hhyy reports 33-year-old TT iim LLaam mbb eess iiss was sentenced Friday in San Diego County. He had pleaded guilty to soliciting murder. Authorities mbb eessiiss hired an undersay LLaam cover sheriff’s detective to kkii llll M Mee ggggaa nn LL aam mbb ee ssiiss last year. The singer said she had restricted his visits with their children after a separation, and he also was angry that his wife would get a large share of his income in a divorce settlement. His attorney said LLaam mbb eessiiss acted out of character and the behavior was sparked by steroid use.

sued the shopping mall retailer last summer, claiming Hot Topic was selling a new lingerie line that used the “Blackheart” name without permission and the plaintiff was also upset with the lingerie’s tagline, “Lingerie for Girls Who Rock & Roll.” JJ eetttt’’ ss style is so well known that her black heart symbol associated with Blackheart Records has been a federally registered trademark since 1985, according to the complaint. Blackheart Records was selling its own apparel, jewelry and accessories when it was approached by Hot Topic in 2010 and was taken aback when the retailer emerged with its own, similar line of merchandising, according to the Los Angeles … JJooaann JJ eetttt and her Times. Blackheart Records have reportedly settled a federal …PPaauu ll W W eellllee rr has trademark lawsuit against Hot lined up a short string of Topic. A judge approved a September dates in between joint motion from Blackheart his Riot Fest appearances in Records and Hot Topic to end Toronto and Chicago. Look the suit May 12. Blackheart for TT hhee JJaam m founder to swing through Cleveland, Detroit, Minneapolis and Cincinnati. Wee llllee rr’’ss next release will be a W greatest hits package. Titled More Modern Classics, the 21song collection will include tracks taken from albums issued during the last 15 years of his solo career. Included are “That Dangerous Age,” “22 Dreams” and “From The ENIGMA

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Floorboards Up” as well as “Brand New Toy,” which was released for this year’s Record Store Day. …The word ‘dubstep’ has been approved for addition to America’s MerriamWebster Dictionary. The term, describing a form of dance music made popular by artists including SSkkrriilllleexx and SSkkrreeaam m , will appear in this year’s installment of the publisher’s collegiate dictionary. It’s one of 150 recent terms including ‘auto-tune’, ‘crowdfunding’ and ‘fangirl’, reports Time. …JJ eennnnyy LL eew w iiss has revealed that she worked on solo album The Voyager with RRyyaann AAddaam mss and BBeecckk . …Two former members of H Heeaarrtt are suing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for using their likenesses in promoting the 2013 induction ceremony even though they were not inducted. Bassist Maa rrkk A M Anndd eess and drummer DD eennnniiss CCaarr m maassss ii and were members of Heart from 19821993, during which the band staged a comeback with all four of its Grammy nominations and ten of its 20 Top 40 hits including “These


Dreams”, “Alone”, “All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” and many several othH eeaarrtt was ers. But when H inducted into the Hall of Fame, it included only the bands’ original lineup from Annddeess the 1960s and ‘70s and A maassss ii were not and CC aarr m included. …Last August, TMZ leaked e-mails sent from JJaacckk Whhiitt ee to his ex-wife K W Kaarree nn EEllssoonn that showcased his dislike for fellow retro rock Keeyyss. The revivalists the BBllaacckk K KKeeyyss fired back at W Whh iittee in a recent interview with Rolling Kee yyss drummer Stone. BBllaacckk K PPaatt rriicckk CC aarrnnee yy says W Whh iittee “obviously sounds like an asshole,” though he admits, “I actually feel embarrassed for him… I don’t hold grudges, man. I really don’t. We’ve all said fucked up shit in private, and divorce is hard.” In the Whh iittee publicized e-mails, W accuses the BBllaa cckk K Kee yyss of copying his style and speaks about trying to have his children removed from classes Keeyyss’’ guiwith the children of K Daa nn A Auu eerrbbaacchh. tarist/vocalist D Whhiitt ee writes, “That’s a possiW ble twelve fucking years I’m going to have to be sitting in kids chairs next to that asshole with other people trying to lump us in together. He gets yet another free reign to follow me around and copy me and push himself into my world.”

album, V, on Sept. 2 via Interscope Records. The album will be preceded by a new single in the coming months. Adam Levine and company teamed up with proMaaxx M Maa rrtt iinn, BBeennnnyy ducers M BBllaannccoo, RRyyaa nn TT eeddddeerr , SShh eellllbbaacckk and SSaam mM Maarrttiinn on V, which reunites the group with longtime keyboardist JJeess ssee CCaarrm miicchh aaeell, who went on hiatus in 2012 to “pursue more full time studies in music and the healing arts.”

…A continuing series of vault-trolling archival releases, with more on the horizon, have made it easier M..’’ ss abrupt to cope with RR..EE..M 2011 split, according to the Miikkee M Miillllss. “It’s nice group’s M in the sense that it keeps our breakup from being a cold, Miill llss told hard ending,” M Billboard. “It softens the landing a little bit. It’s like, no, I don’t get to record with PPeetteerr (BBuucckk), BBiillll (BBeerrrryy ) and Miicchh aaeell (SSttiippee ) anymore, but M we get to just remind ourselves of how much fun we M.. has released had.” RR..EE..M deluxe editions of most of its albums, expanded to include unreleased studio and live material. The group’s latest project is Unplugged: The Complete 1991 and 2001 Sessions, taken from its two MTV “Unplugged” appearances. The 33-song set, which features 11 songs that were never broadcast, came out on vinyl for this year’s Record Maarroooonn 55 are gear- Store Day and was released …M ing up for a busy summer. The on CD and digital download Grammy-winning band May 19. announced on Monday they’ll Kiissss guirelease their fifth studio …Former K ENIGMA

Accee FFrr eehhlleeyy has drawn a tarist A line literally back to his days in makeup for his forthcoming solo album Space Invader by hiring artist K Keenn K Keellllyy to design its cover. K Kee llllyy previously created the artwork for Kiiss ss' most popular two of K albums, 1976's Destroyer and 1977's Love Gun. "It was very exciting when I was approached with the idea of doing an album cover for AAccee," KKee llllyy said in a statement. He added that was Accee'' ss "proud to play a part of A continuing successful career." KKeellllyy has made his name drawing fantastical scenes of swords and sorcery for Conan the Barbarian and Tarzan novels, as well as the covers of albums by hard rock and metal bands like CCoohh eeeedd aa nndd CCaam m bbrr iiaa, RRaaiinnbb oow w and Maannoow M waa rr. Space Invader marks the first time in 35 years he has worked with FFrree hhlleeyy. …SSuu m m 4411 frontman Deerryycckk W D Whh iibblleeyy had been hitting the bottle so hard that he was recently hospitalized for a month. The singer and guitarist posted a note to his website on Friday explaining to fans why he had been "M.I.A." of late, and said that his liver and kidneys collapsed after years of hard drinking. If you know any truths, halftruths or outright lies about the music and club scene send it to Sissy Vance c/o rumoursmill@enigmaonline.c om.

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1. Conor Oberst 2. The Black Keys 3. Pixies 4. Tori Amos 5. Old 97’s 6. Sarah McLachlan 7. Damon Albarn 8. First Aid Kit 9. Moe. 10. Passenger 11. The String Cheese Incident 12. Phox 13. The Bamboos 14. Nickel Creek 15. Young the Giant 16. Afghan Whigs 17. Kenny Wayne Shepherd 18. Jack White 19. Natalie Merchant 20. Coldplay

ADVENTURE PICKS 1. Phish 2. Bob Dylan 3. Dave Alvin & Phil Alvin


The Winery Dogs - Rock and Roll to the Extreme The Winery Dogs are a side project or what people refer to as a super group of three extremely talented and wellversed performers. With one album out and judging by the reaction of the crowd at the Variety Playhouse they might consider their association a permanent one. Not only did this power trio that features Mike Portnoy, Billy Sheehan and Richie Kotzen have music snobs drooling, even the most casual fans of music where frozen in their tracks

watching what was going on Neal Morse, OSI, Avenged onstage. Sevenfold, Adrenaline Mob, Stone Sour, Flying Colors, Just who are Mike Portnoy, Bigelf and of course The Billy Sheehan and Richie Winery Dogs. Sheehan is Kotzen you ask? Here’s a considered by many music quick music history lesson. critics as the best or one of Portnoy was the drummer, the best bass players in rock backup vocalist and co- history. His resume is even founder of the legendary more impressive as a memprogressive rock group ber of Talas, David Lee Roth’s Dream Theater. Over the original bass player, Mr. Big, course of the past 28 years of G3, Niacin and too many so he has also performed or more to mention. Kotzen a recorded with Transatlantic, guitarist and vocalist has Liquid Tension Experiment, been a member of everyone ENIGMA

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from Arthur’s Museum, Poison, Greg Howe, Vertú, Mr. Big, Forty Deuce, Wilson Hawk and of course The Winery Dogs. What’s the best way to describe The Winery Dogs music? Classic rock infused with the precise performance and sound of a not only well oiled machine but well engineered one as well. The power trio played many cuts off their debut album as well as playing songs from their


influences (covers of Jimi Hendrix and Gary Wright) as well as one of Kotzen’s solo works. The Winery Dogs finished the night off with the Talas hard rockers “Shy Boy” (which David Lee Roth covered on his solo debut album “Eat ‘Em And Smile”. The night’s finale was an intense jam that featured all three masters showcasing what they did best. “Shy Boy’s” lyrics aren’t exactly the greatest in rock history, but the song is a showcase for each talented musician to show the packed house exactly what they were made of. Long live rock and roll. T he Winery Dogs Set list: T 1.Elevate 2.Criminal 3.We Are One 4.One More Time 5.Time Machine 6.Damaged 7.Six Feet Deeper 8.Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix cover) 9.The Other Side 10.Bass Solo 11.You Saved Me 12.Not Hopeless 13.Doin’ What the Devil Says to Do (Richie Kotzen song) 14.I’m No Angel 15.The Dying 16.Desire E ncore: E 17.Love Is Alive (Gary Wright cover) 18.Regret 19.Shy Boy (Talas cover)

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