Enigma Magzine 5/16/13

SOUL MEN Enjoy the sonic sounds of Philly soul as the Scenic City Soul Revue plays both Friday and Saturday night at The Fooundry in the Chattanoogan.

UTC GETS THEIR MAN -University of Tennessee at Chattanooga Vice Chancellor and Director of Athletics David Blackburn announced Will Wade as the new men's basketball head coach. Wade just finished his fourth season as an assistant coach at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Va., and is the 18th head coach in the history of Chattanooga basketball.

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Right Live! And it’s coming to the Tivoli Theatre Tuesday, May 21. While Drew or Bob won’t be there plenty of fun will be had by all. Check it out.

Country giant, Colt Ford performs Sunday on stage at America’s favorite family amusement park, Lake Winnepesaukah.

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A Scanalous Trifecta This has been a rough couple of weeks for Barack Obama.

There are ongoing questions about his administration’s handling of the September 11, 2012 attack on the U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya. NBC news confirmed that the White House, with input from State Department, edited “talking points” about the incident 12 times in the hours following the death of four Americans in the attacks.

Those edits included the removal of references to terrorist warnings and specific mentions of the al Qaeda-affiliated group Ansar al-Sharia.

While the White House and State Department continue to assert that the edits were intended to prevent a rush to judgment, the whole thing smells of some kind of cover-

up… …While the administration was trying to get its ducks in a row on Benghazi, it was learned that Internal Revenue Service investigators had been targeting conservative nonprofit groups. ProPublica, a progressive-leaning, investigative journalism organization, says the IRS office targeting those conservative groups gave it nine (supposedly confidential) applications of conservative groups whose taxexempt status was pending. In addition, the IRS apparently targeted those who had been critical of the administration on national “talking head” interview shows…

the Department of Justice had secretly obtained two months’ worth of telephone records for AP reporters and editors.

According to the AP’s attorney, the records detailed outgoing calls from the work and personal phone numbers of AP reporters; for the AP offices in New York, Washington and Hartford, Connecticut; and for the AP’s main number in the House of Representatives’ main gallery…

story, either. All together, roughly one-third of all House committees are engaged in investigating some aspect of the Obama administration… …I was always quick to criticize George W. Bush when his administration was caught in a lie or some other malfeasance. I am still waiting for all of the facts to emerge in the three most high-profile scandals currently facing the Obama administration before I totally go off. But… you know what they say… “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”

Well, there are three pretty big pillars of smoke blowing up from Washington right now…

…It will take weeks or months of investigation to clear the smoke and get to the bottom of this trifecta of scandals. I have only scratched the surface of the three major investigations currently in the …Then, this past Monday, the news. Investigations are ongo- - Mark Bedford Associated Press reported that ing. And that’s not the whole P.O. Box 825 Chattanooga, TN 37401 (423) 267-6072 (423) 991-1657 Sales Line email info@enigmaonline.com twitter.com/EnigmaMag

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NEWS & NOTES Speed Thrills: NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race Week Unlike Any In All Of Sports History collides with the present, as names including Johnson, Gordon and Busch build upon a foundation laid by the likes of Waltrip, Yarborough and Earnhardt.

This Saturday night, the most thrilling all-star exhibition in all of sports roars under the lights at the historic Charlotte Motor Speedway, with the 29th running of the NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race. There are no points in this one, but one major prize - a $1 million payout to the victor courtesy of Sprint.

In 1985, NASCAR held its inaugural all-star clash, with Darrell Waltrip coming home first among a field of 12. This year, 22 cars will take the green on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. ET, live on SPEED, Motor Racing Network Radio and SiriusXM Satellite Radio. Nineteen of those drivers have already locked up a spot; three more will earn entry moments before driver introductions.

A primer on the All-Star eligibility... o Drivers who have won NASCAR Sprint Cup Series points races in 2012 and 2013 o Drivers who are past NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race winners in the last 10 years o Drivers who are past NASCAR Sprint Cup Series champions in the previous 10 years o The top-two finishers in the Sprint Showdown, the 40-lap race that precedes the NASCAR Sprint o All-Star Race o The top Sprint Fan Vote driver who finishes the Showdown and whose car is in "raceable" condition as determined by the series director per the 2013 entry blank. Fans may vote for their favorite driver by using the NASCAR Mobile '13 application or online at

www.NASCAR.com/SprintFanVote. Saturday evening, the grand finale Mobile '13 application or online at Votes cast from the NASCAR Mobile of a week packed with fan-friendly www.NASCAR.com/SprintFanVote.

'13 application count double. activities on and off the race track. Votes cast from the NASCAR Mobile '13 application count double.

Format changes will greet the See below for a full schedule of world's best drivers this weekend, events for the upcoming week. All Saturday, May 18, 9 p.m. - NASCAR all with one central theme: speed. on-track activity will take place at Sprint All-Star Race. For tickets, call Charlotte Motor Speedway: 1-800-455-FANS or go to www.charThe need for speed begins Friday lottemotorspeedway.com. SPEED, night with Coors Light Pole qualify- Friday, May 17, NASCAR Day - The Motor Racing Network Radio and ing at 6 p.m. ET on SPEED. Qualifying NASCAR Foundation and NASCAR SiriusXM Satellite Radio will broadwill consist of three laps and a industry will come together on cast the event. mandatory four-tire pit stop. Pit Friday at Charlotte Motor Speedway road speed, entering and exiting, (CMS) to celebrate the 10th Annual The drivers already locked into the will not be enforced. The team with NASCAR Day. This special day is an main event are: Marcos Ambrose, the quickest time wins the Coors unprecedented celebration of driv- Greg Biffle, Clint Bowyer, Kurt Light Pole and will lead the field to ers, corporate partners, media and Busch, Kyle Busch, Dale Earnhardt green on Saturday night. fans uniting with The NASCAR Jr., Carl Edwards, Jeff Gordon, Foundation to support a range of Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick, Like last year, the 2013 NASCAR charitable causes that are relevant Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Matt Sprint All-Star Race will consist of and meaningful to those within the Kenseth, Brad Keselowski, Joey five segments - four 20-lap segments NASCAR family. Fans can get the Logano, Mark Martin, Ryan Newman, and a 10-lap shootout. The winner commemorative NASCAR Day pin David Ragan and Tony Stewart. earns a $1 million pay day from and make a donation at Sprint. www.NASCAR.com/foundation.

Keep up to date with all the week's events by following @NASCAR or But unlike last year, the running Friday, May 17, 6 p.m. ET - NASCAR @CLTMotorSpdwy on Twitter order at the completion of the Sprint All-Star Race Coors Light Pole (Hashtag: #SprintAllStar). fourth segment (Lap 80) will be Qualifying. For tickets, call 1-800repositioned based on the average 455-FANS or log onto www.charlotte- The next NASCAR Sprint Cup Series finish for the first four segments - motorspeedway.com. SPEED will race will be the NASCAR Sprint Allputting a premium on strong finish- televise the event.

Star Race at Charlotte Motor es throughout the entire event. The Speedway on Saturday, May 18 at new lineup will be placed directly Friday, May 17, 8 p.m. ET - NASCAR 7:30 p.m. on SPEED, Motor Racing behind the caution car prior to the Camping World Truck Series North Network Radio and SiriusXM opening of pit road for a mandatory Carolina Education Lottery 200. For Satellite Radio. four-tire pit stop, placing a spotlight tickets, go to www.charlottemotorfirmly on the unsung heroes of speedway.com or call 1-800-455NASCAR - the pit crews. The order of FANS. SPEED, Motor Racing Network the cars returning to the track will Radio and SiriusXM Satellite Radio determine the starting order of the will broadcast the event. fifth segment. Running order ties will be broken by the finish of the Saturday, May 18, 7:30 p.m. ET fourth segment. In the fifth and final Sprint Showdown (top-two finishers segment, only green flag laps will qualify for the NASCAR Sprint Allcount.

Star Race). For tickets, go to www.charlottemotorspeedway.com This year there is even an added or call 1-800-455-FANS. SPEED, Motor incentive: if a driver wins all five Racing Network Radio and SiriusXM segments, he or she will take home Satellite Radio will broadcast the "Bruton's Big Bonus" - an extra $1 event. million paid by Charlotte Motor Speedway and Bruton Smith, Chief One final option remains for those Executive Officer, Speedway not already locked in after the Motorsports, Inc. Sprint Showdown - the Sprint Fan Vote. Fans may vote for their All of this action takes place this favorite driver by using the NASCAR ENIGMA MAY 16 2013

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MONEY MANAGEMENT

GET THE FACTS BEFORE YOU FILE CHAPTER 7 BANKRUPTCY There are two most common forms; Chapter 7 and Chapter 13. Each has its own set of advantages and disadvantages. In this article you'll learn what Chapter 7 bankruptcy is and find out if filing for one is your best course of action.

responsible for any remaining debt not covered by the sale your assets. Your debt is "wiped clean," which means you'll have to start your life from scratch after losing possessions.

you're earning more than the state-specific median income in order to qualify. A lot of debtors have passed the new Means Test. The hardest part, however, is in gathering the information required to qualify. Working with a Chapter 7 What happens in practice, lawyer can definitely speed though, is far different from up the process.

Wh at Ch apter 7 of the what the law intends. About 96 percent of personal bank- Those deep in debt may want U.S. Bank ru ptcy Code ruptcies are no-asset cases. to try qualifying. An article at Covers No property is liquidated is CNN Money describes this taken away from a debtor form of personal bankruptcy Chapter 7 or "straight bankeither because it's exempted as "the best option for conruptcy" is generally what peoor low-value. sumers saddled with insurple mean when they think mountable debt." about bankruptcy. Put simply, W h o C a n Q u a l i f y f o r a Chapter 7 reduces your debt if Wh at to Watc h Ou t f or Ch apte r 7 you, the debtor, surrender a Wh en Fi li ng part of your property. During the proceedings, all assets not Debtors who file for this type protected against creditors of bankruptcy should first Filing for bankruptcy is one will be liquidated. There's no consult with a Chapter 7 of the biggest decisions that repayment plan involved bankruptcy lawyer. That's can either revive or ruin your since you'll no longer be because you have prove finances. Credit counseling

agencies and lawyers that can financially benefit from your position may slow down the process or may put you at a disadvantage. Talking to someone who has gone through this can give you a glimpse of the process.

Learn from their experience and talk it through with your partner and anyone who may be affected by the bankruptcy filing.

As always, consulting with a Chapter 7 bankruptcy lawyer can save you from unexpected legal consequences. A good lawyer can even point you to alternative solutions or actions to take before filing for a bankruptcy.

- Josie Franklin

PROFESSIONAL SERVICE DIRECTORY

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Hey, What’s your sign?

ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) Passion is inevitable and commitments can be made during the heat of the night. Unexpected visitors will be a welcome surprise. You may find it difficult to discuss personal matters with family members.

You’re best not to get involved in joint financial ventures.

Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.

TAURUS (Apr. 21- May 21) Spend time with friends and relatives. Travel for pleasure. You will be extremely sensual; take precautions and don’t take any risks. You will find your vitality is lowered.

Don’t let friends or relatives make you feel guilty if you’re not able to attend one of their affairs.

Your lucky day this week will be Tuesday.

may want you to contribute more cash than you can really afford.

Don’t give out any personal information that you don’t want spread around.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) Difficulties with older females in your family may turn out to be quit trivial after all. Your emotional state will vacillate You may jump from the Your lucky day this week will be frying pan into the fire if you make Sunday. a move this week. Knowledge can be acquired if you listen.

LEO (July 23-Aug 22) Your lucky day this week will be Be prepared to overcome frustra- Wednesday. tions and obstacles at work. Secret affairs could cause upset. Empty SAGITTARIUS promises will cause upset. You may (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) be confused emotionally.

Although up setting, changes in your domestic situation will be favorable.

Your lucky day this week will be You will have the stamina and the Wednesday. know how to raise your earning power. Leave your checkbook and VIRGO credit cards at home. Reevaluate (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) your situation.

Concentrate on work or make changes to yourself. You will find Your lucky day this week will be that friends or relatives may not Tuesday. understand your needs. Your anger may be impossible to contain if you CAPRICORN get into debates with family mem- (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) bers. Opportunities to make finan- Children may be less than honest cial gains will develop through your with you. Difficulties with your mate connections with other people. may lead to estrangement. Abrupt changes concerning your profesYour lucky day this week will be Thursday.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21) You may find that your emotional partner will not be too eager to accommodate you. Your doubt could lead to insecurity. Your high energy will enable you to enlist the help of those in a position to back LIBRA you. After all, they may have valu- (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) Your lover will be extremely sensiable information to pass on. tive and now will not be a good time Your lucky day this week will be to make changes that they won’t like. Exercise is always a good way Tuesday. to relieve stress. Don’t push your luck with authority. Your ability to CANCER relate will close the generation gap.

(June 22-July 22) You can make it up to them later.

You may find your nights sleepless Your lucky day this week will be due to bad dreams. Friends or Monday. groups that you’re affiliated with

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sional position are evident. Don’t let your personal dilemmas interfere with your goals.

Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) You will be emotional with regard to your personal life. Be sure to take care of the needs of your immediate loved ones first. You can sell your ideas to those who have the money to back them. Try not to overreact to the loss.

Your lucky day this week will be Monday.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Electrical problems may be an issue.

Offer good conversation and a nice soothing lunch. You may want to make changes in your home environment. You haven’t been totally honest with yourself and it’s time to review your motives.

Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.

New Hires As expected, new UTChattanooga athletic director David Blackburn hit the ground running. Before he had finished setting up his new office, the former UT assistant AD named head coaches for our hometown university’s basketball programs.

Will Wade, formerly an assistant to Shaka Smart at Virginia Commonwealth University, will take the reins for the men’s team. Jim Foster, known locally for his stint at Vanderbilt and recently fired by Ohio State, will coach the Lady Mocs…

At first glance, the two new hoops mentors couldn’t be more different. Wade is a 30-year-old with no head coaching experience on his resume. Foster will be inducted into the Women’s Basketball Hall of Fame on June 8 and ranks 11th in career wins

(with a 783-307 record) in NCAA history. (Foster and Rutgers coach C. Vivian Stringer are the only women’s coaches to win at least 200 games at three different schools.) Wade is making his first stop on the head coaching trail. Foster is probably making his last.

VCU went 27-9 this season to finish the season ranked 23rd.

Smart has been hailed as one of the hottest coaches in the men’s game. His Rams have made four straight postseason appearance and three consecutive NCAA tournament trips. Most notably, they wore the “Cinderella” slippers in the 2011 Final Four. Smart is quick to praise Wade’s recruiting savvy and thinks UTC made a great hire. Wade is a Nashville native who is taking over for recently-fired John Shulman.

Under Shulman, the Mocs only

earned one NCAA bid (in 2009) over his eight seasons. The Mocs made four NCAA appearances between 1993-97, including a trip to the Sweet 16 in 1997. Mack McCarthy, UTC head coach during that span, was also making his first head coaching stop. Prior to McCarthy’s reign, the Mocs tasted NCAA tournament success under the tutelage of Murray Arnold (another collegiate first-timer).

Wade’s job is to bring a winning tradition back to Chattanooga men’s basketball… …Foster’s job is to continue the winning ways established by departed Lady Mocs coach Wes Moore. Moore took over at N.C. State after leading UTC to nine NCAA trips in his 15 years at the helm. Foster made several trips to Chattanooga back when the city hosted the Southeastern Conference championship and developed a strong friendship with Lady Mocs superfan Henry

…Blackburn’s first two hires look good on paper. Time will tell if they can produce on harder wood. They both should be able to recruit at a high level. Their hiring should reassure current Mocs and Lady Mocs, as well as the high-dollar donors who fund the UTC athletic department.

Blackburn, an experienced fundraiser during his stint up in Knoxville, will be actively trying to get the university’s athletic coffers up to a level that will help grow and sustain successful sports programs. He hit the ground running, all right…

- David N. Marks

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Ask Rocco Common Sense Advice

Dear Rocco, A few years ago I went through a bitter divorce after being married for a very long time. While I don’t care if I ever see my ex again, for this past Mother’s Day I sent her some flowers. I figure, since she did give birth to my three kids who mean the world to me, I can at least admire her for that, if not anything else. My friends said I shouldn’t have done it and that I’m an idiot for doing it.

What do you think?

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Rocco is a common sense, tell-itlike-it-is, no-nonsense kind of guy offering real advice on any subject put before him. Why pay thousands of dollars on a high-priced therapist when he’ll straighten you out for free. If you’d like advice from Rocco e-mail him at goaskrocco@yahoo.com or drop him a line at Ask Rocco c/o Enigma P.O. Box 825 Chattanooga, TN 37401.

WEIRD NEWS LYNN, Mass. - Commissioners of a Massachusetts cemetery said they rejected a proposed grave stone inscription due to the inclusion of profanity. The Pine Grove Cemetery commission in Lynn voted 6-0 to bar Sonny Santiago’s family from inscribing his grave stone with lines of verse he wrote that include profanity, The Daily Item, Lynn, reported Thursday. Santiago died in a motor vehicle crash Feb. 23 at the age of 23. “You gonna remember the damn

name, I give a [expletive] if I die with no damn friends, I got my fam by my side and that’s until the end,” the proposed inscription reads. The family said they have submitted an alternate poem by Santiago for the grave stone and commissioners did not raise any objections to the profanity-free verse.

MADRID - The Spanish interior minister questioned plans for a luxurious prison with flat screen TVs in every cell and an indoor pool. Interior Minister Jorge Fernandez Diaz addressed the

country’s congress Wednesday and questioned the plans for the luxurious San Sebastian Penitentiary in the Basque region, The Local.es reported Thursday. “It’s unreasonable,” he said. “The project must implement services that help to re-educate and reinsert interns into society.” The official said the project will soon be completed at a cost of $11 million.

Joseba Agirretxea, a lawmaker from the Basque National Party, criticized plans to slash the planned prison’s budget from

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$148 million to $91.7 million.

RIO DE JANEIRO - The Rio de Janeiro State Health Department said in a statement that the woman’s husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off (who hasn’t that happened to?), firing a harpoon that hit her cervical spine. Elisangela Borborema Rosa was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery. The police statement quotes neurosurgeon Allan da Costa as saying that the harpoon came within 1 centime-

ter of killing the woman. He said he expects a full recovery. A police officer said by telephone that officials are looking into the case. “Everything indicates it was an accident, but we are investigating. We don’t think the husband tried to kill her,” said the officer. “But once she fully recovers we will be able to question her and get a clearer picture of what happened.”

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A 94year-old Florida woman said she is heading to Nevada this month for her 67th consecutive United States Bowling Congress Women’s Championships tournament. Mini Tvaska of St. Petersburg, who holds the record for consecutive participation in the tournament, said she will participate in this year’s May 21 event in Reno despite most of her vision being taken by macular degeneration, the Tampa Bay (Fla.) Times reported Monday. Tvaska said she throws her first ball without assistance, but then needs to be told which pins are still standing so she can attempt to aim her second throw.] She said she was initially frustrated when losing her sight. “It was but now I’m grateful for what I can see. I do the best I can,” she said. Matt Cannizzaro, media relations manager for the USBC Open and Women’s Championships, said officials are proud to have Tvaska as an annual competitor.

“Mini has displayed admirable dedication to the sport of bowling, and we’re glad to have her as a representative,” he said.

“She lights up the event as soon as she walks in.”

OKLAHOMA CITY - Police in Oklahoma said they arrested a man accused of trying to steal a Zamboni from a convention center. Oklahoma City police

said Spencer Holt, 24, attempted to take the Zamboni from the Cox Convention Center but was unable to get the mammoth ice-smoothing vehicle out of the building, KWTV, Oklahoma City, reported Monday. Security guards were able to subdue Spencer, who police said was intoxicated. The charges against Holt include destruction of private property and public drunkenness.

SCRANTON, PA - This is exactly how a zombie movie would start. A man has been sentenced to prison for attacking two women on a northeastern Pennsylvania sidewalk while bloody and naked, and gnawing on the head of one of them. A Scranton newspaper reports a judge sentenced 21-year-old Richard Cimino Jr. to between 90 days and nearly two years in prison for the attack. He had pleaded guilty to simple assault and other charges. Cimino told Wayne County Judge Raymond Hill he was sorry. He was under the influence of a hallucinogenic drug at the time.

Investigators say Cimino had stripped naked and broke into an empty home in September, because that is what you do when a space virus reanimates your corpse, then was badly hurt jumping from a window.

Authorities say he attacked the women walking down the street, gnawing on the head of one. Both escaped.

PETOSKEY, Mich. - A German man and an American woman connected through an international youth program in 1947 said they are still pen pals today. Helen Fortney of East Jordan, Mich., sent her first letter to Kurt Maybaum of Germany at the age of 17, The Petoskey News-Review report-

ed, as part of a program meant to improve world peace through correspondence. Fortney was living in southern Michigan at the time, and the two quickly became friends. “It was a delightful experience because I had never been to Germany,” said Fortney. “He would send a lot of pictures and he was very proud of his heritage.”

Maybaum, who was 20 when he received the first letter, was a soldier during World War II and had spent time as a prisoner of war. Their letters were sometimes a few months apart, or sometimes just a few weeks, the News-Review said. In 1970, after 23 years of writing, Fortney traveled to Amsterdam, Netherlands, and the two met for the first time. Fortney’s husband, Matt, served in WWII in the U.S. Army, and he and Maybaum talked about their stories. “They started talking about their experience in the war. It was very moving,” Fortney said.

MIAMI, FL - Who says chivalry is dead? Authorities say a South Florida man nearly drowned after jumping into a storm drain seeking a woman’s dropped keys - fortified first by chugging a bottle of rum to keep warm.

Miami Beach police say 49-yearold Richard Brandenberg told the woman that he had experience working in sewer systems and was willing to go in and look for her keys. Witnesses say Brandenberg then drank a halfpint of rum and smoked a cigarette, telling them it was to keep warm in the cold water. Police say Brandenberg went down twice, emerging each time to have another smoke. He didn’t come back up on the third try, and witnesses called 911.

Authorities found Brandenberg by popping a nearby manhole cover, then performed CPR to revive him. Brandenberg is recovering at a local hospital.

MANALAPAN, Fla. - Police in Florida said a man caught having sex on a public beach said he had been skinny-dipping with a woman and “one thing led to another.” The Manalapan Police Department said they responded to a report of a couple having sex on a public beach and they arrived to find Ward Powell, 53, of Boynton Beach, and Tanya Wheeler, 34, of Greenville, S.C., still nude, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Thursday. Powell told officers he and Wheeler had Artists like Slash, Cher, Rihanna, Selena been skinny dipping in the Gomez, Kid Rock and ocean and “one thing led to 100s of another.” The man told police others entrust us with he was unable to help himself.

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Los Lobos, Los Lonely Boys, Alejandro Escovedo June 21 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) “Archer” June 21 TTH H EE H HO OTT SSPPO OTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine June 22 ATTLLA A AN N TTA A BBO OTTA AN N IICCA ALL G GA A RRD DEE N N (Atlanta) Pt Benatar & Neil Giraldo June 23 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo June 25 AA A ARRO ON N’’ SS A AM M PPH HII TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Pitbull June 27 MIILL LLEERR PPLLA M AZZ A A Lake Street Dive, Ten Bartram June 28 MA M ASS Q QU U EE RRA AD D EE M MU U SSIICC PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Merle Haggard, Jamey Johnson June 28 CCO OBBBB EE N N EERRG G YY PPEE RRFF O ORR M MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Bill Cosby June 28 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Gregg Allman June 28 WA W ARR M MEE M MO ORRII A ALL A AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Dennis DeYoung June 28 DU D UM MPPYY’’ SS (Ocoee) Georgia Pine June 29 SSYYM MPPH HO ON N YY H HA A LLLL (Atlanta) Joan Rivers June 29 AA A ARRO ON N’’ SS A AM M PPH HII TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Bob Dylan, Wilco, My Morning Jacket June 29 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Fall Out Boy June 30 RRIIVVEERRFF RRO ON NTT PPA ARRK K (Nashville) Bob Dylan, Wilco, My Morning Jacket June 30 SSYYM MPPH HO ON N YY H HA A LLLL (Atlanta) Cyndi Lauper July 2 CCH HA ASS TTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Big Time Rush, Victoria Justice, Olivia Somerlyn July 3 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA A CCLL EE (Atlanta) Emeli Sande July 3 MIILL LLEERR PPLLA M AZZ A A Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes, Lumbar Five July 5 MIIK M K EE O O’’ SS BBA ARR && G GRR IILLLL (Chatsworth) Georgia Pine July 5 CCO OU UN NTTRRYY TTO ON N IITTEE TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Pigeon Forge) Tanya Tucker July 5 VVII N NYYLL (Atlanta) Rachael Yamagata, Sanders Benke July 5 HIIG H GH HW WA A TTTT (Nashville) Matt Pond July 6 SSCCH HEE RRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYYM M PPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Chaka Khan July 6 CCH HA ASS TTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Harry Connick Jr. July 7 BBO OTTTTLLEE TTRREEEE (Birmingham) Matt Pond July 7 WA W ARR M MEE M MO ORRII A ALL A AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Marilyn Manson July 9 CCH HA ASS TTA A IIN N PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) The Stylistics, The Manhattans, Heatwave, Harold Melvin’s Bluenotes, Peaches & Herb, The Min Ingredient July 10 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON NEE A ARR EEN NA A (Nashville) Lil Wayne, T.I., Future July 10 TTEE N NN NEE SSSSEE EE TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Harry Connick Jr. July 11 MIILL LLEERR PPLLA M AZZ A A Wheeler Brothers, Birds w Fleas July 12 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN N EETTTT CCEE N N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Beyonce July 12 AA A ARRO ON N’’ SS A AM M PPH HII TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Lil Wayne, T.I., Future July 12 CCO OBBBB EE N N EERRG G YY PPEE RRFF O ORR M MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Village People July 12 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON NEE A ARR EEN NA A (Nashville) Beyonce July 13 TTH H EE W WO OO OD D SS A ATT FFO ON NTTA AN NEE LL (Whites Creek) Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds Five, Guster

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July 13 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Camera Obscura July 13 CCH HA A SSTTA AIIN N PPA ARR K K (Atlanta) Johnny Gil, Ralph Tresvant, Bobby Brown, After 7 feat.

Kevon Edmonds, Al B Sure, Color Me Badd July 13 CCEEN N TTEERR SSTTA AG G EE (Atlanta) Geto Boys July 13 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Thompson Square July 14 BBIIJJO OU U TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Toad the West Sprocket July 14 WIILL D W DH HO ORRSSEE SSA A LLO OO ON N (Nashville) Everclear, Live, Filter, Sponge July 16 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Swing Out Sister July 16 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE @ @ EEN N CCO ORREE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Phish July 17 TTH HEE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Marilyn Manson July 17 MII LLLLEE RR PPLL A M AZZA A Special Guest with Smooth Dialects July 19 CCH HA A SSTTA AIIN N PPA ARR K K (Atlanta) Anita Baker July 19 ATTLLA A AN N TTA A BBO OTTA AN N IICCA ALL G GA ARRD D EEN N (Atlanta) Boz Scaggs July 19 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE @ @ EEN N CCO ORREE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Robert Plant July 19 FFRREE D D RRIICCK K BBRR O OW WN N JJRR.. A AM MPP H HII TTH H EE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Paul Revere & the Raiders, Mary Wilson, The Association, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels July 20 TTH HEE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) O.A.R., Amber McMahon July 20 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) 311, Cypress Hill, G. Love & Special Sauce July 20 FFO OXX TTH H EE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Mindless Behavior, OMG Girlz, Allen Stone July 20 SSYYM M PPH HO ON N YY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Yes July 21 CCH HA A SSTTA AIIN N PPA ARR K K (Atlanta) New Order July 21 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) The Monkees July 24 AA A ARRO ON N ’’SS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Van’s Warped Tour July 25 MII LLLLEE RR PPLL A M AZZA A Swear and Shake, Jordan Hallquist July 26 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE @ @ EEN N CCO ORREE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds Five, Guster July 26 ATTLLA A AN N TTA A BBO OTTA AN N IICCA ALL G GA ARRD D EEN N (Atlanta) Lyle Lovett July 26 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEE SSSS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA ATTRREE @ @ EEN N CCO ORREE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Keith Urban July 27 SSYYM M PPH HO ON N YY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) “Weird Al” Yankovic July 28 AA A ARRO ON N SS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Rob Zombie, Five Finger Death Punch, Mastodon, Children of Bodom, Machine Head, Behemoth, Born of Osiris, Motionless in White, Butcher Babies, Battlecross, Huntress, Thrown Into Exile July 30 AA A ARRO ON N SS A AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Train, The Script, Gavin DeGraw July 31 MII LLLLEE RR PPLL A M AZZA A The Cleverlys, Lou Wamp & Swing Shift August 2 OA O AK KM MO OU UN N TTA AIIN NA AM M PPH H IITTH H EEA A TTRR EE (Pelham) Goo Goo Dolls, MatchboxTwenty August 2 GEE O G ORRG G IIA AD DO OM MEE (Atlanta) Kenny Chesney, Zac Brown Band, Eli Young Band, Kacey

Musgraves August 3 AAA RRO A ON N SS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Goo Goo Dolls, MatchboxTwenty August 3 CCEE N NTTEE N NN N IIAA LL PPAA RRK K (Nashville) Flobots, Mndr, Modoc, Nappy Roots, Chancellor Warhol August 3 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Jonas Brothers August 4 CCA AN NN N EERRYY BBAALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Adam Ant August 5 CCEE N NTTEE RR SS TTAA G GEE (Atlanta) Adam Ant August 6 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) The Human League, Howard Jones, Information Society August 7 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Victoria Justice August 8 M IILLLL EERR PPLLAAZZ AA Aaron and the Spell with M Function August 9 PPH HIILL IIPPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Justin Bieber August 10 FF RREED D RRIICCK K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HIITTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Spin Doctors August 10 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Sugar Ray, Gin Blossoms, Smash Mouth, Vertical Horizon, Fastball August 10 VVEE RRIIZZ O ON NW W IIRREE LLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HIITTH HEE A ATTRREE @ @ EE N NCCO ORREE PPAARR K K (Atlanta) Peter Frampton, B.B. King, Sonny Landreth August 13 CCEE N NTTEE RR SS TTAA G GEE (Atlanta) Jimmy Eat World August 14 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) OneRepublic, Mayer Hawthorne, Churchill August 15 VVEE RRIIZZ O ON NW W IIRREE LLEE SSSS A AM M PPH HIITTH HEE A ATTRREE @ @ EE N NCCO ORREE PPAARR K K (Atlanta) The Killers August 15 M IILLLL EERR PPLLAAZZ AA Holly Williams with Cody M James Harris August 16 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Will Downing, Najee August 16 TTH HO OM M PPSS O ON N-- BBO OLLIIN NG GA ARREE N NA A (Knoxville) “American Idols Live” August 16 M AARRAATTH M HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORR K KSS (Nashville) Jimmy Eat World August 16 D AALLTTO D ON ND D EEPPO OTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine August 17 BBRRII D DG GEE SSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Bruno Mars, Fitz & the Tantrums August 17 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Josh Groban August 18 ATTLL A A AN N TTAA BBO OTTAAN N IICCA ALL G GA ARRD D EEN N (Atlanta) Roger Hodgson August 18 D && LLIIN 33RRD ND D SSLLEE YY (Nashville) BoDeans August 21 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Big Head Todd & the Monsters, Soul Asylum, The Wailers, Matthew Sweet August 21 PPH HIILL IIPPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Bruno Mars, Fitz & the Tantrums August 22 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Backstreet Boys, Jesse McCartney, DJ Pauly D August 22 M IILLLL EERR PPLLAAZZ AA Leagues (UTC night) with M Moonlight Bride August 23 FF RREED D RRIICCK K BBRRO OW WN N JJRR.. A AM M PPH HIITTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Huey Lewis & the News August 23 CCH HAASSTTAAII N N PPAARRK K (Atlanta) Cheech & Chong, WAR, Tower of Power August 23 SSCCH HEE RRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYYM M PPH HO ON N YY CCEEN N TTEE RR (Nashville) Huey Lewis & the News August 25 M IILLLL EERR PPLLAAZZ AA Screaming Orphans with M Rigoletto August 30

BBRR IID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) “American Idols Live” August 31 VVEE RRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRR EELL EESS SS AA M MPPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE @ @ EE N N CCO ORREE PPAA RRK K (Atlanta) Allman Brothers Band, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals September 2 A RREEN A N AA @ @G GW W IIN NN N EE TTTT CCEE N NTTEE RR (Atlanta) Muse, Cage the Elephant September 4 BBRR IID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) Iron Maiden, Megadeth September 5 BBRR IID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) Muse, Cage the Elephant September 6 D AALL TTO D ON ND D EE PPO OTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine September 7 VVEE RRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRR EELL EESS SS AA M MPPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE @ @ EE N N CCO ORREE PPAA RRK K (Atlanta) Steely Dan September 7 TTH HEE EEAA RRLL (Atlanta) Pere Ubu September 7 VVA A RRIIEE TTYY PPLLAAYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Hanson September 8 W IILLD W DH HO ORRSSEE SSAA LLO OO ON N (Nashville) Hanson September 10 A AARRO A ON N’’ SS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) Depeche Mode September 12 SS CCH HEE RRM M EERR H HO ORRN N SS YYM MPP H HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Chicago September 12 CCH HAASS TTAA IIN N PPAARR K K (Atlanta) Charlie Wilson September 13 A AARRO A ON NSS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Kid Rock, ZZ Top, Uncle Kracker September 14 SS YYM MPPH HO ON N YY H HAALLLL (Atlanta) Pet Shop Boys September 14 TTH HEE TTAABBEE RRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Matisyahu September 14 A AARRO A ON NSS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Miranda Lambert September 15 PPA A RRK K TTAA VVEERRN N (Atlanta) Ed Roland & the Sweet Tea Project September 15 TTU U SSCCAALL O OO OSS AA AAM M PPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE (Tuscaloosa) Fun., Tegan & Sara September 16 A AARRO A ON NSS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, PJ Morton September 16 BBRR IID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran September 19-21 TTH HEE W WO OO OD D SS AA TT FFO ON N TTAAN N EELL (Whites Creek) Fun., Tegan & Sara September 22 TTH HIIRRD DM M AAN N RR EECCO ORRD D SS (Nashville) Mudhoney, Cheap Time September 26 VVA A RRIIEE TTYY PPLLAAYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Colin Hay September 27 A AARRO A ON N’’ SS AAM M PPH HIITTH HEEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) John Mayer, Phillip Phillips September 27 RRII VVEERRFF RRO ON N TT PPAARRK K (Nashville) Zac Brown Band September 27/28 TTH HEE M M AASSQ QU U EERRAA D DEE (Atlanta) Kamelot, Delain Eclipse September 28 VVEE RRIIZZ O ON NW WIIRR EELL EESS SS AA M MPPH HIITTH HEE AATTRREE @ @ EE N N CCO ORREE PPAA RRK K (Atlanta) Fall Out Boy September 28 TTEE N NN NEE SSSS EEEE TTH HEEAA TTRREE (Knoxville) City & Colour September 28 N VV N N N IIG GH HTTCCLL U UBB (Knoxville) Aaron Carter September 29 TTH HEE EEAA RRLL (Atlanta) Mudhoney, Cheap Time October 2 TTEE N NN NEE SSSS EEEE TTH HEEAA TTRREE (Knoxville) Lewis Black October 3 FF O OXX TTH HEEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) Sarah Brightman October 9 SS YYM MPPH HO ON N YY H HAALLLL (Atlanta) Michael McDonald October 13 SS CCH HEE RRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SS YYM MPP H HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) Chris Botti October 18

ATTLLAAN A N TTAA M MO OTTO ORR SS PPEEEE D DW WAA YY (Hampton) The Beach Boys October 18 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Neutral Milk Hotel, Elf Power October 19 PPH HII LLIIPPSS AARR EEN N AA (Atlanta) Rod Stewart, Steve Winwood October 19 CCO OBBBB EEN N EE RRG GYY PPEE RRFFO ORRM M IIN NG G AARR TTSS CCEE N NTTEE RR (Atlanta) Lewis Black October 19 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY LLII VVEE (Birmingham) Neutral Milk Hotel, Elf Power October 20 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N N AA (Nashville) Michael Buble October 23 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N N AA (Nashville) Selena Gomez & the Scene October 25 DAALL TTO D ON ND D EE PPO OTT (Dalton) Georgia Pine October 26 PPH HII LLIIPPSS AARR EEN N AA (Atlanta) Selena Gomez & the Scene October 26 TTH HEE TTAABBEE RRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Neutral Milk Hotel, Half Japanese October 26 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N N AA (Nashville) Justin Timberlake November 15 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE AARREE N N AA (Nashville) The Charlie Daniels Band, Kenny Rogers, Montgomery Gentry, Dierks Bentley, Tanya Tucker, Josh Turner, Garth Brooks, Kid Rock, Same Moore, Shelby Lynne, the Oak Ridge Boys, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson, T. Graham Brown, Mark Chesnutt, Joe Diffie, Jamey Johnson, Tracy Lawrence, Patty Loveless, Kathy Mattea, Lorrie Morgan, Pam Tillis, Gene Watson, Clay Walker, Aaron Tippin, Collin Ray, Crystal Gayle, Brenda Lee, TG Sheppard, Bobby Bare, Don Mclean, Billy Ray Cyrus November 22 BBJJCCCC A ARR EEN N AA (Birmingham) Pink December 3 VVA A RRIIEE TTYY PPLLAA YYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) John Waters December 12 PPH HII LLIIPPSS AARR EEN N AA (Atlanta) Andrea Bocelli

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this week in rock history 11995511 The number one record on America’s R&B chart was a song called “Rocket 88” by Jackie Brenston And His Delta Cats. Many Rock historians say that this was the first true Rock and Roll record. Although Brenston sang, played sax and is credited as composer, ‘His Delta Cats’ were actually Ike Turner And His Kings of Rhythm.

11995555 Elvis Presley’s performance in Jacksonville, Florida is the first Presley show at which a riot ensues. After Elvis tells the audience, “Girls, I’ll see you backstage,” he has some of his clothes ripped off, but escapes unharmed.

Bo Diddley’s tune “Bo Diddley” debuts on the US R&B chart, where it will stay for 18 weeks, climbing to #1. The song will become his most successful record and introduces what will be known as the Bo Diddley beat.

11995566 Buddy Holly is fitted with contact lenses for his 20 / 800 eyes. Although they cost him $125, Holly can’t get used to them and will revert to his trademark glasses.

11995588 Link Wray’s guitar instrumental “Rumble” first appears on American music charts.

Even though it has no lyrics what so ever, the song was banned by many US radio stations who feared the title would promote teen violence. Despite the boycott, the song would still rise to #16 and sell over a million copies. Link would follow it with a tune called “Jack The Ripper”.

The Everly Brothers enjoy their second Billboard chart topper, “All I Have To Do Is Dream”, which will also rise to number one in the UK in July.

11996600 Frank Sinatra’s TV special, Timex Spectacular is broadcast on ABC-TV. Sinatra and Elvis Presley trade hits, Elvis singing “Witchcraft” and Sinatra belting out “Love Me Tender”. It will be Presley’s last TV appearance for eight years.

Billboard magazine reports that Berry Gordy Jr, a songwriter and publisher in Detroit, is working on his own record label after successfully producing a series of hit records.

11996633 When CBS censors tell him he cannot perform his “Talking John Birch Society Blues”, Bob Dylan walks out of dress rehearsals for The Ed Sullivan Show. When told the tune may be libelous, Dylan refuses to appear on the program.

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Lesley Gore’s “It’s My Party” enters Billboard’s Top 40, where it will reach #1. It will also become a Top Ten hit in the UK.

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After hitting #22 the previous year with “Twistin’ Matilda”, Jimmy Soul reached #1 on the Billboard chart with “If You Wanna Be Happy”, a song about the benefits of marrying an ugly woman. It would prove to be his final entry as the follow-up “Treat ‘Em Tough” flopped completely, after which Jimmy entered the US Army. He died of a heart attack in 1988, aged 45.

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21-year-old Mary Wells led the Billboard Pop chart with the Smokey Robinson written “My Guy”. The record was Wells’ 9th Top 40 entry and would prove to be her highest charting US single. It made #5 in the UK. 11 996655 The Rolling Stones record “Satisfaction” during a two day recording session at Chess Studios in Chicago. The song will top the Hot 100 for four straight weeks in July and lead the UK chart for two weeks in September. Mick Jagger would later say “It was the song that really made The Rolling Stones, changed us from just another band into a huge, monster band.”

The Byrds enter the Billboard Pop chart for the first time with their version of Bob Dylan’s “Mr. Tambourine Man”, which will climb to #1 by June.

11996666 The Rolling Stones release “Paint It Black”, one of the first Rock records to use a sitar.

The single will hit number one in both the UK and the US. The Beach Boys’ “Pet Sounds” album was released, featuring “Wouldn’t It Be Nice”, “Sloop John B.”, “God Only Knows”, and “Caroline No”. Paul McCartney picked it as one of his favorite albums of all time.

11 996677 The Monkees’ third LP, “Headquarters” was released. It was their first album recorded primarily by the four members of the group and would reach #1 in the US for one week before being relegated to second place for eleven consecutive weeks by “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”.

11996688 John Lennon and Paul McCartney appear on NBC-TV’s Tonight Show with guest-host Joe Garagiola sitting in for Johnny Carson.

The conversation included some light hearted banter about meditation, the forming of Apple Corps. and song writing.

The Rascals record “People Got To Be Free”, a song written by the group because of the assassinations of Dr. Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy. It will become their fourth and final million-selling single.

11996699 John Lennon, declared “an inadmissible immigrant to the US”, seeks a visa to visit America. Lennon’s standing visa was revoked by the US Embassy in London ten days before because of his drug conviction in November 1968.

Pete Townshend of The Who spent a night in jail in New York City after being charged with assault. The group was performing at the Fillmore East when a fire broke out at a supermarket next door. A plainclothes policeman leapt onto the stage to warn the crowd and Townshend, thinking the cop was a member of the audience, booted him off.

A group calling themselves The Chicago Transit Authority releases their self-titled debut double album. The band was later sued by the real Chicago Transit Authority and was forced to shorten their name to Chicago.

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Jefferson Airplane singer Marty Balin is arrested for possession of marijuana and for contributing to the delinquency of minors in Bloomington, Minnesota. Balin’s hotel room was raided by police at 5:30am.

They found Balin and friends with several girls aged between 12 to 17 years old. He is sentenced to one year’s hard labor and a $100 fine. He appeals and ends up paying only the fine.

Lead guitarist Randy Bachman quits The Guess Who. He would later form BachmanTurner Overdrive and enjoy six Billboard Top 40 hits with the band.

11997711 On his twenty-first birthday Stevie Wonder received his childhood earnings. Despite having made $30 million so far, he was given only $1 million.

11997744 Frank Zappa and his wife announce the birth of their third child, a boy named Ahmet Rodan Zappa. The child’s middle name came from a Japanese monster movie.

Ray Stevens had the whole country saying “Don’t look Ethel”, the hook line from his second straight Billboard chart topper, “The Streak”. It would also lead the hit parade in the UK a month later.

11997755 Elton John was awarded a Platinum record for his album “Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy”. It was the first L.P. to sell one million copies on its first day of release.

11997777 Having lost two other recording contracts in the past year, The Sex Pistols are signed to Richard Branson’s Virgin Records for £15,000 ($28,000).

Linda Ronstadt denies reports that she’d been offered $1 million to be photographed nude for a Hustler Magazine centerfold.

Publisher Larry Flynt offered the amount to ten famous women, none of whom accepted.

“When I Need You” becomes Leo Sayer’s second straight Billboard number one single, following last January’s “You Make Me Feel Like Dancing”. It was also #1 in the UK. 11997788 After singing background vocals for Eric Clapton’s “I Shot The Sheriff” in 1974, Yvonne Elliman had a US number one hit of her own with “If I Can’t Have You”. The song reached #4 in the UK. The Buddy Holly Story, a film starring Gary Busey, premiered in Holly’s hometown of Lubbock, Texas. The movie will be a critical and commercial success, although insiders said it had little historical accuracy.

11998800 Dr. George C. Nichopoulous is indicated in Memphis on 14 counts of over prescribing drugs to Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis and nine other patients.

Peter Criss dropped out of Kiss and was replaced by drummer Eric Carr. Carr was first heard on the concept album, “The Elder” in 1981. Both Ace Frehley and Criss

had been opposed to the idea of “The Elder” and when it bombed, Frehley also quit the band. Criss had co-written Kiss’ biggest hit single, “Beth”, and the band had to wait until 1990 to return to the US Top 10 when “Forever” made it to number 8.

their breakthrough in North America when “Don’t You (Forget About Me”) tops the Billboard singles chart. The song was written specifically for the film The Breakfast Club and was only the second tune recorded by the group that they did not write.

11 998811 The Who’s first album without Keith Moon, “Face Dances” goes Gold. It is considered a disappointment even to the band itself.

The L.P. makes it to #4 but offers just one hit single, “You Better You Bet” (#18).

11998866 Ted Nugent appears on Dr. Ruth Westheimer’s TV show and tells the audience “Life is one big female safari and Dr. Ruth is my guide.”

“Bette Davis Eyes” by Kim Carnes rocketed to the top spot on Billboard’s singles chart, where it would remain for six weeks.

Carnes received a personal thank-you letter for the song from actress Bette Davis, saying that it had impressed her young grandson.

11998822 After cracking the Billboard Top 40 in 1980 with “Angel Say No”, the four man Rock group from San Francisco named Tommy Tutone reached #5 with “867-5309 / Jenny”.

Lead singer Tommy Heath said that he really does know a girl named Jenny whose parent’s phone number was 867-5309.

Many folks with that phone number had it changed to avoid prank calls.

11998877 A fire destroys Tom Petty’s Los Angeles home and causes $800,000 worth of damage. It was later discovered to be the work of an arsonist.

11998888 Atlantic Records celebrates its 40th anniversary with a star-studded bash at New York’s Madison Square Garden. The show features reunions of Led Zeppelin, The Bee Gees, The Rascals, Genesis, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Wilson Pickett, The Coasters, Yes, Foreigner, and many others.

11998899 A judge in Tampa, Florida gave permission to original Byrds drummer Michael Clarke to continue using the Byrds’ name for another group he had formed.

11998833 Meat Loaf filed for bankruptcy, even though his “Bat Out of Hell” L.P. sold millions of copies in the late 1970s. Later, “Back Into Hell” would bring him back to the charts with the hit single, “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)”.

At the time of his bankruptcy, Meat Loaf’s latest album “Midnight at the Lost and Found” was sitting at number 7, but the album’s single, “If You Really Want To” stalled at number 59.

11999900 Sammy Davis Jr. died of throat cancer at the age of 64. Davis was a member of The Rat Pack, along with Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop and had several US Top 40 hits including “Something’s Gotta Give”, “Love Me or Leave Me”, “That Old Black Magic”, “The Candy Man” and his signature tune, “I’ve Gotta Be Me”.

11998855 Michael Jackson receives a humanitarian award from US President Ronald Reagan at the White House.

11999933 The acoustic guitar that Elvis Presley used to make his first recordings, “That’s All Right Mama” and “Blue Moon of Kentucky” in 1954, sold for $152,000 at an auction in London, England.

The Scottish Rock band Simple Minds make

11999944 Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were married in a private ceremony at a judge’s home in the Dominican Republic.

First word of the marriage would come two months later from the judge himself during an interview published in a Dominican newspaper.

family items after a confidential agreement had been reached with representatives of an auctioneer, the current owner of the materials, and a New Jersey man who claimed a warehouse full of Jackson memorabilia after a failed business venture wound up in bankruptcy court.

11999988 Frank Sinatra died at the age of 82 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills. He had his first hit in 1940 and went on to have over 30 US and 40 UK Top 40 singles.

22000099 Two weeks after he appeared on American Idol, Neil Diamond topped the Billboard Hot 200 album chart for the first time in his career when “Home Before Dark” went to number one. The closest he came before was with the 1973 soundtrack to “Jonathan Livingston Seagull”, which reached #2.

George Michael plead no contest to charges of lewd behavior in Beverly Hills Municipal Court. He was fined $810, sentenced to 80 hours of community service and ordered to undergo psychological counseling.

22 001100 Ronnie James Dio, the powerful voice for Elf, Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio and Heaven & Hell, lost his battle with stomach cancer at the age of 67.

2200 0000 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince reverts back to the name Prince. Because his publishing contract expired December 31, 1999, Prince says his birth name was emancipated from “long-term restrictive documents,” and he could stop using the unpronounceable symbol he used to identify himself when he was committed to what he called “undesirable relationships.”

220000 11 Music publishers Helios Music Corporation sues the band Garbage for plagiarism, saying the song “I Think I’m Paranoid” too closely resembles “Bend Me, Shape Me”, a 1968, number 5 hit for The American Breed.

22000022 Dionne Warwick was arrested at Miami International Airport for possession of marijuana after authorities found 11 joints in a lipstick case in her carry-on bag. The charges were dropped after she completed a drug program and made a contribution to charity.

A battery charge against Soul singer Lou Rawls was dismissed for insufficient evidence. The 67-year-old Rawls was arrested last January 15th for allegedly shoving his girlfriend, Nina Inman, during an argument about their relationship.

Paul McCartney told Scotland’s Sunday Mail newspaper that he is convinced The Beatles would have reformed in recent years if all their members had survived, because they would have signed up for a reunion “just for a laugh”. He pointed out that the band was asked to reunite shortly after they split, but said “It wasn’t really a good idea then, but I think if this much time had elapsed, I could easily see it happening. Somebody would have said, ‘Oh go on. Just for a laugh.’”

22001122 Donald “Duck” Dunn, bass guitarist for Booker T and the MGs, passed away while touring in Japan at the age of 70. He also played on Otis Redding’s “Respect” and Sam And Dave’s “Hold On, I’m Comin’”, Donna Summer, often called The Queen Of Disco, died of cancer at the age of 63.

During a career that peaked in the ‘70s, she won five Grammys and sold more than 130 million records worldwide.

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22000033 June Carter Cash died at the age of 73 after complications from heart surgery. Along with Merle Kilgore, June wrote the Johnny Cash hit “Ring of Fire” about their stormy courtship. That song became the biggest hit of his career, staying at number one in the US for seven weeks. Actress Reese Witherspoon portrayed June in the 2005 film Walk The Line.

22000044 Clint Warwick, the original bassist for The Moody Blues, died from liver disease at the age of 63. Clint left the band in 1966 after playing on their only number one hit, “Go Now”.

22000055 Gordon Lightfoot made a triumphant return to the stage at Massey Hall in Toronto, two years after he nearly died from an abdominal aneurysm. Greeted by a standing ovation, he quipped, “Sorry I’m late.”

22000077 Lawyers for Michael Jackson dropped an effort to block an auction of the Pop star’s personal belongings and other Jackson

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NEVER LOVED ELVIS JIM SELLS Well, this week promises to be weirder than most. It is not often that a band breaks big with a solo album, all full of retro sound, and ditches said sound for another retro sound by the time their sophomore effort hits the shelves.

However, that is exactly what Fitz and the Tantrums have done with their latest effort, “More Than Just A Dream”, leaving the retro-soul at the door and aims squarely for the 80s. Whether you like this album depends heavily on how you feel about the 80s.

Me? I love ‘em and I am seriously digging this record.

Fitz and the Tantrums are at their strongest when vocalists Michael Fitzpatrick and Noelle Scaggs are given room to roam and that is exactly what they do all over this rather enticing and very strange album.

Producer Tony Hoffer has worked with interestingly constructed sounds before –

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M83, Beck, Foster the People – and it shows in the confidence he infuses the music with. That confidence is illustrated by the ordering of the tracks. “Spark” is all bombast, closer to the funk of the debut album than anything else is here and it is followed by “6AM”, a stone synthesizer freak-out that reeks of early 80s synthesizers and early hip-hop 8-bit goodness.

Hoffer’s production sells both of them, the strident and the silly, equally. The songs are all over the place, with “Fools Gold” full of thunderous arena-sound synths late 80s pop and the following “Keepin’ Our Eyes Out” more of an early 80s Hall and Oates piano-synth mid-tempo pop song, and it is Hoffer that keeps it between the lines. It is hard to recall a recent album that owes more to its producer than “More Than Just A Dream”.

None of that is to slight what Fitz and the Tantrums have accomplished with this record. It must have been very tempting, when going into the studio, to record “Pickin’ Up The Pieces”, version two.

Judging by the success that sound found the first time, it had to have seemed like a sure thing to do a carbon copy follow-up. Well, thank God, Fitz and the Tantrums did not see it that way, for “More Than Just A Dream” is unreal good and unreal weird, a truly unique album that is derived from many sounds but that never sounds derivative. The tracks that really jump out are “6AM”, “Last Raindrop”, “House on Fire”, and “Get Away”, but there is not a weak track on the album. When they recorded “More than Just A Dream”, Fitz and the Tantrums would probably have said that they were trying to make an album that rocked, which they did, but they also had enough faith in their abilities to grow as a band and challenge their listeners. More bands need to give that a shot, for, as this album proves, the payoff can be tremendous.

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ratings and just 20 per cent on the likeability scale. The survey was carried out across America on May 6 and 7 with 571 voters taking part.

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…17-year-old rap prodigy CChhiiee ff KKee eeff is making bank off his music — GREAT NEWS — except he knocked up a girl and now has to pay a TON in child support based off his budding income. TMZ broke the Keeee ff — real name K Kee iitthh CCoozz aarr tt story, K — was sued for child support? by his middle-school-aged baby mama earlier this year. She claimed K Keeee ff fathered her kid — born in 2011 — when he was only 15. According to court docs, the teenage rapper pulls in about $13,000 A MONTH!!! Pretty baller considering his age. As a result, a judge ordered K Kee eeff to pony up $2,600 a month in child support — based on his lucrative career — plus $500 in day care expenses and $10,400 in previously unpaid supIf you know any truths, port. A hearing is set for next month half-truths, or outright lies about to finalize the amount. the local music and club scene send it to Sissy Vance c/o …A new study has rumoursmill@enigmaonline.com. revealed that, on average, most American people hate JJuuss ttiinn BBiiee bbee rr.

- Sissy Vance The teen pop star has millions of fans across the world but the evidence gathered as part of the Public Policy Polling group showed that BBii eebbeerr received 54% in unfavorable

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