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IN TECHNICOLOR Pop singer and actor Jesse McCartney was a child performer dynamo, singing on Broadway and landing an acting gig on All My Children before even joining his first boy band, a feat that came at the age of 12. Teen poppers Dream Street scored a platinum album with their self-titled debut before spinning off the careers of Chris Trousdale and McCartney himself. McCarntey will be making a guest appearance Thursday evening at Rhythm and Brews in Chattanooga. His appearance is brought possible thanks to Hits 96, the city’s leading Top 40 station.

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ITALIAN GODFATHERS Lacuna Coil is an Italian gothic metal band from Milan. Inspired by the combination of gothic imagery and music, the members have been known, musically, for composing mid-tempo songs consisting of prominent guitar lines and contrasting dual female/male vocal harmonies to help create a melodic, detached sound. Much of the band's recent material, however, sees a heavier and more down-tuned style, featuring a more distinct bass line and a higher mixing of the guitars within the songs. Lacuna Coil performs Wednesday at Track 29 in Chattanooga along with Devil You Know.

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Copy Me Sister, I Am A Youtuber Just as the title sounds eccentric, so will be the matter. I am hundred and ten percent sure that each one of us has ventured into the world of making videos once or multiple times. If not for making videos, but at least for viewing. And if you are a viewer just like me you really know what I am talking about. Although there are a zillion topics on which those videos are made but today I am going to touch upon, on makeup videos. Oh! Girls, yeah all girly and nice loads of sugar but with tons of spice. White chick or black beauty, caramel attitude or bronze queen you can find unlimited videos on the same topic, same products, same gestures, same funk and absolutely twin purpose but millions of different girls all claiming to talk about on totally unique topics. Well, whatever they say but me as an audience know that when one youtuber would film a video of how to wing your eyeliner all

other ants in the YouTube kingdom would trail the same yet declaring how different they are from the other ones. Crazy, aren't they? Or crazy, are we? Is it they filming the very same thing a billion times could be called bizarre or are we odd too that we watch the very same thing over and over again?

techniques to show patriotism in different colors and styles. They dress and dab on makeup to show how happy they are and this is a routine for them on every 4th of July. There isn't anything surprising on that count. However I saw a video by an Indian youtuber applying Indian flag colors on her eyes and doing makeup in that regard, but before starting the video she gave a 5 minute long speech that it has nothing to do with 4th of July and I am not copying them, this is my original idea etc. Sweet sister and my lovely readers I really wish to know that from when Indians celebrated Independence Day by doing makeup and dressing up especially for this day. As far as I can travel the memory lane, I recoup from the past that all we did was took part in the march past and ate sweets.

This tendency of copying and still shying away from the title of being a copycat is prevalent outside India but a shocking revelation would be that we Indians not only replicate the same thing but loudly and boldly proclaim that it has nothing to do with the foreigners but it is exclusively our idea. A very interesting example pertaining to what I am trying to explain would be this one. 4th of July is the independence day of United States of America and hence celebrated by each and every individ- When we grew up we loved ual there. Girls especially make that day for the sheer fact it use of their complex makeup

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brought us a holiday. But specifically donning makeup for 15th august, nope! I don't think so. If ever or anywhere I have seen patriotism and Indian flag painted on our cheeks and forehead is the match stadium where we cheer for the Indian team and cheer loud for the four's and six's they strike. Not elsewhere. This was a very mild example of what I am actually trying to emphasize on. YouTube is filled with several examples of girls bootlegging each other completely in their full glory yet brushing off the total blame on others and claim on them. How convenient. Sweethearts and sugars accepting that you got inspired and motivated by someone else which pushed you making one video on the same thing with your personal touch would only make you a better person and not smaller.

- Shubraa Tayal


McHale's Brewhouse Strikes Gold at the Great American Beer Festival McHale’s Brewhouse claimed a gold medal at the 2014 Great American Beer Festival (GABF) competition. Presented by the Brewers Association, GABF is the largest national beer competition that recognizes the most outstanding beers produced in the United States. The top three winners in the competition’s 90 beer-style categories were announced October 4 at the Great American Beer Festival awards ceremony held at the Colorado Convention Center in Denver, Colorado. “Our beer is brewed with love, for the love of beer.” said Adam Hale, BrewMaster at McHale’s Brewhouse. McHale’s Brewhouse was recognized in the Scottish-Style Ale beer-style category for its Scottish Pride, this traditional

The 2014 GABF competition winners were selected by an international panel of 222 expert judges from the record number of 5,507 entries, plus 89 Pro-Am entries, received from 1,309 U.S. breweries.

Scottish “80 schilling” ale is complex but simple. The malts produced in Scotland have a character all their own, and this beer is a tribute to that malt, “Golden Promise”. The traditional yeast from a Scottish brewery is used, which helps preserve the complexity of the malt flavor and gives the beer its pleasing, dry finish.

McHale’s Brewhouse is a 2-barrel brewpub located in Chattanooga, TN that specializes in bringing the highest quality beer to the Chattanooga beer market.

“Once again the Great American Beer Festival brings the best of the best together in one place,” said Chris Swersey, competition manager. “At a time when American brewers offer so much variety, it’s a true honor to be recognized as one of the finest. Our greatest gratitude to the winners and all entrants whose innovative and outstanding beers help make this such an esteemed competition.”

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MONEY MANAGEMENT

IS CHECK FRAUD DAMAGING YOUR BOTTOM LINE? In today's world, businesses face a number of challenges, but few are as daunting as combatting fraudulent checks. Technology has made it easier than ever before for criminals to produce or alter a check so that only an expert eye can detect it. This crime is no longer the exclusive domain of large check fraud rings. The home PC and desktop publishing has brought this technology within reach of the smallest petty criminal. Others choose to modify checks by using chemicals to remove all, or a portion, of the information and change it to benefit the criminal. Often, these crimes begin with the theft of a blank, canceled or valid check. Occasionally, this is accomplished with the cooperation of an employee, but it can also be accomplished by someone rummaging through company garbage, stealing company mail, or by

the theft of blank checks or financial documents stored in an unsecured area. Recent changes in the Uniform Commercial Code has made it clear that business share responsibility for preventing check fraud. For example, if the bank offers check stock with security features, the bank can claim negligence on the part of the company and is only partially liable for loss due to fraud. There are many ways that a business can prevent check fraud. One of the most popular methods is the use of MICR-check printing software that prints checks from secure, blank stock. This eliminates the possibility of someone stealing blank checks. Most check printing software incorporates a number of security features such as restricting user access to certain functions unless authorized, dollar amount limits for specific or authorized uses,

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and requiring that an authorized employee log in and verify all checks before they are printed. MICR-check printing software and accounts payable automation has become one of the most popular methods of preventing fraud through internal security. Another more common way to avoid dealing with check fraud is to carefully examine all checks that pass through a business or individuals hands. Bad checks may not be obvious but there are ways to tell them apart from a valid check. Bad or fraudulent checks usually lack perforations and in their check numbers may not change at all. The printed font is arguably different and often does not look professional. They are questionable when the name and the address are printed in different fonts whereas with a legitimate check, they are usually print-

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ed with the same font. If the MICR coding at the bottom is shiny then it is likely a fake check. MICR printing is not glossy at all, it's rather dull in appearance. Businesses can also limit the damage caused by fraudulent checks by placing maximum dollar limits on checking accounts and by establishing a separate account for large payments. Companies that request detailed reports from their bank for all large payments increase their likelihood of detecting a dishonest employee. It may not be possible to prevent all check fraud, but through the use of MIRCcheck printing software, internal security and limiting the potential cost of fraud, an organization's bottom line need not be affected by fraudulent checks.

- Caleb S.


ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) You need to keep busy doing things that you both enjoy. Do not react too harshly when dealing with partners. Property investments should payoff. TAURUS (Apr. 21- May 21) This might not be a day for hasty decisions. Don't let your mate force you into making a decision that you aren't ready to make. You need to mingle with people who can spark enthusiasm and confidence in you. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Try to keep your cool; you may be a tad frazzled by all the rushing around. Get together with friends and do something entertaining but

not too expensive. Set a limit on ficult for them to accomplish the amount you're willing to spend, alone. Follow through on some of and be sure to stick to it. the good ideas that come up, and you could have a real winner of a CANCER deal. New love connections can be (June 22-July 22) made through group associations. Your lover probably won't put up with your behavior. Your partner LIBRA may push buttons that infuriate (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) you. You will meet some interest- Unexpected bills will be impossible ing people if you attend promo- for you to pay. Do not lend money tional functions. to friends, or contribute more than necessary to groups unworthy of LEO your cash. You should be traveling (July 23-Aug 22) to that exotic destination you've Don't take your frustrations out on been dreaming about. the ones you love. Romantic opportunities are evident. Children SCORPIO may cause limitations. (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) You must be sure not to be frivoVIRGO lous, because as the saying goes, (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) easy come, easy go. Use your own Be sure to spend time helping chil- ideas to further your interests. You dren with projects that are too dif- will have some problems with children, but if you are patient you will win their favor.

tional discipline that will aid you in your objectives. Be discreet about any information you uncover. CAPRICORN (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) Extravagance and overindulgence are not a cure if you're feeling sorry for yourself. You can enjoy the company of others and come in contact with an ideal mate, if you get out and mingle. Question your mate if you must. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) Don't be too quick to judge partners or those you work with. Find a quiet spot where you can work diligently and stay out of the way. Children will want to help, too.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) You should consider getting into self improvement endeavors. You should be able to tie up loose ends SAGITTARIUS today. You could have trouble per(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) suading others to accept your ideas Don't let others know about your and opinions. private affairs. You will have addi-

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A Memorable Saturday The video “went viral” sometime Sunday. It’s a really short clip. Sixteen seconds. After watching his Crimson Tide lose, 23-17, at Ole Miss, a bearded Alabama fan was being heckled by a horde of delighted home fans. He reached behind him and picked up a fairly large beverage cup. It’s easy to imagine that there might have been some smuggled brown liquor in that cup. That might explain why the Bama booster decided to toss the unempty cup onto the heckling Rebel fans below him. It was not a good decision. A uniformed VaughtHemingway Stadium security guard zoomed into action,

applied a choke hold, and slammed the Crimson Cup Tosser into the bleacher steps. The Ole Miss fans, some of whom might have been drenched by the cup’s contents, erupted in applause…

earlier, Ole Miss had taken the lead on Bo Wallace’s 10-yard touchdown pass to Jaylen Walton. All the Rebs needed for a relatively safe seven-point advantage was a point-after kick. But Gary Wunderlich’s attempt glanced off the goal post. Thankfully for Ole Miss, a roughing the kicker penalty gave them another shot at the PAT. Andrew Fletcher took the second attempt, which was blocked by Bama’s Tony Brown. The sixpoint margin felt anything but safe for the Rebs… until Golson’s big pick…

…That clip was a metaphor for what happened to Alabama in Oxford last Saturday. The Crimson Tide looked like they didn’t see Ole Miss coming. The Rebels’ fourth-quarter rally proved that this season’s Bama team is beatable. It proved that Ole Miss is for real this year. It took Senquez Golson’s interception of a Blake Sims pass to seal the win for the Rebels. Minutes …The waning minutes of the game saw Ole Miss use up the remaining clock as Rebel fans seemed poised on the brink of insanity. I had no doubt that the field would be stormed after the game. And so it was. But I saw something in the inevitable swarm that I’ve never seen before. Ole Miss’s on-field security crew actually helped the fans over the barricades so they could get onto the field. The goalposts came down in the post-game melee… but of course they did. It’s easy to get (justifiably) jaded about modern college football. The pandemonium in Oxford was a reminder of the genuine emotion that bursts free when a rising program topples a traditional powerhouse... …Ole Miss made history against ENIGMA

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Alabama. Tennessee added to its misery against Florida. The Gators picked up their tenth straight win against the Volunteers, 10-9, in Knoxville on an afternoon when the Big Orange just couldn’t get into the end zone. Settling for three field goals wasn’t enough against a depleted Florida team that scored 10 unanswered points in the fourth quarter… …Sadly for the Vols, video replays showed that Gator kicker Austin Hardin’s 49-yard gamewinning field goal was attempted after the play clock had expired. Could Hardin have made one from five yards further out? We’ll never know. Tennessee’s inability to get the ball into their checkerboard end zones was the real reason for the loss, though. The Vols were favored by many (including me) to get the Gatormonkey off of their backs last Saturday. Butch Jones’ Tennessee team is probably a year away from being really good. Frustratingly close losses will continue to make this season another one to endure, rather than savor, for Big Orange fans. I can’t help but wonder if a win over Florida would have prompted the Neyland Stadium faithful to storm the field… if it had happened. Again… we’ll never know…

— Mark Bedford


Dear Rocco, I was dating and living with this girl for over a year when she decided to move out. Despite moving out she still called and texted me all the time, but would only meet for coffee and rarely before dark. And while she tells me I need to spread my wings and meet other people, when I do she gets visibly upset. It’s like she’s passing judgment on everyone I see. When I ask her to have dinner with me, she puts me off. What gives? DC Dear Rocco, I’m sick of this Michael Vick lovefest I’ve been seeing on TV and reading about in all the newspapers and magazines the last month. Hs everyone already forgotten what he did to all those dogs? Sure, he went to jail for 18 months, but people seem more concerned about how he play football than his reckless disregard for a life, no matter how minor. Are football fans just that stupid or what? I can’t understand it.

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have always gotten by on my looks. I was wondering if you think this relationship has any future. We don’t really have much in common other than we treat each other well. I’m worried he’ll become bored with me and think of me only as a trophy girlfriend. KC

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HONDA, Colombia (UPI) Workers at a Colombia clinic said a woman inserted a potato into her vagina as a means of contraception and the spud grew roots inside of her. Staff at a medical clinic in the town of Honda said a 22-year-old woman came in this week complaining of severe pain in her lower abdomen and attending nurse Carolina Rojas said she was

shocked to discover roots coming out of the woman’s vagina. “My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the patient was quoted as saying. Rojas said the potato had been inside the woman for about two weeks and was growing roots inside her. The nurse said doctors were able to remove the spud without surgery and they do not expect the woman to experience any long-term effects from the expe-

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rience — except, perhaps, a newfound aversion to using potatoes as contraception. wool from the carpet that it literally just oozed out soon as the BISHKEK, Kyrgyzstan (UPI) - wall of the stomach was cut,” Doctors in Bishkek removed a Senior professor of surgery at nine-pound hairball from the Bishkek hospital Bahadir stomach of 18-year-old Ayperi Bebezov told The Daily Mail. Alekseeva after she could no Aside from the hair eating comlonger eat or drink. The ball pulsion that caused her to developed over years as the become malnourished, woman chewed the ends of her Alekseeva was completely hair and ate hair off the floor. healthy. The compulsion to eat “Her stomach was so badly human hair is called swollen from hair and bits of Trichophagia, which can result

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in the development of Rapunzel syndrome, a condition where the ball develops a “tail” that clogs the lower intestine. Alekseeva is recovering and promises to refrain from chewing her hair in the future. ENGLAND - A Halloween horror came early for some amusement park goers in England when a roller coaster hit a deer and covered the passengers in blood. A spokeswoman for the Lightwater Valley theme park near Ripon, England, confirmed the deer wandered onto the track of The Ultimate, billed as Europe’s longest roller coaster, and was struck by the car. “We can confirm a young deer did unfortunately get hit by the Ultimate train yesterday and was killed instantly,” the spokeswoman said. “There is a large perimeter fence surrounding the theme park but occasionally wild animals do manage to stray onto the park during the night.” The roller coaster was closed for 30 minutes before resuming normal operations. Reports indicate passengers were sprayed with the animal’s blood, but there were no human injuries from the crash. A deer previously wandered onto The Ultimate’s tracks in 1994 and was struck by a car,

resulting in the hospitalization but the homeowner said she of a 12-year-old boy. would not know which airline to address as she did not see the AUCKLAND, New Zealand (UPI) - plane. A New Zealand woman said she awoke recently to discover her CONGLETON, England (UPI) - A home and car had been covered British cafe is testing the limits in what she believes to be of good taste in the the morning human feces from an airplane. with “The Hibernator,” a breakKaren Bass of Auckland said she fast dish packing a whopping awoke Sunday to discover there 8,000 calories. Mark Winder, were splotches of brown matter owner of the Bear Grills cafe in all over her house and her silver Congleton, England, said that car, which she believes to be only 20 customers have so far human waste dropped from an attempted to take on “The airplane. Bass said her home is Hibernator,” which weighs 7 directly in the flight path for pounds and amounts to nearly planes coming into Auckland four times the daily recomInternational Airport. “The first mended caloric intake for an thing when I walked out of my adult man. Winder said no one door this morning and I saw it, I has yet succeeded in finishing thought an airplane [expletive] the dish, which he requires dinon us. You open the door and it ers to sign waivers before smells like [expletive],” she told attacking. “It’s called ‘The the New Zealand Herald. “I’m Hibernator’ because if anyone absolutely disgusted at the completes it, they’ll have to moment. The amount of crap sleep for a year,” Winder said. everywhere is horrendous,” she The breakfast includes four said. Bass said she is going to fried eggs, four strips of bacon, have a sample of feces inde- eight sausages, four hash pendently tested to verify it browns, a four-egg cheese came from humans. “There’s no omelet, four waffles, four pieces way it’s a bird or animal poo, it’s of toast, four pieces of fried horrible. I’m sure it’s human, bread, four pieces of black pudwhat else could it be with huge ding, two ladles of beans, tomaclumps like that?” she said. An toes, mushrooms, French fries Airways New Zealand spokes- and a 2,000-calorie milkshake woman suggested Bass complain to wash it all down. directly to the offending airline,

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ENGLAND - While there are many grand and wonderful things about the New World; breath-taking vistas and bountiful resources, the one thing you will not find here are caches of ancient Roman coins buried in the ground. Not like in Great Britain. An amateur treasure hunter found the biggest ever haul of 4th century Roman coins in East Devon, England. Over 20,000. Laurence Egerton, a semiretired builder, took up metal detecting seven years ago. But last November he turned up two unusual coins the size of a thumbnail close to the previously excavated site of a Roman villa. His continued to dig after his metal detector indicated there was more iron in the ground. That’s when Mr. Egerton found his treasure. “The next shovel was full of coins - they just spilt out over the field,” he said. “Between finding the hoard and the archaeologists excavating the site, I slept in my car alongside it for three nights to guard it,” Egerton told English newspaper, The Telegraph. Although the coins represented only a few months’ wages for a Roman soldier in 260 A.D., historians say they are now worth tens of thousands of dollars. Not a bad payday for an afternoon walk out in the country.


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WEED W DN NEE SSD DA AYY O Occttoobbee rr 1155 This week’s calendar covers events from Thursday, October 9, through Wednesday, October 15. We would be happy to publish your free listing in future Billboards, space permitting. Simply mail us the information so that we have it 7 days before the publication date. A photograph may be sent with the announcement. Send information to: Calendar Editor, Enigma, P.O. Box 825, Chattanooga, TN 37401 or e-mail to calendar@enigmaonline.com. All dates subject to change without notice.

TTH HU URRSSD DA AYY O Occtt oobbeerr 99 TTH HEE CCO OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCC H H (Chattanooga) Gary Conrad “Master Hypnotist” BBU UD D’’ SS (Chattanooga) DJ Hammer TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Songwriters Showcase CCA AM MPP H HO OU U SSEE (Chattanooga) Open Mic ARRII’’ SS H A HA A RRBBO O RR LLIIG GH H TTSS (Chattanooga) Keyz Brown RRH HYY TTH HM M && BBRREEW W SS (Chattanooga) Jesse McCartney, Hour Late Direct Drive IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY (Birmingham) AFI, Nostalgia ZZYY D DEE CCO O (Birmingham) The Wonder Years, The Story So Far, Modern Baseball, Gnarwolves JJU UPPII TTEE RR O ON N TTH H EE SSTTRRIIPP (Tuscaloosa) Futurebirds VVA AN ND DEE RRBBIILLTT (Nashville) Ludacris, Iggy Azalia TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Citizen Cope

FFRRII D DA AYY O Occttoobbeerr 11 00 TTH HEE CCO OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCC H H (Chattanooga) Gary Conrad “Master Hypnotist” RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Reggie Reg RRH HYY TTH HM M && BBRREEW W SS (Chattanooga) The Secret Sisters, Caney Village, Jabob Tovar CCH H EERRO OK KEE EE FF A ARRM MSS (Lafayette, GA) “Fly Free Fest” The Main Squeeze, The Motet, Seven Handle Circus VVO ON N BBRRA AU UN N CCEE N NTTEE RR (Huntsville) Widespread Panic IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY (Birmingham) Fitz & the Tantrums, Big Data MEE RRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) David Cook GRRA G AN ND DO O LLEE O OPPRRYY H HO OU U SSEE (Nashville) Lady Antebellum BBRRIID DG G EESSTTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Casting Crowns, Mandisa, Sidewalk Prophets RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Loretta Lynn TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) For All Those Sleeping, Capture the Crown, Ice Nine Kills, Palisades, Myka Delicate, Youth In Revolt HEE A H AVVEEN NA ATT TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Children of Bodom, Machine Head, Epica, Battlecross BBLLIIN ND DW WIILL LLIIEE’’ SS (Atlanta) Lil’ Ed & the Blues

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Imperials RREE D D LLIIG GH H TT CC A AFFÉÉ (Atlanta) Peter Case

SSA ATT U URRD DA AYY O Occtt oobbeerr 1111 TTH H EE CC O OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCCH H (Chattanooga) Gary Conrad “Master Hypnotist” RRH H YY TTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS (Chattanooga) Matt Stephens Project, Brokedown Hound BBA ARRTT’’ SS LLA AK K EESSH HO ORREE (Chattanooga) DJ E RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Reggie Reg CCH H EERRO OK KEEEE FFA ARRM M SS (Lafayette, GA) “Fly Free Fest” Curtis Harding, Octopus Project ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN N EETTTT CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Hellyeah, Nuthing More VVEE RRIIZZO ON NW WIIRREELLEE SSSS A AM MPPH H IITTH HEE A ATTRREE A ATT EEN NCC O O RREE PPA ARRK K (Atlanta) Widespread Panic KEEN K NN NEE SSA AW W SSTTA ATTEE U UN N IIVVEE RRSSIITTYY (Kennesaw, GA) Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign LLA AK KEEVVIIEE W WD D IISSTTRRIICC TT (Birmingham) Drive By Truckers, Girl Talk, Lucero, Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Houndmouth, Wild Cub, The Apache Relay, Jamestown Revival, Lee Bains III & the Glory Files, Paul McDonald, The Kansas Bible Company

SSU UN ND DA AYY O Occtt oobbeerr 1122 TTH H EE CC O OM MEE D DYY CC A ATTCCH H (Chattanooga) Gary Conrad “Master Hypnotist” SSK KYYZZ O OO O (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter RRH H YY TTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS (Chattanooga) Michal Menert, Eliot Lipp, SuperVision, and Paul Basic VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Miranda Sings KN K NO O XXVVIILLLLEE CCO O LLIISSEE IIU UM M (Knoxville) Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Hellyeah, Nuthing More IIRRO ON N CCII TTYY (Birmingham) Rodriqo y Gabrilea

MO M ON ND DA AYY O Occttoobbeerr 1133 RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Trivia Night TTH H EE O O FFFF IICCEE (Chattanooga) SpeakEasy FFO OXX && H HO OU UN ND D (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) The War On Drugs, Peter Matthew Bauer AN A NTTH HEE M M (Nashville) Ty Dolla Sign

TTU U EESSD DA AYY O Occttoobbeerr 1144 RRH H YY TTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS (Chattanooga) Uptown Big Band RRA AW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREE M MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Open Mic

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RRA AW W (Chattanooga) Open Jam w/ Jonathan Wimpee and friends LLA ASS M MA ARRG GA ARRIITTA A’’SS (Chattanooga) Priscilla & Little Rickee ARRII’’ SS H A HA ARRBBO ORR LLIIG GH H TTSS (Chattanooga) Keyz Brown TTH H EE TTA AVVEERRN N (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts & Sims RRH H YYTTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS (Chattanooga) Caney Village, Landis Zehrung TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Lacuna Coil, Devil You Know BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE A ARREE N NA A (Nashville) Motley Crue, Alice Cooper CC A AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Dan + Shay TTEERRM M IIN NA A LL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Of Montreal TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU U EERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Suicide Silence, The Black Dahlia Murder CC EEN N TTEERR SSTTA AG G EE (Atlanta) Marsha Ambrosius ALLA A A BBA AM MA A TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Straight No Chaser

UPPCC O U OM M IIN NG G EEVVEEN NTTSS TTIIVVO OLL II TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Chattanooga) Kip Moore, Charlie Worsham October 16 TTEERRM M IIN NA A LL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Keller Williams October 16 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) The War On Drugs, Peter Matthew Bauer October 16 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Marcia Ball October 16 BBRRIID DG GEE SSTTO ON N EE A ARREE N NA A (Nashville) Paul McCartney October 16 CC A AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Lettuce, Late Night Radio October 16 CC IITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY (Nashville) Sandra Bernhard October 17 CC A AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Boyce Avenue October 17 WA W A RR M MEE M MO O RRIIA ALL A AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Del McCoury Band, Hot Rize October 17 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Ziggy Marley October 17 CC O O BBBB EEN N EERRG GYY PPEE RRFFO O RRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Brian Culbertson October 17 LLA AU U RREELL TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Leah Gardner October 17 WH W HO O TTEE LL--M M IID D TTO OW WN N (Atlanta) Sandra Bernhardt October 18 FF O OXX TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Jason Isbell October 18 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Boyce Avenue October 18 HA H ARRRRA AH H’’ SS CC H H EERRO OK KEEEE CC A ASSIIN NO O (Cherokee) George Lopez October 18 CC IITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA A SSH HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Joan Osborne October 18 SSCC H H EERRM M EERRH HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEE RR (Nashville) REO Speedwagon October 19 NA N ASSH H VVIILL LLEE M MU USS IICC CCIITTYY CC EEN N TTEERR (Nashville) “Glen Campbell…I’ll Be Me Benefit” The Band Perry, Delta Rae, Ashley Campbell


October 19 VVO ON N BBRRAAU UN N CC EEN N TTEE RR (Huntsville) Diamond Rio October 19 TTH HEE A ATTRREE IIN N TTH HEE PPA ARRK K (Maryville, TN) Tim McGraw Dustin Lynch, Sarah Darling, JT Hodges, EmiSunshine October 19 TTRRA ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Julian Casablancas October 20 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Macy Gray October 20 MAA RRA M A TTH HO ON NM MU USSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville) Julian Casablancas October 21 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYY H HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Macy Gray October 21 ARREE N A NAA @ @G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CCEE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Enrique Igelisias, Pitbull October 22 EED DD DII EE’’ SS AATTTTII CC (Atlanta) Andy McKee October 22 H EEAAVVEEN H N AATT TTH HEE M MA ASSQ QU U EERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Julian Casablancas October 22 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Los Lobos October 22 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Wilco October 22 JJ..JJ ..’’ SS BBO OH HEE M MIIAA (Chattanooga) Jon Wayne & the Pain October 23 TTRRA ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Jimmy Eat World October 23 TTH HEE TTAABBEERRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Ne-Yo October 23 ZZYY D DEE CC O O (Birmingham) El-P, Killer Mike October 23 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, Amanda Shires October 24 MEE RRCC YY LL O M OU UN NG G EE (Nashville) Guided by Voices October 24 TTH HEE EEN ND D (Nashville) Jeff The Brotherhood October 24 H EEAAVVEEN H N AATT TTH HEE M MA ASSQ QU U EERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Bombay Bicycle Club, Milo Greene October 24 TTH HEE TTAABBEERRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Capital Cities, Night Terrors of 1927 October 24 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYY H HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Junior Brown October 24 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY (Birmingham) Yonder Mountain String Band October 24 RRIIA ALLTTO O CC EEN NTTEE RR (Atlanta) Los Lobos October 25 TTEERRM M IIN NAALL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Of Montreal, Pillar Point October 25 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYY H HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Paul Thorn October 25 BBU UCC K KH H EEAAD D TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) American Authors, The Mowgli’s, Oh Honey October 25 TTH HEE TTAABBEERRN N AACCLLEE (Atlanta) Capital Cities, Night Terrors of 1927 October 24 112200 TTA AVVEERRN N (Marietta, GA) Shenandoah October 25 JJA AM M EESS K K.. PPO O LLK K TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Nashville) Richard Marx October 25 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, St. Paul & the Broken Bones October 25 CC A AN NN N EERRYY BBAALLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Lake Street Dive October 25 FFRRA AN NK KLLIIN N TTH HEE AATTRREE (Franklin, TN) NRBQ October 25 TTH HEE CC O ON N CCO OU URRSSEE (Knoxville) Twiztid October 25 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson October 26 SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HAALL LL (Atlanta) Susan Boyle October 26

BBU UCC K KH HEE A AD D TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Justin Hayward October 26 WO W O RRK K PPLLA AYY TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Birmingham) Jimmy Eat World October 26 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W W EESSTT (Atlanta) Trigger Hippy October 27 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) The Chris Robinson Brotherhood October 28 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CC EEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) Judas Priest, Steel Panther October 28 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Yellowcard, Memphis May Fire, Emarosa October 28 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY (Birmingham) Julian Casablancas October 28 SSTTO ON N EE FF O OXX (Nashville) Screaming Females Pujol October 28 SSLLU UG GG GO O’’ SS N NO ORRTTH H (Chattanooga) The Paul Collins Beat, Future Virgins October 29 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) STS9 October 29 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) First Aid Kit, Samantha Crain October 29 HIIG H GH HW WA ATTTT (Nashville) Rubblebucket, Landlady October 29 TTH H EE EEN ND D (Nashville) For All Those Sleeping, Capture the Crown, Ice Nine Kills, Palisades, Myka Relocate, Youth In Revolt October 29 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU U SSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville) Beats Antique, Shpongle, Emancipator, Lafa Taylor October 29 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W W EESSTT (Atlanta) Hurray for the Riff Raff October 29 BBU UCC K KH HEE A AD D TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Lake Street Dive October 29 TTII VVO O LLII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Chattanooga) Kevin James October 30 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Yonder Mountain String Band October 30 TTH HO OM MPPSSO ON N-- BBO OLLIIN NG GA ARREEN NA A (Knoxville) Eric Church, Dwight Yoakum, Halestorm October 30 TTH H EE TTA A BBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Jason Derulo, Wallpaper, Becky G October 30 552299 (Atlanta) The Paul Collins Beat October 30 CCEE N NTTEE RR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Wiz Khalifa October 30 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Moon Taxi October 31 TTII VVO O LLII TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Chattanooga) Ray LaMontagne, The Belle Brigade October 31 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Issues, I Killed The Prom Queen, Ghost Town, Marmozets, Nightmares October 31 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) First Aid Kit, Samantha Crain November 1 552299 (Atlanta) Screaming Females Pujol November 1 CCEE N NTTEE RR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Wiz Khalifa October 31 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Martina McBride November 1 CCII TTYY W W IIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Mike Doughty November 1 GRRA G AN ND DO O LLEE O OPPRRYY H HO OU U SSEE (Nashville) Nikki Lane November 1 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Thousand Foot Krutch, We As Human, Righteous Vendetta November 2 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Joey Bada$$ November 2 BBU UCC K KH HEE A AD D TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Death From Above 1979 November 3 CCA AN NN NEE RRYY BBA ALLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) The New Pornographers, The Pains of Being Pure At

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heart November 4 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Death From Above 1979 November 4 IIRRO ON N CCII TTYY (Birmingham) Neon Trees, Fictionist November 4 TTH H EE II N NTTEERRN NA ATTIIO ON NA ALL (Knoxville) Sevendust, A.Z. November 4 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Neon Trees, Fictionist November 5 FFIIN NEE A ARRTTSS CC EE N NTTEERR A ATT U U TTCC (Chattanooga) Dave Mason November 5 D && LLII N 33RRD ND D SSLLEEYY (Nashville) Rachel Yamagata November 5 HIIG H GH HW WA ATTTT (Nashville) Har Mar Superstar, Pizza Underground November 5 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Matisyahu November 5 VVIIN N YYLL (Atlanta) Meat Puppets, Cass McCombs November 5 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) The English Beat November 5 TTEE N NN N EESSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Gov’t Mule November 5 BBII JJO OU U TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Lake Street Dive November 5 CCIITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Howie Gelb, Grant Lee Phillips November 5 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) O.A.R., Andy Grammer November 6 WO W ORRK KPPLL A AYY TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Rachel Yamagata November 6 MA M ARRK K CC .. SSM M IITTH H CCO ON NCC EERRTT H HA ALLLL (Huntsville) Loretta Lynn November 6 BBU U CCK KH HEE A AD D TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) The New Pornographers, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart November 6 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Mastodon November 6 TTEE N NN N EESSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Neon Trees November 6 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Kansas November 7 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Mastodon November 7 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Ian Hunter November 7 BBII JJO OU U TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Robin Trower, Kevin Abernathy November 7 ZZYY D DEECC O O (Birmingham) Foxy Shazam, Masked Intruder, Sycamour November 7 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Robin Trower November 8 EED DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Chris Smither November 8 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) The Horrors November 8 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Primus November 8 TTH H EE LL O OFFTT (Atlanta) Melvins November 8 FFO OXX TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Aretha Franklin November 8 BBII JJO OU U TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Dave Mason November 9 SSYYM M PPH HO ON NYY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Rufus Wainwright November 9 TTH H EE EE A ARRLL (Atlanta) Rev. Horton Heat November 9 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON N EE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) James Taylor November 9 D && LLII N 33RRD ND D SSLLEEYY (Nashville) Jeff Coffin and the Mu’ Tet November 9 TTH H EE LL O OFFTT (Atlanta) Yelle November 10 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Interpol November 10

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GARY CONRAD

COME SEE THE WILD AND CRAZY THINGS SOME PEOPLE WILL DO. MASTER HYPNOTIST GARY CONRAD WILL HAVE YOU THOROUGHLY AMAZED. VOLUNTEER TO BE PART OF THE SHOW, GARY WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND YOU WILL BECOME PART OF A HYPNOTIC ADVENTURE. EACH SHOW IS A DIFFERENT, EXCITING EXPERIENCE FOR THE AUDIENCE AS WELL AS THE VOLUNTEERS. WE WILL HAVE AN "ALL AGES MATINEE SHOW SUNDAY THE 16TH AT 5PM AND "THE EROTICA SHOW" FOR THE ADVENTUROUS ADULTS PRESENTED FRIDAY LATE SHOW AND SUNDAY AT 7:30PM

OCTOBER 16

KARLOUS MILLER "CUT UP FOR LIFE" A BENEFIT FOR CHATTANOOGA CARES

MISSISSIPPI NATIVE KARLOUS MILLER GREW UP IN A LARGE BLENDED FAMILY, INCLUDING EIGHT SIBLINGS, WHO ALL BECAME A MAJOR INFLUENCE ON HIS EDGY AND BOISTEROUS COMEDY STYLE. AFTER WORKING BRIEFLY AS A FIREFIGHTER IN OXFORD, HE MOVED TO ATLANTA IN 2005 TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN. HE'S BEEN MAKING AUDIENCES LAUGH EVER SINCE. ALSO APPEARING OCTOBER 18 AND 19

OCTOBER 23-26

JANET WILLIAMS

THE TENNESSEE TRAMP IS A LOCAL FAVORITE HERE IN CHATTANOOGA. JANET DOESN'T HOLD ANYTHING BACK ABOUT HER VIEWS ON MARRIAGE, DIVORCE, MEN, AND WOMEN. SHE TAKES HER COMEDY TO THE EDGE AND OVER THE TOP. SHE'S NOT JUST THE TENNESSEE TRAMP, SHE'S A FAVORITE OF THE TROOPS.SHE HAS TRAVELED TO JAPAN, KOREA, GERMANY AND SEVERAL OTHER COUNTRIES THAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

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CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) John Oates November 10 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Chrissie Hynde November 10 IIRRO ON N CC IITTYY (Birmingham) John Butler Trio November 10 TTRRA ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Halestorm November 11 TTEERRM M IIN NAALL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. November 11 MAA RRA M A TTH HO ON NM MU USSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville) Interpol November 11 ZZYY D DEE CC O O (Birmingham) Mayday Parade, Tonight Alive, Major League, Pvris November 11 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Straight No Chaser November 12 RRO OCC K KEE TTO OW WN N (Nashville) Issues, I Killed the Prom Queen, Ghost Town, Marmozets, Nightmares November 12 FFO O XX TTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Lynyrd Skynyrd, Trace Adkins, Alabama, Gregg Allman, The Charlie Daniels Band, Peter Frampton, Warren Haynes, Jamey Johnson, Moe, Gov’t Mule, Aaron Lewis, Robert Randolph, Blackberry Smoke, Cheap Trick, Donnie Van Zandt November 12 IIN N TTEE RRN NAATTIIO ON NAALL (Knoxville) Halestorm November 12 1111TTH H FFRRAAM M EE AATT M MA AD DII SSO ON N BBO OW W LLIIN NG G CC EEN N TTEERR (Madison, AL) Puddle of Mudd November 12 TTH HEE M MEE LLTTIIN NG G PPO O IIN NTT (Athens, GA) Aaron Carter November 13 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Daniel Lanois, Brian Blade November 13 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) John Butler Trio November 13 FFO O XX TTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Straight No Chaser November 14 TTH HEE LLO O FFTT (Atlanta) Aaron Carter November 14 BBU UCC K KH H EEAAD D TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Jenny Lewis, Waxahatchee November 14 CC EEN N TTEE RR SSTTAAG GEE (Atlanta) Guided By Voices

November 14 SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Mary Chapin Carpenter November 14 CCII TTYY W W IIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Sinead O’Connor November 14 KN K NO O XXVVIILLLLEE CC O OLLIISS EEU UM M (Knoxville) Little Big Town, Brett Edredge, Brothers Osborne November 14 SSO OU UN ND D && PPA AG G EE (Birmingham) Charlie Mars November 14 IIRRO ON NH HO ORRSSEE CC A AFFÉÉ (Birmingham) Puddle of Mudd November 14 ALLA A ABBA AM MA A TTH H EEA A TTRREE (Birmingham) St. Paul & the Broken Bones November 14 ALLA A ABBA AM MA A TTH H EEA A TTRREE (Birmingham) Straight No Chaser November 15 RRO OCC K KEE TTO OW WN N (Nashville) Aaron Carter November 15 CCII TTYY W W IIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Sinead O’Connor November 15 SSM MII TTH H ’’SS O OLL D DEE BBA ARR (Atlanta) Stroke 9 November 15 FFO O XX TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Little Big Town, Brett Edredge, Brothers Osborne November 15 DRRU D UN NK KEE N NU UN NIICC O O RRN N (Atlanta) Alvvays November 15 TTEE RRM MIIN NA ALL W W EESSTT (Atlanta) We Were Promised Jetpacks November 16 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Attila, Crown the Empire, Like Moths to Flames, Sworn In November 16 RREED D LLIIG GH HTT CC A AFFÉÉ (Atlanta) Patty Larkin November 16 VVA ARRIIEETTYY PPLLA AYY H HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Bebel Gilberto November 16 AN A NTTH HEE M M (Nashville) B.o.B., Kevin Gates November 16 BBO OTTTTLLEETTRREEEE (Birmingham) Alvvays November 16 MA M ARRA ATTH HO ON NM MU U SSIICC W WO O RRK KSS (Nashville) Dillon Francis November 17 HEE A H AVVEEN NA ATT TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEE RRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Breathe Carolina, Candyland, Flinch, Dotcom November 17

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BBII JJO OU U TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Knoxville) Leon Russell November 17 CCIITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Leon Russell November 18 CCA AN NN NEE RRYY BBA A LLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Pepper, The Movement, New Beat Fund November 18 IIRRO ON N CCII TTYY (Birmingham) Method Man, Redman, BReal, Mick Jenkins November 19 BBO O TTTTLL EETTRREEEE (Birmingham) Southern Culture on the Skids November 19 CCIITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Leon Russell November 19 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Phillip Phillips November 19 JJU UPPIITTEE RR O ON N TTH HEE SSTTRRIIPP (Tuscaloosa) Aaron Carter November 19 IIM MPPRRO O VV CCO OM MEE D DYY CC LLU UBB (Atlanta) Dave Koechner November 20 TTH H EE SS TTA ARR BBA A RR (Atlanta) Southern Culture on the Skids November 20 CCIITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILL LLEE (Nashville) David Grisman Sextet November 21 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON N EE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Slipknot, Korn, King 810 November 21 TTH H EE SS TTA ARR BBA A RR (Atlanta) Southern Culture on the Skids November 21 IIM MPPRRO O VV CCO OM MEE D DYY CC LLU UBB (Atlanta) Dave Koechner November 21 TTH H EE CC O ON NCC O OU U RRSSEE (Knoxville) Diarrhea Planet November 21 JJ..JJ..’’ SS BBO OH H EEM M IIA A (Chattanooga) Diarrhea Planet November 22 FFO OXX TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Mannheim Steamroller November 22 TTH H EE TTA ABBEE RRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, Exodus November 22 CCEE N NTTEERR SS TTA AG G EE (Atlanta) Anberlin November 22 IIM MPPRRO O VV CCO OM MEE D DYY CC LLU UBB (Atlanta) Dave Koechner November 22 BBLL IIN ND DW WIILLLLII EE’’ SS (Atlanta) The Nighthawks November 22 PPH H IILLLLII PPSS A ARREEN NA A (Atlanta) Stevie Wonder November 22

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CC IITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA A SSH HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) David Grisman Sextet November 22 SSCC RRU UFF FFYY CC IITTYY H HA ALLLL (Knoxville) Gangstagrass, Megan Jean & the KFB November 22 H &&PPO 1122TTH O RRTTEE RR (Nashville) Adrian Belew, Saul Zonana November 22 CC IITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA A SSH HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Rhett Miller November 23 WO W O RRK KPPLLA AYY TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Birmingham) Kill the Noise, Botnek, Two Fresh November 23 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Better Than Ezra November 23 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) Kill the Noise, Botnek, Two Fresh November 24 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) The Charlie Daniels Band November 24 AN A N TTH H EEM M (Nashville) Kill the Noise, Botnek, Two Fresh November 25 TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU U EERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Relient K, Blondfire November 26 SSYY M M PPH HO ON NYY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Melissa Etheridge November 26 IIN N TTEERRN NA A TTIIO ON NA A LL (Knoxville) Kill the Noise, Botnek, Two Fresh November 26 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Sevendust, A.Z. November 26 TTRRA ACC K K 2299 (Chattanooga) The 1975 November 28 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) Blackberry Smoke November 28 TTEERRM M IIN NA A LL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) K Theory, Watch the Duck November 28 TTH H EE A ARREE N NA AA ATT G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CCEE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Brantley Gilbert, Tyler Farr, Chase Bryant November 28 H EEA H AVVEE N NA ATT TTH H EE M MA ASSQ QU UEERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Every Time I Die, The Ghost Inside, Architects, Hundredth, Backtrack November 28 TTH H EE BBU UCC K KH H EEA AD D TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Moon Taxi, Cosby Sweater November 28 TTH H EE LLO O FFTT (Atlanta) Augustana, Scars on 45 November 28 BBO OU UTTW WEELL LL A AU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Birmingham) Casting Crowns, Mandisa, Sidewalk Prophets November 28 TTH H EE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACC LLEE (Atlanta) The 1975 November 29 VVA ARRIIEE TTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU U SSEE (Atlanta) Shawn Mullins November 29 TTH H EE EE A ARRLL (Atlanta) Cracker November 29 CC IITTYY W WIIN N EERRYY N NA A SSH HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Dave Davies November 30 TTH H EE EE A ARRLL (Atlanta) Cracker November 30 EE X XIITT//IIN N (Nashville) Gwar, Corrosion of Conformity, American Sharks December 2 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 3 EE D DD D IIEE’’ SS A ATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Stephen Kellogg December 3 TTEEN NN NEE SSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Jim Brickman December 3 TTH H EE G G EEM M TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Calhoun, GA) Howie Day December 4 TTEERRM M IIN NA A LL W WEE SSTT (Atlanta) Adrian Belew, Saul Zonana December 4 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 4 IIM M PPRRO OVV CC O OM MEE D DYY CC LLU UBB (Atlanta) Paul Reiser December 5 CC O O BBBB EEN N EERRG GYY PPEE RRFFO O RRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CC EEN N TTEE RR (Atlanta) Brian Setzer Orchestra December 5


SSCC H HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY CCEE N NTTEERR (Nashville) The Manhattan Transfer December 5 BBRRIID DG G EESS TTO ON NEE AARREE N NA A (Nashville) Brantley Gilbert, Chase Bryant, Tyler Farr December 5 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Jackopierce December 5 IIM M PPRRO OVV CC O OM M EED D YY CCLL U UBB (Atlanta) Paul Reiser December 6 BBU UCC K KH H EEAAD D TTH HEE A ATTRREE (Atlanta) Skinny Puppy, VNV Nation, Haujobb, Youth Code December 6 H EEAAVVEEN H N AATT TTH HEE M MA ASSQ QU U EERRA AD D EE (Atlanta) Gwar, Corrosion of Conformity, American Sharks December 6 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Sonny Landreth, Cindy Cashdollar December 7 CC EEN N TTEE RR SSTTAAG GEE (Atlanta) Circa Survive, Title Fight December 7 TTH HEE M MAASS Q QU U EERRAAD D EE (Atlanta) Misfits December 7 SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HAALL LL (Atlanta) Diana Krall December 8 MEE M M MO O RRIIAALL AA U UD DII TTO O RRIIU UM M (Chattanooga) Joe Bonamassa December 9 SSYY M MPPH HO ON N YY H HAALL LL (Atlanta) Medeski, Scofield Martin and Wood December 9 PPH H IILLIIPPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Usher December 9 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Living Colour December 9 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 10 ARREE N A NAA @ @G GW WIIN NN NEE TTTT CCEE N NTTEERR (Atlanta) Eric Church, Dwight Yaokum, Halestorm December 11 PPH H IILLIIPPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) The Black Keys, St. Vincent December 11 RRYY M MA AN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 11 JJA AM M EESS K K.. PPO O LLK K TTH HEE A ATTEERR (Nashville) Trace Adkins December 11 CC IITTYY W WIIN NEE RRYY N NA ASSH H VVIILLLLEE (Nashville) Rich Robinson December 12 CC A AN NN N EERRYY BBAALLLLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Relient K,

Blondfire December 12 JJA AM M EESS K K.. PPO O LLK K TTH H EEA ATTEE RR (Nashville) Trace Adkins December 12 BBJJCCCC A ARREEN NA A (Birmingham) Eric Church, Dwight Yaokum, Halestorm December 13 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Tyler the Creator December 13 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Opeth, In Flames, Red Fang December 15 TTRRA ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Trampled By Turtles, Nikki Lane December 17 PPH HII LLIIPPSS A A RREEN NA A (Atlanta) Fleetwood Mac December 17 SSYYM MPPH HO ON NYY H HA ALLLL (Atlanta) Trace Adkins December 17 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 17 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Blue October December 18 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD D IITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Amy Grant, Vince Gill December 18 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Trampled By Turtles, Nikki Lane December 18 BBRRIID DG G EESS TTO ON N EE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Justin Timberlake December 19 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Trampled By Turtles, Nikki Lane December 19 ARREEN A NA A@ @G GW W IIN NN N EETTTT CCEEN N TTEERR (Atlanta) Justin Timberlake December 20 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Flosstradamus, GTA, Two-9 December 20 CCA AN NN N EERRYY BBA ALLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Augustana, Scars on 45 December 20 TTEEN NN NEE SSSSEE EE TTH H EEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Mannheim Steamroller December 22 BBRRIID DG G EESS TTO ON N EE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Bassnectar December 31 WA W ARR M M EEM MO O RRIIA ALL A AU UD DII TTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Moon Taxi December 31 DO D OW WN N TTO OW WN NN NA ASSH H VVII LLLLEE (Nashville) Lady Antebellum December 31 PPH HII LLIIPPSS A A RREEN NA A (Atlanta) Keith Sweat, Dru Hill, The Isley Brothers, Jeffery Osborne December 31

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SSCCH HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SSYYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Kenny Rogers January 15-17 TTH H EE TTAA BBEE RRN NAA CCLL EE (Atlanta) Billy Idol January 22 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON NEE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) Jack White January 28 RRYYM M AAN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter January 28 FFO O XX TTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) Jerry Seinfield February 6 TTH H EE 112200 TTAAVVEERRN N (Marietta, GA) Shooter Jennings With Waymore’s Outlaws February 7 WIILLD W DH HO O RRSSEE SSAALLO OO ON N (Nashville) Rick Springfield February 13 FFO O XX TTH HEE AATTRREE (Atlanta) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter February 13 VVO ON N BBRRAAU UN N CCEEN N TTEERR (Huntsville) Brian Regan February 14 CCIITTYY W W IIN NEE RRYY N NAASS H HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Arlo Guthrie February 17/18 PPH HIILLII PPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Maroon 5, Magic!, Rozzi Crane February 19 SSCCH HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SSYYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Styx February 19-21 EED DD DIIEE ’’SS AATTTTII CC (Atlanta) John Hammond February 22 BBRRII D DG G EESSTTO ON NEE AARREE N NAA (Nashville) Maroon 5, Magic!, Rozzi Crane February 22 BBJJ CCCC CCO ON NCCEE RRTT H HAA LLLL (Birmingham) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter March 12 TTH H EE TTAA BBEE RRN NAA CCLL EE (Atlanta) Hozier March 13 RRYYM M AAN N AAU UD D IITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Hozier March 14 SSCCH HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SSYYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Vienna Boys Choir March 15 SSCCH HEE RRM MEE RRH HO O RRN N SSYYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN N TTEERR (Nashville) Boyz II Men March 19-21 PPH HIILLII PPSS AARREE N NAA (Atlanta) Ariana Grande, Rixton March 24 TTEE N NN N EESS SSEEEE TTH HEE AATTRREE (Knoxville) Brian Regan March 26

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SSYYM M PPH HO ON N YY H HAALLLL (Atlanta) Jane Lynch March 28 FF O OXX TTH H EEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) Brian Regan March 28 RRYYM M AAN N AA U UD DII TTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Brian Regan March 29 SSCCH H EERRM M EERRH HO O RRN N SS YYM M PPH HO ON N YY CCEEN N TTEE RR (Nashville) Bernadette Peters April 9-11 SSCCH H EERRM M EERRH HO O RRN N SS YYM M PPH HO ON N YY CCEEN N TTEE RR (Nashville) Kenny G May 7-9 VVEE RRIIZZO ON NW WIIRREE LLEESS SS AAM M PPH HII TTH H EEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) ZZ Top, Jeff Beck May 10 AAARR O A ON N SS AAM M PPH HII TTH H EEAA TTRREE (Atlanta) 5 Seconds of Summer August 5

CCO ON NTTIIN NU UII N NG G FF IIRRSSTT CCEEN N TTEEN N AARRYY U UN N IITTEED DM M EETTH HO OD D IISSTT CCH HU URRCCH H (Chattanooga) Singles One Mondays @ 6 PM G RREEAATTEE RR CCH G HAA TTTTAAN NO OO OG G AA AASSPPII EESS (Chattanooga) Third Tuesday of each month, 6-8 pm D EEVVEE LLO D OPP M MEE N NTT RREE SSO OU U RRCCEE BBU U IILLD D IIN NG G (Chattanooga) Chattanooga Alliance for Animals First Wednesday of the month M IILLLLEE RR M M MO OTTLLEE TTEECCH HN NIICCAALL CCO OLLLL EEG G EE (Chattanooga) CHEO Complimentary Health Education Organization Chapter Meeting Third Sunday 2-4 PM TTH H EE CCH H AATTTTAA N NO OO OG G AAN N Breakfast Education & Networking Workshop Second Wednesday of the month BBRRA AD D FFO O RRD DH HEE AALLTTH H CCEEN N TTEE RR (Chattanooga) Free Parent Support Meeting Thursdays 56pm TTH H EE EE LLK KSS LLO OD DG G EE (Cleveland) Joe Collins Tuesdays LLA A SS M M AARRG GAARRII TTAA’’ SS (Cleveland) Collins Brothers Band Thursdays


OP ENIN G T HIS WEEK Addicted R Successful businesswoman Zoe Reynard appears to have attained it all - the dream husband she loves, two wonderful children and a flourishing career. As perfect as everything appears from the outside, Zoe is still drawn to temptations she cannot escape or resist. As she pursues a secretive life, Zoe finds herself risking it all when she heads down a perilous path she may not survive. Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day PG Follows young Alexander through the mishaps of a terrible day for his family after he wishes they all would experience the same troubles he

does. Dracula Untold PG-13 The year is 1462, and Transylvania has enjoyed a prolonged period of peace under the just and fair rule of the battle-weary Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia, and his beloved and brave wife, Mirena. Together, they have brokered peace for their country and ensured its people are well-protected, especially from the powerful Ottoman Empire-an ever-expanding scourge that has its sights on global domination. But when Sultan Mehmed II demands 1,000 of Wallachia’s boysRobert Downey Jr. and Robert Duvall in Warner Brothers’ “The including Vlad’s own son, Ingeras be torn from their parents’ homes and Judge”. forced to become child soldiers in his his son to the sultan, or seek the help learns that this is not the first time army, Vlad must decide: do the same of a monster to defeat the Turks but these men have committed this sort of as his father before him and give up ultimately doom his soul to a life of twisted crime nor will it be the last. servitude. Vlad journeys to Broken Blurring the lines between right and Tooth Mountain, where he encoun- wrong, Scudder races to track the ters a foul demon and enters into a deviants through the backstreets of Faustian bargain-one that gives the New York City before they kill again. prince the strength of 100 men, the speed of a falling star and enough Annabelle R power to crush his enemies. However, John Form has found the perfect gift he will be inflicted with an insatiable for his expectant wife, Mia—a beautithirst to drink human blood. If by the ful, rare vintage doll in a pure white end of three days Vlad manages to wedding dress. But Mia’s delight with resist, he will return to his former Annabelle doesn’t last long. On one self, and perhaps in that time manage horrific night, their home is invaded to save his people. Though should he by members of a satanic cult, who drink, he will be forced to dwell in violently attack the couple. Spilled the darkness for the rest of his days, blood and terror are not all they feeding only on the blood of humans leave behind. The cultists have conand destroying all that he holds dear. jured an entity so malevolent that nothing they did will compare to The Judge R Big city lawyer Hank Palmer, who The Boxtrolls PG returns to his childhood home where Cheesebridge is a posh Victorian-era his estranged father, the town’s judge, town obsessed with wealth, class and is suspected of murder. He sets out to the stinkiest of fine cheeses. Beneath discover the truth and along the way its charming cobblestone streets reconnects with the family he walked dwell the Boxtrolls, foul monsters who crawl out of the sewers at night away from years before. and steal what the townspeople hold NO N OW W SSH HO OW WIIN NG G most dear: their children and their cheeses. At least, that’s the legend A Walk Among The Tombstones R residents have always believed. In Matt Scudder is an ex-NYPD cop who truth, the Boxtrolls are an undernow works as an unlicensed private ground cavern-dwelling community of investigator operating just outside the quirky and lovable oddballs who wear law. When Scudder reluctantly agrees recycled cardboard boxes the way to help a heroin trafficker hunt down turtles wear their shells. The Boxtrolls the men who kidnapped and then have raised an orphaned human boy, brutally murdered his wife, the PI Eggs, since infancy as one of their ENIGMA

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dumpster-diving and mechanical junk-collecting own. When the Boxtrolls are targeted by villainous pest exterminator Archibald Snatcher, who is bent on eradicating them as his ticket to Cheesebridge society, the kindhearted band of tinkerers must turn to their adopted charge and adventurous rich girl Winnie to bridge two worlds amidst the winds of change - and cheese. Dolphin Tale 2 PG It has been several years since young Sawyer Nelson and the dedicated team at the Clearwater Marine Hospital, headed by Dr. Clay Haskett, rescued Winter. With the help of Dr. Cameron McCarthy, who developed a unique prosthetic tail for the injured dolphin, they were able to save her life. Yet their fight is not over. Winter’s surrogate mother, the very elderly dolphin Panama, has passed away, leaving Winter without the only poolmate she has ever known. However, the loss of Panama may have even greater repercussions for Winter, who, according to USDA regulations, cannot be housed alone, as dolphins’ social behavior requires them to be paired with other dolphins. Time is running out to find a companion for her before the team at Clearwater loses their beloved Winter to another aquarium. The Equalizer R McCall believes he has put his mysterious past behind him and dedicated himself to beginning a new, quiet life. But when McCall meets Teri, a young girl under the control of ultra-violent Russian gangsters, he can’t stand idly by – he has to help her. Armed with hidden skills that allow him to serve vengeance against anyone who would brutalize the helpless, McCall comes out of his self-imposed retirement and finds his desire for justice reawakened. If someone has a problem, if the odds are stacked against them, if they have nowhere else to turn, McCall will help. He is The Equalizer. The Giver PG-13 Jonas is a young man who lives in a seemingly ideal, if colorless, world of conformity and contentment. Yet as he begins to spend time with The Giver, who is the sole keeper of all the community’s memories, Jonas quickly begins to discover the dark and deadly truths of his community’s secret past. With this newfound power of knowledge, he realizes that the stakes are higher than imagined – a matter of life and death for himself and those he loves most. At extreme odds, Jonas knows that he must escape their world to protect them all – a challenge that no one has ever succeeded at before.

bestseller by Gillian Flynn – unearths the secrets at the heart of a modern marriage. On the occasion of his fifth wedding anniversary, Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) reports that his beautiful wife, Amy (Rosamund Pike), has gone missing. Under pressure from the police and a growing media frenzy, Nick’s portrait of a blissful union begins to crumble. Soon his lies, deceits and strange behavior have everyone asking the same dark question: Did Nick Dunne kill his wife? Guardians of the Galaxy PG-13 Brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits — Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand — with the galaxy’s fate in the balance.

offers her phone to help him but soon learns that no good deed goes unpunished as she finds herself fighting for survival when he invades her home and terrorizes her family. This Is Where I Leave You PG-13 The Foxman family doesn’t get along, and they haven’t all been together in years. But when the patriarch dies, the whole clan is expected to fulfill his final wish and sit Shiva for him for an entire week. Now newly divorced, newly jobless Judd Foxman has to travel home to face his dysfunctional family, including his hot-to-trot psychiatrist mom, his sarcastic older brother, his unhappy sister and his too-perfect younger brother in an effort to see if family bonds will prevent them from killing one another. COMI NG SO ON

Left Behind PG-13 In the blink of an eye, the biblical Rapture strikes the world. Millions of people disappear in an instant as terror and chaos spread around the world and darkness enfolds the planet. Airline pilot Ray Steele is in the air at that moment and struggles to save the lives of the passengers that remain on his flight, as the world below loses its ability to help his plane to safety. Running out of fuel, his equipment failing, his crew panicking, Ray must guide the plane with the help of GWN reporter, Buck Williams who takes over the role of co-pilot in the face of the crisis. On the ground, Ray’s daughter Chloe frantically searches for her mother and young brother in the chaos and destruction. Based on the novel of the 2. WornAcross to protect the same name by Tim LaHaye and Jerry clothing B. Jenkins. 6. Fermented grape The Maze Runner PG-13 When Thomas wakes up trapped in a massive maze with a group of other boys, he has no memory of the outside world other than strange dreams about a mysterious organization known as W.C.K.D. Only by piecing together fragments of his past with clues he discovers in the maze can Thomas hope to uncover his true purpose and a way to escape. Based upon the best-selling novel by James Dashner.

No Good Tale PG-13 Terri is a devoted wife and mother of two, living an ideal suburban life in Gone Girl R Atlanta when Colin, a charming but GONE GIRL – directed by David dangerous escaped convict, shows up Fincher and based upon the global at her door claiming car trouble. Terri ENIGMA

Drive Hard Former racecar driver Peter Roberts traded the winner’s circle for a day job as a driving instructor. But his life takes a turn when Simon Keller hijacks Peter to be his getaway driver in a $9 million heist. The Hero Of Color City G Each night, when Ben falls asleep, his Crayons are magically transported to the dazzling world of Color City. When Yellow is accidentally left behind in Ben’s room, however, she awakens two Unfinished Drawings: King Scrawl, a huge monster, and Gnat, Scrawl’s sidekick. They follow Yellow to Color City, where they claim the enchanted Rainbow Waterfall for themselves. Color City will fade and the Crayon characters will disappear unless Yellow and her pals, Blue, Green, Red, and the twins, Black and White, can save the day.

41. Places to sleep 47. Shaft horsepower 49. Executive Officer 50. Away juices 54. Pal 11. Lady's-finger 55. Imitator 13. State resident 56. Tester 15. English princess 57. Hawaiian port 17. Fixes 58. Draw near 18. Ogles 59. Book of the Bible 19. Underground part 60. Annoys of a plant 61. Native of 20. Deuces Switzerland 21. Thin glutinous 62. Type of packsack mud 22. Authentic Down 23. Finish first 1. Florida city 25. Biddies 2. Inert elemental gas 26. Person whose 3. Move past religion is Judaism 4. Lubricates 30. Devote 5. Yuletide 32. Modify 6. Of moderate tem36. Complete change perature 37. Shooting sport 7. Insert 38. Sealing com8. Planet pound 9. Breathe noisily 40. Purchase 10. Hates intensely

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12. Flightless bird 14. Small dam 16. Part of speech 24. Rich and fashionable travellers 26. Trash 27. Spouse 28. Group of tents 29. Genus of vermin 30. Step in ballet 31. Short letter 33. Paint unskillfully 34. Be sorry for 35. Plaything 39. Highest 42. Public exhibition 43. Judges 44. Metal fastener 45. Mathematics 46. Raised platform 47. Evade work 48. Unwieldy ship 51. Career golfers 52. Unpleasant smell 53. Salver 54. Stylish


1199 5555 The Four Aces led the US hit parade with “Love Is A Many Splendored Thing”, the first US number one record that was specifically written for a motion picture. 1199 5566 Elvis Presley’s “Love Me Tender” entered the Billboard chart for a nineteen week stay. It was #1 for five of those weeks. The song, from Presley’s first film of the same name, was adapted from the tune “Aura Lee”, written in 1861.

“Hit The Road Jack” becomes Ray Charles’ second tune to top the Billboard Pop chart. In the UK, it reached #6. The song has since been ranked #377 on the Rolling Stone magazine’s list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. 11 9966 22 The Beatles’ first single, “Love Me Do”, backed with “P.S. I Love You”, is released in the UK. The record gets its first radio play the same evening on the EMI-owned Radio Luxembourg and will peak at #17 on the UK chart in December.

11 995577 11 9966 33 Jerry Lee Lewis records his biggest hit, “Great Balls of Fire” as a follow- “Sugar Shack” by Jimmy Gilmer and up to his six million seller, “Whole the Fireballs hit the top of the Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On”. Billboard singles chart. It would go on to be the best selling record of the year with sales of over one mil1199 5588 Billboard magazine runs an article lion copies. In the UK, the song that states “Payola, that under-the- climbed to #45 on the Record turntable device whereby record Retailer chart. Gilmer’s distinctive companies win plugs and influence organ sound was played on a disc jockeys, is fast growing into a Hammond Solovox, Model J. monster that may yet destroy its creators. According to key record 11 9966 44 execs, jockey payola is so wide- The Beach Boys record “Dance spread that it’s no longer possible Dance Dance”, with Glen Campbell to measure its effectiveness.” Disc playing the lead guitar intro. It jockey Alan Freed’s career will soon would go on to become their be ended by the scandal. twelfth US Top 40 hit. 1199 5599 Berry Gordy’s first release on the newly established Motown Records, “Bad Girls” by The Miracles, enters the Billboard Pop chart. Unfortunately for all concerned, it will only stay there for two weeks, then fade into oblivion.

The Shangri-Las’ “Leader Of The Pack” is released. Of their six US Top 40 hits, this will be their only number one. It reached #11 in the UK.

11 9966 55 Johnny Cash was arrested crossing the Mexican border into El Paso, 11 9966 00 Texas after customs officials found Aretha Franklin appears at the hundreds of pills in his guitar case. Village Vanguard club in New York, He would receive a suspended jail marking the first non-Gospel per- sentence and a $1,000 fine. formance of her career. “Yesterday” topped both the Billboard Hot 100 and the Cashbox 11 9966 11 Neil Sedaka records “Happy Magazine Best Sellers chart. The Birthday Sweet Sixteen”, which will song was actually recorded by Paul become his eighth US Top 20 hit. He McCartney alone, who had earlier will go on to have thirteen more. tried in vain to fit the other Beatles in, but would later admit he just ENIGMA

couldn’t make the song work in any Rod Stewart has the best selling record on both sides of the Atlantic other form. with the two sided hit “Maggie May” 11 9966 77 / “Reason To Believe”. The Association’s “Never My Love” 11 9977 33 reached its peak position of number 2 on Billboard’s Hot 100. As of the Cher had the top tune in the US with end of 2001, The Recording Industry a song written especially for her, Association of America listed it as “Half-Breed”. In the UK however, the second most played song in the the single did not chart. 20th century with over 7 million 11 9977 44 radio plays. “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” by The Righteous Brothers Olivia Newton-John had her first was first with over 8 million. To see chart topping album with “If You the rest of the list, see our page on Love Me, Let Me Know”, which conClassic Rock’s Most Played Songs. tained her third US number one single, “I Honestly Love You”. The Beatles reject an offer of $1 million from promoter Sid Bernstein to The Guess Who’s “Clap For The make a second appearance at New Wolfman” peaks at #6 on Billboard’s York’s Shea Stadium . He originally Hot 100. The track featured the brought the group to Shea in August voice of legendary disc jockey, 1965. Wolfman Jack. 1199 6688 Jose Feliciano performs a controversial version of The Star Spangled Banner before the fifth game of the World Series between the Detroit Tigers and the St. Louis Cardinals. As a result of his slow, Bluesy delivery, many radio stations refused to play his songs, and his career suffered.

After a long dry spell, Dionne Warwicke returned to the US top ten with “Then Came You”, recorded with The Spinners. Due to some superstitious feelings having to do with astrology, the former Ms. Warwick added an “e” to the end of her name for good luck. She would later return to the old spelling, which is actually a mis-spelled version of her real name: Warrick.

Dionne Warwick is awarded her 11 9977 55 first Gold record for Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s “I Say a Little Harry Chapin’s “Cats in the Cradle” Prayer”. is released. It will enter the Hot 100 1199 6699 George Harrison’s song “Something” is released as the “A” side of a Beatles’ 45, a first for Harrison. Along with Lennon and McCartney’s “Come Together”, the single will reach number one in the US next month. 11 9977 00 Neil Diamond’s “Cracklin’ Rosie” topped the Billboard singles chart. The song was actually inspired by a story that Neil heard on a trip to an Indian reservation and has nothing at all to do with wine. FCC Commissioner Nicholas Johnson responds to Vice President Spiro Agnew’s charge that Rock music drives young people to drugs, by playing Rock music during a speech, saying that Agnew would do well to listen to song lyrics to understand what’s happening around the US. Smokey Robinson And The Miracles’ “Tears Of A Clown” is released. By December, it will top both the Billboard Pop and R&B charts as well as the Cashbox Best Sellers list.

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in November and top the chart just “White Bucks and Saddle Shoes”. 22000033 “Sad Eyes” reached #31 in the UK. before Christmas. The July, 1954 studio session for Elvis Presley’s debut single “That’s Neil Sedaka’s comeback continued The Eagles’ “Heartache Tonight” is All Right” was voted the most pivwith his second number one hit of released. It will become their fifth otal moment in Rock history by the year, “Bad Blood”. In the span of Billboard number one single, but Mojo magazine readers. Bob Dylan’s just eight months, he also wrote two stall at #40 in the UK. switch from acoustic to electric guiother chart topping hits, his own tars in 1965 came second, ahead of “Laughter In The Rain” and The Warner Brothers Records rush the release of The Clash’s debut sinCaptain And Tennille’s “Love Will releases Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” gle “White Riot” in 1977. The Beatles album weeks ahead of schedule first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Keep Us Together”. when tracks begin mysteriously Show in 1964 was fourth and The 1199 7766 popping up on US radio stations. Rolling Stones’ release of “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” placed fifth. Releases Hall And Oates’ second album, 1199 8800 and performances by Jimi Hendrix, “Abandoned Luncheonette”, which contained the hit single “She’s John Lennon releases “Starting Neil Young, John Lennon and Led Gone”, is certified Gold just three Over”, his first single in five years. Zeppelin were also included in the At the end of December it would top Top 10. weeks after its release. the Billboard Hot 100 for five weeks Rick Dees And His Cast of Idiots and the UK chart for a week. 22000055 receive a Gold record for one of the Culture Club vocalist Boy George 1199 8866 more bizarre novelty hits of the was arrested on suspicion of posdecade, “Disco Duck”. In December, Elton John, David Lee Roth and Cher sessing drugs and making a false it will become only the fourth single appear on the opening night of The police report after he called the ever to be certified Platinum. Late Show starring Joan Rivers. At emergency service number and said the end of the program, the hostess his home had been burglarized. The Sex Pistols receive a 40,000 stood next to Elton and joined him Officers arrived on the scene and Pound ($68,000) signing bonus after in singing “The Bitch Is Back”. Joan’s discovered a small amount of inking a recording deal with EMI decision to host her own show with- cocaine next to a computer. Records. out telling Johnny Carson, for whom she filled in for on The Tonight 22000099 “A Fifth of Beethoven” by Walter Show, would permanently sour the Monkees vocalist Davy Jones ruled Murphy And The Big Apple Band friendship between the two. out ever reuniting with his former reaches the top of the Billboard sinband mates after launching a 1199 8888 gles chart and is awarded a Gold scathing attack on each of his old record. In the UK it made it to #28. Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The pals in The National Enquirer. “It’s The song was a Disco treatment of Moon” finally falls off of Billboard’s not a case of dollars and cents. It’s Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. Hot 200 Album Chart after a record a case of satisfying yourself. I don’t 741 weeks. It has sold an estimated have anything to prove. The Monkees proved it for me.” 50 million copies worldwide. 11 9977 77 David Soul, star of the hit American 1199 9911 Barbra Streisand surprised many TV show Starsky and Hutch, reaches the top of the UK charts for the sec- Apple Computer settled a lawsuit music industry watchers when she ond time this year with “Silver launched by The Beatles’ record topped the Billboard Hot 200 for Lady”. The previous April, “Don’t company, Apple Corporation, over the ninth time with her latest Give Up On Us” went to #1. name and logo rights. The computer release, “Love Is the Answer”. The company reportedly paid about $29 CD extended Streisand’s lead as the female act with the most chart topmillion to settle the suit. 1199 7788 pers in the history of the Billboard Mick Jagger offers an apology to the Hot 200. Nielsen SoundScan reportReverend Jesse Jackson after 11 9999 55 Jackson denounces the Stones’ Alanis Morisette becomes the first ed the unit sold 180,000 copies dursong, “Some Girls” as racist. Jagger, Canadian female artist to top the ing its first week of release. however, refuses to change the Billboard album chart when “Jagged 220011 00 lyrics. Little Pill” reaches #1. The CD will become a Platinum selling disc, Just a year after ruling out a Singer Steven Tyler and guitarist Joe nine times over. reunion with his former group, Perry of Aerosmith are injured at a singer Davy Jones announced plans Philadelphia concert after a fireto reform The Monkees for a 2011 1199 9999 cracker is thrown on stage. From Roger Daltrey announced that The tour. then on, the group performs from Who were reforming, making their behind a cyclone fence. first performance in Las Vegas. The Solomon Burke, a pioneering Soul show was also being planned to be singer and Rock and Roll Hall of 1199 7799 Fame inductee, died at Amsterdam’s broadcast live on the internet. Schiphol airport after a flight from A little more than a year after the 22000000 Los Angeles. He was 70 years old. death of drummer Keith Moon, The Who’s “The Kids Are Alright” goes Benjamin Orr, bassist / vocalist for 220011 11 Platinum. The Cars lost his fight with pancreatic cancer at the age of 53. Orr sang David Cassidy filed a multi-million Robert John had the top tune on the lead vocals on some of the band’s dollar lawsuit against Sony, claimBillboard Pop chart with a song most recognizable hits, such as “Just ing he has not been paid royalties called “Sad Eyes”. It had been near- What I Needed”, “Bye Bye Love”, for sales of Partridge Family merly 21 years since his first chart “Drive” and “Let’s Go”. chandise which bear his image, appearance in 1958 with a minor hit, including lunchboxes, magazines ENIGMA

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and board games. Cassidy told CNN “It’s just a matter of being fair and doing the right thing. Just be fair, be real, be genuine, don’t be greedy.” Starship’s “We Built This City” was named ‘The worst song of the 1980s’ in a poll by Rolling Stone magazine. “The Final Countdown” by the Swedish band Europe came in second and “Lady in Red” by Chris de Burgh was third. Also making the top five were Wham!’s “Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go)” and “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats. 22001122 Record label bosses at EMI recalled a vinyl, anniversary edition of The Beatles’ hit single “Love Me Do” after discovering they had accidentally pressed a version that included session musician Andy White playing drums instead of band member Ringo Starr. Copies of the disc featuring the wrong version were reportedly selling for big money on the internet auction website eBay.com. 22001133 Paul McCartney surprised 400 students at the Frank Sinatra School for the Arts with a performance of a 13 song set consisting of tunes from his latest album along with Beatles and Wings classics. Macca delighted the assembly by telling them, “This beats going to class,” as he kicked off the show with “Eight Days A Week”.


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your behalf to N Nii cckkeell bbaacckk’’ss management to relay the request. If you have $5 to spare, management will receive a “slightly more forceful email.” It will take $10 if you want the email to include “explicit phrases and lots of capital letters and “maybe even a rude emoticon or too.” As of the time of this post, the campaign’s 43 backers had raised $190. Oh, and by the way, all proceeds from the campaign will go to charity “or perhaps therapy for those who’ve been affected by the band.”

Moorr rr ii ssssee yy has …M revealed he’s undergone cancer treatment several times. The news broke in an interview published online this week. During the Q&A the British singer/songwriter didn’t seem too concerned with the diagnosis or the prospect of dying. As for now Moozz says he’s feeling good. He M was even feeling well enough to launch his European tour Monday night in Lisbon, Portugal. Moorrrr iisssseeyy ’’ss health has been in M the news on numerous occasions in the past year and a half as he’s battled one illness after another, forcing him to cancel tour dates. But this is the first time he’s used the C-word. “They have scraped cancerous tissues four times Moorrrr ii ssssee yy already, but whatever,” M told El Mundo (via a translation on the Morrissey-Solo.com messageboard). “If I die, then I die. And if I don’t, then I don’t. Right now I feel good. I am aware that in some of my recent photos I look somewhat unhealthy, but that’s what illness can do. I’m not going to worry about that, I’ll rest Moorr rr iisssseeyy didn’t when I’m dead.” M say which type of cancer he was diagnosed with.

…After concluding his U.S./Canadian tour in September, JJaa cckk W Whhii ttee won’t return to stages in the States until 2015. Good thing that’s just three months away! White wraps up 2014 with gigs in Mexico, Turkey, Germany, Belgium and the U.K. The rocker is continuing to support his second LP, Lazaretto, which was released in June. His first dates of the new year are scheduled at Nashville’s Bridgestone Arena …FFaa ll ll ii nngg IInn RR eevv ee rr ssee Jan. 28 and New York’s Madison announced this week that the Square Garden Arena Jan. 30. band had amicably parted ways with bassist M Maaxx G Grr eeee nn. Epitaph Nii cckkee ll bbaa cckk doesn’t Records released the falling …N even have any upcoming dates statement to Alternative Press: booked in the U.K. but that hasn’t “M Maaxx G Grree ee nnee has exited the stopped a crowdfunding cam- FFaa llll iinn gg IInn RRee vveerr ssee lineup due to paign from collecting money in personal matters unrelated to the hopes of preventing future gigs in band. The split is amicable London. The description of the according to RRoonnnn iiee RRaaddkkee and “Don’t Let Nickel Back” campaign FFaa llll iinn gg IInn RR eevv eerr ssee wishes M Maa xx says it wants to “ensure that the nothing but the best in his future band do not schedule any gigs endeavors. RRoonn nnii ee RRaa ddkkee has here, do not attempt to come been working hard in the studio here – nor even phone here.” If recording a new FFaa ll ll ii nngg IInn you’re wondering why the cam- RReevv eerr ssee album due out early next Niicckkee llbbaa cckk so much, year and is excited for fans to paign hates N the FAQ suggests that you listen hear it. Further details are to be …Live Nation is in what to the band to see for yourself. In announced.” are characterized as “advanced exchange for a $1 donation, the talks” for a majority stake in C3 campaign will send an email on Presents, the largest U.S. independent concert promoter whose portfolio includes the Austin City Limits and Lollapalooza festivals. The Oct. 6 New York Times report, published on the heels of the conclusion of the first weekend of ACL, says the prospective deal has been in the works “for months but still not completed.” ENIGMA

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It claims that once completed, Live Nation would own a 51 percent stake in C3 Presents, which it values at about $250 million. Spokeswomen for Live Nation and C3 Presents did not respond immediately to email requests for comment at press time. C3 Presents, founded in 2007 in Austin, Texas, has grown rapidly. It sold more than 2.03 million tickets last year between its festivals, venues and casino bookings. Live Nation is clearly in an acquisition mood, as promised by execs during the company’s last earnings call, particularly in the festival space. Acquiring C3 would add two of the nation’s best-known, destination festivals to a portfolio that already includes EDM festival giants Insomniac, Hard Events and Cream. …Author/singer/rock icon BBiill ll yy IIddooll lays out his tour plans for early 2015 with his “Kings & Queens Of The Underground Live” tour stopping in New Orleans, Atlanta, New York, Toronto, Montreal, Denver and other cities. This is the week Idol unleashes his autobiography onto a waiting world. “Dancing With Myself” arrives Oct. 7 via Simon and Schuster imprint Touchstone. IIddooll ’’ss first studio album in a decade, appropriately titled Kings & Queens Of The Underground, hits all the usual places Oct. 21 when it’s released on on BFI Records via Kobalt Label Services. Primarily proHoorr nn, the disc duced by TTrr ee vvoorr H


Grree gg K Kuurrssttii nn serving as conhas G tributing producer on two tracks, including “Can’t Break Me Down.” Last month USA Today declared the tune its song of the week. …A Nevada judge said Friday that a doctor determined a Las Vegas criminal defendant is faking mental illness to avoid a new trial on charges that he fired a gun backstage while trying to steal costumes and props from cast members of the “Thunder From Down Under” male revue. Kaa m maarr ii refused Jailers said Joey K to be brought to court, where Clark County District Court Judge LLii nnddaa M Maa rrii ee BBee ll ll told his lawyers, YYii LLii nn ZZ hhee nngg and JJoohhnn M Moom moott, Kaa ddm miirr ii that two doctors found K competent for retrial on felony burglary, robbery, battery, drug and weapon charges. “One said he’s pretending to be incompetent,” the judge said. BBeell ll set another competency hearing for Oct. 17 after ZZhheenngg sought time to obtain and review court-ordered psychological evaluations from 2010, 2011 and earlier this year.

trying to incite a riot. The festival’s planners have long argued the city’s downtown area is filled with crowds because of nonsanctioned, pop-up events by businesses. They say people are drawn into the venues with the promise of free alcohol and that those businesses can’t handle large crowds. The report was sent Tuesday to the City Council and the mayor. It said “unruly behavior, inability to access events and activities, and unsafe conditions” threaten the festival’s success. “If SXSW cannot sustain success and growth in the future, like any business they will eventually need to make decisions about whether or not they can continue to exist in their current format and location,” the report said. “It is very possible that SXSW will have no choice but to entertain notions of bidding their event to other cities to sustain their business model.” But the festival’s co-founder and managw ee nnssoonn said ing director RRooll aann dd SSw he doesn’t foresee that happening.

…A consulting firm has advised Austin to create a safety plan limiting how many other events occur the week of the South by Southwest festival. The festival hired event consulting firm Populous after four people died and others were injured in a crash during last year’s event, the Austin American-Statesman reported. An artist was also arrested after being accused of

w ii fftt has …TTaa yyll oorr SSw signed on to NBC’s “The Voice” to mentor aspiring young singers. Swift’s first appearance on the talent competition will be Oct. 27, which also happens to be the day her new 1989 album is released. According to Associated Press, SSw w ii fftt will appear on three episodes of the program advising contestants on topics such as vocal techniques, stage presence

and song selection.

K aannyy ee W Wee sstt reported…K ly has “20 finished songs” for his new record, according to coMaa ll iikk YYuusseeff . YYuusseeff , who writer M first worked with West back in 2003 on his own track ‘Wouldn’t You Like To Ride’ and has since collaborated with him on a number of tracks, including Grammy Award-winning 2011 single ‘All Of The Lights’, is currently working with West on the follow-up to 2013’s Yeezus. Speaking about the Wee sstt is well sessions, YYuussee ff said W into the recording process and compared the album so far to a pair of Timberland boots. “This album is different. It’s like a pair of Timberlands; like how Timberlands are not quite leather and not quite suede. It’s not the smooth, slick Chicago music sound we have right now and it’s not the ruggedness of just ‘hiphop hip-hop hip-hop’,” he said regarding the as-yet-untitled record. “We’re still working like a motherfucker. We’ve been all around the world [recording].” Haa w H w kkiinn gg …SSttee pphhee nn reportedly appears on new PP iinnkk FFllooyy dd album The Endless River, contributing to a song titled “Talkin’ Hawkin”. The Endless River will be released in November and the full album credits recently emerged online. Consequence of Sound reports that theoretical physicist HHaa w wkkii nngg is credited as a vocalist on one track. This would mark his second collaboration with PPii nnkk FF ll ooyydd , having previously appeared on their 1994 album The Division Bell. If you know any truths, halftruths or outright lies about the music and club scene send it to Sissy Vance c/o rumoursmill@enigmaonline.com.

- Sissy Vance

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1. Jenny Lewis 2. Lucinda Williams 3. Tweedy 4. Leonard Cohen 5. U2 6. Shakey Graves 7. Counting Crows 8. Shovels & Rope 9. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers 10. Lake Street Dive 11. Gemma Ray 12. Weezer 13. Joe Bonamassa 14. TV On The Radio 15. Fall Out Boy 16. Guster 17. Elle King 18. Erasure 19. Johnnyswim 20. Bush

ADVENTURE PICKS 1. Ziggy Marley 2. Lorde 3. Damien Rice


Cowboys Turn Back Texans in Overtime

CCOne incredibly impressive streak ended for Dallas, yet another more historic milestone remained in sight as the Cowboys overcame their own mistakes to take down the Houston Texans in overtime, 20-17, to remain atop the Eastern Division.

This game could have been billed as an in-state battle between the $100-million dollar men – quarterback Tony Romo and Texas defensive end J.J. Watt. What it really came down to, in the end, was the battle for the ball between star wide receiver Dez Bryant and Houston safety Jonathan Joseph. Bryant won the war with his juggling 37- yard reception over Joseph. It set the stage for kicker Dan Bailey’s winning field goal, and Dallas’ first 4-1 record to start the season in six years.

This overtime situation never should have occurred. The Cowboy defense held Texan quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick in check practically the entire game. If it hadn’t been for the extraordinary efforts of running back Arian Foster, who rushed for 157 yards and two touchdowns, this game is over before it begins. The loss of Dallas linebacker Rolando McClain towards the end of the game also turned the tide in Houston’s favor. Until that point, the linebacker had been a disruptive force in the middle that had limited Houston to seven points, Foster to a little over 120 yards rushing and Fitzpatrick to a paltry 14-22 for 110 yards. But “it happens”, and with 4:36 in regulation, McClain went out with a reaggravated groin injury opening the door for Houston to take advantage of the situation. And ENIGMA

room after intermission and immediately reasserted themselves – or to be more specific, Arian Foster reasserted himself. The running back literally ran the ball down the Cowboys throat highlighted by his jaw-dropping 33-yard run up the middle. He finished his “run” at the Cowboys with a clean 15-yard explosion into the end zone and a 7-3 lead. The Cowboys quickly responded to the challenge by marching the ball down the field in just under three minutes. Tony Romo connected with Jason Witten on 34-yard pass that put him over the 10,000-yard receiving mark for tight ends. He joins an elite group – including Tony Gonzalez and Sterling Sharpe – as the only tight ends in NFL history to surpass the amazing benchmark. On the next play, Romo pulled a slick move on Houston came out of the locker a hard charging J.J. Watt to escape that’s exactly what they did. \ Mistakes plagued the Cowboys the entire game. DeMarco Murray picked up where he left off in game three of the season by fumbling the ball in the first quarter on what looked like a sure scoring drive for Dallas. Tony Romo decided to take the heat off of his running back by misreading end zone coverage that allowed Houston safety Kendrick Lewis to easily pick off Romo’s pass for his fifth interception of the year. To complete the Cowboy trifecta mental miscues, wide receiver Terrance Williams got into the act when he dropped a pass on the one-yard line that would have given Dallas a first-and-goal. In the second half, all three players would redeem themselves.

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Texans went on a 7:17 minute drive that ended with a 29-yard field goal. It still appeared that the Cowboys had everything well under control when they got the ball back. Murray had already notched his fifth consecutive 100yard game (31 carries 136 yards). The accomplishment enabled the former Oklahoma Sooner running back to join a unique company of running backs – Hall of Famer’s O.J. Simpson and Jim Brown – as the only players to ever rush for 100 yards in five consecutive games to start the season. Brown holds the mark of six straight 100 yard games to start the season. Murray can equal that mark when the Cowboys visit defending Super Bowl champs Seattle. That future milestone, however, was the furthest thing from anyone’s mind as Dallas almost did themselves in with their final few minute flubs.

his grasp. The quarterback’s nifty feet bought him enough time to spot wide receiver Terrance Williams streaking towards the end zone. Romo completed a leaping 43-yard touchdown to the receiver as the Cowboy regained the lead, 10-7. The Cowboys momentum continued into the fourth quarter when the defense shut Houston down. Dwayne Harris returned the ensu-

The Cowboys couldn’t move the ball and it gave Houston the opening it needed just before the two minute warning. Dallas had punted the ball and McClain was out of the game. Fitzpatrick found his groove and easily moved the Texans down the field. Foster tied the game scoring his second touchdown from a yard out. There was still plenty of time on the clock for Dallas to mount a drive to get within Dan Bailey’s range. It pretty much became a moot point when Harris ran the ball out of the end zone instead of downing it on a touchback. Not only did his lapse of judgment run six precious seconds off the clock, he was tackled at the Dallas 15-yard line costing them five additional yards to make up. Romo managed to move the ball into Houston territory to give Bailey a chance from 55 yards out. He missed wide right sending the game into overtime, and ending his ing punt 39-yards to the Houston prolific streak of 30 consecutive 30. Four plays later, Dez Bryant field goals without a miss. caught a 2-yard fade for his fourth touchdown reception of the year In overtime, Houston won the toss and what seemed a comfortable 10- and elected to receive. Adrian point lead. The way the defense Foster gained 30 yard on two conhad played this afternoon, the mar- secutive carries and didn’t see the gin seemed almost insurmountable ball again. Fitzpatrick was unable for Houston to overcome. To quote to move the ball through the air analyst Lee Corso, “Not so fast my and the Texans had to punt. Romo and Bryant did their circus routine friend!? moving the ball well into Houston With 9:44 to go in thequarter, the territory. On third down, Cowboy ENIGMA

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coach Jason Garrett elected to send Harris out to end the game. And that’s exactly what he did for 49 yards out. C owboy Notes – Once again, owner C Jerry Jones was greeted by a sea of visiting red as more than 30,000 Houston Texan fans made their way into AT&T Stadium to support their team. Their presence was felt on the field. Tony Romo admitted after the game he had to go to a silent count because the Houston fans were making so much noise. The next “red wave” scheduled for an appearance on the Cowboys home turf are the Western Division leading Arizona Cardinals on Nov. 2. The transformation of the Dallas Cowboys continues as the team ranks fourth in the league in points scored (135) and fourth in points allowed (103). It’s early in the season, yes, but the direction offensive coordinator Scott Linehan and defensive head coach Rob Marinelli are taking their units are erasing the nightmares that occurred on both sides of the ball last year. A seemingly innocuous three-second move on national television by Tony Romo transformed the image of Dallas quarterback from total dork the past few seasons to a respected and undisputed leader of the team. Running back DeMarco Murray was just about to give an interview immediately after the team’s come-from-behind victory against St. Louis. His baseball cap was on backwards. Out of nowhere, Romo appeared, turned Murray’s cap around with the bill facing forward, and disappeared to do his own interview. The move caught the Fox info babe off guard and every knowledgeable Cowboy fan as well. Romo had become infamous over the past several years for wearing his baseball cap backwards when he granting interviews. The irreverent image the QB had constantly portrayed over the past several seasons was symbolic of the team he was leading. Not anymore. Romo means business and is now leading by example.

- David Huff


Falcons Not the Giant Killers We Thought

I hate Eli Manning. Actually the whole Manning clan from dad Archie on down. What I really don’t like about Manning was the 2004 draft when dad dictated where his son would and would not play. For all intents and purposes Manning refused to play for the San Diego Chargers who held the first overall pick. Bowing to Manning pressure the Chargers made a deal with the New York Giants to draft Phillip Rivers and then the two teams basically traded quarterbacks. I hate when people screw with tradition. He should be thankful he plays football for a living.

is a nice guy in real life and I love his commercials but every media outlet has had a love fest for the former Colt and now Bronco quarterback going back to his days at the University of Tennessee. Peyton can do no wrong in their eyes. It gets to grinding on me after a while. And dad Archie… let’s not go there right now.

I took great pride two years ago watching in person “my” Atlanta Falcons throttle the Giants at the Georgia Dome 34-0. The same season I witnessed the same Falcon troop intercept older brother Peyton five times in the first half of a game at the Dome as well. 2012 Granted, I like Peyton less. Peyton was my and the Falcons’ year - not ENIGMA

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finished. We’ve got to be much better, we’ve got to coach better, The Falcons dropped to 2-3 on the we’ve got to play better. And with season after failing to hold a ten that, I’ll open it up for questions,” point lead in the second half only said Falcons coach Mike Smith. to lose by ten 30-20 Sunday afternoon. Atlanta’s Achilles is supposedly the defense. It is. But for about three “Today’s game we didn’t do a very quarters they held their own. It good job sustaining the momentum was the high flying offense for the that we had through the first half second time in five weeks that was of the ball game and then through unable to put up more than 20 the end of the third quarter. We points. Turnovers and the inability couldn’t get anything going offen- to convert on a fourth-and-one late sively there in the second half nor in the game led to Atlanta’s demise could we get the stops that we and their second loss in a row. needed. I felt like we played okay in spurts in the first half of the ball Manning threw for two touchgame. We are extremely disap- downs but only 200 yards (of pointed in the way that the game course you don’t need that many

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yards if you can run the ball). His counterpart Matt Ryan threw for one touchdown and one interception. The lone touchdown pass was an impressive 76-yard catch and run by Antone Smith who broke a tackle immediately after catching the pass and outran everyone else for the score. Smith has four touchdowns on the season with the shortest coming from 38 yards out.

real opportunity to blow the game open early. “We had opportunities in the first half, off the turnover we get a short field, get the ball down to the, I guess, one or two-yard line and weren’t able to punch it in, so that one, that hurts. And then we had another chance right before the half, we got the ball down low again and came away with two field goals and when you’re playing against a good team, on the road, you’ve got convert those opportunities. So to me, it came down to we weren’t as efficient as we needed to be in the red zone and obviously we were not as good as we wanted to be on third down,” said Ryan.

Smith has been under-utilized by the Falcons. He’s got great breakout speed and can catch a pass. He also has youth on his side. Steven Jackson, who has been better this season still is a shell of his former self. I realize the Falcons were hoping for one good year as they thought they were oh so close to the Super Bowl after falling ten yards short the year before, but as a running back closes in on 30 his time and ability becomes limited. Jackson has been injury prone since entering the state of Georgia as well. The Falcons messed up when they passed on Eddie Lacy in last year’s draft if they were looking for a “franchise” back. Smith is exciting. He’s like the little engine that could and when given the chance he does. “We need to have more plays designed for Antone. When he touches the ball, he makes plays. He did another fine job. We caught them in cover zero and it was a great throw by (Quarterback) Matt (Ryan), getting the ball out of his hands. And in zero, there is no defensive depth and he just outran everybody. I know everybody likes Antone. We like Antone a whole lot as well. We have to make sure that we get our playmakers the ball, “ said Smith.

this through the draft the last couple of years although they spent their first pick in the last draft on a much needed offensive lineman (Jake Matthews). They have received criticism for not addressing this with their first pick. One of the rumors going around was they were going to trade up to draft Jadeveon Clowney who went to Houston with the number one overall pick. Clowney went down during week one and is lost for the Defense has been the issue the last season. That wouldn’t have done couple of seasons. While the the Falcons any good – at least this offense has set records for passing year. yards, touchdowns and others the defense has given up way too many The Falcons have tried to draft and points and yards. They have also develop defensive lineman with no been unable to force turnovers. good results since the Dimitroff 2008-12 they were a turnover and Smith era. Linebackers, cormachine. They also sacked or put ners and safeties have been good pressure on the quarterback. This but the only thing now missing is a year’s team has only three sacks in pass rusher – or three. Free five games. agency hasn’t worked and the lack of attaining another in this past The Falcons have tried to remedy ENIGMA

While the Falcons lost Sunday, unlike their other two losses they were in this one until late. While it’s little consolation the fact the defense played a little better and weren’t a complete sieve. But they still have a long way to go to quit all the nay sayers and critics off their backs. And being unable to hold a ten point lead with a little more than a quarter and a half to play… well that goes back to the 2012 13-3 team whose offense scored just enough points, avoided injuries unlike the last two seasons and won the turnover battle.

free agency is puzzling.

“We had opportunities, for sure, to win that game. And it’s not necessarily all in the third and fourth quarter. As I mentioned before, I think there was two opportunities where we had the ball in the tight red zone with an opportunity to punch the ball in the end zone. When you’re going against a good football team on the road, specifically, you’ve got to take advantage of those opportunities. But it is disappointing. We had a lead in But despite all their issues the the second half and we weren’t Falcons defense held Manning in able to get the job done offensivecheck most of the day. They ly when we needed to,” said Ryan. missed a couple of big chances including a dropped interception The Falcons return to the friendly and a few three-and –outs. The confines of the Georgia Dome defense is totally relying on the where they will host the Chicago offense to carry them. If Atlanta Bears. Kickoff is scheduled for doesn’t score first and often. 4:25pm and will be aired on Fox. Sunday they settled for two first half field goals missing out on a - Dave Weinthal “Well, I thought we had a sack. I thought we had some times where we got Manning off the spot. But again, we’ve got to put pressure on the quarterback. We have to do that in this league because you are going to play elite quarterbacks the majority of the time in the NFL. Because I’ve said it a dozen to 16 (times), if you don’t put pressure on them, they are going to make it hard on your defense,” said Smith.

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Meltdown in Music City

History was made in Nashville Sunday. Not the kind of history the Tennessee Titans like to make, but history nonetheless. The Titans blew a 28-3 lead in front of their fans to lose in the final minute to the Cleveland Browns 29-28. The Cleveland Browns recorded the largest comeback by a visiting team in NFL history.

Buffalo Bills in the 1993 playoffs is referred to as “The Comeback”. The Bills recovered from a 35-3 second half lead to comeback and win in overtime 41-38 in a game many consider the greatest meltdown in NFL history. I wonder if the spirit of Frank Reich was coursing through the veins of Brian Hoyer as he led the Browns comeback win and created a new entry in the record books along Of course this franchise is snake the way? bit by comeback records. The old Houston Oilers made it in the Hoyer’s 6-yard touchdown pass record books as their meltdown to Travis Benjamin with 1:09 left in the playoffs against the as the Browns finished off their ENIGMA

rally with 26 unanswered points, including 16 in the fourth quarter for the biggest comeback in team history. Jake Locker who missed last week with yet another injury was knocked out of this game as well injuring his thumb. Leaving in the second quarter after leasing the Titans to a 14-3 lead. His backup Charlie Whitehurst increased the lead to 28-3 before the walls came tumbling down.

being 1-4 the Titans might ought to consider introducing the Zach Mettenberger era in Nashville. Locker has been kind of disappointing since being drafted in 2011. He’s missed great parts of every season and has already missed a game and a half through the first five. Mettenberger looked impressive in preseason and with a new coach (Ken Whisenhunt) and front office Locker is basically a leftover from a failed administration.

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third. The Browns kicked a field goal to make the score 28-13. And then into the fourth quarter the roof fell in for Tennessee. “They changed up some things, but I don’t think it was necessarily what they did. I think we just didn’t do a good job of closing out the game today. They did a good job of fighting, coming back and believing that they could win. We just have to do a better job of closing the game out. It’s very tough. We’ve worked hard as all outdoors to get a win. The first half went really well. I think we did a lot of good things, but that second half, we just have to play, put some plays together. … I wouldn’t say we got comfortable. I think they just did a better job of changing some things up,” said Titan wide receiver Nate Washington. With 11:02 left in the game the Browns blocked Brett Kern’s punt for a safety. “You know, we can’t have a blocked punt. Special teams have not performed for us. That’s an area that has to get better,” said Whisenhunt. behind an offensive line that can hold its blocks and keep a pocket. Locker has been forced to run for his life and he’s done well at times doing so but he is constantly getting hurt. It’s almost like a punchline. I don’t see Locker in a Titans uniform after this season. And that could be the bet thing for his career. Locker would be best suited leaving and signing with someone like Denver who has a strong offensive line a Peyton Manning is in the twilight of his career despite how well is plays (he’s 38). “I’m not talking about next year. I’m worried about trying to address what our issues are right now. I don’t know where we’re

going to be when we come back, from an injury standpoint. We’ll continue to work the way we’ve worked. We’ll clean those things up. If we can play other guys, we will, if they’re guilty of doing something that has hurt our football team,” said Whisenhunt.

touchdown pass of the quarter and the last time the Titans would score. “We felt good about it. We’ve seen that they’ve come back in the past so it was something we discussed before we went out in the second half. They were still able to come back and overcome that. Being down in the first half, they were able to win the game,” said Titan linebacker Kamerion Wimbley on having the big lead.

Charlie Whitehurst is a good stopgap if needed until Mettenberger is completely ready. Whitehurst, a career backup is a great relief pitcher or even a stopgap starter until Just before the half ended Hoyer Mettenberger is ready. hit Jim Dray from a yard out to make the score 28-10. Whitehurst looked good in relief early for the Titans Sunday. With The second half was all 2:44 left in the first half he hit Cleveland… well at least the Justin Hunter for a 75-yard touch- fourth quarter. Not much hapdown. It was Whitehurst second pened on either side during the

Five minutes later Hoyer hit Travis Benjamin from 17 yards out across the middle to make the score 28-22. And with 1:09 left to play the two hooked up again from six yards out to write another chapter in NFL history. “I’m just speechless about the whole thing. We had the game. We should have finished and won. I’m at a loss of words. It’s definitely devastating. We had a lead like that and end up losing it like that,” said Hunter. The Titans remain home this week as they host the 0-5 Jacksonville Jaguars. Kickoff is scheduled for 1pm and will be aired on Fox.

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