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We cater for all animals great and small and offer a full range of services to all, at competitive prices and a friendly service

Local issues discussed

Free Clinics including:

Councillor’s update Local business list

PUPPY & KITTEN CHECKS OLD FRIENDS CLUB Weekly Puppy Playgroup

Useful numbers Bus Times

Who’s Who locally

every Wednesday 6.00pm - 6.30pm

Dental & Weight Checks Ultra Sound Scanner

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Maize maze at Hayclose just south of Carlisle - ring 01768 885488 (last years maize pattern)

Purpose-built premises

COMPETITIVE PET SHOP

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Issue 3 Autumn 2009 · Distributed Free to over 2,000 local homes

Windfarm Update

Dear Neighbours T

HE GREEK GODDESS of spring may be leaving us on a warm summer wind, but it is a warmth which may well lead to many of our thoughts turning to a holiday or time off school or work.

These thoughts and this month’s poetic theme lead me to the words of James Dent who said “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken”. Echoing this sentiment I hope this issue finds you in the garden, with nothing other to do than take five minutes to yourself and enjoy this months edition.

With the usual great financial and fashion features and fantastic competitions sit back, enjoy the sun and maybe even try to spot some of our local wildflowers in your own garden (see page 12) Until next time….Best wishes Claire x

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Plant 01228 527116

David Howe

It has recently been reported that the inquiry into the windfarm will begin on Tuesday the 20th October. Three days have been allocated to ensure the planning inspector gets to hear the voices of everyone concerned.

The inquiry will also consider an appeal against the meteorological mast which was refused in December. More information can be found at www.againstnewlandswindfarm.co.uk, who concerned by the short time scale are seeking donations to their cause. “After consulting our solicitor we have been informed that the amount we need to raise in order to pay for experts is around £25,000”

We will keep you updated. Donations (cheques to ‘Newlands Windfarm Action Group’) to: Newlands Windfarm Action Group Cringles Farm, Cumwhinton Carlisle CA4 8DL

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Starting week Monday 14th. September 2009

Dancing for Children and Adults

Yoga

Every Thursday at Warwick on Eden Memorial Hall & Warwick Bridge School

Wednesday 10.00 to 11.30 . Anne McDarby £2.50 for over 50s - £3.50 for under 50s Contact: Maggie Robinson 01228 560785

Computers for Beginners

Wednesday 1.00 to 3.00 10 hours - £5 for the 5 week course Contact: First Steps/ Village Hall Development 01228 561687

Splitz specialises in modern jazz/ street dance to popular and chart music. Established in Hexham and Warwick Bridge for 26 and 14 years respectively. For further details please contact Judith on:

01228 562118 m: 07771 60 6005

Tai Chi

Friday 11.30 to 12.30 Maurice Whitington £2.50 for over 50s - £3.50 for under 50s Contact: Maggie Robinson 01228 56078 The Carlisle Healthy Networks Project has kindly sponsored the yoga and tai chi classes for over 50s in recognition that these activities contribute to maintaining good health. All general enquiries:

Maggie Robinson 01228 560785 maggiearob@btinternet.com To advertise please call 592942 or emma@aqamagazines.co.uk

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Local Index

Listing here is for regular advertisers (free) as well as for businesses trading in this area; a single line entry is only £4 per issue; a second line (maximum number) is a further £1. Paid annually in advance; the nearest relevant heading should be used. Feature any mix of your ad page, phone, web or email contact details.

Bridalwear

Country Dreams

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Louise English Childminder

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Childcare

Stone Eden Nursery

Cleaning

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Cumbria Pro Wash Tel: 0759 055 8633 cumbriaprowash@aol.com / Tel: 672094 GreenBins Tel: 534648

page 2

Alastair Cook Mini Bus Service

page 5

Coach & Mini Bus Hire Irvings Coaches (Tel: 521777)

page 2

P C Fixer

page 8

Computer Repair

Driving Instructors

Roland Lawson (Tel: 546010)

page 16

Electrical Appliances/Repairs Northern Vacuums (524065)

page 16

Greg Metcalfe (01768 896241)

page 6

Electricians

Ian Cogan Tel: 526521

page 3

Entertainment & Leisure Splitz Dancing Tel:562118

Financial Services Saint & Co Financial Concepts

Fireplaces

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Fireplaces 4 You

page 16

John Tremble (Tel: 594831) Cumbria Memorials

page 12 page 15

Carleton Paving

page 15

Funeral Services

Garden Services & Supplies Health & Beauty Topaz Yoga Day

Jewellery Repair

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Peter Fletcher

page 1

Steed Tel: 599555

page 1

Menswear Optician

Dolores Marshall (409404)

Painters & Decorators Lee Shaw (Tel: 549594)

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Ian Hodgson Tel: 541164 Decor8 Tel: 594445

page 15 page 4

Photography

Paul Mortimer Tel:016974 73430 PictureU Tel: 540 204 page 13

Piano Tuition Andrew Plant

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John Fisher Tel: 560791 David Howe

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QIC Print: qicprint.co.uk

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Plumbing Printing

Property

Bulman Properties Tel: 819888 page 9 page 10 Trade Windows

Restaurants

The Conservatory Tel: 561888 Botchergate Tandoori

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Coomara Veterinary Practice

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Vets & Pets

Pet Sitting Tel:577470

Village Hall

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Warwick

page 2

High Society Tel: 792880

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Womanswear

Useful Dials Childline

Child Protect (NSPCC) Crime Stoppers

Cruse Bereavement Care Cuedoc

Drugs Helpline

0800 1111

0808 800 5000

0800 555 111

0870 1671677

01228 401999 0800 776600

Electric Emergencies (United Utilities) 0800 195 4141

Quotes “Not all those who wander are lost”. - J R R Tolkien “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step” - Lao-Tsu “Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” - Benjamin Franklin “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone” - Pablo Picasso “The meek shall inherit the earth” - Jesus Christ

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.” - Woody Allen “When you want to test the depths of a stream, don't use both feet.” - Chinese proverb “Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.” - Chinese proverb “Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.” - Chinese proverb “A fool’s bolt may sometimes hit the mark.” - Proverb

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“Peace is the masterpiece of reason.” - J Muller

Highways & Potholes

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“People throw stones only at trees which have fruit on them.” - Proverb

Police HQ

Recycle White Goods

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RSPCA Cruelty Reporting 0870 5555 999 Train Times Traveline

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By Darren Turnbull CFP,DMS,MCIBS Certified Financial Planner 01228 597986 dturnbull@financialconcepts.co.uk http://www.financialconcepts.co.uk

Will you have the funds to enjoy your retirement?

UE TO INCREASES in life expectancy and a decline in birth rates since the "baby boomer" generation were born we continue to live in an aging society. In 2007 the number of Britons aged 65 and over exceeded the number under 16 for the first time.*

“Everything you can imagine is real” - Pablo Picasso

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Finance

“People who never have time are those who do least.” - Lichtenberg “That is not possible which is impossible.” - Hitopadesa

Graph source: Government Actuaries Department 2004, Population Projections. ONS 2006, Population Trends

The generation of people now approaching retirement have a completely different attitude and approach to life than the generations before them. They are comfortable with the idea of servicing debt throughout their working life and are used to having luxuries that their parents only dreamed of. This generation has also been affected by the well-documented problems suffered by pension schemes. Equity release will be a focal part of financial planning for this generation, whether to maintain the lifestyle they were accustomed to before retirement or to help them manage their debts and income shortfalls.

What is equity release?

Put simply equity release allows you to release tax-free cash from your home to boost your finances in retirement, without the need to move.

There are three different types of equity release products:

1. Lifetime Mortgage A lifetime mortgage is a form of equity release scheme where a loan is secured against your property to provide you with a tax free cash lump sum or a regular income to spend as you wish, typically with no monthly repayments to meet. The loan plus interest is eventually paid back when the home is sold, when you move into long term care, or when you and your partner die.

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2. Home Reversion

With a home reversion plan you sell part or your entire home to a reversion plan company in exchange for a tax-free cash lump sum and a guaranteed lifetime lease with no monthly repayments to meet. 3. Drawdown Mortgage

Equity release is a huge financial commitment and therefore it is vital that you are protected. We only recommend SHIP (Safe Home Income Plan) approved equity release plans, which come with a standard set of safety guarantees which include: • • •

A P P R O V E D C O N T R A C TO R

Lifetime

A drawdown lifetime mortgage has the same advantages and disadvantages as a lifetime mortgage with the main difference being you don't request the full sum of money available to you immediately. Instead, you decide on a maximum amount of equity you want to release and 'drawdown' the cash in stages when you need it.

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The right to remain in your home for as long as you choose

The freedom to move to another property without financial penalty (subject to lenders' criteria) That you will receive a cash lump sum or a regular income

That you will never fall into negative equity no matter what happens to house prices in the future

"By the end of 2010, the Institute of Actuaries forecast that the equity release market will reach £2 billion"†

What's driving the equity release market? • Ageing population is increasing the target market • Life expectancy will continue to rise • Longer retirement places mounting strain on finances • For many, the attempt to close the savings gap is too little, too late • Erosion of state benefits • Decrease in employer’s contributions • House price rises have increased wealth held in property • Changing attitudes towards property • Growth in product providers and press coverage

Using the assets built up in property is a viable way of both putting your household finances on an even keel and releasing funds for essential home maintenance, to boost day to day income or for more pleasurable purchases such as holidays or new cars.

Sources: † Institute of Actuaries, Equity Release report 2005. To advertise please call 592942 or emma@aqamagazines.co.uk

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Councillor’s Corner

Chef’s Notes With new Head Chef Paul Taylor at the Crown Hotel Wetheral.

Dear Residents

Spicy Marinated Pork Loin with Harissa Dip

Try something different with the wow factor on the BBQ! Serves 12-15

Ingredients Half Loin of Pork (trimmed of fat and scored) 30g Fennel Seeds 30g Dried Chilli Seed Flakes 20g Coriander Seeds 20g Smoked paprika 5g Sea Salt 5g Crack Black pepper 500ml Olive Oil

HARISSA DIP

5 Fresh Red Chillies 2 Sweet Red Peppers 2 large Pinches Saffron Strands 2 tsp Tomato Puree Sea salt 10g Fresh Coriander Crack Black Pepper 1Ltr Mayonnaise

To book at The Conservatory Restaurant or Walton’s Bar please telephone 01228 561888 Advertise in your local community magazines:

The Carleton Directory The Village Link

(for Carleton & Parkland Village)

The Stanwix Directory (for Wetheral & Scotby) (for north of the river)

Ring Emma on 0797 27 189 31

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HE REOPENING of the footbridge at Wetheral Station on the 18th June brought to an end the weeks of frustration for users who had to walk the long way round. Now the adjoining 93 Steps are out of action whilst remedial work is carried out to comply with safety standards.

Method

HARISSA DIP 1. Remove the seeds from the chillies & sweet peppers, roughly chop and place in a blender 2. Add to it the saffron, coriander & tomato puree then blitz – scrape down the side of the blender then blitz again. Season to taste.

3. Add the mix to the mayonnaise and stir in. Leave in fridge to keep cool. PORK MARINADE

1. Place the fennel seed, chilli flakes & coriander in blender and whiz up to a fine powder

For professional independent financial advice and a first class service contact Darren Turnbull Certified Financial Planner on 01228 597986 for an appointment now. ✦ Pensions ✦ Investments ✦ Life Assurance & Income Protection ✦ Mortgages ✦ Equity Release ✦ Tax Planning ✦ Business Protection

Our initial consultation is free and without obligation.

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2. Place in a bowl with the olive oil, salt & black pepper, smoked paprika and stir. 3. Massage the marinade into the pork loin and then place in a fridge for 6 hours.

4. When ready to cook seal the loin for 4-5 minutes either side on the BBQ then place into a roasting tray. Cook on 200oc for about 40 minutes until cooked. 5. Bring back out to the BBQ and place on a low heat, Carve it down and serve with Harissa Dip. ...these directories can be used for your:

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John Robinson, for many years the County Councillor for the Wetheral Ward, retired in June and he has been succeeded by Nick Marriner of Warwick Hall. I would like to welcome Nick and I look forward to working with him on your behalf. After the flooding in January of this year the footpath, from the Ferry Landing in Wetheral to the Woods, eroded thus causing a serious hazard. This has now been temporarily repaired by the placing of a wooden bridge over the affected area. Two additional Interpretation Panels have recently been sited along the River Eden, one at Froddle Crook, and the other at Low House, Armathwaite.

I have been a Governor of Cumwhinton School for 10 years, chairing initially the Curriculum Committee then the Buildings, Health and Safety Committee and latterly as Chair of Governors. Unfortunately, due to an increasing workload in my capacity as Portfolio Holder for Performance and Development on the Executive of Carlisle City Council, I feel it is time to hand over the reins. Mrs Angie Fullerton will be taking up the mantle and a new Headmistress will be in situ by the beginning of January. I wish them well.

On the 7th July I had the honour of being invited to represent Carlisle City Council at the Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately, I took the Cumbrian weather with me as it was one of the wettest Garden Parties on record !!

Sue Oliver and my wife Kay entered Wetheral Village in the Cumbria in Bloom Competition on the 15th July. I must say the village looked immaculate, no litter or dog fouling. Thanks must go to all the residents who worked so hard to tidy their gardens, the Bowling Club, Play Group and Scouts, plus the volunteers who tidied up The Green and collected the litter. The result will be announced on the 3rd September. I am now the longest serving member of Wetheral Parish Council with 35 years service. This is a community role and over the years I have represented both Wetheral and Scotby Wards. Now I have been co-opted as a Ward Member for Cotehill and Cumwhinton.

At the Annual General Meeting of the Northwest Local Authorities Employers Organisation on the 23rd July which was held in Bolton, I was elected to serve on the Executive.

On a personal note Kay and I are leaving Wetheral and moving to a bungalow in Scotby. We have spent 22 happy years in Wetheral, 19 in Cumwhinton and now Scotby.

Our new Telephone Number is:-

01228 810010

My e-mail remains the same BarryE@carlisle.gov.uk With kind regards

Barry O Earp

Carlisle City Council

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Gardening

You can send in an article and photo of any gardening topic you think would be of local interest: claire@carletondirectory.co.uk

Why conserve Wild Plants?

After our well received article on Bumblebees last month we thought we would continue the theme with a little insight on how our wild flowers are faring across the countryside.

ONSERVING wild plants in their natural habitats is about more than plants, wildlife and ecosystems – it is about people and our need for food, medicines, fresh air and water, shelter, and a clean and healthy environment in which to live. Two thirds of the ‘services’ provided by nature to mankind are now in decline worldwide, and the ability of the planet’s ecosystems to sustain future generations can no longer be taken for granted.

The native wild flowers of our countryside are championed by the National Charity Plantlife who take under their care a total of 101 species which also includes vascular plants, stoneworts, mosses, lichens, fungi and even an algae. This year they are asking members of local communities like ours to take a 1km walk, wherever they like, and record the flowers that they see using a recording sheet which can be downloaded from their website. This survey is the only one of its kind in the entire UK and provides an invaluable insight into the state of our floral friends as well as giving us the excuse to take a little wander into our surrounding countryside.

You could walk along the River Eden and Rickerby Park, through the woods, over the fields or even

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record what you see on your way to work or school. If you’re lucky enough you may even spot Grass-ofParnassus (currently in flower now) (picture) the emblem wild flower for our County. This flower has the distinction of appearing on the county arms of Cumbria. The name is inherited from ancient Greece. Evidently the cattle on Mount Parnassus appreciated the plant; hence it was an ‘honorary grass'. With Saxifrage bluebells, yarrow and butterbur and the red clover on the local sports fields there is a whole world of wild flowers to discover. Over the last century human activity has forced an incalculable number of species to the verge of extinction. Current estimates put the rate of loss as high as one plant per county every two years. Let’s hope some of the examples which we have featured throughout this article remain part of our community for many years to come.

The survey, which also gives you a helpful guide to identifying wildflowers finishes in October so please make sure yours is returned by the end of September at the latest. Further details at www.plantlife.org.uk Top photo: Hawthorn Spiny tree-shrub with bunches of flowers appearing after the bright green leaves, which are deeply divided. Deep red fruit which appears from August. Second photo from top: Grass of Parnassus Lower 2 photos: Bluebell Voted Britain’s most popular wild flower in a Plantlife poll, the UK is the international stronghold for the native Bluebell. In fact we have between 25% and 50% of the world's population!

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OWARD IS A NATIVE of Carlisle who has spent most of his life in the county. In his own words, “Born here, so many years ago, No fairer place than this I know”. Obviously proud of his heritage his latest collection of poems is entitled “Thoughts into words via a Cumbrian’s Pen”.

Having spent a privileged hour or two listening to his poetry and prose and having read his works, his title speaks as much about his work as his work tells tales of his thoughts. His work (on this page) “Stalwart City” echoes this sentiment. The spark of inspiration which triggered the poem happened in as simple a setting as being stuck at the traffic lights. With nowhere to go he cast a glance at the Citadel, “Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, It’s prominent position holds”, the words tripped off the tongue and the resultant verses came naturally as he progressed through the city he loves.

Maybe this natural flare and the trick of finding the right words at the most unexpected of times is part of his heritage. The son of a local Police Officer, he can trace his family tree back in time through his maternal grandmother to that famous Cumbrian huntsman; John Peel.

Having stepped into the world of poetry some 25 years ago, as “Stalwart City” hints, most of his inspiration is taken from everyday experiences and the Cumbrian Countryside which he delights to explore. Whether the

floods of 2005, the Foot and Mouth Outbreak or a fragment of black bin liner caught in barbed wire on the Solway coast, Cumbria is truly inspirational. Believing a sense of humour to be one of life’s essentials it also finds itself winding its way into his words, no more so than in “Phew!”, where the socks of Johnny inspire the lines, “If they’d a whiff of Stilton cheese, At least they’d stand a chance to please, But skunks and dung hey, wait a minute, That’s just about the utter limit”

With a strong interest in photography and music, Carleton Grange is his cultural cornucopia of creativity. Perhaps one day when you walk his way you may be lucky enough to hear the music he plays, drifting down the street. His work, like the piano music he plays, is accessible to all and full of Cumbrian heart. The passion is part of its charm so long may the “Cumbrian’s Pen” continue to bring the thoughts of Howard Laws to

Stalwart City

Grand Carlisle, Border City strong, Local traditions brave and long The site of many a stirring tale, O’erlooking Eden’s pleasant Vale.

Approaching from the southern side. Presents a fascinating ride, Proceeding then through Botchergate, A reconstruction scene, of late.

Towards Caeral Cross, still moving on, Which oft-times witnessed history born, Passing the station for the train Where travellers leave, then come again Sandstone Citadel, fortress bold, Its prominent position holds, Entrance to city centre fair Via English Street, to Town Square.

Current buildings in concrete cold Merging with structures, centuries old, Ancient and modern side by side, Heart of a city, Cumbrian Pride.

Caldew and Eden flowing through, Cross Eden Bridge, Belah, Stanwix too, View both Cathedral and Castle fine, Surviving still, defying time. Old stalwart Carlisle, ever new, Has residents so proud and true, With robust heart, it is alive, And will for centuries more, survive. Creating history still, per se, Events occurring day by day, Its motto, firm, commends a lot To all, “Be just and fear not”. Howard Laws

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FTER YEARS of research into communication between partners we are pleased to announce we've cracked it. From now on we can save thousands of relationships from; unnecessary rows,

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injury from flying objects, Why ? Because we have discovered the real meaning to some everyday phrases used by the ladies which have been misunderstood by their partners for years. Gentlemen please study these points and see your life improve. ‘Fine’:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

‘5 Minutes’: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house. ‘Nothing’:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes... arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ‘fine’ above.

‘Go Ahead': This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer above for the meaning of nothing.)

‘That's OK’: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ‘Thanks’:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint; just say ‘you’re welcome’. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' as that will bring on a ‘whatever’.

‘Don't worry about it, I've got it’: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to ‘nothing’ above. ‘Whatever’: ... is a woman's way of saying Stuff You! Leave the room immediately.

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SOCIALISM. You have 2 cows. You give one to your'neighbour.

COMMUNISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM. You have two giraffes. The government requires you take care harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM. You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION. You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, but you dont know where they are. You decide to have coffee. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learnyou have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION. You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. CHINESE CORPORATION. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

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AN INDIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION. You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION. You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.

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Fashion by Susan of High Society

Hurray its Summer!

TS TIME for Weddings, Gardens Parties, Racenights and BBQ’s as well as holidays – so whether its Barbados, Bournemouth or the back garden lets have a look at the fashion forecast for the next couple of months. Leading the pack is the jump suit in various guises from short and sporty with buttons, zips and ties detail in cottons and jersey. It’s great for the beach, sightseeing and early evening drinks. Wear with flats or gladiator sandals for a relaxed and comfortable holiday look. For evening, well there’s no clear favourite so it’s finding the one that suits you best, be it knee, calf or ankle length. Style options range from harem, cropped, peg or slightly more fitted, in soft draping jersey, worn with statement jewellery. Shoes need to be high and strappy and clutch bags remain oversized.

Nautical is a favourite that returns on a regular basis, whether your are inspired by the American Hamptons (remember High Society with Grace Kelly) or the south of France St Tropez set.

White high waisted wide leg cotton trousers worn with the traditional striped white navy and red boat neck sleeve Tee, or perhaps a simple crew in a block colour with a silk scarf tied at the neck. For a fresher more modern look try yellow and green stripes. For the beach or on deck! All that’s needed is a kaftan, white bikini, flip flops, over sized shades and jewellery, but come the cocktail hour it’s the maxi

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dress in bold or psychedelic prints detail is added on straps and under the bust line for more interest

If however it’s navigating the broads or sailing the west coast from Maryport to Kippford the reality is probably, crops, tee, deck shoes and kagool !!!! whatever the weather just remember colour!!!... Dresses and cardigans - yes it could be just like grandma used to wear. The look is vintage so on dresses look for bows just under the bust line, or at the waist… (bows are every where this season on shoes, handbags, & jackets). There really is something for everyone from sassy shifts to floaty feminine tea dresses. Dress with a cardi and coloured tights for a girly look, or slightly more casual under a denim bomber jacket or for a dressy one, you guessed - just add heels. Cardigans are worn long or short, this applies to both sleeves and length and they are a great cover up, worn with dresses or teamed up with vest tops – if it works for the first lady! Interest is added by way of embroidery and lace.

Jackets - it’s in the detail – look for oversized and decorative buttons, large collars and decorative necklines – styles wise its bolero or cropped. Blazers are still in trend this season but loose with a softly tailored look.

For weddings we all want to push to boat out, it’s an opportunity for us to make an effort and get dressed up. We all want to look for something different but just remember to look for styles that suit you and that you are comfortable and confident with. The interest comes from the styling, fabric and colour. Look for a well cut shift in a soft colour worn with a fitted cropped jacket in a bold print or visaversa. So that’s Summer taken care of lets hope ours isn’t as short!!

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Fashion by Susan of High Society

Hurray its Summer!

Nautical is a favourite that returns on a regular basis, whether your are inspired by the American Hamptons (remember High Society with Grace Kelly) or the south of France St Tropez set.

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FTER YEARS of research into communication between partners we are pleased to announce we've cracked it. From now on we can save thousands of relationships from; unnecessary rows,

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This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes... arguments that begin with nothing usually end in ‘fine’ above.

‘Go Ahead': This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

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Well, we can now simplify this all by explaining 21 economic models with cows.

It is remarkable how much sense it all makes from this real world perspective!

SOCIALISM. You have 2 cows. You give one to your'neighbour.

BUREAUCRATISM. You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

A GERMAN CORPORATION. You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

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Gardening

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Why conserve Wild Plants?

After our well received article on Bumblebees last month we thought we would continue the theme with a little insight on how our wild flowers are faring across the countryside.

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CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR VEHICLES • •

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Remove the stereo if you can

Lock the doors and close the windows and sun roof when you leave the car- for any length of time.

Do not leave anything on displayeven a jacket can seem like an appealing target for a thief.

CRIME PREVENTION TIPS FOR BICYCLES/GARDEN EQUIPMENT • • • •

Always lock your bike, even if you are leaving it for a couple of minutes. Never leave it unattended. Get a good bike lock.

Think about having your bike/Garden equipment security marked or engraved.

Remember the saying! OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND

Many people take a great deal of trouble securing their home, please remember your garden shed has valuable items too! Until next time – keep safe!

Stalwart City

Grand Carlisle, Border City strong, Local traditions brave and long The site of many a stirring tale, O’erlooking Eden’s pleasant Vale.

Approaching from the southern side. Presents a fascinating ride, Proceeding then through Botchergate, A reconstruction scene, of late.

Current buildings in concrete cold Merging with structures, centuries old, Ancient and modern side by side, Heart of a city, Cumbrian Pride.

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