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Handy Dad: $25hr. When my kid is in school, I do small jobs around the house or office. Moving, lifting, fixing, organizing, yard work, furniture. Cleaning windows, attics, basements, kitchens. Car detailed. Walk dog. Prompt, reliable and always courteous. Contact Justin: 860-463-9397 Simsbury and East Granby: 1 and 2-bedroom apartments for rent. Please call Fish Enterprises for more information, 860-677-1381. Pick your own pumpkins at Tulmeadow Farm: 10-4. 255 Farms Village Road, West Simsbury, 860-658-1430. Ice Cream, Vegetables, Mums and lots of other good things. 9-8 at the Farm store everyday. Tulmeadowfarmstore.com

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The chili cheese dog at Riverside Sweets on RT 44, New Hartford. Use a fork.

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Thinking LOUD Out Fond Memories of One Week, Three Channels, and No Bill I was recently thinking about what the Fall TV season was like when I was a kid, and I’ve decided that it was much more compelling than today. Every new show from all three networks — OK, the only three networks — debuted during one exciting week. Now, shows come and go almost as quickly as my hot flashes, making it impossible to either keep up or get hooked. I suppose the thing that bugs me the most is that out of three networks that didn’t cost a cent, there was always something worth watching. Now, armed with more than a hundred channels (and exactly twice that number if you go backwards hoping for different shows, which is something I tend to do despite having a college degree), I can never find anything good to watch. “We pay for this,” I say to my husband. “I know,” says he. Then, after a short pause, he suggests I try going the other way. Thank God for that remote.

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House Sitter: available for homes in Simsbury, Avon, Canton and Granby. Reliable and responsible; Recent college graduate and currently employed. Great rates! Please call Jessica 860-930-0112.

Buying: Always buying old, used and antique woodworking, machinists’ and other hand tools and tool chests. Honest offers made at your home. Please call Cory Brassard. 860-613-1108.

Motorcycle for sale: 2007 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic. Great mid-size cruiser. Only 4,050 miles. Showroom condition, never been dropped. Everything is stock, customize it the way YOU want. $4,900. If interested contact Ryan at 860-712-3465.

Hair Stylists: Are you and your clients looking for a change? Our Red ken/Goldwell/logics salon may be just what you’re looking for. Let’s talk. Bill 860-658-0311. For Sale: Ariens Rear Engine Riding Mower w/leaf Collection System - $150.00. Call 860-675-6881. For Sale: Ariens snow blower Model 8524 with electric start. Excellent condition. Has light for night time snow removal. $485.00 Please call 860-729-5090.

Electrician: Brannack Electric, Inc. Upgrades, new wiring, lighting, phone, cable, service work. Residential/Commercial 24 hour emergency service. 860-242-6486. Wanted stylist/colorist: Career opportunity for enthusiastic client oriented licensed individual. Attractive starting salaries. Excellent benefits. Wella / Sebastian. Fax your resume. Please call 860-676-1307. 152 Simbury Rd. Bldg. 9. Avon, CT. 06001.

Week’s BEST Funnifieds “Six men, their faces covered with red bandanas, got out of the Cherokee carrying a knife, baseball bat, billy club and rolling pin,” said Davis, 20. “I knew when I saw the rolling pin that something bad was going to go down,” Davis said.

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DVDs: CDs and LPs: Most $.99$6.99. Buy 3; get 1 free. Stop by Trading Post at our new location across from Canton Citgo. 860-693-4679. Change your beliefs: change your world. This empowering workshop assists you in discovering your subconscious mind’s extraordinary ability to uncover limiting beliefs and change them. Limit 12. Call: Nishanto Kane. Certified Ericksonian Hypnotist, Master NLP Practitioner, Reconnection Practitioner. www.minddesigning.net. 860 658-9678. Dump Runs: Clean outs. Junk, trash, furniture, appliances, metal wood, brush removal from basements, attics, garages, businesses, yards. Serving central Connecticut. Stephen Tareila. 860-388-9362.

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Experienced in flooring sales: Commercial/residential contractor seeks experienced salesperson for commercial/ residential sales. Must be willing to canvas customers for outside sales. Compensation: minimal salary above commission. Immediate opening for aggressive person. Benefits available. Kevin 860-983-0248. COMPUTER SOLUTIONS: 10% off for first time customers. Virus removal, networking, laptop repair, parental controls, tutoring, web-design. PC or Mac. Expedited onsite service, guaranteed work. $55 hourly, 860-670-1862. CRITTER SITTERS LLC: Daily & vacation in-home pet care service, bonded/insured/experienced. Pets stay safe, healthy & happy at home while you’re away. Visit us at www.crittersittersct.com or call 860-214-5518.

Week’s BEST Bible Tips Are facing a crisis – Job 28:12-28; Prov. 8; Isa. 55.

Week’s Anecdotes BEST

A policeman arrives at the scene of what looks like a bad accident. There’s a pedestrian lying, unmoving, in the crosswalk. The driver of the car near-by says, “I swear, I never touched her. I saw her at the crosswalk and came to a complete stop. I smiled and waved for her to cross, and she fainted.”

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New Movie Releases Opening October 1, 2010 Case 39 Renee Zellweger stars as a family social services worker who gets caught up in the case of a mysterious, troubled young girl. MPAA Rating: R for violence and terror, including disturbing images. Let Me In A lonely 12-year-old befriends the strange new girl who’s moved into his building, only to discover that she’s not everything she seems. MPAA Rating: R for strong bloody horror violence, language and a brief sexual situation. The Social Network Jesse Eisenberg stars in the fictionalized story of Mark Zuckerberg, whose billion dollar idea became a revolution in communication. Barry Munday A suburban wannabe-ladies man wakes up in the hospital to realize he is missing one of his most prized possessions. MPAA Rating: R for sexual content and language. Chain Letter A group of six high school friends start getting killed off in gruesome ways after receiving an ominous email. MPAA Rating: R for strong bloody sadistic violence throughout, language and brief nudity.

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Week’s BEST Riddles What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

Get Pumped: Farmington Sanitation Services will pump your Septic Tank. Lowest rates. Schedule today, winter’s coming so don’t delay. Flush the rest, call the best. Lic. # 005926. Office 860-404-2990, cell 860-324-3034.

Windows: doors and siding. Replacement windows - all kinds. Porch enclosures and remodeling. A-1 Windows and Doors, LLC. Ct Reg. # 550804. Member of the BBB. a1windowsanddoors.com 860-651-9093.

Wanted: Driver with van including chair lift capability for periodic local area weekend trips. 860-673-0673.

FIREWOOD: Firewood for sale seasoned hardwood multiple cord discounts call Brian, 860-883-9048.

Week’s BEST Technically Challenged • My mother asked me to delete all her email contacts today because she didn’t want them seeing her emails. When I told her that’s not how it works, she began talking about how Facebook exploits privacy. I still don’t get how she thinks her email is Facebook. - Maggie L. • My parents insist on using both an atlas and a GPS when we’re on family trips so “We know the GPS is taking us the right way.” - Trent S.

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183 Bahre Corner Rd. • Canton (Rt. 44 west, right onto East Hill Rd., 2nd right onto Bahre Corner Rd.) 860-693-4039 Junk Car: Free Junk Car Removal. CASH paid on sight. No title, no problem. For fast service, call Mason Enterprises, LLC 860-874-1266. Uncontested divorce: Full representation in court. PLease call Alexander Rosenzweig, Attorney-at-law, Monday through Sunday, 10am9pm. Attorney’s fee, $600. Court filing fee, $300. Sheriff’s fee, $45. Simple bankruptcy, $899. simple will, $100. Real estate transactions. Reasonable. 860-586-8891, or 860-568-8871.

PRINCE of fall cleaning: Gutters hand-cleaned, rinsed, $50-plus. Windows cleaned in/out, $7 each. Siding handcleaned, $ 175-plus. Carpet removal, $80/room. Wood and Kitchen floors machine-cleaned, $70. Carpets shampooed, then steam-cleaned, $35/room. Dump runs, $80/truckload. Insured. Josh Langdon, 860-922-4621. Great Auto Rates: have never been better. With Homeowners included, it’s a winwin situation. Call now and save dollars. Lori Edgar Agency, 860-658-6500.

Dog Training Classes Simsbury: Fun indoor training classes for the family dog. Secret Lake Dog Training www.secretlakedogtraining.com 860-404-0038.

Artwork: Home portraits, done in pen & ink or watercolor. Visit www.woodlandspiritart.com for details or call for information. Portfolio available. Sally 860-977-9340.

DUMP RUNS: Furniture, appliances, garages, attics, junk, construction debris, fallen trees. Whole house clean outs. Save money; we remove your unwanted items. Lawn mowing. Fast service, 7-days-a-week. Granby, Simsbury, Avon, Farmington areas. Call Scott’s Discount Hauling. Cell 860-716-0555.

Guitar repair: I can make your instrument play to its full potential. Expert repairs, restorations, customizing on most stringed instruments. Over 35 years’ experience. All work guaranteed. For an appointment call Ron Bolduc’s Fretwerks, 860-916-8027.

Week’s Dadisms BEST “That’s the best way I know to put out an eye!” = Dad is being sarcastic here. What he means is, “Don’t run with that stick!” (Dads love sarcasm. It’s a great way to express their concern but still act tough.)

Arrests Jonathan Reyes West Simsbury, CT Arrested: 9/20/2010 Charged with Larceny in the 6th degree. Nathan Carter Granby, CT Arrested: 9/19/2010 Charges: Operation While Under the Influence and Operating without a license. James Sadlon Weatogue, CT Arrested: 9/19/210 Charges: Operation While Under the Influence, Reckless Driving, and Driving Too Fast in a Construction Zone. Shelby Mitchell Winsted, CT Arrested: 9/17/2010 Charge: Violation of Protective Order Igor Pekar Simsbury, CT Arrested: 9/17/2010 Charge: Violation of Probation Thomas Odland Simsbury, CT Arrested: 9/17/2010 Charge: Violation of Protective Order William Vorilhon Simsbury, CT Arrested: 9/16/2010 Charge: Disorderly Conduct

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Jacob Stella Avon, CT Arrested: 9/20/2010 Caught stealing metal shelving from the exterior of a closed business on New Britain Ave. Zachery Boswell Farmington, CT Arrested: 9/19/2010 Charges: Violation of Probation, Interfering With an Officer. While officers were serving a warrant Boswell attempted to avoid capture by hiding under a pile of clothing in his grandmother’s closet. Danielle Jacobs West Hartford, CT Arrested: 9/19/2010 Accused of shoplifting from Nordstrom’s West Farms Mall. Richard Stohl Plainville, CT Arrested: 9/22/2010 Disturbance in the parking lot of Tunxis Community College. Thomas Kelsey East Granby, CT Arrested: 09/07/2010 Charges: operation while under the influence liquor/drugs, drug, alcohol, and hearing tests, failure to drive in proper lane - multilane highway Robert Joseph Sanchee Simsbury, CT Arrested: 09/07/2010 Charged for operation with under the influence and failure to right.

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Tulmeadow Farm Store: Ice cream, Vegetables, Mums, Local fruit, too many other good things to mention individually. Open everyday 9-8 everyday, till 9:00 Friday & Saturday, 255 farms Village Road., West Simsbury. 860-658-1430. Tulmeadowfarmstore.com

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House Cleaning: I will clean your home for a good price, good references. Please call Gabriella Gomes, 860-478-9990.

Home: improvement/landscaping contractor. Specializing in design/installation/maintenance of all landscaping and home improvement needs. Fall cleanups/aeration/overseeding/gutter cleaning. Decks, walks, walls, patios. Bathroom, kitchen, basement remodeling. Tile/hardwood flooring. Interior painting, siding. Harvey windows/doors. John Little. License #622289. 518-361-9016, 860-658-5574. Creeture Comforts: inhome pet sitting, small-group doggie daycare and home-like canine boarding. Call Elayne Cree at 860-651-7773.

Private Investigator Services: Infidelity Investigations offers accurate and professional solutions pertaining to cases of infidelity, child custody, and elder abuse. Contact John for information 860-836-5781. Countertops Built: installed with a craftsman’s pride by Scott’s Cassin’s Custom Countertops. We are your reliable local fabricator for Corian, Formica, Wilsonart & more. attention to detail, honest value, no gimmicks. Visit our factory & showroom at the Tariffvile Mill, Simsbury. 860-218-3010 or www.scottscustomcountertops.com Crafters & Artisans Wanted: Juried craft fair October - December, weekends only. Choose one weekend or many, including Black friday. Contact Ravenswood Natural Health at 860-264-1587 for more information. FOR SALE: Limited two lime green chair mint condition. $65/b.o. Matching Wing Chairs perfect for office green/ burgundy $175. 860-673-8535.

Week’s BEST Funnifieds ATTENTION HOUSEWIVES IN WARREN COUNTY OR THE STATE OF OHIO: If your husband or varmint that you live with has bragged about getting a FREE CHRISTMAS TREE, It may be stolen! ROTTIE (Mr. Giggles): Good w/ children, well-mannered, championship bloodlines. House/leash trained. Great companion and performs lots of tricks, $1,200 OBO. Call 552-XXXX.

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Caregiver: Mature, responsible, home health aid, with clean driving record. Seeking position to take care of the elderly. Live in or out of their home. Available immediately. Excellent references available upon request. Call Jovia’s Care 860-558-7238 or 860-231-0588. Experienced bather: needed saturdays for a busy pet styling salon in Simsbury. Call Lori for more information. 860-651-1830. Canton Auto Exchange: Now servicing all makes. Specializing in imports. Special; timing belt, water pump, major service, $599. Most 4-cylinder vehicles. 860-693-9922. CITRUSOLUTION: offers you the best Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning! Rugs done on-site, eco-friendly, no soapy residues. Bob Belden, 860-217-0258. For Sale: Office Furniture 5 metal desks with draws $125.00 ea. 7 metal file cabinets 4 draw $60.00 ea. 2 sets of 3 workman lockers $75.00 ea. one fire file safe $190.00. 2 literature racks $25.00 ea. Please call 860-729-5090. Hayes Corn Maze: Opens Labor Day Weekend. $7, Kids $5 (5-13), under 4 Free! Group rates. 151 East St., N. Granby. hazemaze.com, 860-653-4157.

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Week’s BEST Funnifieds In a funeral parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”

We take your brown - you save your green

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Week’s TIPS BEST

Walk around old Collins Factory in Collinsville to educate your kids about the use of water power in the manufacturing process.Very easy to see. Surprising that local schools have missed the opportunity.

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Powerwashing Kings: Others wash, we clean. Gutter black lines/streaks, black mildew, green mold, dirt, grease and grime, gone. Pressureless house washing, like bringing the spa to your house. Insured. Visit thepowerwashingkings.com. 860-839-1000. Got Yardwork?: Outdoor maintenance company looking for new customers. Specializing in seasonal mowing contracts, Fall and Spring yard clean-ups, gutter cleaning and power-washing. Quality work at affordable rates. Call for a free, no obligation quote. Insured. Registration # HIC 0620002. Mark Hartwell Building LLC, 860-480-2045. CASH: paid for newer wrecked cars and trucks, running or not. Licensed auto recycler. Stewarts Used Auto Parts. 1-800-726-0871 or 860-379-7541.

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LARGE ART MURALS: Painted using Eco-Friendly watercolors and acrylics on large natural canvas. Modern/Contemporary. Love the use of color. Any size, for any room in your home, office or business. Recent college graduate and aspiring artist. Please call Jessica for portfolio and requests at 860-930-0112. PAINTING: Painting/ Remodeling; Powerwashing; Staining; Deck/Window Renewal. CT Lic. Insured. Honest & reliable. Services by Decor Painting, LLC. Free Estimates. 860-805-0887, Jacob. Massage Therapist Wanted: Part-time. Tuesday 9am-1pm. Thursday 8:30-2pm. Friday 8:30-1pm. Saturday 12:304:30pm. Fax your resume to 860-676-1307. Billiard Warehouse: Pool tables, new and used. Moving and repair service, refelts. Quality work. Reasonable rates. www.billiard-warehouse-ct.com. Canton, CT. 860-693-1565.

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William H. Atkinson Avon, CT: 860-693-3207 • Westport, CT: 203-227-3630

Weather 9/28/2010 Tuesday A couple of showers possible. High 74°. Low 56°

A climate controlled storage facility with free moving van and movers available!

9/29/2010 Wednesday Thunderstorms possible. High 78°. Low 58° 9/30/2010 Thursday Periods of Rain. High75°. Low 52°

We are centrally located at 123R West Street, behind Gulf and Salters, in Simsbury

10/1/2010 Friday Cooler; A shower in the A.M. High 64°. Low 51° 10/2/2010 Saturday Times of sun and clouds. High 59°. Low 42° 10/3/2010 Sunday Mostly sunny. High 58°. Low 44°

December 31, 2010

10/4/2010 Monday Mostly sunny and warmer. High 68°. Low 50°

Kitchen & Bathroom countertops

Bill Selig Jewelers

Scott Cassin’s Custom Countertops

Your Jewelry Box May be Your Treasure Chest

Every job built & installed by Scott & his team. No Subcontractors are ever used. Visit Our Showroom at The Tariffville Mill, Simsbury HIC #584361

Call 860-218-3010

Bring in your old GOLD & DIAMONDS and let our designers create something new for you, or simply turn your gold and diamonds into CASH!

712 Hopmeadow St., Simsbury 860-651-0555 161 Broad St., Windsor 860-688-3111

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SEPTIC: pumping: Don’t get caught with a mess! Our friendly staff can assist you with any questions you may have. Over 25 years experience. Knowledgeable, certified, licensed. Christopher Bryant Co. 860-651-7060. Electrolysis: Safe, permanent hair removal. State licensed professional electrologist. Over 18 years’ experience, board certified. Free private consultation. Donna Crump, 860-678-1972. Tag Sale: Saturday, October 2, 9-3p.m. Furniture, Ethan Allen bedroom set with 2 twin beds, night stand, women’s dresser with mirror. Stools, chairs, misc. dishware, games, comforters set, sports equipment. 53 Hartford Ave., Granby, CT. Computer: slowed to a crawl? Pop-ups? Virus? Contact Computer Cleaners. 20 years experience. Reasonable rates. Robdam@comcast.net. 860-966-3592. Ken’s Home Improvement: Small and large jobs including finished basements, room restorations, exterior/interior trim. Senior discounts. Free Estimates. Licensed, insured. 860-413-9447.

PAINTING: special, $125. One coat, regular size room. Includes ceiling, walls, simple trim, Benjamin Moore paint. Exterior. Super references. Free estimates. Connecticut license #580824. Call Boris Painting, 860-233-6367. WELDING: Stainless steel, aluminum and steel. Custom fabrication. Small jobs welcome. 30 years experience. Meticulous work. Calls promptly returned. Sottile Welding, 11-C, Herman Drive, Simsbury, migtig@cox.net, 860-380-7420.

Sottile

Welding, LLC

• Aluminum • StAinleSS • Steel • mig. tig & Arc Welding • FAbricAtion PoRtaBle aluminum tig WelDing Bill Sottile 860-380-7420 migtig@cox.net 11c Herman Dr., Simsbury Calls Promptly Returned

For Sale: Stand Alone Portable Basketball Hoop. Call 860-675-6881. Hypnosis: Stop smoking, remove self-sabotaging habits: re: depression, anxiety, release limiting beliefs, address health converns and more. Also offering Reconnective Healing Nishanto Kane Certified Ericksonian Hypnotist, Master NLP Practitioner, Reconnection Practitioner www.minddesigning.net. 860 658-9678.

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CHIMNEY AIR DUCT & CLEANING DRYER VENT Since 1965

FULLY 860-658-5709 LICENSED

CLEANING &

REPAIR

CA$H for your CAR We buy cars & trucks, 1990 & newer, IMMEDIATE CASH - Highest prices paid

Don’t trade it - We’ll BUY IT! AMERICAN AUTO WHOLESALERS (860) 729-9918

Week’s BEST Technically Challenged • I set my dad’s email up as his homepage at his office. Now, when he is home, he thinks that he can’t look at his email because it “only goes to his office.” - Matt A. • My mom asked me if text messages could get the busy signal. - Daniel Z. • My mom just recently got a new phone that came with a plastic covering over the place where the charger is plugged in. She is always paranoid about the flap being left open because she thinks the charge will seep out if it isn’t. - Maraya W. • My mom thought that, to get music on your ipod, you had to come to the apple store with a list of all the songs you wanted and that “they would put them on for you.” - Ady P • The other day my mom asked me where she could buy an urbandictionary... - Ali R. • My dad asked if our internet would be faster if he put exclamation points at the end of website addresses. - Reginald D. • When I tell my dad to click on something on the computer he always, without fail, asks “Right, left, or both clicks?” - Spencer H. 14

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Computer slowed to a crawl? Pop-Ups? Virus?

COMPUTER CLEANERS

- Same Day On-Site Repair & Remote Support - Home & Business Computer/ Networking Full Service Provider - New/Custom Built & Refurbished Computers, Flat Panel Monitors & Printers For Sale - Home Office/Small Office Work Flow Solutions & Design - 20 Years’ Experience, Reasonable Rates

860-966-3592

Climate Controlled Self Storage: The only humidity controlled storage in the Farmington Valley. West Street Storage, Simsbury. 860-988-0002. Packers/Jets: Tickets wanted by 12-year old diehard Packers fan and his dad for Oct 31st game. Reasonably priced, please. Call 860-380-7420. Dogfood: Timerberwolf organics, Aunt Jeni Homemade 4life, Abandy. Now all-natural canned or dry. Go-grain free, mulligans stew. Kibble or raw. Delivery available. Low prices. 860-836-4420 or 860-678-8467. Embroidery Frame & Stand For Sale: Used only once. In perfect condition. $40. Phone Louine King 860-217-1277 and leave word. Weight Loss Workshop: using hypnosis. 7 weeks. 2 hours on Thursday evenings. Limit 12. Starts Nov 4th to Dec 16th. Location:Simsbury, CT. Reserve your space today. Call Nishanto Kane, Certified Ericksonian Hypnotist, Master NLP Practitioner, Reconnection Practitioner. www.minddesigning.net, 860-658-9678.

ROBDAM@COMCAST.NET Insurance: We specialize in insuring small businesses. Artisans, contractors, offices, commercial/ residential plus reaatil and service businesses. Credit cards accepted. Lori Edgar Agency, Simsbury. Please call 860-658-6500. BUYING: Why sell for less? We at Gallery One buy old books, old costume/gold/antique jewelry, postcards, paintings, coins, stamps, silver antiques, estates, etc. Any condition. 25+ years experience. Call Ed or Tami 860-658-1191 or email tami.z@resourcebooks.net. Salls Simsbury Septic Serivce: will donate $10 in our name to the youth scholarship fund of your choice with your patronage. www.simsburyseptic. com. Frank Salls, 860-658-SAVE. Black distressed Bookcase: with stained beadboard. Brand spanking new - I made a mistake and it doesn’t work for me! 6’ tall X 36” wide X 12 “ deep. Beautiful piece. Purchased 3 weeks ago for $450 will sell for $300. 860-658-6791. Tree: work, logging, land clearing, firewood, dump runs, and scrap removal. Pete Nicolle, CT lic. #000567. logger444@gmail.com. Call 24/7, 860-712-8583.

Week’s TIPS BEST

Local tomato. In the day of the $6.00 fresh, local tomato you can get one the same size at Case’s Farm Rt. 179 North Canton for $1.50. september 28, 2010

DONATE: your car or truck for fire department extrication courses. Stewart’s Auto, 860-379-7541. Universal Gym: Yukon Fitness Caribou System III. All parts and manuals. Buyer must disassemble and move. $750.00 or BO. Ask for Matt. Daily from 8:30 to 5:00PM. 860-653-1972. Handy Dad: $25hr. When my kid is in school, I do small jobs around the house or office. Moving, lifting, fixing, organizing, yard work, furniture. Cleaning windows, attics, basements, kitchens. Car detailed. Walk dog. Prompt, reliable and always courteous. Contact Justin: 860-463-9397 Simsbury and East Granby: 1 and 2-bedroom apartments for rent. Please call Fish Enterprises for more information, 860-677-1381. Pick your own pumpkins at Tulmeadow Farm: 10-4. 255 Farms Village Road, West Simsbury, 860-658-1430. Ice Cream, Vegetables, Mums and lots of other good things. 9-8 at the Farm store everyday. Tulmeadowfarmstore.com

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acres

VERMONT 49

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West Danville. 49 acres with restored home only $250,000. No real estate agents are involved. For details call

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SAVE ON POLLUTION GET THOSE OLD TANKS OUT! • Complete Removal & Installation • Emergency Replacement Oil Tank Removal & Replacement • Additional Tank Installation Call for a quote today! • Underground Tank Removal • Soil Testing, Soil Removal • Disposal of Contaminated Soil

Unionville Tank Removal 860-675-8260

Week’s BEST Tips

State of CT Licensed Contractor #HIC. 0607304

French fries. 5 Guys Burgers and Fries. Next to Big Y and WalMart RT. 44 Avon. If you can find anything close to these let me know and I’ll buy them FOR you.

GO GREEN

Week’s BEST Bible Tips

september 28, 2010

Bear a grudge — Luke 6; II Cor. 4; Eph. 4.

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Pub Menu Available

Special Occasions

Roofing, Siding, Windows & More! Specializing in Exterior Renovations... Creating a H A R M O N Y between customer, contractor and community.

Specializing in Northern Italian Cuisine Happy Hour Buffet: tues.-fri. 4-6

Weddings • Showers & Rehearsals Holiday & Birthday Parties • Meetings

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College How to eat when Survival you’re broke

GUIDE

-Look for free samples. Try grocery stores -Share your friends’ bounty. -Offer to deliver food (without a tip) -Make friends at restaurants and bars. -Participate in on-campus extracurricular activities. -Attend Happy Hour. -Sample the condiment bar. -Crash parties. -Stake out hotel hallways -Dumpster dive -Eat fast food -Look for specials and sales -Buy generic -Eat beans -Eat pasta -Eat a baked potato -Eat canned goods -Go for quantity, not quality 16

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Call Now for our Fall Roofing SALE For Sale: 1985 Porshe 944 - 25 years young! Light brown, excellent minor project car. Body in great shape. Needs windshield, power steering rack, rear carpet, possible head gasket. $1200 or best offer. Call Mike at 860-309-3221. Walls, Walkways and Patios: 20 years experience. Call Valley’s, 860-693-4355.

For Nothing:

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For Sale: 2008 Chevy Malibu LS, Charcoal Grey, 53,000 Miles, Well Maintained, Commuter Car, $9500.00 obo, 860-869-7474. PARENTING COURSE: 4 Session Course based on book, BEYOND CONSEQUENCES. Love based approach to parenting children w/ severe behaviors. Call Sherry 860 841-7943.

Pine Trees: 4’, $35. 6’, $75. 4’ spruce trees, $40. Includes planting. Guaranteed. Pruned, fast growing. Nice trees for screening. Delivered. 20 years’ experience. Licensed. Dwright’s trees, 860-485-4330. Buying: Always buying old, used and antique woodworking, machinists’ and other hand tools and tool chests. Honest offers made at your home. Please call Cory Brassard. 860-613-1108. Hair Stylists: Are you and your clients looking for a change? Our Red ken/Goldwell/logics salon may be just what you’re looking for. Let’s talk. Bill 860-658-0311. For Sale: Ariens Rear Engine Riding Mower w/leaf Collection System - $150.00. Call 860-675-6881.

Week’s BEST Funnifieds Hairobe`rt: If we can’t make you look good…You Ugly! 757 XXXXX 1347 Germantown Parkway Cordowa, TN • Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : “ DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS “ • “Lester, this is Dawn. Please be assured that I will be getting married no matter what you or my dysfunctional sister have to say. We might have to go to Canada or Mexico but we will be getting married. I get what I want and this is very important to me. Lester, you have a few secrets of your own that you want to keep down low, so watch out!”

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3,7 or 17 CubiC Yard Loads deLivered SImScrOfT-EchO farmS, Inc.

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call 860 658-3676 Credit Cards accepted

For Sale: Ariens snow blower Model 8524 with electric start. Excellent condition. Has light for night time snow removal. $485.00 Please call 860-729-5090. COMPUTER SOLUTIONS: 10% OFF FOR FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS! Virus removal, networking, laptop repair, parental controls, tutoring, web-design. PC or Mac. Expedited onsite service, guaranteed work. $55 hourly 860-670-1862. Boat For Sale: 1978 Penn Yan 26 ft. Twin Chryslers 318’s, many upgrades, needs TLC. $5,000 or best offer. 860-693-8532 For Sale: 2008 Chevy Malibu LS, Charcoal Grey, 53,000 Miles, Well Maintained, Commuter Car, $9500.00 obo, 860869-7474. Electrician: Brannack Electric, Inc. Upgrades, new wiring, lighting, phone, cable, service work. Residential/Commercial 24 hour emergency service. 860-242-6486. Wanted stylist/colorist: Career opportunity for enthusiastic client oriented licensed individual. Attractive starting salaries. Excellent benefits. Wella / Sebastian. Fax your resume.

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Please call 860-676-1307. 152 Simbury Rd. Bldg. 9. Avon, CT. 06001. Free Junk Removal: CASH paid on sight. No title, no problem. For fast service, call Mason Enterprises, LLC. 860-874-1266.

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Week’s Anecdotes BEST

• Traffic is terrible these days, and parking is even worse. The other day in Baltimore I saw a City tow truck impounding a car illegally parked. While the guy was hooking up the car, another motorist was stopped behind him, patiently waiting to pull into the spot.   • My daughter asked me one time, “Daddy, before you married Mommie, who told you how to drive ?” • Actually if ya think about it, you really don’t need a whole lot of manners if you’re driving a 35 ton truck.

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SALLS Simsbury Septic

Very High BTU’s Premium Softwood

Service

Simsbury’s Only

Owned & Operated

High BTU’s Hardwood Pellet

Frank Salls Owner/Operator

Your patronage results in a $10 donation in your name to the Youth Scholarship Fund of your choice.

SALLS

860-658-SAVE

JP MASONRY CUSTOM DESIGNED & HAND CRAFTED COMPLETE INTERIOR & EXTERIOR JP FABRICATIONS SPECIALIZED BRICK & STONE WORK PATIOS • WALK WAYS • WALLS • TERRACES • VENEERS JOHN P. ELPI 860-480-5902

Week’s BEST Riddles

I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.     - Stove, fire, smoke 18

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Medium BTU’s Premium Hardwood www.tristatepellets.com

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A Green Biomass Company

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Dog Training: Dog Training at My Dog’s Daycare in Avon! Want to train your dog without constant food and no harsh corrections? Contact Wendy Shaw for public & private lessons. 860-306-3517. Classes forming now! Obedience & Agility Fun! Windows: doors and siding. Replacement windows - all kinds. Porch enclosures and remodeling. A-1 Windows and Doors, LLC. Ct Reg. # 550804. Member of the BBB. a1windowsanddoors.com 860-651-9093. Wanted: Driver with van including chair lift capability for periodic local area weekend trips. 860-673-0673. Get Pumped: Farmington Sanitation Services will pump your Septic Tank. Lowest rates. Schedule today, winter’s coming so don’t delay. Flush the rest, call the best. Lic. # 005926. Office 860-404-2990, cell 860-324-3034.

Week’s TIPS BEST

Short hike. Walk over the trestle bridge (part of the Rails to Trails system) turn around and walk back into Collinsville to see antiques at The Farmington Valley Antiques Center – or stop at the Crown and Hammer Pub.

september 28, 2010

Mom was right. Again.

When it was time to select an Ob-Gyn, Michelle followed her mother's advice. She chose a physician affiliated with The Family BirthPlace at The Hospital of Central Connecticut at New Britain General. That's where Michelle was born. And it's where Michelle proudly delivered her daughter Kali. Michelle's mom Jan knew about the exceptional doctors and nurses, who deliver world-class care, with a warm and compassionate touch. And she felt secure knowing that highly sophisticated medical care was on site, 24/7, should her grandchild need it. The Family BirthPlace at The Hospital of Central Connecticut. Where families are born. For a referral to one of our physicians, call 800-321-6244. For a free baby bib, call 1-888-224-4440.

The Hospital of

Central Connecticut at New Britain General www.thocc.org

Above: Michelle Saucier (right), with her daughter Kali, and mom, Jan Saucier. september 28, 2010

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We have

PUMPKINS

FREE HayRidEs

to Pick Your Own Pumpkins! Every Weekend in October and Columbus Day 10am-5pm (weather permitting)

FALL

Our Own Hardy

Avon Junior Women’s Club

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are ready to sell! Open 9-6 Everyday through October Visit us online at www.thepickinpatch.com

Nod Rd. (Avon/Simsbury Line)

860-677-9552

Cornstalks, straw Bales, Gourds, Mini Pumpkins & More!

...is hosting a Fall and Winter

Infant and Children’s “Whale of a Sale” Consignment Sale Now booking for holiday parties

Friday, October 1, 5-8 pm ($5 admission) & Saturday, October 2, 9am-2 pm (admission is free)

Thursday Night monday Night football Specials Burt Teague Jam 35¢ wings friday night $3.99 coors Light 23 oz. football mugs chris Lynch

at the Avon Senior Center, 635 West Avon Rd., Avon, CT For more info, or to request a seller number, contact Heather at (860) 693-8495 or visit us on the web at

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Happy Hour mon-fri 3-6 food & drink Specials

Sunday

11am - 2:30 pm New York Times Sunday Brunch

NfL Sunday Ticket watch any game! Hours: 7 days a week open at 11am Sun-Wed closed at 11pm, Thurs-Sat open ‘til 1am

17 R East Granby Road, Granby, CT

860-844-1060

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4 Door Sedan —32074 mi Ext: White — Int:Biege/Grey Eng: 2.4L I4 16V Trans: 6-Speed Automatic

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This holiday season, receive a $50 mail-in rebate with your purchase of select Hunter Douglas window fashions with patented PowerRise® or PowerGlide® motorized systems. Precisely adjust your shades by remote control and set the mood for any occasion. Ask for details. Maher’s Paint & Wallcovering, LLC 369 W Main St Route 44 Avon CT M-F: 7:30-5:30 Saturday 7:30-5:00 Closed Sundays 860-678-1200 maherspaint.hdspd.com

Lifetime Guarantee

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Great Pumpkin Fair

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it’s that time again...

our animal photographer will be here october 19 & 20. Book now! Space is limited.

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• Hardwood Pellets • Firewood • Decorative Stone • Equipment Rentals • Trap Rock • Process

• Pavers • Loam • Nico Lock Pavers • Dust • Propane • Gourds

• Grass Seed • Fertilizer • Straw Bales

Rentals Excavator/ Skid Steer

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Making Properties Special For Over 20 Years

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Mark’s Landscaping Supply

15 Hudson Drive • Southwick, MA 01077 • 413-569-9970 A Full Service Professional Company Fall Cleanups/Leaf Vacuuming • Mulching • Stump Grinding • Aeration/Overseeding Lawn/Bed Installation • Masonry/Patio/Walkway Repair • Gutter Cleaning Fertilization/Weed Controls • Shrub & Hedge Trimming • Professional Pruning

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Aborist S-5402 • Ornamental & Turf Lic. # B-2432

860-409-2160

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Two Boats, 24’: Fiberglass, center console w/ trailer, 200 hp Mercy outboard first $3,000 takes it. 15’ aluminum flat bottom fishing boat w/50 hp Mercy + Trailer, 1st $1,500 takes it. 860-653-0840. FIREWOOD: Firewood for sale seasoned hardwood multiple cord discounts call Brian, 860-883-9048. Junk Car: Free Junk Car Removal. CASH paid on sight. No title, no problem. For fast service, call Mason Enterprises, LLC 860-874-1266. Uncontested divorce: Full representation in court. PLease call Alexander Rosenzweig, Attorney-at-law, Monday through Sunday, 10am9pm. Attorney’s fee, $600. Court filing fee, $300. Sheriff’s fee, $45. Simple bankruptcy, $899. simple will, $100. Real estate transactions. Reasonable. 860-586-8891, or 860-568-8871.

• Countertops • Fireplaces •Vanities • Kitchen & Bathroom Remodeling

860-231-8262

Major Credit Cards Accepted

Dog Training Classes Simsbury: Fun indoor training classes for the family dog. Secret Lake Dog Training www.secretlakedogtraining.com 860-404-0038. DUMP RUNS: Furniture, appliances, garages, attics, junk, construction debris, fallen trees. Whole house clean outs. Save money; we remove your unwanted items. Lawn mowing. Fast service, 7-days-a-week. Granby, Simsbury, Avon, Farmington areas. Call Scott’s Discount Hauling. Cell 860-716-0555. PRINCE of fall cleaning: Gutters hand-cleaned, rinsed, $50-plus. Windows cleaned in/out, $7 each. Siding handcleaned, $ 175-plus. Carpet removal, $80/room. Wood and Kitchen floors machine-cleaned, $70. Carpets shampooed, then steam-cleaned, $35/room. Dump runs, $80/truckload. Insured. Josh Langdon, 860-922-4621.

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HIC #0615739

Great Auto Rates: have never been better. With Homeowners included, it’s a winwin situation. Call now and save dollars. Lori Edgar Agency, 860-658-6500.

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DBC Interiors Inc. Fully Licensed & Insured

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With Decades of Experience Visit Our Showroom

860-688-5878

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Experienced bather: needed saturdays for a busy pet styling salon in Simsbury. Call Lori for more information. 860-651-1830.

Crafters & Artisans Wanted: Juried craft fair October - December, weekends only. Choose one weekend or many, including Black friday. Contact Ravenswood Natural Health at 860-264-1587 for more information.

CITRUSOLUTION: offers you the best Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning! Rugs done on-site, eco-friendly, no soapy residues. Bob Belden, 860-217-0258.

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Growing Family Practice needs full time experienced assistant to join our warm and caring staff. Use of intra-oral camera, computerized dental charting, and digital x-ray expected. Attractive salary and benefits available. Come work in an exceptionally pleasant environment!

Canton Auto Exchange: Now servicing all makes. Specializing in imports. Special; timing belt, water pump, major service, $599. Most 4-cylinder vehicles. 860-693-9922.

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AMANA: refrigerator gaskets for sale and door handles, white like new. Refrigerator has bottom pull-out freezer. # ABB222FEQ. Bisc color. 860-521-1849. CASH: paid for newer wrecked cars and trucks, running or not. Licensed auto recycler. Stewarts Used Auto Parts. 1-800-726-0871 or 860-379-7541. LARGE ART MURALS: Painted using Eco-Friendly watercolors and acrylics on large natural canvas. Modern/Contemporary. Love the use of color. Any size, for any room in your home, office or business. Recent college graduate and aspiring artist. Please call Jessica for portfolio and requests at 860-930-0112. PAINTING: Painting/ Remodeling; Powerwashing; Staining; Deck/Window Renewal. CT Lic. Insured. Honest & reliable. Services by Decor Painting, LLC. Free Estimates. 860-805-0887, Jacob.

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Massage Therapist Wanted: Part-time. Tuesday 9am-1pm. Thursday 8:30-2pm. Friday 8:30-1pm. Saturday 12:304:30pm. Fax your resume to 860-676-1307. Billiard Warehouse: Pool tables, new and used. Moving and repair service, refelts. Quality work. Reasonable rates. www.billiard-warehouse-ct.com. Canton, CT. 860-693-1565. SEPTIC: pumping: Don’t get caught with a mess! Our friendly staff can assist you with any questions you may have. Over 25 years experience. Knowledgeable, certified, licensed. Christopher Bryant Co. 860-651-7060. Electrolysis: Safe, permanent hair removal. State licensed professional electrologist. Over 18 years’ experience, board certified. Free private consultation. Donna Crump, 860-678-1972. Tag Sale: Saturday, October 2, 9-3p.m. Furniture, Ethan Allen bedroom set with 2 twin beds, night stand, women’s dresser with mirror. Stools, chairs, misc. dishware, games, comforters set, sports equipment. 53 Hartford Ave., Granby, CT.

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Packers/Jets: Tickets wanted by 12-year old diehard Packers fan and his dad for Oct 31st game. Reasonably priced, please. Call 860-380-7420. Dogfood: Timerberwolf organics, Aunt Jeni Homemade 4life, Abandy. Now all-natural canned or dry. Go-grain free, mulligans stew. Kibble or raw. Delivery available. Low prices. 860-836-4420 or 860-678-8467.

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• My mother just asked me if it was safe to use her laptop while soaking her feet in water. Apparently she was afraid that the laptop would somehow electrocute her if her feet were wet. No matter how I assured her that laptops don’t work that way, she still wasn’t reassured. So her solution? She unplugged the laptop, because that would make it “safer”, and then used it while soaking her feet. - Anonymous

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-Focus on one parent (the one most likely to dole out the funds). Don’t be ashamed to use terms of endearment, i.e. “Mommy”, “Daddy”, etc. -Make the request in person. “Reluctantly” make the request on a trip home and look embarrassed to be asking for a handout. -Write a letter if you are unable to ask in person. Follow up with a phone call. -Tell a sob story. Tell them a job will cut in on your studying time and you are not sure about working late in that neighborhood. -Highlight your accomplishments. -Be specific about how much you need. -Emphasize the intangible things the money will buy -Send a Thank-You note to express your gratitude o n l i n e at t h e va l l e y c r i e r . c o m

Insurance: We specialize in insuring small businesses. Artisans, contractors, offices, commercial/ residential plus reaatil and service businesses. Credit cards accepted. Lori Edgar Agency, Simsbury. Please call 860-658-6500.

G.I. Joe: Figures and vehicles for sale from 1982-1983. 12 figures, 5 vehicles perfect condition. 860-236-4352. Black distressed Bookcase: with stained beadboard. Brand spanking new - I made a mistake and it doesn’t work for me! 6’ tall X 36” wide X 12 “ deep. Beautiful piece. Purchased 3 weeks ago for $450 will sell for $300. 860-658-6791. Tree: work, logging, land clearing, firewood, dump runs, and scrap removal. Pete Nicolle, CT lic. #000567. logger444@gmail.com. Call 24/7, 860-712-8583. DONATE: your car or truck for fire department extrication courses. Stewart’s Auto, 860-379-7541.

Week’s BEST Funnifieds • I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own. • At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”

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Weight Loss Workshop: using hypnosis. 7 weeks. 2 hours on Thursday evenings. Limit 12. Starts Nov 4th to Dec 16th. Location:Simsbury, CT. Reserve your space today. Call Nishanto Kane, Certified Ericksonian Hypnotist, Master NLP Practitioner, Reconnection Practitioner. www.minddesigning.net, 860-658-9678.

Antique Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine: Made in Bridgeport, CT. Family heirloom. Has all parts for sewing, needs belt to wheel. $150 can email pictures. 860-471-0907.

• In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.” • On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: “38 years on the same spot.”

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Apple Cider. Hogan’s Cider Mill, RT 4 Harwinton where you can see it pressed and talk with owner Theresa Dunlop about the fermentation of hard cider and sample some; Hickory Ledges Farm and Cider Mill, Bahre Corner Rd., Canton, 860 693-4039.Why buy that murky sweetened stuff at a grocery store when you can get this clear all natural treat that tastes exactly like biting into a fresh apple?

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Week’s BEST Technically Challenged • Someone asked my dad for an email address, so he handed the phone to me after explaining to them that he was going to have his daughter tell them since it was kind of complicated with funny characters. The email address was only 4 characters long and the funny symbol was @. - Megan Z. 30

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Week’s BEST Funnifieds • In a Florida maternity ward: “No children allowed.” • In the offices of a loan company: “Ask about our plans for owning your home.” • In a New York medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center” • On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”

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Where Children Come First Quality learning and child care at affordable rates Hourly, Daily or Weekly Serving Children and Families since 1976 6 weeks thru 8 years Our age appropriate programs feature the Connecticut Preschool Curriculum and the “Letter People” Lunch, snacks, field trips, swim lessons, specials and more with no additional fees

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For Sale: Mongrel collection of golf clubs. Good for duffer or knocking out windows on Escalade. Tiger at 911. Deadbolts: and doorknobs, locks and keys, that’s my business, and I aim to please. Door closers, door knockers, even safes, too. No need to fuss, because I’ll come to you. Lic. # 560129. 24-hour emergency service. Lock, Stock & Barrel Locksmithing, Simsbury, 860-658-0542. Simsbury and East Granby: 1 and 2-bedroom apartments for rent. Please call Fish Enterprises for more information, 860-677-1381. Pick your own pumpkins at Tulmeadow Farm: 10-4. 255 Farms Village Road, West Simsbury, 860-658-1430. Ice Cream, Vegetables, Mums and lots of other good things. 9-8 at the Farm store everyday. Tulmeadowfarmstore.com

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For Sale: 1985 Porshe 944 - 25 years young! Light brown, excellent minor project car. Body in great shape. Needs windshield, power steering rack, rear carpet, possible head gasket. $1200 or best offer. Call Mike at 860-309-3221. Walls, Walkways and Patios: 20 years experience. Call Valley’s, 860-693-4355. For Sale: 2008 Chevy Malibu LS, Charcoal Grey, 53,000 Miles, Well Maintained, Commuter Car, $9500.00 obo, 860-869-7474. For Sale: 1966 Cub Cadet 123 Garden Tractor. 12 horse power Kohler engine 8 years old. Hydrostatic lift does not work, so mower deck is inoperable. Tremendous machine for hauling tree trunks, large rocks. Has cast steel wheel weights. Built like a tank, all steel construction $650. 860-670-3326. Electrician: Eriksson Electric. Get connected to the Swedish Connection. Over 40 years’ experience. No job too small. Reasonable rates. Free estimates. Fully insured. License #10362. 860-521-1849.

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Full time clinical management position for experienced hospice/home care manager with strong clinical and management skills. In collaboration with nursing managers, plan, coordinate and supervise our Hospice Program and its dedicated Hospice Team. Our non-profit Agency has an outstanding reputation and is a stable, positive environment in which to use your talents and meet your professional goals. One of the following educational/experience requirements must be met: 1. MSW and at least one year supervisory or administrative experience in a hospice program or home health agency; or 2. MSN and at least one year supervisory or administrative experience in a hospice program or home health agency; or 3. BSN and at least two years supervisory or administrative experience in a hospice program or home health agency. Experience with Allscripts software a plus. Please email cover letter and resume to imuir@farmingtonvalleyvna.org, att: Incy S. Muir Farmington Valley VNA, Inc. 8 Old Mill Lane, Simsbury, CT 06070 Equal Opportunity Employer www.farmingtonvalleyvna.org

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Another Stop And Rob Story

A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

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A South Carolina man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.

• A Good, Honest Crook!

A bank robber was arrested the day after the robbery at a motel near the state line only twenty or thirty miles away. Why did he stop so close to the scene of the crime? He explained he was on parole and couldn’t cross the state line without permission from his parole officer. • Why is it that when most people drive everyone going slower than they are is a moron, and those going faster are maniacs ?

Buying: Always buying old, used and antique woodworking, machinists’ and other hand tools and tool chests. Honest offers made at your home. Please call Cory Brassard. 860-613-1108. Hair Stylists: Are you and your clients looking for a change? Our Red ken/Goldwell/logics salon may be just what you’re looking for. Let’s talk. Bill 860-658-0311. For Sale: Ariens Rear Engine Riding Mower w/leaf Collection System - $150.00. Call 860-675-6881. For Sale: Ariens snow blower Model 8524 with electric start. Excellent condition. Has light for night time snow removal. $485.00 Please call 860-729-5090.

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House Sitter: available for homes in Simsbury, Avon, Canton and Granby. Reliable and responsible; Recent college graduate and currently employed. Great rates! Please call Jessica 860-930-0112. Dog Sitter: available for in-home pet sitting on the weekdays & weekends in Simsbury, Avon, Canton & Granby. Reliable and responsible; Recent college graduate and currently employed, who loves dogs. Please call Jessica 860-930-0112. Electrician: Brannack Electric, Inc. Upgrades, new wiring, lighting, phone, cable, service work. Residential/Commercial 24 hour emergency service. 860-242-6486. Wanted stylist/colorist: Career opportunity for enthusiastic client oriented licensed individual. Attractive starting salaries. Excellent benefits. Wella / Sebastian. Fax your resume. Please call 860-676-1307. 152 Simbury Rd. Bldg. 9. Avon, CT. 06001.

For Sale: Reproduction Queen Anne tall dresser. Six drawers, 84” x 48” Fair condition. $75. 860-729-2393. For Sale: Four outdoor canvas folding chairs with cup holders. Solid frames, medium blue canvas. Pretty good condition. $25. 860-729-2393. Change your beliefs: change your world. This empowering workshop assists you in discovering your subconscious mind’s extraordinary ability to uncover limiting beliefs and change them. Limit 12. Call: Nishanto Kane. Certified Ericksonian Hypnotist, Master NLP Practitioner, Reconnection Practitioner. www.minddesigning.net. 860 658-9678. Dump Runs: Clean outs. Junk, trash, furniture, appliances, metal wood, brush removal from basements, attics, garages, businesses, yards. Serving central Connecticut. Stephen Tareila. 860-388-9362. Experienced in flooring sales: Commercial/residential contractor seeks experienced salesperson for commercial/ residential sales. Must be willing to canvas customers for outside sales. Compensation: minimal salary above commission. Immediate opening for aggressive person. Benefits available. Kevin 860-983-0248.

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COMPUTER SOLUTIONS: 10% off for first time customers. Virus removal, networking, laptop repair, parental controls, tutoring, web-design. PC or Mac. Expedited onsite service, guaranteed work. $55 hourly, 860-670-1862. CRITTER SITTERS LLC: Daily & vacation in-home pet care service, bonded/insured/experienced. Pets stay safe, healthy & happy at home while you’re away. Visit us at www.crittersittersct.com or call 860-214-5518.

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Dog Training Classes Simsbury: Fun indoor training classes for the family dog. Secret Lake Dog Training www.secretlakedogtraining.com 860-404-0038. Help wanted: We have a part time opening for a graphic artist. Flexible hours. Must have excellent command of Adobe Creative Suite. $12/hr. The Valley Book/ Crier, Simsbury. Resume to bob@webbooksct.com Simpson and Sons: 3 rooms carpet brush-shampooed, free deodorizing, $85. Office cleaning available. Sofa, love seat, $149. Garage cleanups. Carpentry. 2 rooms medium sanding with polyurethane, $390. 3 rooms painted, $350. Kitchen floors stripped, waxed, $75 and up. Hauling. HIC 0674408. 860-706-6593.

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October 1st & 2nd Oct 1st 5-8 p.m. $5 Admission. Oct 2nd 9-2 p.m. Free Admission. Shop the Fall/Winter “Whale of a Sale” Kids Consignment Sale hosted by the Avon Junior Women’s Club. Cribs, strollers, toys sports equipment, and clothing sized from newborn to kids 16 will be very reasonably priced. Avon Senior center, 635 West Avon Rd., Avon. All proceeds and many unsold items will go to area charities. Please see www.ajwc-ct.org for more information. Oct 2nd 7:45 a.m. Lauren e. Avezzie Memorial Golf Tournament Blue Fox Run, Avon, $160 players fee includes continental breakfast, lunch, cocktail hour, buffet dinner, green fees and cart, snacks, beverage cart and a tournament gift. For more information, contact David Avezzie at 860-839-4028 and visit www.laurenfund.org. October 2nd 10-4p.m. National Solar Green Buildings Tour Opening of green buildings for public Environmental Education. Free Admission. For more info visit: www.solarconnecticut.org October 3rd 10 a.m. The Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Farmington Valley will host Nick McDonald, of the Westminster School. Mr. McDonald will speak on his book “Window On The Jurassic Age”, or dinosaurs in Connecticut. Meeting at Ethel Walker School. For information see our webpage at www.fvuufellowship.org or call 658-6797. October 4th 6-8 p.m. Simsbury Public Library. Photoshop Elements Seminar Call to register 860-658-7663. October 6th 6:30 p.m. The Farmington Valley Chapter of Trout Unlimited monthly meeting. Stonewell Restaurant on Rt. 6 in Farmington. Speaker Jeff Passante presents “The Secrets of the Housatonic.” Preceded by fly tying by professional tier Mike Motyl. No charge and the public is invited. Contact Bill Case at (860) 678-7245. October 23rd Halloween Mommy & Me Craft Class (child age 6-10) 2:30pm at the Craft Studio 103 Petersen Rd., Granby You will make three adorable projects with your child. No crafting experience needed. $10. Materials fee To register at 860-653-0362 or email dennisleveille@ sbcglobal.net

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FOR SALE: Limited two lime green chair mint condition. $65/b.o. Matching Wing Chairs perfect for office green/ burgundy $175. 860-673-8535. Caregiver: Mature, responsible, home health aid, with clean driving record. Seeking position to take care of the elderly. Live in or out of their home. Available immediately. Excellent references available upon request. Call Jovia’s Care 860-558-7238 or 860-231-0588. Experienced bather: needed saturdays for a busy pet styling salon in Simsbury. Call Lori for more information. 860-651-1830. Canton Auto Exchange: Now servicing all makes. Specializing in imports. Special; timing belt, water pump, major service, $599. Most 4-cylinder vehicles. 860-693-9922. CITRUSOLUTION: offers you the best Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning! Rugs done on-site, eco-friendly, no soapy residues. Bob Belden, 860-217-0258.

For Sale: Office Furniture 5 metal desks with draws $125.00 ea. 7 metal file cabinets 4 draw $60.00 ea. 2 sets of 3 workman lockers $75.00 ea. one fire file safe $190.00. 2 literature racks $25.00 ea. Please call 860-729-5090. Hayes Corn Maze: Opens Labor Day Weekend. $7, Kids $5 (5-13), under 4 Free! Group rates. 151 East St., N. Granby. hazemaze.com, 860-653-4157. Errand Girl: Can run your weekend errands. Responsible recent Williams college graduate, saving to go to grad school. can use your car or mine. $20/hr + gas money. Please call Nordia at 860-882-7783.

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