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WEAR IT WELL

Sometimes it’s hard to tell which spring runway trends are hitting, and which ones will disappear before showing up in the real world. We look at five you can rock now ahead of the curve.

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TEAM HERO

Our David Hero this month couldn’t be constrained to one guy. We decided every last burly gay jock on this squad deserved a shout-out for their tireless efforts to benefit worthy gay causes.

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THINK PINK

Atlanta Film Festival is back with its Pink Peach track of gay films in tow. We round up the best of the fest from more than a week of cinematic treats being laid bare in screenings across the city.

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Pick your Aquanet back up, because we aren’t finished frying your bangs. Pet Shop Boys release new material as the duo turns 35, and Belinda Carlisle hits Atlanta. Here’s why their favorite decade still resonates.

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When gay guys play four of TV’s most beloved designers, gay Atlanta turns out in droves. The 10th iteration of Dwayne Morgan and Topher Payne as sisters Suzanne and Julia Sugarbaker again brings the television scripts to life with a drag twist with all their supporting characters in tow. Buy tickets; the whole run will sell out.

Hunky local DJ Seth Breezy joins forces with sexy Fort Troff for a military themed dance party you won’t soon forget. Breezy brings the dark tribal and tech house beats, FT brings the go-go grunts. You bring your look and your appetite for adventure.

One of the most enduring and popular parties each year comes from the fun-and-fundraising minds of Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus. Jack your do to the heavens with this year’s prom theme in mind, then get ready for a ballroom full of cocktails, costumes and hairraising chaos.

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The city’s biggest film festival always makes room for its gays with the Pink Peach series. This year’s LGBT entries include Viva!, in which a shy gay boy doing queens’ do’s at a drag club dreams of hitting the stage as one of the gurlz. Read our preview in this issue.

You loved her in the Go-gos , and your adoration continued as she went solo and became one of the enduring faces of ‘80s and ‘90s pop (See our musings in this issue of David). Just when we thought we couldn’t love her more, her out son became one of the gay advocacy voices of the next generation. Let her show you she’s still got it.

Pull out those tanks and tees, boys. Spring is here, and flip-flop weather beckons as gays pour out of the woodwork to kick off festival season. This is the first in a slew of events that dot the calendar and the map from the gay-run Atlanta Foundation for Public Spaces with art, music, food and fun.

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I hate that society constantly shovels 3-6 percent body fat as the perfect man. I don’t even think that body type is desirable, and I constantly worry that those guys don’t get enough to eat. What’s worse, for this column I approached several different people of size to submit pictures of themselves in various fashion forward clothing, and none of them could come through for me. My favorite excuse was the one claiming that he lost too much weight and wouldn’t be a good fit, that readers would chime in to say that I wasn’t fairly representing the larger man with pictures of small dudes. Not that any of you readers would even know what he looks like now vs. six months ago, but the fact that he somehow fantasizes himself as small, when he’s still bigger than I am, made me laugh out loud for several minutes. And that’s one of many of the body image issues that plagues us today.

The model in you The gay community can be obsessed with the latest trends in fashion. We worry over our appearance, to the tune of over $400 billion dollars spent, by men from all around the world. That’s a lot of fucking money to feel pretty, especially against how many of us claim that we don’t actually care what anyone thinks about our appearance. Liar.

The next guy could be the poster child for the Chubbies brand and is really hot: bearded, pot bellied, tatted, etc. He told me that he just wasn’t attractive enough for the magazine. So even though I would have crawled through a political protest rally to lick his face, he still somehow felt that he wasn’t desirable enough to be part of the column. Even with professional modeling photographs, that clearly show he’s ready to be seen as such, he still doubts himself. Where did we go wrong in society that we are so obsessed with our appearance, that we shame ourselves into being less than beautiful? We somehow don’t trust that we are good enough, and that’s the true disappointment of our culture.

If all the fat kids in cute clothes that were too shy or awkward to offer up amazing photos to share in this column The problem is this crazy notion that a majority of the male were to trust their own confidence, I wouldn’t have been models we see, are a direct mirror of men in our society – late with my deadline to submit this column. that this strange correlation can be spoon-fed to us, and we I do hope, that when they read this, each of the people will somehow agree that it’s right. I reached out to take a moment to affirm that they are One out of every three men in Atlanta are overweight. That’s beautiful, that they look in the mirror and say something not anywhere near the ratio of model types that barrage our positive about themselves. media. All we see are tiny waists and rippled abs all over billboards and print ads. That’s not a true representation of So before you go buy your next cute outfit or summer what society looks like, at all. Have you ever walked down swimsuit, or lighter spring button-downs, you should say a street and actually seen our fellow fat asses? The media something nice about yourself too. romanticizes being small as the most desirable thing we You’re worth it. must achieve. We are constantly tricked into believing that if we’re not beautiful, then we don’t have money or success or sex. As a fat kid myself, I assure you that I fuck on the regular. I have a great job, and feel that I earn a fare wage for what I do. My bills are paid, food is on the table – more than my fair share – and I can afford to travel quite a bit. I have a 35” waist and weigh about 220 pounds. Anyone that’s met me will tell you that I’m nowhere near skinny. I eat as much that’s good for me, as bad stuff. I run daily (yes, fuck you) and I walk my dogs often. 20 | 3.30.16

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community

David Hero:

The Atlanta Bucks by Shannon Jenkins

concessions stand, and all of the proceeds will go to the victims. Donations will be accepted, and we plan on working with Woofs to garner more support for the men We started raising money for Lost-N-Found to get them back on their feet. The biggest at their inception at Miss Ruck-N-Maul in thing is we want them to know they have 2011. We stuck with them for a number of a community that is rallying for them. years as our charity of choice because the LGBT homeless have been the most neglect- What’s on the Bucks’ rugby agenda ed part of our community. That really reso- for the spring season? nated with many or our members, and in that first fundraiser we raised $3,500 for LNF. On April 2 it’s the Bucks versus Charlotte. On April 16 we’ll be in Charleston for a round robin versus Charlotte and the Why is charity work such a focus? Charleston Blockade, and then we’ll have a The Bucks are set up as a not-for-profit home match with the Charleston Blockade. charity. It’s part of our charter that we All of these matches are tune-up matches support our community as well as promote for the Bingham Cup, which is being held in the game of rugby. We are a just cogs in Nashville on Memorial Day weekend. the wheel of gay Atlanta and are proud to be a part of an amazing community that How would you describe the Bucks has numerous organizations and individu- when they’re not playing or helping als that follow the same benevolent path. charities?

WHEN IT COMES TO CHARITY WORK, MEMBERS OF THE ATLANTA BUCKS RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND THE FIELD OF PLAY.

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nother example of how Atlanta’s gay sports leagues reach far beyond recreation and back into the community, the purple clad players have helped numerous organizations since the club was founded in July 2003. With 40 playing members and 10 auxiliary members, the club offers plenty of helping hands. We are proud to honor the team as a whole as March’s David Hero. We asked Gary Durden, the club’s president and head coach, what it means to be a member of the Bucks. Tell us about some of the Bucks fundraisers.

We hold the Miss Ruck-N-Maul Pageant and Purple Dress Run, and we have a monthly bar night at the Atlanta Eagle. We have a Super Bowl beer bust and occasionally hold a beer bust in the spring. The Bucks recently launched efforts to help two men who were attacked Which organizations have you with boiling water for being gay. helped over the past 13 years? How’s that going? The Bucks have supported Chris Kids, Toy Party, AID Atlanta, Ben Cohen Stand Up Foundation, Armorettes PWA Fund, Joining Hearts, Jerusalem House, Lost-N-Found, and most recently Pride School Atlanta. We are still in the process of selecting a charity for our upcoming Purple Dress Run on May 7. The Bucks are a big supporter of Lost-NFound Youth. Why is LNF so important? 22 | 3.30.16

The Bucks are a family off the pitch. We spend a lot of time together, even during the holidays. My husband and I have hosted Bucks for Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years Day. The guys on the team are We were made aware of the two hate in constant contact, and many have decrime victims via a Facebook post. At our veloped lasting relationships from their match on April 2 at Boulevard Crossing involvement in the organization. Park at 3 p.m. against the Charlotte Royals, the Bucks will be running a Visit atlantabucksrugby.org. Watch each month as David Atlanta unveils a new hero. These select recipients show all of LGBT Atlanta what it takes to enhance the city and the community. If you have a suggestion for an upcoming David Hero, e-mail mike@davidatlanta.com.


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On any given night at Henry’s, you might find Adam Clark and Matt What is your favorite part about working in Midtown? Maney double-teaming the bar. Now they team up on our Margarita Meetup series of bartenders shaking things up with El Jimador Tequila. Adam: The community, and all the excitement in spring and summer. Matt: Without a doubt the clientele. I've met so many amazing Adam has been bartending for five years, and Matt for 10. Together, people, and there is never a dull moment. they let us peek at their lives behind the bar. Keep your eyes peeled for more Margarita Meetups with favorite bartenders leading up to If you could make a drink for anyone, who would it be? our El Jimador Cinco de Mayo celebration. Adam: Probably the Queen of England. I bet she's a blast. If you could play a theme song while bartending, what Matt: Chelsea Handler. I would love to hear her views on the world. would it be?

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FIVE FA S H I O N FAV E S F O R

SPRINGSUMMER 2 0 1 5

RUNWAY TRENDS THAT YOU CAN ADAPT TO MAKE ALL YOUR OWN

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by Mike Fleming hen you hit the town in your cute looks this spring, take some cues from the Spring-Summer 2016 runways of New York, London and Milan. Some of the latest men’s trends may not be ready for the real world just yet, but you can totally rock elements of our favorite five. The trick to trends is to be inspired, not ruled, by them. The following pages contain the ones we look forward to seeing you work. Make them your own, and you’ll always be ahead of the fashion curve.

ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK

Whether you’re looking to serve East Atlanta Realness with the western yokes, or something more Little Five Points in a square-cut bowling style, 1950s Shirts let in the breeze. Both of those burghs are also good for finding thrift versions at lower prices. 26 | 3.30.16


GO SHORTER

While some designers are already serving full Three’s Company in short-shorts, most are rocking mid-thigh versions of Shorter Shorts that show off those squats and lunges you’ve been doing. Consider hemming or rolling your burmudas to stay on trend.

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WIDE AND COLORFUL

Combining two of the trends we saw peeking their heads up for Fall-Winter, Wider Pant Legs meet Saturated Hues for spring. It’s not time to ditch your skinny jeans completely, but you had to know it wasn’t going to last.

LADYLIKE

What do you call an effeminate top? A Blouse. But it’s not the Blouse you met at the bar last week. The Traditionally Feminine Textiles of blouses are also the materials used increasingly for high-end designer menswear. Alternaqueers rejoice.

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KNIGHTS IN WHITE & DENIM

You can take Denim head-to-toe for a ‘70s throwback, or you can rock it in unexpected pieces with white. And designers aren’t afraid this season to put them together: All the boys will see you coming in White Jeans.

Sources: Vogue, Details, Trendspotter

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TRUE COLORS

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THE COLOR RUN TROPICOLOR WORLD TOUR HITS ATLANTA AS ‘THE HAPPIEST 5K ON THE PLANET’

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et ready, Atlanta. A full-color spectacle is coming with an island-style vacation from one of the largest 5K event series in the world. The Color Run paints Atlanta in Technicolor on April 2 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, and it’s open to individual runners and teams.

“We are excited to share The Color Run Tropicolor World Tour with our runners and can’t wait to bring this event to cities across the world” Travis Snyder, Founder of The Color Run, says in a prepared statement. “We hope that all our Color Runners will be able to step into paradise with us and enjoy a 5K vacation that only The Color Run can create.”

"Runners are bathed in an array of colors as they pass through this year’s tropicalthemed course."

It’s a whole new way to 5K. The Tropicolor World Tour combines the traditional elements of a race with the fun leisure of an island-style vacation – full of unforgettable memories, music, and you guessed it, colors. The experience gets the enhancement that Color Runners love: Participants will be bathed in a tropical array of colors and Tropicolor World Tour marks the fifth anisland scents as they pass through palm niversary of the event. The tour makes trees, arches, and island-style music. more than 40 stops all around the globe in 2016, and the Color Run partners with During the Finish Festival, participants charities to help shine a light on their can enjoy fun and interaction at The amazing work. In Atlanta, it partners with Color Run’s Rainbow Beach with mu- Back On My Feet Atlanta, which combats sic, dancing, massive color throws, and homelessness through the power of rununique photo opportunities. Runners also ning, community support and essential receive a limited edition participant kit. employment and housing resources. 32 | 3.30.16

With no winners or official times, the Color Run celebrates healthiness, happiness and individuality, helping participants achieve their fitness goals by providing a fun, un-intimidating running environment. Make plans to get whisked away at the start line on your own schedule and take all the time you need. If you want to get colored up in paradise with a few thousand friends, this is the event for you. A tropical array of colors and delicious island scents awaits, only this vacation has no checked luggage, no layovers and no middle seats. It doesn’t matter if it’s your first experience with the event, or you’ve been joining in for years. The Color Run Tropicolor World Tour 2016 wants to become the most memorable 5k of your life. The Color Run – Atlanta startline opens at 9 a.m. on April 2 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, 1500 Tara Place, Hampton. Tickets are on sale now. Visit thecolorrun. com/Atlanta and use promo code DAVID for a $5 discount.



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VIVA

THINK ‘PINK’ LGBT films and filmmakers of Pink Peach add color to AFF’s 40th anniversary by Elijah Sarkesian

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ince launching in 1976, the Atlanta Film Festival has served as a major outlet for independent filmmakers to show their art to Atlanta’s film lovers. Screening at various venues across the city April 1-10, this year’s festival celebrates four decades of film and educational programming through special screenings and related events.

FURSONAS

Nearly 5,000 films were submitted for this year’s festival, with 51 feature films and 100 short films making the final cut. Among this year’s LGBT highlights are special screenFURSONAS ings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show on April 1 and 8, and a special 25th anniversary presentation of Fried Green Quick refresher: as Zootopia pointed out in its first trailer, anTomatoes on April 3. thropomorphic animals are animals with human characteristics. That’s one way to approach Fursonas, which explores furry The festival’s Pink Peach track highlights LGBT-specific narra- fandom by exploring the lives of people interested in anthropotive features, documentaries and short films as well as LGBT morphic animals. This riveting documentary explores individuals filmmakers. This year’s Pink Peach features four narratives, learning to define their own lifestyles, whether embracing, or two docs and two short films representing a variety of origins more importantly, breaking away from furry stereotypes. and stories, from a young drag performer attempting to reconnect to his father to an exploration of furry culture. Saturday, April 2 • 2:30 p.m. • 7 Stages Theatre USA • 2015 • English • 81 minutes 40 | 3.30.16


TE PROMETO ANARQUÍA (I PROMISE YOU ANARCHY)

PRESENTING PRINCESS SHAW

Teenagers Miguel and Johnny spend their days in Mexico City exploring their sexuality, skating through the city, and trafficking blood in the black market. A contact hooks them up with drug traffickers in need of blood, which seems like a great way to make a lot of money. But when the scheme goes off the rails, Miguel and Johnny find themselves in over their heads.

By day, Samantha Montgomery takes care of the elderly in one of New Orleans’ toughest neighborhoods. By night, she writes and performs her own songs as Princess Shaw, and uploads the recordings to YouTube. Meanwhile, across the globe, Ophir Kutiel creates video mashups of performers under the name Kutiman. Separated by 7,000 miles, the strangers begin to build a song together.

Sunday, April 3 • 5 p.m. • Plaza Theatre, Main Screen Mexico/Germany • 2015 • Spanish/English • 100 minutes

SISTERS OF THE PLAGUE Still reeling from her late mother’s absence, a ghost tour guide in New Orleans seeks help from a medium. What she learns, though, is that she faces a vengeful power far beyond her control. Sunday, April 3 • 7:35 p.m. • Plaza Theatre, Upstairs Screen USA • 2016 • English • 74 minutes

VIVA

Sunday, April 10 • 5 p.m. • Plaza Theatre, Main Screen Israel • 2015 • English • 80 minutes Atlanta Film Festival takes place April 1-10. Purchase tickets online, and see the full schedule at atlantafilmfestival.com.

TE PROMETO ANARQUÍA

Jesus works as a hairdresser at a Havana nightclub that showcases drag performers, though he dreams of becoming a performer himself. With some encouragement from his mentor, Mama, Jesus eventually gets the chance to make his stage debut. But when his estranged father suddenly reenters his life, his world is turned upside down. The two men deal with their opposing expectations, struggling to try and understand each other so they can reconcile as a family. Tuesday, April 5 • 7 p.m. • Plaza Theatre, Main Screen Cuba/Ireland • 2015 • Spanish • 100 minutes

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SISTERS OF THE PLAGUE

A gay man attempts to document and memorialize every sexual encounter he’s ever had. Part of the CORAL (Crucial and vibrant.) Short Films block. Wednesday, April 6 • 7 p.m. • 7 Stages Theatre USA • 19 minutes

B. Shy and insecure B. is torn between her cold relationship with K. and her feelings for another woman. Is it possible for her to finally stop living a lie and follow her heart? Part of the WOOD (Some assembly required.) Short Films block Thursday, April 7 • 7 p.m. • Center for Puppetry Arts Germany • 15 minutes

PRESENTING PRINCESS SHAW

HUNKY DORY Sidney struggles to meet the expectations of his unfulfilled glam rock dream. When the mother of his child goes missing, Sidney finds himself forced to take responsibility of his 11 year old son, George, and finally put his rock star persona to rest. Saturday, April 9 • 12:30 p.m. • Plaza Theatre, Main Screen USA • 2015 • English • 86 minutes davidatlanta.com | 41


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The ‘80s are like, totally back

by Buck Cooke

PET SHOP BOYS DROP ‘SUPER’ NEW ALBUM AS BELINDA CARLISLE HITS ATLANTA. HERE’S WHY 35 YEARS AGO IS SO RIGHT NOW.

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ormed in 1981, British duo the Pet Shop Boys have continually taken risks and morphed through the changes in dance, electronic and pop music, often taking extreme risks with maximum payoff. On April Fool’s Day, Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe release “Super,” their 13th studio album, and the title is a perfect descriptor for the pair’s staying power as artists and cultural icons. In the ‘80s, PSB gave us hits like “West End Girls,” “It’s a Sin,” “Always On My Mind,” and “What Have I Done to Deserve This,” among other stellar tracks. The late ‘90s saw a Boys resurgence with dance tracks “I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Anymore” and “New York City Boy” (complete with pulse-pounding remixes from Almighty and Thunderpuss). The hits continued into the new millennium.

The first track released from album, “Inner Sanctum,” features Tennant’s haunting vocals as synths and drum machines build up the beat to a climax. Somewhat akin to “Axis,” the first track on “Electric,” PSB let the beats do most of the work of whipping their fans into a frenzy for the new album. “The Pop Kids,” the album’s first single, evokes the ‘80s with retro sounds and lyrics about two friends ending up in London in the early 1980s and becoming obsessed with the music scene, much like fans might imagine Tennant and Lowe did in the early days of their friendship. The track harkens back to the days of “West End Girls” in some ways, but the production is slick and sounds as current as anything in popular music today.

The Pet Shop Boys are making a big splash with the release of “Super.” A series of pop-up shops will open in London the weekend the album goes on sale, selling signed CD and vinyl copies of the album along with t-shirts and other memorabilia. The duo celebrated the release date announcement earlier this year by quickly selling out a four-show residency at London’s Royal Opera House scheduled for July, and they’ll hopefully tour “Super” is their second collaboration with Stuart Price as pro- in support of the new album. ducer. He has worked with the likes of Scissor Sisters, Kylie Minogue and Madonna, plus he produced the duo’s 2013 album After 35 years in the business, the Boys show no signs of slow“Electric,” a high-energy dance tour de force. “Super” picks up ing down. Granted, if the speed of their music is any indication, they may actually accelerate to light speed any day now. where “Electric” left off. 42 | 3.30.16


PSB aren't the only folks from the ‘80s who still matter. GoGos frontwoman Belinda Carlisle is still recording, and her latest tour brings her to Atlanta this Friday to play Center Stage. A portion of ticket proceeds benefits Atlanta Pride. The Go-Go's were one of the most successful all-female groups of the ‘80s with an impressive array of hit singles that would go on to become classic party fare. You know you love "Vacation," "Our Lips are Sealed," and the irrepressible "We Got the Beat." In 1986, she released her first solo album "Belinda," which spawned the hit single "Mad About You." Albums "Heaven on Earth" and "Runaway Horses" followed with hits like "Circle in the Sand," "I Get Weak," "Summer Rain," and "Leave a Light On." Carlisle eventually rekindled an on-again/off-again relationship with her former band and continued to release solo albums between tours. One of those projects contained the track that might have endeared her most to gay fans, "Live Your Life Be Free." Lyrics like "Rules are made to be broken every day/ You've got one life to live, so hey (why don't you)/ Live your life be free" make it a natural fit for LGBTQ people. Carlisle is no stranger to LGBTQ causes herself. She has performed at Prides all over the U.S. and the UK, and her son, James Duke Mason, came out to family and friends when he was 14. At the age of 22, he ran for West Hollywood City Council and lost but was subsequently appointed to the mayor's 21st Century Leaders Task Force. He was unanimously elected to the West Hollywood Lesbian & Gay Advisory Board. Mason is a writer, actor and advocate. davidatlanta.com | 43


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BLAKE’S TGIF with Doug & Brent 3-9pm • “Deadly Vixens” Drag Show 11pm • Bill Berdeaux Spins Street Level BURKHART’S FEMME FATALE with Destiny Brooks and Justice Taylor at 11PM CLUB RUSH “Got Leche” Free entry until 11pm 18 & up - Open until 4am EAGLE DJ Dance Party FRIENDS Happy Time Friday with Kelly & Bryan 6pm HERETIC PUMP featuring Atlanta’s hottest deejays - Occasional special events. No cover b4 11 HIDEAWAY  $5 Smirnoff drinks & Martinis DJ Marc J. Cubs @10pm in back room JUNGLE The Other Show with Edie Cheezburger 9:30pm LIPS ATLANTA Glitz & Glamour Las Vegas Style MODEL T Texas Hold’em Poker 9pm MY SISTER’S ROOM Dance Party upstairs featuring Drag, DJs & Hosts OSCAR’S Music Video Night SWINGING RICHARDS T-Shirt Review,$10 TEN ATLANTA Music & Videos by DJ Daryl Cox 10pm TRIPPS Jeremy Presents “Skin” 4pm - 2am WOOFS Fur Fridays

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advice

Hey, Daddy! I’m in love with my best friend. Half the time I think he must know exactly how I feel, but the other half he seems clueless. To make matters worse, he is notorious for not sharing his feelings. I think a lot about how much I’d like to bring down his emotional barriers, but I’ve seen him bolt at the slightest hint somebody wants to get serious. Blurting it out won’t work. I might spook him permanently. I’ve made eyes and dropped hints until the cows come home. He’s not reading them. How can I get through? Looks Of Valid Emotion, Still I Can’t Kickstart Dear LOVE SICK:

HEY,

Daddy!

There’s a reason communication is key: It works. Still, too much of it is Kryptonite for people who view facing feelings as tantamount to self-destruction. That’s a problem, but it’s pointless and ineffective to make it yours to fix. Forcing guys into conversations they aren’t equipped to handle can be disastrous. You have two choices. One is to let it go without revealing yourself. The other is to tell him in the most non-confrontational way possible – “Hey, I’ve got this situation, and I’m wanting to know your thoughts (not feelings!) about it.” – and then still let it go. If he’s interested, let him circle back around to it in his own time.

Hey, Daddy!

The former option is worth considering. If you are the type of person who pushes for emotional resolutions, not only You know when you wake up the next morning and are you his worst nightmare, you too won’t thrive in a relago, “So that happened”? Well, it happened. I had sex tionship that avoids communication. You might be better off not getting involved. with my best friend. I saw it coming, but did he? If he sees it as a total mistake, things might be weird now. If he’s glad it happened, there could be more to explore. When we’re not queening out and laughing, he’s kind of the strongsilent type. How can I find out where we stand?

Hey, Daddy! Here’s a gay conundrum for you. I’m want a guy named Paul, but Paul has the hots for Noah. And, yep, Noah is all about me. Help!

My Inner Neuroses Don’t Read Either A Definite or Rejection Could Lads Undo Seriously Tangled Emotional Relationships? Dear MIND READR: Dear CLUSTER: You didn’t write in to a psychic, but I am getting a signal. Like you, I have no idea how your friend feels. Luckily, we have a tried That you’re all friends is a great start. Buy a bottle of wine and call a meeting. The knots can’t get more twisted by applying and true method to find out: Communication. some honest communication to the situation. Asking him how he feels is how you’ll move your friendship forward. Chances are that he is asking himself the same questions. Daddy Living in fear of the answers is worse than knowing them. This is still your best friend, and you are still you. The only way to make it weird would be to let it fester. Barring supernatural insight, something tells me if you can queen out, laugh and still want into each other’s pants, this may be a deeper match. 64 | 3.30.16

Daddy loves his boys. He knows the answers you need, and you’re going to get them. Reach out to him with your burning questions via our editor, mike@davidatlanta.com. Warning: Advice given in this column is intended for entertainment and novelty purposes. Please proceed at your own risk.


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ARIES (Mar. 20 – Apr. 19): Something’s gotten into you this week. The radical thinker inside you is determined to tear down every convention, especially in the art world. Why are you so furious with orthodoxy?

LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Because you have a tendency to brood over everything right now, a week like this can’t be anything but beneficial. You may find it gratifying, especially if you try some artistic, esoteric, or religious activity.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20): If you’re involved in an occupation similar to that of your mother or father you may question if the choice was yours or preordained. Did you take this career path of your own volition? If not, what is it that you should really be doing with your professional life?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): There are days when you feel wonderful without being able to attribute the feeling to any real event. Of course, your rational mind will search for a reason for your happiness. Don’t even try to understand. Just enjoy!

GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20): Most people form their opinions on the basis of what they’re told by a few people who supposedly know what they’re talking about. You have no patience for these tendencies. In fact, you’re tempted to use vulgar language just to shock people out of their complacency.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 20): The week ahead should be excellent. For the past several days you’ve been searching for meaning in life. There have been changes in your chief occupation, new relationships, bursting ambitions. You can let all of that soul searching go.

CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22): If you’re involved with theater, dance, or painting, the week ahead will be a bright one for you. You feel a strong desire to bring people together in pursuit of some artistic endeavor. Listen to your longings.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 – Jan. 19): You will probably be perfectly in tune with the week ahead. Family and friends find your company soothing and pleasant, and they’re likely to thank you for it. Aren’t weeks like this great?

LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): You can expect to have some disagreements with your partner or friend. You may overreact. If you do, it’s only because the climate of the last few days has made you feel more vulnerable than usual.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Don’t try to control what happens, because you won’t be able to fathom what’s going on. You may do some soul-searching. Don’t spend too much time staring at your belly button. Look around you for some of the answers.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): It will be as though you’re in a new and hopeful world this week. The people you meet will be cordial and caring, and the future will seem like a bright, attractive place to live. In other words, it’s like a fabulous dream.

PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 19): Pisces: This kind of strange week doesn’t come around often. It will seem as though you no longer know what you want. People won’t understand you, and you will think that explaining yourself is pointless. The best thing to do may be to unplug. You have nothing to lose.


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S E S S I O N Real talk: Is vodka a carb? Because if it's not, I'm crushing this diet.

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What do you mean where was I? Living my life! Where were you? Get your life. Mine is covered. Can you believe that some Gay business owners in ATL are for TRUMP?!?.. WTF??? Are you just STUPID or that IGNORANT and uneducated?

The Heroine Chic underweight smoker look isn't doing her the favors she thinks it is.

I love you, but that chair is no longer a catch-all for your dirty clothes. If they disappear, don't cry to me.

I'm a "homewrecker" but I see your man moved in with me.

Last time I saw you I had to get a prescription a few days later.

No, Meemaw, no one in my bear daddy Facebook group cares where you were instead of church on Sunday. #learnFacebook

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