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Lucy Stewart tries out the latest dating craze for Epigram Living A couple of weeks ago I downloaded Tinder for the first time, ready to embrace the craze taking over young adults in the country. Within five minutes I had deleted it, swearing to those around me that they should all be ashamed of themselves for having it because it was just too embarrassing.

And yet here I am, writing an article about it. Despite my determined detachment from all things Tinderrelated, it became impossible to escape the Tinder conversation.

My friends’ experiences range from using it merely as a joke to happily using it as a vessel to send nude pictures, with one self-named ‘lad’ even managing to convince a girl to come to his room a mere half hour after they matched each other. Even though I desperately want to scream at the girl to up her standards, a part

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of me has to admit I’m impressed.

In fact, a quick count up of my closest friends highlighted that there was only one person amongst us who didn’t have it for one reason or another – me.

And so I caved, spending one rather hilarious morning trawling through those nearest to me on Tinder, too scared to swipe right and admit to finding them attractive, yet also too panicked about my article deadline to swipe left. Worst of all, not only did I have to admit that Tinder had got the better of me and captured my complete attention, I also had to admit that I was enjoying it.

After ‘matching’ with a few people and having a couple of infinitely dull and completely predictable conversations it became apparent that Tinder isn’t exactly the definitive solution to finding love.

I hate to state the obvious, but there’s no getting around the fact that the app is essentially the most shallow way one can possibly find

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a potential partner; sure it’s funny simply can’t get a date any other way. and great (especially if you’re good- Tinder claims that their app is ‘like real looking and get hot matches, let’s life, but better’ and, while I wouldn’t be honest) but realistically, it is recommend anyone uses it to find degrading and reduces everyone to their perfect Valentine, I can certainly barely more than a picture. see the appeal. My track record of first Equally, Tinder isn’t exactly encounters with guys isn’t all that designed for people looking for love. brilliant after all; being boob-grabbed Certainly amongst the students I’ve as an introduction rather than a spoken to, Tinder seems more of simple ‘hello’, throwing up on a guy an ego boost, a competition of who the first time I met him and the classic can get the hottest matches and, example of being completely incapable worse, who can actually shag them. of remembering a guy’s name or face In fact, people’s eagerness to meet the morning after, all spring to mind. with their Tinder matches is slightly Despite my own reluctance, I have to worrying, especially with the age- admit that if Tinder manages to erase old argument that you never really any more embarrassing encounters know whether the person on the like this, as well as get me a date, then other end of the phone is who they maybe it’s not too bad after all.

Here’s hoping my boyfriend doesn’t claim to be.

I have to admit though, with 1 in read this.

5 relationships now starting online and Tinder’s record of 50 marriages since it started, it can’t be all bad.

In fact, it allows for online dating to be more acceptable amongst people our age, making it less for those who

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Love is in the air...from romantic strolls around Clifton Village, to loving (or, perhaps more aptly, lustful) waltzes in Lounge, happy couples everywhere are celebrating their own Match Made In Heaven.

This issue, we’re looking at the best matches in existence. From fresh romances on Tinder, to the greatest collaborations in the fashion industry, we’ve got enough to bring you some extra joy this Valentine’s Day. So, whether you’re head-over-heels in love, or have simply had enough this February, remember, e2 loves you. xx

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The Unconventional Guide to... Getting over a break-up It’s a cold, bleak and dismal day. The rain is dribbling down your window, and there is a cold draft sweeping through the room. A perfect pathetic fallacy.

You hear the final murmur of the last goodbye down the phone. The love of your life, the light of your world, your everything and only one, has said the words that you would never think ever to hear from his almost sacred mouth; ‘I don’t think we should do this any more’.

Suddenly every love cliché you have ever heard about heartbreak is coming true. Your world crumbles around you, you feel like your heart is breaking in your chest and like there’s no point in going on. At this point, your head may say seek some comfort in friends and family and take a couple of days at home to focus on yourself. Well how wrong you are.

In such a delicate and difficult situation as this, it is of the utmost importance to follow the typical way to get over a break up. Do not stray from the norm. Clearly stability is boring. There are some simple stages you need to follow to make sure he really knows how much you love him/how much he is going to miss you now that you are gone.

The intrinsically most important phase is the first stage.

Follow this to the letter. D.E.S.T.R.U.C.T.I.O.N. It has an almost one hundred percent success rate for winning your other half back, as they only broke up with you because they are so overwhelmed by how much they love you and how great you are.

Destruction 1

Destroy anything and everything that has even a vague reminder of him. My personal favorite, inspired by my cousin’s ex-girlfriend, was to use the his/hers picture pillows he gave her. Take them now. Then grab a knife and lighter. Now really channel all that energy and hatred into pillow destruction. It’s not mental or crazy, just a natural release of feelings.

Be sure to throw the rabid eye look at anyone that seems like they may approach you. They’ll back off in mere seconds.

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Once you’ve destroyed everything, get yourself the largest cheapest bottle of vodka. Gather your most unhinged friends and get prepared for a big night, it’s time to get obliterated. You should be barely able to see by the time you stumble past the bouncers.

Then, and this is the clincher, take yourself to the entrance of the club or at least the most populated corridor, preferably in Bunker. Then dramatically throw yourself down on the stairs at the entrance and let rip the wailing. I’m talking about the proper balling your eyes out sobbing. The more people that can see how miserable you are the better.

Once you’ve appropriated the perfect public sobbing/ wailing place, its time to raise the heat. Grab your flashy new iPhone, dial your ex and put the call on loud-speaker. Persistently redial until he picks up. Then crank up the wailing. Now not only does everyone in the club know how devastated you are, you’ve made it really clear to your ex. Perfect. And even if he hangs up, you can always drunk text.

Where there’s a will there’s a way!

The most important phase takes a real push of will and effort, the ‘Making Your Ex Jealous’ phase. It fully utilizes your developing social media skills. You need to rush Facebook and Twitter with photos of yourself draped over loads of guys. Like so many. Don’t underestimate how many you need. Aim to get a photo of you draped over or kissing the majority of his best friends. It’s a real winner. Make it clear that they all want to be your boyfriend, especially his friends, so therefore your ex must want you back. It’s just simple logic.

Forget everything anyone has ever told you about how to cope with break-ups. Using this method, you will literally nail it. You’ll nail it. Now go, young warrior of love, and I’ll see you on the steps of Bunker.

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Room 101: Posh Restaurants With Valentine’s Day looming around the corner, I would forgive you if the temptation arose to wine-anddine with that special loved one at a posh restaurant.

Whether you’re coupled up, enjoying the dating scene or in a long-term, loving relationship with food (maybe that one’s just me), I have a word of advice. If you are ever considering taking a trip to a fancy restaurant: stop, rethink your life and then absolutely, under any circumstances, DO NOT GO. Call me crazy but when I go out to a restaurant, I actually want to… y’know, eat some food. Wild, I know, but please stay with me guys. I don’t want a twenty course ‘tasting’ menu. I don’t want to order what I want to believe is a hearty pasta but what I know is one lonely ravioli. Even if you dodge the foie gras and the caviars of the menu and opt for a normal dish, you will not have managed to elude disappointment or hunger for that matter. Let me walk you through why I have come to hate posh restaurants so much.

I once ordered steak and chips - a classic, simple and hard to screw up dish, you would think. The waiter approached and the pure unadulterated ecstasy of knowing my food was coming washed over me. That is, until, he set the plate down. The steak was no bigger than the size of my fingernail and I considered calling Advertising Standards for the false advertisement of fries (plural) when the chip ridin’ solo catches my eye.

Worst of all? No Heinz ketchup in sight.

Along with a trip to a fancy restaurant comes a whole host of table manners that seem to have

evaded my upbringing. Firstly, the dress code.

Women wear nice dresses and the men have to wear suits. This goes against ALL my morals. Girls, where are your stretchy clothes? Your floaty tops to hide those food babies? The leggings with an elasticated waistband? Then you sit down to enjoy your meal and thousands of different sized knives, forks and spoons camouflage your table. I am not ashamed to admit that a) I do not have the slightest clue why this happens and b) I use the same pair throughout the whole meal. I don’t like change, okay. But, ah the end is here and the meal is over. You breathe a sigh of relief from your trousers that have now welded into your still quite empty stomach. However, the biggest pain is yet to come. The bill. You realise you have wasted a deposit for a large house on the depressing dinner and wonder if it has been mixed up with a small nation’s budget for the year.

Now, I can’t speak on behalf of all womankind but I for one will happily take a big old meteor Domino’s any day over ‘snail porridge’ (yep, that’s an actual thing). So, I urge you to stay in those onesies for maximum stretchiness and the glee of not having to get dressed, order your favourite takeaway and eat as much as is humanly and physically possible before nausea. At least those are my Valentine’s day plans. And remember to not waste your hard-earned cash (and by that I mean your student loan) on the formidable fancy dining experience. If you really want to treat that special girl in your life, you know what they say… diamonds are forever.

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NO SHAME

Kids, it’s ok on Valentine’s Day...

To buy and demolish a whole tub of Phish Food on 14th February… desperate times call for desperate measures and who better to hang out with than Ben and Jerry.

To send yourself a Valentine’s card. You don’t want mum thinking you will grow up to be the solitary ‘Subo’ of the neighbourhood with 37 cats and no social skills.

To wallow in your woes with the reassuring aid and comfort of Sex and the City. Samantha’s proclamations such as, ‘I’m done sleeping around. I just need a boyfriend who can bring me soup and deal with my diarrhea”? are always so very uplifting.

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To buy a box of Guylian chocolates for your other half and eat them all before they reach him/her.

To cook a Michelin star romantic meal for one and then upload a photo of the table laid for two to Instagram #boyfriend

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To wait till the last hour of the 14th before deciding whether to give your other half the small gift you have for them... not giving anything unless you know you’re getting something in return, duh...

Ridin’ Solo?

While there may be more fish in the sea, there is also a surplus of fishermen Singledom.

That most interesting of phenomenon that we all go through, or are going through. When a relationship breaks down, people always say ridiculous things like “she didn’t deserve you,” and “there’s plenty more fish in the sea.” What they forget to add is that she clearly felt you weren’t good enough for her, and that while there may be fish in the sea, there is also a surplus of fishermen, some of which have been fishing for ages, with the

latest rods, and a cavalier attitude to the fish which means the fish will never trust another fisherman again... Bastards.

We are not in the typical university break up period, and lots of people are off the market, and happy as Larry in their relationship cocoons, snuggling up after a hard days work in the library, maybe watching P.S. I Love You, while the rest, in a postexam frenzy, maul each other in pre-Valentine’s Day desperation. The harsh reality of single life at this time o f year i s

that it’s cold, dark and boring.

The real work has begun with exams done, dissertations happening, actual finals looming, and the job hunt for those of us leaving the Bristolian bubble that has kept us so carefree these last few years is scaring the life out of us. So yes, it would be nice to be in a relationship. To have one constant when it’s all change everywhere else, would be a comfort and frankly, coupley things are fun. Going out for dinner, going to the cinema, spooning (not the uncomfortable, post-onenight-stand snuggle to delay the feelings of guilt), and the plethora of other activities which seem to have been monopolised by couples, are good clean fun.

That infamous time of the year is approaching, the one we have all developed mixed sentiments about: Valentines Day. Take it or leave it, it’s a national holiday churning forth the wheel of mass consumerism. Convention tells us that those who have a loved one automatically adore the day but the spinsters amongst us fear it like the Black Plague. Is this really true though? I stumbled across this quote the other day by Thomas Merton ‘love is our destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with one another’.

Really? You’re going to pull at that thread – I feel like the meaning of life needs to be found solo. So then you can tell your man how to treat you – am I right ladies?

However, even when you have a lover it’s not all fine and dandy on the special day. I can recall Valentines Day last year when one of my friends got food poisoning and the other fractured her ankle after running around Harbourside together. One can’t help but wonder was she running away from her date? At my last Valentines Day, my flatmates and I decided to go to a single ladies’ dinner date. There we sat eating our fajitas and pata negra at our local Spanish joint, dressed to the nines, and surrounded by a vast array of different couples on dates. We

There are, however, numerous advantages of being single. While the year is stressful, you simply get to focus on your own stress without worrying on behalf of two people. Exams are a ball-ache, but the worry that your beau may fail to pass an exam, or finding time to see each other when all you really want to do is overdose on caffeine and library the hell out of your revision, seems to be a struggle.

This is certainly the time to be selfish about your time, and the power of love is all well and good but it won’t help you ace that final exam.

Not to mention the post-exam madness.

Who would want to miss out on that? The ability to run amok and make a fool out of yourself, the thrill of the chase

proceeded to tell horror s t o r i e s about past loves, how we’d been flung and our hopes for the future: very Disney. Throw in that free bottle of champagne, courtesy of some single gal sweet-talking, and we were loving life! For dessert, the organiser of the bash offered us all roses with picture collages to show that you don’t need no man as long as you have friends.

One of us couldn’t eat chocolate for some reason and so ceremoniously received a large, ripe banana: perhaps not any different to the programme on V day in a relationship? Too crude?

Woops.

This year rolls back around and some of us are still proud single pringles, and you hear them complain, but sometimes that’s just fine. To those who have significant others, remember the man may be the head but you ladies are the neck – turn that head to the fanciest, loveliest restaurant on the 14th! The general consensus may be that being a single pringle could be a little ‘shit’ on V day but I think that so long as you have your wolfpack, you gon’ be alright. I’ll end with a quote that is much more delightful than Merton’s pressurising mantra: ‘All you need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt’. Damn straight Schulz.

when you go out again and spy that someone you were flirting with in you revision breaks, well it’s delightful. The benefits of single life come flooding back, the freedom, the fun, the flirting. I overheard a girl in the library say that: “I’m not promiscuous, just single.’ Well go and be single with as many people as you like, my friend.

This can last for a full three weeks. At the end of the day, the single life can be hard work. It’s tiresome, and I can’t wait to find that special someone and both let ourselves go to the point where we could never attract anyone else again even if we wore clothes made of money.

When I started writing this, I felt that there was a definite balance to the ‘Single vs. Relationship’ question of lifestyle. There are certainly positives to being single, and a difference in the stages of university life (freshers, enjoy yourselves you cheeky little rugrats, but get checked out regularly).

Yet from a period of choosing singledom as a life choice, to it being a tiresome state waiting for a relationship to happen, there is a massive spectrum of what it’s like.

And I’m bored of it.

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10.02.2014

Driving Me Crazy

“Whilst cooped up inside a dirty Ford Fiesta for hours on end, one can’t help but reveal one’s deepest, darkest thoughts” Ginster’s pasties, the Daily Mail, and underage girls running around in tight jogging gear.

These are a few of the things that bring a bit of excitement to the lives of the driving instructor.

I’ve had encounters with several instructors in my life and each one left me feeling slightly disturbed afterwards. Whilst cooped up inside a dirty Ford Fiesta for hours on end, one can’t help but reveal one’s deepest, darkest thoughts. It turned out that Bob, my latest sensei, was anti-Islamic, anti-Gypsy, antiHungarian, highly sexualised and very, very pro-DVLA. Like a PTSD-

suffering veteran of a Dale Farm siege, he would see evidence of gypsies everywhere.

They were in his dreams, stealing his beloved catalytic converters whilst he looked after his children, and even dirtying the local Coop, where he was once branch manager.

But gypsies were the least of his problems.

We couldn’t drive past a corner shop without him uttering “Ooooh, it’s a Friday afternoon.

It’s probably shut because they’ve skipped off to the mosque to pray.”

His enemies haunted him. He was a paranoid wreck with nothing to comfort him but driving, corduroy trousers and the DVLA. The DVLA to him

was not the rigidly bureaucratic, drab government institution that we see it as.

It was an exclusive brotherhood of quirky individuals. Paul, my examiner, was not a chippy, jobsworth-like pedant in Bob’s eyes.

He was a “maverick”, ready to test his clients to their limits. The DVLA says examinees should only have to answer only one question about the car’s under-bonnet region.

Paul said no, made me do two and didn’t even blink an eye.

Sadly, Bob could only visit the DVLA clubhouse on test-days, but for the rest of the week he took solace in jogging girls. As soon as the sun peeped out from behind the cloud his eyes lit up.

As he munched on his

Ginster’s pasty, often leaving some crumbs on his stubble, his eyes would rove from one spritely fitness-enthusiast to another.

His whole manner would change on sunny days.

Where he was once moody, he became confident and care-free. How could you not if you were cruising around the block checking out the fly hunnies? But with confidence came a hunger for power, using his dual-controls to stop the car mid-manoeuvre so he could tell me how stupid I was when things went a little awry.

I will be forever indebted to Bob – he did open the gate to the open road for me after all. He taught me how to three-point turn, change gear in a “smoooooth” fashion and, most effectively, deterred me from ever wanting to be under the ward of a driving instructor again.

Single and not so ready to mingle

Emma Toogood’s guide to surviving singledom, smug couples and sad clichés on Valentine’s Day

“A lot of girls will head out in predictable crop top - hot pants combo, but no not you!”

Another bit of advice is not to get too drunk.

Normally, a messy drunk is excusable if Lounge is involved. However, a messy drunk on Valentine’s is just a bit sad. No one wants to be that person who is found sobbing incomprehensibly in the toilets just because Beyoncé’s ‘Single Ladies’ came on. Let’s be honest, no one will ‘put a ring on it’ if you behave like that.

On the actual day itself, I suggest displaying your Valentine’s card from your parents with pride and even buying chocolates for yourself. Chocolate is chocolate and tastes just as good, if not better, tinged with selfpity.

My final bit of advice is about the selfrighteousness of some (not all) couples. This Valentine’s Day, I was asked if I wanted to join my two flatmates and their respective girlfriends for Valentine’s dinner in my own flat, I said, “I’d rather shoot myself.”

He responded, “good, because it would have been awkward”.

Charming. Despite the fact that I had just been effectively turfed onto the streets for the loneliest night of the year, the right response of mine would have been to accept with enthusiasm. An awkward evening third-

People will expect you to either be sitting at home, miserable, watching rom-coms or out clubbing in last-minute desperation. So I say, go out, but have fun and try to avoid looking desperate. Have a girls’ night. Maybe don’t even talk to boys at all. This may risk you looking like the stereotypical group of girls pretending they don’t care about being single, but make sure you take this concept of shunning boys for the night to the next level and wear burka-esque clothing. A lot of girls will head out in predictable crop top-hot pants combo, but no not you! Going out with your modesty intact might mean you won’t find a boyfriend ‘just for the night’, but you

wheeling will teach the said couple never to invite you to anything again out of pity. To be honest, you need to show them there is nothing to pity, because there isn’t. Being single on Valentine’s means you are free of all pressure to adhere to silly conventions and of all responsibility. So, celebrate that, but tread carefully.

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definitely won’t reek of desperation. Weigh up your priorities.

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I haven’t been in a relationship for Valentine’s Day since I was 14. I got a card and an awkward text; he wasn’t exactly Casanova. Since then I’ve been celebrating the day on my own: cue sympathetic ‘aww’. So, some could say that this makes me almost an expert in managing Valentine’s Day as a singleton. Here are a couple tips from the top about how to make it through the day, how to deal with the smug couples and most importantly, how to avoid looking like a sad cliché:

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culture to be explored away from the beaches and bars.

One place whose dark history could not be further away from the merriment of Haad Rin beach is Kanchanaburi. This town near the Burmese border was occupied during WWII by the Japanese, who forced Asian labourers and allied prisoners of war to construct

Olivia Lace-Evans

Many of us who visit Thailand’s sunny shores only ever experience one side of it: the party culture. From Bangkok’s hedonistic nightlife to Phuket’s dance scene, there are hundreds of possible destinations for a good night out.

However, the one event that never fails to draw in the Western tourists is the Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan. Every month, thousands of drunken revellers descend on the legendary beach, armed with glowing paint and colourful buckets of booze. They drink, they dance, they try not to get burned by the flaming skipping rope, and - for those who can remember the events of the night before - it is a truly memorable experience.

There is, of course, a darker side to the Full Moon Party, as can be expected of an event involving pitcher upon pitcher of alcohol, thousands of total strangers, deep water and many other dangers. Despite these unfortunate but relatively rare incidents, the Full Moon Party is an undoubtedly unique experience and a lot of fun for innocent ‘gap yah-ers’ and hardened partygoers alike.

However, it is essential to remember that it’s not the only side of Thailand. There is a rich and fascinating

what is now known as the ‘Death Railway’. Thousands of men died as a result of barbaric treatment and unimaginable conditions.

Today, it is possible to visit Hellfire Pass, a railway cutting further up the line, so called because the sight of the emaciated prisoners working by torchlight was

said to look like a scene from Hell. I visited on a sweltering April afternoon, not knowing what to expect.

I had been to the fascinating but harrowing museum in Kanchanaburi the day before, but standing in the exact spot where so many men worked and died, it was hard to imagine the horrifying scenes that had taken place years before. The place felt oddly calm, but with an overwhelming sense of loneliness. Although it is an emotional site to visit I am so glad that I did, and I would encourage anyone to do the same.

As I’ve said before, I’m not dismissing the phenomenon that is the Full Moon Party, nor am I saying that tourists should feel guilty for letting their hair down at some of the best parties they will ever experience. Without its party scene, Thailand would not be the hugely popular holiday destination it is today. However, I do believe that Thailand’s culture is so much more than just getting drunk on a beach. There is a time and a place for it, of course, but there should be a healthy balance. In fact, it is precisely this combination of a fascinating history and culture, in addition to its unrivalled party lifestyle, that makes Thailand the unique gem it is.

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Inspire Thoreau? Naturally...

‘I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.’

These are the unforgettable words of abolitionist, naturalist and writer Henry David Thoreau. Thoreau, not actually a travel writer, was a political activist and corner stone of the American transcendentalist movement. He stood for the faction pioneered by his mentor Ralph Emerson, protesting against the general state of the organised religion and dogmatic intellectualism of Harvard University; as transcendentalists believed that self reliance and connection with nature were key to a good life.

Thoreau was not a travel writer, but it is almost impossible upon reading his words not to be filled with some grand romantic vision of adventurous exploration - or at least a sense of mild disappointment as you look round at

empty pot noodles littering the carpet.

Upon the realisation that you may well have the sort of life that Thoreau is guarding himself against (shallow,

Once the reverie has faded, it’s clear that frankly you’d be stupid not to just play it by ear, stay at home and enjoying the blissful mindlessness of

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For centuries there has been an inextricable link between the natural world and literature.

Freddie Monk explores how a pond gave birth to the greatest ‘travel’ writer of our time.

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Pour Kwai? Visiting another side of Thailand

inconsiderate, self absorbed) one must usually fight off the temptation to assert to anyone around you that you’re going to be ‘living off the land’ in eastern Europe this summer, a nasty prospect once properly considered.

‘World’s Strongest Man’ like everyone else.

This being said, for a brief moment the great man’s words have caused you to think of something more. Thoreau’s work has been inspiring people to

travel for over a hundred and fifty years. His writing, anything from homilies on beauty to philosophical explorations of naturalism, speaks to anyone with an appreciation for the natural world. One of the most recent and well known examples is Christopher McCandless, subject of the tragic non-fiction book and subsequent film, ‘Into the Wild.’

Where then did Thoreau’s infectious appreciation for nature stem from; what idyllic environment could inspire the entire lifestyle of such an erudite and sophisticated man? The answer is Walden Pond, a small, unassuming water feature surrounded by coniferous woodland near the town of Concord, Massachusetts. Thoreau’s ‘wilderness’ was a scruffy piece of land barely a few miles from civilisation, yet it inspired him to write a book that acted as a catalyst for generations of adventure.

As Robert Frost once wrote, ‘in one book...he surpasses everything we have had in America’. If there’s one thing Thoreau’s life can teach us it’s that nature inspires, no matter how grand or exotic; so the next time you feel guilty about having re-watched the entire Breaking bad box set in one sitting (and cast interviews obviously) go for a walk in the woods before booking your tickets to Romania.

10.02.2014

Istanbul : What a pro-Bosphorus-ly good idea!

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Legend tells of a Turkish emperor who once had a daughter he loved very much. One day a fortune-teller informed him that his daughter would die at the age of eighteen from a venomous snake attack.

The emperor, furious, thought of a solution: he decided to have the Maiden’s Tower built in the middle of the Bosphorus to prevent any evil reaching his daughter.

On her eighteenth birthday, as a celebration, her father brought a fruit basket full of her favourite fruits, only for a snake to come out of it and bite the princess. She died in the arms of her helpless father. Now, the Maiden’s Tower is one of the biggest attractions in Istanbul and is visited by thousands every year.

The largest city in Turkey, Istanbul is essentially the country’s heart in terms of

culture and history. Home to the Topkapi Palace and one of the oldest covered markets, the Grand Bazaar, Istanbul manages to bring together many different backgrounds into one unique destination. The owners of mansions enjoy the impeccable views of the Bosphorus from one side, while on the other side, they are watched by the street children of Istanbul.

The Süleymaniye Mosque,

commissioned by Sultan Süleyman I, also known as Süleyman the Magnificent, is another site visited by many tourists every year. It is an example of the incredible architectural skill of Mimar Sinan, the chief Ottoman architect in his time. Once in the mosque, the magic of the design, the history and detail would overwhelm any visitor. Behind the mosque is a graveyard that is home to the tombs of Süleyman the

Magnificent, his wife Roxelana (Hürrem Sultan) and his daughter Mihrimah. Just outside the mosque lies the tomb of the architect Sinan - unfortunately not open to the public. The mosque brings together the culture, religion and history of the country, and creates a breath-taking combination.

The mosque welcomes the Turks for their prayer rituals, whether it’s the rich, the poor, or the homeless, creating a place of unity and belief.

This busy city is not only home to Turkish people, but has a mix of cultures and backgrounds, including Armenian, Jewish and Greek minorities. Not only is there a blend of people and backgrounds, but also the different traditions of the Middle East and the Western worlds. Whether it is the luxurious boutiques and fashion houses in Nisantasi, or the family businesses established years ago in the Spice Bazaar, Istanbul blends traditions and cultures effortlessly.

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Take a break in Berlin Berlin currently ranks as one of the most ‘in’ cities in the world. The city is a wonder for any young traveller, with everything from grungy warehouse parties and ethnic roadside snacks, to some of the world’s most famous museums and galleries to tempt you. Equally, as you wander through the city you will be struck by the eclectic combinations of old and new architecture, a gesture towards Berlin’s rich and tumultuous history. With its contagious energy, it’s hardly surprising that the city won the title of the ‘Most Youthful City of 2014’. The city effortlessly blends the old and the new, the traditional and the modern, and it is undoubtedly one of the most interesting places to visit in Europe.

Many parts of Berlin were destroyed during World War II and as a result, few of its historical buildings were left intact. Among those that did survive, many were destroyed in the 1950s and 1960s in order to build new suburban districts. The Berlin Wall later divided the city until 1989, of which the East Side Gallery is the largest remaining evidence of this division. However, the fall of the wall merged the contrasting architecture of two opposing ideologies into the same city, a combination that is still evident today. On the one hand, Berlin boasts world famous historical buildings such as the Reichstag, home of the German parliament. Yet on the other, the Eastern part of the city is home to the modern and iconic Plattenbaus, large grey blocks of flats made of prefabricated concrete slabs. More recently, architecture has given way to extremely futuristic developments, fusing together all these different styles of architecture into one city.

For any ‘first-time’ visitor, this clash can seem somewhat harsh or brutal. Would London have allowed such developments? However, this is the very thing that makes the city so unique. If you feel like you want to get away from Berlin’s architectural fusion, the city offers numerous places to take a break. From quaint little cafés dotted around to iconic parks such as the Tiergarten, there is something for everyone. Whatever you make of Berlin, it’s certain that the inextricable mixture of past and present makes it one of the most unique cities in the world.

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Essays are in, exams are over, and MBargo’s was one-in-oneout on a Thursday! It can only mean one thing: another term at Bristol has begun.

As the new term gets underway, we’re probably all feeling a little tired, and with the taste of Red Bull still in your mouth from all those late nights revising in the library, or…ahem... one Jagerbomb too many in celebration, maybe you fancy an energy drink with a twist?

To find such a beverage, Polly Johnson went deep into the Amazon basin and discovered that a glass of what looks like thick brown sludge, is actually the surprisingly tasty and energizing Batida de Guaraná Amazonense. *Disclaimer: The availability of all ingredients at Whiteladies Sainsbury’s is unlikely, given that some are native only to the Amazon rainforest. If in doubt, throw in something vaguely similar.

Or dissimilar, it doesn’t really matter. This beverage is a fairly random concoction as it is.*

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1) A handful of fruit from the guaraná climbing plant. With more than twice the concentration of caffeine than coffee beans, this strange looking fruit has been used as a stimulant by Amazonian tribes for hundreds of years.

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Imagine Big Ben crossed with the Empire State Building, add an enormous gold crescent to the roof and you’re close to understanding the Abraj-al-Bait. This enormous hotel, the second tallest skyscraper on earth, would be impressive in any setting.

Building it in Mecca makes the medieval quarter of the city cower in its wake like a naughty puppy. To build the hotel, families who had lived in the same houses for centuries were shifted to slums in the desert.

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6) A dollop of honey, as if it wasn’t sounding gloopy enough!

7) Finish off with toppings of your choosing: dark chocolate sprinkles, granola, or a shot of coffee for the extremist. Pop a straw in - better make it a wide one, if there is any hope of it being drinkable.

And there you have it, a taste of the rainforest – not so much refreshing as filling – but if you can manage even half a glass, you’ll be set up for nutrients for the day, perhaps even the week!

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A London-based charity boss laments that the Abraj-al-Bait, and other gigantic building projects in Mecca, risk ‘finishing’ the city.

The Saudi government doesn’t seem to mind: it contributed much of the $15 billion needed to build the complex.

Although religious pilgrimage, and making money off pilgrims, has been part of the human experience for millennia, it is only recently that cash has begun to dominate its conduct to this extent. Chaucerian frauds have hawked pig bones as holy relics forever. But now a single foot of real estate near the Grand Mosque in Mecca sells for $18,000. Mecca is not the only religious site to be lassoed into business. Via Dolorosa, the street in Jerusalem which Christ carried the cross down, is lined with shabby tourist shops and Internet cafes, for example.

Why this sudden gallop towards commercialism in places that have remained unchanged for centuries? The answer might well lie in the huge growth in ‘regular’ tourism alongside religious pilgrimages. Modern travel is now such a comfortable experience that the idea of slumming it – away from a decent bed or access to Facebook – is anathema to many, even the faithful. How else can you explain the splurge of seven-starred hotels in Mecca or the mass of Internet cafes in Jerusalem? If there wasn’t a demand for such amenities, they would surely not exist.

To this extent, perhaps, the enterprising spirit seen in Mecca or Jerusalem is simply a mark of our modern society. But there is a risk that secular visitors unnecessarily devalue the religious experience of others still further. In the Hindu holy city of Varanasi, locals balk at the gangs of European hippies snapping shots of the funeral pyres built to cremate their loved ones. It is easy to lumber around an ancient city and forget that for many people the place is important on a religious level, and not simply a tool to be exploited for Instagram.

This kind of amnesia is even more insidious when it comes from governments themselves. An Ottoman fortress was just one of the many historic buildings to be razed during the Abraj-al-Bait’s construction, probably because it echoed a time when the Saudis themselves were not the absolute guardians of Islam’s holiest places. In other words, religious history is being cynically bulldozed for the sake of political expediency. The same is true in Israel, where Palestinian Muslims, collectively considered a security risk by the Israeli state, are banned from certain Islamic sites.

Of course, there is little the average traveller can do about actions like this. But pilgrims on the Hajj this year could do worse than considering the political and social implications of staying in a building like the Abrat-al-Bait, even if it is too late to do anything for old Mecca’s architectural future.

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Plunkett’s costumes are not only historically accurate and visually impressive; they also play a great role in character development. For the first part of the film, Plunkett dresses Vivien Leigh in cotton, tulle and light organdie, her frothy dresses reflecting her character’s easy, superficial life and naivety. As the film

Promotional tours in the years after the film’s release led to many of the costumes

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a year travelling in the south and visiting museums in Savannah, Charleston and Scarlet’s adopted hometown, Atlanta, to gather fabric samples and do research. He also visited Paris to study hoops and bustles of the period. The fabric for the actual costumes was then made by a Philadelphia textile mill that still used patterns from 1840s swatch books.

With such hard work, it’s unsurprising how authentic the finished results look.

falling into disrepair, and restoration work on two of the gowns, the iconic ‘curtain dress’ and Scarlet’s exquisite burgundy ball gown, commenced in 2010. Following a short stint at the V&A’s ‘Hollywood Costume’ Exhibition last year, the costumes will now go on display at the University of Texas’ Ransom Centre, where they will be able to be viewed in all their original glory. While student budgets might not quite stretch to cover a flight to Texas, if you are ever in the area then they’re worth a viewing. In the meantime, you can always just sit back and (re)watch Gone with the Wind one more time.

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Colour was a relatively new process in filming during the 1930s and Plunkett took full advantage of this, creating lavish costumes in every colour of the rainbow that really popped on screen. Whilst the most memorable of these costumes belong, without doubt, to the film’s southern belle, Scarlett O’Hara, all in all Plunkett designed and created more than 5000 costumes. These were not just for the principal cast of over fifty, but for all the extras too - an astonishing feat.

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goes on, however, and Scarlet becomes hardened by war, she dresses in far plainer outfits, before her appearance in what is perhaps the film’s most iconic outfit: the green velvet ‘curtain dress’. This costume is supposed to make Rhett Butler, her onoff love interest, believe that she is just as privileged as she was before the war, and can afford expensive clothing. In fact, she is wearing an outfit fashioned from drapes working the look long before the Von Trapp children ever did. Following her marriages and business success in the second half of the film, Scarlett wears silk, lace and velvet, in varying vibrant jewel tones, to reflect her luxurious lifestyle and new-found affluence.

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Walter Plunkett is a name you might not be familiar with, but this Hollywood costume designer is one of the greats.

This year marks the 75th anniversary of the sweeping civil war epic, Gone with the Wind, a film so visually stunning that it remains in the memory long after a first viewing. Much of this is due to Mr. Plunkett and his sensational designs.

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FUZE: The Interview Charlotte Parkes speaks to Fuze: Coming up in February is FUZE, England’s largest student-run fashion, dance and music show, of which 100% of profits are donated to AntiSlavery International. I caught up with Fashion Directors: Livi Petter, Mary Fisayo and Maisie Waters, and Managing Director, Ruth Fussell to hear more about about it.

Ruth, can you tell me what we can expect from this year’s show?

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Ruth: The show is going to be jam packed with more live music and dance than previous years, which will be integrated into the runway walks, producing something truly spectacular. The show will also be more interactive, hosting an arcade of fashion boutiques plus a VIP area which will be a show in itself. It will have some amazing décor plus activities and goodies. I can’t wait to see it all come together!

What’s it like managing FUZE? Ruth: I have performed in FUZE before and I’ve seen firsthand what an incredible and high calibre event it is. While managing something as large as this is pretty stressful at times, FUZE is really fun and extremely rewarding. The committee and cast is huge so it is a great way to meet new people and build relationships.

I’ve really enjoyed thinking up inventive ways for us to stage the catwalks in order to bring out the clothes and capture the audience’s imagination. We’re really excited about some new looks, particularly John

Anthony, a high-end menswear boutique stocking brands such as Tiger of Sweden and Vivienne Westwood.

What’s it like working as a Fashion Director and what’s the best part?

Maisie: As fashion director, I work with my team to find brands to agree to lend us clothes for the show. Then for each brand, we have to source accessories to compliment the looks. It’s hard work but we’ve found some amazing designers such as Puckoo Couture. The best part of being a fashion director for FUZE is doing the styling.

Styling for the Serge DeNimes walk is always great fun, as we have a lot of creative freedom to ensure we create an urban creative look that tailors to the brands’ ethos.

Livi: For me, assisting on the John Anthony shoot at Royal Fort Gardens is a definite highlight so far.

The sunlight provided the perfect lighting for our photographer Lara Arnott and the architecture was a stunning backdrop. Some of the boys from the John Anthony store came down to style the shoot and made the male models look so dapper!

How would you describe your styles?

Mary: I love clothing that embodies the sophisticated and confident lady, yet has a nice dash of sexuality.

This draws me to designers such as Felder Felder, Paul Smith and Balmain. This has definitely influenced my input into the show, and hopefully the audience will see some of aspects of this.

Ruth, in 10 words could you explain why people should come to see FUZE? Ruth: Never underestimate passionate (crazy!) FUZE team

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I’m certainly looking forward to seeing the show come together on the night. With its high profile designers and vast array of talent and creativity, FUZE is a must see event of 2014.

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LGBT Rights: An International Special

On 19th January Pavel Lebedev was arrested for unfurling a rainbow flag during the Olympic torch relay.

As the Winter Olympics start on 7th February, Epigram looks a the state of LBGT rights around the world

ISRAEL Louis Patterson

The population of Israel is as diverse as that of any place in the world. From the strictly religious to the light-hearted secular, there is a broad spectrum of views and attitudes to every facet of life. A topic that collects vastly dissimilar opinions is that of sexuality, and the emergence of the LGBT movement has led to it being a key issue in Israel’s demography. Secular culture in Israel embraces the LGBT Movement. Tel Aviv, Israel’s premier city, is regarded as the ‘gay capital’ of the Middle East, and is renowned for its annual Gay Pride Parade, which I was fortunate enough to attend last year. It really is something special, with thousands flocking from across the world to participate. It winds its way through Tel Aviv’s streets, ending up in an enormous beach party. Watching it and experiencing the way in which it is savoured by many of the Israeli public gives the sense of a country in favour of a Gay Rights movement.One could be forgiven for believing that Israel is an oasis for Gay Rights in the Middle East, yet there are other members of Israel’s society who could not be less in touch with it. Ultra Orthodox communities are vehemently against any notion of Gay Rights, let alone gay marriage. They still hold the idea that being gay is something that is simply a matter of choice, and many communities will try and dissuade their children from being gay, going as far as to shun them from a community in some cases. The Orthodox church have many challenges with modernism that arguably need to be addressed before issues such as Gay Rights can even be comprehended. Israel’ s internal problems and differences of opinion are well documented. Whilst it is ahead of any other Middle Eastern country in regards to its stance on Gay Rights, it is still some way off Western standards of tolerance and acceptance. LGBT is a movement that will hopefully continue to thrive, but it is clear that there are still obstacles in the way preventing it from fully flourishing.

NIGERIA Adam Becket

LGBT rights are in freefall across Africa, with countries such as Malawi, Cameroon, Ghana and Uganda bringing in new anti-gay laws as a wave of homophobia sweeps the continent. Yet it is Nigeria that is possibly the most in the spotlight, as President Goodluck Jonathan swore in new draconian anti-homosexuality laws on the 7th January 2014. The law bans same-sex marriage, public displays of homosexuality and gay groups, essentially outlawing homosexuality completely. The punishment for these ‘crimes’ is a possible 14 year or 10 year sentence, vilification by society, and possibly death in some provinces. Shortly after the law was passed, news broke that scores of men had been arrested across Northern Nigeria, simply because of their sexual orientation. It is feared that the new law will just exacerbate homophobic tendencies in Nigeria, and creates the risk of vigilante justice resulting in the lynching or stoning of homosexuals; it is alleged that after a raid in a gay club in the northern city of Bauchi, that suspects were tortured to provide lists of ‘wanted’ gays.

Mubarak Ibrahim was found guilty of homosexuality under sharia law and whipped 20 times; only just escaping stoning.

The UN human rights chief has criticised these laws as a flagrant breach of every single Nigerian’s human rights: they should be able to be whoever they want to be, regardless of the country’s conservative nature. The UK’s High Commissioner for human rights, Navi Pillay, said “Rarely have I seen a piece of legislation that in so few paragraphs directly violates so many basic, universal human rights.” Every single Nigerian is suffering as a consequence of these laws, whether they are homosexual or not, as their essential liberties and freedoms are eroded.

Jonathan justifies these laws with the statistic that more than 90% of Nigerians oppose homosexuality and same sex marriage. Another statistic suggests that only 1% of Nigerians would actually support gay marriage. And herein lies the problem: one could argue that the president is merely following in the will of the people. However, this is essentially a tyranny of the majority, a government governs and helps all people, whether they are part of the majority or not. In passing these laws, the Nigerian parliament and the Nigerian President have betrayed their people in not caring for them all. A sizeable LGBT minority that lives in Nigeria are seriously threatened from all sides as homophobia is effectively made acceptable, and almost the norm. When newspapers, television presenters, policemen and even politicians are all anti-gay, one must feel that the mood is ominous for the homosexual population of this wealthy African country. The liberal world must do all it can to help countries across Africa to move forward from breaching human rights, and allow their citizens to be who they are.

CHILE David Pittam

Mention of South America and many people think of colour, cheerfulness and fiesta. The continent is undoubtedly one of the more liberal, and recent success stories for the LGBT+ community in countries such as Uruguay, which was named The Economist’s ‘country of the year’ for its legalisation of gay marriage, amongst other things, suggest that it is a relatively safe environment for gay people. However, one country provides an interesting exception.

Chile, often considered the most ‘stable’ of all Latin American societies, was until recently amongst the most intolerant towards homosexuality. However, in recent years tentative change has begun to take place and the fact that even this conservative country can progress reaffirms the claim ‘it gets better’.

On the 2nd of March, 2012, a hate crime against a young Chilean man was committed which shook this country to its core, forcing it to face the harsh realities of life for gay citizens. Daniel Zamudio was attacked in Santiago, Chile’s capital, by a gang of neo-Nazis for his sexual orientation. What shocked the public about this case was not, unfortunately, the murder itself but the brutality of it. Daniel had swastikas carved into his body with broken glass, cigarettes burnt into his skin, and was even urinated on. He died in hospital 25 days later, but by this point the country was up in arms and demanding ‘justicía’. The government, reacting to public pressure, rushed through legislation which had been waiting for 8 years which made discrimination on grounds of sexuality illegal and the debate began to turn.

Gay rights in Chile have traditionally been somewhat behind the trend. Homosexuality was decriminalised in Argentina and Brazil as early as the 19th Century, whereas decriminalisation in Chile only just made it into the 20th Century, as late as 1999. Today, whilst gay marriage is being legalised across South America it is only just beginning to take root in Chile. El Movilh is currently suing the Chilean state for its lack of recognition for gay marriage, a term the Catholic press scornfully puts in quotation marks, on behalf of various couples, and the age of consent is still higher than for heterosexuals. It was a topic of the recent presidential elections.

During a debate on the matter, the now president elect Michelle Bachelet showed her support by saying ‘everyone deserves respect’. Despite refusing to allow it during her previous presidency, only 4 years ago, she now says that her views have ‘evolved’, evoking the words of a fellow American politician.This is indicative of the shift in attitudes of Chilean society, which in a recent survey by the PEW foundation, was found to be the second most accepting country in South America after Argentina.

Around the world gay people are gaining more and more equality, and Chile is no exception. But it would not do well to think the fight over. Continued, violent attacks on gay people and the homophobia prevalent in society are signs of just how far there is still to go.

UNITED KINGDOM Lizzie Bower

Earlier this month UKIP councillor David Silvester made headlines with his comment on a local radio station that recent floods in the UK were the result of God’s wrath at the passing of the same sex marriage bill. Whilst the general response to this outburst has been one of bewilderment, with journalists labelling his outburst as ‘bizarre’, it is nonetheless disturbing that this comment was made by an elected official at all. Unsurprisingly, Mr Silvester was suspended from the UKIP Party following his remarks, on the grounds that his beliefs did not reflect those of the Party. Is it also unsurprising that political opponents used this incident a means to undermine UKIP. Conservative District Councillor for Henley, William Hall, told The Independent that he hoped UKIP supporters would realise that this was evidence that the party was ‘a seriously unpleasant organisation’ underneath the ‘varnish’.

Although Silvester’s comments were generally met with derision this is not an isolated incident in British politics. During a memorable edition of Question Time in 2009, BNP leader Nick Griffin admitted he found two men kissing in public ‘creepy’. Similarly Griffin’s television appearance severely damaged the Party’s reputation, with membership dropping by 68% between 2009 and 2012.

As both UKIP and the BNP are generally regarded as minority parties, it is safe to assume that views expressed by their members are not representative of British opinion. Sadly, evidence of homophobia is not only found lurking in eccentric political parties. In a study carried out in 2012 by the organisation Stonewall, it was found that 55% of lesbian, gay and bisexual young people had experienced homophobic bullying at school. The School Report also found that one in five gay, lesbian or bisexual teenagers had contemplated or attempted suicide as the result of treatment by their peers.

Although one might expect homophobia to be more prevalent among the older, more conservative generations, these statistics reveal a surprising trend of intolerance among the young. Although we are not faced with the issue of teen suicide to the same extent as America, where in recent years there has been a series of deaths related to homophobic bullying, there are still instances of homophobic violence and low-level homophobia in the UK. From incidents such as the tragic story of 18 yearold Steven Simpson who died when he was set alight on his birthday in June 2012, to the debate surrounding the pejorative use of the word ‘gay’ in everyday language it appears that there are some groups where this behaviour, fuelled by extreme religious beliefs or otherwise, is still deemed acceptable.

On an international scale, the UK is relatively forward-thinking in terms of advancing LGBT equality. In many parts of the world, in particular Asian and African countries, it is still illegal to engage in homosexual activity. This, as well as the furore surrounding Russia’s hosting of the Winter Olympics puts into perspective how liberal the UK appears in comparison. The existence of organisations such as Stonewall, set up in the 1980s to fight for equality for LGBT people in all areas of life reflects how far attitudes have progressed since the Sexual Offences Act of 1967. Silvester’s outburst and continuing occurrences of homophobic bullying in the UK remind us that whilst we may be advancing in terms of social and legal rights for the LGBT population, much more needs to be done to address attitudes in society and it could some time before the LGBT community are truly ‘equal’ citizens in every sense of the word.

RUSSIA James Macrae

Due to begin next week, the Sochi Winter Olympics in Russia have already drawn criticism for a range of issues. However, it is Russia’s increasingly aggressive attitude towards its LGBT citizens which has possibly attracted the most condemnation from Western nations, following the international attention generated by the Games. Such controversy was sparked by a now infamous anti-propaganda act signed into law in June 2013, imposing fines of over £100 on citizens who promoted “homosexual propaganda”. The vagueness of the act’s wording has allowed Russian authorities to crack down on any form of political protest which calls for gay rights, effectively silencing the LGBT minority.

Despite this, however, President Vladimir Putin has repeatedly denied that the government discriminates against its gay citizens, although he is not fooling anyone here.

For one thing, the government seems determined to act as if the problems facing Russian gay citizens simply don’t exist. Putin himself claims that LGBT people face no professional or social discrimination. In addition, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev has claimed that he has not heard a single complaint from any representatives of “Russia’s sexual minorities”.

These revelations come despite the fact that at least three gay rights activists have been successfully charged and forced to pay fines under the new legislation, and numerous protests and demonstrations have been broken up and suppressed by Russian authorities.

It would appear then that Putin and his government are simply trying to sweep news of Russian homophobia under the carpet while under the media spotlight shone by the Winter Olympics.

However, there are numerous cracks in Putin’s supposedly welcoming facade. The most recent and noteworthy of these may be the statement by Anatoly Pakhomov, mayor of Sochi. He stated just this week that there were no gay people at all in Sochi. But perhaps the most tell-tale line from the BBC interview was Pakhomov’s insistence that hospitality would be extended to all who “respect the laws of the Russian Federation and [do not] impose their habits... on others”.

This statement perhaps reflects Russia’s attitude towards LGBT people most succinctly. For now, at least, gay people are “allowed” to live out their lives, but only covertly. In repeatedly claiming that LGBT people are tolerated in Russian society but also suppressing those who campaign for gay rights and freedoms, Putin gives a clear message: when LGBT people step into the public domain through protests or “propaganda”, they violate Russia’s “tolerant” attitude which would see them perpetually locked away in secret. Since Russia repeatedly quashes gay rights protests, and simply refuses to engage with the existence of homophobia in the country, it seems highly unlikely that the Sochi Games will do anything to steer Russia away from its increasingly homophobic outlook.

All that they can do is drawn attention to just how bleak gay rights really are in the country.

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Benji Walters on fashion’s latest and greatest menswear brand collaborations The collaboration of ideas is certainly nothing new in fashion; as early on as 1965, Yves Saint Laurent produced an iconic range of dresses heavily influenced by the geometric black lines and abstract rigour of Dutch painter Piet Mondrian. In the last five years, however, we have seen a great increase in the number of collaborations between brands, artists and designers. Most obviously, this has manifested itself in the well-documented series of collections by Versace, Margiela and Isabel Marant with retail giant H&M. The world of menswear has also seen its fair share of collaborations, with everyone from Japanese high-street behemoths like Uniqlo, to obscure skate brands like Patta, churning out joint-efforts at an alarming rate. It was just a few weeks ago in Paris though, that high-level menswear saw some of its most significant collaborations to date; namely Kanye West’s designs for A.P.C. and Raf Simons’ partnership with American artist Sterling Ruby for Simons’ AW14 collection.

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Valentine’s outfit ideas for Bristol’s coolest bars Hyde & Co or The Milk Thistle Hyde & Co and their ‘big brother’ Milk Thistle both have a gentleman’s club vibe – Milk Thistle even comes with House Rules. Let the Prohibition inspire your dress and you’ll fit right in. Drop waists and slip dresses on girls, braces and well-shined shoes on guys.

River Island, £15

Boutique by Jaeger at Asos, £60

Red Light Haus Bar

Asos, Shirt:£20 Asos, £20

Cos Stores, £89

Smarter is better, but keep it cool. Cos and Topshop make great shift dresses. Leave your parka at home and opt for a wool coat. Checked shirts are fine as long as they are smart, but wear chinos, not jeans.

Nice shoes make a big difference.

Topshop, £65

Topman, £32

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If Kanye X A.P.C. is a collaboration, then Raf Simons X Sterling Ruby is much more than that. It is a total unification of aesthetics and ideas which had both die-hard fans of Simons’ hard-edged subcultural aesthetic, and the fashion press, equally enthralled. Ruby often makes use of the sprayed, the jagged and the defaced in his work, avoiding clean minimalism. This collection, with its visuallyjarring fabric patches, which seem alien to the garments on which they have been sewn, seemed to subtly reflect this signature of Ruby’s art. Elsewhere, the word ‘father’ found its way onto several sweatshirts and jackets in the collection, a design element so unique that the sweats in particular are sure to go down well with the street-stylepeacock set. On a more interesting level, however, one only needs to recall Ruby’s instillation piece, ‘Supermax 2008.’ It sought to comment on the implementation of state control, the prison, and to make links between those garments bearing the term ‘father,’ a word loaded with ideas of patriarchy, God and power, and Ruby’s art. For years, Simons has been interested in exploring, through his collections, the way in which youth culture reacts to the status-quo and authority, so it’s no surprise that he has succeeded in such a highly lauded partnership with Ruby.

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Raf Simons X Sterling Ruby AW14

When Kanye released his capsule collection for A.P.C. last year it was met with considerable criticism from those not acclimatised to the headache inducing prices of high fashion.

Many wondered how they could be charging so much for a t-shirt. However, there were even some members of the fashion press who, rightly in my opinion, argued that there was little that seemed sufficiently, uniquely, designed in the collection (Rick Owens and Alexander Wang have been playing with increased t-shirt lengths for a while now).

And whilst there were some naysayers airing their criticisms on the blogosphere this time around, I felt the rapper’s most recent foray into the world of fashion was considerably more successful than his last. Kanye’s contribution of dark, hooded outerwear cast an interestingly shadowy presence over Jean Touitou’s usually hyper-clean designs

over at A.P.C. The decision to pair the items with Timberlands also felt like a nod to hiphop’s affection for the boots and, in turn, the interplay between rap and high-fashion that Kanye has done so much to bring about.

Red Light, which opened at the end of last year, is Fifties themed, and yes, it is ‘red light’ as in ‘red light district’. If you ever bought one of those matching crop top and midi-skirt sets then realised you had nowhere to wear it, consider your problem solved.

Guys, don’t wear a leather jacket– think Goodfellas, not Grease.

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Two-pieces - a pair for everyone River Is

Last month Beyoncé stepped out for Jay-Z’s birthday in a mouth-watering pizza ensemble. Now, as 2014 is officially underway, it seems like everyone has jumped on the two-piece bandwagon. Effortless yet sleek at the same time, matching up or even subtly clashing patterns seem to be this season’s hottest, up and coming trend.

In full bloom, Topshop deliver this satin tee and skort combo on a breath of springtime air. Embracing the style of a kimono, the slouchy cut of the bold top gives off a comfortingly casual everyday feel, while the illustrated blooms on the asymmetric bottom allow for an easy outfit transformation from day into night. Alternatively, in the same blurry, inky print is a V-neck camisole with delicate straps that harmonise with the floral motif of this season’s pretty pastels.

bo £98

Ted Baker has stepped up its game with some tooth-achingly sweet floral sets. This prim, knee-length, pleated skirt introduces a touch of class and the complimenting Oil Paint jumper works as a solo piece as well. Style them together and you’ll never have felt so pretty in pink. If you’re brave about a head-to-toe look and want to be completely set for summer, then there’s even a matching bag!

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River Island, £50

28 land, £

Perhaps taking inspiration from Cher in Clueless, we can see that River Island has fully embraced the two-piece with their tailored jacket and high-waisted shorts. The feminine yet well-defined lines have got us pining for spring, while its quilted pattern and soft coral shades are burning away our winter blues.

Topshop, combo £66

Ted Baker, combo £228

Topshop, combo £74

However, while all these enchantingly fresh combos are almost enough to make us forget that we’re still in the depths of winter, Urban Outfitters remind us that not all two pieces require a bit of bare leg. This crew neck sweatshirt combined with relaxed joggers in a sharp kaleidoscope print

by Jaded London is the perfect ‘no hassle’ post-exam outfit.

The tapered leg and slightly cropped length have a sporty, form-fitting effect, and the relaxed fit of the jumper is a dazzling example of extremely fashionable comfort.

There you have it, four outfits that require no thoughtful coordination – and can also be worn as separates! With these multiple uses, they’re definitely worth a slice of your student loan.

Jordan Kelly-Linden

The Signature Fragrance Hattie Bottom gives her two scents on finding your signature perfume For me, my perfume is a big thing - I have been wearing Chanel’s ‘Coco Mademoiselle’ for years and would call it my ‘signature scent.’ Even my friends, when walking the aisles of Sainsbury’s, have been known to double take after smelling it, completely surprised and confused when they realise the wearer is in fact, a stranger and not me.

The main allure of a fragrance is not simply the pleasantness of the perfume, but arguably the memories it conjures. Rachel Herz (psychologytoday.com) explains: ‘an odour has no personal significance until it becomes connected to something that has meaning… you begin forming nerve connections that intertwine the smell with emotions.’

It’s no surprise, therefore, that perfumes and colognes are such popular gifts around Valentine’s Day. Partners wish to give the luxury scent of a designer perfume, but also create a special and sentimental fragrance for their partner to wear. I’m sure Boots will be frantically restocking their perfume and cologne shelves right up until the 14th of this month.

so don’t let dear prices and fancy bottles fool you.

On this note, if you’re looking for a love potion this Valentine’s day, you might be disappointed with what a new fragrance can offer in terms of sex appeal. Instead, find and relish in your signature scent and wait for the happy memories to come.

Jo Malone’s ‘Earl Grey & Cucumber Cologne’ and Marc Jacob’s uber feminine ‘Daisy’ are popular choices amongst my female friends. The Jo Malone fragrance sounds novel, but it smells fresh and subtly sweet; the bergamot orange, a key ingredient in Earl Grey tea, being one of its main undertones. For a bolder, more seductive scent, choose Viktor & Rolf’s ‘Flowerbomb’ which has strong floral notes.

For men, the cologne market is not quite as fast paced but classic brands have longevity, for example, Calvin Klein’s ‘The One’, a unisex fragrance which also includes the aforementioned notes of bergamot orange. Other fine choices are Diesel’s ‘Only The Brave’ and a newer scent, Paul Smith’s ‘Extreme’- my personal favourite, of course, as it is worn by my boyfriend - which has a spicier, slightly musky smell. A cologne-savvy man might otherwise look to the high street store, Zara for their well-coveted scent, ‘Zara Collection, pour homme’, a cheaper rival to designer scents with its autumnal woody tone. Remember that perfumes and colognes remain only superficially pleasant to the senses until they become linked to memories, creating a unique allure,

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“ ” An odour has no personal significance until it becomes connected to something that has meaning

Whether or not it is a gift, having your own signature fragrance – floral, musky or fresh – is a great form of self-expression. It ‘helps you shape the impression you make on others’ (psychologytoday. com). So allow yourself a treat and explore some perfumeries if you haven’t already found your ‘perfect match’ and if you plan on buying someone special a new fragrance for Valentine’s, choose carefully to make it personal to them. Here are a few that I recommend as gifts to another, or just yourself!

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The best pick of this fortnight’s theatre, film, music and more.

Theatre & Comedy The Vagina Monologues An intelligent and poignant play which explores the mystery, humour, pain, power, wisdom, outrage and excitement buried in women’s experiences. The performance is part of the V-Day campaign, One Billion Rising, committed to ending violence against women. All proceeds will go towards Somerset and Avon Rape and Sexual Abuse Support (SARSAS).

12th – 14th February Bierkeller Theatre 8pm

Handmade Tales & Captain Morgan and the Sands of Time Bristol University based theatre company, Tap Tap are bringing their two smash hit Edinburgh Fringe shows to the Wickham theatre for a double bill. Handmade Tales is an enchanting display of nostalgic storytelling, whilst Captain Morgan is a hilarious, swashbuckling adventure performed by 2 actors playing multiple characters.

Wednesday 12th February Wickham Theatre 6.30 & 8pm Festival of the Spoken Nerd Perhaps well-suited to fans of The Big Bang Theory, this show is a celebration of science, comedy and unashamed geekiness. It includes live experiments, audience participation, and occasional specially selected guest scientists and comedy headliners.

Sunday 16th February Colston Hall 8pm

Film

Gigs& Nightlife

The Creative Carnival Public Film Viewing Collaborative multi-arts organisation, Creative Carnival, have collaborated with film-makers from UWE to make a short documentary. The film explores the Bristol arts scene, and why performers pursue work within the arts.

Thursday 13th February The Island Gallery Space 6pm

Nymphomaniac Preview Lars Tiersons’ eagerly anticipated film is gracing a select number of cinemas for previews on the 22nd. In it, Joe (Charlotte Gainsborough) tells the story of her life, in all its delirium and anguish, with an emphasis on her destructive sex life. The film will be out on general release on the 28th.

Saturday 22nd February The Watershed 6.15pm

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Romantic Restaurants With Valentine’s just around the corner, the romantically involved among you may be pondering as to where to go out to eat. Fear not, here Epigram takes a look at some of the best places in Bristol at which to woo your other half, whatever your budget.

Primrose Café Tucked away at the end of a cobbled street in Clifton Village, the Primrose Café has rustic, French-inspired décor and a truly romantic atmosphere. The menu is a little on the pricey side but well worth the extra cost as the dishes are imaginative, seasonal and absolutely delicious.

Boyce Avenue, Clifton

The Olive Shed This Mediterranean eatery offers mouth-watering tapas and a stunning view across the waterfront from the first floor. Mains start at a reasonable £9.75, or alternatively they have a Valentines set menu from £22 each.

The Floating Harbour, Princes Wharf

London Grammar The remarkably successful new band will be joined by electronic duo Bondax as well as Khushi, a chilled, indie pop act.

Monday 17th February O2 Academy Mayan Mash-Up Happy Daze and the Fizzy Forest have collaborated for an night of eccentric décor, jungle, drum and bass, heavy electro and more. Definitely a fun alternative to a romantic Valetine’s evening.

Friday 14th February Lakota Warpaint Following the release of their highly acclaimed new self-titled album, the LA experimental art rock group are touring the UK alongside Liverpool based trio, All We Are. Friday, 21st February O2 Academy 6.30pm

Mezze Palace Those interested in cuisine from further afield should definitely try this Lebanese restaurant in the Bristol city centre.

Don’t be put off by its humble exterior; Mezze Palace is renowned for its authentic dishes and excellent value for money - their Valentine’s menu offers 3 courses for a mere £14.

Small Street, City centre