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Culture Fest aims at recognizing diversity at EHS
LULU GIBELLINI
Feature Editor
On Friday, April 4, Episcopal High School will come alive with the sights, sounds, and flavors of the world during Culture Fest, a vibrant celebration of the many cultures that make up the EHS community and the greater Houston area. Taking place during 5A and 5B lunches, this highly anticipated event will showcase over 25 different cultures, offering students and faculty a chance to learn, connect, and celebrate the rich diversity within the school.
Culture Fest is a chance for students to share their heritage and traditions with their peers. From the flavors of Nigerian cuisine to the colorful dances of Mexico, each display will bring a unique perspective, highlighting the beauty of cultural exchange. This year’s booth displays will be ranging from Argentina to China. The booths will feature traditional attire, music, artifacts, and food, creating an immersive experience for attendees.
The event is deeply rooted in the school’s commitment to inclusivity and global awareness. Student leaders and volunteers have been hard at work organizing the festival, encouraging participation from peers, families, and the broader community.
With heritage representation spanning five continents, Culture Fest is a reminder of the diverse backgrounds that shape the EHS community. Whether attending to learn, share, or simply enjoy the festivities, students and faculty are invited to take part in this celebration of cultural unity.
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Graduating class bonds during annual retreat
Seniors gathered at Camp Allen to reflect on their time in high school
LULU GIBELLINI Feature Editor
“Advisory groups played a key role in the retreat, allowing students to engage in meaningful discussions and activities with their peers and mentors. These moments of connection helped many seniors begin to process the emotions tied to leaving behind their high school experience.”
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Knight Celebration welcomes future students
SIMONA KARNANI
Copy Editor
Knight Celebration was held on March 19 at 6:30 across the EHS campus. This event is for admitted students and families and allows them a chance to revisit the campus to help them make their decisions about high school.
The event kicked off in the Underwood Theatre where students and administrators welcomed the new Knights. After this, students and families were let loose and had options about which direction they wanted the rest of their night to take depending on where the students’ passions lie. Last year, Episcopal welcomed over 500 visitors, and this year was nothing short of this.
All Four Pillars - Arts, Athletics, Academics and Religion - were represented at the event. Families had the chance to introduce themselves to coaches, teachers, and fine arts programs as well as get an insight to what the next four years could potentially look like. Not only this, but students got a chance to meet their potential classmates and start building the relationships that will structure their future in high school.
Head of School Mr. Ned Smith and Admissions welcomed the families, as well as a panel of present students who recounted their favorite memories. Admitted students could explore the USC, where the Arts Pillar had booths set up; Hildebrand
Athletic Center housed each sports team, and the Trotter hallways offered a look into what class instruction looks like. Teachers taught sample lessons, did activities or labs, as well as offered time for questions about the courses that EHS offers. In the USC, music, studio arts, dance, media arts,
theatre, and publications were represented. Academic and religious chairs met with families in various locations in the Trotter Building, and lastly, coaches and current players were in Alkek Gym and offered insight on how students can represent EHS on the field.
Prospective families gather in the USC for Knight Celebration.
Photo by Avalon Bell.
The Class of 2025 spent the day at Camp Allen during one of their final group events. Photo by Vivian Turbidy.
Dancers find their element on stage
CATHERINE MILLER Staff Writer
On April 4, 2025, Episcopal dancers will debut the student-choreographed spring dance concert, Elemental. The concert features twelve student choreographed dances with a total of 18 student choreographers: seniors Ella Bennett, Grace Bauch, Abby Maltby, Carina Garza, Scarlett DuBose, Sophie Marshall, and Kate Hendricks; juniors Kamille Bishop, Abby Horn, Alexa Choi, Lauren Bohn, and Myles Patterson; and sophomores Scarlett Schmitt, Lauren Young, Londyn Howard, Ana Anzola, Carmen Beruman, and Charlotte Howell. A special feature of the spring dance concert is the annual senior dance which features all senior dancers at the end of the show.
The senior dance concert is another great display of Episcopal’s incredibly talented and creative student body. Each choreographer and team of choreogra-
phers come up with unique choreography and pick their own songs. Every year, the Episcopal community has the chance to gather and watch the amazing talent of the EHS Dance Program. Different types of dance are featured, like Jazz, Hip-Hop, contemporary, and sometimes modern dance. Each dance has such a specific tone to it, making each one stand out.
Not only are the student choreographers in charge of their song and choreography, but they also are their own costume designers. This aspect truly makes each dance their own and shows the dynamic talents of choreographers. What's even more impressive is the fact that student choreographers aren’t only in charge of their dance but are also in multiple dances themselves. This means that they have to learn not only their choreography but others too.
Come see Elemental on April 4-5 at 7:00pm to see all the hard work that dancers and choreographers have poured into this production.
Seniors gather for final retreat
LULU GIBELLINI Features Editor
This March 3, the Episcopal High School Class of 2025 gathered at Camp Allen in Grimes County, Texas, for the annual Senior Retreat to encourage reflection and bonding as they approach graduation. The day-long event, themed “Past, Present, Future,” allowed students to process the transition from high school to their next stage of life through engaging activities, discussions, and shared experiences.
The retreat, organized by Mrs. Courtney Lindloff, was carefully planned to provide a mix of reflection, teamwork, and fun.
The day began at 7:30 AM with a breakfast in Scurlock, where students enjoyed a meal together on campus before departing. Once at Camp Allen, seniors participated in various activities to foster teamwork and self-reflection. Rotations included a low ropes course, a challenge course, and team-building games, all designed to strengthen communication and collaboration.
A unique highlight of the retreat was a herpetology session, where students had the chance to learn about and interact
with reptiles and amphibians. The day also included free time on the playground, providing an opportunity for relaxation and casual bonding.
“The retreat was a great way for us to reflect on our time at EHS while also spending quality time with our classmates before we all go our separate ways,” said Mary Martha Rabalais.
Advisory groups played a key role in the retreat, allowing students to engage in meaningful discussions and activities with their peers and mentors. These moments of connection helped many seniors begin to process the emotions tied to leaving behind their high school experience.
The seniors boarded the buses back to campus, arriving at 7:00 PM, where they were greeted with a sweet surprise—King Cake and goodie bags to commemorate the day.
As the Class of 2025 nears graduation, the retreat served as an important milestone, offering both celebration and introspection.
With just a few months remaining until they take their next steps, EHS seniors left Camp Allen with stronger bonds, cherished memories, and a renewed sense of readiness for the future.
Rising country star Reese Goode shares her passions
LIZ BURKE Staff Writer
A future country artist walks the halls of Episcopal High School.
Her name is Reese Goode, a junior who has been passionate about music for as long as she can remember.
"I started singing songs when I was really little, almost my whole life," Reese shared.
Her love for music has been a constant companion, inspiring her to pursue a future in performance. Her journey began with a memorable experience in elementary school.
"My first performance was a school musical in second grade, where I had a solo."
That early exposure to the stage ignited a love for singing, leading her to pursue music more seriously over the years.
Country music holds a special place in Reese’s heart.
"I love to perform country music because the lyrics tell a story," she explained.
This connection to storytelling is what drives her passion for the genre, allowing her to express emotions through every song she sings. But Reese’s talents don’t end with performing; she is also an accomplished songwriter.
"I started writing my own songs when I was nine years old.”
Her ability to craft her own music showcases her creativity and dedication. Looking ahead, Reese is excited for the future.
"I’m looking forward to my next show in Nashville," she shared enthusiastically.
Stay tuned for more from this talented musician as she continues to share her passion with the world.
Knight scholars recognized by College Board for PSAT
PAIGE PAN Staff Writer
Each year, a select group of high school students earns recognition as National Merit Finalists, a distinction that reflects their academic excellence, perseverance, and well-rounded achievements. This year’s finalists from EHS - Ethan Lahoti, Campbell Richardson, Dylan Quan, and Benjamin Seaworth - have demonstrated not only strong test scores but also the dedication and intellect necessary to stand out in a highly competitive applicant pool.
The journey to National Merit recognition begins with the PSAT, typically taken during the sophomore and junior years. Students scoring in the top 1% of test takers in Texas qualify as Semifinalists, which is a significant academic milestone. However, earning Finalist status requires slightly more preparation. To become a finalist, semifinalists must submit an application that includes an academic transcript that demonstrates strong grades in their coursework. They must also provide an essay as well as a recommendation letter from a school official. Additionally, students must take the SAT or ACT and earn a score that aligns with their PSAT performance and academic achievements.
To support students in this process, Episcopal offers PSAT practice sessions during the sophomore and junior years, ensuring that students are well-prepared for the exam. The school also recently partnered with two test prep companies, Compass and Advantage Testing, provid-
ing additional resources to strengthen students’ skills. Ms. Jamie Kim, associate director of college counseling, advises students to recognize the importance of the reading section and tailor their study approach accordingly. With the school’s expanded test prep partnerships, students now have greater access to specialized instruction that can help them refine their skills and maximize their performance.
While standardized test scores are a crucial component of National Merit selection, the process also evaluates students holistically. A strong academic record, extracurricular activities, leadership roles, and community engagement all play a role in determining finalist status. The goal is to recognize students who not only excel in testing but also contribute meaningfully to their school and community.
This year’s National Merit Finalists were recently featured in the school’s Windows newsletter, highlighting their achievements and dedication. Ethan Lahoti, Campbell Richardson, Dylan Quan, and Benjamin Seaworth have made significant contributions to the school community through their hard work and passion for learning. Their success serves as a testament to their perseverance and academic dedication, setting an example for future students striving for similar recognition.
The National Merit process is rigorous, requiring months of preparation, academic excellence, and a well-rounded application. This year’s finalists exemplify the high standards of achievement that define Episcopal’s academic community.
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Reese Goode performs at local Houston hot spot Water Street Oyster Bar. Photos courtesy of Reese Goode.
Top, Mrs. Shelly Canella’s advisory sit together outside of Camp Allen, Bottom, Quinn Morgenroth, Brooke Crabtree, Sam Qureshey, and Mischa Haddad take turns holding reptiles. Photos by Vivian Turbidy
Led Zeppelin changes rock history with untitled album
ALEX GONZALES Staff Writer
Few albums in rock history have achieved the mythical status of Led Zeppelin IV. Released on November 8, 1971, the fourth untitled album by Led Zeppelin is an unforgettable rock experience that blends styles of blues, folk, hard rock, and others.
From the roaring opening of “Black Dog” to the haunting acoustics of “Going to California,” the album showcases the band’s versatility. Jimmy Page’s intricate guitar work, John Bonham’s drumming, John Paul Jones’ dynamic basslines, and Robert Plant’s vocals create a raw and refined sound. The iconic “Stairway to Heaven” remains one of rock’s most admired riffs, building from a delicate acoustic melody to an explosive climax. Beyond its hits, Led Zeppelin IV is packed with deep cuts that solidify its
legendary status. “Rock and Roll” is a driving, energetic track that pays homage to early rock pioneers, while “Misty Mountain Hop” delivers a psychedelic groove. “The Battle of Evermore,” featuring Sandy Denny’s ethereal vocals, brings a medieval folk influence, adding to the album’s mystique. “When the Levee Breaks,” with its massive drum sound, remains one of the most sampled beats in music history - commanding attention with its powerful rhythm and hypnotizing groove.
Led Zeppelin IV continues to influence generations of musicians. Led Zeppelin’s influence and scope are so overwhelming that it can be difficult to fully grasp their revolutionary impact since much of the ensuing music drew heavily from their style. Its masterful arrangement of heaviness, melody, and energy makes it one of the greatest rock albums ever - a timeless masterpiece that never loses charm.
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Not as rock as The White Stripes, less British than the Arctic Monkeys, more pop than the Killers but not psychedelic like The Velvet Underground - The Strokes are in a league of their own. Anyone who’s heard “The Adults Are Talking” or “Reptilia” may be familiar with Julian Casablancas’ band with NYC roots, but their mainstream stray from their indie beginnings has left me wondering: “Is This It” for The Strokes?
As any early-2000s garage band would have dreamed, The Strokes signed with RCA Records and released their first studio album in 2001, only three years after their formation. Is This It is widely accepted as their greatest release, especially due to the classic Strokes songs “Someday” and “Last Nite.” As it hit #33 on the Billboard Top 200 List at the time of its release, listeners rejoiced in the band’s authentic post-punk sound and guitarcentered background tracks, most notably, Albert Hammond Jr.’s guitar solo in “The Modern Age.” However, my personal favorite track has to be “Soma.”
Their second album, Room on Fire, was not as widely loved as the first, possibly because it lacked energy or more polished vocal quality. You can tell that they leaned away from their authentically low-budget roots. Nonetheless, without Room on Fire, we wouldn’t have been blessed with “12:51,” arguably one of their most underrated songs. This nostalgia-inducing, catchy and almost joyful beat doesn’t mesh with their typically angsty or alternative releases, but the lyrics “talk to me now I’m older, your friend told me cause I told her,” can really get
Two years later, in 2005, their album First Impressions of Earth dropped, and all I have to say for it is “meh.” Sure, “Juicebox” is (weirdly) groovy, but “Red Light” and “Razorblade” fall short of superb.
Their real greatness didn’t return until six years later, when they released my all-time favorite of the band’s albums: Angles. This is by far their poppiest recording, but I’m not mad at it. Two of my most-played songs come from this album, the undeniably awesome “Machu Picchu” and the addictive “Under Cover of Darkness.” A hidden gem from Angles and their subsequent release Comedown Machine, “You’re So Right” and “Call It Fate, Call it Karma” are tear-jerking must-listens. They most recently produced The New Abnormal in 2020, featuring the ultra-loved “The Adults Are Talking” and “Ode To The Mets.”
I interviewed EHS senior and selfproclaimed “Strokes Lover” Carson Kotlarz to hear his hot takes on the band. His favorite album? Room on Fire, to which I say, “Maybe?” His most scorching opinion is that the band members’ side-projects are all sub-par. These include The Strokes spin-off band The Voidz, along with Julian Casablancas’ and Albert Hammond Jr.’s solo projects. His advice to the band: “Always stay together and keep making more music.”
Whether your view on The Strokes is “Between Love & Hate” or its “Hard To Explain” how you feel about them, it’s undeniable that they have some stellar songs on their discography and could have even more if they paid homage to their indie roots for the next release.
Catherine’s Cinema
CATHERINE MILLER Staff Writer
History was made at the Oscars this year with Flow, an independent animation film, which won for best animated feature film. It was running against big name movies like Inside Out 2 and The Wild Robot, yet it’s no surprise this charming movie won over the hearts of the academy.
The film follows the protagonist Cat, a black cat, as he encounters different obstacles of nature like rain, floods, and other animals. Without words, it can convey and create for the audience a deep emotional connection with the characters. Cat faces fear as he watches everything he once found safe wash away. It is a story about friendship and trust yet reveals the scary.
And, because the 84-minute movie is completely wordless, it relies wholeheartedly on music and animal expressions to convey emotions, a truly outstanding characteristic. There are many unique features of the film, including its origins. It was made completely on the animation software Blender, which is used for more independent film creators. Flow’s Oscar win was not just big for the film itself but also for all independent film and filmmakers. Independent films are historically pushed down by big name Hollywood pictures, so one win for this lovely film is a win for all independent filmmakers worldwide. If A Dog’s Purpose upset you, this film might not be the best watch. I still highly recommend watching Flow, as it is an adorable and charming emotional roller coaster.
Houston Rodeo draws large crowds
LIZ BURKE Staff Writer
Every year, the Houston Rodeo brings together people from all over Texas for three weeks of fun, music, and competition. This year, the event will take place from March 4-23, at NRG Park.
Known as the biggest rodeo in the world, it’s an event where you can watch exciting rodeo events, enjoy concerts from famous artists, eat great food, and have fun at the carnival.
The rodeo competitions are the heart of the event, featuring world-class bull riding, barrel racing, tie-down roping, and bronc riding, as top cowboys and cowgirls compete for huge prizes and championship titles. With its reputation for showcasing the best talent in the sport, the
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lineup is stacked with some of the biggest names in music. Fans can look forward to performances from country music stars such as Luke Bryan, Parker McCollum, and Riley Green, as well as pop and rock crossover acts like Post Malone and AJR. With concerts held nightly, every visit to
the rodeo offers a chance to see a top-tier musical act.
Food is another major attraction, with vendors serving up classic Texas barbecue, fried delicacies, and creative new flavors that have become a signature of the event.
The massive carnival, filled with thrilling rides, games, and family-friendly attractions, makes the Houston Rodeo a fun experience for all ages. With a mix of tradition, competition, and entertainment, the 2025 Houston Rodeo promises to be another unforgettable event, celebrating the spirit of Texas and the excitement of rodeo culture.
Houston Rodeo attracts competitors from across the country, all hoping to make their mark in one of the most prestigious of rodeo events.
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Directors and creators of the film, Flow, at the Oscars. Photos courtesy of imdb.com and apnews.com.
The Houston Rodeo was March 4-23. Photo courtesy of etsn.fm.
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The Strokes are from New York City. They were formed in 1998. Photo courtesy of nytimes.com.
ALL THINGZ fashion
DARIA MASSEY Staff Writer
On March 3, 2025, the 97th Academy Awards were hosted at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. I was thoroughly impressed with this year’s looks, with many of my favorites being from Dior and Givenchy.
I had two personal standouts from the night: Timothée Chalamet in Givenchy and Monica Barbaro in Dior. Chalamet turned heads in a custom, monochromatic butter yellow Givenchy suit. He has certainly caused a stir with his fashion choices during his recent red-carpet moments in promotion for his new movie, A Complete Unknown, a Bob Dylan biopic, but this has to be my favorite look so far. Chalamet definitely confirmed that butter yellow is here to stay for the spring. Barbaro, nominated for her supporting role in A Complete Unknown, dazzled in a beautiful Dior gown featuring a light
pink corseted skirt and a sequined bust. The look was perfectly complemented by a gorgeous Bulgari diamond necklace and matching earrings.
Ariana Grande absolutely blew me away with her two Schiaparelli gowns. She wore a voluminous pink gown on the red carpet and then a custom red sequined dress for her performance with co-star Cynthia Erivo, whose dresses I also adored. Both dresses paid tribute to her character Glinda from Wicked, as well as to the Oz Universe. Her unique red gown even featured a design element at the back of the neck symbolizing Dorthy’s iconic ruby slippers. I was beyond excited when designer Paul Tazewell won the award for Best Costume for his outstanding work on Wicked
The fashion at this year’s Oscars was nothing short of spectacular, with each star showcasing his or her own authentic style on the red carpet while effortlessly incorporating elements from the films.
Muslims world-wide observe the Islamic holiday of Ramadan
ANYA PANT Managing Editor
As the crescent moon signals the beginning of Ramadan, millions of Muslims around the world begin a month of fasting, prayer, and reflection. This annual observance, falling on the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, holds deep spiritual significance, celebrating the revelation of the Quran to the Prophet Muhammad.
From dawn to dusk, those who participate in Ramadan abstain from food, drink, and other physical exertion, focusing rather on spiritual growth and discipline. The pre-dawn meal is known as Suhoor
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Born and raised in the city of Taichung, Kate Liang never imagined life would take her to North America. Her home, Taiwan, is a tiny island, nearly eight times smaller than Texas, located off the coast of mainland China. Ms. Liang lived a relatively normal life within its borders, graduating university in 2006 and working as an event planner soon after. Though she was content in Taiwan, Ms. Liang described a spirit of adventure that the island’s small nature cultivates in its people. Always looking for new opportunities, Taiwanese natives are prone to travel and, in Ms. Liang’s case, study abroad.
Ms. Liang attended Sam Houston State for graduate school in 2007, eventually obtaining a degree in Education. She came to EHS in 2015 to teach Chinese. Her presence at EHS has been integral in keeping its Chinese program afloat, and she’s been a supportive figure for many students across her decade long tenure. However, attuning to her community didn’t come instantly. Like many immigrants, cultural discrepancies proved difficult. Ms. Liang ran into several challenges, including relationships. She noted that American’s tend to prioritize
family while keeping their friendships confined to certain spaces. There are work friends, school friends, church friends, etc, but in Taiwan, friendships extend outside their respective areas. Ms. Liang initially had issues understanding boundaries as Taiwan hosts an incredibly open culture while her new country seemed keen on privacy. Ms. Liang also found American work culture to be in stark contrast with her homeland’s. Taiwan possesses a strict hierarchy with bosses heavily removed from their employees. At EHS, however, Ms. Liang enjoys the close relationships she shares with higher ups, which fosters a sense of support throughout her job. She finds American workplaces uphold connection and better work hours compared to the sometimes overly competitive environments in Taiwan.
Despite the differences, Ms. Liang believes that both cultures have aspects they could learn from each other. She believes Taiwan’s emphasis on high academic achievement and robust trust system could benefit American society while America’s creative and outgoing approach to schooling might improve Taiwan. Today, she incorporates both cultures into her daily life, encouraging education through her career and exercising Western comradery with coworkers and neighbors.
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and it helps to sustain individuals throughout the day of fasting while the evening meal, Iftar, brings together family and community to break the fast. Beyond the fasting component, Ramadan is also a period of increased devotion and prayer. Many Muslims engage in prayers called Taraweeh or strive to read the Quran. Additionally, participating in acts of charity plays a crucial role as generosity and compassion is shown as communities organize food drives and donation efforts to those who are less fortunate.
Ramadan concludes with a joyful holiday named Eid, marking the end of fasting. Families and communities will gather for special prayers, feasts, and the giving of Zakat al Fitr, which is a form of charity that ensures everyone can partake in Eid. When asked about her experience participating in Ramadan, senior Zaina Zaidi notes, “Ramadan for me is one of my favorite times in the year. It always seems hard at first, but when I get used to fasting, this month becomes reflective and serves as a reminder to always be grateful. One of my favorite parts of Ramadan are the weekends because I am able to attend the nighttime prayer (Taraweeh) and later eat Suhoor, the food eaten during the night, with my friends and family. Overall, Ramadan is such a holy month for me that all ends with my favorite holiday: Eid!” As this holy month continues, it serves as a reminder of the power of faith and discipline, and the beauty that can be found in different cultural traditions.
If you’re looking for the freshest seafood in town, you seriously cannot miss Clark’s Oyster Bar on the corner of West Alabama and Montrose. With additional locations in Aspen, Austin, Dallas, and Montecito, Clark’s never fails to impress with its impeccable selection of fresh oysters from Canada, Maine, and other regions.
The lobster roll is arguably the best in Houston, as well as the must-have skinny fries. Clark’s is also well-known for its crudo, daily fish specials, clam chowder, and, of course, burgers. My personal favorites are definitely the crab cake and New England clam chowder. And for dessert, the key lime pie is perfection.
The design of the restaurant is airy and
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vibrant, with light blue accents adding to the coastal vibe. The spacious interior accommodates both walk-ins and reservations, and it features two patios for outdoor dining. Easily the highlight of the restaurant, the marble topped oyster bar really makes Clark’s stand out. In addition to the patio, dining area, and oyster bar, there is also a private room available for special occasions and events.
The service is not only quick and efficient but also exceptionally friendly. The staff go out of their way to ensure a welcoming and satisfying dining experience, always with a smile. The food also arrives promptly, but never sacrifices quality for speed.
Clark’s has quickly become a favorite of mine, and I could not recommend it enough to anyone who is seeking a lively atmosphere and fantastic oysters.
Cynthia Erivo shows off her gorgeous gown on the Oscars Red Carpet. Photo courtesy of Los Angeles Times.
Father and son pray during Ramadan. Photo courtesy of CNN.com.
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Deans ban slang to curb brain rot epidemic
(APA) As Episcopal High School continues to grow and evolve, administrators are implementing a new policy aimed at enhancing students’ vocabulary and verbal communication skills. Beginning next school year, EHS will officially ban all “brain rot” words— internet slang which has permeated student conversations.
After months of observation, faculty and staff have raised concerns over students’ increasing reliance on these phrases, particularly among underclassmen, who reportedly struggle to form complete sentences without inserting at least one indecipherable term like “rizz,” “sus,” or “skibidi.” Teachers claim this trend has negatively impacted classroom discussions, writing assignments, and even casual interactions. Some report that students often respond to questions with slang instead of
thoughtful answers, making it difficult to engage in meaningful dialogue.
Under the new policy, students caught using banned slang will first receive a warning. A second violation will result in a meeting with school administrators, and after a third offense, students will be sent to the Discipline Council, where they may face a Saturday detention or suspension.
The list of prohibited words will be posted on the EHS website and be given to new students during orientation. Teachers hope that eliminating these terms from daily conversations will encourage students to express themselves more thoughtfully.
Students are enraged, citing Cicero’s warning, “the more harsh the laws, the more corrupt the state” The student union announced protests will start in May.
School to require students to give up phones for entire day
(NEA) In a revolutionary move to eradicate all traces of what are known as “pocket monsters,” the enemy of learning in the medical world, EHS will begin enforcing the mandatory use of Yondr pouches - resourceful fabric prisons designed to lock away cell phones, hoping to curb the screen addiction in the school’s learning environment. Administration and faculty realized cell phones were a problem when they observed students who were separated from their constant tech companions. Without their phones for less than five minutes, students were seen air-typing, swiping, and smiling into their hands with bleary-eyed abandon. When questioned, students shared they had experienced withdrawal symptoms - profuse sweating,
anxiety, and general unhappiness..
It was determined following medical professionals’ analysis that drastic measures needed to be taken, especially since students were engaging in reckless behaviors such as staring at their empty hands, asking others for the time, and laughing at their graphing calculators
The Yondr pouches work by sealing phones inside a locked sleeve, which can only be opened at designated unlocking stations with faculty supervision.
Teachers, however, are thrilled with this change. They look forward to having their students’ attention. As the pouches are launched, it remains to be seen what the reaction will be.
EHS to switch athletic conferences
(ESPN) With talk of the new bell schedule for the next school year taking the forefront of campus conversations, even more changes are coming to Episcopal High School. Among a multitude of solutions provided by a consulting firm to improve the school year, such as the daily schedule, EHS has also decided to implement another of the group’s recommendations - drop out of the Southwest Preparatory Conference.
After several discussions, the Episcopal High School administration decided to join the Greater Houston Private School Athletic Conference considering the academic change. Though non-conference schedules will still include former SPC partners like Kinkaid and St. John’s, it is believed that this will be for the greater good and fit best with the new daily
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Houston Rodeo will transition to Waco
(CC) Every family in Houston is aware of the festivities that take place during the Houston Rodeo every year in March. The Rodeo has been a staple in Houston culture for decades, but sadly, this year will be its last.
The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo announced that due to budget cuts and other various reasons, the rodeo will be moved to Waco at McLane Stadium (Baylor University’s home stadium) starting in the spring of 2026 and will take the name The Waco Livestock Show and Rodeo. This news has shocked the Houston community, and many families, donors, and vendors are upset.
One reason for the move is Waco’s location.
Houston is a big metropolitan area, and cattle owners have had complaints about the lengthy commute from the hill country into Houston. With gas prices constantly fluctuating, it can often be costly
to Waco, well known for its Western feel, and hold its inaugural event in March of 2026. CowboyLife.
to drive livestock into the city.
Another reason for the move is due to entertainment. Many have noticed a steady decline in talent brought into Houston to perform. At its peak, the Rodeo was bringing in big names like Elvis, and now can only seem to get talents like AJR. The move to Waco is a choice taken in hopes of attracting more “big names” to the quaint community.
A plus for this move will be the change to the annual “trail ride” that commences the Rodeo.
Many Houston residents complain yearly about the traffic caused by such tradition. With this move to Waco, less people will be affected and less roads will have to close.
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experiments with Greek life to strengthen student unity
(Figi) As a new initiative to encourage bonding among the underclassmen, EHS has decided to introduce Greek Life to the school. Starting in the 2025-2026 school year, once the VPAC building has finished construction, new land will start to be paved in order to make way for brand new fraternity and sorority houses.
EHS will do summer rush before the school year starts to help facilitate bonding among underclassmen. Sorority Rush will last about a week and attendance is mandatory every day if students want a chance at a top sorority. The days will start at 6:00am and end between 6:00-7:00pm. Dressing to impress is key so students are encourage to dial up the fashion and truly express themselves. The freshmen PNM’s will go through 5 rounds of recruitment to find their forever sisters. The sororities on campus will be Gamma Epsilon Tau,
Pi Rho Alpha, Nu Kappa, and Epsilon Delta. As for Fraternity Rush, it will consist of two rounds and each day will last about an hour. PNM’s can come dressed in any attire. The only requirement to get into a fraternity is to have above a 1.5 GPA. The brothers at EHS will now be the people who oversee events such as Homecoming, Cotillion, and Prom. Each year, one fraternity is assigned to these events and oversees their execution. The fraternities on campus will be Tau Heta Epsilon, Rho Alpha Delta, Kappa Upsilon Epsilon, and Iota Sigma Heta.
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Cut: In this season of Tough Guy, the good doctor prescribes a heavy workload while breeding frustration among his staff. In a shocking but oh-so-habitual series of Orwellian edicts, careers will be destroyed, alliances will be broken, and those in need will feel the effects of rabid hubris. Buckle up and witness the carnage in this season of change. Guest starring Bob Matthews as plastic pizza saver, Tabish Virani as bike rack, Courtney Lindloff as Ophelia Payne, and special guest star Katie Samson reprises her Emmy-winning role as Mandy Lifeboats.
Two EHS faculty members lauded as underground SoundCloud rappers
schedule due to the young conference’s flexible schedule.
The GHPSAC is predicted to flourish throughout the years and double in size by 2027. Although made up of a few lesser-known schools of questionable athletic proficiency, present membership should look familiar to the Knights program. St. Francis Episcopal, Lycée International de Houston, Genesis Christian School, School of the Woods, and Holy Spirit Episcopal are some of the new rivals awaiting EHS. Holy Spirit is presently a K8 institution that believes it can compete at the private high school level until its rise to K12 status in a few years. Brand new schools are joining monthly, and EHS administrators have high expectations for the Knights in the GHPSAC.
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New federal regulations force school to change classic red velvet cookies
(FDA) A recent ruling by the U.S Food and Drug Administration has officially banned red dye No. 3 based on its carcingoenic properties.
The banning of red dye No.3 will go into full effect on Jan 15, 2027, the deadline for manufacturers to reformulate their products. This will affect the American food scene across all sectors, including EHS’ cafeteria. Red velvet cookies have been a school favorite for years, but they face an unpopular future. Red dye No. 3 is a key component in creating the red velvet cookie’s signature shade. Given the recent ban, red velvet cookies will be taken off the lunchtime menu for the 20252026 school year and onwards. Students don’t have to worry though, as there are plans to replace the red velvet cookies with new white velvet cookies.
These baked goods will feature no artificial dyes, taking on a minimalist approach to dessert time with white dough, white chocolate, and white egg yolks to ensure its purity of color.
The introduction of white velvet cookies comes alongside a wave of dye related changes at EHS.
Pepperoni pizza will now feature organic anchovies due to the deli meat’s red dye No. 3 content.
In addition, Buffalo mac and cheese will be exchanged for BBQ mac and cheese because tabasco sauce will also disappear under the new ban. These new menu items mean increased workloads for the cafeteria staff as they continue to ensure the health of every EHS student.
Mr. Bradshaw embraces added position on campus
(AP) Episcopal High School economics instructor
Alan Bradshaw will assume an additional role during the 2025-2026 contract season. The recently created position will rely on his knowledge and skills during its initial launch..
Bradshaw, whose stint in the History Department at his alma mater has spanned over a decade, becomes the school’s first Duty Manager. When asked about his additional title moving forward in his educational career, Bradshaw grinned, “This is a huge lateral step for me.”
The job, as outlined in Human Resources docu-
ments, offers a diverse list of responsibilities, from facilities-based tasks to residentual enterprises, and will tax his already busy schedule. Each task has historically been ignored or irregularly tended to, prompting the position’s creation.
“We recognized the need,” said an unnamed administrator, “and tagged Bradshaw as the logical choice to launch this initiative. The timing could not have been better – we required a dependable individual. It was a no-brainer.”
Beginning in August, Bradshaw will don his Episcoblue romper and bring his brand of institutional change to the campus. First up, a twicea-day feeding of the Convent cat, Shadow, with a minimum of five “Good Kitty”s. Early mornings are comprised of changing out ribbons in all manual typewriters, delivering telegraphs to intended recipients, and emptying the change box in all campus pay phones.
Afternoons call for checking the ink drum on the mimeograph machines, retrieving and charging all administrators’ pagers, and updating the EHS MySpace account, all while continuing to instruct and work with student-athletes.
The new EHS Duty Manager projects confidence, though he is quick to voice his hopes that the community is patient with his new endeavor. “Most things come easy to me ... once I get around to doing them. I don’t expect this to be different,” said Bradshaw. “I welcome the challenge. Instead of just bears and bulls, I am adding a cat. Animals are animals.”
(MTV) Curious about the double lives of our beloved teachers, The Knight Times investigative team took it upon themselves to find some answers and unearth the secret lives of its educators. Under the guise of investigative journalism, reporters spent a week stalking ten teachers. What was uncovered was nothing short of extraordinary: two teachers living double lives as underground SoundCloud rappers.
Operating under aliases Cod the Mighty and Viranimal, Mr. Michael Codrington and Mr. Tabish Virani have been crafting lyrical masterpieces after hours. The duo credits Hamilton, Three 6 Mafia, Eminem, and 2Pac as leading influences. The pair has quietly amassed a following of nearly 600,000 monthly listeners, including many EHS faculty. While some students are still in disbelief, others are fully embracing this revelation.“Honestly, when I first heard that Mr. Virani was actually the Viranimal, I wasn’t even surprised,” added student Brooks Edwards, “I mean, I always suspected he had bars.”
But not everyone is thrilled. Enter Bonin, EHS’s very own SoundCloud prodigy, aka Ronin Ballesteros, who publicly accused the pair of stealing his flow. According to Bonin, the duo’s latest album Metaphor Melody bears an uncanny resemblance to his bars.“It’s like they’ve been listening to my stuff and just changed a couple words,” Bonin argued. “I’m still the king of SoundCloud.”
However, the pair is set to dethrone the self-proclaimed king. Following the accusations, Cod The Mighty and Viranimal challenged Bonin to a rap battle at the next school pep rally. The winner will earn the rights to perform at an SPC football halftime show during the 2025 fall season.
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Junior Research switches grades
(UPI) A long-standing academic tradition designed for students to demonstrate their reading and analysis skills, Junior Research will be receiving a few fundamental changes before next fall. After the English Department reached consensus, it has been officially announced that in the 25-26 school year, Junior Research will be switching grade levels, becoming an activity for rising tenth graders. Sophomore Research’s main instigator was English II Honors teacher Mr. Bob Matthews. He started a petition to switch Junior Research’s demographic this September, saying it is something he has always thought of doing during his 20-year tenure at the school.
“It just got boring,” claimed Mr. Matthews, who proposed additional changes. These include a change in grade-weight from the previous 20% to 25% of the sophomores’ final English grades, and the participants going from reading two novels over the summer to three. A tentative opportunity
next year
that Mr. Matthews also proposed: one of the sophomore’s three books may be replaced with a deep dive into any Radiohead album.
This tweak in English curriculum has received mixed reviews and questions from the faculty and staff. Of particular note, Episcopal’s current tenth graders will never have the opportunity to participate.
“I’m stoked,” says sophomore Gwen Leach. “This switch is the greatest change they could have made.”
Not all students agree, however, like nior Kate Lahoti, who shared, “That’s totally unfair. Why did my grade have to do it but not the one below mine? Like, who even came up with that?” On this, Mr. Matthews declined to comment. Despite the backlash, Sophomore Research will begin next year as planned. Students are encouraged to contact Mr. Matthews with any questions about this exciting opportunity’s upcoming changes.
Mr. Bradshaw greets long time Convent cat Shadow in his additional role as Duty Manager. Associated Press.
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fraternity rush, senior Matthew Mithoff wishes he had had the opportunity to experience Greek life while in high school. Panhellenic.
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Having amassed a huge following of listeners on SoundCloud and Rap Genius, Mr. Codrington and Mr. Virani have been spinning stories of their life in the B-building while offering a peek into their thoughts, struggles, and triumphs. The rappers beats
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World in Review
A great deal has been said, both in the news and the internet, about USAID and Elon Musk’s DOGE’s drastic budget cuts. Now as the dust settles, Secretary of State Marco Rubio has stated around 83% of USAID programs have been cut. What really is USAID, and are these cuts warranted?
The United States Agency for International Development, USAID, is a sub-agency under the Department of State that delivers financial aid to developing countries in the form of education, infrastructure, health, disaster relief, and economic development. USAID is one of America’s best methods of imposing soft power around the globe.
The US’s foreign reputation among much of the third world, especially after Iraq, is not spectacularly trustworthy, but aid projects when done right can build those connections abroad, crucial in a time of an increasingly multipolar world. China, outside of their immediate neighborhood, has made a global show of soft power over the last two decades. Under the Belt and Road initiative, by investing billions in foreign infrastructure, China has asserted itself as a global partner for trade, such as in the Panama Canal.
Developing other countries has its own benefits for the United States beyond just building goodwill. Global health initiatives can help stop the spread of a potential pandemic before it can reach the US, the importance of which was clearly illuminated by COVID. Countries that have funding and assistance in developing infrastructure are also less likely to spiral into wars that draw the US in, which is often a more costly affair.
Now it would be dishonest to pretend USAID is perfectly inefficient - quite the contrary. The unstable nature of the countries’ funding means inevitably some or most of the dollars will be pocketed by local corrupt officials. In other cases, lack of knowledge of the complexities of another country on the part of USAID employees can mean money goes down the drain in places it will not help.
Many Americans when surveyed say that they would want US foreign aid to be cut down significantly. However, most also wildly overestimate the money given to USAID. While the average estimate for what percent of the budget is spent on foreign aid is around 25%, the real figure is 0.7% - USAID only making up the nonmilitary part.
There exists a long list of false or misrepresented claims regarding USAID projects. A claim that $600 million was spent on sushi for staff turned out to have originated from a satire account. Elon Musk himself retweeted entirely false stories that millions were spent on a celebrity trip to Ukraine. The sheer flood of stories of varying truth makes it incredibly difficult for any passive reader to make sense and research every one by themselves, benefiting simple narratives
Another problem is that lawmakers and the public alike lack enough information to evaluate the value of projects and thus dismiss them. Though not USAID, one multimillion dollar project that was claimed to be turning rats “transgender” was studying the health effects of hormone treatments often used for menopause, potentially very important for cancer and other disease treatments. Funding for supporting equity abroad is easily dismissed as woke DEI, but in countries where women do not have basic rights, ethnic groups are discriminated against regularly, and sexual minorities are under violent threat; these are not remotely comparable to American identity politics.
The Supreme Court has upheld a lower federal court’s order to halt the mass firing, stopping DOGE’s work, at least for now. Yet irreparable damage has still been done, especially with regard to vaccinations abroad. This rapid series of events over the past months set a worrying precedence for both Elon Musk’s plans for other federal bureaucracies like the Department of Education and a new foreign policy for the next four years. Campbell Richardson
In the medical science field, new innovations are flying out at a more rapid pace than ever before. However, few of these advancements hold as much promise for the future as 3D bioprinting. Bioprinting is the process of creating functional human organs using a combination of living cells, biomaterials, and innovative technology. For patients who are in need of an organ transplant, this tech can mean the difference between life and death. If this technology seems so amazing and futuristic, why hasn’t it been more commonly incorporated in patient care? What is the catch? While this technology seems like the perfect solution, the heavy ethical implications of such tech can weigh down the desire to use it.
To understand why there is controversy around bioprinting, it is important to understand the process behind it. The first step involves creating a digital file using the patients’ cells for the printer to recreate it. The researcher then sets the parameters in the printer and starts the print. The “bioink” will be extruded in the desired shape of whatever organ it is recreating. The structure is then built by projecting a pattern of light onto the bioink, which will form the desired shape by moving the print arm. Developing different types of 3D tissue models requires researchers to use different cells, bioinks, and equipment.
Aside from the controversy, 3D bioprinting is incredibly useful. One of the most popular uses is cost effective drug development. Many current studies rely on using living subjects, usually animals. This method is inconvenient and expensive for companies, not to mention at times cruel to the animals. Bioprinted tissue can be used in early-stage drug development to provide a far more ethical and cost-effective solution. Using the bioprinted tissue can help
researchers determine a drug candidates’ efficacy sooner. Additionally, bioprinted organs would be a tremendous improvement for organ donors/receivers. Currently, patients must wait years to receive the help they needed yesterday due to the lengthy organ donation list. Even when people are lucky enough to receive an organ, there is a constant risk of organ rejection. With 3D bioprinting, a patient’s own cells could be used to create a custom- made organ, drastically reducing rejection risks while making transplants more accessible to those who might have rare conditions.
However, the practice of 3D bioprinting has a range of ethical concerns that surround it. If scientists can perfect technology to print entire organs, what is stopping us from printing entire human bodies. While this might seem like some far-fetched futuristic fantasy, it is a very real moral debate that scientists are having at the present. The practice of 3D printing an individual can raise some serious questions about the humanity of the creation. Would a 3D printed person be considered a human? Would they have emotions or just be like biological machines? As technology continues to take shape more in the future, hopefully these lines will become less blurry. Additionaly, if 3D printed organs become available to the public, who will receive them first? Will they be reserved for the wealthier class, or will they go to whoever is first on the waitlist?
While this technology comes with ethical concerns, the positive impact it can have on the world of medicine is too large to discount. Hopefully, as technology gets more sophisticated and scientists learn more about the implications of this technology on society, we will have clearer answers to the pressing questions and challenges that inevitably accompany it in the near future.
The rise of ‘Industry Plants’ impacts the authenticity of music
CAROLINE JOHNSON Opinions Editor
Is the music industry authentic anymore? In a reality where nepotism accusations can ruin any public figure’s reputation, those who appear to have an upper hand in the music industry due to family connections or bribery have been deemed “industry plants.” More specifically, those who find success quickly, whether recognized for real talent or not, and paint themselves a humble or “self-made” image while taking advantage of resources like record labels, fall under the “industry plant” umbrella. This term, a sort of conspiracy theory, has been attached to the reputations of numerous successful musicians, most notably Lana Del Rey. While some, like Del Rey, should not be receiving the backlash they are, for most, their misleading stories deserve to be called out.
It’s hard to find new music with the same genuine feel as in the early 2000s and before. Take Jimmy Eat Word, for instance - top rock band in the US from their 90s’ formation until 2007. Their ultra-famous album Bleed American and its Billboard number one song “The Middle” ruled the charts and radios. Their iconic alternative punk rock sound was unmatched, but their most recent release, a cover of “Telepath,” sounds boring and almost plastic-y, ulti-
mately demonstrating the band’s loss of originality. This is a common theme among this decade’s music.
One of the most widely known industry plants is the vocalist Clairo. She has branded herself as a small, indie artist from humble beginnings. Take the lyrics to her song “Alewife.” Her father, Geoff Cottrill, is the former chief marketing officer of Converse and its record label Rubber Tracks and is vice-chair of the Grammy Foundation. His connections in the music industry allowed him to get Clairo interviewed by MTV, among dozens of other media companies after the release of her first EP. Her underdog persona, complete with the release of her own SoundCloud recordings from her childhood, is only a façade. She has had the funding, support, and resources from the beginning of her career; her demure appearance was cultivated by her management.
A second, but disputed example, are the children of actor Will Smith: Willow and Jaden Smith. Jaden has often been criticized for his abundance of privilege and confidence but lack of talent, like when he said that he doesn’t relate to kids his age because they don’t think about the environment enough. In the public eye, this is definitely nepo behavior. His sister, who uses the stage name WILLOW, on the other hand, has demonstrated real musical
ability, using her new name and band The Anxiety to distance herself from her father’s influence on her career, most notably through her song “Wait A Minute!”
After the success of her song “Bury a Friend” in 2018, Billie Eilish received industry plant accusations via social media. However, her story is truly self-made, as her first releases were recorded with her brother Finneas in their childhood home.
On a similar note, Pheobe Bridgers is under the same scrutiny. Known for her excessively moody music with no real point, it is likely that her rise to fame was only due to her part in the band boygenius. She clapped back at accusatory tweets by attacking the music group The Strokes, claiming that they were obviously industry plants. The Strokes, led by Julian Casa-
blancas, have an esteemed discography and are recognized as one of the best indie groups of their time, but is it possible that their tremendously famous record label RCA pushed them toward success? Are they actually industry plants? I say no. Sometimes, you have to separate the art from the artist (or the music from the musician). Yes, industry plants are a real problem in the music world, and their numbers only multiply greatly as nepotism becomes a growing issue. On one hand, if you have great talent, does it really matter how it gets recognized? But in the end, fake personas and meticulously crafted characters are not a great way to sell a record. In order for music to be back to its raw, authentic self again, industry plants have to be discredited.
Billie Eilish sings at Pukkelpop music festival in Belgium. Clairo performs at her concert. Photos by triplepundit.com and clairopedia.fandom.com.
Opinions
The
unseen struggles of caregivers
SIMONA KARNANI Copy
Editor
Trapped. Hopeless. Lonely. Jess and Ryan Ronne are constantly in survival mode after their miracle baby, Lucas, survived severe hydrocephalus. However, survival does not equate to freedom for Lucas Ronne. He cannot eat, bathe, or move on his own. After suffering a stroke in utero, his birth seemed unlikely. However, his parents took the leap of faith. When Lucas took his first breath, his parents unknowingly stepped into new roles as they were thrown into the endless cycle of caregiving.
The dictionary defines a caregiver as a person who provides direct care. Such a definition does not encapsulate the responsibility a caregiver undertakes let alone the hidden deterioration the commitment causes. Essentially, once you venture down the caregiving path, you are signing an unwritten contract to maintain the well-being of an individual for life. In the documentary Unseen, which follows the story of the Ronne family, the focus switches from the patient to the caretaker. Sandra Scheinbaum, the founder of the “Functional Medicine Coaching Academy,” explained that when a profession’s sole purpose is to provide for others, personal needs are overlooked to avoid being “self-indulgent.”
Caregivers, like the Ronnes, are the hidden backbone of the medical industry. The AARP estimates that family caregivers provide “unpaid care worth $600 billion” more than the US out-of-pocket healthcare costs (Jenkins AARP).
A caregiver parallels a struggling high school student, but without summer break
and higher stakes. Just as high schoolers sacrifice sleep and health for academics or sports, caregivers give up their careers, well-being, and sense of normalcy for their patients. Unlike students who are chasing an end goal, caregivers aren’t recognized for their work.
Journalists at Cleveland Clinic found that when caregivers dedicate all their time toward their commitment, they are at risk for burnout. More than 60% of caregivers, formal or informal, experience symptoms of burnout. For Jess Ronne, who was forced into a situation of caregiving, she felt the need to do and sacrifice everything in the fear of “failing everyone.” Her life ground to a halt - the steering wheel taken from her hands. Pediatric psychologist Colleen Driscoll describes this feeling as having your identity masked all while grieving your past idea of ‘normal.’
Caregivers like Jess take on a hidden dual role. 70% of working caregivers reported suffering work-related difficulties. Unlike medical professionals, caregivers don’t work shifts. Ronne worked around the clock, forcing both parents to leave their jobs. A study conducted by the AARP Public Policy Institute cited 69% of working caregivers took unpaid leave or reduced hours due to their caregiving, halting their source of income. Accenture and Harvard Business School’s project details the damper caregiving puts on providers during prime working years. This leaves no room for advancement and affects their futures.
Living the harsh realities of the caregiving profession, Ronne decided to highlight the real superheroes: caregivers. More than simply parents, they are round-the-clock nurses, doctors, and an anchor all in one.
The truths of the diamond industry
PAIGE
Staff Writer
The diamond industry, valued at over $80 billion annually, plays a significant role in the global economy. More than half of the diamonds in the industry are mined in Africa, supporting the high demand in many countries like the US, UAE, and Belgium. Although these rare jewels are regarded as symbols of luxury and status, their origins are not quite as glamorous.
In regions like Africa, the industry has long been associated with human-rights violations, including child labor and the exploitation of workers. These mining operations often operate in harsh conditions with miners subjected to low wages and dangerous environments. The source of the problem starts with artisanal miners who typically use basic tools and labor-intensive techniques.
The exploitation of artisanal miners is rooted in the inequalities of the global diamond market. Artisanal miners make up 20% of the world’s diamond production, generating around $16 billion a year. However, despite the huge sums of money these independent workers generate, they only receive around $1 per day, as intermediaries and middlemen often take a significant portion of their profit. Their working conditions are also extremely dangerous, since they have no access to proper equipment and are not adequately prepared to work in deep tunnels and mines, which have a high risk of cave-ins. Long-term health problems from constant exposure to lead, arsenic, cobalt, and other metals are rampant. In addition, child labor runs rampant in these mines. An estimated one million
The arrow of time: Direction and time travel
ALEX GONZALES Staff Writer
The arrow of time is one of the most fundamental aspects of reality, which shapes our experience of the past, present, and future. The arrow of time means that time is asymmetric - it can only move in one direction. The directionality of time is tied to physics, thermodynamics, and causality, which holds significant implications for whether time travel is possible and if the past, present, and future are equally real.
The most accepted explanation for the arrow of time comes from the second law of ther-modynamics, which states that entropy always increases in a closed system. This explains why some processes are irreversible. For example, why do we remember the past but not the future, why do broken objects not reassemble, and why do we age instead of getting younger?
Although certain equations of physics, like those in Einstein’s relativity or quantum mechanics, don’t directly enforce a direction of time, the increasing entropy of the universe ensures that time moves forward on a large scale.
children are employed in small-scale mining globally, with many working in the mines in Africa. With no access to education, they are trapped in a cycle of poverty.
Once these diamonds are mined, they make their way into larger trading hubs. In these hubs, there is no distinction between diamonds sourced from large-scale industrial operations and those mined under illegal or exploitative conditions. The lack of traceability in the diamond supply chain is one of the key factors that allow this blurring of lines to persist. It is estimated that up to 50% of diamonds traded in the global market are of questionable origin, with no way to differentiate between those mined under ethical conditions and those produced in conflict zones. This shields corporations from having to take accountability for the working conditions or human rights abuses involved in artisanal mining, a sector these corporations profit from immensely. Furthermore, the industrial operations may turn a blind eye to the illegal practices occurring nearby, or even purchase diamonds from intermediaries that have been extracted through these illicit means. By doing so, corporations can maintain a steady supply of diamonds without the ethical and legal complications of direct involvement in illegal mining.
The demand for diamonds continues to drive practices, as the global diamond market is expected to surpass $100 billion by 2030. While supportive to the economy, the ethical concerns surrounding its practices remain a significant challenge. Fostering transparency and accountability within the industry is particularly important as alternatives like lab-grown diamonds gain popularity as more ethical options.
This leads to the important question of whether the arrow of time makes time travel impossible. Some solutions in theoretical physics, like closed time curves in general relativity or wormholes, allow for time loops or backward time travel. However, many physicists, including Tim Maudlin, argue that time travel is unrealistic because it contradicts the nature of time. If time has a real, singular direction, moving backward would be as nonsensical as trying to unscramble an egg. Even if time travel were mathematically possible in relativity, nature probably wouldn’t allow it, as it would require violations of causality or immense energy conditions that have never been observed.
Some physicists challenge the idea that time is fundamental. They argue that time is an emergent property of deeper physical laws, disappearing at the smallest scales. Many of these physicists support a block universe view, where past, present, and future exist simultaneously, and the flow of time is just a feature of human perception. If this were true, time travel might not be paradoxical since all moments would exist equally, and the idea of changing the past would be meaningless. Maudlin rejects this view, insisting that time’s passage is fundamental to reality, not an illusion. He argues that causality only makes sense if time moves forward. If time were simply an emergent feature, explaining why causality holds consistently across all scales of physics would be difficult. Maudlin’s perspective reinforces that the past is gone, the present is real, and the future is yet to be deter-mined.
If Maudlin is correct, the implications are both significant and intuitive. Time travel, at least going backward, is impossible because it violates the fundamental structure of time. The past is fixed, and no amount of physics can undo it. This would mean that popular ideas about alternate time lines or branching realities may have no basis in physics. The direction of time reinforces causality as a core element of the universe, ensuring that causes precede effects, and in this way, our everyday experience aligns more with Maudlin’s view than with those who argue time is an illusion.
Sports
March Madness begins
CHARLOTTE MEHNERT Staff Writer
March Madness is here. The annual men’s college basketball tournament that took place throughout March. Selection Sunday commenced the tournament on March 16, with 68 teams playing in the NCAA Tournament.
The First Four rounds took place in Dayton, Ohio, in the UD Arena from March 18-19. The first and second rounds were held across the country, from Providence, RI to Seattle WA. The Final Four will begin April 5 at the Alamodome in San Antonio. March Madness has a single elimination process; if a team loses, they
are eliminated from the tournament.
The bracket includes many different teams with various skill sets. The tournament was full of surprises and different predictions. The first four teams were Alabama St., Xavier, Mount St. Mary’s, and North Carolina. There have been many “Cinderella stories” as lower-ranked teams have beat higher ranked teams. For example, in 2022, St. Peters beat the number 2 seed, number 7 seed, and number 3 seed upsetting the bracket since they were the Number 15 seed.
The 2025 March Madness tournament will go down in history as one of the most exciting and unpredictable tournaments ever witnessed.
Esports World Cup offers various prizes for contestants
CHARLOTTE MEHNERT Staff Writer
The number of players who do esports has recently skyrocketed. Esports is a multiplayer video game that is used for competition. Esports was created in 1972 with very low popularity and had its first nationwide Space Invaders competition. After this first event, the sport increased in popularity. It is not the same as gaming. Esports is much more organized and not taken as a hobby. These players take this sport very seriously and can earn more than $206,000. Their winnings depend on their skill levels.
There is a new World Cup tournament being organized in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, which is worth more than $60 million.
This tournament offers prizes totaling $40 million to the contestants. It takes place July 3 through August 25. There are 22 games being played, including Call of Duty, FIFA, and Rocket League. Since esports is an international and ongoing sport, the number of teams allowed to enter has increased from 30 to 40. Thirtytwo spots are reserved for open signups, and there will only be eight direct invite spots. Teams are coming from all over the world, like Paris, Seoul, and Toronto. Chess has recently been added to the esports category with first place receiving $500,000. Second, third, and fourth places receive prizes as well. Esports has become a global phenomenon as its popularity continues to prove it is a legitimate and competitive sport.
Houston Texans plan upgrades for NRG Stadium facilities
KARIANA CARLSON
Staff Writer
The Houston Texans are considering a possible rebuild or renovation of their current home, NRG Stadium. NRG Stadium was built in 2002 and has been the host to the Super Bowl, the College Football National Championship, the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, and many major concerts throughout the years. In 2026, it’s scheduled to host seven of the FIFA World Cup Matches. The fraying of the stadium is not surprising, given the facility’s hectic 12-month schedule.
Mike Tomon, who sees big opportunities in the stadium redevelopment, was hired by the Houston Texans at the end of January as the new team president. He is working with Legends Project Development to drive the project that is now focused on a renovation of the stadium rather than a
Minute Maid Park renamed Daikin Park in recent deal
PAN Staff Writer
As of January 1, 2025, Minute Maid Park has officially been renamed Daikin Park, marking the beginning of a 15-year naming rights agreement with Daikin Comfort Technologies, the world’s leading manufacturer of air conditioners. The contract, set to last until 2039, marks the fourth time the stadium’s name has changed since its opening in 2000.
Originally called Enron Park, the stadium rebranded as Astros Field in 2002 for a short period of time after Enron’s bankruptcy. In the latter half of 2002, the park was renamed Minute Maid Park after the company secured a 22-year contract. During this period, the park became the backdrop of some major milestones in
baseball, including witnessing the Astros win three American League pennants. Now, more than two decades later, Daikin steps in as the most recent partner with the stadium’s naming rights, and fans are hopeful that the stadium will continue to host significant events under this new name. Daikin’s growing presence in Texas, including its sprawling HVAC manufacturing facility just outside of Houston, makes the partnership a strategic move for both the company and the Astros, as the venue will provide consistent marketing and exposure for the company while securing financial support for the Astros. While the name change represents a new chapter for the ballpark, fans can expect the same baseball experience that has made it one of the most recognizable stadiums in Major League Baseball.
The much-anticipated 2025 Men’s Clay Court Championship has returned to the River Oaks Country Club for another year. The tournament kicked off on March 29 with the first round of the qualifying matches and will conclude on April 5 with
complete tear down and redo. Houston’s current facilities are modest and slightly outdated, average or below average compared to other stadiums. Tomon’s main mission is to transform the team’s home into a revitalized football haven.
Current plans call for the videoboards to be replaced between April and July 2025. Other renovation includes painting in the upper-level suits and various hallways in the VIP lobbies. Beyond the video boards, repairs to the retractable roof and upgrades to the sound system are highly desired. In fact, new roof fabric installation began this past October with the intention of having the retractable roof fully operating before the FIFA World Cup.
These renovations aim to modernize NRG Stadium, ensuring it remains a premier venue for sports and entertainment while enhancing the game-day experience for fans.
the double’s championship, followed by the singles championship the next day.
Fans are excited to see players like 2023 champion and 2024 runner up Frances Tiafoe, 2022 champion Reilly Opelka, 2023 finalist Tomas Martin Etcheverry, and 2011 finalist and 2016 Olympic bronze medalist Kei Nishikori return to the court for another year. Eleven of the 19 players on the initial singles list have a combined 31 ATP Tour titles, promising an exciting lineup for the tournament. Tommy Paul, currently ranked No. 11, is among the highest ranked entrants, followed by Tiafoe at No. 17. The Clay Court welcomes first time participants like 19-year-old Learner Tien, 20-yearold Juncheng Shang, Adam Walton, and Eliot Spizzirri, who holds the 2023 National Player of the Year title and attended the University of Texas.
Former No.1s and champions Austin Krajicek and Rajeev Ram are fighting for a doubles championship this year, just months after winning an Olympic silver medal for Team USA. Other doubles teams include USA’s Alex Michelsen and Mackenzie McDonald and Australia’s Rinky Hijikata and Jordan Thompson, along with fifteen other teams.
Remember to tune in on ESPN3, YouTube, or Tennis TV to watch the livestream of the tournament.
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Francis Tiafoe celebrates as he advances to the 2024 US Open semifinals. Photo courtesy of usopen.org.
The 2024 Esports World Cup opening ceremony celebration, held annually in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Photo courtesy of metro.co.uk.
The change to Minute Maid Park ios striking. Photo courtesy of youtube.com..
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“What is The Radish?”
“Something that grows out of the ground”
REVEREND GILLILAND “Something you eat in a salad”
Prints Charming
Celebrity Sighting
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Cartoon by Izzie Song.
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GENESIS MOUTON “A cheesecake”
OLIVIA ANAIPAKOS “A red vegetable”
CYRUS DAVOUDI “A brown red ball”
LONDYN HOWARD
AMELIA KUSINSKI “A veggie”
JOSHUA LYNCH “An apocalypse”
MARY MARTHA RABALAIS “A root”
Junior Mary Taylor soars over the hurdles at the St. John’s track and field meet.
Photo by Kennedy Greene.
MR. SMART “Is it a vegetable?”
GARON SAMPSON “A rat”
Young Coriolanus Snow around campus
how entered The Hunger Games? Well, you aren’t far from it! That’s actually junior Jacob Holzhauser, but the two are nearly long-lost twins. After
research, investigators at The Knight Times headquarters have concluded that the probability of Jacob and President Snow being related is extremely high. Their similarity is striking, from their white-blonde, buzzed hair down to their mannerisms and facial expressions. Investigators ask that
students identify
more similarities to report it immediately. Photo by Stella Frailey.
