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Editorial Note: 2010 has arrived, and all of us here at the ARCR would like to wish you a Healthy and Happy New Year!

As we head into this year we are trying to prepare new articles for you, and hope you will continue to enjoy the newsletter as in the past. If there are any articles you would be interested in seeing, or if you in fact wish to submit an article, please do contact us.

We would like to hear from more of you as to why YOU moved to Costa Rica. Many of you have great stories to tell, and we would love to help you share them.

Of special interest in this edition are the immigration and legal updates, and I would like to welcome Lic Alan Garro aboard, as I think he will provide us with some great contributions!

- Ryan Piercy

BE PREPARED for the new changes in Immigration.

This magazine has been published every two months for 14 years as the official communications media of the ARCR. Our organization provides service to thousands of foreigners who have chosen Costa Rica to reside for short periods or for permanent residence.

Since 1984 the ARCR has been offering reliable SERVICES, INFORMATION and ADVOCACY to Costa Rica’s foreign residents.

We have the experience and ability to help you with your residency application, immigration, business and financial management, real estate purchases and rentals, property management, insurance, pet importation and much more.

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Presidents Re epor t

by The Board Enter 2010 Welcome to the New Year from all the Board members and ARCR staff. We wish the best for all of you for 2010 and expect the Association to continue to grow and offer more excellent service.

We now return to a “normal” sort of life (business as usual) after a few hectic weeks of crowds, fiestas, presents, food and drink, and, I hope, no more fruitcake for another year. We have our new marchamos, paid our “luxury tax??” etc., etc. If you need help with any of these, or insurance, caja, residency or license renewal, membership, come into the office. One of us can assist. Also, for those of you who attended one of our seminars many years ago or never have, starting in January, seminars will be held at restaurant Fogo Brasil, near the Chevrolet dealer at Sabana Park. If you need up-to-date information on moving to, living in Costa Rica, join us. The lunches and Happy Hour should be “something else” as well.

ARCR. Also, the regular staff in the office can make excellent recommendations on services as well. And, we have a booklet listing a number of stores and services that offer members a discount.

Welcome again to the New Year and come visit us soon.

Terry Renfer

---------------------------------------Association of Residents of Costa Rica FIRST FRIDAY LUNCH The first Friday of each month finds a group of ARCR members and staff sharing lunch and good conversation at Hotel Parque del Lago. Beginning around 1:00 PM members gather in the restaurant. You will find it about 1 blocks North of the ARCR office. All are welcome!

COFFEE HOUR- VARIOUS GROUPS

Tuesdays: Curridbat: Mannie & Nuntz at 10:30 AM in the soda. A lot of The weak U.S. dollar hasn’t helped us local expats, but stock market talk

certainly has helped local Ticos. If history holds true, the colone should start to devalue this month. I hope 2010 is a Every Week Day better year economically for all of us, but for we gringos I’m San Jose Downtown: McDonalds and Wendys in the AM not so sure as the growth of debt in the United States has to Escazu: Bagelmans and Cafe Artista in the AM cause some concern.

MONTHLY NEWCOMERS SEMINAR Even though we are now experiencing some chilly, windy weather, it doesn’t compare to the States and Europe. Photos from family in the Midwest U.S. and TV news reports remind me of why I left, many years ago, Illinois for California. A younger brother, living in Illinois, recently married and asked me to return for a wedding reception this coming February.

I have strongly declined and, instead, have asked them to come here for a honeymoon. No more antifreeze in my bloodstream!

A number of unexpected problems occurred to me over the past month. Problems with house, and car maintenance, bringing large gifts from the States, etc. But, I am happy to say that my experience in caring for these problems with local people here in Costa Rica has been exceptional. And so, I would be very happy to recommend these folks to you. If interested, send an email, addressed to me, to info@arcr.net

Join us on the LAST THURSDAY and FRIDAY of ANY MONTH (except December) to find out more about what it is like to live in Costa Rica, and how to go about getting things done here.

We invite professionals from each field to share their knowledge and expertise with you. Hear what they have to say and ask them the questions you have not found the answer to. Email seminar@casacanada.org for more details.

HAPPY HOUR The Happy Hour will now be held each month following the Seminar, set to be at Fogo Brasil located in Sabana Este. This is specifically 3 blocks North of the ARCR offices. All are welcome!

Bocas provided for by the ARCR will be available for everyone... (cash bar).

Cover Shot Here you can see a typical campesino hard at work plowing the fields, the first photo of this years faces of the country that we will be sharing with you.

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four productions a year offering a choice of modern, classic, serious, and farcical plays. The group’s monthly social meetings are held in the theatre on the first Monday of the month from 7p.m. to 9 p.m. and everyone is welcome. Membership: Student C2,500, Adult: C5000, Family: C8000. Also, earn your Wings, become an LTG Angel. For more information Call the LTG Box Office 8858-1446 or www.littletheatregroup.org

Alcoholics Anonymous Groups meet daily throughout the country; times and places change frequently. Call for up-to-date information.

San José 2222-1880 (Anchor club, also serves Narcotics Anonymous) Av 6 Calle 1, 2nd floor Maryland Building.

Heredia (Laura) 2267-7466, Puerto Viejo Limon 2750-0080, Zancudo 2776-0012, Tamarindo 2653-0897, Flamingo (Don) 26544902, Manuel Antonio (Jennifer) 2777-1548, Jacó (Nancy) 2637-8824, Zoo Group Escazu 2293-4322.

Al-Anon Meetings Al-Anon Family Group is for all family and friends of Alcoholics. For information in English, please call Martha 2483-1275 or Sandy 2266-1061; For Spanish please call Christine 8840-4658 American Legion Post 10- Escazu Post 10 has been revitalized, and meetings are held at 12 noon, on the first Wednesday of each month, Bello Horizonte Country Club For information and map, please contact us: Chuck Turner at 2228-6014 or Mel Goldberg at 2288-0454 American Legion Post 12- Golfito Meetings are held 4 pm 1st Tuesday every month at Banana Bay Marina. The Golfito GOVETS have been helping Southern Costa Rica for over 20 years. Contact Pat at walkergold@yahoo.com or 2775-2809.

American Legion Post 16- Heredia All veterans are welcome. Meetings are the second Tuesday of the month at Hotel America in Heredia at 12 noon.

Contact Post Commander Jim Young or Post Adjutant Ken Johnson at 2591-1695.

Bird Watching Club The Birding Club of Costa Rica sponsors monthly trips to observe local and migrant birds in various areas of the country. For more information contact us at 2282-5365 or at costaricabirding@hotmail.com Canadian Club (ACCR) Calling all Canadians Come join us at one of our events or monthly luncheons and connect with the local Canadian Community.

Canadian owned or managed business? Contact us for information website: www.canadianclubcr.com Democrats Abroad Democrats Abroad meets on the last Saturday of every month at the Aurola Holiday Inn, San Jose. Contact Paul Kloes, 2215-4254, e-mail cr.democratsabroad@yahoo.com or visit our website at cr.democratsabroad.org.

Register to vote absentee at VoteFromAbroad.org!

Little Theatre Group LTG is the oldest continuously running English-language theatre in Central or South America. The group currently puts on a minimum of

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Newcomer’s Club Newcomers Club of Costa Rica (for women) meets the first Tuesday of every month, September through May. September meeting will be an interest fair. Contact: 2416-1111 costaricaporo @yahoo.com or http://www.newcomersclubofcostarica.com PC Club of Costa Rica This computer Club meets on the third Saturday of each month at Pan American school, in Belen, 830 to 11:30 am 2 months Free Trial for newcomers. For information call Chuck Jennings.

Phone 2266-0123 www.pcclub.net Republican’s Abroad The Republicans Abroad of Costa Rica meets the second Tuesday of each month. Contact Francis 2203-6131, or or fax 2282-2150.

Radio control Sailing Club Meets at Sabana Park Lake. For information contact Walter Bibb.

Wwbbsurf40@yahoo.com Wine Club of Costa Rica Please mark your calendars The wine club usually meets at 1 P.M. on the last Sunday of each month. Join us to tantalize your taste buds and expand your education.

For more information on upcoming events please contact us Phone 2279-8927, 2257-2223 Women’s Club of Costa Rica In 2010 The Women’s Club celebrates 70 years of philanthropy in Costa Rica. Current programs focus on education, primarily through scholarships and development of school libraries for children. It is one of the oldest, continuously operating service organizations in Costa Rica. WCCR membership numbers 250 English-speaking women, representing 25 countries of the world, drawn together by the motto: Friendship through Service. Monthly meetings with guest speakers are held the second Wednesday of each month, as well as regular luncheons, teas, and many interest groups. Guests are welcome and further information can be found at www.wccr.org Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom (open to men too) Bilingual group meets in Heredia on the first Wednesday of the month at 10 a.m. in the clinic of Mireya Gonzalez. We work on peace and human rights issues. Call Mitzi 2433-7078 or write peacewomen@gmail.com Young Expats of Costa Rica Some Expatriates under the age of 40, and currently living in Costa Rica, have formed a new social club to be coordinated through their website This club will help younger expatriates living in, or moving to, Costa Rica meet other expats in their age group for; friendship, romance, travel and activity partners, and professional networking. www.YoungExpatsOfCostaRica.org Veterans of Foreign Wars: Post 11207 Meetings are held at 12 noon, the first Tuesday of every month, at Club Colonial Casino on the second floor. All members are welcome and veterans who served overseas may join. For info please call 2750-0453 or 2228-2313.

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by Sara E. Madison

Hotel Victoria & El Castillo, Nicaragua.

The Hotel Victoria in El Castillo is a lovely example of Nicaraguan women in action. The hotel is family-owned and named after the matriarch, Victoria, an eighty-seven year old Nicaraguan grandmother of twenty who moved to the small town of El Castillo nearly 40 years ago. Her stately home stands on the banks of the Rio San Juan at the end of the only paved road in town. Julia, one of Victoria’s daughters, comes from a tradition of strong, independent Nicaraguan women, has converted this home to a charming hotel.

troops and the fort, leading a five day battle. When Rafaela ordered flaming torches to be lit to reveal the enemy ships in the water, the British were forced to retreat.

The history of Nicaraguan women is one of bravery in support of their country and in their homes. For example, women were instrumental in the battles against the Somoza dictatorships in the 20th century. At the same time, they bore the burden of supporting their families while dealing with the machismo inherent in the culture.

While touring the town we were fortunate enough to stumble upon a speakers program on Nicaraguan culture for a study group from the United States. The speakers for that day were three local women who were members of the Women’s Network. This group, whose goal is to support women of low resources to become self sufficient, has 35 active members in the community. The main issues addressed are domestic violence and women’s health. The speakers emphasized

El Castillo is a town without vehicles. It is approachable only by boats, which serve as the only mode of transportation for the river community. Our boat left San Carlos with a handful of passengers and by the time we reached El Castillo, more than two hours later, it was full of people and ice chests of food. The boat had made more than a dozen stops along the way, sometimes at hotels along the water, but often at an undesignated place where a lone passenger came aboard with bags of food.

El Castillo is Spanish for “castle” and the Spanish fort, which is the town’s namesake, dominates the landscape.

Completed in 1675, the Spaniards built the fortress to fight off pirates and foreign invaders. It is located strategically at the top of a hill overlooking the river and is flanked by the picturesque little town. In the 18th century a teenage girl the fact that women had to become financially independent in named Rafaela Herrera became a national heroine when she order to successfully break away from the culture of violence fought heroically against the invading British Navy. Using the in the home. vantage point of the castle she valiantly took command of the Continued on page 7...

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while transporting people from the horse ranch across the river to the town. The specialty of the restaurant is the delicious river shrimp, grilled in garlic sauce, and served with locally grown vegetables. Small turtles swim in the water under the deck of the restaurant while jazz from the hotel plays to the rhythm of the waves.

While confronting such serious social issues, the town of El Castillo has a relaxed, friendly atmosphere not always evident in Central American communities. Storekeepers peacefully pass the time of day on the porches of their businesses.

Children splash at the banks of the Rio San Juan. Dogs and cats intermingle in an apparent truce. And birds fish while surfing down the rapids known as El Diablo.

Contributing to the peaceful atmosphere and comfort of the hotel are Victoria’s daughters, Julia and Nena, the sisters Hotel Victoria sits at the banks of the El Diablo rapids. From who run the hotel. They are friendly, helpful and attentive. the outdoor restaurant we watched boats traverse the rapids Our room, though small, had a dramatic view of the town and the fort. Breakfast is included in the room rate, which runs from $15 to $45 per night. Each room has air conditioning, fans, television, and hot water.

The hotel has two floors, with roofed terraces and a river view. The family has plans to expand next year, with a new building, bigger rooms and more beds. Victoria must be proud.

To contact the Hotel Victoria call: 505 2583 0188 8419 6770 or email them at Hotelvictoria01@yahoo.es (Photos by Jorge Hoepker)

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Immigration n Update

a precursor to what they intend to add into the new rules, however this could all be changed if a new government has different ideas, as we have seen in the past. Only time will tell the truth.

by Ryan Piercy

Law 8764 It is now less than 2 months before Costa Rica’s new Immigration law goes into effect, starting March 1, 2010. It would be fair to say that anyone you know who wishes to apply for residency should plan to do so under the new law and its underlying requirements. This is simply because at this point the remaining time would leave anyone hardpressed to pull everything together and submit it before the effective date.

This means for those applying under Pensionado or Rentista especially, they should be prepared to prove the new higher amounts of $1000 or $2500 per month respectively. There are of course other new requirements which need to be New Appeal Tribunal met, for which they can contact us to obtain up to date Though we also have yet to see how it functions, another information. potentially great aspect of the new law is the creation of the For some however, many of the new changes may in fact be Tribunal Administrative Migratorio. This organism will be welcome. If they function, they new law is meant to streamline an external body who will review the appeals for those who systems and approvals for those on Business trips, or those Migracion has turned down, in other words they will have the foreigners working here for local and international business. ultimate word. The difference now will be that not only will There is also the hope that the Investor Status will begin to an external and neutral body make the review, but they will function again as a possible selection, which has not really also be professionals. The law calls for the Junta (board) to have three members, each with a substitute. All of the been the case for a few years now. members will be required to have a degree and certain level Of course other issues still remain unclear. The clock of experience, and two of the members and their respective continues to count down, yet there has been no sign yet substitutes must be attorneys. It is our hope that this board, of the reglamentos (rules) along with its legal experience, will help to make Migracion a for the new law. Will it be better functioning entity all around. written in time? Or will migracion continue to work Digital Stamp under the existing rules?

This aspect may in fact be Many of you may have noticed that Migracion has gone left for the new government more digital, now with their new entry stamps, which are to deal with, who will take computer generated. These were installed for greater power this coming May, and control, especially in defense against undesirables coming again things may change. in. Remember though, if they ask you how long you intend to stay, better to tell them 90 days to make certain they give One example is the you the full visa time allowed... possibility of Investor Status as a property owner that we mentioned in the last issue of El Residente. It is clear that the memo issued was in relation to the current law.

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to be rubbed in order to make dreams come true, is untitled land. Costa Rica is still full of untitled properties, especially in rural areas. The existing

by Allan Garro N. law that governs the title procedure is the LEY Dreams Based On Untitled Land Can DE INFORMACIONES Be A Nightmare POSESORIAS or Possession Information Costa Rica’s most valuable asset is its land - a number of Law, in effect since people and corporations have found this to be the route to 1941. The attraction of such properties is that the price is often low due to the lack of title.

Legal Updatte

For decades, the basic procedure to get title was unchanged: appear in front of a judge to declare that possession has been held publicly, peacefully and continuously as the legitimate owner for more than 10 years, show a registered Cadastre Plan, publish an advertisement in the Official Gazette, produce three witnesses to confirm possession and notify the owners of the adjoining properties. Once completed, the judge would deliver an order to the National Registry to provide title to the petitioner. It’s legal for a recent buyer to start this procedure as long as a transfer deed from a previous owner who has had possession for ten years, can be provided.

very good profits. There is a wide range of investing options in this field: Houses, apartments, lots, farms, raw land, commercial buildings, and beach land just to name a few.

However, there are also a number of risks involved in land investments. The existence of organized gangs dedicated to property fraud, with the help of some crooked notaries, is no In addition to the previous procedure, these additional steps secret. are required: 1. The Plat Map needs to have a stamp from A type of land investment where extreme caution is necessary, even when it appears to be the magic lamp that only needs

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MINAET –environmental Ministry- acknowledging the property is outside any protected area, 2. A soil study must be performed by MAG –Agricultural and Cattle Ministry- in order to prove the land has been used according to its physical characteristics, meaning that if they recommend trees be planted and crops eliminated the process will be frozen until the recommendations are carried out and 3. In case the property has streams, ponds or any water source, AYA will need to see if it’s necessary to create an easement over the property to supply water to any nearby town.

will grant the current person in possession –the squatter- the right to stay on the property until the conflict is decided in a 5-10 year ordinary process, time enough to cause serious damage to any investment plan.

The best motto to adopt is “better cry over the money than cry over the land”. If temptation is great, or the opportunity seems to be exceptionally good, some techniques should be adopted: 1. The seller should be obligated to get title in Court before full payment is made. The purchase price can be deposited in Escrow with an honorable person or a Guaranty Trust can be created establishing that the seller will get paid once titled is registered. Remember that due Diligence is very important, especially in hiring a good topographer or engineer who will look for any overlapping plat map or other possible scam. Talk to the owners of adjoining properties and request a note signed by them saying that they have no problem with the untitled land, or the seller’s right to it.

There could be more requirements depending upon the petitions received by the Government’s Attorney, who has to be part of the process according to law. In fact, even when all requirements are met, the process will still require at least 3 years in Court. It’s never “a simple 6 month court matter”, as most sellers of untitled land will try to convince a potential buyer. Even once title is granted, the property will have a lien for 3 years, meaning any party who feels they have a claim can fight to have the title voided.

Being extremely cautious, preferring titled land, hiring a qualified professional and having lots of patience is a must if Being victim of a scam is another possibility. Many plat maps one is to avoid a fantasy ending as shattered dreams. showing untitled land have been registered over actual titled properties through a procedure called “traslape” - overlap ALLAN GARRO N. in English- or plat maps can show inexistent properties with Attorney at Law the help of corrupt topographers. With a false plan it is easy www.licgarro.com to take a potential buyer to any raw land and tell him that this is the land that matches the plat map. The “seller” will offer to “assign” the possession rights to the buyer in order to start the Court Process. You can see that even for honest attorneys it is complicated to perform title research with such informal documents.

The worst scenario takes place when a squatter, or a group of squatters, decide to invade the property while the title approval is still in process. The “owner” will not have title to defend his rights, the only weapons would be to show the judge the mentioned papers and produce witnesses; things that the squatter will likely offer in support of claimed ownership as well. What will likely happen is that the judge

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Learning The Languag ge

by Christopher Howard

Getting A Head Start, cont.

Previously we discussed the importance of studying Spanish before moving to Costa Rica, if at all possible. However if you have already moved it is also important to start working on your Spanish as soon as possible. Try and go at a pace you are comfortable with.

We also gave some suggestions about education opportunities and programs you could look for to get you going. Books, radio, television, and if at all possible, native speakers are a great help. Listed below you will also find some more recommendations for some easy short cuts for learning how to speak Spanish.

1) Build you vocabulary. Try to learn a minimum of five new words a day. Keep a large notebook for writing down the vocabulary. Study the words over and over. Spanish to English and English to Spanish.

2) Watch Spanish TV. Keep a note pad by your side and jot down new words and expressions. Later, go to the dictionary and look up the words or phrases you didn’t understand. Pay attention to the way the people speak the language.

3) Listen to Spanish music.

4) Talk with as many different native Spanish speakers as you can. You can learn something from everyone. Listen to how they speak and jot down important words and expressions you hear. Again, carry a small notebook with you.

5) Read aloud in Spanish for five minutes a day to improve your accent.

6) Try to imitate the locals.

7) Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.

8) Practice using your new vocabulary words in complete sentences.

9) When you learn something new, form a mental picture to go along with it.

10) Try to talk in simple sentences. Remember, your Spanish is not the same level as your native language.

11) If you get stuck or tongue-tied, try using nouns instead of complete sentences.

12) Remember Spanish and English are more similar than different- many cognates.

13) Learn all of the very basic verb tenses and memorize all of the regular and irregular verbs in each tense.

14) Study Spanish grammar, but don’t get bogged down in it.

15) Read the newspaper. The comic strips are good because they have a lot of dialog.

Try using some of these methods above and look for the methods that work best for you. Keep at it with patience, and at your speed, and soon you will find your Spanish is easier and smoother as the time goes by.

It takes time to learn another language. Don’t be impatient. If you work hard you will reap the rewards down the road, and keep in mind the following tiquismo…

Here is your Costa Rican expression Here is your Costa Rican expression (tiquismo) for this week: “No se hizo Roma en un día.” literally ‘Rome wasn’t built in one day.’

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Legends Compiled by ARCR Stafff

Stone Bridge and The Devil In the area of Grecia, just to the South about 5 kilometers, you will find a stone bridge apparently of Natural formation, from which the area derives its name. However there is a legend told by locals that this bridge is more of supernatural in nature.

Many years ago an indigenous tribe inhabited the areas of Grecia now known as Puente Piedra, Rincon de Arias & La Argentina. Like many other Indigenous tribes of the country, they cultivated corn, beans, sweet potatoes, squash and various fruits of the zone. These they exchanged with other tribes in the area for cloths and tools that they needed.

However at certain times of the year the Rio Poró became strong and turbulent, and rose in such a way that it didn’t In reality the Puente Piedra is a beautiful natural wonder, permit the tribes’ people to pass, which caused them great made of a mass of Granite that stretches over the River Poró hardships and difficulties. in this area of Grecia. It is unique in Costa Rica, and if you are in the area near the National Factory of Liquor, it is worth One of the tribesmen, renowned for his cunning and taking a side trip to see it and take a drive over the top. intelligence, decided to call upon the assistance of the warlock, and climbed the hill nearby. It was here that they invoked the summoning of the lover of evil, the Devil himself.

In the midst of thick smoke and a strong smell of sulfur appeared Satan, to whom the native offered up his very own soul in exchange that the Devil would build a bridge for his tribe over the mighty and turbulent Poró. A contract was made then and there, and the devil was amused as the man asked for but a single clause in the contract, which stated that the devil had to build the bridge in just one night, and finish its construction before the first rooster crowed on the new day.

The Devil began construction at once, while the native sat upon the hill in front of his small campfire, and watched all the evening, careful not to nod off to sleep. Stone by Stone, pebble by pebble, the night passed by slowly as the Devil carried on his work. As the time went, soon it was clear that the Devil was near complete his task, still in the dark hours of the morning. It was then that the astute native prepared himself, and just as he saw the Devil laying the last few stones, he pulled out his rooster which he had hidden in a sack, and it began to crow immediately upon seeing the light of the fire and for being so rudely awaked. At that moment the contract was broken, and the Devil disappeared angrily in a puff of smoke. It is said if you look closely at the side of the bridge, it appears as if the last stone is missing from where it should have been placed.

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A Day In Th he Life

by Allen Dickinson

What? MORE Paperwork?

“Costa Rica’s ....Uncertainty Avoidance Index, indicate(s) the society’s low level of tolerance for uncertainty. In an effort to minimize or reduce this level of uncertainty, strict rules, laws, policies, and regulations are adopted and implemented. The ultimate goal ... is to control everything in order to eliminate or avoid the unexpected. As a result of this high Uncertainty Avoidance characteristic, the society does not readily accept change and is very risk adverse.” Prof. Geert Hofstede, Emeritus Professor, Maastricht University, ITIM International ( http://www.geert-hofstede.com/hofstede_ costa_rica.shtml )

For we Gringos to be comfortable and assimilate into a new culture, it is important to not only comprehend what the often obvious differences are, but to also try to understand why they exist because when we know the ‘why’ we can then deal with them better. And then (hopefully) some of our irritation goes away. To aid understanding, I’ll attempt to explain why one cultural difference between the Tico and Gringo cultures exists.

As I stated above, among all the many differences between the two cultures, one is that paperwork is just not handled the same way as we are used to. The reason for that difference (and possibly many others, by-the-way) is simply that Latin cultures have a different style of thinking about risk and surprises. And that thinking style underlies all else.

What does that mean, that we have different thinking styles? Simply put, Gringos are predominately RESULTS oriented, whereas many members of the Latin American cultures are frequently PROCESS oriented. (For ease of writing, I’ll lump all North Americans and Europeans under the “Gringo” banner. Nor do I intend to single out Costa Rica in this - this cultural difference extends throughout many Latin American countries.)

One of, and maybe the biggest, problem newcomers (and possibly some “old-comers” too) have living Costa Rica is dealing with a basic culture difference - in Costa Rica In practical application, this difference is there always seems to be a need for more exemplified when we Gringos think and say paperwork. Inevitably there is one more things like: “I don’t care how you get it done, document, form, or other piece of paper needed to complete just get it done!” For us, the Results are paramount. Latins, some personal, business, or legal action. on the other hand, are much more focused on the Process - for them it’s more like: It doesn’t matter how complicated it The quintessential example can be seen when trying to is or how long it takes, to avoid any surprises, all the steps of open a bank account - applicants are required to provide all the designated Process must be completed. To Latins, forekinds of what (to we Gringos) are unrelated and unneeded knowledge of an outcome is highly desired. documents before we can actually give our money to the bank. In our ingrained Gringo ways, we can’t understand As the quote at the beginning of this article points out, this why. To us, much of the items demanded by the bank are difference in perspective arises out of a differing ability to pointless and seemingly do nothing to aid achieving the accept risks. Not knowing all the possible consequences of desired results. And that causes us endless aggravation. something in advance is, to a Gringo, a natural part of our Results oriented thinking. Latins are more culturally bound to want to know the results of some action before starting the process. To achieve that certainty, they rely on a Process because, to the Latin way of thinking, the Process prevents unexpected surprises. Put another way, the Process style of thinking dictates that if an outcome is to be consistently predicted, and results achieved without surprises, the proscribed Process must be consistently followed - even if some of the steps serve no easily evident purpose.

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only logic but broad intellectual criteria such as clarity, credibility, accuracy, precision, relevance, depth, breadth, significance and fairness” to reach a decision. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Critical_thinking ) In other words, in doing critical thinking we consider the desired outcome and devise a system that addresses the most likely procedure to obtain those results. If we find that system doesn’t address some unplanned for result, we simply use our knowledge and insight to improvise; adapting the parts of the system that fit, discarding those that don’t, and/or inventing a new method, on the spot, to deal with the ‘surprise’ outcome. The overriding objective is to get whatever the task is, done.

an unanticipated dilemma is to either ignore the problem or go back to the beginning and redesign the Process so that it includes the answer to the new problem. In my friend’s opinion, the cultural drive to use the Process style of thinking is so strong that it can inhibit the thinkers ability to deal with new problems. And that can limit rapid progress and slow all nature of things down to a crawl.

Additionally, the reliance on Process thinking - trying to have contingencies (rules, laws, procedures, requirements, etc.) built in to every Process - can create some very ungainly and inefficient Processes. More, it can, unfortunately, result in the those who rely solely on it to have an inhibited ability to think critically. And that loss means that the mental readiness to Our Latin counterparts have developed a different approach, make “on-the-spot” decisions in response to an unexpected one that attempts to reduce all the possible unexpected situation is often undeveloped, possibly even eliminated. outcomes ahead of time by creating a pre-designed Process - one that can include a very complex and involved set of The lack of the reflex reaction to do critical thinking can even, rules and requirements. The expectation is that the results in some circumstances, be fatal. It’s been suggested that an will be consistently predictable is based on the assumption inhibited ability to do critical thinking is possibly one of the that if the designated Process is followed exactly, there are reasons for the high traffic fatality rate in Costa Rica. The no surprises. argument is that the trait of relying on an established Process (flash headlights, blow horn) inhibits the ability to respond The downside of the Process oriented system is that when rapidly to an emergency situation: Innovative problem an unexpected variable that the established Process doesn’t solving in an emergency is “outside the box” and, therefore address occurs, it can cause the parent event to come to isn’t used in times of stress. The result is that people freezea halt while a completely new Process is devised. On the up and are not be able to decide how to react when faced positive side, one of the benefits of Process style thinking with a potential accident.

Continued on page 16... is the building of consensus and, therefore, a buy-in from group / community members, That makes for a more orderly and predictable society in that it is believed that following a certain precise Process leads to a certain predictable outcome.

Another characteristic of this approach is that those persons operating within the Process system don’t have to do any spontaneous problem solving.

I have spoken to a Gringo who is a very highly qualified expert with several degrees and a couple of Ph.D.s in his field. He does consulting work with various high officials in governments all over the world, including here in Costa Rica.

He tells me that he is most frustrated trying to accomplish some change in the Latin American countries because of their reluctance to “think outside their box” (the Process) and not do critical thinking. He says that during his consultations, when an unforeseen conflict is encountered, or when someone throws in a variable not already included inside the established box, his clients are often at a complete loss to deal with it. Frequently, the only way they can approach

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As I said before, this Process style of thinking is not just seen in Costa Rica; this peculiarity (as seen by Gringo eyes) is visible throughout many Latin cultures. Maybe it’s due to the warm, tropical climate, maybe it’s a result of the Spanish based system of law that is used throughout much of Latin America, or maybe it’s of some other origin.

But, what ever the underlying cause, if you want to avoid the frustration created by this cultural difference in thinking styles - in something like opening a bank account - you need to understand why it occurs. And on those occasions when Process thinking is encountered, it is wise to try to remember that what you are being asked to provide, though it may not appear to be strictly necessary to you, it IS important to the Latin mind - simply because it is a required part of the Process. Remember, that to them, achieving results with the least amount of surprise or risk is most important, and therefore the Process they are following was devised. And, if that Process consumes extra time, effort, or inconvenience and desiring them NOW! for someone, so be it.

Costa Ricans have a longer than average life expectancy - the country is Number 54 on the list of 224 countries listed in the CIA World Factbook 2009. (https://www.cia.gov/library/ publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2102rank.html) This high ranking is due, at least in part, to the lack of stress Lest any of my readers think that I am being critical of the that comes from living a life with the reduced risk of surprises Process style of thinking, please be advised that I am not. In that comes from adopting the Process style of thinking. fact, it is my position that we Gringos spend way too much time and energy thinking only about the results we desire - Maybe we Gringos would be better off to incorporate more of the Latin style of thinking into our lives - accept there are Processes, let them take their course, and let the devil (Results) take the hindmost. I think that by adopting a respect for the Process style of thinking, and the personal and social benefits it can bring, we will, in the long run, have more peace - and thus allow us to more fully integrate ourselves into the community in which we have chosen to live. After all, isn’t one of the reasons for living here to get out of the ‘ratrace’ and live a more relaxed, stress-free life?

In the end, it doesn’t make any difference why the thinking style differences exist: If we choose to live in a Latin culture it’s a part of what we have to deal with. Understanding and accepting it, not fighting it, can make our lives a lot easier.

So, relax! Stop worrying about the Latin desire to always follow a Process. If we can do that, maybe we stand less of a chance ending our lives at some indefinite time in the future realizing that, while we worked and worried over some (unrealistic and stressful) immediate goal, many of the joys of life were passing us by. If we can do that, maybe our lives will be a little more fun. That’s part of why I’m here.

Allen Dickinson is a member of ARCR. After serving 23 years in the US Navy he settled in Pensacola, Florida, where he resided for 24 years. In 2006 he retired from operating his own licensed mortgage brokerage business and relocated to Costa Rica. He holds a Bachelors Degree from the University of New York and a Masters Degree from the University of West Florida. He can be reached via email at: humphree@bellsouth.net

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feet, and are smaller in size at about 950 g (28”). In addition they are white, with black along the wings. They feed often in small flocks,

by Ryan Piercy diving for fish, and chasing flying fish in the air. Often Booby Prize. active at night, this species tend to roost and nest on January is a popular time of the year to head to the beach floating vegetation instead of in Costa Rica. Nice weather, plenty of activities, and lots rocks and islands. of wildlife make it very enjoyable. Monkeys, raccoons and others are common sights, as are many avian species. If The other two species found here are less common, but are you are lucky, you might even catch sight of a Booby or two, quite notable if you see one. The first, the Blue-footed booby no pun intended.

(Sula nebouxii) has blue feet obviously, and is more a pale brown in colour with white below. More white patches on There exist 9 species of Boobies (of the avian variety) of rump and hindneck. This booby is known locally as Piquero which 4 are occasional visitors to the waters of Costa Rica, patiazul. The Masked Booby (Sula dactylatra) is also quite where they are known as Piqueros. These are all fairly notable for the similarity to the Red-footed booby, except for large marine birds with pointed bills and long pointed wings, its masked eyes and yellow beak instead of pinkish. It also and they are quite streamlined. They fly strong and fast, has more black on its wings and tail then its cousin. Both of frequently gliding and diving for fish and squid. While they these species are quite larger than the first two, weighing in are silent when at sea, they make up for it when they are at 1.5-1.6 kg, and about 32-34”. roosting or breeding in their colonies. Here they are very noisy indeed, and they are quite fearless creatures. They are The Booby family survives generally on fish and squid, and not even afraid of man, which is how they were given their so tend to prefer areas where fish are abundant. Usually name originally (like the Dodo bird). warm deep waters where flying fish are found are favorite areas. They are strong and steady fliers with powerful wings, and buoyant gliders. Their diving skills are also well honed, and depending on the variety they make shallow swift dives, or long steep dives when hunting their prey.

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Some of the more common areas to locate these birds in Costa include the outer pacific coasts, especially Cabo Blanco for the Browns, along the East coast, often near Limon, and of course offshore in the open waters. They are thrilling to watch in action, so if you are at the coast, or even perchance out to sea, I wish you the best of luck on your Booby hunt. This is one time when the Booby prize is well worth it!

Of the four species seen, you are most likely to encounter the Brown Booby, Sula leucogaster. It can be found here year around, probably peak from September through April. It breeds on both coasts on the various small islands along the pacific, and on East coast islets such as Uvita near Limon.

Locally called the Monjita (little nun) this variety grows up to 1.1 kg and 27”. As its name implies it is almost entirely a dark brown in colour with a pale underbody, and white wing linings. They tend to stay close to shore, and are most numerous in the small offshore islands. When breeding the female will lay 2 eggs.

The next most common locally is the Red-footed booby or Sula sula, though these are usually found far offshore, or at Isla del Coco, and will only be found inshore occasionally such as after a storm. Their local name is Piquero Patirojo.

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WW II changed the focus With the war raging in Europe the club quickly added more serious projects to its goal of fellowship and fun, helping to establish first aid stations and air raid shelters while working with the Churchill Drive and UN Allied War Relief.

by the Women’s Club of CR

Focus became more community related after the war, still enjoying teas and social activities but now as fund-raisers to finance their charitable activities. Early projects were Once Upon A Time... eclectic: establishment of a day-care centre for working It’s not a fairy tale but the true story of how a small group mothers in San José, a new roof on an orphanage, machinery of American women in 1940 began what is now one to make prosthetics for the Rehabilitation Centre, to name of this country’s oldest, continuously-operating service but a few. organizations - the Women’s Club of Costa Rica.

Enduring legacy in hospitals One cannot but admire these women who ventured with Much commitment was devoted to hospital equipment. During pioneer spirit to a far-off country of simplistic beauty and the polio epidemic of 1952, enough was raised to donate an charm, in a time when Pura Vida really meant pure nature iron lung to Hospital de Niños; in the 60’s San Juan de Dios Hospital was equipped with a complete intensive care room and diversity. and an oximeter was donated to Hospital de Niños; in 1975 two IVAC units were purchased for the Children’s Cancer Everyone rode bicycles In the 1940’s Central America had gone from the oxcart to Ward at Hospital de Niños. So much to be proud of… the airplane with nothing inbetween.

In Limon there were only 3 cars – those of the district superintendent, the head doctor and the local taxi. No highway ran from San José to the seaports, only oxcart trails and the narrow-gauge railway that ran from Limon to San José and Puntarenas.

In 1980 the club’s 40th anniversary was celebrated with a two-year campaign with Hospital San Juan de Dios to raise $50,000 to bring the first mammogram machine to Costa Rica. A Datsun 120Y was raffled off, and the ladies hit the streets rattling their collection cans.

Women’s and children’s issues th Even in the 70’s planes dodged rice combines and oxcarts to In the year 2000, WCCR’s 60 anniversary project was to donate $15,000 toward production

by Voces Nuestras of land on the beach in Jaco, where there was only one hotel. the radio novela, La Otra Cara del Amor, on ways to deal with domestic violence. The popular soap opera ran twice Why did they come?

They arrived following their husband’s careers.

Some a day Mon-Fri for 25 weeks and since has been aired in married Costa Ricans studying medicine in the U.S., over 20 countries. In 2002 it won the Columbine award for documentary on women’s issues at the famous Moondance promising to follow him to the ends of the earth.

Festival in Boulder, CO. Others came with big businesses such as United Fruit Company; some came as entrepreneurs exporting beautiful flora or importing modern technology - the first washing machines, the first televisions and the first to sell on the installment plan!

Children were born and families raised, but those resourceful women also had time to carve their own niche in the country’s development. They taught English, cooking and sewing, volunteered at health clinics; some practiced dentistry or law.

Education is now priority at WCCR. It was 1977 when our first scholarship program sponsored seven children in rural areas. And, 2004 when Reading is Fun! was launched to provide books and furniture to equip school libraries.

Schools in all seven provinces and literally thousands of children have since benefited from these programs.

In 2010, WCCR’s 70th anniversary year opens with exciting new plans as we carry on the tradition of women before us, with friendship through service.

And they held teas!

Teas and musical soirées were the main diversion for This is only a brief glimpse into WCCR’s 70-year history. Next fashionable hat-wearing ladies of society, decorative tables issue, I will regale you with stories of the parties, concerts and good times enjoyed over the years while raising funds to laden with the fanciest of pastries. carry on our mission -- like the time when we set the velvet In San José a small group of North American women, led curtains at the National Theatre on fire!

by Elizabeth (Betty) Robinson Settle Oreamuno, formed the USA Women’s Club to host their social activities. Betty was a teacher from Pennsylvania. Her husband, Dr. Alberto Oreamuno Flores, served as Vice President of Costa Rica (1952-3).

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by Alan Weeks

Crude Concepts This article presents some concepts that could reenergize America.

Oil is a key ingredient in two of the most critical processes which make modern living possible – transportation and agriculture. However, the crude fact is that oil production in the US peaked in the early 1970s and has been in relentless decline since then.

extra electricity over distances. And, it has always proven to be a difficult task to obtain right-of-way for high-tension transmission lines.

The US goal should be to achieve national self-sufficiency from foreign oil. This would keep hundreds of billions of dollars at home, create a huge number of new jobs, provide cleaner air, and strengthen national security. Two proven solutions to achieve this goal relatively quickly are; to convert automobiles and light trucks to be powered by natural gas, and to replace the use of diesel oil to biodiesel fuel for large trucks.

Some energy administrators, geology school leaders, and many in the industry believe that domestic natural gas (NG) has a major role to play for some decades as a bridge to enable the speedy reduction in dependency on foreign oil and massive dollar outflow. The only domestic fuel capable This domestic shortfall has required the importation of more of doing that is NG. oil every year. Spending on foreign oil peaked in 2008, at $450 billion and represented about two-thirds of the US A NATURAL ALTERNATIVE Trade Deficit. Thus, it should be fair to say that the neglect of past Governments has put the US ‘over a barrel’.

Natural gas powered vehicles (NGV) use a proven technology. There are 10 million NGVs in the world, but only Even more to the point is the recent quote by a Cuban 130,000 in the United States. expert “Energy is an instrument of power. Whoever has energy, controls the world”.

Recent advanced exploration techniques in the US, plus technological advances in drilling and hydraulic fracturing The US is ‘hooked’ on oil. About 70% of it is used for have ‘unlocked’ the potential of huge shale beds, widespread transportation, two-thirds of which is refined into gasoline for throughout the US and Canada, to produce vast amounts of automobiles. Of course it is nice to have aspirations about NG economically. The ‘unlocking’ of this “unconventional” renewable energy and efficiency, but the US Government NG has been called the biggest energy innovation of the and the American people need to recognize these are long- decade. term goals. There are vast cost and scalability issues with renewable energy sources yet to be addressed. In fact, the New estimates of the commercially recoverable NG from US Department of Energy expects the US to have reduced “unconventional” shale gas deposits, have been projected its liquid fossil fuel consumption by only 2% by 2030. to be more than twice the energy than there is in the oil The vision to develop and sell large numbers of electric cars to be plugged in at home and at work, should prove to be a very long term prospect. The available batteries have been from foreign sources and the whole technology is underdeveloped and unproven. In addition, the high cost, plus the weight and size of batteries to power vehicles over distances, are impediments yet to be overcome before mass production and sales are achievable.

Another huge impediment to the widespread use of electric vehicles is that the US does not have the electrical production or distribution capacity to supply a major conversion to electric vehicles. And, even if there was ample money available to build enough facilities to supply the huge additional demand, there would need to be many 1000s of miles of new transmission lines installed to carry the

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Therefore, in order to eliminate the need to import foreign oil, the US Government needs to move quickly to propel the conversion of gasoline and diesel powered vehicles to proven alternative fuels. A first step should be to enact legislation to strongly support bills such as the New Alternative Transportation to Give Americans Solutions Act (NAT GAS Act).

The US State and Federal Governments also need to work together and expedite the building of the infrastructure and delivery systems to make NG available to most Americans as quickly as possible. The incentives to do so are enormous.

Not only should NG be a cheaper fuel than gasoline, there are many other benefits.

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Converting vehicles to use NG: is much cleaner burning and reduces pollution. would significantly reduce the chronic US Trade Deficit. would eliminate the dependency on foreign oil for economic & national security reasons. would create widespread employment.

The mass production of high pressure tanks and tankers to hold and transport NG across the nation could create many jobs in steelmaking, tank fabrication, valve manufacturing, transporters, installers,and many other groups. would require educating the public to the safe use and benefit of NG. There would need to be widespread production and distribution of illustrated data. would require training the handlers at every new NG distribution depot in every county and State. This should also require many more qualified trainers and inspectors. would require the training of auto mechanics across America to install the NG system and tune each engine to run efficiently.

This should also require more qualified trainers to teach this.

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The NAT GAS Act should help jump-start the NGV industry in America. It will grant tax credits to fleet owners to begin replacing their fleets with NGVs. Taxis and government vehicles, school and municipal buses, express delivery and utility trucks, in fact any fleet now consuming gasoline that have “home bases� are candidates for conversion to run on NG. In conclusion, it is believed to be not only feasible but also in the best interests of the vast majority of the American people to support the massive infrastructure development and then conversion of their gasoline powered vehicles to NG. Ideally, the huge investments needed to make this happen quickly, could be done without massive government spending.

A way to encourage large businesses, particularly the Oil companies in the fuel distribution and retail sectors, would be to allow accelerated depreciation on new NG installation expenditures. Some other financing concepts will be reviewed later.

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Of course, there are obstacles to be overcome as the supply of NG is accelerated. So far, only one serious obstacle to development of shale resources across the US has appeared. That is the contamination of drinking water. The prevention of this will require continued care and oversight.

However, the water and shale gas layers are normally separated by 1000s of feet of rock, and so contamination should be avoidable.

to assess the commercial feasibility, relative economic values, and creditworthiness of the proposed major projects.

Federal financing should be made available to fund the assessment process. This could put more engineers and scientists to work.

Private investment financing should be encouraged along with federal financing support, where necessary, to accelerate the development of the selected full-scale projects.

ANOTHER GIFT FROM NATURE The cultivation and widespread use of non-food feedstocks to produce biodiesel fuels (biofuels) appears to be close to commercialization. Algae is one of the most promising sources to produce biofuels. Algae can be grown using wastewater, such as sewage, on non-arable land. Another very exciting development, in the emerging field of biofuel production, is to recycle flue gases from power plants and industrial smokestacks using the carbon dioxide (CO2) in a special bioreactor system to generate biofuel.

The vital national importance to rapidly commercialize this technology is that again it would: more quickly reduce the vast amounts of money being sent offshore to buy oil from foreign sources. address energy security that is vital for future economic and national security. create more 21st century jobs to build, install, and operate bioreactor systems at many locations throughout the country. address the climate change issue by capturing CO2 from power plants and others to grow algae fast.

Using new eco friendly technology to produce a fuel that can be moved through existing pipelines and refineries to fuel many of the 350,000 18-wheeler long-haul trucks in America would seem to be a win-win scenario.

GET AMERICA WORKING AGAIN Now is the time for the US and State governments to work together to get America and Americans working again quickly. And, because of the dire need, this should be undertaken as a national emergency. The motto for this could be: YES WE CAN There is an urgent need to get the many worthwhile largescale, 21st century infrastructure projects identified and financed throughout America. Top priority should be given to alternative vehicle fuel projects to get the US independent of foreign oil quickly.

There should be enough qualified independent engineering groups throughout the country that could be contracted

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With decent oversight and coordination, the total amount of money needed for these first two phases should not be huge and the payback in re-employment across the nation could offset much of it.

There is also an urgent need to strengthen the regional banks throughout America. If they haven’t already done so, the financial regulators need to rate the relative strength of all the banks. Then, the feasibility of identifying one or a consortium of worthy regional banks to finance the selected projects in each region, would become apparent. Thus, within a relative short time, the selected banks could be requested to undertake their own due diligence to assess the creditworthiness of each infrastructure project.

In order to overcome risk aversion by the banks, because most have been weakened, Federal loan guarantees should be considered. This would seem to be a far less financial burden on the government than to be directly financing the projects.

The proposed nationwide implementation of 21st century infrastructure projects, particularly to get natural gas conversion and distribution systems installed as well as to commercialize widespread biofuel production, could create a growing and spreading chain of meaningful jobs across the country.

It would be a huge additional benefit to the US if the bioreactor technology was patented and the systems were produced efficiently by Americans for export to industrial nations in Europe and the Far East, including China.

In conclusion, harnessing American technology, ingenuity, and skilled labor to re-build and revitalize the country in a timely manner would seem to be an achievable goal. And, whether or not it is acknowledged, the other nations of the world are quite dependent on this happening.

Please note that the opinions expressed in this article are solely those of the writer. For more information and reference details please contact Alan Weeks at (507) 2093136 or by E-mail: imccr2002@yahoo.com

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Exchange rate of the Costa Rican ¢ to the US Dollar June 577.97 July

581.63

August

579.91

September

590.94

October

585.94

November

559.27

Basic Interest Rate June 11.50 % July

11.25 %

August

11.00 %

September

12.00 %

October

9.00 %

November

9.25 %

Exchange rate of other currencies to the US Dollar Japanese Yen 86.450 Swiss Franc

1.0030

Canadian $

1.0569

Giro (DEG)

1.6102

ÂŁ Sterling

1.6479

Euro

1.5027

Mexican Peso

12.912

Korean Won

1,162.9

Danish Krone Norwegian Krone Argentine Peso

4.9530 5.6654 3.8099

Colombian Peso 1,998.8 Brasilian Real

1.7467

Libor Rate 1 month 0.2353 % 3 month

0.2566 %

6 month

0.4881 %

12 month

1.0175 %

Prime Rate

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Holidays of Costa Rica January 1st- ARCR closed ‘New Years Day’ March 19th ‘Saint Joseph’s Day’ ******************** A Touch of Wisdom “A little learning is a dangerous thing.”

Alexander Pope (1688-1744) “Curiosity killed the cat.”

E. O’Neill (1921) “‘Experience is the best teacher.”

Latin proverb ******************** Amazingly Simple Home Remedies for the Simple 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

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