EASA TOURIST 2019 - issue 1

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rock voting

rate the meal with a rock

by Liisa Valdman

MENU

check out data about each meal

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Fun fact: on National day 30% of all Swiss cows are lost due to excesive intoxication.

FLOAT AWAY ON NATIONAL DAY! There’s still time to sign up to build the EASA float for the parade. Head on to the info point to put your name down. It’s not like it’s going to build itself... Stay smart tomorrow and beware the cows!

Be g e n tl okay e, ?

IDEA BOARD

share your good ideas

Thanks to Kathleen from Watching the EASians for the cover illustration - ‘Diagram of EASians interrupted by an observer’.

The text above is an excerpt from a piece written by our own Boris. Stay tuned for more! ~ HOW TO BE POSITIVE vol. I ~ by anonymous Dear Easian, In order to be positive during EASA, you should try turning every negative thing into positive. How? By trying to rethink it - leaving behind the life you have through the year: your comfortable bed, your mum’s delicious extra salty food, the late night fast food, the endless toilet paper… So, the very first thing that we propose for you to do concerns EATING: you should CHEW SUPER SLOWLY. According to a Bosnian saying, you should chew every bite for as many seconds as the number of your teeth. So, tonight, turn to each other, count your teeth and chew as said above! ENJOY!

31.07.2019

paraplievgia? ombrello?

always love a good venn diagram. *outtake from Umbrella010 Issue #04 Thank you Easa Archive!

An unassuming young ______ was travelling along with a group of friends, in midsummer, from the native _____ to Villars, in the canton of Vaud, on a two weeks trip. From _____ to Villars is perhaps a long journey, though not too long for such a stay. As you arrive in the Lausanne, the route gets cut up and you take the train, but only as far as Bex. Here, after a brief wait in a charming alpine station, you mount a narrowgauge train, for the station of Bex Is at a relatively low altitude, but now the short, wild and rocky route pushes into the Alps themselves, the most exciting part of the journey.

regenschirm?

GONG

CHAPTER 1

parapluie?

waste buckets

announces the start of a meal and when food runs out

THE FOOD-GRID MANUAL

visualize our food waste

To any confused EASian we present you -

THE MANIC MOUNTAIN


LUNCH BOX

MAI L ! MAIL ! MAI L! You might have noticed a piece of mail from your’s truly in your lunch boxes yesterday. We found that they make a pretty decent post system if one wants to reach out to as many EASians as possible. I mean, everyone has to eat at some point! You AREN’T going hungry, right? Special thanks to everyone who answered our questions about life, architecture and between. Here’s a snippet of the answers put together to create some rhymin’. Reminder: words of poetry are meant to be read out loud! What is EASA? Freedom Motivation Inspiration Travel Exploration Opportunity Spaceship Sea Life changing People Travelling circus Community? Experience Something new Gathering Understanding Exchanging Society Fun Discoveries Mixture of emotions Undefinable! Love Creativity Look for more at the info board! 4 all those who missed – – or slept through the lectures on the balcony – (shame on you!) THE EASA 2019 LECTURES SUMMARISED IN (more or less) 1 WORD: Dirk Hebel: ANTI-CLIMA(C)TIC Philippe Rahm: SHROOMS Virginie Picon-Lefebvre: FRENCH Clarisse & Jacques Labro: VERY FRENCH

WARNING! SMOKING KILLS YOUR BUILDINGS

HOW BLEAT IS YOUR FUTURE? horoscope by Fedor Viliamko

XOX O GOS SIP

For the next day it might be difficult to make it for breakfast. Take a rest, have responsible fun.

COW

You, Gemini and party is a turbulent combination! Reflect on the last time the same thing happened to you.

QUOTES & THOUGHTS: There are only 3-4 EASAs in living memory, and the rest is pretty irrelevant. Every workshop at EASA is like a mandala, you know, you make it, and the wind blows it away.

Be careful! Your tokens are in danger! Being in the company of a Taurus might save your evening. I went to Migros and had a strawberry Fanta. I’m broke now. Do you know why it stopped raining? We ate all the rain in the soup the other day.

Strong vibe at dinner. But do not forget to call your mother. ...continues in the next Umbrella issue!


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