DGO Magazine November 2023

November 2023

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High-end gift guide

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Elevated spirits in the chilly air

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A dose of Danksgiving

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Tangled web of travel

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Warm up with weed

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10 A dose of Danksgiving

Thanksgiving is approaching, and this year, we’re about to roll up something truly special. As we prepare to gather ‘round the table, we’re not just giving thanks for turkey and pumpkin pie, but also for the delightful pairing of cannabis and cuisine.

This year, let’s break the monotony of overindulging in turkey and pumpkin pie, and infuse some mindfulness and dankfulness into your Thanksgiving traditions. Or, what we like to call “Danksgiving.”

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Grow it like it’s hot Winter is almost here, and while the days might be getting shorter, your cannabis-growing dreams don’t have to follow suit. It’s time to turn your home into a cannabis winter wonderland.

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Gobble, gobble, pass?

»» Celebrating Thanksgiving, stoner style

Gobble, gobble, pass? Thanksgiving is approaching, and this year, we’re about to roll up something truly special. As we prepare to gather ‘round the table, we’re not just giving thanks for turkey and pumpkin pie, but also for the delightful pairing of cannabis and cuisine. Join us as we embark on a journey to infuse your Thanksgiving feast with a touch of cannabis magic, making it a holiday celebration that you and your guests will be talking about for years to come.

In this guide, we’ll provide you with the recipes and insider 4 | November 2023

tips you need to spice up your traditional dinner, so you can truly elevate your Thanksgiving to new heights. So, light up that creative spark, and let’s dive into this cannabis-infused culinary adventure!

Cannabis-Infused Turkey Gravy Ingredients: 1 cup turkey drippings 2 tablespoons cannabis-infused butter 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1 cup chicken or turkey broth Salt and pepper to taste Instructions: Start by heating the cannabis-infused butter in a saucepan over medium heat.

Add the all-purpose flour and whisk constantly to create a roux. Continue whisking for a couple of minutes until it turns a golden brown.

Slowly pour in the turkey drippings while whisking vigorously to prevent lumps.

Add the chicken or turkey broth and continue to whisk until the mixture thickens.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Sticky-Icky Sweet Potatoes Ingredients: 4 large sweet potatoes, peeled and cubed 2 tablespoons cannabis-infused coconut oil 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup maple syrup 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg A pinch of salt

Instructions:

Ingredients:

Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C).

1 pie crust (homemade or store-

In a large bowl, combine the sweet potatoes, cannabis-infused coconut oil, brown sugar, maple syrup, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a pinch of salt.

bought) 1 can (15 oz) pumpkin puree 2 eggs

Toss everything together until the sweet potatoes are evenly coated.

1/2 cup cannabis-infused sweetened

Transfer the mixture to a baking dish and cover with aluminum foil.

condensed milk 1/4 cup brown sugar

Bake for 45 minutes, then remove the foil and bake for an additional 15 minutes until the sweet potatoes are tender and caramelized.

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

Cannabis-Infused Cranberry Sauce Ingredients:

Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a lime wedge and cranberry.

Canna-Cranberry Relish

12 ounces fresh cranberries 1/2 cup orange juice

Ingredients:

1/2 cup sugar

12 ounces fresh cranberries

2 tablespoons cannabis-infused honey

1/4 cup cannabis-infused honey

Instructions:

1/4 cup orange juice

they are fork-tender, usually about 15-20 minutes.

Drain the potatoes and return them to the pot.

Add the cannabis-infused butter and heavy cream to the potatoes.

1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally until the cranberries burst and the sauce thickens.

Instructions:

Remove from heat and stir in the cannabis-infused honey.

Allow the sauce to cool before serving.

Ganja Gravy Boat Cocktail Ingredients:

1 oz cranberry juice 1 oz pineapple juice 1/2 oz lime juice Ice cubes Lime wedge and cranberry for garnish Instructions: Fill a shaker with ice.

Add the cannabis-infused vodka, orange liqueur, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and lime juice.

Shake well until chilled.

Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C).

Mash the potatoes until smooth, adding more cream or butter if necessary to achieve your preferred consistency.

puree, eggs, cannabis-infused sweetened condensed milk, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger,

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

and a pinch of salt.

Pour the mixture into the pie crust.

Herbaceous Cannabis Gravy

Bake for 15 minutes at 425°F (220°C), then reduce the heat to 350°F (175°C)

Rinse and drain the cranberries, removing any stems or blemished berries.

Ingredients:

and continue baking for another 40-50

1 cup chicken or turkey broth

In a food processor, combine the cranberries, cannabis-infused honey, orange juice, orange zest, and ground cinnamon.

minutes, or until a knife inserted into the

2 tablespoons cannabis-infused olive

center comes out clean.

Pulse the mixture until you reach your desired consistency – some like it chunky, while others prefer it smooth.

Transfer the relish to a serving dish and refrigerate for at least an hour before serving.

1 oz cannabis-infused vodka 1 oz orange liqueur

Instructions:

In a mixing bowl, combine the pumpkin

Zest of one orange In a saucepan, combine the cranberries, orange juice, and sugar.

A pinch of salt

Pot-Infused Mashed Potatoes Ingredients: 4 large russet potatoes, peeled and cubed 2 tablespoons cannabis-infused butter 1/2 cup heavy cream Salt and pepper to taste

oil

Allow the pie to cool before serving.

2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/4 cup white wine Salt and pepper to taste

This Thanksgiving, give thanks for the green and let your culinary skills

Instructions:

shine by incorporating cannabis-infused

In a saucepan, heat the cannabisinfused olive oil over medium heat.

dishes and beverages into your feast.

Add the all-purpose flour and whisk constantly to create a roux. Continue whisking for a few minutes until it turns a light golden color.

Slowly pour in the white wine while continuing to whisk, allowing it to reduce and thicken for a minute or two.

Add the chicken or turkey broth and whisk until the mixture thickens.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Just remember to dose responsibly and inform your guests if any of your Thanksgiving treats pack a special twist.

Whether you’re adding an extra layer of relaxation to your family gathering or simply looking for a new culinary adventure, these cannabis-infused recipes will elevate your holiday meal to new highs.

Enjoy a delicious, elevated Thanksgiving with your loved ones and embrace the

Instructions: Boil the potatoes in salted water until

Canna-Pumpkin Pie

season’s flavors with a twist you won’t forget!

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Up in smoke: Cannabis to the rescue

»» Defeating holiday stress with a little bit of green magic The holiday season is upon us, and while it’s supposed to be all about joy, family, and gratitude, it often comes with a hefty side of stress that can make even the most spirited elves among us feel a bit like the Grinch. But don’t worry, dear readers, because we’re about to unravel a cannabis-infused secret that will make this holiday season your most relaxed and enjoyable yet.

So, grab your rolling papers and prepare to embark on a magical journey through the world of cannabis stress relief.

Meditation: Find a quiet corner, light some scented candles, and meditate to clear your mind and relax your body. Cannabis can enhance the experience, helping you dive deeper into the calm waters of your consciousness.

Yule yoga: Yoga is a fantastic way to stretch your body and release tension. Consider a gentle, restorative yoga session and let cannabis flow with your movements, creating a harmonious symphony of relaxation.

Festive nature walks: Step out into the crisp winter air and take a walk in nature.

Whether it’s snow-covered landscapes or a serene park, nature can be incredibly soothing and provide a peaceful escape

Picking the perfect strain

from the holiday hubbub.

Before we dive headfirst into a sea of holiday stress relief, it’s essential to pick the right cannabis strain. Not all cannabis is created equal, and finding the one that suits your needs during this bustling season is key. So, let’s explore some strains that might become your best friends during the holidays:

vorite holiday activities to center yourself.

Cinna-mellow: For those seeking warmth, comfort, and an escape from holiday chaos, look no further than indicadominant strains like Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush. These strains will wrap you in a cozy, stress-melting embrace, making awkward family dinners feel like a walk in the park.

An ally, not an escape hatch

Jingle haze: If you’re planning to stay alert and focused during the holidays, opt for sativa-dominant strains like Green Crack or Sour Diesel. These strains will energize you and boost your creativity, helping you conquer that endless shopping list without breaking a sweat.

Frosty the CBD snowman: Don’t forget about CBD-dominant strains like Charlotte’s Web or Harlequin. These won’t get you high but are excellent for reducing anxiety and stress without the psychoactive effects, making them a perfect choice for those who need to stay sharp during the holidays.

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Holiday hobbies: Engage in your faWhether it’s baking gingerbread cookies, decorating the tree, or even wrapping gifts, these traditions can be surprisingly therapeutic.

Before you embark on your holiday adventure, remember that cannabis is your ally, not your escape hatch. The key

sumption method Now that you’ve chosen the perfect strain, let’s talk about how to consume it. There’s a myriad of ways to partake in your cannabis journey, each with its own unique flavor and experience: Joint joy: The classic joint is a timeless choice. Rolling one up and sparking it is more than just a means to an end; it’s a ritual that can be soothing all by itself.

Edible euphoria: For those who prefer a slow, gradual onset of relaxation, cannabis-infused edibles are a great option.

Just be sure to pay close attention to dosing, so you don’t find yourself trying to explain your philosophical musings to the cat.

Vaporizer vibes: Vaporizing your cannabis can be a smooth and discreet way to

partake. It’s easy on the lungs, which is vital if you plan on serenading your loved ones with holiday carols or laughing at Uncle Bob’s legendary (and slightly questionable) holiday jokes.

Tea time: Why not add a twist to your traditional herbal tea? Infuse it with a dash of cannabis tincture. Sip it slowly and allow the warmth of the beverage and the soothing effects of cannabis to dissolve your holiday worries.

Unwinding with relaxation techniques In addition to your cannabis-induced relaxation, consider incorporating some time-tested relaxation techniques to enhance your stress-relief efforts:

is moderation, respecting local laws, and knowing your own limits. There’s no need to be a Scrooge this holiday season; let cannabis be your guiding star on the path to a more relaxed and enjoyable holiday.

So, this year, instead of saying, “Bah, humbug!” you can joyfully proclaim, “Hah, bud, give me a hug!” With the right strain, consumption method, and relaxation techniques, cannabis can be the magical ingredient that transforms your holiday season from stressful to splendid.

Here’s to a hazy, happy holiday filled with warmth, love, and the soothing embrace of the green herb.

—— DGO Staff

Grow it like it’s hot

»» Create your own winter weed wonderland Winter is almost here, and while the days might be getting shorter, your cannabis-growing dreams don’t have to follow suit. It’s time to turn your home into a cannabis winter wonderland. Today, we’re going to dive headfirst into the world of indoor cannabis cultivation, even if the weather outside is, umm, frightful. (Sorry, sorry. We know.)

As winter rages on, your cannabis plants will take their time to grow and mature.

Keep a watchful eye on temperature and humidity, as these factors can affect your harvest.

Pro tip: Get a digital temperature and humidity monitor. It will help you keep a close eye on the environmental conditions in your grow space, ensuring your cannabis plants are comfortable and healthy.

So, grab your mittens and a garden spade and let’s embark on a journey to green-thumb greatness.

Step 7: The harvest moon Finally, when the time is right, your cannabis plants will be ready for harvest. The sweet scent of victory (and maybe a bit of skunk) will fill the air. Follow the guidance of expert growers on when to harvest for the best results. Proper curing and drying are essential to ensure a top-quality product.

Step 1: Find the perfect growing space It’s time to get cozy with your green buddies, and that means choosing the ideal growing space. Think of your cannabis plants as guests in your home, albeit green and leafy ones. Find a space that’s not too hot, not too cold, but just right.

Closets, basements, or even an extra room can become your cannabis cultivation sanctuaries. Remember, cannabis needs plenty of light, so make sure you can fit some good old grow lights in your chosen space.

Pro tip: Get yourself a premium grow tent. These portable and easy-to-set-up structures create the ideal environment for your cannabis plants, ensuring optimal temperature, humidity, and light control.

Step 2: Let there be light Now, speaking of grow lights, remember that during the winter months, the sun decides to take a vacation and leave us in the dark. That’s where grow lights come to the rescue. There are a variety of options, from fluorescent to LED, and even high-intensity discharge (HID) lamps. Just be sure your plants are getting a solid 18 hours of light a day during the vegetative stage and 12 hours during flowering. Think of it as giving your cannabis plants a front-row seat to a neverending summer vacation.

Pro tip: You get what you pay for, so don’t cheap out. Invest in high-quality LED grow lights. They provide energy-efficient, full-

spectrum lighting for your plants, mimicking the sun’s rays and promoting healthy growth during the darkest of winter days.

a good-quality soil mix and consider adding some organic nutrients to the mix for those special, frosty flavors.

Step 3: Choose your strain

Pro tip: Opt for a comprehensive nutrient kit designed for cannabis cultivation. These kits provide all the essential nutrients your plants need, making it easy to keep them healthy and thriving.

It’s like picking your favorite flavor of ice cream! Choose your cannabis strain wisely, and make sure it suits your cultivation space. If you’ve got limited vertical space, consider a low-profile indica strain.

If you’ve got some room to grow, sativas are the way to go. And for a classic winter pick-me-up, try an autoflowering strain that’ll be ready in no time.

Pro tip: Visit a trusted seed bank or online store for a wide selection of cannabis seeds. Look for strain-specific options, whether you prefer indicas, sativas, or autoflowering varieties, to ensure you get the best seeds for your indoor garden.

Step 4: Nutrient knowhow Just like how we need our winter comfort food, cannabis craves its nutrients. Remember, you’re the cannabis chef here, so feed your plants with the right nutrients in the right amounts. Start with

Step 5: Baby steps to greatness It’s time to pop those seeds, my fellow green thumbs! Invest in quality seeds from a reputable source, because the quality of your seeds can make all the difference. Follow the germination instructions, and before you know it, your cannabis babies will be sprouting.

Pro tip: Use seed starter kits for germination. These kits typically include seedling trays, humidity domes, and heating mats, creating the perfect environment for your seeds to sprout and grow.

Step 6: Patience, young pot padawan Growing cannabis is a bit like learning the ways of the Force: Patience is key.

Pro tip: Don’t cheap out here either. Invest in high-quality trimming scissors and drying racks. These tools are essential for a smooth and efficient harvest, allowing you to maintain the quality and integrity of your buds.

Step 8: Sharing is caring Now that you’ve successfully grown your own cannabis during the winter, share the love with your friends and family. Show off your homegrown stash and become the life of the winter party. You’ll be everyone’s new best bud! (Ugh. We’re so ashamed of these dad jokes.)

Pro tip: Invest in high-quality trimming scissors and drying racks. These tools are essential for a smooth and efficient harvest, allowing you to maintain the quality and integrity of your buds.

So, there you have it, fellow winter warriors. Growing your own cannabis indoors during the colder months can be a rewarding and, dare we say, high-larious experience. Just remember, a little love, a little patience, and a lot of care go a long way in cultivating the green goodness.

—— DGO Staff

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High-end (get it??) cannabis gift guide

»» Elevate your holiday season by giving the gift of ganja glamour The holiday season is just around the corner, and it’s time to spread the stoner cheer! If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the cannabis connoisseur in your life (or maybe you want to treat yourself – we won’t judge), you’ve come to the right place.

This year, we’re going all out and exploring the world of high-end cannabis gifts, where luxury and ganja glamour collide. Let’s dive into the hazy world of premium strains and upscale accessories!

loved ones. CBD’s soothing properties, combined with the finest skincare ingredients, make for a spa-like experience.

The elegant packaging and high-quality formulations make these products perfect for those who appreciate a touch of luxury in their daily routine.

The discreet dabber: Designer dab pens

The ganja globetrotter: Jet-Setter’s Delight Got a friend who loves to combine travel and toking?

How about gifting them the ultimate travel kit? The “JetSetter’s Delight” is a portable, smell-proof case that’s perfect for the globetrotting stoner. It includes a sleek, ultra-compact vaporizer, odor-resistant bags, and a stylish grinder, all designed for the discerning cannabis enthusiast on the go. Whether they’re exploring new horizons or just sneaking away for a weekend retreat, this kit ensures they do it in style.

The fancy flower connoisseur: Premium strains sampler If you want to impress your cannabisloving pals, you can’t go wrong with a carefully curated selection of premium strains. Some dispensaries will even offer beautifully packaged strain samplers that showcase the finest buds available. From the exquisite flavor profiles of the strains to the high-THC content, these premium buds are sure to delight anyone’s senses.

Each strain tells a unique story, from the creative energy of sativas to the soothing embrace of indicas. Let your loved ones explore the entire cannabis spectrum in style.

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Edibles have come a long way from the brownies of yore. For those with a taste for the finer things in life, consider gifting a cannabis-infused culinary experience.

Some high-end cannabis chefs create gourmet edibles, from truffle-infused chocolates to lavender honey lollipops.

These sophisticated treats offer an unforgettable journey for the taste buds – and a delightful buzz, of course! Not only will your friends savor the flavors, but they’ll also be impressed by the elegant packaging that makes these edibles look like they belong on the shelves of a Michelinstarred restaurant.

The artisanal glass aficionado: Hand-blown glassware Elevate your smoking sessions with hand-blown glassware that’s as much a piece of art as it is a smoking tool. Look for a local artisan or a renowned glassblower to create a one-of-a-kind bong, pipe, or dab rig. Your friends will be blown away by the craftsmanship and will have a new centerpiece for their next smoke sesh. Each piece is a testament to the skill and creativity of the glassblower, and it transforms the act of smoking into an elegant ritual. Plus, these glassware items

often come with exquisite, custom packaging to ensure a memorable unboxing experience.

The luxury lighter collector: Precious flames For the friend who appreciates the finer details in life, consider a luxury lighter as the ideal gift. Brands like S.T. Dupont and Dunhill offer exquisite, refillable lighters made from precious metals like gold and platinum. These lighters are perfect for the cannabis connoisseur who wants to spark up in style. Lighting up becomes an event in itself when you have a lighter that’s both functional and a work of art. The gentle click and the satisfying hiss of a well-crafted lighter can elevate the entire smoking experience.

The pampered puffer: High-end CBD beauty products Cannabis isn’t just for consumption; it’s also for rejuvenation! High-end CBDinfused beauty products are all the rage in the cannabis world. From soothing CBDinfused bath bombs to luxurious skincare serums, these products offer a unique way to relax and pamper yourself or your

Dabbing enthusiasts, this one’s for you! Designer dab pens are not only sleek and discreet but also highly functional. Brands like Puffco and G Pen offer top-of-the-line devices that deliver an impeccable dabbing experience. Give the gift of potent, flavorful concentrates without the need for a blowtorch. These sleek, tech-savvy devices come in elegant packaging and are often packed with features like temperature control, app integration, and more, making them the ultimate gift for the modern dab aficionado.

The sophisticated smoker: Cigar-style pre-rolls For the traditionalist who loves a touch of sophistication, consider gifting cigar-style pre-rolls. These high-quality pre-rolls are made with premium flower, and they come beautifully wrapped in a classy package, reminiscent of a fine cigar.

They’re perfect for a celebratory toke with friends. Unwrapping one of these pre-rolls is like opening a present, and the rich, flavorful smoke they produce elevates any occasion.

This holiday season, spread some high-class happiness with these top-tier cannabis gift ideas. Whether you’re celebrating with friends or sharing the love solo, these gifts will elevate your holiday season to new highs. Happy holidays, and may your season be merry, bright, and slightly elevated.

—— DGO Staff

High spirits in the winter chill

»» How cannabis can be your winter wellness BFF

Not sure if you’ve been outside lately, but winter is making its way to Colorado, and with it comes the chilly air, longer nights, and the relentless urge to hibernate under a mountain of blankets. And by that we mean winter depression. It sucks. We’ve all been there.

But fear not, because your trusty green companion, cannabis, is here to save the day and bring some warmth and wellness to the frosty season.

CBD: The winter blues’ worst enemy First up on our winter wellness checklist is CBD – the non-intoxicating, chillinducing superstar of the cannabis world.

Seasonal depression, also known as Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), can cast a gloomy cloud over those winter months, but CBD is here to save the day.

CBD, the laid-back cousin of THC, is known for its mood-boosting and anxietyreducing properties. It’s the ultimate defender against those winter blues.

Whether you prefer to sip CBD-infused hot cocoa or melt your worries away with a CBD-infused bath bomb, incorporating CBD into your winter routine can help

keep those melancholic vibes at bay.

Cozy strains to combat the chills

We’ve all been there – the winter chill seeps into your bones, and you’re left longing for the comfort of a warm fire and a soft blanket.

Well, how about adding a little herbal warmth to that scenario? Certain cannabis strains are your ticket to that cozy, feel-good sensation.

Northern Lights: The name says it all.

This strain will have you gazing at the twinkling stars from your window in no time. A few puffs of Northern Lights, and you’ll be drifting into a dreamy, euphoric state that’s perfect for unwinding on a frosty evening.

Granddaddy Purple: Think of this strain as a big, warm hug from your grandpa.

The grape and berry notes in Granddaddy Purple make it perfect for relaxing on a winter night. It’s like snuggling up with a soft blanket for your mind.

Girl Scout Cookies: The only cookies

that can make you forget about that diet you promised yourself. The sweet, earthy flavor of GSC, combined with its balanced high, is a recipe for taking the edge off a gloomy winter day.

Comfort food, cannabis style Winter is the season for hearty stews, warm pies, and all the comfort food you can imagine. Pair your favorite winter dishes with the right cannabis strains for an epicurean experience like no other.

Indulge in these delightful pairings: Blue Dream with blueberry pie: The sweet, fruity flavors of Blue Dream are a match made in heaven with a slice of warm blueberry pie. This sativa-dominant strain provides a creative, uplifting high that pairs perfectly with dessert.

Cheese and cheesy movies: Curl up on the couch with a cheesy movie (pun intended) and some Cheese strain. Its pungent aroma and relaxing effects will enhance your movie-watching experience.

Gelato and hot chocolate: This one’s a no-brainer. Gelato’s sweet, dessertlike taste is the ideal companion for a steam-

ing mug of hot chocolate. The combined effect is like a cozy, winter wonderland in your mouth.

Stay active with cannabis Winter can be a real motivation killer when it comes to staying active. It’s so tempting to curl up and binge-watch your favorite shows. But cannabis can be your secret weapon to staying active. Try consuming a motivating sativa strain before a winter hike or a yoga session, and you’ll be surprised how energized and focused you can feel.

So, there you have it, folks! Cannabis is not just your summer fling. It’s your winter wellness BFF. From battling the winter blues with CBD to enjoying cozy strains and combining your favorite comfort food with cannabis, you have all the tools you need to make this winter season a toasty and fun one. Embrace the chill and turn it into a thrill with a little help from your favorite plant. Stay warm, stay well, and keep the good vibes rolling all winter long!

—— DGO Staff

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A dose of Danksgiving

»» Take the green path to a mindful Thanksgiving this year

This year, let’s break the monotony of overindulging in turkey and pumpkin pie, and infuse some mindfulness and dankfulness into your Thanksgiving traditions. Or, what we like to call “Danksgiving.”

Not sure what the hell we’re talking about? Well, without further ado, here’s your guide to a dose of dankfulness.

The green path to a mindful Danksgiving Thanksgiving is all about counting your blessings, and what better way to do that than with a little help from cannabis? Let’s explore how you can infuse your day with dankfulness, laughter, and the good vibes that cannabis brings.

Group meditation with a twist Before diving into the turkey madness, gather your loved ones for a Thanksgiving group meditation session. Create a serene ambiance with soft music, dim lighting, and comfy cushions. And of course, have a 10 | November 2023

selection of strains ready for everyone to choose from.

Choose strains known for their relaxation properties like an indica or a balanced hybrid. With your cannabis of choice in hand, guide everyone through a mindfulness meditation. Focus on gratitude and the present moment. Encourage participants to share what they’re thankful for before and after the session. You’ll be amazed at the depth of your conversations and the warmth in the room.

Danksgiving sharing circle Why not introduce a Danksgiving sharing circle as part of your Thanksgiving tradition? After the meal, gather your friends and family and pass around a joint or a vape pen. As the cannabis takes effect, go around the circle, allowing everyone to share what they’re grateful for. Expect a mix of heartfelt revelations and hilarious anecdotes, all laced with the joyful effects of cannabis.

Infused gratitude journals Enhance your Thanksgiving dinner

with an infused gratitude journal activity. Place journals and some colorful pens at the dinner table. As your guests savor their meals, encourage them to jot down things they’re thankful for. Whether it’s the incredible flavors of the food or the love and laughter around the table, the cannabis-infused experience will amplify the gratitude in the room.

Danksgiving decor Give your Thanksgiving table a cannabis-themed makeover. Add some cannabis leaf centerpieces, leaf-shaped place cards, and maybe even a tasteful bud vase. Don’t forget to infuse the ambiance with some chill reggae tunes and light up some cannabis-scented candles to set the mood.

Cannabis-infused recipes Why not include some cannabis-infused dishes in your Thanksgiving spread?

From cannabis butter for the mashed potatoes to THC-infused gravy, there are plenty of creative ways to incorporate the herb into your menu. (In fact, we’ve got some freakin’ badass cannabis-infused recipes in this issue, just for you!) Just be sure to label these dishes clearly to avoid

any unexpected surprises for your guests.

(In fact, we’ve got some freakin’ badass cannabis-infused recipes in this issue, just for you!)

A Danksgiving to remember This Thanksgiving, break free from the usual traditions and embrace a Danksgiving filled with gratitude, mindfulness, and cannabis. Whether it’s through group meditation, sharing circles, gratitude journals, or infused dishes, the cannabisinfused experience is sure to make this Thanksgiving one to remember.

But, as always, enjoy your cannabis responsibly, especially if you’re sharing it with friends and family. Be mindful of your guests’ preferences and tolerances, and ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all.

So, let’s raise our joints, vape pens, or edibles to Danksgiving, and may your day be filled with dankfulness, laughter, and a little extra warmth! Happy Thanksgiving, and may your holiday season be blessed with cannabis and gratitude in abundance.

—— DGO Staff

Oh, what a tangled web of Thanksgiving travel we weave

»» Your high holiday spirit could land you in hot water, so be careful The holiday season is upon us, and that means it’s time to pack our bags, hit the road, and celebrate with loved ones. But for cannabis enthusiasts, traveling can be a bit more complicated due to varying regulations across different regions. Fear not, fellow cannabis aficionados; we’ve got you covered! In this comprehensive guide, we’ll help you navigate the tangled web of cannabis regulations while keeping your holiday spirits high and legal worries at bay.

drive under the influence of cannabis. If you’re planning to indulge, arrange for a designated driver, use rideshare services, or rely on public transportation. Safety first, always.

Make use of legal dispensaries In legal regions, take advantage of the regulated and licensed dispensaries. Not only will you find high-quality products, but you can also get expert advice on strains, consumption methods, and dosages. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting tangled up with the wrong crowd.

Know before you go The first step in avoiding any cannabisrelated mishaps is to do your homework.

Different states, and even countries, have their own set of cannabis laws, and they can change frequently. Before you embark on your journey, take some time to research the laws at your destination.

Websites like Leafly and NORML provide up-to-date information about cannabis regulations by location. Remember, ignorance of the law is not a valid excuse, so make sure you’re well-informed.

Start by understanding the following key aspects of local cannabis laws.

Legalization status: Research whether the destination you’re heading to has legalized recreational or medical cannabis. Laws vary, and it’s essential to know whether you can possess, purchase, or use cannabis legally.

Possession limits: Different regions have specific limits on how much cannabis you can possess. Some states may allow you to carry an ounce or more, while others may have stricter limits.

Age restrictions: Just like with alcohol, cannabis has age restrictions. Ensure you know the legal age for cannabis consumption at your destination.

Consumption regulations: Some places only allow cannabis consumption in private residences, while others permit consumption at licensed establishments. Be aware of where and how you can enjoy your cannabis.

Transportation rules: If you’re traveling by car, understand the rules for transporting cannabis. It might need to be in a sealed, odor-proof container, and it should always be stored out of the driver’s reach.

Respect the local culture Remember that cannabis culture varies from place to place. Be open to trying new strains and products and engage in local cannabis customs if you’re in a legal region. You might discover a new holiday tradition to add to your repertoire.

Pack smart When packing for your trip, don’t forget to bring only what’s necessary.

Leave your prized bong, giant grinder, and multi-strain stash at home. Traveling with a small, smell-proof container, a few prerolled joints, or some edibles is usually a safer bet. Ensure your stash is securely sealed to avoid any unwanted odors that might attract unwanted attention.

Mind the gap … err, the TSA rules If you’re flying to your destination, be aware of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) rules. In the United States, the TSA’s primary focus is on safety, not cannabis, but they must report any illegal substances they find to local law enforcement. That means traveling with cannabis in states where it’s not legal can get you into trouble. If you’re flying to a legal state, keep your cannabis in your carry-on baggage, and be prepared to show your ID if questioned. Always comply with the rules and regulations to ensure a smooth journey.

Consider cannabisfriendly destinations

Know your edibles

If you want to avoid potential legal hassles altogether, consider heading to a destination where cannabis is legal and part of the culture. Locations like Colorado, California, or Amsterdam (for our international readers) offer a plethora of cannabis-friendly options. Just remember to indulge responsibly, both in public and private settings.

Be discreet and respectful Whether you’re in a legal or illegal region, it’s essential to be discreet and respectful when enjoying your cannabis.

Follow the same etiquette you would with alcohol – no public consumption, no smoking in non-smoking areas, and always be considerate of those around you.

Don’t drive under the influence This one’s a no-brainer, but it’s worth reiterating. Never, and we mean never,

Edibles can be a sneaky way to consume cannabis, and it’s easy to overindulge. Start low and go slow when experimenting with edibles to avoid a not-so-jolly holiday mishap.

Keep your holiday spirit high The most important tip of all is to keep the holiday spirit alive and well. Traveling during the holidays can be stressful, but a little cannabis can make it all the more enjoyable. Just remember to stay within the boundaries of the law, respect local customs, and ensure that your high holiday adventure is one you’ll fondly remember for years to come.

With these tips in mind, you can navigate the cannabis regulations, enjoy your holiday season, and ensure that your journey remains both high-spirited and hassle-free. Safe travels, and cheers to a hazy, happy holiday season.

—— DGO Staff

November 2023 | 11

Warm up your winter with weed

»» Yeah, it’s basically what it sounds like: The best cannabis strains to keep you toasty in cold

weather

Maui Wowie Have you ever wished you could turn the romantic allure of mistletoe into a cannabis strain? Well, your wish has been granted with Maui Wowie. This sativadominant strain offers an uplifting and euphoric experience, perfect for intimate gatherings or cozy date nights by the fire.

Just remember to keep the mistletoke safely away from open flames!

Granddaddy Purple This indica-dominant strain is perfect for those who want to sink deep into relaxation during the winter months. It’s like wrapping yourself in a cozy, fuzzy blanket and drifting into dreamland. Ideal for quiet nights in with a classic movie or a book that’s been on your shelf for ages.

Chemdawg

Ah, cold weather! We’ve missed you.

(Well, that’s not entirely true, but let’s pretend anyway.)

The season of snow, warm blankets, and hibernating like a bear who just discovered the wonders of Netflix. If you’re anything like us, your ideal winter evening involves cozy socks, a crackling fire, and some cannabis to set the mood.

But what strains can elevate your winter wonderland to the next level?

Fear not, for we’ve got you covered with the perfect cannabis strains to keep you warm, relaxed, and chuckling all season long.

Blue Dream Like a gentle snowfall, Blue Dream Sativa offers a serene and uplifting experience. It’s perfect for the busy holiday season when you need an energy boost to wrap gifts, decorate the tree, or do your best impression of Santa Claus. It’s like sipping on a warm cup of cocoa with a hint of mischief – perfect for those frosty

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nights of Netflix and chilling.

GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) Northern Lights This indica strain is so relaxed it’s practically horizontal. Northern Lights will have you sinking into your couch like it’s your own personal snowy paradise. With a scent reminiscent of pine trees, it’s the ideal companion for fireside gatherings.

You’ll be so chilled out that you might even mistake your crackling fire for a conversation partner.

Harlequin CBD For those who love the holiday season but occasionally need a little help keeping the stress at bay, Harlequin CBD is here to spread some calm. With its high CBD content and low THC levels, this strain won’t have you flying high like Santa’s reindeer, but it will provide a gentle, relaxing experience. Perfect for watching your favorite holiday movies without the overthinking or giggles.

If you’re dreaming of sugarplums and gingerbread houses, the GSC strain is a must-try. It tastes like the holidays in a joint – a delicious mix of sweet and spicy flavors. It’s the perfect companion for late-night baking sessions, or, if you’re not the baking type, simply enjoying some gingerbread cookies and milk while watching classic Christmas flicks.

White Widow White Widow is a classic strain that will make you feel as if you’re wrapped in a warm, wintry embrace. It’s perfect for a quiet night in, curled up with a good book or exploring your creative side with a little arts and crafts. This strain is known for its balance between relaxation and energy, making it a great choice for winter evenings.

A true classic, Chemdawg offers a potent high that’s perfect for sparking creativity during winter evenings. It’s the ideal choice for artists and writers seeking inspiration while enjoying the warmth of indoor coziness.

Bubba Kush Bubba Kush is your go-to strain for a toasty, relaxing night by the fireplace. It’s known for its earthy, sweet flavor and a sedating, body-melting effect that’s perfect for unwinding after a long day of winter activities.

Whether you’re curling up by the fire, watching your favorite holiday movies, or simply taking some well-deserved relaxation time, these winter cannabis strains will make your winter nights not just cozy but hilariously hygge. Cheers to a highspirited winter season!

—— DGO Staff

Ho, ho, high?

»» Elevate the holidays this year with the perfect bud buddy The high-larious holidays are here, and you know what that means – it’s time to light up the season with some merry marijuana magic. Whether you’re sipping eggnog by the fireplace, decorating the tree, or going all-in on a festive feast, we’ve got your ultimate guide to pairing cannabis strains with all your holiday activities. From relaxation to creativity and socializing, let’s elevate your holidays with strains that will have you saying, “Ho, ho, high!”

Holiday movie marathon: Northern Lights Snuggling up for a holiday movie marathon calls for relaxation and a dash of nostalgia. Northern Lights, a classic indica strain, is perfect for unwinding and enjoying those heartwarming flicks. It’ll have you sinking deep into the couch and immersing yourself in the magic of the movies.

Ugly sweater party: Sour Diesel If you’re rocking an ugly sweater that deserves a spotlight, you’ll need the energy to party on. Sour Diesel, a sativadominant strain, is your fashionably late guest to the soirée. It will keep you uplifted, social, and ready to compete for the title of “Ugliest Sweater.”

Outdoor winter adventure: Jack Herer For those who prefer to embrace the winter wonderland outside, Jack Herer is your chilly weather buddy. This sativadominant hybrid provides a cerebral boost, making it ideal for snowshoeing, ice skating, or just admiring the frosty scenery. Just remember to bundle up!

Hanukkah celebrations: Kosher Kush During the eight nights of Hanukkah, you might want a strain to complement

your candle lighting and dreidel-spinning traditions. Kosher Kush, an indica strain, will help you feel relaxed and contemplative, perfect for celebrating this special holiday.

Kwanzaa festivities: African Queen

making you feel warm and cozy. It’s perfect for deep conversations or, let’s face it, uncontrollable fits of giggles.

New Year’s Eve countdown: Champagne Kush

Baking extravaganza: Girl Scout Cookies

ing about the new year, but we want you

OK, so it’s a wee bit early to start thinkto be prepared. And that means you ring in the New Year with a little extra sparkle!

As you honor the African roots of Kwanzaa, consider pairing it with the African Queen strain. This hybrid will elevate your creativity and socializing as you gather with family and friends to celebrate unity and culture.

There’s no better time to whip up some delectable holiday treats than now. Girl Scout Cookies, an indica-leaning hybrid, is perfect for indulging your sweet tooth while keeping your creative juices flowing.

Bake a batch of infused gingerbread cookies and watch your friends devour them with delight.

Christmas morning: Strawberry Cough

Office holiday party: Green Crack

On Christmas morning, you’ll want to savor every moment, from unwrapping gifts to sharing breakfast with loved ones.

Strawberry Cough, a sativa-dominant strain, will keep you clear-headed and inspired, enhancing your appreciation of the holiday magic.

Whether you’re attending an office shindig or a virtual Zoom party, you’ll want to stay alert, social, and ready to bust out your best dance moves. Green Crack is the way to go. This invigorating sativa will give you the energy to chat, mingle, and boogie the night away. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone challenges the boss to a danceoff.

Gift wrapping marathon: Pineapple Express

Post-holiday recovery: Harlequin After all the holiday hustle and bustle, your body might be craving some relaxation and relief. Harlequin, a high-CBD strain, is perfect for unwinding without the heavy euphoria. It’s a great choice for recovery and reflection as you wind down from the holiday madness.

Trimming the tree: Blue Dream When you’re untangling those twinkling lights and hanging ornaments like a boss, you need focus, creativity, and a dash of holiday spirit. Blue Dream is your go-to strain for this task. This sativadominant hybrid will keep your energy high while sparking your imagination. Just be careful not to confuse the tinsel with a giant joint.

Cozy fireside chat: OG Kush After a chilly winter’s day, there’s nothing better than sitting by the fire, sharing stories and laughter. OG Kush is your ideal companion. This indica-dominant classic will help you relax and mellow out,

Champagne Kush is your companion for the grand countdown. This hybrid strain is perfect for socializing, sparking creativity, and keeping the party going until the wee hours of the morning. It’s like a bubbly glass of inspiration!

Tackling the present-wrapping pile is a true test of patience. Pineapple Express, a sativa-dominant hybrid, will help you breeze through this task with enthusiasm and a dash of tropical vibes. Plus, it’ll make those quirky-shaped gifts seem like a piece of cake.

Remember, each strain has its unique

Family game night: Granddaddy Purple

effects, so choose the one that suits your

Nothing brings the family together like board games and good-natured competition. Granddaddy Purple, a potent indica, will keep you relaxed and in good spirits as you navigate the boardwalk of Monopoly or try to guess “whodunit” in Clue.

Plus, it’s a great strain to help you sleep off the inevitable post-game night feast food coma.

holiday activities and mood the best.

Whether you’re looking to relax, get creative, or socialize, there’s a cannabis strain to make your holidays even more magical and memorable. Enjoy responsibly, and here’s to a holly, jolly, and high-spirited season!

—— DGO Staff

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The constant change with cannabis

»» What will the cannabis laws, industry and innovations look like in 2024? We’re consulting our crystal ball to find out.

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In the world of cannabis, as in life, change is the only constant. The journey from illicit substance to celebrated medicinal and recreational herb has been nothing short of extraordinary. And as we gear up for 2024, it’s time to don our visionary hats and peer into the crystal ball to see what the future holds for the ever-evolving cannabis landscape.

The turning point is already upon us, with the preceding year, 2023, making significant strides in reshaping the legal and cultural framework surrounding cannabis. Before we dive into the potential wonders of 2024, let’s take a moment to appreciate the groundwork laid by the states and the federal government in the preceding year. These legislative changes, which began in 2023, have set the stage for the transformative developments we can anticipate in the year ahead.

Now onto the fun stuff. We’ve consulted our weedy crystal ball to give you our predictions on the potential legislative changes, technological advancements, and cultural shifts that will redefine the way we interact with the plant, the industry, and, ultimately, our society. So, grab your favorite strain, settle into your comfiest spot, and get ready to embark on a thrilling journey into the world of cannabis. Welcome to the

future.

A recap of the legislative cannabis changes in 2023 Before we dive into the crystal ball for 2024, let’s take a quick look at the

legislative changes that have paved the way for the exciting future of cannabis.

The stage was set in 2023, and it’s essential to understand how we got here.

Headway on federal decriminalization: The winds of change began in 2023, with a significant focus on federal

decriminalization. Advocates, politicians, and citizens across the nation came together to push for this momentous shift. While full federal legalization hasn’t yet been achieved, the decriminalization of cannabis on a federal level marked a massive milestone, reducing

the stigmatization and penalties associated with its use.

State-by-state progress: In 2023, many more states joined the cannabis legalization wave, either decriminalizing or moveing toward full legalization, broadening access and availability. The

increased momentum of state-level changes laid the foundation for a more tolerant and open-minded national perspective on cannabis.

Here’s a quick overview of some of the notable changes made at the state level:

- Texas: In a surprising move, Texas decriminalized small amounts of cannabis for personal use. This marked a significant shift in a traditionally conservative state, where cannabis laws had been stringent.

- New York: New York, in 2023, not

only decriminalized cannabis but also moved swiftly toward full legalization.

The Empire State became one of the biggest markets for legal cannabis, setting a precedent for other East Coast states.

- Florida: In Florida, medicinal cannabis laws were expanded to include a broader range of qualifying conditions. This allowed more patients to access medical cannabis, making it more accessible and inclusive.

Potential legislative changes in 2024 While there were some surprises in 2023, 2024 promises to be another groundbreaking year for cannabis legislation. While we can’t predict the exact outcomes, here are some potential legislative changes that could reshape the cannabis landscape in the coming year.

Federal legalization on the horizon: The most significant buzz in 2024 is the possibility of federal legalization.

The signs are increasingly positive, with lawmakers from both sides of the aisle pushing for reform. Should this come to pass, it could be a watershed moment for the entire cannabis industry, leading to nationwide access, reduced legal ambiguities, and a new era for cannabis research and development.

Cannabis banking reform: One of the persistent challenges facing the cannabis industry has been limited access to traditional banking services due to federal restrictions. In 2024, we may see significant strides toward cannabis banking reform, making it easier for businesses to operate, access loans, and pay taxes without dealing solely in cash.

Social equity and justice initiatives: In the wake of cannabis legalization, many have voiced concerns about social equity and criminal justice reform. In 2024, we expect to see more comprehensive programs and initiatives aimed at addressing these concerns.

This may include expungement of prior cannabis-related convictions and policies to ensure that minority communities benefit from the burgeoning can-

nabis industry.

Regulatory framework refinement: As the cannabis industry matures, we anticipate states refining their regulatory frameworks. This could include further details on product safety, labeling, and quality control standards. Improved regulation benefits consumers, ensuring they have access to safe and reliable cannabis products.

Taxation and revenue allocation: States that have legalized cannabis have seen substantial revenue streams, and in 2024, we might witness more strategic allocation of these funds. These revenues could be directed toward education, healthcare, and other public services, benefiting society as a whole.

Interstate commerce: While not yet a reality, 2024 may bring discussions on the potential for interstate commerce of cannabis products. This could open up new opportunities for cannabis producers and consumers, allowing for the legal movement of products across state lines.

Global movement: Beyond the United States, countries around the world are also making strides toward cannabis legalization. From Mexico to Canada, the movement is going global. The global cannabis market is poised to skyrocket, and 2024 might be the year it explodes into a multi-billion dollar industry.

The big buzz: With full-scale legalization, expect the cannabis market to diversify and flourish. The economy will see a green rush, and investors will flock to cannabis stocks like bees to honey. Start-ups, existing companies, and entrepreneurs will jockey for prime positions in the market.

Your corner dispensary might become the next Apple store of cannabis.

High on wellness: Cannabis health & beauty trends Cannabis is playing a leading role in the era of self-care, and 2024 could push it into overdrive. Move over, cucumber slices; it’s time for the mighty CBD face mask! We expect that the coming year is going to result in cannabis wellness getting a major upgrade.

CBD everywhere: We’ve already seen CBD-infused drinks, gummies, and oils, but 2024 will take it to the next level.

Expect to see CBD in your toothpaste, pillowcases, and workout gear. Companies are getting creative, and you’ll be applying CBD-infused sunscreen and sipping on CBD-infused cocktails at your local bar.

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Cannabis retreats: Cannabis tourism isn’t just about visiting cannabisfriendly destinations anymore. In 2024, we predict the rise of cannabis retreats. Imagine spending a weekend in the mountains, practicing yoga, and meditating, all while enjoying high-quality cannabis products designed to enhance your experience. Namaste indeed!

Cannabis fitness: Fitness enthusiasts are going to have a field day with cannabis. From CBD protein shakes to THC-infused post-workout balms, the fitness industry is about to get a new level of zen and recovery. No more sore muscles; just sweet, sweet relief.

Tech-nabis: The cannabis tech revolution Next year is the year that cannabis technology gets an upgrade that will blow your mind. With AI, IoT, and data analytics, we’re entering the era of “smart” cannabis.

Personalized strain recommendations: Imagine walking into a dispensary, and an AI-powered budtender uses your past purchase history and even your mood to recommend the perfect strain for you. It’s like having your own personal weed sommelier.

Customized dosing: Precise dosing

is the future, and technology is making it a reality. Smart vaporizers and edible devices will allow you to dial in your desired effect down to the milligram. Whether you want to relax, get creative, or just chill out, technology has your back.

Blockchain for transparency: With blockchain technology, the cannabis industry is poised for greater transparency.

You’ll be able to trace your cannabis products from seed to sale, ensuring quality and safety. It’s a win for consumers and the industry alike.

Edible innovation: From brownies to Mi-

Community initiatives: Cannabis companies are increasingly involved in community and environmental initiatives.

From beach clean-ups to supporting local charities, cannabis businesses are giving back to the communities that support them.

The “Uber” of weed: Home delivery dominance The pandemic was awful, but it led to a convenience-first approach. We expect that to stick around throughout 2024, and if you need proof, just take a look at how cannabis home delivery services are booming (but not in Durango, cause…well, you know).

Convenience at your door: It’s like the dream you never knew you had – ordering your favorite strains like you would a pizza, and it arrives at your door in no time. No need to venture out when you can get your stash delivered right to your doorstep.

Enhanced selection: Online dispensaries are making shopping for cannabis easier and more enjoyable. You’ll have access to a wider variety of strains, products, and brands without the need to visit multiple physical dispensaries.

Safety and discretion: Home delivery also ensures privacy and safety.

No more concerns about running into someone you know at the local dispensary; you can now enjoy your cannabis in the comfort of your own home.

Rolling it up chelin stars Gone are the days when edibles were just your grandma’s special brownies. In 2024, cannabis-infused cuisine is hitting a culinary high note.

Elevated dining: Top chefs are experimenting with cannabis-infused dishes, creating high-end dining experiences that rival Michelin-star restaurants. Say goodbye to the old stereotypes of munching on Cheetos in your pajamas; say hello to cannabis-infused tasting menus that elevate your palate and consciousness simultaneously.

Cooking classes: Want to become a

cannabis culinary expert yourself? Look for cooking classes specializing in cannabisinfused dishes. You’ll learn to create gourmet edibles that will impress your friends at your next dinner party.

Cannabis mixology: Just as bartenders craft exquisite cocktails, mixologists are now experimenting with cannabis-infused beverages. Say goodbye to the traditional cocktail and say hello to “Green Dragon” cocktails that elevate your spirit and your evening.

Eco-conscious cannabis: Going green in more ways than one In 2023, the industry was catching up with the massive push to go green —

and we think it will continue into 2024, too. And no, we’re not just talking about the sticky icky green stuff, either.

Sustainable cultivation: This is already happening, but we expect 2024 to up the ante. Cultivators are turning to sustainable growing practices, from solar-powered facilities to water-saving methods. It’s all about reducing the carbon footprint of the cannabis industry.

Eco-friendly packaging: Expect to see more cannabis products packaged in biodegradable materials and sustainable packaging. Companies are embracing the green ethos, both in terms of their products and their practices.

We expect the future of cannabis in 2024 to be a mix of legalization, innovation, and personalization. From federal decriminalization to tech-nabis advancements, haute cuisine with a twist, and an eco-conscious approach, the cannabis landscape is evolving faster than you can say “pass the joint.” In other words, it’s a brave new world for cannabis, and the future looks greener than ever.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride – because 2024 promises to be one heck of a high time for the cannabis industry, and we’re all invited to the party. Happy toking, folks!

November 2023 | 17

Chillin’ with Scoops of Chem

»» Things got downright relaxing, and then downright weird, which is basically our favorite

Howdy there, my fellow cannabis enthusiasts! Today, I’ve got a frosty treat that’s bound to make you sit back, relax, and giggle like a kid with an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. I’m talking about Scoops of Chem, a strain that’s like a scoop of the good stuff, with an extra sprinkle of, well, “science.”

Now, let me start by saying that this was a true adventure. I picked up Scoops of Chem on a sunny Saturday, and it’s like the universe knew I was in need of some chill vibes. My mission? To put this frosty delight to the test, and I can tell you, it didn’t disappoint.

The buds, oh, the buds! As soon as I opened the jar, I was greeted by these nuggets of joy that were generously coated in trichomes. They shimmered like a snowy mountain under the sun.

With hues of green and amber, and those rusty-orange pistils, this strain is visually stunning. It looked good enough to eat!

But remember, folks, it’s a no-no.

As soon as I cracked the jar, the room filled with an intoxicating blend of sweet and earthy aromas. It’s like a sophisti18 | November 2023

cated cocktail of berries, pine, and a hint of, you guessed it, a little bit of chem. I couldn’t help but take another whiff, and then another. It was like my nose went on a flavor trip of its own.

Scoops of Chem continued to impress me when I took that first hit from my trusty bong. The flavor was a delectable mix of berries, with just a touch of pine that reminded me of a cool, forest breeze.

It wasn’t overwhelming, but it was flavorful enough to make every puff a little party for my taste buds. Just remember, like any good party, take it slow.

Now, here’s where things got interesting. After a few hits, I was hit with a wave of relaxation that made me feel like I was melting into the couch. Stress?

What’s that? My mind was free, wandering, and wondering why I hadn’t discovered Scoops of Chem sooner. The strain also had a nice little burst of creativity thrown in, which led me to embark on an impromptu doodle session. I’d say this strain is perfect for a lazy day when you’re looking to unwind and explore the depths of your imagination.

And, as I basked in the mellow euphoria induced by Scoops of Chem, I decided to embark on a culinary adventure. Armed with a pair of shades to shield my sensitive eyes from the kitchen’s harsh light (yes, the struggle is real), I embarked on a mission to create the ultimate “Scoops of Chemwich.”

peppery kick, and that hint of Scoops of

Now, you might be wondering, what the hell is a “Scoops of Chemwich”? Well, it’s a sandwich creation that only a mind tickled by this strain could conceive. I gathered an assortment of ingredients: fresh avocado, crispy bacon, spicy arugula, and a dollop of creamy garlic aioli, all neatly tucked between two slices of toasted sourdough bread. But here’s the twist – I infused the aioli with a smidge of Scoops of Chem for that extra zing. Thank the gods for those super handy little decarb tools on my counter. All I had to do was toss some of this strain into some oil and let it ride.

go-to stoner sandwich, and I’m convinced

And, the first bite was nothing short of a revelation. The creamy, cool avocado was a perfect balance to the crispy, smoky bacon. The arugula added a pleasant,

life’s quirky, fun, and downright delicious

Chem in the aioli was a subtle but enticing surprise. With each bite, I couldn’t help but marvel at the fusion of flavors and textures, all heightened by the relaxing embrace of this excellent strain.

This “Scoops of Chemwich” became my it could rival any culinary masterpiece.

Just remember, when attempting this at home, take care with your dosing; you don’t want to go overboard. And, of course, enjoy responsibly.

Scoops of Chem isn’t just a strain; it’s an invitation to explore your creative side, whether through culinary experimentation or artistic endeavors. It’s a gentle, icy breeze that carries you away to a world where every sandwich is a masterpiece, and every moment is a celebration of moments.

—— DGO Staff

Getting gassed on Gasonade

»» We found ourselves in the most delightful cheerful stupor when smoking this little strain, and it

was awesome

Have you ever heard of a little strain called Gasonade? Well, if you haven’t, you’re in for a gotdang ride with this one.

Pick some up right now, because this strain is a rad blend of Lemon G and Gas strains that will immediately uplift your spirit and send you on a joyous odyssey — no matter how much you happen to hate life at the moment.

Trust me, this experience is a rollercoaster of hilarity and euphoria that I won’t soon forget.

At first glance, Gasonade’s nuggets are a sight to behold, shimmering with trichomes like tiny diamonds. The trichome density hints at the potency within, and I couldn’t wait to dive into the psychedelic depths of this strain. With my trusty bong at the ready, I took a deep inhale, and that’s when the journey began.

Now, let me tell you, I’ve had my fair share of cannabis experiences, but Gasonade had me grinning from ear to ear and laughing like my brain was on a setting for “OH MY GOD IT’S ALL SO FUNNY”

autopilot. The initial wave of euphoria hit me like a punchline to the universe’s funniest joke. I was just sitting there, slightly stoned, when it took over. I went from a little stressed to very, very amused at just about everything, but if you want examples of what, I can’t really tell you. It just happened out of nowhere.

And, the more I tried to stifle my laughter, the harder it became, and soon enough, I was guffawing at the way the dips and dark spots in my concrete ceiling look like all sorts of weird things — including a perfect rendition of Mr. Incredible’s face. If you’ve never stared at your ceiling while high like you’re staring at the shape of the clouds, you’re missing the eff out. It was pure, unbridled joy, I tell ya.

One of the most interesting aspects of Gasonade, though, is its remarkably balanced high. I was unbelievably happy, but didn’t send me hurtling into outer space. All it did was lift me into a state of pure, unadulterated bliss. It’s like that perfect high that sits you comfortably in a

hammock of happiness, swaying gently in the breeze of life’s absurdity as you cackle like a total idiot. So, basically my everyday steez.

As I reveled in my cheerful stupor, I decided it was time for a culinary escapade that Dr. Seuss himself would applaud.

Picture this: Doritos dipped in Nutella (surprisingly delicious) and peanuts covered in Tajin (also a freakin’ jam), and god knows what else. I found remnants of my food projects all over the coffee table a couple of hours later, and it was clearly a delightful gastronomic experiment worthy of the most adventurous foodie.

I’m basically like the rat from Ratatouille but cooler.

Gasonade also unlocked my inner philosopher. I pondered the profound mysteries of life, and found myself stuck in the recesses of my brain. That’s not reallya pleasant place to be, but it did result in me thinking about how watching hair blow in a breeze is like watching a glitch in real time. That’s what my notes

say, anyway, so if you can decode that for me, I would be most grateful. Anyway, this strain obviously encouraged my mind to traverse unconventional pathways, making even the most mundane thoughts seem astoundingly funny and thoughtprovoking.

Gasonade is apparently like the class clown of the cannabis world, and I wholeheartedly recommend it for a fantastic time. Just remember, laughter is contagious, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself laughing at the arrangement of your bookshelf or the peculiar antics of your weird but adorable dog — who spent most of the time while I was high in the weirdest pose, pulling himself across the floor on his belly to sneak-harass the cat. Honestly, he’s going to get calmly schooled by her one day for that nonsense, and I hope I’m high on Gasonade when it happens.

—— DGO Pufnstuf

November 2023 | 19

Ask a couple of potheads

»» We’re here to answer your weird, wild, and wonderful weed questions all day, e’ry day

Hey there, friends! This is Blaze and Puf, your resident DGO potheads. And, this is yet another round of, well, you guessed it: “Ask a couple of potheads.”

If you’re new to this column, here’s the deal. Because we keep getting texts and emails asking us about canna-bisrelated things, we decided to turn it into a Q&A session. Apparently we’re your safe place for answers on all things pot, and while we never mind chatting about the devil’s lettuce, we would appreciate you asking the questions sometime BEFORE midnight.

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that you sit up at night thinking about. Send them our way, whether it’s something like, “How much THC is too much THC?” or “What is this that I’m vaping?”

You can ask us ANYTHING YOU WANT TO in here. It’s a safe space. There are no rules. You can even email us at 4 a.m. on a Tuesday if you want to. The world is your freaking pothead oyster!

You can send your questions over to us at editor@DGOmag. com and someone will eventually send them our way. Once they do, we’ll do our best to answer them in the best way possible.

And here we go.

I live in a state where weed isn’t legal, but I want to get high. I see these shops with hemp-derived delta 8 products all over the place, but I’m a little hesitant to try them. So what are the dangers of unregulated delta 8 or delta 9 products?

ucts is synthesized from hemp oil. If there aren’t internal safety measures in place, it could result in the dosage information being off, so there’s a genuine concern that you could take too much of this good thing.

Blaze: It can be super tempting to pick up some Delta products when you are in a state where you can’t find legal cannabis, especially if you are on vacation, but don’t just jump head first into buying it without knowing the risks.

And, doing so could suck. While you won’t die from high THC intake alone (synthesized or otherwise), it can result in a gross, unwanted high. For example, some people suffer from hallucinations, vomiting, tremors, anxiety, dizziness, confusion, and sometimes even lack of consciousness.

Delta products are unregulated, so you can’t necessarily believe what the packaging says, as there are no formal rules for testing or marketing the products. And that could result in some not so great things.

For example, according to the CDC and FDA, consuming low-quality Delta products could result in poisoning. But what’s more is that Delta 8 and 9 are both cannabinoids found in marijuana, but the version you are getting with these prod-

I’ll tell you that I have tried a handful of different brands and find them all to vary in strength and onset time. Sometimes I’ve had a 25 mg edible and the effects felt super pleasant. But the next time, and with the same brand, I felt like I was miles past being too high to ride my bike. Other times I’ve felt nothing at all. It just seems so hit or miss, and definitely doesn’t seem worth it unless you just can’t function

without something in your system and can’t find the real thing. Start off small and see where it takes you, though. Do not just jump in without knowing how your body will react.

Puf: I mean, Blaze pretty much knocked it out of the park with that long-winded answer, but I’ll try to add something useful.

So yeah. The main problem with these products is that there’s no real way that they’re being regulated. Unlike cannabis, any company can jump on the Delta 8 bandwagon and schlep some junk at the corner store, the headshop, or wherever you may find them. That makes finding Delta 8 products convenient but doesn’t necessarily mean they’re safe.

We saw something similar with the CBD craze that happened a few years back. Once CBD oil was available across the nation, plenty of shady manufacturers popped up with a CBD get rich quick scheme. And what resulted from that?

Well, not much that was good.

There were numerous investigative reports into what was contained in some of the CBD oil you could find on the shelves in non-legal states, and unsurprisingly, there were some nasty things found, including traces of acetone or butane in some cases (which is what is commonly used to leech the oil from hemp). That kind of stuff is obviously not ideal when you’re putting something into your body.

That doesn’t mean that they were all like that, nor does it mean that Delta 8 products are all being pushed by some fly-by-night company looking to make a quick buck without taking care of their customers. But it’s still buyer beware for stuff like this, and if you can avoid it, I would.

I love to smoke joints but suck at rolling them. What are the best cones or wraps for someone like me?

Blaze: Not everyone can roll the perfect joints, so you aren’t alone. RAW cones seem to be the most widely available cones these days, which is good news for you. These cones are easily filled with your favorite flowers, and I consider them foolproof. You can find them in a handful of sizes to take care of any task.

King Palm Terp Infused Palm Leaf Cones are an excellent alternative for someone looking for some flavor with their smoke session. King Palm has over 30 flavors, like Berry Terps, Banana Cream, and Lemon Haze, and they come

in a few different sizes as well.

If you want to get a little more exotic, check out Smoke Roses Goji Berry Cones.

These goji berry fruit-infused blunt cones feature exotic terps and a one-gram capacity. They also burn slower than just about any other pre-roll on the market and taste amazing.

Puf: Umm, hello, Juicy Jay’s! Just kidding.

You have a ton of options, and I know this because I’m also awful at rolling joints. Like, there’s no point in even trying. I will not succeed.

Anyway, as Blaze mentioned, RAW cones are always a win, and they’re super easy to come by, so you shouldn’t have any trouble finding them. They’re essentially fool-proof, too. You just grind up the ol’ weed and dump it into your cone.

Twist the end and call it a day.

That said, I’ve been super into flavored cones recently, and that’s where Juicy Jay comes in. Never have I ever seen so many fruit-flavored cones! You get your pick of blueberry, grape, blackberry, watermelon, and maybe some others? I don’t remember. But what I do know is that I love the watermelon option. It sounds like it could be gross with your weed, right? But it’s not. It truly isn’t.

some cases, but don’t rely too heavily on that advice. It’s totally anecdotal.

And, it is recommended to do at least 15 washes for maximum effectiveness.

If you are taking a urine test, you have a few options. Drink as much water as possible and take the maximum dosage of vitamin B2 (Riboflavin). You can also boost your fluid output by taking diuretics to help you flush your body out quickly.

That said, none of these methods are guaranteed. It sucks, but might still be worth a try depending on what the drug test is for.

Detox drinks are another great thing to add to the mix and can be another layer of security to passing when combined with water. I haven’t had to utilize one in a hot minute, but I’m guessing that you can find them at any headshop. Just be aware that they’re disgusting and you’ll hate life, and you do need to follow the instructions to a T in order to maximize your chances of them working.

Hair follicle tests will be a bit more challenging to come out on the positive side. You can find multiple types of detox kits, pills, and shampoo, all of which are specially designed to rid your hair follicles of toxins.

The best way to use the shampoo is to use it at least three days before your test, and preferably around 10 days before.

Make sure to leave it in for at least 15 minutes each time you wash your hair.

Or, if you want more exotic flavors, may I suggest Cyclones? These bad boys are translucent (which is cool!) and they have flavors like Ice Dream, Chill Blue, and Pimperschnapps, which is a mix of peach and mint. I don’t know why it works, but it does.

Otherwise, Blaze offered some pretty good suggestions above. You have a ton of options for your joint-noob-rolling self, so have at it.

Ugh. So I smoked quite a bit the past few weeks but just found out that I have to take a drug test. Is there a surefire way to ensure that I can pass my drug test? Help!

Blaze: Oof. Been there and it isn’t fun at all. Passing a drug test when you’re definitely within the window of popping positive for cannabis can be done in some cases, but it typically just depends on the type of test you have to take. You may not be able to game the system on certain types of tests.

The most important thing you can do from the get-go is to start drinking water.

Tons and tons of water. Rumor has it that that alone can help flush out your system if you’re on the tail end of the window in

Puf: I do not envy you. Getting rid of cannabis in your system is not an easy task because it can stay in your system for up to 90 days, which means you can detect it for a window of up to three months.

If you’re trying to beat a drug test, the first thing you should know is that it won’t be easy. It will also depend on last time you smoked (or ate) cannabis, as well as a ton of other factors, like your body composition and the type of test you’re being asked to take.

If it’s a urine screen, you can dump some money into a detox kit and drink a ton of water to try and maximize your chances of beating it. But we know many, many people who have tried and failed to do so, so don’t bank on it being a magic answer to your problem. There are tons of options available online, so just take your pick (but read the reviews first).

If it’s a hair test, well…I don’t know what to tell you about that, other than RIP your job opportunity, or probation,

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You can try the methods Blaze suggested above, of course, but again, I haven’t personally seen anyone conquer those things. They’re pretty annoyingly failsafe.

A blood test, on the other hand, ain’t no big thang! If you’re taking a blood test, the window in which you will pop positive is only about 12 hours, so just maybe don’t imbibe for a day or two beforehand and you’ll be good.

A saliva test has a window of 24 hours on average, so again, if you are lucky enough to draw that straw, just avoid using cannabis for a few days and you should be good to go.

I want to start using cannabis extractions, but there are so many different options, and I don’t know which one to pick. Can you help me narrow them down?

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Blaze: If I were you, i would start with something user-friendly. Many extractions will require you to have specific gear, like a butane torch, to heat up shatter or wax. Try a concentrate on a disposable vape.

Disposable vapes can’t be recycled, so

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an eco-friendly choice I support is Pax Era vapes. Pax Era vapes have cartridges that you can swap out, which will keep you from adding to the mountain of batteries that cant be recycled. They’re also super user-friendly, which is great for someone who’s just starting out.

Puf: Yeah, extracts are great, but they aren’t necessarily easy to use if you’re trying to conquer something like shatter or wax. If you want to go that route, you’ll need either some specific gear or a vape specifically made for dipping into a concentrate. For that reason alone I say you should steer clear initially.

I would start with, as Blaze suggested, a vape pen that comes pre-loaded with concentrate. There are tons and tons and toooooons of options available, so you have your pick. I grab one every time I go to the dispensary because they’re so convenient to keep around the house.

Or, if you want to dump a little more change into this experiment, you can always pick up a battery and some carts to swap out. Those are also filled with concentrate (obviously) and there are lots of options to choose from, whether you want a high-end terpene-filled cart or something you can try and discard if you hate it.

Best bet is to ask a budtender next time you’re in the dispensary. Tastes are particular to each person, and what I love may not be the best answer for you.

I love edibles, but I have to be really careful because I have a gluten allergy.

Are there gummies or other edibles that are certified to be gluten-free?

Blaze: There are plenty of options when it comes to gluten-free gummies and edibles. Many cannabis companies in Colorado are offering some really great gluten-free options. Take your pick! Most dispensaries offer a gluten-free option, whether it’s gummies, chocolates, and even boysenberry lollipops if you’re into that type of thing. The products are typically labeled as gluten-free, too, so you don’t even have to guess at it to figure it out.

And, at this point in our timeline, nearly all dispensaries will have multiple gluten-free options to choose from, so don’t hesitate to ask your budtender or check out your favorite dispensaries’ website and browse around. Gluten-free products will be labeled as such.

Puf: Well, well. You’re in luck! There are tons of gluten-free edibles out there for you gluten-intolerant folks. And what’s even

better is that they’re not gross (unlike most gluten-free bread, which should be burned in a bonfire).

For starters, all you need to do is track down some Robhots, which are gummies that you can find allllll around Colorado.

Their entire line is gluten-free, and they even have an option that has a liquid center, kind of like an adult Gusher, but filled with beautiful THC! That’s a level-up if we’ve ever seen one.

Coda also offers gluten-free options, and their edibles are available all over Colorado. You can find them pretty much anywhere, including Durango, and they have some epic flavor combos, too.

Want to try out some lychee-cucumber edibles? Well you can! There are also mango-chile-lime edibles too, which warms my half-Mexican heart to its core.

So many gluten-free options!

And there are plenty of others, too.

Ripple, Wana, Incredibles, Dixie Elixers, Nfuzed, and almost certainly dozens more offer gluten-free edibles, so just ask someone at the dispensary to find out what your options are. You have PLENTY of them. The world is literally your little weed oyster.

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I was cleaning out my office drawer and found a really old joint. Is it safe to smoke for ancient times’ sake, and will I even get high if I do?

Blaze: Umm, you can always try it and see what happens, but THC will degrade over time, so there is a good chance that ancient joint isn’t going to get you really high. I would suggest ripping the paper and throwing it back into nature. As much as you might not want to see what appears to be good weed tossed, sometimes it’s better just to let it go.

Puf: Hahaha. Wow. This happened to me once at a paper a long time ago. We were cleaning out some drawers and found some long-gone reporter’s one-hitter, a little bag o’ weed, and a lighter. We were all tempted to go outside and light one up (or pour one out) for the homie.

But you know what we ultimately did not do with it? Smoke it.

Not because we were anti-cannabis, mind you. We did not smoke it because it was very old and there would be no point in doing so. The THC in weed doesn’t last forever, and if it’s exposed to light, heat, or other environmental factors, it can degrade pretty quickly.

So, we did exactly what Blaze suggests: We returned it to nature. Sometimes you just gotta call it a loss and move on.

Or smoke it if you want, I guess. It probably won’t hurt you, but chances are it won’t taste very good, and you probably won’t get very high. And what’s the fun in that?

This is a dumb question, but I’m a 48-year-old lady and I’ve been smoking for 32 years now. I smoke more than three times a day — like it never leaves my hand. How can I get high now that I’ve been smoking for so long? I can get relaxed a bit but no more than that. I need help on what to do!

Puf: Well, first of all, that isn’t a dumb question. I have had this question for myself many times over the last few years.

Tolerance is a bitch, ain’t it.

I’m going to insert the obligatory “I’m not a doctor so this is not medical advice” here, but I think I can help with some anecdotal information.

So first of all, I’m guessing it’s been a while since you switched up your intake methods, right? Like, maybe you’re a habitual joint smoker or like to get relaxedbut-not-high by smoking out of a bong?

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Yeah, that happens to me, too.

We’re all creatures of habit, and part of the problem I’ve had is that I really like to stick to what I know. That sounds borderline ridiculous, but if I’m not reviewing a product, I have my favorite two or three rigs or batteries I use. In other words, I’m lazy and don’t like to have to make changes to my stoned routine.

That can lead to ruts like the one you’re having. My body has become super tolerant of certain concentrates, for example. I find it super effing easy to grab a vape and cart when I’m laying around being super productive (i.e. watching junk on TV). The more I use that vape and cart, the less I notice the high.

I’ve noticed, however, that when I am LESS lazy, like when I switch it up between concentrates, flower, and edibles, I am noticeably more aware of the high.

Rather than getting relaxed, I get stoned like I used to.

You can also take a break from THC, but honestly, that sounds like shit to me.

If you decide to do this, you can essentially reset your THC clock. In fact, research shows that while THC can deplete your CB1 receptors, they can recover over time and return to their previous levels if you take breaks.

And, you don’t even have to take them for that long. Two weeks is enough to get the job done. I’m not going to do it with you in solidarity, but that’s an easy way to start over — even after decades of smoking.

You can also try adding some CBD to the mix. I’ve found that flower with CBD and THC gets me a lot higher than just high-THC bud. That is purely anecdotal, mind you, but I swear that the entourage effect is real as hell. It’s worth a try anyway. And there are lots of good flower options with CBD and THC. It may also be worth trying a new strain or six, or switching to another type of product in between old faithful.

It may be less about the amount of THC and more about the mechanism. If you aren’t an edibles fan, try those. Or, you could choke down a tincture. You never know what will hit. Hell, a dry herb vape instead of a joint or pipe may be the key.

In other words, switch it up and don’t just focus on the THC component. Swap your products, change your habits, and treat it like an experiment. And, if you find something that works, you better email us back. We need to know the

results.

Blaze: OOF. First of all, my condolences.

I, too, have had that issue but with flower and found that if I took breaks or switched up my intake method (edibles in my case) I was back to that sweet, sweet high. Still, not a fun position to be in, especially if you already know what you like and you have a routine you’re comfortable with.

If you’re smoking a specific strain, you may have built up a strain tolerance. Try a different type of strain, THC content, and method of smoking it. If you usually smoke sativas, try indicas, and so on and so forth. One of the beauties about the cannabis industry is that it’s so diverse.

You could go weeks, even months without using the same product twice should you choose.

If nothing else, however, you could go on a tolerance fast, as much as a bummer as that sounds. Some people report feeling much more clear headed after taking a break from weed, though it still doesn’t sound worth it to me. I’ll keep my vape and my fog brain, thank you very much.

I’ve been smoking bud and taking edibles for a while now, but concentrates have always intimidated me. What’s

the difference between products like shatter, wax, and live resin?

Puf: Why you gotta make our lives so difficult?! These questions are hard today, man!

I kid, I kid. Sort of. In general, there are a ton of differences between these products, but they all work to get you high — which is why they’re all fine in my book.

The main differences, though, are in the way these extracts are created. There are different extraction processes, but most shatter, wax, and live resin is extracted using butane or a similar solvent to leech the good stuff from the plant matter. That leaves you with a concentrate high in THC and flavor that will, in fact, knock your dang socks off when you inhale it.

Wax is produced using dry flower and is much easier to produce than shatter, which is the finickiest little beotch of concentrates. Shatter is also produced from dried flower but it’s notoriously hard to produce. However, there are tons of pros to it if you can pull it off. For example, shatter doesn’t degrade as quickly as wax. It’s pretty shelf-stable so it can be kept for a lot longer.

Slight tweaks in the extraction process are how you get either wax or shatter.

<Note: Feel free to Google a bunch of chemistry mumbo-jumbo if you must know more. The internet knows all. I know limited things.

Wax tends to be less shelf stable and degrades much more quickly than shatter. How-so-ever, it’s easier to work with because it’s malleable. I like it cause I can just stick my dumb ol’ dab pen in the jar and take a hit. Easy freaking peasy.

Other than that, I really don’t think there’s much difference — but that’s based on my experience alone. Don’t come at me with some scientific jargon in our Instagram DMs. I’m sure that isn’t totally accurate. Either way, both get me blazed face, so I’m not going to complain.

Same thing goes for live resin. While this concentrate will ALSO get you super freaking high, it’s produced by different means. Rather than using dried flower, live resin is made by using the freshest cannabis possible. The buds are basically flash-frozen right after they’re picked, which helps to preserve the flavor of those good ol’ terpenes.

The real difference is in the flavor. Live resin is a lot more flavorful than shatter or wax, and everyone loves the good terpenes. It usually costs you a bit more

to buy, though. Whether the terpenes are worth the price hike is your call, but I think they can be. Depends on your budget and your must-haves for your cannabis products, I suppose.

Anyway, that was a tangent. I’ll let Blaze weigh in with some dumb junk they Googled now to fill in the holes. After all that writing I am in need of a smoke break. I think I’ll bust out the live resin to stay on theme.

Blaze: Hey now! I put a lot of effort skimming Google headlines! My brain hurts after reading all that, and yet I still somehow have more information to add.

Another big difference between products is consistency which can play a part in preference for some stoners. Shatter tends to be glossy and brittle. If you’re dabbing with shatter, it can feel like a guessing game as far as dosage because of its non-malleable texture. On the other hand, shatter has the capacity to make you so high, you’ll think you invented golf.

Wax and crumble, however are more creamy and malleable, making them a bit easier to use when you’re dabbing. Live resin is more glue-like and tends to be a helluva lot more expensive than shatter, wax, and crumble. RIP to my paycheck when I’m in the mood for live resin.

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C�U�L� of S D A E H T PO I’m vegan but love edibles! How do I know which ones to get when I go to a dispensary?

Puf: Well, first of all, thank you for not berating us with a bunch of pro-vegan information. We love your people, and we love your love for animals and living things, but the vegan crusades are not the way.

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That said, you’d be surprised at how many edibles are vegan. Dude or dudette, you have so many freaking choices for your lifestyle! Cannabis manufacturers love to put out vegan products!

If you’re not sure where to start, I’m going to go basic here and tell you to ask a budtender. They know what’s up with their edibles. You can also keep certain product lines in mind, too. For example, I’m pretty sure most, if not all, of Wana’s Sour Gummies are 100 percent free of gelatin. That makes them vegan by default. So you have one ally right there, homie.

Keef Sparkling is also vegan, and it’s freaking healthy, too! This THC-infused sparkling water has zero sugar, zero animal byproducts and no calories. You healthy fools will love it.

CannaPunch also offers a ton of drink options that are vegan as well as options in their line of gummies, which are sold under the brand Highly Edible.

There are probably a million others I’m forgetting, but that’s where the dang budtender is more useful than I am. The good news is that there are plenty of op-

tions and your local dispensary gurus can tell you what is or isn’t vegan. They won’t steer you wrong. Promise.

Now go forth with your animal-loving self and get high on some vegan edibles.

They’re undoubtedly going to taste better than that quinoa you ate for dinner last night.

Blaze: Come to think of it, it seems like there’s more vegan-edible options than non-vegan these days. Puf is on the money with this one though. A GOOD budtender will help you navigate the shelves, especially if you have specific dietary needs. Puf has already touched on a lot of really great, common brands but I’ll add a few more here as well.

In 2019, Incredibles, who has been a big cannabis player since it became legalized in Colorado, came out with a vegan fruit tart option.

If you’re looking for something with awards, SuckIT Edibles by Canyon Cultivation are friggin delicious and they come in flavors like Boysenberry, Sour Watermelon, and Fruit Punch.

There are also lots of companies that make solely vegan cannabis products, so not to worry! The world is your (very high) vegan oyster.

—— DGO Pufnstuf and Blaze Ridcully

The science of terpenes

»» A whiff of wisdom for your weed Hello, fellow cannabis enthusiasts! In this insightful and entertaining exploration, we’re about to take a deep dive into the fascinating world of terpenes. These aromatic molecules aren’t just responsible for the delightful smells and flavors of your favorite cannabis strains; they also have a profound impact on the effects those strains produce. Get ready for a fragrant journey through the science of terpenes – it’s like a flavor explosion for your brain!

terpene is citrusy and uplifting. It’s like a zesty wake-up call, making strains like Lemon Haze perfect for a sunny day adventure.

Terpenes: The unsung heroes of cannabis aroma

Humulene: If you crave a spicy kick, humulene is the one. It’s found in hops and black pepper and can be a fantastic companion to strains like GSC or White Widow.

Terpenes, those unsung heroes of the cannabis world, are the reason why your favorite strains smell and taste so incredible. They’re responsible for that burst of lemony freshness when you crack open a jar of Lemon Haze or the earthy, piney aroma of OG Kush. These tiny aromatic compounds reside in the trichomes of the cannabis plant and serve a crucial role in pollination, pest deterrence, and protecting the plant from harm. But they’re not just defenders; they’re the maestros behind the magic of each strain’s unique scent and taste.

So, what’s the big deal about terpenes?

Well, they do more than make your cannabis bouquet pop – they interact with the cannabinoids (like THC and CBD) to create that magical entourage effect. In other words, they’re the secret ingredient behind why each strain feels and tastes so unique.

The sweet symphony of terpenes Now, picture this: You’re sharing a joint with friends, and the first hit explodes in your mouth like a fruity firework show.

Terpenes are like the conductor of this sensory symphony, orchestrating the flavor and aroma. They’re like the spice rack in your culinary journey through cannabis!

There are over 200 different terpenes in cannabis, but a few of them are the rock stars, leading the way: Myrcene: This earthy terpene is often found in indica strains and has a relaxing, sedative effect. It’s like the cannabis equivalent of a warm blanket on a cold night. Perfect for a Netflix and chill session.

Limonene: As the name suggests, this

Pinene: Piney and fresh, this terpene is found in strains like Pineapple Express. It’s like a walk in the forest, clearing your mind and sharpening your focus.

Caryophyllene: Spicy and peppery, this terpene gives you a bit of an attitude adjustment, making it great for tackling stress and pain. Try strains like Girl Scout Cookies.

Terpinolene: This terpene is like a tropical getaway with its fruity and piney notes. Seek out strains like Jack Herer or Golden Goat for a truly uplifting experience.

The perfect pot pals Now, let’s get down to the fun part – finding out what strains you can cop for the ultimate terpene flavor and effect experience. Think of it like a wine and cheese tasting for your lungs and brain.

Myrcene: Look for indica strains like Granddaddy Purple for a super chill, lazy afternoon.

Limonene: Enjoy it in sativa strains like Durban Poison for a creative and energizing boost.

Pinene: If you’re going for a hike, look for strains like Blue Dream to really enhance your nature adventure.

Caryophyllene: Combine it with hybrids like Sour Diesel for a balanced experience that tackles both pain and stress.

Humulene: Try strains like White Widow for a spicier and focused high.

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Terpinolene: Opt for strains like Jack Herer or Golden Goat for an uplifting and euphoric experience.

Remember: Experiment, but don’t overdo it Terpenes are like the seasoning of your cannabis, so it’s all about balance.

Go ahead, have fun experimenting with different strains and terpene profiles, but don’t go too crazy. Start slow, and find what works best for you. It’s all about creating your own cannabis symphony.

And seriously, nobody likes the weed spins. So try to avoid it if you can.

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