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CAMBRIDGE,
U.S.A.
TO
Walkley
dear
My
WALKLEY
BINGHAM
ARTHUR
You write
Don
a
frightful
this
arrived facit
to
me
influence of
the
mature
of
pioneers
criticism
the
of
the
in
set
you and
if
accountable I
for and
if
that
you I
older
to
refer
hereby
as
him
two,
in
of le to
the
making of
epater
you twin
we
by
character
me
were
and
;
views
its
it
life. the
So force
bourgeois as
you
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party.
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decorous
house
own
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meant
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protests,
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motion.
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philosophy,
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of
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because
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sheets,
new
time
justify.
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hardly
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play.
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attempt
you
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taste.
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you
you
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fifteen
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detect
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finding
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years no
such
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play
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me
Epistle Dedicatory
vi
change. and
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comforts
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person,
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conscience
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Juan play
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elegance, style,grace,
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in
for
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Bingham
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to
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to
even
perish
marry
or
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relations
by
plays which at
are
is
love
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end
of
the
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actress.
discuss
romantic
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heroine
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affairs modern
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nature.
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formula
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social
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woman.
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sexes.
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as
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have
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hero
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enemy
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leaving
crockery
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the
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like Don
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fathers
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at
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Arthur
to
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instances
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universe.
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last words
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Doll's
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instead
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of less literate have
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and
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and
sex
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got
confronted
were
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his
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and
stage
Don
century, XVIII had
the
taken
principlein Juan were
XIX
the
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and
stage,
changed
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such
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womanly
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Mozart's
and
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time
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reclaiming
for
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lovemaking
mere
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bhelley.
the
by
hands
his warfare
recognitionof
and
for
had, in the
beyond
far
schemes
art
ocean
Faust
like
being
nor
of account.
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carried both
gods
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with
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true
cousin
place and
his
of
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poltroon
arrant
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only
from
prevent Peter
not
Peter
after all
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as
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Byron's
then, leave
us
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eighteenthcentury, upon
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laugh
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women.
remind
to
that
me
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with
of
in
Of
how
dedicated
me
forces of middle
for
tails.
repentance,
play by
a
and
class
tha* much
to
you?
public opinion in the
nobleman
a hardly days of Spanish Civilthe first Don Juan, are now triumphant everywhere. dares now ized societyis one nobleman no : huge bourgeoisie
existed
shock
his greengrocer.
is
sex
social
fwrecked
aggressive, powerful
and
public
better have
had
him, ugly
Nonconformist
are,
become
in the
X
As
a
J the
duel
doubted natural
of :
all
at
As as
forbid
Juan's
own
this to
Don in
statue
the
he
the
events
position in beard
alike
to
to
supper of
bar
the
Elvira.
munication Excom-
business
a
to
a
beard
has
enormous
is
matter
as
Juan,
it
was
the
hero
with
that is in
:
San
prudence
any
in
reallybeen may be of Woman's superiority tellingwith greater and
of
convent
victor
ever
pullingthe Nonconformist Juan plucked the beard
question nowadays it
Don
longer,like
no
Whether
sex.
by
of
is
result, Man
force.
out
brought
serious
as
"
century.
greater the
almost
parties are
London
Donna
by
Conscience
| has
be
than
legal
single indiscretion
a
in
statues
women
to pathetically
Political
by
undone
all the
they
as
:
formidable
grasp
retaliate.
careers
equally
when
themselves
weapons,
and
man
with
become
are
"
jsmg
the
all,
and
not they group cielo il : they Protegga giusto
"
and
marchesane, princi-
"
women,
"
do
wronged
''are
A
the
:
The
cittadine
camenere,
dangerous
J
not
licentious
a
as
appear
dilapidatedpast
are
first to is
voluptuous
Even
conception
be
which
pesse,
"
the
would
the
Moliere
of
of
Giovanni.
Juan
left that could
On
bar
Bizet
or
Pierre
de
be
would
Juan's supernatural antagonist hurled those into lakes of burning brimstone, there repent
to
antagonist,
that
of Don
Don
Don
refuse
who
Festin
and
score
the
instance,
is
the
Gounod
of stain
libertinism, you
mere
for amorists,
play
to
|
Epistle Dedicatory
mind.
danger
of
Conscience of
the
Francisco,
mandant's Comthat
is
and
good manners Besides, it is Don
plucking.
Far
from
Arthur
to
Bingham
Walkley
xiii
Sganarellefeared, he has unexpectedly moral in his immorality. The growing point of view is heaping responsibility
relapsinginto hypocrisy,as discovered
recognition of had
I have
new
former
His
him.
on
his
a
take
to
jestshe of
some
the
his least scepticism,once triumphed so completely that he His
by witty negations,and find of
affirmative
an
must,
to
sordid
leading to
quality,has
longer
no
himself
save
Gilbert.
S.
assert
from
cipherdom,
and
three
thousand
immature
two
now
himself
affairs
intrigues
prolonged complicationsand
and
tions, humilia-
discarded
altogetheras unworthy of compromising to his newly
been
have
can
seriouslyas
as
W.
Mr
tolerated
most,
at
take
to
jestsof
His
position.
after becoming, gallantry,
had
has
his
knowledged acphilosophic dignity and Instead of positionas the founder of a school. pretending to read Ovid he does actuallyread Schopenhaur
the
studies Westermarck,
Nietzsche,
and
of
future
the
of anachronisms Hamlet the
Don
than
actor's
his sword
and
mouth
of
freedom
for the
profligacyand
his of
way
instead
race
Thus
instincts. gone
the
is concerned
and
his dare-devil
mandoline
and
of
into
his
own
have
airs
the
for
rag
shop
superstitions.In fact, he is now more Juan; for though the lines put into indicate the pit that Hamlet to to is a harmonious the most platitude part mere
philosopherare
for
which,
little debasement
'
with
a
be
to
properer inarticulate of cost
and
always absurd
do
in
five
performer
the
acts
and
;
much
women
driven. From Juan is now developed Don a Juan whom
/reputable man
murderer.
just
To-day
as
the
has
also
real hero, flashes
in
talk
to
do
would
what
any must
you
is, dissect
that
at
the
out
physical violences of the genuine Shakespearian tissue, you foe of the gods, whose instinctive
incidents
the story from Promethean true
will get a attitude towards
"*
if you
who
Shakespear'stragedies :
sensational
borrowed
word-music,
the
if Pecksniff,eyet separate the you himself unintelligible to except
from inspiration,
through
of
he
and
resembles this
that
point of
to
view
which Hamlet
Shakespear palmed
palmed poor palming off is
Macbeth no
longer
off off
Don
was/ as
a
as
a
necessary
/
Epistle Dedicatory
XIV
least
(at
on
misunderstood
longer
no
is almost
himself
And
the
of that
the
To
speak.
to
so
I
held
him
by
adapted this simple device to threeperfectly modern my act
in
has
a
which
in
philosophizes at with the lady, But
this
this
I
the
have
and
product water
;
I
with for
producing
a
I
up
men,
London
.ordinaryman's the
0,000,
I
wit, for do
business can
habits is
count
to
of
a
on
their
is
play.
In
certain
a
dramatic
tillation disthe and
romance
You
read
to
Over
commission, the
play
get
as
a
9,999
first and
trumpery
know,
you
keep ordinary to
means
and
not
fore there-
must
face
to
gentleman,
get married.
and
adulterate
not
it with
yourself
business
Sierra,
dialogue
propound
life, a life in which,
main
positionand you
to
you
preface afterwards) prepare
woman's \
wise
the
appears
the
merely executing your popular play for the market.
story of modern the
of
am
most
I have
devilij
dilute
aphrodisiacs nor
\
Shavio-Socratic
You
you.
of
air
ancestor
essence
attraction
eye.
totally extraneouT
the
a
a
by thrusting into
by
control.
no
thrusts
fulfils the
so
public
a
the
the
distil it for
(unless,like the
in
and
not
and
play
Mozartian
statue,
substance, sexual ;
act
mime panto-
second-hand
simply
occasion
our
length
great
pleasantryis
essence
social
his
which
the
to
hero, enchanted
my
dream
diamonds,
of
hoardings
the
He
duty,
trick of
the
of
his
know
to
the
to
stock
a
and
is off
advertizes
Baba.
Ali
he
resorted
who with
like
when
of
wholly
punito
would
out
I have
Sailor
the
out
understandi mis-
figure superficially
a
you
manager
picture posters designed for few oil jars into the valley promise
Juan
that
disappointyou
to
sure
gratifyyou,
Sinbad
avoid
to
dissoluto
draw
strollingtheatrical of
heart
feel
to
"
Don
Mozart.
Mozartian
statue. statue
produced
the
not
of the
glimpse
antagonistthe
of
hero
desire
his
has
yet I have
another
more
a
environment
unlike
quite
as
Juanism is
Casanovism.
mere
in
Don
to bring him up to date attempt my modern Englishman into a modern
so
him
by launching
because
mine)
as
ascetic and
;
English
and
plane
your
the cases
doing nothing, whether
out
of
noble
Arthur
to
Bingham with
base, that conflicts
or
Walkley
ends
these
and
;
xv
that
assurance
rely on as their religion,their morality,thsjr principles,their patriotism, their reputation, their honor is what
and
you
forth.
so
for
society. Money and-
children; and
man's
prosaic which
he
failure,such
in all directions a
as
and do
or
as
ends
which
The
From the
teach
he
strays
artist is either
teach
of
Irishmen
disparagesthe him
to
fault that
What
;
the
hell
a
be
ashamed
the with
somewhat
Irishman the
of all countries: nourishment remote
nineteenth
costs,
without
the
and
century determination
of every a
highly
and
men IrishI
as
amusing is what
prosaic Englishman
woman
scientific
stupidity.
and
children
second, and
organic whole nowhere, through the comparatively tribal
empires
well
as
harmless
an
in
which
knew
Englishmen poetic qualitiesof which be proud. For the Irishman to instinctivelyv/ makes the Englishman dangerqualitywhich ous and the flatters the Englishman instinctively
prosaicmen places
which
to
reproach to this foreign
the
makes
is wrong
with
value
Therefore person. of the fundamental
societyas an Irishman's the day I first set foot on of of the prosaicqualities
Englishmen
vanity
neglect his plain statement
my
of London
nation.
the
brag and
misunderstand
not
soil I knew
but
of the- artistic man's
secret
secondary ideals.
after
of the
secret
simplicitywith
with is, is the versatility
lie and
and
beg
your
as
is, is the
it the
:
The
of Nature
a
constitution
and
first and
the prosaic as scallawag : as poet, he cannot see, suicide : does, that chivalry is at bottom only romantic that it does to not see scallawag, he cannot pay spunge
poet
man
such
these
that
as
nourishment
put
personalambition.
success,
pursues
marriage means
is, broadly speaking, the law
of
dictate
the
not
should
men
first
children
women
and
nourishment
means
that
foundation satisfactory
and
whole, this is a sensible
the
On
nations of to
and
every be married
social
b
stages
the health
man
of
at
is wrong The ity vital-
vof society
successfully gregariousness;
twentieth to
him.
first, heaven
muddle
may
to
be
century rich
all costs,
at
all
must,
organization, produce
a
xvi
Epistle Dedicatory infant development of poverty, celibacy,prostitution, mortality,adult degeneracy, and everything that wise
ruinous
dread.
most
men
short, there
with
brimming
however
crude
misunderstand
do-not
is
enough the
in
me
future
no
vitality,who
educated politically
intelligentnor So
In
for
neither
are
be
to
Socialists.
direction
other
men,
either
:
if I
appreciate the vital qualitiesof the Englishman as I appreciatethe vital qualitiesof the bee, I do not guarantee Englishman
the
ite)
smoked
and
in
fecundity,
bee
(or the Canaanunloaded of his honey by beings inferior combativeness, simple acquisitiveness, m imagination and superior to him
and
out
himself
to
like the
against being,
but
cunning. The
Don
Juan play, however,
attraction, and which
society in to
a
to
sex
the
to
deal
with
the
always
to
men,
of
nutrition
women's
convention
that
that
the in
even
by
a
men
is left
themselves
protect
from
it in
is left
sex
the
come
shallow
of
sexual
by
against
business, have initiative in
the
is
man,
the
true
but
;
last
theatre, that
of
by
interest
is the
down.
She
like
the
suicide a
the
the
save
that
knows
Miranda
together and no
man
in
the
need
he
same
pursued
and
they for
:
and
Nature,
very
trouble-" of"
like to
of.
mits com-
fiineral young
sctieming :
Ferdinandjand
throw
mate
Perdita
with
or
is the
disposed her
to
man
relation
she
straight from
only will
the
mad
goes
the
Rosalind,
case
every
womaTT~the has
like
is the
man
goes doubt
No
match.
may
is
but
;
the
and
and
hunt
woman
by blandishment,
Mariana
Prospero there
the
baffled, like Ophelia, she
;
fencing
creatures,
seeing
contriver, he is
she
of it
woman
and
pursuer When
do
may
stratagem,
between
and
with
of
business
romantic
so
deal
unreality,it imposes only on the inexperienced. always takes the initiative. Shakespear'splays the woman his popular plays alike the love his problem plays and
interest
to
is
pretence
sanctuary
In
business
serious
That
men.
feeble a up business must
set
serious
aggressive prosecution
too
In
the
as
women,
women
the
to
nutrition, and
with
not
is
a
pair of
capture
doves
Florizel
; as
Arthur
to
Bingham
Walkley
That lady doctor in All's Well Ibsenite heroine) captures Bertram. the all illustrate Shakespearian law.
Ends
the
is
exception, Petruchio, characterized
undertakes
he real
life
to
find
we
who
Dobbins
the
of
Woman, over
the
plays of And
and
;
huntsman.
which
him
to
to
were
would
him.
Nature's
on
carry
him
until
which
at
claim
the
friends
are
some
their
of
our
fastidiousness, with
purpose. fastidious as be
an
end
does as
of
not
occur
mortal
race.
urgent
Is
the
of
the of
last
the
need
of
work,
gathers
throw
away affectionate
natural
right
for
the them or
there
shocked
are
total
the
to
by sense
resistance
who
sex
stage
a
the
to
in
a
personal purposes. read this play in
have
morally
men,
the
by
which
as
a
to
dares
him
did
man
conventional
the
own
the
most
his
she
I
whom
to
Woman
woman's
The
(a
real control
with
defying
that
hands
instead
Juan,
into
tragic
true
my
quarry
Don
convention,
to
of
chase
world
bird
birth
to
is the
exploitationsof
It
In
plays
more
just as
unscrupulousness," meaning
masculine
in the
own
no
come
love
true
a
poses, and far transcends
that
manuscript
her
is
climax
a
money,
her.
seen
my
I have
has
Juan
dutiful
Among "
Don
in
behaves
tragi-comic
her
fully care-
has
count
not
find
you
prevail against
purpose
the
assure
disables
customary and
most
matrimonial
dramatically by
my
my Yet he
enable
energy
her
herself
finallyovertakes
not
apparent
is
has
he
do
I
terror.
I
the
realitythat fate
before
wife), Shakespear. Don Juan your
so
woman
he
:
cases
one
Katharine
that
effeminates
and
over
projectionof
her
or
which
I have
mature
The one
(an early
dropping like a fascinated MacStinger is by comparison a
Mrs
than
the
and only Petruchios, but Mantalinis with women appeals to their pity or in a romantically infatuated cling to them
not
projecting
process
But
Bunsby
object of pity
does
marry
her
Such
even
:
jaws
is assured
Well
commercial
purely
a
pursue
way.
real
a
he
vanity,
jealousyor scheme
as
Once
adventurer.
not
xvii
disregard
woman
that
at
of
pursues if
women
physically,there anything meaner
j
xviii than
Epistle Dedicatory throw
to
work
necessary
disparageit as unworthy nation haughty American
and
its boots
the
the
of
throw
and
then
there
of
dwarf
part,
of
out
effort
hypocrisy in man's
he
over
peril, in
the
of
way
be
to
pushed
drunken
takes
his
even
less
he
exhausted
uxoriousness
and
;
You
Dulcinea. of
out
field
the
the
part of
the
snares,
traps,
the
ancient home
most
hominist
do
women
the
women
tax
penaltiesto symbol in
the
everything
that
vote,
and
the
free
use
of
Arthur
were
before
Comedy farce
feminist of
of
by
men
there
other of
is
with
strewn
in five years the
life.**
initiative
capture
their
is
posing
beats
is
on
his
sentimental
or
world
Men,
be
crisis
"slice
marriage, depriving women
franchise, of
if he
his swagger
the
the
slinks
nursery
take
not
bachelors.
on
or
commonplace
Why, the whole for gins and pitfalls
crushing
attach
wildest
Nature
here
no
grovelling
Quixote that
has
condescension,
When
King
its
breadwinner,
the
poetry
farce.
Give
a
city.
erotic
Don
the
:
and
Tennysonian
admit
that
pretence
women.
the
must
insipid after
The
into
becomes
Guinevere
at
drivels
the
as
and
he
the
with
kitchen
the office in the
than
important
terrible
outface
to
when
"sphere" the
are
father
house
swaggering
revenge,
speaking of Woman's with chivalry,as if
and
the
But
rejoicings.
doubt
importance
the
or
There
the
insignificance : of
one
immunities
petticoat,happy
out
we
on
No
matter.
which
humblest
but
;
direction.
When
meanest
clean
womanliness
any
him.
the
at
negro
creation
sexual
and
the
of
this
effort
into
the
that
in
laugh
shoeblack
of
arrives, its supreme
ignominy by
at
female
no
then
physical inferiority
a
drudgery
when
him
the
is
birth
enough
poor
of
male
to
superhuman
be
that
and
he
acutely humiliating to
moment
is
whole
moments
are
made
is
the
that
initiate any
limits
no
fact
imply
delicacywould are
the
We
it makes
moral
and
people
indelicate.
because
proves
by
negro
ourselves sex,
then
and
other
upon
will
hand,
property,
limbs,
of
that
oneself immortality, the right to make of God house by taking off the hat, of Woman force he to can dispense with
of
Arthur
to
compelling
without
Woman
vain. without of
that and
perils of
for the
fly^Hke
But
fly.
the
the
primnesses that
is how
the
web.
And
""he
the
Nay, spider if the
to
she
abandon
of^.
her_pretence
about opeiny'1hiTg^oinaltH:^bil
pgs^iveness^and
we
strer^h^jJTar"r^mLse,s,eytri-^
~swittly does
how
catenim,
yet
all these
is wooed.
she
spider spins her
hero, shews^a
my
And
is assumed
That
motionless.
wait
deter
through
It
ladies.
young
wait, motionless, until does
often
waits
for
certainty
cannot
before
in
perish
the
not.
women
abashed
All
must
race
and
will
carries
hardships, stops
her.
discomforts
ankles
that
the death
of
unutterable
force
the
must
she
risk
swaddled
behavior
our
woman
"
and
and
slavery
because
if the
:
xix
Walkley
dispense with
to
marry
travail
her
assume
himself
must
pain, danger
her,
Bingham
until
him
jTsecureJ fur~ev"eTl and If the of other art-works reallyimpressive books world the were produced by ordinary men, they would fear of women's more pursuit than love of their express cannot illusorybeauty. But ordinary men produce really Those who of genius : are men can impressive art-works. that is,men selected by Nature of buildthe work ing to carry on "
intellectual
an
up
consciousness
Accordingly,
purpose.
unscrupulousness the things are same) and
the
life ;
study
Darwin
without
rags
Here
irresistible
as
When
is
it
then
the
Sand
becomes
and
to
Mussets
her
lived
meets ;
a
and
a
develop her, the
one
mother and
like, as
for
a
of
man
"
(the
risk
in
garret
a
work
and
two
stake
the
all his care
sheep ; work upon sublime altruist in a
purpose clash
his
as
his his
disregard of
impersonal,
as
is sometimes
the
genius being
king
of
critics
all
genius
will
egotistin
the
complicated by is
their
on
atrocious
an
own
He
payment,
Woman
game
and
and
instinctive
own
self-sacrifice
"
necessary,
live
her
in the
Woman.
when
worms
disregardof himself, others.
all the
and
women
studied into
nerves
of
starve,
cross;
observe
we
and
the
of
:
for
a
your the
as
tragic. woman,
George novelist
gain experience of genius, Chopins, gobbles up men to
mere
hors
d'oeuvres.
Epistle Dedicatory
xx
I the
great of
is
its
of
statues
who
people the
the
tyranny
of
astonishing to
the
the
all books
modelled,
its
of
the
vulgar,
of
true
pictures composed, by dominion
the
to
us
women.
its
universal
instead
art,
is
all
symphonies leads
that
and
get written,
otherwise
Which
sex.
what
ness philosophic consciousincarnates its fecundity,
geniuses
world's
free
are
of
but
;
who
woman
degree
it is that
course
incarnates
the
some
of
case,
who and
in
painted,
/
extreme
man
Life
true
Hence
'
the
state
conclusion,
of
before
being
all
sexual situation,is things the expression of the normal is a superseded sex really the only department in which and with its consciousness confused so secondary power, and its so perverted,that its ideas are mere fantasy purpose
to
common
Whether
men.
moralist
philosopher, doctrine
is
and
excitement, for
and
equally shewn
unreal
in
books,
in
us
or
only
have
who serious
does
since
what
SI
of
but
literature
for
old
habit
new
the
Masters
great more
:
that
to
of
see
is, patentees
as
of
the
is for
reading
for
mind
majority madmen And
up. the
most
experience,
fictitious for doubt
whose
man
culture
no
the
it.
:
A
the
observed that
is
imposture and to use and what they really are nighly questionablemethods
through
Arts
of
that
destroys, by supplantation, every enough
strong
you
all
people
worshipping
obsolete as
the
them
of
epics
temperament.
locking
and
the
real, education, Oxford,
of
substitution
life,of
of
at
abnormal
and
to
world
confessed
because
me,
habit
education
call
we
nothing
part
the
the
to
and
are
The
world
certain
of
sure, plea-
politicalorations,
main
the
not
correspond
not
and
;
giving way W
is
in
or
for
Puritanism
be
or
sexual
and young, and satiated.
world.
books
codes,
in
for you
this
matter
madman
and
specificartistic talent
the
consciousness a
the
self-consciousness
the
is old
Philistine
whether
is
he
he
Amorism
great
professed gospels, or in philosophic systems,
or
is
the
a
when
knowledge
Asceticism,
poet
religion,his
special pleading
when contemplative tranquillity
Romance
is
of
barren
a
becomes
artist
founder
or
but
nothing
the
temporary con-
at not
the no
of
Arthur
to and
thinking,
Bingham
the
him
and
;
do
the
I
observe in
same,
highly questionable, and of life. The representations
valid Homer
safest
with
to
throw
and
most
with
rational
treatises is the
another of
and poems struggleof Life to
Aristotle.
your
itself instead
of
truth
all
in
books
grind.
to
axe
fellowmen
is
there
normally Copernicus
all
produces
hither
where
matters
on
exceptionally gifted, is private
Hence
whelmingly over-
so
sort
one
or
divinelyconscious*^
become
blindly stumbling
line of least resistance.
the
been
scriptures of
and
of
use
occasionally
you
minds have whose Fortunately sophisticatedby literature, what these
fellow's
his
at
that
reassurance
prime,
your for us,
xxi
of
manufacturers
majority but half his uses schoolboy who head makes perhaps the for
Walkley
and
thither
driving towards
a
the
writer,
though
constituted, and had
has
motive
no
in
no
for
leading mis-
in the place of the sun solar system for it as he looked : honestly as a shepherd seeks his path in a mist. But have not Copernicus would written When it comes love stories scientifically. to sex his
relations, the man's
with
love,
romantic
of
"
enough
William
unless
you
is
big for
too
over
without that
Woman,
by
the
and
the
of Blake
know
all the
specialization.And art works, when they
that
science
at
the
or
leads
for "you is
what
of
to
physics
asceticism
stern
the
palace
know
never
than
more
in
deal
of
what
enough ").
this
sex political question which aspect to be comedy, and too momentous passed my strate culpable frivolity.It is impossibleto demon-
initiative
has been
in
confirmed
being this
driven
initiative is
initiatives,because
transactions
sex
to
suppressionof rapine and
fact that
the
excess
;
common
genius
ecstasy,
a
the
without
of
road
the of
woman
attempts
erotic
said
There is
honest
nonsense,
satiety ("the
wisdom is
from
turn
other
share
not
the
nor
overwhelming
scripturesand
our
does
genius
capture,
woman's
why
to
of
danger
common
is
of
man
the
to
as
to
her,
so
far, more
discouragement very
serious
with
remains and of
more
tunity, impor-
reflections
on
the most important politically our politicalexperiment of
*
xxii
Epistle Dedicatory
ruin
if
us
When
two
commercial
born, this country
class had
class
bred
of its new years itself selected by
The
first twenty-
the
completed
and it was political ; power and bred, if not qualification, money by politicalmarriage, at least by a pretty rigorous class the Aristocracy and marriage. plutocracy still furnish but now figureheads of politics they are dependent on ; the
of
votes
the
share
still dominated
was
by politicalmarriages.
then
not
five
will
misgovernment,
cheap
ill bred.
are
were
selected
a
of
refuge
citizens
our
we
by
last
the
democracy,
please,at the very having suddenly ceased interference, in
to
mean
mostly
the
of
of
whole civilized
theatre
as
colossal
task
J^arein
the
booth.
We of
hoofs
great
pit are
the
offence
for
the
pot
defended, tried
by
to
in
secure
all
to
call
(at are
what
the
the
spite of breeding
the
kettle the for
black.
handle
this
support
the
comparatively) in
the
Burke
it
British
the
our
voters
polling
called
language
implied exceptions and
tion atten-
what
also
the
of
and
:
by
whose
by
least
the
people
power
Burke's
class insult ;
a
organization re-
practically
Asia
either
can
remember
under
now
that
multitude."
because it
For
is
a
of
measured
gallery they
swinish
applicationmade
that
it ?
and
whole
cution prose-
partition of
understand
or
character
handling
the
to-day,
themselves, and
of
capable
it
the
but
industrial
of
and
are
public
tight
a
the
conduct, whose
interest,
know
you
of mind
sort
of
scope
sional occa-
meaningless
construction
believe
and
jobbing of
become
perhaps
you societyand
conceptions of and
has
Can
Powers.
of
occasional
Commonwealth, and
very
way
this, if
political problem, limited
mismanagement
Britain, the
Africa
the
a
by
And
masses.
when
moment
parochial little island, with of dynastic wars, international
bred
promiscuously
you
appointments,
of
to
"the gave
its universal
certainlywas
not
aristocracyhe it politicalmarriages by which
itself,had
The
its mind
undertrained
and its character sillyschoolmasters governesses, adulterated by gratuitous luxury, its self-respect
rupted cor-
to
to
Arthur
Bingham
Walkley
xxiii
complete spuriousnessby flatteryand flunkeyism. It is no better : our will be any better to-day and never very peasants that hardier them culminates in have something morally occasionally in a Bunyan, a Burns, or a Carlyle. But this was observe, overpowered from aristocracy, which back to class, has come 1885 by the middle 1832 to of swinish Tom "the multitude. by the votes power and Edmund Burke the swine Paine has triumphed over ; "
are
electors.
courted
now
How
of
many
their
class
own
Hardly a dozen the of these only under out spicuous 670, and persuasion of conpopular eloquence. personal qualificationsand its own The thus multitude judgment on pronounces and will units : it admits itself .unfit to govern, vote only for a man morphologically and genericallytransfiguredby and palatialresidence tailoring, equipage, by transcendent know by the glamor of aristocratic kinship. Well, we two these these these transfigured persons, college passmen, well groomed monocular Algys and Bobbies, these cricketers these whom to brings golf instead of wisdom, cratic plutoage of nail and business the he got as products sarspan Do his money whether to by." laugh or cry at you know the notion that of they, poor devils ! will drive a team continents four-in-hand turn a a as they drive jostling ; ordered anarchy of casual trade and speculationinto an colonies into worldfederate our a productivity; and Power of the first magnitude ? these Give people the most and the soundest perfect politicalconstitution political electors
these
have
sent
to
parliament?
"
that benevolent omniscience program and they will interpret it into mere
canting charity as
theology idolatry. I the
do
not
infallibly as of
know
a
Scotch
whether
a
have
none.
but
when
is
no
will
there
is
any
and the way no
way.
them,
follyor the
converts
missionary into you
for
fashionable
savage
subject of education, progress, Any pamphleteer can shew there
devise
can
crude
sophical philoAfrican
illusions left forth.
so
to
I
better
My
on
have
things ;
nurse
was
EpistleDedicatory
xxiv fond of
of
sow's
a
ear
churches
nurse
my
be
its
enough
as
we
are,
if those
even
lowest
abysses would
bubble
of
demolished
the
terrors
than
there
who
been
has
negligibleas the hopes of
are
has
and
of
the
is
no
I
nothing but
do
that
would
most
are
alreadv
the
others
the
that
am
the
clearlynot of
out
the
The
the
certainty that practical heredity
educationists ;
the
chance.
a
in
degeneracymongers
our
make
raised
pricked: elements
out
raise
to
convinced
more
hereditary"governing hereditary hooliganism. We
a
the
of
see
silk purse efforts of
a
literarysages
the
allow
Heredity
acquirements
that
and
level,
own
I
more
right. Progresscan
all
us
the
make
cannot
you
universities
was
of
most
and
;
and
above
mass
that
remarking
and
as
we
class"
well
know
now
any
more
either
must
as
breed
was politicalcapacity or be ruined by Democracy, which forced on us by the failure of the older alternatives. Yet if Despotism failed only for want of a capable benevolent chance has despot, what requires a Democracy, which whole that is, of political : population of capable voters critics who, in person if they cannot for lack of govern or at specific talent for administration,can spare energy least recognize and benevolence appreciate capacity and others, and in so through capably benevolent govern ? Where such to be found are voters to-day ? representatives Promiscuous Nowhere. breeding has produced a weakness
that
timid
face the
ot
character
a
thoroughlycompetitive struggle
is
too
lazy and petty to organize tively. Being cowards, we under
selection Yet
must
get
Rome
and
we
collapse as the
phase
being inaugurated under our
eyes
stringencyof
existence
commonwealth
defeat
and
co-opera-
selection
natural
too
under
ficial neglect artiof delicacyand cover morality. electorate of capable critics or an Egypt collapsed. At this moment
decadent
Roman
melodramas
the
for
full
: being sluggards, we philanthropy
of
cover
to
are
and
of
our
eyes. a bout our blustering
hearts
turn
et
panem
eagerly to
Our
circenses
newspapers
imperial destiny; the
American
is and
but
million-
Arthur
to aire. to
up
As
his hand
the
brims
is
goes
of
prosperity of
the
to
hats
by
our
Isle
the
Walkley
his
fingers go
Our
ideal
industrial
the
of
xxv
pocket, our
instinct.
Carlo.
north,
That
whilst
miraculously provided like gratuitously,
chivalry. The
What
is
money
growing
love
of
able fashion-
heroines
books
real
The
with
of
millions
his
in
his
rapacious cringe. been that
reading
my
idler
was
no
pockets Only, when
with
Socialism
effusive
to
inherit
from
Not
by
became
his
a
the
had
(who
one
probably
Millionaires) left
for
the
Trusts.
this
England
Rhodes
Rue
Carnegie rattled
Mr
all
of
tition compe-
American
pageantry,
When
money.
of
the
coast
the
eat
competition
the
loyalty,this officious rising and uncovering at a wave Imperialism? a flagor a blast from a brass band ? bit of it. cupidity roused Obsequiousness,servility,
prevailingsmell
are
Quixote's
Street
of
all
are
and
south
the
only
dividends,
like.
Regent
spending
all this
of
the
and
Brighton
for the
Riviera,
and
competition of of
Rivoli,
de
Don
in
prate
papers
Manchester
the
is
unlimited
with
knights
city
with
Bombay
the
and
heroes
the
but
and
is the
the workers the stage, where see on prosperity you and lodging-letters footmen, parlourmaids,comic
professional men,
perity pros-
Folkestone
of
Wight,
Monte
and
Nice
of
Ramsgate,
down
prosperity of
the
not
Bingham
the
estate,
word
bent
backs
for a moment. Could it be that straightenedmistrustfully the Diamond King was gentleman after all ? However, no it was The solecism. to unignore a rich man's easy mentioned the gentlemanly clause was not again ; and
backs
bowed
soon
themselves
back
their
into
natural
shape. I
But
hear
actually put I
comedy.
you all have
asking this
tub I
not.
politicalpamphleteer, by way of appendix.
and You
me
in
whether
alarm
I
have
Juan thumping into a Don Don have Juan a only made my his pamphlet in full given you will
find
it
at
the
end
of the
'
book. romancers
I
am
to
sorry announce
to
say
that it is
their hero
as
common
a a
man
of
practicewith extraordinary
xxvi
Epistle Dedicatory
genius, and to leave his works imagination; so that at the end to yourself ruefullythat but for assurance
credit
accuse
of
I
me
handbook
I
:
will you conceive Don I
and
for those
They their
points
also.
This
is such
this
the
full
And
book hand-
question
sex
for
length
in that
understand
to
evasion.
revolutionists'
a
the
cannot
feeble
at
the
I
as
them.
Not
fullest
the
for his responsibility opinions characters, pleasantand unpleasant. their several points of view ; and
of
of
this
it.
politicsof
descendant
Juan's
You
wrote
read
given
sense.
handbook to
care
all my all right from
are
their
find
hero
my the
you
if you
disclaim
that
that
give
edification
your
ordinary good pitiablebarrenness,
tell you
only
not
have
hardly
reader's
whisper you solemn liminary pre-
author's
the
for
this
the
book
the
of
should
you
gentleman
entirely to
view
for
are,
dramatic
the
mine
moment,
believe that there puzzle the people who thing as an absolutelyright point of view, usually them It may that nobody who doubts seem to
a
own.
be
can
may
in
a
of
state
However
grace.
that
be, it
may
that with them can certainlytrue nobody who agrees possibly be a dramatist, or indeed anything else that turns Hence it has been a pointed knowledge of mankind. upon Neither have that Shakespear had conscience. I, no out is
in
that
sense.
You mine
into
he
the
of is
not
in
the
absurd that
in
for
the
way, any
then
I case
I on
my
man
digression of
very
convincing
the
point
of
the
of
the
proceed
to
write
asking
to
the
a
Don I
behave
asked me you the subjectmay
amateur,
and
to
sure
be
Juan play.
that
of
treatment
why
me
is
sexes
at
in to, be
least
this and
valid ligible intel-
possibly suggestiveto the Philistine. his illusions is providing data for records
therefore who
a
catches
never
relation
only reply
can
artist,amusing and
Every
the
on
this
question of sex, because that predicament. I first prove on
same
insist
if you
artist
man
common
anything I write misleading; and Well,
the
that
that
me
preceded by
politicswas
demonstration
view
remind
however,
may,
Bingham
Arthur
to
Walkley
xxvii
world the still genuinely scientific psychology which relations waits for. ]_j"lank(jown my vieiK--Q"-4he~existing the
of
to
men
in
women
neither'True
subject which
aX^tmr-
i and
cause
-for highly^ryili^eji-_50ci"ty
most,
Jit ~is~~a viejQileTany other^view_an.d-Jiofalse,but^IJtapj^j^ nor
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the
effect
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a
of fajniliar_iir-der fact and experience
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td~i3e~
certainly'shewn [London. ~I have that public in this enterprise;but dispositiontowards
friendliest
of our consciousness any I write for that what
height books
its
over
read
as
simple and
of
work
forth
put
the
into
little consideration I and
you
must
genius qualityas
such
far
as
at
it has
as
considerable
a
take
will
It
my
granted, trusting me shall bear
the
understands
quite
head.
romantic for
my
me
pass
it has
that
and
existence, you
know
for
out
to
its verdict.
our own plane to the top disport ourselves on if any gentleman points out that neither bent ; and of our dream the of Don this epistlededicatory nor Juan in the of the third act ensuing comedy is suitable for immediate need contradict not production at a popular theatre we with him. a Napoleon provided Talma pit of kings,with
So
we
may
what
effect
what
I
this is I
have
should
whom
I
recollect Sir
always
play
a
The
the
an
of
the
has
intentional
delighted London his
masters.
The
also, whilst with
a
to
I
am
servant
conception
of
pages
;
Straker,
Enry
and
the
authors
if I
could
G.
morphosis meta-
engineer
sketch
for
the
Wells's
anticipation will, he hopes,
which the
the
motor
dramatic
H. embryo of Mr efficient of the engineering class the jabberers out of finallysweep Barrie
and
from brigand-poetaster
deliberate
is
contemporary
Mr
for me,
philosophers;
following
theft
Doyle Leporello into is
of
acknowledgment
Conan
Man,
pit
As
pit.
formal
all.
them
New
a
recorded.
not
is^a
pillagedin
have
of and
wanted
for such make
Arthur
acting is
Talma's
on
of
way
correcting who
Mendoza
knows
civilization. my
proofs, than
more
Limited
I
trace
xxviii back at
Epistle Dedicatory
to
certain
a
when
period
a
sowing
he
of the
I
I take
authorize
the
followed,
recommended
the
benefit from
Mozart
self him-
shareholders. and
;
impersonates him,
form
to
the
of
Three
spectability surprising re-
inexhaustible,
unaltered who
actor
any
of
were
Fabian
and
for
over
of
sort
a
that
crop
company
Mr
as
who,
secretary, Sidney Webb
prevision
any
the
colonial
and
oats
encyclopedic
a
Octavius
and
without
Musketeers,
into
Indian
politicalwild
our
Webb,
West
I
sing
to
hereby Dalla
"
"
moment (if he can) at any convenient during the was suggested to me representation. Ann by the fifteenth Dutch morality called Everyman, which century Mr William Poel has so lately resuscitated triumphantly. sua
I
pace
will
he
trust
Elizabethan medieval
work
poesy
not
Ann
the
who
Ann
is
after
Ann
the
was
recognize bearable
more
no
Ibsen.
Charterhouse,
I
As said
result
:
to
I
that after
ing watch-
sat
myself Why is
woman
every
is
Even
you.
than
the
first breathed
performance against
the
Plato
Socrates
invented
deeply I
the ?
further, and
Everywoman. That the author of Everyman no was artist,but mere and the that are artist-philosopher, artist-philosophers will be no only sort of artists I take quite seriously, ;
to
news
but
Scribe
than
not
vein
fustian
Renascence
Everyman at Everywoman
an
that
of
romantic the
air
and
and
Boswell,
the
as
dramatists
Dr
Johnson, impress me playwrights. Ever since,as
of
Mozart's
the
transcendental
Zauberflote, I
garish splendors
and
alcoholic
more
boy,
a
regions
have
been
at
a
proof
excitements
of
of Tappertitian romance ordinary stage combinations with the police intelligence. Bunyan, Blake, Hogarth all the and Turner English (these four apart and above Shelley, Schopenhaur, Wagner, Ibsen, classics),Goethe, the writers Nietzsche Morris, Tolstoy, and are among of the world I recognize as whose more or peculiar sense Mark the word less akin to own. peculiar. I read my and stint ; but their shame Dickens or Shakespear without the
pregnant
observations
and
demonstrations
of
life
are
not
Bingham
Arthur
to
Walkley
philosophy
5
xxix
the religion: on sentimental Dickens's violently assumptions are contrary, contradicted by his observations; and Shakespear's ism pessimis only his wounded humanity. Both have the specific sympathies of genius of the fictionist and the common human feelingand thought in pre-eminent degree. They shrewder than the philosophers often and saner justas are
co-ordinated
into
Sancho-Panza
often
was
of
sense
the
But
humor.
instead
world that
they
vast
are
its
is
unities
they
:
bination com-
a
diversities of the f
the
with
bottom
at
lightheartedgood
with
judgment
Don
than
oppressivegravity
of
masses
concerned
with
of
shrewder
ridiculous,which
moral
of sound
or
and
saner
clear away
They
Quixote. by their
any
are
irreligious
so
professional they exploit popular purposes delicacy or scruple (for example, Sydney Carton the anarchical, and ghost in Hamlet !) : they are of Angelo and balance their exposures Dogberry, religion for
without and cannot
Sir
Dedlock
Leicester
portraitof
a
constructive
Mr
in
:
fictions
all their
or
risk the
alike
forced
actions
of
are
strenuous
borrow
to
their
melodramatic
stockpot of
shower,
a
is
them
as
leading
no
conceivably
much
less his life.
*
for
the
the
from
more
common
Hamlet
that
so
*
no
could
motives
personages
plots;
have
there
man
any
any
they have
:
a
for which inspiration spoilingof his hat in
thought
Barnacle, with
Tite
worthy leader prophet who ideas : they regard those or
dangerous fanatics
Both
and
has
to
be
stimulated
by
the
of a policeman and Macbeth by the prejudices the cupiditiesof a bushranger. Dickens, without
of
excuse
Macbeths,
and stream
I
having
of
leave
his
baffled
by
Twist,
or
between discovered the world
the
by was
describe, my
motives
own
simplest question
the the
manufacture
superfluouslypunts his monthly parts by mechanical
to
you
to
long lost parentage Dorrit
and
Monsieur to
Clennam
Rigaud
Shakespear
a
as
devices
of Smike,
or so
Blandois.
great
down
crew
memory Monks to
families
"
Hamlets
for
stage
the
which
being quite in the
Oliver relations
inopportunely The
of
truth fools
is,
'
on
Epistle Dedicatory
xxx
which
he in
sense
utterlybewildered. living at all ; and Dickens
despair of for
could
they
could
that
and
but
;
when
had
puppet
a
/what
is the
will
in
except
make
a
this
of
it made
them
all
vbut
their
the it
their
:
actions
temper. fashion
and
characters forced
are
is
is
force
but
all
he
This he
has
no
declare
that ^
Shakespear's have
the
lifelike;
are
from
is
Bardolaters
knew
manners
invent
to
:
they
:
them
on
laugh,
and
without,
is
vivid
more
characters, because is
world
grotesquely inappropriateexcept when of Henry V. quite conventional, as in the case
external
Falstaff
own
the
making
it work.
Foolish
play is the tragedy of irresolution ; projections of the deepest humanity defect
had
through
the
same
and
make
to
their
after
for
hands,
Hamlet
bursts
his of
virtue
unless
stimulus
with
matter
came
moment
their
on
artificial external
some
the
they found,
move,
they
by taking the
Chimes
The
from
busying himself with its details. Neither of do anything with a serious positivecharacter : place a human figure before you with perfect
verisimilitude it live
in
himself
saved
of
sort
no
see
and
granted
them
dream
the
could
He
was
than is
he
appetitesand delightfulas the
of
any
these
: self-acting
instincts
and
his
motives
who
his
are
Richard
humors. comedian
whimsical
reflective
serious
III, too,
stops
a
funeral
in the but when, corpse's widow; smothers is replaced by a next act, he stage villain who babies revolted at the and ofFs with are people's heads, we Faulconbridge, imposture and repudiate the changeling. admirable tive Coriolanus, Leontes are descriptionsof instincis the indeed the : play of Coriolanus temperaments but descriptionis not ; greatest of Shakespear's comedies compromises the author philosophy ; and comedy neither He reveals be judged by those characters him. nor must to
into and are
make
love
which
to
he
agonizing
murders characters
and walk
what
puts and
Macbeths
the
Lears
in
a
revenges with
he and
void and their
knows
of
himself, his Hamlets
Prosperos. about the
feet
on
If these
factitious
like, whilst solid
characters
melodramatic the
ground,
comic
vivid
and
Bingham Walkley
Arthur
to
xxxi
shew that the author has much know to atriu'iing, you between and nothingto teach. The Falstaff comparison Micawber and between and Prosperois like the comparison At Copperfield.
David
the
of the book
end
know
you
Micawber, whereas you onlyknow what has happenedto David, and are not interested enough in him to wonder or might be if anythingso religion politics or idea, or a general stupendousas a religious political
his
what
idea of any sort, a
child; but he of his
out
to
were
occur
to
becomes
never
him.
He
is tolerableas^
man,
and
might
a
but biographyaltogether
own
left
be
for his usefulness
Charles his friend " stage confidant,a Horatio or what theycall on the stage a feeder. Now sophers. say this of the works of the artist-philoyou cannot as
"
a
"
it,for instance,of The Pilgrim's hero and coward, Henry V Progress.Put your Shakespearian and and Pistolor Parolles, beside Mr Valiant and Mr Fearing, You
cannot
say
you have a sudden revelationof the abyss that lies between the fashionable author who could see nothing in the world
"
_
disappointment and the field preacher the comedy of their incongruity, or achieved virtue and courage by identifying himself who but
with
and
the
of tragedy
the purpose of the world
as
he
their
understood it.
The
Bunyan'scoward stirs your blood leaves you cold than Shakespear's hero, who actually hostile. You suddenlysee that Shakespear, secretly
contrast more
and
aims personal
is
enormous
:
understood virtue
with all his flashesand divinations, never conceived and courage, never how any
who was man not brink like look back from fool the a could, Bunyan'shero, of the river of death over the strife and labor of his pilgrimage, and say " yet do I not repent me"; bequeath"my sword panacheof a millionaire, shall succeed
me
skill to
that
him
in my
with the
or,
him
to
courage and my is the true joy in
and pilgrimage,
This get it." the being used for a purpose recognized life, by as
a
you
mighty one are
thrown
can
; on
the
that
worn being thoroughly
the scrap
heap;
c
+
the
yourself
out
beingz
before
force
c:
xxxii
Epistle Dedicatory
Nature and j r
instead
of
feverish
a
grievances complaining
itself
making
selfish little clod
that
the
world
ailments
of
will
devote
not
And also the only real tragedy happy. in life is the being used for by personally minded men which All the rest is at recognizeto be base. purposes you misfortune worst mere or mortality: this alone is misery, slavery,hell on earth ; and the revolt againstit is the only to
force
that
you
offers
work
man's
a
the
to
artist, whom
poor would
rich personally minded people employ as pandar, buffoon, beauty monger, our
and
the
It but
seem
may
difference
the
between
of
the
on
death
in the
courage of the
of
terms
as
a
Ibsen
in
by
read when on
is
the
more
for
Faith
is
versus
makes
sensible
Wiseman.
all
:
bottom
at
Parisian
century
in
these
matters
it is
sible sen-
the
life
Bunyan
turgy. drama-
except
their
a
Mr
no
or
W.
Works. the
dramatic to
attempt better
W.'s
bottom
At
results
than
enemies,
controversy the
are
his
present
conducted worst
the
as
Never-go-to-Church-on-Sunday, Mr Murderer, Mr Burglar,Mr Co-respondent, Mr
than
this, expressed by
mid-XIX
new
instance,
and
same,
Bunyan
mate esti-
"
lung." and
virtues, his
novelty to call Justification and Vorstel"Wille," Justification by Works and sole use of the novelty is that you I buy The Will and tion RepresentaSchopenhaur's treatise on should of dream not mons we buying a set of ser-
:
Faith
of
Nietzsche has theology, is what post-Darwinian, post-Schopenhaurian in terms of polytheistic mythology ;
of
terms
Nothing novelties
virtue
tinker's
of expressed in terms philosophy ; Wagner and
purely righteousness is filthy the villageof Morality, supplanter of religion,
better
no
;
is
conventionallyrespectable and
Badman
Mr
the
Nietzsche
to
conclusions
the
as as
Wiseman
of
their
Church
career
Worldly
Bunyan
perception that Mr Legality in
Bunyan's
insistence
from
long step
a
for rags, his scorn his defiance of the
and
sentimentalizer
like.
formal.
his
willingly
so
Mr Mr Bad Mr
same.
pilgrims as Worldly Embezzler, Form,
Mr
Blackmailer,
read
can
said
Drunkard,
Mr
Cad
Mr
Bingham
Arthur
to
whereas
and
them
and
himself
Hypocrisy
his
Inconsiderate,
Wildhead,
;
word
a
respectablepeople
the
prison, such friend Civility;
young
forth,
so
finding
without
in
them
put
and
Agitator
Pilgrim's Progress
the
against them;
snub
Labor
Mr
xxxiii
Walkley
Mr
as
wko
W.
W.
Formalist
and
and
Pragmatick good family
university men clearlyyoung and high feeding); that brisk lad Ignorance, Talkative, mother-in-law his of Fairspeech and Lady By-Ends other Feigning, and reputable gentlemen and citizens, Little Faith, though he gets to catch it very severely. Even (who
of
were
heaven
at
last, is given
right to
be
mobbed
Guilt,
and
is
a
word
Exactly it
that
one
is
And
that
Faint
remember
complained of
allegory
-
out withrespectability,
Nietzsche
would
exactly what
him
respectable
whole
against vice in
served
of
The
law.
the
it
Heart, Mistrust,
members
morality and
on can
also
be
and
and
crime.
Ibsen,
complained of
have not
confesses
which
which
in
is great
their
their
meaning;
the
prophet
with
being committed
greatness
Micah to
the
that
so
in consideration
reverend
of
rector
ing abrogat-
can
agree
inspiredstyle without complicityin Micah' s furiously
as
any
his
to
I, as I force myself, pen opinions. Why, even find all the force of hand, into recognitionand civility, onslaught destroyed by a simple policy of non-resistance. Radical
In
is
enough and old enough to attained canonical rank, officially unofficially, were or admitted the canon that books to are by a compact literature
all the
it
of pillars
attack
what
?
not
recognized
all three
consistent
a
brothers
the
by
veritable
society and
understand
to
do
vain
I
redouble
the
violence
of
the
language
m
my
m
I rail at the theistic proclaim my heterodoxies. of Shelley, credulityof Voltaire, the amoristic superstition revival of tribal soothsaying and idolatrous the rites which the and mistook for an advance on Huxley called Science
which
I
Pentateuch,
no
less than
humbug professional svstem i
of
violence
at
which and
the
welter
saves
the
robbery
which
of
ecclesiastical and
face we
of
the
call Law
stupid and
xxxiv
Epistle Dedicatory-
industry.
Even
anarchists moral
atheists nihilism
with
And
tirades.
-inconceivable
that
be
It is narrated devout
very in the
;
his
in
ordinary citizen,knowing spoken of by a respectable
right, reads the
Hall
of
he
as
me,
his
from
from
old
"olchester
for
Science
chapel, she
a
view.
lady, a
to
house
a
in London,
City Road,
the
of
point
own
Micah,
reads
eighteenseventies an
moved
of
this brilliant
by
where,
sat
the
at
Charles
of
entranced Bradlaugh for many by years, ing eloquence, without questioning his orthodoxy or moultfeather
a
of
faith.
her
in
just martyrdom
my
I
However, artistic
the
a
book
is
the fact that the writer
radiance
of
in the
than
chill of
fanciers
illusion
of
such
of
for
my are
already
their
logic
bent
to
can
an
world
stand,
at
is
all, when still poor
with
beliefs and
who
;
from
lady
energetic
disbeliefs
become
To
the
rather
heroes
founded
not
of I
those strive
have
on
forms to
no
as
for of any of
municate com-
men
younger
though they
more
they lost
pastel has lost its finably indethe pastel,they grow shabbier until they cease to will either perish,or, if the
eighteenth century
drawing or its color, yet, like shabby, and will grow count
soul in the
simple
fellows. for
grievance
it propagates, old
The
the
my
outmoded than
opinions
permanence opinions) by which
thought (callthem
a
paintingof lightand heat achieve. My contempt
mere
amateurs
to
as
of
thing in determiningthe
literaryvirtuosity,is
mind
with
man
opinions.
her
sun
convention
belles lettres,and the
a
the
not
has
defrauded
be
way.
Bradlaugh' s genuine
and
elocution
right to
was
same
I shall
after all,the main
qualityof
Colchester
I fear
digressing, as
am
And
does.
always but
all
neighborhood the
their
the
well
Methodist,
mistaking feet
is
book
"another
edification that
endure
cannot
this exclaiming "Send stake," the respectablenewspapers
the
to
who
must newspaper undisturbed with
I
and infidelity
yet, instead of
Satanist
author
an
with
me
because
pith me by announcing And thoughtfulwriter."
and
V
reproach
my
books
enough Bunyan's, by
to
want
them,
quite amorphous
will
have
to
of qualities
to
Arthur
and temper bellettrist.
energy. doubt No
Mariner
hold
I
would
and
face
much
they
I
the Ancient
even
for art's sake
"
' '
I
the
alone
writing a single sentence. who, having nothing to say and in
so
love
with
oratory
they keep desperatelyrepeatingas of
that
know
of conviction
want
But
a
of
understand
aforetime.
written
be
cannot
if entertainingly
story
nevertheless that
can
I
xxxv
spellbound in spite of
guest
men
are
literature
as
their
are
write,
to
with
tell my
toil
the
there
that
nothing
recognize,as
must
must
Walkley
conviction
this
of the loud bassoon.
not
I know
I
wedding
the
siren sounds
With
I
did, that
to
am
Bingham
leaves
what
others
said
have
leisurelytricks
the
free
them
to
play
or
which
with
the
with a supply them pleasantparlor game which they call style. I can pity their dotage and even sympathize with their fancy. But a true sake : a man achieved for its own originalstyleis never may diluted
from
pay
hear, pay in
shillingto
a
read
or
a
another
to guinea, according to his means, of genius; but he will man's act
soul
life and
his whole
with
to
become
a
see, not
virtuoso
mere
will not accomplishment which ness for him, like fiddle playing. Effectivemake money of style. He of assertion is the Alpha and Omega has no have has nothing to assert none : styleand can
literature,exhibiting
even
who he
misapprehended message
and
who
something
has
style as
its
of
Handel
Giotto.
All
nor
and
so
we
artistic clean
out
why
the
and
has
find
the
fossils, with of them, old
no
assertions
the
but
world the the
his
far
conviction
after it is made,
in
of power will carry
yet its
later ; or get disproved sooner full of a magnificentdebris of
matter-of-fact form
credibilitygone
still splendid. And
play the deuce Royal Academician
masters
as
go
style destroyed the styleof Job more Luther destroyed the styleof
Martin
than
will
assert
his assertion
Darwin
remains.
to
momentousness
Disprove
him.
an
with
our
mere
that \ar sus-
thinks he can ceptibles. Your get the his Giotto's correct beliefs, and style of Giotto without of letters thinks he perspectiveinto the bargain. Your man Bunyan's can Shakespear's style without get Bunyan's or
xxxvi
EpistleDedicatory
conviction
or
takes
not
care
Doctors
of
Shakespear's apprehension, especiallyif he with to splithis infinitives. And so your
Music, and
duly prepared the
manner
the
art
of
he
;
swears
for the
does
in
made
XIII
the
there
are
or
think
of
discords
anticipatedin learn they can All
treatise.
s
trade
me
it himself
that
pretend
the
sells
who
made
was
not
whereas
retarded
or
than
worse
man
of fact he
matter
collections
the
is far
art
furniture
resolved
their
great composers, from Cherubim' Palestrina
of
academic
with
who,
sham
in oaken
an
this
antique which
chest
though only yesterday,at century,
modern
any
as
least
ideas
to copier of fossils offers them the as and, worst outpouring of the human spirit, all,kidnaps young people as pupils and persuades
that
his
limitations
his timidities he
when
rules^ his
are
taste, and
good
declaresthat
his
you of them
dexterities,
emptinessespurities.
should
art
observances
be
not
it,
in
academic
your latest
a
And the'
didactic,aU
thingsto teach airdhtrH^The petipfewho "eople^wJioEave^no Ibntwant to lelSn^a^reewitlrTm^iripliaticallv. ^
I
of these being one pride myself on not susceptibles. If I supply you in study the electric lightwith which you that Bumbledonian which public capacity of mine over you
from
make
merry
house
contains
which
wire
time
great
a
that
your
quantity of
itself with
gorges
find
will
time, you
to
highly susceptible copper and electricity gives you no
of But here there and occurs a lightwhatever. scrap insusceptible, intenselyresistant material ; and
stubborn it
through
vital be
mere
no
also
and
out
wire
copper be
a
to
go
most
wrong
amateur,
I
that
when
to
assure
you some
pitch into
me
that
at
inconvenient are
I sometimes
irritable reviewer with
as
you
Now
if I
luminous
a
zest,
I feel
the faults of my
dislike chances
myself at
that
unspeakably
let two to
am
author, I liable
to
with
and
moments,
that
not
those
intenselyrefractoryperson,
These incendiarypossibilities. and
to
heat. but
will
and
current
itself useful
made
until it has
the
of literature,lightand qualities
must
go
grappleswith
scrap
tensely in-
qualities ; so
much
moment
relieved
and
obliged.
But
myself.
of
life
yourself the
grace
well
when
of
as
I
of
this
which
long
between
art
and
shall letter
be
from
cadence
closing yours
1903,
"
There,
out
can
there
said but
this
faithfully, Bernard
is
critics
chastening, of
I
that
both
perhaps
and
G.
woking,
are
have
awful
I for
we
windows
An the
work
understand;
you
your
I."
go
knowing
what
us:
;
xxxvii
reforming, get
will
you
passed
have
God,
and
am
material
of
as
I
as
Walkley of
dream
never
All
community of
I
myself
take
must
Bingham
Arthur
to
Shaw.
to
for
flection, re-
moderately im-
and
Man
Superman
I .
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
.
.
.
I.
Good
On
Breeding
.181 .
.
II. III.
Marriage
and
Property
Perfectionist
The
.184 .
Experiment
Creek
Oneida
Objection
Man's
V.
Need
Superman VI. VII. VIII.
Prudery Progress The
.
.
"
.
.
.
.
Conceit
*94
"
for
Explained an
the
.196 199
Illusion
.201
Civilization
of
191
own
.
.
Political
The
his
to
Improvement
"
.
.
IV.
at
208 .
IX. X.
The The
Verdict
of
History
Method
220 .
Maxims
for
.216 .
.
.
.
Revolutionists .
.225
177
SUPERMAN AND
MAN
XII
1901-1903
ACT
Roebuck letters.
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the
of
man
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Rams
there
Not
he
In
air
It
comfort
and
precedence
respectable
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men,
councillors,
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:
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and
at
coat,
and
mayor
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to
a
by
suggest get
men
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He
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mixed of those indefinitely
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are
in
symmetrical pairs
two
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waistcoat
a
of
tuftsof iron-
angles of his spreadingjaws. white
his
president of highly
directors,
white
of
concession
than
more
aldermen. as
the hour
refinedsince
among
all unlike the
on
camps be
does
life that
civil
out
among
soon
trousers,
spare
however,
power.
chairman
a
let them
not
orders
and
marked
is
will
not
ears
a
stairs, down-
of opposition and
withdrawal
respectable man
parlormaid
head
s
it is clear
:
dignifiedexpectation of deference,
disarmed
mouth
the
by
success
his
a
does
respect, active
is in
of importance,
his determinate
who
Roebuck1
of
other
no
military man.
broad
and
heliograph his
could
merely nodding. the
the top
Even
elbow-grease.
is visible
dust
housemaids
two
housekeeper upstairs
a
sunshiny day
least
at
are
morning
furnished, proclaims solidly
speck of
a
the
study, opening and
study, handsomely means.
and
his
in
u
I
is
He
wears
bright spring
perceptiblyblue, of the
modern
clothier
Man
2
has produced
to
has
been
He
and
harmonize
Superman
with
the
Act
religionsof respectablemen.
of doors yet to-day,- so he still wears his boots being readyfor him on the hearthrug. slippers, not
with
shorthand
a
how
little
his
out
that he has
no
seeing that
valet, and
notebook
and
he
typewriter,
a
I
has burgessdomesticity
has
no
mising Sur-
secretary
meditates
one
been
on
disturbed
by new fashions and methods, or by the enterpriseof the railway and hotel companies which sell you a Saturday to Monday of lifeat Folkestone as a real gentleman for two guineas, firstclass both
fares How
included.
ways
old
threshold
great
our
of
is Roebuck a
drama
The
?
of
ideas
everythingdepends on whether sixties or to the eighties. He
;
question is important on the for under such circumstances his adolescence
belonged to the born, as a matter was offact, in Trader Unitarian and Free a 1839, and was from his boyhood, the publication of the and Evolutionist from an Origin of vanced Species. Consequentlyhe has always classed himselfas an adthinker and fearlesslyoutspokenreformer. Sittingat his writing table, he has on his right the windows Place. giving on Portland Through these,as through a proscenium, the curious spectator his contemplate profileas well as may *
the
blinds
On his leftis the inner wall, with a permit. what statelybookcase,and the door, not quite in the middle, but somefurther from him. Against the wall oppositehim are two will
pillars: one, to his left, of John Bright ; the other, to them his right, of Mr Betzveen Herbert graved hang an enSpencer.
busts
on
portrait of Richard Martineau,
by
Mr
all the an
G.
F.
Cob den
Huxley, and George Watts {for Roebuck
earnestness
of a
man
who
;
Eliot
enlarged photographsof ; autotypes of allegories
believes in the
does
fine arts
them),
understand
not
impressionof D upon? s engraving of Delarocbe'
with
s
Beaux
and
Arts
On the wall hemicycle,representingthe great men of all ages. behind penetrabl him, above the mantelshelf,is a family portrait of imobscurity. A
chair stands
business visitors. the busts.
near
Two
the
writing
other chairs
table are
for the
convenience
against the
wall
of
between
Man
I
Act
and
Superman
3
Roebuck parlormaidenters with a visitor's card. caller. and nods, pleased. Evidently a welcome
take*
A
it,
Shew
ramsden.
maid.
Mr
Robinson
fellow.
He
that
The
story.
one
such
second
a
looking young
nice
male
attractive
not
figure
shapelyframe, the elegant and regularfeatures, the
slim, head
mourning, the small
of new
the visitor.
thinks, be the jeune premier; for it is
one
suppose
should appear in
with
returns
uncommonly
really an
is
must,
to
reason
and
out
Robinson.
Mr
the
suit
up.
parlormaidgoes
The
in
him
bloom pretty little moustache, the frank clear eyes, the wholesome the youthful complexion,the to elf brushed on glossyhair, not
and good dark color, the arch of good curly,but of fine texture in the eyebrows, the erect nature forehead and neatlypointed
chin, all
the
announce
that he will
And
do
not
who
man
so
without modest
engaging sincerityand him
as
old
man
will
eager amiable
love
suffer later
and
on.
sympathy is guaranteed by an which
serviceableness
stamp
he
The
nature. moment of appears, Ramsden' welcome, an s face expands into fatherly liking and expressionwhich dropsinto one of decorous grief as the young in his face as well as in his man approacheshim with sorrow black clothes. Ramsden ment. the nature to know seems of the bereaveAs the visitor advances to the writing table, the silently man
a
rises and
shakes
his hand
long,affectionateshake which to
common
the {concluding
well, Octavius, it's the
recent
a
a
sorrow
and We
lot.
common
cheering up~\Well, all face
must
it
self replaceshim-
Ramsden
chair.
own.
Yes
octavius.
owed
him
father
could
octavius.
handshake
takes the visitor's
Octavius
ramsden.
of
word:
Sit down.
day. in his
tells the story
a
both,
ramsden
some
it without
across
a
:
must
we
great deal. have He
done
had
But he
He if he
no
had
son
face
did had
it, Mr
Ramsden.
everything for
me
But
I
that my
lived.
of his
daughters;
own,
and
you
see.
yet he
was
as
good
Man
4 to
sister
my
to
as
intended
always
and
all his
thank
not
taken
boy
takes his father's
and
now
he
will
He
and
cbtef
cries
let
Now
I
time
him
saw
"Tavy
is
when
I
their
sons,
realize
only
met
one
used
to
say
tell you
or
not
about
and
from been
*
that he
me
the
was
: partiality
But I
you.
who
"
me
hes
son
to
say
to
get
a
good
to
world
his
of
soul
there
were
very
else
something
was
wonder
we
I
whether
ought
to
! know
best.
It
octavius
{eagerly]About
something
was
his
about Ann
!
daughter.
Oh,
do
tell
that,
me
Ramsden.
Well,
ramsden.
his
not
you
"
know, what
he
if
in
was
only
I
Ramsden, I don't people call position;and has
most
in
a
the
the
business
of
exquisitenature thick
of
that
earnest.
thought
Mr
in
be
glad, after all, you were and thought that someday Annie vividly] Well, perhaps I shouldn't was
.
But
Oh,
interest
Ann
he
blushes
[ Octavius
octavius.
said he
he
because
son,
told you.
have
to
used
last
honor;
men
than
you
said
of
right
Ramsden.
was
ramsden.
Mr
an
he
the
know.
You
octavius.
soul other
do
Roebuck that
may
The
he
"
better
that
in
was
friends, you
he
"
[Octavius
you.
room
the
and
:
He
?
grieve.
console
to
much
man
Oh,
ramsden.
old
how
Ramsden
that
and
honor,
lad
! Doesnt
Mr
octavius.
had
any
his handker-
handkerchief].Thats
little consideration
how
There
me.
! dont
in this very
was
generous
I
Come
something
it
"
a
see
as
warning!
out
that, Octavius
up his
puts
tell you
me
takes
\He
know
we
tell.
himselfand
masters
to
do
cannot
we
I felt.
what
I
opportunity
an
moment's
a
"
1'had
that
course,
for
I waited
without
dropped
How
it :
But
know of
I
sudden
so
matter
a
Act
unaffectedly'].
ramsden.
know
as
was
let him
to
"
me
care.
"
know
never
him
of
care
is dead
his death
And
me.
to
Superman
sort
care
I
had
about
I can't
a
chance
bring myself
of
but she
thing
is
that
them. so
You about
or
money
strugglingfor ;
!
to
take
Well,
accustomed
she
thinks
a
,
Man
I
Act man's
character
knows
that
herself
out
success
of
dutiful
K
girl.
believe
she
wishes
a
her
fulfil her
:
wished
desire
Oh,
one
well
as
No
a
really learn
must
bound
the
hands not
of the
her
all
what
the papers
[He
reads
I
events
I
see
her
win
you
her
to
to
!
Come
Eh?
own.
promise
I
you
She'll accept you,
to.
very
serious
my
indeed]
most
mind
many
[He
I have
in my
scandalous, the that
ever
hangman. with
such
den Rams-
is that, Mr
of my
Octavius.
cloth]
common
soil my
marry
not.
course
happiness
drawback
which
say
blackguardly book
most
to
drawback.
rather
in red
her
when
suddenlybecomes
I'll tell you,
infamous,
would
"Father
It's
she
ask
of
:
great
.
the
Do
reason
a
as
always
her
But
as
need
shan't
[here he
great
I should
ramsden.
the
you
[anxiously]What
octavius
most
men
else.
anyone
although have
book
of
Ramsden.
it, Mr
merits, it will be
ask
ramsden.
a
to too
her.
to
like it."
certainlycouldn't.
you
father's
never
?
It's
I couldn't
you'llask her, won't you ? octavius [with sad gaiety] At
you
You're
wish
told
Well, perhaps not.
own
your
boy
his back
wonderfully
a
sacred
own
it.
often
I have
father
her
No
"
big
a
of discretion, I don't
wouldn't
[shakinghis head]
ramsden.
shall
reason
being
not
she's
be
years
doing
Mother
her.
to
given
not
or
"
or
fault in
because
on
to
the real value
would
up
once
ever
to,"
octavius
that.
She
for herself.
think
me
for
me
about
know
she
father's wish
Her
has
me
almost to
does
doing anything
for
have
plantinghimself with boy, nonsense! my
that since she grew
know
you
would
Besides, [More seriously]
?
ambitious.
not
and
\_getting up
age
of
5
kind.
some
What
her
is
she
me
being ashamed
of
modest.
if he
married
fireplace]Nonsense,
the
Superman
incomplete
if she
ramsden
at
and
takes
drawbacks
?
from the
table
hand
a
most
mischievous,
of the
copy
escaped burning I have
not
filth ; but
read
:
read
I have
The title is quite enough say of it. Revolutionist's and Handbook it]. The
it
at
for
me.
I
6
my
relieved, he
Then, somewhat him
addresses
said you
were
a
because ask
there
as
friends
your Tanner
could
her
only
was
boy
a
laughed
at, like
Tanner
is
a
while
of
his
have
no
that
the
he
doubt
more
will
I
[Forcibly]Now have
won't
of
out
regard It's
Tanner. are
Annie
not
going
you
But
octavius.
his
opinions her
knew
ramsden
her
are,
dear
have
that
in
it's
not
But
now
And
woman.
the
exact
with
be
to
terms
me
and
;
I
you're sittingthere
for
such
name
Tanner
head.
and
trustee
once
you,
fair:
guardian. and
all, I can't
positionthat she the intimacy of this right: it's not kind.
I
must,
a
fellow What
it ? herself
will
he
from
something
over
Annie's
you,
Ann
it
has
always
[out of patience]That
parents.
As
I
about
man
alive, that
man
grown
and
;
told be
that
Jack
welcome
whatever
because
he
father.
[He
starts
in whose
off like
a
girl'smad
about
her
goaded
in the
direction
ox
expression there is he speaks he fumes down to Herbert
of John Bright, him.
than
suffer
do
to
a
I
were
This
was
This
him
But
You
door.
yet know
as
talked
placed
for
Annie
me
by
you.
father
child's
a
often
tell
her
on
don't
appoints
was
lived there
opinions were
hat
We
gone. will ; but
the
mine.
not
and
man
grown
stand
to
You
from
man
almost account your Annie by her Christian
his
:
man's
a
is
father
her
him
to
Octavius,
on
addresses
do. Well, you father's business,
to
circumstances.
house.
there
out
the table.
that this
feel bound
turned
freelyas
was
to
be
not
He
his childhood. as
friend's
on
impressivegravity] friend was right when
I know
you
Jack
.
dead
my lad.
altered
the
and
in
was
that
in my
son
a
with
boyish friendshipbetween
a
was
consider
to
you
treated
the
of
call him
past the table
comes
generous and that
schoolfellow,
your
I
"
close quarters
at
Octavius, I know
Now,
Member
For goodness' sake, don't [testily] roof [he throws the book violently down
ramsden
and
M.I.R.C.,
But Jack [smiling"]
octavius
under
Act
Class.
Rich
Idle
Superman
By John Tanner,
Companion.
he
and
Man
no
duty
sympathyfor Spencer, who
Act
Man
I
still
him
receives
limits
and
Superman
coldly]. Excuse
more
are
not
man. bigoted or prejudiced
a
to
Roebuck
Ramsden
have
handles
got
their
to
Church
the
to
lost
chance
But
I draw
sort
of
have
to
I
If
learn
and
must
so
Mr
maid.
the
octavius.
Jack !
[hurt] I
Whitefield
Ramsden' octavius see
s
feelingsare
with
here.
guardian, she
will
Love
won't
I
Tanner
John
it:
have
servant] Ssh
see
the
! Well
t
sir.
you,
call
Tanner
sorry
me!
on
!
not
with
Miss
the
at
Miss
Say
I
friend
my
ask
out
to
[The parlormaidgoes to
He
!
to
with
out.
suppressed fury]
good enough
be out
him
turn
;
Ramsden
and
must
pieces of impertinence I hope you like them. "
sir.
Ramsden.
Jack, Mr
I fortified position].
A
stairs upcame
Robinson,
Miss
"
manners,
Annie
a
Ramsden.
like
his words
Tanner
Mr
He's
beyondwords. only
even
door, sir.
and
Ann
if it's
him,
confounded
Anarchist
turning
are
you
very
as fireplace,
him
to
That's [grinning]
upstairsand
are
and
[hammering
ramsden
all the
am
drawingroom
the
must
Mr
[calmly]He's
maid
Mrs
the
opinions.
like that.
door
your
in
to
I
him.
see
down
and
!
dare
How
octavius
Go
truckling
were
that
me.
the
to
wishes
Tanner
Mr
the
attention
Tanner
ramsden.
ramsden.
You
for
and
Free
forbid
must
stood
"
his [calling
ramsden
with
to
less
you.
But
octavius.
from
duty
a
plain
Whitefield
Annie's
be
She
it.
and
am
done
advanced
our
I
parlormaidreturns.
The
cannot
has
they
but
am
I have
aristocracy.
to
am
she
have
not ;
I
that
while
Anarchism
at
have
because
through
chance
line
the
the
to
after
thing.
will
house
and
that I
who
names,
that
know
know
men
conscience
equalityand libertyof
You
You
other
when
Octavius;
me,
toleration.
social
there
7
to
step
returns
of say^that
well, if these And
Annie
[he chokes] .
octavius.
Yes:
that's what
surprisesme.
He's
so
des-
8
Man
peratelyafraid
of
and
Superman There
Ann.
I
Act be
must
something
the
matter.
Mr is
too
But
John
be
to
young
described
simply as
the
is not
of
effecthe
big
a
that middle
has still some
He
category.
the door and
suddenly opens
alreadyplain
it is
fulness
Tanner
at
:
his
ofyouth ;
frock
beard.
a
him
life will find
the slimness
aims
with
man
He
enters.
in that
but
would
coat
youthbefita
high chested carriage of the prime minister ; and a certain shoulders,a loftypose of the head, and the Olympian majesty with
which
hair
is thrown
rather
than
excitable
mane,
a
rather
or
back
imposing brow, suggest Jupiter is prodigiously fiuent of speech,restless,
from He
Apollo.
an
the
{mark
everything he a
wide
too
eye,
open) possiblya ,
carefullydressed, not from vanity that of the importance of finery,but from a sense
He
resist
cannot
the restless blue
and
snorting nostril of an inch just the thirty-secondtk little mad.
colored
hazel
huge wisp, of
a
the
is
does which
other
him
leads
make
to
as
much
of paying
or laying a foundaof getting married tion A stone, sensitive, susceptible, exaggerative, earnest a of megalomaniac, who would be lost without a sense :
call
man
as
do
men
humor.
abeyance. To say that he is excited is nothing: all his moods are ment. phases of exciteHe is now in the panic-stricken phase ; and he walks as if with the fixed intention of shooting straightup to Ramsden him on his own hearthrug. But what he pullsfrom his breast he thrusts which but a foolscapdocument pocket is not a pistol, Just
under
this
present the
at
the
indignant
tanner.
Ramsden
ramsden
\Joftily\No,
tanner.
It's
copy
Ramsden
do
know
you
he
exclaims
what
that
as
"
is ?
sir. of
Whitefield's
will.
Ann
got
it
When
you
say
Ann,
you
mean,
I
presume,
Whitefield. tanner.
now,
a
:
is in
morning. ramsden.
Miss
of
nose
humor
of
sense
Heaven octavius
I
mean
our
help me,
Ann, my
Ann,
your Ann
\jising, very pale~\
Tavy's Ann,
! What
do
you
mean
?
and
appointed Ann's
is
Superman
I belie ve [coolly"]
ramsden
You
tanner.
You
!
9
[He holds up the will~\. Do guardian by this will ?
Mean!
tanner.
who
and
Man
I
Act
I
and
know
you
am.
I,
I !!!
I !!
I !
man.
[He flings the will down on the writing table]. You ! Impossible. ramsden. self It's only too tanner. hideouslytrue. [He throws himof it someinto Octavius's out how. : chair] Ramsden get me
Both
of
!
us
.
don't
You
Ann
know
well
as
She'll
I do.
as
and can respectablewoman ; of the them by saying that it was everyone guardians. She'll put everythingon us; and control her than a no more over couple of mice wouldn't octavius. Jack : I wish you crime
every
about
a
chap's in love with her: complication. Well, she'll either jilthim and This
of
him,
tell you,
this
approve
fallen
on
a
friend
most
of my me
would to
as
It's all
He
told a
tanner.
of
me
fool I
and
shall have
we over
cat.
a
like
talk
that
another
that's I
say
didn't
temperament.
will, sir. I
me
own
doing
such with
[His
"
old
that my of
want
a
the
to
goes
believe
cannot
shewn
have
[He
my
with
combine young
:
that's
fidence con-
countenance
day that you were began arguing with under
the
irony be Ann's guardian; the follyof about
to
one
the horrible
him
of
control
[stupended] My ideas obsolete Totally. I had just finished Government by the Greyhaired and
arguments
a
that
associate
woman young obsolete ideas.
ramsden
to
her
ordered her to. say you that has ever staggeringblow
and
age see
leaving a
of
of
.
like
Down
wish
reads]
tanner.
with
justify
and
picks it up].
and
me
he
falls as of it.
is the
Whiteiield in
him
marry
Let table
writing
or
man
ramsden.
and
she'll
Ann.
tanner.
I
commit
the
illustrations.
experience
one.
alter his will
Hang "
me
of
an
if he
it's dated
an
;
old
hand
with
only
a
I
and
proper
me
called
essay
the
take
man
!!!!!!!
I said
didn't
old
an
was
full
thing was the vitality at
my
fortnightafter
word that
Man
i o
conversation
Superman
appointing
"
ramsden
[paleand
tanner.
What's
the
from
way
course
she's
people
who
time
only
being
the
at
I
with
ought law
the
with me,
I
can't
do
control likes.
she
Yes
tanner.
say
and
she
that I
whether You
constrictor
she
hold
when
refuse
father's
he
This
ramsden. octavius.
I refused
but
sort
know
the
I love
her
All
she
me
much
as
you.
wishes to
up
sacred
are
me
the
accept
does
that ? what
to
say
/
her
as
her,
to
guardian !
Refuse
not.
of
embraces
boa
a
Octavius
to a
to
Jack. him, but
console
didn't
guardian, why
young
?
!
why
I will
myself be spoke to her
let
He
Ah
on
character.
my
neck. your kind to me, of talk is not
[risingand going lamenting^ If he wanted
appoint Tavy
She
?
it gets round
once
tanner
still
orphan.
an
guardianship.
or responsibility
to
about
responsibilities of
the
accept
look
latest
husband.
will she
the
is
moral
it jointlywith
what
face
talk
compromise
be her to
ironclad
expense
can
well
the
conscience.
her
the
at
the
father's
That's
She
no
all
up
her
in
of
expect
danger is she in popular sentiment
and
refuse to
well
as
octavius.
has
money
as
and
to
care
might
she
Just that her shall always
it ?
to
;
;
and
can
certainlyrefuse
shall
What
likes
might
You
!
load
to
her;
I
ramsden.
she
side
she
as
her.
her
by
is
by
that
waves.
fair,Jack.
not
plenty of
me
and
on
to
and
winds
stand
her
on
has
she
wants
is
Stand
tanner.
side ;
of the
mercy
an
act.
refusingall
can't
house
now.
hearing
to
saying
on
she
the
her
It's like
This
you
has
!
that
to
been
I've
keeps
and
;
about
much
octavius.
And
orphan glad to come
orphan
Ann
but
;
shall refuse
of that?
good
the
an
were
An
determined"^ I
Richmond
trouble
to
game.
to
joint guardian
as
me
Act
!
you
as
and
indeed
tell you.
He
sounded
because
I loved
her.
trust
forced
on
about
it
her, Mr
?
her ;
Ramsden
as
and ;
a
I had
guardian by
she
said
and
Jack knows
I
about
me
was
father.
right. it
;
right
no
her
it
too.
You H
loved
Jack
ramsden.
it under
made
You
tanner.
He
influence.
octavius
He
too
was
face
Whitefield You
the
to
her
wall] in
was
.
his
admitted
have
you
two
well
obliged to
thousand
Tavy
five hundred for
dowry
a
for
me
his
sister
himself.
Xhis
tears
good
to
I can't
flowing afre sh~\ Oh,
take it.
us.
won't
Ha
ramsden.
He
tanner.
morals,
good
for
boy,
it, my
get
if Ramsden
upsets
got
a
cleft stick.
nothing but the charge of I have already more money
me
that
that he
had
[grimly]I admit that. and coming from [rising
his
That
in
me
shews
Ann's than
his wits about
him,
man
refuge by thewall~\
prejudicedagainstJack. He of honor, and incapableof abusing ill. I am Don't, Tavy : you'llmake me not a honor I am struck down a : man by a dead hand.
Ramsden
I think
:
are
you
"
tanner.
of
Tavy
have
it ?
octavius
man
You
see.
leaves
me.
ramsden
Mr
! I
ground
the
on
doesn't
a
boa
a
will.
the
is
pretty
leaves
for
You
tanner.
is
He
five thousand
and
be
to
leaves
trouble.
your
to
influence.
your
ought
his
will.
that
made
he
her
might dislike
I
turns
that
believe
not
when
right senses that he
do
1 1
compare much
the busts and
between
I
not
however
in his presence,
[he sits down
Superman
I would
woman,
a
constrictor
.my for
and
Man
I
Act
:
must
you
hands.
I had
And
set
after
heart
my
Jack,
Oh,
octavius.
her
marry
all and
saving
on
talk of
you
take you
saving
her
off
my
from
her
!
from
me
my
highest happiness. Yes,
tanner.
the
a
first half hour's
last my penny. bear it alive could with
waste
someone
than
listen and
happiness. If it were only happiness,Tavy, I would buy it for you But a lifetime of happiness ! No man it would
be
hell
sir. Stuff", [violently]
ramsden
table
:
lifetime of
else's to
your
resumes
time
:
fooleries his
seat] .
I
have
on
Talk
earth. sense
something
[he positivelykicks
else go and better to do
; or
his way
to
his
Man
1 2
You
tanner.
later than
hear
Tavy
We
Not
!
Act idea in his head
an
leave Ann
can't
I
with
other
no
to.
turn
I
ramsden.
Superman
him,
eighteensixty.
guardian to and
and
of your
proud
am
Your
opinions,sir.
own
for my character forth in that book, I
contempt set
are
believe.
[eagerlygoing
tanner
What
!
book
my
do
Do
ramsden.
lady who dispose of
about
to
shall do the
into
so
with
now,
waste
You
tanner.
However,
that
saves
.
such
vehemence
manners
between to
do
I
ramsden.
consulted
in
and
woman,
and :
[hotly\I
ramsden
she'll
more,
put
Tavy
is
the
to
You the
Qff
have
But
way.
shall
wishes she
to
want
know
is
be
only
feel
you
am
you,
if it
us
wards to-
turns
And
she likes.
her
to
do
it
badly.
out
;
and
So,
as
"
Jack.
not,
lie, Tavy
advise
to
us
drawingroom with
a
that.
at
how
just exactlywhat
her
see
tanner.
do.
don't
on
[/^y^] I
to
sits down
inexperienced woman begin to pity you.
force
blame
longing
from
myself.
*
octavius
down
I
will do
Ann
tanner.
she'll
.
Tanner.
Mr
me,
head~\
herself may
Annie's
that
reasonable
Ramsden
tanner.
what's
intend
young
a
book
?
matter
every
I
this will ?
Ann
forgettingthat
quite
was
Tanner
his
[He
about
Arn't in this
I
I have
us.
octavius.
wishes
at
than
ramsden.
some
by
me
that
being thrown
it is
more
no
we
sent
views.
your
suggestion? May Certainly,Octavius.
octavius.
us
with
ceremony intend you I make a
do
What
again\
your
have
been
Octavius
impressionthat
the
book, sir ?
a
interruptedme. permission. [He throws the
basket
paper
recoils under
it when
such
It has
admire
to
seems
got
it ?
buy
you
You've
.
read
buy it,sir.
not
foolish
some
of it ?
I would
suppose why did
I did
ramsden.
le~\What!
tab
think
you
you
Then
tanner.
the
to
:
are. you ask her and
Tavy,
and
So what
fetch her.
let's have she
her
intends
[Tavy
turns
go"].
to
and
Man
I
Act
don't
And
be
Superman
myself and Ramsden painful [Ramsden compresses
[He
serious. ramsden
wholly
of we
of
ashamed
are
Ramsden,
of
Good
of
about
ride
to
of
instead
as
dear
Lord, my
coachman
a
of
incomes,
our
instead
horse
one
not can-
experience, just
our
hansom
I
even
is real
walk, ashamed
keeping
the
atmosphere
an
relatives,of
skins.
a
instead
groom-gardener
The
not
are
you
Yet
live in
our
to
hire
:
everything that
naked
our
to
carriage,ashamed a
of
ashamed
are
ashamed
omnibus,
We
opinions,of
our
of
we
He's
Tanner
it,Ramsden.
ourselves, of
accents,
our
nothing],
met.
ever
shame. ashamed
of
ashamed
;
I have
person
are
says
rather
.
conquer
We
shame.
interval
Ramsden.
Mr
3
tween relations be-
the
lips,but
him,
I know [seriously]
tanner
us
bis
make
out] Mr [very deliberately] goes
impudent
most
will
mind
Never
octavius.
strained
for the
long;
1
in
an
keeping
of
and
two
and
a
footman.
is ashamed of, the more things a man able respecthe is. ashamed book, to buy my Why, you're ashamed it : the only thing you're not ashamed of is to judge to read for it without that only means me having read it and even that you're ashamed heterodox have to opinions. Look at the effect I produce because fairygodmother withheld my from I have this giftof shame. me possiblevirtue every more
,
that
a
man
I
ramsden.
to
that as
ashamed
of
I havn't
sober
and and
I
myself. that
I
was
honest
: a
an
pose
most
any
man
British
narrowness
You
his
; as
advanced
an
I
yourself. think
you
You
I
don't
well perfectly
ought mean
that
I
truthful
yourself, as
am
sonally, per-
and politically sensitive to
treat
morally. point] I deny that. me
public.
I detest
demand
the
advanced man
of
virtues.
as
truthful
or
is that
know
citizen
well
so
that my
you
more
you of the
its
scorn
got them
allow
member
mere
think
talkingabout
[touchedon
not
"
by
mean
you
much
ramsden
I will
except
glad you
am
All
tanner.
be
have
can
before
man.
you
as
if I
its
prejudices ;
right Let were
to
were
think
me
born.
a
for
tell you
I knew
tanner.
I
ramsden.
to
and
Man
14
prove
am
have
advanced
more
was
long
a
advanced
as
I
that
it
Superman
I
ever
ago. I was.
ever
as
hauled
ever
than
time
Act
down I
was.
I
defy flag. I
the
you am
advanced
more
grow
I
day.
every
!
Polonius
ramsden.
No
tanner.
you've
advanced
More
tanner.
:
I
When
character.
want
you
the
your to
of
notion
give
me
fit
have
your
what
is
Thief, liar, forger, Not
?
fall back
of
one
these
deficiencyin shame. Well, I admit it. I even congratulate myself; for of my real self,I should ashamed if I were cut as stupida Cultivate little impua figureas any of the rest of you. dence, will become and Ramsden quite a remarkable ; you
names
You
of
piece
a
uprightman,
ask
you
suppose.
impudent person a thoroughly bad
most
yourself,as a just and the worst can fairlysay of me. you adulterer, perjurer, glutton, drunkard
mind,
I
Hamlet,
are
you
only
That's
met.
ever
So
am
Polonius.
in years,
me.
to
on
my
man.
I have
ramsden.
You
tanner.
Bless
you,
know
that
machine
I
"
have
knew
desire
no
that
I
when
put
a
for
that
would
ansv/er
of matches
box
a
no
will
come
the
slot
anything else. Ramsden The crushing retort for which his forces is lost for ever collecting ; for at Ann Miss with returns Whitefield and ashamed
Ramsden
to
as
of
out
come
in
penny
of
sort
:
an
you
notoriety. well
I
as
automatic would
be
say
springs up
and
hurries
to
has this
point
her
the door
been
Octavius
mother
to
visibly
receive
and
;
them.
good-lookingor not depends upon your taste ; she To Octavius also and perhaps chiefly on your age and sex. in whose is en enchantinglybeautiful woman, presence the and the puny limits of individual world becomes transfigured, consciousness are suddenly made infiniteby a mystic memory Whether
Ann
of the whole even
back
to
is
life of the the
realityof romance,
race
to
its
paradisefrom which the inner good sense
beginnings in the it fell. She
of nonsense,
east,
is to him
or
the
the unveil-
Man
I
Act
ing of
his eyes, the
place and
1
soul, the abolition
bis
etherealization
the
his
of
5
of time, blood
into
the revelation of lifeitself, very water the sanctif cation the mysteriesand of all the dogmas.
all
To
Superman
freeing of
circumstance,
of the
rapturous rivers
of
and
mother
her
whatever in any
way
creature
',
she is, to put
of
the
kind.
ridiculous as
far
it
that
Not
goes
;
graceful, and comely, with ensnaring instead of making herselfan eyesore, devised
a
mourning
Ann
she
and
is
is
formed perfectlyladylike, is
a
well
eyes and
hair.
like her
mother, she has
Besides,
violet silk which
and
of black
costume
admiration
Octavius's
discreditable.
or
that
as
ing nothmoderatelyas possible,
as
does
father and reveals the family tradition such store. sets by which Ramsden unconventionality
honor
to
brave But
her
late
all this is beside
point
as
.
explanation of Ann*
an
s
replaceher black and violet confectionby the apron and feathers of a flower girl,strike all the aitches out of her speech,and Ann would still make dream. is as common men as humanity; but, like Vitality rises to genius ; and Ann is one humanity, it sometimes of the Not at all, if you please,an oversexed vital geniuses. person : She is a perfectly that is a vital defect,not a true spectable, reexcess. and looks it ; though perfectlyself-controlled woman, her pose is fashionablyfrank and impulsive. She inspiresconfidence will do nothing she does not mean to a as person who do ; also some who will probably do fear, perhaps, as a woman to do without account everythingshe means taking more of other peoplethan may be necessary and what she calls right. In short, charm.
what
up her
the
of
Turn
the
weaker
of
nose,
her
own
Nothing can be more by Ramsden, whom would be gratifiedalmost men
{except Tanner,
who
give
sex
decorous
she to
a
cast
to
sometimes
than
kisses.
her
The
impatience by
her
eye,
call
a
entry and late
the
Mr
cat.
her
tion recep-
Whitefield
longfaces of
is fidgety),the silent
the
handgrasps,the
sympatheticplacing of chairs, the sniffingof the widow, and the liquid eye of the daughter, whose heart, apparently,will not let her control her tongue to speech. Ramsden and Octavius take
the
two
chairs
ladies; but Ann
comes
from to
the wall, and Tanner
and
place them for the takes
his chair, which
two
he
1
Man
6
offerswith
and
and
has
the
on
indecorum.
Ann,
next
muddled
the
looks like
vacant
is
way,
Whitejield a
chair
straw
on
an
zvhich
one
Herbert
She
egg.
has
Ramsden
Spencer. whose faded
little woman,
a
tion irritawith
of the effigy of Mr the
I
writing tahle
Mrs
gives
himself takes
the
of
comer
Octavius
placed under the nose Mrs Whitefield,by
flaxen hair
Act
bis brusque gesture, subsequently relievifig
a
by sitting down studied
Superman
expressionof
an
squeak of protest in her voice, and an odd air of continually elbowing away some larger person who One is crushing her into a corner. of those guesses her as one shrewdness,
who
women
of being treated
conscious
are
who, without
and
a
having strengthenough submit
at never effectually, any rate touch of chivalryin Octavius'
his whole
whilst
Ramsden
I
solemnlyback
at
sad
a
time
will has
am
like the
raised
a
his
to
There
fate.
her,
to
magisterial seat force
to
But
serious
is
a
even
the
at
opens the proceedings.
and
present.
very
themselves
assert
Ann.
Annie,
sorry,
their
to
by
writing table, ignoring Tanner, ramsden.
to
's scrupulous attention
soul is absorbed
goes
sillyand negligible,
as
your
business dear
poor
You
question.
on
you
father's
read
have
it,
I believe?
assents with
Ann
nod
a
and
a
catch
of her breath,
much
too
affectedto speak. I as
must
I
say
joint guardian
Rhoda.
[A
and
They
pause.
objection nature
agreed
I
we am
but no can
afraid
I
Mr
Tanner
do
not
doubt decide I
know
speak
;
that
I
and
you
they have
but
the
ruffledby
little
of
myself
all look portentous a
named
Tanner
Mr
lack
of any
consent
can
to
has, I understand,
profess for
shall have
to
himself.
ask
But
we
know
we
you
some
its
understand
to
nothing until
act
to
are
your
choose
tween be-
for guardianship and that of Mr Tanner ; undertake is impossible for us to a joint arrangement. \jn a low musical voice~\Mamma my
mrs
;
will
that
views.
ann
also
he
:
fear it
conditions.
such
with
trustee
Ramsden, nothing to say. response, continues^I don't under
find
surprised to
am
sole
"
whitefield
Now, [hastily~\
Ann,
I do
beg
you
not
I
put it
to
I
Man
I
Act
I have
me.
on
whatever
with
Tanner
bad
{resumingin
some
help
and
I
woman
should
you
Rhoda
older, I do
though
am
agree
Ramsden,
her
have
who
without
unmarried
young
guidance. intend
you
and
guardian ;
a
any
own
Do
!
Rhoda
and
me
think
not
quite to with me, Granny ? [starting]Granny
tanner
quite
am
best.
fixedlyat
must
left
be
I
to.
if
gentlevoice, ignoringher mother's that she is not strong enough to
same
advice.
and
subject;
communication.
mute
for responsibility
whole
the
the
think
looks
this
knows
taste]Mamma
bear
and
receive
attended
be
three
you
17
the
opinion on
no
his head
turns
angrilyrefusesto ann
Superman
probably not
had, it would
content
and
I
hope
call your
to
? guardiansGranny Don't'be Ramsden has always foolish,Jack. Mr ann. I am been me to Grandpapa Roebuck : Granny's Annie; I and he is Annie's him I christened when so Granny. firstlearned to speak. I hope [sarcastically]
ramsden
Tanner.
Go
Well, if
ann.
anybody
whom
it. for
is
not
My
for
father
Of I should
It is what credit.
it does
But
Let me you think. discover that I had not
was
Would
dear
appointedfor
father
approve
you. I
n
set
aside
?
me
of
your
father's
to
me
loved
me
I
disapprove.
or approve and knew
best
what
was
me.
ramsden.
I
to
am
quite agree with have a guardian, c a I
?
It
ann.
that
:
[bitinghis lip] You
choice, then
good
I
my
ramsden
accept
Annie
on,
satisfied, Mr
are
you
you
the
expected
have not
put been man
still consider
understand
I
course
settle the a
to
case
of
you
poor
it
right
and
question
you
completely you
I
father
took
should
be
me
as
to
were
action disgraceful
dear that
it does
Suppose
some
your
;
so
you.
guilty of
feeling,Annie.
your
"
for !
Rhoda'
s
guardian? ann.
Granny.
I
can't
imagine
you
doing anything disgraceful,
1
8
Man
sort, have
you
mrs
affectionate hard
to
the
put
these
the
it ? to
guardian;
your
that
it
Ann
sake
quite
withdraw.
the
Say
[vehemently]
ramsden
positivelyforbid with
the table
Of
ann.
the
fistand
siders con-
wouldn't
alone
and
make
to
me
basket
at
that
and
once
am
and
to
book,
be
fishingthe
decide.
guardian,I
your
Annie.
[He
smites
rises] .
don't
wish
is
forbid
it.
[She
puts the
table], Jf
guardian
one
guardian's book, I
He
book, Jack.
If I
if you
not
course
tanner.
other
his
it
read
to
you
he
fit to
I will.
your
read
him.
not
thinks
the waste-paper
Then
for her]
out
it is
disgracefulaction it's duty for your
act
and
;
read
[divingat
tanner
on
word
I havn't
But
ann.
to
am
book,
my is the
He
him
ask
with
agree
book
I
thinks
read
had
father
to
that
putting the
not
are
Ramsden
That appointed me. been has talkingabout.
Rhoda's
family matters fairlybefore you.
yourself,then.
:
I
and
if your
full of natural
so
them.
J will.
tanner.
book
suppose like me
not
both
are
friend, you
[sulkily]Put
ramsden
book
would
You
situation
fairlybefore
situation
order
to
you
how
read
to
are
it !
What
you
would
read
the
settle it ?
to
we
to
you
about
your
Suppose duty to
?
[gently] I
ann me
Mamma
feelingin
Besides, my
tanner.
me
Granny,
see,
[much perplexed]
ramsden
he
anything of
it.
suppose
have
done
I
?
You
ann.
be
havn't
Act
[indignantly]No sir. whitefield [placidly] Well, then, why
ramsden
very
Superman You
[to Ramsden]
tanner
and
and
into
as
make dilemma
a
sure
painfuldilemma,
a
I
said, quite natural
choice as
one
you.
way
or
never
purposely force
Jack.
Yes, [irritably]
ramsden
and,
am
yes, Annie and
the
:
this is all very But
becoming.
other.
We
are
as
you much
well, must
in
a
I feel that
ann.
must
I
Granny
am
No Tanner
I
:
carry them should put the
you
people are
that
me
out sponsibility re-
always
this world.
take
it in that way. refuse to accept
you you
said
never
me
as
your
that.
I
greatlyobjectto
act
all.
that's
:
Why
whitefield.
mrs
to
me.
?
ramsden.
Mr
that
to
won't
men
seems
sorry [touchingly]Do
ann
two
people in
other
putting things on
ward,
It
Ann.
on
sacred
19 inexperienced,to
too
young, are
you hard
it is rather
say
ramsden.
too
am
If
whitefield.
mrs
with
I
Superman
father's wishes
My
decide.
I
and
Man
I
Act
What's
?
the
with
matter
poor
Jack ?
advanced has made
not.
are
to
accept
as
me
ward,
your
?
you
I
[gloomily]No. face it. [He
must
I let turns
in for it ;
myself
the
to
away
I suppose
so
bookcase,and
moodilystudyingthe titles of the volumes] [risingand expanding with subdued but gushing
there ;
stands ann
.
Then be
carried
to
are
we
!
mother
my
advise
And
And
.
mother
agreed don't
[She goes I
shall
[She
me.
shoulder]
all You
out.
hands, saying] and
refuse
don't
You
sorrow.
tanner
and
I
deny it. What Of course ! Nobody is more nonsense not. I am it is Jack himself who than sure Granny. all the difficulty.Come, Jack ! be kind to me in
ann.
to
for him.
advanced
too
are
[indignantly]They
ramsden
my do
views
My
tanner.
Jack
know
dear
my what
a
Ramsden
to
have
casts
the
and
;
my
glance
a
Killer.
Giant
s
that
is
joy
and
dear
father'
Tanner
at
will is to
presses both
Granny
[She goes
to over
light] de-
me
his
help her
past her
Octavius] And Jack's inseparablefriend Ricky ticky-tavy[he blushes and looks inexpressibly foolish], mrs whitefield [risingand shaking 'her widow* s weeds that you are Ann's straight] Now guardian, Mr Ramsden, to
I wish
people moves
would you nicknames.
towards
the
speak They
door] .
to
her
can't
be
about
her
habit
expected to
of
like it.
-
giving
[She
Man
20
How
ann.
with
can
and you
Superman
say such
affectionateremorse] Oh,
Have
I been
inconsiderate his
sitting astride Putting her
hand
Do Must
I call
his
on
want
you
.
chair
Mr
you
thing, Mamma!
a
I wonder
his
with
be
to
elbows
treated
Robinson
in future
a
right!
Octavius, who the
on
like
be
you
turn's his
she
forehead
to
I
[Glowing
can
[She turns
?
Act
back
of
face up
grown
is it.
denly^ sud?
man
up
?
pleasecall me Ricky-ticky-tavy. "Mr hurt me Robinson" would cruelly. [She laughs and back to Ramsden],. pats his cheek with her finger ; then comes I'm You know beginning to think that Granny is rather a dreamt of its hurting you. pieceof impertinence. But I never he pats her the\ ramsden as on [breezily, affectionately I insist on Granny. "I back] My dear Annie, nonsense. other name than Annie's won't to any answer Granny. ann [gratefully]You all spoilme, except Jack. tanner [over his shoulder, from the bookcase] I think Mr Tanner. ought to call me you ann [gently] No you don't, Jack. That's like the things shock know to people : those who say on you purpose you
[earnestly]Oh
octavius
attention
no
pay
famous
after your
ann
Juan.
! harm
is there
Then
that. you of something else ?
Jack
I I
until
certainlywon't for Heaven's
I
worse.
think
can
Oh,
tanner.
capitulate.
endeth
Here
Jack.
Juan
like, I'll call you
[innocently]Oh,
know. you
Don
ancestor
Don
ramsden.
But, if you
them.
to
any call
sake I
consent
first and
my
don't to
last
I didn't
in it ?
try
I call
May invent
to
thing anyI embrace
Jack.
attempt
to
assert
my
authority. ann.
You
mrs
whitefield.
see,
Mamma,
they
all
reallylike
to
have
pet
names.
them
until ann
you
out
are
we
of
I
me,
mother
emotion] .
think
you
might
at
least
drop
mourning. ?
the
soul] Oh, [She hastilyleaves the
stricken [reproachfully,
remind her
Well,
to
how
could
room
to
ceal con-
Man
I
Act
and Of
whitefield.
mrs
Superman
follows Ann\. tanner [coming from beated
smashed
"
the
nonentitized, like her
"
[He follows
world
with
Octavius,
want
to
alone [left
him"]Tavy
:
do
[She we*
:
re
mother.
Whitefieldout
Mrs
of
you
I
write
to
want
Ann
Yes
in
something
all
is
Heaven
she'll marry
the
octavius tanner.
Why,
Ricky ;
Bite
man,
Two,
if
but
right;
half swallowed
as
poet
a
I
:
?
it. The
Tavy.
you. [sighing]No
are
something
heroine
the
as
care,
heroine
for
count
I confess
:
Take
tanner.
you
for
count
play.
great
a
octavius.
to
want
With
tanner.
you
whimsically at
stares
?
octavius.
you're
the
as
careful, by
very
luck, Jack !
such
is in the lioness's mouth
head
your
not
Ann
with
play
in three bites already Ticky ; Bite Three, Tavy "
Bite
"
One,
and
;
:
down
go. She
octavius.
her
know
ways. Yes
tanner.
stroke
of
she
?
eat
her
about I do
her
want
so
because
everybody's back question is, which
the
:
her
to
eat
she
me
that I
the
that's
makes
Yes,
tanner.
you
it's
not
of
h
e
devilish
will
with of
us
the
will
think
that But
brutalities
your
destruction r
purpose
:
;
she
will hesitate
side
woman's
a
it's fulfilment. and
that
Nature's. She to
of
destruction.
own
your
but happiness nor yours, is a blind fury of creation.
you
bear
can
her
do
you
hope.
me
But
octavius.
woman
:
own
Tavy;
fascination
it :
but
;
everybody, Jack
to
same
breaks
she
:
paw
they give
tanner.
neither
is the
to eat opinion is that she means you. It's horrible talk like to [rising,pettishly^ when she is upstairscrying for her father.
My
octavius
to
!
usual
as
1
room~\. tanner
a
fault
Ramsden bookcase~\
the
Stuff, sir.
ramsden.
My
course.
2
purpose
is
Vitalityin
sacrifices herself
sacrifice you
?
Man
22
Why,
octavius.
she
that
and
will
it is
Superman
just because
sacrifice those
not
is
she
she
I
Act
self-sacrificing
loves.
is the
It profoundest of mistakes, Tavy. is the that sacrifice others women self-sacrificing most kind in unselfish, they are recklessly. Because they are little things. Because is not which a they have purpose That
tanner.
their is
own
purpose,
but
that
them
but
an
nothing
to
Don't
octavius.
tenderest
of
care
musician or
freedom
Can
the
of
father us
how
tremble but
;
pleasure enslave embodied
as
feeble
so
in
and
No
tanner.
your
own,
But
you,
the
the
like
most
artist
and
that
:
Nature
?
man
have
us
no
happy
?
of
purpose
breadwinner.
mere
have
is, you
unscrupulous
as
of
purpose
a
men,
a
selfish
man's
a
slaverymakes
all if you
at
an
a
if the
matter,
are,
follyas
enslave
for
They accuse pleasure; but
our
whole
but
is
and
danger, us,
away.
a
he
once
for
a
purpose
one
in
or
another?
when
to
rifle
any
to
not
are
means
can
Tavy, are absorbing
as
mere
as
matter
and
tears
transient
woman
What
octavius.
a
woman
a
a
take
his us
are
we
breeding thrown
treating them can
them
when
the
of
care
from
escape
son's
a
man
a
purpose.
They
they allow they lend us
Will
?
man
die
we
that
Jack.
takes
do
But
They
wasted,
of
soldier
a
own
strongest
when
weep
as
our
appropriated?
universe,
of
instrument
ungenerous,
his violin.
of
whole
the
us.
Yes,
tanner.
be
of
as
a
pose pur-
woman's
a
purpose.
Not
unscrupulous. Quite unscrupulous.
octavius.
tanner.
his wife for
his
living at To
his art.
into
gets
strip the inmost his
secrets,
to
he
women
mask
children
seventy,
intimate
deepest
reason,
his
starve,
of
sooner
is half
knowing
that
see
them
they
energies, to him
let
mother
drudge work than at anything but vivisector,half vampire. He from
convention
artist will
true
barefoot, his
with
relations
creative
make
go
The
them, have
rescue
visions
to
and
study them,
surprisetheir
to
the
to
power
him
dream
from
to
rouse
his
dreams,
cold to
inspirehim, them
blackens
ideal
make
to
that
child-bearing so
bad
husband.
wither
thousand
a
enable
him
write
to
For
philosophy! shew
ourselves
us
but
this
such creates
the
deadlier
moment
it is
"
noblest
issue
them
finer
picture, profounder
a
her
to
jot
a
to
woman
any
he
she
as
is
nothing
are
adds
human
is
to
as
him,
struggles there the
a-;
struggle Which
j
woman,
between
tween be-
shall And
them.
romanticist
your
and
it
they
cant,
if it of
out
the
Remember
grizzly bear
or
so
I don't
and
"
strugglesthat
deadliest
it for
admit
get
we
sincerer than
the
where
meant
Oh,
tanner.
the
love
if
I
did
cheek
know, not
love
food.
of
patted your chop. You
there
tiger will
she
octavius.
the
that
next
tim"
meet
you
a
Bengal tiger, Tavy.
a
I
octavius.
you
were
characters.
tanner.
from
is the
because, in
Even
octavius.
done
that
mother
of
creation
that
remorseless
the
and
sacrifice
surelyas to
as
another.
one
:
and
man
other?
is all the
way
of
rage
race
who
he
as
as
woman,
artist
the
up
the
the
treacherous
so
the
a
mir.d
new
In
and
;
the
minds
Our
dangerous horriblyfascinating.\ Of all
none
love
creates
men.
as
as
use
ourselves
of
known
artist's work
the
Tavy, reallyare.
ness tender-
child-robber, a
paint a play,
you,
we
knowledge new
ruthless
is
as
knowledge
and
mark
of
children.
been a
the
glorify
the
Perish
greater
a
poem,
has
and
pangs
her
to
is
better, to
and
himself
he
only
milk
the
her
right
they
reallymeans
her
at
cheat.
a
he
spare
:
if
Hamlet
act
scoff
artist
worse
women
deeper
a
is
that
mother's
for
of
belong
hypocrite and
a
the
have
may
he
But
blood-sucker,
to
steals
marriage began, the great
Since a
he
fosteringthat
and
whilst
purpose He
23
persuades women
printer'sink to He pretends to
with.
women
He
own
his.
it for
it
Superman
calls it.
for their
do
to
he
as
this
do
may
and
Man
I
Act
love, Jack.
as
it
if it
were
I should a
fixed
is
There
you.
I think
Jack,
make
is
no
love
loves
Ann a
have rule
that you nicely under
to not
run
to
away
mind
Man
24 anything things
you
Superman with
out
come
Act
I
perfectlyrevolting
sometimes.
followed by
returns,
their
air of former leisurely
of genuine
and,
concern,
between
comes
You
say.
Ramsden
with
and
the
two
They
A?in.
pullshimself up abruptly as he sees I hardly expected to ramsden.
of
part,
s
address
intending to
men,
quickly, grief changed to one
decorous
Ramsden1
on
in
come
He
worry.
Octavius, but
Tanner.
find
still here, Mr
you
Tanner. Am
tanner.
I
in
the
Good
?
way
fellow
morning,
the door], guardian \he goes towards ann. Stop, Jack. Granny: he must
know,
sooner
or
later. Octavius
ramsden.
for the
It is of
you.
Tanner
too,
present
I
Before
ramsden.
the
Do
sorry to say. whilst I explain?
have
your
sister,and
of
"
Jack.
finally,let
that
news
wish
you
from
secrets
no
decide
you
concerns
news
a
am
[turning pale] I
octavius
that
be
to
very serious piece of privateand delicate nature
most
painfulnature
most
Mr
the
I have
:
me
say it is terrible
that
news.
Violet!
octavius.
I
ramsden.
What
not
am
that
sure
Is she
happened?
has
it is
not
even
dead!
"
than
worse
that. Is she
octavius.
badly
hurt ?
Has
been
there
dent acci-
an
? ramsden. tanner.
tell
us
what
No
:
nothing
Ann
:
will
the
We
dreadful.
three
shall have
ramsden. am
afraid
the
I can't.
humanity
common
to
table and
fight it
Violet
get her
has done
to
out
between that
something
somewhere.
away
sits in Ramsden'
[enlightened]Is
octavius
Ramsden
to
men
sort.
is ?
matter
fluttersto the writing the
that
have
you
whispering\ \_half
ann
of
s
them~\. what
you
[She
ing chair, leav" .
meant,
Mr
?
Yes. there
is
[Octavius sinks no
doubt
that
upon
Violet
a
chair, crushed"].I
did
not
reallygo
to
Man
I
Act
weeks
three
Eastbourne
and
Superman when
ago
25 thought
we
she
was
called And she a on Parry Whitefields. strange doctor yesterday with a wedding ring on her finger. Mrs her there met by chance ; and so the Parry Whitefield the
with
whole
thing
out.
came
bis
[rising with
octavius
scoundrel
Who
fists clenched]
is
the
?
She
ann.
tell
won't
us.
into [collapsing
octavius
the chair
What
again]
a
ful fright-
thing !
[with
tanner
than
Worse
death,
Dreadful.
sarcasm"]
angry
Ramsden
as
Appalling.
[He
says.
to
comes
it would not give, Tavy, to turn Octavius]. What you into broken, or a railway accident, with all her bones something equally respectableand deserving of sympathy ? be brutal, Jack. Don't octavius. Good
Brutal!
tanner.
for ?
Here
is
Heavens,
what
man,
whom
are
you
all
supposed to be making bad color sketches, practisingGrieg and water and Brahms, gadding about to concerts parties,wasting her We life and her money. suddenly learn that she has turned from these sillinesses to the fulfilment of her highest purpose and function and to increase, multiply plenish regreatest crying
a
woman
we
"
the
And
earth.
and
rejoicing in completed womanhood "
are
Unto
us
you
"
for the and
dead
child
a
who
her
all
disgraced
as
instinct and
is born
as
the
instead
us
a
girl
son
as
merry faces
had
her
admiring
raising the
pullinglong if
of
;
unto
:
been
have
"
instead
of
the
crowning
triumphal is given,"
grigsin your and
courage
looking
committed
of
strain here
you
mourning ashamed
as
the
vilest of
crimes.
[roaring
ramsden
abominations table
with
uttered his
you
at
Violet
word
your now
?
in
rage]
I
will
house
[he
if you leave your
insult
my
'not
smites
have the
these
writing
fist]. Look
tanner.
with
here and
:
house.
me
again I'll Ann:
where
take is
26
Man Why
ann.
she
Of
wants
she
Are
?
tanner.
she
;
for
it from
get
:
you
her
to
going
am
wants
chance
every
likelyto
I
Superman going
you
course
money
wants
and
?
her.
to
child.
she
shall
She
and
respect her
I
Act
help ;
wants
congratulation; does
She from
not
seem
Where
me.
is
she?
! Under
miserable
your
duty,
Cleanse
street.
the
She's
headstrong, Jack.
so
What
tanner.
do
be
Don't
ann.
Ramsden's
Hunt from
roof!
her her
Ramsden.
[Turning
her.
to
driven
to
run
for
for
I
Mr
away,
anxious
help
to
sir, impute
you,
to
that.
house.
your
against it.
protest
cab.
a
her
save
such I
from
am
being
protection.
principles.
his
to
dare
the
contamination.
only too
am
last penny
my
you
I
?
me
It's [subsiding"]
tanner
up
down
put
to
to
to
come
How
Tanner]
on
intentions
monstrous
ready
right to
no
and
into
your
But [indignantly]
ramsden
act
had
She
Go
out
I'll go English home. ann [alarmed] Oh, Granny, you mustn't do octavius rising] I'll take her [broken-bcartedly,
Vindicate
purity of
sacred
Ramsden.
threshold
your
upstairs.
all
It's
He's
right,then. agreed
that
not
going
all stand
we
to
by
Violet. But
octavius.
her
by marrying it
to
is the
who
and
;
He
?
man
shall, or
he
make
can
he
shall
tion reparafor
answer
me. ramsden.
He
tanner.
Then
There
shall, Octavius.
speak like
you
a
man.
Not
octavius.
Annie
;
I
but
So
tanner.
scoundrel I think ann.
by you
us.
we
are
;
are
of
way
!
him
He
is
scoundrel. no
say
scoundrel, after all
a a
heartless
I
beg
?
scoundrel.
pardon,
your
less. to
marry
reforming her
your
sister
!
character
to
On
damned
a
my
soul,
all mad.
Don't
right, Tavy tell
can
think
scoundrel
a
damned
A
ramsden.
don't
you
be but
we
absurd, Jack. don't
know
Of who
course
he
you is
:
are
Violet
quite won't
Man
I
Act
What
tanner.
done
his part
and
does
earth
on
and
;
Superman
Violet
it do
must
27 who
matter
the
he
He's
is ?
rest.
~\
rascal
in
murderer
to
and
;
to
shocking : tell us,
won't
paid
that
out. us
among
Violet
Ahem
!
tanner.
a
In
our
introduce
to
with
him
;
don't
of
such
rags
Simply nothing.
of
sure
so
Violet
If any
that.
man
is
;
could
the
just we
The
all.
us
as
it
do
but
lie and
sort
a
/
am
don't
me
:
been
protest
it
have
as
at
just
that sticks fast
as
look
been
If it
Ramsden
is
to
as
wildered be-
so
have
might
anybody. "
which
getting
of mud
Tavy:
have
might
of
comes
robe
been
of
act
an
cardinal's
Come,
have
is
suspicionyou
It's
the
or
tramp.
might
that
suggest
is what
Nature.
clings to judge's ermine it
That
capable. with
to
this
Ramsden,
me
of
dare
you
?
dear
Mv
:
Ramsden
not
Do
act
an
purposes
the
Nothing.
?
if
but
;
It's
can special attention, we easily find of notoriouslyloose principles man any
[aghast]
man
flung at
that
loud.
so
"
tanner.
every
admit
talk
[raisinghis voice~\Yes sir, I repeat, if there is us notoriouslyloose principlesamong Or man notoriouslylacking in self-control. any
ramsden
what
is !
;
a
"
of
capable
do
we
any is
ramsden
the
hand
is than
worse
daughters
our
all
! I'm
If there
tanner.
man
can
Hmph
has
cross
There
!
he
who
the
by
trust
must
we
what
ramsden.
to
him
to
;
learn
to
shake
to
villain
a
There, Granny, [coaxinglj]
most
any
not
are
homes
our
libertine,
a
lunacy
"
ann
to
we are
we
into
"
midst,
our
ignorance him
Stuff!
[besidehimself
ramsden
had,
going
protest.
[choking"]I
ramsden
Guilt
tanner.
And
yet
itself you
I
"
I
"
could
know
"
not
stammer
perfectlywell
more
he's
fusedly. con-
innocent,
Tavy. ramsden
[exhausted]I
admit, myself, that
there
glad
am
is
an
you
element
admit of
that, sir. truth
in
what
I
28
Man
you say, grossly malicious humor.
possible in
and
as
you I
Superman
hope, Octavius,
couldn't
Jack: you Why not ?
octavius. tanner. octavius
[appalled]Why
tanner.
Oh, feel
doesn't father
of
denying
child, I
Violet's So
if I
Third, be
justa little.
me
wouldn't
you
"
"
!
not
quarrel
to
me.
it.
to
moment.
well, I'll tell you
bound
like
gratify your suspicionof me is
no
for a you ! No, not [drily]I think he suspects
tanner
it
l
mind.
your Of
octavius.
would
distort
may
Act
why
with
Second,
me.
had
the
should
First,you
not.
honor
boast
friendshipis
of
of
Violet
being the
it instead
of
in
danger. have the I should octavius. suspicionwith put away and feel naturallyabout it. think horror if only you would I beg pardon. your And let's sit now pardon! nonsense! tanner. My and down The have rest a family council. [He sits down. less under protest] Violet is going or follow his example, more be packed do the State a service; consequently she must to What's abroad like a criminal until it's over. happening ? upstairs Violet is in the housekeeper's room by herself, ann. our
:
easy
not
.
"
of
course.
Why
tanner.
with
drawingroom
Oh
tanner.
I suppose before
her
ann.
;
my ! the
and
judges. Oh, Jack
mother,
old
cats
to
is the
room
prisoner is waiting
the
is in the
consideringwhat
housekeeper's
The
?
Ramsden
Miss
absurd, Jack.
be
Don't
ann.
drawingroom
in the
not
to
do.
penitentiary, be brought
!
! .
You
ramsden.
of
of the
one
are
at
present
old cats, sir.
My
would
me
a
guest
the
beneath
sister is the
mistress
roof
of this
house. tanner.
too,
Cats
if she would
She
put
dared, Ramsden. have
more
sense.
housekeeper's room,
in the
However, Ann
:
I as
withdraw your
cats.
guardian, I
/S3+X
order you to
to
I have
afraid
am
seen
her, Jack. And
I
once
going
is
she
am
ought
to
sorry
obstinate
rather
be
to
Tavy
think
I
going abroad.
speak
to
say about her
to
it.
about
How
octavius.
Don't
ann.
I
can
speakto
about
her
such
thing
a
down] ?
[he breaks
,../""
Ricky. Try
break down,
bear
to
it for all
sakes.
our
Life is
ramsden.
! face it like
Come
tanner
friends of Poor dear
all
not
everybodyexcept with
ass.
Away
down
here if she
we'll stand
by
to
No, [rising] also and [rising
it's
talk
is
dear
Grimalkins
going to
t
risk
don't you be a selfish Violet; and bring her
to
:
[ Octavius rises]
Tell her
.
her.
tanner, :
woman
Tavy
come.
ramsden
I
assure
It's
be selfish.
so
sir
"
interrupting him] Oh,
you
hard
all,on know
to
we
stand under-
do it. ; but stillyou'll meant word, I never my
conscience
against your
octavius.
the
who
Poor
!
and
dear Tabbies
and
you cares
Octavius.
poems,
dear brother
Poor
life !
another
create
and
plays
man.
a
again] [chafing the family! Poor
her life to
to
be
at
29 kind particularly
and
Violet
to
go
Superman
her. ann.
I
and
Man
Act I
what
do when
to
one
to do right. earnestly My dear Tavy, your piousEnglishhabit ofregardingthe world as a moral gymnasium built expressly leads you to to strengthenyour character in, occasionally
wishes
tanner.
think
about
should '
need
be
your
confounded
own
thinking about
of the
present hour
Bend
other is
a
baby. your energieson e nough. clearly way
when principles necessities. people's
happy
mother
that ; and
and
you
a
will
you The
healthy see
your
Octavius, much ramsden
sir ?
What
tanner.
perplexed, goes out. And [facingTanner impressively] is
to
become
Meaning
a
Morality,
of that ?
weeping Magdalen and
an
innocent
Man
30 child
branded
with
Morality
you.
please
of
England, Oh,
tanner.
Meanwhile,
I
practicalcourse
Not
in
its father
to
sir.
so,
Act
devil.
Morality
and
circle, thank
our
the
1
sent
female.
the
to
That
devil
is
be
to
is it ?
will
England
survive
disapproval.
your
unckatfti|^.hat agree you $r ""% Jfa Not N^K-v -pspirit, sir.
with
me
the
to
as
m
.
ramsden.
You
tanner.
here
account,
shame.
go
thought
Superman
libertines,male
our
future
the
her
can
I
ramsden.
to
and
if
explain that hereafter. [He
can
or
himself in front of
Herbert
Mr
gloomily'] # and ann coming [rising
for
calls
anybody
turns
Spencer,
reasons.
your
to
you
and away, whom he at
plants stares
.
better
go
intend
to
alone
with
You
ramsden.
are
beaming
eyes ; she
gives
are
he goes
and
looks
for me,
to
him
s
you
like
not
to
come
speak about
to
be
to
have
out,
She
much
it
present.
thought of
attention
His to
back
her
looks up
moved.
to
him
that.
being
your
with
disposed
Having
speaks almost into his with a start] : are turns You don't mind being
latest addition
at
turned
to
personalappearance,
and
The
tanner.
eh
not
I should
Tanner.
at
Jack The guardian ? I hope.
my
ought
right :
like
not
the shoulder.
on
moment'
a
softlygoes are
her
pats
ann.
we
good girl,Annie.
a
He
she
what
hardly
Will
gentleman. would
I
Granny.
me,
of him,
this
Ramsden
Miss
before
you
?
me ann.
You
with
I
Tanner]
[lookingpointedlyat
you
hadn't
?
ramsden
leave
the
to
up do
Ramsden] Granny: drawingroom and tell them to
her, then
ear.
you made
glad that you responsible
collection
of
goats, scape-
?
stupid old joke of yours about me ! Do know do you must pleasedrop it. Why say things that you best to please you, I do my ? Jack : I suppose pain me that you tell you I may are guardian. You now so my ann.
Oh,
that
Act
Man
I make
will with
me
and
Superman if
unhappy
so
3
refuse
you
friends
be
to
1
me.
[studyingher as gloomilyas he studied the bust] for my unreal our need not You regard. How go begging You have moral judgments are ! to to me absolutely seem the conscience only hypocrisy: and you can't see no tanner
"
difference
always attend
is
there
yet
"
to
about sortjJ"';"*^n
a
somehow^
you,
\
I you. if I lost
^s^= Jmissyou
^^^^^v
you.
her [tranquilly slipping
ann
with
him]
But
each
other
since
only natural, Jack ?
isn't that
children.
were
we
into his and
arm
Do
We
have
about
known
remember
you
[abruptlybreaking loose']Stop
tanner
walking
!
"
remember
I
everything. I
Oh,
ann.
I won't
tanner.
than
now
if I live
daresay we
I
it
a
I
it,Ann. dotard
the
am
It is
long enough. Wasn't
ann.
have
often
were
of
over
time
happy
am
?
more
no
ninety let
:
silly;
very
but
boy that school-
I shall grow
into
forgetit.
me
[She attempts
take his
to
again],
arm
and
Sit down
tanner.
in the chair next
sit down
yourself. [He makes writing table] No doubt
happy
the
for you.
time
compromised yourself. ever can
was
slapped
understand
could
the
her
behave
.
a
"
You
And
were
yet
hardly
success
a
the
have
with
it was
good girl and wickedest had
which
a
child
better you
never
time.
bullied
that I the
But tell me them. imposed on this : did you know ever a good boy ? All boys are but Of foolish sometimes ann. course. ; Tavy was always a reallygood boy. tanner [struckby this] Yes : you're right. For some reason tempted Tavy. you never ann. Tempted ! Jack ! dear Yes, my tanner. Lady Mephistopheles,tempted. You were a insatiablycurious as to what boy might be capable of, and diabolicallyclever at getting through his secrets. guard and surprisinghis inmost other
girls:
your
virtue
3
Man
2
What
ann.
Superman All
!
nonsense
stories of the
long
and
wicked
because
used
you
had
I
Act
done
tell me
to
sillyboys' tricks ! And call such ! secrets things inmost Boys' you what secrets are just like men's ; and you know they are ! What No I don't. tanner are \_obstinately~\ they, pray ? ann. Why, the things they tell everybody, of course. You
else. have
I
Now
tanner.
lured
me
everything. anything. You
to
didn't
talk about
Ah,
play
it for
on
wanted
never
to
tell
one
told
me
You
Jack.
one
were
to
you
me,
But
horriblytrue.
true,
been
know
to
satisfaction
the
something hate
to
I lied
;
told the truth little
talk about
to
we
were
that
no
wanted
what
that
of
devil of
weakness
and
a
to
! curiosity
own
your
a
I
myself interesting. And mischievous things simply I fought with about. boys I
brag to you, to make myself doing all sorts of
have
didn't
We
notice
to
I found to
another.
want
have
must
you
one
which
by
compact
I told
yourself.
tanner.
child
a
"
things
you
into
I didn't
another
ann.
I told
swear
from
secrets
no
things you
about
about
girlsI didn't
tell you
;
might just
things I didn't
I stole
care
I
things It
for.
want
all bravado
was
well
as
I kissed
; :
have
passionless
.
and
therefore I
ann.
unreal.
No
tanner.
would
;
told
have
of
but
if
I
wanted that's
the
true
those
:
me
go on. it's not
you
true,
dull, disappointing,
I
something reallyheroic at Jack ; but the things me, things I wanted
trouble.
And
least
to
you I could
but
;
of them. tanner
At
to
stop
always hoped that it would last. cuse [Recovering berself~\Ex-
uneasiness
out
to
me
not
do
to
you
brutal, stupid,vulgar things. be
wanted
had
You
me.
wanted
never
Jack.
you
ouf\ Oh, \_jiasbing
ann
Jack.
told of you,
never
you
I
was
Do [sardonically nineteen
tell
They on
only a boy.
were
Perhaps
do.
not
did
you
twentieths
were
never
often
you I knew
a
gave
and
me
bit like great
into you would grow
get
you
wrong. not
of
give way the
to
remorse,
exploitsI
Ann.
confessed
to
Man
Act
I
you
were
Of
ann.
have
happened.
But
You
are
heard
fun
himself
Yes
they
confess them
the
I knew
the
even
tell of
of
some
the
stories
true
well
as
for
be
may but
;
up
good boy
very the
to
^
that I romanced
me
I told you
when
touched
were
so
but
cannot
"
a
bit ; for,
threatened
the truth, you
me.
Oh,
ann.
t
ignominious, that he cannot ever, deny them passionately.How-
acute,
so
are
occasion
one
couldn
I don't want to remind terror'] the people they happened to,
his great
but
;
perhaps it was to
that
me
telling. A sensitive boy's humiliations for ordinary thickskinned grown-ups
for
things
them.
about
tanner.
of the
some
going to remind
But
anything.
of
you and
that
didn't like the
that you
did.
to [fondly,
ann
noticed
soon
33
"
disgraceful ones
most
Superman
I knew
course
tanner.
on
I
lies.
pure stories.
true
and
Never
never.
did.
Yes, you
tanner.
once.
Do
remember
you
dark-eyed
a
girlnamed Rachel Rosetree? [Ann's brows contract for an instant involuntarily]. I got up a love affair with her ; and comfortably we met one night in the garden and walked about very unwith
parting,and
at
but
it didn't
that
Rachel
you. and
How
of
held
cut
duty
to
the
for
;
the
guiltysecret and
And
a
stop her
?
From her
over
humiliation
very
found
kissed
and
You
you.
;
death
to
I had went
she
;
tell on It
too.
is thankful
to
told to
head, leading her
by threateningto and
If that
happened was that
out
good thing for her,
misconduct
me
that
thing
she
did she find it out
bored
have
next
because
me
abjectterror ann.
it
on
go
it would
on,
gone
another,
one
romantic. conscientiously
most
were
love affair had
round
arms
our
was me
a
her
life her. my for
now.
Is she?
tanner. ann. tanner.
She
ought It
was
to not
be,
at
your
all
events.
duty
suppose. D
to
stop my
misconduct, I
Man
/
34
I did
ann.
about
you
adventures
Do
ann.
with
other
and tanner
something
had
I had
you
went
you
in the
on
same
of that
enough
of romantic
sort
foolery tom-
did
why
break
you
off
our
fidences con-
I got
instead
of
I shouldn't
have
asked
for any
of it if
you
it. It wasn't
tanner.
you'd
that
you. sure
am
grudged
box
a
let
have
never
of sweets, call
me
What [i?icredulously~\
do
Oh,
Ann.
It
was
thing some-
own.
my
?
SOul.
My
TANNER. ann.
you
telling
that
quite strange to me ? allf\ It happened just then ^enigmatic that I wanted to keep all to myself
I
ann
know
become
it with
ann.
do
say that
to
Then \unconvinced~\
sharing
how
stopped my
Rachel.
with ann
You
girls?
No.
tanner.
;
I
?
mean
you
but
Act
her.
of that ?
sure
you
Superman
by stopping
adventures
my
stopped the way
stop it
Are
tanner.
and
be
know
sensible,Jack. You
you're talking
nonsense.
The
tanner.
notice
had
you to
It
were.
you
that
good
a
child
;
duty had
you
but
Well, I
others.
not
was
moral
time
that
time
that
at
solemn
most
you set
were gettinga you for nothing that you
to
chastise
traded had
one
Ann.
earnest,
and
pretty set
never
Up
too.
up
You soul
too.
suddenly
reform
to
a
But found
Rachel.
extensivelyin up
didn't
sense
that time
of I had
Up being a duty to played
conscience with than fox in no more a boy buccaneer But now I began to have a scruples,to feel poultry farm. no obligations,to find that veracityand honor were longer of grown goody-goody expressionsin the mouths up people, in myself. but compelling principles ginning beYes, I suppose you're right. You were ann \_quietly\ the
to tanner.
to
be
be
a
man,
Are
something
you more
and sure
?
I
be
to
it
was
What
a
woman.
not
that
does
the
beginning beginning of manwe
were
know
it
:
for
did
though
we
change
that
began
its part in the
earliest
remember
we
it
birth
the
was
?
time.
No
in
of
me
1
may
"
remember
can
the
at
You
?
love
can
romances
me
But
love.
I
romances
to
came
of
played
understand
not
35
people's mouths
most
Love
me.
follies and
earliest
the
in
beginning
follies and
and
dreams
the
that
Superman
mean
means
before
long
say
womanhood
and
hood
and
Man
I
Act
:
"
the
moral
that according to my experience passion; and I declare real moral passion. passion is the only All passionsought to be moral, Jack. ann. think that anything is strong tanner. Ought ! Do you a enough to impose oughts on passion except a stronger passion still? moral be controls passion,Jack. Don't Our sense ann. stupid. moral Our And is that not ! a tanner. sense passion ? Is the devil to have all the passionsas well all the good as if it were If it were the mightiest ? not tunes not a passion "
of
the
like
a
that
passions, all leaf
turns
before a
child
into
idle
they were
the
grotesque
and
conscience
fancies, habits to
My
soul ann.
into
noticed
that
tanner. ann.
all the
Oh young
boy
army
and
a
;
but
greedinesses and
superstitions,
lit flames
newly
them
ones.
mob
of purposes
and
it
the gave of
When was
ing dawnthem
appetites
principles.
passion. got more you before that.
!
Jack, you
were
trees
like
before
me
intelligence.
mature
found
Destructive
fir
in
of by the radiance passiondignifiedthem,
an
of that
destructive dreadfully
passion
strong
but
born
was
I
them
the
shine
passion. That and meaning,
organized
of that
Very
childish
mere
"
and
ridiculous
and
it away
sweep
It is the birth
Jack. passions, passionswere
aimless
they suddenly began to by no light of their own, moral
passions would
man.
other
cruelties, curiosities and
a
other
are
All
tanner.
other
hurricane.
a
There
ann.
the
Stuff very
I
!
sense.
was
only
destructive.
by chopping
You
were
a
mischievous. You
off their leaders
ruined with
a
Man
36 wooden
sword.
and
You
Superman
broke
all the
fire to set catapult. You your arrested he Tavy for it because
You
stop you.
!
have
I
than
now
destructiveness
my
become
have
I bushes
creeds
Xbtred\
I
The
the
police
he
couldn't
bardments, battles,bomthe
moral
red
times
ten
directed
I
clears
is
ends.
it
and
gorse
it is
to
see
any
only destroy.
can
gives
I
clast. icono-
an
burn
feminine
too
useful.
so
Construction
made
institutions
with
and
taken
idols.
am
why
structive de-
more
moral
to
frames
Destruction
Indians.
passion has
it
demolish
and afraid
am
ground
Destruction
when
am
cucumber
That
Yes. the
with
:
away
I
and
break
I shatter
cumbers
common
frames
reformer, and, like all reformers,
longer
tanner.
ran
Ann.
then.
was
in destruction.
sense
save
in hand
a
no
:
ann
to
imagination,
no
the
pooh ! these were our scalpsfrom
!
pooh
stratagems You
cucumber
I
"
Pooh
tanner.
Act
by busybodies. and breathing space
us
liberty. It's
ann.
no
No
Jack.
use,
will
woman
with
agree
you
there.
That's
tanner.
destruction
I adore
:
it in
with
and
tree
childish
and
and
boredom
attach
to
to
me
between
to
me
this us
chases
face~].It
her
from
you
day.
was
Yes
beast, even
delightsuddenly
and
compact
murder.
abhor
an
and
construction
ferent They're quitedif-
murder.
flower, in bird
that led you left their mark on
confuse
you
and
creation creation
jiush of interest and
because
in
the
that
Ann
Yes,
\_A
you.
creative
bonds
by
I adore
growing perplexity
the
was
:
:
the
love
unconscious
stinct inhave old
pact com-
"
ann.
Jack !
ann. tanner
your
I
not
am
be alarmed
Do
are
you
"
alarmed.
Then [whimsically']
? principles ann. Jack : tanner.
don't
Oh,
tanner.
you mean
serious about
you
or
are
the
ought
you moral
to
be
not
?
:
where
passion?
are
No,
ann. so
silly:
no
love
The
ann.
must
tired of
grew
No
tanner.
how
in
me
"
am
your
mind. your 1 then, is it ? suppose
is over,
?
me
but
passion made
moral
the
of my
childish
our
individuality
new
-
hated
You
ann.
I
improve
impossible. A jealoussense
relations
are
you
you.
quiteseriously.
to
compact
;
take
to
me
duty
37
[Confused] Oh!
one.
take
it is my
and
guardian ;
arose
knows
You
Superman
the other
;
never
one
tanner.
you
and
Man
I
Act
treated
be
to
as
boy
a
Poor
longer.
any
Jack! Yes, because
tanner.
old
taken
on
those
who
knew
man
who
behaved
the
measure
anew
with
on
old
person
as
a
become
a
new
laughed
at
sensibly was time
every
their
I had
footing. the
treated
be
to
old
he
and
measurements
only
took
he
:
all the
whilst
me,
; and
The
me.
my
rest
went
them
expected
be
to
was
person
tailor
my
saw
boy
fit
to
me.
You
ann.
became When
tanner.
you of
conscious frightfully
When
meet
you
able
them.
bear
to
known
never
So
ann.
from
away
only
was
your
will
which
circle
a
be
not
angel.
an
as
get into
to
so.
vanity
made
hat
you
run
after all ?
us
Yes, only my
tanner.
need
You
ann.
except
you
it
will try
You
or
they persistin
mortal, you
a
be
will
you
first year
there, and
still
were
the
for
wings
relatives
if you
as
Ann,
heaven,
to
go your
your
treatingyou has
self-conscious. frightfully
not
vanity, as have
kept
call it.
you
from
away
m
e
on
that
iccount.
From
tanner.
than
you
anybody against my
[earnestly]Oh,
ann
done
anything
Even woman's
then
all others.
You
fought
harder
emancipation. how
wrong
except
let
you
are
! I would
have
from
you.
for you.
Anything
tanner.
above
you trick of
had
me
loose
get
instinct
acquired by heaping obligationson
a
that man,
damnable of
placing
i
Man
38
and
so entirelyand yourself
he
dare
I know
wretch poor from his wife. herself
do
not
when
take
we
No
start.
we
us
it descends
as
She
is what
want
all
go there is the first step your
cannot
sentimental
it,is
will than
or
worse
or
worse
sort
other
Worse, of
of
mobs
voters
Woman
makes
I didn't cut
to
choose
to
a
its
its
the
than
men
statesmen
And
cases.
then
what
publicmen
State
sidering con-
considering
privatemen
mean
Ratepayer. glad you understand
so
bad
cut
of
call you if it be a
How
own.
and
sideration con-
days nowa-
the
say it
be
as
us
as
you,
useful
influence
;
our
life without
if you go into most to you Jack : like a prickedbladder]. But I am \be collapses
tanner.
us
under
taught better taught better than
Church
and
I don't
go where
cowardly fear
that
get, with
to
and
does
it will be
thought my
leaves
It is this
this
"
in both
course,
I am [placidly~\
ann
women
going
you
What
The
run
prevent are
people?
for my
Are
voting mobs, ?
to
he
to
try
we
consider
To
will
?
?
wives ?
mine
are
train
through
rather
or
are.
Are
its their
we
?
of world
the
breasts
get
consideration
substitute your
to
baser
call
slaves
to
little.
"
we
life is
bodies under wheels are our your shall ever enslave me in that way.
:
woman
which
in
last
at
for leave.
you
law
no
that
I
by threateningto
If
do.
to
consideringother people a tanner. Ay ; but what of other people them
him
engine of
women
to
desire
one
prevents
But, Jack, you
ann.
running
whose
in front of the
That
her in.
foot
step without
a
Act
his mercy
at helplessly
a
away throw
you but
take
not
Superman
to
politics, parliament sorry
you
one. was
a
bad
one.
measure.
your
But And
bad
or
good,
I won't
be
it.
you you to, Jack. I assure word I don't mind on your queer opinionsone my all been have know bit. You brought up to we ann.
Nobody
wants
"
really little
"
advanced so
narrow
tanner.
opinions. Why minded That's
do
you
have
persistin thinkingme
?
the
danger of
it. I know
you
don't
mind,
\ct
and
Man
I
you've
)ecause
found
mind
doesn't
ronstrictor }it when
she
once
out
has
Superman
that
it doesn't
the
opinions
got
her
39
of
stag
a
round
coils
boa
The
matter.
little
one
it.
O-o-o-o-oh ! now [risingin sudden enlightenment'] boa [ understand Tavy that I am a strictor. conwhy you warned Granny told me. [She laughs and throws her boa his neck]. Doesn't it feel nice and soft,Jack ? round scandalous will you tanner [in the toils]You woman, throw even away your hypocrisy ? with I am Jack. Are you never ann. hypocritical you, throws the boa and it on ? a chair] [She withdraws angry ann
.
Perhaps
I shouldn't
not, ann
if it
you ? Well, because [.r^y/yj
round
!
Why
should
amuses
by the boa his neck]
reallymeant arms
that.
Pooh, prudery [contemptuously]
tanner
you
done
have
because
"
constrictor
I suppose this
was
what
you
[she puts
her
.
[staring at her] Magnificent audacity ! [She just to think that if I laughs and pats his cheeks]. Now believe soul would mentioned this episode not me a except for would the people who cut me telling,whilst if you believe denial ! of it nobody would accused me my with ann perfect dignity] You [takingher arms away not are Jack. But you should incorrigible, jest about our could affection for another. understand one Nobody possibly misYou do not misunderstand it. it, I hope. for me, Ann. Poor Ricky tanner. My blood interprets Ticky Tavy ! ann a new [lookingquicklyat him as if this were light] Surely you are not so absurd as to be jealousof Tavy. tanner. Jealous! Why should I be ? But I don't wonder tanner
at
grip of him. self, though you
I
your
very
ann. tanner. ann
very
Do
I have
you [earnestly]Take
unhappy
if you
coils
only playing
are
think
you I know
feel the
tightening round with
designs on
my
me.
Tavy
?
have.
mislead
care,
him
Jack. about
You me.
may
make
Tavy
Man
40
and
Never
tanner.
fear
I wonder
ann.
You
ann.
understand
but
misgiving
the
on
all
the
I
subject? I
things
in
perfect baby
a
Act
escape you. clever man !
understand
are
you
not
reallya
you
to
seem
;
will
this sudden
Why
tanner.
he
:
are
Superman
the
don't
things I
do
understand. I understand
tanner.
depend
may
you
And
ann.
I know
I
ann.
should
make
understand
well
too
but
what
is
how
I
going
to
feel
for
happen
by being too
than
contempt for the whole
in the
sex
he
why
He is
is
going
by being with
good [shesits down, male
devil.
you. mistakes
more
unhappy.
very
That's
for you.
make
men
be
for
not
were
it,poor
know
his life about
of
think
will
Tavy
won't
he
if it
Jack,
you, !
good
too
mistake
I
ann.
at
Mind
;
times
the
clever
laugh
Yes
thousand
to
:
events.
you
only
death.
papa's tanner.
a
Ann
you,
Tavy.
poor
poor
think
feels for
?
you
tanner.
to
that, at all
on
you
don't
Tavy,
Tavy
how
too
of
trace
a
elegant carriage of her
shoulders'] .
But Tavy. only allows the
turn
better
the
is
kiss.
will
will
you
They choose
not
are
have
the
and
true,
a
it ;
triumph
who
one
will
you if
over
only
anybody
world,
I wish you
:
subtle
and
in it !
you
Ramsden there
is
interest
triumph
He
is
that
at
not
If you
not
[She
cautious
They looks
charm
I
[she laughs] "
Openly
or
no
Just
so:
"
and
up
once].
at
back.
come
and
fault.
my
you.
becomes
devilish
in it.
things,
Ann. brutalities,
would a
such
to
say delicate.
not
be
this wicked
at
feel safe with
know
right
stupid about me, Forgivemy [remorsefully'] to
same,
charm,
him
throw
and
and
;
about
much
very
kisses
kiss
no
him, pleasedand forgiving.
All
care
who
one
Tavy
And
don't
you
always
[offended] You
levelled
at
a
know
up.
tanner are
there
cheek.
turns
ann
Jack. Tavy
I
Oh,
tanner.
never
:
not
you
shamelessly
and
Man
I
Act
What
ann.
Yes,
ann.
but
people;
shocking flirtyou
a
You
flirt.
a
Jack !
are,
and
always abusing
arc
reallymean
never
you
41
I ! ! !
flirt ! !
A
tanner.
Superman
let go
to
offending hold
your
of
them. I will
tanner.
Ramsden
and
hardheaded
Octavius
old maiden
dress
the
is
room
following her.
cast,
Tanner
retreats
the wall
to
Mrs
White
wash
my
field'schair hands
repentant
and
table
his
her.
meet
pretendsto and
usual;
as
she
as
wish
I know
you
I will.
[He
I would from
woman
aside
Ann
to
comes
affair.
is the
that
only wicked,
I part
take
to
me
irresolutely
turns
but
use
of
not
your
intends
saying
turn
to
go
when
woman
a
being wicked,
on
?
truly contrite
any
But
doors.
Roebuck
no,
she
company.
Ramsden,
Mise
Oh,
do
what
mean
you
?
What
She
won't
said ? Violet
ramsden.
leave London. ramsden.
face, Roebuck, be
eagerlyto
"
What
knows
has Violet
to
no
ramsden.
Octavius
miss
goes
down-
I plantsherself there resolutely]
Ramsden.
No
ramsden.
ann.
and
whole
of the
Miss Violet away, to the door].
and
perplexedand
the busts
into
comes
men,
to
goes
[very wretched]
octavius
not
two
[almostpushing
ramsden
miss
is
She
of poverty.
betzveen
Ramsden
a
clingsto the neighborhoodof Tanner,
Octavius
and
the
Ramsden,
with silk gown, that her plainnessof
shew
to
rises and
Ann
study the pictures.
miss
brooches
determinedly:
very
Miss
plain brown
a
of principle,not
matter
a
has
conversation
with
back
come
lady in
and
enough rings, chains
This
I intended.
than
further
already gone
bell.
the
ring
is
I don't
certainlyvery understand
I
do.
It's
that
she
won't
as
obstinate.
her.
plain as go
the
because
he whoever separatedfrom this man, Oh, surely,surely! Octavius : did ann. She won't tell us anything. octavius.
she
nose
on
doesn't
your want
is. you She
speakto won't
her? make
until she
arrangement
any
be
will
betrayed her. ^
Where
abroad.
sent
He
him.
consult
her
let
[to Octavius'] Well, glad enough to have her
tanner
has
who
scoundrel
It can't
somebody.
consulted
I
Act
Superman
has
the
else than
anvbody
be
and
Man
4.2
is the
? difficulty
offer
I didn't
finds
else she
parlormaid appears
The seat,
and
looks
cab
The
maid.
the
her
help
to
\
wickedness.
her
again, or
man
the
sooner
better.
her hastilyresumes possible.Octavius instinctively
as
Ann
maid.
miss
ramsden.
/ wanted
tanner.
I
ramsden.
miss
placed herself We
is
miss
ramsden.
that
man.
better
you She
won't Of
As
tanner.
half
cab
do
hour
an
ago.
positionshe
the
fashion,
this
harsh.
to
expect
Miss
but
again ;
stay.
her, Tavy ?
me.
she
won't.
result
of
course
in
away
anything
with
go
have
natural
a
going
again and you Violet cannot
quite right.
octavius.
cab.
a
understands
she
not
thank
:
Hadn't
ann.
for
sent
for that
like her
better
No
Ramsden
glad
am
has
right.
in.
had
octavius.
send
to
don't
I
ramsden.
Susan.
She
All
herself]
[Recovering
withdraws].
maid
?
Robinson.
!
Oh
door, ma'am.
the
at
cab
Miss
For
the
is
What
ramsden.
miss
has
the
and
mouth
s
her,
imitates
[The
;
in
that
see
the door.
at
unconcerned
as
to
never
friends
new
some
accomplice
word
pledges her
either
She
I offered
when
that
her
become
to
of Octavius'
out
answer
Jack, is
Mr difficulty,
The
to
[taking the
ramsden
miss
She's
her
going straight
virtuous
reception
here.
[much troubled] There,
ramsden
there's your She's miss
wants
truth
some
in be
principlesto very
and
young;
a
I wish little
the
men.
I'm
you
will
a
all
surprised at
You
this
for the
! and
hear
reconcile
with
time
get
!
could
patient
there's
Oh-, she
ramsden.
from
it.
Susan
it with
poor
girl.
everything. sympathy
you,
Roebuck.
she
So
tanner.
Violet
of her
behaved
ruthless
the
as
dead
a
formidable as
Ann
Her
it is
admiration
:
interest
is
would
one
her
her
on
to
her
it, mark
She
includes
a
very
is not
even
but
Ann,
in
fun
some
is
siren, like
a
compulsionor
any
is
the best
among
which personality
a
without
besides,there
;
see
which
exquisitely pretty.
comes
part
in
to
self-
tinyresolute mouth and trimness of carriage ;
and
equipment,
bird
and
impenitent
as
desire
head
small
elegance of with
hat
smart
lady as
sex.
She
door.
43
favorably.
most
haughty crispnessof speechand
her
;
the
at
young
Superman
I, Ramsden,
am
appears
possesseda chin
and
Man
J
Act
in
perhaps no mercy either : if anything restrains and pride,not compassion. Her voice might her, it is intelligence be the voice of a schoolmistress addressinga class of girls who had posure disgraced themselves, as she proceedswith completecomthis
none,
woman
and
disgust to
some
I have
what
say looked
in
only will find her birthday present in the housekeeper's room.
violet.
she
Do
tanner.
conversation
family Ann
:
you
has
she
found
out
Good
bye.
which
home
to to
no
have
morning.
my
say. Ramsden
talk
to
sensibly.
us
of
quite enough So
has
But
pretended
friends
I have
the
mother,
your
all events,
at
that
bracelet, filagree
the
me,
had
moment.
one
:
I
crying.
of
some
No,
tanner.
this
gone
what
:
to
come
tell Miss
in, Violet, and
come
Thank
violet.
has
she
I have worth.
are
something
to
say
I
beg you to hear. [She looks at him without the but waits, apparentlyas much to finish slightest curiosity, getting her glove on as to hear what he has to say~\ I am altogetheron .
side
your cerest
in
respect,
done.
You
having the entirely in
on
the
Sensation.
congratulate you, the
Ann more
and
Miss
surprisedthan
glove, and comes forward into puzzled and displeased. Octavius :
right ;
Ramsden
her
his head
do
to
courage
with
what
and
the
the you
sinhave
family
is
wrong.
Violet,
two.
I
matter.
are
entirelyin the
this
he is overwhelmed
with
rise
any
shame.
turn
towards
of the others,forgets
the middle alone
and
does
of not
the move
room, or
both raise
Man
44
and
Superman
ActT
[pleadingto Tanner to be sensible] jack ! miss ramsden [outraged] Well, I must say ! told you ? violet [sharplyto Tanner] Who and Ramsden Why, tanner. Tavy of course. ann
should
they
violet.
not
?
But
they
Don't
tanner.
don't
know
violet.
They
don't
tanner.
Oh,
they
and
not
the
and vitality and
have,
not
matters
real
that one
regard
been
for
:
would
But
I won't
of
have
I be
But be
to
sorry
bear
your
it dare
instinct
that
;
woman
into
I
can hood woman-
being legally married worth
own
your
to
or
hard
for them
when horrible
a
I
think
have
our
because
found
insult
as
to
be
of of the wretches being one for my kept my marriage a secret I claim right as a married my
on
only Miss
I knew the
out
a
me
not
opinions.
words you
think
! You
abominable
your your
such
now
truth.
mented compliwhom
he
husband's woman
insulted. his [raising
octavius
married
head
with
relief] You inexpressible
! Yes
violet.
business
right
But
though
initiation
You
rest.
borne
I have
approves. sake.
to
sillysuperstitions
forth.
qualitiesa
not
your
either
like the
by Jack
What
solemn
vile, but that I share
you
are
her
mean.
you.
woman,
Ramsden
not
greatest
fact
scrap
follow
with indignation]Oh [flushing
violet
wicked
the
their
propriety and so really knows,
the
right,I
hearts, though they
by
you
right to
motherhood
and
;
blame
world
bravery are
in the
am
it in their
to
were
I
that
know
whole
that you
so,
say
know
morality and
about
know,
know. what?
bound
themselves
think
Why
;
had
and you
I
think
all
to
you
take
might it for
have
granted
guessed it. that
I had
Not of you even one wedding ring ? asked me I cannot : forgetthat. I meant I well. tanner [in ruins] I am utterlycrushed. apologize abjectlyapologize. I hope will be more careful in future about violet. you no
to
"
wear
my
and
Man
I
Act
Superman
45
Of course' one does. not things you say. but disagreeable,and they are very ;
the
She
Ann.
you.
Ann
has
:
have
in
I
eyes,
For
bad
I shall
:
We
part.
afraid, except
am
sake, forgiveus.
Ann's
been
defence
no
woman's
any
in your
befriended Yes
violet.
take
to
disgracedourselves
all
have
than
in future
better
storm"]I
the
[bowing to
tanner
know
rather
ously seri-
think.
I
taste,
take them
kind
very
;
but
then
Ann
knew.
does
[promptly] That
a
not
I
yours. for the
secret
I
Violet.
can
is that
say
keeping
puts I
same,
I
beg
have
we
pardon,
your
it
owe
complexion myself
to
treated
Violet.
that's what
:
owe
both
owe
you
married
a
were
on
the
matter.
woman
to
have
made
me
an
It
accused
like
not
Ramsden anger
being
makes
we're
when
us
ourselves
business
business of
me
the
;
down, but
a
to
me.
sittingin naughty
any
serious
Violet.
reallyit
We
was
you
us. no
was
No
tanner.
you
apology,Miss
yourself and
to
would
you
fools of
made
fools of
violet.
violet.
hit
Don't
tanner.
keen
can
All
and being treated like housekeeper's room old ladies without child girls and by young duties and responsibilities.
as
you.
I
what
course
the
who
sorry,
"
[cuttingher short] You
Ramsden you
surrender] Of
to
different
very
a
violet
seem
marriage
my
extremely
are
we
of how
think
to
lotb [still
ramsden
miss
If
for
Ramsden,
more.
no
say
business, Miss
reasons
[awkwardly]
octavius
say
I
shocked
am
gentleman
?
is my
my
is the
pray,
present.
All
ramsden.
have
who,
his wife
acknowledge
not
violet
and
And [stiffly]
ramsden
miss
who
!
Oh
TANNER.
a
of yours,
of mine the
!
Jack, in any Why, Ramsden
unknown
case. as
good
gentleman.
frantic demonstration
;
but
Violet*
s
cool
extinguishesit, You
!
Oh,
how
infamous
!
how
abominable
!
Man
46 disgracefully
how
husband
my of
that,
me
all
all
strous mon-
a
that
Roebuck.
apologize, is
for
her
allowances
She
apologize
to
feel
ing hav-
for
However, in
considerate
I
a
for
to
me
subject, from
taste
feel
painful
very
thing
this
quite
Ramsden
Miss
you,
on
better
rather
yourselves
truly
for I
how
expected
experience.
is
that
to
though
people
of have
you and
position
do
:
the
;
go
at
once.
morning. She
miss
staring.
Well,
ramsden.
I
\_plai?itively\ You
tanner.
rest
them
leaving
goes,
ramsden
the
make
can
have
Good
it is
"
It
understand
placed
most
least
at
us.
cannot
greater
any
spared
"
said
needn't
herself.
on
I
should
to
have
might
If
!
me
speak
me
you
never
I
something
ramsden.
violet.
I
think
I
you
You
deceived
you
assure
of
perversion
it
let
never
I
about
talking
been
would
Ramsden\
I
But
ramsden.
brought
all
I
Act
least.
at
miss
he
it
\To
Superman
have
you
knew
again.
you
and
of
us,
must
Ramsden.
must
I
!
say
don't
think before
cower
The
cup
she the
of
our
is
quite
wedding ignominy
fair
ring is
to
us.
like
full.
ACT
the
On
Richmond a
which in
motor
a
of
clump
the
the
with
drive
of the
view he
far
not
them
watching his
knees.
the
the
Tanner their
with
of
owner
a
short turned
and
whilst
Nevertheless too,
He
is
supported
on
him
proclaim
cap
he
rather
yet
his
he
has
them a
cynically,
no
the
vigilant like
a
man
his
in
quite
for
who
with
sceptically
car
not
them
eye
suit
neat
ments move-
deliberate. is
excuse
a
hands,
fingered,
irregular
and
keeping
in
square
manner
drawing his
on
man
rather
attentive
reticent,
ankles,
young
manipulating
friends
giving
a
eyed,
and is
the
by
walking
is
dark
hair
sudden,
and
legs
He
shaven,
Tanner's
distance
that,
mouth.
When
cool
the
wheelbarrow,
black
and
but
blue
in
now.
a
his
clean
and
deferential,
him.
in
eyebrows.
Tanner
a
forth
swift
were
?
now
takes
like
brushed
well
legs
hands
peaked
left
obstructed un-
him.
got
right and
serge,
are
at
right
stoops
hammer
blue
I
!
Aw
legs.
and
an
machine.
the and
back
house,
passengers.
Aha
All
bent
overcoat
dismounted
tanner.
with
his
of supine
beneath
from
get
on
of
standing
could
house
pair
a
the
to
Tanner,
hand,
near
front
in
sweeps
of the in
stands
indeed
right
corner
leathern
legs.
his
protrude
intently
His
the
of
one
west
It
:
house
country
a
drive
them
interested
which
trousers
serge
much
too
the
on
car
of
down.
through
visible
park
broken which
round
trees
the
in
has
car
partly
is
drive
carriage
II
on
With
the
least
effectually
complaining them knows
of
always, the
world
'
48 well
of
speech,it
mark
be
Superman
He
he does
may
of respect
and side.
its seamy and as
from
sarcasm;
his
Man
speaksslowlyand
not
inferred that his
with
II
touch
a
affect the gentleman
all
at
himselfand
to
Act
his
smart
is
appearance
own
class, not
test
his
in a
that which
to
employs him. He
his cap and
mobilist
pitchesit
Tanner
the
into
machinery and
takes
The
car.
whatever
or
looks round
him)
to
car
again.
on
motoreer
or
call
to
overcoat
and
overcoat
the
into
gets
now
chauffeur(or
England
auto-
presentlydecide
may
the
in inquiringly
off
put
his leathern
of stowing
act
away
his hammer. the
I
tanner.
my legs I suppose Corner
and
fun
give I
am
the
about
a
Mr
young
American
Robinsen
down
had
like
of
or
?
of?
neck.
going,
easy
You
cheaper.
sport
you
can
to
save
me
pay
thousand
your
pound
calmly"]. slave
the
thing
house, may
Better
tanner.
afraid
the value
you
employer
breaking my
if you
You'll
til you
Is it for love of
you
I
that
of
get
ask
car
and
of you
I
too.
night.
at
over
how
If
that.
you're going
long you're goin to stay morning put in the whole
Because
here
Park
Hyde
fifteen if I'd
unfortunate
It's
know.
chauffeur.
?
watch~]
minutes.
it under
if you to mean talkin to the ladies, I'll put the car If not, I'll myself comfortable.
there
his
at
from
come
it ?
are
Well,
of the accursed
to
do
police,and
sits down
[He
the
stretch
way.
What
and
time
dream
done
ha
Why you of terrifying your
bus, you
a
and
[Looking
twenty-one
I'd all the
have
we
in
chauffeur.
tanner.
up
Richmond
The
tanner.
car.
that
chauffeur.
the
house
the
to
little.
a
do
the
your
know
you
tanner.
take
walk
it, eh ?
t
road
for the
well
nerves
chauffeur.
clear
of
enough
as
may calm my
to
the a
Had
chauffeur.
in the
keep
stables
the
car
and
make
the
on
go
come.
wait
We
here.
gentleman, in his
new
a
Mr
shan't
be
Malone,
American
steam
long. There's is
who car.
driving
tanner.
miles
84
to
We
have
take
Mr
the
one
us
rival
a
is
car
what
No, know
to
you cheer up
However,
are
you
for
good
not
capable
road.
the
on
is
car
:
The
; are
we
American
Whitefield.
Miss
and musing [consoled,
on
another
matter"]
sister,isn't it ?
Yes.
tanner.
And
chauffeur.
the
in the
this
that
heart. own your and his sister and
Whitefield'3
Miss
?
Rhoda.
Miss
chauffeur
That's
after
day
\_Witbdeep reproach]
already know
them.
Robinson
take
to
of
a
is
things it
are
was
to
are
there
there
this
going is
when
I
and
hour;
an
of
capable Henry :
it !
known
tell me, Mr Tanner you Because told I've been
didn't
and
If I'd
chauffeur.
the
of
! racin
Wot
!
car
of
Perhaps they'rehere already.
tanner.
Why
coming hastilyout
and
steam
49
!
London
from
down
American
Tanner]
to
car
Superman
[springingup
chauffeur
the
the
and
Man
II
Act
other
?
car
Why
tanner.
will be
Whitefield
Miss
Not
is
goin
with
? you the devil should she
with
come
?
me
Mr
Chauffeur looks at and turns Tanner with cool incredulity, to the car, whistlinga to himself. Tanner, a little annoyed,is about popularair softly he hears the footsteps the subjectwhen to pursue of Octavius Robinson
on
the
gravel. Heaven
steam
car
:
a
the
in
with
car
a
come
tanner.
Octavius
!
coming from the house, dressed for
overcoat].
We've
Robinson.
Mr
lost the
race,
Tavy,
is the
Well,
? We
so.
from
about
came
three
quarters of
Now, [remonstrating]
chauffeur now
[ The
car.
Hyde Park Corner minutes. [The Chauffeur,furious, kicks of vexation]. How long were groan you ? Oh,
tanner. the
his
I think
seventeen
other
is
here's
success
octavius.
here
Octavius without
motoring, but thank
in the
herself
We
could
By
the
Robinson
:
ha
done
it easy
an
hour
now,
under
or
Mr
so.
Tanner,
fifteen.
introduce let me way, Mr Straker. Enrv
you.
Mr
4
straker.
Pleased
to
meet
you, E
sir.
Mr
Tanner
is
gittin
Man
50 at
is
with
you
But
Henery.
Tavy.
him, trouble them
But
anybody
A tell
Board
!
is
nuisances is
You the
His
tanner.
Nonconformist
we
these class
don'
t
No,
should
They
teach
you teach
into
gentleman, would
has
been
What
does
after
it
as
it, Mr
it's the
:
we
old
an
about
Not
Tavy.
know
half
:
are
a
fellow. school-
Tanner.
Polytechnic.
Oxford, Not
No,
You
ours.
something
life, whenever
him
universities,not
like
say
because
Glasgow.
or
Rugby ! snobbery ?
us
learn
sent
nothing
I don't
I don't.
to
Very people that
be
bridge, Camthose
even
Regent Street, their
confounded
shops
mere
for
despise Oxford,
to
the
appal
be
Enry's soul, you.
an
Tavy,
arrogance
He
nice
the
of
sort
like
gentleman
a
you
Sarcasm.
tanner. see
claim
that
"
think, for
they only
You
ing sell-
Enry,
?
straker.
I
in
in Wales.
his
are
limitations
you
because
Dublin
Chelsea, the Borough names:
are
know
of
boys
where
university,Octavius.
holes
is.
Tanner.
havn':k
intellectual
we
can
School
Durham,
Mr
chap
we
any
of
tone
where
don't
Board
Enry
?
! Would
place
a
mentioned,
straker. not
that
and
home,
at
met
Road.
farm
boy
a
Straker
Road
is
this
that
pick
to
observe.
you
But
knows
of yours,
in
Road
Sherbrooke
It's
!
Eton
Tavy,
more
never
class than
little moderation,
A
he
Sherbrooke
Harrow
takes
did
it
chaff
to
I have
n
call
me
father
him.
it mild.
more,
in man
his
ever
moderation,
Sherbrooke
tanner.
You
taste
pride of
the
!
easy
School
straker.
Act
This
to
caste
draw
to
What's
that
of with
little
me
educated.
Duke
than
Easy,
tanner.
Eton
aitches
swollen
more
straker.
was
wrong.
mark
a
bad
simply
you're
his
It's
up.
it's
think
drop
to
would
don't
I
Superman
know. Straker, you mind, bless you.
Enry
You
tanner.
and
that
there.
engineer or sarcasm
!
place,Oxford, of sort place. In the technic Poly-
such
Oh,
if
like.
See
you
could
?
for a depth of his contempt of his pride in being an engineer, break to positivelylikes the car
it
because
down
We
talk.
he
what
dignity of
there's
Robinson.
You'll
get of
out
truth
likes
at
the
intenselyin
the
great
a
believe
I
says.
He
?
we
most
because
That's \_unimpressed~\
Mr
Robinson.
him, Mr
labor.
straker
will
resource.
don't
him,
1
5
gentlemanly helplessness
my
\jarnestly\But of
any,
out
mind
you
know
octavius
bottom
Superman
skill and
Never
straker.
to
brings
workmanlike
his
and
and
Man
II
Act
of
out
more
and
me
not
than
much
so
labor.
with
away
machine
a
laborers, and
twenty
do
is to
business
My
done
never
you
you drink
to
either. Heaven's
For
tanner.
He
politicaleconomy. You're
only
improvin
very
want
two
;
but
I've
talk about
to
to
got
car
look
and
;
on
don't.
we
scientific
a
one.
this conversation
after the
ladies.
your
the
busy himself about the
Well,
Yes. \_u?iperturbed~\
straker
he's
:
him
start
it; and
all about
knows
poetic Socialist,Tavy
a
don't
sake, Tavy,
car
and
;
[He
/ know.
is you
retires
te
off towards
presentlysaunters
house\ .
That's
tanner.
What
octavius.
been
New
way
I
nothing
see
chaffing him.
justnow. tanner.
I
want
Straker
to
I
But
speak knew
to
even
Polytechnic,probably. Well, proposed to her ? octavius
last
and literary
we
a
of the
cry
fashioned of
New
female
New
the
cultured Woman
along ;
came
Straker'
Man.
s
Man.
octavius.
of
have
setting up
some
never
the
Here
is.
years
phenomenon.
'
unusually old noticingthe advent
whenever
and
for
social
momentous
very
is ?
Straker
tanner.
persons
a
about
new
don't
want
to
about
you
him,
He
about
I [self-reproachfully]
about
learnt
it
?
Have
Ann
brute
was
talk
your him
Ann.
that.
what
except
enough
to
the
at
you
do
so
night. tanner.
Brute
octavius
Jack \_dithyrambically\
enough !
What
do :
we
you men
mean are
?
all
coarse
:
5
Man
2
we
understand
never
could
How
are.
and how
I have
Done
tanner.
! if you
her voice
done
her
seen
night thinking of them. have
borne
idiot.
an
If
sensibilities
idiot?
if you had heard I have lain awake all
Jack : !
tears
had
she
II
thing !
a
maudlin
you
am
had
such
Act
woman's
exquisitea
what,
Yes, I
octavius.
Superman
I could
reproached me,
it better. Tears
tanner.
! that's
She
octavius.
but
now
asked
her
dangerous.
did think
how
she
could
father.
She
stifled
me
dear
What
she
say ?
of
sob
a
thing any-
\he
"
breaks
down\ tanner [pattinghim if you feel Tavy, .
even
she's
tired of
not
an
It's
ass.
yet. you don't be
a
a
old
the
man,
fool,Jack. Do
of
has
yours
:
game
you
real
any
?
anything else ? that is why I expose Yes ; and myself and ridicule by tellingyou what passed. No, dear Tavy, not ridicule, on [remorsefully]
your
tanner
!
honor
it like
back~\Bear
cynicism
like hers
Hm!
octavius.
my
shallow
nature
a
tanner.
to
playing with
eternal
this
bearing on
her
it like
Oh, [impatiently]
octavius
suppose
the
on
Did
However, Her
octavius.
she
say
of
sense
Go
matter.
no
duty
is
on.
devout,
so
perfect,
so
so
Yes
tanner.
I know.
:
You
octavius.
Ramsden
her
duty to. her father thought I ought
she
rather
seems
ask
to
Of
I
is to
am
My
tanner. :
may
have she am
considers
she
transferred
to
you but
to
you
to
come
ward's not
you that
She
you.
spoken to is right;
a
both
in
all
said the
somehow
and
it
formally
hand.
extinguished totally
Tavy. answer
won't
official answer
you
arrangement,
new
and
suitor for your glad that love has
as
That
octavius.
this
now
that I
of humor,
sense
children
absurd
on.
guardians ;
course
received
be
tanner.
your
her
are
first instance.
under
see,
and
Go
be
happy
!
her. satisfy is, obviously,Bless
you,
my
I wish
octavius.
If it is
this.
You
want
I think
you
her
trust
to
I
tanner.
What
worries
it is
well
fool about
playing the to
and
me,
she is
that
doesn't
her.
to
free
as
to
choose
about
me.
me
that
"
have
Be literature
awful
an
I
However,
just!
what
say
suitor ; that
trust
her
to
her.
trustingyou
about
bee
the
to
you
you.
Have
?
I difficulty^
with
temper
little
not
am
to
"
patientwith
book
the
lesson
can
that
present.
just a :
I
that
of
book
at
tell her to you feel you can.
is, if you
idea
is the
sincerelyand earnestly
want
doubt
no
[keeping bis
tanner.
so.
tell her
to
you
discussingliterature
Ann's
she!
want
me
octavius
think
not
Maeterlinck's
read
It's
you,
53
do ?
to
me
octavius.
you
stop
very
does
Oh,
tanner.
can
would to
know
She
octavius.
what
Superman
are.
you
you
you
serious
not
tanner. as
and
Man
II
Act
about
bee
the
You
mankind.
/
me.
is natural think
and
the pursuer
history.
that
she
cussing dis-
not
am
you
are
the
pursued ; to come. persuade, to prevail,to overpart to woo, the marked who it is the are : pursued, you the You down destined need not sit looking prey. quarry, longinglyat the bait through the wires of the trap : the door that
you
are
will remain
so
it is your Fool
is open,
and
Why,
tanner.
but
to
a
as
soon
as
long
to
work
as
at
he
can.
:
Ann
I
octavius. can
nor
wrote
Dante
has
of
exposed
their
write
a
your
she
business
woman's
a
put it. in life
you
has
man's
keep
to
and
poems
your
ever.
to
get
unmarried
tragedies
without
inspiration.And
body no-
Ann.
that
except hadn't you
Petrarch
Beatrice, as
first-rate poetry
work
for
you
nothing.
cannot
Well,
safe distance?
is
have
You
give me
tanner.
It
other
possible,and
as
behind
believe that, vilelyas
what
man,
husband?
get
married
I could
I wish
octavius.
until it shuts
"
idolatry to
better
didn't see
you at
see
half
of Ann
least the
get
test
so
;
told.
domestic
her of
much
now
I'm of
as
it from
and
at
a
Laura,
yet
they
They never familiarity ;
p~
Man
54 it lasted
and
of
end
the
in
than
them week
a
find
don't
you when
she
eleven
else
out
the
to
and
kill
for
good
were
/
i
kill the
bees
There
is
Love
the
as
And
we
were
Love
Why, her
could
women
don't
I
bread
nor
and
ways
do
in
am
slave of love
consider
:
You
without
instead
of
ing mak-
spider kills her mate be right they would
or
as
if
we
only good enough
for Love
is
else
there
:
world
it the
body some-
love.
but
like
nothing
without
:
us
nothing if
if
the
children's
drone.
Ah,
octavius.
poet
Tavy, their
of it.
neither
am
thou
bee,
ate
we
I
about
Jack.
use,
been
it, they would the
no
never
But
solid
a
row.
I ! I have Ann.
But
becomes
dream
to
a
talk is
and
in love.
By Heaven,
work,
her
in her
won't
you
been
Go
wise.
;
dream
will be
of
and
forced
be
there sort
them
poet's
a
get tired of muffins.
never
dupe.
at
!
have
with
our
then
You
even
be
don't
you
You'll
This
tanner.
its
be
to
and
understand.
:
inspirationin
octavius.
love
all
wife.
;
no
I shall tire of her
think at
ceases
stone
II
muffins.
Not
tanner.
Act
Marry Ann ; and more inspirationin
graves.
you'll find
You
octavius.
Superman
their
to
plateof
a
and
be
would
nothing
of
dream
a
\
but
sordid
horror. And
tanner.
give
the
him
this
of my
hand
I
beg
is the
ward
cradles, and
changed in our of Don Juan. octavius.
this "
that
not
you
Tavy
!
asks
I believe
:
are
you
to
who
man
the
real
we
were
descendant
like
anything
say
to
me
that
to
Ann.
own
;
and
[Straker New as
be
Don't
tanner.
will
nothing back
comes
her
stop
with
demoralizing
Man,
She
afraid.
has
marked You
now.
newspaper^.
a
himself
with
a
for her
you are
Here
doomed. the
comes
halfpenny
paper
usual. would
Now
straker.
when
we're
Times
for
motoring
out
him,
the
Leader
you we or
it, Mr
believe take
the
Echo
in
two
for
me.
Robinson, papers, And
the do
Act
Man
II I
think
you
and
Leader
leaves
there
Enry
don't
Paris
straker.
countin
How
such
cost
d'y'see,
won't
be
do
a
tanner.
good run Tavy Yes.
octavius.
Uncle
tanner.
was
a
do
:
To
ambassadors. old
had
man
cords re-
average,
All
the
then
chance'll
our
an
same,
and
Mr
:
be
Tanner
uncle
my
James
?
?
had
first
a
society.
But up
prevent
her
from
big dinner Now
agonies of awkwardness.
cook
rate
cooked.
she
serve
a
the
ave
can.
to
give
to
Sheep out price with?
presently;
remember
what
wanted
skill, and
her
Motor
matter
fairlymad
me
he
you
Why James
it
it;
stop
while
to
it
butcher.
agin
makes
except and hated
shy
?
hour
an
does
glad
clamor
digestanything man
What
the
to
em
what
That
?
fortymile
at
Government'll
see
gone,
sellin
o
there'll
French
the
Times
the latest?
sillysheep. lot : they were
a
trouble
the
his Times.
with
killed ?
many
Two
straker.
Biskra
grabs the
bettin, Tavy.
with
What's
to
He
much.
Mediterranean.
the
tanner.
don't
old
55
in the
winners
no
his weakness.
are
Not
?
stodge myself
to
me
Superman
paper
my
Are
octavius.
not
see
ever
tanner.
and
he
:
Well,
his cook
the
here
a
month, and
I ;
am
of
princes and
to
that poor
leaving him,
twice
poor
proud
was
dinners
couldn't
and
suffer
here
is this
I loathe travelling but Man. chap Enry Straker, the New ; I rather like Enry. for nothing but tearingalong He cares in a leather coat and inches of dust all goggles, with two the risk of his life and over him, at sixty miles an hour and when his back mine. he is lying on in Except, of course, the mud under the machine it has trying to find out where
Well,
given at
way. least once
the
sack
have
to
amateur,
a
and
put who
give
fortnightI shall go
to
him
lose
American
some
with up will touch
Enry's slave, justas straker
if I don't
a
Uncle
nice
his hat
James
Garn \exasperated~\
a
him.
thousand He
mile
will
millionaire
;
run
give
and
me
J shall
respectfulgroom-gardenerand his place. I am know his cook's
was
!
I
wish
I
had
slave. a
car
that
Man
56 would that
as
lose
you
Might
by a
motor
a
gitthe
for half
in it
you of
out
all
say is
it workin.
wheel
last inch
II
both.
us
right. We'll
go
hour
presently. straker [in disgust] Arf an machine seats himself in it; and ; news], paper in search of more out
I
keep
to
All right,Henry, [soothingly]
tanner
What
you
nussmaid
a
don't
you
unless
car
and
Act
Tanner.
talk, Mr
pram
if
me
Superman
can
you
ave
and
car
as
money
well
as
that
fast
as
go
and
an
ahr
!
turns
[He up
a
returns
his
to
fresh page of
his
_
Oh,
octavius.
Rhoda.
from
with
row
English girl hates that's
her
eldest
mother
to
out
with
the
Rhoda
was
car.
She
motor
Rhoda
is
only
have
says
for
person
an
mother
and
;
positivelyprefers I
her
!
say
?
matter to
you
heading
one
her
[indignantly]Oh,
"
What's
tanner.
in the
She
is hates
she
But
Rhoda
think there
than
more
sister.
Ann.
octavius.
rule
a
for
note
a
note],
a
I rather
As
Ann.
I have
me.
Tanner
[He gives [openingit]
tanner
a
reminds
that
with
come
Ann
for
me
forbidden
has
ride
a
her
to
go
me.
markable suddenlybegins whistlinghis favorite air with redeliberation. Surprised by this burst of larklike they melody and jarred by a sardonic note in its cheerfulness, him. he is busy with and But his look inquiringlyat turn
Straker
,
paper
and
;
tanner.
Reason be
alone
a
fit person
for
to
of your
! An
a
You
too
weak
to
admit young
her
that
your
but
;
views
mind girl's
a
give
occasion.
I
Says do
What
with.
bids for-
Ann
reason.
?
reason
any
am
you
that
father
she
is dead.
has
a
very
heavy
Whitefield
Mrs
Rhoda.
control
No
octavius.
not
any to girl be
remember
[staringat him]
tanner
on
she
?
now
that
now responsibility
me
young
must
Does
insult is
with
paragon
octavius.
a
movement.
himself] [recovering
think
is
of their
comes
octavius
her not
nothing
and
are
In
I think
short, you I understand
hardly character.
suited
agree
with
her.
You
for the
formation
Ann. must
of
Man
II
Act
and
nothing of
I admit
tanner.
formation
of
consists
in
lie
I
that
but
the
in
habit
of
S7
and
I
admit
I
sort.
mind
lies ;
tellingher am
the
lady's
young
a
Superman character
object
the
ly
usua
particular
the
to
confidence
the
abusing
that
ot
girls. doesn't
Ann
octavius.
What
tanner.
sightof [catching
straker
Miss
Whitefield, gentlemen.
down
the
with
avenue
Jack.
say that, else does she mean
of
the
coming from
Ann
and
dismounts
[He
the air
?
who
man
a
bouse]
strolls away he
knows
is
no
longer wanted]. [coming
ann
I have
Jack.
one'of in the
headaches
her
It is
car.
shewing
deceiving
you.
ann.
What
Of
do
that
you letter and
read
like
to
full
you
cost
headache,
s
Ann
?
what
said
you
minutes
two
just
after
now
I had
;
and
received
to
!
you
only doing
was
it in the
kindest
you
You
Ann.
him,
her
"
duty, jack ; and
you
too.
way,
kind you
understand
right
were
are,
Tavy
! How
1
beams.
Ay
:
You
coils.
tightenthe
? She
octavius. ann.
is
of
particulars.
mind
well
How
tanner.
the
at
even
Rhoda'
cure
How [goingto Octavius']
Octavius
!
?
mean
written
has
Doing
helpful!
child
it.
Ann
quite right.
don't
consideration,
about
Never
octavius.
ann
to-day
misunderstand, Jack. Ann
cannot
tell her
With
it.
got
.
you
arrived
tanner.
know
out
go
has
course.
Rhoda
ann.
poor
you
Then
tanner.
her
disappointment to her, Tavy say now, you
kindest
Would
tanner.
add
do
the
you
ann.
you
cannot
ing, morn-
Rhoda
that poor
with
and
Surely you
octavius.
Good
cruel
a
What
tanner.
tell you
to
come
Tanner]
and
Octavius
between
Hush.
knows
For
I do.
shame,
Tavy
!
love
her, Tavy,
Man
58 and
I commit
off for
ann
I
She
her
at
care
speak
must
to
with
yourself; and
liar you
I
hour.
next
;
am
Tavy
her
found
have
.
and
off.
runs
time
love
in
what
out
so
ha?id~\
This
not
were
your
early housekeeping.
look here, Ann.
if
he'd
entertain hands
eloquent blush,
an
Rhoda.
about
you and
finish her
to
wants
Now [bluntly']
past all salvation
you've
with
you
incorrigible
an
are.
You
ann.
dare
I didn't
Jack.
misunderstand,
tell
Tavy
truth. No
tanner.
direction. I
that
daring
your
devil
the vicious
too
am
have
you
generallyin the opposite mean by telling Rhoda you
is
do
associate
to
human
any
that
now
:
What
have
ever
poisoned
her
her
in
mind
How
?
I
can
her
with
relations
decent
or
with
again,
abominable
that
?
way
I know
ann.
I had
ann.
The
mother
timid
me.
Always
All
yes
"
want
to same
you :
think I admit
have way
Book
timid
of
poor ?
Even without it
:
Rhoda
Would
you,
being
I have
had
You
it.
we
who
are are
a
man,
vilifyyou.
right
for
and mother
:
cruelly,so
so
cannot
and
misunderstood to
know
conventional
are
misunderstood it be
known
have
yours.
women
conventional, Jack, or
vilelymisunderstood. what
might
!
the mother
is.
mother
! I
Ha
dreadful
that
was
be
must
we
her ?
to
!
made
! It
ann.
how
to
[hiseye flashing]
tanner
lie
you
"
to.
Mother
ann.
did
why
Had
tanner.
incapableof behaving badly
are
you
Then
tanner.
the
for the
II
guardian
your
fly, dearest Ann [he kisses [tenderly] Ricky Ticky Tavy !
tanner
say
am
I
looks
landed
Act
car.
Jack.
morning.
octavius.
the
I
leave.
you
back will you the house to go friend. rather on Mamma's He's
:
He
Superman
Tavy's
in the
No,
American in the
give
to
you
turn
a
ann.
Ricky
I
Oh,
tanner.
and
fied vili-
Do
you vilified in to
let her
Act
Man
II herself
expose to
judge
hard
as
to
to way slander
lie and
they
as
59
she
is old
enough
That
can.
avoid and is
misunderstanding insinuate
what
and
obeying
tend preyour
to.
comes
I love
ann.
before
treatment
short, the
In
everybody
mother
such
to
Superman
herself?
for
tanner.
is for
and
my
mother, Jack.
rage] Is that [working himselfup into a sociological ? reason why you are not to call your soul your own any Oh, I protest against this vile abjectionof youth to age ! What does it it. Look at fashionable societyas you know is What pretend to be ? An exquisitedance of nymphs. tanner
horrible
A
it ?
of
procession
of
wretched
girls,each
in
the
ignorcynical,cunning, avaricious, disillusioned, old woman she whom calls antlyexperienced, foul-minded and sell mother, and whose duty it is to corrupt her mind her the to Why do these unhappy slaves highest bidder. than and old vile, sooner not anybody, however marry all ? Because of at marriage is their only means marry hide their selfish these from decrepit fiends who escape of the rivals who ambitions, their jealous hatreds young of maternal mask the have duty supplanted them, under and Such abominable the things are : family affection. voice of nature proclaims for the daughter a father's care claws
and and
law the the of
for
a
the
son
a
The
mother's.
law
for
father
and
son
the law of love : it is the daughter is not of revolution, of emancipation,of final supersessionof old and worn-out and capable. I tell you, by the young first duty of manhood and womanhood is a Declaration rity who Independence : the man pleads his father's authois no the woman rity who man : pleads her mother's authomother
is unfit
and
bear
people. I [watching quiet curiosity] will go in seriously for politics some day, Jack. Wh tanner [heavilylet down] Eh ? What? his scattered has that got to do wits']What have been saying ? ann
to
citizens
him
to
a
free
with
"
suppose
?
with
you
ing [Collectwhat
I
v.
and
Man
60
talk
You
ann.
Superman
Act
n
well.
so
It
nothing to you but talk. and mother, Well, go back to help her to poison your It is the RhoaVs imagination as she has poisoned yours. tame enjoy capturing the wild ones. elephants who I am boa a strictor conYesterday I was ann. getting on. an : elephant. to-day I am and trunk Yes. So pack your tanner. begone : I have to
more
no
ann.
to
to
enjoy
in
it but
Break
your
fast ride
a
an
sixtymiles like.
mind
in
excuse
for
a
impracticable.
and
be
You
a
ing accord-
way
according
not
and
of
to
your
and
vigorous ;
instead
car
learn
seeing nothing
detestable
write
can
finish
clean
your
with intrigue. Come to across Algiers and to Biskra, at Come the Cape if you to right down Declaration x"f Independence with a
and
will
vengeance. will
motor
hour.
an
That
a
Go
chains.
your
conscience
Marseilles
to
That
!
Get
mother's.
and
?
own
your
means
utterlyunreasonable
so
Do
tanner.
!
you.
are
I do
can
me
to
say
You
What
! Talk
Talk
tanner.
book
a
mother
your
and
about
it afterwards.
make
a
of
woman
you. I don't [thoughtfully"]
ann
in
You
that, Jack.
are
think
guardian
my
be
would
there :
stand
you
wish. Nobody could place,by his own be travellingtogether. It would against our thousand thank times, Jack. I'll come. a you father's
[aghast] You'll
tanner
Of
ann.
But
[he
"
feebly] No : look here, no point in doing it. do
me,
You it.
you
Yes:
tanner.
know
absurd
How
ann.
in a
say
my
word
: delightful
! ! !
come
course.
tanner.
ann.
harm
any
You
are
stops, utterlyappalled ; Ann
you
if there's
!
are
You
in it there's
harm
no
don't
resumes
to
want
promise com-
?
that's
the
talking would
:
then
never
whole
the
sense
greatest do
of my nonsense
anything
to
proposal. ;
hurt
and me.
you
Act
6
Superman
don't
if you
Well,
tanner.
don't
and
Man
II
want
be
to
1
compromised,
come.
since you
ought
wish
to
of
more
see
of
Jack,
you,
are
and
another
one
to
I said
better than
offer about
and
I
one
"
When
do
?
start
we
But
TANNER.
interrupted by the arrival She is accompaniedby the White field from the house. and Octavius. gentleman, and followed by Ramsden The
we
know
to
come
think
thoughtful and very lovely holiday, especially You reallyare good
Rhoda.
think.
you
Jack,
come,
very
this
me
will
guardian ;
my
[Gratefully]It's
after what much
You
it.
better.
another kind
I
Yes, [with simple earnestness]
ann
is
conversation
Hector
Malone
all ashamed
is
his
an
Eastern
American
nationality.This
Mrs
American
he
but
;
of
is
not
at
makes
English people of fashion think well of him, as of a young fellow who is manly obvious enough to confess to an disadvantage without any conceal that he it. to extenuate or They feel ought attempt be his made is clearlynot not to to sufferfor what fault, and make kind His chivalrous to him. a point of being specially and his elevated moral to women, manners sentiments, being both
of
gratuitous and
though theyfind his
and
;
amusing when
it has
theyhave
to
had
tell anecdotes and
also that
cruder
stage
has landed
ceased
make
him
puzzle
to
them
as
vein
of
them
understand
being
{as it
that
he
On
that
does
these
than
that
points Hector
the British
are
apt
in
is to
make
rather
at
first)
really
which not
fortunate un-
,
and
civilization
little
must
they are strictly personal oratory is an accomplishmentwhich of
a
easy humor
unless
him.
he still thinks
strike
unusual,
not
scandalous,
belongs to his
migration
quite convinced merits
a
of
:
their
and to represent their various stupidities, as incapacities points of good breeding. English lifeseems to sufferfrom to him a lack of edifyingrhetoric {which he calls moral tone) ; English behavior to shew want a English of respect for womanhood ; pronunciation to fail very vulgarly in tackling such words as world, girl, bird, etc.; English societyto be plain spoken to an which stretches occasionally and extent to intolerable coarseness ;
62
Man
English intercourse
and
to
need
Superman
Act
enlivening by games
and
stories
II and
other
pastimes ; so he does not feel called upon to acquire these defectsafter taking great pains to cultivate himself in a first
rate
before venturing
manner
he
culture
they very the
truth
saturation
ported by at
he
him
be
to
unpacked
at
a
moment'
of English literature,
science
The
notice
s
and
hurled
and at
art,
every
set
these
Matthew
Arnold, the
sallies
dismay up by him he is helpingto educate England. findspeoplechatteringharmlesslyabout Anatole France opportunity. in his beliefthat
Nietzsche, he devastates
and
this
as totallyindifferent, evasive, commonly are to all culture, or else politely being that Hector's culture is nothing but a state of with our literaryexports of thirtyyears ago, reim-
conversational
When
To
Atlantic.
finds English people either
the head
encourages
the
across
Autocrat
the
of
Breakfast
them
Table,
with and
Macaulay
even
;
and
as
he is
devoutlyreligiousat bottom, he firstleads the unwary, by humorous irreverences, to leave popular theologyout of account in discussing them moral questionswith him, and then scatters in confusionby demanding whether the carrying out of his ideals the not was of conduct manifest objectof God Almighty in and pure women. The engaging freshness creating honest men and the dumbfoundering staleness of his culture of bis personality he is worth make ing knowit extremely difficult to decide whether his company whilst is undeniablypleasant and livening, en; for there is intellectually be got out to nothing new of he despises and is careful not to talk him, especially as politics, commercial shop, in which department he is probably much in advance of his English capitalist friends. He gets on best with the friendship romantic Christians of the amor istic sect : hence which
has sprung
In appearance
four,
with
shaped
a
him
up between Hector
is
a
and
neatly built
short, smartly trimmed
eyes, and
Octavius. young
black
man
beard,
of twentyclear, well
from
ingratiatingvivacityof expression. the fashionable point of view, faultlesslydressed.
comes
along
the
an
drive
from
the house
with
sedulouslymaking himself agreeable and therebyplacing on her slender wit a burden is
Mrs
He As
is, he
Whitefieldhe
entertaining,and it is unable
to
bear.
and
Man
Act
II
An
Englishman
would
their
indifferenceas either let alone Ramsden
her
let
lot
common
let
or
Superman
strolls
al"net accepting boredom the poor
and
;
inspect the
to
motor
and
lady wants
thingsthat
the
prattleabout
over
63 be
to
her.
interest
Octavius
car.
fiinsHector. [pouncing
ann
do
what motor
think
you
mother
Oh, joyously~\
Jack is going lovely? I am
!
Isn't
car.
her
on
it
take
to
the
Nice
to
me
mamma,
in his in
happiest person
London.
she
sure
I should You
ann.
think
do
you ask
to
meant
is
good,
Ann.
to
take
Rhoda
the
house
you
much
too
in
mother?
you,
should
Why
object !
/
am
likelyindeed.
it very
object,do
whitefield.
mrs
she
don't
I
objects.
she, Ramsden?
Doesn't
objects.
ramsden.
will
Whitefield
[desperately]Mrs
tanner
[Trotting
a
run
it will
but
;
to
over
for
out
I ?
I think
it
Tanner] I occasionally:
do
when
you
back.
come
,
I
forgot:
guardian
my
hector.
like
to
you
have
Mr
Hector
Pleased
to
:
suggest
an
abyss of perfidy!
distract
[hastily,to
ann
Oh,
beneath
Abyss
tanner.
,
not
$utbursf\
Mr
Malone.
Tanner,
Malone.
meet
extension
Mr
met
this
from
attention
Mr
you,
of
I
Tanner.
travellingparty
the
should
to
Nice,
if I may.
Oh,
ann.
I also
hector.
If Miss car
my
Robinson is
General
to
talk
at
all
her
allow
modest me
understood, of
possessor the
isn't it?
motor
a
car.
privilegeof taking her,
service. !
constraint.
[subduedly~]Come, over
That's
coming. the
am
will
Violet
octavius.
ann
we're
the
arrangements.
mother I
:
must
leave
must
we
to
see
them
travelling
my
kit. Mrs
house.
Whitefield looks bewildered ; and they disappear round ; away
but
Ann
the
corner
draws
her
towards
creetly dis-
the
Man
64 I
hector.
depend
think
Continued
to
to
as
that
say
I
can
consent.
which
such
on
Must
and
the It'
octavius.
impossible for
convinced] Too
all
at
lady
have
that, Malone
not
s
not
young
!
Indeed
hector.
it
make
behind. her
expedition.
an
[amused
hector
Violet
leave
must
we
circumstances
eh?
far
so
go
afraid
I'm
are
come
may
II
Act
embarrassment.
octavius.
There
I
Superman
Robinson's
Miss
on
and
chaperone ?
a
at
"
I
May
least
what
ask
can, Ameri-
altogether.
not
other
objection
applies? be
never
what
able
with
go-
keep
to
Mr
it is.
you
tell
Oh, \_impatiently~\
tanner
Malone
another
hector
the
if
:
You [thunderstruck]
don't
do.
In
suspect
a
[with an air Her misalliance~\
known
:
she
desires
Nice
shall knows
Violet,
with
is married.
tell
me
!
so
confidence. should of i?nportance,lest Malone marriage has not yet been made it shall
that
We
everybody
to
go
you
She
We
man's
tell him.
unless
secret
wife.
tanner. ramsden
him,
be
not
for
mentioned
the
present. I shall respect
hector.
indiscreet an
to
of
opportunity We
tanner.
that
become
A
hector.
married to
you
he
his shell in to
must
little
think
a
very
than
ever.
declare are
his
interested
It
name.
in Miss
"
is er
"
for
me
saying so.
The
has
lady
young
her, it
forbidden
only right
to
tell you,
in Violet.
I hope [sympathetically] to
manner]
marked
strange.
Pardon
husband
her
trip?
is.
this very
singular. and
have
say.
embarrassed
secretly;
octavius
hector
who
more
this
about
it be
I should
case
[half apologetic,half huffy]
ramsden
since
is, in
him
know
no
more
You
octavius.
seems,
don't
I have
case,
They
was
consulting
Would
lady's wishes.
husband
her
[retiringinto
hector
In
who
ask
the
this
is
not
a
pointment disap-
you.
[softened, coming
out
of his shell again] Well
:
it
is
Man
II
Act
I
blow.
a
a
It's
manly.
not
65 a
man
leave
can
It's
customary.
considerate.
not
We
octavius.
Superman
how hardly understand position. Surely it's not
can
in such
his wife
and
feel
that,
as
imagine,
may
you
pretty
deeply. experience
enough kind
lead
be
excused
lenient
you
number
nature
of
is
a
of
think
higher than
he
a
a
right out
No It's
altar
to
be
as
worshipped.
lightlyas
So
I should
be
glad
do,
yoa
he
Whoever
more.
for her
Malone.
Mr
sake
you.
the
that
of
purer
himself, and
I
be
to
can't
Tanner. Miss to a
all their lives
secret
,
Violet's
husband
dismiss
that
However, better
man's
I'll say husband
of him.
sorrow] I'm
very
Very
a
/
done?
Robinson's think
live in
preferto
standing
Anyhow,
be divines
sorry. You're [gratefully]
hector
than
what's
is, he's
for [touched;
octavius
women
comfortable
[shaking bis bead]
conduct
woman's
a
it does.
American
ennobled.
been
hector
Thank
wonder more
is
woman
was.
tanner.
!
ennobling.
a
that
and
man's,
So [with conviction]
Europe
it
singlemeasure.
America
man
find it
may
and
man
a
man's in
than
lifts
better
find
the
that
?
certainlywon't
octavius
sorry,
Surely
cacchination
You
than
we
woman
him
not
mind.
try.
measure
common
Well,
morl
an
my
that
and
married
:
necessarilygreater
has
to
lV"r Tanner
me,
while
a
hector.
and
You
gather from
[drily]Get
greatest
on
pretty foolish too to take a very lenient
man.
a
to
with
agree
for delightful
no
I
Am
tanner
makes
this
Ha! [sardonically]
don't
not
not
repugnance] I hope
and
young
Too
ennoble
should
hector.
The
has
mystificationsof
of moral
conduct.
Ramsden.
tanner
you
very
such
for
Mr
marriage
what
symptoms
be
need
man
view,
fool who
young
know
to
[with strong
A
some
to.
hector so.
is
It [testily]
ramsden
good fellow,
Robinson.
;
66
Man Talk
tanner.
the
from
I
if
with
trip; and
Violet's
a
Violet
Are
She
off
cry
this
"
no
more.
the
into
Come,
Tanner.
with
Octavius
park
car],
motor
the
Hector,
to
avenue
tellinglies for my sake ? Lying ! Lying hardly describes it. I overdo in an Violet ecstacy of mendacity. away
carried
let
you'd
been
you
me
own
Hector
resolute]No,
and
serious
not to. promised me I'll keep hector. promise until you my But I feel mean, it. lying to those men, wife. Just dastardly. :
I wish He's
hector.
He
such
so
He's
unreasonable.
ridiculous.
too
to
You
Hector
you,
If
know.
manufacturer
English
consider
it
is the
dad, who
shew in
not
were
release and
;
my
unreasonable. his
rightfrom
middle
how
know if I
but
from
me
denying
prejudiceagainst the English
a
things I
hector.
would
no,
class.
dislike
I to
were
point
oh,
"
matter.
no
would
has
father
your not
It's
violet.
saying
I
:
you
violet.
of view.
it.
up.
becoming [instantly
violet
money.
to
a
they looking?
Have
hector.
don't
have
me
kisses him.
violet.
name.
coming
No.
hector.
lady
let
to
I shall have
alone.
strolls away
down
comes
violet.
well,
II
favor, gentlemen,
great
very
opportunity
delicate
a
past the
Tanner,
wish
the
lady
THi
Tavy.
get
take
the
it
\_gladto escape"]Say
Come,
Act
else.
something
esteem
it's rather
ramsden
I
should
would
you
words
and
about
Superman
house.
hector.
few
and
me
England Of
like
course
of a
misalliance.
biggest the
merely it's
office
door
to
were you office
And
she
justabsurd.
deceiving him. Why won't you
let
But
feel
I me
here's
son
own
as
has
the no
if I up ?
was
an
sillyold the
world,
perfect
most
handle
I tell you,
of
friends
my in
man
marrying
because
the
furniture, your
furniture
for
marry
to
her
Violet, I
stealinghis
Man
II
Act
about
You
it.
love, Hector
pleaseabout
you
67
Superman
can't afford
We
violet.
and
but
;
be
can
as
as
be romantic
mustn't
you
romantic
*
*
J
money.
and his habitual his uxoriousness [divided between elevation of moral sentiment]That's very English. [Appealing Violet : dad's bound find us out day. someto to her impulsively] hector
Oh
violet.
this every
over
all that
;
of
sort
and
I
thing
go
"
"
not
suffer
who
you
facing a struggleand
to
as
let's
promised
You
is I and
It silenced"]
be
don't
But
course.
dear.
meet,
we
this concealment
and
of
on
right, all right, I
[not to
violet
by
time All
hector.
later
yes,
simply
will
do
not
poverty It's
it.
too
silly. from
up violet
Do
dad
my
own
you
until
and
pay
character. bit
The
feet ;
the
that beast
love of
a
good
Jack
money I can
work
to
mean
?
marriage spoil my me got the laugh on
all
ennoble
to
woman
Tanner.
he's
Nice
motoring trip to
a
then
"
I hate
!
and
you
has
Tanner
and
;
the
let
to
mean
Mr
borrow
time.
same
[magnanimously] Oh,
proposed
take
of
sort own
my
don't
friend
Your
already about
hector
he's
on
the
at
I
Well,
violet.
needs
I get
up
I'll
not.
[alarmed and indignant] Do to want our marriage ? spoil'
hector.
a
shall
You
hector.
;
right :
he
him.
Besides,
onlv
and
I'm
going
to
manage
?
to
you.
How
violet.
Yes
hector.
they've They've told
see,
just
the
honored Tanner tanner.
jolly! ;
warned
are
off
me
overwhelming
most
going
we
going
in confidence
me
that
with
to
so you, you're married.
I've
confidence
You
speak. That's
ever
been
with. returns
Your
engineer is showing hector
but how
Straker, who
with car
is
it off
goes Mr great success,
a
to
Mr
to
his
Malone.
Your
Ramsden.
[eagerly forgetting himself] Let's "
car.
come,
Vi.
Man
68
and
Superman him
warning [coldly,
violet
pardon,
Mr
Malone,
did
I
with
\recollectinghimself]
hector
pleasure of shewing
you
II
your
catch "
ask
I
little
my
I beg eyes']
her
quite
not
Act
allowed
be
to
American
the
steam
car,
Robinson.
Miss
down
the
shall be
I
violet.
avenue]
trip,Straker.
this
with [preoccupied
straker
car] Yes ? supposed to
the
Whitefield
Miss
tanner.
off together
go
.
About
tanner.
pleased. {They
very
is
coming with
be
me.
So
straker.
I
Robinson
Mr
tanner.
gather. be
to
of the party.
one
YeS.
STRAKER.
Well,
tanner.
if you and me,
occupied with occupied with Miss deal
to
is
can
manage
leave
Whitefield,
so
Robinson
Mr
will
he
be
to
as
good
a
good deal deeply grateful a
be
you.
[lookinground
straker
simply
Evidently
"
tanner.
him] Evidently.
at "
grandfatherwould
Your
!
have
winked.
grandfatherwould
My
straker.
I should
And
tanner.
have
touched
have
given your
good
his
at.
nice respectful
grandfathera sovereign. approachesTanner].
and
She
tanner. as
is
Robinson
Mr
likely.[He leaves the about the lady's views ?
shillins, more
Five
straker.
is
What
be
justas willing to to
be
left
her.
to
left
to
Mr
car
Robinson
[Strakerlooks
at
his
with cool scepticism;then turns whistling to the car principal What do you noise. his favorite air] Stop that aggravating the melody and finishes mean by it ? [Straker calmly resumes .
it.
Tanner
politelyhears
Straker, this time ever
the
been masses
whenever this
with
;
Miss
morning,
but
I
of
object
Whitefield' too.
s
before he
out
elaborate
advocate
warm
a
it
to name
again addresses
seriousness], Enry: the
your
I have
spread of music among obliging the company
is mentioned.
You
did
it
well
as
give
it up
Why
?
tanner.
business
but
;
ain't my
I don't
distance, and
Even
know
not
my
it.
why. All right.
well.
very
Trade
approvalof your sillyto
It
to
seem
you
think
that,
between
as
how
know
keep
to
private affairs on are subject to the t
abuse
tages. advan-
your
said that what
was
sung. :
corrected
stand
I
tanner.
Voltaire
Voltaire
It wasn't
straker.
be
don'
But
that
you
said could
be
my
arrangements
Union.
remind
me
always
intrude
not
business
our
Let
shall
engineer, I
and
proper
Now
about
me
I trust, Enry, [impressively]
employer
too
kiddin
start
it's
business.
tanner
you.
Robinson
Mr
use.
Course
why.
kidding.
not
am
o
last.
as
sulky] Oh, [cheerfully
straker
my
you I
tanner.
needn't
bit
a
know
You
!
Garn
straker.
first
69
Superman
It's not [obstinately]
straker
may
and
Man
II
Act
that
it
Bow
was
Mar
Beaumarchais
:
what
is
too
Shay. of
delicate
to
course.
be
said
whistled.
Unfortunately your whistling, though ing ! there's melodious, is unintelligible.Come nobody listenneither genteel relatives nor the secretary of your : my confounded Union. As to man Enry, why do you man, be
can
think
friend
that my
Cause
straker. tanner.
Bosh!
STRAKER.
YOU.
Mean
straker.
Mr
arter
who
else ?
Whitefield
else.
summun
to
tell me
you
[infierceearnest] Are
didn'
t
know
?
Oh,
come,
you
playingthe fool, or
[with a flashof temper]
[More coolly]Why, If
it's
as
plainas
I'm the
not nose
man
to
man.
fool.
playinno on
don't know much you ain't spottedthat, you of things. [Serene again] Ex-cuse sort me, you Tanner but asked man to me man as ; you ; as
do
it ?
mean
straker
you
?
Tanner! tanner
you
she's
Miss
with
chance
no
! ! !
Me
tanner.
has
face.
your about
these
know, and
I
Mr
told
and
Man
jo
[wildly appealing
tanner
the
bee,
the
Superman
spider,
the
to
Then
heavens'] down
marked
the
II
Act
I
/am "
destined
the
victim,
prey. I
straker.
marked and
down
of
moment
that's
I
TANNER.
First
Is
kit
then
;
from
record
channel
Genoa,
the
to
to
bank
height of
that
it alone.
!
ready
start?
[he
by getting
from
Dover
or
mad
which are
!
[He
scrambles
;
for
like
[running on
D'y'mean
it ?
we
in
then
to
kit
;
Folkestone
car] my
then ;
Marseilles, sail
can
from
to
a
Off
we
for
rooms
break then
the across
Gibraltar, Mahometan
women.
kiddin.
you're
after
the
into
your
to
protected
starts
to
"
money
[resolutely] Stay
straker
destiny]
can't
you
short
to
Gam
tanner
his
machine
rooms
your
men
straker.
golden
?
for
away
port
where
country
the
:
Biskra.
But
him
London and
any
say.
Straker
?
[cutting
tanner
;
do.
[quailing]
straker
should
mistake
no
?
to
the
Now.
tanner.
and
are
the
arrived.
Yes
to
When
straker.
But
spider.
it.
[rising
straker
I
Henry
record
Break
the
you
too,
you,
has
[eagerly]
tanner.
steady
what
d'y'mean
That
straker
do
life
What
tanner.
go.
for
job
your
straker.
I'll
victim,
and
bee
the
[momentously']
tanner
the
about
jolly good
a
my
dunno
behind
the
motor].
him]
Here
as
the
If
then.
car
!
you
Mister!
plunges
won't
arfamo
forward].
come
!
III
ACT
with and
olive
distinguished.
the
wild
No
here
by
patches of
far north
very
of the passes
one
Granada,
to
Looking little
the
to
is
the
on
a
since he
a
wears
in
the
Sierra
In
the
hollow, men
of being
honoring the
even
:
touch
a
of aridity
Spanish magnificence
on
end
face of
and
its
Spaniard
or
a
horse-shoe, one
the
cliff,a
romantic the
towards
level
on
Nevada,
but
who,
as
conscious
Sierra
like
very
slopeleading to they recline at
ashes
of
dead
the their
leaf
it
as
and as
an
and
Scotchman
a
of -themselves
by using
hill,
little
amphitheatre
Probably
of a Spanish goatherd
the
which
and
hill, watching the road, is a
Scotchman.
quarryease
a
sees,
embankments
the dress
on
ever
cave
lefta
skirts the
which
higher
road
high
the
of
and
the
On
the
railway from Malaga amphitheatres of the Sierra,
the
of the road,
view
which
at
mountain
quarry,
smouldering white air
spot
a
wide
the
arch.
stone
is either
dozen
the
left,maintaining
occasional who
of the
one
right,in
commanding
cratic aristo-
most
a
fastidiousartist-creator.
a
:
tunnel
a
abandoned
reallyan
of
crosses
from
it
at
rather
:
everywhere.
economy
Not
stones
the
in
precipices,all handsome
and
nature
bracken
and
of gorse
peaks
stone
landscape made
frequent
Spanish
a
instead
vulgar profusion of vegetation
in
is
tall
up,
mountain No
of apple trees
pricklypears
Higher
wilds.
Rolling slopesof brown, in the cultivated patches,
Nevada.
Sierra
instead
trees
occasional
and
the
in
Evening
a
at
all
for
are
cave,
brushwood,
picturesque
man
Spaniard,
seems
round
an
a
home
that. about
heap of have
an
scoundrels
effectivepictorialback-
Man
J2 ground.
As
of
matter
a
the mountains
and
and
Poor
Law
them
band
selected
This
of description has intelligently observed
bodied are
who
all drunkards
not
do
not
fit the
that qualities an
are
would
tramp
Some
born
visited
or
weaklings.
ever Who-
the able-
social
our
of
failures
them
are
men
Preciselythe
into.
gentleman
an
artist
same
make
may
ablebodied
pauper.
There
the workhouse
because
theyare
an
into fall helplessly
paupers.
,
that
laborer
An
recognize
ablebodied
admit
will
they were
manual
who
the
the educated
make
uneducated men
and
class
Guardian
lice.
wholly contemptuous.
is not
of a workhouse,
ward
tolerate
and
III
picturesque;
not
lions
as
of tramps
them
Act
they are
fad
them
or
a
artistic
tolerate
English policeman as
Superman
who there because are good for nothing; but there are also men they are strongminded enough to disregard the social convention (obviouslynot a disinterested one on the part of the ratepayer) bids a man which live by heavy and badlypaid drudgery when he has
the alternative
of walking
into the
workhouse,
ing announc-
himself as a destitute person, and legallycompelling the house him Guardians better than he could to feed, clothe and When a feed, clothe and house himselfwithout great exertion. who
man
and
is born
in
starves
a
a
poet
garret,
refuses a
stool in
spunging
on
a
a
poor
stockbroker'' s
landlady or
office, on
his
than work against his grain ; or friends and relatives sooner when a lady, because she is a lady, will face any extremity cook than take a situation as of parasitic dependence rather To such or parlormaid, we make large allowances for them. allowances
tramp,
are
the ablebodied
pauper,
him,
which
his nomadic
variant
the
equally entitled.
Further, the imaginative to
and
must
lends labor
have
leisure
to
man,
tell
itselfto imaginative offerno
such
if his lifeis
to
be tolerable
himselfstories, and decoration.
positions.
We
The misuse
a
ranks our
position skilled of un-
laborers
have man a refuses to be misused, we horribly; and when b-e Let us no right to say that he is refusing honest work. before we play; so that frank in this matter go on with our were reasoning, we enjoy it without hypocrisy. If we may farsightedpeople,four fifthsof us would go straight to the
and
Man
III
Act
Superman the whole
Guardians
for relief,and
with
reconstructive beneficial
most
knock
73
social system
The
results.
to
reason
pieces we
do
by instinct or at all. habit, not reasoning about the matter Therefore when a and who, applying and does reason, can man comes along who the Kantian test to his conduct,- can trulysay to us, If everybody would be compelledto reform itself did as I do, the world and abolish slaveryand squalor,which exist only industrially, and because everybody does as you do, let us honor that man seriouslyconsider the advisabilityof following his example. do this is because
not
Such a
a
like bees
ants,
or
able-bodied, able-minded
is the
man
work
we
gentleman doing his
best
to
get
pension or
a
Were
pauper. sinecure
a
he
instead
him for deciding blame of sweeping a crossing,nobody would that so long as the alternative lies between living mainly at the
of
expense
the
mainly at his,
and
community it would
the greater
of
be
the
allowing the community
folly to accept two
what
to
him
is to
live
sonally per-
evils.
out thereforecontemplatethe tramps of the Sierra withprejudice,admitting cheerfullythat our objects briefly,
We
may
"
to
be
the
gentlemen offortune
differencein
One malice
just as
a
unchained have
and
other
But
unmuzzled
catches
;
lives wasted
men's
societyhas
as
would
friendlyand frank manner there are quadrupeds,who
in
not
the
of
torture
in
courage
them, simply wreaks rites
and
and
on
the
methods
position and
of them, perhaps, it
two
or
our
much
are
"
same
merely accidental.
be wiser ;
theirs, and
as
to
kill without
for there
bipeds,
are
dangerous to be left these cannot fairly expect to the work of watching them. are
too
kill
to
them
them, and, when
some
degradation, and
it
piatory superstitiousex-
then
lets them
loose with
heightened qualifications for mischief,it is just as well that theyare at large in the Sierra, and in the hands of a chiefwho looks as if he might possibly, on provocation,order them
to
This block
be shot.
chief,seated
in the
centre
of the group
on
a
squared
with a of stone from the quarry, is a tall strong man, strikingcockatoo nose, glossyblack hair, pointedbeard, upturned moustache, and a Mephistophelean affectationwhich is fairly
Man
74
and
the scenery
imposing,perhaps because than
Piccadilly,perhaps
in the can
which
man
by no
whether looks it.
he He
is
ef
a
has
a
fine voice
strongest
fact that
best
man
Act
in
of a larger swagger
certain
touch
that
certainlythe
The
best trained.
admits
of
picturesquesness. His
he rascally ; is reallythe
means
because
bim
gives
deliberate
excuse
Superman
fed, the
which
grace
a
ready wit
the party best
alone
mouth
eyes and
and in
sentimentality are
and
;
not,
or
he the
dressed, and
he
speaksEnglish is not unexpected, in spiteof the Spanish landscape; for with the exceptionof one who ruined man might be guessed as a bullfighter by drink, and unmistakable all cockney or Frenchman, one they are American therefore,in a land of cloaks and sombreros, they ; hard hemispherical seedyovercoats, woollen mufflers, mostlywear hats, and dirtybrown gloves. Only a very few dress after their with broad sombrero cock* s feather in the leader, whose a cloak descending to his high boots,are band, and voluminous as the armed and are un-English as possible. None of them ; ungloved ones keep their hands in their pocketsbecause it is their national be dangerouslycold in the open air beliefthat it must with the night coming on. an evening as any (It is as warm reasonable could desire) man inebriate there is onlyone person in Except the bullfighting looks more the company who than, say, thirty-three. He is a .
small
with
man
look
of a
small
hat
visible
:
reddish
whiskers, weak
tradesman it shines
sixpenny patent hat
in
the
eyes, and
He difficulties.
with
wears
the anxious the
onlytall
the
stickyglow of some ing tendreviver, often appliedand constantly in
sunset
state of the original surface than the produce a worse ruin it was applied to remedy. He has a collar and cuffs of his brown celluloid ; and Chesterfieldovercoat, with velvet collar,is still presentable. He is pre-eminentlythe respectable over man forty,possiblyover fifi\ of the party, and is certainly the leader' s right,oppositethree men He is the corner man on to
in scarlet
Of
the
ties
on
his
remaining
left. two,
solemn, and
One who
of these both
are
obstinate
;
the
three
is the Frenchman.
English, one other rowdy
is argumentative,
and
chievous. mis-
Man
III
Act
and
Superman
75
fling of the end of his cloak chief,with a magnifice?it them. his left shoulder, rises to address The applause greets him shews that he is a favorite orator.
The across
sohich
the
make
to
and
Friends
chief.
this
to
fellow
brigands.
We
meeting.
have
I have
a
spent Anarchists
now
posal prothree
or question Have We have the most Social-Democrats personalcourage ? gone and into the principlesof Anarchism Social-Democracy at of Anarchy has been cause ably repregreat length. The sented
in
evenings
by Anarchism the mendoza
order
discussing
Anarchist,
one
our
the
[laughter] anarchist [rising]A point of order, [forcibly]No, by thunder : your means
took
know
doesn't
who
what
"
half
an
Besides, Anarchists
hour.
Mendoza
"
last
point of
don't
believe
in order. the
[mild,politebut persistent:
anarchist
the
respectablelookingelderlyman That I is a vulgar error. cuffs'] the
Shut
up. The Anarchist On
mendoza.
and
of
the
have
hand
other
They
us.
put
prove
before
us
not
are
three
C'est
men
in
faux
scarlet
on
Mr
I
ties.
! faux ! ! faux
Order,
mendoza.
The
Chair
!
three
Social-
speaking terms ; and incompatible
Social-Democracy.
personalexplanation. fair,Mendoza. 3. Je demande
the
Sit down.
distinct
three
A
faux.
and
"
have
we
.
Be
collar
suppressed.
the
among
they
views
is
celluloid
order.
\sbouting]Order,
others
Democrats
can
is, in fact,
order.
Order,
mendoza.
the
in
he
others.
It's la
a
lie.
I
never
parole. C'est
! ! ! Assas-s-s-s-sin
I protest. said
so.
absolument
!!!!!!
order.
Order,
Social-Democrats
2.
Chairman,
order, order
! Chair
!
suppressed. tolerate all opinions here. But Now, mendoza. we after all, comrades, the neither vast are majority of us Anarchists Christians. Socialists, but gentlemen and nor are
Man
76 the
and
Superman
Act
assent] Hear, [shouting
majority
! So
hear
III
we
are.
Right. the
You
ain't
Christian.
exception to be a Jew ;
to
reassemble
applause
a
and
the
Zionists
its
historic
when on
be
not
last
the
that
true
Socialism
have
in
though,
;
a
I
am
honor
leader
of
not
am
/
:
the a
soil
to
Palestine,
[sympathetic slave
a
formulas,
once
sense,
have
need
all the
swallowed
I
volunteer
to
hear, hear, csfr.]. But
"
I superstition. of
It is
race
will
a
all rules.
our
Mendoza
You're
suppression!
Sheeny, you are. [with crushingmagnanimity] My friend
no
mendoza an
[smartingunder
social-democrat
rowdy
to
any that
even
Socialist,always
a
Socialist.
But
mendoza.
is
v
sense
common
sense
business
here
questions motor
of
in
Sierra
the
in
spot
that
aware
can
is
"
not
Nevada,
the
ordinary man scarcelybe called an a philosopher. Com"
a
secure
affairs
business
our
Well, what
it No
?
in
chosen
Is
Spain ?
politicaleconomy and
cars
!
good enough for him ; and is good enough for me.
fairest
the
well
am
[Hear, hear !]
ordinaryman
as
I
hear
ordinary brigand, who
the
even
mon
Hear,
social-democrats.
the
the
discuss
to
it
:
by
is
is
our
Moors
abstruse hold
to
up
equitable distribution
more
of
wealth. the
All
social-democrat.
sulky
made
by labor,
mind
you.
[urbanely]Undoubtedly.
mendoza
and the
be
We
circulation
among
chieflyneeds risk of
our
of courage,
abstinence. and
broiled the
sulky
it
by labor,
squandered by wealthy vagabonds that shores of disfigurethe sunny
its way to of vice dens
on
Mediterranean. to
All made
"
lives and
We
intercept that wealth. the
the
class
working
that
class.
liberties,by the
We
do
exercise
and abstinence foresight, I myself have eaten nothing but rabbit for three days.
endurance,
social-democrat
the it
restore
it and
produced
in
of
that
this
at
the
the
virtues
especially pricklypears "
No more [stubbornly*]
ain't we.
Superman I
Have [indignantly]
mendoza
share
and
Man
III
Act
jy
taken
than
more
my
?
the
his needs
to
genuinely
the
Mendoza
ing accord-
each
according to his means. [shaking his fist at the Anarchist] each
English
both
with
Hear,
brigands.
of you.
hear
Bravo,
!
!
What
mendoza.
gentlemen,
and
take
we
the
I
"
the
is, let
say
strive
excel
to
treat
us
in
personal
the
the
rest, who
joins the
sulky
the
hill.
road
springs
!
[He
rushes
to
their
feet] .
! Who
arms
He
the north.
to
all scramble
To
[in ringing tones]
mendoza
only
courage
! Automobile
Automobile
goatherd.
the
on
comes
the hill and
as
Shikespear. [derisively]
from the goatherd forward along points excitedly
up and
another
one
field.
social-democrat
rowdy
whistle
down
To
?
not
I [diplomatically] agree
mendoza
when
he
you?
!
Fumiste
A
from
:
frenchman
the
should
Why
anarchist.
should
[unmoved] Why
social-democrat
sulky
the
has
the
gun?
to Mendoza] [handinga rifle
social-democrat
Here. Have
mendoza. the
rowdy
If the
nails
gives the
Two
[To
the
fail, puncture who
rifleto Duval,
him
others
of
With
tires with
follows
producesan opera glass. The and disappearto the north]
ahnces
Frenchman]
their
road
in the
strewn
social-democrat.
Good!
mendoza.
nails been
the
em.
Duval.
me,
bullet.
a
up the hill.
hurry
?
across
[He
Mendoza to
the road
.
[on the hill,using
mendoza
and
his chauffeur.
Angliche
duval.
rifle]Faut mendoza.
down
:
duval
Dieu
They
! Aoh
his
glass]
look
yess.
Two
talist only, a capi-
English. Cochons
[Handling the
!
? tirer,n'est-ce-pas
No
:
the nails have
gone
Their
home.
tire is
they stop.
[shoutingto
the
others]
Fondez
sur
eux,
nom
de
! mendoza
[rebukinghis excitement]Du
calme, Duval
:
Man
78 keep and
hair
your
receive
take
They
on.
Superman it
Act Let
quietly.
III
descend
us
them.
descends, passing behind
Mendoza whilst
leather
and
Tanner
caps,
led
are
fire and
in their
Straker,
and
and
coats,
the
in
coming forward,
motoring goggles, the
from
road
by
the
brigands, Is
tanner.
boss ?
Does
the
he
rowdy
speak English
Mendoza,
President
I loftily]
am
brigand
a
lets
Shake
poor. the
English
am
Ere
humor.
Brigands drop do
! where
I
is he ? friend
by
a
myself:
Sierra the
!
[Posing
rich.
I live
or
hear
by robbing
their
into
! and
Tanner
Mendoza
former places,
in ?
come
friend
and
chauffeur.
Well, [suspiciously]
SOCIAL-DEMOCRAT
SULKY
the
Hear,
[introducing]My
THE
downt
hands.
The
straker. tanner
of
social-democrats.
hands.
introduce
to
me
by robbing gentleman :
a
laughter and good
General
Y'
bossed
be
ahrselves
League
I live
[promptly] I
tanner
your
?
the :
as
he does.
Course
Allow [with dignity'] of
describe
you
?
social-democrat.
mendoza
show-foor
?
It makes
all
which
difference,
the
know.
you
[explaining]We
mendoza
friend. He
if straker.
again. duval
[He
expect
for
ransom
a
professionalchauffeur is free of the mountains. of his takes triflingpercentage principals a he will honor us by acceptingit. this way I see. to come me Just to encourage
duval.
about
it.
rushing across [impulsively
straker
you,
I'll think
Well,
embraces
to
him
rapturously and kisses [disgusted]Ere, git out :
frere!
Straker] Mon him don't
on
both be
cheeks].
silly.Who
?
pray
Duval
Oh,
straker. the
should
A
even
ransom
are
gentleman
we
bloomin
shake
the
Hinglishmen Spenniard, do you
suppowz
the
this
anarchist.
:
Social-Democrat.
you're He
a
means
Social-Democrat, that
he
has
are
sold
you? out
to
the
and
Man
III
Act
and
parliamentary humbugs is his
that
He
Bourgeois. menteur
thing
o
Compromise.
say
do
you the
in
put
with
up
Are
?
this
o
avin
we
at
we
are
or
much
ow
here
mountains,
Hear,
"c.
hustled
into
the
being
a
Socialist
a
Sit
Anarchist
Straker, after superintending
his
on
Mendoza1
s
right],
offer
rabbit
Broiled
anything ?
you
"
Thank
mendoza
[to his followers] Gentlemen Go
day.
the
and
tanner.
for the
it.
,
we
pricklypears
Chuck
up.
satisfactionplaceshimself on
Can
mendoza.
Shut
background.
proceedingwith
left,Tanner
hear!
Social-Democrats
[The
"c.
and
he
here, Captain Mendoza,
majority.
down, this
what
?
the
are
He say. say able Jamais de la vie ! Miser-
understand
See
pleasure trip meetin
bourgeoisie. Compromise!
the
"
straker. sort
79
faith.
[furiously]I
duval
Superman
you
dined.
have
we
:
is
business
:
over
please until morning. The into groups lazily. Some Brigands disperse go into the Others sit down lie down A few cave. to sleepin the open. or the road ; for produce a pack of cards and move off towards it is now have that motor cars starlight; and they know be turned can to account lamps which for lighting a card as
you
party.
[callingafter them]
straker
with
that
No
mendoza. one
we
straker
know
how
opposite
the
touch chat
one
at
our
tanner.
Tanner,
without ease
By
to
three
stop
of you
none
ing fool-
go
?
fear, Monsieur
It carried
not
them
hear
it do
brave
it, into
police station. sending for
The
le Chauffeur.
captured cur^d us of that. did [interested]What
mendoza.
did
d'ye
car,
Don't
?
comrades
of
Granada,
and
Since the
first
then
chauffeur.
who
ours,
capsized we
never
Shall
we
?
all
means.
Mendoza,
and
Straker
sit down
on
the
turf by
80
Man
the
which
the
right to the
by sittingon as
until
business
question of
are
remarkable
a
themselves
do
will
stone
only
your
for
me.
put
off
out
of
arrived
prefer
at
to
settle
to
the
service. I
rich
am
enough
reason.
by this admission]You usually describe guests
struck Our
sir.
man,
Preciselywhat Treat
tanner.
Don't
know.
well
us
No
straker.
don't
people
poor
own
me
shall
do
can't
you
not
and
pears
them.
to
say
we
:
prickly tell
we
ungrateful.
prove
broiled us
a
rabbits, you
bit better
than
that
can
be
like.
if you
procured
for
ready Are
tanner.
no
no,
all Socialists
you
modern
of
distribution
But
respect. two
I
I ask ?
here, may
had
air of the
that
should
could
you
am
so.
century. Socialism it.
a
the lose
take
ally natur-
existing self-
our
exception
to,
*
of
bit of
rich It has
must
We
you.
justice of
we
intention
no
fact, I
takingto
the
to
as
assure
faddists.
Quite
mendoza.
kind, I
otherwise
:
[drily]Most
straker
are
wealth
three
In
straker.
views
nothing
or
tanner.
the
of
nothing
:
have
chaps
you're talking.
Oh [repudiatingthis humiliating misconception]
mendoza
except
bread
money.
Now [graciously"]
straker
and
kids, milk, cheese
Wine,
mendoza.
the
III
cars. mendoza.
no,
am
miserably poor. Pooh ! Miserably
as
tanner.
motor
I
once,
have
vou
would
much [respectfully,
mendoza
using the
Spain always
fact,
if you
To-morrow
anything in
pay
In
at
ransom
in
custom
However,
tanner.
to
is the
to-morrow.
hours.
office
Act
his back.
It
mendoza.
like his guests, and
ground
support for
a
Superman
bis presidential waives delicately dignity, of block is the appanage, sit on the squared stone
Mendoza
fire.
and
men
a
suggestinganything Socialist myself. are,
reached
be
creditab dis-
I notice. us,
looking
I admit.
up
a
bit
It is in
if your
That
mendoza.
real a
among
brigands,it
movement
But
tanner.
ordinary citizens
are
of
few
too
are
fined con-
exercise
never
can
is
1
them.
capable of spreading hope for a political majority. than brigands any less honest itself
your
?
Sir
mendoza.
men
there
:
which
movement
honest
never
can
A
sir.
shews
Until
8
Superman
is true,
philosophers and politicalinfluence
to
any
and
Man
III
Act
I will be
:
frank with
Brigandage is
you.
classes : those attract two professions who not are good enough for ordinary bourgeois life and who those too are are good for it. We dregs and scum, the scum sir : the dregs very filthy, superior. very Take hear you. the dregs'll ! some care o straker. It does each not matter : mendoza. brigand thinks and likes to hear the others called himself scum, dregs. Abnormal
abnormal.
Come
tanner.
! you
are
head, flattered]. May How
tanner.
such I
?
pears
blunt
As
mendoza.
does
flock
a
have
seen
broiled
Pooh
!
Indeed,
had
have
mendoza
Yes [reflectively]
Hence,
waiter.
a
sudden
[With
You
and
already "
perhaps, I
intensity]Shall
their
shepherd prickly less
swear
turn
the
at
at
the
as
waiter.
of
the
Savoy.
!
me
I, Mendoza
:
to
champagne.
turn
my
astonish
A
was
have
there
tanner.
I'll
gifted,and foie gras all had
shall
!
waiter
question?
man
on
turn
a
bis
inclines
of your talent rabbit and broiled
a
less
I
blunt
a
you
Savoy on they have
rabbit, just as I
it pay
men
[Mendoza
please.
you
this
as
honest, supping at the mendoza.
ask
one as
wit.
a
Sierra,
cosmopolitanism.
my
tell you
the
story of
my
life? If it ain't [apprehensively] him] Tsh-sh [interrupting
straker tanner
Henry interest can
go
:
you me
to
mendoza.
straker.
have
no
Oh,
I loved
woman
this is
:
long, old chap
you
are
a
a
love G
"
Philistine,
in you.
romance
[To Mendoza] mind Never Henry
extremely, President. sleep. The
too
You :
he
"
story, is it ?
Right
you
are.
m "
82
Man
Go
I
:
on
and
only
was
Superman
afraid
going
were
you
Act
III
talk about
to
yourself. Myself! I have thrown myself away for her No the world sake : that is why I am here. matter : I count She had, I pledge you my well lost for her. word, the most had humor She magnificenthead of hair I ever saw. ; she had intellect ; she could cook to perfection her highly ; and mbndoza.
made
temperament
strung
cruel, in capricious, A
straker.
Er
cookin.
sir:
she
familiar
with
English peerage sold
all but
woman,
and
earl's
an
half-tone
process,
this
worker
:
I should
Yet
woman.
otherwise
let
"
scorned
have
she
was
a
it?
daughter. has made
all,for
of the
woman
a
people,
bluntness
reciprocateyour
me
"
her. did she
And
Very properly.
tanner.
the
of the daughters of the appearance I can honestlysay that I would have
lot, faces, dowries, clothes,titles,and
the
smile from a
the
;
o
not
was
the
Photography,reproducedby me
sort
Lady Gladys Plantagenet,wasn't
was
No,
mendoza.
word, enchanting.
a
shillin novel
six
name
able, uncertain, incalculable, vari-
her
respond to
your
lore ?
On
tanner.
if she did ?
religious grounds
No
mendoza.
considers
Jew
here
She
objectedto
Jew.
a
marry
I be
Should
mendoza.
:
in
she
was
a
his heart
?
freethinker.
that
English
said that every people are dirtyin She
their habits.
Dirty ! [surprised~]
tanner
It shewed
mendoza.
world
for
;
code
makes tanner. straker.
extraordinary knowledge of the it is undoubtedlytrue. Our elaborate sanitary of the Gentile. us unduly contemptuous hear that, Henry ? Did you ever I've
her
heard
sister say
my
so.
She
was
cook
in
a
Jewish familyonce. mendoza.
the
I could
impression
round
any
it made
other
not
deny on
could
it ; neither
her
objection;but
mind. no
I woman
could can
I eradicate have stand
got a
suspicion of enough
for
barmaid
named
suicide
of
I
her
It
without
who
me
murder
at
I
In was
I
America
wanted
by
had
idea
was
he
who
South
of
Europe
the
He
man.
of
that
and
west
idea
up
to
she
might
motors
a
trains.
up
in the
cars
appointed dis-
introductions
valuable
some
cut
fell in with
desperate and
a
do
to
hysterics; and
so
holding
me
gave
poison
police for holding
the
I talked
stealingupstairsto
out
went
good
accursed
an
marry
into
went
was
welcome
a
:
I
that
wasn't
beetle
America
to
entreaties
I loathed.
whom
she
:
went
dreaming
to
packet of
a
she
that me
Lazarus,
offered
living man
a
throat.
man
recommended
I hinted
am
sleep
and
My
person.
retorted
always
Rebecca she
her
to
she
me,
:
it with. as
:
83
Superman
indelicacy as
vain
in
were
and
Man
III
Act
of the right sort. I formed a syndicate; and capitalists I became the present enterpriseis the result. leader, as the leader, by his brains and imagination. Jew always becomes But I would with all my give everything I pride of race be" an I am like a boy : I cut her to Englishman. possess to
name
the
on
I lie down
alone
and
Louisa
Straker
by gassin about
her
A
mendoza.
favorite brother
a
Louisa
his knees
on
is my
am
Louisa
"
Straker
"
most
Look indignantly] Wot
?
Wotshe
got
coincidence
!
to
You
do do
mean
you with
you
Enry,
are
?
her
are
you
your
fat
my
ed,
so
callin name
Enry
with
or
What
?
hers
?
call have
you
For
pins
two
I would.
[with grandiosecalm] to
brag
of
her
tanner.
of
it afterwards
Mendoza
This
is
:
that
If I let you do it,will you She will be reher ? minded to
is all I
desire.
genuine devotion, Henry.
respect it. straker
cry
Louisa
"
sister,see
like this ?
libertywith
mendoza
promise
hair and
I
! "
dramatic
Oo
punch
When
!
straker.
I'd
name
sod.
the
on
wretched
my
[scramblingup
straker
to
initials
!
Straker
tanner.
take
tear
It is her
mendoza.
:
her
[startled] Louisa
straker
here
and
trees
Funk, [fiercely]
more
likely.
You
should
Man
84 of
knows,
would
you
have
much
as
!
Young
as
your
chance
of reckless pugnacity
air
Louisa
! Louisa
should
think. I wish
mendoza.
is
Here [exasperated]
straker
me
for
with
.
your 1
you,
,
think
to
a
as
With
,
persuadeher
could
you
well
his knees
good enough
I
:
sister
I ain't afraid of you
Straker
Miss
!
man
against
perambulator againstyour motor car. [secretlydaunted, but risingfrom straker an
in
Act
feet] Funk and fighters ;
family of
famous
a
Superman
bis
to {springing
mendoza come
and
so.
"
Oh come and interposing] Henry: [risingquickly President could if the t can even fight the fight you you whole Sit down League of the Sierra. again and be friendly. tanner
A
cat
look
may
look
may
at
king; and
a
All
sister.
your
even
President
a
of
gands bri-
familypride is really
this
old fashioned.
very
[subdued,but grumbling]
straker
But at
at
does
wot
im
he
makin
by
mean
[Reluctantlyresuming
?
think
ud
talk
one
[He
turns
bis back
she
bis coucb
keepin
was
and
tbem
on
out
.
Let
him
look
that
she
ever
tbe
on
her
at
looked
turf]
Lar
him
with
company
him.
himself to sleep].
composes
he finds as confidential [to Tanner, becoming more listener in the still himself virtuallyalone with a sympathetic starlightof tbe mountains ; for all the rest are asleepby this time] It was just so with her, sir. Her intellect reached social prejudices twentieth century : her forward into the mendoza
and
family affections reached
sir, how our
the words
emotions
of
Louisa
I loved
I
on.
infatuation. I should you cannot
see
do
"
up
seem
to
dark
Ah,
ages.
fit every
crisis
in
am
owned I
am
a a
justiceto
rest.
able
an
all their
quantityof
love
sum.
my
forget the
I
have
!
the
brothers
40,000
:
with
not
Make
so
Shakespear
into
!
Could
And
back
man,
Call it madness a
strong
first-class hotel.
brigand,an what
outcast.
I feel for
man
I
met
:
ten
m
her
;
"
years and
"
Shakespear
Even
Louisa.
will
if you
Let
me
read
Act
III
you
some
lines
better
Superman
written
I have
that
literarymerit
slight their I feel
and
Man
than
her
be,
may
casual
any
about
words
85 ever How-
myself.
they
what
express
[He produces
can.
a
packet of hotel bills scrawled with manuscript, and kneels at the fire to decipherthem, poking it with a stick to make it glow] tanner [slappinghim rudely on the shoulder] Put them
.
in the
fire,President.
mendoza
[startled]
tanner.
You
crime
against
How
can
No
don't.
you himself
if he
would
man
reallyknew
round
look
you
to
career
monomania.
a
it.
No
tanner.
?
sacrificingyour
are
I know
mendoza.
Eh
these
at
commit
what
he
such
doing.
was
hills,look
august
a
at
up
finelytempered air, and then talk second like a floor in Bloomsbury ? a mendoza [shakinghis head] The Sierra is no better than the ofF. Besides, once Bloomsbury when novelty has worn this divine
this
sky, taste literaryhack on
mountains
these with
dream
you
of
women
of
"
women
magnificent hair. Of
tanner.
dream
of
strange
and
Well,
with
moments
there
suddenlyand
shall
we
himself
Mendoza,
boast
not
I
:
MENDOZA.
a
to
until
This
sir.
morning,
is
a
sigh,follows in
the
his
[drowsily]Go thee
saw
I
on.
first in Whitsun Louisa
lies down
Then
but
it
;
and
for
Mendoza
a
few
sits up
"
few
a
before
lines
opinion
of
you
them.
listening.
am
week
"
[rousinghimself] My ;
example
Sierra.
says
I
[He
Goodnight.
see.
.
is peace
name pretty Whitsun week.
very
me
sleep]
Louisa, tanner
make
not
heartwhole.
am
pleadinglyto Tanner read to mendoza. Just allow me to sleep. I should reallylike your tanner
will
for dreams.
country
composes
friend
my
Do
tanner.
They
Louisa, in short.
women,
mendoza.
go
make
dear
President, Louisa
really doesn't
rhyme
well
is
a
to
Man
86
Of
mendoza.
the
Louisa
not.
course
is
the
not
I
the refrain.
{subsiding] Ah,
Act
III
rhyme,
but
beg
pardon.
your
on.
Perhaps
mendoza.
you
Superman
refrain. tanner
Go
and
will
do
you
like this better.
not
for that
care
[He recites, in
rich
one
I think
:
and
soft tones,
time]
in slow
Louisa, I love thee. thee, Louisa.
I love
Louisa, Louisa, Louisa, I love thee. One and name phrase make one my Louisa, Louisa, Louisa, I love thee.
lover, Mendoza,
Mendoza
Louisa, Louisa,
a
is
thee.
adores
merit
no
in
is
Louisa
name.
for Mendoza.
in the world
Mendoza
[Affected]There such
for Louisa.
adoringly lives nothing but that
There's
lines upon
Louisa.
thy lover,
Mendoza
Thy
music,
an
producing beautiful is it exquisitename,
not?
[allbut asleep,respondswith
tanner
O
MENDOZA.
wife
of
Mendoza, Louisa, Louisa
Mendoza's
That of
No
blest
How
painlesshis poetry
Don't
hearts.
the
How
is real
.
thou, Louisa,
wert
The
faint groan]
a
were
"
life of Louisa's
longing
from
think
you
Mendoza,
the
it will
of love
heart
!
the
from
"
her
move
!
Mendoza for Louisa
heart
?
answer.
[Resignedly] Asleep, as usual. Doggrel to all the world : heart heavenly music to me ! Idiot that I am to wear my sleeve! on [He composes himself to sleep, murmuring] my Louisa,
I
Louisa, I Straker
love
thee
;
I
love
thee, Louisa
;
Louisa, Louisa,
"
snores
;
rolls
over
on
his side
sleep. Stillness settles on the Sierra ; The fire has again buried itselfin
and
;
and
relapsesinto
the darkness
white
ash
and
deepens. ceased
to
Act
but
firmament; steal away
is
no
thins:;
sound,
of the
out
Instead
universe.
space,
nor
vanish
and
dim
stars
omnipresent nothing.
time
no
the
now
87
Superman
unfathomabledark against the
peaks shew
The
wlm
to
and
Man
III
and the
of the
skyseems
Sierra
there
sky,no peaks,no light,no
No
somewhere
Then
void.
utter
;
starry
the
beginning of a pallor,and with it a faint throbbing buzz as of the same note on endlessly A ghostly violoncellopalpitating a
coupleof ghostlyviolins presentlytake advantage
and
therewith
a
pallor reveals
visible
but For
the
with
seated, absurdly enough,
man,
his head
he raises
moment
void,
in the
man
a
as
the music
poreal incor-
an
nothing.
on
by. dejection;and despairand at
a
thus:
instruments,
bass
passes him
heavy sigh, he droops in utter their melody in the violins, discouraged, retrace last give it up, extinguished by wailings from Then,
of this
wind
uncanny
"
Horn
It is all very
and
on
odd.
this hint, and
One
by the
recognizes the Mozartian aid
of certain sparklesof violet light
the
costume pallor,the man's Spanish nobleman of the XV-XVI but where? why? how? course; hidden by his of his face, now
in
suggestionof Tanner. paler and
more
colder, without and without
but
A
a
still a resemblance,
explainsitselfas Don
century.
Besides, in the hat
brim,
there
was
that
touchof his an
of
a
Juan, of brief lifting a
curious
handsome critical, fastidious,
Tanner's
even
strain;
face,
thusiasm, impetuous credulityand enmodern vulgarity, plutocratic
identity. The
name
too:
Don
Man
88
"
have
Another
the
pallor in
turning this
void, bent and
in the
With
coarse
wanders
and
tune
this
as
well
the
old
juan.
the
old
confessed
family
dark
grew
by
which
you
much
can
She
as
guess, wanders
wasp fliesin
a
against the thing she seeks: the
and
man
old
poor
pride
creature
him
in
and
tion resolu-
addresses
still express
can
me
her
I
but
;
and
lonely ;
so
am
?
comer
Yes
:
and
my
when
;
fixed
eyes the
I died
I suppose
unction
extreme
and
;
I
the back
light came
I have
seeing nothing.
in
was
on
this
bed
with
my
Then
cross.
it
I
morning.
this
was
wandered
it
light
for hours
loneliness.
\jighing~\Ah!
juan
One
of time.
new
me
I walk
in horrible don
A
I had
about
one
as
in
awful.
so
woman.
;
well
of relief
Excuse
woman.
don
ghostly
a
wandering
crone
religiousorder.
of the
which
agreeable dis-
a
suffering.
as
place is
old
draped, as
;
sob
a
whisper of
an
hopelessway,
the presence
dry unlovely voice,
is
she blunders
rapid busy way, until companionship. With at
there
:
slow
its
clutches
but
violet
not
?
sadness: infinite
frock of some
her
in
time
it, the
into
toothless
brown
the Sierra
century and
III
elsewhere
or
"
,
yellowishpallormoves
the
XX
Act
earth
on
void, this
smoky yellow.
The
Where
the
from
to
got
we
clarionet
Superman
io, John Tanner.
Tenor
Juan
and
old
don
juan.
the
old
In
yet lost the
not
sense
does, in eternity.
soon
Where
woman.
the
have
you
are
?
we
hell. Hell [proudly"]
woman
!
I in hell !
How
dare
? don the
woman.
old
speaking. Church.
[unimpressed] Why
juan.
I
am
a
You
do
lady^
and
not a
not,
Senora
know faithful
to
whom
?
you daughter of
are
the
Man
III
Act
don
juan.
the
old
I do
don
I
it.
have
then
how
I
Hell, Senora,
tory, Purga-
has?
who
perfect:
assure
you
"
hell
;
though perhaps
solitary
most
I be in hell ?
can
been
not
89
But
lying.
are
juan.
that is, its
doubt
But
perhaps: you
Superman
not
woman.
hell ! oh,
and
its best
at
would
you
:
prefer
company. the
confessed
juan.
the
old
don
Ah,
for
nothing
it
been
but
now
I
bad
tion, by oversightor intenmyself; and there is
like
best
the
Oh [indignantly] !
All
it.
of
! and
I
deeds
good
my
confessing too
as
have
might wasted
!
It
unjust. don
No:
juan.
fullyand
were
you
vicarious
deeds,
bad
your
atonement,
me was
don
juan.
I
old
to
herd
with
good
woman.
have
it don
set
good
a
you
We
justice.
have
many
?
man
murderer.
a
A
murderer
murderers
I
was
is
some
!
There
!
Oh,
how
not
as
dare bad
mistake
:
they send that
as
where
:
I do
here. have
made
the
old
woman.
don
juan.
I ways
whether
know
not
Probably they
they
I
can
will
mistakes admit
not
a
be
can
mistake
rected coreven
one.
But
whom
should
ask
of
place, which
this
the
I ask ?
can
Devil,
Senora is
:
he
than
more
stands underI
ever
could. the
old
I
right ?
juan.
the
was
woman.
the
a
Were
woman.
old
For
without
mercy.
your
the
clearlywarned. mercy
good deeds, justicewithout good people here. For
if
committed. really,
as
whether
make
to
wickeder
much
so
perhaps
Senora,
woman
old
the
is
that
certainlydamned,
are
I
sins than
IfcitU-
all events,
At
?
Moxe
woman.
juan.
you
is
much
How
confession.
iittle.
I have
sincerelyrepented ;
"
don
loved
I have
But
woman.
old
woman.
The
Devil
!
/
speak
to
the
Devil
!
Man
90 best
In
juan.
don
and
Superman
hell, Senora, the Devil
III
Act
leader of the
is the
society. old
the
I tell
woman.
I know
wretch,
you,
I
not
am
in hell. do
How
don
juan.
the
old
don
juan.
know
you Because
woman.
Oh,
?
I feel
there
then
is
pain.
no
mistake
no
:
tentiona in-
are
you
damned. the
old
don
juan.
wicked
The
of those
one
don
juan.
it bores
who
Only
old
conclude
are
you
Senora
wicked,
!
of the wicked
one
for
fore there-
;
belief.
said
You
you
a
duel.
ran
his
run
If
woman.
I
through
through me. a gentleman, that
were
you
sword
my
old
an
not
was
murder.
that
meant
she
her
after
calling me
the
so,
old
called
man
it
because
murder,
juan.
the
old a
You
And
tried
he
wretch
as
like all
were
with
to
you, it :
to
her
and
assassinate
me
Libertines
and
in
just such
was
my
assailant:
the
reward
of
that
is the
reward
I
honor.
No
of ;
duty. but
it.
here
am
Is there
there
is
a
duty. :
in
lady.
father
My
me.
his no'nor 'demanded
my
men.
here, dear
meet
we
Listen
woman.
juan.
in love
this he
!
yet
I screamed
cause.
and
;
By
he
insulting names.
woman.
don
foolishlyfell
screamed
all,all, all
murderers
don
I
because
told
just such
old
said, defending his daughter's honor.
he
was,
The
juan.
don
a
I
made
was
pain ?
no
the
it
:
beyond description, beyond
me
trying to
was
the a
of
one
Not
woman.
juan.
man
it
the wicked.
murderer.
a
don
placefor
a
in
feel
you
not
am
bores
me,
old
comfortable
Do
I
that ?
say
feel no pain. you Hell exists.
me
woman.
old
were
tell
you
hell,Senora, is
quite
for whom
the
the
Because are
You
them.
do
Why
woman.
slain
was
by
duel, for justsuch
My He
father drew fell:
hcll^ you
justicein
in justice
that tell
heaven
hell
:
on
was me
:
?
heaven
is
Man
Act
ill
far
above
the
wickedness
told in
that
you
is
earth
should the
is the
of the
rest
on
hell
in
Hell
done
in
they have truly damned
their
be
will
of
home
come wel-
honor,
name
duty,
All
virtues.
deadly
seven
1
9
personalities.You
hell, Sefiora.
justice,and
Superman
idle human
such
in
but
and
where
:
else
Have
their
reward
?
are
those
who
the
I
not
happy
are
hell? .
old
the
And
woman.
are
here
happy
you
?
[springing to bis feet']No ; and that is the I here ? I ponder in darkness. Why am enigma on which underfoot, and I, who repudiated all duty, trampled honor laughed at justice! Oh, what do I care the old woman. why you are here ? sacrificed all inclinations to / here ? I, who Why am my womanly virtue and propriety! Patience, lady : you will be perfectlyhappy don juan. saith the poet, As Hell is a citymuch and at home here. don
juan
"
Seville.'
like
the
'
old
I
where
ladies
magnify service
Do
everything will
who
the
the
old
don
juan.
serve
I
am
nothing
!
of
from
Have
a
sheer the
for
love
sake
of servitude, and
of
dignifying their
servants.
My
woman.
lady ; and wherever surprised or terrified : you desire, including a lady can are
you be that
here you
best
:
not
importance
your
"
all
at
is hell.
find
devils
Not
juan. are
will
! where
nobody!
am
don
! here
Happy
woman.
will be
servants
had
ever
you
devils ! who
servants
not
were
devils ? the
old
Never
woman.
devils, all of them. I real
thought
you
that that
meant
devils, perfect
they were is only a my
of
manner
servants
ing. speak-
here
would
will
be
be
devils. don
No
juan.
lady. Nothing the
than
But
:
old
fire and
real
more
is real here.
Oh,
woman.
the
worm.
devils That
than
you
is the horror
this is all madness.
a
real
of damnation. This
is
worse
Man
92 don
instance to
For
juan.
Superman
perhaps, there
you,
old
how
:
and
were
when
you
Act
III
consolations.
are
you
changed
how
old
For
from
time
eternity? the
were
old
Do
woman.
thing of
a
don
the A
juan.
Our
Beauty.
As
hearts.
I
past.
ripe
It is
tolerated.
not
ask
not
me
Sefiora.
real.
too
But
Here
worship
we
being entirelydamned,
lady
of
77,
if I
as
"
in hell old
souls a
was
yj.
am
age,
I
would
you
have
not
Love
and
cultivate
we
is
age
our
quaintance single ac-
a
in hell. the
old
don
juan.
in the
you
7
are
realm
don
don
about and can
but
each
see
You
we
other
we
behind
age
than
JJ
more
and
with
Well,
?
under
of
only
that
that
your
this
true
70,
were
were
and
at
your
old
you
even
you
hairs
grey
fool.
a
only
was
plump smooth heavy spiritsand here
have
we
because when
age
we
no
bodies
no
other.
choose.
back, and
back
of
decrepit :
think
to
alive
were
we
sion. illu-
an
skin
learnt
we
But
?
the
knowing
looks
was
older
look
aspect
way, at what
I
30
look
Sefiora, the
17,
another
to one appear will to any
:
younger
bodies
in
not
was
you
younger
age
as
still think
:
lied, just as
her
another
one
your
?
see,
wrinkles
But You
;
we
have
they wjll
'
come.
you
feel
to
ideas, lies about we
no
wrinkles
your
stupid girl of
a
left
?
man
age,
!
When
?
No,
is it
juan.
are
Sefiora
30
were
woman.
Your many
on
you
use
my
have
You
earth
underneath
old
of what
time.
help
you
Nonsense
lived
when the
of
Consider,
juan.
reallyolder than
forgetthat
woman.
you
I
can
27.
or
old
the
when
You
17
or
How
woman.
the
old
don
juan.
the
old
don
juan.
that have
be
cannot
true.
Try. Seventeen
woman.
Stop.
these a
It
woman.
rage
Before
things are for
17;
a
! you
matter
but
decide, I had of
it does
fashion. not
last
better
tell
Occasionally long. Just at
the
present
signs of
are
Man
and
fashionable
age
III
Act
should
I
27,
is 40
suggest
your
or
"
93
all
trying that,
and
were
37
say
at
If you
change.
a
Superman
there
but
;
good-looking at setting
new
a
fashion.
However, one,
young dull
her
I do
woman.
old
the
be
27
and
in the
that
word
a
the old
[Whisk !
it.
handsome
so
believe
not
don
What
ana.
don
And
juan.
I cannot
ana.
Juan
Tenorio
here
you
ana
! raises his
{He
You
slew
who
hat]
Don .
father !
my
even
protest I do
not
pursue
shall
You
Allow
you. leave
not
to
me
alone
me
m
place. Provided
juan.
don
mistake
almost
me.
I
this dreadful
her
!
me
face.
[going']. [seizinghis arm]
withdraw
a
!
forget me
you
your Monster !
!
juan.
know
see
pursue
don
You
?
Ulloa
de
Ana
Dona
juan.
which
into
might
ing. say-
becomes
woman
radiance
yellow halo has suddenlylightenedone White fieId], for Ann
are
you
staying be
my
interpreted
not
as
PUrSuit*
him] [releasing
ana
endure
What
now.
us
place, and don
How
ana.
juan.
don
can
?
if
we
He
condescends
lookingdown daughter in this is
his
see
should
! him
meet
look in upon So
him.
"
is in heaven.
He
? to
bores
to
we
him
meet
can
He
his murderer
with
way,
Heaven
time.
to
feel
he
the
him
father !
noble
My must
By
I
is in heaven.
in conversation
juan.
how
father !
see
to
T
1.
! ! !
he
:
it.
I knew
ana.
time
No
juan.
don
1
wonder
dear, dear like
you
father here
My
ana.
on
Would
juan.
don
well
may
My
presence.
your
11
You
let
me
here
us
warn
you
from that
'
if you of me
as
better
swordsman
he
meet
would
him
he
will
his murderer
have
!
He
I, and
than
killed
mortally offended
be
me.
No
maintains that
that
if his foot
doubt
he
is
speak
if you he
was
had
right:
much
a
not
I
slipped was
not
Man
94 a
fencer.
good
I
and
Superman
Act
dispute the point ;
never
so
we
III
lent excel-
are
friends. It is
ana.
skill in
juan.
How
ana.
don
that it
dare
say that ? that is the usual
best,
death
rather
not
juan
:
a
funeral
funeral
the
though
"
of
he
:
don
you than
not
expect :
Yes
juan.
thing :
one
his
are
one
an
dead
as
dead
shocked, my
I :
it became
person dear Ana
devotion
certain
it
we
satisfaction
the
But
a
you. all life. my life of mourning
Besides, here quite another. ridiculous anything be more for another?
mourning and
from
for him
you.
Can
;
those
even
recognize
you
mourning
he.
fessed con-
feeling. in black, especially a festivity At all events, family ties are father is quite accustomed to
eternityof as
a
never
we
knew,
with
see
any
wore
course
may
never.
Your
here.
Wretch
ana.
Never,
relative.
a
up
will
!
You
feelinghere.
we
anyone
'placidly] I was always
of
rarely kept this
of
proud
him, probably.
meet
of
was
Monster
don
Yes
be
to
you
earth
on
the
"
ana.
j
would
always mingled with them. being finallydone
at
/
soldier
a
You
Oh,
juan.
remember
is
to
arms.
don
liked
dishonor
no
do
not
be
Do
alarmed
look
not :
there
is
plenty of humbug in hell (indeed there is hardly anything and and change is else) ; but the humbug of death age all dead and all eternal. You are dropped because here we will pick our soon. ways up ana.
don
your
you
And juan.
will
all the
No.
That
men
was
call a
me
their
slipof
the
dear
Ana
tongue.
? I
beg
pardon. ana [almost tenderly]Juan : did you reallylove me when ? behaved me to so disgracefully ing Oh, I beg you not to begin talkdon [impatiently] juan
they talk of nothing else but love what its devil knows its beauty, its holiness,its spirituality, but it does so bore me. They don't know me excuse ; I do. what They think they have they're talkingabout. about
"
love.
Here
"
!
Man
III
Act
Sheer
Has
Has
don
it still
It
ana.
has
broke
ones
it
Three
had
I
end.
been
to
Hush
was
by the way ? naughty people and cast
in
it
two
My Listen
their ringers
last; and
at
father
poor
and
in
boys
the mischievous
:
wrote
ones
years,
its fate
to
The
me.
let it alone
studious
the
to
expense not
noses
shockingly mutilated.
statue
?
?
with
would
leave
Juan
flattering statue,
great
a
new
soul,
your
pit ?
and
;
bodies.
no
father's
my
reverence
supper
school
monastery
it.
to
come
have
!
refine
to
which
is that very
this bottomless
into
them
is
How
juan.
Does
of
judgment taught you no
95
they
Faugh
failed
death
even
terrible
the
minister
on
because
the
ana.
the
Superman
perfectionof love imaginative debauchery !
achieved
the
and
names
without I fear it
now
!
[Two great chords rollingon nant: syncopatedwaves of sound break forth: D minor and its domiMozart's a sound of dreadfuljoy to all musicians'].Ha! It is your better disappear music. You had father. statue him. until I prepare [She vanishes']. the void comes From a livingstatue of white marble, designed his majestywith old man. But he waives to represent a majestic walks with a feather-like infinite grace; step; and makes every wrinkle in his war worn visage brim over with holiday joyousness. To his sculptorhe owes a perfectlytrained figure,which he don
carries
juan.
and
erect
!
trim;
and
!
the ends
of
his moustache
watchsprings,giving an would be called jaunty. He Spanish dignity, with Don terms Juan. His voice, save for
elastic
him
as
intonation, it calls attention
in
learn you
sing
to
very
Ah,
juan.
don
the
so
the
to
spiteof their
is
air
like the voice
which, is a
on
curl
but
the
much
pieas
here
you
are,
my
splendid music
friend. Mozart
has
that another
don't
Why
est
ant
guished distin-
more
fact that theyare not unlike one different fashions of shaving].
its
for
Ramsden
of Roebuck
up,
written
you for
?
Mine
i3 don
Unluckily
statue.
the
a
counter
juan.
have
has
Well
tenor.
I
he
too
much
:
written have
you
it for
a
bass voice.
repentedyet
consideration
for
you
? to
Man
96 Don
repent,
Gonzalo.
I
had
killed you, I
Then a
and juan.
the
statue
the
one
don
juan.
the
statue.
boy.
but for
done and
;
accident.
an
have
would
you
Any
to.
up
I wish
had ?
news
daughter is dead. Oh! [fuzzled] My daughter ? {Recollecting] :
your
taken
were
Let
with.
see
me
what
:
her
was
A
Ana.
:
sure
Have
goodlookinggirl,if
-1
Whatshisname
warned
you
Ana
I
her
indeed
does
And
turned
the
to
the
retained first
men
the
the
of his
day
accident) in in
dropped.
much
so
own
not
seen
and
your
You
name.
are
and
Regard
me,
have
I
!
daughter : off (by an
cut
was
you
child, in this place, what
beg,
of
one
considerablyyour junior
am
call the I
I
was
weakness,my
this time.
Besides, my would
He
personal vanity ! from
outlived that
here
that
person me.
in
admired
more
acknowledge that.
must
you Vanity !
!
am
my
:
nearly 80 by 64th year, my
consequence. libertine friend
forgottenmy
sculptorgave
Ah, you
be
I
:
in
was
shape
statue.
must
have
here
Ottavio
mean?
dear
ever
Father
ana.
I
:
stone.
My I
than
this
father,have
you,
statue.
marble
No
?
to light. indignantly
What
friend !
Ottavio
arrived.
comes
ana.
friend
My
juan.
since Ana
you
be
To
?
don
him
Ana.
aright.
husband
a
here
come
excuse
me.
obdurate, my
have
no
in
'
reputation for piety to live Yes
you
recollect
is
Remain
have
would
with
argue
Act
?
name
the
have
a
don
did, you
I should
as
should
statue
to
True.
statue.
Superman
If I
Heaven
from
for coming the
and
as
farce of a
our
parental wisdom
fdlow
creature,
not
as
father. You
ana. the
but
a
ana
These
statue.
sound
speak as this villain speaks. Juan is a sound thinker,Ana.
bad
fencer,
thinker.
[horror creeping are
A
devils,mocking
upon me.
ber~\I begin I had
to
understand.
better pray.
not
of
will throw
If you do, you pray. this place. Written
"Leave
what
a
Superman
her] No, [consoling
statue
the
and
Man
III
Act
hope every relief that is !
behind,
ye is what
For
here
gate v/ho
child
my the main
no,
away
the
over
no,
97
hope
the
'
\
words
think
Only form
A
?
do
advantage
are
enter.'
:
of moral
responsibility.Here there is no hope, and consequentlyno duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to like. be lost by doing what Hell, in short, is a place you have where nothing to do but amuse yourself. [Don you "Juan sighsdeeply]. You sigh,friend Juan ; but if you dwelt in heaven, don
You
juan.
are
the
would
You
in
I
to
have
come
first,where
him
in
the
advantages.
your
good spirits to-day, Commander. What
But
consult
are
realize
brilliant. positively statue.
boy. his
do, you
I
as
is
is the
And
matter.
decision, my
momentous
a
friend
our
matter?
Ana
would
acquaintance,no doubt. You torment ana. are preparingsome All that is superstition, Ana. don juan. the
Remember: the
the
At
again ; with
Let
statue.
of
wave
but this time
Gounod's.
Devil
rises ,
doza, though
give
us
not
him
s
scarlet halo
so
prematurely bald;
is peevishand friendliness,
not
reciprocated.He
does
as
begins to glow
sensitive
not
at
looks
is
self. your-
painted.
chords
roll
out
;
and
into
all unlike older
it the Men-
is
getting effusionof goodnature when
inspire much
not
he
adulterated gets grotesquely
interesting. He and, in spiteof an
and
me.
Reassure
the great
Mephistophelean,and
not
to
must
make
call.
a
music
I
?
like
for
black
so
the statue*'s hand Mozart1
A
very
devil is
Devil
the
;
his advances in confidence
are
his
agreeably of hard work or endurance, and is, on the whole, a disself-indulgentlookingperson ; but he is clever and other less well bred than the two plausible,though perceptibly
powers
and
men, the
enormously less devil
a
Have [heartily']
visit from
[Coldly] Don strange lady ?
than
vital
the
I
the the
woman.
pleasure of again
illustrious Commander
Juan, your My respects,
servant.
Senora. H
of Calatrava
[Politely]And
ceiving re-
? a
Man
98 Are
ana. the
you
and
I shall go
the
You
to
come
of
terrors
service.
your
Senora, do
earth, full of believe
yet,
I
me,
be
not
the
You
priest-riddenplace.
and
spoken of;
from
us
that
at
mad.
[gallantly]Ah,
devil
III
Act
"
[bowing] Lucifer,
devil
ana.
Superman
anxious.
prejudicesand
have
have
heard of
hosts
ill
me
friends
there. Yes
ana.
on
It
mistaken.
are
you
reign in
you
their
hearts.
[shaking his bead]
devil
the
but
:
without
me
but
;
it
that
true
hates
Senora
me,
world
the
cannot
credit
gives me
never
and
it mistrusts
is
flatter
You
for
;
get
that
in
:
Its
sympathies are all with misery, with poverty, with starvation of the body and I call on it to of the heart. sympathize with joy, with love, with happiness, with beauty its heart
me.
"
[nauseated] Excuse
juan
don
I
know the
cannot
stand
devil
[angrily]Yes
me
I
:
You
going.
am
this. I
:
know
that
are
you
no
of mine.
friend
What
statue.
the to
seems
he
that
me
is he
harm
doing
talking excellent
was
Juan
you,
when
sense
It
?
you
interruptedhim.
[warmly shaking
devil
the
you,
my
friend
me:
he
has
don
juan.
the
devil.
for
juan.
the
devil.
Oh,
sent
the
to
I have
treated
Courtesy ! of
You
what
you
What
Give
sympathy
have
with
of
and
understood
me.
perfectcourtesy.
love
of and
I
?
heart,
joy
ing noth-
care
true
cerity, sin-
"
ill.
me
fate
the
statue]
this cold
was
taken
you
always
is courtesy
with
Thank
hand]
s
avoided
[Appealingto
irony
kingdom,
statue1
warmth
me
making
are
There!
by
my
You
you.
always disparaged and
bond
don
sir !
thank
courtesy.
mere
the
:
the
to
You
selfish
hear,
egotist
icy mansions
the
of
sky! the
it served
statue. me
I can't
right to
be
complain. sent
to
heaven.
I
was
a
hypocrite; and
for
sphere
which
heart
excellent
of
Son
Heaven
for
the
devil
for me!
What
friend
my
above
uncomfortable
a
nasal
in the
with
not
Of
?
and
future, left
have
place
honor thank
last
at
so
you
the
"
have
you
remember
am
and but
in
on
uncomfortable. are
tremulous
?
from
h
sure
you best
:
brought of
hopes
of
taste
would
e
you
greatest
best
the
he sang
how
conscientiously friendly terms
cannot
know you had the
we
were
best
our
[He begins to sing in an
eternityof misuse
manner] Vivan
[takingup
statue
le femmine!
il buon
Viva
counter
I I
;
course
operatic baritone, French
call
take
to
dull
course
sentiments You
the
I
yours.
I may
"
whom
himself
originally ;
His
people.
In
so.
?
Of
devil.
him.
a
sympathetic, enjoyment too
do
to
am
[shakingbis bead]
statue
here
I
h im
persuade
anybody make deliberately
him
resolved
day
Morning,
recommend
be
leave
[again grasping bis band] Ah, what an Thank ! a triumph for our cause you,
not
vacant
the
this
the
now,
you
the
to
and
ever.
And
could
too
for
capacity
your
I have
statue.
the
you.
is
us,
?
generous
left
warm,
99
join
not
you
temperament
your
too
Superman
sir,do
Why,
devil.
the
your
and
Man
III
Act
the
vino!
tune
an
octave
higher
in
his
tenor'] Sostegno
e
gloria
D'umanita.
the
devil.
don
juan.
musical
May the
of
the
amateurs not
one
devil.
arts!
Precisely. Well, Do complain you :
lost You
music soul
is
be
dare
the
he
never
of
that ?
sings for Hell
brandy of the permitted to abstain ? blaspheme against the
us
now.
is full of
damned.
sublimest
Man
ioo don
\_withcold disgust\
juan
fawning
woman the
on
soul ;
no
Now
How
well
you
were
still
here
Curious
how
to
you
juan.
the
devil.
for
know
we
have
a
warm
juan
the
devil
Will don
as
you
ana.
the ana.
the
I look
with
on
have
is, you
ail
beneath
the
from The
us.
"
your
intellect,
your
matter
social
social failure.
a
admire
at
have
own
your
place doesn't
I won't
say
affected
cynicism
heart;
no
you
"
[shrinking^ Don't, please don't. [nettled~\Well, you've that satisfy you ? is
It
But
other.
less
somewhat
a
if
you'll
capacityfor enjoyment.
no
insufferable
allow
form
I'll take
me,
of fuge, re-
usual, in solitude. devil.
But devil.
Can devil
lies that
taste
don't
we
be
to
if he
heaven.
to
would you turned out
have
you
musician.
delighted
went
whom
men,
get
Why not place for you. proper not persuade him for
the
the
the
don't
that
juan.
than
cant
But
truth
one
don
that
be
You
that
born
a
and
moped
popular here, Juan! am reallyvery sorry
You
The
suit you.
are
be
do.
view.
he
clever
Not We
know.
point of
I
hysterical
a
all
of
would
Mozart
but
these
failures, like Don don
Commander,
sing !
born
III
merely pity you.
unconscious
are
you
;
talk like
You
I
angry.
Senor
you,
supposed
not
am
and
lose.
Act
fiddler.
a
I
devil.
have
Superman
and
he
can
go
What's
anybody
take
refuge
[To Ana\ Come, his
own
good
to
to
Heaven
if he
to
prevent
him?
"
Heaven?
in
can
/ go
to
try
wants
Heaven
That's ! could
Senora
change to
of air ?
?
if I
want
[rather contemptuously~\Certainly, if
to
?
your
way.
everybody go to Heaven, then ? tell you dear. that, my statue the [chuckli?ig~\I can heaven is the most It's because angelicallydull place in all creation : that's why. His Commander excellency the the devil. puts it jvith military bluntness ; but the strain of living in Heaven ana.
But
why
doesn't
Man
III
Act
There
is intolerable. it ; me
but
as
an
the
it is
Commander:
I
don't
but
all for
Don
go
if
the
read
circle and
literally.The and could
have
you
There
is and
room co
diabolic
the
the
There
friend
from
stay away instead if they like never
the And
will
Government the
:
what
the
but
and
classical
have
the
bull
seen
philosopher's class not
and is
no
also
concert
compositions the
to
go
law
they are public opinion is admitted
to
free
for
concerts
men Englishwhatever
them a
rooms
racecourses
do
to
allow be
;
to
higher,
cultivated, poetic, intellectual,ennobling place than racecourse.
But
do
the
lovers of
racing desert
?
lency's Excel-
his
classical
againstit
:
of
the
to
the
in
England
"
go
come
been
ever
you
who
earth.
on
largestfollowing
Those
concert
the
fightersdo
and
taken
angelic impassable gulf
more
Have
classical
slaves
between
be
between
you
racecourses,
there
)
Have
canonical
you any barrier any
difference What
them
be
is
?
sour grapes back there.
gulf fixed. not parable must
a
the
Mozart.
really
you
great
a
for all that.
can
I
?
one
bull
have
could
go
Have
?
there
of
ring ;
are
or
;
Job
that
other
they have great they play the
where
no
it.
the
I often
the
I
:
it ; is
like
who
"
physical gulf between
where
country
to
of
Think
room
just,
There
frankness
no
class
be
us
understand
to
people
my
temperament. ?
Let
universe.
a
!
there
surelythere is Dear lady : gulf is the
devil.
the
:
are
desired
book
the
But
ana.
induced
I don't temperament. I don't understand it
of
make
pardon
authority for assuming our
have
of
out
like it.
"
you Back
devil.
never
you
could
people.
some
there
:
would But
there
the
turned
particularlywant to
tastes
juan.
back
I
sorts
Juan
don
was
organized this place. Nobody could stand
it.
at
temperament
that
know
accounting think
wonder
question
a
heavenly
it takes
nothing left it and
simply
Oh, it suits
the
that I
101
heaven.
devil.
admire
fact
I don't
eternityof
Superman notion
a
of I
statue.
the
is
matter
a
stay there.
to
and
their
do. more
the
sport
Man
102
flock
and
suffer
the
to
and
concert
all the
there
There
Superman
weariness is the
Not
?
room
They
they.
Commander
the
of
gulf
ill
Act
has
would suffered
the
parable between the two places. A mere physical gulf they could bridge ;v least I could at bridge it for them or (the earth is full of Devil's Bridges) ; but the gulf of dislike is impassable and that is the only gulf that separates And friends eternal. my here from those who are invidiouslycalled the blest. in heaven.
I shall go
ana.
the
complete
me
find
will
rows
:
once.
of
the
of
there,
are
classical
England
in
concerts
who
first. Let
warning
similitude
those
people
weary
of
word
one
Lucifer's
one
every of
at
child
friend
my
At
concert.
heaven
to
My
statue.
great
you
because
not
because they think they really like classical music, but thing in they ought to like it. Well, there is the same A in glory, not cause beof people sit there heaven. number it they think they owe they are happy, but because their almost all to They are position to be in heaven. English. Yes : the Southerners the devil. give it up and join me But the English reallydo not seem justas you have done. when know An to man Englishthey are thoroughly miserable. thinks he is moral he is only uncomfortable. when the
In
statue.
daughter, if
short, my
you
will
being naturallyqualifiedfor it, you
without
Heaven
to
go
enjoy
not
yourselfthere. And
ana.
The
for it ? have
expected
have
the
manv
better :
stay here. statue.
princesof so
Church
distinguished princes of the
most
I
it
owe
As \offendetf\
Father
ana.
cannot
naturallyqualified
not
am
to
myself
leave
to
this
once.
devil
the
I
that
say
questioned it.
never
place at
dares
who
the
come
from
taste
I shall expect
church
and
here, that
!
you
to
people Why, the
all. the
I should
please,Sefiora.
you.
will
What
People
you
So
with
come
?
say
best
few
blest, once
You
me.
go
people are to
called
here
Heaven, a
"
and
heavenly
host,
are
I
knew
is
universe as
I
mine don
All
ana.
against
one
;
Ana,
you
do
run
and
a
the
majority
of office.
out
stay here.
better
had
representation mis-
bottom
such
with
want
not
At
me.
weight of
to
me
with
go
you. Heaven in
enter
You
do
repent,
*
?
not
you
by long campaign
long the
want to not Surely you of a reprobatelike me. souls are equally precious.
company
dists, fad-
career
sheer
do
juan.
saints,
of my
beginning
kept permanently
I think,
[jealously]You
don
the
spite of
calumny
be
cannot
the
in the
constitutional
a
juan.
ana.
The
cranks, the
the
are
ago
From
win in
and
long
true.
should
I
that
public opinion,
of
103
to-day.
of
It is
devil.
the
of
elect
outsiders
the
Superman
continuallydwindling minority.
a
fathers, the
the
and
Man
III
Act
silly. Do you suppose is like heaven earth, where people persuade themselves undone be is done that what can by repentance ; that be what is spoken can unspoken by withdrawing it ; that be annihilated what is true to can by a general agreement don
give
that
reality:
had
I have don
home
is
No
:
heaven
why
I
am
:
I
Thank
ana.
you
quiteenough Then
juan.
of
the
lie ?
it the
of
the home which
the
saints
from
of
masters
and
and
women
sinners
fool's
going
but
;
their
of the
home
to
realityon
of
masters
stay seekers which
heaven
for
happiness.
earth. here for
"*
;
hell
for
is the It
happiness.
is, as
I
tell you,
is the
is earth, which reality,and from reality. The earth is a nursery in play at being heros and heroines,
they
are
dragged
bodies
from
down
and
cold
their
and
thirst, : hunger paradiseby and death above them make disease, all, decay age thrice and slaves of reality be : must eaten a day meals be a new digested: thrice a century generation must and
engendered all
driven
:
at
ages
last
of to
faith, of have
but
\
thither.
going
am
of
are
is the
heaven,
of the slaves of
men
you
must you and of the
unreal
the
only refuge
home
dear Ana,
My
juan.
romance, one
and prayer
of "
science
Make
are
me
a
[S'
Man
104 healthy animal." flesh
ghost,
But
here
for
;
an
and here
in
ageless:
escape
this tyranny
an
animal
at
illusion,a
an
appearance,
bodiless.
word,
all
of the are
you
:
convention,
There
III
Act
you
not
are
you
Superman
a
deathless,
social
questions here, no politicalquestions,no religiousquestions,best of call your all, perhaps, no sanitaryquestions. Here you emotions sentiments love, your beauty, your appearance heroism, your aspirationsvirtue, just as you did on earth ; but
there
here
ironic
a
are
of
contrast
human
"the Eternal
As
Feminine
getting us this paradise! But
ana.
heaven
must
once
a
if Hell
in
friend here
And
step farther. be
so
is
good
beautiful
yet
it in
and you
his
and
sense;
on" want
this, how
as
versal uni-
a
put
upward
ever
us
"
to
glorious
be !
Devil, the Statue, and
The at
draws
pretensions,no
your
German
no
you,
perpetual romance,
a
poeticallynonsensical
without leave
our
no
contradict
to
with
but
comedy, nothing
poem, the
needs
your
melodrama.
facts
hard
no
are
violent I
protest
then
;
Don
all
Juan
begin
to
speak
stop, abashed.
pardon. Not J interruptedyou. the devil. at all. You the were statue. going to say something. After you, gentlemen. don juan. the devil [/"?Don Jua?i~\ You have been so eloquenton dominions that I leave you the advantages of my to do equal of the alternative establishment. justiceto the drawbacks In Heaven, as I picture it, dear lady, you don juan. instead live and of playing and work pretending. You face nothing but glamor ; things as they are ; you escape steadfastness and and peril are your glory. If your your all the world here and on the play still goes earth, and on don
is
a
juan.
stage,
Heaven
cannot
beg
Heaven be
your
is
at
described
there presently, because go from the lies and tedious,
spend
my
eons
in
least
the
behind
by metaphor. 1
hope
to
scenes.
Thither
escape
at
But I shall last from
vulgar pursuit of happiness, to
contemplation "
THE
STATUE.
don
juan.
But
as
of Life
namely, power
of
mine,
do
for
lest in
blind
need
don
In
juan.
there
is the
Think
of
work
how
obstacles
it
greater
brain
limbs
my
I
what
do,
slayingmyself.
be
yourself in
your -friend.
slipping,my laughter will
your
;
Not
I.
as
of
finish
morning.
tell
remember
you
that
like
I
how to
frightened from
you
flat without
rather
my bones. trom-
my
flat with
generally sounds
it
me
father. interruptwith these frivolities, but contemplation,Juan ? Heaven Heaven the I seek, no other joy. But of helping Life in its struggleupward. and
wastes
itself and
to
blindness.
needs
It
is
life, the
most
conscious
of
his
brains
realities learnt starve
sooner
itself.
resist
the poet. highest miracle of
is the
Yes
:
the
!
organisms
Stupidity made
from
than
toil and
face
its
;
ignorance
what
that
a a
of
piece
blunderer attained
exists, the
!
by
most
wretched yet, how sordid cruel by the and and
poverty
these
but
What
organization yet
intensely alive thing all
itself in
brain, this irresistible force, lest
a
! says
man
it raises
itself,how
scatters
destroys
ignorance i; should
its
'
to
things :
not
in
nothing
don
are
do
Oh,
Is there
Here
:
templation con-
Commander.
ana.
work
ribald
all
know
to
foot
my
It sounds
They
juan.
them,
in
for
something
Seville ?
pedestalin
as
well
slain
have
! Do
ha
said
I
when
you
but
before Ha
statue.
move
live I should
to
Audacious
boredom
in hideous
need
the
would
fence
juan.
moves
the
this
to
man.
romantic
attain
to
made
need
the
do, but
You to
What
brains
efforts
strives
ever
itself.
my
to
blind
efforts
the
that
Not
?
half
statue.
don
up and
think
with
my
the
your blind
above
me
gust dis-
blame
not
dull
interests
force
the
:
you
the
merely
I do
:
a
which
that
contemplating
rat
a
Commander
Senor
05
1
place for a as enjoy the contemplation of such you I enjoy beauty and pleasure; so would
even
mirages
Superman
!
Ugh
picture gallery is
a
:
and
Man
III
Act
:
Imagination
realities,pilingup
resolved
illusions
1
Man
06 hide
and
Superman
Act
III
calling itself cleverness, genius ! And its own each of defect : other accusing the Stupidityaccusing Imagination of folly, and Imagination accusing Stupidity of ignorance : whereas, alas ! Stupidity has all the knowledge, and Imagination all the intelligence. And of it the a devil. pretty kettle of fish they make to
and
them,
between
them.
affair of
Faust's, that all Man's
make
to
is
I
not
say,
beastlier than
him
worth
Did
the
brains
of
I
when
beast.
for him
is
One
splendidbody dyspeptic, flatulent
hundred
a
done
has
reason
any
arranging that
was
philosophers. You
magnificence of tried. Things immeasurably greater than body has been in every have existed and man perished. respect but brain The megatherium, the icthyosaurushave paced the earth the with seven-league steps and hidden day with cloud Fossils in museums, and vast are wings. Where they now? few and bone so or a imperfect at that, that a knuckle of them tooth of one is prized beyond the lives of a thousand don
juan.
soldiers. for
lack
of
the
And
for all this boasted down
brain
wonderful
Man's
is Man
earth
the
upon
brainless
wanted
know they did not so destroyed themselves.
and
devil.
that
things lived and
These
brains
their purpose,
forget
of
how
live
to to
;
carry
but out
the less destroyinghimself any Have his ? walked up and you I have
lately?
And
inventions.
I have
and
;
I
tell
examined that
you the
in
the
of death arts nothing; but in Nature he outdoes herself, and produces by chemistryand all the slaughter of plague, pestilence and machinery I tempt The famine. to-day eats and drinks what peasant and drunk eaten was by the peasants of ten thousand years
'arts of
ago a
;
life
and
the
thousand
score
invents
man
centuries
finger
of all
javelin,the
as
But
of weeks.
marvel
he
house
mechanism the
the
when that
hidden
arrow,
lives in
the
has
fashion
not
of
a
he
goes out lets loose
molecular
blowpipe
at
altered
as
much
in
lady's bonnet in to slay,he carries the
energies,
and
of his fathers
touch
of
leaves far
a a
his the
behind.
In
the
of
arts
could
and
dog
I know
of food.
and
nothing sloth of
Life
An
religion?
if it hid
wanted
his
seen
that
machinery
greedy
a
instead
money
motives loco-
bungling
This
his weapons. boast
you
is
marvellous
force
a
of
strength by his destructiveness. What for hating me. excuse
his
measures
like, with
have
clumsy bicycles:
is in
which
of
I
bungler.
a
they are toys compared to There is submarine the torpedo boat. industrial machinery but his greed and
Man's
his heart
:
107
typewritersand
his
gun, in
the
tedious
Maxim
the
is
invented
have
Superman
Man
peace
factories
cotton
and
Man
III
Act
force
Death
.
Man
:
What
i^-
is his
is his law
An
?
morality? Gentility! is his without excuse an producing. What for gloatingover An excuse art? picturesof slaughter. What his politics the worship of a despot because ? Either a are kill,or parliamentarycockfighting. I spent an despot can heard and legislature, evening latelyin a certain celebrated for
excuse
the
pot
will
told
be
and
found
stabbing
lies."
it full
I
of
bricklaver's
laborer
pounds
club
funeral
and
She
day.
;
and
into would
not
be
of
the
greatest fools
Englishman.
The
frost,filth,lire,and ass,
when
he
was
that
Italian
had
to
death
it
spent
force she
her
spent
it ;
ever
described
lying
about
is
their
the a
it
as :
me,
children
a
all was
her
on
let
to
them
all she
had.
the
idea
at
rible hor-
more
of
Italian
an
his
on
place far
notion
lived,
serpents
up
and
Hell
seventeen
all
the
energies rise
venomous
not
left
sevenpence
people : they love it is the more they enjoy it. comprehension : they derive
of
He
spent
death, these
their two
wife
and
London
a
was
have
their
imagination glows,
he
:
with
schooling: the law but on taught gratuitously ;
Their
die
workhouse
children's
you
shooting
men
young
man
his
the
questions and
no
children.
seven
the
on
up
sixpenny family magazine,
a
a
saw
wirh
money went
Ask
"
ministers
chalked
left I
I
bought
I
blackness, and
its
pictures of
another.
one
for
saying
nursery
no
is his
When
questions. old
the
next
kettle
lecturing the
answering door
What
hanging you. for consuming
place torture.
above
it from and of
an
mud, This
maundering
108
Man
about
Superman
he
whom
woman
some
and
in
once
saw
III
Act the
The
street.
Heaven being expelled from and by cannons gunpowder ; and to this day every Briton of his sillystory is in the believes that the whole Bible. else he says I do What know for it is all in a long not ; described
Englishman
which
poem
is murdered
earthquakes the
Nowadays bodies
end.
In
shoot
until
the
and
greatness
vanquished.
the
of
majesty
such
Over
battles
streets
delight,and
to
of
yellingwith spend hundreds
whilst
the
penny
in
thousand
a
thing: of
Life
Life is
the
to
that Death
effort of
organizing
of
need
for
engine of destruction. the the
cruel more
tiger
were tempest and crocodile
enough
the
Man,
gallows, and
isms
something
:
too were more
ingeniously destructive was
above
The
the
in
which
even
of
about
poverty
and
not
that
itself into
the
but
a
for
could
give
the
to
need
extra
an
pestilence
I
is
on
slaughter,
the
spend
inner
the
same
the
power
has
nerved
human
being efficient
more
quake, plague, the famine, the earthspasmodic in their action ; too easilysatiated and not ruthlessly, constantly, more needed
was
of
inventor
electrocutor
those
littleness
not
;
the of
;
who
are
and
rack, the the
sword
all, of justice,duty, patriotism and
by
the
Governments
earth
the
others
shews
run
daily walk. they all come
life
higher
people
money
the
but
;
the
their
dare
governs the and ;
the
not
instances
power
but the
of
pound against they themselves
which
through you
the
millions
the
egg
Ministers
strongest
and
plosive ex-
pieces as
to
concludes,
empires,
two
and
the
them
cut
Man.
battle
when
away,
and fugitiveson horseback this, the chronicle they fly. And
chase
of
a
of
shewed
bullets
with
runs
read
these
In
battles.
another
body
one
everybody
littleness
the
in
highest
you
that
told
are
and
one
The
everything. play in which
describe
at
succeeded
ever
old chronicles
the
God
of
chronicles
men
shells
in
same
tragedy, a
majesty
the
of
else
anyone
and pestilences,
and
and
power
nor
is the
the
at
as
It is the
literature
of
I
neither
wading through. form
me
clever
that
stake, the and
all
thing some-
the
enough
gun
;
other to
be
disposed
humanely
of
destructive don
is
and
and
will
he
of Call
veins. action will
againstyou with
mad
go
stinging truth. one,
save
for
his
Yet
every
safety
will
excuse
for one
is founded
which
mule be
to
statue.
don
juan.
head
what for
;
What's
Why,
it's
:
little.
that it's don men
that
conduct
plea
every
cowardice.
cowardice,
will
ass
And
now
until that
these
call
a
stand his
his
on
but
;
Man
vileness
they the
are
Life
the
comes
comes be-
themselves
in
creatures
!
Force
surprisingpart
most
that ?
that you
But
that
never
As
about
a
an
as
In
That
is
to
make into
any
old
cowards
I
soldier
admit
sickness, and
sea
idea
battle
a
blood
lose than
of these
his head.
putting an
little hot
dangerous
juan.
idea
nonsense.
fight is
more
can
universal
as
is stuff and you
he
respectability.There
oppressors
you
Stuff!
statue.
make
an
it.
by simply putting an
just as
his
his
his
business.
whole
cowardice
outface
one,
is
sciousness con-
and
;
to
for
his
degraded
his
to
the
coward
one
on
an
or
will
save
calls his
he
a
Yes
that
he
:
kings in only take
sea
reason
self him-
other
with
death
crimes
and
;
face
every his
Precisely.
juan.
the
But
:
gives
discover
the
brave
will
reform
to
you
of the
he
save
devil.
don
him
loathsome
forced
whom
call
himself
suffer
the
for libel.
But
Man
what
to
so are
he
civilization
all his
limits
and
rage
abject tameness, are
thief;
liar and
him
of
pirate,bully;
about
old
you
flatter him
the
nor
swagger of the blood
the
having
one
and
gull :
think
to
most
side, my
a
tyrant, murderer,
him
you,
weak
would
loves
is neither
Call
adore
He
the
been
Nothing
him.
He
bad.
coward.
a
Your
always
valuation.
own
opinion of
your
bold
only
his
at
than as
have
109
become
to
! all this is old.
Pshaw
friend, is that you
Man
more
Superman
persuaded destroyers.
are
all the
juan.
diabolic take
and
Man
III
Act
to
into
all
and
matters a
man's
need
you
the
the
to
knowledge
win.
perhaps why batdes fear until really overcome
are
so
useless.
they imagine
)
1
Man
and
fightingto
further
1 o
they for
are
than
the
Cross.
for the as
reckless
for
What his
as
themselves,
though but
when
Don
Juan
don
Catholic
Church
the
account don
himself, but
him
with
who
men
took
braver
fought, not from
Spain
hearths
and
mighty idea,
Juan
!
homes
;
Catholic
a
Catholic,
a
you
Sefior
congratulations. !
come
as
STATUE.
don
juan.
enough
:
a
soldier, I
:
this idea
will
can
the
of
a
Cross,
of
incompetent Army.
the
you will force
call
to
me
men
to
you
Ay
fear
better than
no
Mahomet,
than
and
When
die
on
a
the he
call bosh
you
Saracen,
will
barricade
is the
Liberty
on,
die
:
arise, the
across
equality.
for
human
will
only thing be
not
perfection,to
libertygladly. be they will never
at
a
men
Catholic
which
loss for
of
that ? It
death.
is
It is not
not
death
that
they an
cuse ex-
killing and
matters,
dying
degrade" us, but base living,and accepting the wages than one profitsof degradation. Better ten dead men his
the
another.
What of
is
idea.
for
!
Later will
Catholic
a
idea
Every
in, for universal libertyand
What
killingone juan.
be
ever,
fence.
cannot
better
no
Bosh
for.
I
last that he
starves
devil.
for
survive
call
you
die
sacrifice all their the
:
:
than
he
THE
die
Islam, will
vulgar pageant
Useless will
filthyslum
or
us,
Africa.
fear, Commander
gladiators which
Catholic
slave
valor
a
this.
Man
the
that
My
that
Spaniard learns at and his prophet
but
of
very
to
survive
even
juan.
don
!
no
will
statue.
for
will
for
back
devotee
Have
schoolboyish
dare
our
for
met
They
Come [seriously]
survive
more
force
Islam.
them
A
!
juan.
which
it that
fighting
"
Crusader
not
III
nothing againstthe Church.
to
will
was
The
fought
the
fought,
What \JronicaIly~\
statue
listen
for
too,
devil
the
but
swept
we
the
?
Act
purpose
was
he
fightingfor
we,
Church,
force
own
were
we
Why
Because
pirate?
universal
a
call it.
idea, as they
an
Superman
master.
Men
shall
yet rise up,
father
that and live
against
Act
III
son
and
the
Catholic
the
cheaper in by auction don
turn
the
labor
the
at
great ideas
that
this
coward He
be
may
weak
enough
work names,
his wife
the
to
on
calls
call
his
by
many
of
the
God's new quences conse-
leaves
and responsibilities,
said, daughter.
! Sefior
subject
of
Do
let him
not
Commander,
Woman,
confess
I
However,
ever.
if
talk
sense.
Alas
the
a
gentlemen,
you, he now
on
as
spiritually
is
them.
common
devil.
later
a
hero.
a
dangerous he
entirelyreckless
all
shirks
Well
of your
out
is
he whilst
what
like
idea
an
personally.
he
statue.
the
him
grapplewith
to
of
will
he
selfish affairs is
I tell
reason.
his
the
own
enslaved
piece
what
you
but
;
shall have
illusoryforms examples of the fact
fightfor
citizen be
to
make
:
sold
slaves
laborer
his
in
will
a
himself
Yes
ana.
got
man
a
can
you to
you
listen
do, and
to
who
backbone,
shew
can
you
Christians
white
defending
giving
am
Man,
to
of
Equality
heathen
white
now
I
abject as a can only
He
fanatic.
not
take.
the
and
free black
than
fear ! the
am
creature to
for
block.
I
But
too.
another
one
Liberty
made
have
market
Never
juan.
kill
and
the
when
shall
prate
you
ill
abolishing slavery.
of
idea
Yes,
devil.
the
Superman
againstbrother,
brother
great
which
and
Man
it is for
that
now
will
he
talk
the
me
have
we
than
more
supremely
one
interesting subject. don
To
juan.
a
begin responsibilities bread the
for end
ana.
of Is
cynical and don
woman's
getting that
end To
children
your
idea
the
with
and of
rearing a
task
is
her, Man woman's
only
getting to
means
a
call it
mind?
I
nothing
about
disgustingmaterialism.
juan.
whole sex.
of
them.
Pardon
me,
mind. It is
I
Ana
spoke
:
of
I
said her
view
of
cynical than her view above all things a Mother. as Sexually,Woman for perpetuating its highest achievement. contrivance separate
and
duties
man's
Senora,
woman,
and
children.
her
c^
\
no
more
a
^
Man
as
of herself is Nature's Sexu-
a
\
Man
1 1 2
ally, Man behest that
Woman's
is
in the
most
back
in
far
differentiated better
Whilst
is welcome
provided
whose
than
the
has
hands
until
dangerous
there
too
with
the
immense
of
become
the
Yes
part instrument
to
has
at
Life's
continual
to
achieve
higher
on
in
battles
won,
like actual statue.
this
and
his
a
disposal
his muscle.
to
controlled
by
her
bodily,
be
content
dvilizatipn for
labor
excellent
an
b
but
e
fo
e
r
all,it is
thing
only
a
of. Death
those
campaign
mere
are
is
a
dig
at
me.
it,after all ?
hang
your
attempt
an.
than
far, the
the result
itself,but
maintain
to
best,
at
more
So
higher organization
only,
to
peg
purpose. not
is
what
and
completer
doubtful
campaign and Degeneration. blunders, mostly
militarybattles,in spiteof That
than
gestation. This
of
him self-seme
effort
its forces and
she
events.
Woman's
self-consciousness, is The
;
make,
and
her
that
so
more
left
this civilization!
all,
of
of
go
;
purposes
his brain
all
at
and
;
After
juan.
Man's
the
women
labor
be
mark
of it.
is true,
devil.
But creature
separate
a
and
cynicalcommonplaces
between
her she
to
strong
foundation
That
don
mere
as
exhausting
too
the
as
ana.
on
for
to
hearth.
impregnation ! has multiplied on
men
many
the
of
worship
mentally vigorous to created has self-reproduction. He domestic consulting her, taking her
mere
granted
own
gone
him, he
For
energy
has
made
all is the
invent
to
was
employ
imaginative
without
the
as
to
by saving superfluousenergy and
are
thing some-
produce.
can
she
family, of
First, Man
unable
him
has
was
him,
produce
process
them
the
it
Hi
follies,his ideals,his heroisms,
of
her
happened.
been
He
of
invented
to
which
for
his
keystone
function
order
in
purpose
dreams,
she
process
him
Act
Nature's fulfilling knows by instinct
She
single-sexcd
motherhood,
and
what
fraction
created
the
for
way.
evolutional
him,
that
sole
has
the
his
rash
how
economical
to
of
Superman
contrivance
fulfils the
he
woman,
and
No
the
commanders.
matter
:
go
on,
on. don
juan.
It is
a
dig
at
a
much
higher power
than
you,
Commander.
Still, you
Superman noticed
have
must
113 in
your fession probattles when
win stupid general can enemy's general is a little stupider. Most statue the true, Juan, [very seriously] that
the
Some
amazing luck. Well, the LifeFojpe
What
best
the
effective
we
preserve,
produce
can
the
a
supply of
survival
The
possess.
of
Life
survival,
the
Exactly !
means
Life wins, after
so
rifle and
best
is assured.
fed riflemen devil.
the
stupid; but it is not Degeneration. Besides,
And
time.
of civilization
form
whatever
true.
is
copiousness of fecundity can
mere
greed
mere
of De^tnand
all the
in its pay
are
fashion. and
forces
the
stupidas
most
have
juan.
these
a
even
donkeys don
so
and
Man
III
Act
of
but
the
back
of
not
the
most
effective
most
means
point,in spite of and evasions and mention not to sophistries, your wrigglings the intolerable length of your speeches. Oh ! who come began making long speeches? don juan. You
of Death.
if I
However, the
seek
always
overtax
society of
come
to
my
intellect,you
your love and
and
beauty
leave
can
the
rest
and
us
of your
favorite boredoms. the
and can
[much offended] This
devil
civil.
not
also
am
don
juan.
the
statue.
to
any instead ahead don
headed
the
on
than
appreciateit more
you, and, I another hour
we
I
is
Good Not
Juan,
intellectual
I do.
I
am
plane. Nobody arguing fairlywith
think, utterlyrefutingyou. if you
fair,Don
not
Let
us
go
for
on
like.
let
:
that
us.
I
see
any
prospect of your
coming this place, eternity,go
Juan. Still,since in point in particular, have to kill of merely killingtime we by all means. [somewhat impatiently]My point,you marblejuan old masterpiece, is only a step ahead of you. Are
agreed
that
experiments the
man,
the
fleas and
in
the
Life
is
a
force
which
"has made
innumerable
organizing itself; that the mammoth and the mouse megatherium, the flies
the
Fathers
of the 1
Church,
are
all
more
and and or
Man
H4 successful
less
and
attempts
Superman build
to
that
up
III
Act
force
raw
into
higher and higher individuals, the ideal individual being omnipotent, omniscient, infallible,and withal completely, unilludedly self-conscious : in short, a god ? devil.
the
statue.
I
ana.
of the the
I agree,
the
;
the
did
I
and
I
shall
since
we
are,
not
you
of
avoiding argument.
of
success
that
its
that
Life
godhead
at
attempts
result, since
the
of
alliteration, them.
to
exception, agreed
further
me
sake
allusion
further
no
with
with
agree
for the
purely
so
make
bodily perfectionof
in
not
by
the
both
far, will
so
has
And
measured
beauty
these
or
respects
friend
Aristophanes long ago pointed out, of flight extraordinarily superior,with their power so I add, the touching their lovely plumage, and, may birds,
the are
and
of
poetry that
as
our
their
the
we
afraid, are
don
and
by
organ
should, if love
another
on
hideous
line
and
whose
ape,
and labor
children grand-
heathen
;
and
you,
Juan,
I
am
then, that
Life
was
driving
ugliness?
No, Life
no.
a
conclude,
You
juan.
the
it is inconceivable
little better.
very
clumsiness
that
?
are
devil.
the
times
and
Aristophanes was
ana.
off
object, start
elephant
clumsy
nestings,
produced them,
once
her
were
and
loves
Life, having
beauty
but
sake
emphatically disagree as regards the Fathers and I must beg you not to drag them into
most
juan.
;
now,
an
of argument.
argument.
Ana
at
sake
for the
I agree,
Church
don
at
for the
perverse
driving at
was
which
devil
it
can
that
brains
attain
not
"
you at
only
are,
its
a
thousand
darling object:
self-consciousness
self-understanding.
metaphysics,Juan. Why the devil should \to The Devil~\ I beg your pardon. I have it. garded always redevil. Pray don't mention the additional of my the use name to secure emphasis It is quite at your service, as a high compliment to me. statue.
the
"
Commander.
This
is
of
I
heaven,
in
Thank
statue.
the
bother
want
I
that's very
:
you
of
out
going
was
itself about
115
good
of you.
Even
old
militaryhabits Juan was why Life it brain. Why should my
ask
to
getting
itself?
understand
to
Superman
quite got
never
What
speech.
should
and
Man
III
Act
a
Why
be
not
content
enjoy
to
itself? don
Without
juan.
enjoy yourself
brain, Commander,
a
it, and
knowing
without
would
you lose
so
all
the
fun.
True,
But
I
quite content with enough to enjoying myself. I don't In fact,I'd rather not= want to understand why. My bear thinking experience is that one's pleasures don't the
statue.
true.
most
brain
know
am
I'm
that
about.
unpopular. But to is a necessity, intellect the Man, Life, the force behind blunders without it he into death. because Just as Life, after ages of struggle,evolved that wonderful bodily organ it the eye, where that the could so see living organism *C"j it,. A going and what coming to help or threaten was was and thus avoid thousand a dangers that formerly slew it, V^ fj^ it that shall see, not the mind's so jsevolving to-day a eye of Life, and physical world, but the purpose thereby don
That
juan.
is
intellect is
why
so
"
enable
individual
the
thwarting and aims
as
ever
been
at
Even
present.
happy,
has
been
When
man.
up not
the
its spoons and arms
seeks
in
world,
will, and means.
Of
:
and
military packs off
the
hero, but
I
do
to
the
mean
No:
its womankind.
the
philosophic
discoveT~the
locks I
sing,
he
man:
inner
military
world
will
of
wha the .
to
in
to
do
sorts
of
action
not
approaches, the
man
invention
all other
militaryman,
the
mean
contemplation
in
of
illusions.
and
Commander
juan.
instead
purpose
shortsightedpersonal has of man is, only one sort universallyrespectedamong
it
as
ever
You
statue.
don
that
bafflingit by settingup
all the conflicts of interests the
for
work
to
discover that men
the
will
means
of
that fulfilling
by the so-discovered myself tired. They
I declare
tedious
are
all in
Man
6
1 1
on
bade
consider
me
offered
me
that I
failures.
was
and
When
I
was
I
what
do
I
what
must
do
must
to
to
called
and
Atheist
me
save
and
Nature, him
I did
he
so
not
got
his
my
soul
my
than that
either
came
love him
with
taught
songs
told not;
songs I had
vated for I culti-
profit;
his
in
Then
way.
his
one,
they
them
his
and
some
and
sake ;
was
so
;
After
went
;
and
years,
I
bodily
a
Artist, with
poems
but
;
only one purpose into parliament. I into parliament or
and the
for his
was
he
man,
many
senses
my
spot of medicine
doctors
way.
him
get
Mugwump
me
delight for
hear
to
paintings and
his
there
whether
romantic
the
great
said was
care
called
came
and
that
their
went
politician,who
the
unhealthy
an
save
a
and
III
earth, professorsof
on
spiritualhypochondriac any more would trouble not myself about
not
Act
body, and for imaginary diseases. I replied quack cures not a hypochondriac ; so they called me amus IgnorThe their doctors of divinitybade went way.
consider
me
Superman
me prowled round feelingfor which The they could fasten.
sorts me
and
to
me
to paintingsto see better, and his poems last into the worship at deeply. But he led me
better, his
feel
more
of Woman.
Juan
ana. don
of
Yes
juan.
all the
was
!
I
:
of
music
the
painting, and
the
to
came
in
her
face
soul
all
the
her
in
that
in
song, her
believe
all the
voice
beauty of
emotion
the
poem.
Well, was disappointed,I suppose. it her fault that you attributed all these perfections to her ? instinctive Yes, partly. For with a wonderful don juan. to me cunning, she kept silent and allowed glorifyher ; to mistake visions, thoughts, and own feelings for hers. my And
ana.
Now too
my
timid
friend to
enough
went
his grave
favored
by
the
romantic
approach
refined to
were
you
nature
to
those
seem
man women
to
believingin and
realize
was
who his
often
ideal
;
But I
poor
beautiful
were
his dream.
circumstance.
too
was
and I
was
of
so
or
or
he
more
noble
Act
Man
III
I found
me
that
"At
when
first
down second
me
her
as
wholly the
devil.
the
statue
and
and
"When
all
But
alarmed
women
me
had
;
been
she
henceforth
the
solely
citadel
my
time
my
say
for
;
to
and
regarded
already
as
bead
of heart
want
your
shouldn't
~\ You
in.
came
repeat what
Juan.
statue.
be
should
sacred
to
you.
Still,they certainlydo barriers
the
but
;
other, unless
the
Then
juan.
always said,first, second,
gain
counted
\jhakinghis
minded
said
never
say.
that
is where
That
the
don
she
:
said it.
never
and
[severely]It
about
I
men
announced
ana
shock
'
she
disposal.
says,
never
she
granted
was
fortifications
property, her
at
woman
the
openly
that
persuade myself
speeches always lady's impulse
two
my
woman's
a
down,"
are
exactly what
that
meant
throw the
these
suit
pleased. tion, imagina-
' '
I protest
juan.
Well,
it.
is
touched
love is satisfied*
again ?
That
coxcombry
my
to
me
barriers
come
ana.
don
myself
found
generally
even
I had
my
my
:
last, the
will you
but
;
allow
but
;
happy
am
I
please,my
not
!
when
would
she
a
Yes
juan.
don
"I
did
person
my
CoXCOmb
STATUE.
loved
when
117
in both.
fortunate
Well,
Superman
flattered, though
conversation
THE
and
rich ;
and
birth
and
before,
the
there
one
was
lady, who
was
it.
I
slight
hit indeed. very hard had been happy and idle
preoccupied with me, always intriguing, conspiring,pursuing, watching, waiting, bent I being the of her wholly on making sure prey enough
became
always say always a
anxious,
"
understand. Now you for. It may have been
prey, but in
it a
was
not
beautiful
from
music,
often it very from it.
away ana.
Infamous,
:
in
you
not
was
very
ran
fact
mean.
away I became
and
from
it.
I
gained bar-
natural
very
joy
famous
had
I
what
and
proper
painting, poetry I
woman.
this
;
incarnated ran
for
away
running
8
1 1
Man
don
running If
now.
run
If
others.
duties, they
so
"
be
chance, had
with
me
III
blame
you
a
would
you
their
to
be.
have
You
with
as
of
woman
let you.
faithful
made
Do
you.
talkingto
if I
be
not
Act
?
are
the
easy
will
others
had
too
it
men
the You
had me
from
away
man.
you
found
have
Superman
run
from
away
from
away
not
not
Nonsense,
ana.
77
I did
juan.
for
me
and
would of
some
home
the
and
their
I
daresay you all want of and music to lovely incarnations painting and marry because them, Well, you can't have they don't poetry. is not exist. If flesh and blood good enough for you you must
must
without
go
flesh-and-blood
blood
husbands
and
sometimes; wives.
I
wryface~\.
you
for all that
true, don
to
me
so
worth
a
called
he
It
ana.
with
all her don
for
I
all the
and
ana.
She
did
taught
more
Ah,
me.
prepared
:
I
it's
case
I
just why the
thanked
artist
him
told
for
him
that
woman
of
life ;
something, too,
you
what
for
of love's
she
without you
an
young
take
astounding
dream
her.
;
I.
I
other were
illumination! for
intoxication, lo !
and
criticism mistress
the
barriers
the
infatuation, for
chloroform. did
interpretedall
friends, when
my
first time,
illusions
But
is
a
it.
whole
with
but
but
;
lump
put my
;
makes
his way.
went
perception clearer, nor my rival of 1 he most jealous my in her blemish more keenly than her
you
can
man
too,
flesh-and-
happiness hunting and dump as a philosophy
my
took
of
I
that
defects.
the
been
had
of
with
up
Statue
That
ears
Woman
that
seems
juan.
teaching for down
Philistine
me
have
and
eyes and
not
The
infatuation.
beauty worshipping
idealizing was
up
like it you
romantic
his
my
put
sentences.
the
put
with
that, any
lady, you few
on
use
like
don't
you
a
called
he
as
teaching his
back
my
to
to
enough
looks dubious.
dear
into
against romance
nature,
if
so
;
have
little
have
don't
you
My
juan.
turned
Devil
see
and
"
will
[ The
Women
all.
that's
:
to
never
ruthless.
more saw
never was
not
was
every
duped
:
I
don
That
juan.
I had
and
Man
III
Act
the revelation.
was
lost the
never
Superman
of
sense
consciously taken a single and approved it.
being
Up
had
I
that
to
had
believe
to
come
thinker! a purely rational creature: foolish think; therefore philosopher, "I
I
a
was
the
who
Woman
was
And
think."
taught
would
"I
also
to
me
"I
say
think
amined ex-
that
I
said, with I
am
am."
It
therefore
;
therefore
more;
never
;
reason
my
9
moment
master
own
my
until
step
1 1
I
I
must
more."
be
If
Juan. put
is
This
statue.
the
about
your
would
be
don
would
you
discoveries
your
the
in
easier
that
physical, meta-
and
concrete,
entertaining anecdotes conversation
your
stood
I add
face
Do
?
face
to
critical brain
clear
fibre in my
of
women,
need
what
I
when
form
the
to
and
follow.
to
Bah!
juan.
stick
with
adventures
abstract
extremely
with
warned
Woman, to
me
stand under-
not
you
every her
spare
and
said No. My conscience myself. My morals said No. My prudent regard My chivalry and pity for her said No. said for myself No. My ear, practisedon a thousand songs exercised thousand and on a symphonies ; my ings painteye, save
caught
all
mother
by
in the
the
of
but
they judgment to
excuse arms
as
seabird.
a
with
and
was
the
not
I
be
of
gold
from
in
that
desperatelystrove
lady,
the be
And
to
had
emptiest I
seized
Life a
scrap
of
my
in the
was me
and
The
of I
brain of
act
threw the
the coral
bered remem-
illusion
inventions
of fish into
of
trod
their
recover
corrupted :
whilst
sailor throws
I
hour.
supreme
tooth
nerves.
deathless, ageless creature
me
thirty
dead
a
the
reveries, in which a
to
of
like in
and
observations
curious
chemistry
the
I
father
her
to
would
made
shreds.
to
she
gleam
:
seemed
now
issue.
every
of
deserted
them
the
romantic
my heaven
ivory,
what
mouth
odors
strange
plains of
on
noted
laughing
visions
and
I knew
which I
color
tell-tale resemblances
those
time.
years
features, her
voice, her
her
tore
;
;
:
my still said No
framing me
into
mouth
my her
of
a
Man
1 20 the
You
statue.
thinking such clever
men
introduced
me
through myself, to
the
moment
to
Life
no
the
the
:
I
wiser,
the
on
careful
like
all the
good for you. happier for
the
That
yes.
myself, and,
to
then
saw
without
gone are
first time
world.
preach prudence,
to
;
for
the
not
conditions
impose
to
attempt
You is
III
Act
have
than
you
Juan ? happier,
The
juan.
brains
were
Don
well
as
it, Juan.
more
And
experience, Senor don
about
have
you
:
Superman
might
lot
a
devil.
the
and
how
useless
it is
irresistible force of
selection, virtue, honor,
chastity "
Don
ana.
to
Juan
word
a
:
against chastity is
insult
an
me.
juan.
I
it took
the
don
since
What
abandoned
of
that which
I
the
have
would
that
husband
a
done
have
chastity,Sefiora,
and had
twelve
children.
been
you
the
most
?
I could
what
of
you
women
I could
ana.
that's
form
could
more
nothing against your
say
had
all the
made
and
And
done, Juan.
have
have
husbands
twelve
children
no
let
difference
:
tell you
me
the
to
earth
replenished. Ana
Bravo
statue.
!
Juan
you
:
are
floored,quelled,
annihilated. don
essential to
real
different
widow
you :
have
been
too
were
died
three
lawful
children
times
different
public opinion.
and
if she
borne fathers That
you a
is
one
not
such
a
children
were
Ottavio
never
have
free
to
by
do
or
twelve haps per-
had
died
remained
a
of
successor
would
marries
who
woman
love
earth
friend
Suppose the forty, you
true
straight
of
replenished the
becomes
by
difference
twelve
beautiful.
when
irresistible ;
marries
three
have
a
effectively.Suppose my were thirty,you would
you had
Ottavio
not
for
;
would
husbands
more
it is
constancy
even
is the
has, I admit, gone
Ana
yet
"
difference
that
though
Dona
"
point
chastity,or
for
;
difference
the
when
No
juan.
so.
still twice
Twelve
highly respectablelady to condemned impossible nor by be law abiding more lady may
than for
the
Unionism
a
respects
and
the
all the
Marriage
the
statue
don
juan
a
human
to
face
us
of
care
done
is
marriage
a
learn
other
of
a
rap.
"
better
hated
as
to
delude
purpose
than
husband
would
married
spinet
your
in
friend
my from
the
Ana
of
any
When
! do that
us
ments accomplishsainted
your
"
had the
she
him
well, did
:
when
the
any
belief that
angel who to sleep
an
Ottavio
of
Come,
"
play
hour
the
conscience
did you suitors into
his home
least
at
or
as
with
marriage
punishments, forced you pieces on the spinet
dozen
a
much
have
melody,
half
of
than
idealizations.
play
to
popularity. unscrupulous
simulated
with
of
its
most
confusion
baited
licentious
of
is the
know
you
:
delusive
how she
yau
is
chastity
not
cares
most
secret
"mother, by dint of scoldingsand
to
number
institutions
destroy the singleerror.
to
any
the
The
prey.
mantrap
a
and
the
Ana.
marriage
honor,
figments it
husband
more
shocked
is
that
:
of
than
look
You
because
For
of human
Trade
the
greatest
them.
moral
me.
facts, dear
the
the
secure
licentious
seeking beasts
race
with
dare
"
woman
all the
which
gutter
but
;
but
is virtue
\pr9ttsting\Really! the ermine dly\ I say \_det
morality has
to
true
enough for
marriage only
your
institutions
human And
Let
own
most
is
what
?
closest
rest
doubt
the
Juan!
ana.
not
its
of
is the
into
spurn
no
that
:
case,
Force of
and
that married
contrivance
children
of
In
of the
Life
to
is
infant
is less virtuous
juan.
don
used
1 2 1
? self-indulgent
is less
She
ana.
Superman
we
unlawful
one
she
say
The
girlwhom
poor
bearing
you
and
Man
III
Act
other your
fill it
would
after dinner ever
you
Church
?
open
united
him
? You
ana.
are
has
something
any
support
a
else
for
her
fool, Juan. to
do
back
than ;
so
A sit she
married
young at
gets
the out
woman
spinet of
the
without
habit
of
me,
she
playing. don
only
juan.
throws
Not away
if she loves
the bait when
music. the
No:
believe
bird is in the
net.
^
Man
122
and
ly~\And [bitter
ana
mask
when
becomes
men,
I
is in
the
What
juan.
that
the
is
hero
It is all
ana.
do
these
as
gross
nonsense
Act throw
never
suppose,
The
net.
negligent,selfish,brutal
don
Only
bird
their
Superman
oh
"
never
!
never
Ana
prove, the
imposture as marriages
most
:
off the
husband
recriminations an
III
?
heroine.
perfectly
are
comfortable.
What
felon I
is that
mean
you
Send
another.
one
whose
must
'
Perfectly*
"
juan.
don
number
happens
the people make galleysand chain me be
to
inevitable
the
accept
the
expression,Ana.
strong
a
sensible to
me
is
before
next
and
make
best
and
;
best
the
the
to
mine
of
of
the
companionship. Many such companionships, they tell me, least tolerably are are at touchingly affectionate ; and most ment friendly. But that does not make a chain a desirable ornathe galleys an abode Those of bliss. who talk nor about the of most blessingsof marriage and the constancy the very its vows declare that if the chain are people who broken and the prisonersleft free to choose, the whole were social fabric would You have the arguflyasunder. cannot ment ^in ?
/y^'
both
ways.
If he
is not,
At
ana.
lock
If the
prisoneris happy, why pretend that he is ?
why
all events,
let
take
me
old
an
woman's
priviworld
that marriage peoples the ^V^xTCge again, and tell you flatly and debauchery does not. don
to
be
there
will done of
is
a
way
"
thinking, to bend as
love of have
know
a
that
virtuous
of
ladies,and and
highest good, and romance beauty
the
and
women
to
shapeliness,and refinement place have squalling babies
value above
happiness in
and
all
do
he
have
of your way honorable towards
understand
their
to
you
by
able honor-
the
sion posses-
beautiful, refined, delicate, affectionate
taught
will
a
others
wholly to
Well,
?
cease
is
there
reallywishes
doing
mind
Man's
where
Man
means
this shall
when
come
whatever
that
best, you
time
a
not
you
finallydiscover your
love
You
Do
?
true
if
How
juan.
him
own
youth, health,'
things.
household
women.
Well, cares
in
what this
Man
in
Act
and the
exquisiteparadise of end
inevitable
beauty,
Invent
illnesses
and
servants
and
the
devil.
and
and
nurses
All
their
worries,
risks
of
Don
this, Senor
their
the
to
love,
wretched
trials, their
death, their
and
doctors
their
the
not
will shall say which I can have
without
passion
expenses,
agonies
by
means
a
Is it
?
retinue
of
schoolmasters.
Juan,
is realized
in
here
realm.
my
don
it
me
123
emotions
human
the
emotion,
romance,
penalties,their
and
senses
it all that
of
brain:
human
Superman
that
at
hell
Yes,
juan.
price:
found
The
brain
the
:
is
day
roomed
on
will
when
villa
will
rise
to
census
in
census
above
price
will is in
the
will
love, will
all oppose
the
to
their
the
six
family mansion ; the stupidly pious only by degrading thriftilysefish and
and viciouslyreckless poor of the race rich will delay the extinction it ; whilst the boldly prudent, the ambitious, the imaginative and poetic,the lovers and solid comfort, the worshippers of success, of
find
the
the
when
earnest.
when
;
your
will be
means
nations
great
from
the
Well,
fail when
not
coming
dwindling
numbers
earth.
take
not
delightsof
romantic
the
will
Man
of death.
cost
demands
he
is still
he
whilst
the
at
Force
of money o'i art, and
the device
of Life
of
sterility. the
but
if you
would of
had
and
devote
and
leave
lived
learned
have
poverty
their
is all very
That
statue.
Ana's
to
that
children
themselves
minds
people
and
all the
having
for
the
fear
The impotence and death. tormented by his wife's idleness
children had
by
and
amusement
my
and
;
his
share
women
;
But
I
but
wallow
of
wife
that in
is
vanity;
and
confess
distraction
as
a
had
these
statue
I
old
and
her
he
a
I
found
delightsI
young
mine, you
laborer
fear
be
could than man
I
is
by
twenty I have
he.
admired
was
praised by art nothing to do in the have
more
demands
constant
am
should
;
family troubles, time of it, only age and ugliness
childless
wretched as
to
get rid of the
other
of
than
more
for
who
friend
young
even
good
a
and
for
or
age,
the
to
free
eloquent,my
cut
my
critics. world
throat.
When
I
Ana's
married
correct,
I
allowed
Ana's
should
swaggering defeat
the
has
I
Hmf!
the
I
juan. to
no
in
gave
and
that I
knew
was a
driven
I
cut
from
the
often
were
you
trouble
of the
you
but
;
since
discussion
and
wallow,
which
have
you
express
you
would
confess
you
throat
your
why
as
You
rose.
a
gave.
ask, Commander,
I
here
to
love
of the thorns.
one
:
beatitudes you
decency
was
means
may
my
you,
truth.
most
come
sentimental
of
rag
suppose
Then
left Heaven
have
I
"
shock
to
frozen
had
mother
your
me
last
at
!
sorry
By
statue.
don
in
Father
am
tell the
well
ana.
I
strictly-
capture.
strippedevery
as
may
be
III
pillow,and that marriage for me, my officer thitherto unvanquished, meant
in
statue.
Juan
when
marry
Act
perhaps, to
or
"
say
to
] [scandalized
ana
see,
rather
young
and
Superman
mother
mother
planting thorns
I
and
Man
24
1
it, once
?
[struckby this~\Egad, that's true. devil are the going back from [alarmed] What ! You ! [To Don word philosophizing Juan] And all your your ! [To the for proselytizing has been nothing but a mask dulness forgotten already the hideous Statue] Have you I am from which offeringyou a refuge here ? [ To Don does demonstration of the approaching Juan] And your the
statue
sterilization
and
better
making
love
than which
I
my
Life
cannot
don
you
You
juan.
may
as
or
I
I
statue.
friend.
pleasuresof
those
refined
art
elevated
you,
and you,
its
in
any
had
begin
are
True
well
will
of
to
doubt
extremely ;
but
endure
the
forms
finished
not
since to
either
extinction
own
into
of
you
ever
kind. man-
in its blind
which
His
when
whether fond
of
the extinction
demonstrated
never
amorphous state organized itself. interruptedme. the
of
most
anything
to
?
juan.
don
the
lead
mankind
yourself admit
you
developed you
of
extinction
it has
Excellency will finish,
hearing yourselftalk.
have you the end.
endured
Long
so
much,
before
this
central
possibility,the of breeding purpose deemed
in
a
mephitic cloud
break
longer
no
to
be
through confused
into
with
a
of
personal fancies, the impossiblerealization of
girls'dreams
bliss, or
the
The money. Churches vernacular or
of
the
and
need
of
older
clear the
no
it
to
now
prudery sunlight
gratification
of
boys' and panionship people for com-
plain-spoken marriage will
great
is
and
romance
as
purpose
The
which
purpose
and
clearly-
a
breeding
ay,
that
of love
than
begin.
race, :
125
more
will
the
superhuman
fastidiousness, will
and
becomes
reaction
heightsnow hidden
Superman
I described
sterilization which foreseen
and
Man
III
Act
longer
be
services
abbreviated
half
The sober decency, suppressed as indelicate. of and real the earnestness authority of their declaration of marriage will be honored and accepted, whilst purpose their romantic vowings and pledgingsand until-death-do-usities. frivolpartingsand the like will be expunged as unbearable Do the justiceto admit, Senora, that we sex my have always recognized that the sex relation is not a personal or friendlyrelation at all. Not a personal or friendlyrelation ! What relation ana. is more sacred ? more personal? more holy ? Sacred and don holy, if you like, Ana, but not juan. personallyfriendly. Your relation to God is sacred and holy : dare you call it personallyfriendly? In the sex relation the of which universal creative energy, the partiesare both the all personal and helplessagents, over-rides sweeps away considerations and all personal relations. dispenses with The be utter another, speaking pair may strangers to one different languages,differing in race and color, in age and bond with between them but a possibility no disposition, of that the_Uife Force fecundity for the sake of which
throws
them
glance.
Do
be
by
you
made not
into we
one
not
parents
often
exchange of a recognize this by allowing marriages to Have without ? consulting the woman another's
expressed
your
at
the
disgust at
the
arms
the
English nation, in which women birth become acquainted and court
and each
other
immorality of men
of
noble
like peasants ?
1
Man
26
And
much
how
she
of
not
make
fierce
he
Juan
ignore
the
juan.
The
attachment
You
man
she
his
love
libertine's the
to
or
would on
with
so
and
they justify her
:
do
surely you well
As
have
to
that
love
you,
the
that
man's police-
relation.
confess
to
call
not
call
love
a
philosophy.
woman.
yes
prisoner
do
How
have of
enemy
woman
does
that
is
marriage the
is
served
his
unless
Spain
slightest
he
noble
birth
if he
had
refuses
refused
marry it is not
know the
as
him
to
?
any so
:
noble
of
man
and familygrounds, not political
fights,on
greatest
personallyhated You
marries
the
not
personal matter.
a
country
if she
country
it is
be
to
great
personallylove ?
not
of
too
her
serve
know
you
? far
father
woman
birth
of" his bride
fall in
the
one.
you
relations
kill any
the
see
your
a
would
But
man.
to
juan.
Can
your
ill
relations.
all the
to
Why, you family doctor
or
though, according
necessary, of all the
Could
himself?
consequences,
attachment
of
know
know
we
:
sentimental
a
ana.
peasant
consequences
the
of
grip
don
engages
your
Yes,
ana.
don
the
even
Act
!
him
Always
Superman
lawyer acquaintance as you man
a
slightan marry
does
before
him
and
personal
on
ones. the
I
think
must
you
[impressed ]
statue
it
think
to
come
of this
I learnt
juan.
don
made
earth, and
You
over.
A
very
clever
reallyfull
are
point that, Juan How
of ideas.
:
did
?
one
I was on by experience. When proposals to ladies which, though
it
those
made have me so interesting a universallycondemned, such way hero of legend, I was not infrequentlymet in some would The this. countenance as lady would say that she On honorable. advances, provided they were inquiring my that
what
to to
proviso get
undertake
desired
her to
I found
meant,
that
it
if she
possession of
her
property
her
for
life if she
support
continual the
end
of
companionship, days, and my
meant
had
counsel would
that had
I proposed
any, that ;
not
and bind
or
I
versation con-
myself
Act under
all, that for
ever
would
I
her
Superman
turn
I did
sake.
and
exorbitant they were that extraordinaryirrelevance replied with perfect frankness
degrade and
must
tedious
feelingsfor that
relations and
a
were
of my
manhood
You
don
immoral.
that it
Nature, I blush
Time
pandar,
a
institutions the
three
devils
and
their
loving
tell
statue.
don
juan.
me the
to
the
no
woman ana.
the
what
death
could She statue.
!
my
narrow
would
not,
bring
Death
it any
You
prefer to
build
propitiate thrift,
chastity, their
institutions
base
your that the
wonder
is
I have
and
facts
call
you Nature
murderer.
those
their to
what
is
a
to
and
;
impulse.
help it.
cannot
recognition.
kindness
Oh
;
lady,
I
up
institutions
on
do
?
What
statue.
but
stand
to
Is
you
would
immoral
dear
and
smoothly
the
my
of
end
unconstrained
and
creatures
an
by proclaiming
flatteries.
work
not
was
wrecker,
their
on
for
womanhood.
her
my
for it ;
always preferred
these
towards
mean
juan.
tolerabl in-
become
the
to
her
clandestinity posals pro; that, finally, my with of these wholly unconnected any the outcome of a perfectlysimple impulse
were
and
that
;
answer
it,and, if
to
and
tion conversa-
me
not
less
fellow
my
of
of
curse
her
ana.
of
rest
her
knew,
all natural
if I submitted
the
matters,
a
the
me
to
off,from
me
all I
much
advance,
invariably dreamt
never
own, my mislead
could
I
their
lady's character
the
for
that
;
in
cut
with
under
me
me
week
to
warp
to
had
I
counsel
her
companionship might,
constant
life ;
that
women
was
I
prostratedme.
superior to
or
it
:
and,
;
conditions
these
inhuman
unless
that
things;
equal
them
all other
on
objectto
not
because
of these any intellect were
back
my
27
1
always enraptured by
be
penalties to
above for
and
Man
III
used !
come
used
to
I !
Oh,
that ever
Who
the
to
say
to
to
Confidence
I
I should be
ladies
the
me
?
First
for confidence.
ladies.
swore
die if what
Juan
say,
that
refused
they she
be
I would
was
faithful
me
;
that
"
?
Whoever
it
happened
to
be
at
the
time,
128
Man I had
dear.
my
that
was
I
thickest
gold
Another else
loved
being the juan
the
statue
make
from I
the
could of
mother
bear
not
soul
white
the
of them
hair
of
the the
than
more
head.
young of
thought
anyone
children.
my
the
at
One
said.
beautiful
most
III
Act
tremble
me
rascal !
old
[revolted"]You [stoutly]Not
all my
with
would
that
was
don
I
tress
Superman
things I always was eighty, one
certain when
even
woman
and
for I
bit ;
a
had
I
moment.
reallybelieved heart
a
like
not
:
it
successful. me sinceritythat made don Sincerity! To be fool enough to believe a juan. call ramping, stamping, thumping lie : that is what you deceive that you ! To be so sincerity greedy for a woman her : sincerity, deceive to yourselfin your eagerness you it
And
you.
this
was
call it ! the
love,
not
them
! don
a
I
And
the
They
made
you
tell
you callously,they made of
moments
believed
that
Sometimes
it
just
When
hard
as
the
for it but
to
don
escape
found
woman
every
Am
juan.
me
on
other that
coldness
the
in
set
was
heavens
was
set
!
what
on
overwhelming of Imogen scenes
and
Iachimo
so
my
to
times
I
drew
I found
But
tears. as
there
me,
on
that
emotion
argued against myself
case
one
of
flood
the
in
the
others.
nothing
was
and
me
to
my
me
said "when
father, that that
I the
cut
the
lady's
always so ; and then, of virtuous indignation! what the dastardly seducer ! what
It
transports defiance to
had
say
gushed nonsense give pleasureby saying
irresistible. you I boasting? It seems
me."
lawyer
also
in
and
I
pitiableof figures. Besides, I
instinct
will you
the I
man
it, bless
for
me
?
a
was
flight.
or
boast, before
dare
too
desire
lady's instinct lifelongservitude You
ana.
most
devilish
a
so
the
in things so rose them recklessly. At
with
played
which
I
What
so.
I
in
beautiful I said
think
think
me
loved
women
though
infatuation
it.
! sophistries
your
lawyer.
juan.
when
damn
Oh,
statue.
was
!
not
I made
ana.
and
outragedhonor statue.
the
kill you don
juan.
THE
STATUE.
don
juan.
to
Of
condemn
I
not
as
a
the
statue.
the
devil.
I
earth. it
not
was
account
may
That
all
from.
disappointedme
the
the
you
and
That
law
is the
that
everythingthat have not already long as I can as
I
that
of
Here, I
anything
that I tell you wanting. something better than myself I cannot am striving to bring it into existence it.
Senor
the
I have
here
anything
that these
of life.
view
sought without
contrary,
without
of
that
found
for
way
all that
On
juan.
I
;
Heaven.
to
Juan,
Don in
and
shrank
unless
things
is how
a
going
Senor
see,
earthly career your discredit my in any way have
conceive
That
gentleman to do. but for your attackingme, ings subsequent proceedyour
of my
came
I still fail to
repeat, you
ried and
raged out-
have
would
social reformer
a
for
customary
was
(Commander don
of
avenger
You
!
death
to
me
the
hero
relating
been
just
as
pose
the
statue.
episodes in
you
have
you
revoltinghypocrisy of
for the
?
yet you,
expected to, Juan.
was
That
juan.
I
accident.
arranged on always did what don
And
were.
you
effronteryto
were
I
better fencer
the
was
us
adventures
an
statue.
the
? Did
mean
?
course
the
for
but
me
vindicate
to
V/aS.
moralityand slain
hand,
in
sword
father.
called my
simply
came,
129
moralityby murdering me. do you Murdering ! What
I
had
you
us,
he
scandalous
those
I
kill me you Which of
did
or
Superman
scenes.
no
And
juan.
don
of
and
Man
III
Act
life.
my
be
easy
or
clearing
That
is the
of Life's incessant aspirationto higher me working within organization,wider, deeper, intenser self-consciousness, and of this the clearer self-understanding. It was supremacy that
purpose
I religionfor set
up
for
art
moment,
a
God
love
reduced
to
me
who
to
me a
for
the
mere
excuse
mere
looked
me
at
the K
to
the
pleasureof
mere
faculties, my laziness, since it had
schooling of for
world
a
and
saw
that it
was
Man
130
the good,against
Superman
instinctin
the world and
at
eyes
and
of my pursuit I have never fortune,
head
When
a stone, I ran against her my pain against
away
I had
child.
known I to
happiness.It was into her
me
hands
not
it was
:
was a child,and bruised my the nearest and cried woman
When I grew up, and apron. soul against the brutalitiesand stupidities with
bruised my which
throughmy
improved. I tell pleasure, health, my own
own
that delivered
exhaustion. fatigue,
that looked
me
that it could be
saw
you that in the my own love for Woman
Act III
to
I did againjustwhat I had done strive,
I have
too, enjoyed,
as
rests, my recuperations, after strife; but times, my very prostrations my breathing rather would I be dragged through all the circles of the a
foolish Italian's Inferno
Europe. That is what so deadlyto me.
my
of through the pleasures
than
has made
this
placeof
It is the absence
eternal
sures plea-
of this instinctin
called a Devil. you that makes you that strange monster It is the success with which you have diverted the attention of men from their real purpose, which in one degreeor another the
is the
same
of The
name
as
mine, to yours, that has earned you
Tempter. It
is the fact that
they are
with your want of will, doingyour will,or rather drifting instead of doingtheir own, that makes them the uncomfortable, wretched creatures false, restless, artificial, petulant, theyare. Senor Don Juan: you are uncivil devil the \_mortifad~\ to
my don
friends. juan.
Pooh
! why should I be civilto them
In this Palace of Lies friends are
a
truth or
two
will
all the dullestdogsI know.
not
or
Your
hurt you.
They are
?
to you
ful beauti-
not
theyare onlydecorated. They are not clean : theyare they : only shaved and starched. They are not dignified dressed. They are educated : not are only fashionably : they They are not religious theyare onlycollege passmen. are onlypewrenters. They are not moral : they are only Thev ardly. conventional. virtuous : theyare onlycoware not frail. Tbey are not even vicious: theyare only :
,:
"
*
and
Man
ill
Act
artistic
Superman
they are they are only
131
lascivious.
only
They are rich. : not lot They are loyal, prosperous :hey are only servile ; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public only patriotic only quarrelsome ; ipirited, ; not courageous, masterful, only domineernot determined, only obstinate ; not They
not
are
:
self-controlled,only obtuse
self-respecting, only train ; not kind, only sentimental social,only gregarious; ; not considerate, only polite; not intelligent, lot only opinionited ; not progressive,only factious ; not imaginative, only not superstitious just, only vindictive ; not ; generous, not Dnly propitiatory disciplined,only cowed ; and ; not ng
; not
:ruthful
all
at
liars every
"
; not
of them,
one
the very
to
back-
of their souls.
Done the
How
[uan.
flow
Your
statue.
I
I
wish
of
could
words
have
is
simply amazing, like
talked
that
to
my
soldiers.
before
It is
devil.
the
what
but
;
world
has the
has
change
made
ever
What
?
said notice
of it ?
taken
ever
it
all been
It has
talk,though.
mere
talk ? why is it mere friend, beauty, purity, respectability, Because, my religion, morality,art, patriotism,bravery and the rest are nothing don
out
Yes, it is
juan.
words
I
which
or
But
talk.
mere
else
anyone
inside
turn
can
like
out
have would to plead they realities,you but selfindictment fortunatelyfor your ; my realities. As you diabolical friend,they are not aspect, my into words, useful for duping barbarians mere ay, they are dopting civilization,or the civilized poor into submitting is the family secret of the That and enslaved. to be robbed
Were
glove. luilty to "";
governing
caste
Life
nore
for
luxury for
about
think
in
to
of
moral
of
are
instead
of
selves, that
moralistic
sacrifice your
who
we
I, being
tedious
all these
oelieved
if
world
the
since
how
your
and
miserable
our
Now,
great. coo,
;
me
a
that
at
figments,
power make would
secret
be
lives
game
enough
to
in
am
to
at
and us
secret cant
astrous squalidlydis-
how them
the
unending
your
and
your
aimed
more
nobleman, must
caste
!
play
If you even it fairly,it
Man
132 be
would at
to interesting
trick ;
every the
upset the
and
table
On
love
and
begin.
of
act
Never
earth
on
did
in my I dream
like
sweetness, there
silken
with
toying
a
but
here
but
eternityat
the
complications terror superstitious I
live, like
contemplation of beauty, I breathe an atmosphere of : are shopboy. Commander
tresses.
in Heaven
women
this,
nothing
all
horrible.
so
was
in
"
there is
of
moments
continual
you
appreciate
cannot
play, before
confectioner's
beautiful
any
and
sittingfor
Hell
you,
truth
some
! it is like
that
the
be
Here
worst
cheat
you
outcheats
I know.
fashionable
a
:
III
him.
beauty ;
:
yes
hairdresser, in
a
and
don't
opponent
may uneducated
are
Act
you
there
beauty. Ugh
first
the
Oh
juan.
but
;
murder
to
earth
the
don
watch
try
people religionof love
my
Superman
if your
and
devil.
because
and
?
All dowdies. Not Absolutelynone. dozen of them. two a They pennorth of jewelleryamong of fifty. might be men I am Is the word don impatient to get there. juan. and are there any artistic people ? beauty ever mentioned ; the
the
fine
None.
statue.
I
statue.
statue don
juan.
I go.
the
devil.
Don
don
juan.
Were
the
devil.
As
but
nothing these
pendulum
;
as
I
am
no a
two
and
because
old
Juan
;
to
:
shall I be frank
admire
won't
a
that
you
of
the
with
?
you
before ?
so
I went,
of
they
past them.
less than
record
word
my
not
you far as
confess
of heaven
you
it walks
when
even
further, and is
give
men
hell
I will
But
yes.
;
get
tired
of
and
that
all
oscillations
of
the
now
go
thing, every-
history
world
tween be-
epoch is but a swing of the each generation thinks the world is progressing But when it is always moving. you are as An
extremes.
when
you and
have
a
thousand
times
wearied
of
and thousand the Commander, a myself will of hell,as wearied times wearied are now, you you hell heaven to swing from no longer imagine that every hell to heaven is an an emancipation, every swing from
heaven,
like
now you tendency, continual
upward but
an
there
leth, that vanitatum
a
field
his
hellish
energy
for his
pendulum, each
but
is
actors,
more,
sun
throws a
as
in
throws
is but
And
which
I should
part of the sword
fingeris I
organ
grasp
by brain
a
which
You
Nature
am
You you them if
as
much
If my
me.
and
the
strives
clock-
that
the
us
the
to
repeated ; the
time
thousand
a
that
the
the
total and
toss
?
think, because
one.
have
not
;
purpose
because
toes
friend,
I, my
no
have
must
the
of
between
moment
friend.
fingersand
But
juan.
own
is the
Nature
of
again
ball, and
Granted
?
novel
so
mechanism
my
accumulating
its bob
it
wolf,
a
Commander
infinitude
a
up
the
of
device
catches
and
earth
worse
give up eating gratifyingit ?
last oscillation
the
is
than
the
for
unthinkable
the
rider
have
to
purpose.
by
history of
None,
purpose, it
my
Kohe-
dolt that you
dog
act
the
on
seems
circus
devil.
don
as
cover dis-
Vanitas
this
blessedness
oscillation,which
epochs
the
hit
uses
catch, has the colossal
expect
see
will
sun.
without
earth
the
a
Can
of
term
has
and
off the
our
or
the
that
nay
a
the
Clever
worm,
here
next
maker's
have
ping step-
will
friend
my
under
fallow ?
it is
energy
history of
a
when
idle
great ..LifeForce
the
of
saying
everything? appetitein the
that the
all
the
You
Shall he
destroyshis
he
expend heavenly
of
illusion.
beauty.
than
gets tired of
he
times
of
new
love and
better
no
man
because a
about
cant
your
because
Is
to
patience]By Heaven,
all
"f \_out
juan
is
on by Man higher things,you
the
nothing
is
fulfilment
progress,
"
don
are,
of
133
ascent
comedy
truth
profound
the
than
infinite
reform,
see
selves
of his dead
stones
nothing
Superman
Where
evolution. of
and
Man
ill
Act
a
might have
them.
they
served
part of
fingeris
mandoline, to
you well
as
the my
understand
no
Nature organ brain
itself.
only my dog's purposes ; but my does brain labors at a knowledge which nothing for me and body bitter to me decay personally but make my my I and death a not calamity. Were possessedwith a purpose I had better be a ploughman than a philobeyond my own My
dog's
serves
Man
134
lives
ploughman sleepsbetter,and
more,
t with
less
the
grip of
have
Superman
for the
sopher ; eats
and
the
done
thousand
III
philosopher,
wife
the
Life
wonderful
the
as
the
is because
jjletrce. This
Life
a
rejoicesin
This
misgiving.
long
as
Act
of his bosom
philosopher is
Force
him
to
says
in I
"
things unconsciously by
live and
merely willing to
ance followingthe line of least resistI want know now : to myself and my destination,and choose a a specialbrain path ; so I have made sopher's philomy brain for this the to me as knowledge grasp hand for And husbandman's the this" me. plough grasps the Life Force the philosopher "must thou strive to to says "
"
for me~~until thou
do and
another the don
"
philosopherto What
devil.
advantage
instead
a
log
drift
I or
to
:
the
devil.
don
juan.
board the
;
;
and
about.
a
line of greatest
be
to
:
in
hell
on
the
is
to
steer.
rocks,
likely.
most
oftenest
ship goes driftingship or
the
my
rocks
ship with
the
pilot
a
music
that
good
is
they
are
I know
that
emotions,
and
to
the
enough for
Prince
of
be
well
any
is
think
be
a
in
these
refined of
say
and
about
exercised
may
any
beauty is good that love is good
;
to
to
of
tool
and in
me
to to
talk tions, sensa-
vated culti-
churches
in good universallyadmitted is a Darkness gentleman ; and
it is
of As
me.
it is the irresistible,
person
good
they
that
hear
all
the
Juan.
that
know
to
studies
Whatever
know
I
force.
Don
Seiior
your way, and not
go
master
own
universal
that
society that
for
the
! which
"
be
earth, I
think
to
Well, well,
being.
that is
choose
?
prefer to blundering feel
is
the
Pooh
devil.
at
?
difference
our
heaven On
I
look
have
bottom
the
to
on
on
a
there
you be in
work."
knowing
to
brain
yielding in the direction of the least ship sail to its destination no better than The ? philosopher is Nature's pilot.
drifts nowhither
And
another
of
Does
resistance.
able
be
to
of
use
make
the
on
carry
is the
Why,
Juan.
I will
diest, when
to
most
character.
your
Life
resistible But
Force,
thing
if you
in are
which
you
the world
naturally
credulous,
and
vulgar
to
the
take
;
and
shattered
silliest of the
of
power
fool who
of the
the But
juan.
Life
:
better at
in
before
he
has
be
advantage, at
that
and
and
worst
sacrifice of
punishment of the secured the good. bored. all
The
service
So
events.
fare
"
[amiably]Fare
devil
the
for
the
welI7"Senor Satan.
you
will
you
decrepitude, broken
waste
not
then
disease
of catspaw ambitious humbugs
of
word,
a
you
the
regrets
least I shall that
has
Force
become
on
the babies
with
them
henchman
vain
thrust
drive
snatch
accidentally;
sacrifices,the
enjoyment
pursues
don
hopes,
and
wastes
will
despairand
will be
will
it
inoculate
will
the
it will
sprinkle water
then
;
you
it
you
and
end
the
and
nerve
where
catching
from
functionaries
corrupt
me
135
are,
will
you
from
science,
politics,where
to
reformers
sprinklingand
water
them
save
all
as
souls
their
religioninto
from
Superman
religion,where
first into you babies to save from
and
Man
ill
Act
well, Don
Juan. I shall thingsin general.
you
interestingchats about I said before, suits I wish as happiness : Heaven, you every some people. But if you should change your mind, do not here the repentant to forget that the gates are always open time that warmth feel at any of heart, prodigal. If you sincere unforced affection, innocent enjoyment, and warm, breathing, palpitatingreality Why not say flesh and blood at once, though don juan. have left those two we commonplaces behind us ? greasy devil the [angrily]You throw my friendlyfarewell back in my teeth, then, Don Juan ? But though there is much don means. to By no juan. be learnt from stand mental sentia cynical devil, I reallycannot a often
of
think
our
"
Sefior
one.
of ^frontier the
statue. two
you
across
don
iervant.
hell and
ways
Commander heaven.
Oh, of
it if you juan.
Good.
the
:
Be
you
know
good enough
frontier is
looking
reallywant
at
only the things. Any
to
the to
direct
me.
difference road
the
to
way
will
tween betake
get there.
[Saluting Dona
Ana]
Sefiora
:
your
/
136
Man
don
I
cannot
find
ana.
How
find my
can
farting
own
heaven, Ana
to
way
but
;
.
his great
of
A
salute.
ill
you.
annoying ! [callingafter bim~] Bon
final blast
a
Act
[be vanishes]
yours
statue
wafts
Superman
with
going
am
I
juan.
the
echo
faint
rolling chords
of
the
!
Juan
voyage,
after
[He
him
as
a
firstghostlymelody comes
acknowledgment]. Ah! there he goes. \_Pujfinga long breath he does talk ! How { out through his lips] Whew stand it in heaven. They'll never I the devil [gloomily]His goingj^,.a politicaldefeat. This is cannot keep these Life Worshippers.i_jhey_allgo. had since the greatest loss I have that Dutch painter went fellow who would a joyment enpaint a hag of 70 with as much back
"
I
But
lna.
and
in
as
/
a
Venus
of
the
statue.
I
the
devil.
Ay"
about
remember
of the
Superhuman
:
it is
:
it leads z
species, outside and Superman, men the
women
and
kind
her
to
denial
of the
the
statue.
the
devil.
Did
fanatics.
arrivals, that
the
statue.
the
devil.
his wits.
I
are
men
and
cats
Don
as
dogs
;
who
And
Ohj, the you German
not
are
to
the
here
of
the
Heaven, madman
was
is
a
?
Xiifgj'joxce
among what
"
to
soul.
the
Superman
among
also
the
new
his
was
?
Well,
Life Force
meet
Polish
heard
Never
had
in
cats
kindness
such
is the
latest fashion
and
Well,
character
deuce
the
contempt
daughter
your but
pursuit
species too, kind Juan was
mere
a
This
to
dogs
natural un-
gospel,
of the
world.
exclusivelyhuman
Nietzsche
?
name
women
their
to
Beware
and
moral
the
courteous
an
brandt. Rem-
something
indiscriminate
horses
world.
moral
pet
to
is
listen
not
dangerous.
man,
mere
outside
There Do
heaven.
to
came
Rembrandt.
To
Human.
for the
he
:
fellows.
these
Commander
Sefior
20.
he
came
hopes worshipper.
some
of him. here of
It
before first, him was
;
but he
who
he
he
recovered
was
raked
a
up
firmed con-
the
Man
III
Act
who
Superman, will
century
is
run
the
a
I should
the
devil.
cry
the
crazes
good
a
cry
this Nietzsche.
Wagner here,
met
it
servant.
and
;
20th
when
humble
your
see
Mozart
Quite right,too. it
Oh, Life
drifted into
to
old
the
good
a
like
and
;
37
and
had
him.
quarrelwith statue.
is
Unfortunately he
devil.
the
of
newest
Superman
battle.
1
Prometheus
as
world, the flesh, and
statue.
the
Superman
old
as
after this
gets tired of the
is half the
and
Force
about
not
was
!
me
Wagner once a Superman
music.
invented
and
worship,
for
So afterwards. his senses to SiegfrieHT !rluthe came when him as a renegade ; they met here, Nietzsche denounced and a Wagner wrote pamphlet to prove that Nietzsche was in a in Nietzsche's a going to heaven Jew ; and it ended And huff. And friend, let us too. a good riddance now, my hasten to palace and celebrate your arrival with a grand my
called
musical
service.
the
statue.
the
devil.
old trap the
This
is
We
down
go
the *
abyss]
It
this reminds And
devil.
Stop
ana.
!
[Tbe
trap
stops].
Sefiora,
apotheosis.
an
of old times.
me
also.
me
You,
devil.
will have
the
is something statuesque conception. There [He placesbimself on tbe grave trap beside begins to descend slowly. Red glow from tbe
it.
Ah,
.
same,
fine
a
Devil.
the
Commander.
way,
.
about
the
kind.
pleasure: you're most
[be placesbimself on tbe grave trap] All the Good. statue. [Reflectively]
Superman The
With
But
cannot
you
this
come
will
be
at
You
way.
fore palace be-
the
us.
where
can
I find
the
devil.
the
statue.
the ana.
is
That
ana.
red Not
the
He
what
not
I
Superman is
And
not never
stopped
you
yet created !
me
:
my
believe
Let
us
ceed: pro-
[They descend],
sneeze.
Then
[Crossing herself devoutly]I
me
?
yet created, Sefiora. will be, probably.
fire will make
Tell
for.
work
is
not
in the Life
yet done. Come. to
(
and
Man
138 the
[Cryingto
Superman
universe]A
father
-
a
"
ill
Act
father for the
Super
!
man
i
She vanishes into the void existence
again there
is nothing : all
Then, vaguely there suspended infinitely.
seems
live human
and
;
is
,
a
One sees, with a shock,a cryingsomewhere. mountain peak shewingfaintlyagainsta lighterbackground. The sky has returned from afar ; and we suddenly remember
where
voice
we
The
were.
cry becomes
Automobile, Automobile.
distinct and
urgent
it says
:
The
back completerealitycomes with a rush : in a moment it is full morning in the Sierra ,* and the brigandsare scramblingto their feet and making for the road as the goatherdruns down from the hill,warning them of the approachof another Tanner and Mendoza rise motor.
amazedlyand
stare
for
sits up to yawn
at a
beforehe gets
moment
pointof honor not to shew of the bandits. Mendoza followersare attendingto the it
with
Did
gives a quicklook alarm
then
;
to
see
that his
a private exchanges
you
dream
?
Damnably. Did you ? Yes. I forget You what. So were Amazing ! you.
tanner. mendoza. tanner.
I warned
mendoza.
will
they
running
come
his feet,making
Tanner.
mendoza.
Dolts!
on
Straker
interest in the excitement
any undue
a
word
with scattered wits.
another
one
play
back scared
].
is heard
[A shot
you.
were
in it.
from the road ] [The brigands .
with
that
Who
fired that shot ?
gun.
[toDuval
]
it you ?
was
anarchist.
Now
Dey shoot first. the State. begin by abolishing
I have [breathless"]
duval
we
are
the
I told you all lost.
rowdy
to
not
shoot.
across [stampeding
social-democrat
the
phitheatre] am-
Run, everybody. mendoza
drawing way.
a
The
him ; throwinghim on his back ; [collaring who stirs. [He blocks knife]I stab the man stampedeis checked]. What has happened?
THE
SULKY
the
anarchist.
A
SOCIAL-DEMOCRAT.
"*
Three
".
men
"
motor
and the
Man
in
Act
Deux
duval.
ed
39
!
womei"
Why
afraid of them
you
have
hescort.
a
you
?
Ow,
armored
Two
full
cars
soldiers
o
the
at
valley.
the
0
two
Are
?
one.
sulky
the
1
it, Mendowza.
hit's 00k
de-ooh
and
[gettingup] Thyve
one
rowdy
Superman
"
men
here
them
brought the
femmes
Three
mendoza.
not
and
shot
The
anarchist.
fired in
was
the
It
air.
was
a
sisnal. '
whistles
Straker
of the brigands like It is
tanner.
We
you.
my
good Lord,
ere
the
mahntns.
Are
first
advised
[in an we
shepherd ROWDY
THE
;
but
I
ture cap-
was
in
a
Ow And of apprehension] wytin for em ! Lut's tike to
do
you You
about
know
would
Besides,
met.
you
for it
agony
are,
we
be
the
tains moun-
given
up
by
already within
are
Comrade
Bat
ONE.
:
will
you Oo
straker.
Last
mendoza.
to
me.
callin comrade
?
betray
not
are
you
of the
at
rich.
You
hand
poor was offered your
spent straker. mendoza
:
was
mercy
of
I took
it.
with the
The
me.
robber
of
charge against you, comrade. pleasantevening with you : that is all. I
a
the
[To Tanner]
us.
night the advantage
robber
tanner.
this
Leave
Silence.
mendoza.
am
ears
of their rifles.
range
have
the
expeditionto
an
wait
to
Spaniard?
a
you
but
escort,
an
Idiot, what
mendoza.
the
favorite air, which falls on
funeral march.
were
one
?
a
not
rowdy
the
bis
bring
I gev
no
my
[turningon
and him
to
nobody,
see
We
?
Young impressively]
tried, I shall plead guilty,and
the
explain what
man,
drove
if I me
the Do and duty. have wish to England, home you of Straker of a respectablename dragged through the mud Spanish criminal court ? The policewill search me. They will find Louisa's in It be will the portrait. published
from
1
Man
40
illustrated
and You
papers.
Superman
blench.
Act
will
It
be
III
doing,
your
remember.
[with baffledrage"] I
straker
It's avin
blackmailin
you
matter
turns
:
the
I
that
yours
own
:
who
men,
the
towards
of Louisa's
unworthy
muzzled
are
you
face his
to
with
up
about
care
court.
object to,
swine, you.
Language
mendoza. no
mixed
name
our
don't
that
is
back
uneasilyacross
take
to
cave
brother for
enough
refuge
behind
But
!
[He
us.
the
him,
as
theatre amphia
fresh
from the road in riotous muffledfor motoring, comes for Tanner, comes first; then spirits.Ann, who makes straight the rough ground by Hector Violet, helped over holding her her left. Mendoza right hand and Ramsden dential goes to his presiwith his block and rank and file seats himselfcalmly grouped behind him, and his Staff,consistingof Duval and the his right and the two Anarchist Social-Democrats his on on left,supporting him in flank. It's Jack ! ann. tanner. Caught ! it is. I said it was hector. Why, certainly you, Tanner. We've justbeen stopped by a puncture : the road is full of party,
nails. What
violet.
I
hector.
[To Tanner] field bet
me
before
that
When
we
tanner.
you But
hector.
No
yours
every
bunch
The
bunch
of
roses
is
Force
a
were
road
to
has
been
White-
Carlo.
Whitefield
tracked
regular Sherlock
!
glad you are safe,old chap. been captured by brigands.
[who
?
overtake
not
Monte
I
am
We
staring at
at
you
Holmes.
lost.
[bounding gaily down from amphitheatre,and coming between Tanner
ramsden
warning
Miss
would
?
Whitefield.
Miss gone,
octavius
so
of
men
Carlo.
Miss she
word
a
roses,
car
my
the
not
matter.
Life
you
Monte
this is
of
all these
with
without
us
found
reached
stopping place :
tanner.
leave
want
a
here
doing
you
did you
Why
ann.
are
were
the and
road
into
Straker]I afraid
Mendoza]
you I
seem
the am
had
to
and
Man
ill
Act
of
face
remember
the
and politely
advances
I
octavius.
know
I have
think where
Ann
between
[Mendoza rises and Ramsden]
perfectlywell, sir;
I
but
can't
you.
remember madam ? me, you but I am so stupidabout names.
Do
quitewell
Oh,
violet.
here.
.
you
met
141
I.
[to Violef\
mendoza
smile
a
do
so
friend
your
with
Why,
hector.
Superman
;
Savoy Hotel. [To Hector"] You, this lady [Violet] to lunch. with sir, used to come [To Octavius']You, sir, often brought this lady [Ann] and her the dinner Theatre. mother to to on Lyceum your way It
mendoza.
the
at
was
with to [To Ramsden] You, sir, used to come supper, but perfectly audible [dropping bis voice to a confidential
what
[angrily] Well,
ramsden
before
another
The
mendoza.
of
treated
you
and
this
I
that
the
was
person
all
one
!
from
you
?
pray
you,
hardly knew
I have
gathered
me
to
you
Malone
waiter, madam.
all.
you
is that
thought
I suppose
[vexed]
violet
I
Why, Violet, this trip, you
octavius.
which
ladies.
different
whisper]several
the
a
manager. lection gratefulrecol-
bountiful
enjoyed
way
in
visits very
your
much.
What
violet.
and
impertinence! [She turns
goes up the hill with That will ramsden.
ladies
these
because
you
to
treat
have
closes the with
me
[He
the
turns
friend.
do, my as
For
respect due
was
haughtily away
of
manners
will and
stranger and
expect suppose,
class
your
please address
fellow
his
resumes
my
ever, How-
example.
your
future, you a
I
claimed
who
you
unfortunate
to
not
table.
at
followed
the
do
You
acquaintance,
them it
:
ladies the
an
on
me
incident.
him,
on
.
waited
acquaintance. The this displayof
back
Hector]
you
Pardon
mendoza.
her
traveller.
presidential
seat] .
There
tanner.
capable
of
! I have
reasonable
insult him.
Even
found
conversation the
New
one
;
man
and Man
on
you ie as
my
journey
all instinctively bad
as
any
Man
142 of
Enry
you.
and have
you
:
Superman behaved
Act like
just
HI
miserable
a
gentleman. Gentleman
straker.
Don't
ann.
by
the
bill
Not
me.
Really, Tanner,
ramsden.
him
!
this to
mind
time
him,
and
tone
Granny bis
[she takes
Violet
join
this
"
:
and
arm
Hector.
ought
you
him
coaxes
Octavius
know
to
to
away
follows her, dog-
like^ .
They
getting
are
the
spared
you
of
hangers-on the
the
Wot
going
the
you
political the
to
we
[between
his
sounds
the
machine
State
capture
last] "
you.
[bis anguish culminating"]
are
nothing
crush
to
[argumentative to
It is
it.
!
of
prompting
social-democrat
mendoza :
the
at
Dieu
is about
State
only by capturing
rowdy
chack
it
de
nom
social-democrat
anarchist.
idiots
motors.
the
:
soldiers.
the
are
bourgeoisie.
contrary,
the
ere
for ?
Wot
Go
on.
teeth]
are
for ?
Talk
politics, you I it Keep up,
respectable.
more
wytin
we
you.
The with
soldiers
their
front.
the
the
road,
rifles. The
The
;
the
commanding
behind
Mendoza
rises
command
looks hard
another,
one
the
as
whelming over-
cerned uncon-
undaunted
the road
from
then
and
brigands ;
an
into
ingly inquir-
Tanner. Who
officer.
My
tanner.
Mendoza,
with
are
these
men,
Senor
Ingles?
escort. a
An
Mephistophelean smile,
bows
irrepressible grin runs from face to face among They touch their hats, except the Anarchist,
State
look
superbly, with
steps down at
amphitheatre with
brigands, struggling
hide
to
officerin
amphitheatre at
line
impulse they can.
as
the
the
sulky
the
tell
Fools
anarchist.
because
Ow,
their
stricken] Oh, \_panic
duval
On
of
out
hill~\ Here
the
\cailing from
violet
with
folded
arms*
profoundly. the brigands.
who
defiesthe
ACT
The
garden of
it is like
what
kn$w
villa
a
IV
must
Whoever
Granada.
in
Granada
and
go
to
of
hills dotted
prosaicallyspecifya group
wishes One
see.
to
may
villas, the Al-
with
town of the hills,and a considerable the in the valley,approached by dusty white roads in which what children, no matter they are doing or thinking about, automaticallywhine for halfpenceand reach out little clutching
hambra
the
on
brown
top of
one
them
palms for
the
except the Alhambra, that
does
that
the
fit Surrey
not
there
but
f
nothing
is
begging, and
the
in this
Spain. The differenceis comparatively small and ugly, and well
as
as
the
their size
dignity.
This and
if it
particular garden
the is
villa
be let
to
English
look
Betzveen
circular
basin
If
us
and
genteelestorder. it
platform a
by is
couplemore
a
the week
the and
fountain
few
The
steps
to
in
in
look
the
over
a
is
the
must
and
a
balustrade
stone
the
at
of
surrounded
by in
trees
lawn
;
the balustrade
which at
a
a
metrical geothe we
so
The
its embankment.
garden, from
a
top of the
flower garden with
centre,
of
;
be
foot of the
the
at
clippedyew higher than our
the middle
than
is
villa
paths, and
garden
higher again steps
lawn
is the
platform
conceals
opulentAmerican
edge of infinite space this
as
these
but
Alhambra
oppositethe
to
the
on
;
amenity which
pretentious
horizon
uphill,our on
hill
a
and
stand
we
flower beds, gravel reach
on
furnished by
flagged platform bill.
expensive
as
visitors.
and
garden
is
is
Protuberances
their
compromise
not
of the roads,
color
Surrey hills are should properly be called the Surrey stock : Spanish bills are of mountain does
description
we
mount
fine view
of
1
the it
up the
town
corner
and
garden
down
the villa behind interests
iron a
again us
garden
table
chair beside it.
upon it.
with
the absence most
live in the
on
A
There
far
the lawn
to
right)
our
of
the
(a
find
we
in the
tenants
which
movement
evidence
leaves
of literary
fact that there
is
no
of croquet hoops,but, on our left,a little with books on it, mostly yellow-backed,and
set
nor
books
to
beyond
distance,
remotest
the part
on
net
the
hills that stretch away
IV
mountains. they become leftis the villa, accessible by steps from the leftband of the garden. Returning from the platform through the
our
tennis
Act
Superman
valleyand of the
where, in the
to
On
and
Man
44
chair are
on
no
the
right has
newspapers*
might
of games,
lead
reachingconclusions
villa.
Such
a
as
an
to
speculationsare
also
a
coupleof open
circumstance
which,
intelligent spectator sort of peoplewho
the
checked, however,
on
this
delightfully fine afternoon, by the appearance at a little left,cf Henry Straker in his professional gate in a paling on our He costume. elderlygentleman, opens the gate for an md follows him on the lawn. to This elderlygentleman defiesthe Spanish sun in a black in which narrow frock coat, tall silk hat, trousers stripesof dark grey and lilac blend into a highly respectable color, and a black necktie tied into a bow over spotlesslinen. Probably whose social positionneeds constant and scruputhereforea man lous affirmation without dress
thus
for
And
Blanc.
regard
the middle since
he
has
to
climate:
of the Sahara not
the
stamp
or
one
the
of the
the advertizing and life-mission
who
would
top of Mont class
which
of and millinery, he looks vulgar in his finery, firstrate tailoring though in a working dress cf any kind he would look dignified with a red complexion, enough. He is a bullet cheeked man at stubblyhair, smallish eyes, a hard mouth that folds down looseness of skin that and a dogged chin. The the corners, has attacked his throat and the laps of his with comes age cheeks ; but he is still hard as an apple above the mouth ; so than the lower. that the upper half of his fact looks younger He has the self-confidence of one who has made money, and something of the truculence of one who has mad" it in a brutalizing accepts
as
its
maintenance
Act
and
Man
IV
Superman under
struggle,his civilityhaving that he has man
in
him
about is somethingpathetic
machine him
allowed
which very
has little
an
of his
not
times,
at
him
worked
the
hungry and baffled.At clear that he is
he is
own
Irishman
whose
fallsfrom intonation
native
;
a
for there had
lefthis affections
and
that
firstword
Withal,
cial if the huge commerhis frock coat
as
into
way
45
perceptiblemenace
a
if necessary. to be feared
reserve
pitiedwhen
be rather
to
methods
other
it
1
him
it is
has
clung One can only perhaps the
through many changes of placeand rank. material of his speech was guess that the original surlyKerry brogue ; but the degradationof speechthat occurs and in London, Glasgow, Dublin big cities generallyhas been it so long that nobody but an arrant at work on cockneywould dream of callingit a brogue now ; for its music is almost gone, though its surliness is still perceptible. Straker, as a very obvious cockney,inspireshim with implacablecontempt, as a even language stupid Englishman who cannot speak his own man* properly. Straker, on the other hand, regards the old gentleaccent as s a joke thoughtfully provided by Providence for the amusement expressly of the British race, and treats him normallywith the indulgencedue to an inferiorand unlucky the with indignant alarm when species,but occasionally old gentleman shews to be signsof intendinghis Irish nonsense .a ken seriously. to him
straker.
prefer
to
I'll go tell the young to go up stay here \he turns
lady. She said you'd through the garden to the
villa'] .
malone
\who
has
been
The lady ? That's curiosity] young straker [jtoppingon the steps with you
know, don't malone. straker
malone.
Straker, and
Do
you I ?
Miss sudden
now
confrontsthe
lively
Violet, eh ? Well, suspicion]
?
\histemper rising] Well, What
with
him
looking round
business
is that of
highlyindignant,comes visitor. L
do you
or
don't
you
?
yours? back
from
the stepi
\
Man
146
I'll tell you
straker.
Robinson
business
what
Oh, [interrupting]
Thank
Act
it is of mine.
IV Miss
her
is
name
Robinson,
is it ?
you.
Why,
straker.
Yes
malone.
readiness
the
Who
request, took it to
chalk.
long
Malone
is Ector
the
you
old man's
by you're
mean
you here
if
it to, pray
?
Malone,
Miss
Robinson
is
at
son's RobinI
principal:
not
he ain't you, that your me
"
//ector Malone.
malone.
[with
straker
in your own superiority]Hector livin in provincialplaces comes o Over here you're Ector : if you
calm
what country : that's like Ireland and America.
noticed
avn't
me.
my I know Malone and Mr ; At the hotel they told
oblige her.
a
name?
?
to
take you Mr Ector
Miss
?
see
do
bring
me
note
what
:
else did to
told
you've
here
lettin
it
her
even
of stupefactionat
that
I took
straker.
know
that
now
moment
I took
malone.
name
do,
and
car
my
person
by
I
repartee"]Look
in
gittininto
don't
you
[aftera
straker
not
Superman
"
malone
not
and
it before
will.
soon
you
of the conversation is here relieved by who Violet has sallied from the villa and through the garden she now to the steps, which descends,coming very opportunely The
strain
growing
,
between
expecting to
this gent, the
as
fetched if he
to
people
And
fetch him
back
should
this
of another
it
said
to
he
back
on
say
out
Ector what
walks
with
come
it
sent
me.
Malone, said.
he
the word
:
I
But
it's easy
again. esteem
with
or
Then
Mr
was
meant,
? message hotel and
he'll
and
it you,
great
a
madam.
bright Britisher would hour
my the
Malone.
right
gentleman you I
as
Mr
he goes
now
take
you I took
young it's all
short conversation
a
father, course
see
says
hotel
isn't the
malone.
have
and
him.
enough
Did
Yes, miss.
straker.
up,
Straker.
[to Straker]
violet
So
and
Malone
so.
have
favor I
if I am
might
Hector's
guessed in
the
and
Man
IV
Act
defiant]No, [coolly
straker
When
ad
we've
present
fall
you
aitches,for want
to
talk
violet
I shan't
ad im,
is mark.
many right,Miss: nods
[He
out
rude
to
But
you.
what
can
At
too
got
All
intrude.
so.
we
affably paling] .
if that
do ?
He
is
can
drive
a
chauffeur. Your
malone.
motor
car
breaks
down.
at
motor
our
We
Englishman
for your I learnt
miles
hour, and
an
dependent dependent on him
noticed, madam, gets
on
:
I
made
talk
him
on
down?
the
had
we
follow
to
I believe
malone
He
have
runs
gold have
are
We
she
turns
to
number
the
apologize By doing so
with
eccentric
here.
him
rims]: for
the
of
needn't
intended
came
dollars
a
to
go
of
member
Won't
it].
on
[He
you.
he
sit
you
books
to the iron
again,
party
to
table
to
sits
put
says] Miss
[sittingdown] Yes. [takinga letter from his pocket] Your follows as [Violetis unable to repress
the
and
?
take
quietlyto
pauses
Alhambra
When
books.
violet
it
we
thousand
Grannida
rather
a
first and
started
who
Robinson,
;
course
purpose.
she goes down, examining her curiously as
Hector
cars
chair of the two [She clears the nearest Thank [impressedby this attention]
malone
down
motor
to
you
here
Yes. [conversationally]
party
our
it when
of
so
one
However,
on.
that
but
;
mend
that every
in you're staying Hector. English,includingmy son
Nice
our
;
add
to
seems
dependent
man
violet
He
automobile.
our
him. I've
people he's
of
are
are
on
malone.
?
driver
seventy
cars
dependent an
hwat
The
violet.
and
we've
as
a
way
him:
to
goes
been
has
our
of
polish up
to
or
year
through the little gate in the [very civilly^I am so sorry, Mr Malone,
and
Malone
man
long
a
another
little bit up to You've short.
look
to
in
not
47
1
thing. [To Violet, amiably]
one
to
long
as
you
perhaps you'll begin
you
Superman
"
out
Dearest
afternoon.
garden
all
to
and :
put
they I
on
bis
have
have
myself. Jump
to
note a
start.
which spectacles, all
shammed into
gone
to
the
headache
Jack's motor*
Man
148
and
will rattle you loving Violet."
Straker Your
He
considerable
be
would
note
don't
know
what
on
but
English society;
considered
affectionate
of
degree
I
Now in
associate
people
that
a
slowly]
continues
young
America
in
here
Activ
jiffy. Quick, quick, quick. [He looks at her ; but by this time she with perfectcomherself,and meets his spectacles posure.
has recovered
terms
Superman
imply
to
intimacy
a
in
very
between
the
parties. Yes
violet.
Have
you
is
it
understood
I
I
to
wants
hope
Miss
not,
be unreasonable
not
Robinson
but
;
things unreasonable
many
I inferred he
Robinson,
Miss
shall
he
from
is his
at
with
age
your
don't
that
have
not
[with
violet to
seem
other
I have
no
Hector
Malone.
a
are
rap
from
with
the
might. Well, if he
but
;
marries
takes
[He
me.
offhis
note]. is
not
very
Miss
nothing againstyou, amiable
an
mentary compli-
and
Robinson
:
excellent
young
lady.
other
views
for
I
But
for Hector.
views
Hector
violet.
there's
suppose
Malone.
I say
daresay you
master
severity]That
some
Mr
me,
malone.
I
that he
note
your cwn
and pocketsthem spectacles
may
not
have
himself,
Malone.
I
Then
Possiblynot.
malone.
all.
i
any
me.
marry
malone.
Mr
in
consulted
take.
would
you
be
to
[with a littleshrug] Oh well, Mr playing at cross purposes,
our
you
to
1
son
my
have
objectionexactly. is altogetherde- !
no
me.
violet use
I
propose
sure
think
might to
Malone.
Malone.
Mr
malone.
so
may
am
that
that
and
pendent on me, important step he violet.
Mr
well,
very
[somewhattaken aback] No,
Provided
you
son
your
objection?
any
malone
him,
I know
:
daresay
writes
lady quick,money
to
you a
seems
are
young
he
prepared man
nothing
to
and
does without
for that.
come
love
to seems
When
that's
me: a
young
quick, quick, everything.
her
think
Oh, [staggered"]
for it ?
work
Mr
Malone:
is his
doubt
who
keep
his
up
right. should
advise
not
has almost
lost her
effort; unclenches
her
to
you
him
marry
Robinson.
herselfwith
temper, controls
,
*n
No
if you have all nonsense,
to
son
your
strength of that right,Miss
Violet
I do
:
money.
well, very well.
having money impatiently]. It's
enable
must
[grimly]I
malone
the
have
of
use
[She rises
you
position. It on
is the
What
violet.
to
very
Malone
for it.
work
can
149
pardon, Mr your Hector foolish. must
anything so
malone
he
Superman
[sharply]I beg
violet not
and
Man
IV
Act
fingers;
and
her
resumes
and reasonableness. tranquillity What violet. objection have you social positionis as good as Hector's,
with
seat
studied
admits
to
me,
to
say
so
from
the
My
?
pray
least.
He
it.
[shrewdly]You
malone
tell him
time
to
time,
positionin England, Miss Robinson, I choose I have made him is justwhat to a buy for him. fair offer. Let him historic house, castle pick out the most The or abbey that England contains. day that he tells me he wants it for a wife worthy of its traditions, I buy it for him, and the means of keeping it up. give him What do violet. mean by a wife worthy of its you traditions ? Cannot well bred woman keep such a any eh
Hector's
?
house
for
social
him
? No
:
she
Hector
was
malone. violet.
His
malone.
that nursed
me
and
not
I
will
must not
be
born
granmother
by
a
born
turf fire.
was
Let
to
it.
it, was
to a
he ?
barefooted
him
marry
Irish
another
girl
such,
stint her
marriage portion. Let him raise himself else : raise somebody sociallywith my or money I'll regard so long as there is a social profitsomewhere, be a profitfor expenditure as justified. But there must my A leave things just someone. marriage with you would where violet.
they
are.
Many
of
my
relations would
objectvery
much
Man
150
and
Superman
Act
IV
the
Mr grandson of a common woman, That be prejudice; but so is your desire to may him have title prejudice. a marry and malone [rising, approaching her with a scrutiny in there is a good deal of reluctant which a respect]You seem woman. downright sort of a young pretty straightforward I do not be made violet. see why I should miserably make because I cannot profitsfor you. Why do you poor make Hector want to unhappy ?
marrying
to
my Malone.
He
malone.
thrive
but
better
I
will
it all
over
disappointments in I daresay you in money. I'm what talkingabout.
know
on
starvation in Ireland of
get
in the
black
47.
right enough. love
than
think
pointment disap-
on
that
sordid
father
My Maybe
Men
died
;
of
heard
you've
it.
The
violet.
be
is full of
country famine.
a no
starved drove
out
and
we'll
like
coming
are
dead
mother's
my
best of it.
middle
no
starved
was
class
I
the
starvation.
exporting it, there
of Ireland.
out
my the
buy
and
in
mine
and
I
food, and
father
My America
to
me
Ireland. and
?
No, [with smouldering passion"]
malone
When
Famine
;
and
I
can
was
English rule Well, you can keep back to buy England ;
want
arms.
middle
no
for
women
class
Hector.
perties pro-
That's
straightforward,isn't it, like yourself? Really,Mr Malone, pityinghis sentimentality'] [icily
violet
I
astonished
am
talking
that
in
in
mansions
keep
know to
that
all these malone
do
Of the
you
course
Do
historic
One
say
the
:
other
good
English
suppose the
for of
asking?
the oldest
can't afford
family
afford
can't
owner
sense
to
death
the
?
now
scandalous
it is very
will
attacks
[grinning]D'y'
you
two
and
age
you
of
refusal
Government
Socialistic
your
places to
dusted
rooms
What
violet.
the
England.
all the
duties.
have
of
man
way.
sell their
I
malone.
a
romantic
will
noblemen
hear
to
on
think
sooner
or
;
but
surely you
later put
a
stop
property.
they'llbe
able
to
g"t that
I
They're
both
talk
us
been
havn't
I can't Then
violet.
romantic
and
wants
a
certain
faddy
sort
faddy
of
to
me
his
that
we
I
He and
fancy
"
of him.
care
is he
Not
a
perhaps ? But
yes.
you
cannot
very
well
means
of
ing keep-
no absolutely
with
do.
I
position.
[alarmed] Stop
malone
getting
undertake
?
say.
as
you,
take
know. you like you,
this
undertake
all I
Hector
to
] Well, [quietly
violet
we
person,
feel
must
mean
know
wife
of
sort
I
gets it from
he
Somebody
malone.
up
don't
"
abbey
impatiently] Oh, well, You
I do.
you
the
far.
so
say
151
rather
or
"
Malone.
talking sense
malone.
ask
house
aside rather
Mr
sense,
Superman
the
[juttingthat
violet
let
buy abbeys.
before
done
and
Man
IV
Act
to
I'm
?
not
bit, stop
a
I'm
that
aware
bit.
a
Where
asking
are
to
you
anything. Of
violet.
difficult for
Mr
course,
speak
to
me
Malone,
to
if
you
you
make
can
you
choose
to
wish
to
it very
stand misunder-
me.
[half bewildered}I
malone
unfair track
but
advantage ;
to
seem
we
don't have
got
take
off the
any
straight
somehow.
the air
Straker, with opens the
of
and
little gate,
a
who
man
admits
has been
making haste,
who, snorting with
Hector,
comes indignation, upon the lawn, and is making for his father when Violet, greatly dismayed, springs up and interceptshim. Straker least he does not does not wait remain at visibly ;
within
earshot.
nothing.
how
Oh,
violet.
Go
away
unlucky until
I
!
have
Now finished
please,Hector, say speaking to your
father. hector
thing out,
[inexorably] No, Violet right away. [He puts her
and
faces his father, begins to simmer] Dad .
malone.
Hwat
whose :
cheeks
you've
d'y'mean
?
not
I
:
aside
darken
to
mean
as
have
passes her
;
his
played this
Irish
hand
this
by; blood
straight.
1
Man
2
5
and
You've
hector.
Act
letter addressed
opened
a
stolen
a
and
impersonated me
Superman march
me.
You've
lady.
That's
to
this
on
IV
dishonorable. m
Now [threateningly]
alone
saying, Hector.
I have
hector.
taking
Take
of
care
I
care.
and
honor
my
what
care
you're
I tell you.
care,
taken
take
you
taking
am
position
my
I'm
care.
in
English
society.
[hotly]Your
malone
money
do
:
my
you've just spoiledit all by opening that from an English lady, not addressed to you letter ! a delicate letter ! a privateletter !
letter
A
confidential
a
"
by
got
Well,
hector.
letter.
been
has
that ?
know
you
position
of thing a man can't sort a opened by my father ! That's The back sooner gether towe struggleagainst in England. go the better. ness [He appealsmutely to the heavens to witand anguish of two the shame outcasts'] .
Don't
making]
of
natural the
on
There
I
thank no
You've
common
no
you,
It's
too.
:
scene
quite
was
his
name
was
get
very
[raisinghis voice]
a
violet.
Father comes
you.
"
it's
no
private letter,dad
I won't
d'y'hear ? Ssh ! please,please.
you,
of
kind
:
use
you
that.
over
malone
Hector.
sense,
better.
private letter's
A
hectoring me.
by
letter
my
clenchinghis fists] Hector [furiously moral force] Oh, [with undaunted
hector
Tanner
open
It
for
Robinson.
knows
father malone
by
to
!
Miss
you,
hector.
can't
Hector.
unreasonable,
Malone
dislike
instinctive
an
envelope.
thank
My
be
Mr
malone.
I
with
[snubbinghim
violet
and in
son,
and
violet.
Back
tanner.
The
Here
little gate
talked
they
checked, glare mutely
through the
Octavius
be
with
at
all
one
back
come.
another
already! is
not
open
as
Ramsden, followed
Ann.
Alhambra
to
this afternoon.
Man
IV
Act
What
violet.
Tanner and
combat.
He
such
a
Oh,
violet. :
their wrath
and
his
Have
tanner.
Malone
sell !
nurse eye, Is it wise for you to Violet headache, ?
ramsden.
won't
recovered
you I
have
introduce
you
be
all
sunshine
the
Malone not
in silence.
in
out
too,
We
forgot.
?
Mr
before.
met
father ?
your
firmness} No
[with Roman
hector
153
and
on,
avoid They sulkily
with
Superman
findshimself between Hector presently elder, both apparentlyon the verge of personal the other for an looks from one to explanation.
passes
strange
a
a
and
I will
He
not.
is
no
father of mine.
[very angry]
malone
English friends, do and
Ann
Octavius,
astonished
their way
sympathy to
mute
little table,
regard to
one
dad
;
I'm
treats to
very
enough to fingersand go tanner. Marry Are
ramsden.
Do
tanner.
you
towards
flingsaway
dignation] .
without
the least
own my Violet
! ! !
Man
a
I'm
but
;
and, I hope,
son,
and
his own,
marry
gain your
you
husband
her
as
Robinson
Miss
sorry,
you
if I
consent,
a
And takes
am
then
tending con-
dutiful when
it
happy I just
on
and snap
way.
!
in your
forget what
the gate,
?
senses
told you
we care
[scandalized]Tut
ramsden
ing. intrud-
millions.
I don't [recklessly]
hector
without
disturbance
in
I shan't
that
fortunate my
enjoythe
a
say
scene.
a
the gate, exchange an withdraw discreetly up the steps to the
principle. I am a before everything I'm private letters as my
but
himself
make
helplessannoyance higher moral eminences
the old man's
for
your
the steps Ann sends a little grimace of Violet, who is standing with her back to the
looking on
hector.
before
to
higher and
to
soars
dad
your
lingering near
glance, and garden, where they can On
disown
?
pleasedon't
Oh
violet.
you
You
what tut,
sir!
his elbows
you
?
told
me.
Monstrous!
[he
quivering with
in-
1
Man
and
Another
madman
54 tanner.
be
locked
the
garden
of his
I
malone.
and
Hector Take
him
to
and
picked
high-born social
of
habit
Hector's
into
the
love
angrilybetween
comes
bawls
almost
that
[He
Makin
!
behavior
I've
tone
Hector
left ear] You've
British
aristocracy,have
?
you
That's
hector.
about
I'll
that.
eyes]Well laws
does
for the
answer
I
Violet] Let
take tell
me
were
you
I agree
my
with
that
see
you
I'm
doing.
with
ing flash-
marriage
mere
but
;
yourself
unfortunately
Mrs
you,
had
no
the
wife
that, sir.
Robinson, of another
whatever
or
send
right to
[Turning
your
letter
that
on
to
my
man.
is the last straw.
Dad
:
you
have
wife.
malone.
Your
tanner.
You
impostor !
also
doubt
to
[outraged]This
hector
morality of what Hector's righthand
You
!
leave
is, you
when
insulted
said, Malone
to
trouble
you
not.
malone.
right name
Don't
right.
morality!
not
are
Violet
all
[comingforward
tanner
son
lady is married already. persistsin his infatuation.
he
yet
!
woman
up
good
not
?
ignorant, uncultivated
Violet, and
a
lock him
and
married
a
Is Hector
this.
up. So this is the [bitterly]
me
should
the aggressiveness
compelshim, by
sir, the
it ; and
home
malone
spoiltbe
dear
My knows
Ma
understand
don't
enough for this lady, pray tanner.
in love
men
iv
stop],
to
tone,
but
Act
and turns up as hopeless, lone, taking offence in
Hector
;
direction,follows bim
new
These
!
[He gives
up.
towards
away
Superman
[He
wife ! the
missing his brow,
smites
husband and
!
Another
moral Malone's
into collapses
chair] .
You've
malone.
You
ramsden.
Here
hector.
badgered. the short
Violet
of it.
Now
married have :
I
and
without
!
consent
my
sir !
humbugged us, deliberately had have just about enough I
what
are
have
married you
:
got
the
that's to
say
"
of
being
long and
any
of you
?
Man
IV
Act
and Pve
what
I know
malone.
Superman to
got
155 She's
say.
married
a
beggar. No
hector.
;
she's married
Worker
a
[hisAmerican this
overwhelming intensity
imparts an
to
I
unpopular word~\
start
to
earn
simple and
living this
own
my
.
nunciatio pro-
very
afternoon.
angrily]Yes \_sneering
malone
you got your morning, I reckon. full of cheek
from
remittance
because
Wait
you're
:
and
know
what
his
octavius
to
before I
and
sell the
it is
tance remittances remit-
privilege
full of concern]Hector:
you
is.
Violet
I
to
want
know
you
can
[He
say.
I admire
Hector.
go,
and
affectedalmost
is
to
come
you
:
I
it is.
what
along with me, home I'll see : through. you [jumping down from the garden to the lawn Hectorys lefthand] I hope you'llshake hands
own
so
dollars.
thousand
a
poverty
Man.
a
running
be
pocketbook] Here
I don't
you.
[fervidly] Well,
hector
than
with for
wife
my
[deeplywounded
malone
me
done
I'm
insultingmy
your
of
yourself out
and
want'be
won't
you just take your life. done I'm with
.
don't
You
then.
[producinga letter from his father] Now it on [thrusting
of
me
til it's spent.
hector
;
plucky now, yesterday or this
very
respect
to
tears
you
and with more
they shake
as
hands] .
[alsoalmost
violet an as
idiot, Tavy. you
Mrs
[risingfrom fear:
there's
Malone.
capitalto
start
Oh
fit to become
as
no
his chair
a
with.
the other side
on
his
question of
Treat
There's me
Or [impulsively]
don't
be
workman
as on
friend
Who
?
[Tanner
and
by
should Octavius
the solution
he
draw
navvy,
draw
on
me.
me.
on
recoil, Octavius
of the money
:
a
about difficulty
really
no
a
of Hector]
becoming
[with fiercejealousy]Who
malone
consoled
about
[To Hector]
octavius
money
Hector's
of vexation]
are.
tanner
Never
in tears, but
wants
but
his
rather
your own
durty father ?
hurt, Tanner
difficulty,Violet
looks up
Man
156
and
hopefully].Hector said
I
what
back.
She's
Say
more
no
wife
friends
sorry for
it all
take
!
there
:
I
:
shoulder]Well,
the
on
we're
:
want
you
I'm
IV
again.
that's all right,
Only,
I take
no
anybody. abjectly]Don't [pleading
malone
I'd
justthe
from
money
meant
never
Act
be rash, my boy. insult Violet to
don't
:
him [patting
hector
dad.
I
:
Superman
rather
quarrelled and
took
starved.
You
know
No,
NO.
you
friends and
be hard
don't
the
on
made
than
money
what
Hector.
me,
world
the
is
I
:
do. hector.
no,
fixed
That's
that's
:
going to
not
father inexorablyby, and you've got to move Violet]. Come, Mrs Malone: and take your hotel with me, place before the proper
change.
[He
But
violet.
Won't
go
you
his
passes
I
must
go make
and
on
[eagerto
malone
See
hector.
join
You'll
you
dine
a you in half
with
us,
him~\ Yes, [He waves
conciliate
all later.
you
give
to
the
world.
to
pack.
ing overlook-
room
hour.
an
Dad,
won't
you?
yes.
his hand
to
Ann,
in joinedby Tanner, Octavius, and Ramsden the garden, and goes out through the little gate, leaving his father and Violet togetheron the lawn], Violet : I You'll try to bring him to his senses, malone.
who
has
them
I'll
garden for me ? Very well. hector. the
tell Davis
in, dear, and
to
goes
know
been
now
will.
you
I had
violet. on
goes
like
that, what Don't
malone.
be slow you
;
idea
no
I do
can
be
could
he
be
You'll
If he
?
discurridged :
but it's sure.
headstrong.
so
domestic
down.
him
wear
pressure may Promise me
will. I will
violet.
greatest
Of
malone.
the
see
whether
course,
remittance.
but
I
can
I think
course us
poor
it's the
like that.
it is.
course
[aftera
me
Of
best.
my
making deliberately
nonsense
violet
do
moment* He
induce
presently.
s
will him
You reflection] want to
had
it for his hotel
accept
it.
Not
better
give
bill.
I'll
now,
of
Man
IV
Act
and
bands
her the thousand
stand
that
this is
"
way,
the
abbeys.
allowance.
those
houses
two
Thank
it].
takes
you.
mentioned
you
Yes?
MALONE.
take
Don't
violet.
what
knows
never
bachelor
a
Malone,
Mr
the
By
only
yes,
[coolly]Oh, quite. [She
violet
157
yes : that's justthe thing [bt Y'underdollar bill, and adds cunningly]
[eagtrfy]Yes,
M alone
Superman
I won'
malone.
be
may
these
with
wrong
One
it.
seen
places. consultingyou,
nothing without
P 11 do
t.
until I've
of them
one
fear.
never
Thanks: that of'gratitude] will be much the best way. [She goes calmly back to the villa, escorted obsequiously by Malone to the upper end of the garden],
,but without [politely
violet
[drawing Ramsden'
tanner
attitude
he
as
billionaire !
[He
the
I wonder
will
That'll
be
grand
a
deviHs Led
in
a
with
that
to
come
a
trouble
the
takes
ever
cringing
s
that poor the age !
the
sooner
better
for you.
through the garden]
returns
I wouldn't
for Hector.
woman
Malone'
lawn],
the
to
it
[followinghim] The his hands as he [slapping
malone
to
of spirits first girl who
master
dog by down
comes
ramsden
her
the
of
one
attention
s
of Violet]And
takes leave
stringlike a pug to despise him. me.
aray
exchange
[He descends to the lawn and comes and Tanner Ramsden] It's an unexpected [very civil to the billionaire]
for
ten
between
duchesses.
.
ramsden
pleasureto Have
you
find
what ago
with
I
Well, it than
what
I overheard
the
To
a
They greedy, and was
the
about.
came
shares. and
up I don't
bid
the
Alhambra
say
I
Spanish To
deal
differed didn't
for them
between
know
they
two
the that
must
over
price : they if the worth
margin being too small to be of meself, I cut in and bought amuse
any the
shares
do
that's
But
truth, about men
be
I could
I think
goverment. the
Malone.
Mr
?
mightn't.
tell you
about
world,
of the
corner
buy
to
come
malone.
better
in this
you
a
month
bundle
a
were
of
young worth
were
what
not
asked,
was
account,
you
shares.
Well,
see.
to
Man
58
1
this
I havn't
day
found
is in this
town
whether
Mendoza's
or
and
;
the
name
mine,
a
our
your
Mr
motor,
is
Mendoza,
a
steamboat
malone.
you'llbe
tanner.
Mr
Roebuck
daughter-in-law. malone. Happy to Thank
Glad
meet
is.
The
line,
IV
office
Limited.
Mr
Now
or
bank,
a
tanner.
Thanks.
him
on
And a
the little gate.
town
way.
I ask who
friend
old
very
"
of
Ramsden. is also
and
the
the
on
may
also, Mr
[Malone
principlesare
round
you
Tanner
you
his
:
Mr
you,
know
to
call
kind, yes. Ramsden,
so
you,
malone.
take
us
and
Malone,
him
know
Let
If
ramsden.
business
the
or
I
man.
thoroughly commercial. in
what
Act
"
He's
tanner.
Superman
out
a
patent article
a
and
of
one
Tanner.
Ramsden
out
go
very
Octavius, who
calls
Tanner
circle.
our
to amicablythrough is wandering in the garden with Ann] Tavy ! [Tavy comes to the steps, Tanner whispersloudlyto him] Violet has married a
financier
Malone
of
ann.
hurries
[Tanner
Ramsden.
and
impulse to
brigands.
strolls
Ann
overtake
to
away
the steps with
to
an
idle*
Octavius'].
torment
Won't
you
with
go
them, Tavy
?
[tearssuddenlyJiushing his eyes] You cut me to down the the heart, Ann, to go on by wanting me [he comes She follows him caressingly]. her. lawn to hide his face from Poor Ricky Ticky Tavy ! Poor heart ! ann. I must It belongs to you, Ann. Forgive me: octavius. I love you. You know speak of it. I love you. that my mother the good,Tavy ? You know What's ann. is determined that I shall marry Jack. octavius [amazed] Jack ! octavius
ann.
It
Jack
has
been
to
marry ann
it ?
[withgrowing resentment]
octavius
that
absurd, doesn't
seems
has
urging you
playing with
been
not
me
to
me
marry
Do
you
all this time you
because
to
mean
That
?
he
say he
intends
himself?
[alarmed]
that I said that
:
No
I don*
no
t
:
for
you a
mustn't
moment
lead think
him
that
believe
to
Jack
knows
his
and
Man
IV
Act
mind.
own
wished
always
But
of your father loved me.
My
ann.
their wishes
are
a
me
interest
dear, you octavius ann
I
are
nice
a
You
you.
wouldn't
I do.
I do
ann.
live up I could
I
eighty, one tremble
my
good boy.
a
the
a
great deal,
ground
I trod
ridiculous
but
;
it's
no
geration. exag-
at
"
shall grow of
the
I shall have
and
I don't
if I marry
But
to
think
Jack,
old. until I grow too And I am when old, Ann. least not
will
I love
woman
thickest
the
see,
gold
from
tress
make
me
the
most
head.
that
me
existence that
which
Do
Tavy
ann.
love
:
that's poetry, Tavy, real poetry. echo of an from sudden a sense
strange
have
we
octavius.
and
bring
can
you
Tavy, faint impulseofpity"]
married.
were
hair
than
young
gives
as
if
to
\_quite touched]Oh,
ann
well
Is it fair
?
own
your
own
I
we
too
white
more
beautiful
proof
him
love
But
Is it fair to
question.
always worship
be disillusioned
octavius.
former
as
It sounds
and
;
that if
you'llnever
It
this
to
always shall. Always is a long word, Tavy. You always to your idea of my divinity; do
Surely
me.
?
you
octavius.
1
yourself
unselfish you are, Ann. I am speaking in my
"
would
it.
on
selfishness.
own
my
not
a
creature
loves
Is that all ? [humiliated] in spiteof her pity]That's [mischievously
assure
on,
with
at him \_looking
than
side
Jack to marry him if you do destroy my happiness as well yourselfto love me ? ann
set
sacrifice
to
mother
My
know
is another
there
"
is
parents.
how
I
though
"
mother
bound
guide
I know
Oh,
octavius.
believe
better
159
father's will that he
my
my
not
are
you
wishes
the
to
And
Jack.
marry
octavius.
from
it's clear
But
to
me
Superman
always
immortal you
to
such
me
a
striking
souls.
believe
if it is
to
seems
come
that it is true,
true
? must
you
lose
me
as
me.
octavius.
Oh!
covers
his face with
[he hastilysits his
down
hands']-
at
the
little table
Man
160
illusions.
destroy your I
can
sentimental
exactly what
old
bachelor
Oh
is
have
has
comfortable
a
take
let you
nor
that wouldn't will be the
be nice
very
A
opera. in
man
a
kind. to
for
tonic ann
broken
if he
London
he is
That's You
can't
enjoybis
dread
not
kind,
a
good
is
cynicism
easier
doubt
that.
fool ! :
and
that's
You
the
unfavorable
an
living up
than
shall
I
me.
to
an
without
attitude
knowing
him always. enrapture him make would wretched.
will you
far.
so difficulty,
Shall [heroically]
octavius
over
pering] whis-
"
! Jack sometimes phase of despair,and beginning
delicate
thinks
"
ecstasy
about
Getting
much
so
mischievous
illusions
no
way.
heart
broken
Yes
ann.
has
other
ever
the
"
he
disillusionizing Jack.
with
shall enrapture [resumingthe calm
don't he
be
dread.
I
Oh,
octavius
And
I
what
do
:
the
surpriseJack impression is
it] I
that
you
only
[He rises with quiet dignity"]. I'm disillusionizing see, [studyinghim slyly]You
I
to
persuaded
[herface lightingup
ideal.
;
heart
me.
octavius. ann
You
income.
has
already.
you
a
women
cooled, but believingthat [considerably mean to recovering bis self control]I know you
Jack
be
must
octavius
Ann.
worlds
for
you You
IV
I'll kill myself.
to good pleasant complaint for
very
wouldn't
suit you.
:
deal
a
Act
sake.
for my
you won't: bad time. You
will go
you a
will
no a
I
:
neither
can
ly~]Ann [desperate
ann.
won't
I
see
octavius
and
Superman
[with conviction]Tavy
ann
go.
and
/
tell him
that
you
love
him? Oh [quickly] octavius [shocked]Ann
ann
no
he'd :
run
away
would
you
again. marry
an
unwilling
?
man
What
ann. no
such
thing
a
queer
as
a
creature
willing
you
you
already
know in
you
being
out
are
of
are,
when
man
[She laughsnaughtily],
him. But
:
I'm
There's Tavy! really go for you
shocking
really getting a sort danger yourself.
you,
of
I suppose.
satisfaction
to
Superman
Satisfaction [startled]
octavius
that
and
Man
IV
Act
!
1
6
You [Reproachfully]
1
say-
!
me
Well, if
ann.
it
would
reallyagony,
were
ask for
you
of it ?
more
octavius.
I asked
for
more
have
offered
to
tell
You
ann.
I self-sacrifice,
That's
satisfaction in it.
thorn
that
happy. happy myself; but Yes
ann.
there
because
him.
be
must
you're
its breast
presses
it
:
don't
You
be
to
but
sing. quite simple.
It's
octavius.
you
;
love
I
that
Jack
some
You
poet.
a
against the
sharp
itself
make
to
suppose
Perhaps it's
bird
like the
are
of it ?
Have
I
love
I love me
help another
can
so
;
do
to
man
But
quite simple.
seems
I you ; and I can't make
I
want
you
it. if
doubt
we
do things. The only reallysimple why we and grab it. I want thing is to go straightfor what you I feel as if I don't love you, Tavy ; but sometimes suppose know
ever
I
should
like
foolish
very
make
to
about
a
of you
man
are
women.
[almostcoldly]I
octavius
You
somehow.
content
am
to
be
I
what
am
in that respect. iream
about
I have
octavius.
I don't
But
You
ann.
be
think are
womanly ann
[with
me
to
a
I
no.
it hurts.
much
It's queer that you should Violet's as hard as nails.
am
Violet
sure
is
thoroughly
be
do you say that ? Is it businesslike and sensible ?
Why impatience]
some
thoughtfuland to
be
Something
Ann ann.
how
ill luck.
my
idiot
an
"
something
or
worse,
?
octavius.
mean,
:
for you I accept
softhearted! Violet.
Violet
want
you
Ann
and
them,
heart.
at
unwomanly like
so
Oh
octavius.
Do
you
different from
so
hope, quite know
no
only worlds, Tavy.
from
must keep away you I wouldn't them. marry
Then
ann.
worse
"
like you
! What
do
you
?
Oh
well, I don't
great respect for Violet.
that, of
mean
She M
gets her
But
course. own
way
I have
always.
\
162
[sighing]So
octavius
Yes
ann.
but
;
having
without
Superman
do
IV
Act
you.
gets it without
she
somehow
coaxing
people sentimental about her. Nobody could [with brotherlycallousness]
octavius
very
and
Man
sentimental Oh
make
to
about
Violet, I think, pretty
she
as
get
is.
them. they could, if she made But would octavius. really nice woman surely no practiseon men's instincts in that way. deliberately ann [throwing up her hands] Oh Tavy, Tavy, Ricky ! who marries Ticky Tavy, heaven help the woman you why, octavius [his passion reviving at the name] Oh I don't torment me. why, why do you say that ? Don't ann.
yes
understand.
Suppose
ann.
she
tell
to
were
fibs, and
lay
for
snares
men
Do
octavius.
I, who
"
Hm
she
Say
more.
at
that's
could
/
loved
wouldn't
she And
settled.
a
woman
?
you
all events,
such
marry
let you
I can't
now
if
talk any
forgiveme, and that the subjectis closed. have nothing to forgive; and the subjectis
if the wound
And
closed.
Well, So
you I
octavius.
see
!
wise.
were
and
known
have
ann.
think
you
is
open,
at
least you
shall
never
it bleed.
Poetic
ann.
pats his cheek
;
to
has
impulse of distaste through the garden Octavius
again
the
Goodbye,
last,Tavy.
an
impulse
which and
kiss him
to
prevents into
the
her
and
dear. then
[She another
finallyruns
;
away
villa] .
takes
refuge
at
the table,
bowing Whitefield,who
his head
has been sobbingsoftly. Mrs shops,and has a net full of little pottering round the Granada bim. in through the gate and sees parcels in her hand, comes mrs whitefield [running to him and lifting his head] the matter, What's Tavy ? Are you ill ? No, nothing, nothing. octavius. mrs whitefield [stillholding his head, anxiously]But you're crying. Is it about Violet's marriage ? on
his
arms
octavius.
and
No,
no.
Who
told you
about
Violet
?
Roebuck
What's
ill ?
the
said I didn't blame
right to Ann
and
;
whitefield
I
her
want
marry
she
:
only
Little she But
octavius.
she
don't
Surely you
think
for
a
what
?
consolingly]For nothing.
hand
I haven't
anything.
done
I
What
?
you guess husband a
I
s
daresay you
for
Ann
;
rather.
which
is best or
Tanner
for
a
much,
too
has
her
told
but
away
not
suspect
Ann
I'm
saying
man
very she
sorry
for
wants
to
/ want! / say or what believed it unless she say of of deceit!! "
mind, Tavy.
never
young like
of
what
would
say
me.
way
cares
Well,
whitefield.
mrs
:
to
know
I don't too
know
little,like
Jack.
returns.
Well, I've disposed of old
tannlr.
him
to
Mendoza,
brigands together to wron8
don't
Then [thoughtfully] It's
Tavy. Jack.
you,
to
whitefield
mrs
you,
Ann
[He rises and moves the middle of the lawn] [followinghim hastily]Does Ann Jack ? marry
it hurts
Yes
octavius.
it.
Has
?
.
mrs
that
But
towards
her
from
And
fault.
sadly] Can' t [smiling preferJack to me as
octavius
I love
?
?
matter
are
man's
a
you.
whitefield.
MRS
only
"
ridiculous
For [startled]
[pressingher
octavius
youre
you.
whitefield
mrs
Ann's
I blame
that
met
?
you
'it'snot
octavius.
the
to
I
sure
you
is it all about
what
But
whitefield.
moment
that sound
Doesn't
heart.
doing anything
been
Are
owner]
?
matter
'
mrs
its
to
It's nothing {affectionately]
octavius
broken
head
old Irishman.
that awful
and
163
Superman
the [restoring
whitefield
mrs
not
and
Man
IV
Act
talk it
Limited out.
;
Malone. and
Hullo,
left
Tavy!
I the
ve
troduced in-
two
anything
"?
r T* wash face, I see. [To go my Whitefield] Tell him what you wish. [To Tanner] take it from Jack, that Ann approves of it. me, may
octavius.
I
must
Mrs
You
Man
164
Of
octavius.
with
sad
manner]
Approves
Whitefield
Mrs
dignityto the villa] Whitefield] [to Mrs
Act
IV
of what
wishes.
[He
?
bis
goes
.
tanner
What
is it you
wish
Jack.
bis whole
have
with
attention].I
children
able
seem
her
are
to
mysterious.
done, whatever
don't
for
for Ann
care
bis elbows
nice
so
littleconsideration
so
is very
it is.
brings tbe other chair
Tanner
sits close to
people's
This
[with snivellinggratitude] Thank
[She sits down. and
table
It shall be
?
whitefield
mrs
her
what
Superman
his
[puzzled by
tanner
way
and
why
me,
and
It's
me.
and
Rhoda
it is that other that
I do
own
my
wonder
no
as
from the
his knees, giving
on
know to
you,
for
I don't and
you
It's a very queer world. It used be to Tavy and Violet. so straightforwardand simple ; and now to nobody seems feel as they ought. think and Nothing has been right since that speech that Professor Belfast. at Tyndall made Yes life is more used tanner. : complicated than we to
But
think.
be
married
know
just
let
marry
don't
put
out
that
she's
it ; for he in her
and
;
that that
crossed
never
But
you
know
put
the
blame
it
poor with
she me
on
been
Ann
I
:
has
puts
want
better
than
marrying
her
set
"
presently
mind
that's all I ask.
saying that I boy is breaking
am
his
things
them
when
It
only
that.
So
:
/ don't.
will
thing. any-
Tavy making
has
heart
the
he
It's
thought
Tavy
sets
if you
marry
her
about sees
no
use
people's heads
into
:
on
himself, though what
her
mind.
my
on
not
or
that I shall
me
of
by them
against
me.
her, don't
me.
I havn't [emphatically]
tanner
mrs
the
is in love
tellingTavy tellingthem
tell you.
to
I like it
wonderful, goodness knows
so
want
I like it
is when
But
you
to
seems
I
?
myself or not. [peacefully]Oh, very likelyyou
she
what
whether
whether
whitefield
mrs
you
Ann
to
for you
just what
Ann
[starting]It
tanner
do
to
That's
you'llmarry
course
I
am
whitefield.
mrs
Of
what
the
intention slightest
of
her.
whitefield
[//y^y]She'd
suit you
better than
Tavy.
Man
IV
Act She'd
165
Superman I'd
Jack.
you,
No
tanner.
is
man
match
a
for
a
Not
boots. poker and a pair of hobnailed then. Anyhow, / can't take the poker to
her
see
with
always
even
I should
her.
be
slave.
mere mrs
No
whitefield.
would
you
to
except
woman,
a
a
like
match.
her
meet
in
match
her
meet
and
be able
the
tell her
slipout of it as she Everybody would
to
tanner.
herself
the
truth
To
begin with,
about
Ann
in
does
with
call
all events,
She
wouldn't
me.
me
if I told Ann
brute
a
of
terms
At
her
code.
moral
own
true. thingsthat are not strictly glad somebody sees she is not
says
I'm
whitefield.
mrs
she's afraid of you. herself. truth about :
an
angel. In
tanner.
it when a
a
as
And
with
since
her
coquette, a
satisfaction may
she
who
of
to
something for
she
which
has
has
call
to
she
is
a
her
bully
women
altar
;
liar
a
so
fascination
I don't.
she
wants.
That
I
But
is
coquette
a
of
the
mere
to
her
face,
point
can't
She
makes
make her
men
almost
polite name.
no
what
she
for
to
whitefield
tanner.
in
ears
habituallyand
she
personal know
is
the
Well, [in mild expostulation] Jack. expect perfection, mrs
she
to
well.
as
her
I
put
intention
no
you
the
at
me
me
bullies
reduced
now
sacrifice
that
she as bully men unscrupulously uses give her whatever
definition of
standard
passions she
getting
conclude
would
husband
a
"
the
rouses as
as
the
according to
woman
it
put
point of speaking out has plunged Tavy head over intention of marrying him, any
without
gratifying. And of being willing I
to
"
exasperated to
liar.
love
short
is that Ann
me
annoys
you
can't
does.
perfectlywell that all this about her being a liar and a bully and a coquette and so forth is a trumped-up moral indictment which might be brought against anybody. We all lie ; we all bully as much all bid dare ; we as we for admiration without the least intention of earning it ; we
know
all get
as
much
rent
as
we
can
out
of
our
powers
of
1
Man
66
fascination. with
her.
If
Ann
But
she
advantage of know
admit If
won't.
tellinglies
she
to
herself at
eyes do
shouldn't
children
has
amuse
will
She
Activ
I
this
makes
woman
coquette.
a
Superman
would
If another
them. to
their
and
she'll
take
by whacking she'll refuse
me,
she
just what
quarrel
likes
self her-
whilst
the conventional on insisting everybody else doing what code prescribes. In short, I can stand everything hypocrisy. That's what beats me. except her confounded mrs whitefield [carriedaway by the reliefof bearing her ozvn opinionso eloquentlyexpressed] Oh, she is a hypocrite. She
is
is.
she
:
Then
tanner. mrs
of
sort
of
and
made
to
me
and
Whereas
mrs
whitefield.
able
to
take
she
anyhow,
I don't
but
mrs
I don't
Oh, care
must
Aha
tanner.
;
;
I'm
know,
now
fond
very
him
want
Tavy
of be
to
? me,
she he's
:
trampled
whitefield
I
a on
suppose.
different,somehow
are
you
of
You'd
detest my own be wicked so
her
yourself. somebody. marry ! there speaksthe life instinct.
feel that
you
matter,
[rising shocked] daughter ! Surely you and
unnatural
:
And
You
detest
Do
don't
I
that
mean
you
believe
to
me
that, merely because
as
you
out.
married.
get her
must
you
serve
,
her
her
to
me
marry
wretched.
tanner.
her
to
! put it on it until Tavy told me
of
thought
never
But, you
son
want
you
There [querulously]
I
said I did.
do
why
whitefield
course.
are
Isn't she ?
I
see
faults. You [cynically] whitefield. Why,
tanner mrs
things you
say,
We
Jack !
love
her, then
of
I
course
can't
?
What
do.
help loving our
queer blood
own
relations.
Well, perhaps
tanner.
But
for
have
a
my natural
mrs
Jack. to
you.
part, I
whitefield.
I
basis
it
saves
suspect that in
a
natural
You
hope you won't I only wanted
unpleasantnessto say so. the tables of consanguinity
repugnance
shouldn't tell Ann to
set
that
say
[he rises']. things
I have
been
myself right with
like
that,
speaking you
and
and
Man
IV
Act
and
sit mumchance
I couldn't
Tavy.
Superman
167
have
everything put
me.
on
Quite [politely] And whitefield [dissatisfied] so.
tanner mrs
matters
Tavy's
worse.
worship Ann
ought
would
to
her
serve
into
say
play
I
head
that it
that
except
say
don't
you.
I
something
don't
sillyand
be
don't
Now
whitefield.
mrs
into my
put
can
I
made
right?
Thank
tanner.
what
you,
marry
only
because
me
been
it's
when
And
Ann.
with
angry
I've
now
I
mean.
twist what
ought
have
to
I fair
"
from the villa, followed presentlyby Violet, dressed for driving.
Ann
who
comes
is
chat delightful place.
with
whitefield
mrs
Never
tanner.
you
[appalled]Have
overheard
fear
habit
that
right hand darling, you seem hear can Jack. We mother*
her
[coming to suavity] Well, mamma ann
of
is
Ann
:
hers
with
s
just
to
you
only -*- well, She
now.
threatening be having a all
the
over
"
cussing dis-
were
we
hasn't
heard
a
word. mrs or
not
I [stoutly]
whitefield
I have
:
what
I
[arriving on Whitefieldand Tanner]
the
lawn
and
I've
come
to
violet
for my mrs no
please. coming
between
Mrs
I'm
goodbye.
say
me
that
you
:
I'm
off
luggage,makes
But
How
one
I wish
be
for take
that,Violet.
And,
anything. long. you
to
America.
won't.
only going
whitefield.
say
clothes, nor let him
[verydecidedly]I
dear
don't
It won't
Don't
whitefield.
violet
again]
breakfast, no
no
[pettingher]
Promise
mrs
[crying]Oh
whitefield
violet
cry,
she has
honeymoon.
wedding, mrs
whether
care
say
rightto
a
don't
realize you
to
should the
going "
were
think
not, indeed.
hotel. in
that
dress, with
[shechokes, and my
Don't
then
daughter, Violet
breaks !
your out
1
Man
68
Superman
[soothing her] There,
violet
be
and
there
:
Act
I
so
IV
Ann
am.
will
jealous. mrs
Fie, mother
ann. more
:
dries
ber
you
eyes, and
Come,
!
now
me.
mustn't
you
:
doesn't
bit for
a
like it
cry
any
Whitefield
[Mrs
subsides] .
The
violet.
will be
sooner
married
get
you
I quite expect [restively] of
afternoon.
the
the
too,
better.
less misunderstood.
much
tanner
minds
care
Goodbye, Jack. Goodbye, Violet.
tanner.
course
doesn't
Violet
know
violet.
You
Ann
whitefield.
to
all
You
married
get
have
to
seem
in set
the your
it.
on
You
violet.
her
arm
the
drive
might
round
takes her
[ To
worse.
Let
her]
will do
do
take
me
Whitefield:putting the
to
you
Come
good.
you
Mrs
in and
hotel
get
a
with
me
:
[She
wrap.
the
towards
villa] [as theygo .
mrs
whitefield
know Ann
It's
not
be
to
with
bothered
finallydelivers Violet
hear?
is
Violet*
s
Violet
Yes,
tanner.
the others
away
were
no
to
care
what
be tell
people .
ner approachesTan-
from
moment
toe
to
top ;
get married. Do you you. marry WON'T marry you.
ought
I will
not
won't, axd
to
sir she
you,
said, sir
that's settled. has
asked
It's in the
absurd
me
to at
away
but
;
everybody
When
air.
pretexts
longer scowls already giving you
Ramsden if he
So
nobody on
know
!
men
opinion.
thing as settled. go
the
needn't
you
opportune advice, a
with
of sightand hearing]
out
quite right. You
said.
I
but
one
no
will
Oh,
but
;
humorouslyfor ber
husband
me.
Well, nobody [placidly]
said, sir she
treats
well
won't, won't,
I won't,
ann
she
like
woman
all very
with
gone,
your
Ann: [explosively]
tanner
as
on
him
examines
ann.
the
old
an
Ann, musing and
that
I don't
garden]
always occupied
she
expected
are
you
[She talks herselfand
"
;
when
and
;
politenessis
:
think
house
the
in
me
I shall do
what
up through the
leave
me
:
to
we us
alone
his eye me
in
meet, gether. to-
beams, church.
Man
IV
Act
refers
Tavy
first told
who
Was
ann. tanner.
and
be
Yet
you
his
as
like if
don't
you
want
him
and
[followingbet]
Does
from
away
feelingthat
I shall
let
that
sits
want
man
any
our
be
to
hanged ? struggle for black
I have
own.
be
myself should
you
married, you needn't down, much at her ease\. be
to
a hanged give the chaplain a
not
brigand
because
married
have
eye.
frightful
a
it is the
husband.
a
I
daresay I shall, someday. But why me of tanner. me me apostasy, profanation of the ann.
"
to
he
was
lovesick
a
least
at
will,
will
it
:
without
be
world's
world's
blessing.
?
away
stopped by schoolboy.
the
do
his
me
employer
be
to
truant
a
life,though they could We
gives
future
ran
you
let themselves
men
and
of it.
why Yes, only
[sheturns tanner
mother
that
Well,
ann.
169
Superman
your
treats me
down
run
to
me
openly
Straker
and
violation
of my
manhood,
sale
of
k
all
Marriage
?
men
of my
sanctuary
is
\.
soul,
birthright,shameful
my
of defeat. ignominious capitulation,acceptance I shall decay like a thing that has served its and is purpose future done with ; I shall change from with a a to man a
surrender,
past ; I shall see their relief at husbands
with
man
other to
share who
one
their
ignominy.
has
sold
out
:
always been an enigma somebody else's property secondhand
ugly
to
keep So
tanner.
your
snaps ann.
the After
and
put
can
on
in countenance, you that she may make
victim
away
the
picturesvery
who be
have
merely that
at
:
a
a
cap
like her bait
my
and
self her-
grandmother.
triumph the
make
insolent
more
the
moment
trap
!
all,though, what
Beauty is all very it when it has at our
"
shall possibility, damaged goods
as
me
scorn
I,
women
young
a
\"
prisoner
new
a
well been
at
first
in the
lovely
when
difference
sight;
house papa
but
would who
it make ever
?
looks
I thought days bought them ; but I
three
?
-U ^
of all the
eyes
will
men
young
the
and
wife
by publicly throwing on
the
The to
greasy arrival of
best.
at
man
Well,
ann.
in the
a
^
fP
1
Man
70 looked
havn't
looks
my
umbrella
you stand.
/
lie,you
You
Flatterer.
ann.
don't
if you
Jack,
too
are
:
You to
vampire :
Why
are
to
want
I
bother
never
I
me.
might be the
fascinate
me,
? in
am
about
lie.
you
me
marry
IV
Act
trying to
you
Life Force.
The
tanner.
Superman
for years. well used
them
at
tanner.
and
grip of
the
the
Life
Force. I don't
ann.
Life
like the
it sounds
least:
in the
understand
Guards.
,
Why
tanner.
Can
be
not
you
marry satisfied unless your
never
marry. marries ?
never
What
tanner.
you
bim
{turning to
ann (
will
don't
Havn't
!
is
that that
noticed
you
idolizes
who
man
a
He
?
willing.
prey struggles? let him into a secret]
if to
as
Tavy
sort
of
! who
women
Tavy man
sees
duets ! for love but romantic nothing in nature scenery Tavy, the chivalrous, the faithful,the tenderhearted and born to be swept he was ! Why, ! true Tavy never marry in the street. he meets up by the first pair of blue eyes like that the same, All Yes, I know. Jack, men ann. bachelor lodgings with broken always live in comfortable adored hearts, and are by their landladies,and never get like you {smiting his
Men
married. tanner
I
It has
!
true
Oh,
ann.
a
and
harmless
been
it before.
saw
never
always get married. frightfully, horribly brow] How and all face life in the staringme ; my
it's the
nice
very
with
same
The
women.
temperament,
poetic, I daresay;
amiable,
very
it's
but
perament's poetic tem-
old
an
very
maid's
temperament. tanner.
If that's what
ann.
tanner. ann _
within
Barren.
You
And
you
Life Force
you
don't
round {looking earshot] No.
tanner.
The
care
mean
for
by the Tavy ?
to carefully
do
care
for
make
me
it
passes
Life
sure
?
by.
Force,
that
yes.
Tavy
is not
Man
IV
Act
and
Superman
lack !
abandoned
Infamous,
tanner.
Boa-constrictor
ann.
-.
Devil
!
woman
!
Elephant !
!
Hypocrite !
tanner.
r^///y]
ann
1
fingerat him*]Now
her
and shaking quietly [rising Behave yourself.
ann
7
1
fbture husband
I must
be" for m^
For
mine!
himselfsavagely]I [Correcting
r/"wr/^
the
tanner.
saTke*
s
mean
01 ann
better
insulted and
husbands of
fresh
dragged
get
of hot
sorts
in
rational
dress
water.
And
in
about
get into all
and
too,
who
and
are
their
continual
in
you
prefer
dread
wife
a
you
?
on
No,
tanner.
had
then
live
complications. Wouldn't
depend
could
you
hypocrites go
not
are
what
marry
You Yes, for yours correction-] call a hypocrite, Jack. Women
thousand
a
revolutionist's element.
times
no
clean
You
men
.
hot
: as
water
clean
you
the
is
milk-
pails,by scalding them. Cold
ann.
quality. Well, be
I
too
appointed me
will
faithful
to
Life
the
moment
my
your
healthy.
s
witty
are you endows
Force be
can
It
too.
uses
Oh, [despairingly]
tanner
supreme
its
has
water
hypocrite.
a
guardian, not
with
you
Your
every father I
suitor.
your
the
at
:
s
shall
trust. ,
as
my
The
tanner.
from
the
our
ann.
tanner. ann. tanner. ann
too
that
is yours
who
me
will.
then
!
would
I chose The
I have
!
you
trap
laid
was
beginning. childhood "
I will
tanner.
it is
will
all [concentrating
ann
from
asked
[in low siren tones]He guardian before he made
ann
not
for both marry
will, you
Oh,
magic] From
her
of
us
you. will.
you I tell you, no, no, I tell you, yes, yes,
"
by I will
the
,
.
beginning
"
the Life Force. not
marry
you.
no.
yes.
No.
[coaxing" imploring" late for repentance.
almost
Yes.
exhausted] Yes.
Betore
[struckby
tanner
this
happen
no
not
that
:
to
Life arms
his
in
Force
enchants
when
I
me
:
I
:
did
all
?
anguish that have
you
You
tanner.
have
the
I
she said
worth
me.
I love
you.
world
fightingfor and
self,one
:
whole
am
in my
indivisible.
them
all.
and
honor
sell freedom
would
love
not
It is false
But
clasp you.
do
you
arms]
for my honor, for my Your happiness will be
ann.
IV
?
mistake
a
[seizingher
tanner
for
I made
Well,
freedom,
dreaming
two
we
with an courage, awake and are ;
[brutally]Well
ann.
my
Are
?
past] When
the
from
Act
is all.
tanner
The
before
me
Superman
the echo
[suddenlylosingher We conceal]No.
ann
does
and
Man
172
and
self
happiness? It will
ann.
be
not
all
for
happiness
Perhaps
me.
death.
What as
have
well
as
mother's
a
like this, you
Jack
will have
to
If
tanner.
hold
I would
let
me
I
than
tanner.
Yes
ann.
I don't
with
me
Nor
I.
Let
:
I don't I think
care.
this
At
Mrs
Straker,
come
in
alone.
lady.
edge
I
and
care.
under
more
frightfully
go
:
heart
are
we
of
pice, preci-
a
and is
bear
I can't
lastinglonger
it.
us.
to
of my
forces.
faint.
Octavius
wrapped
end
the
at
am
going
am
: thestrain]]^ok
it is
"
I
come
up
from
the
for driving.
little gate
who
raises
villa
taneously Simul-
den, followed by Mendoza
Rams
through the
Take
while
the
on
and
care.
shamefacedly releases Ann, forehead. m
now
it kill
field,who
lone
father's
a
comes
so
Violet
moment
White Ma
dared Let
thought.
hurts.
tightand jump.
you
I have
go.
and
me.
marry
failing more [panting,
ann
there
if anyone
:
stood
two
we
Is
?
me
holds
?
care,
Take
ann.
in
grasped
you
clutch
that
[groaning]Oh,
tanner
and
in the
her
Something's
paling. Tanner hand giddilyto her
the
matter
with
the
and
Man
IV
Act
What
ramsden.
does
Superman
this
173
?
mean
[runningbetween Ann and Tanner] Are you ill ? with [reeling, supreme effort]I have promised to Violet kneels by her and chafesher Jack. \_Sbeswoons.
violet
a
ann
marry
hand. her
Tanner
bead.
do.
to
to
her
goes
to
Violet1 s assistance, but
band, and
Wbitefieldhurries
Mrs
Malone
Octavius,
other
round
Octavius
what
know
runs
Ramsden
and
to
run
back
tries
does
lift not
the villa.
into
and
Ann
to
round
crowd
her, stooping to assist. Straker to Ann* comes s feet, and coolly Mendoza to her head, both upright and selfpossessed ] .
Now
straker.
want can
him the
crowd
a
ladies
then,
round
her
:
she
If
you please,gents drive them gentlypast
git. to
garden, where
and
Mr
Tanner
into
it.
moment
a :
let it go
He
mendoza.
the
to
is
and
Ann
has
she
:
all the
"
and
Ramsden
up the
lawn
[Malone
"
of his uselessness, joins them. pauses for
air
wants
who
Octavius,
gentlemen
don't air
allow
towards
already become
conscious
Straker, following them
Tanner].
instruct
flat so's
right,Mr
the
Don't
blood
Tanner.
lift er
can
to
up,
ed, back
run
Trust
she
the air of
Sierra.
to the garden steps] delicately [He withdraws tanner [rising] I yield to your superior knowledge of to the corner physiology,Henry. [He withdraws of the lawn; and Octavius immediately hurries down to him], .
[asideto
tavy
Tanner,
grasping his hand] Jack: be
very
happy.
[asideto Tavy]
tanner
for
I
asked
never
It is
her.
a
trap
[He goes up the lawn towards the garden. Octavius remains petrified] Mrs mendoza [intercepting Wbitefield,who comes from the villa with is this,madam glass of brandy] What [he takes it from her] ? me.
.
a
mrs
whitefield.
The
mendoza.
[He
me.
swallows
A
little brandy.
worst
thing you
it].
Trust
to
could the
give her. air
of
the
Allow
Sierra,
madam. For
a
moment
the
men
all forget Ann
and
stare
at
Mendoza.
1
Man
74
[/*yuMs
ann
did
and
Superman
her clutching
ear,
Jack say anything when Ah!
ann.
about
are
with
to
stops
warning gesture.
a
I havn't.
I'm
quitehappy. [suddenlywalking determinedly to her, and
tanner
her
:
relapses']
Oh, she's fainted again. rush back to her; but Mendoza
[supine] No
ann
neck} Violet
I fainted ?
[with a sigh of intense reliefshe
whitefield.
They them
the
No.
VIOLET.
mrs
round
IV
Act
hand
from
Violet
ing snatch-
feel her pulse} Why, her pulse is positively bounding. Come, get up. What ! nonsense Up with
to
[He
you.
gets her up l feel stronS
summarily] .
TN,'-nY?S ;
nearly killed MMiss to
Mw"kN% V"U?h Whitefield.
meet
make
happiness.
And
ramsden
happy
man,
mendoza
Ramsden you I know to
[She goes
cry
for the
Mr :
only
a
very
in
other
Ann
you
I
:
I
stop
and
;
^rta
I
hope
I
One
have to
you am
and is
in
your
Tanner] not
to
Mine
and
me
the
tempting Tavy,
Sir
get
"
your
sir.
yours,
heart's
no
call of
one
happy
am
spiteof everything. and Tanner] You are
get it.
to
for
easy
:
best
Abbey to Octavius] [Aside to him] I
me.
in
life.
is
spectator.
better.
the
very 7
the
at
tears.
more
Mendoza
it is
you
last time.
I believe in
The
But
past Malone
congratulate
tragedies
desire.
tanner.
are
frequent guests
as
:
Tanner
[coming between Malone Jack Tanner. I envy you. [advancingbetween Violet
two
are
The7,re
congratulate Mr
No [steadfastly]
tavy
heart's
you
now-
Ch?
W0"er'
you.
Ticky Tavy to
there
I
him
Thank
Kicky want
and
you
ann
a
Jack,
me,
enouSh
for all that.
desires.
happy man : principals ; and a
and
back
come
me. ann
[complying]You
are
absurd, Jack.
[She
takes
his
proffered arm], tanner
happy man.
[continuing]I solemnly Ann
looks
successful,victorious.
happy That
is
; not
say
but she
that is
I
am
not
a
only triumphant,
happiness,but
the
price
i
Act
Man
IV
which
for
the
freedom,
of
and
to
four
five
the
all
will
to
will
England,
and
his
walking
in
like
who,
preparing
to
the his
carvers
heap
upon
devoted
to
Handbook. after
days office
will
be
return
our
of
of
presence
clients,
clocks,
morocco,
proceeds
the
I
and ;
the
Revolutionist's
at
to
district
the
solicitor
my in
ordinary
dress "
[with [looking mind
Never
registrar,
speeches
bowls, extra
three
place
take
seize
may
taste
in
the
the
license,
clerk,
violet
ann
of
special
by
superintendent
and
sold,
cares
travelling
eight
Tennyson are
the
propose
own
salad
the
you
for
We
our
or
of
copy
copies
free
wedding
seven
the
imbecile
utter
to
renounce
man
no
expense.
cases,
instantly
be
and
my
the
articles
other
circulating The
the
that
beg
according
dressing
slices,
I
have
we
renounce
future,
unknown
at
that
all,
above
drunk
half
house
notice
or
fish
and
get
What
happiness,
renounce
family.
a
own
give
to
an
pleasantries our
hereby
us,
and
coarse
furnish
and
of
possibilities
occasion
the
is
175
happiness.
their
tranquillity,
household
a
the
afternoon
renounce
romantic
Superman
sell
strong
this
done
both
and
tanner.
Universal
her,
conviction]
intense
with
him
at
Go
dear.
Talking
laughter.
!
fond on
pride
You
and
talking,
area
brute,
caressing
bis
Jack.
arm]
THE
REVOLUTIONIST'S AND
BOOK HAND-
COMPANION
BY
JOHN
TANNER, {Member of
M.I.R.C.
the Idle
N
Rich
CUss).
TO
PREFACE
REVOLUTIONIST'S
THE
HANDBOOK
11
No
can
one
without
people Robert
contemplate the desiring something
Giffen. Essays
in
condition
present like
Finance,
vol.
a
of
the
of
masses
for the
revolution
better."
the Sir
ii. p. 393.
Foreword A
is
revolutionist
The
discard
to
the
existing
try another.
and
order
social
desires
who
one
of
is
a revolutionary. To Russian Anglo-Indian bureaucrat, a general election is as or much referendum revolution as a or a plebiscitein which French the tion Revolupeople fight instead of voting. The
with
constitution
overthrew
one
different
interests
general seven
election
years
no
is
man
profession is
For a
a
That
different views.
the
;
substituted
and
rulers
if they choose.
understands. a
and
enables
England apology.
Every
of
set
institution in needs
England
people
to
do
Revolution and
its
every
is what
England
is therefore
advocacy by
revolutionist
example,
in
and
every
national
a
the
who
sceptic concerning it,
a
Englishman
an
concerning person
another
thing
has
he
mastered
consequently
a
revolutionist.
Every genuinely religiousperson a
revolutionist.
179
is
a
heretic
and
fore there-
180 All
who
achieve The
supposed faith
they
of
knowledge is
the
older,
life
in
methods
they
though
the
existing
of
age
social
of
begin
more
volutionary re-
commonly
are
owing
tionists. revolu-
as
become
persons
conservative
more
under
person
distinction
grow
conventional
in
Superman
distinguished
become
to
Any
real
most
as
of
and
Man
to
their
loss
reform.
who,
thirty,
order,
is
not
a
having
any
revolutionist,
inferior.
an
And
have
Revolutions
tyranny
:
they
have
never
only
shifted
Yet
lightened it
to
the
burden
shoulder.
another
John
Tanner.
of
REVOLUTIONISTS
THE
HANDBOOK
If
there
it would
be
god century could who incapable. indeed the
no
work
must,
not
he
that
in
help themselves,
the
god
;
used
effect, change
and to
shirk
himself
god god
Man
must
with into
this
of
an
the
Deist, XVIII
helped
who
the
decided
century now
Now
Him. the
ex
nineteenth
The
eighteenth century
macbina,
deus
was
the
invent
to
necessary
such
said
God,
no
were
BREEDING
GOOD
ON
take
those
lazy
that in
and
there hand
is all
He prayer. Providence political idle
The
god; and such change is as formerly conceived only possible,but the only sort of change that is real. of institutions, as from mere military transfigurations
and
priestlydominance
which not
he
from
commercial
to
commercial
dominance
serfdom,
to
and
scientific dominance,
proletariandemocracy,
capitalism,from ism, to monarchy republicanism,from polytheism to monothemonotheism from atheism, from atheism to to istic panthefrom humanitarianism, general illiteracy to general realism realism, from to to mysticism, literacy,from romance all but from changes from metaphysics to physics, are from
slavery
to
from
181
serfdom
to
/ .
1
82
Man
Tweedledum
9 '
But
the
pippin,from the wolf charger of Henry V the
real
race-horse, are
subduing Life wolf
Nature
for
a
be
can
to
his
fox
to
Man
for here
;
house
the
brewer's
the
to
$a change,plus c* est from the crab apple to the
"plus
:
changes
and
And
set
a
draught
If
horse
the and
played the god, ing ennobling or debas-
what
man.
dog, from
has
intention, and
purpose. with done
I
Superman
Tweedledee
to
chose.
la mime
and
be
can
such
done
monsters
with as
a
the
and the gentleman can as mere tramp appear of Man's individual greed and folly,what
by-products not might we ? hope for as a main product of his universal aspiration This is no The conclusion. new despairof institutions, and be born the inexorable must again," with Mrs "ye "and born in every different,' recurs Poyser's stipulation, begin with generation. The cry for the Superman did not But it has always Nietzsche, nor will it end with his vogue. been silenced by the same question: what kind of person is this Superman to be ? You do not ask for a super-apple, eatable but for an apple; nor for a superhorse, but for a horse of greater draught or velocity. Neither is it of any furnish a specification to ask for a use Superman : you must of man of the sort want. Unfortunatelyyou do not you of goodlooking what Some know sort sort of man you want. handsome for with a healthy woman philosopher-athlete, his mate, perhaps. the popular on Vague as this is, it is a great advance for a perfectgentleman and a perfect lady. And, demand '
after
all,no
market
technical
exact
demand
of specification
poultry and demand
of
differences
potatoes who housewives
between
a
world
in the
the
form
of
cellent required. Exproduced to satisfythe
the
are
tuber and
takes
do
not a
article
know
chicken.
the
They
technical will
tell
proof of the pudding is in the eating; and they are right. The proof of the Superman will be in the living; shall find out how and to produce him by the old we and of trial and method pletely not by waiting for a comerror, of his ingredients. convincingprescription you
that the
Revolutionist's
The Certain from
if
Yet
recoil
we
consists
in
virtues
and
shall fire
a
fall of
the
of
athletes
:
Samson are
is
we
to
no
do
a
better
more
?
of of
of
race
a
"good"
alternative
is
Superman
than
body. mind of
morality, club
than
worth Calvin.
we
^into
the
between
choose
men,
Milo
club
classifications
must
we
football
superior
football
the
and
Samson neither
that
out
want
we
superior
conventional
If
School.
of
ethical
our
fryingpan
the
and
But
Robespierre.
of
ruled
that the
into
conclude
to
as
be
agree
product
a
short,
in
athletes
as
183
may
we
fall
not
dupe
the
Sunday
the of
race
far
so
vices, out
this
on
being
need
we
;
counting
of
folly
but
mind
superior
example,
For
beginning.
the
mistakes
obvious
and
common
Handbook
let
U3
Calvin
changing What
have and for then
:
II
PROPERTY
Let
hurry
us
unless
demonstrate
to
held
its
distributes
too
that
the
social
obstacles
Now
like.
and
the
such
whether
the
economic
her
social did
destroy society has
matters
frontiers
The property. sound until it is felt
to
threaten
of
that
any
with
the
irrelevant
ence existof
Nature,
to
cares
nor
its
cal politi-
empire,
an
a
a
the
or
she
as
straw
society is it keeps the being as acceptable to of Socialists, though serious impression on
overrated
conflict
in
happiness
adopted by collectivism provided
make
burden
labor
some
nation,
a
system
never
knell
not
of
or capitalistic afoot (the hive and the anthill as Utopia), the demonstrations
irrefutable, will
doubt
also, property
individual
as
feudal, race
as
happiness never recognizes flags and
neither
No
of them. will
and
property
destroyed all the empires. But superficialobjection to it (that it
wealth
other,
or
much
doubt,
grotesquelyinequitablemanner) of the but only the race, units, and finallythe maintenance form
by
up
property No
it.
set
and
own
because
was
MARRIAGE
make
society destroys
hitherto
that
the
over
Revolutionists
marriage. it is easy
AND
some
a
institution more
will
vital
not
matter
No personal inequitiesin industrial economy. such conflict was perceived whilst society had not yet grown astrously small and too simple to disbeyond national communities Man's limited overtax political capacity. But we than
mere
have
now
reached
the
stage
of
184
international
organization.
The Man's
by
Handbook
185
political capacity and magnanimity are clearlybeaten and vastness complexity of the problems forced on
the
And
him. he
Revolutionist's
looks
it is
upward
anxious
this
at
for
mightier
a
He empty. that Man is the
he
that
moment
mind
finds, when that
help him,
to
the
presentlysee that his discarded formula Temple of the Holy Ghost happens be to preciselytrue, and that it is only through his own brain hand and that this Holy Ghost, formerly the most become its sole nebulous in the Trinity, and now person its real Unity, can survivor it has always been as help him And he must in any way. so, if the Superman is to come, be born of and Woman intentional sidered well-conby Man's heavens
will
are
Conviction
contrivance. that
it.
opposes
this will
of
smash
thing every-
Property and Marriage, which complaint that he is defrauded
Even
laugh at the laborer's petty of "surplus value," and the miseries of the domestic at be slaves of the wedding ring, will themselves laughed aside as this conception the lightestof trifles if they cross when it becomes of the race. a fullyrealized vital purpose That it becomes obvious the cross moment they must of breeding men for special we acknowledge the futility qualitiesas we breed cocks for game, greyhounds for speed, What is is really important in Man or sheep for mutton. the
part of
of it
we
the
not
are
of
conscious
though
him
if
that even
keeping
conclusion
that
not
yet
understand.
conscious, justas
we
when
we
circulation
our
up
neglect it
we
do
we
die. we
have
by are
our
not
normally
heart-pump,
therefore
carried
much
driven
selection
as
to
far
eligibleparents all who are uninteresting, unpromising, or blemished persons without the guidshall still have to to set-ofF,we trust ance any of fancy {alias Voice of Nature), both in the breeders and the for that superiorityin the unconscious parents, self which will be the true characteristic of the Superman. At this point we perceive the importance of givingfancy the widest cut possiblefield. To humanity up into small limit the selection of the individual cliques,and effectively
as
we
can
by rejecting from
We
are
Of
the
list of
1
his
to
if
Man
86
clique,is
own
for
not
and
and to
trained
as
possibilityof objection of
should
only possibleparent,
a
such
charwoman.
obstacle
an
countess
a
to
all
there
be
selection
the
as
duke
a
no
to
a
good
to
breeding ; and incompatible with
is
know,
eons,
nourished
should
of
or
a
economists
be
person
natural
to
for
Superman
every but
navvy essential
is
Equality
equality, as
the
postpone
Not
ever.
Superman
property.
Besides, equalityis also
middle
the
to
the
its devotees
the
marry
When
scientific
the
bad
of
indispensableto
is
race.
of
last century,
of
crime
human
hold
took
heredity
breeding
bad
of
out
a
and
;
essential condition
an
lunatic
the
ing weedof
conception
imagination
announced the
to
ing breed-
in it
that
lunatic
the was
the
or
sumptive con-
to we consumptive. But pray are try to diseased stocks correct our healthy stocks by infectingour them with disease has for ? Clearly the attraction which If two diseased healthy people is beneficial to the race. reallyunpeople get married, they will, as likely as not,
the
to
have
number
great
a
of
children
This is maturity. than the tragedy of a arrangement and an Though unhealthy person. of the unhealthy, it has reach
they
that
in
being
the
will
error
confirmed
by fact
One of
shrieks
citizens
are
conflict
of
the
to
far
a
be
corrected
be
faced
advantage
the
enormous
of
health
and
they most by experience
unhealth
certainly instead
of
of
the
the
best
evasion. must
romantic.
resolutely,in
There
is
evidence
no
spite that
offspringof congenial marriages, or is not a highly important temperament
partners, them
that
the
breeders
mating
ization steril-
costlythan
extent
some
before
satisfactory a healthy
between
more
call
On
crossing.
the
sufficiently probable that good results be would who extremely parents and
all die
more
union
notions
our
(which
erroneous
are), the
what
of
event
will
who
to
make
will
sooner
it certain or
it is contrary, be obtained may
unsuitable
that
later
part
the be
a
ot
quite from
companions experiment of tried purposely
almost
as
mating
such
them.
In
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
often
is
it
as
couples must conjugation two
tried
now
accidentally.
the
of
son
a
But
involve clearly not marrying complementary persons may
deficiencies : in the another's supply one of marriage they only feel them and Thus
187
robust, cheerful,
domestic
ship partner-
suffer from
them.
eupeptic
British
and of his class, and squire,with the tastes range of clever, imaginative, intellectual, highly civilized a Jewess, might be very superior to both his parents ; but it is not find the squire an terestin inlikelythat the Jewess would his habits, his friends, his place companion, or and mode of life congenial to her. Therefore marriage, it is made whilst of mating, an indispensablecondition of the will as delay the advent Superman as effectually Property, and will be modified by the impulse towards him justas effectually. The practicalabrogation of Property and Marriage as without will being much occur they exist at present To of men, abolition of the mass noticed. the intelligent
country
property
would
nothing
mean
except
an
in
increase
the
their at quantity of food, clothing,housing and comfort their personal disposal,as well as a greater control over time make and circumstances. now Very few persons any distinction between and virtuallycomplete property perty proheld such on as highly developed public conditions the same to on place its income footing as that of a property less clergyman, officer, or landed A civil servant. and still drive off his land, men women proprietor may demolish their dwellings,and with sheep or replacethem deer ; in and the unregulated trades the private trader still the on regulated trades and sacrifice the may spunge life and chester health of the nation as lawlessly as the Manmanufacturers did at the beginning of last cotton But the one hand, though the Factory Code on century. and
Trade
the
lifetime
Union of
organization still
men
property
of
the
on
the
other, have,
living, converted cotton
manufacturer
the in
within
old his
restricted un-
mill
1
88
and to
the
cotton
trade
Man
and
spinner
in
work
or
on
Superman his
labor
into
a
stringent public
or
permission
mere
collective
ditions, con-
imposed in the interest of the general welfare hard without regard for individual people in cases, any still speak of their Lancashire in old the property meaning nothing more by it than the things a thief terms, total abolition of be punished for stealing. The can perty, pro"
tc
and
the
functionary in
of
conversion
into
citizen
every
salaried
a
leave much more public service, would of the nation than of cent quite unconscious 99 per any when than takes the of now son a place greater change still call their They would shipowner goes into the navy. watches
the
umbrellas
and
also
Marriage
and
will
back
gardens
persist as
their
property. attached
name
a
to
a
itself will have long after the custom For altered. fied English marriage, as modiexample, modern and Women's by divorce by Married Property Acts, differs more from Byron's early XIX century marriage than marriage did from Shakespear's. At the present moment differs not marriage in England only from marriage in
general
custom
France, but
mere
from
from
would
its
to
fashioned
with
would
called far
Americans, of
do
marriage,
that
seriousness
a
be
old
seems
America Neither in England nor Clapham. marriage be tolerated for proposal to abolish
a
and
;
both
countries
contract
ideals
fied modi-
as
in
moment
will
irrevocable
the be
that
marriage in
until
and
marriages
they
though
it is
no
were a
;
wives
of
the
more
and
be
any
less
glance
different Christian
at
for
the
countries
the
married
legal shews
a
in
marriage nor
onerous
describe
;
that
than
deed ordinary commercial this dispensed with, people
husbands
as
For
any
even
themselves
certain
more
progressivemodification
continued
than
is
nothing
yet
Were
VIII.
Marriage
Dakota in South laws by the divorce Yet the promiscuity in Clapham. taking a profligateand cynical view
homage
call
in Scotland.
marriage
of
partnership. still would
their
most
than
panionships com-
part
Henry
conditions that
conscious un-
of
marriage
The
so
little that
to
be
of
universal.
easier
alter
to
is
institution's
the
it
as
the
present
the
course
:
is
condition
marriage.
but
of
paramount
the
conjugation, be
to
ceases
is
thereupon cease that
stringencyand confirm
from
be
to
the
monomaniacs
the
the
less
of
unmarried
race
They
are
for
so
to
incidental
horrible
that
moment
by
age, marri-
creative
point
of
view,
But
economical,
does
marriage
convenient, and
might safely bribe
bond
nothing
to
matri-
inhuman
divorce,
still chains
which
not fortable, com-
the
by offering to revive all the old of marriage, to abolish irrevocability
the
that
say
than
marriage.
Superman
of
otherwise
Nature's
in
the
regard
wrong,
truth
the
solution dis-
marriage
people
and
;
the
than
association
most
changes Superman
the
and purely accidental Conjugation is essential
one
essential
for
nothing
necessary
propagation of the need is provided
the
it all
of
one
need
very diagnostic of marriage. it would be quite as near
conjugation
to
It
that
the
by
conjugation, which
with
makes
name,
denied
be
cannot
publicopinion demanded a very unexpected one. of
frontier, domesticity varies
to
its substance.
However, in
189
marriage laws people believe their own Consequently here again, as in the case of confidence the absolute public in
most
Property, the stabilityof
the
frontier
legally from
varies
Handbook
Revolutionist's
decent
people to drunkards, criminals and wasters, provided only of from the it were ceded concomplete extrication conjugation For form if people could domestic him. to panionships comThe
marry. avail
with
of
Dakotan a
his Church
than
terms
the
divorce
laws, marries
Presbyterians who scandalizes
that facility
the
can
old
by as
his
Church
to
freelyas
the
change world
still
;
partners and were
and Christianity ages its clergy,marrienjoin celibacyon its laityas well as on would still be contracted for the sake of domesticity and sons by perfectly obedient daughters of the Church. One need these further pursue not hypotheses : they are to
dare
these, they would
Catholic, forbidden
Roman
himself
South
easier
no
on
a
further
step
towards
Man
190
into
its
of
which
essential
is
it
marriages
during
Taking
it,
Superman, known took
institutions.
it
is
to
modern
place
hostile
a
of and
is
community
two
because
still
all,
at
marriage
of
all
duration,
:
fertile
and
of
it.
by
Marriage,
the
why in
the
marriage
evolution the
breeding which
ing destroy-
selection
sexual
to
quite
are
marriage,
not
their
understand
experiment in
of
ing supply-
of
condition
hampering are
easy
whole
Property
thus
conditions,
irrelevant
race
the
that
then,
actual
part
and
one
conjugation
the
great
a
and
Equality
of is
without
during
marriages
some
only
existence
necessarily
is
the
marriage
functions
two
domesticity
domesticity
fact
is
analyze
to
conjugation
These
the
to
without
conjugation
regulating
domesticity
;
whereas
of
reader
the
domesticity.
and
separable
Superman
help
to
functions
two
form
a
in
here
suggested
only
and
only the
discarded
with of
the
ally generhuman both
Ill
THE
EXPERIMENT
PERFECTIONIST
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In to
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Community
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thing Oneida
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be
tolerated
to
and
done
Company
selected
as
the
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common
held it
its
;
a
in
It
that
over
have
God."
of
this
country,
than
however,
was,
to
who spunge
the ing dur-
healthier
Joint
any
highly
a
communist
person
of
sort
thirty years,
evil
fectionist Per-
ourselves
produced
less
of
of
devote
Kingdom
genuine
instead
handful
a
Christian
a
for
own
intensely proud fund
the
declared
suffered
for
will
of
record.
on
by
at
in America
founded
was
we
to
seems
and
community
definable enrich
nation
Community which period
children
that
"
American
not
was
arrived
establishment
the
exclusivelyto Though
CREEK
resolution
a
AT
(roughly to
proposes on
it)
is
ordinary joint stock capitalistprecisely as superior to an an ordinary joint stock capitalistis superior to a pirate. Perfectionists Further, the were mightily shepherded by their chief of those the chance at Noyes, one attempts from time time in spite of the occur to Superman which of Man's The ence existinterference blundering institutions. of Noyes simplified the breeding problem for the the of Communists, man sort they question as to what should breed strive to being settled at once by the obvioi* of breeding another desirability Noyes. 191
Man
192 But
who, child
of people, experiment conducted by a handful after thirty the unintentional of immunity from years slaughter that goes on by ignorant parents in private numbered that the
only
of
marriage
than
Caste
Suttee, might
than
God,"
apparent of his
and
Yet
success
own
occurrence
voluntary relapse of
the
and
customary social solution
the
whole
to
organize, United
he
do
would
not
few
the
end
level, and
own
sacrifice
that
even
this
of his the
organized
but
him,
what
dozen
could whole
a
If
spontaneously.
the
that
Superman
Noyes
Perfectionists, but have
beaten
completely as England beat Oliver Cromwell, Rome Cromwell Napoleon, or Julius Caesar. bitter experience that God raise himself cannot its
these
that
though
you
him
France
as
above
their
both
admitting
would
States, America
of
marriage, capitalism,
casual
for
do
a
thus
job
phenomenon
and
into
and
Hindoo
of
to
came
a
the
for
admitted
guided
what to
better
abnormal
communists
not
was
cares
himself the
of
for property
harrow
the
himself
man Super-
a
establishment more
private life,
persuade a picked company community of Supermen had
under
of
guidance
much
a
for when
;
he
had
make
little except
very
minister
Superman only part of
age,
real
no
their was
through
powers
the
caring
folk
do
the
Camberwell
a
ordinary
institutions.
under
exclusively to
Kingdom or
could
300,
Communists,
devoted
' '
lives
Superman
an
homes, prove
and
learnt
stir
by people
a a
nation
appetitesto its conscience, the result will still depend wholly on the nation of conscience what sort has got. have ended to kind Napoleon seems by regarding mantroublesome as a only worth keeping pack of hounds for the sport of hunting with Caesar* them. s capacity for defeated hatred resentment or was fightingwithout by the to
all its
determination
field instead and of
his the
codes into
of
of
his
soldiers
takingthem
civil supremacy citizens of Rome.
and every
was
:
do. if
kill their
enemies
in
the
prisonersto be sparedby Caesar ; purchased by colossal bribery What
religionscannot ordinance
to
you
great rulers reads his Man devise
a
cannot own
superhuman
do, nature com-
mandment in
disregard
else
or
he
will,
his
of
of
evolution,
moral caste
certain
masters
the
all
find
to
Until
in
improved
by
the
pyramid
the
only
real
which is
of
a
heroes
in
political
The
Brixton
us.
is
in
tion assump-
villa of
well, Crom-
a
a
be
is
his
would.
which
will
very
leave
himself
man
world
production to
dare he
:
the
the
on
Germany
new
reformation
Napoleon,
a
wealth
the
changed
every
the
a
as
is
a
of
the
by of
drover
streets
man
Goethe,
possible
a
At
material
power
and is
of
duelling.
considerable
govern
which
Caesar,
than
Cheops.
change
a
to
the
commercial
for
people
than
every
plus its
as
through
man
Luther
a
he
England
an
the
of
substitution
selfishness
the
dare
great
way
every
of
more
no
as
its
France
which is
are
is
there
a
man
will
the
a
result
a
illusion the
readjustment
mere
mind
and
man
that
is
this
heart
greatest
in
all
but
;
of
alter
distribution
better
action
simple
of
conquest a
of
to
be
they
as
as
occasional
damages
even
may
produces
the
through
leads
much
and,
;
victory
caste
the
class
working
until
when
as
the
ligible. unintel-
circumstances
as
an
phemy, blas-
totally as
interests
pecuniary
there
moments
advance,
flock
and
boycotting
social
when
seditious
or
tinker
may
be
misinterpreted
as
crazy
their
may
military
the
over
and
as
it
creeds
and
there
tinkering,
the
either
as
synods
classes
of
balance
the
it
codes
their
with
please
will
193
be
cannot
denounce
and
Parliaments
it
that
cunningly
so
terms
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
Rome
every no
improved
such
nations
more
by is
IV
MAN'S
TO
OBJECTION
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|
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IMPROVEMENT
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But
himself
above
with
such in
he
idols
who
It
Man
does
can
He
saint.
a
all
are
is
nothing
will
Superman
even
human
foresee
not
Supermen
ideal
an
from
without
never
but
his
ception miscon-
Superman
nutrition, and
in
:
do
snap
his
he
does
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it an
;
of human
array
Supermen.
sham
fact
it in his very
Men
or
Heroes,
Supermen,
true
but
brains, infinite courage, The
fear
customs
and
troublesome
most
general
because as
of
mankind
will
be
He
face.
day without knowing objection to the production
Great
notice
not
every
as
desire
spare
his
through
rise
must
That
the
superfingersat all Man's sent preideals of honor, right, duty, justice,religion, trumpery and moral obligationsbeyond present decency, accept Man does endurance, is a thing that contemporary
real
no
would,
if Man
magnified the best living substitute for His least incompetent general is set as up his king is the first gentleman in the world
;
is
tolerated
age
find.
Pope
be
it ?
he
as
energy
Alexander his
desire
to
every
can
change
a
its nature.
of
has
such
a
he
himself infinite
an
any
will
of
self it himmake
therefore what
he
imagine them,
endowed
calls not
infinite
with
money.
will
interference
interference 194
will
race
opposition that
casual
our
actuallydoes
He
it. of
it when
with
arise with our
from our
the jugal con-
pleasure*
The and
has
morality, measured those
combining
and
weakness in
only
the
race,
a
survival
of
the
is
proposed
of
the
Even
individual
the
supposed The
his
already played
exertions his best
to can
cunning fed
easy
a
finallyout same
way
survival the
a
of
ablest
the
overeat,
this
intelligent, un-
an
the
invented,
opposition and
bees
the
of
ants
vicariously ;
instincts
celibacy In
the
evolutionary been
not
the
to
food
social then
why
of
is
supply the
millions
on
it is
as
vidual indi-
the
short,
of
will
lessly thought-
difficult
so
it, the
glutton
the
conditions
he
of
the
they
produced
the
alone
by
that
becomes
only
than great
and
fittest can
of
health
perish
it and
in
the
finally the
means
adapt
industrial
makes
supply out
the
hospitable
more
food
prosper
only
not
in
himself
eats
of
as
the
pains
more
get
But
voluptuaries
survival
to
same
with
man
glutton's appetite develops
and
;
organization the
take
the
be
the
as
always
community.
other
will
voluptuary glutton,
utmost
in the
man
All
is
himself,
When
the
The
self-controlled, because
perpetual shifting
had
do
by
glutton.
sufficient
existence.
and
the
the
enterprise
to
man
; of
secure
where
is
old
the
the
overwhelming
evolution
in
nourishing
food.
the
or
by
get
and
but
climates, for
for
motive
from
women.
matter,
what
be, is really a finallynegligible one.
to
played
part
fellows
this
in
for
;
fertility, and
parental
and
the
means
fertilityby
only
men
the
unconscious
still shatter
and
and
;
of
successfully imposes
normal
instinct
strongest
Not
itself
marriage
work
at
out
replacement
agency
would
reproductive
of unmarried
that
selective
known
themselves
weed
Superman
voluptuary
race
devices
universally
conscious
mere
instincts.
satisfy their
1
almost
if this
of
purpose
but
the
the
the
controlled,
of
process.1
of
but
inevitable,
elimination
modern
with
has fertility
intelligently fertile
the
partizans
nothing
intelligently
The
already vigorously
process
not
prevail of
to
persons
have
instinct
sterility, now
these
survival
consequent
the
offended
of
who
will
it
pleasure.
with
pleasure
accessible, enable
of
for
but
;
195
airs
on
people
whom
itching
mere
a
intimidated
essential
its
into
fear, by putting
always
degenerates
faded for
This
romance.
our
Handbook
Revolutionist's
themselves
progress.
to
THE
NEED
POLITICAL
need
The
for
the
politicalone. Democracy by the aspect,
for as
We
these
depended on despots or oligarchs; always
not
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Reform
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204 fear
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fatal instead
which qualities
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wallowing our
up
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and
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have revolutions,
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threateningus,
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civilizations
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We as an
of
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and
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we
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cultivated
see
are
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up
progress.
because
wherever
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notion
There we
remedy it, and therefore always progressing, forgettingthat most the effects, finallybecome acute,
will are seem
that
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always be conscious to
selves our-
of
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become
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on
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and
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being
is
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as
all,
;
degenerating,
are
and
eyes,
remedies
above
ground
we
207
compromising
our
lost
the
which
in
progress
good
that ;
recover
along
lines
the
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
by
1. his
is
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his
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people progress
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should
at
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terror
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remains
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above charm
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our
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Meliorist
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and
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ardent
Reformer,
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reconsider
never
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patriots Let
progress.
if
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be
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assurance
enthusiastic
Then
of
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VIII
THE
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CONCEIT
all, the
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satires
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fathers'
contemporaries ; (usuallyquite ignorantly) that the abuses
conclude
we
illusion is
progress
begin by reading
CIVILIZATION
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them
things
are
our
of the
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past.
see
also
that
of
frequently produced by the crying evils are from sectional to shifting of politicalpower oppressors is given a vote man by the Liberals oppressed. The poor in the hope that he will cast it for his emancipators. The the fulfilled ; but lifelong imprisonment of hope is not for debt Acts ceases are penniless men passed to ; Factory free and mitigatesweating ; schooling is made compulsory ; taken to sanitaryby-laws are multiplied; public steps are house the masses bare-footed boots ; decently ; the get and and become bathrooms rare pianos, smart ; rags tweeds starched of and numbers collars, reach people who "the as unsoaped," played the Jew's harp or once, accordion
the
changes are
changes
not
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gains:
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bustling progress that exist
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the
abuses
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all
at
moment
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;
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:
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Some
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makes.
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and
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in
them reading class infers from longer early Victorian period no pages
look
for 208
in a
the
reform
novels due
of to
Dickens. character
The and
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to
statesmanshipand not For example, we disillusioned. to
money,
mutiny, we
are
and
maladministration
the
War
Crimean South
part of
as
African
shewed
war
of
state
the
that
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poor for a
blamed
bygone
universal
interest
to
remembered the
things until
the
and
the
been
have
War
dently impu-
so
characteristic, had We
or
by
nation
who
209
revealed
incompetence
a
Office, like those
nothing and
Handbook
learnt
had
hardly recovered from the fruitless irritation of this discoverywhen it tran~ of our select regiment most spired that the officers* mess senior included a flogging club presided over by the disclosure The subaltern. provoked some disgust at the details of this schoolboyish debauchery, but no surpriseat absence of any the conception of manly honor apparent and and in the virtue, of personal courage self-respect, had front rank of our assumed chivalry. In civil affairs we that the encouraged idolatry which sycophancy and Charles
I
forgotten nothing.
undervalue
to
had
century
been
long
favorable
nothing but
the
Puritan
outgrown
circumstances
of
revolt ; to
it
but
XVII
the has
needed
revive, with
added
for its lost piety. We have abjectnessto compensate transubstantiation the at relapsed into disputesabout very the of wide when the moment discovery prevalence of has deprived us of the last theophagy as a tribal custom official religiousrites differ for believing that our excuse in
essentials of
doctrine
of sense,
the
has
revenge found a
minute
In
Laud and Mahdi
its
minute
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his
Star
name
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the
slow
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and
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other
day
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common :
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for
other
life years of a thief's misery and degradation of ten
mutilated as
ness wicked-
sensational
a
excuse
little
imprisonment with as Chamber clipped the
Burton.
Christian
nations
but
masses
made
take
we
the
among
is
which
reformed
modern
in
to
The
punishment and the spite of its simple
single convert
execution
by
of
not,
nothing
executions.
barbarians.
of
uselessness
means
public
those
from
we
ears
the
dug
up
remorse
of
as
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remains
of
and
mutilated
the
21
Man
o
the
of
remains
demanded as
Superman
Cromwell
centuries
two
decapitationof
the
Tartar
any
and
would
done
have
naval
expeditions to villagesfor knocking
Chinese
the
and
;
have
Boxer
princes
military and destroy tribes and our
and
kill, burn,
We
ago.
head the are Englishman on so a common Imperial routine that the last dozen part of our of has them elicited as much be not sympathy as can counted The of on by any lady criminal. judicialuse is supposed to confession be relic of extort torture to a darker these are an being written ages ; but whilst pages sentenced a forger to twenty English judge has years declaration that the servitude with an sentence penal open
carried
be
will
hidden
has
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has
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Even
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course
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to
resort
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incident
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shows
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to
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Philippinesjust Africa.
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officer
American as
The
the
incidents
the
vestries and
remains
still the
are
just what Dickens
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ridiculed
exactly as credulous
and
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Plato
Pizarro. when
were
them. described
impostor
and
his
tion, execu-
which on
our
Calais.
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torture
officer
And in
did
invasion
white
of
Alexander,
under
them
search
in
relatives
ourselves
ivory, gold, diamonds European is the proved that the modern the conquest that formerly marched to prey Africa
ready cruelty,
character
English
of
as
the
witness
indulges
aristocratic
proper
vindictive
and of betrayed a baseness temper the right to plume hardly leaves us III at the surrender superiorityto Edward the
still
when
war,
forced
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are
to
of
seat
information
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reports
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And
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without
accepted
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war
he
notes
either
full
in
out
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and same
of
in of
sport, have beast of new
Parliaments
Cromwell
the
worlds and
suppressed The democratic politician him the physician is ; petulant scientific cox-
The comb at
the
;
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none now
arbitrations
;
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pedantic
a
maniac
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whom best
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called
Handbook
Revolutionist's
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disease
scientific
still a
the
;
and
fraudulent
by
miracles
experiments
worst
remains
flagello-
a
honest
than
men
misery as of priestcraft are because they are conducted by professors
parasite on
mischievous
witchcraft, in the modern
;
at
dreaded
philanthropistis on
and
farmer
more
are
schoolmaster
the
;
211
and form
of patent medicines
prophylacticinoculations, is rampant ; the landowner of who is no longer powerful enough to set the mantrap the modern wire Rhampsinitis improves on it by barbed is too gentleman who lazy to daub his face with vermilion daub his to as a symbol of bravery employs a laundress shake shirt with starch as a symbol of cleanliness our ; we cities made dirt of the middle heads the at grimy ages in and
"
with
and
soot
and
foul
disgusting with
shameless
tobacco
in its latest form of disinfectant holy water, fluid, is more widely used and believed in than ever ; public health authorities incantations through deliberately go with be to burning sulphur (which they know useless) because the people believe in it as devoutly as the Italian the in of believes St liquefactionof the blood peasant Januarius; and straightforwardpublic lying has reached gigantic developments, there being nothing to choose in this the pickpocket at the police station respect between
smoking
and
the
;
minister
the
on
treasury
bench,
the
editor
in
the
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newspaper
in
the
believe
of
name
in, but
Evangelical
the
Italian
Venus.
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and
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creed
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:
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and
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corpses
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make
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used
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and
;
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collections birds'
eggs
keep scalps. Englishman as
to
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Solomon
indeed, the comparison : spoilingRehoboam the Jews in view is unfair of the facts that the to forbade Mosaic law than more forty lashes in the name lashes that floggingsof a thousand of humanity, and were to
was
inflicted
and
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balance
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soldiers
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be
in
XVIII
the
inflicted
political power
XIX
and
still but
for
between
the
the
turies, cen-
in
change
military caste and classes and the proletariat. In spiteof the commercial institution in the that change, flogging is still an public the training ship, and school, in the military prison, on in that school clamor the
clamor
for
is tolerated ends
in
but
called
the
flagellomaniacfor
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of
littleness
of
insolence,
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and
view,
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more
more
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war,
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to
as
lower
and
having
enough
sense
lascivious
The
gratifiedbecause,
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home.
moral
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that
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rates,
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selfish will on others. impose our Cowardice is universal : patriotism,public opinion, parental for religion, morality,are only fine names duty, discipline, intimidation ; and credulity keep cruelty, gluttony, and
brute
coercion
cowardice
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and
hang
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cram
disease hats ;
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tear
at
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heels
white
food
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bleed nail
to
like
we
animals
abominable
most
magical
cure
death to
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for
tortures
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taste
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be
may with
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We
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at
and
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these
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The all
against by of the
Revolutionist's good
Not
men.
of
excesses
Handbook a
has
whom
we
of
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word
213
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said
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have
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exception of the few military mentioned that the are mainly to shew examples, which and education standing of a gentleman, reinforced by the of honor, espritde corps, publicityand strongest conventions usual
With
percentage.
afford responsibility,
the
better
no
conduct
of
guarantees
than
are passions of a mob, the illustrations given above best commonplaces taken from the daily practices of our in our and in our citizens, vehemently defended newspapers
the
pulpits. The murder to by
them
pistolhas Czolgosz.
hands
and
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principlethat
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novelty is
in
overloaded
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musket
superseded by justas Hamilton's
burns of
those
to
discount
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cowardice All
that
live and
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fact
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But
second
pick
up
on
heart
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not
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the
on
;
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have
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Even
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and
poor
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his horse's which
live from
24
a
horse you
rest
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new
to can
and
death a
and
laborer.
selfishness is itself
the
life in
man mere
discovers to
do
horse, with
food
buying a
nothing, as
beside
and
must
slaverymitigatedby
his need
cannot
that
so
company may
people
shortsightedness,and
our
own
horse
finds
expense
for
one
check
tramway
the
for you
;
calculation
a
The
with
is, even
point.
jaw,
to
checked, partly by
though
will
is that
disregardof
another
natural
or
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poverty
us
certain
a
master
day
and
endurance
to
but
world it
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bitted
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put
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to
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that
Guiteau
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only discovery of dynamite of Bothwellhaugh
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;
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what
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be
let live up
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restraints
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on
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and
;
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a
Hamilton
of
know
who
make
through
:
is
Ravaillac
Luccheni
hands
stirred
are
is still judiciallyassassinated
blacks
been
has
and
and
still limited
assassin two
them
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the
in are
methods
our
of
Caserio
remedies
Our ;
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:
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to
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we stinginess,
that actuarially
years,
yet it pays
Man
214 better a
him
work
to
fresh victim.
free wage commercial Now
Superman
death
to
And
recorded
worst
and
human
limits
that the
our
both
freedom
replace him
its
the
labor
in
and
by
reached the
same
aggravation
of wage
has
time
own
encountered
to
then
slavery,which
point within
labor, has
and
in 4
its
form
of
personal
and
its
mitigation.
has
produced a scarcity of it, as and Africa, the leading English newspaper the leadingEnglish weekly review have openly and without [ return to a apology demanded compulsory labor : that is, to the methods believe, the Egyptians built by which, as we know the pyramids. We that the crusade now againstchattel j slaveryin the XIX solelybecause chattel century succeeded neither the most effective nor the least humane slaverywas the world is now method of labor exploitation feeling ; and in South
towards
its way abolish his
the
still
a
of
freedom
effective
more
worker
the
exploiterresponsiblefor Still,there is always some
of revolt
;
Let laid
and
there
it be
world The
do.
monsters
effects
repeatedtherefore
againstthe
the
on
as
chattel.
a
of
and
and
fear tion. affec-
indictment
no
what
fires of Smithfield
is the
there
kindliness
of
that
score
shall
again making
mitigation:
the
are
without
him
which
system
is here and
its criminals
of the
Inquisition
kind and lighted by earnestlypious people, who were And when is a good as kindness and goodness go. negro at the dipped in kerosene and set on fire in America present time, he is not a good man lynched by ruffians : he is a of criminal respectable,charitable, lynched by crowds though virtuously indignant, high-minded citizens, who, were
they the
outside
act
The
more.
out
of
as
our
momentary and
and, if you
judges
St
with outbursts
our
moral
know
who
the
facts
and
our
massacres
are
most
so
ago
of
and five years be left do may
of
monsters
of social disorder.
than
long periods,not
not
but
Bartholomew
respectedpracticeof
merciful
more
for
practiceis,
own
thingsthat
account
least
at
are
solitaryconfinement
to
men
five months,
law,
legislatorsand
American
condemned
the
and
other
mitted Judge us by the adreputablecircles ;
strong
enough
to
look
The the
in
them
by
face,
in
animal
evolved
215
short,
replaced
are
we
the
by
"
world
the
unless
that
admit
must
you
highly
more
a
Handbook
Revolutionist's
must
remain
den
a
of
man Superanimals
dangerous
"
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among
and of
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as
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as
their
set-ofFto
precariously situation, the
horror
IX
THE
It
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than
side
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claims
But
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belief
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sincerely
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suppose To
are.
us,
any
of
years social
enormous
be
would
to
that
historic
historians
Within
down
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thousand
a
evidence
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lean
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all such
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of
codes
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ancient
and
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moral
changes,
will
find
it has
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happened 216
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past to
on
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meliorists,
tion. cross-examinathose
with
no
romantic that
nations
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whatever
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time, in spiteof all the reconstruct
Whig
will bear
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overwhelming.
confident
Compare our conduct contemporarily in such have
is
view
evolution progressive moral grandfather to grandson, there is the
existence
Macaulay himself, the most can produce any such evidence
as
This
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it than
of
life
them
credit
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always
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breaks
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yet
feel
capable of
operating visiblyfrom conclusive reply that have would produced
into
who
They them
less the
his
it
as
allow
highmindedness. were
crime,
life of
thought.
foreigners, who
ancestors
and
Englishmen,
as
beast
momentarily
war
to
wild
the
though
normal
the
HISTORY
OF
back
of
acceptable
very
that
him
casts
excitement
higher
to
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Man
VERDICT
has
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assumption. to as private
The families
individuals
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repented and acted
sanitation
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in
day
thousand
a
rung and
oldest
(the
between
quite modern changes
artificial
and
natural
world, unearthed
in the
house
decayed, protested,
and
hearts, submitted
their
hardened
217
flourished and
they have
that
reacted, oscillated
and
Handbook
Revolutionist's
the
other
sanitaryarrangements), scales of
different
the
on
and
income
population,firmlybelievingall the time that because mankind men was advancing by leaps and bounds the mere were chapter of accidents constantlybusy. And left
has as
of
pressure
the
accumulation
small
a
pile and
Voltaic
the
discoveries, such
chance
arch, the safetypin, gunpowder,
the
wheel,
of
forth
so
the unlike
things which,
:
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philosophictreatises of the sages, can be usefully understood and that steam men so applied by common ; is possible without nation of Stephensons, locomotion a nation is impossible without although national Christianity a
gospelsand
Christs.
of
chauffeur who
or
that
a
modern
Caesar
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telephone? he
will
is, never of
any
its
faith
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nor
Berlin
to
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Achilles,
of
charioteer
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enlightened ruler tricycle,writes his dispatches
a
is
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instructs
add
can
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his
stockbroker
Progress : Man,
cubit
a
through
his
to
stature
by
quackeries, political,scientific, educational, What is likelyto happen when artistic. this
religious,or conviction
believe
then, of this goose-cackleabout
Enough, as
rides
light, and
electric
the
the
Minister
he
from
car
than
man
Prime
because
by
motor
a
evolved
seriouslv
man
anv
drives
highly
more
does
But
gets
in these
into
the
illusions
minds
is the
of
the
cement
whose
men
of
social
our
present system,
be
how know imagined only by those who suddenly a civilization which has think to long ceased (or in the old and fall to the phrase, to watch pray) can pieces when vulgar belief in its hypocrisiesand impostures can no longer can
hold and
out
against its failures
ethical
strong
point at
formulae
mind which
become
believe
can no
and
man
so
them, of
high
scandals. obsolete
they
have
character
When that also will
religious no
man
reached
professthem
of the ;
Man
8
2i
from
and
that
and
Superman
until
they are formally disestablished, they stand at the door of every professionand every public office to keep out is not able man who a sophistor a every A nation in which revises its parish councils liar. once three years, but will not revise its articles of religiononce in three when those articles avowedly began hundred, even as a Facing-Bothpoliticalcompromise dictated by Mr Ways, is a nation that needs remaking. Our We must replace only hope, then, is in evolution. the Man It is frightfulfor the citizen, by the Superman. his own the as him, to see contemporaries so years pass generation, that his exactly reproduced by the younger their counterparts in companions of thirty years ago have himself city crowd ; so that he has to check edly repeatevery old friend in the act of saluting some man as an young All hope of advance he is only an to whom elderlystranger. dies in his bosom he watches them he knows that they as : their fathers did, and that the few will do just what voices them which will still,as always before, exhort to do thing someelse and be something better, might as well spare their breath cool their porridge (if they can to get any). and Men like Ruskin and Carlyle will preach to Smith Brown for the sake of preaching, just as St Francis preached the
to
and
poets
like
St
Anthony
be
their
he And
will
never so
until
arrive
we
he
that
Smith
they
are
;
is
nothing should
will
Wagner, that the fact will them. effectively Superman.
not
of
as
Man
that
becomes
the end
at
prove
Richard does
But
fishes.
birds,remain but
realization
Man
the
and
plan Utopias
is that
faced
to
fishes and
the
perceive at last, like
them, And
who for
necessary
to
and
birds
Brown,
and
moment
the
Socialist's dream
of
productionand exchange," and of of moralizing the capitalist, of the Positivist's dream of dream ethical educator's the professor's,legislator's, tion and lessons and examinaand codes putting commandments "
the socialization of the
marks on
a
on
a
man
judge, pipeclay on
means
of
harness
as a
is put
soldier,or
a
on
wig
a on
horse, ermine an
actor,
and
pretending
the
selective
the
his
must
commonwealth.
of
been
has
nature
possible
breeding We
evolution. wreck
that and
fundamental
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
Man
eliminate
:
in the
The
changed. is
Socialism
219
the
other
Yahoo,
only of
socialization of
terms, or
his
vote
human
will
THE
As where
if
there
for
not
be
is
That
the
only
not
may
Evolution,
defray
to
provide
inducements
the
It may mean a for the improvement
of such
proposalsas
their
has
School
Board,
that
the
Schoolmistress, open
to
criticism
all
under
the sorts
to
Committee
chartered
a
But
pany com-
less, neverthein
feel
other
or
Mr
as
Chairman
the
London
the and
institutions
of
and
for the
will
human
a
repudiation
with,
Superman. of
of
successful
achieve
pretext
suggest,
That
chief, and
blatant
a
some
the
its
immoral, of
enough
energy
experiments
to
to
survive,
we
live stock.
and
that
so
already ventured
Management
State
mean
pushing
furtivelytowards
way
Wallas
will
authorities
of human
not
Department
for
private society or
indecent
general secret repudiated direction ;
State
a
direct
likelyto
more
a
public
of
will,
no
live better.
to
private persons
results.
it is far
whilst
Cabinet
the
cost to
present
will
to
be
possibilities are still
that
except
littleempire,
crazy
have
establish in
seat
our
must,
we
yet
as
If there
?
such
as
that
must
a
said
way
despair, we
we
revenue
a
live, but
to
with
is
and
;
assumption
will
be
can
for possibility
a
without
that
mean
is
universe
the
on
what
will, there
a
entertained
proceed to
method,
lost.
are
we
the
to
METHOD
Graham of
the
School
accepted policy of the Sterilization of the is however administratively convenient, from the national stock-breeding point of 220
The view
;
which of all with.
and
this is
our
If
hypocrisies.
One
a
by careful selection of a father, and efficient citizen with of herself, produce a and good digestion,she should clearly a organs
woman
sound
secured
be make
her
221
example as any of the way in Superman may operate in spite thing at least is clear to begin
an
the
nourishment senses,
good
as
drift towards
the
Handbook
Revolutionist's
can,
sufficient
a
reward
undertake
willing to
for and
that
natural
service
Whether
repeat it.
to
she
undertaking by herself, or by the father, or department of, or by a new by a speculativecapitalist, Society, or (as at present) by the say, the Royal Dublin War izing and authorOffice maintaining her the strength on soldier to marry her, or by a local authority a particular certain under under a by-law directing that women may full salary, circumstances have a year's leave of absence on does not matter or provided by the central government, the result be satisfactory. It is a melancholy fact that as the vast majorityof women and their husbands have, under existing circumstances, not ledge knowcredit, and no no enough nourishment, capital,no of science business, they would, if the State would or for birth as it now for death, be exploited by pays pay in joint stock companies for dividends, just as they are Even stud farm a ordinary industries. joint stock human Foundling Hospital or (piously disguised as a reformed something of that sort) might well, under proper inspection and our regulation, produce better results than present reliance on It be objected that promiscuous marriage. may for sale to the when an ordinary contractor produces stores and the Government not Government, as rejectsthem up either the required standard, the condemned to are goods sold for what fetch else or scrapped : that is, they will material ; whereas treated as if the goods consisted waste be let of human to beings, all that could be done would
be
financed
in
the
"
"
them there
human
loose is
or
send
nothing refuse
on
them
new
the
to
the
nearest
workhouse.
But
private enterprise throwing its and the workcheap labor market in
Man
222
house
and
;
be
In
all
the
be
thrown
be
dead
would
be
of
first
stage
;
it.
to
company The
the
case
but
;
unsuccessful
the
a
the
in
cost
affairs of
strength
departure could It will Exchange.
character
four
have
bounty and practicalcommercial to
new
with
ordinary
would
not,
or
enough does
of
have
to
tell
to
consist
not
in
standards
suburban The
continents.
our
difficulty
for
so
fairlyexpected be handled by democracy and their flattering of proprietyto be
must
matter
money
needed
mind be
would
so
capitalwould experimental
the
not
to ones
and
time
experiments. Purely heroic such operations during in any
ably presum-
happy-go-luckyindustrial disorder, market
plutocracythat statecraft follies or applying their the
industry would staple product of
commercial
Stock
statesmen
the
uncertainty and
the
a
the
labor
loss
momentous
from
the
the
and
new
products, successful
entitle
touch
not
Superman
the
than
present
our
on
a
the
bred
human
not
of
refuse
better
poverty.
would
the
and
taken
by some organization strong by the State or the State. enough to impose respect upon The novelty of any such experiment, however, is only in the scale of it. In one conspicuous case, that of royalty, the State does already select the parents on purely political dom grounds ; and in the peerage, though the heir to a dukeis legally free to a dairymaid, yet the social marry and him confine his choice to to on politically pressure that he is really is so overwhelming sociallyeligiblemates the dairymaid than free to no George IV was more marry and Mrs Fitzherbert such a marriage could to only ; marry result of extraordinarystrength of character on occur as a ness the part of the dairymaid acting upon extraordinaryweakup
either
on
whole
choose he
the
of
the
duke.
his
pleased? whom
whilst
wife
own
Simply the the
because
tinker
king
any
tinker
it did
married, married.
not
whereas
The
think
who
those
Let
breeding conception of intelligent ask themselves why George IV was
whom much
part
absurd
and
dalous scan-
allowed
not
could
marry
matter
a
in
to
whom
rap
it mattered way
the
which
cally politivery all
The
Revolutionist's
considerations
Handbook
223
king's personal rights, of the claims of the heart, of the sanctityof the marriage oath, and of romantic morality crumpled up before this politicalneed shews how negligibleall these apparently irresistible prejudices when into conflict with the demand are they come lesson We learn the for qualityin our from rulers. same the
of
case
the
the
it is permitted
marriage, when
soldier, whose
all,is despoticallycontrolled
at to
of
with
solely
view
a
militaryefficiency. Well,
tinker.
nowadays Dynastic wars
it is
the
not
are
King
rules, but
that
the
ances longer feared, dynastic alli-
no
royal families are and more popular,domestic becoming rapidly less political, and If all the kings in Europe were made romantic. as free to-morrow as King Cophetua, nobody but their aunts and would feel a moment's chamberlains anxiety as to the longer valued.
no
importance of growing. We health
in the
minds
the into
those
they
will
of
our
State
confinement. of
out
hand
suicide, since else
except is
no
the
it elects.
The
necessityfor
the
Englishmen
hate
overthrow
Superman. Liberty
wife's
and
taken
shall of
presently
him.
But to
over
neither
the
them
put
raff riff-
govern
highest bidder alive
public enthusiast experience who
practicaldemocratic politicaladequacy of the
years
can
steadily
have
country
riff-raff
social
his
We
We
the
govern
There
circuses.
of
independent
to
the
been
his hands
schoolmaster.
nourishment
let anyone
twenty
bodies
children
bodily
and
in
the
his
national
of bread of
after her
of
sense
a
marriage has public matter
a
stillriff-raff;and
are
is nor
made
have
of
hand
other
tinker's
the
month
their
make
the
On
consequences.
in
Marriages
electorate
or
of the aristocrat has
lieves be-
of
the
created
much to Equality too understand But them. Englishman loves and desires every be a pedigree. And in that he is right. King Demos must bred is no like all other with Must there Kings ; and
arguing. great
a
It is idle
for
further
in
matter
an a
and
individual
pamphlet.
writer A
to
conference
carry on
so
the
Man
224
men
and
live
for
which refuse
the
is
subject
next
ever,
is
thrown
furnace.
can
no
seeking
are
build into
Superman It
needed.
step
who,
women
they
and
the
that
longer for
best arch
some
of
dust
will
believing
be
attended that
immortal themselves
destructor,
by
they
into
work
before the
can
their
tion crema-
MAXIMS
FOR
REVOLUTIONISTS
FOR
MAXIMS
REVOLUTIONISTS
The
Rule
Golden
"
Do do
do
not
unto
Do
is
tastes
good terms an injury.
yourself it
with
golden
rule
all
prove
is
the
they
an
are
things:
hold
fast
are
on
bad,
on
rules,
golden
no
should
same.
yourself. If you impertinence : if
as
is that there
that
be
not
may
neighbor
your
would
you
temptation : good.
love
not
The
as
resist
which
that
Their
you.
Never
others
unto
r
Idolatry The
The
idols
The
populace only worship
can
The
civilized A inertia
blood
bows
savage to
man
limited of
a
the
national
down
idols
to
wooden
idol
is
the
cracy, aristo-
the
bureaucracy :
it
idols.
idols of flesh and
monarchy
;
idolatry.
idolaters.
of
understand
cannot
of
functionaries
democracy,
the
;
organization
of
consists
bureaucracy of
is the
of government
art
a
with
one.
227
of wood
and
stone
:
the
blood. device
the
for
combining of a flesh credibility
the
and
228 When
the he
prayer,
Man
and
wooden
idol
beats
He
who
does
when
civilized
satisfythe
not
it :
Superman
he
and
idol
its head dies
who
peasant's
blood
and
cuts
he
the
answer
flesh
the
man,
slaysa king
not
for
does
off. him
alike
are
idolaters.
Royalty
Kings
born
not
are
When a
critical
and
Court
we
are
is of
case
made
cination. by artificial halluinterruptedby adversityat
Charles
hall
servant's
king flatters
the
for
its
his
of the
comes subject be-
kingliness.
sovereign.
majority of
flunkeyism propagated by
pay
II, the
completely recovers
is the a
they
process
the
never
Vulgarity in The
in
as
age,
sane
The
the
:
the
nation.
the
throne
is the
price
politicalconvenience.
Democracy If rule
the can
universal
lesser mind measure
a
suffrage.
could
pyramid, As
it
the
measure
greater
as
a
foot-
finalityin problem remains political
there
is, the
be
would
unsolved. substitutes Democracy for appointment by many
Democratic idols than
of
a
the
republicscan
monarchies
Government
election
with
by
incompetent
few.
corrupt
no
the
dispensewith
more
national
public functionaries.
only one trustworthy anthropometric presents
problem
:
the
discovery
method.
Imperialism Excess
of
makes insularity
a
Briton
an
Imperialist.
Imperialistis
colonial
A
equips
colonial
a
its
sending
breaks
and
painter"
the
"cuts
Liberty
equalitywith political Nothing
Equality
and
and five
consequently nothing
unconditional:
be
can
Liberty
is
That responsibility.
means
why
most
f
men
it.
dread
is that
insists
his gamekeeper inquires contemptuously whether he but Royal ; the equal of the Astronomer they shall both be hanged equally if they
duke
The
him.
murder The the
Empire.
free.
be
can
Imperialist,
either.
about
minutes
up
means
politicallibertywith freedom thought for similarityhas never
confuses
who
He
the
the
to
this
by
British
insular
the
with
conflict
insoluble
into
of
instead
being finallybrought
troops,
Parliament
Federal
a
perialist. Im-
an
colonial
raises
Throne
the
to
measures
229
colonist
a
who
one
squadron, claims
Office, and,
Colonial
makes
self-assertion
local
of
Excess
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
that
notion
private is be
need
confused
as
Where
the
than
stronger
as
be
need
colonel
the
the
notion
coping
fundamental
in
better
that
the
than
man
keystone
stone.
also
equalityis undisputed, so
Equality is
a
is subordination.
department
every
of
social
organization. The
relation
of
superior
to
inferior
good
excludes
manners.
Education
When
somebody
a
else
something
teaches
man
who
has
no
he
aptitudefor
does
it, and
not
know
gives
him
to a
j
Man
230 certificate
of
education A
of
and
Superman
proficiency, the gentleman.
a
fool's brain
latter
has
completed
digests philosophy into folly,science
superstition,and
into
art
Hence
pedantry.
the
into
University
education. best
The their
parents
those
are
is
Hypocrisy
vilest abortionist
The
child's
who
have the
not
seen
parent's
is he
who
mould
to
attempts
a
character. the
At
its author If
would
pay
University every great treatise is postponed until attains ledge. impartial judgment and perfect knowhorse
a
for
could
them
in
wait
as
advance,
for
long
blacksmiths
our
and
shoes
its
would
all
collegedons. He
\S
children
duty.
first
be
brought-up as they are.
who
A
learned of
Beware
does.
can,
is
man
his
He
false
an
who
idler
kills time
who
knowledge
teaches.
cannot,
it is
:
with
study. dangerous than
more
ignorance.
Activityis
his
the
only
Every fool believes credulityscience or
No
man
knowledge.
to
what
his
teachers
morality as
tell him,
and his
confidentlyas
calls father
revelation.
it divine
called
road
fullycapable of
his
language
own
ever
masters
another. No strict Do
man sense
not
unless
be
can an
being
without specialist
pure
in
the
idiot.
give
your
you
are
be seriously. Better than Nell Gwynne
Tudor.
a
children
quite the of
moral
sure
mother
and
they of
Robespierre
tion instrucreligious
will Henri
and
not
take
it
too
Quatre and MaryQueen
Revolutionist's
The
Handbook
231
Marriage
Marriage of
relation
function
of
to
marriage
makes
possible ing neglect-
it
whilst
function
one.
artificial sterilization of
the
gratification
mankind.
revolutionaryinvention
most
Prayer.
is the
marriage
of
continuance
the
Common
of
fulfil its accidental
essential
The was
Book
the
in
is
marriage
artificial sterilization of
marriage its
of
sentiment
amoristic
The for
function
accidental
the
it refers.
stated
as
race,
The of
which
to
essential
of the
opportunity.
of
which abrogates as only legal contract cular partiesall the laws that safeguard the parti-
the
The
maximum
the
is the
Marriage between
maximum
the
with
temptation
it combines
popular because
is
XIX
of the
century
marriage.
a majority of Any marriage system which condemns on population to celibacy will be violently wrecked morality. pretext that it outrages
the
mass
by
it ;
a
tenth
third
a
these
The
number
a
rate
of
men
first one.
is wrecked
who
are
instinct rate
leads
a
to
the
man
Polyandry
monogamy.
or
has
to
exclusive not
of
celibacy
to
woman
ditions, con-
revolt
the
by
condemned
number
of of
females, and husbands
national
been
prefer sion posses-
tried
celibacy (ascertained by the the community by
males
in
taking
the
permitted to England (where the quotient is
of wives
democratic
modern
the
conditions.
minimum
dividing the
in
in
under
Mormons,
maternal
the
share
of
under
the
inferior
of for
tried
when
Polygamy, as by
the
quotient as
person) is secured ) by the institution of
each I
the number
/
Man
232 modern
The of
and
Superman
sentimental
for the
term
national
minimum
celibacyis Purity. Marriage,
scoundrelism
Messieurs
les
The Eton be
the
to
Assassins
bench
flogged is
has
been
the
he
rich
citizen
has
whose
Imprisonment
die
by
hero
die of
assassin
by
other
made
Assassination because
there
floggingblock the the
as
cuffed
to
garotter
who
garotter
by
his
throttle
to
at
and
mother rob
the
desires. death.
as
hands
the
made
law.
the
of
President United
The the
scaffold
the
on
the
and
Que
"
They
men.
Czolgosz
him. by assassinating Czolgosz a hero by
phrase
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product
irrevocable
as
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the
The
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he
the
sentences
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money is
in
from he
father
strong
grown
Criminals
social his
its ban
it puts
politicalanimal.
a
!
which
same
by
as
up
graduated
from
kicked
until
because
commencent
has
amoristic
promiscuous
Punishment
and
is summed
who
man
of
to
Crime
All
form
large States breeding of man
deliberate
the
other
any
is fatal
monogamy, on
or
same
McKinley of
States
a
America
process.
is the
it is invested
of
form
worst
with
the
sination, assas-
approval of
society. It
is the
Murder
and
cancel
we
When when The
teaches,
the
not
capital punishment but
similars
that
tiger
distinction
wants wants
between
to to
murder
a
murder
him
Crime
and
calls
calls
Justiceis
that
sale, in whole-
what,
tiger he
it.
kind.
their
of
he
give
we
opposites
breed
only the retail department call penal law. man
name
not
are
is
a
the
that
another,
one
Crime
deed
it no
it sport
:
ferocity. greater.
The Whilst
The It
have
we
anxious
most
is
prisons
it
233 of
little which
matters
us
cells.
the
occupy
Handbook
Revolutionist's
not
to
prison is
a
the
governor.
replace a guillotinedcriminal social system. guillotined
to
necessary
is necessary
in
man
replacea
it
:
Titles Titles and
are
Great
titles because
refuse
men
the
embarrass
distinguishthe mediocre, disgraced by the inferior.
they
superior,
jealous
are
of
them.
Honor
There has
man
You
it.
are
perfectlyhonorable point of honor and
no
main
one
believe
cannot
in
keep yourself clean must through which you
Your your
word
can
can
memory
be
never
be
never
as
and
as
achieved the
are
you
world.
the
see
ones.
have
you
true
every
minor
bright :
good
as
but
;
few
a
until
honor
Better
window
men
bond,
your
trustworthy as
your
because
honor.
Property
Property, perfect
truism
said that
is
Proudhon, has
been
theft.
uttered
on
This the
is
the
only
subject.
Servants
When it is
not
domestic worth
while
servants to
are
keep
treated
them.
as
human
beings \A
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Man
234 The
relation
only to and
to
The
Masters
do
Ladies
the
to
and
Domestic
he
gentlemen
slave
tyrannical ; two.
what
his
servants
use.
itself rich
esteems
permitted
the
but
its
parasites. friends in
have
to
in
kitchen.
them
intimidate
order
in
to
of
their able
be
state,
the
slaves
rule
:
in
Mayfair,
the
rules.
strike
you
beat
No
foxhunter
the
fox
to
;
children
and
is such
teach
it not
for
game you will a
cad
to
acutelythan the fox in childbeating there
cad's way.
should
nor
can
play the
does
Children
Beat
to
that you child, take care risk of maiming it for life.
neither
you
foxhunter
a
the
at
frankly,and
even
threatened,and
is
them.
anger, even cold blood
more
humane
by making spoiledchildren
tg
How
If
trust.
makes
voracityof
are
the
in
not
their
the
which
and
number
forced
live with
tradesman
abuse master
of
not
uses,
animal
servants,
are
a
abuse
both
are
dependent
only
kennel, but
In
his
when
advantageous their authority,
place.
more
is the
masters,
his
enjoyswhat
man
If
not
is
servant
scrupleto scrupleto
not
servants
the
proportion
to
who
and
are
Man
the
do
change
to
masters
and
him, feels that his existence
to
hastens
Superman
master
perfect servant,
advances
A
of
who
masters servants
and
be
A
blow
in
forgiven.
object pleasure,avow your according to the rules, as a little harm. do comparatively as to pretend that he hunts
steal chickens, at
it in
strike
the
is the
death.
or
that he
suffers that
Remember
sportsman'sway
and
the
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
235
Religion of the
Beware
What
believes
man
a
creed, but
is in the skies.
ascertained,
be
may
assumptions
the
from
god
whose
man
he
which
on
from
not
his
habitually
acts.
Virtues No of the
any
Vices
and
impliesthe
virtue or vice in a man specific virtue or vice in other specific associate
imagination may
closely
however
them.
abstaining from
in
consists, not
Virtue
him,
existence
vice, but
in
/
not
desiring it. Self-denial is
prudence
the
as
of the
Vice
is waste
the
canonical
Economy
and
rarest
most
distinguishedfrom
seldom
commonest
The
only
the1
effect
of
fear
of the
police
honesty.
virtues, is
are
is
subordination
simulates
Disobedience,
and
it
virtue:
a
rascality.
on
Obedience simulates
not
of
of
courageous
the
laziest
neglect, the
vices.
life.
Poverty, obedience
and
celibacy
vices.
is the
art
love of economy
of
making is the
the
root
most
of life.
of all virtue.
Fairplay
The
love
principal's.
of
fairplay is
a
spectator'svirtue,
not
a
Man
236
and
Superman
Greatness
\
Greatness In
is
heaven
If
is the lies
what a
should
admit
itself visible To :
a
to
The the
for
Divinity:
both
mean
us.
make
when
understand
us
him,
the
mathematician
the
bushman is
who
eleventh cannot
thinker
made
single
a
than
routineer
shallowest
the
to
appears,
further
we
his
myriad. the
between
only
means
count
incalculable
an
difference
deepest
particular.
divinitywe worshipped crucified it. comprehensible we
and
the
in
name
could
that
fingersit
ten
beyond
man great hang him.
We
unit
secular
of littleness.
sensations
of the
one
angel is nobody
an
Greatness
simply
only
latter, trifling;to
and the
former, infinite.
t
In
V
^
stupid nation the everybody worships him a
Beauty
Happiness Folly is Riches of
and
who
mouth
always
The
most
keenest
direct Art
desires
desires
woman
Beauty
and
Happiness He
the
the
to
and
are
genius
nobody
Happiness,
and
and
of
man
Art
becomes
does
his
god
:
will.
Riches
and
by-products.
pursuit of Happiness
and
spurious receiptsfor
are
a
Beauty. the
production
Beauty. a
lifetime
enjoy
full of
taste
happinesswith a beautiful of wine by keeping his
it.
intolerable
pleasure.
the
of
pain
is
produced
by
prolonging
The teeth
more
the
The
from
shovel
is
that
road
with
prevents
you
pair.
richest the ugly and unhappy world and purchase nothing but ugliness unhappiness. In
an
In
his
the
rich
End
efforts
The
a
century
results
A to
gentleman
do
what
our
days
No
elaboration for
atone
the
modern
prevent
his
in
of sin
modern
he
war
power
of
combatants foreigner. as two dogs fighting for a North
warrior
do
has
who
one
if he
money afford
could
enough it
:
that
is parasitism. gentility
physical or moral of parasitism.
Such
The
fices sacri-
producing.
gentleman
Even
country.
gentleman is that he his gentility. except
is
would
diagnosticof
true
A
to
of
The
Art.
in
the
honor
without
is, consume
can
of
his
every
Fine
Faith
Gentleman
to
fool
of
us.
fatal reservation
everything
can
End.
Age
Perfect
The
man
uglinessand unhappiness yard of West Every new
East the
was
before
are
of
acre
new
XIX
The
from
escape
intensifies both.
man
creates
The
to
he
what
the
which
carriage and
a
above
make
to
you
than
worse
it in
lollingalong
same
becomes.
forbids
that
tyranny
and
pick
he
and
over
possesses
careworn
more
the
makes
man
whose
man.
man
a
237 happy
everyone
stricken
poverty
the rich
about
The uses,
The
sound.
mistake
thinks
toothache
with
man
are
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
American
gentleman.
accomplishment
is
of his necessarilythe enemy does not fight to defend it, but preying on it from passing to a are sense patriotsin the same bone
Indian The
are
was
lovers a
Periclean
type
of
animals.
of
Athenian
the sportsman was
a
K/
Man
238 of
type
the
without
the
other, has succeed
believes
only
the
one
appetiteof both they failed.
the
who
needs
of
hardihood
where
He
Superman
and cultivated gendeintellectually artistically failures. The modern were gentleman, political
Both
man.
and
in
him
make
culture
put together.
education, criminal
to
property
the
or
of
He
law,
will
and
perfectmodern
a
the not
sport,
man. gentle-
Moderation
is
Moderation A
honest
moderately
house
:
that
is the
unconscious
with
the
wrong
goes
self is the moment
a
class
real
your
sake.
own
moderately faithful moderately healthy
a
in
Unconscious
The
The
both, middle
true
for its
with
man
drinkers
moderate
wife,
applauded
never
unit.
Self
Your
genius.
breathing
self
conscious
meddles
it.
Except during breath,
man
no
the
nine
manages
months
his affairs as
before
he
well
as
draws a
tree
his
first
does.
Reason
The
reasonable
unreasonable
one
Therefore
himself.
adapts himself to the world : persistsin trying to adapt the world all progress able depends on the unreasonman
the to
man.
The all whose
man
listens
who minds
are
not
to
Reason
strong
is lost
enough
to
:
Reason
master
her.
enslaves
The
Handbook
Revolutionist's
239
Decency
is
Decency
Indecency's Conspiracy
of Silence.
Experience
Men but
could
we
would
London
in
proportion, not capacity for experience.
their
to
If
wise
are
learn be
from
wiser
Time's
Those Darwin
whom
shewed
The the
thieves
that
us
had
bourgeoisieof
All
is
paved
men
mean
natural
The
Master
challenged.
their revenge cousins.
our
when
revenge
when
convicted
Marx
with
Intentions
good intentions,
bad
with
not
ones.
well.
of
Rights
Arts, by proving that
rights,compels himself
rightto
had
were
Natural The
men.
theft.
Good
Hell
brutes
they
their
its wisest
of
stones
Revenges
called
we
experience,
experience,the
mere
than
their
to
live is abused
to
take
whenever
his
no own
it is
man
for
not
has
any
gran-ted.
constantly
Man
24"
and
Faute In
childhood
my
certain
Mieux
de
demurred
I
the
to
So the pretty Miss lady as Remember me by saying sister is the family beauty." "
young
aunt
rebuked
least
homely
No
Superman
"
condition
or
age
is without
its heroes.
nation
its
incapable general
in
a
imbecile
its
Solon, the
statesman
Socrates, the
least
descriptionof a and So." My always that the
is
commonplace
least
least
the
least
Caesar, confused
its
poet
The
thinker
its
Shakespear.
Charity
Charity is Those
who
in
He with
and
the
the
who other
mischievous
most
minister two
to
and
poverty
of all the
worst
he
gives money
of
sort
pruriency. disease
are
plices accom-
crimes.
has
is generous
earned
not
people's labor.
Every genuinely mendicity.
benevolent
loathes
person
almsgiving
Fame Life levels all
men
:
death
reveals the
eminent.
Discipline
Mutiny Acts are without authority.
needed Divine
Women Home
is the
only by rightneeds
in
the
girl's prison and
officers who no
command
whip.
Home the
woman's
workhouse.
The
Handbook
Revolutionist's
241
Civilization Civilization
building
is
the
understand
who
Those
telegraph spend their something better.
he
imagination cannot
who
should
nor
the
the
steam
practice of
electric
conceive
a
London he
than
usually identify telegraph.
engine and the electric trying to replace them with
in
another
benefactor
greater
a
and
lives
The
build
civilization
modern
engine
steam
the
material.
rotten
admire
who
Those it with
with
societies
produced by
disease
a
viler criminal
like the should
who
than
present
one,
destroy it.
Gambling The
of the
method
The it.
roulette
roulette
table
Nevertheless
a
for the
rich
:
wealth distributing
is the
table.
pays
nobody
passionfor
passion for keeping Gambling
of
method
popular
most
roulette
except
who
is common,
gaming
tables
him
keeps
though
a
is unknown.
promises the poor what Property performs that is why the bishops dare not denounce it
fundamentally. The Do the
matter
with
the
We saw
not
Social
Question
time Social on your the poor is Poverty with Rich is Uselessness.
are
that it
told was
that
good.
Stray
Sayings
when
Jehovah
What
would R
What
Questions.
waste
:
what
is the
created he
say
now
matter
world
the ?
is
he
S
Man
242 The
and
conversion of
No
dares
Mens
in
is
body
Decadence
of
much
what
is
sano
corpore
find
can
version con-
savagery.
so
a
the sound
of
product
a
the
he
thinks
to
as
extremist.
an
sana
Christianityis
to
savage
say
himself
to
sound
a
Christianityto
man
appear
of
Superman
agents
foolish
saying.
The
mind. it
only
when
the
noble
the
wears
mask
of progress. In
of
moments
things base
succeed
The finds
the
the
exhilaration
shoulder
man
nothing
is
which
Youth,
age,
:
decadence
hence
:
the
contemporary
world
shoulder
fortyis
over
of
the
to
of
moments
reason
because
succeed,
is
world
is
success.
good enough
not
him
with
the
that
is
not
world.
the
for
good enough Every
same
for whom
reformer himself
in
:
way
for
without
never
their
going
are
progress
a
scoundrel.
forgiven everything, forgives itself
forgivesitself everything, is forgiven
which
nothing. When masters
learn
we
shall
we
to
make
sing
that
end
of
an
Britons
will
never
be
slavery.
objection to defeat for an objection to objection to being a slave for an fighting,your being as rich objection to slavery, your objection to not The cowardly, neighbor for an objectionto poverty. as your share your objections. the insubordinate, and the envious Do
Take to
air
mistake
not
care
like what
to
hypocrisy
must
the
be
becomes
wicked the
what
you
Where
God
good calls
or
is
there
taste.
no
forced
ventilation
there
Where
be
will
you
there
is is
no no
fresh
religion ledge know-
itself science.
flourish of
like
Where
unwholesome.
ignorance If
get get.
you
is declared
your
and
rascals.
the
fittest survive, Nature
incapable
happens, how experience!
Man
must
understand
who
Those
the
be
of fellow-feeling
is the
Compassion
it
itself, and
history rtp"ts
If
Handbook
Revolutionist's
The
evil
243
unexpected always of learning from
the unsound. it :
pardon
those
who
resent
destroy it.
than mouth
in
Street
in
It is
on
to to
walk
afternoon
an
unless
sincere
fowls
tame
officer
and
monasteries
woman
in
vents con-
her
uncover
through May. also
are
you
natural
than
stronger
for
Arab
British
be
to
Bond
stupid.
by clipping their wings, A feet. petticoat round
their
deforming
by
recruit
to an
public, or a a golfing cap
Chinese
women
proprietyare
induce
to
dangerous
The
ankles
is easier
It
instincts.
of
notions
Acquired
and the
equally well.
serves
Political intellectual
and
Economy games
;
but
Social
are Economy amusing Economy is the Philosopher's
Vital
Stone. When of the
"
is his of
Beware neither
the
can
Two but
two
rascals
your man
do
and
the
speaks
demonstrates
cross
return to
you
be
of
error
in
moral
cannot
men
can
not
neighbor, better
taken
starving
Make another
or
allows
nor
injureyour
given
does
who
man
Sentimentality is be
False
he
martyrdom
"
that
heresy.
forgives you
If you
avoid
to
and
True
Orthodoxy, True
wishes
heretic
a
ten
your
it, beware
blow
your
:
he
forgiveyourself. do
not
it
supposing
by
halves.
that
quarter
conflicts.
be times
twice
vicious
as
crutch
of him,
as
;
but
hungry as
when
as
one
;
one.
you
see
i and
Man
244
Superman
Self-Sacrifice
Self-sacrifice out
us
sacrific
to
!
other
people
with-
blushing. If
you
enables
begin
you
will
yourself.
end
by
by
yourself
sacrificing
hating
those
to
whom
to
you
those
have
you
love,
sacrificed
I and
Man
244
Superman
|
Self-Sacrifice
Self-sacrifice
enables
us
sacrific
to
!
other
people
out with-
blushing. If
you
begin
you
will
yourself.
end
by
by
yourself
sacrificing
hating
those
to
whom
to
you
those have
you
love,
sacrificed