Enigma Magaziine 4/18/13

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AN IRISH JOURNEY Celtic Woman is a female vocal ensemble that performs a mix of Celtic, New Age, and adult contemporary music. Often compared to such artists as Clannad, Enya, and Loreena McKennitt, Celtic Woman first rose to acclaim with an energetic stage show that shared much in common with similarlyminded productions like Riverdance (whose music director, David Downes, was the driving force behind Celtic Woman's formation in 2004). Celtic Woman will be at the Memorial Auditorium Friday.

VERY SWIFT

Billboard chart topper and the ex-girlfriend of just about everyone of late, Taylor Swift brings her show to Atlanta Thursday night. Swift performs at Philips Arena along with Ed Sheeran.

420

What is more appropriate than Milele Roots being in concert on 420? The popular and veteran will celebrate 420 in style as they perform Saturday evening at J.J.’s Bohemia. donation for the Food Bank will be requested at the door. The entertainThe “16th Annual Tommy Jett Entertainer's Reunion” will be held in the ment line-up this year includes some of the finest entertainers that this Silver Ballroom at the historic Sheraton Read House in downtown area claims. The Malemen are the featured band, along with The Chattanooga on Sunday, April 21, from 1 to 11pm. The proceeds this year will Stratoblasters, The Robby Hopkins Band, Crossfire, Paul Smith and the go to The Chattanooga Area Food Bank which meets the emergency food Skyhigh Band, Queen B and the Well Strung Band, and Raven featuring needs of over 20,000 people every week in the surrounding 20 counties. A Stacy Wilson. Thom Cavin and the Chattanooga Songwriter's Assn. will do a special presentation to the memory of Rev. Gene Coleman.

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Big News Monday It was already a big news Monday here in Tennessee. Mayor Andy Berke and seven new City Council members took their oaths of office at the Tivoli in the morning. In early afternoon, it was reported that the FBI had shut down the Knoxville headquarters of Pilot/Flying J. The father of Tennessee governor Bill Haslam founded the company, which ranked sixth on the 2012 Forbes Largest Private Companies list… …In the late afternoon, the tragic events in Boston rearranged the news. As I write this there have been three fatalities and at least 180 injuries. Many of the victims lost limbs as a result of the two explosions near the finish of the Boston Marathon. Investigations are ongoing after a “person of interest” (a Saudi national) was detained and later released… …Some quickly compared Monday’s tragedy to the September 11, 2001 attacks on New York City’s World Trade

Center and the Pentagon. Others compared to the April 1995 bombing of the Oklahoma City federal building and the 1996 Atlanta Olympic bombing. Such evil events defy normal

logic, but it is human nature to draw comparisons and search for “reasons”. Similarly, the conspiracy theorists are already going off on various and sundry tangents…

man in a cowboy hat who had literally grabbed the exposed femoral artery of a man who had had his legs blown off below the knees. “Cowboy hat man” was later identified as

Boston peace activist Carlos Arradondo…

than run for safety. In the late night hours after the attack, race volunteers stayed on site to guard the personal belongings of hundreds of runners who were forced to evacuate when the marathon’s finish line became a crime scene. Hundreds of Bostonians offered up housing and comfort to those whose hotels had been evacuated and closed in the wake of the bombings… …Events such as Monday’s cowardly attack on innocents rearrange the day’s headlines and make us all question the very nature of humanity. But the actions of the brave souls who ran into the bloody, smoky aftermath to help those innocents are enough to restore my faith?

…Arradondo was only the most visible of the hundreds of ordinary Americans whose first reaction to the shocking explo…I looked at a good bit of the sions was to provide aid rather — Mark Bedford video footage captured at the scene of the Boston bombings. A lot of it was tough to watch. There was a lot of blood. As was the case with those who witnessed the falling of New York’s twin towers, the faces of the Boston survivors often had that hollow and haunted look common to those who endure such a shock… …But I saw another common theme in the post-bombing video footage. I saw people running toward the explosions? not away from them. I saw first responders, race volunteers and ordinary bystanders rushing to help the injured. One graphic photo that “went viral” not long after the bombings showed a ENIGMA APRIL 18

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If You Work Hard And Do The Right Thing You Are An Idiot - What I Learned From Obamaism One thing I find confusing is that our progressive socialists have engaged in hypocritical and political economic propaganda unfortunately, none of their gibberish makes any sense no matter which Teleprompter it is read from or which podium they stand behind. For instance on one hand our socialist leaders tell us that things happen faster when there is a penalty involved.

One thing I've learned in all of this is that if you work hard, harder than everyone else, the government just comes after you in their attempt to make everyone equal, even though you worked harder. In other words if you work hard and do the right thing, you are basically an idiot, and therefore you should be taken advantage of by your government through penalty driven taxation for working hard and being productive. That my friends is all I have learned about life in America ever since Barack Obama and his administration have been in office. Please consider all this and think on it.

If they want people to stop smoking they raise the tax of cigarettes 94%, if they want people to stop drinking so much soda they put a tax on soda pop which is sold in larger containers. They say they've proven empirically that this works modify human behavior for the betterment of the common good - in those cases to save our failing healthcare system. Okay so let's talk about that for a few minutes shall we?

ers as much or hire as many folks, data in the opposite directions. - Lance Winslow and therefore less money will be made, less transactional business P.O. Box 825 will be done, and there will be Chattanooga, TN fewer people paying into the sys37401 tem - less tax revenue for their (423) 267-6072 (423) 991-1657 You see, they also tell us that it socialist plans of a perfect utopiSales Line an future. doesn't matter if we tax people email who make more money at a highinfo@enigmaonline.com Thus, in this strategy of theirs er percentage rate. They say that twitter.com/EnigmaMag it will have no effect on anyone. there will also be fewer rich peod.a. weinthal - publisher This completely contradicts the ple making more money because charles carmichael - Managing Editor there is no incentive to do so, in last set of comments above and john casey - Art Director their strategy for penalizing peo- fact there's a penalty they do. mark bedford - Editor-In-Chief craig fentress - editor-at-large ple for doing things that they Therefore they won't. So, taxing the rich won't work, as there will don't want them to do. Contributing Editors be fewer and fewer rich people jim sells, sissy vance, scorpio jones iii, david n. marks If we tax people who make more until everyone is equally poor. money we are giving them a disincentive and a penalty for making more money. If we do that we will have less productivity not more. If we have less productivity and companies don't make as much profit, they won't pay their work-

Then they tell us that they can empirically prove that if you penalize someone for doing something, they're less likely to do that thing? They can't have it both ways, and read the research and

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MONEY MANAGEMENT

ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM IN FIVE EASY STEPS Always Pay yourself first no matter what. People have probably heard this a thousand times yet no one does it. Save at least 10 percent of your income even if you cannot pay all your bills, this is still a must. This is the first major step in being financially free. I know what you’re saying, but I want to make a $1000 by tomorrow. Patience my friend. Sell anything you don’t use or will not use anymore and put that money into an interest baring account so you can start to have your money work for you. Learning to invest will be time well spent because when you

have extra money you can use that to grow your wealth. That is what the rich do (and the reason that they are financially free) that the poor and the middle class don’t. How many cheap rich people do you know, I bet a lot more than poor and middle class people. That is from my own personal experience.

respond especially on Craigslist (goldmine). You can start a cleaning business very low cost and very high profit. lawn mowing,helping people move, gardening, snow removal if that pertains to your area. Just to name a few things you can do to make extra money. You are on your way to financial freedom.

Start a small homebased business and start to generate extra income. If you do not know what to do start with what you like to do, your hobbies for instance if you play music and are good at it place an ad and teach others what you know people will

If the company or business you work offers a 401k or retirement benefits take advantage of it even if it’s a small amount; it adds up quickly. 25$ a week adds up to 1300 per year which is nothing to sneeze at. Even if you make minimum wage you should

still be able to save at least 25$ a week. In ten years that is $13,000 dollars which is not bad for only $25 a week. Last but not least getting rid of your debt, or getting it down to a manageable size is very important. The first thing you can do is call your creditors and ask them to lower your payment, so you can catch up with other bills or eliminate them all together. Remember it doesn’t cost anything to ask. Financial Freedom starts small and will grow into something very big with time.

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Hey, What’s your sign? ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) Your doubt could lead to insecurity. Loss or theft may occur if you are careless with your belongings. Children may pose a problem if they don’t like suggestions. Your confidence is growing and advancement is apparent. Your lucky day this week will be Monday. TAURUS (Apr. 21- May 21) Residential moves will also be advantageous for all concerned. Educational courses will be stimulating and successful. Make creative changes to your living quarters. Get involved in creative projects that could turn into moneymaking ventures. Your lucky day this week will be Monday. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Don’t spend too much on products that promise amazing cosmetic results. Be sure to think twice before you say something that might hurt your partner’s feelings. Take precautions while traveling; you don’t have to get anywhere that fast. Control your emotions and everything will fall into place.

successful. Your flair for dramatic (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) appeal will unleash itself at social Digestive disorders will be a result functions. of family squabbles. Be considerate and avoid being overly opinionated, Your lucky day this week will be or arguments will ensue. You have Friday. made an accurate assessment of the situation and have come up with LEO ideas that will save money. You (July 23-Aug 22) should channel your efforts into getProblems with skin, bones, or teeth ting rid of bad habits. may mess up your schedule. Your need to put great detail into every- Your lucky day this week will be thing you do may cause you to miss Wednesday. the overall picture. You can expect insincere gestures of friendliness SAGITTARIUS this week. You will enjoy physical (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) activities more than you think. You can come up with ways of earning extra cash. Regardless of your Your lucky day this week will be first reaction, the outcome will be Friday. favorable. Your partner may push buttons that infuriate you. Pursue VIRGO outdoor activities or any physical (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) exertion. You can prosper if you in vest in property or mutual funds. Someone Your lucky day this week will be you care about may not be too Thursday. pleased with you. Try to satisfy both of your needs. You may find that CAPRICORN female colleagues will be more help (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) than you anticipated. Uncertainty regarding your mate may emerge; reevaluate what you Your lucky day this week will be see in each other. You may not be Thursday. that popular at home but you should

LIBRA (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) You may find that female colleagues will be more help than you anticipated. Romance may be better than Your lucky day this week will be you ever thought possible. You will reach the most people if you speak Sunday. out at an organizational function. You may have a tendency to put on CANCER weight. (June 22-July 22) You may have more people on your domestic scene than anticipated. Your lucky day this week will be You will find your vitality is low- Monday. ered. Your determination and sheer desire to do your own thing will be SCORPIO ENIGMA APRIL 18 2013

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be able to shine at social gatherings. Limitation could set in if you’ve been spending too much. Curb the impulse to make lavish purchases and maybe spend some time with good friends. Your lucky day this week will be Thursday. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) You don’t want to give anyone fuel for the fire. Secret enemies will be eager to spread rumors about you. Your partner’s a little jumpy. Your involvement in interest groups may bring you popularity. Your lucky day this week will be Monday. PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Arguments with relatives may lead to a split in the family. You can’t make things better if you don’t know what to fix. Deep discussions may only lead to friction. You may need to make a choice. Your lucky day this week will be Tuesday.


NEWS & NOTES SSttrr ee aakk iinn gg BBuuss cchh FFaa ccee ss KK aannss aass CC hhaa llllee nnggee The Kyle Busch that won 100 NASCAR national series races at a record clip largely disappeared in 2012. He fashioned just one victory overall and missed the Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup. News flash: He’s back. And how. Busch posted his second NASCAR Sprint Cup Series victory of the year in Texas to extend his string of five top-five finishes and advance to third in the standings just 18 points behind leader Jimmie Johnson. Since finishing 23rd in Phoenix, the driver of the No. 18 Joe Gibbs Racing Toyota has gone fourth, second, first, fifth and first. Over that fiverace span, Busch has led 435 laps – or an average of 87 per race. Busch needs to lead just 174 laps to enter an exclusive 25,000 laps-led club that currently boasts only five competitors – all members of the NASCAR Hall of Fame. They are Richard Petty, the all-time lap leader with more than 50,000, Cale Yarborough, Dale Earnhardt, Bobby Allison and David Pearson. Adding an exclamation point in the Lone Star State, Busch won his series-record fourth NASCAR Nationwide Series event in the first six races of the season. Two victories would have put Busch

in last year’s Chase and might well guarantee the Nevada driver a spot in 2013. But he’s taking nothing for granted. “We’ve still got some work to do to get better at some of the tracks that we did struggle at last year, and we know that,” he said, pointing to Sunday’s STP 400 at Kansas Speedway. The 1.5-mile track, resurfaced last summer, has been a speed bump, of sorts, for Busch. He’s without a NASCAR Sprint Cup victory or a top-five finish in 11 starts at Kansas Speedway, where Busch’s best performance is a seventh in 2006. Busch also has finished off the lead lap in five races – a rarity. Statistics support Busch’s Kansas struggles. His Driver Rating is – by his standards – an anemic 81.8, 17th among current drivers. Busch’s average Kansas finish is 21.0 He finished 31st in last fall’s Chase race, eliminated by an accident after 181 laps. Busch is aware of the challenge. “That’s going to be a battle for us just making sure we’ve got a good handling car and one that I can drive and push hard and make speed of because that asphalt is pretty new there,” he said. Busch will do double-duty at Kansas

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stepping into his own No. 51 Kyle ever, wasn’t his first victory in a Busch Motorsports Toyota Tundra NASCAR-sanctioned event. Last seafor Saturday’s SFP 250. son, he won the first oval event in the inaugural season of the EURO NNAASSCC AARR’’ss SSttaarr ss OO ff TT oom moorrrr oow w SShh iinnee RACECAR, NASCAR Touring Series at TTooddaa yy Tours Speedway in France. If anything can be taken from last Kennedy finished 10th and 17th in weekend’s races, it’s that NASCAR’s the first two points races of the crop of young stars is the real deal. NKNPS East season. He will make his While Kyle Busch was busy dominat- first three truck series starts later ing the NASCAR Sprint Cup and this season. NASCAR Nationwide races in Texas, Kyle Larson and Ben Kennedy did a RReeccoorrdd SSppeeee ddss EE xxppeecctteedd II nn G G eenn--66 little dominating of their own. CCaa rr AAtt RRee ppaavveedd KKaannss aass SSppee eeddw waayy Drive for Diversity graduate Larson, Speeds skyrocketed at Kansas who is running a full-time Speedway last October following the Nationwide schedule for Turner track’s repaving earlier in the year. Scott Motorsports, competed in the Every qualifier eclipsed Matt NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Kenseth’s one-lap record of 180.856 event at Rockingham on Sunday, mph, with Kasey Kahne topping out after finishing 32nd in the Friday at a blistering 191.360. night Nationwide event in Texas. In Now comes the NASCAR Sprint Cup the truck race, he led 187 of the 205 Gen-6 car with enhanced down laps and held off a hard-charging force characteristics. Yes, the speedJoey Logano on the last lap to way’s surface has gone through one become the first Drive for Diversity winter but all indication is that grip graduate or driver to score a win in will be available in ample quantia NASCAR national series event in ties. the program’s 10-year history. The question probably isn’t if “It feels good to finally win a nation- Kahne’s lap record will fall but al race with NASCAR,” said Larson. “I rather by how much. got close at Phoenix last year in the Roush Fenway Racing recently testtruck race, and then again this year ed its Gen-6 Ford Fusion at Kansas at Bristol in the Nationwide Series.” Speedway. Carl Edwards’ takeaway In six Nationwide races this season, was this: “It was only our team so we his first in the series, he has a sec- really don’t know how we stack up, ond, a sixth and a pair of 13th-place but it’s lightning fast.” finishes. Edwards believes Sunday’s race The previous night, in Pensacola, could be similar to last month’s race Fla., Kennedy was putting on his at Auto Club Speedway, where teams own show in the NASCAR K&N Pro ended up with different tire strateSeries East race at Five Flags gies resulting in a final, 10-lap battle Speedway. Kennedy, the great between a dozen or more cars. grandson of NASCAR founder Bill “I had reservations just because of France Sr., led the 150-lap event how different the car is,” said wire-to-wire after starting on the Edwards, who hopes to replicate a pole and having the fastest car in NASCAR Camping World Truck victopractice. ry at his home track. “Those last 10 “It was really cool to sort of see our or 15 laps at California pretty much own team develop throughout the said it all to me. If we can put on years and sort of finally come that style of race at a track that’s together and finally get out there two miles long and has all the aero and be able to get a pole and domi- issues that we complain about … I nate the race,” Kennedy said. think this car could put on some His triumph on Saturday night, how- very, very good races at these mile-

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and-a-halfs.” The STP 400 marks the first time the Gen-6 car has been raced on intermediate tracks in back-to-back weekends.

FFoouurr KK aannssaa ss W Wii nnnneerr ss SSee aarr cchh FF oorr TT hhii rrdd VVii ccttoorr yy Can Kansas Speedway’s first threetime NASCAR Sprint Cup Series winner emerge on Sunday? Pick from several who have won twice: Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Greg Biffle and Tony Stewart. Each member of the quartet ranks among the top five in Driver Rating with Johnson’s whopping 119.5 topping the list. Johnson, who finished sixth in Texas, continues as the series points leader. The five-time Sprint Cup champion’s most recent Kansas victory came in the fall of 2011. Johnson’s average Kansas finish is 8.0 aided by 11 top-10 finishes. Biffle, a winner in 2007 and fall 2010, isn’t far behind Johnson with a Driver Rating of 113.0. Both Gordon (101.5) and Stewart (100.8) have triple-digit Driver Ratings, as does last fall’s winner Matt Kenseth (106.4). Teams return to Kansas Speedway in October during the Chase. It’s the fourth Chase track to be run this spring along with Martinsville, Texas and Phoenix. CC aann KK eennss ee tthh,, TT rr uuee xx M Maa ttcchh LLaass tt YY eeaarr ’’ss 11 --22 FFii nniiss hh AAtt KKaannss aass ?? In the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series’ most recent trip to Kansas Speedway, Matt Kenseth led a racehigh 78 of the 267 laps to beat Martin Truex Jr. to the finish line by 0.495

Ask Rocco Common Sense Advice From An Uncommon Man

Dear Rocco, My wife’s tenth high school reunion is coming up. She is a very successful business owner now with a great career and a great family. To top if off she is a very beautiful woman. The problem is she doesn’t ant to go. Apparently high school was a nightmare for her and she was picked on and bullied. I want her to go (with me of course) and show them how great she turned out. I’m sure she is one of the more successful people from her school. How do I convince her to go… or should I? JB

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WEIRD NEWS SALT LAKE CITY - Police in Utah allege a man showed up at a Utah state trooper’s home drunk to complain about his being turned in for drunken driving last year. Salt Lake City police said Gordon Tye Bell, 37, was allegedly drunk and had a beer in his hand when he showed up about 7 p.m. Sunday at the home of a neighbor who is a Utah Highway Patrol trooper, the Deseret News in Salt Lake City reported Tuesday. Police said the neighbor had

called 911 last year to say he suspected Bell of driving while intoxicated. Members of the trooper’s family called the onduty officer, who rushed home. Police said Bell tried to walk away when the trooper told him police were on the way and the trooper ended up taking Bell into custody himself while waiting for city police. Bell was arrested on suspicion of witness tampering, trespassing, public intoxication and resisting arrest.

HOLLEY, N.Y. - A western New York nun admitted she stole $128,000 to feed her gambling habit, prosecutors said. Sister Mary Anne Rapp of the Order of St. Francis pleaded guilty in Orleans County Court to one count of fourth-degree grand larceny, District Attorney Joe Cardone said. WIVB-TV, Buffalo, said Rapp stole the money from St. Mark’s Church in Holley, N.Y., about 60 miles northeast of Buffalo. The thefts occurred from 2006 to 2011 when Rapp was placed on administrative

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leave because of discrepancies in church financial statements. She faces a maximum sentence of six months in jail and five years probation, Cardone said. HASTINGS, Minn. - A father from Hastings, Minnesota could face charges after his 2-year-old was found wandering on a busy street holding two bottles of hard lemonade. The 42-year-old father is being held in the Dakota County Jail. Hastings police say a couple from Prescott, Wisconsin found the


toddler, without shoes or socks, in the middle of the road Sunday afternoon. Authorities say the father called police a couple hours later to report his son missing. Officers arrested the man after they arrived at his house, saying he was intoxicated and uncooperative. The toddler was returned to his mother, who doesn’t live with the father. NEW YORK, March 7 - There’s book of the month, fruit of the month, beer of the month and now a U.S. entrepreneur has launched tampon of the month. Naama Bloom this week began HelloFlo, a subscription service for a monthly need, The Verge reported. “No one actually enjoys the experience of buying tampons,” Bloom told the tech/science/art/culture website, adding HelloFlo’s packaging is discreet. HelloFlo will ensure women have the proper supplies and they don’t have to worry about running out late at night because they were caught unawares. “For some reason, it’s just something that drives me crazy,” Bloom said. “First of all, the product packaging is wrong — if you need overnight pads, you have to buy a whole box that’s going to last you all year. It seems so simple to just create a multi-pack that actually makes sense.” And for those who don’t think there’s money in the idea, Bloom notes it’s an $8 billion market in the United States. JONKOPING, Sweden - A Swedish court threw out hate crime charges against a 24-yearold man who went to a costume party dressed as Adolf Hitler. The Jonkoping District Court ruled the man did not intend to appear threatening or disre-

spectful to any group when he donned a costume resembling the Nazi dictator, complete with a swastika armband and small mustache, the Swedish news agency TT reported Friday. “My client went to a costume party and the point wasn’t to express some political or other view. Rather, it was simply to represent a Nazi,” attorney Mats Erfors said. “He wasn’t walking around the city with a swastika.” However, the man was convicted on weapons charges after a shotgun and a stun gun were found at his apartment. BALTIMORE - A Maryland father said it was “insanity” to suspend his 7-year-old son from school for chewing his breakfast pastry into the shape of a gun. Josh Welch, a secondgrader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore, said he was trying to chew his breakfast pastry into the shape of a mountain during breakfast at the school Friday, WBFF-TV, Baltimore, reported Monday. “It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn’t.” the boy said. “All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn’t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda.” However, he said he knew he was in “big trouble” when a teacher saw what he created. B.J. Welch, the boy’s father, said he was shocked when Josh was suspended for two days. “I would almost call it insanity. I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school, real threats, bullies, whatever the real issue is, it’s a pastry ... ya know?” The school sent a note home with students

Friday afternoon. “A student plying the employee dropped to used food to make an inappro- the floor behind the teller stapriate gesture,” the note read. tion and began shouting for help. As she was crawling away, SPRING HILL, Tenn. - A Franklin, the affidavit says, she saw Oliva Tenn., mother said her 4-year- lean over the teller station and old daughter felt unnecessarily point his “weapon” at her. A shamed leaving a public pool second bank employee, who where the girl wore a swimsuit was in an office, heard the with a bottom, but no top. Sara shouts for help. He saw Oliva Parada said her daughter was pointing a handgun at the first swimming Friday in the indoor bank employee and retrieved a pool of the Longview Smith & Wesson .357 revolver. Recreation Center in Spring But instead of a shootout what Hill, Tenn. The two left after an occurred was a near execution, argument with lifeguards and a because Oliva didn’t have a supervisor about policy at the handgun, he had a plastic toy. pool. “It was really poorly han- Not knowing this, the second dled,” Parada said. “She left employee fired two rounds, the feeling really ashamed of her- first shot striking Oliva in the self.” “The rule requires tops face. Apparently being shot in and bottoms for girls. It’s never, the face with a .357 was enough ever been questioned in my 34 for him because he turned and years,” said Parks and fled. He was arrested a short Recreation Department time later with no money but in Director Doug Hood, but the possession of an extra bullet. (Nashville) Tennessean noted Who says gun laws don’t work? Tuesday that, of 29 rules posted on the department’s website regarding pool policies, only two mention proper attire and neither specifies tops and bottoms for girls. Parada has lived in California and Hawaii, she said, and acknowledged the rule. “Now that I know it’s a cultural thing, I’ll comply with the cultural norm. From now on I’m definitely putting a top on her. I don’t see the need to traumatize her,” she said. TRIMBLE, MO - 34-year-old Michael Oliva was charged in federal court in connection to Artists like Slash, Cher, an attempted bank robbery in Rihanna, Selena Trimble, MO. According to an Gomez, Kid Rock and 100s of affidavit Oliva entered the bank, allegedly pulled on a others entrust us with Event, Studio, Location, black mask and pointed what Portfolio, Fashion, Art appeared to be a handgun at a Photography bank employee and ordered her to give him the money in her E-Photography teller drawer. Instead of com423.201.4088

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CCO OM MEED DYY CCA ATT CCH H Jon Reep BB U UD D’’SS DJ Hammer TTRR EEM MO ON NTT TT A AVVEERRN N Songwriters Showcase SS IIN NG G IITT O ORR W WII N NG G II TT Karaoke VVA AU UD DEEVVIILL LLEE CCA AFFEE “Mystery at the TV Talk Show” BB A ARR TT’’SS LL A AK K EESSH HO ORREE Open Mic CCA AM MPP H HO OU USSEE Open Mic TTH HEE PPA A LLM MSS Prime Cut House Band SS K KYYZZO OO O Karaoke AM A MIIG GO O (Hixson) Karaoke w/ Poe Boy Entertainment A RRII ’’SS H A HA A RRBB O ORR LLIIG GH HTTSS Keyz Brown LL O OSS RREEYYEESS ((Ringgold) Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Scubasteve SS U UG GA ARR’’SS Queen Lightning (Chris Gomez & Christi Roberts) HO H ON NEESS TT PP IIN NTT The John Sutton Band, We Killed Vegas RR H HYYTTH HM M && BB RREEW WSS Lingo, The Sam Jackson 5 PP H HIILL IIPPSS A A RREEN NA A (Atlanta) Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran LL A AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Mike Lawrence VVA A RRII EETT YY PPLLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Tower of Power CCEEN NTTEERR SS TTA AG GEE (Atlanta)Andy Grammer, Parachute, Andrew Ripp MA M A RRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Dirty Heads, Shiny Toy Guns, Mici Matilda, Oh No Fiasco D && LL IIN 33 RRD ND DSS LLEEYY (Nashville) Leon Russell TTEEN NN NEESS SSEEEE PP EERRFFO ORRM MII N NG GA A RRTTSS CC EEN NTTEERR (Nashville) “Weird” Al Yankovic TTH HEE SSQ QU UA A RREE RR O OO OM M (Knoxville) Southern

Culture on the Skids

FFRRIID DA AYY A Apprriill 11 99 CCO OM MEED DYY CCA A TTCCH H Jon Reep RRH HYYTTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS That ‘90s Show TTO OPP O OFF TTH HEE D DO OCC K K DJ Spicolli SSIIN NG G IITT O ORR W WIIN NG G IITT Karaoke BBA ARR TT’’SS LLA AK KEESS H HO ORREE DJ E VVA AU UD DEEVVIILL LLEE CCA AFFEE “Mystery at the Redneck-Italian Wedding” LLEEG GEEN ND DSS BBA A RR && G GRR IILL LL Clay Danger Karaoke FFA AN NA ATTII CCSS Karaoke w/ DJ Hammer TTH HEE PPA A LLM MSS DJ WEEEEK W K EEN ND D’’SS SS PPO ORR TTSS BBA A RR && G GRRII LLLL (Cleveland) Karaoke & DJs Lisa & Donna BBEEEEFF O O’’BB RRA AD DYY’’SS (Ooltewah) Karaoke w/ RCB Entertainment MEEM M MO O RRIIA A LL A AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M Celtic Woman CCA AM MPP H HO OU USS EE Vox Chattanooga SSU UG GA ARR ’’SS Scenic City Soul Revue TTRREEM MO ON NTT TTA AVVEERR N N Rock Floyd PPO OK K EEYY’’SS (Cleveland) Convertibull FFO OXX TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) George Jones EED DD DII EE’’SS A A TTTTIICC (Atlanta) The Greencards LLA AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Mike Lawrence CCA AN NN NEERRYY BBA A LLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Randy Rodgers Band RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Gary Allan GRRA G AN ND DO OLLEE O OPPRR YY H HO OU USS EE (Nashville) Charley Pride

SSA ATT U URRD DA AYY A Apprriill 22 00 CCO OM MEED DYY CCA A TTCCH H Jon Reep RRH HYYTTH HM M && BBRREEW WSS Strung Like A Horse SSIIN NG G IITT O ORR W WIIN NG G IITT Karaoke TTO OPP O OFF TTH HEE D DO OCC K K DJ Spicolli BBA ARR TT’’SS LLA AK KEESS H HO ORREE DJ E FFA AN NA ATTII CCSS Karaoke w/ Choo Choo Entertainment VVA AU UD DEEVVIILL LLEE CCA AFFEE “Mystery at the Redneck-Italian Wedding” FFII RREESSII D DEE LL O OU UN NG GEE Clay Danger Karaoke

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NEEW N WM MO OO ON NG GA ALL LLEERRYY && TTEEAA RRO OO OM M Keyz Brown VVFFW W (Post 4848) Taylor & Company JJ..JJ ..’’SS BBO OH HEEM MII A A Milele Roots CCA AM MPP H HO OU USS EE Perpetual Groove SSU UG GA A RR’’SS Scenic City Soul Revue HO H ON NEESSTT PPII N NTT Quiet Company, The Winter Sounds, Stereo Dig, The Waters Brothers BB&& BB M MA A RRII N NA A (Charleston, TN) Convertibull LLEESS LLII EE SS.. W WRRII G GH HTT FFII N NEE AARR TTSS CCEEN NTTEERR (Birmingham) Neil Sedaka LLA AU UG GH HIIN NG G SSK KU ULLLL (Atlanta) Mike Lawrence FFO O XX TT H HEEA A TTRR EE (Atlanta) Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth CCEEN NTTEERR SS TTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Kevin Smith MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Southern Culture on the Skids VVA AN ND DEERR BBIILL TT (Nashville) “Rites of Spring” Needtobreathe, Mat Kearney, Delta Spirit, Juvenile, The Apache Relay, Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors TTH HEE SS H HEED D (Maryville) The Flatlanders, Joe Pug FFRR A AN NK K LL IIN N TTH H EEA A TTRREE (Franklin) Sheryl Crow

SSU UN ND DA AYY A Apprriill 22 11 CCO OM MEED DYY CCA A TTCCH H Jon Reep TTH HEE PP A ALL M MSS Karaoke w/ DJ Salt BBU UD D’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ Hammer SSII N NG G II TT O ORR W WIIN NG G IITT Karaoke VVA AU UD DEEVVII LLLL EE CCA A FFEE Live Band Karaoke BBA A RRTT’’SS LLA AK K EESS H HO ORREE DJ Bossman DO D OU UBBLLEE H HIILL LL BBIILL LLII AARR D DSS Open Mic BBEEEEFF O O’’BBRRA AD DYY’’SS Karaoke w/ RCB Entertainment ARR II’’SS H A HA ARR BBO ORR LL IIG GH HTTSS Keyz Brown HO H ON NEESSTT PPII N NTT Molly Maguires RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) The Black Crowes FFRR A AN NK K LL IIN N TTH H EEA A TTRREE (Franklin) Sheryl Crow FFO O XX TT H HEEA A TTRR EE (Atlanta) Jillian Michaels LLA AU UG GH HIIN NG G SSK KU ULLLL (Atlanta) Mike Lawrence EED DD DII EE’’SS A A TTTTII CC (Atlanta) Al Stewart

MO M ON ND DA AYY A Apprriill 22 22 SSII N NG G II TT O ORR W WIIN NG G IITT Karaoke RRA AW W DJ Spicolli BBU UD D’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ Hammer TTRREEM MO ON NTT TTA A VVEERRN N Trivia Night TTH HEE O OFFFFIICCEE SpeakEasy FFO O XX && H HO OU UN ND D DJ Exphacter ON O NEE--EELLEEVV EEN N (Lafayette) CSA Writers Night CCA AM MPP H HO OU USS EE Poetry Event PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARR EEN NA A (Atlanta) Rihanna MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Matt Costa

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Alternative Images RRA AW W DJ Spicolli BBU UD D’’SS Karaoke w/ DJ Salt JJ EEFFFFEERRSS O ON N’’SS Kamakazi Karaoke SS IIN NG G II TT O ORR W WII N NG G IITT Karaoke LL EEG GEEN ND DSS BBA A RR && G GRRII LLLL Clay Danger Karaoke TTRR EEM MO ON NTT TTA A VVEERRN N Open Mic w/ Mike McDade NO N ORRTT H HSSH HO ORR EE G GRRII LLLL EE Jonathan Wimpee SS O OU UTT H HSSII D DEE TTA A VVEERRN N Troy Underwood NO N ORRTT H H CCH HA A TTTT CCA ATT Wendell Matthews CCA AM MPP H HO OU USS EE Theology on Tap SS U UG GAA RR’’SS Tim Starnes featuring Davey Smith TTH HEE TT A ABBEERR N NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) The Black Crowes GRRAA N G ND DO OLL EE O OPP RRYY H HO OU USSEE (Nashville) Alabama SS CCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SS YYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Sarah Silverman BBA A RRLL EEYY’’SS TT A APP RRO OO OM M (Knoxville) Miss Tess

WEED W DN NEESSD DA AYY A Apprriill 22 44 RRA AW W Open Jam w/ Jonathan Wimpee and friends SS IIN NG G II TT O ORR W WII N NG G IITT Karaoke FFA AN NAA TTIICCSS Karaoke w/ DJ Hammer PPLL A AYY O OFFFFSS SS PPO ORR TTSS BBA A RR Karaoke w/ Captain Karaoke DO D OU UBBLL EE H HIILL LL BBII LLLL IIA A RRD DSS Karaoke LL A ASS M MA A RRG GA A RRIITT A A’’SS Priscilla & Little Rickee BBA A RRTT’’SS LL A AK K EESSH HO ORR EE Karaoke w/ Choo Choo Entertainment WEEEEK W KEEN ND D’’SS SSPP O ORRTTSS BB A ARR && G GRR IILL LL (Cleveland) Open Mic w/ Mimi FFO OXX && H HO OU UN ND D Karaoke w/ DJ Salt SS M MO OK KEEYY BBO ON NEESS Wild’n Out Wednesdays W/ DJ ScubaSteve FFO OXX && H HO OU UN ND D Karaoke w/ Choo Choo Entertainment A RRII’’SS H A HA A RRBBO ORR LL IIG GH HTTSS Keyz Brown TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Shooter Jennings JJ ..JJ..’’SS BBO OH H EEM MII A A Deerhunter HO H ON NEESSTT PPII N NTT Ther Hardin Draw, The Rough and Tumble, Jennifer Hope SS U UG GAA RR’’SS Dan Sheffield TTH HEE TT A ABBEERR N NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Coal Chamber, Sevendust, Lacuna Coil, Stolen Babies ZZYYD DEECCO O (Birmingham) Relient K, Hellogoodbye, William Beckett, Mike Mains & the Branches MAA RRA M A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Stone Sour, In This Moment BBII JJO OU U TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Knoxville) Les Claypool

UPPCC O U OM M IIN NG G EEVVEEN NTTSS TTRR AACCK K 22 99 Leftover Salmon April 25 HO H ON NEESSTT PPII N NTT Grass Roots Kids, The Mailboxes, Wolves Don’t Bark April 25 SS U UG GAA RR’’SS The Loop April 25 SS CCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SS YYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) B.B. King April 25

EEXXII TT/IN (Nashville) J. Roddy Walston & the Business April 25 TTH HEE LLO OFFTT (Atlanta) The English Beat April 25 LL A AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Jesse Joyce April 25 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Relient K, Hellogoodbye, William Beckett, Mike Mains & the Branches April 25 TTU USS CCA ALL O OO OSS A AA AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Tuscaloosa) John Mayer April 25 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Asking Alexandria April 26 CCA AM MPP H HO OU USSEE Young Life Show April 26 SS U UG GA ARR’’SS Soul Survivor April 26 CCH HA A SSTT A AII N N PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Alan Jackson April 26 LL A AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Jesse Joyce April 26 TTEERR M MIIN NA A LL W WEESS TT (Atlanta) Leon Russell April 26 VVEERR IIZZO ON NW WII RREELLEESS SS A AM MPP H HIITT H HEEA A TTRR EE A ATT EEN NCCO ORR EE PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Widespread Panic April 26/27 CCA AM MPP H HO OU USSEE Alicia Smith & Holly McCormack April 27 SS U UG GA ARR’’SS SRO Band April 27 A RREEN A NA A@ @G GW WIIN NN NEETTTT CCEEN NTTEERR (Atlanta) Barry Manilow April 27 VVA A RRII EETTYY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Victor Wooten April 27 LL A AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Jesse Joyce April 27 TTH HEE EEA A RRLL (Atlanta) Dwight Twilley April 27 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Suicidal Tendencies, DRI, Wake the Dead April 27 MA M A RRA A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Slightly Stoopid April 27 BB RRIID DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) Jimmy Buffett April 27 RR YYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Band of Horses April 27 HII G H GH HW WA A TTTT (Nashville) Bill Lloyd April 27 BB O OTTTTLLEETTRR EEEE (Birmingham) The Features April 27 HO H ON NEESS TT PP IIN NTT Grace Adele and the Grand Band April 28 PP H HIILL IIPPSS A A RREEN NA A (Atlanta) Rod Stewart, Steve Winwood April 28 TTH HEE EEA A RRLL (Atlanta) Dick Dale April 28 LL A AU UG GH HII N NG G SS K KU ULL LL (Atlanta) Jesse Joyce April 28 SS YYM MPPH HO ON NYY H HA A LLLL (Atlanta) Itzhak Perlman April 28 RR YYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Band of Horses April 28 CCA AM MPP H HO OU USSEE Battle Academy Chorus April 29 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Three Days Grace April 30 NO N ORR TTH H CCH HA ATTTT CCA ATT Wendell Matthews April 30 TTH HEE M MA ASS Q QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club April 30 AA A ARR O ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Jimmy Buffett April 30 BB JJCCCC CCO ON NCCEERRTT H HA A LLLL (Birmingham) Alice ENIGMA APRIL 18

In Chains April 30 MEERR CCYY LL O M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) Dick Dale April 30 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Little Big Town April 30 BBIIJJ O OU U TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Knoxville) ) Relient K, Hellogoodbye, William Beckett, Mike Mains & the Branches April 30 CCA AN NN NEERRYY BBA A LLLL RRO OO OM M (Nashville) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club May 1 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Rush May 1 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Boz Scaggs May 1 AA A A RRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) The Black Keys, The Flaming Lips May 2 TTEERR M MIIN NA A LL W WEESS TT (Atlanta) Peter Murphy May 2 OA O AK KM MO OU UN NTTA A IIN NA AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Pelham, AL) Tim McGraw, Brantley Gilbert, Love and Theft May 2 TTRRA A CCK K 2299 Hollywood Undead May 3 TTIIVVO OLL II TTH HEEA ATTRR EE Gene Watson May 3 MIILLLL EERR PPLL A M AZZA A Lee Fields & the Expressions, Drew Sterchi May 3 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) The Black Keys, The Flaming Lips May 3 RRO OCCK K EETT O OW WN N (Nashville) Relient K, Hellogoodbye, William Beckett, Mike Mains & the Branches May 3 GRRA G AN ND DO OLLEE O OPPRR YY H HO OU USS EE (Nashville) Little Big Town May 3 TTH HEE W WO OO OD DSS A A TT FFO ON NTTA AN NEELL (Whites Creek) Widespread Panic May 3-4 TTRRA A CCK K 2299 Flaming Lips, Jeff the Brotherhood May 4 WA W A RR M MEEM MO ORRII A ALL A AU UD DII TTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) 3 Doors Down May 4 MA M ASS Q QU UEERR A AD DEE M MU USSIICC PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Band of Horses, Jim Jones, Gary Clark Jr., The Joy Formidable, J. Roddy Walston & the Business, Lucero, The Orwells, Robert Ellis, Heartless Bastards, Moon Taxi, Death on Two Wheels, Roadkill, Ghost Choir May 4 CCH HA ASS TTA AII N N PP A ARR K K (Atlanta) Willie Nelson, Aaron Lewis May 4 VVEERRIIZZO ON NW WIIRREELL EESSSS A AM MPPH HII TTH HEEA ATTRR EE A A TT EEN NCCO ORR EE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Styx, REO Speedwagon, Ted Nugent May 5 BBU UCCK KH HEEA AD D TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) The Airborne Toxic Event May 5 MA M ASS Q QU UEERR A AD DEE M MU USSIICC PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) The Lumineers, Drive By Truckers, Dr. Dog, Kurt Vile, Delta Spirit, Murder by Death, The Antlers, Oberhofer, Shovels & Rope, Frontier Ruckus, You Me & Apollo May 5 D && LLIIN 33RRD ND DSS LLEEYY (Nashville) Beth Hart May 5 TTRRA A CCK K 2299 Buckcherry May 7 TTH HEE TTA A BBEERRN NA A CCLLEE (Atlanta) Soundgarden May 7 & 8 GRRA G AN ND DO OLLEE O OPPRR YY H HO OU USS EE (Nashville) Chris Young May 7 MEEM M MO ORR IIA A LL A AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M Hinton Battle’s “Love Lies” May 8 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DII TTO ORRII U UM M (Nashville) Il Divo May 8

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MAA RRA M A TTH HO ON NM MU USS IICC W WO ORRK K SS (Nashville) Buckcherry, Redline Chemistry May 8 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 The Wallflowers May 9 TTH HEE W WEELL LL (Knoxville) Dash Rip Rock May 9 TTH HEE TT A ABBEERR N NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Phoenix May 9 MIILL LLEERR PP LLA M A ZZA A Oliver Mtzukudzi & the Black Spirits, Ogya May 10 CCH HAA SSTTA A IIN N PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) The Smashing Pumpkins May 10 CCEEN NTTEERR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Alkaline Trio, Bayside May 11 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Bassnectar, Michael Menert May 12 A AARRO A ON N’’SS A AM MPPH HII TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Tim McGraw, Brantley Gilbert, Love and Theft May 12 GRRAA N G ND DO OLL EE O OPP RRYY H HO OU USSEE (Nashville) The Killers May 12 SS CCH HEERRM MEERRH HO ORR N N SS YYM MPP H HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Lyle Lovett May 12 RRH HYY TTH HM M && BB RREEW WSS Frank Black May 13 TTII VVO OLLII TTH HEEA A TTRREE Lyle Lovett and His Acoustic Group May 14 MEERRCCYY LLO M OU UN NG GEE (Nashville) The Breeders May 14 VVA A RRII EETT YY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Josh Ritter, The Felice Brothers May 14 PPII LLO OTT LLII G GH HTT (Knoxville) Jeff the Brotherhood May 14 VVA A RRII EETT YY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) The Breeders May 15 CCEEN NTTEERR SSTTA AG GEE (Atlanta) Clutch, Orange Goblin, Lionize, Scorpion Child May 15 RRYYM MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO O RRIIU UM M (Nashville) Kris Kristofferson May 15 KN K NO OXXVVII LLLL EE CCO OLL IISS EEIIU UM M (Knoxville) The Avett Brothers May 16 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Lamb of God May 17 MIILL LLEERR PP LLA M A ZZA A Cody ChesnuTT, Summer Dregs May 17 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEESS SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE A ATT EEN NCCO ORREE PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) The Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show May 17 FFO OXX TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Alabama May 17 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 Kip Moore May 18 BBRR IID DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A A RREEN NA A (Nashville) The Avett Brothers May 18 CCEEN NTTEEN NN NIIA A LL PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) The Delta Saints May 18 FFO OXX TTH HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Alabama May 18 VVEERRII ZZO ON NW WIIRR EELLEESS SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE A ATT EEN NCCO ORREE PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Darius Rucker, Justin Moore, Jana Kramer May 18 CCEEN NTTEEN NN NIIA A LL O OLLYY M MPPIICC PPA A RRK K (Atlanta) Ellie Goulding May 18 KN K NO OXXVVII LLLL EE A AU UD DII TTO ORR IIU UM M && CCO O LLIISS EEU UM M (Knoxville) Darius Rucker, Rodney Atkins, Jana Kramer May 19 RRYY M MA AN NA AU UD DIITTO ORR IIU UM M (Nashville) Ellie Goulding May 20 VVA A RRIIEETTYY PP LLA A YYH HO OU USSEE (Atlanta) Sara Bareilles May 20 TTRR A ACCK K 22 99 The Black Crowes May 21 TTII VVO OLLII TTH HEEA A TTRREE The Price Is Right LIVE! May 21 TTH HEE TT A ABBEERR N NA ACCLL EE (Atlanta) Paramore,

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WII LLD W DH HO ORR SSEE SSA A LLO OO ON N (Nashville) Hanson September 10 AA A A RRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Depeche Mode September 12 SSCCH HEERRM M EERR H HO ORRN N SSYY M MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Chicago September 12 CCH HA ASS TTA AII N N PP A ARR K K (Atlanta) Charlie Wilson September 13 AA A A RRO ON NSS A AM MPPH HIITT H HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Kid Rock, ZZ Top, Uncle Kracker September 14 AA A A RRO ON NSS A AM MPPH HIITT H HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Miranda Lambert September 15 PPA ARR K K TTA A VVEERRN N (Atlanta) Ed Roland & the Sweet Tea Project September 15 TTU USSCCA A LLO OO OSS A AA AM M PPH HIITT H HEEA A TTRR EE (Tuscaloosa) Fun., Tegan & Sara September 16 AA A A RRO ON NSS A AM MPPH HIITT H HEEA ATTRR EE (Atlanta) Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, PJ Morton September 16 BBRRII D DG GEESS TTO ON NEE A ARREEN NA A (Nashville) Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran September 19-21 TTH HEE W WO OO OD DSS A A TT FFO ON NTTA AN NEELL (Whites Creek) Fun., Tegan & Sara September 22 VVA ARR IIEETTYY PPLL A AYYH HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) Colin Hay September 27 AA A A RRO ON N’’SS A AM MPP H HIITTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) John Mayer, Phillip Phillips September 27 TTH HEE M MA A SSQ QU UEERRA AD DEE (Atlanta) Kamelot, Delain Eclipse September 28 VVEERRIIZZO ON NW WIIRREELL EESSSS A AM MPPH HII TTH HEEA ATTRR EE @ @ EEN NCCO ORR EE PP A ARRK K (Atlanta) Fall Out Boy September 28 TTEEN NN NEESS SSEEEE TT H HEEA ATTRR EE (Knoxville) City & Colour September 28 TTH HEE EEA ARR LL (Atlanta) Mudhoney, Cheap Time October 2 FFO OXX TTH HEEA A TTRREE (Atlanta) Sarah Brightman

October 9 SSCCH HEERR M MEERRH HO ORRN N SS YYM MPPH HO ON NYY CCEEN NTTEERR (Nashville) Chris Botti October 18 PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARR EEN NA A (Atlanta) Rod Stewart, Steve Winwood October 19 BBRRII D DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A ARR EEN NAA (Nashville) Selena Gomez & the Scene October 25 PPH HII LLIIPP SS A ARR EEN NA A (Atlanta) Selena Gomez & the Scene October 26 BBRRII D DG GEESSTTO ON NEE A ARR EEN NAA (Nashville) George Jones, The Charlie Daniels Band, Kenny Rogers, Montgomery Gentry, Dioerks Bentley, Tanya Tucker, Josh Turner, Garth Brooks, Kid Rock, Same Moore, Shelby Lynne, the Oak Ridge Boys, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson, T. Graham Brown, Mark Chesnutt, Joe Diffie, Jamey Johnson, Tracy Lawrence, Patty Loveless, Kathy Mattea, Lorrie Morgan, Pam Tillis, Gene Watson, Clay Walker, Aaron Tippin, Collin Ray, Crystal Gayle, Brenda Lee, TG Sheppard, Bobby Bare, Don Mclean, Billy Ray Cyrus November 22 BBJJ CCCC A A RREEN NA A (Birmingham) Pink December 3 VVA ARR IIEETTYY PPLL A AYY H HO OU USS EE (Atlanta) John Waters December 12

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OPEN I NG T H IS W EEK Oblivion PG-13 2077: Jack Harper (TomCruise) serves as a security repairmen stationed on an evacuated Earth. Part of a massive operation to extract vital resources after decades of war with a terrifying alien threat who still scavenges what’s left of our planet, Jack’s mission is almost complete. In a matter of two weeks, he will join the remaining survivors on a lunar colony far from the war-torn world he has long called home. N O W SHO W IN G

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42 PG-13 In 1946, Branch Rickey put himself at the forefront of history when he signed Jackie Robinson to the team, breaking Major League Baseball’s infamous color line. But the deal also put both Robinson and Rickey in the firing line of the public, the press and even other players. Facing unabashed racism from every side, Robinson was forced to demonstrate tremendous courage and restraint by not reacting in kind, knowing that any incident could destroy his and Rickey’s hopes. Instead, Number 42 let his talent on the field do the talking — ultimately winning over fans and his teammates, silencing

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his critics, and paving the way for world filled with fantastic creatures — and their outlook is changed forothers to follow. ever. Baadshah With its high-energy blend of slap- Evil Dead R stick comedy, action-packed sus- In the much anticipated remake of pense, lavish musical numbers, and the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five unexpected romance, BAADSHAH is twenty-something friends become a worthy addition to modern holed up in a remote cabin. When Bollywood cinema. India’s top lead- they discover a Book of the Dead, ing man, Shah Rukh Khan, stars as they unwittingly summon up dorthe titular character, a bumbling mant demons living in the nearby detective who is inadvertently woods, which possess the youngdrawn into a political conspiracy sters in succession until only one is when he is hired to rescue a promi- left intact to fight for survival. nent businessman’s kidnapped daughter (Twinkle Khanna), leading G.I. Joe: Retaliation PG-13 to a hilarious sequence of mistaken The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy, Cobra, they are identity and counterespionage. forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardThe Call R When veteran 911 operator, Jordan, ize their very existence. takes a life-altering call from a teenage girl who has just been The Host PG-13 abducted, she realizes that she must What if everything you love was confront a killer from her past in taken from you in the blink of an eye? When an unseen enemy threatorder to save the girl’s life. ens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, The Croods PG The world’s first family embarks on Melanie Stryder will risk everything a journey of a lifetime when the to protect the people she cares most cave that has always shielded them about - Jared, Ian, her brother Jamie from danger is destroyed. Traveling and her Uncle Jeb, proving that love across a spectacular landscape, the can conquer all in a dangerous new Croods discover an incredible new world.

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Identity Thief R Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There’s only one glitch: The ID she’s using to finance these sprees reads “Sandy Bigelow Patterson”... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

nect with a former lover, Romina, only to learn that she has given birth to their son Jason in his absence. Luke decides to give up life on the road to try and provide for his newfound family by taking a job as a car mechanic. Noticing Luke’s ambition and talents, his employer Robin proposes to partner with Luke in a string of spectacular bank robberies - which will place Luke on the radar of ambitious rookie cop Avery Cross. Avery, who has to navigate a local police department ruled by the menacing and corrupt detective Deluca, is also struggling to balance his professional life with his family life, which includes his wife Jennifer and their infant son AJ. The consequences of Avery’s confrontation with Luke will reverberate into the Jurassic Park PG-13 next generation. It is then that the A multimillionaire unveils a new two sons, Jason and AJ, must face theme park where visitors can their fateful, shared legacy. observe dinosaurs cloned using advanced DNA technology. But when Scary Movie V PG-13 an employee tampers with the secu- Happily-married couple Dan and rity system, the dinosaurs escape, Jody begin to notice some bizarre forcing the visitors to fight for their activity once they bring their newsurvival. born baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos Olympus Has Fallen R expands into Jody’s job as a ballet When the President is kidnapped by dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape a terrorist who seizes control of the researcher, they realize their family White House, disgraced former is being stalked by a nefarious Presidential guard Mike Banning demon. Together, with the advice finds himself trapped within the of certified experts and the aid of building. As the national security numerous cameras, they must figteam rushes to respond, they must ure out how to get rid of it before rely on Banning’s insider knowledge it’s too late. to save the President and prevent an even greater catastrophe. Tyler Perry’s Temptation PG-13 Judith is an Ivy League educated Oz The Great and Powerful PG relationship expert who gives mariWhen Oscar Diggs, a small-time cir- tal advice for a living, yet can’t seem cus magician with dubious ethics, is to follow that advice in her own hurled away from dusty Kansas to marriage to Bryce. Bored with her the vibrant Land of Oz, he thinks life, she breaks her professional he’s hit the jackpot - fame and for- code and begins an affair with a tune are his for the taking - that is smooth talking client. After the iniuntil he meets three witches, tial excitement of their torrid relaTheodora, Evanora and Glinda, who tionship wears off, Judith realizes are not convinced he is the great that she’s made a grave mistake. It wizard everyone’s been expecting. will take every ounce of courage Reluctantly drawn into the epic and forgiveness for Judith to escape problems facing the Land of Oz and the dangerous situation she finds its inhabitants, Oscar must find out herself in. who is good and who is evil before CO C OM MIIN NG G SSO OO ON N it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity and even a bit of wizardry - Oscar At Any Price R transforms himself not only into the In the competitive world of modern ambitious Henry great and powerful Wizard of Oz but agriculture, Whipple wants his rebellious son into a better man as well. Dean to help expand his family’s farming empire. However, Dean has The Place Beyond the Pines R Luke is a high-wire motorcycle stunt his sights set on becoming a profesperformer who travels with the car- sional race car driver. When a highnival from town to town. While stakes investigation into their busipassing through Schenectady in ness is exposed, father and son are upstate New York, he tries to recon- pushed into an unexpected crisis

that threatens the family’s entire each other in the process. livelihood. Pain & Gain From acclaimed director Michael The Big Wedding R charmingly modern family tries to Bay comes “Pain & Gain,” a new survive a weekend wedding celebra- action comedy starring Mark tion that has the potential to Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and become a full blown family fiasco. Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbeTo the amusement of their adult lievable true story of three personal children and friends, long divorced trainers in 1990s Miami who, in purcouple Don and Ellie Griffin are suit of the American Dream, get once again forced to play the happy caught up in a criminal enterprise couple for the sake of their adopted that goes horribly wrong. Ed Harris, son’s wedding after his ultra conser- Tony Shalhoub, Rob Corddry, Rebel vative biological mother unexpect- Wilson and Bar Paly also star. The edly decides to fly halfway across film is based on magazine articles by the world to attend. With all of the Pete Collins, with a screenplay by wedding guests looking on, the Christopher Markus & Stephen Griffins are hilariously forced to McFeely and produced by Donald confront their past, present and DeLine, Michael Bay and Ian Bryce. future - and hopefully avoid killing

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this week in rock history 11 995555 Fats Domino’s “Ain’t That a Shame”, which Billboard erroneously lists for months as “Ain’t It a Shame”, is released on Commodore Records. It will rise to the top of the Billboard R&B chart and #10 on the Pop chart, becoming the first of 37 Top 40 hits The Fat Man will have over the next eight years.

the UK. By 1966, he would leave the music business to run a hotel called The Angel, in Petworth, West Sussex.

11 995599 Goldband Records releases “Puppy Love” by Dolly Parton, a song that was recorded two years earlier when she was just eleven years old. The record will flop and Dolly would have to wait until 1968 to make her 1199 5566 first Billboard chart appearance with Mitch Miller, music director of a Porter Wagoner duet called “The Columbia Records, engages in a spir- Last Thing On My Mind”. ited debate with Allan Freed over the 1199 6600 “potentially negative effects of Rock ‘n’ Roll on teenagers” on Eric Rock and Roll pioneer Eddie Cochran Sevareid’s news program on CBS-TV. was just 21 years old when he was Two psychiatrists also joined the dis- killed after the taxi in which he was cussion. riding blew a tire, then hit a lamp post. Cochran enjoyed hits with Buddy Holly’s first single “Blue Days, “Summertime Blues”, “C’mon Black Nights”, was released by Decca Everybody” and “Sittin’ in the Records. The up-tempo, Country fla- Balcony”. Gene Vincent, who recordvored tune proved to be a poor sell- ed “Be Bop A Lula” in 1956, and er. Cochran’s fiancée, Sharon Sheeley survived the crash. Their touring 11 995577 mate, Freddy Cannon, was supposed Buddy Knox, whose “Party Doll” was to be with them, but was running late a recent number one, is called up for and took another cab. six months of active duty with the US 11 996644 Army Reserve. Roulette Records rushed Knox to the studio to cut over The Rolling Stones’ first album was 20 songs to ensure his career does released. It sold over 200,000 copies not stall while he’s in uniform. It will and hit number one in the UK two anyway. weeks later and was the first nonBeatles album to reach the top in Elvis Presley’s “All Shook Up” starts over a year. an eight week stay at the top of the 11 9966 55 US record charts. Songwriter Otis Blackwell would later say that he The Beach Boys’ “Help Me Rhonda” is wrote the tune at the suggestion of released, featuring rhythm guitarist an associate who was shaking a bot- Al Jardine on lead vocal. The song tle of Pepsi. The song went on to be will become the group’s second the biggest single of 1957, selling over Billboard #1. 2 million copies. RCA and LearJet Corporation 1199 5588 announce the development of the A 13-year-old British teen named combination 8 track tape player and Laurie London had the best selling car radio that will become available song in the US with an up-tempo ver- in next Fall’s new cars. sion of the Gospel song “He’s Got The 1199 6666 Whole World In His Hands”. Although the record was a hit on both sides of Buffalo Springfield perform for the the Atlantic, none of London’s fol- first time, opening for The Byrds at a low-up releases cracked the US Top concert in San Bernardino, 100, nor made much of a splash in California. ENIGMA

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The Rolling Stones release 1199 7711 “Aftermath”, their first LP to feature Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World” all original material. hit the top of the US singles chart for a six week stay. It made #24 in the UK. “Wild Thing” by The Troggs is The record became the best selling released. Adults hate it, the UK music song of the year in the US, beating trade paper Record Retailer dubbed out Rod Stewart’s “Maggie May”. Hoyt it “A most curious record...” but by Axton, son of “Heartbreak Hotel” June, it will be number one in the US author, Mae Axton, wrote the song. and number two in the UK. The Doors’ “Love Her Madly” is released. It would become the band’s 11 9966 77 Nancy and Frank Sinatra had the #1 7th Billboard Top 40 single, reaching song on the Billboard Hot 100, The #11. Cashbox Best Sellers List and Britain’s New Musical Express record chart 11 9977 22 with “Something Stupid”. To this day, Roberta Flack’s “The First Time Ever I they are the only father and daughter Saw Your Face” became an unlikely team to have a US chart topping sin- number one hit after it was featured gle. (“Unforgettable” by Natalie Cole in the Clint Eastwood film Play Misty and Nat “King” Cole reached #14 in For Me. It had been originally 1991) released as an album cut three years earlier. After Eastwood included it in his film, Atlantic Records rush 1199 6688 The Rolling Stones record “Jumpin’ released it as a single. The song Jack Flash”, which will reach #1 in the reached #14 in the UK. UK and #3 in the US by next July. Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen entered the Billboard Top 40 1199 6699 The Monkees’ TV special, 33 1/3 for the first and only time with “Hot Revolutions per Monkee, aired on Rod Lincoln”, which will climb to #9. NBC. The plot featured Rock musi- The record is a re-worked version of cians Brian Auger and Julie Driscoll “Hot Rod Race”, a #29 hit for Tiny Hill as mad scientists looking for some- in 1951. thing to rot the minds of young people. The effort will prove to be The The Electric Light Orchestra played Monkees’ final performance as a its first live show, promoting their quartet until 1986, as Peter Tork quit debut album, “No Answer”. The conthe group at the end of the produc- cert didn’t get very good reviews and founding member Roy Wood split tion. several months later, leaving Jeff At Abbey Road Studios, John Lennon and Paul McCartney record “The Ballad of John and Yoko”, The Beatles’ single that didn’t include WHERE’S MY George and Ringo. Paul played bass, ENIGMA?! drums and piano with John on guitars. Elektra Records drops Detroit’s MC5 from their label after the band takes out an ad in a local paper that includes the company logo and reads “Fuck Hudsons.” The band was protesting the Michigan department store’s refusal to carry their albums. 11 9977 00 Paul McCartney releases his first solo album, officially ending his days with The Beatles, just as the group’s single “Let It Be” reached #1 in America. While performing at the White House at the invitation of President Richard Nixon, Johnny Cash is asked to perform “Okie From Muskogee”. Cash declined because it was not his song, but had been a hit for Merle Haggard. Instead, Cash sang his number one hit, “A Boy Named Sue”. It is not known if Nixon recorded the concert.

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11 9988 33 Lynne to write and produce most of the band’s material. Felix Pappalardi, bassist for the group Mountain, who had a hit in 11 9977 33 1970 with “Mississippi Queen”, was Pink Floyd receives a Gold Record shot and killed by his wife Gail for “The Dark Side of the Moon”, one Collins when they argued over his of Rock’s landmark albums. The LP long-standing affair with a younger remained on the charts for 741 weeks woman. She was convicted of crimifrom 1973 to 1988, longer than any nally negligent homicide and senother album in history and has sold tenced to four years in prison. Felix was 43. an estimated 45 million copies.

1199 9966 KISS appear in full make-up at the 38th Grammy Awards, where they announce a reunion tour. It will mark the first time all four members have appeared together in fifteen years.

22000055 John Fred Gourrier, who led John Fred And His Playboy Band to Billboard’s #1 spot in December 1967 with “Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)”, died after a long bout with kidney disease. He was 63.

11 9999 77 Bernard Edwards, bass guitarist for Chic, died of pneumonia in a Tokyo Hotel room while touring Japan. He 11 9977 44 11 998844 had also worked with Sister Sledge, The theme song from the TV show Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” LP marks Diana Ross, Johnny Mathis, Debbie Soul Train called TSOP (The Sound Of its 37th week at #1 in US, the longest Harry, Air Supply, Rod Stewart and many others. Philadelphia) topped the Billboard run in Rock history to that date. Hot 100. It made #22 in the UK. 1199 8866 1199 9999 1199 7766 Members of the First Church of the The Heavy Metal band Metallica filed Stevie Wonder signed a $13 million Nazarene in Ironton, Ohio, held a suit against Napster Inc, Yale deal with Motown, the largest music record burning after evangelist Jim University, the University of contract to that date. Wonder would Brown told them that the song “A Southern California and Indiana go on to have a half a dozen Top Ten Horse is a Horse”, the theme song University for copyright infringehits from several hot selling albums. from the US TV show Mr. Ed, con- ment. Yale and Indiana were tained satanic messages when played dropped from the suit after they 11 9977 77 backwards. blocked access to Napster on campus servers. While riding high on the success of 11 9988 77 his hit TV show Starsky and Hutch, David Soul reached Billboard’s top Carlton Barrett, drummer for Bob Skip Spence, an original member of spot with “Don’t Give Up On Us”. The Marley And The Wailers, was shot Jefferson Airplane and Moby Grape, record had already topped the UK and killed outside his home in died of lung cancer in a San chart the previous January. Kingston, Jamaica. Barrett’s widow, Francisco hospital at the age of 52. her lover and an accomplice were He had battled schizophrenia and 1199 7799 charged with murder two weeks alcoholism and had been on a ventilator for 11 days before his death. With only drummer John Hartman later. and guitarist Patrick Simmons left 22000011 over from the band that reached #1 in When her newest release reached 1975 with “Black Water”, The Doobie the top of the Billboard chart, Aretha Joey Ramone of the ‘70s punk band Brothers scored their second Franklin set a record for the artist The Ramones died of lymphatic canBillboard chart topper with “What A with the longest gap between US #1 cer at the age of 49 . His real name Fool Believes”. It made #31 in the UK. singles. It had been 19 years, 10 was Jeff Hyman. The record, sung by Michael months from “Respect” (June 1967) to McDonald, would win Grammy “I Knew You Were Waiting for Me” Awards in 1980 for both Song of the (With George Michael). Year and Record of the Year. A record store in Callaway, Florida is 11 9988 00 shut down and a part-time clerk is Blondie scores their second Billboard arrested for selling a copy of “2 Live number one hit with “Call Me”, a Is What We Are” by 2 Live Crew to a song featured in the Richard Gere 14 year old boy. Officials have movie American Gigolo. The track deemed the recording “obscene” because of its pornographic lyrics. was also a #1 in the UK.

22000077 Legendary crooner Don Ho, who entertained Hawaiian tourists for decades wearing raspberry-tinted sunglasses and singing his catchy signature tune “Tiny Bubbles”, died of heart failure. He was 76.

11 9988 11 John Phillips, the former leader of The Mamas And The Papas, is jailed in Los Angeles after pleading guilty to drug possession charges. His five year sentence will be suspended after thirty days in exchange for 250 hours worth of community service.

1199 8899 Roy Orbison had his final Top 10 single on the US chart with “You Got It”, four months after he passed away. The song was written by Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty and appeared on Orbison’s “Mystery Girl” album that was released posthumously.

1199 8822 Paul Simon And Art Garfunkel reunite for a European tour after the success of their New York Central Park concert the year before. Tensions between the pair cause them to split again before they can tour the US and by the time the album they were working on came out 18 months later, all traces of Garfunkel’s contributions had been electronically removed.

1199 9911 44-year-old Steve Marriott, who found success in The Small Faces and Humble Pie, died when a fire thought to have been caused by a cigarette swept through his 16th-century home in Arkesden, Essex. He and Peter Frampton were in the process of reforming and had written and recorded several new songs at the time of his death. Rod Stewart had been his replacement in the Small Faces. ENIGMA APRIL 18

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22001111 After 18 months of legal wrangling, Michael Jackson’s estate settled its dispute with the Heal the World Foundation. The deal came just as a trial was set to begin to decide ownership of lucrative trademarks. 220011 22 Dick Clark, who brought Rock ‘n’ Roll into the homes of millions of viewers on his daytime TV show American Bandstand from 1956 to 1988, suffered a fatal heart attack at the age of 82. Greg Ham, whose catchy flute solo is featured on Men At Work’s hit “Down Under” was found dead at his home in Melbourne, Australia. He was 58. Levon Helm, drummer for The Band who sang lead vocals on “The Weight”, “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” and “Up on Cripple Creek”, died of throat cancer at the age of 71.


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forthcoming single ‘Flick Of The Finger’ nearby at the Canine Club in Accrington, Lancashire, he grabbed his guitar and went along. When GGaall llaa gghhee rr invited him into his dressing room, RRee eeccee started playing the opening chords of ‘Wonderwall’ and GGaall llaa gghhee rr sang along. “My hands were freezing and shaking, but I know the chords well,” he told Metro. “I couldn’t believe it when he started singing the opening line. He sang the versus and I joined in the Gaa llll aagghh eerr choruses. It was amazing.” G then signed RReeeeccee ’’ss guitar and gave him his pair of aviator sunglasses as a memento.

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NEVER LIKED THE BEATLES

NEVER LOVED ELVIS JIM SELLS What do you do when everything new that you have listened to this week falls short? I mean, beside listen to a lot of Dave Edmunds, Nick Lowe, and Billy Bremner in all their various permutations. C’mon, if you do not have all those albums, what the Hell are you doing with your life? Sorry, got somewhat sidetracked there. Anyway, what you should do is dig out The Reverend Horton Heat’s “The Full Custom Gospel Sounds” and get down. It has been twenty years since this gem hit the shelves and it has not aged one damned bit. With Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers producing tunes and providing karmic weirdness, the lyrical shenanigans combined with a band ready to take on all comers to kick ass – names were irrelevant. “Wiggle Stick” hit me on the Mojo Nixon/Skid Roper level but, no matter how much they rocked, they could not play guitar like this. Breathless, yet tasteful guitar work combined with Taz on drums and Jimbo Heath’s choice work on stand-up

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bass to create a classic.

That is all you get, and it is all you need. Rock out.

With a musical nod to The Sweet’s “Ballroom Blitz”, “400 Bucks” landed a musical haymaker that had listeners reeling. A tale of romance gone wrong and money just gone, the malice that The Reverend Horton Heat brings to this song is palpable. That might be a bit creepy if it did not completely rock out. “The Devil’s Chasing Me” is insanely good, spooky sounds and great dynamics creating a song that begs to be in a better soundtrack than “Love and a .45”. “Living on the Edge (of Houston)” is a crazy ode to a crazy city, and a good one at that. “You Can’t Get Away from Me” is a stone rave-up, a rockabilly name dropper along the lines of The Charlie Daniels Band’s “Uneasy Rider”. “You can take a ride on Billy Idol’s Harley/Watch while Henry Rollins gets tattooed” is one of the finest lyrical couplets ever. “Beer: 30” follows up, boiling rock lyrics down to their essence: “Party! Get naked! Buy us beer!” and “Throw furniture! Gin and tonic! Get naked!”

“Big Little Baby” is next, Jimbo Heath showing what he can do again with an ode to loving big women that does not stop. “Lonesome Train Whistle” is more akin to what you might expect from rockabilly revivalists. “Bales of Cocaine” is a narcocorrido with a happy ending and a great sense of humor, more Jimbo Heath.

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1. THE EELS 2. DROPKICK MURPHYS 3. ROBYN HITCHCOCK 4. THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS 5. SERENA RYDER 6. DAWES 7. RICHARD THOMPSON

“Loaded Gun” wanders off into slower, darker territory with a tale of booze, love lost, and “a life of sin”. That is a rock song right there. Want to get drunk and jam? You can do it for a hundred years and never get anything as cool as “Nurture My Pig”, though you might get something as skewed as the closing track, “Gin and Tonic Blues”. Albums like this are made very rarely, but no one is quite sure how. There was really no reason that this made it as big as it did, except that it is untouchable. The ascent of this album and, subsequently, this band showed that occasionally the record-buying public would buy something nonformulaic. It might happen again, but I am not holding my breath. Either dig this one out or GO BUY IT if you do not have it (what is wrong with you?) and rock on, brothers and sisters. They do not make ‘em like this anymore.

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