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Dear Neighbours T
HE GREEK GODDESS of spring may be leaving us on a warm summer wind, but it is a warmth which may well lead to many of our thoughts turning to a holiday or time off school or work. These thoughts and this month’s poetic theme lead me to the words of James Dent who said “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken”. Echoing this sentiment I hope this issue finds you in the garden, with nothing other to do than take five minutes to yourself and enjoy this months edition.
With the usual great financial and fashion features and fantastic competitions sit back, enjoy the sun and maybe even try to spot some of our local wildflowers in your own garden (see page 12) Until next time….Best wishes
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Carlisle Northern Development Update
October 19th is the date it is all supposedly about to happen, at long last work will begin as after many twists and turns, the contract between Balfour Beatty and the County Council was signed. Balfour Beatty, the international engineering, construction, services and investment Group, announced that its wholly-owned subsidiary, Connect CNDR, has reached financial close for the £176 million Carlisle Northern Development Route (CNDR) public private partnership (PPP) concession contract for Cumbria County Council. Commenting, Balfour Beatty Chief Executive, Ian Tyler, said: “We are delighted to have reached financial close on the CNDR contract. This is an important piece of infrastructure which will take traffic away from Carlisle city centre and improve transport links between West Cumbria, Scotland and the North East of England” The CNDR contract is a 30-year concession during which time Connect CNDR will be responsible for the design and construction of an 8.25km two-way single carriageway road from the M6 Junction 44 to the A595 southwest of Carlisle and the management, operation and ongoing investment in approximately 150km of other existing roads in Cumbria.
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Balfour Beatty will undertake the design and construction of the new road and also provide the whole life operation and maintenance services. Balfour Beatty will invest approximately £11 million of equity in the project. Construction will start on the northern section of the road itself, known as the Carlisle Northern Development Route (CNDR), in October. The whole CNDR will be open April 2012, and complete by 2013.
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Quotes “Not all those who wander are lost”. - J R R Tolkien “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step” - Lao-Tsu “Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” - Benjamin Franklin “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone” - Pablo Picasso “The meek shall inherit the earth” - Jesus Christ “Everything you can imagine is real” - Pablo Picasso “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.” - Woody Allen “When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet.” - Chinese proverb “Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.” - Chinese proverb “Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.” - Chinese proverb “A fool’s bolt may sometimes hit the mark.” - Proverb “Peace is the masterpiece of reason.” - J Muller “People throw stones only at trees which have fruit on them.” - Proverb “People who never have time are those who do least.” - Lichtenberg “That is not possible which is impossible.” - Hitopadesa
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Neighbourhood Police Alert T
HIS MONTH we thought we would provide a little guide to protecting your property.
Opportunist thefts are something everyone has to be wary of and whether its push bikes, toys, general garden equipment, an insecure window or shed door we all have to be prepared.
CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR VEHICLES • •
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Remove the stereo if you can
Lock the doors and close the windows and sun roof when you leave the car- for any length of time.
Do not leave anything on displayeven a jacket can seem like an appealing target for a thief.
Finance
By Darren Turnbull CFP,DMS,MCIBS Certified Financial Planner
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Will you have the funds to enjoy your retirement?
Due to increases in life expectancy and a decline in birth rates since the "baby boomer" generation were born we continue to live in an aging society. In 2007 the number of Britons aged 65 and over exceeded the number under 16 for the first time.*
CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR BICYCLES/GARDEN EQUIPMENT •
Always lock your
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Think about having your bike/Garden equipment security marked or engraved.
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Remember the saying! OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND
Many people take a great deal of trouble securing their home, please remember your garden shed has valuable items too!
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The generation of people now approaching retirement have a completely different attitude and approach to life than the generations before them. They are comfortable with the idea of servicing debt throughout their working life and are used to having luxuries that their parents only dreamed of. This generation has also been affected by the well-documented problems suffered by pension schemes. Equity release will be a focal part of financial planning for this generation, whether to maintain the lifestyle they were accustomed to before retirement or to help them manage their debts and income shortfalls.
What is equity release?
Put simply equity release allows you to release tax-free cash from your home to boost your finances in retirement, without the need to move.
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There are three different types of equity release products:
1. Lifetime Mortgage A lifetime mortgage is a form of equity release scheme where a loan is secured against your property to provide you with a tax free cash lump sum or a regular income to spend as you wish, typically with no monthly repayments to meet. The loan plus interest is eventually paid back when the home is sold, when you move into long term care, or when you and your partner die. 2. Home Reversion
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The freedom to move to another property without financial penalty (subject to lenders' criteria) That you will receive a cash lump sum or a regular income
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"By the end of 2010, the Institute of Actuaries forecast that the equity release market will reach £2 billion"†
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What's driving the equity release market? • Ageing population is increasing the target market • Life expectancy will continue to rise • Longer retirement places mounting strain on finances • For many, the attempt to close the savings gap is too little, too late • Erosion of state benefits • Decrease in employer’s contributions • House price rises have increased wealth held in property • Changing attitudes towards property • Growth in product providers and press coverage
Using the assets built up in property is a viable way of both putting your household finances on an even keel and releasing funds for essential home maintenance, to boost day to day income or for more pleasurable purchases such as holidays or new cars.
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You Silly Moo
Fred said to Steve..
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FTER A FEW weeks teetering on the edge of total economic and financial meltdown it seems economic systems and their workings have pushed their way into the need-to-know category.
“You’re looking a bit fed up today Steve, what’s wrong?”
Well, we can now simplify this all by explaining 21 economic models with cows.
It is remarkable how much sense it all makes from this real world perspective!
SOCIALISM. You have 2 cows. You give one to your'neighbour.
COMMUNISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. You decide to have coffee.
FASCISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away
SURREALISM. You have two giraffes. The government requires you take care harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
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A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learnyou have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION. You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
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An old man ...had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to give him a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100%. The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The old man replied, “Oh I haven’t told my family yet; I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
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Gardening
You can send in an article and photo of any gardening topic you think would be of local interest: claire@carletondirectory.co.uk
Why conserve Wild Plants?
After our well received article on Bumblebees last month we thought we would continue the theme with a little insight on how our wild flowers are faring across the countryside.
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onserving wild plants in their natural habitats is about more than plants, wildlife and ecosystems – it is about people and our need for food, medicines, fresh air and water, shelter, and a clean and healthy environment in which to live. Two thirds of the ‘services’ provided by nature to mankind are now in decline worldwide, and the ability of the planet’s ecosystems to sustain future generations can no longer be taken for granted. The native wild flowers of our countryside are championed by the National Charity Plantlife who take under their care a total of 101 species which also includes vascular plants, stoneworts, mosses, lichens, fungi and even an algae. This year they are asking members of local communities like ours to take a 1km walk, wherever they like, and record the flowers that they see using a recording sheet which can be downloaded from their website. This survey is the only one of its kind in the entire UK and provides an invaluable insight into the state of our floral friends as well as giving us the excuse to take a little wander into our surrounding countryside.
You could walk along the River Eden and Rickerby Park, through the woods, over the fields or even
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record what you see on your way to work or school. If you’re lucky enough you may even spot Grass-ofParnassus (currently in flower now) (picture) the emblem wild flower for our County. This flower has the distinction of appearing on the county arms of Cumbria. The name is inherited from ancient Greece. Evidently the cattle on Mount Parnassus appreciated the plant; hence it was an ‘honorary grass'. With Saxifrage bluebells, yarrow and butterbur and the red clover on the local sports fields there is a whole world of wild flowers to discover. Over the last century human activity has forced an incalculable number of species to the verge of extinction. Current estimates put the rate of loss as high as one plant per county every two years. Let’s hope some of the examples which we have featured throughout this article remain part of our community for many years to come.
The survey, which also gives you a helpful guide to identifying wildflowers finishes in October so please make sure yours is returned by the end of September at the latest. Further details at www.plantlife.org.uk Top photo: Hawthorn Spiny tree-shrub with bunches of flowers appearing after the bright green leaves, which are deeply divided. Deep red fruit which appears from August. Second photo from top: Grass of Parnassus Lower 2 photos: Bluebell Voted Britain’s most popular wild flower in a Plantlife poll, the UK is the international stronghold for the native Bluebell. In fact we have between 25% and 50% of the world's population!
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Local Poet Howard Laws
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oward is a native of Carlisle who has spent most of his life in the county. In his own words, “Born here, so many years ago, No fairer place than this I know”. Obviously proud of his heritage his latest collection of poems is entitled “Thoughts into words via a Cumbrian’s Pen”.
Having spent a privileged hour or two listening to his poetry and prose and having read his works, his title speaks as much about his work as his work tells tales of his thoughts. His work (on this page) “Stalwart City” echoes this sentiment. The spark of inspiration which triggered the poem happened in as simple a setting as being stuck at the traffic lights. With nowhere to go he cast a glance at the Citadel, “Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, It’s prominent position holds”, the words tripped off the tongue and the resultant verses came naturally as he progressed through the city he loves. Maybe this natural flare and the trick of finding the right words at the most unexpected of times is part of his heritage. The son of a local Police Officer, he can trace his family tree back in time through his maternal grandmother to that famous Cumbrian huntsman; John Peel.
Having stepped into the world of poetry some 25 years ago, as “Stalwart City” hints, most of his inspiration is taken from everyday experiences and the Cumbrian Countryside which he delights to explore. Whether the floods of 2005, the Foot and Mouth Outbreak
or a fragment of black bin liner caught in barbed wire on the Solway coast, Cumbria is truly inspirational. Believing a sense of humour to be one of life’s essentials it also finds itself winding its way into his words, no more so than in “Phew!”, where the socks of Johnny inspire the lines, “If they’d a whiff of Stilton cheese, At least they’d stand a chance to please, But skunks and dung hey, wait a minute, That’s just about the utter limit” With a strong interest in photography and music, Carleton Grange is his cultural cornucopia of creativity. Perhaps one day when you walk his way you may be lucky enough to hear the music he plays, drifting down the street. His work, like the piano music he plays, is accessible to all and full of Cumbrian heart. The passion is part of its charm so long may the “Cumbrian’s Pen” continue to bring the thoughts of Howard Laws to paper.
Stalwart City
Grand Carlisle, Border City strong, Local traditions brave and long The site of many a stirring tale, O’erlooking Eden’s pleasant Vale.
Approaching from the southern side. Presents a fascinating ride, Proceeding then through Botchergate, A reconstruction scene, of late.
Towards Caeral Cross, still moving on, Which oft-times witnessed history born, Passing the station for the train Where travellers leave, then come again Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, Its prominent position holds, Entrance to city centre fair Via English Street, to Town Square.
Current buildings in concrete cold Merging with structures, centuries old, Ancient and modern side by side, Heart of a city, Cumbrian Pride.
Caldew and Eden flowing through, Cross Eden Bridge, Belah, Stanwix too, View both Cathedral and Castle fine, Surviving still, defying time. Old stalwart Carlisle, ever new, Has residents so proud and true, With robust heart, it is alive, And will for centuries more, survive. Creating history still, per se, Events occurring day by day, Its motto, firm, commends a lot To all, “Be just and fear not”.
Howard Laws
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Keeping Fit!
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll give it a try.
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the fridge are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility and pushing their luck. The other day I was feeling that my body has got completely out of shape. So I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I had a look at all those machines in the gym and decided to start with an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for about an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now as we know excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.�
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Chef’s Notes With new Head Chef Paul Taylor at the Crown Hotel Wetheral.
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Spicy Marinated Pork Loin with Harissa Dip
Try something different with the wow factor on the BBQ! Serves 12-15
Ingredients Half Loin of Pork (trimmed of fat and scored) 30g Fennel Seeds 30g Dried Chilli Seed Flakes 20g Coriander Seeds 20g Smoked paprika 5g Sea Salt 5g Crack Black pepper 500ml Olive Oil
HARISSA DIP
5 Fresh Red Chillies 2 Sweet Red Peppers 2 large Pinches Saffron Strands 2 tsp Tomato Puree Sea salt 10g Fresh Coriander Crack Black Pepper 1Ltr Mayonnaise
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1. Place the fennel seed, chilli flakes & coriander in blender and whiz up to a fine powder
5. Bring back out to the BBQ and place on a low heat, Carve it down and serve with Harissa Dip.
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4. When ready to cook seal the loin for 4-5 minutes either side on the BBQ then place into a roasting tray. Cook on 200oc for about 40 minutes until cooked.
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3. Add the mix to the mayonnaise and stir in. Leave in fridge to keep cool.
3. Massage the marinade into the pork loin and then place in a fridge for 6 hours.
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Fashion by Susan of High Society
Hurray its Summer!
Its time for Weddings, Gardens Parties, Racenights and BBQ’s as well as holidays – so whether its Barbados, Bournemouth or the back garden lets have a look at the fashion forecast for the next couple of months. Leading the pack is the jump suit in various guises from short and sporty with buttons, zips and ties detail in cottons and jersey. It’s great for the beach, sightseeing and early evening drinks. Wear with flats or gladiator sandals for a relaxed and comfortable holiday look. For evening, well there’s no clear favourite so it’s finding the one that suits you best, be it knee, calf or ankle length. Style options range from harem, cropped, peg or slightly more fitted, in soft draping jersey, worn with statement jewellery. Shoes need to be high and strappy and clutch bags remain oversized.
Nautical is a favourite that returns on a regular basis, whether your are inspired by the American Hamptons (remember High Society with Grace Kelly) or the south of France St Tropez set.
White high waisted wide leg cotton trousers worn with the traditional striped white navy and red boat neck sleeve Tee, or perhaps a simple crew in a block colour with a silk scarf tied at the neck. For a fresher more modern look try yellow and green stripes. For the beach or on deck! All that’s needed is a kaftan, white bikini, flip flops, over sized shades and jewellery, but come the cocktail hour it’s the maxi
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dress in bold or psychedelic prints detail is added on straps and under the bust line for more interest
If however it’s navigating the broads or sailing the west coast from Maryport to Kippford the reality is probably, crops, tee, deck shoes and kagool !!!! whatever the weather just remember colour!!!... Dresses and cardigans - yes it could be just like grandma used to wear. The look is vintage so on dresses look for bows just under the bust line, or at the waist… (bows are every where this season on shoes, handbags, & jackets). There really is something for everyone from sassy shifts to floaty feminine tea dresses. Dress with a cardi and coloured tights for a girly look, or slightly more casual under a denim bomber jacket or for a dressy one, you guessed - just add heels. Cardigans are worn long or short, this applies to both sleeves and length and they are a great cover up, worn with dresses or teamed up with vest tops – if it works for the first lady! Interest is added by way of embroidery and lace.
Jackets - it’s in the detail – look for oversized and decorative buttons, large collars and decorative necklines – styles wise its bolero or cropped. Blazers are still in trend this season but loose with a softly tailored look. For weddings we all want to push to boat out, it’s an opportunity for us to make an effort and get dressed up. We all want to look for something different but just remember to look for styles that suit you and that you are comfortable and confident with. The interest comes from the styling, fabric and colour. Look for a well cut shift in a soft colour worn with a fitted cropped jacket in a bold print or visaversa. So that’s Summer taken care of lets hope ours isn’t as short!!
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Did You Know? The only sound that doesn’t echo is a duck’s quack. The names of all the continents end with the letter they start with. Some 190 billion emails are sent daily - more than 2 million per second - by 1,2 billion email senders. About 70% (133 billion emails) are spam and viruses. There are about 1,4 billion registered email addresses. Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Who Can Handle A Woman? A
FTER YEARS of research into communication between partners we are pleased to announce we've cracked it. From now on we can save thousands of relationships from; unnecessary rows,
uncomfortable silences,
injury from flying objects, Why ? Because we have discovered the real meaning to some everyday phrases used by the ladies which have been misunderstood by their partners for years. Gentlemen please study these points and see your life improve. ‘Fine’:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
‘5 Minutes’: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house. ‘Nothing’:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes... arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ‘fine’ above.
‘Go Ahead': This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer above for the meaning of nothing.)
‘That's OK’: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ‘Thanks’:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint; just say ‘you’re welcome’. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' as that will bring on a ‘whatever’.
‘Don't worry about it, I've got it’: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to ‘nothing’ above. ‘Whatever’: ... is a woman's way of saying Stuff You! Leave the room immediately.
To advertise please call 595984 or emma@aqamagazines.co.uk
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Fashion by Susan of High Society
Hurray its Summer!
Its time for Weddings, Gardens Parties, Racenights and BBQ’s as well as holidays – so whether its Barbados, Bournemouth or the back garden lets have a look at the fashion forecast for the next couple of months. Leading the pack is the jump suit in various guises from short and sporty with buttons, zips and ties detail in cottons and jersey. It’s great for the beach, sightseeing and early evening drinks. Wear with flats or gladiator sandals for a relaxed and comfortable holiday look. For evening, well there’s no clear favourite so it’s finding the one that suits you best, be it knee, calf or ankle length. Style options range from harem, cropped, peg or slightly more fitted, in soft draping jersey, worn with statement jewellery. Shoes need to be high and strappy and clutch bags remain oversized.
Nautical is a favourite that returns on a regular basis, whether your are inspired by the American Hamptons (remember High Society with Grace Kelly) or the south of France St Tropez set.
White high waisted wide leg cotton trousers worn with the traditional striped white navy and red boat neck sleeve Tee, or perhaps a simple crew in a block colour with a silk scarf tied at the neck. For a fresher more modern look try yellow and green stripes. For the beach or on deck! All that’s needed is a kaftan, white bikini, flip flops, over sized shades and jewellery, but come the cocktail hour it’s the maxi
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dress in bold or psychedelic prints detail is added on straps and under the bust line for more interest
If however it’s navigating the broads or sailing the west coast from Maryport to Kippford the reality is probably, crops, tee, deck shoes and kagool !!!! whatever the weather just remember colour!!!... Dresses and cardigans - yes it could be just like grandma used to wear. The look is vintage so on dresses look for bows just under the bust line, or at the waist… (bows are every where this season on shoes, handbags, & jackets). There really is something for everyone from sassy shifts to floaty feminine tea dresses. Dress with a cardi and coloured tights for a girly look, or slightly more casual under a denim bomber jacket or for a dressy one, you guessed - just add heels. Cardigans are worn long or short, this applies to both sleeves and length and they are a great cover up, worn with dresses or teamed up with vest tops – if it works for the first lady! Interest is added by way of embroidery and lace.
Jackets - it’s in the detail – look for oversized and decorative buttons, large collars and decorative necklines – styles wise its bolero or cropped. Blazers are still in trend this season but loose with a softly tailored look. For weddings we all want to push to boat out, it’s an opportunity for us to make an effort and get dressed up. We all want to look for something different but just remember to look for styles that suit you and that you are comfortable and confident with. The interest comes from the styling, fabric and colour. Look for a well cut shift in a soft colour worn with a fitted cropped jacket in a bold print or visaversa. So that’s Summer taken care of lets hope ours isn’t as short!!
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High Society ce n a r a cle
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3 piece suit was £345
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Did You Know? The only sound that doesn’t echo is a duck’s quack. The names of all the continents end with the letter they start with. Some 190 billion emails are sent daily - more than 2 million per second - by 1,2 billion email senders. About 70% (133 billion emails) are spam and viruses. There are about 1,4 billion registered email addresses. Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Who Can Handle A Woman? A
FTER YEARS of research into communication between partners we are pleased to announce we've cracked it. From now on we can save thousands of relationships from; unnecessary rows,
uncomfortable silences,
injury from flying objects, Why ? Because we have discovered the real meaning to some everyday phrases used by the ladies which have been misunderstood by their partners for years. Gentlemen please study these points and see your life improve. ‘Fine’:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
‘5 Minutes’: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house. ‘Nothing’:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes... arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ‘fine’ above.
‘Go Ahead': This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer above for the meaning of nothing.)
‘That's OK’: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ‘Thanks’:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint; just say ‘you’re welcome’. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' as that will bring on a ‘whatever’.
‘Don't worry about it, I've got it’: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to ‘nothing’ above. ‘Whatever’: ... is a woman's way of saying Stuff You! Leave the room immediately.
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Chef’s Notes With new Head Chef Paul Taylor at the Crown Hotel Wetheral.
can be used for your:
Spicy Marinated Pork Loin with Harissa Dip
Try something different with the wow factor on the BBQ! Serves 12-15
Ingredients Half Loin of Pork (trimmed of fat and scored) 30g Fennel Seeds 30g Dried Chilli Seed Flakes 20g Coriander Seeds 20g Smoked paprika 5g Sea Salt 5g Crack Black pepper 500ml Olive Oil
HARISSA DIP
5 Fresh Red Chillies 2 Sweet Red Peppers 2 large Pinches Saffron Strands 2 tsp Tomato Puree Sea salt 10g Fresh Coriander Crack Black Pepper 1Ltr Mayonnaise
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Our initial consultation is free and without obligation. Financial Concepts (Carlisle) Ltd, Eden House, The Crescent, Carlisle, CA1 1QN www.financialconcepts.co.uk dturnbull@financialconcepts.co.uk Financial Concepts is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority The Financial Services Authority does not regulate taxation advice. Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.
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1. Place the fennel seed, chilli flakes & coriander in blender and whiz up to a fine powder
5. Bring back out to the BBQ and place on a low heat, Carve it down and serve with Harissa Dip.
Tel: 01228 409 404 dolores.marshall@btconnect.com
EDITORIAL
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PORK MARINADE
4. When ready to cook seal the loin for 4-5 minutes either side on the BBQ then place into a roasting tray. Cook on 200oc for about 40 minutes until cooked.
29a Fisher St (opposite Cranstons) Carlisle
SIMPLE INDEX LISTING
3. Add the mix to the mayonnaise and stir in. Leave in fridge to keep cool.
3. Massage the marinade into the pork loin and then place in a fridge for 6 hours.
Dolores Marshall Opticians
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Keeping Fit!
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll give it a try.
If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the fridge are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility and pushing their luck. The other day I was feeling that my body has got completely out of shape. So I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I had a look at all those machines in the gym and decided to start with an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for about an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now as we know excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
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Gardening
You can send in an article and photo of any gardening topic you think would be of local interest: claire@carletondirectory.co.uk
Why conserve Wild Plants?
After our well received article on Bumblebees last month we thought we would continue the theme with a little insight on how our wild flowers are faring across the countryside.
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onserving wild plants in their natural habitats is about more than plants, wildlife and ecosystems – it is about people and our need for food, medicines, fresh air and water, shelter, and a clean and healthy environment in which to live. Two thirds of the ‘services’ provided by nature to mankind are now in decline worldwide, and the ability of the planet’s ecosystems to sustain future generations can no longer be taken for granted. The native wild flowers of our countryside are championed by the National Charity Plantlife who take under their care a total of 101 species which also includes vascular plants, stoneworts, mosses, lichens, fungi and even an algae. This year they are asking members of local communities like ours to take a 1km walk, wherever they like, and record the flowers that they see using a recording sheet which can be downloaded from their website. This survey is the only one of its kind in the entire UK and provides an invaluable insight into the state of our floral friends as well as giving us the excuse to take a little wander into our surrounding countryside.
You could walk along the River Eden and Rickerby Park, through the woods, over the fields or even
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record what you see on your way to work or school. If you’re lucky enough you may even spot Grass-ofParnassus (currently in flower now) (picture) the emblem wild flower for our County. This flower has the distinction of appearing on the county arms of Cumbria. The name is inherited from ancient Greece. Evidently the cattle on Mount Parnassus appreciated the plant; hence it was an ‘honorary grass'. With Saxifrage bluebells, yarrow and butterbur and the red clover on the local sports fields there is a whole world of wild flowers to discover. Over the last century human activity has forced an incalculable number of species to the verge of extinction. Current estimates put the rate of loss as high as one plant per county every two years. Let’s hope some of the examples which we have featured throughout this article remain part of our community for many years to come.
The survey, which also gives you a helpful guide to identifying wildflowers finishes in October so please make sure yours is returned by the end of September at the latest. Further details at www.plantlife.org.uk Top photo: Hawthorn Spiny tree-shrub with bunches of flowers appearing after the bright green leaves, which are deeply divided. Deep red fruit which appears from August. Second photo from top: Grass of Parnassus Lower 2 photos: Bluebell Voted Britain’s most popular wild flower in a Plantlife poll, the UK is the international stronghold for the native Bluebell. In fact we have between 25% and 50% of the world's population!
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Local Poet Howard Laws
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oward is a native of Carlisle who has spent most of his life in the county. In his own words, “Born here, so many years ago, No fairer place than this I know”. Obviously proud of his heritage his latest collection of poems is entitled “Thoughts into words via a Cumbrian’s Pen”.
Having spent a privileged hour or two listening to his poetry and prose and having read his works, his title speaks as much about his work as his work tells tales of his thoughts. His work (on this page) “Stalwart City” echoes this sentiment. The spark of inspiration which triggered the poem happened in as simple a setting as being stuck at the traffic lights. With nowhere to go he cast a glance at the Citadel, “Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, It’s prominent position holds”, the words tripped off the tongue and the resultant verses came naturally as he progressed through the city he loves. Maybe this natural flare and the trick of finding the right words at the most unexpected of times is part of his heritage. The son of a local Police Officer, he can trace his family tree back in time through his maternal grandmother to that famous Cumbrian huntsman; John Peel.
Having stepped into the world of poetry some 25 years ago, as “Stalwart City” hints, most of his inspiration is taken from everyday experiences and the Cumbrian Countryside which he delights to explore. Whether the floods of 2005, the Foot and Mouth Outbreak
or a fragment of black bin liner caught in barbed wire on the Solway coast, Cumbria is truly inspirational. Believing a sense of humour to be one of life’s essentials it also finds itself winding its way into his words, no more so than in “Phew!”, where the socks of Johnny inspire the lines, “If they’d a whiff of Stilton cheese, At least they’d stand a chance to please, But skunks and dung hey, wait a minute, That’s just about the utter limit” With a strong interest in photography and music, Carleton Grange is his cultural cornucopia of creativity. Perhaps one day when you walk his way you may be lucky enough to hear the music he plays, drifting down the street. His work, like the piano music he plays, is accessible to all and full of Cumbrian heart. The passion is part of its charm so long may the “Cumbrian’s Pen” continue to bring the thoughts of Howard Laws to paper.
Stalwart City
Grand Carlisle, Border City strong, Local traditions brave and long The site of many a stirring tale, O’erlooking Eden’s pleasant Vale.
Approaching from the southern side. Presents a fascinating ride, Proceeding then through Botchergate, A reconstruction scene, of late.
Towards Caeral Cross, still moving on, Which oft-times witnessed history born, Passing the station for the train Where travellers leave, then come again Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, Its prominent position holds, Entrance to city centre fair Via English Street, to Town Square.
Current buildings in concrete cold Merging with structures, centuries old, Ancient and modern side by side, Heart of a city, Cumbrian Pride.
Caldew and Eden flowing through, Cross Eden Bridge, Belah, Stanwix too, View both Cathedral and Castle fine, Surviving still, defying time. Old stalwart Carlisle, ever new, Has residents so proud and true, With robust heart, it is alive, And will for centuries more, survive. Creating history still, per se, Events occurring day by day, Its motto, firm, commends a lot To all, “Be just and fear not”.
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You Silly Moo
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FTER A FEW weeks teetering on the edge of total economic and financial meltdown it seems economic systems and their workings have pushed their way into the need-to-know category.
“You’re looking a bit fed up today Steve, what’s wrong?”
Well, we can now simplify this all by explaining 21 economic models with cows.
It is remarkable how much sense it all makes from this real world perspective!
SOCIALISM. You have 2 cows. You give one to your'neighbour.
COMMUNISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. You decide to have coffee.
FASCISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away
SURREALISM. You have two giraffes. The government requires you take care harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
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A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learnyou have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION. You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
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Neighbourhood Police Alert T
HIS MONTH we thought we would provide a little guide to protecting your property.
Opportunist thefts are something everyone has to be wary of and whether its push bikes, toys, general garden equipment, an insecure window or shed door we all have to be prepared.
CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR VEHICLES • •
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Remove the stereo if you can
Lock the doors and close the windows and sun roof when you leave the car- for any length of time.
Do not leave anything on displayeven a jacket can seem like an appealing target for a thief.
Finance
By Darren Turnbull CFP,DMS,MCIBS Certified Financial Planner
01228 597986 dturnbull@financialconcepts.co.uk http://www.financialconcepts.co.uk
Will you have the funds to enjoy your retirement?
Due to increases in life expectancy and a decline in birth rates since the "baby boomer" generation were born we continue to live in an aging society. In 2007 the number of Britons aged 65 and over exceeded the number under 16 for the first time.*
CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR BICYCLES/GARDEN EQUIPMENT •
Always lock your
bike, even if you are couple of minutes.
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Never leave it unattended.
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Think about having your bike/Garden equipment security marked or engraved.
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Get a good bike lock.
Remember the saying! OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND
Many people take a great deal of trouble securing their home, please remember your garden shed has valuable items too!
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Graph source: Government Actuaries Department 2004, Population Projections. ONS 2006, Population Trends
The generation of people now approaching retirement have a completely different attitude and approach to life than the generations before them. They are comfortable with the idea of servicing debt throughout their working life and are used to having luxuries that their parents only dreamed of. This generation has also been affected by the well-documented problems suffered by pension schemes. Equity release will be a focal part of financial planning for this generation, whether to maintain the lifestyle they were accustomed to before retirement or to help them manage their debts and income shortfalls.
What is equity release?
Put simply equity release allows you to release tax-free cash from your home to boost your finances in retirement, without the need to move.
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There are three different types of equity release products:
1. Lifetime Mortgage A lifetime mortgage is a form of equity release scheme where a loan is secured against your property to provide you with a tax free cash lump sum or a regular income to spend as you wish, typically with no monthly repayments to meet. The loan plus interest is eventually paid back when the home is sold, when you move into long term care, or when you and your partner die. 2. Home Reversion
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With a home reversion plan you sell part or your entire home to a reversion plan company in exchange for a tax-free cash lump sum and a guaranteed lifetime lease with no monthly repayments to meet.
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Equity release is a huge financial commitment and therefore it is vital that you are protected. We only recommend SHIP (Safe Home Income Plan) approved equity release plans, which come with a standard set of safety guarantees which include: • • •
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A drawdown lifetime has the same advantages and disadvantages as a lifetime mortgage with the main difference being you don't request the full sum of money available to you immediately. Instead, you decide on a maximum amount of equity you want to release and 'drawdown' the cash in stages when you need it.
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The right to remain in your home for as long as you choose
The freedom to move to another property without financial penalty (subject to lenders' criteria) That you will receive a cash lump sum or a regular income
That you will never fall into negative equity no matter what happens to house prices in the future
"By the end of 2010, the Institute of Actuaries forecast that the equity release market will reach £2 billion"†
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What's driving the equity release market? • Ageing population is increasing the target market • Life expectancy will continue to rise • Longer retirement places mounting strain on finances • For many, the attempt to close the savings gap is too little, too late • Erosion of state benefits • Decrease in employer’s contributions • House price rises have increased wealth held in property • Changing attitudes towards property • Growth in product providers and press coverage
Using the assets built up in property is a viable way of both putting your household finances on an even keel and releasing funds for essential home maintenance, to boost day to day income or for more pleasurable purchases such as holidays or new cars.
Sources: † Institute of Actuaries, Equity Release report 2005. To advertise please call 595984 or emma@aqamagazines.co.uk
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Dear Neighbours T
HE GREEK GODDESS of spring may be leaving us on a warm summer wind, but it is a warmth which may well lead to many of our thoughts turning to a holiday or time off school or work. These thoughts and this month’s poetic theme lead me to the words of James Dent who said “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken”. Echoing this sentiment I hope this issue finds you in the garden, with nothing other to do than take five minutes to yourself and enjoy this months edition.
With the usual great financial and fashion features and fantastic competitions sit back, enjoy the sun and maybe even try to spot some of our local wildflowers in your own garden (see page 12) Until next time….Best wishes
David Howe
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Carlisle Northern Development Update
October 19th is the date it is all supposedly about to happen, at long last work will begin as after many twists and turns, the contract between Balfour Beatty and the County Council was signed. Balfour Beatty, the international engineering, construction, services and investment Group, announced that its wholly-owned subsidiary, Connect CNDR, has reached financial close for the £176 million Carlisle Northern Development Route (CNDR) public private partnership (PPP) concession contract for Cumbria County Council. Commenting, Balfour Beatty Chief Executive, Ian Tyler, said: “We are delighted to have reached financial close on the CNDR contract. This is an important piece of infrastructure which will take traffic away from Carlisle city centre and improve transport links between West Cumbria, Scotland and the North East of England” The CNDR contract is a 30-year concession during which time Connect CNDR will be responsible for the design and construction of an 8.25km two-way single carriageway road from the M6 Junction 44 to the A595 southwest of Carlisle and the management, operation and ongoing investment in approximately 150km of other existing roads in Cumbria.
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Balfour Beatty will undertake the design and construction of the new road and also provide the whole life operation and maintenance services. Balfour Beatty will invest approximately £11 million of equity in the project. Construction will start on the northern section of the road itself, known as the Carlisle Northern Development Route (CNDR), in October. The whole CNDR will be open April 2012, and complete by 2013.
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Printing
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Bulman Tel: 597756
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Property
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Public Houses
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Restaurants
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The Conservatory Tel: 561888
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M R Installations Tel: 529419
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Television Towbars
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Quotes “Not all those who wander are lost”. - J R R Tolkien “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step” - Lao-Tsu “Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” - Benjamin Franklin “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone” - Pablo Picasso “The meek shall inherit the earth” - Jesus Christ “Everything you can imagine is real” - Pablo Picasso “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.” - Woody Allen “When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet.” - Chinese proverb “Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.” - Chinese proverb “Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.” - Chinese proverb “A fool’s bolt may sometimes hit the mark.” - Proverb “Peace is the masterpiece of reason.” - J Muller “People throw stones only at trees which have fruit on them.” - Proverb “People who never have time are those who do least.” - Lichtenberg “That is not possible which is impossible.” - Hitopadesa
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