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with

of

in

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for

tails.

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play by

a

and

class

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nobleman

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existed

shock

his greengrocer.

is

sex

social

fwrecked

aggressive, powerful

and

public

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are,

become

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at

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forbid

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he

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Elvira.

munication Excom-

business

a

to

a

beard

has

enormous

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matter

as

Juan,

it

was

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hero

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:

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prudence

any

in

reallybeen may be of Woman's superiority tellingwith greater and

of

convent

victor

ever

pullingthe Nonconformist Juan plucked the beard

question nowadays it

Don

longer,like

no

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sex.

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of

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force.

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serious

as

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century.

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by

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statues

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to

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and

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instance,

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Gounod

of stain

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mind.

danger

of

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Francisco,

mandant's Comthat

is

and

good manners Besides, it is Don

plucking.

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from


Arthur

to

Bingham

Walkley

xiii

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relapsinginto hypocrisy,as discovered

recognition of had

I have

new

former

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him.

on

his

a

take

to

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his least scepticism,once triumphed so completely that he His

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affirmative

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must,

to

sordid

leading to

quality,has

longer

no

himself

save

Gilbert.

S.

assert

from

cipherdom,

and

three

thousand

immature

two

now

himself

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prolonged complicationsand

and

tions, humilia-

discarded

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have

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seriouslyas

as

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tolerated

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take

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position.

after becoming, gallantry,

had

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knowledged acphilosophic dignity and Instead of positionas the founder of a school. pretending to read Ovid he does actuallyread Schopenhaur

the

studies Westermarck,

Nietzsche,

and

of

future

the

of anachronisms Hamlet the

Don

than

actor's

his sword

and

mouth

of

freedom

for the

profligacyand

his of

way

instead

race

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instincts. gone

the

is concerned

and

his dare-devil

mandoline

and

of

into

his

own

have

airs

the

for

rag

shop

superstitions.In fact, he is now more Juan; for though the lines put into indicate the pit that Hamlet to to is a harmonious the most platitude part mere

philosopherare

for

which,

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with

a

be

to

properer inarticulate of cost

and

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do

in

five

performer

the

acts

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;

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women

driven. From Juan is now developed Don a Juan whom

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murderer.

just

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as

the

has

also

real hero, flashes

in

talk

to

do

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what

any must

you

is, dissect

that

at

the

out

physical violences of the genuine Shakespearian tissue, you foe of the gods, whose instinctive

incidents

the story from Promethean true

will get a attitude towards

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who

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sensational

borrowed

word-music,

the

if Pecksniff,eyet separate the you himself unintelligible to except

from inspiration,

through

of

he

and

resembles this

that

point of

to

view

which Hamlet

Shakespear palmed

palmed poor palming off is

Macbeth no

longer

off off

Don

was/ as

a

as

a

necessary

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Epistle Dedicatory

XIV

least

(at

on

misunderstood

longer

no

is almost

himself

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the

of that

the

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speak.

to

so

I

held

him

by

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in

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which

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philosophizes at with the lady, But

this

this

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have

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means

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to

gentleman,

get married.

and

adulterate

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it with

yourself

business

Sierra,

dialogue

propound

life, a life in which,

main

positionand you

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you

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woman's \

wise

the

appears

the

merely executing your popular play for the market.

story of modern the

of

am

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I have

devilij

dilute

aphrodisiacs nor

\

Shavio-Socratic

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you.

of

air

ancestor

essence

attraction

eye.

totally extraneouT

the

a

a

by thrusting into

by

control.

no

thrusts

fulfils the

so

public

a

the

the

distil it for

(unless,like the

in

and

not

and

play

Mozartian

statue,

substance, sexual ;

act

mime panto-

second-hand

simply

occasion

our

length

great

pleasantryis

essence

social

his

which

the

to

hero, enchanted

my

dream

diamonds,

of

hoardings

the

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duty,

trick of

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of

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know

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the

to

stock

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is off

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Ali

he

resorted

who with

like

when

of

wholly

punito

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out

I have

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the

out

understandi mis-

figure superficially

a

you

manager

picture posters designed for few oil jars into the valley promise

Juan

that

disappointyou

to

sure

gratifyyou,

Sinbad

avoid

to

dissoluto

draw

strollingtheatrical of

heart

feel

to

"

Don

Mozart.

Mozartian

statue. statue

produced

the

not

of the

glimpse

antagonistthe

of

hero

desire

his

has

yet I have

another

more

a

environment

unlike

quite

as

Juanism is

Casanovism.

mere

in

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to bring him up to date attempt my modern Englishman into a modern

so

him

by launching

because

mine)

as

ascetic and

;

English

and

plane

your

the cases

doing nothing, whether

out

of

noble


Arthur

to

Bingham with

base, that conflicts

or

Walkley

ends

these

and

;

xv

that

assurance

rely on as their religion,their morality,thsjr principles,their patriotism, their reputation, their honor is what

and

you

forth.

so

for

society. Money and-

children; and

man's

prosaic which

he

failure,such

in all directions a

as

and do

or

as

ends

which

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teach

he

strays

artist is either

teach

of

Irishmen

disparagesthe him

to

fault that

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;

the

hell

a

be

ashamed

the with

somewhat

Irishman the

of all countries: nourishment remote

nineteenth

costs,

without

the

and

century determination

of every a

highly

and

men IrishI

as

amusing is what

prosaic Englishman

woman

scientific

stupidity.

and

children

second, and

organic whole nowhere, through the comparatively tribal

empires

well

as

harmless

an

in

which

knew

Englishmen poetic qualitiesof which be proud. For the Irishman to instinctivelyv/ makes the Englishman dangerqualitywhich ous and the flatters the Englishman instinctively

prosaicmen places

which

to

reproach to this foreign

the

makes

is wrong

with

value

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societyas an Irishman's the day I first set foot on of of the prosaicqualities

Englishmen

vanity

neglect his plain statement

my

of London

nation.

the

brag and

misunderstand

not

soil I knew

but

of the- artistic man's

secret

secondary ideals.

after

of the

secret

simplicitywith

with is, is the versatility

lie and

and

beg

your

as

is, is the

it the

:

The

of Nature

a

constitution

and

first and

the prosaic as scallawag : as poet, he cannot see, suicide : does, that chivalry is at bottom only romantic that it does to not see scallawag, he cannot pay spunge

poet

man

such

these

that

as

nourishment

put

personalambition.

success,

pursues

marriage means

is, broadly speaking, the law

of

dictate

the

not

should

men

first

children

women

and

nourishment

means

that

foundation satisfactory

and

whole, this is a sensible

the

On

nations of to

and

every be married

social

b

stages

the health

man

of

at

is wrong The ity vital-

vof society

successfully gregariousness;

twentieth to

him.

first, heaven

muddle

may

to

be

century rich

all costs,

at

all

must,

organization, produce

a


xvi

Epistle Dedicatory infant development of poverty, celibacy,prostitution, mortality,adult degeneracy, and everything that wise

ruinous

dread.

most

men

short, there

with

brimming

however

crude

misunderstand

do-not

is

enough the

in

me

future

no

vitality,who

educated politically

intelligentnor So

In

for

neither

are

be

to

Socialists.

direction

other

men,

either

:

if I

appreciate the vital qualitiesof the Englishman as I appreciatethe vital qualitiesof the bee, I do not guarantee Englishman

the

ite)

smoked

and

in

fecundity,

bee

(or the Canaanunloaded of his honey by beings inferior combativeness, simple acquisitiveness, m imagination and superior to him

and

out

himself

to

like the

against being,

but

cunning. The

Don

Juan play, however,

attraction, and which

society in to

a

to

sex

the

to

deal

with

the

always

to

men,

of

nutrition

women's

convention

that

that

the in

even

by

a

men

is left

themselves

protect

from

it in

is left

sex

the

come

shallow

of

sexual

by

against

business, have initiative in

the

is

man,

the

true

but

;

last

theatre, that

of

by

interest

is the

down.

She

like

the

suicide a

the

the

save

that

knows

Miranda

together and no

man

in

the

need

he

same

pursued

and

they for

:

and

Nature,

very

trouble-" of"

like to

of.

mits com-

fiineral young

sctieming :

Ferdinandjand

throw

mate

Perdita

with

or

is the

disposed her

to

man

relation

she

straight from

only will

the

mad

goes

the

Rosalind,

case

every

womaTT~the has

like

is the

man

goes doubt

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match.

may

is

but

;

the

and

and

hunt

woman

by blandishment,

Mariana

Prospero there

the

baffled, like Ophelia, she

;

fencing

creatures,

seeing

contriver, he is

she

of it

woman

and

pursuer When

do

may

stratagem,

between

and

with

of

business

romantic

so

deal

unreality,it imposes only on the inexperienced. always takes the initiative. Shakespear'splays the woman his popular plays alike the love his problem plays and

interest

to

is

pretence

sanctuary

In

business

serious

That

men.

feeble a up business must

set

serious

aggressive prosecution

too

In

the

as

women,

women

the

to

nutrition, and

with

not

is

a

pair of

capture

doves

Florizel

; as


Arthur

to

Bingham

Walkley

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Ends

the

is

exception, Petruchio, characterized

undertakes

he real

life

to

find

we

who

Dobbins

the

of

Woman, over

the

plays of And

and

;

huntsman.

which

him

to

to

were

would

him.

Nature's

on

carry

him

until

which

at

claim

the

friends

are

some

their

of

our

fastidiousness, with

purpose. fastidious as be

an

end

does as

of

not

occur

mortal

race.

urgent

Is

the

of

the of

last

the

need

of

work,

gathers

throw

away affectionate

natural

right

for

the them or

there

shocked

are

total

the

to

by sense

resistance

who

sex

stage

a

the

to

in

a

personal purposes. read this play in

have

morally

men,

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by

which

as

a

to

dares

him

did

man

conventional

the

own

the

most

his

she

I

whom

to

Woman

woman's

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(a

real control

with

defying

that

hands

instead

Juan,

into

tragic

true

my

quarry

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convention,

to

of

chase

world

bird

birth

to

is the

exploitationsof

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plays

more

just as

unscrupulousness," meaning

masculine

in the

own

no

come

love

true

a

poses, and far transcends

that

manuscript

her

is

climax

a

money,

her.

seen

my

I have

has

Juan

dutiful

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Don

in

behaves

tragi-comic

her

fully care-

has

count

not

find

you

prevail against

purpose

the

assure

disables

customary and

most

matrimonial

dramatically by

my

my Yet he

enable

energy

her

herself

finallyovertakes

not

apparent

is

has

he

do

I

terror.

I

the

realitythat fate

before

wife), Shakespear. Don Juan your

so

woman

he

:

cases

one

Katharine

that

effeminates

and

over

projectionof

her

or

which

I have

mature

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(an early

dropping like a fascinated MacStinger is by comparison a

Mrs

than

the

and only Petruchios, but Mantalinis with women appeals to their pity or in a romantically infatuated cling to them

not

projecting

process

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Bunsby

object of pity

does

marry

her

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even

:

jaws

is assured

Well

commercial

purely

a

pursue

way.

real

a

he

vanity,

jealousyor scheme

as

Once

adventurer.

not

xvii

disregard

woman

that

at

of

pursues if

women

physically,there anything meaner

j


xviii than

Epistle Dedicatory throw

to

work

necessary

disparageit as unworthy nation haughty American

and

its boots

the

the

of

throw

and

then

there

of

dwarf

part,

of

out

effort

hypocrisy in man's

he

over

peril, in

the

of

way

be

to

pushed

drunken

takes

his

even

less

he

exhausted

uxoriousness

and

;

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Dulcinea. of

out

field

the

the

part of

the

snares,

traps,

the

ancient home

most

hominist

do

women

the

women

tax

penaltiesto symbol in

the

everything

that

vote,

and

the

free

use

of

Arthur

were

before

Comedy farce

feminist of

of

by

men

there

other of

is

with

strewn

in five years the

life.**

initiative

capture

their

is

posing

beats

is

on

his

sentimental

or

world

Men,

be

crisis

"slice

marriage, depriving women

franchise, of

if he

his swagger

the

the

slinks

nursery

take

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bachelors.

on

or

commonplace

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crushing

attach

wildest

Nature

here

no

grovelling

Quixote that

has

condescension,

When

King

its

breadwinner,

the

poetry

farce.

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a

city.

erotic

Don

the

:

and

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admit

that

pretence

women.

the

must

insipid after

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into

becomes

Guinevere

at

drivels

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as

and

he

the

with

kitchen

the office in the

than

important

terrible

outface

to

when

"sphere" the

are

father

house

swaggering

revenge,

speaking of Woman's with chivalry,as if

and

the

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rejoicings.

doubt

importance

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or

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the

insignificance : of

one

immunities

petticoat,happy

out

we

on

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matter.

which

humblest

but

;

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meanest

clean

womanliness

any

him.

the

at

negro

creation

sexual

and

the

of

this

effort

into

the

that

in

laugh

shoeblack

of

arrives, its supreme

ignominy by

at

female

no

then

physical inferiority

a

drudgery

when

him

the

is

birth

enough

poor

of

male

to

superhuman

be

that

and

he

acutely humiliating to

moment

is

whole

moments

are

made

is

the

that

initiate any

limits

no

fact

imply

delicacywould are

the

We

it makes

moral

and

people

indelicate.

because

proves

by

negro

ourselves sex,

then

and

other

upon

will

hand,

property,

limbs,

of

that

oneself immortality, the right to make of God house by taking off the hat, of Woman force he to can dispense with

of


Arthur

to

compelling

without

Woman

vain. without of

that and

perils of

for the

fly^Hke

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fly.

the

the

primnesses that

is how

the

web.

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""he

the

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to

she

abandon

of^.

her_pretence

about opeiny'1hiTg^oinaltH:^bil

pgs^iveness^and

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catenim,

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all these

is wooed.

she

spider spins her

hero, shews^a

my

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is assumed

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motionless.

wait

deter

through

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ladies.

young

wait, motionless, until does

often

waits

for

certainty

cannot

before

in

perish

the

not.

women

abashed

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must

race

and

will

carries

hardships, stops

her.

discomforts

ankles

that

the death

of

unutterable

force

the

must

she

risk

swaddled

behavior

our

woman

"

and

and

slavery

because

if the

:

xix

Walkley

dispense with

to

marry

travail

her

assume

himself

must

pain, danger

her,

Bingham

until

him

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up

consciousness

Accordingly,

purpose.

unscrupulousness the things are same) and

the

life ;

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rags

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is

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the

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becomes

and

to

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her

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meets ;

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and

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develop her, the

one

mother and

like, as

for

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of

man

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garret

a

work

and

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stake

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all his care

sheep ; work upon sublime altruist in a

purpose clash

his

as

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disregard of

impersonal,

as

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genius being

king

of

critics

all

genius

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on

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payment,

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self-sacrifice

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her

in the

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when

worms

disregardof himself, others.

all the

and

women

studied into

nerves

of

starve,

cross;

observe

we

and

the

of

:

for

a

your the

as

tragic. woman,

George novelist

gain experience of genius, Chopins, gobbles up men to

mere

hors

d'oeuvres.


Epistle Dedicatory

xx

I the

great of

is

its

of

statues

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xxii

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ruin

if

us

When

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xxvi

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genius, and to leave his works imagination; so that at the end to yourself ruefullythat but for assurance

credit

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Arthur

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xxvii

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pregnant

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life

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Bingham

Arthur

to

Walkley

philosophy

5

xxix

the religion: on sentimental Dickens's violently assumptions are contrary, contradicted by his observations; and Shakespear's ism pessimis only his wounded humanity. Both have the specific sympathies of genius of the fictionist and the common human feelingand thought in pre-eminent degree. They shrewder than the philosophers often and saner justas are

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irreligious

so

professional they exploit popular purposes delicacy or scruple (for example, Sydney Carton the anarchical, and ghost in Hamlet !) : they are of Angelo and balance their exposures Dogberry, religion for

without and cannot

Sir

Dedlock

Leicester

portraitof

a

constructive

Mr

in

:

fictions

all their

or

risk the

alike

forced

actions

of

are

strenuous

borrow

to

their

melodramatic

stockpot of

shower,

a

is

them

as

leading

no

conceivably

much

less his life.

*

for

the

the

from

more

common

Hamlet

that

so

*

no

could

motives

personages

plots;

have

there

man

any

any

they have

:

a

for which inspiration spoilingof his hat in

thought

Barnacle, with

Tite

worthy leader prophet who ideas : they regard those or

dangerous fanatics

Both

and

has

to

be

stimulated

by

the

of a policeman and Macbeth by the prejudices the cupiditiesof a bushranger. Dickens, without

of

excuse

Macbeths,

and stream

I

having

of

leave

his

baffled

by

Twist,

or

between discovered the world

the

by was

describe, my

motives

own

simplest question

the the

manufacture

superfluouslypunts his monthly parts by mechanical

to

you

to

long lost parentage Dorrit

and

Monsieur to

Clennam

Rigaud

Shakespear

a

as

devices

of Smike,

or so

Blandois.

great

down

crew

memory Monks to

families

"

Hamlets

for

stage

the

which

being quite in the

Oliver relations

inopportunely The

of

truth fools

is,

'

on


Epistle Dedicatory

xxx

which

he in

sense

utterlybewildered. living at all ; and Dickens

despair of for

could

they

could

that

and

but

;

when

had

puppet

a

/what

is the

will

in

except

make

a

this

of

it made

them

all

vbut

their

the it

their

:

actions

temper. fashion

and

characters forced

are

is

is

force

but

all

he

This he

has

no

declare

that ^

Shakespear's have

the

lifelike;

are

from

is

Bardolaters

knew

manners

invent

to

:

they

:

them

on

laugh,

and

without,

is

vivid

more

characters, because is

world

grotesquely inappropriateexcept when of Henry V. quite conventional, as in the case

external

Falstaff

own

the

making

it work.

Foolish

play is the tragedy of irresolution ; projections of the deepest humanity defect

had

through

the

same

and

make

to

their

after

for

hands,

Hamlet

bursts

his of

virtue

unless

stimulus

with

matter

came

moment

their

on

artificial external

some

the

they found,

move,

they

by taking the

Chimes

The

from

busying himself with its details. Neither of do anything with a serious positivecharacter : place a human figure before you with perfect

verisimilitude it live

in

himself

saved

of

sort

no

see

and

granted

them

dream

the

could

He

was

than is

he

appetitesand delightfulas the

of

any

these

: self-acting

instincts

and

his

motives

who

his

are

Richard

humors. comedian

whimsical

reflective

serious

III, too,

stops

a

funeral

in the but when, corpse's widow; smothers is replaced by a next act, he stage villain who babies revolted at the and ofFs with are people's heads, we Faulconbridge, imposture and repudiate the changeling. admirable tive Coriolanus, Leontes are descriptionsof instincis the indeed the : play of Coriolanus temperaments but descriptionis not ; greatest of Shakespear's comedies compromises the author philosophy ; and comedy neither He reveals be judged by those characters him. nor must to

into and are

make

love

which

to

he

agonizing

murders characters

and walk

what

puts and

Macbeths

the

Lears

in

a

revenges with

he and

void and their

knows

of

himself, his Hamlets

Prosperos. about the

feet

on

If these

factitious

like, whilst solid

characters

melodramatic the

ground,

comic

vivid

and


Bingham Walkley

Arthur

to

xxxi

shew that the author has much know to atriu'iing, you between and nothingto teach. The Falstaff comparison Micawber and between and Prosperois like the comparison At Copperfield.

David

the

of the book

end

know

you

Micawber, whereas you onlyknow what has happenedto David, and are not interested enough in him to wonder or might be if anythingso religion politics or idea, or a general stupendousas a religious political

his

what

idea of any sort, a

child; but he of his

out

to

were

occur

to

becomes

never

him.

He

is tolerableas^

man,

and

might

a

but biographyaltogether

own

left

be

for his usefulness

Charles his friend " stage confidant,a Horatio or what theycall on the stage a feeder. Now sophers. say this of the works of the artist-philoyou cannot as

"

a

"

it,for instance,of The Pilgrim's hero and coward, Henry V Progress.Put your Shakespearian and and Pistolor Parolles, beside Mr Valiant and Mr Fearing, You

cannot

say

you have a sudden revelationof the abyss that lies between the fashionable author who could see nothing in the world

"

_

disappointment and the field preacher the comedy of their incongruity, or achieved virtue and courage by identifying himself who but

with

and

the

of tragedy

the purpose of the world

as

he

their

understood it.

The

Bunyan'scoward stirs your blood leaves you cold than Shakespear's hero, who actually hostile. You suddenlysee that Shakespear, secretly

contrast more

and

aims personal

is

enormous

:

understood virtue

with all his flashesand divinations, never conceived and courage, never how any

who was man not brink like look back from fool the a could, Bunyan'shero, of the river of death over the strife and labor of his pilgrimage, and say " yet do I not repent me"; bequeath"my sword panacheof a millionaire, shall succeed

me

skill to

that

him

in my

with the

or,

him

to

courage and my is the true joy in

and pilgrimage,

This get it." the being used for a purpose recognized life, by as

a

you

mighty one are

thrown

can

; on

the

that

worn being thoroughly

the scrap

heap;

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yourself

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c:


xxxii

Epistle Dedicatory

Nature and j r

instead

of

feverish

a

grievances complaining

itself

making

selfish little clod

that

the

world

ailments

of

will

devote

not

And also the only real tragedy happy. in life is the being used for by personally minded men which All the rest is at recognizeto be base. purposes you misfortune worst mere or mortality: this alone is misery, slavery,hell on earth ; and the revolt againstit is the only to

force

that

you

offers

work

man's

a

the

to

artist, whom

poor would

rich personally minded people employ as pandar, buffoon, beauty monger, our

and

the

It but

seem

may

difference

the

between

of

the

on

death

in the

courage of the

of

terms

as

a

Ibsen

in

by

read when on

is

the

more

for

Faith

is

versus

makes

sensible

Wiseman.

all

:

bottom

at

Parisian

century

in

these

matters

it is

sible sen-

the

life

Bunyan

turgy. drama-

except

their

a

Mr

no

or

W.

Works. the

dramatic to

attempt better

W.'s

bottom

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results

than

enemies,

controversy the

are

his

present

conducted worst

the

as

Never-go-to-Church-on-Sunday, Mr Murderer, Mr Burglar,Mr Co-respondent, Mr

than

this, expressed by

mid-XIX

new

instance,

and

same,

Bunyan

mate esti-

"

lung." and

virtues, his

novelty to call Justification and Vorstel"Wille," Justification by Works and sole use of the novelty is that you I buy The Will and tion RepresentaSchopenhaur's treatise on should of dream not mons we buying a set of ser-

:

Faith

of

Nietzsche has theology, is what post-Darwinian, post-Schopenhaurian in terms of polytheistic mythology ;

of

terms

Nothing novelties

virtue

tinker's

of expressed in terms philosophy ; Wagner and

purely righteousness is filthy the villageof Morality, supplanter of religion,

better

no

;

is

conventionallyrespectable and

Badman

Mr

the

Nietzsche

to

conclusions

the

as as

Wiseman

of

their

Church

career

Worldly

Bunyan

perception that Mr Legality in

Bunyan's

insistence

from

long step

a

for rags, his scorn his defiance of the

and

sentimentalizer

like.

formal.

his

willingly

so

Mr Mr Bad Mr

same.

pilgrims as Worldly Embezzler, Form,

Mr

Blackmailer,


read

can

said

Drunkard,

Mr

Cad

Mr

Bingham

Arthur

to

whereas

and

them

and

himself

Hypocrisy

his

Inconsiderate,

Wildhead,

;

word

a

respectablepeople

the

prison, such friend Civility;

young

forth,

so

finding

without

in

them

put

and

Agitator

Pilgrim's Progress

the

against them;

snub

Labor

Mr

xxxiii

Walkley

Mr

as

wko

W.

W.

Formalist

and

and

Pragmatick good family

university men clearlyyoung and high feeding); that brisk lad Ignorance, Talkative, mother-in-law his of Fairspeech and Lady By-Ends other Feigning, and reputable gentlemen and citizens, Little Faith, though he gets to catch it very severely. Even (who

of

were

heaven

at

last, is given

right to

be

mobbed

Guilt,

and

is

a

word

Exactly it

that

one

is

And

that

Faint

remember

complained of

allegory

-

out withrespectability,

Nietzsche

would

exactly what

him

respectable

whole

against vice in

served

of

The

law.

the

it

Heart, Mistrust,

members

morality and

on can

also

be

and

and

crime.

Ibsen,

complained of

have not

confesses

which

which

in

is great

their

their

meaning;

the

prophet

with

being committed

greatness

Micah to

the

that

so

in consideration

reverend

of

rector

ing abrogat-

can

agree

inspiredstyle without complicityin Micah' s furiously

as

any

his

to

I, as I force myself, pen opinions. Why, even find all the force of hand, into recognitionand civility, onslaught destroyed by a simple policy of non-resistance. Radical

In

is

enough and old enough to attained canonical rank, officially unofficially, were or admitted the canon that books to are by a compact literature

all the

it

of pillars

attack

what

?

not

recognized

all three

consistent

a

brothers

the

by

veritable

society and

understand

to

do

vain

I

redouble

the

violence

of

the

language

m

my

m

I rail at the theistic proclaim my heterodoxies. of Shelley, credulityof Voltaire, the amoristic superstition revival of tribal soothsaying and idolatrous the rites which the and mistook for an advance on Huxley called Science

which

I

Pentateuch,

no

less than

humbug professional svstem i

of

violence

at

which and

the

welter

saves

the

robbery

which

of

ecclesiastical and

face we

of

the

call Law

stupid and


xxxiv

Epistle Dedicatory-

industry.

Even

anarchists moral

atheists nihilism

with

And

tirades.

-inconceivable

that

be

It is narrated devout

very in the

;

his

in

ordinary citizen,knowing spoken of by a respectable

right, reads the

Hall

of

he

as

me,

his

from

from

old

"olchester

for

Science

chapel, she

a

view.

lady, a

to

house

a

in London,

City Road,

the

of

point

own

Micah,

reads

eighteenseventies an

moved

of

this brilliant

by

where,

sat

the

at

Charles

of

entranced Bradlaugh for many by years, ing eloquence, without questioning his orthodoxy or moultfeather

a

of

faith.

her

in

just martyrdom

my

I

However, artistic

the

a

book

is

the fact that the writer

radiance

of

in the

than

chill of

fanciers

illusion

of

such

of

for

my are

already

their

logic

bent

to

can

an

world

stand,

at

is

all, when still poor

with

beliefs and

who

;

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lady

energetic

disbeliefs

become

To

the

rather

heroes

founded

not

of I

those strive

have

on

forms to

no

as

for of any of

municate com-

men

younger

though they

more

they lost

pastel has lost its finably indethe pastel,they grow shabbier until they cease to will either perish,or, if the

eighteenth century

drawing or its color, yet, like shabby, and will grow count

soul in the

simple

fellows. for

grievance

it propagates, old

The

the

my

outmoded than

opinions

permanence opinions) by which

thought (callthem

a

paintingof lightand heat achieve. My contempt

mere

amateurs

to

as

of

thing in determiningthe

literaryvirtuosity,is

mind

with

man

opinions.

her

sun

convention

belles lettres,and the

a

the

not

has

defrauded

be

way.

Bradlaugh' s genuine

and

elocution

right to

was

same

I shall

after all,the main

qualityof

Colchester

I fear

digressing, as

am

And

does.

always but

all

neighborhood the

their

the

well

Methodist,

mistaking feet

is

book

"another

edification that

endure

cannot

this exclaiming "Send stake," the respectablenewspapers

the

to

who

must newspaper undisturbed with

I

and infidelity

yet, instead of

Satanist

author

an

with

me

because

pith me by announcing And thoughtfulwriter."

and

V

reproach

my

books

enough Bunyan's, by

to

want

them,

quite amorphous

will

have

to

of qualities


to

Arthur

and temper bellettrist.

energy. doubt No

Mariner

hold

I

would

and

face

much

they

I

the Ancient

even

for art's sake

"

' '

I

the

alone

writing a single sentence. who, having nothing to say and in

so

love

with

oratory

they keep desperatelyrepeatingas of

that

know

of conviction

want

But

a

of

understand

aforetime.

written

be

cannot

if entertainingly

story

nevertheless that

can

I

xxxv

spellbound in spite of

guest

men

are

literature

as

their

are

write,

to

with

tell my

toil

the

there

that

nothing

recognize,as

must

must

Walkley

conviction

this

of the loud bassoon.

not

I know

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wedding

the

siren sounds

With

I

did, that

to

am

Bingham

leaves

what

others

said

have

leisurelytricks

the

free

them

to

play

or

which

with

the

with a supply them pleasantparlor game which they call style. I can pity their dotage and even sympathize with their fancy. But a true sake : a man achieved for its own originalstyleis never may diluted

from

pay

hear, pay in

shillingto

a

read

or

a

another

to guinea, according to his means, of genius; but he will man's act

soul

life and

his whole

with

to

become

a

see, not

virtuoso

mere

will not accomplishment which ness for him, like fiddle playing. Effectivemake money of style. He of assertion is the Alpha and Omega has no have has nothing to assert none : styleand can

literature,exhibiting

even

who he

misapprehended message

and

who

something

has

style as

its

of

Handel

Giotto.

All

nor

and

so

we

artistic clean

out

why

the

and

has

find

the

fossils, with of them, old

no

assertions

the

but

world the the

his

far

conviction

after it is made,

in

of power will carry

yet its

later ; or get disproved sooner full of a magnificentdebris of

matter-of-fact form

credibilitygone

still splendid. And

play the deuce Royal Academician

masters

as

go

style destroyed the styleof Job more Luther destroyed the styleof

Martin

than

will

assert

his assertion

Darwin

remains.

to

momentousness

Disprove

him.

an

with

our

mere

that \ar sus-

thinks he can ceptibles. Your get the his Giotto's correct beliefs, and style of Giotto without of letters thinks he perspectiveinto the bargain. Your man Bunyan's can Shakespear's style without get Bunyan's or


xxxvi

EpistleDedicatory

conviction

or

takes

not

care

Doctors

of

Shakespear's apprehension, especiallyif he with to splithis infinitives. And so your

Music, and

duly prepared the

manner

the

art

of

he

;

swears

for the

does

in

made

XIII

the

there

are

or

think

of

discords

anticipatedin learn they can All

treatise.

s

trade

me

it himself

that

pretend

the

sells

who

made

was

not

whereas

retarded

or

than

worse

man

of fact he

matter

collections

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is far

art

furniture

resolved

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great composers, from Cherubim' Palestrina

of

academic

with

who,

sham

in oaken

an

this

antique which

chest

though only yesterday,at century,

modern

any

as

least

ideas

to copier of fossils offers them the as and, worst outpouring of the human spirit, all,kidnaps young people as pupils and persuades

that

his

limitations

his timidities he

when

rules^ his

are

taste, and

good

declaresthat

his

you of them

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find

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of But here there and occurs a lightwhatever. scrap insusceptible, intenselyresistant material ; and

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to

go

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amateur,

I

that

when

to

assure

you some

pitch into

me

that

at

inconvenient are

I sometimes

irritable reviewer with

as

you

Now

if I

luminous

a

zest,

I feel

the faults of my

dislike chances

myself at

that

unspeakably

let two to

am

author, I liable

to

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and

moments,

that

not

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intenselyrefractoryperson,

These incendiarypossibilities. and

to

heat. but

will

and

current

itself useful

made

until it has

the

of literature,lightand qualities

must

go

grappleswith

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tensely in-

qualities ; so

much

moment

relieved

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obliged.

But

myself.

of

life

yourself the

grace

well

when

of

as

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of

this

which

long

between

art

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shall letter

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critics

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us:

;

xxxvii

reforming, get

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you

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material

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as

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dream

never

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community of

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SUPERMAN AND

MAN

XII

1901-1903



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notebook

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typewriter,

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has burgessdomesticity

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secretary

meditates

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been

on

disturbed

by new fashions and methods, or by the enterpriseof the railway and hotel companies which sell you a Saturday to Monday of lifeat Folkestone as a real gentleman for two guineas, firstclass both

fares How

included.

ways

old

threshold

great

our

of

is Roebuck a

drama

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of

ideas

everythingdepends on whether sixties or to the eighties. He

;

question is important on the for under such circumstances his adolescence

belonged to the born, as a matter was offact, in Trader Unitarian and Free a 1839, and was from his boyhood, the publication of the and Evolutionist from an Origin of vanced Species. Consequentlyhe has always classed himselfas an adthinker and fearlesslyoutspokenreformer. Sittingat his writing table, he has on his right the windows Place. giving on Portland Through these,as through a proscenium, the curious spectator his contemplate profileas well as may *

the

blinds

On his leftis the inner wall, with a permit. what statelybookcase,and the door, not quite in the middle, but somefurther from him. Against the wall oppositehim are two will

pillars: one, to his left, of John Bright ; the other, to them his right, of Mr Betzveen Herbert graved hang an enSpencer.

busts

on

portrait of Richard Martineau,

by

Mr

all the an

G.

F.

Cob den

Huxley, and George Watts {for Roebuck

earnestness

of a

man

who

;

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enlarged photographsof ; autotypes of allegories

believes in the

does

fine arts

them),

understand

not

impressionof D upon? s engraving of Delarocbe'

with

s

Beaux

and

Arts

On the wall hemicycle,representingthe great men of all ages. behind penetrabl him, above the mantelshelf,is a family portrait of imobscurity. A

chair stands

business visitors. the busts.

near

Two

the

writing

other chairs

table are

for the

convenience

against the

wall

of

between


Man

I

Act

and

Superman

3

Roebuck parlormaidenters with a visitor's card. caller. and nods, pleased. Evidently a welcome

take*

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it,

Shew

ramsden.

maid.

Mr

Robinson

fellow.

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that

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story.

one

such

second

a

looking young

nice

male

attractive

not

figure

shapelyframe, the elegant and regularfeatures, the

slim, head

mourning, the small

of new

the visitor.

thinks, be the jeune premier; for it is

one

suppose

should appear in

with

returns

uncommonly

really an

is

must,

to

reason

and

out

Robinson.

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the

suit

up.

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in

him

bloom pretty little moustache, the frank clear eyes, the wholesome the youthful complexion,the to elf brushed on glossyhair, not

and good dark color, the arch of good curly,but of fine texture in the eyebrows, the erect nature forehead and neatlypointed

chin, all

the

announce

that he will

And

do

not

who

man

so

without modest

engaging sincerityand him

as

old

man

will

eager amiable

love

suffer later

and

on.

sympathy is guaranteed by an which

serviceableness

stamp

he

The

nature. moment of appears, Ramsden' welcome, an s face expands into fatherly liking and expressionwhich dropsinto one of decorous grief as the young in his face as well as in his man approacheshim with sorrow black clothes. Ramsden ment. the nature to know seems of the bereaveAs the visitor advances to the writing table, the silently man

a

rises and

shakes

his hand

long,affectionateshake which to

common

the {concluding

well, Octavius, it's the

recent

a

a

sorrow

and We

lot.

common

cheering up~\Well, all face

must

it

self replaceshim-

Ramsden

chair.

own.

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octavius.

owed

him

father

could

octavius.

handshake

takes the visitor's

Octavius

ramsden.

of

word:

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day. in his

tells the story

a

both,

ramsden

some

it without

across

a

:

must

we

great deal. have He

done

had

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no

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son

face

did had

it, Mr

Ramsden.

everything for

me

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that my

lived.

of his

daughters;

own,

and

you

see.

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was

as

good


Man

4 to

sister

my

to

as

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thank

not

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boy

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and

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let

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tell you

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and

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you.

who

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me

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son

to

say

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to

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his

of

soul

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else

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we

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whether

ought

to

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best.

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something

was

his

about Ann

!

daughter.

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do

tell

that,

me

Ramsden.

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ramsden.

his

not

you

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know, what

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in

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in

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the

the

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in

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.

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octavius.

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son,

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men

than

you

said

of

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in

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he

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you.

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:

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to

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man

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ramsden.

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how

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handkerchief].Thats

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me

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his death

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hands not

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is that, Mr

of my

Octavius.

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in red

her

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infamous,

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you

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men

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book

of

Ramsden.

it, Mr

merits, it will be

ask

ramsden.

a

to too

her.

to

like it."

certainlycouldn't.

you

father's

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?

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you

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wish

told

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own

your

boy

his back

wonderfully

a

sacred

own

it.

often

I have

father

her

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"

big

a

of discretion, I don't

wouldn't

[shakinghis head]

ramsden.

shall

reason

being

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be

years

doing

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her.

to

given

not

or

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or

fault in

because

on

to

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up

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ever

to,"

octavius

that.

She

for herself.

think

me

for

me

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know

she

father's wish

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has

me

almost to

does

doing anything

for

have

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that since she grew

know

you

would

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?

ambitious.

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and

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of

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her

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me

being ashamed

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modest.

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the

Superman

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if she

ramsden

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and

takes

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from the

table

hand

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copy

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:

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it

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for

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6

my

relieved, he

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addresses

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were

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because ask

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as

friends

your Tanner

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her

only

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boy

a

laughed

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Tanner

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while

of

his

have

no

that

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he

doubt

more

will

I

[Forcibly]Now have

won't

of

out

regard It's

Tanner. are

Annie

not

going

you

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octavius.

his

opinions her

knew

ramsden

her

are,

dear

have

that

in

it's

not

But

now

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woman.

the

exact

with

be

to

terms

me

and

;

I

you're sittingthere

for

such

name

Tanner

head.

and

trustee

once

you,

fair:

guardian. and

all, I can't

positionthat she the intimacy of this right: it's not kind.

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must,

a

fellow What

it ? herself

will

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from

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over

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you,

Ann

it

has

always

[out of patience]That

parents.

As

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man

alive, that

man

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and

;

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that

Jack

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whatever

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he

father.

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starts

in whose

off like

a

girl'smad

about

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goaded

in the

direction

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expression there is he speaks he fumes down to Herbert

of John Bright, him.

than

suffer

do

to

a

I

were

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was

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him

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door.

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as

talked

placed

for

Annie

me

by

you.

father

child's

a

often

tell

her

on

don't

appoints

was

lived there

opinions were

hat

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gone. will ; but

the

mine.

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grown

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to

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man

almost account your Annie by her Christian

his

:

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a

is

father

her

him

to

Octavius,

on

addresses

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to

circumstances.

house.

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out

the table.

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feel bound

turned

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was

to

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his childhood. as

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on

impressivegravity] friend was right when

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you

Jack

.

dead

my lad.

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the

and

in

was

that

in my

son

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with

boyish friendshipbetween

a

was

consider

to

you

treated

the

of

call him

past the table

comes

generous and that

schoolfellow,

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I

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close quarters

at

Octavius, I know

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Member

For goodness' sake, don't [testily] roof [he throws the book violently down

ramsden

and

M.I.R.C.,

But Jack [smiling"]

octavius

under

Act

Class.

Rich

Idle

Superman

By John Tanner,

Companion.

he

and

Man

no

duty

sympathyfor Spencer, who


Act

Man

I

still

him

receives

limits

and

Superman

coldly]. Excuse

more

are

not

man. bigoted or prejudiced

a

to

Roebuck

Ramsden

have

handles

got

their

to

Church

the

to

lost

chance

But

I draw

sort

of

have

to

I

If

learn

and

must

so

Mr

maid.

the

octavius.

Jack !

[hurt] I

Whitefield

Ramsden' octavius see

s

feelingsare

with

here.

guardian, she

will

Love

won't

I

Tanner

John

it:

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servant] Ssh

see

the

! Well

t

sir.

you,

call

Tanner

sorry

me!

on

!

not

with

Miss

the

at

Miss

Say

I

friend

my

ask

out

to

[The parlormaidgoes to

He

!

to

with

out.

suppressed fury]

good enough

be out

him

turn

;

Ramsden

and

must

pieces of impertinence I hope you like them. "

sir.

Ramsden.

Jack, Mr

I fortified position].

A

stairs upcame

Robinson,

Miss

"

manners,

Annie

a

Ramsden.

like

his words

Tanner

Mr

He's

beyondwords. only

even

door, sir.

and

Ann

if it's

him,

confounded

Anarchist

turning

are

you

very

as fireplace,

him

to

That's [grinning]

upstairsand

are

and

[hammering

ramsden

all the

am

drawingroom

the

must

Mr

[calmly]He's

maid

Mrs

the

opinions.

like that.

door

your

in

to

I

him.

see

down

and

!

dare

How

octavius

Go

truckling

were

that

me.

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to

wishes

Tanner

Mr

the

attention

Tanner

ramsden.

ramsden.

You

for

and

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forbid

must

stood

"

his [calling

ramsden

with

to

less

you.

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octavius.

from

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a

plain

Whitefield

Annie's

be

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it.

and

am

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cannot

has

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aristocracy.

to

am

she

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that

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at

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me,

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to

step

returns

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Annie

[he chokes] .

octavius.

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that's what

surprisesme.

He's

so

des-


8

Man

peratelyafraid

of

and

Superman There

Ann.

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Act be

must

something

the

matter.

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too

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John

be

to

young

described

simply as

the

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of

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big

a

that middle

has still some

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category.

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suddenly opens

alreadyplain

it is

fulness

Tanner

at

:

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beard.

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him

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aims

with

man

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enters.

in that

but

would

coat

youthbefita

high chested carriage of the prime minister ; and a certain shoulders,a loftypose of the head, and the Olympian majesty with

which

hair

is thrown

rather

than

excitable

mane,

a

rather

or

back

imposing brow, suggest Jupiter is prodigiously fiuent of speech,restless,

from He

Apollo.

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the

{mark

everything he a

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too

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resist

cannot

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and

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is

does which

other

him

leads

make

to

as

much

of paying

or laying a foundaof getting married tion A stone, sensitive, susceptible, exaggerative, earnest a of megalomaniac, who would be lost without a sense :

call

man

as

do

men

humor.

abeyance. To say that he is excited is nothing: all his moods are ment. phases of exciteHe is now in the panic-stricken phase ; and he walks as if with the fixed intention of shooting straightup to Ramsden him on his own hearthrug. But what he pullsfrom his breast he thrusts which but a foolscapdocument pocket is not a pistol, Just

under

this

present the

at

the

indignant

tanner.

Ramsden

ramsden

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tanner.

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copy

Ramsden

do

know

you

he

exclaims

what

that

as

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is ?

sir. of

Whitefield's

will.

Ann

got

it

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you

say

Ann,

you

mean,

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presume,

Whitefield. tanner.

now,

a

:

is in

morning. ramsden.

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of

nose

humor

of

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I

mean

our

help me,

Ann, my

Ann,

your Ann

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Tavy's Ann,

! What

do

you

mean

?

and


appointed Ann's

is

Superman

I belie ve [coolly"]

ramsden

You

tanner.

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[He holds up the will~\. Do guardian by this will ?

Mean!

tanner.

who

and

Man

I

Act

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man.

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Both

of

!

us

.

don't

You

Ann

know

well

as

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I do.

as

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every

about

a

chap's in love with her: complication. Well, she'll either jilthim and This

of

him,

tell you,

this

approve

fallen

on

a

friend

most

of my me

would to

as

It's all

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tanner.

of

me

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cat.

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say

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will, sir. I

me

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want

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the

to

goes

believe

cannot

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have

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my

with

combine young

:

that's

fidence con-

countenance

day that you were began arguing with under

the

irony be Ann's guardian; the follyof about

to

one

the horrible

him

of

control

[stupended] My ideas obsolete Totally. I had just finished Government by the Greyhaired and

arguments

a

that

associate

woman young obsolete ideas.

ramsden

to

her

ordered her to. say you that has ever staggeringblow

and

age see

leaving a

of

of

.

like

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wish

reads]

tanner.

with

justify

and

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and

me

he

falls as of it.

is the

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him

marry

Let table

writing

or

man

ramsden.

and

she'll

Ann.

tanner.

I

commit

the

illustrations.

experience

one.

alter his will

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me

of

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if he

it's dated

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;

old

hand

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and

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take

man

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old

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was

full

thing was the vitality at

my

fortnightafter

word that


Man

i o

conversation

Superman

appointing

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ramsden

[paleand

tanner.

What's

the

from

way

course

she's

people

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time

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the

at

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ought law

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with me,

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can't

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she

Yes

tanner.

say

and

she

that I

whether You

constrictor

she

hold

when

refuse

father's

he

This

ramsden. octavius.

I refused

but

sort

know

the

I love

her

All

she

me

much

as

you.

wishes to

up

sacred

are

me

the

accept

does

that ? what

to

say

/

her

as

her,

to

guardian !

Refuse

not.

of

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a

Octavius

to a

to

Jack. him, but

console

didn't

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young

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why

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myself be spoke to her

let

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on

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my

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appoint Tavy

She

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tanner

still

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an

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husband.

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the

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the

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That's

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all

up

her

in

of

expect

danger is she in popular sentiment

and

refuse to

well

as

octavius.

has

money

as

and

to

care

might

she

Just that her shall always

it ?

to

;

;

and

can

certainlyrefuse

shall

What

likes

might

You

!

load

to

her;

I

ramsden.

she

side

she

as

her.

her

by

is

by

that

waves.

fair,Jack.

not

plenty of

me

and

on

to

and

winds

stand

her

on

has

she

wants

is

Stand

tanner.

side ;

of the

mercy

an

act.

refusingall

can't

house

now.

hearing

to

saying

on

she

the

her

It's like

This

you

has

!

that

to

been

I've

keeps

and

;

about

much

octavius.

And

orphan glad to come

orphan

Ann

but

;

shall refuse

of that?

good

the

an

were

An

determined"^ I

Richmond

trouble

to

game.

to

joint guardian

as

me

Act

!

you

as

and

indeed

tell you.

He

sounded

because

I loved

her.

trust

forced

on

about

it

her, Mr

?

her ;

Ramsden

as

and ;

a

I had

guardian by

she

said

and

Jack knows

I

about

me

was

father.

right. it

;

right

no

her

it

too.

You H


loved

Jack

ramsden.

it under

made

You

tanner.

He

influence.

octavius

He

too

was

face

Whitefield You

the

to

her

wall] in

was

.

his

admitted

have

you

two

well

obliged to

thousand

Tavy

five hundred for

dowry

a

for

me

his

sister

himself.

Xhis

tears

good

to

I can't

flowing afre sh~\ Oh,

take it.

us.

won't

Ha

ramsden.

He

tanner.

morals,

good

for

boy,

it, my

get

if Ramsden

upsets

got

a

cleft stick.

nothing but the charge of I have already more money

me

that

that he

had

[grimly]I admit that. and coming from [rising

his

That

in

me

shews

Ann's than

his wits about

him,

man

refuge by thewall~\

prejudicedagainstJack. He of honor, and incapableof abusing ill. I am Don't, Tavy : you'llmake me not a honor I am struck down a : man by a dead hand.

Ramsden

I think

:

are

you

"

tanner.

of

Tavy

have

it ?

octavius

man

You

see.

leaves

me.

ramsden

Mr

! I

ground

the

on

doesn't

a

boa

a

will.

the

is

pretty

leaves

for

You

tanner.

is

He

five thousand

and

be

to

leaves

trouble.

your

to

influence.

your

ought

his

will.

that

made

he

her

might dislike

I

turns

that

believe

not

when

right senses that he

do

1 1

compare much

the busts and

between

I

not

however

in his presence,

[he sits down

Superman

I would

woman,

a

constrictor

.my for

and

Man

I

Act

:

must

you

hands.

I had

And

set

after

heart

my

Jack,

Oh,

octavius.

her

marry

all and

saving

on

talk of

you

take you

saving

her

off

my

from

her

!

from

me

my

highest happiness. Yes,

tanner.

the

a

first half hour's

last my penny. bear it alive could with

waste

someone

than

listen and

happiness. If it were only happiness,Tavy, I would buy it for you But a lifetime of happiness ! No man it would

be

hell

sir. Stuff", [violently]

ramsden

table

:

lifetime of

else's to

your

resumes

time

:

fooleries his

seat] .

I

have

on

Talk

earth. sense

something

[he positivelykicks

else go and better to do

; or

his way

to

his


Man

1 2

You

tanner.

later than

hear

Tavy

We

Not

!

Act idea in his head

an

leave Ann

can't

I

with

other

no

to.

turn

I

ramsden.

Superman

him,

eighteensixty.

guardian to and

and

of your

proud

am

Your

opinions,sir.

own

for my character forth in that book, I

contempt set

are

believe.

[eagerlygoing

tanner

What

!

book

my

do

Do

ramsden.

lady who dispose of

about

to

shall do the

into

so

with

now,

waste

You

tanner.

However,

that

saves

.

such

vehemence

manners

between to

do

I

ramsden.

consulted

in

and

woman,

and :

[hotly\I

ramsden

she'll

more,

put

Tavy

is

the

to

You the

Qff

have

But

way.

shall

wishes she

to

want

know

is

be

only

feel

you

am

you,

if it

us

wards to-

turns

And

she likes.

her

to

do

it

badly.

out

;

and

So,

as

"

Jack.

not,

lie, Tavy

advise

to

us

drawingroom with

a

that.

at

how

just exactlywhat

her

see

tanner.

do.

don't

on

[/^y^] I

to

sits down

inexperienced woman begin to pity you.

force

blame

longing

from

myself.

*

octavius

down

I

will do

Ann

tanner.

she'll

.

Tanner.

Mr

me,

head~\

herself may

Annie's

that

reasonable

Ramsden

tanner.

what's

intend

young

a

book

?

matter

every

I

this will ?

Ann

forgettingthat

quite

was

Tanner

his

[He

about

Arn't in this

I

I have

us.

octavius.

wishes

at

than

ramsden.

some

by

me

that

being thrown

it is

more

no

we

sent

views.

your

suggestion? May Certainly,Octavius.

octavius.

us

with

ceremony intend you I make a

do

What

again\

your

have

been

Octavius

impressionthat

the

book, sir ?

a

interruptedme. permission. [He throws the

basket

paper

recoils under

it when

such

It has

admire

to

seems

got

it ?

buy

you

You've

.

read

buy it,sir.

not

foolish

some

of it ?

I would

suppose why did

I did

ramsden.

le~\What!

tab

think

you

you

Then

tanner.

the

to

:

are. you ask her and

Tavy,

and

So what

fetch her.

let's have she

her

intends

[Tavy

turns


go"].

to

and

Man

I

Act

don't

And

be

Superman

myself and Ramsden painful [Ramsden compresses

[He

serious. ramsden

wholly

of we

of

ashamed

are

Ramsden,

of

Good

of

about

ride

to

of

instead

as

dear

Lord, my

coachman

a

of

incomes,

our

instead

horse

one

not can-

experience, just

our

hansom

I

even

is real

walk, ashamed

keeping

the

atmosphere

an

relatives,of

skins.

a

instead

groom-gardener

The

not

are

you

Yet

live in

our

to

hire

:

everything that

naked

our

to

carriage,ashamed a

of

ashamed

are

ashamed

omnibus,

We

opinions,of

our

of

we

He's

Tanner

it,Ramsden.

ourselves, of

accents,

our

nothing],

met.

ever

shame. ashamed

of

ashamed

;

I have

person

are

says

rather

.

conquer

We

shame.

interval

Ramsden.

Mr

3

tween relations be-

the

lips,but

him,

I know [seriously]

tanner

us

bis

make

out] Mr [very deliberately] goes

impudent

most

will

mind

Never

octavius.

strained

for the

long;

1

in

an

keeping

of

and

two

and

a

footman.

is ashamed of, the more things a man able respecthe is. ashamed book, to buy my Why, you're ashamed it : the only thing you're not ashamed of is to judge to read for it without that only means me having read it and even that you're ashamed heterodox have to opinions. Look at the effect I produce because fairygodmother withheld my from I have this giftof shame. me possiblevirtue every more

,

that

a

man

I

ramsden.

to

that as

ashamed

of

I havn't

sober

and and

I

myself. that

I

was

honest

: a

an

pose

most

any

man

British

narrowness

You

his

; as

advanced

an

I

yourself. think

you

You

I

don't

well perfectly

ought mean

that

I

truthful

yourself, as

am

sonally, per-

and politically sensitive to

treat

morally. point] I deny that. me

public.

I detest

demand

the

advanced man

of

virtues.

as

truthful

or

is that

know

citizen

well

so

that my

you

more

you of the

its

scorn

got them

allow

member

mere

think

talkingabout

[touchedon

not

"

by

mean

you

much

ramsden

I will

except

glad you

am

All

tanner.

be

have

can

before

man.

you

as

if I

its

prejudices ;

right Let were

to

were

think

me

born.

a

for

tell you


I knew

tanner.

I

ramsden.

to

and

Man

14

prove

am

have

advanced

more

was

long

a

advanced

as

I

that

it

Superman

I

ever

ago. I was.

ever

as

hauled

ever

than

time

Act

down I

was.

I

defy flag. I

the

you am

advanced

more

grow

I

day.

every

!

Polonius

ramsden.

No

tanner.

you've

advanced

More

tanner.

:

I

When

character.

want

you

the

your to

of

notion

give

me

fit

have

your

what

is

Thief, liar, forger, Not

?

fall back

of

one

these

deficiencyin shame. Well, I admit it. I even congratulate myself; for of my real self,I should ashamed if I were cut as stupida Cultivate little impua figureas any of the rest of you. dence, will become and Ramsden quite a remarkable ; you

names

You

of

piece

a

uprightman,

ask

you

suppose.

impudent person a thoroughly bad

most

yourself,as a just and the worst can fairlysay of me. you adulterer, perjurer, glutton, drunkard

mind,

I

Hamlet,

are

you

only

That's

met.

ever

So

am

Polonius.

in years,

me.

to

on

my

man.

I have

ramsden.

You

tanner.

Bless

you,

know

that

machine

I

"

have

knew

desire

no

that

I

when

put

a

for

that

would

ansv/er

of matches

box

a

no

will

come

the

slot

anything else. Ramsden The crushing retort for which his forces is lost for ever collecting ; for at Ann Miss with returns Whitefield and ashamed

Ramsden

to

as

of

out

come

in

penny

of

sort

:

an

you

notoriety. well

I

as

automatic would

be

say

springs up

and

hurries

to

has this

point

her

the door

been

Octavius

mother

to

visibly

receive

and

;

them.

good-lookingor not depends upon your taste ; she To Octavius also and perhaps chiefly on your age and sex. in whose is en enchantinglybeautiful woman, presence the and the puny limits of individual world becomes transfigured, consciousness are suddenly made infiniteby a mystic memory Whether

Ann

of the whole even

back

to

is

life of the the

realityof romance,

race

to

its

paradisefrom which the inner good sense

beginnings in the it fell. She

of nonsense,

east,

is to him

or

the

the unveil-


Man

I

Act

ing of

his eyes, the

place and

1

soul, the abolition

bis

etherealization

the

his

of

5

of time, blood

into

the revelation of lifeitself, very water the sanctif cation the mysteriesand of all the dogmas.

all

To

Superman

freeing of

circumstance,

of the

rapturous rivers

of

and

mother

her

whatever in any

way

creature

',

she is, to put

of

the

kind.

ridiculous as

far

it

that

Not

goes

;

graceful, and comely, with ensnaring instead of making herselfan eyesore, devised

a

mourning

Ann

she

and

is

is

formed perfectlyladylike, is

a

well

eyes and

hair.

like her

mother, she has

Besides,

violet silk which

and

of black

costume

admiration

Octavius's

discreditable.

or

that

as

ing nothmoderatelyas possible,

as

does

father and reveals the family tradition such store. sets by which Ramsden unconventionality

honor

to

brave But

her

late

all this is beside

point

as

.

explanation of Ann*

an

s

replaceher black and violet confectionby the apron and feathers of a flower girl,strike all the aitches out of her speech,and Ann would still make dream. is as common men as humanity; but, like Vitality rises to genius ; and Ann is one humanity, it sometimes of the Not at all, if you please,an oversexed vital geniuses. person : She is a perfectly that is a vital defect,not a true spectable, reexcess. and looks it ; though perfectlyself-controlled woman, her pose is fashionablyfrank and impulsive. She inspiresconfidence will do nothing she does not mean to a as person who do ; also some who will probably do fear, perhaps, as a woman to do without account everythingshe means taking more of other peoplethan may be necessary and what she calls right. In short, charm.

what

up her

the

of

Turn

the

weaker

of

nose,

her

own

Nothing can be more by Ramsden, whom would be gratifiedalmost men

{except Tanner,

who

give

sex

decorous

she to

a

cast

to

sometimes

than

kisses.

her

The

impatience by

her

eye,

call

a

entry and late

the

Mr

cat.

her

tion recep-

Whitefield

longfaces of

is fidgety),the silent

the

handgrasps,the

sympatheticplacing of chairs, the sniffingof the widow, and the liquid eye of the daughter, whose heart, apparently,will not let her control her tongue to speech. Ramsden and Octavius take

the

two

chairs

ladies; but Ann

comes

from to

the wall, and Tanner

and

place them for the takes

his chair, which

two

he


1

Man

6

offerswith

and

and

has

the

on

indecorum.

Ann,

next

muddled

the

looks like

vacant

is

way,

Whitejield a

chair

straw

on

an

zvhich

one

Herbert

She

egg.

has

Ramsden

Spencer. whose faded

little woman,

a

tion irritawith

of the effigy of Mr the

I

writing tahle

Mrs

gives

himself takes

the

of

comer

Octavius

placed under the nose Mrs Whitefield,by

flaxen hair

Act

bis brusque gesture, subsequently relievifig

a

by sitting down studied

Superman

expressionof

an

squeak of protest in her voice, and an odd air of continually elbowing away some larger person who One is crushing her into a corner. of those guesses her as one shrewdness,

who

women

of being treated

conscious

are

who, without

and

a

having strengthenough submit

at never effectually, any rate touch of chivalryin Octavius'

his whole

whilst

Ramsden

I

solemnlyback

at

sad

a

time

will has

am

like the

raised

a

his

to

There

fate.

her,

to

magisterial seat force

to

But

serious

is

a

even

the

at

opens the proceedings.

and

present.

very

themselves

assert

Ann.

Annie,

sorry,

their

to

by

writing table, ignoring Tanner, ramsden.

to

's scrupulous attention

soul is absorbed

goes

sillyand negligible,

as

your

business dear

poor

You

question.

on

you

father's

read

have

it,

I believe?

assents with

Ann

nod

a

and

a

catch

of her breath,

much

too

affectedto speak. I as

must

I

say

joint guardian

Rhoda.

[A

and

They

pause.

objection nature

agreed

I

we am

but no can

afraid

I

Mr

Tanner

do

not

doubt decide I

know

speak

;

that

I

and

you

they have

but

the

ruffledby

little

of

myself

all look portentous a

named

Tanner

Mr

lack

of any

consent

can

to

has, I understand,

profess for

shall have

to

himself.

ask

But

we

know

we

you

some

its

understand

to

nothing until

act

to

are

your

choose

tween be-

for guardianship and that of Mr Tanner ; undertake is impossible for us to a joint arrangement. \jn a low musical voice~\Mamma my

mrs

;

will

that

views.

ann

also

he

:

fear it

conditions.

such

with

trustee

Ramsden, nothing to say. response, continues^I don't under

find

surprised to

am

sole

"

whitefield

Now, [hastily~\

Ann,

I do

beg

you

not

I


put it

to

I

Man

I

Act

I have

me.

on

whatever

with

Tanner

bad

{resumingin

some

help

and

I

woman

should

you

Rhoda

older, I do

though

am

agree

Ramsden,

her

have

who

without

unmarried

young

guidance. intend

you

and

guardian ;

a

any

own

Do

!

Rhoda

and

me

think

not

quite to with me, Granny ? [starting]Granny

tanner

quite

am

best.

fixedlyat

must

left

be

I

to.

if

gentlevoice, ignoringher mother's that she is not strong enough to

same

advice.

and

subject;

communication.

mute

for responsibility

whole

the

the

think

looks

this

knows

taste]Mamma

bear

and

receive

attended

be

three

you

17

the

opinion on

no

his head

turns

angrilyrefusesto ann

Superman

probably not

had, it would

content

and

I

hope

call your

to

? guardiansGranny Don't'be Ramsden has always foolish,Jack. Mr ann. I am been me to Grandpapa Roebuck : Granny's Annie; I and he is Annie's him I christened when so Granny. firstlearned to speak. I hope [sarcastically]

ramsden

Tanner.

Go

Well, if

ann.

anybody

whom

it. for

is

not

My

for

father

Of I should

It is what credit.

it does

But

Let me you think. discover that I had not

was

Would

dear

appointedfor

father

approve

you. I

n

set

aside

?

me

of

your

father's

to

me

loved

me

I

disapprove.

or approve and knew

best

what

was

me.

ramsden.

I

to

am

quite agree with have a guardian, c a I

?

It

ann.

that

:

[bitinghis lip] You

choice, then

good

I

my

ramsden

accept

Annie

on,

satisfied, Mr

are

you

you

the

expected

have not

put been man

still consider

understand

I

course

settle the a

to

case

of

you

poor

it

right

and

question

you

completely you

I

father

took

should

be

me

as

to

were

action disgraceful

dear that

it does

Suppose

some

your

;

so

you.

guilty of

feeling,Annie.

your

"

for !

Rhoda'

s

guardian? ann.

Granny.

I

can't

imagine

you

doing anything disgraceful,


1

8

Man

sort, have

you

mrs

affectionate hard

to

the

put

these

the

it ? to

guardian;

your

that

it

Ann

sake

quite

withdraw.

the

Say

[vehemently]

ramsden

positivelyforbid with

the table

Of

ann.

the

fistand

siders con-

wouldn't

alone

and

make

to

me

basket

at

that

and

once

am

and

to

book,

be

fishingthe

decide.

guardian,I

your

Annie.

[He

smites

rises] .

don't

wish

is

forbid

it.

[She

puts the

table], Jf

guardian

one

guardian's book, I

He

book, Jack.

If I

if you

not

course

tanner.

other

his

it

read

to

you

he

fit to

I will.

your

read

him.

not

thinks

the waste-paper

Then

for her]

out

it is

disgracefulaction it's duty for your

act

and

;

read

[divingat

tanner

on

word

I havn't

But

ann.

to

am

book,

my is the

He

him

ask

with

agree

book

I

thinks

read

had

father

to

that

putting the

not

are

Ramsden

That appointed me. been has talkingabout.

Rhoda's

family matters fairlybefore you.

yourself,then.

:

I

and

if your

full of natural

so

them.

J will.

tanner.

book

suppose like me

not

both

are

friend, you

[sulkily]Put

ramsden

book

would

You

situation

fairlybefore

situation

order

to

you

how

read

to

are

it !

What

you

would

read

the

settle it ?

to

we

to

you

about

your

Suppose duty to

?

[gently] I

ann me

Mamma

feelingin

Besides, my

tanner.

me

Granny,

see,

[much perplexed]

ramsden

he

anything of

it.

suppose

have

done

I

?

You

ann.

be

havn't

Act

[indignantly]No sir. whitefield [placidly] Well, then, why

ramsden

very

Superman You

[to Ramsden]

tanner

and

and

into

as

make dilemma

a

sure

painfuldilemma,

a

I

said, quite natural

choice as

one

you.

way

or

never

purposely force

Jack.

Yes, [irritably]

ramsden

and,

am

yes, Annie and

the

:

this is all very But

becoming.

other.

We

are

as

you much

well, must

in

a


I feel that

ann.

must

I

Granny

am

No Tanner

I

:

carry them should put the

you

people are

that

me

out sponsibility re-

always

this world.

take

it in that way. refuse to accept

you you

said

never

me

as

your

that.

I

greatlyobjectto

act

all.

that's

:

Why

whitefield.

mrs

to

me.

?

ramsden.

Mr

that

to

won't

men

seems

sorry [touchingly]Do

ann

two

people in

other

putting things on

ward,

It

Ann.

on

sacred

19 inexperienced,to

too

young, are

you hard

it is rather

say

ramsden.

too

am

If

whitefield.

mrs

with

I

Superman

father's wishes

My

decide.

I

and

Man

I

Act

What's

?

the

with

matter

poor

Jack ?

advanced has made

not.

are

to

accept

as

me

ward,

your

?

you

I

[gloomily]No. face it. [He

must

I let turns

in for it ;

myself

the

to

away

I suppose

so

bookcase,and

moodilystudyingthe titles of the volumes] [risingand expanding with subdued but gushing

there ;

stands ann

.

Then be

carried

to

are

we

!

mother

my

advise

And

And

.

mother

agreed don't

[She goes I

shall

[She

me.

shoulder]

all You

out.

hands, saying] and

refuse

don't

You

sorrow.

tanner

and

I

deny it. What Of course ! Nobody is more nonsense not. I am it is Jack himself who than sure Granny. all the difficulty.Come, Jack ! be kind to me in

ann.

to

for him.

advanced

too

are

[indignantly]They

ramsden

my do

views

My

tanner.

Jack

know

dear

my what

a

Ramsden

to

have

casts

the

and

;

my

glance

a

Killer.

Giant

s

that

is

joy

and

dear

father'

Tanner

at

will is to

presses both

Granny

[She goes

to over

light] de-

me

his

help her

past her

Octavius] And Jack's inseparablefriend Ricky ticky-tavy[he blushes and looks inexpressibly foolish], mrs whitefield [risingand shaking 'her widow* s weeds that you are Ann's straight] Now guardian, Mr Ramsden, to

I wish

people moves

would you nicknames.

towards

the

speak They

door] .

to

her

can't

be

about

her

habit

expected to

of

like it.

-

giving

[She


Man

20

How

ann.

with

can

and you

Superman

say such

affectionateremorse] Oh,

Have

I been

inconsiderate his

sitting astride Putting her

hand

Do Must

I call

his

on

want

you

.

chair

Mr

you

thing, Mamma!

a

I wonder

his

with

be

to

elbows

treated

Robinson

in future

a

right!

Octavius, who the

on

like

be

you

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she

forehead

to

I

[Glowing

can

[She turns

?

Act

back

of

face up

grown

is it.

denly^ sud?

man

up

?

pleasecall me Ricky-ticky-tavy. "Mr hurt me Robinson" would cruelly. [She laughs and back to Ramsden],. pats his cheek with her finger ; then comes I'm You know beginning to think that Granny is rather a dreamt of its hurting you. pieceof impertinence. But I never he pats her the\ ramsden as on [breezily, affectionately I insist on Granny. "I back] My dear Annie, nonsense. other name than Annie's won't to any answer Granny. ann [gratefully]You all spoilme, except Jack. tanner [over his shoulder, from the bookcase] I think Mr Tanner. ought to call me you ann [gently] No you don't, Jack. That's like the things shock know to people : those who say on you purpose you

[earnestly]Oh

octavius

attention

no

pay

famous

after your

ann

Juan.

! harm

is there

Then

that. you of something else ?

Jack

I I

until

certainlywon't for Heaven's

I

worse.

think

can

Oh,

tanner.

capitulate.

endeth

Here

Jack.

Juan

like, I'll call you

[innocently]Oh,

know. you

Don

ancestor

Don

ramsden.

But, if you

them.

to

any call

sake I

consent

first and

my

don't to

last

I didn't

in it ?

try

I call

May invent

to

thing anyI embrace

Jack.

attempt

to

assert

my

authority. ann.

You

mrs

whitefield.

see,

Mamma,

they

all

reallylike

to

have

pet

names.

them

until ann

you

out

are

we

of

I

me,

mother

emotion] .

think

you

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mourning. ?

the

soul] Oh, [She hastilyleaves the

stricken [reproachfully,

remind her

Well,

to

how

could

room

to

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Man

I

Act

and Of

whitefield.

mrs

Superman

follows Ann\. tanner [coming from beated

smashed

"

the

nonentitized, like her

"

[He follows

world

with

Octavius,

want

to

alone [left

him"]Tavy

:

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[She we*

:

re

mother.

Whitefieldout

Mrs

of

you

I

write

to

want

Ann

Yes

in

something

all

is

Heaven

she'll marry

the

octavius tanner.

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Ricky ;

Bite

man,

Two,

if

but

right;

half swallowed

as

poet

a

I

:

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it. The

Tavy.

you. [sighing]No

are

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heroine

the

as

care,

heroine

for

count

I confess

:

Take

tanner.

you

for

count

play.

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a

octavius.

to

want

With

tanner.

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whimsically at

stares

?

octavius.

you're

the

as

careful, by

very

luck, Jack !

such

is in the lioness's mouth

head

your

not

Ann

with

play

in three bites already Ticky ; Bite Three, Tavy "

Bite

"

One,

and

;

:

down

go. She

octavius.

her

know

ways. Yes

tanner.

stroke

of

she

?

eat

her

about I do

her

want

so

because

everybody's back question is, which

the

:

her

to

eat

she

me

that I

the

that's

makes

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tanner.

you

it's

not

of

h

e

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will

with of

us

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will

think

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brutalities

your

destruction r

purpose

:

;

she

will hesitate

side

woman's

a

it's fulfilment. and

that

Nature's. She to

of

destruction.

own

your

but happiness nor yours, is a blind fury of creation.

you

bear

can

her

do

you

hope.

me

But

octavius.

woman

:

own

Tavy;

fascination

it :

but

;

everybody, Jack

to

same

breaks

she

:

paw

they give

tanner.

neither

is the

to eat opinion is that she means you. It's horrible talk like to [rising,pettishly^ when she is upstairscrying for her father.

My

octavius

to

!

usual

as

1

room~\. tanner

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fault

Ramsden bookcase~\

the

Stuff, sir.

ramsden.

My

course.

2

purpose

is

Vitalityin

sacrifices herself

sacrifice you

?


Man

22

Why,

octavius.

she

that

and

will

it is

Superman

just because

sacrifice those

not

is

she

she

I

Act

self-sacrificing

loves.

is the

It profoundest of mistakes, Tavy. is the that sacrifice others women self-sacrificing most kind in unselfish, they are recklessly. Because they are little things. Because is not which a they have purpose That

tanner.

their is

own

purpose,

but

that

them

but

an

nothing

to

Don't

octavius.

tenderest

of

care

musician or

freedom

Can

the

of

father us

how

tremble but

;

pleasure enslave embodied

as

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so

in

and

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tanner.

your

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But

you,

the

the

like

most

artist

and

that

:

Nature

?

man

have

us

no

happy

?

of

purpose

breadwinner.

mere

have

is, you

unscrupulous

as

of

purpose

a

men,

a

selfish

man's

a

slaverymakes

all if you

at

an

a

if the

matter,

are,

follyas

enslave

for

They accuse pleasure; but

our

whole

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is

and

danger, us,

away.

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for

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purpose

one

in

or

another?

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to

rifle

any

to

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means

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as

mere

as

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and

tears

transient

woman

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woman

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a

take

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are

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treating them can

them

when

the

of

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from

escape

son's

a

man

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man

die

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that

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But

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a

own

strongest

when

weep

as

our

appropriated?

universe,

of

instrument

ungenerous,

his violin.

of

whole

the

us.

Yes,

tanner.

be

of

as

a

pose pur-

woman's

a

purpose.

Not

unscrupulous. Quite unscrupulous.

octavius.

tanner.

his wife for

his

living at To

his art.

into

gets

strip the inmost his

secrets,

to

he

women

mask

children

seventy,

intimate

deepest

reason,

his

starve,

of

sooner

is half

knowing

that

see

them

they

energies, to him

let

mother

drudge work than at anything but vivisector,half vampire. He from

convention

artist will

true

barefoot, his

with

relations

creative

make

go

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them, have

rescue

visions

to

and

study them,

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to

the

to

power

him

dream

from

to

rouse

his

dreams,

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inspirehim, them

blackens

ideal

make

to

that

child-bearing so

bad

husband.

wither

thousand

a

enable

him

write

to

For

philosophy! shew

ourselves

us

but

this

such creates

the

deadlier

moment

it is

"

noblest

issue

them

finer

picture, profounder

a

her

to

jot

a

to

woman

any

he

she

as

is

nothing

are

adds

human

is

to

as

him,

struggles there the

a-;

struggle Which

j

woman,

between

tween be-

shall And

them.

romanticist

your

and

it

they

cant,

if it of

out

the

Remember

grizzly bear

or

so

I don't

and

"

strugglesthat

deadliest

it for

admit

get

we

sincerer than

the

where

meant

Oh,

tanner.

the

love

if

I

did

cheek

know, not

love

food.

of

patted your chop. You

there

tiger will

she

octavius.

the

that

next

tim"

meet

you

a

Bengal tiger, Tavy.

a

I

octavius.

you

were

characters.

tanner.

from

is the

because, in

Even

octavius.

done

that

mother

of

creation

that

remorseless

the

and

sacrifice

surelyas to

as

another.

one

:

and

man

other?

is all the

way

of

rage

race

who

he

as

as

woman,

artist

the

up

the

the

treacherous

so

the

a

mir.d

new

In

and

;

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minds

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dangerous horriblyfascinating.\ Of all

none

love

creates

men.

as

as

use

ourselves

of

known

artist's work

the

Tavy, reallyare.

ness tender-

child-robber, a

paint a play,

you,

we

knowledge new

ruthless

is

as

knowledge

and

mark

of

children.

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the

glorify

the

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greater

a

poem,

has

and

pangs

her

to

is

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and

himself

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only

milk

the

her

right

they

reallymeans

her

at

cheat.

a

he

spare

:

if

Hamlet

act

scoff

artist

worse

women

deeper

a

is

that

mother's

for

of

belong

hypocrite and

a

the

have

may

he

But

blood-sucker,

to

steals

marriage began, the great

Since a

he

fosteringthat

and

whilst

purpose He

23

persuades women

printer'sink to He pretends to

with.

women

He

own

his.

it for

it

Superman

calls it.

for their

do

to

he

as

this

do

may

and

Man

I

Act

love, Jack.

as

it

if it

were

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fixed

is

There

you.

I think

Jack,

make

is

no

love

loves

Ann a

have rule

that you nicely under

to not

run

to

away

mind


Man

24 anything things

you

Superman with

out

come

Act

I

perfectlyrevolting

sometimes.

followed by

returns,

their

air of former leisurely

of genuine

and,

concern,

between

comes

You

say.

Ramsden

with

and

the

two

They

A?in.

pullshimself up abruptly as he sees I hardly expected to ramsden.

of

part,

s

address

intending to

men,

quickly, grief changed to one

decorous

Ramsden1

on

in

come

He

worry.

Octavius, but

Tanner.

find

still here, Mr

you

Tanner. Am

tanner.

I

in

the

Good

?

way

fellow

morning,

the door], guardian \he goes towards ann. Stop, Jack. Granny: he must

know,

sooner

or

later. Octavius

ramsden.

for the

It is of

you.

Tanner

too,

present

I

Before

ramsden.

the

Do

sorry to say. whilst I explain?

have

your

sister,and

of

"

Jack.

finally,let

that

news

wish

you

from

secrets

no

decide

you

concerns

news

a

am

[turning pale] I

octavius

that

be

to

very serious piece of privateand delicate nature

most

painfulnature

most

Mr

the

I have

:

me

say it is terrible

that

news.

Violet!

octavius.

I

ramsden.

What

not

am

that

sure

Is she

happened?

has

it is

not

even

dead!

"

than

worse

that. Is she

octavius.

badly

hurt ?

Has

been

there

dent acci-

an

? ramsden. tanner.

tell

us

what

No

:

nothing

Ann

:

will

the

We

dreadful.

three

shall have

ramsden. am

afraid

the

I can't.

humanity

common

to

table and

fight it

Violet

get her

has done

to

out

between that

something

somewhere.

away

sits in Ramsden'

[enlightened]Is

octavius

Ramsden

to

men

sort.

is ?

matter

fluttersto the writing the

that

have

you

whispering\ \_half

ann

of

s

them~\. what

you

[She

ing chair, leav" .

meant,

Mr

?

Yes. there

is

[Octavius sinks no

doubt

that

upon

Violet

a

chair, crushed"].I

did

not

reallygo

to


Man

I

Act

weeks

three

Eastbourne

and

Superman when

ago

25 thought

we

she

was

called And she a on Parry Whitefields. strange doctor yesterday with a wedding ring on her finger. Mrs her there met by chance ; and so the Parry Whitefield the

with

whole

thing

out.

came

bis

[rising with

octavius

scoundrel

Who

fists clenched]

is

the

?

She

ann.

tell

won't

us.

into [collapsing

octavius

the chair

What

again]

a

ful fright-

thing !

[with

tanner

than

Worse

death,

Dreadful.

sarcasm"]

angry

Ramsden

as

Appalling.

[He

says.

to

comes

it would not give, Tavy, to turn Octavius]. What you into broken, or a railway accident, with all her bones something equally respectableand deserving of sympathy ? be brutal, Jack. Don't octavius. Good

Brutal!

tanner.

for ?

Here

is

Heavens,

what

man,

whom

are

you

all

supposed to be making bad color sketches, practisingGrieg and water and Brahms, gadding about to concerts parties,wasting her We life and her money. suddenly learn that she has turned from these sillinesses to the fulfilment of her highest purpose and function and to increase, multiply plenish regreatest crying

a

woman

we

"

the

And

earth.

and

rejoicing in completed womanhood "

are

Unto

us

you

"

for the and

dead

child

a

who

her

all

disgraced

as

instinct and

is born

as

the

instead

us

a

girl

son

as

merry faces

had

her

admiring

raising the

pullinglong if

of

;

unto

:

been

have

"

instead

of

the

crowning

triumphal is given,"

grigsin your and

courage

looking

committed

of

strain here

you

mourning ashamed

as

the

vilest of

crimes.

[roaring

ramsden

abominations table

with

uttered his

you

at

Violet

word

your now

?

in

rage]

I

will

house

[he

if you leave your

insult

my

'not

smites

have the

these

writing

fist]. Look

tanner.

with

here and

:

house.

me

again I'll Ann:

where

take is


26

Man Why

ann.

she

Of

wants

she

Are

?

tanner.

she

;

for

it from

get

:

you

her

to

going

am

wants

chance

every

likelyto

I

Superman going

you

course

money

wants

and

?

her.

to

child.

she

shall

She

and

respect her

I

Act

help ;

wants

congratulation; does

She from

not

seem

Where

me.

is

she?

! Under

miserable

your

duty,

Cleanse

street.

the

She's

headstrong, Jack.

so

What

tanner.

do

be

Don't

ann.

Ramsden's

Hunt from

roof!

her her

Ramsden.

[Turning

her.

to

driven

to

run

for

for

I

Mr

away,

anxious

help

to

sir, impute

you,

to

that.

house.

your

against it.

protest

cab.

a

her

save

such I

from

am

being

protection.

principles.

his

to

dare

the

contamination.

only too

am

last penny

my

you

I

?

me

It's [subsiding"]

tanner

up

down

put

to

to

to

come

How

Tanner]

on

intentions

monstrous

ready

right to

no

and

into

your

But [indignantly]

ramsden

act

had

She

Go

out

I'll go English home. ann [alarmed] Oh, Granny, you mustn't do octavius rising] I'll take her [broken-bcartedly,

Vindicate

purity of

sacred

Ramsden.

threshold

your

upstairs.

all

It's

He's

right,then. agreed

that

not

going

all stand

we

to

by

Violet. But

octavius.

her

by marrying it

to

is the

who

and

;

He

?

man

shall, or

he

make

can

he

shall

tion reparafor

answer

me. ramsden.

He

tanner.

Then

There

shall, Octavius.

speak like

you

a

man.

Not

octavius.

Annie

;

I

but

So

tanner.

scoundrel I think ann.

by you

us.

we

are

;

are

of

way

!

him

He

is

scoundrel. no

say

scoundrel, after all

a a

heartless

I

beg

?

scoundrel.

pardon,

your

less. to

marry

reforming her

your

sister

!

character

to

On

damned

a

my

soul,

all mad.

Don't

right, Tavy tell

can

think

scoundrel

a

damned

A

ramsden.

don't

you

be but

we

absurd, Jack. don't

know

Of who

course

he

you is

:

are

Violet

quite won't


Man

I

Act

What

tanner.

done

his part

and

does

earth

on

and

;

Superman

Violet

it do

must

27 who

matter

the

he

He's

is ?

rest.

~\

rascal

in

murderer

to

and

;

to

shocking : tell us,

won't

paid

that

out. us

among

Violet

Ahem

!

tanner.

a

In

our

introduce

to

with

him

;

don't

of

such

rags

Simply nothing.

of

sure

so

Violet

If any

that.

man

is

;

could

the

just we

The

all.

us

as

it

do

but

lie and

sort

a

/

am

don't

me

:

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protest

it

have

as

at

just

that sticks fast

as

look

been

If it

Ramsden

is

to

as

wildered be-

so

have

might

anybody. "

which

getting

of mud

Tavy:

have

might

of

comes

robe

been

of

act

an

cardinal's

Come,

have

is

suspicionyou

It's

the

or

tramp.

might

that

suggest

is what

Nature.

clings to judge's ermine it

That

capable. with

to

this

Ramsden,

me

of

dare

you

?

dear

Mv

:

Ramsden

not

Do

act

an

purposes

the

Nothing.

?

if

but

;

It's

can special attention, we easily find of notoriouslyloose principles man any

[aghast]

man

flung at

that

loud.

so

"

tanner.

every

admit

talk

[raisinghis voice~\Yes sir, I repeat, if there is us notoriouslyloose principlesamong Or man notoriouslylacking in self-control. any

ramsden

what

is !

;

a

"

of

capable

do

we

any is

ramsden

the

hand

is than

worse

daughters

our

all

! I'm

If there

tanner.

man

can

Hmph

has

cross

There

!

he

who

the

by

trust

must

we

what

ramsden.

to

him

to

;

learn

to

shake

to

villain

a

There, Granny, [coaxinglj]

most

any

not

are

homes

our

libertine,

a

lunacy

"

ann

to

we are

we

into

"

midst,

our

ignorance him

Stuff!

[besidehimself

ramsden

had,

going

protest.

[choking"]I

ramsden

Guilt

tanner.

And

yet

itself you

I

"

I

"

could

know

"

not

stammer

perfectlywell

more

he's

fusedly. con-

innocent,

Tavy. ramsden

[exhausted]I

admit, myself, that

there

glad

am

is

an

you

element

admit of

that, sir. truth

in

what

I


28

Man

you say, grossly malicious humor.

possible in

and

as

you I

Superman

hope, Octavius,

couldn't

Jack: you Why not ?

octavius. tanner. octavius

[appalled]Why

tanner.

Oh, feel

doesn't father

of

denying

child, I

Violet's So

if I

Third, be

justa little.

me

wouldn't

you

"

"

!

not

quarrel

to

me.

it.

to

moment.

well, I'll tell you

bound

like

gratify your suspicionof me is

no

for a you ! No, not [drily]I think he suspects

tanner

it

l

mind.

your Of

octavius.

would

distort

may

Act

why

with

Second,

me.

had

the

should

First,you

not.

honor

boast

friendshipis

of

of

Violet

being the

it instead

of

in

danger. have the I should octavius. suspicionwith put away and feel naturallyabout it. think horror if only you would I beg pardon. your And let's sit now pardon! nonsense! tanner. My and down The have rest a family council. [He sits down. less under protest] Violet is going or follow his example, more be packed do the State a service; consequently she must to What's abroad like a criminal until it's over. happening ? upstairs Violet is in the housekeeper's room by herself, ann. our

:

easy

not

.

"

of

course.

Why

tanner.

with

drawingroom

Oh

tanner.

I suppose before

her

ann.

;

my ! the

and

judges. Oh, Jack

mother,

old

cats

to

is the

room

prisoner is waiting

the

is in the

consideringwhat

housekeeper's

The

?

Ramsden

Miss

absurd, Jack.

be

Don't

ann.

drawingroom

in the

not

to

do.

penitentiary, be brought

!

! .

You

ramsden.

of

of the

one

are

at

present

old cats, sir.

My

would

me

a

guest

the

beneath

sister is the

mistress

roof

of this

house. tanner.

too,

Cats

if she would

She

put

dared, Ramsden. have

more

sense.

housekeeper's room,

in the

However, Ann

:

I as

withdraw your

cats.

guardian, I


/S3+X

order you to

to

I have

afraid

am

seen

her, Jack. And

I

once

going

is

she

am

ought

to

sorry

obstinate

rather

be

to

Tavy

think

I

going abroad.

speak

to

say about her

to

it.

about

How

octavius.

Don't

ann.

I

can

speakto

about

her

such

thing

a

down] ?

[he breaks

,../""

Ricky. Try

break down,

bear

to

it for all

sakes.

our

Life is

ramsden.

! face it like

Come

tanner

friends of Poor dear

all

not

everybodyexcept with

ass.

Away

down

here if she

we'll stand

by

to

No, [rising] also and [rising

it's

talk

is

dear

Grimalkins

going to

t

risk

don't you be a selfish Violet; and bring her

to

:

[ Octavius rises]

Tell her

.

her.

tanner, :

woman

Tavy

come.

ramsden

I

assure

It's

be selfish.

so

sir

"

interrupting him] Oh,

you

hard

all,on know

to

we

stand under-

do it. ; but stillyou'll meant word, I never my

conscience

against your

octavius.

the

who

Poor

!

and

dear Tabbies

and

you cares

Octavius.

poems,

dear brother

Poor

life !

another

create

and

plays

man.

a

again] [chafing the family! Poor

her life to

to

be

at

29 kind particularly

and

Violet

to

go

Superman

her. ann.

I

and

Man

Act I

what

do when

to

one

to do right. earnestly My dear Tavy, your piousEnglishhabit ofregardingthe world as a moral gymnasium built expressly leads you to to strengthenyour character in, occasionally

wishes

tanner.

think

about

should '

need

be

your

confounded

own

thinking about

of the

present hour

Bend

other is

a

baby. your energieson e nough. clearly way

when principles necessities. people's

happy

mother

that ; and

and

you

a

will

you The

healthy see

your

Octavius, much ramsden

sir ?

What

tanner.

perplexed, goes out. And [facingTanner impressively] is

to

become

Meaning

a

Morality,

of that ?

weeping Magdalen and

an

innocent


Man

30 child

branded

with

Morality

you.

please

of

England, Oh,

tanner.

Meanwhile,

I

practicalcourse

Not

in

its father

to

sir.

so,

Act

devil.

Morality

and

circle, thank

our

the

1

sent

female.

the

to

That

devil

is

be

to

is it ?

will

England

survive

disapproval.

your

unckatfti|^.hat agree you $r ""% Jfa Not N^K-v -pspirit, sir.

with

me

the

to

as

m

.

ramsden.

You

tanner.

here

account,

shame.

go

thought

Superman

libertines,male

our

future

the

her

can

I

ramsden.

to

and

if

explain that hereafter. [He

can

or

himself in front of

Herbert

Mr

gloomily'] # and ann coming [rising

for

calls

anybody

turns

Spencer,

reasons.

your

to

you

and away, whom he at

plants stares

.

better

go

intend

to

alone

with

You

ramsden.

are

beaming

eyes ; she

gives

are

he goes

and

looks

for me,

to

him

s

you

like

not

to

come

speak about

to

be

to

have

out,

She

much

it

present.

thought of

attention

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back

her

looks up

moved.

to

him

that.

being

your

with

disposed

Having

speaks almost into his with a start] : are turns You don't mind being

latest addition

at

turned

to

personalappearance,

and

The

tanner.

eh

not

I should

Tanner.

at

Jack The guardian ? I hope.

my

ought

right :

like

not

the shoulder.

on

moment'

a

softlygoes are

her

pats

ann.

we

good girl,Annie.

a

He

she

what

hardly

Will

gentleman. would

I

Granny.

me,

of him,

this

Ramsden

Miss

before

you

?

me ann.

You

with

I

Tanner]

[lookingpointedlyat

you

hadn't

?

ramsden

leave

the

to

up do

Ramsden] Granny: drawingroom and tell them to

her, then

ear.

you made

glad that you responsible

collection

of

goats, scape-

?

stupid old joke of yours about me ! Do know do you must pleasedrop it. Why say things that you best to please you, I do my ? Jack : I suppose pain me that you tell you I may are guardian. You now so my ann.

Oh,

that


Act

Man

I make

will with

me

and

Superman if

unhappy

so

3

refuse

you

friends

be

to

1

me.

[studyingher as gloomilyas he studied the bust] for my unreal our need not You regard. How go begging You have moral judgments are ! to to me absolutely seem the conscience only hypocrisy: and you can't see no tanner

"

difference

always attend

is

there

yet

"

to

about sortjJ"';"*^n

a

somehow^

you,

\

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^^^^^v

you.

her [tranquilly slipping

ann

with

him]

But

each

other

since

only natural, Jack ?

isn't that

children.

were

we

into his and

arm

Do

We

have

about

known

remember

you

[abruptlybreaking loose']Stop

tanner

walking

!

"

remember

I

everything. I

Oh,

ann.

I won't

tanner.

than

now

if I live

daresay we

I

it

a

I

it,Ann. dotard

the

am

It is

long enough. Wasn't

ann.

have

often

were

of

over

time

happy

am

?

more

no

ninety let

:

silly;

very

but

boy that school-

I shall grow

into

forgetit.

me

[She attempts

take his

to

again],

arm

and

Sit down

tanner.

in the chair next

sit down

yourself. [He makes writing table] No doubt

happy

the

for you.

time

compromised yourself. ever can

was

slapped

understand

could

the

her

behave

.

a

"

You

And

were

yet

hardly

success

a

the

have

with

it was

good girl and wickedest had

which

a

child

better you

never

time.

bullied

that I the

But tell me them. imposed on this : did you know ever a good boy ? All boys are but Of foolish sometimes ann. course. ; Tavy was always a reallygood boy. tanner [struckby this] Yes : you're right. For some reason tempted Tavy. you never ann. Tempted ! Jack ! dear Yes, my tanner. Lady Mephistopheles,tempted. You were a insatiablycurious as to what boy might be capable of, and diabolicallyclever at getting through his secrets. guard and surprisinghis inmost other

girls:

your

virtue


3

Man

2

What

ann.

Superman All

!

nonsense

stories of the

long

and

wicked

because

used

you

had

I

Act

done

tell me

to

sillyboys' tricks ! And call such ! secrets things inmost Boys' you what secrets are just like men's ; and you know they are ! What No I don't. tanner are \_obstinately~\ they, pray ? ann. Why, the things they tell everybody, of course. You

else. have

I

Now

tanner.

lured

me

everything. anything. You

to

didn't

talk about

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play

it for

on

wanted

never

to

tell

one

told

me

You

Jack.

one

were

to

you

me,

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horriblytrue.

true,

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know

to

satisfaction

the

something hate

to

I lied

;

told the truth little

talk about

to

we

were

that

no

wanted

what

that

of

devil of

weakness

and

a

to

! curiosity

own

your

a

I

myself interesting. And mischievous things simply I fought with about. boys I

brag to you, to make myself doing all sorts of

have

didn't

We

notice

to

I found to

another.

want

have

must

you

one

which

by

compact

I told

yourself.

tanner.

child

a

"

things

you

into

I didn't

another

ann.

I told

swear

from

secrets

no

things you

about

about

girlsI didn't

tell you

;

might just

things I didn't

I stole

care

I

things It

for.

want

all bravado

was

well

as

I kissed

; :

have

passionless

.

and

therefore I

ann.

unreal.

No

tanner.

would

;

told

have

of

but

if

I

wanted that's

the

true

those

:

me

go on. it's not

you

true,

dull, disappointing,

I

something reallyheroic at Jack ; but the things me, things I wanted

trouble.

And

least

to

you I could

but

;

of them. tanner

At

to

stop

always hoped that it would last. cuse [Recovering berself~\Ex-

uneasiness

out

to

me

not

do

to

you

brutal, stupid,vulgar things. be

wanted

had

You

me.

wanted

never

Jack.

you

ouf\ Oh, \_jiasbing

ann

Jack.

told of you,

never

you

I

was

Do [sardonically nineteen

tell

They on

only a boy.

were

Perhaps

do.

not

did

you

twentieths

were

never

often

you I knew

a

gave

and

me

bit like great

into you would grow

get

you

wrong. not

of

give way the

to

remorse,

exploitsI

Ann.

confessed

to


Man

Act

I

you

were

Of

ann.

have

happened.

But

You

are

heard

fun

himself

Yes

they

confess them

the

I knew

the

even

tell of

of

some

the

stories

true

well

as

for

be

may but

;

up

good boy

very the

to

^

that I romanced

me

I told you

when

touched

were

so

but

cannot

"

a

bit ; for,

threatened

the truth, you

me.

Oh,

ann.

t

ignominious, that he cannot ever, deny them passionately.How-

acute,

so

are

occasion

one

couldn

I don't want to remind terror'] the people they happened to,

his great

but

;

perhaps it was to

that

me

telling. A sensitive boy's humiliations for ordinary thickskinned grown-ups

for

things

them.

about

tanner.

of the

some

going to remind

But

anything.

of

you and

that

didn't like the

that you

did.

to [fondly,

ann

noticed

soon

33

"

disgraceful ones

most

Superman

I knew

course

tanner.

on

I

lies.

pure stories.

true

and

Never

never.

did.

Yes, you

tanner.

once.

Do

remember

you

dark-eyed

a

girlnamed Rachel Rosetree? [Ann's brows contract for an instant involuntarily]. I got up a love affair with her ; and comfortably we met one night in the garden and walked about very unwith

parting,and

at

but

it didn't

that

Rachel

you. and

How

of

held

cut

duty

to

the

for

;

the

guiltysecret and

And

a

stop her

?

From her

over

humiliation

very

found

kissed

and

You

you.

;

death

to

I had went

she

;

tell on It

too.

is thankful

to

told to

head, leading her

by threateningto and

If that

happened was that

out

good thing for her,

misconduct

me

that

thing

she

did she find it out

bored

have

next

because

me

abjectterror ann.

it

on

go

it would

on,

gone

another,

one

romantic. conscientiously

most

were

love affair had

round

arms

our

was me

a

her

life her. my for

now.

Is she?

tanner. ann. tanner.

She

ought It

was

to not

be,

at

your

all

events.

duty

suppose. D

to

stop my

misconduct, I


Man

/

34

I did

ann.

about

you

adventures

Do

ann.

with

other

and tanner

something

had

I had

you

went

you

in the

on

same

of that

enough

of romantic

sort

foolery tom-

did

why

break

you

off

our

fidences con-

I got

instead

of

I shouldn't

have

asked

for any

of it if

you

it. It wasn't

tanner.

you'd

that

you. sure

am

grudged

box

a

let

have

never

of sweets, call

me

What [i?icredulously~\

do

Oh,

Ann.

It

was

thing some-

own.

my

?

SOul.

My

TANNER. ann.

you

telling

that

quite strange to me ? allf\ It happened just then ^enigmatic that I wanted to keep all to myself

I

ann

know

become

it with

ann.

do

say that

to

Then \unconvinced~\

sharing

how

stopped my

Rachel.

with ann

You

girls?

No.

tanner.

;

I

?

mean

you

but

Act

her.

of that ?

sure

you

Superman

by stopping

adventures

my

stopped the way

stop it

Are

tanner.

and

be

know

sensible,Jack. You

you're talking

nonsense.

The

tanner.

notice

had

you to

It

were.

you

that

good

a

child

;

duty had

you

but

Well, I

others.

not

was

moral

time

that

time

that

at

solemn

most

you set

were gettinga you for nothing that you

to

chastise

traded had

one

Ann.

earnest,

and

pretty set

never

Up

too.

up

You soul

too.

suddenly

reform

to

a

But found

Rachel.

extensivelyin up

didn't

sense

that time

of I had

Up being a duty to played

conscience with than fox in no more a boy buccaneer But now I began to have a scruples,to feel poultry farm. no obligations,to find that veracityand honor were longer of grown goody-goody expressionsin the mouths up people, in myself. but compelling principles ginning beYes, I suppose you're right. You were ann \_quietly\ the

to tanner.

to

be

be

a

man,

Are

something

you more

and sure

?

I

be

to

it

was

What

a

woman.

not

that

does

the

beginning beginning of manwe

were


know

it

:

for

did

though

we

change

that

began

its part in the

earliest

remember

we

it

birth

the

was

?

time.

No

in

of

me

1

may

"

remember

can

the

at

You

?

love

can

romances

me

But

love.

I

romances

to

came

of

played

understand

not

35

people's mouths

most

Love

me.

follies and

earliest

the

in

beginning

follies and

and

dreams

the

that

Superman

mean

means

before

long

say

womanhood

and

hood

and

Man

I

Act

:

"

the

moral

that according to my experience passion; and I declare real moral passion. passion is the only All passionsought to be moral, Jack. ann. think that anything is strong tanner. Ought ! Do you a enough to impose oughts on passion except a stronger passion still? moral be controls passion,Jack. Don't Our sense ann. stupid. moral Our And is that not ! a tanner. sense passion ? Is the devil to have all the passionsas well all the good as if it were If it were the mightiest ? not tunes not a passion "

of

the

like

a

that

passions, all leaf

turns

before a

child

into

idle

they were

the

grotesque

and

conscience

fancies, habits to

My

soul ann.

into

noticed

that

tanner. ann.

all the

Oh young

boy

army

and

a

;

but

greedinesses and

superstitions,

lit flames

newly

them

ones.

mob

of purposes

and

it

the gave of

When was

ing dawnthem

appetites

principles.

passion. got more you before that.

!

Jack, you

were

trees

like

before

me

intelligence.

mature

found

Destructive

fir

in

of by the radiance passiondignifiedthem,

an

of that

destructive dreadfully

passion

strong

but

born

was

I

them

the

shine

passion. That and meaning,

organized

of that

Very

childish

mere

"

and

ridiculous

and

it away

sweep

It is the birth

Jack. passions, passionswere

aimless

they suddenly began to by no light of their own, moral

passions would

man.

other

cruelties, curiosities and

a

other

are

All

tanner.

other

hurricane.

a

There

ann.

the

Stuff very

I

!

sense.

was

only

destructive.

by chopping

You

were

a

mischievous. You

off their leaders

ruined with

a


Man

36 wooden

sword.

and

You

Superman

broke

all the

fire to set catapult. You your arrested he Tavy for it because

You

stop you.

!

have

I

than

now

destructiveness

my

become

have

I bushes

creeds

Xbtred\

I

The

the

police

he

couldn't

bardments, battles,bomthe

moral

red

times

ten

directed

I

clears

is

ends.

it

and

gorse

it is

to

see

any

only destroy.

can

gives

I

clast. icono-

an

burn

feminine

too

useful.

so

Construction

made

institutions

with

and

taken

idols.

am

why

structive de-

more

moral

to

frames

Destruction

Indians.

passion has

it

demolish

and afraid

am

ground

Destruction

when

am

cucumber

That

Yes. the

with

:

away

I

and

break

I shatter

cumbers

common

frames

reformer, and, like all reformers,

longer

tanner.

ran

Ann.

then.

was

in destruction.

sense

save

in hand

a

no

:

ann

to

imagination,

no

the

pooh ! these were our scalpsfrom

!

pooh

stratagems You

cucumber

I

"

Pooh

tanner.

Act

by busybodies. and breathing space

us

liberty. It's

ann.

no

No

Jack.

use,

will

woman

with

agree

you

there.

That's

tanner.

destruction

I adore

:

it in

with

and

tree

childish

and

and

boredom

attach

to

to

me

between

to

me

this us

chases

face~].It

her

from

you

day.

was

Yes

beast, even

delightsuddenly

and

compact

murder.

abhor

an

and

construction

ferent They're quitedif-

murder.

flower, in bird

that led you left their mark on

confuse

you

and

creation creation

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i

Man

38

and

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39

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41

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Superman

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as

desire

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hat

smart

lady as

sex.

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door.

43

favorably.

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haughty crispnessof speechand

her

;

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young

Superman

I, Ramsden,

am

appears

possesseda chin

and

Man

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in

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woman

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what

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only will find her birthday present in the housekeeper's room.

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right ;

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his head

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courage

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Man

44

and

Superman

ActT

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;

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to

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and

Man

I

Act

Superman

45

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to

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and being treated like housekeeper's room old ladies without child girls and by young duties and responsibilities.

as

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who

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abominable

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46 disgracefully

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to

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like

full.


ACT

the

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on

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always, the

world


'

48 well

of

speech,it

mark

be

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on

the

gravel. Heaven

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Robinson.

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lost the

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Tavy,

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tanner. the

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Tavy.

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1

5

gentlemanly helplessness

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53

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me

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and

kill

for

good

were

/

i

kill the

bees

There

is

Love

the

as

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we

were

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could

women

don't

I

bread

nor

and

ways

do

in

am

slave of love

consider

:

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without

instead

of

ing mak-

spider kills her mate be right they would

or

as

if

we

only good enough

for Love

is

else

there

:

world

it the

body some-

love.

but

like

nothing

without

:

us

nothing if

if

the

children's

drone.

Ah,

octavius.

poet

Tavy, their

of it.

neither

am

thou

bee,

ate

we

I

about

Jack.

use,

been

it, they would the

no

never

But

solid

a

row.

I ! I have Ann.

But

becomes

dream

to

a

talk is

and

in love.

By Heaven,

work,

her

in her

won't

you

been

Go

wise.

;

dream

will be

of

and

forced

be

there sort

them

poet's

a

get tired of muffins.

never

dupe.

at

!

have

with

our

then

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even

be

don't

you

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This

tanner.

its

be

to

and

understand.

:

inspirationin

octavius.

love

all

wife.

;

no

I shall tire of her

think at

ceases

stone

II

muffins.

Not

tanner.

Act

Marry Ann ; and more inspirationin

graves.

you'll find

You

octavius.

Superman

their

to

plateof

a

and

be

would

nothing

of

dream

a

\

but

sordid

horror. And

tanner.

give

the

him

this

of my

hand

I

beg

is the

ward

cradles, and

changed in our of Don Juan. octavius.

this "

that

not

you

Tavy

!

asks

I believe

:

are

you

to

who

man

the

real

we

were

descendant

like

anything

say

to

me

that

to

Ann.

own

;

and

[Straker New as

be

Don't

tanner.

will

nothing back

comes

her

stop

with

demoralizing

Man,

She

afraid.

has

marked You

now.

newspaper^.

a

himself

with

a

for her

you are

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doomed. the

comes

halfpenny

paper

usual. would

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straker.

when

we're

Times

for

motoring

out

him,

the

Leader

you we or

it, Mr

believe take

the

Echo

in

two

for

me.

Robinson, papers, And

the do


Act

Man

II I

think

you

and

Leader

leaves

there

Enry

don't

Paris

straker.

countin

How

such

cost

d'y'see,

won't

be

do

a

tanner.

good run Tavy Yes.

octavius.

Uncle

tanner.

was

a

do

:

To

ambassadors. old

had

man

cords re-

average,

All

the

then

chance'll

our

an

same,

and

Mr

:

be

Tanner

uncle

my

James

?

?

had

first

a

society.

But up

prevent

her

from

big dinner Now

agonies of awkwardness.

cook

rate

cooked.

she

serve

a

the

ave

can.

to

give

to

Sheep out price with?

presently;

remember

what

wanted

skill, and

her

Motor

matter

fairlymad

me

he

you

Why James

it

it;

stop

while

to

it

butcher.

agin

makes

except and hated

shy

?

hour

an

does

glad

clamor

digestanything man

What

the

to

em

what

That

?

fortymile

at

Government'll

see

gone,

sellin

o

there'll

French

the

Times

the latest?

sillysheep. lot : they were

a

trouble

the

his Times.

with

killed ?

many

Two

straker.

Biskra

grabs the

bettin, Tavy.

with

What's

to

He

much.

Mediterranean.

the

tanner.

don't

old

55

in the

winners

no

his weakness.

are

Not

?

stodge myself

to

me

Superman

paper

my

Are

octavius.

not

see

ever

tanner.

and

he

:

Well,

his cook

the

here

a

month, and

I ;

am

of

princes and

to

that poor

leaving him,

twice

poor

proud

was

dinners

couldn't

and

suffer

here

is this

I loathe travelling but Man. chap Enry Straker, the New ; I rather like Enry. for nothing but tearingalong He cares in a leather coat and inches of dust all goggles, with two the risk of his life and over him, at sixty miles an hour and when his back mine. he is lying on in Except, of course, the mud under the machine it has trying to find out where

Well,

given at

way. least once

the

sack

have

to

amateur,

a

and

put who

give

fortnightI shall go

to

him

lose

American

some

with up will touch

Enry's slave, justas straker

if I don't

a

Uncle

nice

his hat

James

Garn \exasperated~\

a

him.

thousand He

mile

will

millionaire

;

run

give

and

me

J shall

respectfulgroom-gardenerand his place. I am know his cook's

was

!

I

wish

I

had

slave. a

car

that


Man

56 would that

as

lose

you

Might

by a

motor

a

gitthe

for half

in it

you of

out

all

say is

it workin.

wheel

last inch

II

both.

us

right. We'll

go

hour

presently. straker [in disgust] Arf an machine seats himself in it; and ; news], paper in search of more out

I

keep

to

All right,Henry, [soothingly]

tanner

What

you

nussmaid

a

don't

you

unless

car

and

Act

Tanner.

talk, Mr

pram

if

me

Superman

can

you

ave

and

car

as

money

well

as

that

fast

as

go

and

an

ahr

!

turns

[He up

a

returns

his

to

fresh page of

his

_

Oh,

octavius.

Rhoda.

from

with

row

English girl hates that's

her

eldest

mother

to

out

with

the

Rhoda

was

car.

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motor

Rhoda

is

only

have

says

for

person

an

mother

and

;

positivelyprefers I

her

!

say

?

matter to

you

heading

one

her

[indignantly]Oh,

"

What's

tanner.

in the

She

is hates

she

But

Rhoda

think there

than

more

sister.

Ann.

octavius.

rule

a

for

note

a

note],

a

I rather

As

Ann.

I have

me.

Tanner

[He gives [openingit]

tanner

a

reminds

that

with

come

Ann

for

me

forbidden

has

ride

a

her

to

go

me.

markable suddenlybegins whistlinghis favorite air with redeliberation. Surprised by this burst of larklike they melody and jarred by a sardonic note in its cheerfulness, him. he is busy with and But his look inquiringlyat turn

Straker

,

paper

and

;

tanner.

Reason be

alone

a

fit person

for

to

of your

! An

a

You

too

weak

to

admit young

her

that

your

but

;

views

mind girl's

a

give

occasion.

I

Says do

What

with.

bids for-

Ann

reason.

?

reason

any

am

you

that

father

she

is dead.

has

a

very

heavy

Whitefield

Mrs

Rhoda.

control

No

octavius.

not

any to girl be

remember

[staringat him]

tanner

on

she

?

now

that

now responsibility

me

young

must

Does

insult is

with

paragon

octavius.

a

movement.

himself] [recovering

think

is

of their

comes

octavius

her not

nothing

and

are

In

I think

short, you I understand

hardly character.

suited

agree

with

her.

You

for the

formation

Ann. must

of


Man

II

Act

and

nothing of

I admit

tanner.

formation

of

consists

in

lie

I

that

but

the

in

habit

of

S7

and

I

admit

I

sort.

mind

lies ;

tellingher am

the

lady's

young

a

Superman character

object

the

ly

usua

particular

the

to

confidence

the

abusing

that

ot

girls. doesn't

Ann

octavius.

What

tanner.

sightof [catching

straker

Miss

Whitefield, gentlemen.

down

the

with

avenue

Jack.

say that, else does she mean

of

the

coming from

Ann

and

dismounts

[He

the air

?

who

man

a

bouse]

strolls away he

knows

is

no

longer wanted]. [coming

ann

I have

Jack.

one'of in the

headaches

her

It is

car.

shewing

deceiving

you.

ann.

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Of

do

that

you letter and

read

like

to

full

you

cost

headache,

s

Ann

?

what

said

you

minutes

two

just

after

now

I had

;

and

received

to

!

you

only doing

was

it in the

kindest

you

You

Ann.

him,

her

"

duty, jack ; and

you

too.

way,

kind you

understand

right

were

are,

Tavy

! How

1

beams.

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:

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coils.

tightenthe

? She

octavius. ann.

is

of

particulars.

mind

well

How

tanner.

the

at

even

Rhoda'

cure

How [goingto Octavius']

Octavius

!

?

mean

written

has

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helpful!

child

it.

Ann

quite right.

don't

consideration,

about

Never

octavius.

ann

to-day

misunderstand, Jack. Ann

cannot

tell her

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it.

got

.

you

arrived

tanner.

know

out

go

has

course.

Rhoda

ann.

poor

you

Then

tanner.

her

disappointment to her, Tavy say now, you

kindest

Would

tanner.

add

do

the

you

ann.

you

cannot

ing, morn-

Rhoda

that poor

with

and

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octavius.

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cruel

a

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tanner.

tell you

to

come

Tanner]

and

Octavius

between

Hush.

knows

For

I do.

shame,

Tavy

!

love

her, Tavy,


Man

58 and

I commit

off for

ann

I

She

her

at

care

speak

must

to

with

yourself; and

liar you

I

hour.

next

;

am

Tavy

her

found

have

.

and

off.

runs

time

love

in

what

out

so

ha?id~\

This

not

were

your

early housekeeping.

look here, Ann.

if

he'd

entertain hands

eloquent blush,

an

Rhoda.

about

you and

finish her

to

wants

Now [bluntly']

past all salvation

you've

with

you

incorrigible

an

are.

You

ann.

dare

I didn't

Jack.

misunderstand,

tell

Tavy

truth. No

tanner.

direction. I

that

daring

your

devil

the vicious

too

am

have

you

generallyin the opposite mean by telling Rhoda you

is

do

associate

to

human

any

that

now

:

What

have

ever

poisoned

her

her

in

mind

How

?

I

can

her

with

relations

decent

or

with

again,

abominable

that

?

way

I know

ann.

I had

ann.

The

mother

timid

me.

Always

All

yes

"

want

to same

you :

think I admit

have way

Book

timid

of

poor ?

Even without it

:

Rhoda

Would

you,

being

I have

had

You

it.

we

who

are are

a

man,

vilifyyou.

right

for

and mother

:

cruelly,so

so

cannot

and

misunderstood to

know

conventional

are

misunderstood it be

known

have

yours.

women

conventional, Jack, or

vilelymisunderstood. what

might

!

the mother

is.

mother

! I

Ha

dreadful

that

was

be

must

we

her ?

to

!

made

! It

ann.

how

to

[hiseye flashing]

tanner

lie

you

"

to.

Mother

ann.

did

why

Had

tanner.

incapableof behaving badly

are

you

Then

tanner.

the

for the

II

guardian

your

fly, dearest Ann [he kisses [tenderly] Ricky Ticky Tavy !

tanner

say

am

I

looks

landed

Act

car.

Jack.

morning.

octavius.

the

I

leave.

you

back will you the house to go friend. rather on Mamma's He's

:

He

Superman

Tavy's

in the

No,

American in the

give

to

you

turn

a

ann.

Ricky

I

Oh,

tanner.

and

fied vili-

Do

you vilified in to

let her


Act

Man

II herself

expose to

judge

hard

as

to

to way slander

lie and

they

as

59

she

is old

enough

That

can.

avoid and is

misunderstanding insinuate

what

and

obeying

tend preyour

to.

comes

I love

ann.

before

treatment

short, the

In

everybody

mother

such

to

Superman

herself?

for

tanner.

is for

and

my

mother, Jack.

rage] Is that [working himselfup into a sociological ? reason why you are not to call your soul your own any Oh, I protest against this vile abjectionof youth to age ! What does it it. Look at fashionable societyas you know is What pretend to be ? An exquisitedance of nymphs. tanner

horrible

A

it ?

of

procession

of

wretched

girls,each

in

the

ignorcynical,cunning, avaricious, disillusioned, old woman she whom calls antlyexperienced, foul-minded and sell mother, and whose duty it is to corrupt her mind her the to Why do these unhappy slaves highest bidder. than and old vile, sooner not anybody, however marry all ? Because of at marriage is their only means marry hide their selfish these from decrepit fiends who escape of the rivals who ambitions, their jealous hatreds young of maternal mask the have duty supplanted them, under and Such abominable the things are : family affection. voice of nature proclaims for the daughter a father's care claws

and and

law the the of

for

a

the

son

a

The

mother's.

law

for

father

and

son

the law of love : it is the daughter is not of revolution, of emancipation,of final supersessionof old and worn-out and capable. I tell you, by the young first duty of manhood and womanhood is a Declaration rity who Independence : the man pleads his father's authois no the woman rity who man : pleads her mother's authomother

is unfit

and

bear

people. I [watching quiet curiosity] will go in seriously for politics some day, Jack. Wh tanner [heavilylet down] Eh ? What? his scattered has that got to do wits']What have been saying ? ann

to

citizens

him

to

a

free

with

"

suppose

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with

you

ing [Collectwhat

I

v.


and

Man

60

talk

You

ann.

Superman

Act

n

well.

so

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nothing to you but talk. and mother, Well, go back to help her to poison your It is the RhoaVs imagination as she has poisoned yours. tame enjoy capturing the wild ones. elephants who I am boa a strictor conYesterday I was ann. getting on. an : elephant. to-day I am and trunk Yes. So pack your tanner. begone : I have to

more

no

ann.

to

to

enjoy

in

it but

Break

your

fast ride

a

an

sixtymiles like.

mind

in

excuse

for

a

impracticable.

and

be

You

a

ing accord-

way

according

not

and

of

to

your

and

vigorous ;

instead

car

learn

seeing nothing

detestable

write

can

finish

clean

your

with intrigue. Come to across Algiers and to Biskra, at Come the Cape if you to right down Declaration x"f Independence with a

and

will

vengeance. will

motor

hour.

an

That

a

Go

chains.

your

conscience

Marseilles

to

That

!

Get

mother's.

and

?

own

your

means

utterlyunreasonable

so

Do

tanner.

!

you.

are

I do

can

me

to

say

You

What

! Talk

Talk

tanner.

book

a

mother

your

and

about

it afterwards.

make

a

of

woman

you. I don't [thoughtfully"]

ann

in

You

that, Jack.

are

think

guardian

my

be

would

there :

stand

you

wish. Nobody could place,by his own be travellingtogether. It would against our thousand thank times, Jack. I'll come. a you father's

[aghast] You'll

tanner

Of

ann.

But

[he

"

feebly] No : look here, no point in doing it. do

me,

You it.

you

Yes:

tanner.

know

absurd

How

ann.

in a

say

my

word

: delightful

! ! !

come

course.

tanner.

ann.

harm

any

You

are

stops, utterlyappalled ; Ann

you

if there's

!

are

You

in it there's

harm

no

don't

resumes

to

want

promise com-

?

that's

the

talking would

:

then

never

whole

the

sense

greatest do

of my nonsense

anything

to

proposal. ;

hurt

and me.

you


Act

6

Superman

don't

if you

Well,

tanner.

don't

and

Man

II

want

be

to

1

compromised,

come.

since you

ought

wish

to

of

more

see

of

Jack,

you,

are

and

another

one

to

I said

better than

offer about

and

I

one

"

When

do

?

start

we

But

TANNER.

interrupted by the arrival She is accompaniedby the White field from the house. and Octavius. gentleman, and followed by Ramsden The

we

know

to

come

think

thoughtful and very lovely holiday, especially You reallyare good

Rhoda.

think.

you

Jack,

come,

very

this

me

will

guardian ;

my

[Gratefully]It's

after what much

You

it.

better.

another kind

I

Yes, [with simple earnestness]

ann

is

conversation

Hector

Malone

all ashamed

is

his

an

Eastern

American

nationality.This

Mrs

American

he

but

;

of

is

not

at

makes

English people of fashion think well of him, as of a young fellow who is manly obvious enough to confess to an disadvantage without any conceal that he it. to extenuate or They feel ought attempt be his made is clearlynot not to to sufferfor what fault, and make kind His chivalrous to him. a point of being specially and his elevated moral to women, manners sentiments, being both

of

gratuitous and

though theyfind his

and

;

amusing when

it has

theyhave

to

had

tell anecdotes and

also that

cruder

stage

has landed

ceased

make

him

puzzle

to

them

as

vein

of

them

understand

being

{as it

that

he

On

that

does

these

than

that

points Hector

the British

are

apt

in

is to

make

rather

at

first)

really

which not

fortunate un-

,

and

civilization

little

must

they are strictly personal oratory is an accomplishmentwhich of

a

easy humor

unless

him.

he still thinks

strike

unusual,

not

scandalous,

belongs to his

migration

quite convinced merits

a

of

:

their

and to represent their various stupidities, as incapacities points of good breeding. English lifeseems to sufferfrom to him a lack of edifyingrhetoric {which he calls moral tone) ; English behavior to shew want a English of respect for womanhood ; pronunciation to fail very vulgarly in tackling such words as world, girl, bird, etc.; English societyto be plain spoken to an which stretches occasionally and extent to intolerable coarseness ;


62

Man

English intercourse

and

to

need

Superman

Act

enlivening by games

and

stories

II and

other

pastimes ; so he does not feel called upon to acquire these defectsafter taking great pains to cultivate himself in a first

rate

before venturing

manner

he

culture

they very the

truth

saturation

ported by at

he

him

be

to

unpacked

at

a

moment'

of English literature,

science

The

notice

s

and

hurled

and at

art,

every

set

these

Matthew

Arnold, the

sallies

dismay up by him he is helpingto educate England. findspeoplechatteringharmlesslyabout Anatole France opportunity. in his beliefthat

Nietzsche, he devastates

and

this

as totallyindifferent, evasive, commonly are to all culture, or else politely being that Hector's culture is nothing but a state of with our literaryexports of thirtyyears ago, reim-

conversational

When

To

Atlantic.

finds English people either

the head

encourages

the

across

Autocrat

the

of

Breakfast

them

Table,

with and

Macaulay

even

;

and

as

he is

devoutlyreligiousat bottom, he firstleads the unwary, by humorous irreverences, to leave popular theologyout of account in discussing them moral questionswith him, and then scatters in confusionby demanding whether the carrying out of his ideals the not was of conduct manifest objectof God Almighty in and pure women. The engaging freshness creating honest men and the dumbfoundering staleness of his culture of bis personality he is worth make ing knowit extremely difficult to decide whether his company whilst is undeniablypleasant and livening, en; for there is intellectually be got out to nothing new of he despises and is careful not to talk him, especially as politics, commercial shop, in which department he is probably much in advance of his English capitalist friends. He gets on best with the friendship romantic Christians of the amor istic sect : hence which

has sprung

In appearance

four,

with

shaped

a

him

up between Hector

is

a

and

neatly built

short, smartly trimmed

eyes, and

Octavius. young

black

man

beard,

of twentyclear, well

from

ingratiatingvivacityof expression. the fashionable point of view, faultlesslydressed.

comes

along

the

an

drive

from

the house

with

sedulouslymaking himself agreeable and therebyplacing on her slender wit a burden is

Mrs

He As

is, he

Whitefieldhe

entertaining,and it is unable

to

bear.


and

Man

Act

II

An

Englishman

would

their

indifferenceas either let alone Ramsden

her

let

lot

common

let

or

Superman

strolls

al"net accepting boredom the poor

and

;

inspect the

to

motor

and

lady wants

thingsthat

the

prattleabout

over

63 be

to

her.

interest

Octavius

car.

fiinsHector. [pouncing

ann

do

what motor

think

you

mother

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the


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64 I

hector.

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ramsden

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66

Man Talk

tanner.

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Man

II

Act

about

You

it.

love, Hector

pleaseabout

you

67

Superman

can't afford

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violet.

and

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violet.

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over

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;

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thing

go

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hector.

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hector.

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honored Tanner tanner.

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to

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speak. That's

ever

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engineer is showing hector

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Straker, who

with car

is

it off

goes Mr great success,

a

to

Mr

to

his

Malone.

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Ramsden.

[eagerly forgetting himself] Let's "

car.

come,

Vi.


Man

68

and

Superman him

warning [coldly,

violet

pardon,

Mr

Malone,

did

I

with

\recollectinghimself]

hector

pleasure of shewing

you

II

your

catch "

ask

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my

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her

quite

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allowed

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to

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the

steam

car,

Robinson.

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down

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shall be

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violet.

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trip,Straker.

this

with [preoccupied

straker

car] Yes ? supposed to

the

Whitefield

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.

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me.

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Robinson

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gather. be

to

of the party.

one

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STRAKER.

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tanner.

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to

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69

Superman

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II

Act

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ACT

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the

the educated

make

uneducated men

and

class

Guardian

lice.

wholly contemptuous.

is not

of a workhouse,

ward

tolerate

and

III

picturesque;

not

lions

as

of tramps

them

Act

they are

fad

them

or

a

artistic

tolerate

English policeman as

Superman

who there because are good for nothing; but there are also men they are strongminded enough to disregard the social convention (obviouslynot a disinterested one on the part of the ratepayer) bids a man which live by heavy and badlypaid drudgery when he has

the alternative

of walking

into the

workhouse,

ing announc-

himself as a destitute person, and legallycompelling the house him Guardians better than he could to feed, clothe and When a feed, clothe and house himselfwithout great exertion. who

man

and

is born

in

starves

a

a

poet

garret,

refuses a

stool in

spunging

on

a

a

poor

stockbroker'' s

landlady or

office, on

his

than work against his grain ; or friends and relatives sooner when a lady, because she is a lady, will face any extremity cook than take a situation as of parasitic dependence rather To such or parlormaid, we make large allowances for them. allowances

tramp,

are

the ablebodied

pauper,

him,

which

his nomadic

variant

the

equally entitled.

Further, the imaginative to

and

must

lends labor

have

leisure

to

man,

tell

itselfto imaginative offerno

such

if his lifeis

to

be tolerable

himselfstories, and decoration.

positions.

We

The misuse

a

ranks our

position skilled of un-

laborers

have man a refuses to be misused, we horribly; and when b-e Let us no right to say that he is refusing honest work. before we play; so that frank in this matter go on with our were reasoning, we enjoy it without hypocrisy. If we may farsightedpeople,four fifthsof us would go straight to the


and

Man

III

Act

Superman the whole

Guardians

for relief,and

with

reconstructive beneficial

most

knock

73

social system

The

results.

to

reason

pieces we

do

by instinct or at all. habit, not reasoning about the matter Therefore when a and who, applying and does reason, can man comes along who the Kantian test to his conduct,- can trulysay to us, If everybody would be compelledto reform itself did as I do, the world and abolish slaveryand squalor,which exist only industrially, and because everybody does as you do, let us honor that man seriouslyconsider the advisabilityof following his example. do this is because

not

Such a

a

like bees

ants,

or

able-bodied, able-minded

is the

man

work

we

gentleman doing his

best

to

get

pension or

a

Were

pauper. sinecure

a

he

instead

him for deciding blame of sweeping a crossing,nobody would that so long as the alternative lies between living mainly at the

of

expense

the

mainly at his,

and

community it would

the greater

of

be

the

allowing the community

folly to accept two

what

to

him

is to

live

sonally per-

evils.

out thereforecontemplatethe tramps of the Sierra withprejudice,admitting cheerfullythat our objects briefly,

We

may

"

to

be

the

gentlemen offortune

differencein

One malice

just as

a

unchained have

and

other

But

unmuzzled

catches

;

lives wasted

men's

societyhas

as

would

friendlyand frank manner there are quadrupeds,who

in

not

the

of

torture

in

courage

them, simply wreaks rites

and

and

on

the

methods

position and

of them, perhaps, it

two

or

our

much

are

"

same

merely accidental.

be wiser ;

theirs, and

as

to

kill without

for there

bipeds,

are

dangerous to be left these cannot fairly expect to the work of watching them. are

too

kill

to

them

them, and, when

some

degradation, and

it

piatory superstitiousex-

then

lets them

loose with

heightened qualifications for mischief,it is just as well that theyare at large in the Sierra, and in the hands of a chiefwho looks as if he might possibly, on provocation,order them

to

This block

be shot.

chief,seated

in the

centre

of the group

on

a

squared

with a of stone from the quarry, is a tall strong man, strikingcockatoo nose, glossyblack hair, pointedbeard, upturned moustache, and a Mephistophelean affectationwhich is fairly


Man

74

and

the scenery

imposing,perhaps because than

Piccadilly,perhaps

in the can

which

man

by no

whether looks it.

he He

is

ef

a

has

a

fine voice

strongest

fact that

best

man

Act

in

of a larger swagger

certain

touch

that

certainlythe

The

best trained.

admits

of

picturesquesness. His

he rascally ; is reallythe

means

because

bim

gives

deliberate

excuse

Superman

fed, the

which

grace

a

ready wit

the party best

alone

mouth

eyes and

and in

sentimentality are

and

;

not,

or

he the

dressed, and

he

speaksEnglish is not unexpected, in spiteof the Spanish landscape; for with the exceptionof one who ruined man might be guessed as a bullfighter by drink, and unmistakable all cockney or Frenchman, one they are American therefore,in a land of cloaks and sombreros, they ; hard hemispherical seedyovercoats, woollen mufflers, mostlywear hats, and dirtybrown gloves. Only a very few dress after their with broad sombrero cock* s feather in the leader, whose a cloak descending to his high boots,are band, and voluminous as the armed and are un-English as possible. None of them ; ungloved ones keep their hands in their pocketsbecause it is their national be dangerouslycold in the open air beliefthat it must with the night coming on. an evening as any (It is as warm reasonable could desire) man inebriate there is onlyone person in Except the bullfighting looks more the company who than, say, thirty-three. He is a .

small

with

man

look

of a

small

hat

visible

:

reddish

whiskers, weak

tradesman it shines

sixpenny patent hat

in

the

eyes, and

He difficulties.

with

wears

the anxious the

onlytall

the

stickyglow of some ing tendreviver, often appliedand constantly in

sunset

state of the original surface than the produce a worse ruin it was applied to remedy. He has a collar and cuffs of his brown celluloid ; and Chesterfieldovercoat, with velvet collar,is still presentable. He is pre-eminentlythe respectable over man forty,possiblyover fifi\ of the party, and is certainly the leader' s right,oppositethree men He is the corner man on to

in scarlet

Of

the

ties

on

his

remaining

left. two,

solemn, and

One who

of these both

are

obstinate

;

the

three

is the Frenchman.

English, one other rowdy

is argumentative,

and

chievous. mis-


Man

III

Act

and

Superman

75

fling of the end of his cloak chief,with a magnifice?it them. his left shoulder, rises to address The applause greets him shews that he is a favorite orator.

The across

sohich

the

make

to

and

Friends

chief.

this

to

fellow

brigands.

We

meeting.

have

I have

a

spent Anarchists

now

posal prothree

or question Have We have the most Social-Democrats personalcourage ? gone and into the principlesof Anarchism Social-Democracy at of Anarchy has been cause ably repregreat length. The sented

in

evenings

by Anarchism the mendoza

order

discussing

Anarchist,

one

our

the

[laughter] anarchist [rising]A point of order, [forcibly]No, by thunder : your means

took

know

doesn't

who

what

"

half

an

Besides, Anarchists

hour.

Mendoza

"

last

point of

don't

believe

in order. the

[mild,politebut persistent:

anarchist

the

respectablelookingelderlyman That I is a vulgar error. cuffs'] the

Shut

up. The Anarchist On

mendoza.

and

of

the

have

hand

other

They

us.

put

prove

before

us

not

are

three

C'est

men

in

faux

scarlet

on

Mr

I

ties.

! faux ! ! faux

Order,

mendoza.

The

Chair

!

three

Social-

speaking terms ; and incompatible

Social-Democracy.

personalexplanation. fair,Mendoza. 3. Je demande

the

Sit down.

distinct

three

A

faux.

and

"

have

we

.

Be

collar

suppressed.

the

among

they

views

is

celluloid

order.

\sbouting]Order,

others

Democrats

can

is, in fact,

order.

Order,

mendoza.

the

in

he

others.

It's la

a

lie.

I

never

parole. C'est

! ! ! Assas-s-s-s-sin

I protest. said

so.

absolument

!!!!!!

order.

Order,

Social-Democrats

2.

Chairman,

order, order

! Chair

!

suppressed. tolerate all opinions here. But Now, mendoza. we after all, comrades, the neither vast are majority of us Anarchists Christians. Socialists, but gentlemen and nor are


Man

76 the

and

Superman

Act

assent] Hear, [shouting

majority

! So

hear

III

we

are.

Right. the

You

ain't

Christian.

exception to be a Jew ;

to

reassemble

applause

a

and

the

Zionists

its

historic

when on

be

not

last

the

that

true

Socialism

have

in

though,

;

a

I

am

honor

leader

of

not

am

/

:

the a

soil

to

Palestine,

[sympathetic slave

a

formulas,

once

sense,

have

need

all the

swallowed

I

volunteer

to

hear, hear, csfr.]. But

"

I superstition. of

It is

race

will

a

all rules.

our

Mendoza

You're

suppression!

Sheeny, you are. [with crushingmagnanimity] My friend

no

mendoza an

[smartingunder

social-democrat

rowdy

to

any that

even

Socialist,always

a

Socialist.

But

mendoza.

is

v

sense

common

sense

business

here

questions motor

of

in

Sierra

the

in

spot

that

aware

can

is

"

not

Nevada,

the

ordinary man scarcelybe called an a philosopher. Com"

a

secure

affairs

business

our

Well, what

it No

?

in

chosen

Is

Spain ?

politicaleconomy and

cars

!

good enough for him ; and is good enough for me.

fairest

the

well

am

[Hear, hear !]

ordinaryman

as

I

hear

ordinary brigand, who

the

even

mon

Hear,

social-democrats.

the

the

discuss

to

it

:

by

is

is

our

Moors

abstruse hold

to

up

equitable distribution

more

of

wealth. the

All

social-democrat.

sulky

made

by labor,

mind

you.

[urbanely]Undoubtedly.

mendoza

and the

be

We

circulation

among

chieflyneeds risk of

our

of courage,

abstinence. and

broiled the

sulky

it

by labor,

squandered by wealthy vagabonds that shores of disfigurethe sunny

its way to of vice dens

on

Mediterranean. to

All made

"

lives and

We

intercept that wealth. the

the

class

working

that

class.

liberties,by the

We

do

exercise

and abstinence foresight, I myself have eaten nothing but rabbit for three days.

endurance,

social-democrat

the it

restore

it and

produced

in

of

that

this

at

the

the

virtues

especially pricklypears "

No more [stubbornly*]

ain't we.


Superman I

Have [indignantly]

mendoza

share

and

Man

III

Act

jy

taken

than

more

my

?

the

his needs

to

genuinely

the

Mendoza

ing accord-

each

according to his means. [shaking his fist at the Anarchist] each

English

both

with

Hear,

brigands.

of you.

hear

Bravo,

!

!

What

mendoza.

gentlemen,

and

take

we

the

I

"

the

is, let

say

strive

excel

to

treat

us

in

personal

the

the

rest, who

joins the

sulky

the

hill.

road

springs

!

[He

rushes

to

their

feet] .

! Who

arms

He

the north.

to

all scramble

To

[in ringing tones]

mendoza

only

courage

! Automobile

Automobile

goatherd.

the

on

comes

the hill and

as

Shikespear. [derisively]

from the goatherd forward along points excitedly

up and

another

one

field.

social-democrat

rowdy

whistle

down

To

?

not

I [diplomatically] agree

mendoza

when

he

you?

!

Fumiste

A

from

:

frenchman

the

should

Why

anarchist.

should

[unmoved] Why

social-democrat

sulky

the

has

the

gun?

to Mendoza] [handinga rifle

social-democrat

Here. Have

mendoza. the

rowdy

If the

nails

gives the

Two

[To

the

fail, puncture who

rifleto Duval,

him

others

of

With

tires with

follows

producesan opera glass. The and disappearto the north]

ahnces

Frenchman]

their

road

in the

strewn

social-democrat.

Good!

mendoza.

nails been

the

em.

Duval.

me,

bullet.

a

up the hill.

hurry

?

across

[He

Mendoza to

the road

.

[on the hill,using

mendoza

and

his chauffeur.

Angliche

duval.

rifle]Faut mendoza.

down

:

duval

Dieu

They

! Aoh

his

glass]

look

yess.

Two

talist only, a capi-

English. Cochons

[Handling the

!

? tirer,n'est-ce-pas

No

:

the nails have

gone

Their

home.

tire is

they stop.

[shoutingto

the

others]

Fondez

sur

eux,

nom

de

! mendoza

[rebukinghis excitement]Du

calme, Duval

:


Man

78 keep and

hair

your

receive

take

They

on.

Superman it

Act Let

quietly.

III

descend

us

them.

descends, passing behind

Mendoza whilst

leather

and

Tanner

caps,

led

are

fire and

in their

Straker,

and

and

coats,

the

in

coming forward,

motoring goggles, the

from

road

by

the

brigands, Is

tanner.

boss ?

Does

the

he

rowdy

speak English

Mendoza,

President

I loftily]

am

brigand

a

lets

Shake

poor. the

English

am

Ere

humor.

Brigands drop do

! where

I

is he ? friend

by

a

myself:

Sierra the

!

[Posing

rich.

I live

or

hear

by robbing

their

into

! and

Tanner

Mendoza

former places,

in ?

come

friend

and

chauffeur.

Well, [suspiciously]

SOCIAL-DEMOCRAT

SULKY

the

Hear,

[introducing]My

THE

downt

hands.

The

straker. tanner

of

social-democrats.

hands.

introduce

to

me

by robbing gentleman :

a

laughter and good

General

Y'

bossed

be

ahrselves

League

I live

[promptly] I

tanner

your

?

the :

as

he does.

Course

Allow [with dignity'] of

describe

you

?

social-democrat.

mendoza

show-foor

?

It makes

all

which

difference,

the

know.

you

[explaining]We

mendoza

friend. He

if straker.

again. duval

[He

expect

for

ransom

a

professionalchauffeur is free of the mountains. of his takes triflingpercentage principals a he will honor us by acceptingit. this way I see. to come me Just to encourage

duval.

about

it.

rushing across [impulsively

straker

you,

I'll think

Well,

embraces

to

him

rapturously and kisses [disgusted]Ere, git out :

frere!

Straker] Mon him don't

on

both be

cheeks].

silly.Who

?

pray

Duval

Oh,

straker. the

should

A

even

ransom

are

gentleman

we

bloomin

shake

the

Hinglishmen Spenniard, do you

suppowz

the

this

anarchist.

:

Social-Democrat.

you're He

a

means

Social-Democrat, that

he

has

are

sold

you? out

to

the


and

Man

III

Act

and

parliamentary humbugs is his

that

He

Bourgeois. menteur

thing

o

Compromise.

say

do

you the

in

put

with

up

Are

?

this

o

avin

we

at

we

are

or

much

ow

here

mountains,

Hear,

"c.

hustled

into

the

being

a

Socialist

a

Sit

Anarchist

Straker, after superintending

his

on

Mendoza1

s

right],

offer

rabbit

Broiled

anything ?

you

"

Thank

mendoza

[to his followers] Gentlemen Go

day.

the

and

tanner.

for the

it.

,

we

pricklypears

Chuck

up.

satisfactionplaceshimself on

Can

mendoza.

Shut

background.

proceedingwith

left,Tanner

hear!

Social-Democrats

[The

"c.

and

he

here, Captain Mendoza,

majority.

down, this

what

?

the

are

He say. say able Jamais de la vie ! Miser-

understand

See

pleasure trip meetin

bourgeoisie. Compromise!

the

"

straker. sort

79

faith.

[furiously]I

duval

Superman

you

dined.

have

we

:

is

business

:

over

please until morning. The into groups lazily. Some Brigands disperse go into the Others sit down lie down A few cave. to sleepin the open. or the road ; for produce a pack of cards and move off towards it is now have that motor cars starlight; and they know be turned can to account lamps which for lighting a card as

you

party.

[callingafter them]

straker

with

that

No

mendoza. one

we

straker

know

how

opposite

the

touch chat

one

at

our

tanner.

Tanner,

without ease

By

to

three

stop

of you

none

ing fool-

go

?

fear, Monsieur

It carried

not

them

hear

it do

brave

it, into

police station. sending for

The

le Chauffeur.

captured cur^d us of that. did [interested]What

mendoza.

did

d'ye

car,

Don't

?

comrades

of

Granada,

and

Since the

first

then

chauffeur.

who

ours,

capsized we

never

Shall

we

?

all

means.

Mendoza,

and

Straker

sit down

on

the

turf by


80

Man

the

which

the

right to the

by sittingon as

until

business

question of

are

remarkable

a

themselves

do

will

stone

only

your

for

me.

put

off

out

of

arrived

prefer

at

to

settle

to

the

service. I

rich

am

enough

reason.

by this admission]You usually describe guests

struck Our

sir.

man,

Preciselywhat Treat

tanner.

Don't

know.

well

us

No

straker.

don't

people

poor

own

me

shall

do

can't

you

not

and

pears

them.

to

say

we

:

prickly tell

we

ungrateful.

prove

broiled us

a

rabbits, you

bit better

than

that

can

be

like.

if you

procured

for

ready Are

tanner.

no

no,

all Socialists

you

modern

of

distribution

But

respect. two

I

I ask ?

here, may

had

air of the

that

should

could

you

am

so.

century. Socialism it.

a

the lose

take

ally natur-

existing self-

our

exception

to,

*

of

bit of

rich It has

must

We

you.

justice of

we

intention

no

fact, I

takingto

the

to

as

assure

faddists.

Quite

mendoza.

kind, I

otherwise

:

[drily]Most

straker

are

wealth

three

In

straker.

views

nothing

or

tanner.

the

of

nothing

:

have

chaps

you're talking.

Oh [repudiatingthis humiliating misconception]

mendoza

except

bread

money.

Now [graciously"]

straker

and

kids, milk, cheese

Wine,

mendoza.

the

III

cars. mendoza.

no,

am

miserably poor. Pooh ! Miserably

as

tanner.

motor

I

once,

have

vou

would

much [respectfully,

mendoza

using the

Spain always

fact,

if you

To-morrow

anything in

pay

In

at

ransom

in

custom

However,

tanner.

to

is the

to-morrow.

hours.

office

Act

his back.

It

mendoza.

like his guests, and

ground

support for

a

Superman

bis presidential waives delicately dignity, of block is the appanage, sit on the squared stone

Mendoza

fire.

and

men

a

suggestinganything Socialist myself. are,

reached

be

creditab dis-

I notice. us,

looking

I admit.

up

a

bit

It is in

if your


That

mendoza.

real a

among

brigands,it

movement

But

tanner.

ordinary citizens

are

of

few

too

are

fined con-

exercise

never

can

is

1

them.

capable of spreading hope for a political majority. than brigands any less honest itself

your

?

Sir

mendoza.

men

there

:

which

movement

honest

never

can

A

sir.

shews

Until

8

Superman

is true,

philosophers and politicalinfluence

to

any

and

Man

III

Act

I will be

:

frank with

Brigandage is

you.

classes : those attract two professions who not are good enough for ordinary bourgeois life and who those too are are good for it. We dregs and scum, the scum sir : the dregs very filthy, superior. very Take hear you. the dregs'll ! some care o straker. It does each not matter : mendoza. brigand thinks and likes to hear the others called himself scum, dregs. Abnormal

abnormal.

Come

tanner.

! you

are

head, flattered]. May How

tanner.

such I

?

pears

blunt

As

mendoza.

does

flock

a

have

seen

broiled

Pooh

!

Indeed,

had

have

mendoza

Yes [reflectively]

Hence,

waiter.

a

sudden

[With

You

and

already "

perhaps, I

intensity]Shall

their

shepherd prickly less

swear

turn

the

at

at

the

as

waiter.

of

the

Savoy.

!

me

I, Mendoza

:

to

champagne.

turn

my

astonish

A

was

have

there

tanner.

I'll

gifted,and foie gras all had

shall

!

waiter

question?

man

on

turn

a

bis

inclines

of your talent rabbit and broiled

a

less

I

blunt

a

you

Savoy on they have

rabbit, just as I

it pay

men

[Mendoza

please.

you

this

as

honest, supping at the mendoza.

ask

one as

wit.

a

Sierra,

cosmopolitanism.

my

tell you

the

story of

my

life? If it ain't [apprehensively] him] Tsh-sh [interrupting

straker tanner

Henry interest can

go

:

you me

to

mendoza.

straker.

have

no

Oh,

I loved

woman

this is

:

long, old chap

you

are

a

a

love G

"

Philistine,

in you.

romance

[To Mendoza] mind Never Henry

extremely, President. sleep. The

too

You :

he

"

story, is it ?

Right

you

are.


m "

82

Man

Go

I

:

on

and

only

was

Superman

afraid

going

were

you

Act

III

talk about

to

yourself. Myself! I have thrown myself away for her No the world sake : that is why I am here. matter : I count She had, I pledge you my well lost for her. word, the most had humor She magnificenthead of hair I ever saw. ; she had intellect ; she could cook to perfection her highly ; and mbndoza.

made

temperament

strung

cruel, in capricious, A

straker.

Er

cookin.

sir:

she

familiar

with

English peerage sold

all but

woman,

and

earl's

an

half-tone

process,

this

worker

:

I should

Yet

woman.

otherwise

let

"

scorned

have

she

was

a

it?

daughter. has made

all,for

of the

woman

a

people,

bluntness

reciprocateyour

me

"

her. did she

And

Very properly.

tanner.

the

of the daughters of the appearance I can honestlysay that I would have

lot, faces, dowries, clothes,titles,and

the

smile from a

the

;

o

not

was

the

Photography,reproducedby me

sort

Lady Gladys Plantagenet,wasn't

was

No,

mendoza.

word, enchanting.

a

shillin novel

six

name

able, uncertain, incalculable, vari-

her

respond to

your

lore ?

On

tanner.

if she did ?

religious grounds

No

mendoza.

considers

Jew

here

She

objectedto

Jew.

a

marry

I be

Should

mendoza.

:

in

she

was

a

his heart

?

freethinker.

that

English

said that every people are dirtyin She

their habits.

Dirty ! [surprised~]

tanner

It shewed

mendoza.

world

for

;

code

makes tanner. straker.

extraordinary knowledge of the it is undoubtedlytrue. Our elaborate sanitary of the Gentile. us unduly contemptuous hear that, Henry ? Did you ever I've

her

heard

sister say

my

so.

She

was

cook

in

a

Jewish familyonce. mendoza.

the

I could

impression

round

any

it made

other

not

deny on

could

it ; neither

her

objection;but

mind. no

I woman

could can

I eradicate have stand

got a


suspicion of enough

for

barmaid

named

suicide

of

I

her

It

without

who

me

murder

at

I

In was

I

America

wanted

by

had

idea

was

he

who

South

of

Europe

the

He

man.

of

that

and

west

idea

up

to

she

might

motors

a

trains.

up

in the

cars

appointed dis-

introductions

valuable

some

cut

fell in with

desperate and

a

do

to

hysterics; and

so

holding

me

gave

poison

police for holding

the

I talked

stealingupstairsto

out

went

good

accursed

an

marry

into

went

was

welcome

a

:

I

that

wasn't

beetle

America

to

entreaties

I loathed.

whom

she

:

went

dreaming

to

packet of

a

she

that me

Lazarus,

offered

living man

a

throat.

man

recommended

I hinted

am

sleep

and

My

person.

retorted

always

Rebecca she

her

to

she

me,

:

it with. as

:

83

Superman

indelicacy as

vain

in

were

and

Man

III

Act

of the right sort. I formed a syndicate; and capitalists I became the present enterpriseis the result. leader, as the leader, by his brains and imagination. Jew always becomes But I would with all my give everything I pride of race be" an I am like a boy : I cut her to Englishman. possess to

name

the

on

I lie down

alone

and

Louisa

Straker

by gassin about

her

A

mendoza.

favorite brother

a

Louisa

his knees

on

is my

am

Louisa

"

Straker

"

most

Look indignantly] Wot

?

Wotshe

got

coincidence

!

to

You

do do

mean

you with

you

Enry,

are

?

her

are

you

your

fat

my

ed,

so

callin name

Enry

with

or

What

?

hers

?

call have

you

For

pins

two

I would.

[with grandiosecalm] to

brag

of

her

tanner.

of

it afterwards

Mendoza

This

is

:

that

If I let you do it,will you She will be reher ? minded to

is all I

desire.

genuine devotion, Henry.

respect it. straker

cry

Louisa

"

sister,see

like this ?

libertywith

mendoza

promise

hair and

I

! "

dramatic

Oo

punch

When

!

straker.

I'd

name

sod.

the

on

wretched

my

[scramblingup

straker

to

initials

!

Straker

tanner.

take

tear

It is her

mendoza.

:

her

[startled] Louisa

straker

here

and

trees

Funk, [fiercely]

more

likely.

You

should


Man

84 of

knows,

would

you

have

much

as

!

Young

as

your

chance

of reckless pugnacity

air

Louisa

! Louisa

should

think. I wish

mendoza.

is

Here [exasperated]

straker

me

for

with

.

your 1

you,

,

think

to

a

as

With

,

persuadeher

could

you

well

his knees

good enough

I

:

sister

I ain't afraid of you

Straker

Miss

!

man

against

perambulator againstyour motor car. [secretlydaunted, but risingfrom straker an

in

Act

feet] Funk and fighters ;

family of

famous

a

Superman

bis

to {springing

mendoza come

and

so.

"

Oh come and interposing] Henry: [risingquickly President could if the t can even fight the fight you you whole Sit down League of the Sierra. again and be friendly. tanner

A

cat

look

may

look

may

at

king; and

a

All

sister.

your

even

President

a

of

gands bri-

familypride is really

this

old fashioned.

very

[subdued,but grumbling]

straker

But at

at

does

wot

im

he

makin

by

mean

[Reluctantlyresuming

?

think

ud

talk

one

[He

turns

bis back

she

bis coucb

keepin

was

and

tbem

on

out

.

Let

him

look

that

she

ever

tbe

on

her

at

looked

turf]

Lar

him

with

company

him.

himself to sleep].

composes

he finds as confidential [to Tanner, becoming more listener in the still himself virtuallyalone with a sympathetic starlightof tbe mountains ; for all the rest are asleepby this time] It was just so with her, sir. Her intellect reached social prejudices twentieth century : her forward into the mendoza

and

family affections reached

sir, how our

the words

emotions

of

Louisa

I loved

I

on.

infatuation. I should you cannot

see

do

"

up

seem

to

dark

Ah,

ages.

fit every

crisis

in

am

owned I

am

a a

justiceto

rest.

able

an

all their

quantityof

love

sum.

my

forget the

I

have

!

the

brothers

40,000

:

with

not

Make

so

Shakespear

into

!

Could

And

back

man,

Call it madness a

strong

first-class hotel.

brigand,an what

outcast.

I feel for

man

I

met

:

ten

m

her

;

"

years and

"

Shakespear

Even

Louisa.

will

if you

Let

me

read


Act

III

you

some

lines

better

Superman

written

I have

that

literarymerit

slight their I feel

and

Man

than

her

be,

may

casual

any

about

words

85 ever How-

myself.

they

what

express

[He produces

can.

a

packet of hotel bills scrawled with manuscript, and kneels at the fire to decipherthem, poking it with a stick to make it glow] tanner [slappinghim rudely on the shoulder] Put them

.

in the

fire,President.

mendoza

[startled]

tanner.

You

crime

against

How

can

No

don't.

you himself

if he

would

man

reallyknew

round

look

you

to

career

monomania.

a

it.

No

tanner.

?

sacrificingyour

are

I know

mendoza.

Eh

these

at

commit

what

he

such

doing.

was

hills,look

august

a

at

up

finelytempered air, and then talk second like a floor in Bloomsbury ? a mendoza [shakinghis head] The Sierra is no better than the ofF. Besides, once Bloomsbury when novelty has worn this divine

this

sky, taste literaryhack on

mountains

these with

dream

you

of

women

of

"

women

magnificent hair. Of

tanner.

dream

of

strange

and

Well,

with

moments

there

suddenlyand

shall

we

himself

Mendoza,

boast

not

I

:

MENDOZA.

a

to

until

This

sir.

morning,

is

a

sigh,follows in

the

his

[drowsily]Go thee

saw

I

on.

first in Whitsun Louisa

lies down

Then

but

it

;

and

for

Mendoza

a

few

sits up

"

few

a

before

lines

opinion

of

you

them.

listening.

am

week

"

[rousinghimself] My ;

example

Sierra.

says

I

[He

Goodnight.

see.

.

is peace

name pretty Whitsun week.

very

me

sleep]

Louisa, tanner

make

not

heartwhole.

am

pleadinglyto Tanner read to mendoza. Just allow me to sleep. I should reallylike your tanner

will

for dreams.

country

composes

friend

my

Do

tanner.

They

Louisa, in short.

women,

mendoza.

go

make

dear

President, Louisa

really doesn't

rhyme

well

is

a

to


Man

86

Of

mendoza.

the

Louisa

not.

course

is

the

not

I

the refrain.

{subsiding] Ah,

Act

III

rhyme,

but

beg

pardon.

your

on.

Perhaps

mendoza.

you

Superman

refrain. tanner

Go

and

will

do

you

like this better.

not

for that

care

[He recites, in

rich

one

I think

:

and

soft tones,

time]

in slow

Louisa, I love thee. thee, Louisa.

I love

Louisa, Louisa, Louisa, I love thee. One and name phrase make one my Louisa, Louisa, Louisa, I love thee.

lover, Mendoza,

Mendoza

Louisa, Louisa,

a

is

thee.

adores

merit

no

in

is

Louisa

name.

for Mendoza.

in the world

Mendoza

[Affected]There such

for Louisa.

adoringly lives nothing but that

There's

lines upon

Louisa.

thy lover,

Mendoza

Thy

music,

an

producing beautiful is it exquisitename,

not?

[allbut asleep,respondswith

tanner

O

MENDOZA.

wife

of

Mendoza, Louisa, Louisa

Mendoza's

That of

No

blest

How

painlesshis poetry

Don't

hearts.

the

How

is real

.

thou, Louisa,

wert

The

faint groan]

a

were

"

life of Louisa's

longing

from

think

you

Mendoza,

the

it will

of love

heart

!

the

from

"

her

move

!

Mendoza for Louisa

heart

?

answer.

[Resignedly] Asleep, as usual. Doggrel to all the world : heart heavenly music to me ! Idiot that I am to wear my sleeve! on [He composes himself to sleep, murmuring] my Louisa,

I

Louisa, I Straker

love

thee

;

I

love

thee, Louisa

;

Louisa, Louisa,

"

snores

;

rolls

over

on

his side

sleep. Stillness settles on the Sierra ; The fire has again buried itselfin

and

;

and

relapsesinto

the darkness

white

ash

and

deepens. ceased

to


Act

but

firmament; steal away

is

no

thins:;

sound,

of the

out

Instead

universe.

space,

nor

vanish

and

dim

stars

omnipresent nothing.

time

no

the

now

87

Superman

unfathomabledark against the

peaks shew

The

wlm

to

and

Man

III

and the

of the

skyseems

Sierra

there

sky,no peaks,no light,no

No

somewhere

Then

void.

utter

;

starry

the

beginning of a pallor,and with it a faint throbbing buzz as of the same note on endlessly A ghostly violoncellopalpitating a

coupleof ghostlyviolins presentlytake advantage

and

therewith

a

pallor reveals

visible

but For

the

with

seated, absurdly enough,

man,

his head

he raises

moment

void,

in the

man

a

as

the music

poreal incor-

an

nothing.

on

by. dejection;and despairand at

a

thus:

instruments,

bass

passes him

heavy sigh, he droops in utter their melody in the violins, discouraged, retrace last give it up, extinguished by wailings from Then,

of this

wind

uncanny

"

Horn

It is all very

and

on

odd.

this hint, and

One

by the

recognizes the Mozartian aid

of certain sparklesof violet light

the

costume pallor,the man's Spanish nobleman of the XV-XVI but where? why? how? course; hidden by his of his face, now

in

suggestionof Tanner. paler and

more

colder, without and without

but

A

a

still a resemblance,

explainsitselfas Don

century.

Besides, in the hat

brim,

there

was

that

touchof his an

of

a

Juan, of brief lifting a

curious

handsome critical, fastidious,

Tanner's

even

strain;

face,

thusiasm, impetuous credulityand enmodern vulgarity, plutocratic

identity. The

name

too:

Don


Man

88

"

have

Another

the

pallor in

turning this

void, bent and

in the

With

coarse

wanders

and

tune

this

as

well

the

old

juan.

the

old

confessed

family

dark

grew

by

which

you

much

can

She

as

guess, wanders

wasp fliesin

a

against the thing she seeks: the

and

man

old

poor

pride

creature

him

in

and

tion resolu-

addresses

still express

can

me

her

I

but

;

and

lonely ;

so

am

?

comer

Yes

:

and

my

when

;

fixed

eyes the

I died

I suppose

unction

extreme

and

;

I

the back

light came

I have

seeing nothing.

in

was

on

this

bed

with

my

Then

cross.

it

I

morning.

this

was

wandered

it

light

for hours

loneliness.

\jighing~\Ah!

juan

One

of time.

new

me

I walk

in horrible don

A

I had

about

one

as

in

awful.

so

woman.

;

well

of relief

Excuse

woman.

don

ghostly

a

wandering

crone

religiousorder.

of the

which

agreeable dis-

a

suffering.

as

place is

old

draped, as

;

sob

a

whisper of

an

hopelessway,

the presence

dry unlovely voice,

is

she blunders

rapid busy way, until companionship. With at

there

:

slow

its

clutches

but

violet

not

?

sadness: infinite

frock of some

her

in

time

it, the

into

toothless

brown

the Sierra

century and

III

elsewhere

or

"

,

yellowishpallormoves

the

XX

Act

earth

on

void, this

smoky yellow.

The

Where

the

from

to

got

we

clarionet

Superman

io, John Tanner.

Tenor

Juan

and

old

don

juan.

the

old

In

yet lost the

not

sense

does, in eternity.

soon

Where

woman.

the

have

you

are

?

we

hell. Hell [proudly"]

woman

!

I in hell !

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dare

? don the

woman.

old

speaking. Church.

[unimpressed] Why

juan.

I

am

a

You

do

lady^

and

not a

not,

Senora

know faithful

to

whom

?

you daughter of

are

the


Man

III

Act

don

juan.

the

old

I do

don

I

it.

have

then

how

I

Hell, Senora,

tory, Purga-

has?

who

perfect:

assure

you

"

hell

;

though perhaps

solitary

most

I be in hell ?

can

been

not

89

But

lying.

are

juan.

that is, its

doubt

But

perhaps: you

Superman

not

woman.

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and

its best

at

would

you

:

prefer

company. the

confessed

juan.

the

old

don

Ah,

for

nothing

it

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but

now

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bad

tion, by oversightor intenmyself; and there is

like

best

the

Oh [indignantly] !

All

it.

of

! and

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deeds

good

my

confessing too

as

have

might wasted

!

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unjust. don

No:

juan.

fullyand

were

you

vicarious

deeds,

bad

your

atonement,

me was

don

juan.

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to

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with

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woman.

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it don

set

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a

you

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many

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murderer.

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murderers

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how

not

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dare bad

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where

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made

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old

woman.

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juan.

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whether

know

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Probably they

they

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will

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can

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one.

But

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should

ask

of

place, which

this

the

I ask ?

can

Devil,

Senora is

:

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than

more

stands underI

ever

could. the

old

I

right ?

juan.

the

was

woman.

the

a

Were

woman.

old

For

without

mercy.

your

the

clearlywarned. mercy

good deeds, justicewithout good people here. For

if

committed. really,

as

whether

make

to

wickeder

much

so

perhaps

Senora,

woman

old

the

is

that

certainlydamned,

are

I

sins than

IfcitU-

all events,

At

?

Moxe

woman.

juan.

you

is

much

How

confession.

iittle.

I have

sincerelyrepented ;

"

don

loved

I have

But

woman.

old

woman.

The

Devil

!

/

speak

to

the

Devil

!


Man

90 best

In

juan.

don

and

Superman

hell, Senora, the Devil

III

Act

leader of the

is the

society. old

the

I tell

woman.

I know

wretch,

you,

I

not

am

in hell. do

How

don

juan.

the

old

don

juan.

know

you Because

woman.

Oh,

?

I feel

there

then

is

pain.

no

mistake

no

:

tentiona in-

are

you

damned. the

old

don

juan.

wicked

The

of those

one

don

juan.

it bores

who

Only

old

conclude

are

you

Senora

wicked,

!

of the wicked

one

for

fore there-

;

belief.

said

You

you

a

duel.

ran

his

run

If

woman.

I

through

through me. a gentleman, that

were

you

sword

my

old

an

not

was

murder.

that

meant

she

her

after

calling me

the

so,

old

called

man

it

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juan.

the

old a

You

And

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he

wretch

as

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were

with

to

you, it :

to

her

and

assassinate

me

Libertines

and

in

just such

was

my

assailant:

the

reward

of

that

is the

reward

I

honor.

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of ;

duty. but

it.

here

am

Is there

there

is

a

duty. :

in

lady.

father

My

me.

his no'nor 'demanded

my

men.

here, dear

meet

we

Listen

woman.

juan.

in love

this he

!

yet

I screamed

cause.

and

;

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he

insulting names.

woman.

don

foolishlyfell

screamed

all,all, all

murderers

don

I

because

told

just such

old

said, defending his daughter's honor.

he

was,

The

juan.

don

a

I

made

was

pain ?

no

the

it

:

beyond description, beyond

me

trying to

was

the a

of

one

Not

woman.

juan.

man

it

the wicked.

murderer.

a

don

placefor

a

in

feel

you

not

am

bores

me,

old

comfortable

Do

I

that ?

say

feel no pain. you Hell exists.

me

woman.

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were

tell

you

hell,Senora, is

quite

for whom

the

the

Because are

You

them.

do

Why

woman.

slain

was

by

duel, for justsuch

My He

father drew fell:

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justicein

in justice

that tell

heaven

hell

:

on

was me

:

?

heaven

is


Man

Act

ill

far

above

the

wickedness

told in

that

you

is

earth

should the

is the

of the

rest

on

hell

in

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92 don

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Man

94 a

fencer.

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and

Superman

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!

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96 Don

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Gonzalo.

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98 Are

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125

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26

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128

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129

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Man

130

the good,against

Superman

instinctin

the world and

at

eyes

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head

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away

I had

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happiness.It was into her

me

hands

not

it was

:

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bruised my which

throughmy

improved. I tell pleasure, health, my own

own

that delivered

exhaustion. fatigue,

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me

that it could be

saw

you that in the my own love for Woman

Act III

to

I did againjustwhat I had done strive,

I have

too, enjoyed,

as

rests, my recuperations, after strife; but times, my very prostrations my breathing rather would I be dragged through all the circles of the a

foolish Italian's Inferno

Europe. That is what so deadlyto me.

my

of through the pleasures

than

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of this instinctin

called a Devil. you that makes you that strange monster It is the success with which you have diverted the attention of men from their real purpose, which in one degreeor another the

is the

same

of The

name

as

mine, to yours, that has earned you

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is the fact that

they are

with your want of will, doingyour will,or rather drifting instead of doingtheir own, that makes them the uncomfortable, wretched creatures false, restless, artificial, petulant, theyare. Senor Don Juan: you are uncivil devil the \_mortifad~\ to

my don

friends. juan.

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! why should I be civilto them

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Superman

they are they are only

131

lascivious.

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Man

134

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the

done

thousand

III

philosopher,

wife

the

Life

wonderful

the

as

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is because

jjletrce. This

Life

a

rejoicesin

This

misgiving.

long

as

Act

of his bosom

philosopher is

Force

him

to

says

in I

"

things unconsciously by

live and

merely willing to

ance followingthe line of least resistI want know now : to myself and my destination,and choose a a specialbrain path ; so I have made sopher's philomy brain for this the to me as knowledge grasp hand for And husbandman's the this" me. plough grasps the Life Force the philosopher "must thou strive to to says "

"

for me~~until thou

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another the don

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philosopherto What

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instead

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log

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to

:

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devil.

don

juan.

board the

;

;

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about.

a

line of greatest

be

to

:

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hell

on

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to

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rocks,

likely.

most

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ship goes driftingship or

the

my

rocks

ship with

the

pilot

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music

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good

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they

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emotions,

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to

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enough for

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of

be

well

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is

think

be

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in

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refined of

say

and

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exercised

may

any

beauty is good that love is good

;

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of

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and in

me

to to

talk tions, sensa-

vated culti-

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in good universallyadmitted is a Darkness gentleman ; and

it is

of As

me.

it is the irresistible,

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Juan.

that

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to

studies

Whatever

know

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force.

Don

Seiior

your way, and not

go

master

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universal

that

society that

for

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earth, I

think

to

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being.

that is

choose

?

prefer to blundering feel

is

the

Pooh

devil.

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difference

our

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look

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to

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on

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there

you be in

work."

knowing

to

brain

yielding in the direction of the least ship sail to its destination no better than The ? philosopher is Nature's pilot.

drifts nowhither

And

another

of

Does

resistance.

able

be

to

of

use

make

the

on

carry

is the

Why,

Juan.

I will

diest, when

to

most

character.

your

Life

resistible But

Force,

thing

if you

in are

which

you

the world

naturally


credulous,

and

vulgar

to

the

take

;

and

shattered

silliest of the

of

power

fool who

of the

the But

juan.

Life

:

better at

in

before

he

has

be

advantage, at

that

and

and

worst

sacrifice of

punishment of the secured the good. bored. all

The

service

So

events.

fare

"

[amiably]Fare

devil

the

for

the

welI7"Senor Satan.

you

will

you

decrepitude, broken

waste

not

then

disease

of catspaw ambitious humbugs

of

word,

a

you

the

regrets

least I shall that

has

Force

become

on

the babies

with

them

henchman

vain

thrust

drive

snatch

accidentally;

sacrifices,the

enjoyment

pursues

don

hopes,

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wastes

will

despairand

will be

will

it

inoculate

will

the

it will

sprinkle water

then

;

you

it

you

and

end

the

and

nerve

where

catching

from

functionaries

corrupt

me

135

are,

will

you

from

science,

politics,where

to

reformers

sprinklingand

water

them

save

all

as

souls

their

religioninto

from

Superman

religion,where

first into you babies to save from

and

Man

ill

Act

well, Don

Juan. I shall thingsin general.

you

interestingchats about I said before, suits I wish as happiness : Heaven, you every some people. But if you should change your mind, do not here the repentant to forget that the gates are always open time that warmth feel at any of heart, prodigal. If you sincere unforced affection, innocent enjoyment, and warm, breathing, palpitatingreality Why not say flesh and blood at once, though don juan. have left those two we commonplaces behind us ? greasy devil the [angrily]You throw my friendlyfarewell back in my teeth, then, Don Juan ? But though there is much don means. to By no juan. be learnt from stand mental sentia cynical devil, I reallycannot a often

of

think

our

"

Sefior

one.

of ^frontier the

statue. two

you

across

don

iervant.

hell and

ways

Commander heaven.

Oh, of

it if you juan.

Good.

the

:

Be

you

know

good enough

frontier is

looking

reallywant

at

only the things. Any

to

the to

direct

me.

difference road

the

to

way

will

tween betake

get there.

[Saluting Dona

Ana]

Sefiora

:

your


/

136

Man

don

I

cannot

find

ana.

How

find my

can

farting

own

heaven, Ana

to

way

but

;

.

his great

of

A

salute.

ill

you.

annoying ! [callingafter bim~] Bon

final blast

a

Act

[be vanishes]

yours

statue

wafts

Superman

with

going

am

I

juan.

the

echo

faint

rolling chords

of

the

!

Juan

voyage,

after

[He

him

as

a

firstghostlymelody comes

acknowledgment]. Ah! there he goes. \_Pujfinga long breath he does talk ! How { out through his lips] Whew stand it in heaven. They'll never I the devil [gloomily]His goingj^,.a politicaldefeat. This is cannot keep these Life Worshippers.i_jhey_allgo. had since the greatest loss I have that Dutch painter went fellow who would a joyment enpaint a hag of 70 with as much back

"

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lna.

and

in

as

/

a

Venus

of

the

statue.

I

the

devil.

Ay"

about

remember

of the

Superhuman

:

it is

:

it leads z

species, outside and Superman, men the

women

and

kind

her

to

denial

of the

the

statue.

the

devil.

Did

fanatics.

arrivals, that

the

statue.

the

devil.

his wits.

I

are

men

and

cats

Don

as

dogs

;

who

And

Ohj, the you German

not

are

to

the

here

of

the

Heaven, madman

was

is

a

?

Xiifgj'joxce

among what

"

to

soul.

the

Superman

among

also

the

new

his

was

?

Well,

Life Force

meet

Polish

heard

Never

had

in

cats

kindness

such

is the

latest fashion

and

Well,

character

deuce

the

contempt

daughter

your but

pursuit

species too, kind Juan was

mere

a

This

to

dogs

natural un-

gospel,

of the

world.

exclusivelyhuman

Nietzsche

?

name

women

their

to

Beware

and

moral

the

courteous

an

brandt. Rem-

something

indiscriminate

horses

world.

moral

pet

to

is

listen

not

dangerous.

man,

mere

outside

There Do

heaven.

to

came

Rembrandt.

To

Human.

for the

he

:

fellows.

these

Commander

Sefior

20.

he

came

hopes worshipper.

some

of him. here of

It

before first, him was

;

but he

who

he

he

recovered

was

raked

a

up

firmed con-

the


Man

III

Act

who

Superman, will

century

is

run

the

a

I should

the

devil.

cry

the

crazes

good

a

cry

this Nietzsche.

Wagner here,

met

it

servant.

and

;

20th

when

humble

your

see

Mozart

Quite right,too. it

Oh, Life

drifted into

to

old

the

good

a

like

and

;

37

and

had

him.

quarrelwith statue.

is

Unfortunately he

devil.

the

of

newest

Superman

battle.

1

Prometheus

as

world, the flesh, and

statue.

the

Superman

old

as

after this

gets tired of the

is half the

and

Force

about

not

was

!

me

Wagner once a Superman

music.

invented

and

worship,

for

So afterwards. his senses to SiegfrieHT !rluthe came when him as a renegade ; they met here, Nietzsche denounced and a Wagner wrote pamphlet to prove that Nietzsche was in a in Nietzsche's a going to heaven Jew ; and it ended And huff. And friend, let us too. a good riddance now, my hasten to palace and celebrate your arrival with a grand my

called

musical

service.

the

statue.

the

devil.

old trap the

This

is

We

down

go

the *

abyss]

It

this reminds And

devil.

Stop

ana.

!

[Tbe

trap

stops].

Sefiora,

apotheosis.

an

of old times.

me

also.

me

You,

devil.

will have

the

is something statuesque conception. There [He placesbimself on tbe grave trap beside begins to descend slowly. Red glow from tbe

it.

Ah,

.

same,

fine

a

Devil.

the

Commander.

way,

.

about

the

kind.

pleasure: you're most

[be placesbimself on tbe grave trap] All the Good. statue. [Reflectively]

Superman The

With

But

cannot

you

this

come

will

be

at

You

way.

fore palace be-

the

us.

where

can

I find

the

devil.

the

statue.

the ana.

is

That

ana.

red Not

the

He

what

not

I

Superman is

And

not never

stopped

you

yet created !

me

:

my

believe

Let

us

ceed: pro-

[They descend],

sneeze.

Then

[Crossing herself devoutly]I

me

?

yet created, Sefiora. will be, probably.

fire will make

Tell

for.

work

is

not

in the Life

yet done. Come. to


(

and

Man

138 the

[Cryingto

Superman

universe]A

father

-

a

"

ill

Act

father for the

Super

!

man

i

She vanishes into the void existence

again there

is nothing : all

Then, vaguely there suspended infinitely.

seems

live human

and

;

is

,

a

One sees, with a shock,a cryingsomewhere. mountain peak shewingfaintlyagainsta lighterbackground. The sky has returned from afar ; and we suddenly remember

where

voice

we

The

were.

cry becomes

Automobile, Automobile.

distinct and

urgent

it says

:

The

back completerealitycomes with a rush : in a moment it is full morning in the Sierra ,* and the brigandsare scramblingto their feet and making for the road as the goatherdruns down from the hill,warning them of the approachof another Tanner and Mendoza rise motor.

amazedlyand

stare

for

sits up to yawn

at a

beforehe gets

moment

pointof honor not to shew of the bandits. Mendoza followersare attendingto the it

with

Did

gives a quicklook alarm

then

;

to

see

that his

a private exchanges

you

dream

?

Damnably. Did you ? Yes. I forget You what. So were Amazing ! you.

tanner. mendoza. tanner.

I warned

mendoza.

will

they

running

come

his feet,making

Tanner.

mendoza.

Dolts!

on

Straker

interest in the excitement

any undue

a

word

with scattered wits.

another

one

play

back scared

].

is heard

[A shot

you.

were

in it.

from the road ] [The brigands .

with

that

Who

fired that shot ?

gun.

[toDuval

]

it you ?

was

anarchist.

Now

Dey shoot first. the State. begin by abolishing

I have [breathless"]

duval

we

are

the

I told you all lost.

rowdy

to

not

shoot.

across [stampeding

social-democrat

the

phitheatre] am-

Run, everybody. mendoza

drawing way.

a

The

him ; throwinghim on his back ; [collaring who stirs. [He blocks knife]I stab the man stampedeis checked]. What has happened?

THE

SULKY

the

anarchist.

A

SOCIAL-DEMOCRAT.

"*

Three

".

men

"

motor

and the


Man

in

Act

Deux

duval.

ed

39

!

womei"

Why

afraid of them

you

have

hescort.

a

you

?

Ow,

armored

Two

full

cars

soldiers

o

the

at

valley.

the

0

two

Are

?

one.

sulky

the

1

it, Mendowza.

hit's 00k

de-ooh

and

[gettingup] Thyve

one

rowdy

Superman

"

men

here

them

brought the

femmes

Three

mendoza.

not

and

shot

The

anarchist.

fired in

was

the

It

air.

was

a

sisnal. '

whistles

Straker

of the brigands like It is

tanner.

We

you.

my

good Lord,

ere

the

mahntns.

Are

first

advised

[in an we

shepherd ROWDY

THE

;

but

I

ture cap-

was

in

a

Ow And of apprehension] wytin for em ! Lut's tike to

do

you You

about

know

would

Besides,

met.

you

for it

agony

are,

we

be

the

tains moun-

given

up

by

already within

are

Comrade

Bat

ONE.

:

will

you Oo

straker.

Last

mendoza.

to

me.

callin comrade

?

betray

not

are

you

of the

at

rich.

You

hand

poor was offered your

spent straker. mendoza

:

was

mercy

of

I took

it.

with the

The

me.

robber

of

charge against you, comrade. pleasantevening with you : that is all. I

a

the

[To Tanner]

us.

night the advantage

robber

tanner.

this

Leave

Silence.

mendoza.

am

ears

of their rifles.

range

have

the

expeditionto

an

wait

to

Spaniard?

a

you

but

escort,

an

Idiot, what

mendoza.

the

favorite air, which falls on

funeral march.

were

one

?

a

not

rowdy

the

bis

bring

I gev

no

my

[turningon

and him

to

nobody,

see

We

?

Young impressively]

tried, I shall plead guilty,and

the

explain what

man,

drove

if I me

the Do and duty. have wish to England, home you of Straker of a respectablename dragged through the mud Spanish criminal court ? The policewill search me. They will find Louisa's in It be will the portrait. published

from


1

Man

40

illustrated

and You

papers.

Superman

blench.

Act

will

It

be

III

doing,

your

remember.

[with baffledrage"] I

straker

It's avin

blackmailin

you

matter

turns

:

the

I

that

yours

own

:

who

men,

the

towards

of Louisa's

unworthy

muzzled

are

you

face his

to

with

up

about

care

court.

object to,

swine, you.

Language

mendoza. no

mixed

name

our

don't

that

is

back

uneasilyacross

take

to

cave

brother for

enough

refuge

behind

But

!

[He

us.

the

him,

as

theatre amphia

fresh

from the road in riotous muffledfor motoring, comes for Tanner, comes first; then spirits.Ann, who makes straight the rough ground by Hector Violet, helped over holding her her left. Mendoza right hand and Ramsden dential goes to his presiwith his block and rank and file seats himselfcalmly grouped behind him, and his Staff,consistingof Duval and the his right and the two Anarchist Social-Democrats his on on left,supporting him in flank. It's Jack ! ann. tanner. Caught ! it is. I said it was hector. Why, certainly you, Tanner. We've justbeen stopped by a puncture : the road is full of party,

nails. What

violet.

I

hector.

[To Tanner] field bet

me

before

that

When

we

tanner.

you But

hector.

No

yours

every

bunch

The

bunch

of

roses

is

Force

a

were

road

to

has

been

White-

Carlo.

Whitefield

tracked

regular Sherlock

!

glad you are safe,old chap. been captured by brigands.

[who

?

overtake

not

Monte

I

am

We

staring at

at

you

Holmes.

lost.

[bounding gaily down from amphitheatre,and coming between Tanner

ramsden

warning

Miss

would

?

Whitefield.

Miss gone,

octavius

so

of

men

Carlo.

Miss she

word

a

roses,

car

my

the

not

matter.

Life

you

Monte

this is

of

all these

with

without

us

found

reached

stopping place :

tanner.

leave

want

a

here

doing

you

did you

Why

ann.

are

were

the and

road

into

Straker]I afraid

Mendoza]

you I

seem

the am

had

to


and

Man

ill

Act

of

face

remember

the

and politely

advances

I

octavius.

know

I have

think where

Ann

between

[Mendoza rises and Ramsden]

perfectlywell, sir;

I

but

can't

you.

remember madam ? me, you but I am so stupidabout names.

Do

quitewell

Oh,

violet.

here.

.

you

met

141

I.

[to Violef\

mendoza

smile

a

do

so

friend

your

with

Why,

hector.

Superman

;

Savoy Hotel. [To Hector"] You, this lady [Violet] to lunch. with sir, used to come [To Octavius']You, sir, often brought this lady [Ann] and her the dinner Theatre. mother to to on Lyceum your way It

mendoza.

the

at

was

with to [To Ramsden] You, sir, used to come supper, but perfectly audible [dropping bis voice to a confidential

what

[angrily] Well,

ramsden

before

another

The

mendoza.

of

treated

you

and

this

I

that

the

was

person

all

one

!

from

you

?

pray

you,

hardly knew

I have

gathered

me

to

you

Malone

waiter, madam.

all.

you

is that

thought

I suppose

[vexed]

violet

I

Why, Violet, this trip, you

octavius.

which

ladies.

different

whisper]several

the

a

manager. lection gratefulrecol-

bountiful

enjoyed

way

in

visits very

your

much.

What

violet.

and

impertinence! [She turns

goes up the hill with That will ramsden.

ladies

these

because

you

to

treat

have

closes the with

me

[He

the

turns

friend.

do, my as

For

respect due

was

haughtily away

of

manners

will and

stranger and

expect suppose,

class

your

please address

fellow

his

resumes

my

ever, How-

example.

your

future, you a

I

claimed

who

you

unfortunate

to

not

table.

at

followed

the

do

You

acquaintance,

them it

:

ladies the

an

on

me

incident.

him,

on

.

waited

acquaintance. The this displayof

back

Hector]

you

Pardon

mendoza.

her

traveller.

presidential

seat] .

There

tanner.

capable

of

! I have

reasonable

insult him.

Even

found

conversation the

New

one

;

man

and Man

on

you ie as

my

journey

all instinctively bad

as

any


Man

142 of

Enry

you.

and have

you

:

Superman behaved

Act like

just

HI

miserable

a

gentleman. Gentleman

straker.

Don't

ann.

by

the

bill

Not

me.

Really, Tanner,

ramsden.

him

!

this to

mind

time

him,

and

tone

Granny bis

[she takes

Violet

join

this

"

:

and

arm

Hector.

ought

you

him

coaxes

Octavius

know

to

to

away

follows her, dog-

like^ .

They

getting

are

the

spared

you

of

hangers-on the

the

Wot

going

the

you

political the

to

we

[between

his

sounds

the

machine

State

capture

last] "

you.

[bis anguish culminating"]

are

nothing

crush

to

[argumentative to

It is

it.

!

of

prompting

social-democrat

mendoza :

the

at

Dieu

is about

State

only by capturing

rowdy

chack

it

de

nom

social-democrat

anarchist.

idiots

motors.

the

:

soldiers.

the

are

bourgeoisie.

contrary,

the

ere

for ?

Wot

Go

on.

teeth]

are

for ?

Talk

politics, you I it Keep up,

respectable.

more

wytin

we

you.

The with

soldiers

their

front.

the

the

road,

rifles. The

The

;

the

commanding

behind

Mendoza

rises

command

looks hard

another,

one

the

as

whelming over-

cerned uncon-

undaunted

the road

from

then

and

brigands ;

an

into

ingly inquir-

Tanner. Who

officer.

My

tanner.

Mendoza,

with

are

these

men,

Senor

Ingles?

escort. a

An

Mephistophelean smile,

bows

irrepressible grin runs from face to face among They touch their hats, except the Anarchist,

State

look

superbly, with

steps down at

amphitheatre with

brigands, struggling

hide

to

officerin

amphitheatre at

line

impulse they can.

as

the

the

sulky

the

tell

Fools

anarchist.

because

Ow,

their

stricken] Oh, \_panic

duval

On

of

out

hill~\ Here

the

\cailing from

violet

with

folded

arms*

profoundly. the brigands.

who

defiesthe


ACT

The

garden of

it is like

what

kn$w

villa

a

IV

must

Whoever

Granada.

in

Granada

and

go

to

of

hills dotted

prosaicallyspecifya group

wishes One

see.

to

may

villas, the Al-

with

town of the hills,and a considerable the in the valley,approached by dusty white roads in which what children, no matter they are doing or thinking about, automaticallywhine for halfpenceand reach out little clutching

hambra

the

on

brown

top of

one

them

palms for

the

except the Alhambra, that

does

that

the

fit Surrey

not

there

but

f

nothing

is

begging, and

the

in this

Spain. The differenceis comparatively small and ugly, and well

as

as

the

their size

dignity.

This and

if it

particular garden

the is

villa

be let

to

English

look

Betzveen

circular

basin

If

us

and

genteelestorder. it

platform a

by is

couplemore

a

the week

the and

fountain

few

The

steps

to

in

in

look

the

over

a

is

the

must

and

a

balustrade

stone

the

at

of

surrounded

by in

trees

lawn

;

the balustrade

which at

a

a

metrical geothe we

so

The

its embankment.

garden, from

a

top of the

flower garden with

centre,

of

;

be

foot of the

the

at

clippedyew higher than our

the middle

than

is

villa

paths, and

garden

higher again steps

lawn

is the

platform

conceals

opulentAmerican

edge of infinite space this

as

these

but

Alhambra

oppositethe

to

the

on

;

amenity which

pretentious

horizon

uphill,our on

hill

a

and

stand

we

flower beds, gravel reach

on

furnished by

flagged platform bill.

expensive

as

visitors.

and

garden

is

is

Protuberances

their

compromise

not

of the roads,

color

Surrey hills are should properly be called the Surrey stock : Spanish bills are of mountain does

description

we

mount

fine view

of


1

the it

up the

town

corner

and

garden

down

the villa behind interests

iron a

again us

garden

table

chair beside it.

upon it.

with

the absence most

live in the

on

A

There

far

the lawn

to

right)

our

of

the

(a

find

we

in the

tenants

which

movement

evidence

leaves

of literary

fact that there

is

no

of croquet hoops,but, on our left,a little with books on it, mostly yellow-backed,and

set

nor

books

to

beyond

distance,

remotest

the part

on

net

the

hills that stretch away

IV

mountains. they become leftis the villa, accessible by steps from the leftband of the garden. Returning from the platform through the

our

tennis

Act

Superman

valleyand of the

where, in the

to

On

and

Man

44

chair are

on

no

the

right has

newspapers*

might

of games,

lead

reachingconclusions

villa.

Such

a

as

an

to

speculationsare

also

a

coupleof open

circumstance

which,

intelligent spectator sort of peoplewho

the

checked, however,

on

this

delightfully fine afternoon, by the appearance at a little left,cf Henry Straker in his professional gate in a paling on our He costume. elderlygentleman, opens the gate for an md follows him on the lawn. to This elderlygentleman defiesthe Spanish sun in a black in which narrow frock coat, tall silk hat, trousers stripesof dark grey and lilac blend into a highly respectable color, and a black necktie tied into a bow over spotlesslinen. Probably whose social positionneeds constant and scruputhereforea man lous affirmation without dress

thus

for

And

Blanc.

regard

the middle since

he

has

to

climate:

of the Sahara not

the

stamp

or

one

the

of the

the advertizing and life-mission

who

would

top of Mont class

which

of and millinery, he looks vulgar in his finery, firstrate tailoring though in a working dress cf any kind he would look dignified with a red complexion, enough. He is a bullet cheeked man at stubblyhair, smallish eyes, a hard mouth that folds down looseness of skin that and a dogged chin. The the corners, has attacked his throat and the laps of his with comes age cheeks ; but he is still hard as an apple above the mouth ; so than the lower. that the upper half of his fact looks younger He has the self-confidence of one who has made money, and something of the truculence of one who has mad" it in a brutalizing accepts

as

its

maintenance


Act

and

Man

IV

Superman under

struggle,his civilityhaving that he has man

in

him

about is somethingpathetic

machine him

allowed

which very

has little

an

of his

not

times,

at

him

worked

the

hungry and baffled.At clear that he is

he is

own

Irishman

whose

fallsfrom intonation

native

;

a

for there had

lefthis affections

and

that

firstword

Withal,

cial if the huge commerhis frock coat

as

into

way

45

perceptiblemenace

a

if necessary. to be feared

reserve

pitiedwhen

be rather

to

methods

other

it

1

him

it is

has

clung One can only perhaps the

through many changes of placeand rank. material of his speech was guess that the original surlyKerry brogue ; but the degradationof speechthat occurs and in London, Glasgow, Dublin big cities generallyhas been it so long that nobody but an arrant at work on cockneywould dream of callingit a brogue now ; for its music is almost gone, though its surliness is still perceptible. Straker, as a very obvious cockney,inspireshim with implacablecontempt, as a even language stupid Englishman who cannot speak his own man* properly. Straker, on the other hand, regards the old gentleaccent as s a joke thoughtfully provided by Providence for the amusement expressly of the British race, and treats him normallywith the indulgencedue to an inferiorand unlucky the with indignant alarm when species,but occasionally old gentleman shews to be signsof intendinghis Irish nonsense .a ken seriously. to him

straker.

prefer

to

I'll go tell the young to go up stay here \he turns

lady. She said you'd through the garden to the

villa'] .

malone

\who

has

been

The lady ? That's curiosity] young straker [jtoppingon the steps with you

know, don't malone. straker

malone.

Straker, and

Do

you I ?

Miss sudden

now

confrontsthe

lively

Violet, eh ? Well, suspicion]

?

\histemper rising] Well, What

with

him

looking round

business

is that of

highlyindignant,comes visitor. L

do you

or

don't

you

?

yours? back

from

the stepi


\

Man

146

I'll tell you

straker.

Robinson

business

what

Oh, [interrupting]

Thank

Act

it is of mine.

IV Miss

her

is

name

Robinson,

is it ?

you.

Why,

straker.

Yes

malone.

readiness

the

Who

request, took it to

chalk.

long

Malone

is Ector

the

you

old man's

by you're

mean

you here

if

it to, pray

?

Malone,

Miss

Robinson

is

at

son's RobinI

principal:

not

he ain't you, that your me

"

//ector Malone.

malone.

[with

straker

in your own superiority]Hector livin in provincialplaces comes o Over here you're Ector : if you

calm

what country : that's like Ireland and America.

noticed

avn't

me.

my I know Malone and Mr ; At the hotel they told

oblige her.

a

name?

?

to

take you Mr Ector

Miss

?

see

do

bring

me

note

what

:

else did to

told

you've

here

lettin

it

her

even

of stupefactionat

that

I took

straker.

know

that

now

moment

I took

malone.

name

do,

and

car

my

person

by

I

repartee"]Look

in

gittininto

don't

you

[aftera

straker

not

Superman

"

malone

not

and

it before

will.

soon

you

of the conversation is here relieved by who Violet has sallied from the villa and through the garden she now to the steps, which descends,coming very opportunely The

strain

growing

,

between

expecting to

this gent, the

as

fetched if he

to

people

And

fetch him

back

should

this

of another

it

said

to

he

back

on

say

out

Ector what

walks

with

come

it

sent

me.

Malone, said.

he

the word

:

I

But

it's easy

again. esteem

with

or

Then

Mr

was

meant,

? message hotel and

he'll

and

it you,

great

a

madam.

bright Britisher would hour

my the

Malone.

right

gentleman you I

as

Mr

he goes

now

take

you I took

young it's all

short conversation

a

father, course

see

says

hotel

isn't the

malone.

have

and

him.

enough

Did

Yes, miss.

straker.

up,

Straker.

[to Straker]

violet

So

and

Malone

so.

have

favor I

if I am

might

Hector's

guessed in

the


and

Man

IV

Act

defiant]No, [coolly

straker

When

ad

we've

present

fall

you

aitches,for want

to

talk

violet

I shan't

ad im,

is mark.

many right,Miss: nods

[He

out

rude

to

But

you.

what

can

At

too

got

All

intrude.

so.

we

affably paling] .

if that

do ?

He

is

can

drive

a

chauffeur. Your

malone.

motor

car

breaks

down.

at

motor

our

We

Englishman

for your I learnt

miles

hour, and

an

dependent dependent on him

noticed, madam, gets

on

:

I

made

talk

him

on

down?

the

had

we

follow

to

I believe

malone

He

have

runs

gold have

are

We

she

turns

to

number

the

apologize By doing so

with

eccentric

here.

him

rims]: for

the

of

needn't

intended

came

dollars

a

to

go

of

member

Won't

it].

on

[He

you.

he

sit

you

books

to the iron

again,

party

to

table

to

sits

put

says] Miss

[sittingdown] Yes. [takinga letter from his pocket] Your follows as [Violetis unable to repress

the

and

?

take

quietlyto

pauses

Alhambra

When

books.

violet

it

we

thousand

Grannida

rather

a

first and

started

who

Robinson,

;

course

purpose.

she goes down, examining her curiously as

Hector

cars

chair of the two [She clears the nearest Thank [impressedby this attention]

malone

down

motor

to

you

here

Yes. [conversationally]

party

our

it when

of

so

one

However,

on.

that

but

;

mend

that every

in you're staying Hector. English,includingmy son

Nice

our

;

add

to

seems

dependent

man

violet

He

automobile.

our

him. I've

people he's

of

are

are

on

malone.

?

driver

seventy

cars

dependent an

hwat

The

violet.

and

we've

as

a

way

him:

to

goes

been

has

our

of

polish up

to

or

year

through the little gate in the [very civilly^I am so sorry, Mr Malone,

and

Malone

man

long

a

another

little bit up to You've short.

look

to

in

not

47

1

thing. [To Violet, amiably]

one

to

long

as

you

perhaps you'll begin

you

Superman

"

out

Dearest

afternoon.

garden

all

to

and :

put

they I

on

bis

have

have

myself. Jump

to

note a

start.

which spectacles, all

shammed into

gone

to

the

headache

Jack's motor*


Man

148

and

will rattle you loving Violet."

Straker Your

He

considerable

be

would

note

don't

know

what

on

but

English society;

considered

affectionate

of

degree

I

Now in

associate

people

that

a

slowly]

continues

young

America

in

here

Activ

jiffy. Quick, quick, quick. [He looks at her ; but by this time she with perfectcomherself,and meets his spectacles posure.

has recovered

terms

Superman

imply

to

intimacy

a

in

very

between

the

parties. Yes

violet.

Have

you

is

it

understood

I

I

to

wants

hope

Miss

not,

be unreasonable

not

Robinson

but

;

things unreasonable

many

I inferred he

Robinson,

Miss

shall

he

from

is his

at

with

age

your

don't

that

have

not

[with

violet to

seem

other

I have

no

Hector

Malone.

a

are

rap

from

with

the

might. Well, if he

but

;

marries

takes

[He

me.

offhis

note]. is

not

very

Miss

nothing againstyou, amiable

an

mentary compli-

and

Robinson

:

excellent

young

lady.

other

views

for

I

But

for Hector.

views

Hector

violet.

there's

suppose

Malone.

I say

daresay you

master

severity]That

some

Mr

me,

malone.

I

that he

note

your cwn

and pocketsthem spectacles

may

not

have

himself,

Malone.

I

Then

Possiblynot.

malone.

all.

i

any

me.

marry

malone.

Mr

in

consulted

take.

would

you

be

to

[with a littleshrug] Oh well, Mr playing at cross purposes,

our

you

to

1

son

my

have

objectionexactly. is altogetherde- !

no

me.

violet use

I

propose

sure

think

might to

Malone.

Malone.

Mr

malone.

so

may

am

that

that

and

pendent on me, important step he violet.

Mr

well,

very

[somewhattaken aback] No,

Provided

you

son

your

objection?

any

malone

him,

I know

:

daresay

writes

lady quick,money

to

you a

seems

are

young

he

prepared man

nothing

to

and

does without

for that.

come

love

to seems

When

that's

me: a

young

quick, quick, everything.

her


think

Oh, [staggered"]

for it ?

work

Mr

Malone:

is his

doubt

who

keep

his

up

right. should

advise

not

has almost

lost her

effort; unclenches

her

to

you

him

marry

Robinson.

herselfwith

temper, controls

,

*n

No

if you have all nonsense,

to

son

your

strength of that right,Miss

Violet

I do

:

money.

well, very well.

having money impatiently]. It's

enable

must

[grimly]I

malone

the

have

of

use

[She rises

you

position. It on

is the

What

violet.

to

very

Malone

for it.

work

can

149

pardon, Mr your Hector foolish. must

anything so

malone

he

Superman

[sharply]I beg

violet not

and

Man

IV

Act

fingers;

and

her

resumes

and reasonableness. tranquillity What violet. objection have you social positionis as good as Hector's,

with

seat

studied

admits

to

me,

to

say

so

from

the

My

?

pray

least.

He

it.

[shrewdly]You

malone

tell him

time

to

time,

positionin England, Miss Robinson, I choose I have made him is justwhat to a buy for him. fair offer. Let him historic house, castle pick out the most The or abbey that England contains. day that he tells me he wants it for a wife worthy of its traditions, I buy it for him, and the means of keeping it up. give him What do violet. mean by a wife worthy of its you traditions ? Cannot well bred woman keep such a any eh

Hector's

?

house

for

social

him

? No

:

she

Hector

was

malone. violet.

His

malone.

that nursed

me

and

not

I

will

must not

be

born

granmother

by

a

born

turf fire.

was

Let

to

it.

it, was

to a

he ?

barefooted

him

marry

Irish

another

girl

such,

stint her

marriage portion. Let him raise himself else : raise somebody sociallywith my or money I'll regard so long as there is a social profitsomewhere, be a profitfor expenditure as justified. But there must my A leave things just someone. marriage with you would where violet.

they

are.

Many

of

my

relations would

objectvery

much


Man

150

and

Superman

Act

IV

the

Mr grandson of a common woman, That be prejudice; but so is your desire to may him have title prejudice. a marry and malone [rising, approaching her with a scrutiny in there is a good deal of reluctant which a respect]You seem woman. downright sort of a young pretty straightforward I do not be made violet. see why I should miserably make because I cannot profitsfor you. Why do you poor make Hector want to unhappy ?

marrying

to

my Malone.

He

malone.

thrive

but

better

I

will

it all

over

disappointments in I daresay you in money. I'm what talkingabout.

know

on

starvation in Ireland of

get

in the

black

47.

right enough. love

than

think

pointment disap-

on

that

sordid

father

My Maybe

Men

died

;

of

heard

you've

it.

The

violet.

be

is full of

country famine.

a no

starved drove

out

and

we'll

like

coming

are

dead

mother's

my

best of it.

middle

no

starved

was

class

I

the

starvation.

exporting it, there

of Ireland.

out

my the

buy

and

in

mine

and

I

food, and

father

My America

to

me

Ireland. and

?

No, [with smouldering passion"]

malone

When

Famine

;

and

I

can

was

English rule Well, you can keep back to buy England ;

want

arms.

middle

no

for

women

class

Hector.

perties pro-

That's

straightforward,isn't it, like yourself? Really,Mr Malone, pityinghis sentimentality'] [icily

violet

I

astonished

am

talking

that

in

in

mansions

keep

know to

that

all these malone

do

Of the

you

course

Do

historic

One

say

the

:

other

good

English

suppose the

for of

asking?

the oldest

can't afford

family

afford

can't

owner

sense

to

death

the

?

now

scandalous

it is very

will

attacks

[grinning]D'y'

you

two

and

age

you

of

refusal

Government

Socialistic

your

places to

dusted

rooms

What

violet.

the

England.

all the

duties.

have

of

man

way.

sell their

I

malone.

a

romantic

will

noblemen

hear

to

on

think

sooner

or

;

but

surely you

later put

a

stop

property.

they'llbe

able

to

g"t that


I

They're

both

talk

us

been

havn't

I can't Then

violet.

romantic

and

wants

a

certain

faddy

sort

faddy

of

to

me

his

that

we

I

He and

fancy

"

of him.

care

is he

Not

a

perhaps ? But

yes.

you

cannot

very

well

means

of

ing keep-

no absolutely

with

do.

I

position.

[alarmed] Stop

malone

getting

undertake

?

say.

as

you,

take

know. you like you,

this

undertake

all I

Hector

to

] Well, [quietly

violet

we

person,

feel

must

mean

know

wife

of

sort

I

gets it from

he

Somebody

malone.

up

don't

"

abbey

impatiently] Oh, well, You

I do.

you

the

far.

so

say

151

rather

or

"

Malone.

talking sense

malone.

ask

house

aside rather

Mr

sense,

Superman

the

[juttingthat

violet

let

buy abbeys.

before

done

and

Man

IV

Act

to

I'm

?

not

bit, stop

a

I'm

that

aware

bit.

a

Where

asking

are

to

you

anything. Of

violet.

difficult for

Mr

course,

speak

to

me

Malone,

to

if

you

you

make

can

you

choose

to

wish

to

it very

stand misunder-

me.

[half bewildered}I

malone

unfair track

but

advantage ;

to

seem

we

don't have

got

take

off the

any

straight

somehow.

the air

Straker, with opens the

of

and

little gate,

a

who

man

admits

has been

making haste,

who, snorting with

Hector,

comes indignation, upon the lawn, and is making for his father when Violet, greatly dismayed, springs up and interceptshim. Straker least he does not does not wait remain at visibly ;

within

earshot.

nothing.

how

Oh,

violet.

Go

away

unlucky until

I

!

have

Now finished

please,Hector, say speaking to your

father. hector

thing out,

[inexorably] No, Violet right away. [He puts her

and

faces his father, begins to simmer] Dad .

malone.

Hwat

whose :

cheeks

you've

d'y'mean

?

not

I

:

aside

darken

to

mean

as

have

passes her

;

his

played this

Irish

hand

this

by; blood

straight.


1

Man

2

5

and

You've

hector.

Act

letter addressed

opened

a

stolen

a

and

impersonated me

Superman march

me.

You've

lady.

That's

to

this

on

IV

dishonorable. m

Now [threateningly]

alone

saying, Hector.

I have

hector.

taking

Take

of

care

I

care.

and

honor

my

what

care

you're

I tell you.

care,

taken

take

you

taking

am

position

my

I'm

care.

in

English

society.

[hotly]Your

malone

money

do

:

my

you've just spoiledit all by opening that from an English lady, not addressed to you letter ! a delicate letter ! a privateletter !

letter

A

confidential

a

"

by

got

Well,

hector.

letter.

been

has

that ?

know

you

position

of thing a man can't sort a opened by my father ! That's The back sooner gether towe struggleagainst in England. go the better. ness [He appealsmutely to the heavens to witand anguish of two the shame outcasts'] .

Don't

making]

of

natural the

on

There

I

thank no

You've

common

no

you,

It's

too.

:

scene

quite

was

his

name

was

get

very

[raisinghis voice]

a

violet.

Father comes

you.

"

it's

no

private letter,dad

I won't

d'y'hear ? Ssh ! please,please.

you,

of

kind

:

use

you

that.

over

malone

Hector.

sense,

better.

private letter's

A

hectoring me.

by

letter

my

clenchinghis fists] Hector [furiously moral force] Oh, [with undaunted

hector

Tanner

open

It

for

Robinson.

knows

father malone

by

to

!

Miss

you,

hector.

can't

Hector.

unreasonable,

Malone

dislike

instinctive

an

envelope.

thank

My

be

Mr

malone.

I

with

[snubbinghim

violet

and in

son,

and

violet.

Back

tanner.

The

Here

little gate

talked

they

checked, glare mutely

through the

Octavius

be

with

at

all

one

back

come.

another

already! is

not

open

as

Ramsden, followed

Ann.

Alhambra

to

this afternoon.


Man

IV

Act

What

violet.

Tanner and

combat.

He

such

a

Oh,

violet. :

their wrath

and

his

Have

tanner.

Malone

sell !

nurse eye, Is it wise for you to Violet headache, ?

ramsden.

won't

recovered

you I

have

introduce

you

be

all

sunshine

the

Malone not

in silence.

in

out

too,

We

forgot.

?

Mr

before.

met

father ?

your

firmness} No

[with Roman

hector

153

and

on,

avoid They sulkily

with

Superman

findshimself between Hector presently elder, both apparentlyon the verge of personal the other for an looks from one to explanation.

passes

strange

a

a

and

I will

He

not.

is

no

father of mine.

[very angry]

malone

English friends, do and

Ann

Octavius,

astonished

their way

sympathy to

mute

little table,

regard to

one

dad

;

I'm

treats to

very

enough to fingersand go tanner. Marry Are

ramsden.

Do

tanner.

you

towards

flingsaway

dignation] .

without

the least

own my Violet

! ! !

Man

a

I'm

but

;

and, I hope,

son,

and

his own,

marry

gain your

you

husband

her

as

Robinson

Miss

sorry,

you

if I

consent,

a

And takes

am

then

tending con-

dutiful when

it

happy I just

on

and snap

way.

!

in your

forget what

the gate,

?

senses

told you

we care

[scandalized]Tut

ramsden

ing. intrud-

millions.

I don't [recklessly]

hector

without

disturbance

in

I shan't

that

fortunate my

enjoythe

a

say

scene.

a

the gate, exchange an withdraw discreetly up the steps to the

principle. I am a before everything I'm private letters as my

but

himself

make

helplessannoyance higher moral eminences

the old man's

for

your

the steps Ann sends a little grimace of Violet, who is standing with her back to the

looking on

hector.

before

to

higher and

to

soars

dad

your

lingering near

glance, and garden, where they can On

disown

?

pleasedon't

Oh

violet.

you

You

what tut,

sir!

his elbows

you

?

told

me.

Monstrous!

[he

quivering with

in-


1

Man

and

Another

madman

54 tanner.

be

locked

the

garden

of his

I

malone.

and

Hector Take

him

to

and

picked

high-born social

of

habit

Hector's

into

the

love

angrilybetween

comes

bawls

almost

that

[He

Makin

!

behavior

I've

tone

Hector

left ear] You've

British

aristocracy,have

?

you

That's

hector.

about

I'll

that.

eyes]Well laws

does

for the

answer

I

Violet] Let

take tell

me

were

you

I agree

my

with

that

see

you

I'm

doing.

with

ing flash-

marriage

mere

but

;

yourself

unfortunately

Mrs

you,

had

no

the

wife

that, sir.

Robinson, of another

whatever

or

send

right to

[Turning

your

letter

that

on

to

my

man.

is the last straw.

Dad

:

you

have

wife.

malone.

Your

tanner.

You

impostor !

also

doubt

to

[outraged]This

hector

morality of what Hector's righthand

You

!

leave

is, you

when

insulted

said, Malone

to

trouble

you

not.

malone.

right name

Don't

right.

morality!

not

are

Violet

all

[comingforward

tanner

son

lady is married already. persistsin his infatuation.

he

yet

!

woman

up

good

not

?

ignorant, uncultivated

Violet, and

a

lock him

and

married

a

Is Hector

this.

up. So this is the [bitterly]

me

should

the aggressiveness

compelshim, by

sir, the

it ; and

home

malone

spoiltbe

dear

My knows

Ma

understand

don't

enough for this lady, pray tanner.

in love

men

iv

stop],

to

tone,

but

Act

and turns up as hopeless, lone, taking offence in

Hector

;

direction,follows bim

new

These

!

[He gives

up.

towards

away

Superman

[He

wife ! the

missing his brow,

smites

husband and

!

Another

moral Malone's

into collapses

chair] .

You've

malone.

You

ramsden.

Here

hector.

badgered. the short

Violet

of it.

Now

married have :

I

and

without

!

consent

my

sir !

humbugged us, deliberately had have just about enough I

what

are

have

married you

:

got

the

that's to

say

"

of

being

long and

any

of you

?


Man

IV

Act

and Pve

what

I know

malone.

Superman to

got

155 She's

say.

married

a

beggar. No

hector.

;

she's married

Worker

a

[hisAmerican this

overwhelming intensity

imparts an

to

I

unpopular word~\

start

to

earn

simple and

living this

own

my

.

nunciatio pro-

very

afternoon.

angrily]Yes \_sneering

malone

you got your morning, I reckon. full of cheek

from

remittance

because

Wait

you're

:

and

know

what

his

octavius

to

before I

and

sell the

it is

tance remittances remit-

privilege

full of concern]Hector:

you

is.

Violet

I

to

want

know

you

can

[He

say.

I admire

Hector.

go,

and

affectedalmost

is

to

come

you

:

I

it is.

what

along with me, home I'll see : through. you [jumping down from the garden to the lawn Hectorys lefthand] I hope you'llshake hands

own

so

dollars.

thousand

a

poverty

Man.

a

running

be

pocketbook] Here

I don't

you.

[fervidly] Well,

hector

than

with for

wife

my

[deeplywounded

malone

me

done

I'm

insultingmy

your

of

yourself out

and

want'be

won't

you just take your life. done I'm with

.

don't

You

then.

[producinga letter from his father] Now it on [thrusting

of

me

til it's spent.

hector

;

plucky now, yesterday or this

very

respect

to

tears

you

and with more

they shake

as

hands] .

[alsoalmost

violet an as

idiot, Tavy. you

Mrs

[risingfrom fear:

there's

Malone.

capitalto

start

Oh

fit to become

as

no

his chair

a

with.

the other side

on

his

question of

Treat

There's me

Or [impulsively]

don't

be

workman

as on

friend

Who

?

[Tanner

and

by

should Octavius

the solution

he

draw

navvy,

draw

on

me.

me.

on

recoil, Octavius

of the money

:

a

about difficulty

really

no

a

of Hector]

becoming

[with fiercejealousy]Who

malone

consoled

about

[To Hector]

octavius

money

Hector's

of vexation]

are.

tanner

Never

in tears, but

wants

but

his

rather

your own

durty father ?

hurt, Tanner

difficulty,Violet

looks up


Man

156

and

hopefully].Hector said

I

what

back.

She's

Say

more

no

wife

friends

sorry for

it all

take

!

there

:

I

:

shoulder]Well,

the

on

we're

:

want

you

I'm

IV

again.

that's all right,

Only,

I take

no

anybody. abjectly]Don't [pleading

malone

I'd

justthe

from

money

meant

never

Act

be rash, my boy. insult Violet to

don't

:

him [patting

hector

dad.

I

:

Superman

rather

quarrelled and

took

starved.

You

know

No,

NO.

you

friends and

be hard

don't

the

on

made

than

money

what

Hector.

me,

world

the

is

I

:

do. hector.

no,

fixed

That's

that's

:

going to

not

father inexorablyby, and you've got to move Violet]. Come, Mrs Malone: and take your hotel with me, place before the proper

change.

[He

But

violet.

Won't

go

you

his

passes

I

must

go make

and

on

[eagerto

malone

See

hector.

join

You'll

you

dine

a you in half

with

us,

him~\ Yes, [He waves

conciliate

all later.

you

give

to

the

world.

to

pack.

ing overlook-

room

hour.

an

Dad,

won't

you?

yes.

his hand

to

Ann,

in joinedby Tanner, Octavius, and Ramsden the garden, and goes out through the little gate, leaving his father and Violet togetheron the lawn], Violet : I You'll try to bring him to his senses, malone.

who

has

them

I'll

garden for me ? Very well. hector. the

tell Davis

in, dear, and

to

goes

know

been

now

will.

you

I had

violet. on

goes

like

that, what Don't

malone.

be slow you

;

idea

no

I do

can

be

could

he

be

You'll

If he

?

discurridged :

but it's sure.

headstrong.

so

domestic

down.

him

wear

pressure may Promise me

will. I will

violet.

greatest

Of

malone.

the

see

whether

course,

remittance.

but

I

can

I think

course us

poor

it's the

like that.

it is.

course

[aftera

me

Of

best.

my

making deliberately

nonsense

violet

do

moment* He

induce

presently.

s

will him

You reflection] want to

had

it for his hotel

accept

it.

Not

better

give

bill.

I'll

now,

of


Man

IV

Act

and

bands

her the thousand

stand

that

this is

"

way,

the

abbeys.

allowance.

those

houses

two

Thank

it].

takes

you.

mentioned

you

Yes?

MALONE.

take

Don't

violet.

what

knows

never

bachelor

a

Malone,

Mr

the

By

only

yes,

[coolly]Oh, quite. [She

violet

157

yes : that's justthe thing [bt Y'underdollar bill, and adds cunningly]

[eagtrfy]Yes,

M alone

Superman

I won'

malone.

be

may

these

with

wrong

One

it.

seen

places. consultingyou,

nothing without

P 11 do

t.

until I've

of them

one

fear.

never

Thanks: that of'gratitude] will be much the best way. [She goes calmly back to the villa, escorted obsequiously by Malone to the upper end of the garden],

,but without [politely

violet

[drawing Ramsden'

tanner

attitude

he

as

billionaire !

[He

the

I wonder

will

That'll

be

grand

a

deviHs Led

in

a

with

that

to

come

a

trouble

the

takes

ever

cringing

s

that poor the age !

the

sooner

better

for you.

through the garden]

returns

I wouldn't

for Hector.

woman

Malone'

lawn],

the

to

it

[followinghim] The his hands as he [slapping

malone

to

of spirits first girl who

master

dog by down

comes

ramsden

her

the

of

one

attention

s

of Violet]And

takes leave

stringlike a pug to despise him. me.

aray

exchange

[He descends to the lawn and comes and Tanner Ramsden] It's an unexpected [very civil to the billionaire]

for

ten

between

duchesses.

.

ramsden

pleasureto Have

you

find

what ago

with

I

Well, it than

what

I overheard

the

To

a

They greedy, and was

the

about.

came

shares. and

up I don't

bid

the

Alhambra

say

I

Spanish To

deal

differed didn't

for them

between

know

they

two

the that

must

over

price : they if the worth

margin being too small to be of meself, I cut in and bought amuse

any the

shares

do

that's

But

truth, about men

be

I could

I think

goverment. the

Malone.

Mr

?

mightn't.

tell you

about

world,

of the

corner

buy

to

come

malone.

better

in this

you

a

month

bundle

a

were

of

young worth

were

what

not

asked,

was

account,

you

shares.

Well,

see.

to


Man

58

1

this

I havn't

day

found

is in this

town

whether

Mendoza's

or

and

;

the

name

mine,

a

our

your

Mr

motor,

is

Mendoza,

a

steamboat

malone.

you'llbe

tanner.

Mr

Roebuck

daughter-in-law. malone. Happy to Thank

Glad

meet

is.

The

line,

IV

office

Limited.

Mr

Now

or

bank,

a

tanner.

Thanks.

him

on

And a

the little gate.

town

way.

I ask who

friend

old

very

"

of

Ramsden. is also

and

the

the

on

may

also, Mr

[Malone

principlesare

round

you

Tanner

you

his

:

Mr

you,

know

to

call

kind, yes. Ramsden,

so

you,

malone.

take

us

and

Malone,

him

know

Let

If

ramsden.

business

the

or

I

man.

thoroughly commercial. in

what

Act

"

He's

tanner.

Superman

out

a

patent article

a

and

of

one

Tanner.

Ramsden

out

go

very

Octavius, who

calls

Tanner

circle.

our

to amicablythrough is wandering in the garden with Ann] Tavy ! [Tavy comes to the steps, Tanner whispersloudlyto him] Violet has married a

financier

Malone

of

ann.

hurries

[Tanner

Ramsden.

and

impulse to

brigands.

strolls

Ann

overtake

to

away

the steps with

to

an

idle*

Octavius'].

torment

Won't

you

with

go

them, Tavy

?

[tearssuddenlyJiushing his eyes] You cut me to down the the heart, Ann, to go on by wanting me [he comes She follows him caressingly]. her. lawn to hide his face from Poor Ricky Ticky Tavy ! Poor heart ! ann. I must It belongs to you, Ann. Forgive me: octavius. I love you. You know speak of it. I love you. that my mother the good,Tavy ? You know What's ann. is determined that I shall marry Jack. octavius [amazed] Jack ! octavius

ann.

It

Jack

has

been

to

marry ann

it ?

[withgrowing resentment]

octavius

that

absurd, doesn't

seems

has

urging you

playing with

been

not

me

to

me

marry

Do

you

all this time you

because

to

mean

That

?

he

say he

intends

himself?

[alarmed]

that I said that

:

No

I don*

no

t

:

for

you a

mustn't

moment

lead think

him

that

believe

to

Jack

knows


his

and

Man

IV

Act

mind.

own

wished

always

But

of your father loved me.

My

ann.

their wishes

are

a

me

interest

dear, you octavius ann

I

are

nice

a

You

you.

wouldn't

I do.

I do

ann.

live up I could

I

eighty, one tremble

my

good boy.

a

the

a

great deal,

ground

I trod

ridiculous

but

;

it's

no

geration. exag-

at

"

shall grow of

the

I shall have

and

I don't

if I marry

But

to

think

Jack,

old. until I grow too And I am when old, Ann. least not

will

I love

woman

thickest

the

see,

gold

from

tress

make

me

the

most

head.

that

me

existence that

which

Do

Tavy

ann.

love

:

that's poetry, Tavy, real poetry. echo of an from sudden a sense

strange

have

we

octavius.

and

bring

can

you

Tavy, faint impulseofpity"]

married.

were

hair

than

young

gives

as

if

to

\_quite touched]Oh,

ann

well

Is it fair

?

own

your

own

I

we

too

white

more

beautiful

proof

him

love

But

Is it fair to

question.

always worship

be disillusioned

octavius.

former

as

It sounds

and

;

that if

you'llnever

It

this

to

always shall. Always is a long word, Tavy. You always to your idea of my divinity; do

Surely

me.

?

you

octavius.

1

yourself

unselfish you are, Ann. I am speaking in my

"

would

it.

on

selfishness.

own

my

not

a

creature

loves

Is that all ? [humiliated] in spiteof her pity]That's [mischievously

assure

on,

with

at him \_looking

than

side

Jack to marry him if you do destroy my happiness as well yourselfto love me ? ann

set

sacrifice

to

mother

My

know

is another

there

"

is

parents.

how

I

though

"

mother

bound

guide

I know

Oh,

octavius.

believe

better

159

father's will that he

my

my

not

are

you

wishes

the

to

And

Jack.

marry

octavius.

from

it's clear

But

to

me

Superman

always

immortal you

to

such

me

a

striking

souls.

believe

if it is

to

seems

come

that it is true,

true

? must

you

lose

me

as

me.

octavius.

Oh!

covers

his face with

[he hastilysits his

down

hands']-

at

the

little table


Man

160

illusions.

destroy your I

can

sentimental

exactly what

old

bachelor

Oh

is

have

has

comfortable

a

take

let you

nor

that wouldn't will be the

be nice

very

A

opera. in

man

a

kind. to

for

tonic ann

broken

if he

London

he is

That's You

can't

enjoybis

dread

not

kind,

a

good

is

cynicism

easier

doubt

that.

fool ! :

and

that's

You

the

unfavorable

an

living up

than

shall

I

me.

to

an

without

attitude

knowing

him always. enrapture him make would wretched.

will you

far.

so difficulty,

Shall [heroically]

octavius

over

pering] whis-

"

! Jack sometimes phase of despair,and beginning

delicate

thinks

"

ecstasy

about

Getting

much

so

mischievous

illusions

no

way.

heart

broken

Yes

ann.

has

other

ever

the

"

he

disillusionizing Jack.

with

shall enrapture [resumingthe calm

don't he

be

dread.

I

Oh,

octavius

And

I

what

do

:

the

surpriseJack impression is

it] I

that

you

only

[He rises with quiet dignity"]. I'm disillusionizing see, [studyinghim slyly]You

I

to

persuaded

[herface lightingup

ideal.

;

heart

me.

octavius. ann

You

income.

has

already.

you

a

women

cooled, but believingthat [considerably mean to recovering bis self control]I know you

Jack

be

must

octavius

Ann.

worlds

for

you You

IV

I'll kill myself.

to good pleasant complaint for

very

wouldn't

suit you.

:

deal

a

Act

sake.

for my

you won't: bad time. You

will go

you a

will

no a

I

:

neither

can

ly~]Ann [desperate

ann.

won't

I

see

octavius

and

Superman

[with conviction]Tavy

ann

go.

and

/

tell him

that

you

love

him? Oh [quickly] octavius [shocked]Ann

ann

no

he'd :

run

away

would

you

again. marry

an

unwilling

?

man

What

ann. no

such

thing

a

queer

as

a

creature

willing

you

you

already

know in

you

being

out

are

of

are,

when

man

[She laughsnaughtily],

him. But

:

I'm

There's Tavy! really go for you

shocking

really getting a sort danger yourself.

you,

of

I suppose.

satisfaction


to

Superman

Satisfaction [startled]

octavius

that

and

Man

IV

Act

!

1

6

You [Reproachfully]

1

say-

!

me

Well, if

ann.

it

would

reallyagony,

were

ask for

you

of it ?

more

octavius.

I asked

for

more

have

offered

to

tell

You

ann.

I self-sacrifice,

That's

satisfaction in it.

thorn

that

happy. happy myself; but Yes

ann.

there

because

him.

be

must

you're

its breast

presses

it

:

don't

You

be

to

but

sing. quite simple.

It's

octavius.

you

;

love

I

that

Jack

some

You

poet.

a

against the

sharp

itself

make

to

suppose

Perhaps it's

bird

like the

are

of it ?

Have

I

love

I love me

help another

can

so

;

do

to

man

But

quite simple.

seems

I you ; and I can't make

I

want

you

it. if

doubt

we

do things. The only reallysimple why we and grab it. I want thing is to go straightfor what you I feel as if I don't love you, Tavy ; but sometimes suppose know

ever

I

should

like

foolish

very

make

to

about

a

of you

man

are

women.

[almostcoldly]I

octavius

You

somehow.

content

am

to

be

I

what

am

in that respect. iream

about

I have

octavius.

I don't

But

You

ann.

be

think are

womanly ann

[with

me

to

a

I

no.

it hurts.

much

It's queer that you should Violet's as hard as nails.

am

Violet

sure

is

thoroughly

be

do you say that ? Is it businesslike and sensible ?

Why impatience]

some

thoughtfuland to

be

Something

Ann ann.

how

ill luck.

my

idiot

an

"

something

or

worse,

?

octavius.

mean,

:

for you I accept

softhearted! Violet.

Violet

want

you

Ann

and

them,

heart.

at

unwomanly like

so

Oh

octavius.

Do

you

different from

so

hope, quite know

no

only worlds, Tavy.

from

must keep away you I wouldn't them. marry

Then

ann.

worse

"

like you

! What

do

you

?

Oh

well, I don't

great respect for Violet.

that, of

mean

She M

gets her

But

course. own

way

I have

always.

\


162

[sighing]So

octavius

Yes

ann.

but

;

having

without

Superman

do

IV

Act

you.

gets it without

she

somehow

coaxing

people sentimental about her. Nobody could [with brotherlycallousness]

octavius

very

and

Man

sentimental Oh

make

to

about

Violet, I think, pretty

she

as

get

is.

them. they could, if she made But would octavius. really nice woman surely no practiseon men's instincts in that way. deliberately ann [throwing up her hands] Oh Tavy, Tavy, Ricky ! who marries Ticky Tavy, heaven help the woman you why, octavius [his passion reviving at the name] Oh I don't torment me. why, why do you say that ? Don't ann.

yes

understand.

Suppose

ann.

she

tell

to

were

fibs, and

lay

for

snares

men

Do

octavius.

I, who

"

Hm

she

Say

more.

at

that's

could

/

loved

wouldn't

she And

settled.

a

woman

?

you

all events,

such

marry

let you

I can't

now

if

talk any

forgiveme, and that the subjectis closed. have nothing to forgive; and the subjectis

if the wound

And

closed.

Well, So

you I

octavius.

see

!

wise.

were

and

known

have

ann.

think

you

is

open,

at

least you

shall

never

it bleed.

Poetic

ann.

pats his cheek

;

to

has

impulse of distaste through the garden Octavius

again

the

Goodbye,

last,Tavy.

an

impulse

which and

kiss him

to

prevents into

the

her

and

dear. then

[She another

finallyruns

;

away

villa] .

takes

refuge

at

the table,

bowing Whitefield,who

his head

has been sobbingsoftly. Mrs shops,and has a net full of little pottering round the Granada bim. in through the gate and sees parcels in her hand, comes mrs whitefield [running to him and lifting his head] the matter, What's Tavy ? Are you ill ? No, nothing, nothing. octavius. mrs whitefield [stillholding his head, anxiously]But you're crying. Is it about Violet's marriage ? on

his

arms

octavius.

and

No,

no.

Who

told you

about

Violet

?


Roebuck

What's

ill ?

the

said I didn't blame

right to Ann

and

;

whitefield

I

her

want

marry

she

:

only

Little she But

octavius.

she

don't

Surely you

think

for

a

what

?

consolingly]For nothing.

hand

I haven't

anything.

done

I

What

?

you guess husband a

I

s

daresay you

for

Ann

;

rather.

which

is best or

Tanner

for

a

much,

too

has

her

told

but

away

not

suspect

Ann

I'm

saying

man

very she

sorry

for

wants

to

/ want! / say or what believed it unless she say of of deceit!! "

mind, Tavy.

never

young like

of

what

would

say

me.

way

cares

Well,

whitefield.

mrs

:

to

know

I don't too

know

little,like

Jack.

returns.

Well, I've disposed of old

tannlr.

him

to

Mendoza,

brigands together to wron8

don't

Then [thoughtfully] It's

Tavy. Jack.

you,

to

whitefield

mrs

you,

Ann

[He rises and moves the middle of the lawn] [followinghim hastily]Does Ann Jack ? marry

it hurts

Yes

octavius.

it.

Has

?

.

mrs

that

But

towards

her

from

And

fault.

sadly] Can' t [smiling preferJack to me as

octavius

I love

?

?

matter

are

man's

a

you.

whitefield.

MRS

only

"

ridiculous

For [startled]

[pressingher

octavius

youre

you.

whitefield

mrs

Ann's

I blame

that

met

?

you

'it'snot

octavius.

the

to

I

sure

you

is it all about

what

But

whitefield.

moment

that sound

Doesn't

heart.

doing anything

been

Are

owner]

?

matter

'

mrs

its

to

It's nothing {affectionately]

octavius

broken

head

old Irishman.

that awful

and

163

Superman

the [restoring

whitefield

mrs

not

and

Man

IV

Act

talk it

Limited out.

;

Malone. and

Hullo,

left

Tavy!

I the

ve

troduced in-

two

anything

"?

r T* wash face, I see. [To go my Whitefield] Tell him what you wish. [To Tanner] take it from Jack, that Ann approves of it. me, may

octavius.

I

must

Mrs

You


Man

164

Of

octavius.

with

sad

manner]

Approves

Whitefield

Mrs

dignityto the villa] Whitefield] [to Mrs

Act

IV

of what

wishes.

[He

?

bis

goes

.

tanner

What

is it you

wish

Jack.

bis whole

have

with

attention].I

children

able

seem

her

are

to

mysterious.

done, whatever

don't

for

for Ann

care

bis elbows

nice

so

littleconsideration

so

is very

it is.

brings tbe other chair

Tanner

sits close to

people's

This

[with snivellinggratitude] Thank

[She sits down. and

table

It shall be

?

whitefield

mrs

her

what

Superman

his

[puzzled by

tanner

way

and

why

me,

and

It's

me.

and

Rhoda

it is that other that

I do

own

my

wonder

no

as

from the

his knees, giving

on

know to

you,

for

I don't and

you

It's a very queer world. It used be to Tavy and Violet. so straightforwardand simple ; and now to nobody seems feel as they ought. think and Nothing has been right since that speech that Professor Belfast. at Tyndall made Yes life is more used tanner. : complicated than we to

But

think.

be

married

know

just

let

marry

don't

put

out

that

she's

it ; for he in her

and

;

that that

crossed

never

But

you

know

put

the

blame

it

poor with

she me

on

been

Ann

I

:

has

puts

want

better

than

marrying

her

set

"

presently

mind

that's all I ask.

saying that I boy is breaking

am

his

things

them

when

It

only

that.

So

:

/ don't.

will

thing. any-

Tavy making

has

heart

the

he

It's

thought

Tavy

sets

if you

marry

her

about sees

no

use

people's heads

into

:

on

himself, though what

her

mind.

my

on

not

or

that I shall

me

of

by them

against

me.

her, don't

me.

I havn't [emphatically]

tanner

mrs

the

is in love

tellingTavy tellingthem

tell you.

to

I like it

wonderful, goodness knows

so

want

I like it

is when

But

you

to

seems

I

?

myself or not. [peacefully]Oh, very likelyyou

she

what

whether

whether

whitefield

mrs

you

Ann

to

for you

just what

Ann

[starting]It

tanner

do

to

That's

you'llmarry

course

I

am

whitefield.

mrs

Of

what

the

intention slightest

of

her.

whitefield

[//y^y]She'd

suit you

better than

Tavy.


Man

IV

Act She'd

165

Superman I'd

Jack.

you,

No

tanner.

is

man

match

a

for

a

Not

boots. poker and a pair of hobnailed then. Anyhow, / can't take the poker to

her

see

with

always

even

I should

her.

be

slave.

mere mrs

No

whitefield.

would

you

to

except

woman,

a

a

like

match.

her

meet

in

match

her

meet

and

be able

the

tell her

slipout of it as she Everybody would

to

tanner.

herself

the

truth

To

begin with,

about

Ann

in

does

with

call

all events,

She

wouldn't

me.

me

if I told Ann

brute

a

of

terms

At

her

code.

moral

own

true. thingsthat are not strictly glad somebody sees she is not

says

I'm

whitefield.

mrs

she's afraid of you. herself. truth about :

an

angel. In

tanner.

it when a

a

as

And

with

since

her

coquette, a

satisfaction may

she

who

of

to

something for

she

which

has

has

call

to

she

is

a

her

bully

women

altar

;

liar

a

so

fascination

I don't.

she

wants.

That

I

But

is

coquette

a

of

the

mere

to

her

face,

point

can't

She

makes

make her

men

almost

polite name.

no

what

she

for

to

whitefield

tanner.

in

ears

habituallyand

she

personal know

is

the

Well, [in mild expostulation] Jack. expect perfection, mrs

she

to

well.

as

her

I

put

intention

no

you

the

at

me

me

bullies

reduced

now

sacrifice

that

she as bully men unscrupulously uses give her whatever

definition of

standard

passions she

getting

conclude

would

husband

a

"

the

rouses as

as

the

according to

woman

it

put

point of speaking out has plunged Tavy head over intention of marrying him, any

without

gratifying. And of being willing I

to

"

exasperated to

liar.

love

short

is that Ann

me

annoys

you

can't

does.

perfectlywell that all this about her being a liar and a bully and a coquette and so forth is a trumped-up moral indictment which might be brought against anybody. We all lie ; we all bully as much all bid dare ; we as we for admiration without the least intention of earning it ; we

know

all get

as

much

rent

as

we

can

out

of

our

powers

of


1

Man

66

fascination. with

her.

If

Ann

But

she

advantage of know

admit If

won't.

tellinglies

she

to

herself at

eyes do

shouldn't

children

has

amuse

will

She

Activ

I

this

makes

woman

coquette.

a

Superman

would

If another

them. to

their

and

she'll

take

by whacking she'll refuse

me,

she

just what

quarrel

likes

self her-

whilst

the conventional on insisting everybody else doing what code prescribes. In short, I can stand everything hypocrisy. That's what beats me. except her confounded mrs whitefield [carriedaway by the reliefof bearing her ozvn opinionso eloquentlyexpressed] Oh, she is a hypocrite. She

is

is.

she

:

Then

tanner. mrs

of

sort

of

and

made

to

me

and

Whereas

mrs

whitefield.

able

to

take

she

anyhow,

I don't

but

mrs

I don't

Oh, care

must

Aha

tanner.

;

;

I'm

know,

now

fond

very

him

want

Tavy

of be

to

? me,

she he's

:

trampled

whitefield

I

a on

suppose.

different,somehow

are

you

of

You'd

detest my own be wicked so

her

yourself. somebody. marry ! there speaksthe life instinct.

feel that

you

matter,

[rising shocked] daughter ! Surely you and

unnatural

:

And

You

detest

Do

don't

I

that

mean

you

believe

to

me

that, merely because

as

you

out.

married.

get her

must

you

serve

,

her

her

to

me

marry

wretched.

tanner.

her

to

! put it on it until Tavy told me

of

thought

never

But, you

son

want

you

There [querulously]

I

said I did.

do

why

whitefield

course.

are

Isn't she ?

I

see

faults. You [cynically] whitefield. Why,

tanner mrs

things you

say,

We

Jack !

love

her, then

of

I

course

can't

?

What

do.

help loving our

queer blood

own

relations.

Well, perhaps

tanner.

But

for

have

a

my natural

mrs

Jack. to

you.

part, I

whitefield.

I

basis

it

saves

suspect that in

a

natural

You

hope you won't I only wanted

unpleasantnessto say so. the tables of consanguinity

repugnance

shouldn't tell Ann to

set

that

say

[he rises']. things

I have

been

myself right with

like

that,

speaking you

and


and

Man

IV

Act

and

sit mumchance

I couldn't

Tavy.

Superman

167

have

everything put

me.

on

Quite [politely] And whitefield [dissatisfied] so.

tanner mrs

matters

Tavy's

worse.

worship Ann

ought

would

to

her

serve

into

say

play

I

head

that it

that

except

say

don't

you.

I

something

don't

sillyand

be

don't

Now

whitefield.

mrs

into my

put

can

I

made

right?

Thank

tanner.

what

you,

marry

only

because

me

been

it's

when

And

Ann.

with

angry

I've

now

I

mean.

twist what

ought

have

to

I fair

"

from the villa, followed presentlyby Violet, dressed for driving.

Ann

who

comes

is

chat delightful place.

with

whitefield

mrs

Never

tanner.

you

[appalled]Have

overheard

fear

habit

that

right hand darling, you seem hear can Jack. We mother*

her

[coming to suavity] Well, mamma ann

of

is

Ann

:

hers

with

s

just

to

you

only -*- well, She

now.

threatening be having a all

the

over

"

cussing dis-

were

we

hasn't

heard

a

word. mrs or

not

I [stoutly]

whitefield

I have

:

what

I

[arriving on Whitefieldand Tanner]

the

lawn

and

I've

come

to

violet

for my mrs no

please. coming

between

Mrs

I'm

goodbye.

say

me

that

you

:

I'm

off

luggage,makes

But

How

one

I wish

be

for take

that,Violet.

And,

anything. long. you

to

America.

won't.

only going

whitefield.

say

clothes, nor let him

[verydecidedly]I

dear

don't

It won't

Don't

whitefield.

violet

again]

breakfast, no

no

[pettingher]

Promise

mrs

[crying]Oh

whitefield

violet

cry,

she has

honeymoon.

wedding, mrs

whether

care

say

rightto

a

don't

realize you

to

should the

going "

were

think

not, indeed.

hotel. in

that

dress, with

[shechokes, and my

Don't

then

daughter, Violet

breaks !

your out


1

Man

68

Superman

[soothing her] There,

violet

be

and

there

:

Act

I

so

IV

Ann

am.

will

jealous. mrs

Fie, mother

ann. more

:

dries

ber

you

eyes, and

Come,

!

now

me.

mustn't

you

:

doesn't

bit for

a

like it

cry

any

Whitefield

[Mrs

subsides] .

The

violet.

will be

sooner

married

get

you

I quite expect [restively] of

afternoon.

the

the

too,

better.

less misunderstood.

much

tanner

minds

care

Goodbye, Jack. Goodbye, Violet.

tanner.

course

doesn't

Violet

know

violet.

You

Ann

whitefield.

to

all

You

married

get

have

to

seem

in set

the your

it.

on

You

violet.

her

arm

the

drive

might

round

takes her

[ To

worse.

Let

her]

will do

do

take

me

Whitefield:putting the

to

you

Come

good.

you

Mrs

in and

hotel

get

a

with

me

:

[She

wrap.

the

towards

villa] [as theygo .

mrs

whitefield

know Ann

It's

not

be

to

with

bothered

finallydelivers Violet

hear?

is

Violet*

s

Violet

Yes,

tanner.

the others

away

were

no

to

care

what

be tell

people .

ner approachesTan-

from

moment

toe

to

top ;

get married. Do you you. marry WON'T marry you.

ought

I will

not

won't, axd

to

sir she

you,

said, sir

that's settled. has

asked

It's in the

absurd

me

to at

away

but

;

everybody

When

air.

pretexts

longer scowls already giving you

Ramsden if he

So

nobody on

know

!

men

opinion.

thing as settled. go

the

needn't

you

opportune advice, a

with

of sightand hearing]

out

quite right. You

said.

I

but

one

no

will

Oh,

but

;

humorouslyfor ber

husband

me.

Well, nobody [placidly]

said, sir she

treats

well

won't, won't,

I won't,

ann

she

like

woman

all very

with

gone,

your

Ann: [explosively]

tanner

as

on

him

examines

ann.

the

old

an

Ann, musing and

that

I don't

garden]

always occupied

she

expected

are

you

[She talks herselfand

"

;

when

and

;

politenessis

:

think

house

the

in

me

I shall do

what

up through the

leave

me

:

to

we us

alone

his eye me

in

meet, gether. to-

beams, church.


Man

IV

Act

refers

Tavy

first told

who

Was

ann. tanner.

and

be

Yet

you

his

as

like if

don't

you

want

him

and

[followingbet]

Does

from

away

feelingthat

I shall

let

that

sits

want

man

any

our

be

to

hanged ? struggle for black

I have

own.

be

myself should

you

married, you needn't down, much at her ease\. be

to

a hanged give the chaplain a

not

brigand

because

married

have

eye.

frightful

a

it is the

husband.

a

I

daresay I shall, someday. But why me of tanner. me me apostasy, profanation of the ann.

"

to

he

was

lovesick

a

least

at

will,

will

it

:

without

be

world's

world's

blessing.

?

away

stopped by schoolboy.

the

do

his

me

employer

be

to

truant

a

life,though they could We

gives

future

ran

you

let themselves

men

and

of it.

why Yes, only

[sheturns tanner

mother

that

Well,

ann.

169

Superman

your

treats me

down

run

to

me

openly

Straker

and

violation

of my

manhood,

sale

of

k

all

Marriage

?

men

of my

sanctuary

is

\.

soul,

birthright,shameful

my

of defeat. ignominious capitulation,acceptance I shall decay like a thing that has served its and is purpose future done with ; I shall change from with a a to man a

surrender,

past ; I shall see their relief at husbands

with

man

other to

share who

one

their

ignominy.

has

sold

out

:

always been an enigma somebody else's property secondhand

ugly

to

keep So

tanner.

your

snaps ann.

the After

and

put

can

on

in countenance, you that she may make

victim

away

the

picturesvery

who be

have

merely that

at

:

a

a

cap

like her bait

my

and

self her-

grandmother.

triumph the

make

insolent

more

the

moment

trap

!

all,though, what

Beauty is all very it when it has at our

"

shall possibility, damaged goods

as

me

scorn

I,

women

young

a

\"

prisoner

new

a

well been

at

first

in the

lovely

when

difference

sight;

house papa

but

would who

it make ever

?

looks

I thought days bought them ; but I

three

?

-U ^

of all the

eyes

will

men

young

the

and

wife

by publicly throwing on

the

The to

greasy arrival of

best.

at

man

Well,

ann.

in the

a

^

fP


1

Man

70 looked

havn't

looks

my

umbrella

you stand.

/

lie,you

You

Flatterer.

ann.

don't

if you

Jack,

too

are

:

You to

vampire :

Why

are

to

want

I

bother

never

I

me.

might be the

fascinate

me,

? in

am

about

lie.

you

me

marry

IV

Act

trying to

you

Life Force.

The

tanner.

Superman

for years. well used

them

at

tanner.

and

grip of

the

the

Life

Force. I don't

ann.

Life

like the

it sounds

least:

in the

understand

Guards.

,

Why

tanner.

Can

be

not

you

marry satisfied unless your

never

marry. marries ?

never

What

tanner.

you

bim

{turning to

ann (

will

don't

Havn't

!

is

that that

noticed

you

idolizes

who

man

a

He

?

willing.

prey struggles? let him into a secret]

if to

as

Tavy

sort

of

! who

women

Tavy man

sees

duets ! for love but romantic nothing in nature scenery Tavy, the chivalrous, the faithful,the tenderhearted and born to be swept he was ! Why, ! true Tavy never marry in the street. he meets up by the first pair of blue eyes like that the same, All Yes, I know. Jack, men ann. bachelor lodgings with broken always live in comfortable adored hearts, and are by their landladies,and never get like you {smiting his

Men

married. tanner

I

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!

true

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ann.

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and

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never

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it's the

nice

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with

same

The

women.

temperament,

poetic, I daresay;

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it's

but

perament's poetic tem-

old

an

very

maid's

temperament. tanner.

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ann.

tanner. ann _

within

Barren.

You

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you

Life Force

you

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round {looking earshot] No.

tanner.

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care

mean

for

by the Tavy ?

to carefully

do

care

for

make

me

it

passes

Life

sure

?

by.

Force,

that

yes.

Tavy

is not


Man

IV

Act

and

Superman

lack !

abandoned

Infamous,

tanner.

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ann.

-.

Devil

!

woman

!

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!

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tanner.

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ann

1

fingerat him*]Now

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and shaking quietly [rising Behave yourself.

ann

7

1

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01 ann

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get

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sorts

in

rational

dress

water.

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in

about

get into all

and

too,

who

and

are

their

continual

in

you

prefer

dread

wife

a

you

?

on

No,

tanner.

had

then

live

complications. Wouldn't

depend

could

you

hypocrites go

not

are

what

marry

You Yes, for yours correction-] call a hypocrite, Jack. Women

thousand

a

revolutionist's element.

times

no

clean

You

men

.

hot

: as

water

clean

you

the

is

milk-

pails,by scalding them. Cold

ann.

quality. Well, be

I

too

appointed me

will

faithful

to

Life

the

moment

my

your

healthy.

s

witty

are you endows

Force be

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uses

Oh, [despairingly]

tanner

supreme

its

has

water

hypocrite.

a

guardian, not

with

you

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every father I

suitor.

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the

at

:

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as

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tanner.

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the

our

ann.

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too

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is yours

who

me

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then

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would

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!

you

trap

laid

was

beginning. childhood "

I will

tanner.

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ann

from

asked

[in low siren tones]He guardian before he made

ann

not

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will, you

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magic] From

her

of

us

you. will.

you I tell you, no, no, I tell you, yes, yes,

"

by I will

the

,

.

beginning

"

the Life Force. not

marry

you.

no.

yes.

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[coaxing" imploring" late for repentance.

almost

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exhausted] Yes.

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[struckby

tanner

this

happen

no

not

that

:

to

Life arms

his

in

Force

enchants

when

I

me

:

I

:

did

all

?

anguish that have

you

You

tanner.

have

the

I

she said

worth

me.

I love

you.

world

fightingfor and

self,one

:

whole

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in my

indivisible.

them

all.

and

honor

sell freedom

would

love

not

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But

clasp you.

do

you

arms]

for my honor, for my Your happiness will be

ann.

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with an courage, awake and are ;

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ann.

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past] When

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from

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tanner

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before

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Superman

the echo

[suddenlylosingher We conceal]No.

ann

does

and

Man

172

and

self

happiness? It will

ann.

be

not

all

for

happiness

Perhaps

me.

death.

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have

well

as

mother's

a

like this, you

Jack

will have

to

If

tanner.

hold

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let

me

I

than

tanner.

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ann.

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with

me

Nor

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:

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care.

this

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Mrs

Straker,

come

in

alone.

lady.

edge

I

and

care.

under

more

frightfully

go

:

heart

are

we

of

pice, preci-

a

and is

bear

I can't

lastinglonger

it.

us.

to

of my

forces.

faint.

Octavius

wrapped

end

the

at

am

going

am

: thestrain]]^ok

it is

"

I

come

up

from

the

for driving.

little gate

who

raises

villa

taneously Simul-

den, followed by Mendoza

Rams

through the

Take

while

the

on

and

care.

shamefacedly releases Ann, forehead. m

now

it kill

field,who

lone

father's

a

comes

so

Violet

moment

White Ma

dared Let

thought.

hurts.

tightand jump.

you

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go.

and

me.

marry

failing more [panting,

ann

there

if anyone

:

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two

we

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?

me

holds

?

care,

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ann.

in

grasped

you

clutch

that

[groaning]Oh,

tanner

and

in the

her

Something's

paling. Tanner hand giddilyto her

the

matter

with

the


and

Man

IV

Act

What

ramsden.

does

Superman

this

173

?

mean

[runningbetween Ann and Tanner] Are you ill ? with [reeling, supreme effort]I have promised to Violet kneels by her and chafesher Jack. \_Sbeswoons.

violet

a

ann

marry

hand. her

Tanner

bead.

do.

to

to

her

goes

to

Violet1 s assistance, but

band, and

Wbitefieldhurries

Mrs

Malone

Octavius,

other

round

Octavius

what

know

runs

Ramsden

and

to

run

back

tries

does

lift not

the villa.

into

and

Ann

to

round

crowd

her, stooping to assist. Straker to Ann* comes s feet, and coolly Mendoza to her head, both upright and selfpossessed ] .

Now

straker.

want can

him the

crowd

a

ladies

then,

round

her

:

she

If

you please,gents drive them gentlypast

git. to

garden, where

and

Mr

Tanner

into

it.

moment

a :

let it go

He

mendoza.

the

to

is

and

Ann

has

she

:

all the

"

and

Ramsden

up the

lawn

[Malone

"

of his uselessness, joins them. pauses for

air

wants

who

Octavius,

gentlemen

don't air

allow

towards

already become

conscious

Straker, following them

Tanner].

instruct

flat so's

right,Mr

the

Don't

blood

Tanner.

lift er

can

to

up,

ed, back

run

Trust

she

the air of

Sierra.

to the garden steps] delicately [He withdraws tanner [rising] I yield to your superior knowledge of to the corner physiology,Henry. [He withdraws of the lawn; and Octavius immediately hurries down to him], .

[asideto

tavy

Tanner,

grasping his hand] Jack: be

very

happy.

[asideto Tavy]

tanner

for

I

asked

never

It is

her.

a

trap

[He goes up the lawn towards the garden. Octavius remains petrified] Mrs mendoza [intercepting Wbitefield,who comes from the villa with is this,madam glass of brandy] What [he takes it from her] ? me.

.

a

mrs

whitefield.

The

mendoza.

[He

me.

swallows

A

little brandy.

worst

thing you

it].

Trust

to

could the

give her. air

of

the

Allow

Sierra,

madam. For

a

moment

the

men

all forget Ann

and

stare

at

Mendoza.


1

Man

74

[/*yuMs

ann

did

and

Superman

her clutching

ear,

Jack say anything when Ah!

ann.

about

are

with

to

stops

warning gesture.

a

I havn't.

I'm

quitehappy. [suddenlywalking determinedly to her, and

tanner

her

:

relapses']

Oh, she's fainted again. rush back to her; but Mendoza

[supine] No

ann

neck} Violet

I fainted ?

[with a sigh of intense reliefshe

whitefield.

They them

the

No.

VIOLET.

mrs

round

IV

Act

hand

from

Violet

ing snatch-

feel her pulse} Why, her pulse is positively bounding. Come, get up. What ! nonsense Up with

to

[He

you.

gets her up l feel stronS

summarily] .

TN,'-nY?S ;

nearly killed MMiss to

Mw"kN% V"U?h Whitefield.

meet

make

happiness.

And

ramsden

happy

man,

mendoza

Ramsden you I know to

[She goes

cry

for the

Mr :

only

a

very

in

other

Ann

you

I

:

I

stop

and

;

^rta

I

hope

I

One

have to

you am

and is

in

your

Tanner] not

to

Mine

and

me

the

tempting Tavy,

Sir

get

"

your

sir.

yours,

heart's

no

call of

one

happy

am

spiteof everything. and Tanner] You are

get it.

to

for

easy

:

best

Abbey to Octavius] [Aside to him] I

me.

in

life.

is

spectator.

better.

the

very 7

the

at

tears.

more

Mendoza

it is

you

last time.

I believe in

The

But

past Malone

congratulate

tragedies

desire.

tanner.

are

frequent guests

as

:

Tanner

[coming between Malone Jack Tanner. I envy you. [advancingbetween Violet

two

are

The7,re

congratulate Mr

No [steadfastly]

tavy

heart's

you

now-

Ch?

W0"er'

you.

Ticky Tavy to

there

I

him

Thank

Kicky want

and

you

ann

a

Jack,

me,

enouSh

for all that.

desires.

happy man : principals ; and a

and

back

come

me. ann

[complying]You

are

absurd, Jack.

[She

takes

his

proffered arm], tanner

happy man.

[continuing]I solemnly Ann

looks

successful,victorious.

happy That

is

; not

say

but she

that is

I

am

not

a

only triumphant,

happiness,but

the

price

i


Act

Man

IV

which

for

the

freedom,

of

and

to

four

five

the

all

will

to

will

England,

and

his

walking

in

like

who,

preparing

to

the his

carvers

heap

upon

devoted

to

Handbook. after

days office

will

be

return

our

of

of

presence

clients,

clocks,

morocco,

proceeds

the

I

and ;

the

Revolutionist's

at

to

district

the

solicitor

my in

ordinary

dress "

[with [looking mind

Never

registrar,

speeches

bowls, extra

three

place

take

seize

may

taste

in

the

the

license,

clerk,

violet

ann

of

special

by

superintendent

and

sold,

cares

travelling

eight

Tennyson are

the

propose

own

salad

the

you

for

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our

or

of

copy

copies

free

wedding

seven

the

imbecile

utter

to

renounce

man

no

expense.

cases,

instantly

be

and

my

the

articles

other

circulating The

the

that

beg

according

dressing

slices,

I

have

we

renounce

future,

unknown

at

that

all,

above

drunk

half

house

notice

or

fish

and

get

What

happiness,

renounce

family.

a

own

give

to

an

pleasantries our

hereby

us,

and

coarse

furnish

and

of

possibilities

occasion

the

is

175

happiness.

their

tranquillity,

household

a

the

afternoon

renounce

romantic

Superman

sell

strong

this

done

both

and

tanner.

Universal

her,

conviction]

intense

with

him

at

Go

dear.

Talking

laughter.

!

fond on

pride

You

and

talking,

area

brute,

caressing

bis

Jack.

arm]



THE

REVOLUTIONIST'S AND

BOOK HAND-

COMPANION

POCKET

BY

JOHN

TANNER, {Member of

M.I.R.C.

the Idle

N

Rich

CUss).



TO

PREFACE

REVOLUTIONIST'S

THE

HANDBOOK

11

No

can

one

without

people Robert

contemplate the desiring something

Giffen. Essays

in

condition

present like

Finance,

vol.

a

of

the

of

masses

for the

revolution

better."

the Sir

ii. p. 393.

Foreword A

is

revolutionist

The

discard

to

the

existing

try another.

and

order

social

desires

who

one

of

is

a revolutionary. To Russian Anglo-Indian bureaucrat, a general election is as or much referendum revolution as a or a plebiscitein which French the tion Revolupeople fight instead of voting. The

with

constitution

overthrew

one

different

interests

general seven

election

years

no

is

man

profession is

For a

a

That

different views.

the

;

substituted

and

rulers

if they choose.

understands. a

and

enables

England apology.

Every

of

set

institution in needs

England

people

to

do

Revolution and

its

every

is what

England

is therefore

advocacy by

revolutionist

example,

in

and

every

national

a

the

who

sceptic concerning it,

a

Englishman

an

concerning person

another

thing

has

he

mastered

consequently

a

revolutionist.

Every genuinely religiousperson a

revolutionist.

179

is

a

heretic

and

fore there-


180 All

who

achieve The

supposed faith

they

of

knowledge is

the

older,

life

in

methods

they

though

the

existing

of

age

social

of

begin

more

volutionary re-

commonly

are

owing

tionists. revolu-

as

become

persons

conservative

more

under

person

distinction

grow

conventional

in

Superman

distinguished

become

to

Any

real

most

as

of

and

Man

to

their

loss

reform.

who,

thirty,

order,

is

not

a

having

any

revolutionist,

inferior.

an

And

have

Revolutions

tyranny

:

they

have

never

only

shifted

Yet

lightened it

to

the

burden

shoulder.

another

John

Tanner.

of


REVOLUTIONISTS

THE

HANDBOOK

If

there

it would

be

god century could who incapable. indeed the

no

work

must,

not

he

that

in

help themselves,

the

god

;

used

effect, change

and to

shirk

himself

god god

Man

must

with into

this

of

an

the

Deist, XVIII

helped

who

the

decided

century now

Now

Him. the

ex

nineteenth

The

eighteenth century

macbina,

deus

was

the

invent

to

necessary

such

said

God,

no

were

BREEDING

GOOD

ON

take

those

lazy

that in

and

there hand

is all

He prayer. Providence political idle

The

god; and such change is as formerly conceived only possible,but the only sort of change that is real. of institutions, as from mere military transfigurations

and

priestlydominance

which not

he

from

commercial

to

commercial

dominance

serfdom,

to

and

scientific dominance,

proletariandemocracy,

capitalism,from ism, to monarchy republicanism,from polytheism to monothemonotheism from atheism, from atheism to to istic panthefrom humanitarianism, general illiteracy to general realism realism, from to to mysticism, literacy,from romance all but from changes from metaphysics to physics, are from

slavery

to

from

181

serfdom

to


/ .

1

82

Man

Tweedledum

9 '

But

the

pippin,from the wolf charger of Henry V the

real

race-horse, are

subduing Life wolf

Nature

for

a

be

can

to

his

fox

to

Man

for here

;

house

the

brewer's

the

to

$a change,plus c* est from the crab apple to the

"plus

:

changes

and

And

set

a

draught

If

horse

the and

played the god, ing ennobling or debas-

what

man.

dog, from

has

intention, and

purpose. with done

I

Superman

Tweedledee

to

chose.

la mime

and

be

can

such

done

monsters

with as

a

the

and the gentleman can as mere tramp appear of Man's individual greed and folly,what

by-products not might we ? hope for as a main product of his universal aspiration This is no The conclusion. new despairof institutions, and be born the inexorable must again," with Mrs "ye "and born in every different,' recurs Poyser's stipulation, begin with generation. The cry for the Superman did not But it has always Nietzsche, nor will it end with his vogue. been silenced by the same question: what kind of person is this Superman to be ? You do not ask for a super-apple, eatable but for an apple; nor for a superhorse, but for a horse of greater draught or velocity. Neither is it of any furnish a specification to ask for a use Superman : you must of man of the sort want. Unfortunatelyyou do not you of goodlooking what Some know sort sort of man you want. handsome for with a healthy woman philosopher-athlete, his mate, perhaps. the popular on Vague as this is, it is a great advance for a perfectgentleman and a perfect lady. And, demand '

after

all,no

market

technical

exact

demand

of specification

poultry and demand

of

differences

potatoes who housewives

between

a

world

in the

the

form

of

cellent required. Exproduced to satisfythe

the

are

tuber and

takes

do

not a

article

know

chicken.

the

They

technical will

tell

proof of the pudding is in the eating; and they are right. The proof of the Superman will be in the living; shall find out how and to produce him by the old we and of trial and method pletely not by waiting for a comerror, of his ingredients. convincingprescription you

that the


Revolutionist's

The Certain from

if

Yet

recoil

we

consists

in

virtues

and

shall fire

a

fall of

the

of

athletes

:

Samson are

is

we

to

no

do

a

better

more

?

of of

of

race

a

"good"

alternative

is

Superman

than

body. mind of

morality, club

than

worth Calvin.

we

^into

the

between

choose

men,

Milo

club

classifications

must

we

football

superior

football

the

and

Samson neither

that

out

want

we

superior

conventional

If

School.

of

ethical

our

fryingpan

the

and

But

Robespierre.

of

ruled

that the

into

conclude

to

as

be

agree

product

a

short,

in

athletes

as

183

may

we

fall

not

dupe

the

Sunday

the of

race

far

so

vices, out

this

on

being

need

we

;

counting

of

folly

but

mind

superior

example,

For

beginning.

the

mistakes

obvious

and

common

Handbook

let

U3

Calvin

changing What

have and for then

:


II

PROPERTY

Let

hurry

us

unless

demonstrate

to

held

its

distributes

too

that

the

social

obstacles

Now

like.

and

the

such

whether

the

economic

her

social did

destroy society has

matters

frontiers

The property. sound until it is felt

to

threaten

of

that

any

with

the

irrelevant

ence existof

Nature,

to

cares

nor

its

cal politi-

empire,

an

a

a

the

or

she

as

straw

society is it keeps the being as acceptable to of Socialists, though serious impression on

overrated

conflict

in

happiness

adopted by collectivism provided

make

burden

labor

some

nation,

a

system

never

knell

not

of

or capitalistic afoot (the hive and the anthill as Utopia), the demonstrations

irrefutable, will

doubt

also, property

individual

as

feudal, race

as

happiness never recognizes flags and

neither

No

of them. will

and

property

destroyed all the empires. But superficialobjection to it (that it

wealth

other,

or

much

doubt,

grotesquelyinequitablemanner) of the but only the race, units, and finallythe maintenance form

by

up

property No

it.

set

and

own

because

was

MARRIAGE

make

society destroys

hitherto

that

the

over

Revolutionists

marriage. it is easy

AND

some

a

institution more

will

vital

not

matter

No personal inequitiesin industrial economy. such conflict was perceived whilst society had not yet grown astrously small and too simple to disbeyond national communities Man's limited overtax political capacity. But we than

mere

have

now

reached

the

stage

of

184

international

organization.


The Man's

by

Handbook

185

political capacity and magnanimity are clearlybeaten and vastness complexity of the problems forced on

the

And

him. he

Revolutionist's

looks

it is

upward

anxious

this

at

for

mightier

a

He empty. that Man is the

he

that

moment

mind

finds, when that

help him,

to

the

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and of his class, and squire,with the tastes range of clever, imaginative, intellectual, highly civilized a Jewess, might be very superior to both his parents ; but it is not find the squire an terestin inlikelythat the Jewess would his habits, his friends, his place companion, or and mode of life congenial to her. Therefore marriage, it is made whilst of mating, an indispensablecondition of the will as delay the advent Superman as effectually Property, and will be modified by the impulse towards him justas effectually. The practicalabrogation of Property and Marriage as without will being much occur they exist at present To of men, abolition of the mass noticed. the intelligent

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frontier, domesticity varies

to

its substance.

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189

marriage laws people believe their own Consequently here again, as in the case of confidence the absolute public in

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mercial buildingcomGood Heavens civilizations, !)

fatal instead

which qualities

his

his

to

wallowing our

up

early successes

such

to

make

and

return

her

to

I

have revolutions,

revolutions, until

his

(and

preliminaries

threateningus,

then

idols

then,

civilizations

well

as

the

dog will

washed

his

to

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all, the

was

may

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changed.

inspired all

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the

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a

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have

obstruct with

a

tion consterna-

retraced

in

a

This has often occurred within singlelifetime. the even in instance the period covered by history; and every turningpoint has been reached long before the attainment, the general advocacy on of the levelling-up or even paper, of the mass the to highest point attainable by the best nourished

We as an

of

he

and

therefore

must

exists is

illusion of an

evil

we

be

to we

cultivated

see

are

capable of progress,

normal

individuals.

franklygive net

up

progress.

because

wherever

the

notion

There we

remedy it, and therefore always progressing, forgettingthat most the effects, finallybecome acute,

will are seem

that

Man

always be conscious to

selves our-

of

the

evils

of

long-un-


retrogressions

aoticcd seldom

fully

evil

become

of

our

precisely

which

along

lines

the

on

name

replaced

evolving.

are

we

on

has

the

in

and

undone

is

that

good

undone

being

is

evil

as

all,

;

degenerating,

are

and

eyes,

remedies

above

ground

we

207

compromising

our

lost

the

which

in

progress

good

that ;

recover

along

lines

the

Handbook

Revolutionist's

The

by

1. his

is

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indeed

appalling

and

it

come

by

will

is,

himself

become

attained

be

can

and

civilization which

of

squalor,

a

few

mere

eternal

his

Man

beyond

progress

headlong

since

people progress

from

in

should

at

giddy no

terror

longer

supported

and

is

which

ans

what

remains

but

attempt a

above charm

he

already

point

every

our

in

Meliorist

the

the

point

that

even

cling

ifs

to

is

steps

Progressive,

the

^

ruin

necessary

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; to

of

series

infallible

us

and

reformers

pans.

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fallen

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a

and

and

pots

there

as

gives

political

our

ardent

Reformer,

the

reconsider

never

by

patriots Let

progress.

if

that

effected

be

it

for

Illusions;

assurance

enthusiastic

Then

of

Illusion

the

pinnacle an

us.

at

abyss


VIII

THE

After

CONCEIT

all, the

and

exposed by reforms

satires

the

of

not

so

subtle.

very

We

fathers'

contemporaries ; (usuallyquite ignorantly) that the abuses

conclude

we

illusion is

progress

begin by reading

CIVILIZATION

OF

them

things

are

our

of the

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past.

see

also

that

of

frequently produced by the crying evils are from sectional to shifting of politicalpower oppressors is given a vote man by the Liberals oppressed. The poor in the hope that he will cast it for his emancipators. The the fulfilled ; but lifelong imprisonment of hope is not for debt Acts ceases are penniless men passed to ; Factory free and mitigatesweating ; schooling is made compulsory ; taken to sanitaryby-laws are multiplied; public steps are house the masses bare-footed boots ; decently ; the get and and become bathrooms rare pianos, smart ; rags tweeds starched of and numbers collars, reach people who "the as unsoaped," played the Jew's harp or once, accordion

the

changes are

changes

not

that

gains:

are

bustling progress that exist

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the

abuses

except the

all

at

moment

as

;

all of

:

of

them

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merely produce an are

of

the

these

of them

changes

illusion

of

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the

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losses.

are

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belchers.

of them

some

makes.

money

and

moleskins

in

them reading class infers from longer early Victorian period no pages

look

for 208

in a

the

reform

novels due

of to

Dickens. character


The and

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to

statesmanshipand not For example, we disillusioned. to

money,

mutiny, we

are

and

maladministration

the

War

Crimean South

part of

as

African

shewed

war

of

state

the

that

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poor for a

blamed

bygone

universal

interest

to

remembered the

things until

the

and

the

been

have

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dently impu-

so

characteristic, had We

or

by

nation

who

209

revealed

incompetence

a

Office, like those

nothing and

Handbook

learnt

had

hardly recovered from the fruitless irritation of this discoverywhen it tran~ of our select regiment most spired that the officers* mess senior included a flogging club presided over by the disclosure The subaltern. provoked some disgust at the details of this schoolboyish debauchery, but no surpriseat absence of any the conception of manly honor apparent and and in the virtue, of personal courage self-respect, had front rank of our assumed chivalry. In civil affairs we that the encouraged idolatry which sycophancy and Charles

I

forgotten nothing.

undervalue

to

had

century

been

long

favorable

nothing but

the

Puritan

outgrown

circumstances

of

revolt ; to

it

but

XVII

the has

needed

revive, with

added

for its lost piety. We have abjectnessto compensate transubstantiation the at relapsed into disputesabout very the of wide when the moment discovery prevalence of has deprived us of the last theophagy as a tribal custom official religiousrites differ for believing that our excuse in

essentials of

doctrine

of sense,

the

has

revenge found a

minute

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Laud and Mahdi

its

minute

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his

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name

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slow

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and

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up

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other

day

exactly p

common :

tianity Chris-

for

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life years of a thief's misery and degradation of ten

mutilated as

ness wicked-

sensational

a

excuse

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imprisonment with as Chamber clipped the

Burton.

Christian

nations

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masses

made

take

we

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among

is

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reformed

modern

in

to

The

punishment and the spite of its simple

single convert

execution

by

of

not,

nothing

executions.

barbarians.

of

uselessness

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public

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from

we

ears

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dug

up

remorse

of

as

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of

and

mutilated

the


21

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o

the

of

remains

demanded as

Superman

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centuries

two

decapitationof

the

Tartar

any

and

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done

have

naval

expeditions to villagesfor knocking

Chinese

the

and

;

have

Boxer

princes

military and destroy tribes and our

and

kill, burn,

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ago.

head the are Englishman on so a common Imperial routine that the last dozen part of our of has them elicited as much be not sympathy as can counted The of on by any lady criminal. judicialuse is supposed to confession be relic of extort torture to a darker these are an being written ages ; but whilst pages sentenced a forger to twenty English judge has years declaration that the servitude with an sentence penal open

carried

be

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course

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to

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incident

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officer

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Plato

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impostor

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his

tion, execu-

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our

Calais.

of in

torture

officer

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did

invasion

white

of

Alexander,

under

them

search

in

relatives

ourselves

ivory, gold, diamonds European is the proved that the modern the conquest that formerly marched to prey Africa

ready cruelty,

character

English

of

as

the

witness

indulges

aristocratic

proper

vindictive

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still

when

war,

forced

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are

to

of

seat

information

natural

we

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fact

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prisonerwere

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"under

war

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whatever

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conduct as

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where

comment

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false, the

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prisoner of

reports

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he

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mentioning

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accepted

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forged.

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on

in

war

he

notes

either

full

in

out

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an

and same

of

in of

sport, have beast of new

Parliaments

Cromwell

the

worlds and

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the

;

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none now

arbitrations

;

lawsuits the

pedantic

a

maniac

ridiculed

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whom best

is less

called

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child

disease

scientific

still a

the

;

and

fraudulent

by

miracles

experiments

worst

remains

flagello-

a

honest

than

men

misery as of priestcraft are because they are conducted by professors

parasite on

mischievous

witchcraft, in the modern

;

at

dreaded

philanthropistis on

and

farmer

more

are

schoolmaster

the

;

211

and form

of patent medicines

prophylacticinoculations, is rampant ; the landowner of who is no longer powerful enough to set the mantrap the modern wire Rhampsinitis improves on it by barbed is too gentleman who lazy to daub his face with vermilion daub his to as a symbol of bravery employs a laundress shake shirt with starch as a symbol of cleanliness our ; we cities made dirt of the middle heads the at grimy ages in and

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with

and

soot

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in its latest form of disinfectant holy water, fluid, is more widely used and believed in than ever ; public health authorities incantations through deliberately go with be to burning sulphur (which they know useless) because the people believe in it as devoutly as the Italian the in of believes St liquefactionof the blood peasant Januarius; and straightforwardpublic lying has reached gigantic developments, there being nothing to choose in this the pickpocket at the police station respect between

smoking

and

the

;

minister

the

on

treasury

bench,

the

editor

in

the

advertisingbicycle tires city magnate that do the clergyman subscribingthe thirtynot side-slip, nine the vivisector who articles,and pledges his knightly honor that in the animal no operated on physiological laboratory suffers the slightestpain. Hypocrisy is at its for we worst not only persecute bigotedly but sincerely ; office,the

newspaper

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believe

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the

Italian

Venus.

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and

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:

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with

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lash

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as

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universal to

country

and

them

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corpses

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impulse

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to

make

to

steal

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used

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;

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collections birds'

eggs

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Solomon

indeed, the comparison : spoilingRehoboam the Jews in view is unfair of the facts that the to forbade Mosaic law than more forty lashes in the name lashes that floggingsof a thousand of humanity, and were to

was

inflicted

and

would

balance

the

soldiers

English

on

of

be

in

XVIII

the

inflicted

political power

XIX

and

still but

for

between

the

the

turies, cen-

in

change

military caste and classes and the proletariat. In spiteof the commercial institution in the that change, flogging is still an public the training ship, and school, in the military prison, on in that school clamor the

clamor

for

is tolerated ends

in

but

called

the

flagellomaniacfor

the

of

littleness

of

insolence,

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and

view,

of

more

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to

as

lower

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having

enough

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lascivious

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gratifiedbecause,

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home.

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that

see

rates,

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selfish will on others. impose our Cowardice is universal : patriotism,public opinion, parental for religion, morality,are only fine names duty, discipline, intimidation ; and credulity keep cruelty, gluttony, and

brute

coercion

cowardice

in

and

hang

veal

cutlet

it

them

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by

up

birds

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at

the

heels

white

food

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bleed nail

to

like

we

animals

abominable

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pieces to

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taste

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board

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countenance.

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at

and

hope

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of

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against by of the

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men.

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excesses

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full

exception of the few military mentioned that the are mainly to shew examples, which and education standing of a gentleman, reinforced by the of honor, espritde corps, publicityand strongest conventions usual

With

percentage.

afford responsibility,

the

better

no

conduct

of

guarantees

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are passions of a mob, the illustrations given above best commonplaces taken from the daily practices of our in our and in our citizens, vehemently defended newspapers

the

pulpits. The murder to by

them

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the

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pick

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;

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214 better a

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work

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fresh victim.

free wage commercial Now

Superman

death

to

And

recorded

worst

and

human

limits

that the

our

both

freedom

replace him

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the

labor

in

and

by

reached the

same

aggravation

of wage

has

time

own

encountered

to

then

slavery,which

point within

labor, has

and

in 4

its

form

of

personal

and

its

mitigation.

has

produced a scarcity of it, as and Africa, the leading English newspaper the leadingEnglish weekly review have openly and without [ return to a apology demanded compulsory labor : that is, to the methods believe, the Egyptians built by which, as we know the pyramids. We that the crusade now againstchattel j slaveryin the XIX solelybecause chattel century succeeded neither the most effective nor the least humane slaverywas the world is now method of labor exploitation feeling ; and in South

towards

its way abolish his

the

still

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;

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shall

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mitigation:

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are

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him

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system

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Inquisition

kind and lighted by earnestlypious people, who were And when is a good as kindness and goodness go. negro at the dipped in kerosene and set on fire in America present time, he is not a good man lynched by ruffians : he is a of criminal respectable,charitable, lynched by crowds though virtuously indignant, high-minded citizens, who, were

they the

outside

act

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more.

out

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momentary and

and, if you

judges

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with outbursts

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moral

know

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facts

and

our

massacres

are

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so

ago

of

and five years be left do may

of

monsters

of social disorder.

than

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not

but

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to

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law,

legislatorsand

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the

and

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mitted Judge us by the adreputablecircles ;

strong

enough

to

look


The the

in

them

by

face,

in

animal

evolved

215

short,

replaced

are

we

the

by

"

world

the

unless

that

admit

must

you

highly

more

a

Handbook

Revolutionist's

must

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a

of

man Superanimals

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IX

THE

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side

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claims

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are.

us,

any

of

years social

enormous

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would

to

that

historic

historians

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down

no

thousand

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and

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is

view

evolution progressive moral grandfather to grandson, there is the

existence

Macaulay himself, the most can produce any such evidence

as

This

is

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it than

of

life

them

credit

no

under

normal

always

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out

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operating visiblyfrom conclusive reply that have would produced

into

who

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it

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crime,

life of

thought.

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ancestors

and

Englishmen,

as

beast

momentarily

war

to

wild

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though

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the

HISTORY

OF

back

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acceptable

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VERDICT

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world, unearthed

in the

house

decayed, protested,

and

hearts, submitted

their

hardened

217

flourished and

they have

that

reacted, oscillated

and

Handbook

Revolutionist's

the

other

sanitaryarrangements), scales of

different

the

on

and

income

population,firmlybelievingall the time that because mankind men was advancing by leaps and bounds the mere were chapter of accidents constantlybusy. And left

has as

of

pressure

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accumulation

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a

pile and

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the

discoveries, such

chance

arch, the safetypin, gunpowder,

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things which,

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philosophictreatises of the sages, can be usefully understood and that steam men so applied by common ; is possible without nation of Stephensons, locomotion a nation is impossible without although national Christianity a

gospelsand

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Progress : Man,

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stature

by

quackeries, political,scientific, educational, What is likelyto happen when artistic. this

religious,or conviction

believe

then, of this goose-cackleabout

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light, and

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the

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gets

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into

the

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minds

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the

cement

whose

men

of

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our

present system,

be

how know imagined only by those who suddenly a civilization which has think to long ceased (or in the old and fall to the phrase, to watch pray) can pieces when vulgar belief in its hypocrisiesand impostures can no longer can

hold and

out

against its failures

ethical

strong

point at

formulae

mind which

become

believe

can no

and

man

so

them, of

high

scandals. obsolete

they

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character

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religious no

man

reached

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Superman

until

they are formally disestablished, they stand at the door of every professionand every public office to keep out is not able man who a sophistor a every A nation in which revises its parish councils liar. once three years, but will not revise its articles of religiononce in three when those articles avowedly began hundred, even as a Facing-Bothpoliticalcompromise dictated by Mr Ways, is a nation that needs remaking. Our We must replace only hope, then, is in evolution. the Man It is frightfulfor the citizen, by the Superman. his own the as him, to see contemporaries so years pass generation, that his exactly reproduced by the younger their counterparts in companions of thirty years ago have himself city crowd ; so that he has to check edly repeatevery old friend in the act of saluting some man as an young All hope of advance he is only an to whom elderlystranger. dies in his bosom he watches them he knows that they as : their fathers did, and that the few will do just what voices them which will still,as always before, exhort to do thing someelse and be something better, might as well spare their breath cool their porridge (if they can to get any). and Men like Ruskin and Carlyle will preach to Smith Brown for the sake of preaching, just as St Francis preached the

to

and

poets

like

St

Anthony

be

their

he And

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never so

until

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that

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they

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prove

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fishes.

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realization

Man

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plan Utopias

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faced

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fishes and

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perceive at last, like

them, And

who for

necessary

to

and

birds

Brown,

and

moment

the

Socialist's dream

of

productionand exchange," and of of moralizing the capitalist, of the Positivist's dream of dream ethical educator's the professor's,legislator's, tion and lessons and examinaand codes putting commandments "

the socialization of the

marks on

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on

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man

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pretending

the

selective

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his

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commonwealth.

of

been

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nature

possible

breeding We

evolution. wreck

that and

fundamental

Handbook

Revolutionist's

The

Man

eliminate

:

in the

The

changed. is

Socialism

219

the

other

Yahoo,

only of

socialization of

terms, or

his

vote

human

will


THE

As where

if

there

for

not

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is

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the

It may mean a for the improvement

of such

proposalsas

their

has

School

Board,

that

the

Schoolmistress, open

to

criticism

all

under

the sorts

to

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chartered

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as

Chairman

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London

the and

institutions

of

and

for the

will

human

a

repudiation

with,

Superman. of

of

successful

achieve

pretext

suggest,

That

chief, and

blatant

a

some

the

its

immoral, of

enough

energy

experiments

to

to

survive,

we

live stock.

and

that

so

already ventured

Management

State

mean

pushing

furtivelytowards

way

Wallas

will

authorities

of human

not

Department

for

private society or

indecent

general secret repudiated direction ;

State

a

direct

likelyto

more

a

public

of

will,

no

live better.

to

private persons

results.

it is far

whilst

Cabinet

the

cost to

present

will

to

be

possibilities are still

that

except

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crazy

have

establish in

seat

our

must,

we

yet

as

If there

?

such

as

that

must

a

said

way

despair, we

we

revenue

a

live, but

to

with

is

and

;

assumption

will

be

can

for possibility

a

without

that

mean

is

universe

the

on

what

will, there

a

entertained

proceed to

method,

lost.

are

we

the

to

METHOD

Graham of

the

School

accepted policy of the Sterilization of the is however administratively convenient, from the national stock-breeding point of 220


The view

;

which of all with.

and

this is

our

If

hypocrisies.

One

a

by careful selection of a father, and efficient citizen with of herself, produce a and good digestion,she should clearly a organs

woman

sound

secured

be make

her

221

example as any of the way in Superman may operate in spite thing at least is clear to begin

an

the

nourishment senses,

good

as

drift towards

the

Handbook

Revolutionist's

can,

sufficient

a

reward

undertake

willing to

for and

that

natural

service

Whether

repeat it.

to

she

undertaking by herself, or by the father, or department of, or by a new by a speculativecapitalist, Society, or (as at present) by the say, the Royal Dublin War izing and authorOffice maintaining her the strength on soldier to marry her, or by a local authority a particular certain under under a by-law directing that women may full salary, circumstances have a year's leave of absence on does not matter or provided by the central government, the result be satisfactory. It is a melancholy fact that as the vast majorityof women and their husbands have, under existing circumstances, not ledge knowcredit, and no no enough nourishment, capital,no of science business, they would, if the State would or for birth as it now for death, be exploited by pays pay in joint stock companies for dividends, just as they are Even stud farm a ordinary industries. joint stock human Foundling Hospital or (piously disguised as a reformed something of that sort) might well, under proper inspection and our regulation, produce better results than present reliance on It be objected that promiscuous marriage. may for sale to the when an ordinary contractor produces stores and the Government not Government, as rejectsthem up either the required standard, the condemned to are goods sold for what fetch else or scrapped : that is, they will material ; whereas treated as if the goods consisted waste be let of human to beings, all that could be done would

be

financed

in

the

"

"

them there

human

loose is

or

send

nothing refuse

on

them

new

the

to

the

nearest

workhouse.

But

private enterprise throwing its and the workcheap labor market in


Man

222

house

and

;

be

In

all

the

be

thrown

be

dead

would

be

of

first

stage

;

it.

to

company The

the

case

but

;

unsuccessful

the

a

the

in

cost

affairs of

strength

departure could It will Exchange.

character

four

have

bounty and practicalcommercial to

new

with

ordinary

would

not,

or

enough does

of

have

to

tell

to

consist

not

in

standards

suburban The

continents.

our

difficulty

for

so

fairlyexpected be handled by democracy and their flattering of proprietyto be

must

matter

money

needed

mind be

would

so

capitalwould experimental

the

not

to ones

and

time

experiments. Purely heroic such operations during in any

ably presum-

happy-go-luckyindustrial disorder, market

plutocracythat statecraft follies or applying their the

industry would staple product of

commercial

Stock

statesmen

the

uncertainty and

the

a

the

labor

loss

momentous

from

the

the

and

new

products, successful

entitle

touch

not

Superman

the

than

present

our

on

a

the

bred

human

not

of

refuse

better

poverty.

would

the

and

taken

by some organization strong by the State or the State. enough to impose respect upon The novelty of any such experiment, however, is only in the scale of it. In one conspicuous case, that of royalty, the State does already select the parents on purely political dom grounds ; and in the peerage, though the heir to a dukeis legally free to a dairymaid, yet the social marry and him confine his choice to to on politically pressure that he is really is so overwhelming sociallyeligiblemates the dairymaid than free to no George IV was more marry and Mrs Fitzherbert such a marriage could to only ; marry result of extraordinarystrength of character on occur as a ness the part of the dairymaid acting upon extraordinaryweakup

either

on

whole

choose he

the

of

the

duke.

his

pleased? whom

whilst

wife

own

Simply the the

because

tinker

king

any

tinker

it did

married, married.

not

whereas

The

think

who

those

Let

breeding conception of intelligent ask themselves why George IV was

whom much

part

absurd

and

dalous scan-

allowed

not

could

marry

matter

a

in

to

whom

rap

it mattered way

the

which

cally politivery all


The

Revolutionist's

considerations

Handbook

223

king's personal rights, of the claims of the heart, of the sanctityof the marriage oath, and of romantic morality crumpled up before this politicalneed shews how negligibleall these apparently irresistible prejudices when into conflict with the demand are they come lesson We learn the for qualityin our from rulers. same the

of

case

the

the

it is permitted

marriage, when

soldier, whose

all,is despoticallycontrolled

at to

of

with

solely

view

a

militaryefficiency. Well,

tinker.

nowadays Dynastic wars

it is

the

not

are

King

rules, but

that

the

ances longer feared, dynastic alli-

no

royal families are and more popular,domestic becoming rapidly less political, and If all the kings in Europe were made romantic. as free to-morrow as King Cophetua, nobody but their aunts and would feel a moment's chamberlains anxiety as to the longer valued.

no

importance of growing. We health

in the

minds

the into

those

they

will

of

our

State

confinement. of

out

hand

suicide, since else

except is

no

the

it elects.

The

necessityfor

the

Englishmen

hate

overthrow

Superman. Liberty

wife's

and

taken

shall of

presently

him.

But to

over

neither

the

them

put

raff riff-

govern

highest bidder alive

public enthusiast experience who

practicaldemocratic politicaladequacy of the

years

can

steadily

have

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social

his

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to

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been

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let anyone

twenty

bodies

children

bodily

and

in

the

his

national

of bread of

after her

of

sense

a

marriage has public matter

a

stillriff-raff;and

are

is nor

made

have

of

hand

other

tinker's

the

month

their

make

the

On

consequences.

in

Marriages

electorate

or

of the aristocrat has

lieves be-

of

the

created

much to Equality too understand But them. Englishman loves and desires every be a pedigree. And in that he is right. King Demos must bred is no like all other with Must there Kings ; and

arguing. great

a

It is idle

for

further

in

matter

an a

and

individual

pamphlet.

writer A

to

conference

carry on

so

the


Man

224

men

and

live

for

which refuse

the

is

subject

next

ever,

is

thrown

furnace.

can

no

seeking

are

build into

Superman It

needed.

step

who,

women

they

and

the

that

longer for

best arch

some

of

dust

will

believing

be

attended that

immortal themselves

destructor,

by

they

into

work

before the

can

their

tion crema-


MAXIMS

FOR

REVOLUTIONISTS



FOR

MAXIMS

REVOLUTIONISTS

The

Rule

Golden

"

Do do

do

not

unto

Do

is

tastes

good terms an injury.

yourself it

with

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prove

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hold

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on

rules,

golden

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should

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as

is that there

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not

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neighbor

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love

not

The

as

resist

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you.

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others

unto

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The

idols

The

populace only worship

can

The

civilized A inertia

blood

bows

savage to

man

limited of

a

the

national

down

idols

to

wooden

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is

the

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the

bureaucracy :

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idols.

idols of flesh and

monarchy

;

idolatry.

idolaters.

of

understand

cannot

of

functionaries

democracy,

the

;

organization

of

consists

bureaucracy of

is the

of government

art

a

with

one.

227

of wood

and

stone

:

the

blood. device

the

for

combining of a flesh credibility

the

and


228 When

the he

prayer,

Man

and

wooden

idol

beats

He

who

does

when

civilized

satisfythe

not

it :

Superman

he

and

idol

its head dies

who

peasant's

blood

and

cuts

he

the

answer

flesh

the

man,

slaysa king

not

for

does

off. him

alike

are

idolaters.

Royalty

Kings

born

not

are

When a

critical

and

Court

we

are

is of

case

made

cination. by artificial halluinterruptedby adversityat

Charles

hall

servant's

king flatters

the

for

its

his

of the

comes subject be-

kingliness.

sovereign.

majority of

flunkeyism propagated by

pay

II, the

completely recovers

is the a

they

process

the

never

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in

as

age,

sane

The

the

:

the

nation.

the

throne

is the

price

politicalconvenience.

Democracy If rule

the can

universal

lesser mind measure

a

suffrage.

could

pyramid, As

it

the

measure

greater

as

a

foot-

finalityin problem remains political

there

is, the

be

would

unsolved. substitutes Democracy for appointment by many

Democratic idols than

of

a

the

republicscan

monarchies

Government

election

with

by

incompetent

few.

corrupt

no

the

dispensewith

more

national

public functionaries.

only one trustworthy anthropometric presents

problem

:

the

discovery

method.

Imperialism Excess

of

makes insularity

a

Briton

an

Imperialist.


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colonial

A

equips

colonial

a

its

sending

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and

painter"

the

"cuts

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equalitywith political Nothing

Equality

and

and five

consequently nothing

unconditional:

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can

Liberty

is

That responsibility.

means

why

most

f

men

it.

dread

is that

insists

his gamekeeper inquires contemptuously whether he but Royal ; the equal of the Astronomer they shall both be hanged equally if they

duke

The

him.

murder The the

Empire.

free.

be

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minutes

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politicallibertywith freedom thought for similarityhas never

confuses

who

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the

to

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insular

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conflict

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into

of

instead

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troops,

Parliament

Federal

a

perialist. Im-

an

colonial

raises

Throne

the

to

measures

229

colonist

a

who

one

squadron, claims

Office, and,

Colonial

makes

self-assertion

local

of

Excess

Handbook

Revolutionist's

The

that

notion

private is be

need

confused

as

Where

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than

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stone.

also

equalityis undisputed, so

Equality is

a

is subordination.

department

every

of

social

organization. The

relation

of

superior

to

inferior

good

excludes

manners.

Education

When

somebody

a

else

something

teaches

man

who

has

no

he

aptitudefor

does

it, and

not

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gives

him

to a

j


Man

230 certificate

of

education A

of

and

Superman

proficiency, the gentleman.

a

fool's brain

latter

has

completed

digests philosophy into folly,science

superstition,and

into

art

Hence

pedantry.

the

into

University

education. best

The their

parents

those

are

is

Hypocrisy

vilest abortionist

The

child's

who

have the

not

seen

parent's

is he

who

mould

to

attempts

a

character. the

At

its author If

would

pay

University every great treatise is postponed until attains ledge. impartial judgment and perfect knowhorse

a

for

could

them

in

wait

as

advance,

for

long

blacksmiths

our

and

shoes

its

would

all

collegedons. He

\S

children

duty.

first

be

brought-up as they are.

who

A

learned of

Beware

does.

can,

is

man

his

He

false

an

who

idler

kills time

who

knowledge

teaches.

cannot,

it is

:

with

study. dangerous than

more

ignorance.

Activityis

his

the

only

Every fool believes credulityscience or

No

man

knowledge.

to

what

his

teachers

morality as

tell him,

and his

confidentlyas

calls father

revelation.

it divine

called

road

fullycapable of

his

language

own

ever

masters

another. No strict Do

man sense

not

unless

be

can an

being

without specialist

pure

in

the

idiot.

give

your

you

are

be seriously. Better than Nell Gwynne

Tudor.

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children

quite the of

moral

sure

mother

and

they of

Robespierre

tion instrucreligious

will Henri

and

not

take

it

too

Quatre and MaryQueen


Revolutionist's

The

Handbook

231

Marriage

Marriage of

relation

function

of

to

marriage

makes

possible ing neglect-

it

whilst

function

one.

artificial sterilization of

the

gratification

mankind.

revolutionaryinvention

most

Prayer.

is the

marriage

of

continuance

the

Common

of

fulfil its accidental

essential

The was

Book

the

in

is

marriage

artificial sterilization of

marriage its

of

sentiment

amoristic

The for

function

accidental

the

it refers.

stated

as

race,

The of

which

to

essential

of the

opportunity.

of

which abrogates as only legal contract cular partiesall the laws that safeguard the parti-

the

The

maximum

the

is the

Marriage between

maximum

the

with

temptation

it combines

popular because

is

XIX

of the

century

marriage.

a majority of Any marriage system which condemns on population to celibacy will be violently wrecked morality. pretext that it outrages

the

mass

by

it ;

a

tenth

third

a

these

The

number

a

rate

of

men

first one.

is wrecked

who

are

instinct rate

leads

a

to

the

man

Polyandry

monogamy.

or

has

to

exclusive not

of

celibacy

to

woman

ditions, con-

revolt

the

by

condemned

number

of of

females, and husbands

national

been

prefer sion posses-

tried

celibacy (ascertained by the the community by

males

in

taking

the

permitted to England (where the quotient is

of wives

democratic

modern

the

conditions.

minimum

dividing the

in

in

under

Mormons,

maternal

the

share

of

under

the

inferior

of for

tried

when

Polygamy, as by

the

quotient as

person) is secured ) by the institution of

each I

the number

/


Man

232 modern

The of

and

Superman

sentimental

for the

term

national

minimum

celibacyis Purity. Marriage,

scoundrelism

Messieurs

les

The Eton be

the

to

Assassins

bench

flogged is

has

been

the

he

rich

citizen

has

whose

Imprisonment

die

by

hero

die of

assassin

by

other

made

Assassination because

there

floggingblock the the

as

cuffed

to

garotter

who

garotter

by

his

throttle

to

at

and

mother rob

the

desires. death.

as

hands

the

made

law.

the

of

President United

The the

scaffold

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on

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All

form

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or

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process.

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form

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Handbook

Revolutionist's

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the

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241

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