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MYSTERY TO ME Legendary blues/rock band Fleetwood Mac is on tour with their best known and loved lineup as Christine McVie rejoined the band earlier this year. They will be performing Saturday night in Atlanta at Philips Arena.

THE LATENESS OF THE HOUR British singer and songwriter, Alex Clare, winner of ASCAP’s songwriter of the year heads down south as he tours the states for the first time. Hi single off his first album, Too Close” off of the album “The Lateness of the Hour” reached number 7 on the charts. He’ll be in Atlanta Monday night where he’ll perform at Center Stage Theatre.

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For his latest project, Todd Snider was encouraged to start spending time with musicians his own age. Snider reached out to Dave Schools, bassist of Widespread Panic, where they started discussing plans to record together. They enlisted guitarist Neal Casal (Chris Robinson Brotherhood), keyboardist Chad Staehly (Great American Taxi) and Duane Trucks (King Lincoln) on drums to form a new group they're calling Hard Working Americans. They perform Friday at Track 29 in Chattanooga.

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“Tis the Season people aren’t thinking about going out on the water, they really should. Well, maybe not actually go out, but begin getting ready for boating season. Much like buying a convertible or a motorcycle, December and early January are the best times to actually buy a new or used boat. Prices are currently at their best during the cold season and if you go ahead and buy

‘Tis the season to go boating, best time. And Cleveland fa la la la la la la la la. Boat Center wants to be your Saint Nick. Dawn me now our ski apparSince 1972 the Cleveland Boat el, fa la la fa la la la la la. Center has been a family While it may seem odd to sing affair and treating their cusor even talk about boating as tomers as family is why they the weather outside is nippy have been voted TOP 100 by and Christmas is just around Boating Industry Magazine, the corner, actually it’s the and have earned the 5 Star

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Marine Industry Dealership and Brunswick 5 Star Marine Industry Dealership designations. Cleveland Boat Center is the only marine dealership in the Chattanooga area to hold all three of those designations. While this time of year most

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Center also has all the gear from water skis to paddle boards to make our customer’s time on the water a rewarding experience.

be inviting you to step aboard their new MasterCraft X2 to have your holiday picture taken from 1-4pm. Additionally the first 20 people in the door will be The holiday location for entered into a drawing to win

or at least make arrangements you can have your boat in time for the launch of spring and early summer. Many don’t think about it until warm weather arrives and getting the boat takes longer and the prices are subject to not only availability but demand. Often one will miss a majority of time they could be spending on the water waiting for their boat to arrive when they order in late spring and early fall. Unlike buying a car it’s not as easy as just driving off the lot with one. Nor should it. A boat is more reflective of one’s personality compared to most cars that are used for utilitarian purposes. A boat to a degree is a reflection of one’s personality be it a laid

back bass boat, a fast ski boat, a floating party on a pontoon boat and on and on. Taking advantage of this time of year is what you should do and Cleveland Boat Center is glad to help out at either their location in Cleveland located at 3125 Waterlevel Highway in Cleveland or their special holiday location they have at Hamilton Place Mall next to Fox and Hound. Whether wanting to buy a new or previously owned boat, looking to either sell or trade your boat in as well as customize and maintain your vessel as well as add any accessories you might need the professionals at Cleveland Boat Center will be glad to assist. Cleveland Boat

Cleveland Boat Center will be kicking off their holiday blowout Saturday, December 13. They will be featuring a storewide clearance of 20 to 75 percent off all products (except boats). The sale that begins Saturday will last until December 21. To help kickoff the holiday event Saturday they will be offering hot chocolate, popcorn and will

a free tube. The winner will be announced at 4pm. So whether your looking for a boat, skis, paddleboards, surfboards for anyone in your family the Cleveland Boat Center holiday location next to Fox and Hound is the place to be.

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SIX FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT UNFILED TAX RETURNS everal taxpayers have not filed taxes for nearly a decade. In fact, some have never filed their taxes. So many wonder about what will be the statute of limitations for unfiled tax returns. Some people are not in a position to pay the IRS, so they wonder if it is better to file only after when they can afford or if they should file in any case. Some have doubts about whether the officers will ask for up-to-date tax returns when they file for bankruptcy or apply for a passport. Some are concerned if they'll be arrested for not filing returns. This article will provide answers to the most frequently asked questions about unfiled tax returns. Suppose I haven't filed tax returns for years. Do I need to file all the missing returns?

lawyer to determine if you need unfiled tax returns? to go back even further. This is exactly what the IRS says: Many has changed during the last 10 years and now, the IRS is get- "The failure-to-file penalty is genting much better at identifying erally more than the failure-topeople's income sources and pay penalty. So if you cannot pay preparing a Substitute Filed all the taxes you owe, you should Return (SFR) for taxpayers. So if still file your tax return on time SFR is filed against you, then you and pay as much as you can, then will have no choice rather than to explore other payment options. file returns for all those years The IRS will work with you." that's mentioned in the SFRs. So never try to avoid filing returns What if I owe back taxes but can't just because you can't pay for the pay? Should I really have to file tax money owed. Just file. You can do something about settling your anyway? tax debts later on. Absolutely! It is okay to owe the IRS back taxes, but failure to file Do I have to file all back taxes tax returns will be considered as a before I file personal bankruptcy? Yes! you have to. Also by filing crime. bankruptcy, it is possible to disSo even when you can't pay any- charge most of your owed taxes. thing to the IRS, it is still in your But to achieve this, you need to greatest interest to file your show your filed taxes to the bankreturn. And the perfect time to ruptcy court for all those years have negotiation with the Internal that you want to get discharged of Revenue Service is when you've the tax debts. For many people, got less money to pay for. In IRS non-filing of taxes became a huge terms, this is called as hurdle for them in getting the "Reasonable Collection Potential" bankruptcy discharge. So file all (RCP). Deal with the IRS, when of the missing returns before applying for personal bankruptcy. your RCP is lowest.

The IRS does not have any time limit to recover taxes if you never filed a tax return - the statute of limitations never run out. But they have only limited resources, so the policy is that the taxpayers must file returns for the past 6 years in order to become tax compliant. In certain cases, you may How big is the IRS penalty for Can I get the passport if I owe the IRS for back taxes? be required to speak with a tax

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In general, passport issuance will not be denied merely because you owe money to the IRS however the state government has the ability to deny or revoke your passport for certain tax violations. When the passport issuance is denied, you must pay the tax arrears along with penalties and interest to have the denial lifted. How can I file old returns if I don't have all the information? The law wants people to do old returns to the best of their knowledge. But you may ask how to get the old tax records and financial details? Here, with the help of an IRS tax attorney, you can obtain all the missing information. They will quickly get all of the old tax forms such as 1099s and W -2's through by pulling the W&I transcript from the Internal Revenue Service. For old property bills, the IRS attorney will get in touch with city assessor and collect particulars from them. For business owners, these tax professionals will create profit and loss statements from their old bank account statements.

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ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) Listen and formulate your course of action. You will be indecisive. You need to refrain from being the generous one in the group. You will get along well with your colleagues today. TAURUS (Apr. 21- may 21) You will be able to get your own way if you use your intellectual charm and know how. Your ability to add a sophisticated touch will help you capture the look you're after. Look out for those wanting to push you into a disagreement. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Friendships will be ruined if you let too many people get involved in any disputes. New romantic ties

can be made; however, you must VIRGO make sure that your motives are (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) Changes regarding your image not selfish before you make your move. Do not travel unless will bring you greater confidence. Opportunities for love will develop absolutely necessary. Be careful. while traveling or while attending religious functions. A day at the CANCER beach may satisfy the whole fami(June 22-July 22) You need more time to think this ly. whole situation through. The knowledge you have will enhance LIBRA your reputation. Take time to do (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) some writing, whether it's corre- Overexertion and negligence will spondence, poetry, or keeping a be your worst enemies. Do your best, but don't make too many journal. promises or you may exhaust yourself. It's a good time for long LEO awaited relationships to begin. (July 23-Aug 22) You need to be sure that you aren't in your present relationship SCORPIO because it is convenient. Problems (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) with colleagues are likely. Do Your personal situation is fluctuating. Someone envious of your something constructive outside. popularity may challenge you to a debate. Go out with friends. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) You are ready to blow up and your stress level has gone into over drive. Driving too fast or double parking will result in difficul-

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ties with officials. Sudden trips will take you by surprise. CAPRICORN (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) Any intimate relationships with colleagues will lead to gossip that could easily affect your position. Be careful not to come on too strongly. Disharmony will result in a lowered vitality. Stress may result in minor illness. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) Your interest in religion and philosophy may lead you to specific destinations. You don't need to pay out in order to have fun. Your temper may get the better of you if a colleague has tried to ruin your reputation. PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) If you're willing to cut loose you will find yourself in the midst of an exciting encounter. Take time to deal with legal documents and the affairs of people who you may be indebted to. Your mate may not be too sure about your intentions.


Sports Gumbo After several days of unseasonably warm weather, a December chill set in… giving me another excuse to whip up another batch of sports gumbo… …College football’s first-ever “Final Four” were announced last Sunday and, as expected, there was a bit of controversy. For the record, they’re calling the four-team playoff the “College Football Playoff”… despite the fact that there has been a 24-team college football playoff in the Football Championship Series (FCS, formerly Division I-AA) for ages. (More on the FCS playoff and the Chattanooga Mocs later.) In any event, the 13-member selection commit-

tee picked Alabama, Florida (respectively) in the final CFP the third round of the REAL State, Oregon and Ohio State voting and missed out on the college football playoff. for it’s inaugural Final Four… four-team playoff… Several “in the know” FCS football experts are picking …The top-ranked Crimson …TCU was ranked third on the Mocs to win and advance Tide will face the No. 4 last week’s CFP list. So what to the FCS semifinals. If that Buckeyes in the Sugar Bowl, happened to get the Horned happens… and if Chattanooga while the second-seeded Frogs bumped out of the CFP wins its semi… I wonder how Ducks will meet the No. 3 playoff? They (and Baylor) sat many Mocs fans would travel Seminoles in the Rose Bowl. idle while other teams played to Frisco, Texas, for the Both of those games are on one more game than they did. championship game? Frisco New Year’s Day. The winners The 10-team (and oddly mis- stole the FCS national chamof those two games will face named) Big XII conference pionship game from off on January 12 in the doesn’t have a conference Chattanooga in 2010. College Football Playoff championship game. The Big Regardless of how Friday National Championship, held XII has petitioned the NCAA night’s game turns out, howat AT&T Stadium in Arlington, to allow it to have one, but ever, coach Russ Huesman, Texas. The fact that the title the college sports cosa nostra his staff and his team have tilt will happen in the Lone currently requires a confer- “restored the glory” to Mocs Star State is somewhat ironic, ence to have 12 teams before football. They might even go given the fact that Baylor and it can break into divisions on to redefine it… Texas Christian University and have a championship finished fifth and sixth game. So TCU sat in limbo as …Speaking of football, the Ohio State demolished man some call the best Wisconsin 59-0 in the Big Ten American player of the championship game last world’s version of football Saturday. Unsurprisingly, the (a.k.a. “soccer”) ended his Big XII is renewing its push career on a high note last for a waiver that will allow it Sunday. Landon Donovan and to have a conference champi- the L.A. Galaxy edged New onship game. The CFP system England, 2-1, on Robbie is flawed, for sure, but it’s Keane’s extra-time goal to still better than the former ensure the storybook finish “Bowl Championship Series” for Donovan. Landon has (BCS). I think… always been a polarizing figure in American soccer, but …Meanwhile my hometown he bows out as the all-time Chattanooga Mocs will be leading goal scorer for Major playing on national television League Soccer and the U.S. (ESPN2) against FCS top- national team. He raised the ranked New Hampshire this bar for American soccer and Friday night. The Mocs shel- leaves a void in his wake… lacked Indiana State, 35-14, last Saturday to advance to - Mark Bedford ENIGMA

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Dear Rocco, How do you get someone who is truly gifted to live up to their potential? One of my best friends is one of the most talented and smartest people I know – book smart and otherwise. He lets his current boss walk over him and has even endured fines and suspensions when his boss didn’t want to pay him. Others would like to have him work for them but they’re afraid

Dear Rocco, My boyfriend and I work all the time it seems. Our schedules now conflict with any mutual free time. We maybe get to see each other for two or three hours when we’re not asleep. I don’t know what to do. I love him, but these work patterns and habits make it hard to keep a relationship healthy. I wondering if it is time for the both of us to move on or stick it out even though we spend no time together anymore. Any sughe’ll run back to his former gestions? boss because of some unspo- MS ken loyalty. How can I make him realize his boss is a freak- D Deeaarr M MSS ing jerk and he needs to move II cc aann’’ tt aannss w weerr tthhaatt qq uueesstt iioonn on to something different just ffoorr yyoo uu.. IItt ssoo uunnddss lliikkee yyoo uu’’ rree for the sake of his sanity? llee aanniinngg ttoo w waarr ddss m moo vviinngg oonn DS iinnsstt eeaadd ooff ssttiicc kkiinngg iitt oouu tt w wiitthh

DDeeaarr DD SS JJeessuu ss jjuusstt ssm maa cckk hh iim m iiff hhee ddoo eessnn’’tt ggeett iitt aafftt eerr tthhaatt tthheenn hhee iiss ttoo oo ffuu cckk iinngg ss ttuupp iidd ttoo bbee ssuucccceess ssffuull.. Dear Rocco, My brother is weird. He says he won’t date a girl that has had a boob job. I don’t think it matters and enjoy the view myself, but he says a woman should be happy with what God gave them and he sees no fun in dating a girl that looks like a cartoon character with her exaggerated features. What do you think? TC

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Dear Rocco, My fat boyfriend doesn’t seem to mind the fact he’s gained 25

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pounds since the begining of football season. If I were to gain five pounds he would tell me that my ass was getting big. Why does he think it’s okay for him to pork out? I like a guy who takes care of himself the way I take care of myself. JP

DD eeaarr JJPP IIff hh iiss w weeiigghhtt bb ootthh eerrss yyoouu tt hhaatt muu cchh tthhee nn gg eett rriidd oo ff hhiim m m.. HH ee ssoo uunndd ss lliikk ee aann aassss aannyyw waayy.. NNoo maann w m wiitthh aannyy sseennssee w woo uulldd tt eellll aa w woo m maann hheerr aassss iiss ggeett ttiinngg bbiigg .. Rocco is a common sense, tellit-like-it-is, no-nonsense kind of guy offering real advice on any subject put before him. Why pay thousands of dollars on a high-priced therapist when he’ll straighten you out for free. If you’d like advice from Rocco e-mail him at goaskrocco@yahoo.com or drop him a line at Ask Rocco c/o Enigma P.O. Box 825 Chattanooga, TN 37401.


MELBOURNE (UPI) - An Australian man said he is aiming for a Guinness World Record by having every character from The Simpsons tattooed on his back. Michael Baxter, 60, a grandfather and prison warden from Barwon, said at the Australian Tattoo and Body Art exhibition in Melbourne he is hoping to obtain a Guinness record with the Simpsons col-

lage inked on his back by Bacchus Marsh tattoo artist Jade Baxter-Smith. The full back tattoo includes 203 characters spanning the 20-year history of the animated series. Baxter said the record he is seeking is for “most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on the body,” but Guinness officials told him his tattoo would be eligible because all of the characters are from the same show. Baxter, whose other tattoos include scheming baby Stewie

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from fellow Fox cartoon Family Guy, said Guinness has accepted his application for the record, but he still has paperwork to submit. The record bid pits Baxter against fellow “Simpsons” super-fan Lee Weir of New Zealand, who obtained the Guinness record earlier this year with 41 tattoos of cartoon family patriarch Homer Simpson. Simpsons writer David Mirkin tweeted he was impressed with Baxter’s tattoo. “Truly a lovely tribute. We will,

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of course, have to sue him and confiscate his back,” Mirkin tweeted. MIAMI (UPI) - Federal prosecutors said a for-profit college in Florida hired “exotic dancers” to work as “admissions representatives” to attract young men to the school. The U.S. attorney’s office and Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, who joined a whistle-blower


lawsuit against Miami-based FastTrain College, said in a civil complaint at least one of the school’s now-closed seven campuses used strippers as “admissions representatives.” The college “purposely hired attractive women and sometimes exotic dancers and encouraged them to dress provocatively while they recruited young men in neighborhoods to attend FastTrain,” the complaint states. The whistle-blower lawsuit was originally filed by Juan Pena, a former admissions employee at the Plantation campus and the Flagler campus. The school’s campuses were shut down in 2012 following a raid by the FBI. Alejandro Amor, chief executive officer of the company, was indicted in October on criminal charges of conspiracy and theft of government money. Federal authorities said the school received more than $35 million in Pell grants and other federal financial aid between 2009 and 2012, and they allege the school obtained a large amount of grant money through fraudulent means including falsifying high school diplomas for ineligible students.

retrieving golf balls from a dam called Lake Panic at South Africa’s flag-ship wildlife reserve. The crocodile grabbed 29-year-old Jacques van der Sandt in its jaws and disappeared under the water at a golf course next to a staff residential area within the park boundaries. Oubaas Coetzer, a police officer, said the crocodile attacked van der Sandt while he was standing waist high in the water and reaching below the surface to feel for golf balls on the bottom of the dam.

WEYMOUTH, Mass. (UPI) - A Massachusetts man who bought a desk for $40 at an auction said a search for a missing knob turned up at least $127,000 worth of bonds. Phillip LeClerc, 60, of Weymouth, said he bought the desk for $40 on Nov. 19 at a Kelley Auctions sale and he went searching through the desk’s many compartments when a knob came loose from a small drawer and fell off. LeClerc said he discovered the first envelope poking out from a small gap beneath a drawer and he soon had a stack of bonds that matured in 1992 and have since accumulated interest. He SOUTH AFRICA - A South African estimated the stack of bonds is golfer lost his life while he was worth a total of at least

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$127,000. LeClerc contacted Marge Kelley, president of the auction company. Kelley said the bonds were returned to a man who said the money will go toward caring for his 94-yearold father. “I’ve been doing this for 10 years and every day the stories get stranger and better and [more] fabulous,” Kelley told the Boston Globe. “The gentleman whose family the bonds belong to, he can’t even believe it. He said, ‘I’m over the moon.’” WINDSOR LOCKS, Conn. (UPI) - A woman and her pot-bellied pig were booted off a Washington, D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. The pig, thought to be about 70 pounds, had been brought aboard the US Airways plane at Bradley International Airport in Connecticut as an emotionalsupport animal. Crew members determined the animal was too disruptive and asked the woman to leave with the pig before the flight departed. Some people aboard the plane thought the woman was carrying a large duffle bag over her shoulder. “But it turns out it wasn’t a duffel bag. We could smell it and it was a pig on a

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leash,” Passenger Jonathan Skolnik told ABC News. “She tethered it to the arm rest next to me and started to deal with her stuff, but the pig was walking back and forth.” FRANCE - A 65-year-old artist and inventor has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter; like chocolate or roses. Christian Poincheval says the pills are made of 100 percent natural ingredients and have been approved by health authorities. For this year’s festive season he has added a new product to the range which he has titled “The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate.” Mr. Poincheval said he came up with the idea for the pills one evening when he was enjoying a hearty meal with some friends. “Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done,” he said. So he began researching natural ingredients that would reduce flatulence and after months of experimentation came up with the recipe for his pills. He has been selling the pills since 2006 and says he sells several hundred a month.


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This week’s calendar covers events from Thursday, December 11, through Wednesday, December 17. We would be happy to publish your free listing in future Billboards, space permitting. Simply mail us the information so that we have it 7 days before the publication date. A photograph may be sent with the announcement. Send information to: Calendar Editor, Enigma, P.O. Box 825, Chattanooga, TN 37401 or e-mail to calendar@enigmaonline.com. All dates subject to change without notice.

FFRRII D DAAYY DDeecceem mbbeerr 1122 TTHHEE CCOOM MEED DYY CCAATTCCHH (Chattanooga) Jake Gulledge RRAAW W (Chattanooga) DJ Barnaby RRHHYYTTHHM M& & BBRR EEW WSS (Chattanooga) Same As It Ever Was TTRRAACC KK 22 99 (Chattanooga) Hard Working Americans PPOOKKEEYY’’SS (Cleveland, TN) Jacob Powell CCIITTYY W WII N NEERR YY N NA ASS H HVVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Rich Robinson CCAANNNNEERRYY BB AALL LLRROOOOM M (Nashville) Relient K, Blondfire JJAA M MEESS K K .. PP O OLLK K TTH HEEA ATTEERR (Nashville) Trace Adkins ENIGMA

SSU UNNDDAAYY DDee ccee m mbbee rr 1144 TTHHEE CCOOM MEED DYY CCAATTCCHH (Chattanooga) Jake Gulledge SSKKYYZZ OOOO (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NA ASS H HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Matt Wertz

M OONNDDAAYY DDee ccee m M mbbee rr 1155 TTHHEE CCOOM MEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH (Chattanooga) Pauly Shore RRAAW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREEM MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERRN N (Chattanooga) Trivia Night TTHHEE OOFFFF IICCEE (Chattanooga) SpeakEasy FFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD (Chattanooga) DJ Exphacter TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAA CCLLEE (Atlanta) Opeth, In Flames, Red Fang FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Michael W. Smith CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAA GGEE (Atlanta) Alex Clare

TTU U EESSDDAAYY DDeecceem mbbeerr 1166 RRAAW W (Chattanooga) DJ Spicolli TTRREEM MOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN (Chattanooga) Open Mic w/ Mike McDade SSOOUUTTHHSSIIDDEE TT AAVVEERRNN (Chattanooga) Troy

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ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Reformed Whores December 27 BBRR IID DG GEESS TTO ON NEE AARR EEN NAA (Nashville) Bassnectar December 31 WAARR M W MEEM MO ORR IIAA LL AA U UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Moon Taxi December 31 DO D OW WN NTTO OW WN NN NAA SSH HVVII LLLLEE (Nashville) Lady Antebellum December 31 EEX XIITT//II N N (Nashville) Diarrhea Planet December 31 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Carolina Chocolate Drops December 31 PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARREEN NAA (Atlanta) Keith Sweat, Dru Hill, The Isley Brothers, Jeffery Osborne December 31 SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY H HAALL LL (Atlanta) Gregg Allman December 31 BBU UCCK KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Blank Range December 31 CCEEN NTTEERR SS TTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Kishi Bashi, Roger Sellers December 31 CCO OBBBB EEN NEERR G GYY PPEERRFF O ORRM MII N NG G AARR TTSS CCEEN N -TTEERR (Atlanta) “Dancing With the Stars” December 31 TTEERRM MIIN NA A LL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Dank Sinatra, Funk You January 1 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NAA SSH HVVII LLLLEE (Nashville) Cracker January 3 TTEERRM MIIN NA A LL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Indigo Girls January 3 JJ ..JJ..’’SS BBO OH HEEM MIIAA (Chattanooga) Birds of Avalon, Ex Hex January 6 BBII JJO OU U TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Knoxville) Steep Canyon Rangers January 7 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Brian Poesehn January 8 TTRRA A CCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Kansas January 9 FF O OXX TTH HEEA ATT RREE (Atlanta) Sam Smith January 9 VVIIN NYYLL (Atlanta) Emerson Hart January 9 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Brian Poesehn January 9 EEX XIITT//II N N (Nashville) Reverend Horton Heat, Dale Watson, Rosie Flores January 9 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NAA SSH HVVII LLLLEE (Nashville) Judy Collins January 9 BBRR IID DG GEESS TTO ON NEE AARR EEN NAA (Nashville) Eric Church January 10 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Brian Poesehn January10 EED DD DII EE’’SS A ATT TTIICC (Atlanta) Johnette Naplitano January 11 TTH HEE TTA A BBEERRN NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Seether, Papa Roach, Islander, Kying January 11 BBII JJO OU U TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Knoxville) Miranda Sings January 12 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Gregg Allman January 13/14 SSCC H HEERR M MEERR H HO ORR N N SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Kenny Rogers January 15 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Marlon Wayans January 15 HAARR RRA H AH H’’SS CCH HEERRO OK K EEEE CCAA SSII N NO O (Cherokee) Gregg Allman January 16 SSCC H HEERR M MEERR H HO ORR N N SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Kenny Rogers January 16 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Marlon Wayans

January 16 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Linkin Park, Rise Against, Of Mice & Men January 17 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Kenny Rogers January 17 OZZ N O NA ASSH HVV IILLLL EE (Nashville) Dean & Britta January 17 ATTLL A A AN NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Marlon Wayans January 17 EED DD DII EE’’SS A ATTTTII CC (Atlanta) Midge Ure January 17 BBIIJJ O OU U TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Miranda Sings January 17 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Pennywise, A Wilhelm Scream, Anti-Flag January 18 SSA AM MM MYY TT’’SS (Huntsville) Corey Smith January 21 ZZYYD DEECCO O (Birmingham) Earphunk January 21 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Ben Howard January 21 ALL A A ABBA AM MA A TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Birmingham) Tedeschi Trucks Band January 22 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Billy Idol January 22 BBIIJJ O OU U TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Moon Taxi January 22 TTRRA ACC K K 22 99 (Chattanooga) Corey Smith January 23 TTIIVVO OLL II TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Chattanooga) Tedeschi Trucks Band January 23 MEERR CCYY LL O M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Of Montreal, Nedelle Torio January 23 RRH HYYTTH HM M && BBRR EEW WSS (Chattanooga) Of Montreal, Nedelle Torio January 24 TTRRA ACC K K 22 99 (Chattanooga) Rebelution January 24 VVO ON N BBRR A AU UN N CCEEN NTTEERR (Huntsville) Ron White January 24 MA M ARRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USSII CC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) G-Easy, Jay Ant, Kehlani, Kool John January 24 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Machine Head January 25 VVA ARR IIEETTYY PP LLA AYYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Antibalas, Zap Mama January 27 TTEERRM MIIN NA ALL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Leon Russell January 27 CCIITTYY W WII N NEERR YY N NA ASS H HVVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Jeff Daniels January 27 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter January 27 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Jack White January 28 CCO OBBBB EEN NEERRG GYY PPEERRFF O ORRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN N-TTEERR (Atlanta) “School House Rock – Live) January 29 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Napalm Death, Volvod, Exhumed, Iron Reagan, Black Crown Initiate, Ringworm January 29 MA M ARRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USSII CC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Rebelution, Katchafire January 29 TTEEN NN NEESS SSEEEE TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Ron White January 30 TTIIVVO OLL II TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Chattanooga) Ron White January 31 FFEERRSS TT CCEEN NTTEERR (Atlanta) Arlo Guthrie

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January 31 BBA ARRLL EEYY’’SS TTA A PPRRO OO OM M (Knoxville) Wayne “The Train” Hancock January 31 ARREEN A NA AA ATT G GW WII N NN NEETTTT CCEEN NTTEERR (Atlanta) Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, J. Geils Band January 31 TTH HEE M MA ASSQ QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Zero Authority February 2 TTRRA ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Shovels & Rope February 3 PPH HIILL IIPPSS A ARR EEN NA A (Atlanta) Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Tyga February 3 HEEA H A VVEEN NA ATT TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Motion City Soundtrack, Copeland February 3 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NA ASS H HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Crystal Bowersox February 3 MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Copeland February 4 CCEEN NTTEERR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Kongos, Sir Sly February 5 D && LLII N 33RRD ND DSS LLEEYY (Nashville) Lucy Hale, John Dorr February 5 FFO OXX TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) Jerry Seinfield February 6 MA M A RRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORR K KSS (Nashville) Cold War Kids, Elliot Moss February 6 BBA ARRLL EEYY’’SS TTA A PPRRO OO OM M (Knoxville) American Aquarium February 6 TTH HEE 112200 TTA AVV EERR N N (Marietta, GA) Shooter Jennings With Waymore’s Outlaws February 7 CCU ULL TTU URRA ALL CCEEN NTTEERR (Roswell, GA) Ruthie Foster February 7 BBU UCC K KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Cold War Kids, Elliot Moss February 7 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA A CCLLEE (Atlanta) Lotus February 7 GEEO G ORRG GII A AD DO OM MEE (Atlanta) Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Francesca Batistell, Building 429, Family Force 5, NewSong, For King And Country, Blanca, Veridia February 7 CCEEN NTTEERR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Ingrid Michaelson February 7 BBRRIID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Francesca Batistell, Building 429, Family Force 5, NewSong, For King And Country, Blanca, Veridia February 8 CCA AN NN NEERR YY BBA A LLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Guster, Kishi Bashi February 12 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NA ASS H HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Colin Hay February 12 MA M A RRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORR K KSS (Nashville) Above &Beyond February 12 BBU UCC K KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Shovels & Rope, Caroline Rose February 12 LLA AU UG GH HIIN NG G SSK KU ULL LL LLO OU UN NG GEE (Atlanta) Emo Philips February 12 WII LLD W DH HO ORRSS EE SSA A LLO OO ON N (Nashville) Rick Springfield February 13 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NA ASS H HVVIILLLL EE (Nashville) Colin Hay February 13 FFO OXX TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Atlanta) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter February 13 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA A CCLLEE (Atlanta) Guster

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DECEMBER 11-14

JAKE GULLEDGE

TRAVELING ON THE ROAD FOR 20 PLUS YEARS HAS ALLOWED JAKE TO SEE AND EXPERIENCE AUDIENCES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. WITH A UNIQUE APPROACH TO USING HUMOROUS STORIES AND AN R&B VOCAL STYLE IN CONTEMPORARY COMEDY, JAKE IS SET APART. HE HAS THE ABILITY TO REACH MULTIPLE GENRES BECAUSE OF THE HUMOR HE ADDS - IT BREAKS WALLS DOWN.

DECEMBER 18-21

MIKE SPEENBURG

MIKE SPEENBERG IS THE NEW AMERICAN COMIC. THE PRODUCT OF A BROKEN HOME, EXTREMELY STRANGE STEPPARENTS, AND THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM, MIKE SPEENBERG STARTED DOING STANDUP OUT OF BOREDOM IN 1998 AND HASN’T LOOKED BACK SINCE.MIKE HAS TOURED THE WORLD WITH HIS COMEDY.

DECEMBER 26-28

D.J LEWIS

ONE OF THE HOTTEST COMEDIANS TO COME OUT OF CHATTANOOGA IN YEARS. D.J IS HIP AND HILARIUOS. HIS COMEDY HAS BEEN CALLED "HILLBILLY GUTTER BELLY", ALTHOUGH HARD TO DISCRIBE IT IS NOT HARD TO LAUGH WITH AND AT D.J.

DECEMBER 31

RENO COLLIER

A FORMER P.E. TEACHER, WEST VIRGINIA NATIVE RENO COLLIER HAS ENDEARED HIMSELF TO A WIDE RANGE OF AUDIENCES FROM COLLEGE STUDENTS TO CHURCH SOFTBALL TEAMS. WITH A CONTAGIOUS LAUGH AND FRIENDLY, ALMOST INTOXICATING DEMEANOR, RENO'S OBSERVATIONS OFTEN FIND HIM RECALLING MISHAPS OF HIS WEST VIRGINIA COUSINS, HIS SCOTTISH HERITAGE, UNRULY IN-LAWS AND ALIEN ABDUCTIONS.

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February 13 VVA A RRIIEETTYY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Big Head Todd & the Monsters February 13 OPPEERRA O A (Atlanta) Datsik February 13 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Carlos Mencia February 13 LLA AU UG GH HII N NG G SSK KU ULLLL LLO OU UN NG GEE (Atlanta) Emo Philips February 13 TTH HO OM MPPSS O ON N--BBO OLL IIN NG G AA RREEN NAA (Knoxville) Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Francesca Batistell, Building 429, Family Force 5, NewSong, For King And Country, Blanca, Veridia February 13 VVO ON N BB RRA AU UN N CCEEN NTTEERR (Huntsville) Brian Regan February 14 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Shovels & Rope February 14 TTH HEE TTA A BBEERRN NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Wale February 14 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Carlos Mencia February 14 LLA AU UG GH HII N NG G SSK KU ULLLL LLO OU UN NG GEE (Atlanta) Emo Philips February 14 CCIITTYY W WIIN NEERRYY N NAA SSH HVVII LLLLEE (Nashville) Dave Mason February 15 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Craig Morgan, Deana Carter, Third Day, Mike Farris February 15 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERR AAD DEE (Atlanta) Silverstein, Beartooth, Hands Like Houses, My Iron Lung, Major League February 15 LLA AU UG GH HII N NG G SSK KU ULLLL LLO OU UN NG GEE (Atlanta) Emo Philips February 15 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Carlos Mencia February 15 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERR AAD DEE (Atlanta) Silverstein, Beartooth, Hands Like Houses, My Iron Lung, Major League February 15 BBJJ CCCC CCO ON NCCEERRTT H HAALLLL (Birmingham) Ringo & His All Starr Band, Steve Lukather, Richard Page, Greg Rolie,

Todd Rundgren, Gregg Bissonette, Warren Ham February 15 CCO OBBBB EEN NEERRG GYY PPEERRFF O ORRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN N-TTEERR (Atlanta) Harry Connick Jr. February 16 CCO OBBBB EEN NEERRG GYY PPEERRFF O ORRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN N-TTEERR (Atlanta) Harry Connick Jr. February 16 WA W A RR M MEEM MO ORR IIA ALL A AU UD DIITT O ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Dr. John February 17 CCIITTYY W WII N NEERR YY N NA ASS H HVVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Arlo Guthrie February 17 VVA ARR IIEETTYY PP LLA AYYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Dark Star Orchestra February 18 EED DD DII EE’’SS A ATTTTII CC (Atlanta) Sean Watkins February 18 CCIITTYY W WII N NEERR YY N NA ASS H HVVIILL LLEE (Nashville) Arlo Guthrie February 18 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Blackberry Smoke February 18 BBIIJJ O OU U TTH HEEA ATTRREE (Knoxville) Robert Earl Keen February 18 PPH HIILL IIPPSS A A RREEN NA A (Atlanta) Maroon 5, Magic!, Rozzi Crane February 19 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Styx February 19 VVIIN NYYLL (Atlanta) Bad Suns February 20 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Excision, Protohype, Minnesota February 20 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Styx February 20 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Charlie Wilson, Kem, Joe February 20 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Styx February 21 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Jason Aldean February 21 EED DD DII EE’’SS A ATTTTII CC (Atlanta) John Hammond February 22 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens February 22

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BBRRIID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Maroon 5, Magic!, Rozzi Crane February 22 BBJJCCCC A ARREEN NA A (Birmingham) Charlie Wilson, Kem, Joe February 22 MA M A RRK K CC.. SSM MIITTH H CCO ON NCCEERR TT H HA A LLLL (Huntsville) Gordon Lightfoot February 23 BBU UCC K KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Ryan Bingham, Lucero, Twin Forks February 25 IIRRO ON N CCII TTYY (Birmingham) Ryan Bingham, Lucero February 26 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA A CCLLEE (Atlanta) Punch Brothers February 26 ATTLLA A AN NTTA A LLIIVVEE (Atlanta) Tom Green February 26 MA M A RRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORR K KSS (Nashville) Goodbye June, Kongos, Sir Sly, Colony House February 27 TTEEN NN NEESSSS EEEE PPEERRFF O ORRM MIIN NG GA ARRTTSS CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Harry Connick Jr. February 27 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Punch Brothers February 27 ATTLLA A AN NTTA A LLIIVVEE (Atlanta) Tom Green February 27 PPH HIILL IIPPSS A ARR EEN NA A (Atlanta) Billy Joel February 28 HEELL LL A H A TT TTH HEE M MA AQ QU UEERR A AD DEE (Atlanta) Helmet February 28 ATTLLA A AN NTTA A LLIIVVEE (Atlanta) Tom Green February 28 CCO OTT TTO ON N EEYYEED D JJO OEE’’SS (Knoxville) Dan + Shay, Canaan Smith February 28 TTH HEE TTA ABBEERRN NA A CCLLEE (Atlanta) Above & Beyond March 1 BBRRIID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Tyga March 1 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Willie Nelson March 3

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II RRO ON NH HO ORRSS EE CCA AFF ÉÉ (Birmingham) 10 Years, Otherwise, The Glorious Sons, Luminoth March 3 TTH HEE M MA A SSQ QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) August Burns Red, Miss May I, Northlane, Erra March 4 MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) 10 Years, Otherwise, The Glorious Sons, Luminoth March 4 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Pauly Shore March 5 TTRR A ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) J.J. Grey & Mofro March 6 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Pauly Shore March 6 D && LLII N 33RR D ND DSS LLEEYY (Nashville) Beth Hart March 6 MA M A RRA ATTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Moe. March 7 D && LLII N 33RR D ND DSS LLEEYY (Nashville) Beth Hart March 7 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Pauly Shore March 7 TTH HEE M MA A SSQ QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) 10 Years, Otherwise, The Glorious Sons, Luminoth March 7 TTH HO OM MPPSS O ON N--BB O OLLIIN NG G AARREEN NA A (Knoxville) Fleetwood Mac March 8 TTH HEE LL O OFFTT (Atlanta) Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, DJ Abilities, Homeboy Sandman March 8 TTRR A ACCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Ryan Bingham, Lucero March 9 VVA A RRIIEETTYY PPLLA A YYH HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Hozier, George Ezra March 10 RR YYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Santana March 11 BBJJ CCCC CCO ON NCCEERRTT H HA ALL LL (Birmingham) John Mellencamp, Carlene Carter March 12 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Gilbert Godfrey March 12 TTH HEE TTA A BBEERRN NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Hozier March 13 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Gilbert Godfrey March 13 RR YYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Nashville) Hozier March 14 MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Gang of Four March 14 MCCK M K EEN NZZ IIEE A A RREEN NA A (Chattanooga) Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Francesca Batistell, Building 429, Family Force 5, NewSong, For King And Country, Blanca, Veridia March 15 SS CCH HEERR M MEERR H HO ORRN N SS YYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Vienna Boys Choir March 15 WO W ORRK K PPLL A AYY SS O OU UN ND DSS TTA AG GEE (Birmingham) Joshua Radin March 15 CCEEN NTTEERR SS TTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Joshua Radin March 16 TTEERRM MII N NA A LL W WEESS TT (Atlanta) The Church March 17 BBRR IID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NAA (Nashville) Fleetwood Mac March 18 SS CCH HEERR M MEERR H HO ORRN N SS YYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Boyz II Men March 19 A TTLLA A AN NTTA A LL IIVVEE (Atlanta) Mitch Fatel March 19


BBJJ CCCC A A RREEN NA A (Birmingham) Michael Lambert, Justin Moore, Danielle Bradberry March 19 CCA AN NN NEERRYY BBA ALL LLRRO OO OM M (Nashville) Meghan Trainor March 20 SSCC H HEERR M MEERR H HO ORR N N SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Boyz II Men March 20 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Mitch Fatel March 20 BBJJ CCCC A A RREEN NA A (Birmingham) Skillet, Jeremy Camp, Francesca Batistell, Building 429, Family Force 5, NewSong, For King And Country, Blanca, Veridia March 21 SSCC H HEERR M MEERR H HO ORR N N SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Boyz II Men March 21 KN K NO OXX VVIILL LLEE A AU UD DII TTO ORRIIU UM M (Knoxville) Sarah McLachlin March 21 ATTLL AAN A NTTA A LLII VVEE (Atlanta) Mitch Fatel March 21 BBRR IID DG GEESS TTO ON NEE AARR EEN NAA (Nashville) Nickelback March 22 PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARREEN NAA (Atlanta) Ariana Grande, Rixton March 24 PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARREEN NAA (Atlanta) Fleetwood Mac March 25 TTEEN NN NEESS SSEEEE TTH HEEAATTRR EE (Knoxville) Brian Regan March 26 VVA A RRIIEETTYY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) King Tuff March 26 BBLL IIN ND DW WIILL LLIIEE’’SS (Atlanta) The Nighthawks March 27 TTRRA A CCK K 2299 (Chattanooga) Dr. Dog, Mewithoutyou March 28 SSYY M MPP H HO ON NYY H HAALL LL (Atlanta) Jane Lynch March 28 FF O OXX TTH HEEA ATT RREE (Atlanta) Brian Regan March 28 CCEEN NTTEERR SS TTA AG GEE (Atlanta) “RuPaul’s Drag Race”, Cary Nokey March 28 TTEERRM MIIN NA A LL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Swans March

28 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Brian Regan March 29 EED DD DII EE’’SS A ATTTTII CC (Atlanta) Al Stewart March 29 BBJJ CCCC CCO ON NCCEERRTT H HA A LLLL (Birmingham) Sarah McLachlin March 31 BBU UCCK KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Taking Back Sunday, The Menzingers, Letlive. April 1 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Mat Kearney April 2 CCH HA ASS TTA AIIN N PPA ARR K K (Atlanta) Alt-J April 4 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Mat Kerney April 4 GRRA G AN ND DO OLL EE O OPPRR YY H HO OU USSEE (Nashville) Alt-J April 6 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Bernadette Peters April 9 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) The Decemberists April10 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Bernadette Peters April 10 TTH HEE TTA ABB EERR N NA ACCLLEE (Atlanta) The Decemberists, Alvvays April 11 SSCCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SSYYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTT EERR (Nashville) Bernadette Peters April 11 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) The Decemberists April 13 TTEERRM MIIN NA ALL W WEESSTT (Atlanta) Ok Go April 14 TTRRA ACC K K 22 99 (Chattanooga) Jason Isbell April 16 IIRRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Zappa Plays Zappa April 16 BBJJ CCCC CCO ON NCCEERRTT H HA A LLLL (Birmingham) Roberta Flack April 18 VVA ARR IIEETTYY PP LLA AYYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Zappa Plays Zappa April 18 JJA AM MEESS K K .. PP O OLLK K TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Nashville) Frank Caliendo, George Canter April 18

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May 13 II RRO ON N CCIITTYY (Birmingham) Kamelot, Dragonforce May 21 K IIN K NG GSSTTO ON ND DO OW WN NSS (Atlanta) (Rome, GA) “Counterpoint Music & Arts Festival” May 22-24 CCO OBBBB EEN NEERRG GYY PP EERR FFO ORR M MIIN NG GA A RRTTSS CCEEN N-TTEERR (Atlanta) Lisa Lampinelli May 30 SS O OU UTT H HEERR N N SSTTA A TTEESS A AM MPPH HIITT H HEEA A TTRREE (Fayetteville, GA) Chuck Negron June 6 GEEO G ORRG GIIA AD DO OM MEE (Atlanta) Kenny Chesney, Eric Church, Brantley Gilbert, Chase Rice June 13 A RREEN A NA AA A TT G GW WIIN NN NEETTTT CCEEN NTTEERR (Atlanta) Cheech & Chong, WAR June 13 AA A ARRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HII TTH HEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Lana Del Ray June 14 TTEEN NN NEESSSS EEEE SS TTA ATTEE FFA A IIRRG GRR O OU UN ND DSS (Nashville) Van’s Warped Tour July 1 CCH HA A SSTTA A IIN N PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Idina Menzel July 24 SS O OU UTT H HEERR N NG GRRO OU UN ND DA AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Fayetteville, GA) Blood Sweat & Tears July 25 AA A ARRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HII TTH HEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) 5 Seconds of Summer August 5 AA A ARRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HII TTH HEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Nickelback August 29 BBRR IID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NAA (Nashville) Taylor Swift, Vance Joy September 25/26 SS CCH HW WA A RRTTZZ CCEEN NTTEERR (Atlanta) Chick Corea and Bela Fleck October 3 CCEEN NTTEEN NN NII A ALL O OLLYY M MPP IICC PPA ARR K K (Atlanta) Foo Fighters October 4 BBRR IID DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A A RREEN NAA (Nashville) Foo Fighters October 5 GEEO G ORRG GIIA AD DO OM MEE (Atlanta) Taylor Swift, Vance Joy, Shawn Mendes October 24


OPENI NG T HI S W EEK After the Fall R Bill Scanlin loses his job and is unable to tell his wife, Susan, for fear of losing his family, so he embarks on a life of crime. He befriends a detective, Frank McTiernan, who has chosen to uphold the law for a living but believes very little in its value. Ruby the first stranger to show him kindness inspires Bill to commit to a crime in her honor and he starts to enjoy his new found power. As Bill stays ahead of the law, he discovers that sometimes the only thing worse than getting caught is getting away with it.

Top Five R Andre Allen is a former stand-up comedian and Hollywood movie star whose latest project - a serious film about the 1791 Haitian Revolution has just been panned by the New York Times. His agent is eager to get Allen back on track, being the funny-man his fans know and love, while his fiancée is eager for him to help raise the profile of her reality TV show. With some trepidation, Allen agrees to spend the day with a whip-smart, beautiful journalist from the Times with whom he reflects on the life he left behind Roasario Dawson and Chris Rock in Paramount Pictures’ “Top Five”. while ambling through various New NOW SH OW ING N An actor – famous for portraying an York City boroughs. iconic superhero – struggles to mount a Broadway play. In the days Beyond the Light PG-13 Beyond the Lights is the story of leading up to opening night, he batNoni Jean, the music world’s latest tles his ego and attempts to recover superstar. But not all is what it his family, his career, and himself. seems, and the pressures cause Noni to nearly fall apart - until she meets Dumb And Dumber To PG-13 Kaz Nicol, a promising young cop Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels reprise and aspiring politician who’s been their signature roles as Lloyd and assigned to her detail. Drawn to Harry in the sequel to the smash hit each other, Noni and Kaz fall fast that took the physical comedy and and hard, despite the protests of kicked it in the nuts. The original those around them who urge them film’s directors, Peter and Bobby to put their career ambitions ahead Farrelly, take Lloyd and Harry on a of their romance. But it is ultimate- road trip to find a child Harry never ly Kaz’s love that gives Noni the knew he had and the responsibility courage to find her own voice and neither should ever, ever be given. break free to become the artist she Fury R was meant to be. April, 1945. As the Allies make their final push in the European Theatre, Big Hero 6 Robotics prodigy Hiro Hamada a battle-hardened army sergeant learns to harness his genius—thanks named Wardaddy commands a to his brilliant brother Tadashi and Sherman tank and her five-man their like-minded friends: adrena- crew on a deadly mission behind line junkie Go Go Tamago, neatnik enemy lines. Outnumbered and outWasabi, chemistry whiz Honey gunned, and with a rookie soldier Lemon and fanboy Fred. When a thrust into their platoon, Wardaddy devastating turn of events catapults and his men face overwhelming them into the midst of a dangerous odds in their heroic attempts to plot unfolding in the streets of San strike at the heart of Nazi Germany. Fransokyo, Hiro turns to his closest companion—a robot named Gone Girl R Baymax—and transforms the group GONE GIRL – directed by David into a band of high-tech heroes Fincher and based upon the global bestseller by Gillian Flynn – determined to solve the mystery. unearths the secrets at the heart of a modern marriage. On the occasion Birdman R ENIGMA

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neighbor, Vincent, a retired curmudgeon with a penchant for alcohol and gambling. An odd friendship soon blossoms between the improbable pair. Together with a pregnant stripper named Daka, Vincent brings Oliver along on all the stops that make up his daily routine – the race track, a strip club, and the local dive bar. Vincent helps Oliver grow to become a man, while Oliver begins to see in Vincent something that no one else is able to: a misunderstood Horrible Bosses 2 R After barely escaping with their man with a good heart. lives when their plans to murder their bosses goes out of control, The Best of Me Nick, Dale and Kurt decide that When a mutual friend dies, former they’ll be better off launching a high school sweethearts Dawson business of their own. But a slick Cole and Amanda Collier find theminvestor has other plans, and when selves back in their hometown for he manages to snake their success- the first time in 20 years. Amanda ful venture right out from under- has moved on with a family of her neath them, the three friends launch own, but Dawson never got over his a not-very-well-thought-out plan to one true love. Their old relationship kidnap the investor’s adult son and is rekindled, but the forces that trade him for control of their com- drove them away in the first place are still there and violence and pany. heartbreak are the only possible outcomes. Interstellar PG-13 A group of explorers make use of a newly discovered wormhole to sur- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part pass the limitations on human space 1 PG-13 travel and conquer the vast dis- Katniss Everdeen leads the districts tances involved in an interstellar of Panem in a rebellion against the tyrannical and corrupt Capitol. As voyage. the war that will determine the fate Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas PG of Panem escalates, Katniss must Kirk is enjoying the annual decipher for herself who she can Christmas party extravaganza trust and what needs to be done, thrown by his sister until he realizes with everything she cares for in the he needs to help out Christian, his balance. brother-in-law who has a bad case The Pyramid R of the bah-humbugs. The ancient wonders of the world have long cursed explorers who’ve Ouija PG-13 A group of friends must confront dared to uncover their secrets. But a their most terrifying fears when team of U.S. archaeologists gets they awaken the dark powers of an more than they bargained for when they discover a lost pyramid unlike ancient spirit board. any other in the Egyptian desert. As they unlock the horrific secrets Penguins of Madagascar PG Super spy teams aren’t buried within, they realize they born…they’re hatched. Discover the aren’t just trapped; they are being secrets of the greatest and most hunted. hilarious covert birds in the global espionage biz: Skipper, Kowalski, The Theory of Everything PG-13 Rico and Private. These elitists of Stephen Hawking and Jane Wilde the elite are joining forces with a fell deeply in love while students at chic undercover organization, The Cambridge. A healthy, active young North Wind. Led by handsome and man, Hawking receives an earthhusky Agent Classified (we could tell shattering diagnosis at 21 years of you his name, but then…you know), age. With Jane fighting tirelessly by voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch. his side, Stephen embarks on his Together, they must stop the villain- most ambitious scientific work, ous Dr. Octavius Brine, voiced by studying the very thing he now has John Malkovich, from destroying the precious little of - time. Together, they defy impossible odds, breaking world as we know it. new ground in medicine and science, and achieving more than they St. Vincent PG-13 Maggie, a single mother, moves into could ever have dreamed. Based on a new home in Brooklyn with her 12- the memoir “Travelling to Infinity: year old son, Oliver. Forced to work My Life with Stephen,” written by long hours, she has no choice but to Jane Hawking. leave Oliver in the care of their new of his fifth wedding anniversary, Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) reports that his beautiful wife, Amy (Rosamund Pike), has gone missing. Under pressure from the police and a growing media frenzy, Nick’s portrait of a blissful union begins to crumble. Soon his lies, deceits and strange behavior have everyone asking the same dark question: Did Nick Dunne kill his wife?

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COM IN G SOO N A Merry Friggin’ Christmas PG-13 Boyd and his family are forced to spend a dreaded Christmas at his parent’s house with his eccentric father that he has been avoiding for years. When he realizes that he left his son’s gifts at home, Boyd and his father must hit the road in a blizzard to retrieve the gifts before sunrise to save Christmas. Annie PG Annie is a young, happy foster kid who’s also tough enough to make her way on the streets of New York in 2014. Originally left by her parents as a baby with the promise that they’d be back for her someday, it’s been a hard knock life ever since with her mean foster mom Miss

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Hannigan. But everything’s about to change when the hard-nosed tycoon and New York mayoral candidate Will Stacks – advised by his brilliant VP, Grace and his shrewd and scheming campaign advisor, Guy – makes a thinly-veiled campaign move and takes her in. Stacks believes he’s her guardian angel, but Annie’s self-assured nature and bright, sun-will-come-out-tomorrow outlook on life just might mean it’s the other way around. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies PG-13 Peter Jackson takes cues from the appendices of The Lord of the Rings to expand New Line Cinema’s Hobbit adaptation with this third film completing the epic tale of Bilbo Baggins, as played by Martin Freeman.

12. Flightless bird 14. Small dam 16. Part of speech 24. Rich and fashionable travellers 26. Trash 27. Spouse 28. Group of tents 29. Genus of vermin 30. Step in ballet 31. Short letter 33. Paint unskillfully 34. Be sorry for 35. Plaything 39. Highest 42. Public exhibition Down 43. Judges 1. Florida city 2. Inert elemental gas 44. Metal fastener 45. Mathematics 3. Move past 46. Raised platform 4. Lubricates 47. Evade work 5. Yuletide 6. Of moderate tem- 48. Unwieldy ship 51. Career golfers perature 52. Unpleasant smell 7. Insert 53. Salver 8. Planet 54. Stylish 9. Breathe noisily 10. Hates intensely 41. Places to sleep 47. Shaft horsepower 49. Executive Officer 50. Away 54. Pal 55. Imitator 56. Tester 57. Hawaiian port 58. Draw near 59. Book of the Bible 60. Annoys 61. Native of Switzerland 62. Type of packsack

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The Zombies reached their highest point on the Billboard Pop chart when “She’s Not There” topped out at #2. Although they recorded the track in just one take, it would stay on the Hot 100 for 3 months and climbed to #12 in the UK. 11996666 Brian Wilson’s masterpiece, “Good Vibrations” becomes The Beach Boys’ third Billboard number one hit. At a cost of $16,000, it was the most expensive single ever produced in music history up to that time.

11994499 Fats Domino recorded his first tracks for Imperial Records. One of those songs was called “The Fat Man”, which later became his nickname. It sold over a million copies and is widely regarded as the first Rock ‘n’ Roll record to do so.

Motown Records achieves their first number one song when The Marvelettes’ “Please Mr. Postman” reaches the top. The session musicians on the track included 22-year-old Marvin Gaye on drums.

11995577 Disc Jockey Al Priddy of KEX, Portland, Oregon is fired for violating the radio station’s ban against playing Elvis Presley’s rendition of “White Christmas”. He was told by the management “It is not in the spirit we associate with Christmas.”

A Decca Records representative named Mike Smith attends a Beatles’ performance at The Cavern Club and will set up a recording audition for the group on January 1st, 1962. Decca would later reject the band, saying “The Beatles have no future in show business.”

11995588 “The Chipmunk Song” by David Seville And The Chipmunks entered the Billboard Top 40 chart on its way to a four week stint at #1, selling 4.5 million copies in seven weeks. The record would go on to win three Grammy Awards: Best Comedy Performance, Best Children’s Recording and Best Engineered Record (non-classical).

11 996622 Alan Freed testifies at his payola trial in New York that he received $2,000 in 1958 from Cognat Distributors for a promise to play their records on his New York radio show. He also accepted a similar deal from Superior Records for $700. He pleads guilty and is fined $300 and given six months probation. Dick Clark was also questioned, but is cleared of all charges.

The Coasters record “Charlie Brown”, which would go on to reach number 2 in the US early in 1959.

11996644 Beach Boys’ leader Brian Wilson suffers a panic attack on a flight from L.A. to Houston, which leads him to stop touring with the group.

11995599 Just as they are preparing for an extended European tour beginning with US military bases in Germany, the four male members of The Platters are acquitted of charges of aiding and abetting prostitution, lewdness and assignation stemming from an August 10th arrest in Cincinnati. Despite the outcome of the trial, the scandal would severely damage the group’s career. 11996600 Aretha Franklin makes her New York stage debut, singing Blues and Pop standards at the Village Vanguard. 11996611 The Supremes begin recording their third single, the Smokey Robinson penned “Your Heart Belongs To Me”, which will become the group’s first Billboard charting record, peaking at #95. The Beach Boys first recording, “Surfin’”, is released on Candis Records, a small L.A. based company. The song was written by Brian Wilson and his cousin Mike Love and recorded with Brian’s brothers, Carl and Dennis and their friend Alan Jardine. Carl played acoustic guitar, Al played double bass and Brian kept time on a garbage can.

Sam Cooke was shot and killed in a Los Angeles motel. According to court testimony, Cooke picked up a 22 year old woman named Elisa Boyer at a party. He promised her a ride home but they ended up at a motel. Boyer claims Cooke forced her into the motel room and began ripping her clothes off. She managed to escape while he was in the bathroom. While she called police from a phone booth, Cooke began pounding on the office door of the motel’s manager, Bertha Franklin. He demanded to know where the girl was and allegedly broke the door open. Cooke reportedly attacked Franklin, who then shot him three times. By the time the police arrived, Sam Cooke was dead. A jury would later return a verdict of justifiable homicide. The Righteous Brothers “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” is released. It will become their first Billboard Top 40 hit and reach #1 the following February. In 1999, the performing-rights organization, Broadcast Music, Inc. (BMI) ranked the song as having had more radio and television play in the United States than any other song during the 20th century.

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New music reaching the US record charts this week included The Electric Prunes “I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night”, The Monkees’ “I’m A Believer”, The Blues Magoos’ “We Ain’t Got Nothin’ Yet” and Keith’s “98.6”. 11996677 Jim Morrison is arrested onstage in New Haven, Connecticut. Before the gig, Morrison got into an argument with a policeman, who responded by macing the singer. During the concert, while singing “Back Door Man”, Morrison told the audience about the incident, which prompted police to turn on the house lights and arrest Morrison for breach of peace and resisting arrest. 26-year-old Otis Redding was killed when the twin engine Beechcraft he was flying in crashed into the icy waters of the Squaw Bay area of Lake Monona, just outside of Madison, Wisconsin. His death came just three days after he recorded his only number one hit, “(Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay”. Four teen-aged members of his back-up group, The Bar-Kays, also perished. Only 20 year old trumpeter Ben Cauley, who was sitting directly behind Redding on the plane, survived. He and James Alexander would reform The Bar-Kays and went on to record with Stax artists such as Isaac Hayes, Rufus Thomas, and The Staple Singers. A previously unrecorded group called The Steve Miller Blues Band signs with Capitol Records for an unheard of $750,000. Capitol persuades the group to drop the “Blues” from its name. 11996688 Eric Burdon announces that The Animals would split up after a December 22nd concert at Newcastle City Hall. He moved to California to embark on a largely unsuccessful acting career, while bass guitarist Chas Chandler would go on to manage Jimi Hendrix. Graham Nash left The Hollies to team up with ex-Byrds guitarist, David Crosby and ex-Buffalo Springfield member, Stephen Stills. The trio would release their debut album in the summer of ‘69. 11996699 After songwriter Mark James had released his own unsuccessful version of “Suspicious Minds” Elvis Presley collects his 48th Gold Record for his rendition. It was The King’s seventeenth and final number-one single in the United States. Rolling Stone later ranked it #91 on their list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.

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11997700 The Doors played their last concert with Jim Morrison as lead singer, at the Warehouse in New Orleans. Band members Ray Manzarek, Robbie Krieger and John Densmore would later recall watching Jim Morrison lose “all his energy” as the show came to a close. Although they had enjoyed 26 previous Top 40 Hits, Smokey Robinson And The Miracles reached number one on the Billboard Pop chart for the first time with “The Tears Of A Clown”. It was also a #1 in the UK. 11997711 Frank Zappa was pushed by an angry fan into the orchestra pit during a concert in London, England. Zappa suffered a broken leg and ankle, as well as a fractured skull. He would spend 9 months in a wheelchair and another 3 months in a surgical brace. Zappa had allegedly been flirting with the fan’s girlfriend. Carly Simon’s “Anticipation” is released in the US where it will reach #13 during a ten week run. 11997722 Helen Reddy became Australia’s first female artist to have a number one record on the US chart when “I Am Woman” reached the top of the Billboard hit parade. Surprisingly, the song didn’t chart at all in the UK. Reddy would achieve two more US number one singles over the next couple of years with, “Delta Dawn” and “Angie Baby”. Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock” is released. It would become his fourth US Top Ten hit and first number one single, rising to


the top spot on February 3rd, 1973. The Recording Industry Association of America would award Elton and lyricist Bernie Taupin a Platinum disc for their effort in September 1995.

Gino Vannelli enjoys his highest charting Billboard single when “I Just Wanna Stop” peaks at #4. It would top the charts in his native Canada and be nominated for a Grammy Award next Spring.

James Brown is arrested after a show in Knoxville, Tennessee and charged with disorderly conduct. A man told police that Brown was trying to incite a riot. After Brown threatens to sue to city for $1 million, the charges are dropped and the whole thing is deemed “a misunderstanding.”

11 997799 A Chicago quintet called Styx racked up their third of eight US Top Ten hits and their only number one with “Babe”. It was a #6 hit in the UK.

11997733 Trouble starts for Fleetwood Mac when their former manager, Clifford Davis, claims ownership of the band’s name and assembles a bogus group, which he puts out on tour. Elton John’s “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” tops the Cashbox Best Sellers chart. The record’s flip side was a song originally called “Screw You”, though the US release re-titled it “Young Man’s Blues” so as not to offend record buyers. 11997744 Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” led the Billboard Hot 100 and was certified Gold, eventually selling 11 million copies. Oddly enough, the song was recorded in just 10 minutes and started out as a B-side. His follow-ups, “Dance The Kung Fu” and “Blue Eyed Soul” would be a total flops and Douglas would be relegated to “onehit-wonder” status. After leaving the music business, he started a publishing company that co-ordinates films, documentaries and advertisements. Barry Manilow’s first hit, “Mandy”, enters the US charts on its way to number one. The song was originally written by Scott English and Richard Kerr as “Brandy”, but was changed by Manilow when a group called Looking Glass had a hit with that title six months before. Manilow’s version reached #11 in the UK. Saying that he felt that now was the time to move on and do something new, Mick Taylor quit The Rolling Stones 5 1/2 years after replacing Brian Jones as lead guitarist. Former Faces member Ron Wood would be named to take his place. 11997755 “The Who by Numbers”, which contains the hit single “Squeeze Box”, earns The Who another Gold record. 11997766 Bob Seger’s fortunes are about to change when he releases the LP “Night Moves”. The record would turn out to be his breakthrough album and took him from being a local Detroit favorite to an internationally known Rock star. “Night Moves” reached #8 on the US album chart and sold over 5 million copies. 11997788 John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd release their version of Sam And Dave’s “Soul Man” under the name The Blues Brothers. Belushi and Ackroyd would reach #14 in the US, while the original had topped out at #2.

11998800 Just two months after his 40th birthday, John Lennon was murdered by Mark David Chapman, outside his home at the Dakota Apartment building on the northwestern corner of 72nd Street and Central Park West in New York. After approaching the former Beatle and calling his name, Chapman dropped into a combat stance and shot John in his chest, back and left arm. Lennon staggered into the porters’ vestibule in a desperate attempt to get upstairs to see his son, Sean. As he collapsed, John was comforted by porter Jay Hastings, who covered him with his jacket and gently removed his glasses. Police were quickly summoned and took John to Roosevelt Hospital on West Fiftyninth St. Although doctors did everything they could to save him, John Lennon was pronounced dead at 11:07 PM. A sobbing Yoko cried “Oh no, no, no, no... tell me it’s not true,” and was led away in shock. Pat Benatar receives a Platinum record for her very first album, “In the Heat of the Night”. The former waitress and bank teller was discovered at the Catch a Rising Star club in New York. The album made it to the Top Ten and the follow up, “Crimes of Passion” went to #2. 11998833 Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson started a six week run at #1 on the Billboard singles chart with “Say Say Say”. It was Jackson’s 10th chart topper, including solo and with The Jacksons, and was McCartney’s 29th, including solo and with The Beatles. 11998844 “Out Of Touch” becomes Hall And Oates’ sixth US number one single, confirming their status as the most successful duo in Rock history. Despite its success in America, the record could only manage #48 in the UK.

The former manager of The Coasters, Patrick Cavanaugh, is convicted and sentenced to death after he is found guilty of murdering the group’s bass singer, Nathaniel Wilson. Wilson’s dismembered body was discovered in Modesto, California, in 1980. Motley Crue’s Vince Neil is involved in a car accident that killed his passenger, Hanoi Rocks’ drummer Nick “Razzle” Dingley and seriously injures two people in another vehicle. He is arrested and charged with vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence of alcohol. In July 1986 he would be sentenced to a 30 day jail term, 5 years probation and $2.6 million in restitution to the victims of the crash, as well as 200 hours of community service. Vince was released from jail after 20 days.

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11998855 Vocalist Chuck Negron is fired from Three Dog Night by the other members of the band. Negron, who sang lead on many of the group’s biggest hits, including “One”, “Easy To Be Hard” and “Joy To The World”, had waged a losing battle against drug addiction for many years. He would eventually get clean and continue to tour as a solo act, telling his life story in the book, Three Dog Nightmare. 11998866 Bruce Hornsby And The Range top the Billboard chart with “The Way It Is”, a song that refers to the Civil Rights Movement in the United States. The tune reached #15 in the UK. 11998877 The US Supreme Court rejected an appeal by a Kentucky schoolteacher who had been fired for showing the film Pink Floyd - The Wall to a group of grade 9 to 11 students on the final day of school. 11998888 According to a poll released in the US, the music of Neil Diamond was favored as the best background music during sex. Beethoven was the second choice and Luther Vandross was voted third. 11999922 Saying that he had “seen it all and done it all”, bassist Bill Wyman quits The Rolling Stones after over 30 years with the group. 11999955 Even though they had disbanded 25 years earlier, The Beatles had the number one album in the US when “Anthology” hit the top for the first of three weeks. It would go on to sell over 4 million copies and included rare Beatle recordings in the form of demos, alternate takes, live versions and previously unreleased material. The surviving members of The Grateful Dead officially disband the group following Jerry Garcia’s death in August. 11999999 The Recording Industry Association of America launches a lawsuit against the online, file sharing company Napster, seeking $100,000 in damages for each song copied. 22000011 David Soul wins a $70,000 judgment in a lawsuit against Matthew Wright, a London theatre critic who criticized Soul’s stage performance without even seeing it. Wright’s column made reference to the Monday performance, when in fact, the play did not run on Mondays. Soul hit the music charts in the ‘70s with the single “Don’t Give Up on Us”. 22000033 Ozzy Osbourne was admitted to Wexham Park Hospital in Slough, Berkshire after being injured in a quad bike accident at his UK home. The 55-year-old singer broke his collarbone, eight ribs and a vertebra in his neck. News of Osbourne’s accident reached the House of Commons, where the government sent a goodwill message.

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Mike Botts, drummer for the Soft Rock band Bread, passed away in Burbank, California, one day after his 61st birthday, having suffered from colon cancer. 2200 0077 Ike Turner, whose role as one of Rock and Roll’s most innovative architects was overshadowed by his image as the man who abused his former wife and singing partner Tina Turner, suffered a fatal heart attack at the age of 76. 22000088 The Associated Press reported that the US military used loud music to “create fear, disorient...and prolong capture shock” for prisoners at military detention centers at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Among the songs blasted 24 hours a day were “Born In The USA” by Bruce Springsteen, “Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC, “White America” by Eminem, “The Theme From Sesame Street” and “I Love You” from the Barney And Friends children’s TV show. 220011 22 Although it has remained a light-hearted, yuletide staple annually, Dr. Elmo’s, “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” topped a Billboard chart for the first time in 27 years when it climbed to the top of the Comedy Digital Tracks list. Google Inc. announced that “Whitney Houston” was the top search of the year following her untimely death on February 11th. Korean rapper PSY’s “Gangnam Style” music video was second, followed by “Superstorm Sandy”. 2200 1133 Rod Stewart confirmed a reunion with The Faces in 2015, which is the 40th anniversary of the band’s breakup. They planned on getting together after Ronnie Wood’s next tour with the Rolling Stones.


RRU UM MOOUURR HHAASS IITT… … …More than three years after his death, legendary Apple Inc. CEO SSttee vvee JJoobbss held a federal courtroom transfixed on Friday as attorneys played a video of his testimony in a class-action lawsuit that accuses Apple of inflating prices by locking music lovers into using Apple’s iPod players. Looking gaunt and pale, JJoobbss spoke softly during the deposition he gave six months before his death in October 2011. But he gave a firm defense of Apple’s software, which blocked music from services that competed with Apple’s iTunes store. “We were very scared” of the prospect that hackers could break Apple’s security system, JJoobbss said, because that might jeopardize Apple’s contracts with music recording companies that didn’t want their songs to be pirated. “We would get nasty emails from the labels,” he added. The video wasn’t released Friday following its viewing in court. But JJoobbss didn’t seem cowed by the record labels in an email, read by an attorney for the plaintiffs, in which the Apple CEO demanded that a record company executive publicly apologize for praising rival RealNetworks for producing software that would make songs

from the RealNetworks store play on Apple’s iPods. Dressed in his trademark black turtleneck and blue jeans, JJoobbss appeared impatient at times and swiveled in his chair during the session, which was recorded at Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California. He said he didn’t remember why he was upset with the recording executive. But he acknowledged that he had proposed language for an Apple press release that condemned RealNetworks as a “hacker.”

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Avvrr ii ll LLaavv iiggnnee is report…A edly suffering from an undisclosed health problem. Billboard cites a direct message conversation allegedly held between LLaa vviiggnnee and a fan on Twitter, in which the singer admits to ‘health issues’, apparently writing: “I feel bad because I haven’t been able to say anything to the fans to let them no [sic] why I’ve been absent. I’m torn as I’m quite private…. I’m not feeling well. I’m having some health …A man in New York issues. So please keep me in your faces a lawsuit from D D oonn HHeennllee yy prayers.” and G Gllee nnnn FF rree yy for showing footage from Eagles concerts …The guitarist in metalwithout the band’s permission. core band EE vvee rr yy TTiim mee II D D iiee The suit, filed in Brooklyn Federal stopped a fan taking an onstage court, contends W Wiill llii aam m SShheell llee yy selfie recently, by karate kicking charged admission at various Long the phone out of the gig-goer’s Island venues for patrons to view hands. Footage of the incident bootleg concert footage, accord- emerged via Lambgoat. In the clip ing to the New York Daily News. It guitarist JJoorr ddaann BBuucckk llee yy stops the also claims SShhee ll llee yy used the fan taking a picture with his brothfootage to “bolster his reputation er, frontman K K eeii tthh BBuucckk llee yy, by as a purported music industry kicking the phone from his hands. ‘insider’ with close connections JJoorr ddaann BBuucckkll eeyy went on to tweet and ties to many classic rock about his dislike of onstage selfgreats,” according to court docu- ies, writing: “Stage selfies = look at ments. He’s so far refused to stop me look at me I didn’t get enough showing the footage, despite sev- attention as a kid and can’t handle eral cease-and-desist letters, the 5 people here getting more attenpaper noted. The suit seeks to tion than me”. Maarrrr has can…JJoohhnnnnyy M celled the rest of his US tour due to a serious family illness. Marr was on tour in the US in promotion of his latest solo album Playland. However, the run of lives dates has been brought to a premature end as he returns to the UK to spend time with an ill member of his close family. “I’m really disappointed to not be able ENIGMA

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to play the shows,” Marr wrote in a statement. “The touring has been so enjoyable for me and the band, and the audiences have been great everywhere. If it was about just me being unwell I would’ve found a way to continue as I did when I broke my hand earlier in the year, but to not be there for one of my family is not right. Thank you to everyone for the kind messages. See you soon.” CCrr eeee ddee nnccee …Former CCllee aarr w waa tteerr RRee vviivv aall frontman JJoohhnn FFooggee rrttyy is less than thrilled that his onetime bandmates are now suing him for a variety of claims, including trademark infringement for allegedly using the band name. Although the lawsuit did not conclude by asking the singer to stop playing his CCCCRR songs live, FF ooggeerr ttyy said in a statement that he’s standing by his works. “The people who come to my shows know they will hear me sing and play the songs I wrote and recorded over the past four decades of my career,” the singer said. “Every night we play live, I’m thrilled to see all of those fans singing along to the songs that have touched them. I am at a wonderful place in my life. I am playing the music that I love and wrote, with full joy and having my son Shane joining along side of me – It doesn’t get much better than that. “No lawyers, lawsuits, or angry ex–band members will stop me ever again from singing my songs,” he continued. “I am going to continue to tour and play all my songs every single night I am out on the road.”


…D Drr .. LLuukkee has filed a Maarr kk G Geerr aaggooss, the lawsuit against M Kee sshhaa in her lawyer representing K suit against LLuukkee, for defamation. Earlier this month, when LLaaddyy GGaaggaa revealed that she had been a Geerr aaggooss victim of sexual assault, G sent a number of tweets implying that LLuukkee was the attacker. In the tweets, which he has since deleted, the lawyer wrote at one point, “Guess who the rapists [sic] was?” And when someone replied with “LLuukk aass zz” – the producer’s real Goottttw waa lldd – he name is LLuukk aass zz G retweeted their answer and wrote “#bingo.” Through the publication of these ‘tweets,’ [Geragos] unambiguously and crassly asserted that D rr.. LLuukkee ] was the ‘rapist’ who sex[D ually assaulted LLaa ddyy G Gaa ggaa,” the summons, which has been filed in New York City, says. The summons, obtained by Rolling Stone, also states that G Geerr aaggooss defamed the producer by telling TMZ, “I said it, because it’s true.” The summons GGee rraa ggooss ’’ accusations calls “demonstrably false and defamatory.” It also asserted that G Gaaggaa had never met LLuukkee around nine years ago, the time when she said the assault took place. Furthermore, it claims Luke has “never been alone with her, has never touched her and has met her only twice for very brief periods of time.” …BBeeaannii ee SSiiggee ll is in critical condition after the rapper was shot in the stomach outside his home in Pleasantville, New Jersey on December 5th. SSiiggee ll remains sedated following surgery at an Atlantic City, New Jersey hospital and has been unable to speak with investigators due to the severity of his injuries, NBC 10 Philadelphia reports. No arrests have been made in the shooting.

BBeerr kkm maann to pursue their next moves with fresh eyes. Not only did the executives share a decadeplus history at the same label, but their mutual passion for action sports (snowboarding for Berkman, adventure travel for Diener) presented a metaphor worth mining for potential new ventures. The result is Freesolo, a reference to harness-free rock climbing that could also apply to the leap of faith new artists take everyday. The company quietly rolled out earlier this year as a hybrid label, publishing and management company founded with three different partners. There’s Freesolo Music, a record label joint venture with RCA/Sony Music Entertainment, whose first signings include alt-rock band H Huunntteerr HHuunnttee dd; Freesolo Publishing, a joint venture with Sony/ATV Publishing; and Freesolo Management, a joint venture with Vector Management, part of Live Nation, whose first singings include G Gaavvii nn D D eeG Grraa w w. U.K. rock group TThhee SSttrruuttss and New York Hee yyddaazz ee. In addition pop band TThhee H D D i i e e n n e e r r maann , RRoom mee to and BBee rrkk m TThhoom maass will be the third executive … Just over a year ago, on the core Freesolo team. JJaam meess DD ii eennee rr found himself at a crossroads common to many If you know any truths, half-truths record-label executives who’ve or outright lies about the music essentially “cashed out” of the and club scene send it to Sissy music industry. A&M/Octone, the Vance c/o rumoursmill@eniglabel where he served as president maonline.com. and CEO for 13 years, had just sold its 50 percent share to Interscope - Sissy Vance Geffen A&M in October 2013, leaving Diener and his longtime evp and head of promotion BBeenn

unique phrase — were a way of injecting something fresh into the parade of nostalgia. “I felt weird about going out on stage and doing it again,” said the rapper, Annddrr ee whose real name is A BBeennjj aam miinn . “I felt like people would be like, ‘Y’all are doing all these festivals, y’all are just doing it for money.’ And I felt like a sell-out, honestly. So I was like, if I’m in on the joke, I’ll feel cool about it.” The idea for the jumpsuits — all of which are now on display at Art Basel in Miami — came after OOuuttkkaass tt’’ss comeback show at Coachella, which BBeennjj aam mii nn curtly miinn called “horrible.” In fact, BBee nnjjaa m didn’t even want to do the tour. Not only had he and BBiigg BBooii not performed together in nearly a decade, but BBee nnjjaa m miinn was having trouble getting excited about his old music as well. “I’m like, How am I gonna present these songs? I don’t have nothing new to say,” he said. “So I was like, maybe I can start saying new stuff while doing these old songs. It became a theme where I was more excited about this than the actual show. This is fun, running out in these.”

1. AC/DC 2. Cracker 3. TV On The Radio 4. Foo Fighters 5. Trigger Hippy 6. Joe Bonamassa 7. The New Basement Tapes 8. VA - The Art of McCartney 9. The Decemberists 10. Pink Floyd 11. Lucinda William 12. Ziggy Marley 13. Elle King 14. James McMurtry 15. Weezer 16. Jenny Lewis 17. New Build 18. Leonard Cohen 19. Shovels & Ropes 20. Shakey Graves

ADVENTURE PICKS 1. Paul McCartney 2. Mariachi El Bronx 3. Little May

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Falcons Rally Falls Just Short

Sure, the Atlanta Falcons lost Monday night to the Green Bay Packers 43-37. But you know what? I don’t feel that bad. The Falcons are still in first place and they were in this game until the final minute. Minus the second quarter meltdown when they gave up 24 unanswered points the Falcons gave the Packers fits and maybe opened a few eyes that they’re not as bad as many so-called critics and sports talking heads like to say. And if by any chance if Arthur Blank is reading this – don not fire Mike Smith. The past two seasons have been tough but they haven’t been the coach’s fault. There are very few coaches I like in the NFL – few for any sport at any level any more to be honest. Al coaches now are like hired guns in to make a quick win and get out of Dodge with the most amount of money and on to the next team. A hired assassin, so to speak. The only coach with any longevity is Bill Belichick and I hate him because he’s the Patriots’ coach

and my all-time favorite team next winning games. It was about buildto the Falcons are the Dolphins. ing community and a loyal fan base at home – not in London like The last pro coach I looked up to today’s NFL. The guys that played and admired was Don Shula. I lit- in Atlanta and any NFL city for that erally grew up with Don Shula. He matter were part of the community was like extended family. My unlike today’s NFL. Sunday and Mondays were and still for the most part include me Once free agency game into exiswatching pro football. As a kid my tence in the league in 1993 that all dad knew a lot of the Falcons play- went to hell. Starting with Deion ers. The NFL was more easy-going Sanders players changed teams as in those days than they are now. often as they changed underwear. My dad had some ties to the New All in the pursuit of a Super Bowl York Giants when we lived there. I ring and a whole lot more money. heard he was in the “taxi squad” now referred to as the practice Making money is great. I enjoy it team. As a toddler I met Joe myself. But there’s more to making Namath and other New York area money than going from one constar athletes. When we moved tract to the other. I have no south dad would get tickets to respect for someone or a team that Falcons games and would take me will build a roster through free whenever I wanted. He would agency instead of the draft. offer to take me into the locker Besides, if you keep track, a majorroom to meet the players. He was ity of pro players end of being friends with Dick Shiner and a few broke ten years after they retire. other Falcons players. I was too So much for money management. shy to partake which I regret now. Coaches instead of being team The old NFL was more than just leaders and builders became comENIGMA

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modities and scapegoats for a team’s success or failure. Granted there have been a lot of bad coaches, but part of the downward spiral of the Miami Dolphins I feel was the forced retirement of Shula after the 1995 season after 25 years – 23 non-losing seasons to boot. They hadn’t been to the Super Bowl since 1984 but even in Shula’s last couple of seasons they were a lot closer to the big game than the team has been under the five coaches they’ve had since Shula went off into the sunset. And I feel Blank is going in the same direction as the Dolphins and just about every other NFL team except the Patriots. He is succumbing to pressure of media members who know nothing other than studying game tapes and fans may who have never stepped foot into the Georgia Dome and want to put their two cents in. The last time Blank succumbed to popular opinion in Atlanta he wheeled Michael Vick onto the sidelines in a wheelchair basically looking like the star


jeopardy, they surely began to wonder. Smith hasn’t lost the team like other NFL coaches this year. Julio Jones had another career day and set a new franchise record for receiving yards topping teammate Roddy White’s old record. Jones hauled in 11 Ryan passes for a franchise best 259 yards and one touchdown. This total included a 79 yard reception that didn’t end up with Jones crossing the goal line. “When Julio is healthy and when he and Matt (Ryan) are in tune with one another, they are as good as any in the NFL. He is as good as anyone in the NFL. He is hard to cover, he has great speed, and he has great hands. He is an elite wide receiver. He is one of the best, if not the best in the NFL,” said coach Smith.

QB’s bitch and not his boss. We all know how that ended. I didn’t know what would happen in Atlanta that year. I witnessed Mike Smith has brought the Falcons literally Bobby Petrino leaving to the cusp of the Super Bowl and town in the middle of the night made them a consistent winner – after they were embarrassed on something they have never been. Monday Night Football by the New Until arriving the Falcons had Orleans Saints 34-14. By the time I NEVER had back-to-back winning drove home from the game and got seasons. How does five in a row in the house I turned on the sound? Sure, they haven’t been to overnight news and there was or won a Super Bowl under Smith, Petrino being named the head but you know who else hasn’t? 22 coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. other teams haven’t been in the He skipped out on the team after Super Bowl during the Smith era the game leaving his players a and 25 other teams haven’t won a farewell note in their lockers and Super Bowl. Teams like the flew to Arkansas. It was a mere 24 Browns, Lions, Texans and Jaguars hours after Vick was sentenced to have never sniffed a Super Bowl. prison for his involvement with a dog-fighting ring. The team was in I was a little skeptical of Smith’s pieces and the city in shambles. No hiring as I wanted a big name one expected much going into coach. Instead they actually did 2008. Hiring an unknown to coach some research and found a worthy the team and adding a bunch of assistant whose time had come. I names to the roster no one was was hesitant in preseason especial- familiar with and others who ly with a rookie coach, a rookie underperformed so far. Then, to quarterback in Matt Ryan and two add to the chaos coach Smith unproven receivers who had trou- named the rookie Ryan as his ble catching Michel Vick’s passes (a starter over two veterans. This lot have actually) in Roddy White wasn’t encouraging going into the and Michael Jenkins. The acquired season opener against the Detroit a running back I had never heard Lions. On Ryan’s first career pass of in San Diego who was the back- attempt he completed a 62-yard up to LaDanian Tomlinson by the touchdown strike to Jenkins and name of Michael Turner. thus the stuff that legends are Hometown favorite Keith Brooking made of began. The Falcons were was let go as well. not only competitive but won 11 ENIGMA

Jones got the lion’s share of receptions among nine that had catches and ten that were targeted. After a somewhat shaky first half Ryan looked All Pro. The seven year vet actually bested Aaron Rodgers as he threw for 379 yards compared to 327 by his opponent. Ryan threw for four touchdowns compared to games and made the playoffs for Rodgers’ three but also had a costthe first time since 2004. And since ly interception in the second quarthen they’ve been winners until ter that the Packers converted into points that may have been the diflast season. ference in the final score. Last season the team was hampered by a inordinate amount of “I thought that everybody battled. injuries – a shocking number in We were playing against a really key positions except quarterback. good football team in Green Bay, Part of the line was gone, free where they play extremely well. agent acquisition running back We had no quit, but we put ourStephen Jackson was lost for half selves too far behind early on. the season, Roddy White and Julio When you make mistakes going Jones missed a majority of the sea- against a team like that, it is tough son to injuries and the defense… to overcome. Unfortunately, we well most of the line, linebacking just weren’t able to make enough corps and part of the secondary plays to overcome what we did in missed a lot of time. When all was the first half,” said Ryan. said and done the Falcons finished 4-12, their first losing season in the “We don’t want to hang with anybody, that’s moral-victory talk. We Mike Smith era. want to win every game we play, And people wanted his head then, and I think if you have that mindnot taking into consideration what set you can do great things and I he’s done with the team and more think when you have the mindset so now that they are 5-8, once of ‘we hung in there,’ bad things again saddled with multiple tend to happen and that’s not our injuries and yet, despite this are in mindset,” said Harry Douglas. first place in the agreed weak NFC The Falcons return home Sunday South. where they will face the Pittsburgh That being said Monday’s game Steelers at the Georgia Dome. proved the players are very much Kickoff is scheduled for 1pm and behind Smitty. Down by 24 going the game will be aired on CBS, into the half the team made a run and forced the Packers to sweat - Dave Weinthal bullets. While the Pack may have never thought the outcome was in

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Cowboys Run Over Bears

The Dallas Cowboys set the stage for a winner take all meeting with the Philadelphia Eagles next Sunday with a resounding 41-28 victory over the Chicago Bears in a game that turned out to be much closer than the final score indicated. Running back DeMarco Murray unleashed his inner beast to the tune of 179 yards on 32 carries for his best game of the year. This contest was a reversal of fortune for the Cowboys performance a week earlier when the Eagles held the league’s leading rusher to a season low 73 yards. While Murray was busy on the ground, quarterback Tony Romo was just as effective in the air. He was 21 of 26 passes for 205 yards with three touchdowns and no interceptions. The first quarter was a wash for both teams as neither was able to establish any type of offensive rhythm. The second period was a

different story. Facing a fourth and one at the Chicago 13 early into the second quarter, the Cowboys sent Murray off the right side of the line for four yards. The Bears defense stiffened, and once again Dallas faced a fourth and one at the goal line. Murray was called on once again and responded with his eighth TD of the year. The fourth down calls were indicative of the importance Head Coach Jason Garrett and the Cowboy organization itself, placed on this game. Chicago wasn’t fazed by the urgency the team placed on this contest. Led by quarterback Jay Cutler, who had never lost to the Cowboys, the Bears marched 80 yards downfield including a spectacular 42-yard juggling catch by wide receiver Brandon Marshall. Quarterback Jay Cutler ended the drive when he found former Cowboy tight end Martellus Bennett in the end zone for a 13yard score. ENIGMA

The Cowboys next possession turned into the Dez and DeMarco show as both Bryant and Murray took turns driving the team downfield. Tight end Jason Witten finally crashed the party with a timely 19-yard reception on third and 15. Slot receiver Cole Beasley put an exclamation point on the offensive series as he stretched the ball over the goal line for a 13-yard score with just eight seconds left in the half. Chicago returned the opening kickoff for 30 yards. On third and eight, Cutler completed a pass to Matt Forte that went for 21 yards before Dallas defensive end Anthony Spencer forced a fumble that cornerback Sterling Moore recovered and returned 17 yards to the Chicago 31. With momentum starting to shift, Romo found himself flushed from the pocket on a third and 3. He lofted the ball perfectly into the hands of Cole Beasley who once again stretched

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the ball over the goal line before his knee hit for a 24-yard score. The Dallas defense stuffed Chicago on their next series. The Bears’ running game had literally ground to a halt and without star receiver Brandon Marshall working his magic – a bruised rib injury forced him out of the game – Cutler’s air attack was almost non-existent as well. Dwayne Harris returned the ensuing punt 47 yards for a touchdown, but it was nullified when Cowboy Micah Pellerin was called for an illegal block. Undaunted, Romo connected with Dez Bryant for a 43-yard gain. Two plays later, tight end Gavin Escobar caught his only pass of the game, a six-yard TD toss. After Dan Bailey kicked the ball into the end zone, the Chicago offense returned only to fail once again at mounting any type of serious scoring threat. The Cowboys took over and basically handed the ball right back to Murray to do his


a combination of all three, the Chicago Bears made a concerted effort to get the team back into the ball game. Though their next possession consumed five minutes off the clock, it did result in Matt Forte one-yard TD run. Escobar was unable to handle the onside kick and Chicago recovered. One minute and eight seconds later, Cutler ran the ball in from 10 yards Chicago seemed to be in total dis- out to make it a 38-28 game with array until a 26-yard pass interfer- six minutes left. ence call at the Dallas 27 set the Bears up to start the fourth quar- Dallas defensive back Orlando ter. Cutler didn’t waste any time Scandrick was clearly upset on the taking advantage of the miscue. He sideline. Television cameras hit tight end Alshon Jeffrey on a 27- caught the cornerback storming up yard scoring strike to breathe and down the sidelines excoriating some life into the offense. The the team for its poor play. On the point after was blocked by Dallas. offensive side of the ball, it was On the Cowboys next possession, becoming ‘all DeMarco all the time’ the team relied on the legs of and again, the running back was DeMarco Murray. The running up to the task as he rushed for 34 back responded by bursting yards on four attempts. The drive through the middle for a 40-yard stalled out and Dallas settled for gain to the Chicago 18. A fourteen another Dan Bailey field goal and a yard loss by Murray on the next 41-28 lead with six minutes to go in play, followed by an incomplete the game. With momentum clearly pass would force Dallas to settle on Chicago’s side, Cutler once for a 35-yard field goal from Dan again drove the team down the field. Bailey. thing. After he had gained 45 yards in four carries, running back Joseph Randall was brought in to give his teammate a breather. Randall made the most of his one carry. He scampered into the end zone from 17 yards out to give Dallas what seemed an insurmountable 35-7 lead to end the third quarter.

will through the Cowboy secondary driving the Bears down towards what appeared to be another touchdown. With a first and ten on the Dallas 10, Cutler’s magic touch came to a crashing end when Scandrick intercepted the ball ending the threat. For the first time in four years, the month of December had finally yielded a winning season for the organization instead of ending it with futility. Coowboy N otes – DeMarco Murray’s C 32 rushing attempts and 8 receptions was the most touches for a running back in eight years. The last player to achieve that feat was Shaun Alexander of the Seattle Seahawks in 2006. The former Oklahoma Sooner running back also tied Emmitt Smith’s season record of eleven 100-yard rushing games. He needs to average 167 yards against the Eagles, Colts and Redskins to break Eric Dickerson’s record, 137 per game to become the first Cowboy to rush for 2,000 and 56 yards per contest to surpass Smith’s team record of 1,773 set in 1995.

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the Cowboys dominate the month November and disappear when it really counts in December. Since 2008, the team has posted a 15-9 record in September; 11-16 in October; 20-9 in November and 1015 December. The victory over the Bears ensured Dallas would have its first winning season in four years. They need to win two of their last three games to have any shot at the playoffs. Fortunately, two of those games are on the road. After two years of inactivity, defensive tackle Josh Brent saw his first game action. Brent hadn’t played a game since his DUI crash killed his best friend and teammate Jerry Brown Jr. He was convicted of intoxication manslaughter, spent three months in jail and sentenced to ten years on probation. Against the Eagles, the defense gave up a season high 256 yards on the ground. The defense limited Chicago star running back Matt Forte to 5 yards in the first half and 26 for the game. - David Huff


Titans Knocked Out Again Well that didn’t last long. The Zach Mettenberger era in Tennessee is over – at least for this year. Mettenberger left Sunday’s game against the New York Giants injuring his shoulder as officially all three quarterbacks on roster have been knocked out for at least part of the 2014 season. It doesn’t seem to matter who is under center as the results remain the same. The Titans lost their seventh straight game ending the Giants’ losing streak 36-7.

made by the defense. Of course that was one of the few bright spots for the Titan defense as Odell Beckham Jr. had a field day against the Tennessee secondary as he needed no acrobatics hauling in 11 Eli Manning passes for 130 yards and a score. The rookie receiver hit the century mark in receiving yards for the fourth time.

“Well, obviously it was a tough day today. It’s not fun, but we are working. The only thing is that our guys are trying and Yep, the Titans managed one we’ll keep working and come touchdown all day. And you out of it,” said Titan coach Ken know what? That score was Whisenhunt. ENIGMA

Manning and Beckham connected early and often as the Giants doubled the host team in total offense. It’s kind of sad when you think about it that your second string quarterback. Jake Locker came in for the injured Mettenberger and got nothing done as he ran for his life as the makeshift line guarding him had more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese. Jake Locker had to take over again for an injured Mettenberger. Gee, that sounds familiar. It’s usually someone coming in for the often-injured Locker, proving once again it is

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not his fault but with the offensive line and possibly the offensive schemes. Unlike Mettenberger Locker knows how to run for his life to avoid the massive pass rush that obviously isn’t getting blocked. Besides seeming injury prone Locker also in vulnerable to bad mistakes as he gets intercepted at the wrong time – not that there’s a good time, but they kill key drives or are returned for either a score or set one up. Maybe he will be happier next year as either a Ram, Buccaneer or Jet since his days in Tennessee are numbered. “It’s


an opportunity to go out and play with these guys that I’ve had the opportunity to compete with for four years here, and I’m excited about that, if that’s the case,” he said if he thought his time now under center was an audition for another team. There was a lot of hope for the Titans with the arrival of coach Ken Whisenhunt. It has been a nightmare. It’s not his fault. There are too many bad personnel decisions with the Titans. It has been that way since they moved from Houston but through the use of smoke and mirrors they haven’t been as evident as right now. Let us not forget that the Oilers/Titans are no NFL juggernaut. Jeff Fisher was the franchise’s most successful coach winning 54 percent of his games. That just goes to show you the Titans have never been an NFL

dynasty. “I want to say something about Ken Whisenhunt and his staff, too. Ken’s an excellent football coach. Obviously going through a firstyear process here, but he’s a good coach. And he’s staff is a good staff,” said Giants coach Tom I hope the Titans don’t have the same win now or else mentality of the Falcons. It will take a couple of years to see if Whisenhunt can build a winner. Of course better front office decisions would be helpful. The offensive line has always been an issue for Tennessee. Steve McNair became a running QB in his time there. One of the most prolific passers in college, he had to adapt to running and running for his life. He missed a lot of playing time because of this. Even Vince Young had issues with this as he soon realENIGMA

ized he couldn’t outrun everyone like he did at Texas. Locker is another prolific college passer whom we all have forgotten about because we are used to seeing him run almost as much as he passed. And Mettenberger? He’s a sitting duck. Three quarterbacks on the roster and all three injured at one point in the season. Need I say any more? “It’s tough but all around we’ve got to execute better to get accomplished what we want to accomplish, myself included. The five guys on the offensive line, the receivers and backs that are in the game; just a poor job of executing today and that’s on all of us,” Mettenberger said.

tion for a score. “That’s the NFL. The guys in the league tell me ‘they’ll throw you at least one.’ So I guess that’s the one they threw me. Me personally, I’m a football player, so I expect myself to go out there and make plays. It felt good at the moment, because I felt like I was trying to create a spark for the team, but now just looking at it, it really didn’t do anything for the game. So it’s just another play. It’s just another play for me right now. It’s good that I finally got my first career interception out of the way, but I wish it would have come in a win,” he said.

The Titans remain home this Sunday as they welcome the 2-11 The one bright spot Sunday was New York Jets to LP Field. the play of defensive back Kickoff is scheduled for 4:05pm Marqueston Huff. Huff account- and will be aired on CBS. ed for the Titans’ only point returning a Manning intercep- - Dave Weinthal

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