Issue 8 - Desert Knight News

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FOR THE LEATHER AND FETISH COMMUNITY • SEPTEMBER 2010

One-on-one with OxBalls

By Edward Lee

New product is highly anticipated and sells out within days, if not hours. Is it the latest Droid, iPhone, Mac notebook, the latest Xbox game? With names like Anallock, Pisser and Cock Sling we don’t think so. OxBalls is the leader in adult toys and enhancers for men. The cutting edge designs from OxBalls have turned the adult toy market on its ear. Never complacent, OxBalls is always coming up with something new and totally original. Desert Knight News recently sat down with OxBalls’ creator for a one-on-one with the diabolical genius. How did you come up with the idea for OxBalls? I came up with the concept for OxBalls during my former life as a men’s clothing designer in NYC. I reached the peak of my career, I had to wear designer clothing for my job, I did wear Wesco boots with em though, no underwear and a cockring so my dick would flop around in my suit pants while I walked. I didn’t shower much and never wore deodorant or cologne. I smoked cigars at lunch so I smelled like smoke and musk. I got away with it because I was a good designer, but I was a pig, and I hated that my work during the day. And, it wasn’t as fun as what I did at night. The apparel business was getting bad and I wanted a big change. My friends and I ran a cool dungeon space in NYC, we had a boy living there to maintain it, we filled it with amazing equipment: 1940’s operating tables, bootblack chairs, slings, fuck benches, cages, bondage tables, old bathtubs and urinals. I had been writing filthy porn stories describing the shit we did in the dungeon for Instigator and Bound & Gagged for a few years, and came to L.A. to meet the owner of Instigator. While there I met people in the porn and adult products business. I asked them what products were missing, what kind of products needed to be made better. After a ton a research, I packed up my shit and moved to L.A. I taught myself the mold making process, and started putting together a line of products. What is your degree in? I went to Rhode Island School of Designs, It was amazing. I got a degree in textile design and print-making. I sculpted…who knew I’d be sculpting twisted toys you shove in your hole. Why Ox? OxBalls was inspired by my nickname, “Ox”. I played football in school, and “balls”…that’s the part of a guys anatomy that stinks so good. What is your favorite barn yard animal? Why?

Do ripe farm-boys count? I did grow up next to a Amish farm… Do you design and manufacture? I design everything I sell here in my shop in Silverlake, from sketch to model to final product. I now use a 3-D printer and CAD system that allows me to make any shape I can dream up in my sick perverted mind.

Two fulltime, and a bunch of others come and go as needed. Our Staff: an ex-IML winner, convicted felon, a sister, a boy who thinks he is a super hero, a hairy skinny guy that looks like a terrorist, and a inked pierced guy that quotes Plato, bright as shit if a bit of a psychopath. My pit-bull Tulip is in quality control, I give her reject dildos to chew up. She loves to greet the UPS guy at the gate with a gnawed up dildo in her mouth.

Do you have fun at your job? I have a blast, I love designing cool sex-toys, I love making quality stuff for pigs, I love knowing all those cocks and holes are enjoying my designs. The business became huge really quick. The days start at 7am and go til midnight. We work in a part of L.A. that is hot and sunny all day long then cool in the afternoon when the beach breazes come in. We work shirtless, some of my guys wear only a jock or speedo. We have workshops, patios, and tons of outdoor space, the weather here is so amazing we all sweat and get a great tan while working. Unlike my work in NYC, here I have a blast all day, we blast music indoors and out, we have big screen monitors showing the porn others make using my dildos, we have dogs running around, we grill meat and eat together in a outdoor kitchen…we have meetings in a outdoor living room…that is the life in L.A. I live on a private lot with two houses. In the other house are two buds of mine, one an architect, the other produces porn. We share all the outdoor space, there are always guys here at night playing poker, smoking gars, tons of bikers, porn boys… Could life get any better? How many people do you employ?

What is your favorite color? I’m guessing neon orange. Why all the neon colors? Can we ever hope for a more pastel OxBalls for those of us that are conservative? Er…what the fuck’s wrong with fluorescent orange? I love black….leather is black, my soul is black, my sexuality is blacker than black…but I try to key my product to fetishes. Fluorescent orange dildos are for Carhartt wearing truckerfuckers. The designs in piss yellow are for piss-pigs, red is a great color for dildos—looks so hot stretching open a pink tight hole. Police blue for cop-fuckers and uniform boys. I make cock and ball toys and pisshole stuffers in glow in the dark silicone, great for dark dungeons and deep dark holes. And yeah, I make a few realistic dildos in brown. Guess who they are for. Did you have some kind of fucked up childhood? Of course I did, but I wouldn’t be the twisted, sex-obsessed pig I am if I didn’t. What is your favorite toy? Hmmmm….I really like my dick and I play with it often. I love cars…vintage. When you are on a date, and they ask you what you do for a living what do you tell them, or do just show them? Do they run out screaming? At first, I was shy about telling what I do, but most guys I date know OxBalls, and get all excited when they find out I am “Ox”. Most of my dates can’t run or scream cause they usually are gagged and shackled with a dildo or two duct taped up their shitter. What are people’s response when they hear what you do for a living? They usually offer to be a product tester. Who tries out the new products? We all do…we all look at my sketches and test models, and I sell to great companies, I often bounce ideas off them and they Continued on page 7

Behind Closed Doors: Ménage à trois By Edward Lee Ménage à trois is a French term which originally described a domestic arrangement in which three people having sexual relations occupy the same household – the phrase literally translates as “household of three”. In contemporary usage, the meaning of the term has been extended to mean any living relationship between three people, whether or not sex is involved, but because it has also been extended to refer to the actual sexual act between three people, otherwise known as a threesome, the term retains its suggestive quality. [Wikipedia] Baja Arizona Leather proudly announces year three (trois) of what has rapidly become a nationally known event: Behind Closed Doors. The event will take place September 25. According to Mike Jones, Baja Arizona Leather, the producers of Behind Closed Doors and Baja Bound, was founded by Jefferson James, who wished to expand the scope of the Arizona kink community. And although Behind Closed Doors is primarily an education event, it is also a social gathering of kinky people from across the southwest.

“We try to cater to all tastes. There are relationship classes, SM classes aimed at the average kinky person and advanced SM classes for those interested in playing on the edge,” says Jones. The event has grown every year. This year organizers expect about 150 people. There are a total of 12 workshops, 3 running concurrently in 4 time slots. Burn it in 2: Branding From A-Z and Other Decoration Michael Sol and Nurse Bettie Sol and Nurse Bettie (Page) will discuss safer practices in branding and other body art and then Sol will discuss and demonstrate the use of temperature or chemical reaction aka branding to mark the skin. Like other forms of body art, brands have been used as symbols of identity, rites of passage, and for society to mark; symbolizing honor or shame. They will briefly discuss the history and origins of the forms. Nurse Betty will discuss creating a safer environment for success and avoidance of

unintended consequences, locating and creating designs, and then Sol will discuss and demonstrate branding techniques such as strike branding, electro-cautery, chemical brands, and expanding the potential of Devil’s Fire (sometimes called Cell Popping) as forms of body art. Cell Popping - Karen Yew Using teasing needles and a heat source, this somewhat primal approach to branding gives a way to exchange energy and a leave a design. They will cover general safety and supplies needed. With time and interest permitting we will have a hands on section. Dynamics of a BDSM Relationship - Mistress Cyan It’s all about play... or is it? Like most other types of relationships, a BDSM relationship takes the effort of all parties in order to make it work. In this class, Mistress Cyan will discuss the different types of BDSM relationships, what they have in common, and how they differ. The class will also Continued on page 3

Issue #8

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