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The Diller Street Journal Thursday, February 14th, 2013
310 Green Bay Road, Winnetka, IL, 60093
Vol.1 #4
The Politics of Valentine’s Day Matt Griffin ‘14
Every year, Valentine’s Day comes with the normal festivities and symbols: candy, hearts, and candy hearts. But is one of the most beloved Valentine’s Day symbols setting a bad example for all of us? I’m talking, of course, about Cupid. You’ll know him as the winged baby who flies around shooting people with his arrows and thus making them fall in love. This approach strikes a chord with much of the public. Bow and arrow control is obviously a hot button issue in our country right now, so how do most Americans feel about Cupid’s gear? I conducted some random-person-on-the-street interviews to find out. On the pro-Cupid side, you have the traditionalists who think that Cupid should stay the way he’s always been. “I can’t believe that someone would try to take away such an old tradition,” said one interviewee. “It’s been clear since the beginning of history that Cupid has a bow and he can do as he pleases with it. It’s his god-given right.” One particularly angry woman proclaimed, “It’s so like the socialist left and the liberal media to try to politicize Valentine’s Day. I mean really, what does St. Valentine’s life have to do with bows and arrows? He had a peaceful death, right?” When informed that St. Valentine had in fact been clubbed to death as a martyr, the woman claimed her quote had been taken out of context. The main goal of the pro-Cupid side has been the passage of state-bystate concealed carry laws, which would allow Cupid to carry his bow and arrow hidden in his diaper so long as he has a permit. The law would also allow anyone with a permit to carry a concealed weapon of love onto public grounds like universities. The proposed law comes at a clearly divisive time for our nation; the past year has seen an unprecedented increase in mass infatuations. Despite this, there are still those who insist that Cupid is doing nothing wrong.
Photo by Brent Rolfes ‘16
An old man on a park bench said, “The gods can take Cupid’s bow and arrow when they pry it from his cold, Greek hands.” Leading the charge of this pro-Cupid side is the National Romantics Association (NRA), whose mission statement proclaims, “Arrows don’t make people fall in love, people make people fall in love.” They have a large base of support and offer members bow and arrow shooting ranges and hunting grounds, where they can practice shooting at small, confined bunnies to make them fall in love.
Dunking for a Cure
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Ilia Labkovsky ‘13
North Shore is full of people who strive to make a difference and help others. One such student, Jonathan Segal ‘15, organized an event in honor of his grandmother to raise money for Alzheimer’s research. Dunk Alzheimer’s, held during a recent Raider boys’ basketball game, was extremely successful and well-organized, which speaks to Segal’s dedication and hard work. In the weeks leading up to the event, Jonathan and his brother Andrew Segal ‘13 spread awareness about the event and the disease. They talked about why the fundraiser was important to them, what their connection was, and how people could help. The proceeds from Dunk Alzheimer’s were donated to the Alzheimer’s Association. The Segals sold custom-made T-shirts for people to wear during the event. The shirts were designed to show support, spread awareness, and commemorate the unforgettable display of student support. The event took place at an important Friday evening basketball game on Photo courtesy of the Segal family
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