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mighty Fierce Angel. It’s on from 8pm – 4am and it’s £3 for an early bird ticket and £4 on the door before 11pm. It’s strictly over 18s and the dress code’s smart casual. For more info visit www.thefutureisfierce.com.

LORD ROB IN GREENZONE You may recognise Lord Robert Walters from our ESP feature a few months back. Our upper class hero who has a house in Eye in Peterborough has gone from male model to star of male dance show Here Come The Boys to actor in a Hollywood movie. Look out for Rob as a soldier in Matt Damon’s latest movie Green Zone. Rob spent weeks filming in Morocco for the part of Roy Nelson and told ESP – “I’m excited, I really can’t wait to see what it actually pans out like. I think it’ll be an epic movie and well worth seeing.”

NEW FACES AT SW31 We hear there are some new faces over at the SW31 salon in Wansford.

Popular local stylists Charlotte and Laura have now joined the team and there are some special offers to celebrate including 25% off colours on Tuesdays and Wednesdays! For details just give them a call on 01780 782824.

Great news to hear that the owners of Jim’s Bistro on Broadway and Jim’s Yard in Stamford are set to breathe new life into the former Beehive pub at Rivergate. Sharon and Jim Trevor are busily refurbishing the old pub which has stood empty for some time. It’s had a chequered history over recent years with various owners so it’s fantastic these guys are looking to turn it around. They’re pledging to sell decent food and real ale after a full face lift of the building. Hopefully in just a few months time we’ll see a thriving new venue in the city.

FIERCE ANGEL @ EDWARDS We’ve just heard that Edwards is hosting a Fierce Angel club night next month on Easter Bank holiday Sunday. Worldwide will be presenting Martin Wright and Justin Wilkes, who’ll be supported by Paul Satchell and Matt Hall. There’ll be a mix of funky, fierce and glamorous house music supplied by one of the UK’s most respected record labels and club brands! So get ready to party on April 4, as Kre8ive Nites presents the www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

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SUMMERTIME SOLES Westgate Department Store’s launched a new range of Esprit shoes just in time for spring – inspired by lazy days in LA the collection is retroinfluenced an casual. As well as Converse-style trainers, 70s-inspired Tstrap wedge and fringed suede boots, the range also includes loafer-style flats which are next season’s musthave. The loafers hint that you’ve just stepped off a super-yacht and look great with skirts and shorts, or cut-off jeans for that real Riviera vibe. The prices aren’t too bad either – expect to pay about £35 per unique, high-quality pair. Stock numbers are limited and new styles arriving all the time, so head to Westgate and feel summery from head to toe!

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BANNATYNE’S ARE REAL SPORTS In the run up to Sport Relief (Friday March 19 – Sunday March 21) Bannatyne’s Health Club in Werrington, are offering three visits to the club for just £9, £5 of which will go towards Sports Relief. This fantastic offer is available for the whole of March and you’ll need to go along with a member on your first visit.

The fitness team at Bannatyne’s are also doing the warm up for the Sport Relief Mile at Ferry Meadows on Sunday March 21 – what good sports they are! The club is stocking official red and white striped socks, to help boost fundraising for the charity further as well as holding a lottery where you have the chance to win a year’s family membership (for 4 people). Anyone (including non members) can take part in the lottery and at just £1 a go there’s no excuse.

So pop in, have a go and feel free to browse around the club whilst you’re there.

For more details or further information please contact a member of the Bannatyne’s team on 01733 292600.

There’s a good line-up of entertainment and music this month at Mama Liz’s in Stamford starting off with a St Patrick’s Day Special. The Dead Rabbits will be performing, supported by guests on March 12. Later in the month on March 18 there’s a New Orleans Jazz gig, kicking off with a set from The Fenland Feetwarmers, who’ll be playing some of the best tunes with those infectious beats. Followed by Candyland on March 19, a charity event in aid of ASBAH. The evening’s events will be hosted by cutting edge local comedian David Ward, and there’ll be performances from Burlesque, Fifi Lefreak, Violet Distortia, Marquis De Loon and many more.

Fancy dress is optional. Doors open at 7.45pm, and it’s £6.50 on entry.

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These children are so deserving, the least we can do is walk a few miles!”

To show your support or to join in on the walk, visit www.justgiving.com/ FreeKicksPoshtoForestwalk

CHARITY PAMPER NIGHT Come on girls, here’s one we’ve heard about that’s ideal for a girlie night out or a treat for mum! Deafblind UK are holding their fundraising Pamper Evening once again on March 16. It’s on from 6pm-9.30pm and has everything from beauty therapists to aromatherapy and retail therapy with stalls selling jewellery, bags and beauty products. Tickets are £12 which includes a glass of wine, nibbles, 15 minute taster treatment and a goody bag. Further taster treatments can be booked for £5. We went along last year and it was a great night so call 01733 358100 or email kate.coles@deafblind.org.uk

FANS HELP KIDS GET FREE KICKS The Free Kicks Foundation, a charity that gives disadvantaged children the chance to enjoy a football-based day out and maybe even meet their sporting heroes, will be given a boost by a gang of Posh fans – who’ll be walking from Peterborough to Nottingham Forest’s ground on March 18. Heading from London Road and taking in Stamford, Oakham and Melton Mowbray they’re aiming to raise over £2,000 for the charity on the way. Last year they raised £4,000 by visiting all 92 league grounds in just 92 hours and Steve the organiser told ESP – “We’re aiming to raise even

HEALTH STUDENTS HELP HAITI Health and social care students at Peterborough Regional College raised £285 last month for the Haiti Earthquake Appeal. Students wore their pyjamas for the day and collected money in buckets, while others ran a cake and sweet stall – which was always bound to be popular. Tutor of the BTEC National in health & social care group, Gemma Mudie told ESP – “The students worked really hard

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planning the event and getting all the confectionary made and organised to sell. They also really enjoyed raising awareness for such a good cause and I am really proud of how much they raised.”

They’re a charitable lot at PRC – later on in the year, students and staff will be wearing green for World Peace Day, which raises funds for disasters worldwide. For more info visit www.peterborough.ac.uk or call 0845 8728722.

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With great prices across the range, there are bargains to be found for all

DRAGONS HELP KIDS The Dragon Boat Festival is one of the city’s best-loved outdoor events and returns this year on June 20. Teams compete in 40ft wooden boats decorated with dragons along the River Nene for a range of trophies which include, Best Fundraisers, Best Placed Mixed Crew and Best Dressed, as well as trophies for the top three teams. All winners get a free meal at East, the pan-Asian restaurant on the River Nene and loads of free advertising for their company or club. This year the charity that the festival is supporting is EACH – East Anglian Children’s Hospices which supports children facing lifethreatening illnesses, and their families, across the region. If you fancy having a great laugh in the sunshine while doing some good, sign up at www.dragonboat festivals.co.uk/peterborough or call Gable Events on 01780 470718.

members of the family!”

GET ON YER BIKE! We’ve been told about a new regional cycling challenge and children’s charity Action Medical Research is calling for riders to sign up now to get ready for the first ever Peterborough 100 ride. If you made a New Year’s resolution to lose weight or get fit then signing up and training for a challenge could help to keep you motivated.

It’s all happening on Sunday April 18 and you can choose between a 100-mile or a shorter 100km route setting out from the Marriott Hotel on the outskirts of the city. Both routes take in the very best of the surrounding countryside and are fully supported

MUM’S THE WORD AT WESTGATE Make your mum feel even more special this Mother’s Day with a gift from Westgate. The Park Road, Peterborough, department store has some great ideas at cracking prices.

Give the gift of style and make your mum the envy of all her friends with a gorgeous new Fiorelli handbag or a piece of statement jewellery from the Mint range. Or why not pamper your mum by treating her to a stunning Swarovski crystal compact mirror or manicure set? There’s 20 per cent off all Swarovski embellished products until March 14.

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WE CONFESS… Just to let you know the Confessions page will return in April with more ups and downs, embarrassing incidents and insights from the life and times of one Susan Saunders!

OKLAHOMA! Following the success of Titanic The Musical last year, Peterborough’s Operatic And Dramatic Society are busy rehearsing for the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic Oklahoma! The story’s set shortly after the turn of the century, and it tells the story of cowboy Curly Mclain and his romance with farm girl Laurey Williams. It features some fantastic songs and if you’re already familiar with the show and fancy a show that’s real feel-good entertainment through and through catch it at The Key Theatre from March 17 – 27. Box office: 01733 207239.

THE STRANGE CASE OF DR JEKYLL & MR HYDE

THE HOUNDOGS LIVE IN CONCERT The Houndogs are a fantastic three-piece local rockabilly and roll ‘n’ roll band who we’ve been raving about here at ESP for years. The lads play their own songs alongside covers of classics by the likes of Elvis, Buddy Holly and The Stray Cats. You may have seen the band on GMTV’s Family Band competition where the three brothers reached the finals last year. This is their new theatre show as you’ve never seen them before, so expect a few surprises and guests.

It’s a great opportunity to watch them play in comfort but if you’ve seen the boys in action at their local gigs you’ll know they put on a real show! Catch them at Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre on March 6, tickets £10.

Box office: 01780 766455.

Performed by the European Arts Company, this chilling, thrilling and highly entertaining reinvention of a classic tale is sure to keep you hooked in horror on March 31. The versatile ensemble cast will tell the gruesome story of Dr Jekyll and his charismatic alter ego using things that you would only find in a pub. To create the physical world of Victorian London, barrels, tankards, bar stools, yards of ale, darts and much more are used with great imagination. So head to Stamford Arts Centre if you dare! Tickets are £9, show time is 8pm. Box office: 01780 763203.

MOTOR CITY VIPERS Peterborough’s coolest soul & Motown band, The Motor City Vipers have announced their next couple of gigs.

Playing the best soul and northern tracks from Motown, Stax and Atlantic, the eight-piece line-up have quickly built a reputation as one of the best party and function bands in the region and guarantee to fill the dancefloor all night long. They’ill be playing the Yaxley British Legion Club on Friday March 26 (small charge for nonmembers on the door) and then Thorney Golf Club on Saturday April 10 (£7 tickets, £8 on the door). Doors open at 7.30pm for both events. Tickets for Thorney are available by contacting the MCVs on 07976 658712 or 07860 770005. www.motorcityvipers.co.uk

THE CHARLEY BOORMAN SHOW Well known actor, adventurer and author Charley Boorman is taking a break from travelling around the world, to come to the UK with a great new live show.

Charley was the star of Long Way Round, Long Way Down, Race to Dakar, and By Any Means, filming his journey through many countries, lifestyles and cultures.

He’ll be hosting his show, giving us an evening of stories, anecdotes and tales from all his worldwide escapades. Tickets are £18.50 so get booking now if you don’t want to miss out on hearing about all his fantastic adventures from the man himself! Charley will be coming to The Cresset on March 17, the show starts at 7.30pm. Box office: 01733 265705.

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KATY SETTERFIELD SINGS DUSTY, CHER AND MORE!

COMPLETE MADNESS One of the best tribute bands in the UK today are coming to Bourne Corn Exchange with an extremely entertaining show. Complete Madness will be playing all the classic Madness hits with a few ska tracks from people such as The Specials and Bad Manners to add some variety! The band have been performing Madness songs for many years now, and found that audiences love it!

So get booking now and you’ll even get the chance to see local ska/punk band Brassphemy, who’ll be supporting the tribute act – sounds great! The gig is on April 9 at 8.30pm. Tickets are £10, Box office: 07828 032241.

You may recognise Katy Setterfield as the winner of BBC1’s The One And Only and she’s been acknowledged as the UK’s ultimate tribute act for her incredible Dusty Springfield impression. Katy will be putting on a fantastic performance called Here Come The Girls at Stamford Corn Exchange, showing audiences what she does best, with impersonations of Cher, Tina Turner, Annie Lennox and many more.

She’ll also be performing some of the very best songs from the last 50 years, including greatest hits from Motown, rock ‘n’ roll, soul and pop all performed live by Katy and her professional band and singers. The show will be on March 26 at 8pm, tickets are £15. Box office: 01780 766455.

THE BIRTHDAY PARTY The Birthday Party is the 50th anniversary production from the fantastic Shoestring Theatre Company. Based around an absent minded landlady in a run down seaside boarding house, who produces endless brews of stewed tea and thinks fried bread is haute cuisine! Another character, Stanley, is the only lodger in the house and it’s his birthday, when two strangers arrive the party soon becomes very scary and out of control. In 1960 the play was first seen on ITV by 11 million viewers, and even then it was an overnight success with viewers being introduced to Harold Pinter’s terror and hilarity. The show will be coming to Stamford Arts Centre from March 9 – 13.

Tickets are only £8. Box office: 01780 763203.

THE DAY OF THE DEAD Circus Of Horrors is presenting a new rocking and shocking show which is set in Mexico during the 1900s, and is certainly a show that has to be seen to be believed! The performance includes many characters such as Witch Doctors, Voodoo acrobats, pickled people, bendy bodies, demon dwarfs and flying vampires, which all erupt from a tank of blood to perform their incredible stunts! There’s also a huge uncontrollable cast of Toltecion beauties, Aztec warriors, curvaceous creatures and voluptuous vampires, all performing some of the world’s most daring and bizarre circus acts. Circus Of Horrors are coming to The Cresset on March 7, tickets are £20, so get booking as this show is not to be missed! Box office: 01733 265705. www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

VARIETY LIVES! The South Holland Arts Centre is bringing us an evening full of comedy and music. There’ll be a heady mix of fantastic stand-up comedy and some classy music to create the perfect cocktail of entertainment. King of British comedy Arthur Smith the ‘Grumpy Old Man’ has been classed as the best compere ever! Comedienne Hattie Hayridge will also be gracing the stage with her razor sharp observations and Ruby Wood and Noah Burton will be playing some inspiring acoustic soul music. The show guarantees four great acts, so if you want to wipe away those winter blues the show is on March 25 at 8pm.

Tickets £15. Box office: 01775 764777.

BAY CITY ROLLERS Fancy taking a trip back to the 1970s? Well the biggest pop sensation of the 70s, Les Mckeown, is coming to Stamford Corn Exchange to give us an evening of hit songs. Les was the original voice of the Bay City Rollers singles, and in this brand new production he’ll be performing the songs that influenced him as he grew up.

The show will be topped off with all the big hits of the band, including Shang A Lang, Remember, All Of Me Loves All Of You, Love Sensation, and the biggest selling song – Bye Bye Baby. Tickets are £17.50 so get booking and make sure you don’t miss out on a fab night that’ll bring back all those teenage memories! It’s on April 9 at 8pm, box office: 01780 766455.

ENTERTAINMENT

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Everyone loves a good entertaining cookery show full of hearty laughs and adventures, and the Hairy Bikers are coming to The Cresset to share their experiences with us! The show itself is not only about cooking, but will be packed full of all different creative and narrative threads about the comical pair, and takes us through all the adventures from the very start of their lives to the current success of today. They’ll also be giving the audience a taste of comedy as their tales interlink with funnier times. They’ll be coming to The Cresset on March 19 at 8pm, tickets are £19.50.

Box office: 01733 265705.

HIGH SCHOOL HITS Coming to Stamford Arts Centre is a show which all you Highschool Musical fans will love! Jamie Marcus Productions are giving audiences a spectacular concert starring pop group The Highschoolers! It’s full of high energy and has that feelgood factor, featuring music from High School Musical, Grease, Camp Rock, Hairspray and number one hits from the Ting Tings and Leona Lewis. Sounds like a great family show and it’s on April 7 at 1.30 and 4.30pm. Tickets are £6, or £18 for the family. Box office: 01780 763203.

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GLAMOUR GALORE Let’s go girls – it’s time for the big girlie night out with shopping, pampering and fashion as Glamour Galore returns on March 11.

This fantastic fundraising event for Sue Ryder Care, supported by ESP, was such a success in November that there’ll be two Glamour Galore events this year. The next one at Thorpe Hall includes not only the chance to buy some great items you won’t find on the high street but also the new Pick Me Up Pamper Zone. This addition to Glamour Galore includes hair demonstrations by Upper Cuts in Spalding, mini head/back massages, beauty treatments and make-up demonstrations by Body Care in Stamford.

There’ll be two ESP fashion shows with the latest trends from Westgate Department Store compered by ESP’s Wickedly Perceptive columnist Sarah Tempest along with style advice from ESP’s style guru Sue Donnelly.

Of course it’s still an opportunity to shop ’til you drop with stands selling everything from jewellery to gifts. New exhibitors include Slimming World, Real Hair Extensions, U Wear lingerie in Stamford, and Steppin’ Out Shoes to name just a few.

Organiser Jackie Page from Sue Ryder Care told ESP – “We’re really looking forward to hosting this event again after Glamour Galore proved to be so popular in November, and we’re really hoping that this will be the most successful so far. This is a great opportunity to treat yourself or to buy a special gift for Mother’s Day.” So come on girls, get your mates together for a girlie night out with a difference!

See you there 6pm-9pm, there’ll be a chocolate fountain and cocktails and admission is just £2.50 on the door.

Call 01733 330060 or see www.suerydercare.org

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Saturday 13th March

Bounce to the Ounce

The Tap Room welcomes DJ’s Julz, Sito and Guest as they bring you a night of boogie, soul, funk and rare grooves. 9pm -2am £3 admission.

Sunday 14th March

Don’t Forget Mother’s Day

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Friday 19th March

Grassroots Spring Equinox Party

This night brings back all things new, different and muddy! Getting ready for the 'Grassroots Banquet' Festival in September. Entry: £4 before nine and £5 after see website for further details.

Saturday 27th March

SKA Night

with DJ’s Ziggy, Shady and Lord X. Free entry B4 10pm £3 after

Saturday 3rd April

Origin

The Tap Room will host Origin. DJ's Mr Clubman, Sito & Julz will bring you tunes from the era 89-93.

9pm - 2am £3 admission.

Sunday 4th April

Jump Back & Jive

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The Tap Room welcomes Jump Back 45 for a night of Rock and Roll, Doo Wop and Rockabilly sounds of the 50's. 8pm-Midnight £3 admission.

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PADDY POWER @ THE SOLSTICE The Solstice are hosting a massive St. Patrick’s party on March 17 – open from 11am ’til 11pm, there’ll be quizzes, Irish music and games. To keep you going until the small hours, The Solstice is serving up Irish stew and colcannon, which is a traditional creamy mash and cabbage dish. From 6pm, Irish band Claddagh will be performing traditional favourites live.

MUSIC FOR HAITI SUCCESS The Brewery Tap was packed to the rafters last month for the Haiti fundraiser, featuring music from Retrolux, Citizen Smith, Brotherhoods Roundabout and The One Eyed Cats – as well as a few songs from the musicals by the cast of Emcee Productions’ Strictly Cabaret. Compered by Keith Dalton, the night raised an amazing £3,325 for Haiti – made possible by the artists giving their time for free and massive public support. Jessica Loock, general manager of The Brewery Tap told ESP – “I feel very proud and privileged to have been able to host the event for Unicef.” Jessica and Caroline Graham, fundraising managers for Unicef, would like to thank everyone who attended the event and they were both astounded by the generosity of the public, which exceeded all expectations.

GO GREEN IN THE KING’S HEAD Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day on March 17 in style at The King’s Head, Apethorpe where they’ll be supplying a delicious Irishthemed supper, followed by Irish band James V Joyce. The band of Irish and Scottish musicians play classic folk tunes with a few sneaky rock ‘n’ roll covers thrown in and recreate the feel of being in a local Irish pub. For more info, call 01780 470627.

THE RAT PACK COME TO TOWN If you like the Rat Pack crooners don’t miss this fabulous show coming to Peterborough in aid of children’s charity Action Medical Research.

It’s on March 17 and is a tribute to Dean Martin and the Rat Pack, starring Mark Adams, who played Dean in the London and Las Vegas productions of the Rat Pack. Taking place at the Marriot Hotel and including a three-course meal, this’ll be a glitzy affair – so dress to impress! Tickets are £45. Box office: 01733 371111.

SPENCERS CHARITY BALL Following their massive success last year when they raised over £7,500 for charity, Spencers Hair Salon on Park Road is hosting another glamorous ball on March 6 – this year it’s casino-themed. All monies raised will go to Friends Of Phoenix, the specialist school which the owner Lisa Schwartz’s son attends and Corpal, the charity which supports his condition. This year’s celebrity guest is Nicole Lawrence, who appeared on X Factor and jazz band Adiva playing sexy, Vegas-inspired tunes, and there’ll be casino tables, cocktails and competitive charity auctions! Face of ESP Tori Bradshaw will also be a special guest helping raise some extra cash.

Tickets are £20 for the evening only on 01733 345550.

FROM BRIGHTON TO FLETTON EASTER BUNNY BRINGS BEER Easter comes early this year – and so does the four day weekend that comes with it! Charters will be holding their annual Easter Beer Festival, beginning on April 1 and finishing on April 5.

As well as loads of real ales from around the country and the chance to taste Oakham Ales latest offerings, you’ll be able to hear live music at the Art And Soul party on the Saturday night, with acoustic acts from 9pm followed by Being Jo Francis and The Whiskey Jax. www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

The Peterborough Lambretta And Vespa Scooter Club are a charitable lot – on March 27 they’ll be hosting a fundraising extravaganza that’ll benefit both sick and disadvantaged kids in the city and soldiers wounded abroad. The day starts at The Cherry Tree at 11am with a 300-strong ride-out that’ll see scooterboys and girls delivering Easter eggs and chocolates to needy kids in the city, followed by a massive party at the ICA Fleet Centre in Fletton. The headline band is The Replicas, whose mod-influenced sound has won them legions of fans around the UK – influenced by genres such as ska, soul, punk, 60s and indie, they’ve got pretty much all bases covered and are bound to inspire plenty of bouncing on the dance floor. Tickets £5 OTD, for more info call Corky on 07759 777132 or visit www.plvsc.co.uk

RED LION CEILI The Red Lion in West Deeping is going all out for St. Patrick’s Day – not only will they be having an Irish music night on March 17, they’ll be hosting a traditional Irish Ceili with Irish dancing champion Gerard Macalley and champion Irish musicians – all for free! For more info, call 01778 347190.

EASTER BEERS AT ETTON Get out of the city this Easter and head to The Golden Pheasant in Etton as it’s hosting an Easter Weekend Beer Festival from April 2 – April 5. There’ll be 16 beers for you to try (don’t have a pint of every single one though!) as well as live music and an Easter egg hunt for the young ’uns. For more info visit www.thegoldenpheasant.net or call 01733 252387.

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WOLFIE SUPPORTS THE DANIELS Looking for something to do on Good Friday? Head up to Stamford on April 2 and support The Daniels, (Stamford FC) where they’ll be playing Goole AFC from 3pm. You’ll be joined in the crowd by none other than Martin ‘Wolfie’ Adams, World Darts Champion, who hails from Deeping St. James. He’ll be presenting the Man Of The Match award and is sponsoring the match and ball.

He’ll be around in the Director’s bar before the match if you can find a way in, and Pete from Stamford AFC told ESP – “There’ll be a big crowd there to support both the team and Martin Adams!” Wolfie will hopefully be bringing his World Championship Trophy down, so you’ll get the chance to have a look at a rather impressive piece of silverware.

Stamford AFC will be hosting their annual prize-giving dinner at the Lady Anne’s Hotel, Stamford on April 30, so if you’re a fan then grab a ticket. For more info, visit www.stamfordafc.net.

CALLING ALL BRIDES-TO-BE Wedding season will be starting soon and if you’ve got one of your own to organise, check out the Holiday Inn’s Wedding Fayre on March 7. With loads of exhibitors showing everything from dresses to flowers, photographers to venue hire, you’ll be able to get the bulk of the work done, leaving you with more free time to daydream about the big day! For more info call 0871 942 9186.

DAY FOR HEROES Peterborough Rugby Club will be raising funds for Help Our Heroes while fighting a battle of their own – hopefully, they’ll be defeating South Leicester RUFC – on March 6. With members of the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers in attendance and Sgt. Mark Sutcliffe, patron of the charity, helping to raise funds alongside cadets from all three forces, you’ll be able show your support for the forces in person. Following the match there’ll be a disco in the club in the evening with raffles and food – beer and BBQ will be available all day! For more info call 01733 569413 or visit www.prufc.com

Mother’s Day Please check website for details www.thethreehorseshoes.com

Live Music 12th March Blues Café from 7.30pm – 10.30pm

Photo: Terry Harris

• 17th Century thatched inn and pub with cosy log fires • Live music on selected Fridays

SPIRIT OF THE ICE DANCE The fabulous Holdiay On Ice spectacular Spirit was another huge success and the good news is the team will bring another top class show, Energia, to Peterborough again next year. We can’t wait!

It was the second time Holiday On Ice had stopped off at the EXEC centre at the East of England Showground bringing top ice skaters to the city in a show directed

by Dancing On Ice judge and Olympic ice skating star Robin Cousins. Robin was there on the opening night to present a cheque to Stamford based charity Anna’s Hope which received over £3,000 when all the collections were complete. The costumes and choreography for Spirit were stunning once again and so if you missed out this year make sure you don’t make the same mistake again!

Abbots Ripton, Moat Lane, Huntingdon T:01487 773440 F:01487 773941 www.thethreehorseshoes.com thethreehorseshoes.com@btconnect.com

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BRUNETTE BOMBSHELL A Phillips poll of 1,500 men has revealed brunettes are the most trustworthy, reliable and make the best wives.

Oh really? Here are a few brunettes who are just that – Jordan, Vanessa Perroncel (ask Wayne Bridge), Amy Winehouse, Jodie Marsh, Rachel Uchitel (ask Tiger Woods) and Sue Ellen Ewing (Dallas).

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Guys, just when you’ve made it through the trauma and tribulations of doing that entire Valentine’s Day lark, the social calendar springs Mother’s Day on us, which is Sunday the…err…well it’s sometime in March anyway.

But I didn’t get an invite. I’ve been trying to work out why. I speak some Spanish so it can’t be that; I like San Miguel so it can’t be that either; I eat paella so again that’s not an issue. Is it, I wonder, because I ride a Honda?

Forget all those sexy size eights you’ve met over the years and take your mind off Chloe in accounts because your mum is the most important female you know and this means showing her some respect on Mothering Sunday (whenever it is).

Whatever the excuse the lads had a cracking time riding the BMW R 1200 RT Tourer and the latest R 1200 GS and Adventure models (made famous by Charlie Boorman and Ewan McGregor in their Long Way Round adventures) around twisty coastal roads in 20c plus heat while the rest of us spent most of last month freezing our bits off in a cocktail of snow, sleet, wind and rain.

Unlike ungrateful girlfriends / bones / wives / bits of fluff on the side, mums will be thankful you just about remembered where she lives on Mother’s Day let alone handing her a bunch of rip-off flowers that’ll be dead by Tuesday.

So the subliminal message here is (as it was for Valentine’s), that it’s the thought that counts – and when mums comfort you with those words, they mean it. You don’t have to throw a load of dosh at your old dear but it’s worth making a point you spent more on her than you did the bird on February 14 (you’ll recall I parted with £5 – God bless Pound Shop).

Maybe it’s time I chopped my Honda in. The beautiful S 1000 RR (pictured on my sponsor credit) is tempting… For a test ride on this or any BMW machine call Balderston on 01733 565470.

Follow my Mother’s Day guide and you’re sure to be the best son mum could wish for.

• Flowers are a must. The Shell garage on Oundle Road is doing a cracking bunch of chrysanthemums (throw away the dead ones) for £2.99. Better still, to save money, yank a few daffodils from the city’s Central Park and wrap them in newspaper.

• Buy mum a packet of Daz Automatic. She still does your washing on Sundays (her indoors broke a nail last time she loaded a washing machine) and prefers old skool washing powder.

• Give the missus a quid and ask her to buy a fitting card. The greeting card industry survives because of women. Men don’t need a card to tell it how it is.

• A pair of slippers and an ironing board. Your mum probably hasn’t replaced either since 1980 so check out QD, Wilkinson, Matalan and Aldi for best deals.

• Pinch a bottle of your bird’s unopened perfume from her dressing table (it’s that messy she’ll never notice) and give it to mum. Explain you can’t take her out for lunch because Formula 1 is back on the box, so you’ll make up for it by taking her to the Sessions House on Monday (hopefully the Mon –Thurs £5 carvery offer’s still on).

• Pop to the Salvation Army charity shop on Long Causeway. They’ve reduced all books to 50p and there’s bound to be an Alan Titchmarsh book on sale and a Cliff Richard CD for a pound. Get the missus to wrap them in pretty paper and ribbon. The wrapping paper and ribbon industry also has women to thank for its continuous existence.

Trust me your mum will be lost for words after all this effort you’ve put in. The icing on the cake is to text her at the end of the day with this Irish proverb – ‘A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.’

But for those of you who may experience some resistance to my Mother’s Day guide, it’s worth noting – ‘The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.’ (Honoré de Balzac – French novelist and playwright). www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

JOE AVATI RETURNS TO THE CITY Fans of Italian-Australian commedian Joe Avati will be pleased to know he’s planning a return date to the city sometime in September or October. I’m working with Joe to finalise details so watch this space. Joe’s observational brand of comedy are drawn from the life around his Italian family (they originate from Calabria), particularly his experiences growing up where characters and traits he shares with us are universal in Italian families so it’s no wonder we identify with him.

KERRY’S BUN IN THE OVEN! Congratulations to our former Face of ESP and now WAG columnist Kerry Bates who’s expecting a baby with fiancé Chris Whelpdale of Posh fame. Needless to say in true WAG fashion the baby will be named after a borough of New York (Brooklyn Beckham) or an area of Peterborough. Welland Whelpdale has quite a ring about it.

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ACT! “It’s smiles all round as left handed Susan and Becca reach for Pep’s big surprise… ”

Weekend

How can you not love this word?! I mean, just look at some of the other words it’s associated with: rest, beer, curry, chlamydia, vidi-printer, sick, kebab, birds, Top Gear, church, sex, skint, sambucca, nipples, fry-up, lay-in, Posh, stubble, ride, hangover, Orbit, caramel macchiato, saliva. These are the reasons I love ‘weekend’ so much.

IS TWITTER FOR TWITS? Okay it’s been on the social networking radar for a while now but I don’t get Twitter. As far as I can make out, you update people about what you’re doing all day and they’re supposed to find this interesting. So this is what I did yesterday. How exciting: • Got up at 11am, had a dump and ate a bowl of Coco Pops • Hoovered the living room because it was raining outside. At that point I remembered I didn’t flush the loo • Went to KFC and decided I wanted to go out for a beer that night. I also looked at my car and remarked to myself how dirty it was • Scoffed a Cadbury’s Crème Egg at 6pm • Put my jeans on, they felt tight. Queued outside Latinis • Spoke to a bird called Kim who had nice legs but big feet • Went home (alone) at 2am because I was tired I get Facebook – you fancy a bird and use it to track her down. But Twitter is a bit like a broken pencil – pointless.

GOOD FOOD DESERVES CREDIT I don’t normally do this but I feel I have to mention some really good meals I’ve had at restaurants lately (full reviews of some will be published in the coming months). Here’s why Peterborough and the surrounding area is as good a place as any to eat out: Riva, Fratelli (Stamford), Bombay Brasserie, Toscanini (Eye), Cloisters (Stamford) and Royal Spice. And for a fab carvery at a giveaway price (£5!) then get yourselves down to The Sessions House for lunch or dinner Monday to Thursday (offer still on at the time of going to print).

BECCA TOUCHED UP Some of you (guys mainly) may have noticed / licked your lips at Becca Evans, our first-ever Face of ESP, in her stunning lingerie photos with Tori in last month’s issue. On quizzing Becca about the authenticity of the images published she told me – “Yeah there was a bit of touching up to smooth the skin tone and brighten the eyes.” Funny how her skin and eyes weren’t the bits I was enquiring about…

WORRY NEXT TIME SHE TAKES A LEEK Guys if she’s all of a sudden added a leek to the grocery shopping then be afraid.

The British Leek Growers’ Association has told us that during the Middle Ages leeks acquired mystic virtues and if a girl slept with a leek under her pillow she would see her future husband in her dreams. That Tesco leek could end up having a lot to answer for.

But leeks were thought to have aphrodisiac qualities by the ancient Greeks and Romans – Emperor Nero is said to have eaten leek soup every day to improve his virility. While in Chinese medicine the leek is known as ‘impotence grass’ – a natural alternative to Viagra.

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Forget wining and dining in expensive restaurants, girls, if you want to share a bowl of Heinz leek and potato soup with me then you know what to do. pep.cipriano@espmag.co.uk • • • • • •

‘Donut’ – you practiced the three-course Italian yet? x Rob and Rai – buon compleano. Where we eating?

Gary – time to dust off those bags…

Sam ‘chisel head’ – thanks for sorting me entry mate Petch – “let’s do this!”

Laura – I’m waiting for that layered coffee…

Opening Hours Lunchtime Tuesday – Saturday 12pm – 2pm Evening Tuesday – Saturday 5.30pm ‘til late Please book to avoid disappointment

Embankment Road, Peterborough

Tel 01733 894952 www.riva-restaurant.co.uk

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Park Life

Photos: Terry Harris

at Peterborough Garden Park Handmade chocolates, artistic bouquets, new shoes and designer cushions – garden centres aren’t what they used to be!

Peterborough Garden Park and its Van Hage centrepiece is so much more than just a garden centre – it’s a new shopping destination in the city.

Apart from the incredible range of products available inside the actual garden centre (not counting the plants!) the other outlets such as Cotswold Outdoor, Past Times and Hawkins Bazaar mean this huge complex is another venue where you can shop ’til you drop. The row of units already includes Cotton Traders, Hobbycraft, Le Creuset, Maidenhead Aquatics, PBC Books and Pets Corner… and there are two more to come very soon.

This £20 million investment has created 300 new jobs and despite the initial teething problems with parking and traffic (yes we were sat in it too!) this place looks set to be a real asset attracting visitors from far afield.

Centre manager Eric Kirk told ESP – “The opening has been hugely successful and while we were disappointed with the traffic lights failing I’m very pleased to say that situation has been resolved.

“The centre’s taken off from day one, business has been exceptional and traders have been delighted with the results. We’re already in very positive negotiations with companies interested in two of the remaining six units.”

So, with traffic traumas over the ongoing developments at PGP are something to look forward www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

to. There’ll be a range of special events throughout the year including of course the official opening celebrations due in a few months time.

As well as stocking some of the most perfect looking plants we’ve ever seen it’s obvious PGP is so much more than just somewhere to drop by for your bag of bulbs and compost! There’s 90,000sq ft of retail space set in a 10-acre landscaped site, so this folks is one seriously big addition to our fine city.

The rise in would-be Alan Titchmarshs and celebrity chefs all banging the drum about growing your own is all helping make gardening the ‘in thing’ and the trend for outdoor living has made patio furniture and accessories as popular as interior décor. As soon as there’s a glimmer of sun we’re all out firing up the BBQ and you’re spoilt for choice for both plants and patio equipment at Van Hage… there are certainly some stunning sun loungers and patio sets we took a liking to. Roll on summer!

Building work started back in September 2008 and Gordon Edlington, chairman of PGP has a smile from ear to ear as he surveys the end result. “We hope the high standard of what we’ve achieved here will see people travel long distances and stay all day as there’s so much to do. Come the summer the display gardens will be another attraction. It’s entirely different to what else is on offer nearby and there’s not another centre like this in the country, it has set a new standard.”

The Wisdom Wood running alongside the centre has been planted with thousands of daffodils and will be used by local school and community groups and there’s a children’s play area to keep little ones entertained during shopping trips.

Gordon has strong beliefs about sustainability and Peterborough’s position as an Environment City and aspirations to become the UK’s Environment Capital really appealed when choosing this location – “We commissioned a sustainability audit with Peterborough Environment City Trust (PECT) and believe it’s important we do everything we can.

Water is recycled for the plants, 800 tonnes of soil have been recycled on site and we want to ensure everyone recycles in all of the shop units.”

Food at the centre is locally sourced with the Hambletons range of produce on sale and as no day out is complete without somewhere to enjoy a cuppa or some lunch you can choose from the Himalayan themed coffee bar or the food court.

Another exciting addition to the parade of units outside is Andronicas world of coffee, up until now only to be found at Harrods, which will open at Easter and has already extended its premises in anticipation of demand. www.peterboroughgardenpark.co.uk

Malaysian & Thai Restaurant Cocktail Bar

Experience Paradise at Malayba An unforgettable journey to the Far East where you can enjoy the fantastic exotic flavours.

Come and relax at our bar with a Polynesian cocktail in its tranquil surroundings. You can enjoy your business lunch or even celebrate a special occasion, and choose from our extensive menu. Or you can also book for your own private function, and all parties will be catered for.

01733 561806 All our food is free of additives and preservatives and we use halal meat.

opening hours Mon – sat 12.00 noon – 2.30pm 5.30pm 11.00pm sun

12.00 noon – 2.30pm 5.30pm 10.00pm

Malayba 44 broadway Peterborough Pe1 1rt email: malayba1@btconnect.com website : www.malayba.com

FASHION

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April Showers Whether it’s March winds or April showers the latest spring collections at Westgate Department Store should ease you into the new season in style.

Last season it was all about block colour, now it’s more about subtleties of tone. Purple carries over from winter as a strong trend for spring, with ditsy floral prints adding a feminine twist to denims which show no signs of going off the fashion radar.

Models: Hannah Tinker, Kathryn Morphew, Howard Hudson and Steven Slack Hair and make-up: Andrea Connor 07801 987905 Photography: Lydia Fahy and Andy Vernum at Studio One

Esprit does casual with style for both the boys and the girls while brands like Animal, Drywash, Duke and Rockford build the laid back look for the boys – ideal for chilling out as the weather (hopefully) warms up.

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What’s that saying about holidays – a change is as good as a rest?

Well the changes at the Holiday Inn at Thorpe Wood are definitely making this Peterborough hotel a new destination.

Feeling boxed in and fancy a little walk on the wild side?

Why not go all Ray Mears and get out in the country and pick up a few skills. Come on – give in to that primal urge to learn how to make fire without a box of Swan Vesta!

From a new pillow menu to more spacious executive rooms, guests will definitely feel rested while the excellent food and some great party nights should mean you’ll have more reasons than ever to visit the Holiday Inn.

Almost two years ago Paul Proctor took over as general manager and since then this hotel’s really stepped up a gear. It’s his third general manager position and you can see he knows a thing or two about making the place run smoothly.

Paul’s been gathering together a strong management team and is celebrating acquiring AA four star status – proving just how extensive and successful the improvements have been.

The relaunch has been another golden opportunity to further shape things up and now with an excellent restaurant manager in place the Holiday Inn’s gaining the right reputation with its diners. As part of the changes they’re now offering Sunday lunches from just £7.95 with entertainment from a live pianist, so you can chill out with the family on a Sunday afternoon between 12.30pm and 2.30pm. Don’t forget Mother’s Day on March 14 when they’ll be offering a three course lunch and a gift for mum!

The recent relaunch of the hotel has seen the rooms refreshed and newly decorated and from the smart new bed linen and towels in each room, through to uplifting fragrances when you enter reception these are just some of the little details the hotel chain hopes will make all the difference.

Even if you live in the city there are plenty of reasons why you’ll be checking out the fresh touches. As the largest hotel, conference and events centre (catering for up to 450 people) you’ll most likely be dropping by for something soon. The hotel’s party nights are becoming regular attractions with 70s nights (March 19) and Motown nights (April 30) on the bill as well as wedding fayres (March 7 and September 5) and comedy evenings (October 1). It also hosts some of the biggest events on the social calendar such as The County Ball (June 11) and the Face of ESP finals (September 10). www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

Revenue manager Ellie Brady told ESP – “Chef Fred Muddiman has worked all over London and has held regional positions in the past. He has years of experience and has really transformed the food and dining experience. We did over 6,000 covers at Christmas and Karen the restaurant manager is delighted to have achieved the four star AA rating.”

Let’s not forget the hotel’s leisure club which not only sports a swimming pool and gymnasium but the fantastic Zula beauty sanctuary, so you can work off a few pounds and then relax with some treatments. Both the leisure club and Zula are open to everyone, so that’s two more reasons to go and take a sneaky peek at the changes!

Holiday Inn Peterborough West Thorpe Wood Peterborough PE3 6SG Tel: 0871 942 9186 www.holidayinn.com/p’borough-west

Matt

S Zilch Stamford Fact T A of the Month M F O R DCALLING A new addition to my column this month is my Stamford Fact of the Month so did you know…

For almost 700 years Stamford was host to a renowned bull-running festival each year on November 13. lt was abandoned in 1837 after a controversial but successful campaign by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Stamford residents defended this ancient custom as a "traditional, manly, English sport; inspiring courage, agility, and presence of mind under danger." It was argued that it was less cruel and dangerous than fox hunting!

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TWO DAY RIVERSIDE FESTIVAL BANDS WANTED! It’s fantastic news that The Riverside Festival is to be a two day event in Stamford this year.

Organisers of the popular not-for-profit event have just made a final call for bands and artists to apply to perform this year so if you’re reading this in time get your name down by February 28!

I’m really looking forward to the festival on July 3 and 4 this year and think it’s fantastic Stamford Town Council have given it the thumbs up. The organisers are now working hard to finalise arrangements with everyone involved to make sure it goes without a hitch. It’ll mean there’ll be more happening and more chances for the whole family to get involved.

Festival Director Cathy Sandbach told ESP – “We want to stage our best ever programme of music, arts and entertainment to mark our 10th Anniversary celebrations. To help us to do this we are particularly keen to hear from performers who would like to appear.”

New for 2010 will be the Community Stage where local groups, schools and colleges can get a chance to perform at the festival. Cathy added – “We’re very keen to hear from local dance and drama groups, as well as choirs and other performers particularly from local amateur dramatic societies, schools and colleges. In fact any community based organisations who want to perform to a larger audience.”

Roll on July – as ever ESP will be right behind the Riverside team so see you there! www.riversidefestival.co.uk

STAMFORD PAPARAZZI

Q&A ...with Ross Dykes of The Periwig

Each month I’m going to be grabbing a one to one with one of the local faces of the town. This month it’s Ross from The Wig facing the Q&A! How are you finding the economic climate at the moment?

“Saturdays seem to be the only consistently busy day, whereas the rest of the week in Stamford seems a fight for trade due to people saving their money for the weekend.”

What would you like to see the government do to help the licenced trade?

“The government has year on year put the duty up on all alcohol which is forcing the licensed industry to increase their prices, which has a knock on effect on how much the consumer can spend on a night out.”

What are your plans for the World Cup in The Periwig?

“We’re planning on making it an immense affair, bringing in an additional three screens, including approximately a 6ft by 6ft projector screen filling our dance floor and offering a fully airconditioned venue ideal for watching England getting past the semis!”

What does Stamford nightlife need to compete with the bigger cities?

“I don’t think Stamford needs to compete with bigger cities as we get a big influx of people from Peterborough and surrounding towns descending on Stamford on a Saturday night. Stamford offers a great range of different venues catering for everyone’s needs and suffers from very little trouble with a great atmosphere.”

What is your favourite place to drink in Stamford?

THE PERIWIG PROMOS! The Periwig’s been going promo crazy over the last few weeks, Wednesday nights are Pounded! with bottles of Carlsberg, VKs, glasses of house wine, Smirnoff and Jack Daniels all £1 all night. Thursday nights are Thirsty Thursdays with Carlsberg and Strongbow, £2 a pint and bottles of house wine are £6 all night! Then for Friday nights you can double up for £1 on selected sprits and my favourite, Jager Bombs are £2.95! The pub also offers a great lunch menu every day from 12.00 ’til 2.30pm with every meal under £4. Bargain! www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

“For a quiet beer The King’s Head or The Toby Norris, for a lively night The Crown, Central and of course The Periwig!”

What’s your favourite thing about running pubs?

“The great social life and meeting new people!”

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SUNDAY LUNCH with live pianist bring your family to us this sunday and enjoy lunch with a difference. in the relaxing atmosphere of our restaurant you will enjoy a three course lunch of quality assured english meats accompanied by a delicious selection of fresh vegetables.

From £7.95 per person sunday 7th MarCh Just 2 miles from the centre of Peterborough, the Holiday Inn Peterborough West is one of the city's most prestigious hotels, fully air conditioned and situated opposite an excellent 18-hole golf course and some 500 acres of beautiful parkland. With our recent refurbishment, our contemporary restaurant has an excellent reputation, as has the hotel's Club Moativation with pool, spa, sauna, steam room, aerobics, beauty treatment, solarium and gym. Golf at Thorpe Wood course opposite the hotel can be pre-booked.

Holiday Inn Peterborough West Thorpewood, Peterborough PE3 6SG

Tel: 0871 942 9186 www.holidayinn.co.uk

WEDDING FAYRE a must for every bride to be. Come and view the hotels facilities and be inspired by the wedding experts on hand to help you plan your perfect wedding. an array of suppliers from florists to hire companies will also be available. fashion shows at 12 noon and 2pm Free Entry 11am - 4pm sunday 14th MarCh

MOTHER’S DAY LUNCH what would we do without our Mum? Let her know how much you appreciate her by treating her to a delicious sunday lunch. includes a special gift for mum.

From £7.95 per person friday 28th May

70’S NIGHT turn the clock back to the 70’s and join us for our non-stop disco where we will be spinning disco hits from this funky era. the evening will also include a 70’s themed two course meal. why not dress up for the night? £19.95 per person

HEALTH and beauty

ESP’s Charlotte Jolly has all the latest health and beauty news…

STUB IT OUT! Tried quitting before but gone back to smoking? You’ll be pleased to know that you’re not alone, but don’t give up on giving up. And what better time to try again than now? Wednesday March 10 is No Smoking Day which is a great trigger for you to break free from this dirty habit.

NHS Peterborough Stop Smoking have teamed up with pharmacies across the city, to help make stopping smoking easier and more convenient for you.

Throughout March go to any participating pharmacy across Peterborough to access free, confidential advice and support to help you break the habit, and you'll also receive £75 worth of free nicotine replacement therapy (NRT), such as patches, gum and inhalators.

Join the many others who are taking steps towards a smoke free lifestyle this year with this help and support and not only will you hopefully live much longer if you’re fag free, but you’ll smell nicer, have better skin and save a lot of money.

Here are just a few good reasons why you should be a quitter.

• You’ll benefit financially – you could save up to £42 a week.

That’s a new pair of shoes!

• Better skin, hair and eyes – your hair will no longer smell, your skin will be brighter and your eyes won’t be so red.

• Whiter teeth – smoking can cause discoloration to your teeth no matter how many times you visit your dentist.

• Look younger for longer – quitting will help you avoid premature ageing.

• You’ll have more energy – your fitness levels will improve dramatically, making exercise easier and more enjoyable.

• Better sense of taste and smell – your sense of taste and smell will be greatly improved as soon as 48 hours after giving up.

• More time for yourself and friends and family – it takes nearly 10 mins to smoke a cigarette so if you smoke 10 a day that’s over an hour and a half you can save.

You’re more likely to quit with help, that’s a fact, so call 0800 376 56 55 (answer phone outside working hours).

NHS Peterborough's Stop Smoking service will also be on hand at Serpentine Green in Hampton giving advice and support from Monday March 6 to Friday March 12, from 9am to 5pm.

HOT NEW STYLES AND PRODUCTS @ MICHAEL JOHN “There are lots of medium to long hair styles playing a big part this season but with lots of versatility,” said Mick. “Straight styles through to more wavy, spiral curls mixed with braiding or loosely put up for that softer feminine style. This looks great with the English rose style! There’s also lots of choppy, textured layering with low side partings and some strong fringes making a comeback.”

On the colour front, as you’d expect, there are lots of new blondes coming out ready to hit the salons for Easter along with new duo tone reds using a darker red as a base with slices of a brighter, lighter red.

There are plenty of new products at the salon this month but the hottest is the new System Professional treatment range which can treat two problems at the same time making it the ideal luxury treatment range.

Prices start from £10 to £16.95 for the dual mask and infusion. Customers are clamouring for this and seeing some great results.

A new season means new trends, and that applies to hair as much as fashion, so I popped into the Michael John salon in Queensgate for a steer on the latest looks.

Mick told me their new collection includes lots of new cap cuts and undercuts for brave types who just have to have the very latest look! But what if you’re not so brave? www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

Tigi have added to the S-Factor range with Wonderful Tonight, an overnight treatment containing Keravistm, a miracle ingredient which is proven to triple the strength of damaged hair. The other new product from S Factor is Spun Satin – a feather-light styling soufflé.

There are some great special offers at the Michael John salon this month with the GHD Precious gift set reduced from £155 to £135 and normal medium GHD’s reduced from £119 to £99 including a free case!

In The Elemis Beauty Room Steph the beautician has some great offers for Mother’s Day and Easter from Elemis facials to O.P.I manicures, Indian head

massage and reflexology. There’s the new Elemis Pro Radiance cream cleanser (£27) which comes with a complimentary 15ml pro-collagen marine cream and facial mitt, or if mum enjoys a soak in the bath you can treat her to the limited edition Elemis skinnourishing milk bath 100ml extra at £49. Alternatively a gift set or gift voucher is the ideal answer!

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Peterborough pop star and Brit Award winner Aston Merrygold is getting ready for his big homecoming gig with his JLS band mates and tickets are being snapped up fast.

Aston told ESP – “To come back and perform in Peterborough will be great, absolutely amazing. My mum actually told me about the Peterborough gig – it was a really nice, lovely surprise.”

The JLS thrill ride keeps on going and now with two Brit Awards for Best Breakthrough Act and Best Single there’s no sign things are slowing down and as Aston puts it – “Everything’s going at 120 miles per hour!”

Aston was stunned by their Brits success and admits they were up against stiff competition – “It’s been such a great year what with the MOBOs and everything we’ve been so thankful just to be there, but the Brits isn’t just urban music, this was full on, international as well as British acts and some of the biggest acts around.”

Heart breakfast show presenters Kev and Abby announced the massive

news on the radio station that Aston and JLS are coming to the city on Sunday July 18 and told ESP they can’t wait for the gig.

"We’re so excited that Heart are presenting JLS in Peterborough, we've been massive fans of the boys since they came on our show in the audition stages of X Factor. It's going to be an amazing day and the fact that Peterborough is Aston's home town makes it even more special."

While it’s getting harder and harder for Aston to show his face here he’s working hard at keeping his links with his home town – “I try and get home even if just for an hour, but mum’s more than happy to come and see me.

I speak to her every day anyway.”

Demand for JLS concert tickets have gone through the roof since the Brits with extra dates being added and Aston

says we’re in for a real show – “Anyone who’s seen our tour will know there’s a lot going on and I’m not afraid to throw a back flip or two but we’ve got some new tricks up our sleeves. The tour’s incredible, we’ve had really good reviews. I think we’ve surprised a lot of people.

“Now putting on a show comes more naturally, we start off doing several numbers and we’re not out of breath, we’re all singing live and nobody’s carrying anyone. We’re having so much fun and are really pushing the boundaries.

“It’s a very exciting time for us, it’s all new and we’re trying out new stuff and experimenting.”

Despite all the female attention, for now it sounds like Aston still has his feet on

the ground. When we quizzed him what he was asking his mum for on his birthday he had a very down to earth request.

“A kettle! I’m getting a house and haven’t really got time to shop now so I’ve asked for house stuff. I quite like arty photos and retro stuff. I used to have time to go out but with the tour and our profile now it’s pretty much impossible. We wouldn’t change anything for the world though – when performing we’re at our happiest.”

JLS’ Peterborough concert will feature a variety of support acts and kicks off at 5.30pm finishing around 9.45pm.

Tickets are £28.50 from www.heart.co.uk/Peterborough

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a part of this. We know we need nutrients for strong bones and teeth but we also need good nutrition to keep our immune system strong and in our mouths help in the prevention of infections and inflammation (periodontal disease).

Good dental work’s vital but so too is eating a healthy diet which helps build collagen for our gum structure and to support our immune system, nutrients such as – • Vitamin C • Zinc • Flavanoids (compounds found in fruit and veg) • Folic Acid (found in rich dark green leafy veg) • Vitamin E… and much more.

There are also supplements that may be supportive in periodontal disease but some that certainly get more notice are certain probiotic strains, Vitamin C and COQ10 (always take advice before using supplement).

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Sometimes we feel we don’t have much to smile about. This time of year is especially difficult for some as they’re feeling gloomy due to the lack of sunlight, darker nights and less fresh air but as the saying goes – when you smile the whole world smiles with you. But what if your teeth are giving your nothing to smile about?

Having just returned from a weekend seminar for holistic dentists I’ve been (as I have for many years) impressed by the whole body approach that these professionals take. They’re showing that an integrated dental approach can help your overall wellbeing and health.

Our mouth is the top end of our digestive

system, it’s the gateway to our inner-tube of life and the rest of our body, therefore a healthy mouth will help support a healthy body. We have a world of bacteria in our mouth, hopefully being kept in order by our immune system.

Good nutrition as we know is the foundation for health, and our teeth and gums are also

There’s been a huge increase in the tooth whitening industry to help us with that big pearly white smile, but remember having white teeth will not always equal a healthy mouth. Plaque that builds up during the day (sounds lovely doesn’t it?) harbours bacteria which can lead to gum disease as the bacteria release wastes that can affect your defence mechanisms, which may lead to inflammation and infection.

Have you ever noticed when you eat a lot of refined carbohydrates and sugars your teeth feel rough and sticky? This is due to the plaque. By reducing these foods in your diet you may reduce the amount of plaque build up which breeds bacteria!

So, it goes without saying, not only good brushing but FLOSSING will help keep teeth and gums healthy coupled with a good healthy diet to support your teeth, gums and immune system!

“Good nutrition as we know is the foundation for health, and our teeth and gums are also a part of this.”

Keep smiling, and remember to visit your dentist regularly!

Karen

For more information on health and nutrition go to my website www.karendevine.co.uk

Karen has a diploma in nutritional medicine, nutritional therapeutics and homotoxicology; she is a member of the British Association of Nutritional Therapists and runs her own private practice.

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THE LEGEND OF ST. DARRAGH’S DAY Every year on March 24 the whole of Peterborough becomes Irish for the day to celebrate the birth of St. Darragh, patron saint of Peterborough. Over 200,000 people either stay in their homes in a loyal display of self-reflection and belief or go out on the lash drinking Guinness and singing.

In the past St. Darragh's Day wasn't really celebrated, but since 2006 it’s become one mahoosive celebration with people growing stubble, wearing sunglasses and hanging around with two bodyguards.

Much of St. Darragh's life is shrouded in legend. For centuries to come scholars will be trying to separate the fact from the fiction surrounding his life and official press statements on the Posh website.

It’s doubtful that St. Darragh was the first believer in Peterborough, or that he introduced the idea of belief to the city all on his own. This was probably a myth created by the Posh Independent Soccer Supporters Hastily Elected Auxiliary Dipsomaniac Society or P.*.S.S.H.E.A.D.S for short It’s more likely that there were already believers in the city especially around Oundle Road and Fletton Avenue who first experienced belief when Lord Noel of Cantwell ruled the city.

A popular myth associated with St. Darragh is that he banished snakes, sorry I mean overpaid old footballers from Peterborough, however whilst there is some truth to this myth there’s always the possibility that overpaid old footballers will one day return to the city, either on a free transfer or on a player-plus-cash deal.

But the legend of St. Darragh continues to flourish and whilst some of the facts might seem surreal or ambitious, never underestimate the power of ‘poshitive’ thinking.

Whatever the truth about St. Darragh's life, you would be well advised to keep quiet about any doubts you may have about the saint. Peterborians will defend their patron saint with great pride and passion... particularly at 3pm on a Saturday and 7.45pm on a Tuesday night.

JOKES OF THE MONTH MARLENE'S MISSING HEELS I'm sure many of you enjoyed ESP's 'Burlesque Beauties' photoshoot last month with Tori and Becca. I don't mind admitting that I spent a good length of time dwelling on those pages when the magazine came out. And no, it's not because I enjoy looking at women in their pants (and anyone who says I do is lying) but because I noticed that a pair of leopard print high heels that were used in the photoshoot bore a remarkable resemblance to the ones that Marlene used to wear in Only Fools & Horses! I'm now looking forward to ESP's summer swimwear photoshoot which will hopefully feature Trigger's dolphin that he lost on 'The Jolly Boys Outing'. Go on girls, you know it makes sense… www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

"When I heard that the economy’s grown by 0.1% and that we're now out of recession I thought – 'Must've been that big bottle of Coke I bought last week'. Either that or Susan Boyle's had her back waxed." – Sean Lock "Men spend on average 20 minutes in the bathroom every day, whereas women spend 27. Although women never spend 27 minutes in the bathroom directly after a man's spent 20 minutes in there." – Jimmy Carr "People keep saying – “Oh Avatar, it's the ultimate film experience” No it isn't. When Sixth Sense came out you know that bit when the kid goes 'I see dead people' there was a bloke sitting behind me on the back row of the cinema who goes – 'That's nothing – I sh*g them'. Now that's gotta be the ultimate film experience surely!" – Russell Howard

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ONLY JOKING, RADIUS March 26

The Only Joking night at Radius is going from strength to strength – headlining this month is Dan Nightingale, one of stand-up’s rising stars.

Starting out by compering comedy clubs up north, he mixes cutting observation and raucous gags with high energy audience work and a natural playfulness, engaging any crowd. Described as original, creative and totally un-predictable, he’s definitely worth checking out. The opening act is James Mullinger, who’s been in the finals of three highly respected awards, including Jimmy Carr’s Comedy Idol.

Rob Beckett and Scott Adams will also be appearing, and the whole night is compered by Chris Mayo. Tickets are £10 in advance from The Solstice or £12 on the door. Call 07890 062371.

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Another brilliant night of hilarity is promised at Stamford’s monthly stand up night starring Lewis Schaffer, Grainne Maguire and Ali Cooke. It starts at 8pm. Tickets £10 (£8, £6 students and groups). Box office: 01780 763203.

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CRESSET COMEDY CLUB March 26

The long running monthly Comedy Club is back at The Cresset in Bretton with a fantastic line-up this month. We can thoroughly recommend cheeky east-ender Eddy Brimson, he’s joined by Jongleurs regular Susan Murray, a black country lass who takes no prisoners, Hattie Hayridge better known as Holly the computer on Red Dwarf and Jon Robins comperes the night. It starts at 8.15pm and tickets are £9.50 in advance or £12.50 on the door.

Box office: 01733 265705.

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PAPARAZZI GOES ON A PUB CRAWL! Last month the ESP Paparazzi went on a tour of the city’s pubs and bars. They called in first at The Brewery Tap, where the charity music night was in full swing – bands such as the One eyed Cats and Citizen Smith got together to help raise £3,000 for Unicef’s Haiti Earthquake Appeal.

Next up was The Ostrich on North Street, which has live bands every weekend and karaoke on Sunday in the recently refurbished bar. Revellers can try a range of real ales and ciders, get food at lunchtime and try their hand at bar billiards, which is surprisingly addictive.

They then visited The Cherry Tree on Oundle Road, a favourite amongst music lovers for years, thanks to the landlord and lady’s commitment. Popular amongst locals and those from further afield, it’s definitely worth a trip out of the town centre. The ESP Paparazzi visited on a Sunday and found the place packed for poker night They then made a stop at The Office further down Oundle Road – no, not the one where we write ESP, but the pub! There’s live music every Saturday and a family beer garden, as well as a poker night on Wednesdays, so The Office attracts a pretty diverse yet friendly crowd.

Finally, they took a trip to The Cellar Bar, beneath Thorpe Lodge Hotel on Thorpe Road. This initimate, cosy venue is one of the city’s best kept secrets. It’s built a reputation for great live nights and karaoke so make sure you stop by sometime.

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KELLY’S LOOKING HOT FOR SPORT RELIEF Former model Kelly Brook, a recent star in Calendar Girls caused a stir on London’s Underground posters hiding her modesty behind two cherry buns, covers up considerably in her favourite Sport Relief t-shirt, but still manages to look utterly stunning!

Gorgeous Kelly, who’s been photographed modeling some of the official range, says – “I’m very happy to be involved and model these t-shirts. It’s such a great cause and all the money goes to projects in this country and internationally.”

Kelly did a special promotional shoot with current boyfriend, rugby star Danny Cipriani to launch the official Sport Relief t-shirts, exclusively designed by the Beckham family... including the boys! The Sport Relief Weekend takes place this month from Friday March 19 to Sunday 21 and it’ll be three whole days of energy, entertainment and events to help the nation rise to the challenge!

To look the part you’ll need to grab yourself one of the designs which have been modelled by various celebs include Sophie Ellis Bextor and Abby Clancy and are now on sale at Sainsbury’s and TK Maxx. Rugby star Danny Cipriani says the one he modelled is his favourite – “It’s casual, relaxed, the sort of thing you could wear every day,” while Abby prefers the rock chick look – “I love the vest – I think it’s really cool.”

There’s a series of t-shirts with one to suit everybody including one of David in a distinctive self portrait showcasing his famous footie skills. Now we all know Posh likes her fashion but apparently this was all a family affair with even the junior Beckhams – Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz joining in the creative process, armed with spray cans and a blank canvas, to create a unique one-off Beckham family collaboration. Each t-shirt features The Beckhams for Sport Relief logo, a combination of the footprints of each family member. “'Victoria and I are excited to be involved with Sport Relief again this year,” said David. “Our family had a great time designing the t-shirt range and we hope it will raise much needed funds for many important causes. The most important thing is that the money raised will make a genuine difference to people’s lives.”

The t-shirts are all made with 100% Fairtrade certified cotton. All net profits from sales will go towards helping people living unimaginably tough lives both across the UK and the world’s poorest countries. They’re now on sale exclusively instore and online at Sainsbury’s and TK Maxx and www.sportrelief.com.

So, been there done that, bought the t-shirt? Not quite. Now you need to limber up and actually get out there! The Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile takes place on Sunday March 21 when you can set your own challenge by having the choice of running one, three or six miles. This year you can take part at Ferry Meadows in Peterborough, Polebrook near Oundle, Rutland Water or Hinchingbrooke Country Park and you can sign up for your nearest mile at www.sportrelief.com.

You can be a couch potato for one night though and that’s to watch it all on the telly as there’ll be fantastic night of entertainment on Friday March 19 on the BBC. Coverage from the Mile events will be shown during The Sport Relief Mile Show on Sunday March 21 on BBC One, with those participating as the stars of the show – that could be you!

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BREWERY TAP BACK TO ITS (G The Muddy Promotions crew have been a little quiet of late, but are set to return on March 19 with a Grassroots Spring Equinox Party at the Brewery Tap. Billed as a taster for the Grassroots Banquet Festival which is hopefully returning in September, the night features some diverse acts that are all pretty much guaranteed to put a smile on your face. The headliner is punk poet Atilla The Stockbroker – inspired by the attitude of the punk scene and The Clash in particular, he started off by blagging slots at punk gigs and soon got onto the John Peel Show and the front cover of Melody Maker.

I saw him at Grassroots 2008 and it was one of the highlights of the weekend – he’s witty and mocking, challenging the establishment but retaining a sense of humility. Check him out at www.attilathestockbroker.com.

Atilla The Stockbroker

Other live acts at the party night include Gideon Conn, an amazing singer/songwriter, see www.myspace.com/gideonconn; Peterborough legends Freepeace, who blend genres to make a sound that’s guaranteed to make you dance, listen at www.myspace.com/fre3peace and Thomas Fox who mixes comedy with keyboards. Then there’s Thudbox who have to be heard to be believed, an eleven-strong group of percussionists who mix samba with a drum ‘n’ bass influence – hear them for yourself on www.myspace.com/thudbox.

Gideon Conn

It should be a music night to remember and it’s always a great night at the tap anyway with great Thai food and real ales, the full Oakham Ales range and now you can even enjoy cocktails too!

Entry is £4 on the door before 9pm and £5 after. Just call 01733 358500 for more details or see www.oakhamales.com or search for Glass Onion on Facebook.

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MORE MUSIC ON TAP The Brewery Tap has a reputation for being one of the most inclusive night time venues in Peterborough and they have a series of new nights coming up, all designed to cater for as many ages and tastes as possible! The Tap Room doubles as a function room for hire and as a cosier part of the Brewery Tap for these forthcoming nights…

First up is Bounce To The Ounce on March 13 – DJs Julz and Sito, as well as special guests, will be playing the best soul, funk and rare grooves. It’s definitely going to be one sexy party, so get your Travolta moves practised!

All old-school ravers should head to The Tap on April 3 when Mr Clubman, Julz and Sito host Origins, a night dedicated to the heady days of ’89 – ’93, so get ready to reach for the lasers!

Dolly girls and rockabilly boys will be heading to Jump Back And Jive on April 4 brought to you by Jump Back 45. Expect doo-wop and rock ‘n’ roll classics, as well as a fair few rarities.

Jelly Roll is a one of a kind night and comes to The Tap on April 10. Packed full of old school, 50s and 60s r’n’b as well as vintage ska and reggae, this’ll be a seriously smooth night. www.oakhamales.com

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Town Bridge, Peterborough. Tel: 01733 315702 www.east-restaurant.co.uk When seventeen of us descended on East restaurant for a birthday meal we found our table set and ready, were greeted with a smile and throughout the night the slick team at this city centre venue were spot on. The service was swift and our party enjoyed gorgeous food in a stylish setting.

The food at East never disappoints so you know you’re safe whatever you choose from the diverse menu but some of us opted for set menus for ease.

True to style the food just kept on coming with a minimum wait in between dishes and the standards were always high.

This is fine dining indeed and takes your taste buds on a trip across the orient with dishes and flavours to die for. All cooked to perfection and beautifully presented the starters through to the main course didn’t fail.

The setting on the river with the boat nestled beneath the town bridge is certainly another huge plus point and East has a great atmosphere for couples or larger groups like ours. A few pints of Oakham Ales were downed – another benefit you won’t get at most city restaurants – and a great birthday party was enjoyed by all.

If you haven’t tried East on the river yet there’s no excuse this month as the chefs have prepared a special set menu where four can dine for the price of three. Prices start from £17.95 per person and the offer is available lunchtimes and evenings (Sunday-Thursday only). Now there’s a great reason to get your friends together whether it’s anyone’s birthday or not!

Sunday 14th March

Mothering Sunday lunch special menu, present for all mothers

Wednesday 17th March

St. Patrick’s night – Irish supper with live Irish band James V Joyce, a great night with lots of fun.

Don’t forget to pop along to see our country shop.

THE KINGS HEAD, APETHORPE. TEL: 01780 470627

Special Menu – March Offer

4 Dine for the Price of 3 Prices start from £17.95 per person Offer available Lunchtimes and Evenings (Sunday – Thursday only)

‘A dining experience with a difference’ • Lunchtime Tuesday to Friday – 12pm to 2pm (2 course option) • Evening Dinner Tuesday to Saturday - 7.00pm to 10.30pm 3 courses includes coffee & mints £25.95 • 3 course Sunday lunch, includes coffee + mints £19.50 Bookings essential

The Cherry House Restaurant 125 Church Street,Werrington, Peterborough 01733 571721

13th Century pub, 21st Century Food • Our food encompasses all that is seasonal, and where possible local and organic.

Don’t forget Mothering Sunday on 14th March Celebratory buffet on £12.95 per person BOOK NOW to avoid disappointment

• Check website for latest offers

Mother’s Day Mother’s Day bookings now being taken

4 Lincoln Road, Northborough PE6 9BL 01733 252300 www.the-pack-horse.co.uk

Lunch 12-2.30pm Mon-Sat 12-3.30pm Sun (Buffet) Dinner 5.30-11.00pm Fri & Sat 5.30-10.30pm Sun-Thurs

Upper Deck, Charters, Town Bridge, Peterborough, PE1 1FP

PIZZA PIONEERS 27 YEARS AND GOING STRONG Business was great at weekends but customers weren’t visiting the restaurant in the week. So the idea of taking pizzas to customers was born!

Unbeknown to them, they’d created the first pizza delivery service in the UK. A £50 second-hand mini van was purchased as the delivery vehicle. Painted bright orange and fitted out with a homemade heated oven, it was stolen the day after but soon spotted by an unemployed man whose reward was to be given a job as the country’s first official pizza delivery driver!

Brother’s Sebastian and Tony Scibelli with school friend Stef Malajny decided to go into business back in 1977 after a five-a-side football game at their local youth club in Woodston.

Businesses have been formed under less unusual circumstances but that didn’t matter.

What did was a profit of £32 the young apprentices made after their first venture – a Tamla Motown night starring local DJ Roger Black.

S&M Entertainments was born and the budding entrepreneurs never looked back. The next six years saw them corner the local disco market and promote events like the World Disco Dancing Championships (they secured Peterborough to stage a regional final) and lay claim to running the first kiss-o-gram agency in the UK. But in 1983 they decided to try their hand at the restaurant business. They took over Greek restaurant, the Kebab House (on the town bridge) and converted it into an Italian eatery called Papa Luigi, with pizzas – cooked in a log oven – being the signature dish.

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As the years rolled by Papa Luigi picked up regular awards from the Pizza & Pasta Association for business (franchised shops in Peterborough, Milton Keynes, Northampton and Huntingdon) and for promotions. The firm was recognised for being the first pizza delivery company to introduce ‘buy one get one free’ during the house price crash of the late 1980s.

It was at this time when Frank Baylis and Abby Bahnam joined the business as a delivery driver and kitchen assistant respectively. Today they co-run Peterborough’s shops with their wives Anna and Val in Lincoln Road and London Road.

Merging the two shops has ensured product consistency, identical menus and promotions

across our pizza-mad city (Peterborough is known as Pizzaborough in the trade).

Papa Luigi’s always prided itself on using fresh dough and ingredients that are prepared on the premises each day. Even the tasty garlic bread mix is made from scratch. Pizzas are still king for the business but homemade pasta dishes are favourite meal options for hundreds of customers too.

The shops are currently offering on collection only, lasagna or cannelloni with French fries and salad for just £4.95 between 11am and 3pm.

But if it’s still pizza for you then the ‘2 For A Tenner’ collection deal is great value and so is

the take-away or delivery offer of a 15” pizza with five toppings plus a side order and a bottle of wine for only £14.95.

A new summer menu will be launched in April with unbeatable meal deals and World Cup specials. A re-vamped www.papa-luigi.co.uk website is on its way too. Call 01733 895555 (south) and 777111 (north).

The Golden Pheasant Mothering Sunday - March 14th 3 sittings 12pm, 2.30pm & 5pm Booking essential

St Patrick’s Night - Sat March 13th

Wansford in England An English Country Restaurant Bookings being taken for Mothers Day and Easter Sunday

With Irish band Skip Hire. £15 a head including a hot supper

Beer Festival - Easter Weekend April 2nd – 5th

Traditional Sunday Roast Lunch 3 course £19.45

Live music, 16 beers, Ciders & fruit beers, Easter Egg Hunt • Food served daily noon – 2pm and 6pm – 9pm, Sundays 12noon ‘til 6pm • Open all day Fri, Sat, Sun • Pit-stop for Green Wheel cycle route • Real ales, large beer garden and parking area

For hire, our fully serviced events marquee, for weddings, conferences, parties, in fact it’s the perfect setting for any occasion. NOW OPEN all year round.

Main Road, Etton, Peterborough. Tel: 01733 252387 www.thegoldenpheasant.net

• Cosy log fire • Local fresh produce • Real ales served in top condition • Beer garden • Child friendly with play area • Function room available for private parties and special occasions

Now open for morning coffee from 10.30am • Lite bite lunch menu from £4.95 • Traditional English A la Carte evening meals

Fiddlesticks Restaurant

26 London Road, Wansford, Peterborough PE8 6JE Tel: 01780 784111

New menu launch - come and try our amazing new menu Open all day for food on Saturday and Sunday - Roasts served all day Book now for Mother's Day - Sunday, March 14th - Free hand made chocolates to all Mums made by our Chef Andy Chandler Celebrate St Patrick's Day at the Red Lion with a traditional folk music night on Wednesday 17th March and a traditional Irish Céilí on Saturday 20th March featuring Gerard McCauley, Irish dance champion and group of Irish champion musicians - Free!

Marquee available for weddings and other events - very competitive pricing • Monday – Friday – food served 12-2pm, 6-9pm • Saturday – food served 12-9pm • Sunday menu including roast 12-8pm • Early Bird menu Mon-Fri, £12 for two main courses 6pm-7pm • Sunday evening quiz – cash prizes to be won • Karaoke first Saturday of every month • Live entertainment Friday nights & meat raffle

48 King Street, West Deeping, Peterborough, PE6 9HP Tel: 01778 347190 www.redlionwestdeeping.co.uk / theredlionwestdeeping@hotmail.com

Excellent range of Real Ales CAMRA Gold Award Winner

Traditional pub with a warm, welcoming atmosphere

DOING IT FOR THE KIDS coherent. We spent about 25 minutes calming her down and talking to her with a social worker and managed to persuade her to come back with us.

“At that age and in that condition she was very vulnerable. The fact we can help someone like that who needs care rather than arresting is far more rewarding and justified in the circumstances.”

Tonight the Operation Stay Safe team are out and about on the streets of Peterborough. They’re looking to help young people and kids putting themselves at risk out late at night, drinking, experimenting with drugs or generally causing a nuisance.

Sgt. Tim Archer and his team have headed out in unmarked cars but wear high visibility uniforms so kids are clear who they’re talking to. It’s not long before they come across a group with booze and Tim says it’s sadly not unusual.

“We spotted a girl, only about 13 years-old, walking along a busy road staggering near traffic. She was clearly drunk and the older lad she was with, who was about 16, had used drugs but was more

Peterborough police were the first in the East of England to trial the scheme which is so far proving a real success. Police, social workers and Drinksense volunteers form the team and operate from 5.30pm until midnight. They run Operation Stay Safe every 4-5 weeks in areas where the Neighbourhood Policing Teams have highlighted problems or where there have been reports of young people gathering or causing problems.

“This operation is such a simple thing – ideally it would happen every week,” says Tim. “It really does work and on average we have about two or three kids in vulnerable situations who we take back to the designated safe centre and then get them back home.”

Once back at the safe centre social workers and

Drinksense step in to talk to the kids and Tim believes this strong link between the agencies all working together is the key – “We all focus purely on this operation on the night so we can be more thorough than a general patrol and have the back-up of the others. The kids know when we’re out and modify their behaviour and for some it’s even quite reassuring.”

While groups of youths hanging about at night are often seen as being up to no good, one of the biggest concerns is the vulnerable situations they’re actually placing themselves in, whether it’s drinking and getting out of control or putting themselves at risk in a variety of other ways.

“Young people and their parents need to understand just how vulnerable they are when they’re out unsupervised and possibly experimenting with drink and drugs,” adds Tim. “It’s all about talking about the issues and being aware. Parents need to know where their kids are and if they struggle to discuss issues like drug taking there’s plenty of information on the FRANK website.” www.talktofrank.com

0345 456 456 4 www.cambs.police.uk

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Three years ago I test drove the C30 for ESP and loved it, so given the chance again I jumped at it.

You’ll no doubt want some uplifting tunes to add to that feel-good factor and the C30 has fantastic surround sound so all your passengers benefit, plus there are all the gadgets and gizmos we just can’t seem to live without in modern cars these days.

Sales manager Ashleigh Carnell says the C30 has unlocked a whole new customer base for Volvo with the majority of C30 customer’s new to the brand.

At first glance it looks the same but on closer inspection you’ll see the front grill has changed with more aggressive headlamps to give it that mean look, and at the back there are state-of-the-art adaptive brake lights to warn cars behind you when you brake harder than normal.

“The image of Volvo has changed significantly over the past three years with the

The exceptional interior just adds to the all round quality of the whole car and there are loads of customisation possibilities, including the sporty R-Design trim and of course all the safety factors we’ve come to expect from Volvo to protect you and your passengers.

introduction of new models such as the C30 and XC60,” says Ashleigh “it’s no longer seen in my opinion as a pipe and slippers brand.

The C30 has something for everyone, from the entry level 1.6s up to the 240ps R-Design T5.

Volvo’s start/stop technology is second to none and has the ability to carry you over 800 miles on a single tank with free road fund licence!

You can grab yourself a C30 on the road from as little as £14,995 for a basic model or the new sporty R-Design starts from £17,095. To top it all off you can get some beautiful interior designs and fab colours too just like the Orange Flame one I was lucky enough to test drive!

“The C30 is an iconic car with its clever design and attention to detail”

All this quality and you can still be friendlier to the environment with low CO2 emissions too.

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“I’m extremely excited by the models currently on offer with new models planned for launch later this year. The C30 is an iconic car with its clever design and attention to detail, not forgetting Volvo’s reputation for producing cars with world leading safety design.”

I’d just like to say a big thank you to Ashleigh at Marshall Volvo for the loan of the car; I really did have fun driving it around Peterborough… again!

To take a test drive just call the guys at Volvo in Peterborough on 01733 213026 or log on to www.marshallweb.co.uk Shirley Frost

Marshall Volvo Mallory Road, Boongate Tel: 01733 894894 www.marshallweb.co.uk

DEALER TIP Ashleigh Carnell – Sales Manager We’re currently offering one year’s free insurance on the Volvo C30 (excludes all ‘S’ models, D5 and T5 engines) and 0% APR on 24 and 36 month agreements with a 50% deposit.

Scrappage deals are available but you need to be quick as it’s only been extended until March 31.

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A convertible’s for life not just the summer you know! How cool is it to be able to throw the top down on a cold crisp day, crank up the dual-zone climate control and blow away the winter blues? Even better, you can currently knock £6,595 off the Saab 9-3 convertible’s price tag... now that is pretty breathtaking! convertible so they can get a full season’s use out of it,” explains dealer principal Alan Wensak, “so we’re helping customers get a head start to buy one. Nothing raises your spirits like having the top down and this is the definitive four season, fourseater car built for year-round open top enjoyment.”

The 9-3 (now just £19,995) not only looks a knockout in this hot red but it’s also available with rear parking sensors, the innovative electronic stability programme, front fog lights and a state-of-the-art audio system – come on, who doesn’t want some quality sounds when you’re cruising with the top down?! OK, so this is the UK, not the Med but should the good old British weather take a turn you can be cocooned under its triple-insulated hood in just 20 seconds.

A convertible’s for life not just the summer you know!

How cool is it to be able to throw the top down on a cold crisp day, crank up the dual-zone climate control and blow away the winter blues. Even better, you can currently knock £6,595 off the Saab 9-3 convertible’s price tag... now that is pretty breathtaking!

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of an impending sale to luxury car maker Spyker looks like the future is now much brighter.

“Having acquired the franchise in 2009 it’s great news to know that 12 months work and effort to build a relationship with customers is something we can continue with in future years. We were proud to get the franchise and we enjoy the product so news of a potential deal is very encouraging and so for us it’s business as usual.”

Of course it’s not long to go until the new 9-5 arrives at Tyrell Park and Alan’s looking forward to its arrival.

“It’s a great way to start a new plate with such a fabulous looking executive car. This encapsulates all of Saab’s core values – safety, innovative styling, luxury and the latest generation technology.”

There’s another reason there’s a smile on Alan’s face, as, after some troubling times for Saab, news

Marshall Saab Tyrrell Park, Boongate, Peterborough PE1 5PT Sales: 08442 437519

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FIRE! IT’S A RISKY BUSINESS So the fire alarm goes off at work and amid the moans and groans people shuffle off reluctantly to the assembly point and shiver in the car park. It’s all a bit of an inconvenience along with changing that dodgy fire exit bulb and remembering to stick the emergency emergency action notice back up that fell down three months ago!

When you’re busy running a company or working hard in a small business it’s easy to be complacent about fire risks, sometimes without even realising it, but since legislation changed back in 2006 did you know that you could now be the one who should be taking charge of all this? Risk assessments and responsibility for complying with the Fire Safety Order now rests with the 'responsible person'. In a workplace, this is the employer and any other person who may have control of any part of the premises, for example, the occupier or owner. Right now there’ll be a whole bunch of people taking a gulp because loads of people in local companies who assume it’s someone else’s problem, don’t realise they’re actually the one who should be doing something and it’s quite a shock!

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The new fire safety rules came into force on October 1, 2006 and to hit you with the jargon the Regulatory Reform (Fire Safety) Order 2005 (RRO) was the biggest overhaul of fire safety legislation in decades… but many of us haven’t noticed yet!

“It’s not down to the fire service to do the assessment, but we do enforce the order,” says Steve. “If you’re the responsible person you must carry out a fire risk assessment and focus on the safety of everyone in the premises if there’s a fire,” explains Steve Robinson. “You need to pay particular attention to those at special risk, such as the disabled and those with individual needs that could affect their ability to escape quickly, such as pregnancy or sporting injuries.

“The fire risk assessment identifies risks that can be removed or reduced and the extent of the general fire precautions need to be taken to protect people against the fire risks that remain.

Now if panic’s setting in as it dawns on you that this is actually you, fear not. Legislation always sounds

scary but Steve and the guys at Dogsthorpe fire station are here to help.

“I’ve been to a number of fatal fires so I’m well aware of the consequences of poor fire safety,” says Steve. “As well as enforcing the order we also try to educate the business community and to this end we run workshops on fire risk assessment which are held regularly at Dogsthorpe Fire Station.

They’re just four hours long, they’re free to attend and are an easy way to help people in the business community comply with the legislation. Just call us on 01733 353202 to book a place.”

More info is available at www.firesafetyguides.communities.gov.uk where you can find various guides for different types of premises.

For further information about Cambridgeshire Fire and Rescue Service visit www.cambsfire.gov.uk

SCREENSCENE

MOVIE

Preview The dream team of Burton and Depp reunite once again in this re-imagining of Lewis Carroll’s muchloved tale.

With the support of Disney, the duo – who did a sterling job with 2005’s Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – will undoubtedly add a dark and quirky tone, particularly with Depp starring, unsurprisingly, as the Mad Hatter.

Newcomer Mia Wasikowska is the relative unknown as part of an all-star cast, as she stars as 19-year-old Alice, who returns to the magical world after her childhood adventure, to end the Red Queen’s (Helena Bonham-Carter) reign of terror.

In fact Burton’s partner Bonham Carter is just one member of a Brit-heavy cast that boasts Stephen Fry, Michael Sheen, Alan Rickman, Barbara Windsor, Timothy Spall and Matt Lucas doubling as Tweedledum and Dee.

Released: March 5 Cast: Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Mia Wasikowska Director: Tim Burton

Everything the Burton/Deep collaboration touches usually turns to gold and with Anne Hathaway rounding off the cast as the White Queen, this could arguably be the first big-budget blockbuster of the year.

GREEN ZONE

THE BLIND SIDE

SHUTTER ISLAND

Released: March 12

Released: March 12

Released: March 12

Talking of collaborations, you can’t do much better than director Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon, who paired for the last two Bourne movies.

This time they take on an Iraqi war thriller set in 2003, where Damon’s warrant officer is aiming to track down WMDs.

It looked like her career was on the slide, but Sandra Bullock follows her previous biggest movie, The Proposal, with an Oscarnominated turn in this feel-good drama based on a homeless AfricanAmerican, who gets to live out his American footballing dream.

It’s a competitive month in Hollywood, as another famous duo, Oscar-winning helmer Martin Scorsese and Leo DiCaprio, re-unite for the first time since The Departed in this thriller which sees DiCaprio’s US marshall sent to an island to investigate a mysterious disappearance.

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SEASON OF THE WITCH

Released: March 17

Released: March 19

Some say this is Jim Carrey’s darkest turn since The Cable Guy, as an incarcerated family man who falls in love with gay prisoner Ewan McGregor – then does everything in his power to escape to be with his new love, in this comedy from the writers of Bad Santa.

Nic Cage has sadly made more bad movies than good in the past few years, and this fantasy thriller, in which he stars as a 14th century knight with Ron ‘Hellboy’ Perlman transporting a witch suspected of starting the Black Plague, could turn the tide. Or maybe not…

ALSO OUT: LEGION (Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid) Released: March 5. CASE 39 (Renee Zellweger, Bradley Cooper) Released: March 5.

THE BOUNTY HUNTER (Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler) Released: March 17. OLD DOGS (John Travolta, Kelly Preston) Released: March 19.

NANNY McPHEE & THE BIG BANG (Emma Thompson) Released: March 26. www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

Release dates correct at the time of going to press

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Game On

MASS EFFECT 2 (X360/PC)

BIOSHOCK 2 (X360/PS3/PC)

The sequel to space opera Mass Effect ignites a Game On five-star double-bill as developers Bioware unleash an early contender for game of the year. All of the original’s niggles have been rectified as Commander Shepard returns (well, a semicloned version after being sucked out into space in the opening scene) – but it’s the gorgeous graphics and control system that’ve been particularly honed.

I’ve been waiting two-and-a-half years to return to Rapture – arguably next-gen video gaming’s most illustrious stage. Over-familiarity is the game’s major issue, but worries over new developers and a ‘bolton’ multiplayer mode prove unfounded – as Bioshock 2 flourishes in nearly every aspect. This time you play as a Big Daddy – complete with duelwielding plasmid and weapon abilities (drill, trap rivet and rocket spear are exciting new additions) – searching for your Little Sister Eleanor, with the lightning quick bad-ass Big Sister as your major adversary.

Out now

Out now

With an exceptional script, great sub-plots and sensational interaction – with only the shooting aspect still slightly lacking behind the best FPS’s – this is without doubt the best space-faring sci-fi adventure ever.

The nostalgic art-deco world of Rapture may have to be left behind for a third instalment, but this refined sequel’s still gaming enchantment under the sea.

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(PS3/X360/PSP) Out now

SUPER MONKEY BALL: STEP & ROLL

(X360/PS3/DS/PSP)

Just like with last month’s Darksiders review, this was always going to be compared to God Of War – but it deserves to stand out in its own right.

(WII) Out now

Out now

This worthy follow-up to Banana Blitz is fantastic in all but the game’s new selling point – the balance board.

If ever the word ‘solid’ was needed to describe a game then this motocross and quad bike-based racer is it.

That’s because this hugely enjoyable actioner – which boasts gruesomely satisfying gameplay – surprised me with how engrossing fighting in the depths of hell can be.

A plethora of noteworthy challenges, hit-and-miss minigames and a terrific co-op mode – coupled with trademark colourful graphics – expands the game in almost every way.

A generous helping of vehicles, terrains and racing variations are the plus points – including a refined control system – but it does become bland very quickly.

It does have dull and samey moments, and crusading Dante isn’t the most charismatic hero, but for the most part this is a polished product that deserves to set your console on fire.

Sadly the balance board is extremely frustrating, leaving the always reliable Wii remote as the best way to have a monkey of a time.

It can’t light a candle to last year’s racing best – Forza 3 and Dirt 2 – but fans of off-roading and stunting action will find enough to warrant a purchase.

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PHANTASY STAR ZERO

BLEACH: THE 3RD PHANTOM

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TATSUNOKO VS CAPCOM: ULTIMATE ALL-STARS (WII) Out now

(DS) Out now

Wii gets its best fighter in this heavily Japanese-inspired world which brings a few notable faces against a wealth of unknowns to the Western hemisphere. On Capcom’s side there’s familiarity with the likes of Ryu and Chun-Li, but unless you can remember Battle Of The Planets, the Tatsunoko brand boasts complete mystery.

Sega’s most famous roleplaying series is back with a brand new ultra-stylish postapocalyptic game for the DS.

Ultimately this leads to a sensational 2D fighting experience – despite not reaching the heights of SFIV – that’s best played with a Gamecube pad.

Reviews

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (12A) Released: March 22 (also on Blu-ray)

(DS) Out now

It may not be one of the bestknown Anime shows – but if this strategic RPG is anything to go by it’s well worth checking out.

Surviving humans have rebuilt cities into thriving metropolises, and it’s your job as a hunter to defend them against dangerous monsters.

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MX VS ATV REFLEX

2012 (12A) Released: March 29 (also on Blu-ray)

While love-struck females worldwide will probably add a couple of stars to the mark, this supernatural vampire sequel starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, is a watchable cash-cow.

John Cusack stars as a failed writer who helps save his family when Mayan prophecies predicting apocalyptic events come true, in this serviceable disaster thriller that makes up in special effects what it lacks in heart.

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The dramatic shift from the well-respected first two fighting games pays dividends for the franchise – with an exclusive spin-off storyline built from scratch.

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ALSO OUT: JULIE & JULIA (Meryl Streep, Amy Adams) Released: March 8.

ONLINE REVIEWS For the latest movie, DVD and game reviews from ESP , visit: www.espmag.co.uk/re views

ZOMBIELAND (Woody Harrelson, Abigail Breslin) Released: March 15. www.es p mag .co.u k ( Ma rch )

Thanks to Ian Hilling for helping playtest some of this month’s titles.

DANTE’S INFERNO

BRAYS SUPPORT FEEDER Yet again local band The Brays raised their profile one more notch. They were asked to support nationally renowned band Feeder who were playing as their side project The Renegades at The Water Rats pub in Kings Cross London.

In front of a packed house they stormed through a brilliant crowd-pleasing half hour set. But this was just the warm up for their triumphant return to the O2 arena where they played the Indigo stage on February 19. Each time they climb higher up the bill and ESP wishes them every success.

Mike Harris

NU-METAL RETURNS! If you were ever into the nu-metal scene – and I’m most definitely talking to the over 20’s here – you’ll probably remember a band called Hed(PE). Originally known for making party music within that scene, the recent years have seen them take a much more socially aware stance with their music, leading to much better results.They’re bringing their new outlook on life to Club Revolution on March 6, so take your chance to check them out. Tickets £10. Box office: 01733 310383 or see www.thepark4music.com

ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR Over the past six months something special’s been happening at the Westwood Hotel – every last Wednesday of the month has seen local musicians take to the stage to raise funds for the NSPCC. The organiser of Strum Wot Ya Brung, Ziggy, was inspired by a group of work colleagues who first completed the Three Peaks Challenge in 24 hours and then went on to trek in dry, dusty South Africa for nine days. Strum Wot Ya Brung has raised over £2,500 so far for charity, thanks to raffles and auctions during the show.

The Open Mic night continues this year but will be raising funds for the East Anglian Air Ambulance and the National Association for Bikers with Disabilities – the next show is March 24. It’s well worth checking out as the standard of artists is very high and the atmosphere fantastic. The Westwood Hotel has come into new management and been transformed – this reporter has been to a few nights and managed to not only keep my teeth, but even get a few drinks bought for me! Tel: 01733 562639.

Photo: Mike Harris

LIVE MUSIC

Liv Slater has the latest news from the local live music scene…

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT The 80s weren’t just about Michael Jackson and Madonna – some of the best guitar bands around were active at that time including Blondie and The Jam, so if you’re a fan of new wave and mod music head to the Bourne Corn Exchange on March 5.

Starting off one of the coolest 80s based nights we’ve heard of for a while will be The Jam’d, a tribute to a band whose influence is still being felt today. Playing all of The Jam’s best loved tracks and reliving the heady days of battles on Brighton beach, this act are worth the price of the ticket alone. Headlining the night is Blondied, a tribute to the coolest female-fronted band to come out of New York for decades.

Covering the whole of Blondie’s career with one of the most eerily similar Debbie Harry impersonators around, Blondied have been making a big noise on the tribute scene. As under 16’s are welcome, don’t miss your chance to educate the younger members of the family about real music – hopefully, it’ll prevent them from buying a Jedward single! Tickets £10, under 16’s £5. Box office: 07828 032241. www.myspace.com/michelleblondied www.thejamd.com www.bournecornexchange.co.uk

GETTING A TASTE FOR IT Indie-dance act The Whisky Jax are starting to break out into the national scene, with gigs across the country including an appearance at the Surface Unsigned Festival. Running like a massive battle of the bands, this series of gigs across the country culminates in a show at the Indigo2 inside the O2 Arena and winning acts get production and recording deals, professional photoshoots, endorsements and cash. They’ve got a warm-up gig at Charters Beer Festival on April 4 and we highly recommend you catch them live! Influenced by Calvin Harris, The Editors and Joy Division, they sound like the coolest party you’ve ever been to. To vote for them at Surface Unsigned, text Midlands (space) 3241 to 64343 - 16+ with bill payer’s permission, texts cost £1 each plus standard network charge, 10p will be donated to Oxfam for every text sent. T+C www.surfaceunsigned.co.uk.

For more information, visit www.myspace.com/whiskyjax

THIEVES GET DEPORTED Following a tour of back gardens around the country, The Candle Thieves are off to the famous SXSW Festival in Austin, Texas, later on this month. They’ve just been signed to a small independent label in America and are getting national press attention – don’t miss their gig at Mama Liz’s, Stamford on March 4. Combining serious song-writing with a light-hearted, almost naïve sound, the duo definitely stand out from a lot of the indie pop bands around at the moment. Inspired by the emotional honesty of The Eels, the Candle Thieves hope to mix this with a sense that seeing a band live should actually be fun – hence them giving out chocolate at shows and blowing bubbles on stage. Their new single We’re All Going To Die (Have Fun) is released digitally on March 29 and it’s definitely worth a listen. www.thecandlethieves.com

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“For those about to rock we salute you,” could be the rallying cry of the fans of Retrolux, who for those of you who haven’t seem them… rock. declined. “I couldn’t be bothered with the whole going to London thing, I was happy doing what I was doing.” The next time Dave saw the guy was on the Live Aid stage playing with David Bowie!

Again, no bitterness but perhaps just a slight whiff of melancholy in his voice.

Fast forward to 2004 and features in the local press about the past of the band surfaced and with Ian and Dave warming to the idea of a new band and playing together again, suddenly up pops Fozzy.

I first became aware of Foz back in ’90 when I was very good friends with his uncle, Ricky Dixon the brother of Terry Dixon, Fozzy’s late father. True to drummer form he turned up at The Swiss last and a tad flustered but still had the time to chat.

“It’s great playing with these guys, I love the music, it’s what I listen to at home.” He knows my early reluctance about the band was centred around his expansive drumming, which by the way is superb. “Yeah, I remember you saying that to me but I think we’ve grown into each other and now have a more rounded sound.” I couldn’t agree more Foz.

I caught up with Dave Colton, Ian Graham and Fozzy Dixon on a cold, miserable night in The Swiss Cottage, a great little pub for watching bands in. To be fair when I first saw Retrolux in their early days five years ago I wasn’t their biggest fan but as they’ve matured my view of them has altered and yes, they are bloody good.

Mind you with the pedigree they manifest it’s not surprising really.

Dave and Ian first got together as musicians way back in 1977 when they formed The Goblinz, a band who soon after morphed into The Name.

The Name had a bit of a time of it in the post punk/new wave era playing all the right places in London including the Marquee, 100 Club and the Electric Ballroom. Soon signed to Virgin they recount the time they spent at Richard Branson’s manor house in his £1,000 a day recording studio in ’79.

“It was amazing, we were stunned. We’d just come from little old Peterborough, we hadn’t seen anything like this.” You can still feel a slight sense of wonder at the memory. “To be fair we cocked it up, we were signed and blew it. Not www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

A strange thing raises its head here as the band tells me something which I found quite bizarre – “It was easier getting signed to Virgin in the 70s than it was getting the first few gigs in pubs in Peterborough!” I know landlords and ladies want a band that pulls a crowd but jeez that’s tough!

by any debauchery or illicit scandal just… blew it.” A statement not delivered with bitterness but a wistful – ‘ah well.’

Shortly after the foray into stardom the band petered out and Ian by his own admission became reclusive – “I went to Thorney, got out the way altogether. I still played and wrote my own stuff but didn’t really play in public for five years.”

Dave however threw himself into recording with Elephant studios in London recording with people like The Smiths, Fiction Factory and The Pleasure Heads, he also became involved with The Destructors, who still play and produce albums on a regular basis.

Another tale of ‘what if’ followed in ’84 with a call from a former band mate who asked Dave to come to London for an audition/rehearsal. Dave

The one fear of the band is that the type of music they play, in time, will be to an ever diminishing older audience – “We’re all getting older and half our audience will be too old to come out soon!”

– says Dave but I don’t think so, if look hard enough there are young people loving Led Zep, loving The Who loving goddamn good rock, the rock that Retrolux play to be precise.

They have an ambition to play the Beer Fest and maybe, just maybe, finish the band there, their last ever gig… Mike Lane if you’re reading, Beer Fest committee, if any of you are reading, that would be an awesome way for a city institute to bow out…

If you want to book Retrolux for, well anything really, phone Ian on 07533 792723 he’ll be happy to talk, he will also modestly tell you that he still goes out as a singer/ songwriter on his own and from Pete Liddon’s point of view it’s a great show!

March 2010

• Food served daily, Mon – Sat 12pm-2pm and 6pm-9pm. Sun 12 – 5.30pm • Every Tuesday - karaoke 9pm • Every Wednesday - Quiz Night 9.30pm

• Function room available for private parties • Every Sunday Texas Hold’em Poker starts 7.30pm

4th 5th 6th 12th 13th 19th 20th 25th 26th 27th

Outastock Kick Back White Spirit 101 Proof Riff Raff The Returns Aladdinsane Open Mic Night Slide to Open Porky Pig

Live Music MARCH Fri 5th 101 Proof Sat 6th Dr. A's Blues Consortium Fri 12th Brotherhood's Roundabout Sat 13th Gin House Fri 19th Children of the Revolution Sat 20th Symptom Fri 26th The Mighty Quinn Sat 27th Daffy & The Alien APRIL Thu 1st Ian (retrolux) Graham Fri 2nd Porky Pig Sat 3rd Les Woods Band

• Every Wednesday Quiz - £1 per person - £100 Jackpot -8.30pm • Selection of real ales • Food served from 12-3pm • Beer garden • Bar Billiards • Mighty Mouth Karaoke with Trev every Sunday 8.30pm

The Ostrich Inn 9 Oundle Road, Fletton,

Peterborough 01733 703495 FAX 01733 757563

17 North St, Peterborough 01733 752255

All bands subject to change

THE PERFECT RIVERSIDE LOCATION TO MEET, EAT, DRINK & ENJOY

12 real ales on tap including award winning beers from Oakham Ales

Easter Beer

Festival

Saturday 6th March

Art & Soul Live Night Acoustics from 9pm followed by the Richard Hall Band and Siren

Wednesday 10th March

THURSDAY 1ST APRIL – MONDAY 5TH APRIL

A Pint of Poetry & A Dash of Drama 8pm

30 + Real Ales, Ciders and Perries

Your chance to come and share your favourite pieces of poetry and drama, or just listen to other people perform and have a drink!

Live Music March 6th Grumpy Old Men 13th Bottled Out 20th One Eyed Cats 27th Afterdark April 3rd The Overdubs

Members Club New members welcome

Admission £2 – members free Admission £2 – members free Admission £2 – members free Admission £2 – members free

Admission £2 – members free

Saturday 3rd April

Art & Soul Live Night An evening of live music, acoustics from 9pm followed by Being Jo Francis and The Whisky Jax

Town Bridge, Peterborough 01733 315700 www.oakhamales.com

Also

• A selection of fine real ales • Darts, dominoes, crib, snooker and pool also available • Function room available for party hire (not Saturdays)

Food Food available daily all non members welcome

Ebeneezers, Grove Street, Peterborough Tel: 01733 567352

CLUBLAND

SKINS STARS @ METRO Young fans of Channel 4’s Skins should head to the next I Love 2 Party night at Club Metro. Two of the show’s stars who play Thomas and Emily will be making an appearance and DJ-ing at the club’s next under 18s night on April 8. For more details and tickets call James on 07564 188192 or take a look at www.ilove2partyuk.com

KISS FM PARTY Kiss FM’s Stuart Grant of the Breakfast Show will be DJing at Central in Stamford on March 27. The station’s built up a reputation as one of the best commercial dance stations on air thanks to its commitment to the freshest tunes and hottest remixes.

TRY PULSE8 Try something different this month and head to Pulse8 on Geneva Street – if you’re tired of drum ‘n’ bass and can’t face yet more commercial dance and cheesy chart hits then they have the answer! On March 20 cutting edge electro and progressive house DJs Mindaugelis and DJ Ignas will be pushing boundaries – already huge across Europe, they’ve been getting rave reviews in London too. Formerly Faith, this nightclub has seen some real changes since it re-opened so it’s worth checking out. Everyone’s welcome and if you’re tired of the same old faces, you’re bound to have a great night.

Things get sexy at Pulse8 with VIP Adult Entertainment at Impulse, a new night which begins on March 12 – dress to impress.

At the other end of the scale, younger clubbers can get a taste of the city’s night life on March 4 with a 16-18’s event, which’ll be running every month.

DANCE HARD Following a short break, the Bangingtunes.com crew return to Club Dissident, Lincoln Road on March 6.

Showcasing the best of hard dance, they’re

bringing Karim to town – a pioneer of the hard dance scene, he’s known for bringing mayhem to every club he visits. Expect an uncompromising and cutting edge set from a true lover of clubs! Supporting him will be Ben Townsend, Random But Raw and John Geary and the second room will feature an eclectic blend of everything from techno to happy hardcore from DJs such as Dave Naylor, Jay-Marie and Connors. Tickets £7.

BRANDON BLOCK @ METRO The massive Brandon Block comes to Club Metro on April 2 to help you celebrate the Easter Bank Holiday in style. One of the biggest names in dance, he’s performed all over the globe – now he’s coming to Peterborough. Headlining the Awakening night, he’ll be supported by some of the best DJs on the old skool scene including Ellis Dee, John Da Silva and Rob Soulfood.

Tickets are £10 from www.dontstayin.com

SIN-PLY THE BEST 4Cross are hosting a massive night at Club Dissident on March 19 – Original Sin launches his new album Grow Your Wings and MC Eskman will be performing a one-hour set from midnight.

Original Sin has been gaining massive support for his new album. As well as being one of the biggest names on the drum ‘n’ bass scene he’s been making waves on mainstream radio too, getting support from Zane Lowe.

MC Eskman was voted the Best Lyrical MC by 11,000 people worldwide at the Accelerated Culture Drum ‘n’ Bass Awards and winner of Best MC at the BBC1Xtra Awards, so he comes highly recommended.

Young, innovative and fresh he’s a force to be reckoned with, so don’t miss your chance to catch him with Original Sin – this will definitely be one of the best nights to be held in Peterborough this year!

EASTER EXCESS Celebrate Easter at Central in Stamford on April 4 with the Easter Bunny Ball. The original Easter Bunny, DJ Big Geoff, will be making a return appearance, playing r ‘n’ b and dance classics all night. Get dressed up in your best bunny outfits and get discounted entry before midnight. Warm up in Brownes next door and get three bottles for a fiver – you may as well as it’s a Bank Holiday the next day!

BASS CAMP BIRTHDAY Bass Camp celebrate their 7th birthday on March 26 and this long running drum ‘n’ bass night will be turning up the volume with DJs Aybee, Ill Gill, Rickoshay and Gilly while MCs DSP, Clarkey, Sn+per and Alpha G get spitting on the mics. After seven years, this night’s built up quite a following so get down to Club Dissident and enjoy the vibe.

OLD VS. NEW Celebrating dance music in the city for the past two decades, Blend comes to Radius on March 13. This battle between old and new-skool features DJs Nick Slater, Rayan Gee, Jay Heal and Steve Andrews – all veterans of the Peterborough scene who’ll be mixing the best of house classics with the finest up front sounds.

HIP HOP HEROES Following a massive set in the now defunct Bar Bloc last year, Dr. Syntax and Stig of the Dump once more join forces with Locality and Hybrid on March 5 at District 7, Park Road. Featuring cleverly cut lyrics, masterful scratch and some heavy beats, these two tore up the town the last time they visited.

Support comes from the Hybrid and Locality residents and covers hip hop, dubstep and d‘n’b from Truth with DJ Muddle, Stance, Mista Crowe, Skillz, Obesean and Hallsie.

Tickets £4.

Skinnyman returns to Locality exactly a year after his sell-out show in the city – his next show on April 2 is bound to sell out again as this lyrical genius has gone from strength to strength. Tickets £6 from www.district7peterborough.co.uk

OLLY MURS @ LIQUID It’s always great to have a celebrity come to Peterborough, and when we all knew that Olly Murs was coming to town, plenty of people were there to give him a massive welcome! Olly made an appearance at Liquid recently and ESP was there to catch the action. Senior assistant manager Ian Owen told ESP it was a great night – “It was highly successful with a great turnout. Olly put on a great performance and thoroughly entertained the audience.”

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He performed some great tunes including everyone’s favourite – Superstition – and Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now. We all saw the fun and bubbly character on X Factor last year and he didn’t disappoint when he came to visit, as after the show he took the time to meet and greet a very excited 100 lucky fans. Let’s hope Olly continues in his success and comes back to Peterborough soon! Liquid’s next big event is the under 18’s UV Party on March 20 hosted by UK Club Culture with DJ AJ on the decks playing dance anthems, r'n'b, trance, garage and bassline. Tickets £10 on 01733 898005. www.esp m ag .co.u k ( M a rch )

GIGS events @espmag.co.uk

FRI FEB 26 101 PROOF The Fayre Spot Bretton

CARIBA The Office Oundle Road

STEVE JOHNS The Red Lion West Deeping

THE BACK STREET BLUES BAND The Ostrich North Street

THE GUARDS O'Neills Broadway

THE LIGHTER THIEVES The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

THE MALINGERERS The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

THE MIGHTY QUINN The Swiss Cottage Woodston

THE REPLICAS The Firkin Ale Bourne

THE TUNNEL The Cross Keys Oundle Road

SAT FEB 27 BARNABY Quinns Club Whittlesey

BURLESQUE The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

CARIBA The Office Oundle Road

MAURICKY COLINS The Stage Market Deeping

OUTA-STOCK Goodbarns Yard Peterborough

PHOENIX Ebeneezers Grove Street

FRANKLY MY DEAR The Angel Yarwell

JUSTIN WILSON + NIKI BELL + PAUL LEWIS Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

LEON The Ploughman Werrington

THE NUGGETS

BLACKWING

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

Fletton Club Fletton

LLOYD WATSON

WHITE SPIRIT

The Three Horseshoes Werrington

The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

ONE EYED CATS

SUN MAR 7

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

RETROLUX

TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS

The Ostrich North Street

The Swiss Cottage Woodston

SENSER + THE PHRYME + STRINGFINGER

THE GANGSTERS The Cross Keys Oundle Road

Club Revolution Park Road

THE THROWAWAYS

SLIDE TO OPEN The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

TWENTY 4

SAT MAR 6

The Golden Fleece Stamford

DAFFY AND THE ALIEN

SUN FEB 28 THE JEREMY WATSON TRIO + ALAN BARNES Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

WED MAR 3

The Stage Market Deeping

DR. A'S BLUES CONSORTIUM The Ostrich North Sreet

GRUMPY OLD MEN Ebeneezers Grove Street

TOTALLY PLUGGED The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

WED MAR 10 WISDOM IN CHAINS + LONEWOLVES + IMPACT + VIRTUES + THE TORN APART Club Revolution Park Road

ZIGGY + GUESTS The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

THU MAR 4 LLOYD + REX + MURRAY HOCKERIDGE

Club Revolution Park Road

JACK THE LAD The Ploughman Werrington

JOHN.E The Nags Head Whittlesey

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

KERRY & THE GIANT + LOST ON CAMPUS ORTHOCON Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

OUTA-STOCK

MONKEY BOY

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

The Office Oundle Road

FRI MAR 5

PAUL WESTON

101 PROOF The Ostrich North Street

Bourne Corn Exchange Bourne

CARIBA The Office Oundle Road

DR. A'S BLUES CONSORTIUM Quinns Club Whittlesey

KEV COLLINS The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

Quinns Club Whittlesey

RETROLUX The Three Horseshoes Werrington

RICHARD HALL BAND + SIREN Charters Town Bridge

ROBBIE The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

BOTTLED OUT Ebeneezers Grove Street

ELVIS TRIBUTE The Office Oundle Road

FRANKLY MY DEAR The Prince of Wales Castor

GIN HOUSE The Ostrich North Street

GRUMPY OLD MEN The Bell Deeping St James

Lounge Stamford

CALLUM LAVENDER SOLO

REPLICAS

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

TWENTY 4

THE FENLAND FEETWARMERS

The Burghley Bourne

The Hit & Miss Stamford

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

SYMPTOM

SAT MAR 27

The Ostrich North Street

FRI MAR 19

THE CONTRAST

ADI + CP + SCOTTY

BURLESQUE The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

TV SMITH + SUPPORT

LATE SHOW

MATT ZILCH

BROTHERHOODS ROUNDABOUT

The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

The Pear Tree Stamford

IRISH SESSION BAND

LOOSE BABY CHARLOTTE

NO MANS BAND The Cross Keys Oundle Road

OPEN MIC NIGHT

The Cellar Bar REAL LIFE Thorpe Road CHILDREN OF THE VERSION + SMOKING HEARTS SLIDE TO OPEN REVOLUTION + FOR THE The Cross Keys The Hit Or Miss Oundle Road FALLEN Stamford Club Revolution HOOKER THE Park Road O'Neills MALINGERERS Broadway RIFF RAFF The Swiss Cottage The Cherry Tree Woodston LLOYD WATSON Oundle Road The Cellar Bar THE RETURNS Thorpe Road STORM The Cherry Tree The Cock Inn Oundle Road ONE EYED CATS Werrington The Westwood Hotel ZEBRAHEAD + Mayor's Walk MC LARS + SUN MAR 14 ORANGE + RETROLUX TOTALLY INSULT TO INJURY The Swiss Cottage PLUGGED Club Revolution Woodston

SLIDE TO OPEN

The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

The Golden Fleece Stamford

TUE MAR 16

SAT MAR 20

THE DEAD RABBITS

OPEN MIC NIGHT

ALADDINSANE

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

THE GUARDS The Grapevine Queen Street

THE PULSE The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

The Boat Inn Whittlesey

WED MAR 17 PENNYLESS

Park Road

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

EAST COAST The Grapevine Queen Street

The Office Oundle Road

OPEN MIC NIGHT The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

The Swiss Cottage Woodston

Ebeneezers Grove Street

The Ostrich North Street

FRONTCOVER The Stage Market Deeping

GRUMPY OLD MEN The Fenman Stanground

MICK JONES (MR POSH)

CHILDREN OF THE STREETDOGS + GIRLFIXER + REVOLUTION DESTRUCTORS + The Swiss Cottage Woodston DON'T LOOK DOWN CITIZEN SMITH The Cross Keys Oundle Road

Club Revolution Park Road

LIMESHARK

THE GUARDS

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

New England Club Peterborough

MOTOR CITY VIPERS

The Ploughman Werrington

Yaxley British Legion Club Yaxley

TUNNEL The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

MURRAY HOCKERIDGE + DAVE KILMINSTER

SUN MAR 28

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

The Westwood Hotel Mayor's Walk

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

DAFFY + THE ALIEN

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

LLOYD WATSON

THE HOUNDOGS

The Decoy Milking Nook

PORKY PIG

THE GUARDS + CITIZEN SMITH

ONE EYED CATS

BURLESQUE

The Office Oundle Road

ROCK THE DONKEY

TOM LYNCH

Ebeneezers Grove Street

CARIBA

The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

5 MILES HIGH

AFTERDARK

The Office Oundle Road

FRONT COVER

The Three Horseshoes Werrington

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road

FRI MAR 26

Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

SAT MAR 13

THIS IS HELL + MORE THAN LIFE + LIVES AT SEA + HEX

SUNSET STRIP

THU MAR 25

Oundle Road

The Ostrich North Street

Club Revolution Park Road

Mayor's Walk

The Stage Market Deeping

THE MIGHTY QUINN

The Stage Market Deeping

Stamford

The Cellar Bar Thorpe Road Stamford Corn Exchange Stamford

Club Revolution Park Road

The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

O'Neills Broadway

STATION 12

PORKY PIG The Office BORN FROM PAIN Oundle Road + SHAPED BY RELENTLESS FATE + HEART Mama Liz's Voodoo OF A COWARD

THU MAR 18

CARIBA Club Revolution HIGHWAY THU MAR 11 The Office Park Road SOMEWHERE NEW GENERATION The Westwood Hotel Oundle Road SUPERSTARS Mayor's Walk CHILDREN OF THE SUN MAR 21 Mama Liz's Voodoo PETIT VODO + REVOLUTION JEZ HELLARD + Lounge OLD BOY The Ostrich THE ROVING Stamford Mama Liz's Voodoo North Street BLADES Lounge FRI MAR 12 LLOYD WATSON Mama Liz's Voodoo The Westwood Hotel Stamford Lounge 101 PROOF

EASTSTRIKEWEST The Ostrich + SURVIVING HEDPE + THREAT North Street SUNDAY SIGNAL + ATILLA CARIBA Club Revolution + VENDETTA Park Road The Office

DISPOSABLE MAN BLONDIED + THE The Cellar Bar JAM'D Thorpe Road

KICK BACK

SHAMELESS

THE NUGGETS

JEREMY WATSON TRIO Mama Liz's Voodoo Lounge Stamford

THU APR 1 IAN GRAHAM The Ostrich North Street

The Bluebell Inn Dogsthorpe

SLIDE TO OPEN The Cherry Tree Oundle Road

If you wanna get your gigs in ESP for free e-mail gigs@espmag.co.uk or fax on 01733 579708 or post to: ESP Magazine, PO Box 431, Peterborough, PE6 7FG. *ESP can not be held responsible for errors in this listing, be sure to check with the venue for confirmation.

PUB GUIDE Bluebell (DOGSTHORPE)

The Roundhead

• Live music every weekend (check ESP Gig Guide) • Food served Monday-Sunday • Sky + Espn • Real Ales • Quiz Night Sunday • Large family beer garden • FREE pool on Mondays • Carling £2.50 during Premiership football

• Sky Sports • Karaoke every Friday • Live bands every Saturday • Family friendly, children welcome until 7pm • Happy Hour 9.30am – 6pm • Meals from £2.99 • Now serving Sunday Roast • Function Room for hire UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

St Pauls Road, Dogsthorpe Tel: 01733 554890 www. Bluebellpub.co.uk

Rightwell East, Bretton.

Tel: 01733 267340

Lime Tree

Cross Keys

• Live entertainment - SEE ESP GUIDE • Live Sky sports • Real Ales • Beer gardens front and rear • Two pool tables • Quiz every Sunday night • Function room for hire

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Sky Sports Beer garden Two pool tables Live music every Friday Karaoke / Disco Sats Poker night every Sunday Beer garden and children’s playing area • Quiz night every Tuesday

Paston Lane, Walton Tel: 01733 708320

Oundle Rd, Peterborough Tel: 01733 565103

The Packhorse

The Westwood Hotel

• Full evening menu served Monday – Saturday • Sunday Lunch 12 - 6pm (booking advisable) • Early bird menu - 5.30 - 7pm, 2 courses £12 • Real ales a speciality – families welcome - beer garden

Lincoln Road, Northborough.

Tel: 01733 252300

• Live entertainment - Thursday to Sunday (See Gig Guide) • Biker friendly • Rock Night - monthly • Reggae Night - monthly • Karaoke • Private beer garden • Private function room available 85 Mayors Walk, West Town Tel: 01733 873284

The Office

The Decoy

• Disco / Karaoke - Fridays • Live music on Saturdays • Poker night with free buffet on Wednesdays @ 8pm • Happy Hour - Sunday 12-2pm • Premiership football games including 3pm Saturday kick off’s • Function room for hire • Family beer garden

• Live music Saturday nights (see ESP Gig Guide) • Food served Wed, Thurs, Fri – 5-8pm, Sat 1-8pm, Sun 1-5pm all home cooked • Live Sky sports • Real ales • Quiz every Sunday night (free snacks at ½ time) • Happy hour Mon-Sat, 4-7pm, £2 a pint, real ales £2.20 • Very friendly home from home pub

72 Oundle Road, Woodston Tel: 01733 557248

Milking Nook, Werrington, Peterborough Tel: 01733 811953

The Golden Pheasant

ADVERTISE HERE

• Food served daily noon – 2pm and 6pm – 9pm, Sundays 12noon ‘til 6pm • Open all day Fri, Sat, Sun • Pit-stop for Green Wheel cycle route • Real ales, large beer garden and parking area Main Road, Etton, Peterborough.

Tel: 01733 252387

To advertise your pub here for only £16 per week call Ian on:

01733 579707

Free listings for your live entertainment included Email: laura.waltham@espmag.co.uk

Last few spaces available!

SPORT

Kerry’s

WAG’S

DIARY kerry.bates@espmag.co.uk

Photo: www.theposh.com

It’s new beginnings for our former Face of ESP... and for Posh.

sport @espmag.co.uk

Photo: Kevin Goodacre

2010 is already proving to be a whirlwind in my life and it’s showing no sign of stopping!

PANTHER NIELS ON TRACK FOR SUCCESS While there’s been some doom and gloom for other sports fans in the city, speedway supporters should have something to smile about with the Panthers heading into their 40th anniversary season in optimistic mood. good for airports, with lots of opportunities for flights.

Photo: Steve Dixon

“I really wanted to have a base here – last year I was based in Sweden, which meant a lot of travelling.”

The new-look side will be in action for the first time on Monday, March 15 in a special 40th Anniversary Challenge and then have another warm-up at Eastbourne five days later.

One of the reasons for their confidence is star rider Niels Kristian Iversen, who’s shown his commitment to the city by moving to Peterborough with girlfriend Laura.

The 27 year-old is riding for the Panthers for the fourth season but spends a lot of his time travelling to meetings in Poland, Sweden and Denmark.

“For the first few years I used to spend a lot of my time here, but I was always staying at different places and I didn’t have a base so moving here will give me more time at home and more time relaxing,” the Dane told ESP. “I’ve moved to Hampton, which is a really nice area. It’s fresh and new and not too far from anything. Peterborough is also

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Niels is optimistic his first year living in Peterborough will see success on the track.

“With a bit of luck and determination we can win the league – I think we can go all the way,” he predicted.

“As always everything depends on injuries and riders’ form but we have a lot of potential. Personally my aim is to get the number one position – and stick there.”

And he hopes that success will bring more supporters to the East of England Showground.

“It’s always a really good night out.

Obviously when we’re winning the crowds are bigger, so it’s up to us to win our meetings and get even more people coming to support us.”

If you’ve never been, it’s an all action sport and the guys don’t have any brakes on the bikes so it’s a thrill ride from start to finish! www.peterboroughspeedway.co.uk Mark Shaw

After our engagement, we’ve set a date already and so the wedding plans are well underway. We’ve been busying organising the big day and I officially become Mrs Kerry Whelpdale in May! I’m very pleased with the progress I’ve made and am quite surprised at how NOT stressful it is to plan a wedding! Hopefully it will remain so, but I’m sure the closer the day gets the more and more stressed I will become. So far I’ve really enjoyed everything and now I’ve done it all, I’m wishing I hadn’t been so speedy.

I can safely say that our wedding planning has not been a joint effort so far. I’ve done 99%, actually I would even go as far as saying 99.9% of the work so far – the truth is though, I actually love it and am happy Chris is allowing me to get on with it without sticking his nose in!

Chris has been busy organising his stag do (obviously the most important thing in his opinion) and has so far managed to set five dates in five different countries! I, on the other hand, haven’t given much thought to my hen night, but should do as the wedding is less than three months away now, so not long for me to have some strippers jump out on me!

We’re getting married in a beautiful church and therefore have to attend most Sundays. We’ve been going since Christmas and we’re really enjoying it. We’ve met some lovely people there so we’re quite happy that we began this mini adventure.

Away from the wedding for a minute and onto some other very exciting news of ours… after the wedding Chris and I will be expecting our first baby Whelpdale to join our family, so I will be a very VERY fat bride but I just cant wait for it all. It’s really exciting and was a very nice surprise to find out I was pregnant. It wasn’t planned, but we were both very open minded and thought if a baby decided to join us, we would be over the moon. And now we’ve realised that we got what we wanted, we both just get very excited every time we think of having a mini Chris and I! Over to Chris’ side of life… the second new Gaffer has come into the club and hopefully things are starting to look up for Peterborough United. Chris seems to be happy with the new manager and the new training styles he’s applied and he can see a real boost in everyone’s motivation which can only be a good thing. It’s been a tough season for the boys, they’ve all been on a big downer which I think they’re finding hard to digest. The last two seasons they’ve become accustomed to winning games, so now it’s proving to be a difficult time, but hopefully the new manager can turn things around. It would be an amazing comeback for the boys if they got themselves out of the relegation zone. I’m still keeping my fingers crossed so I hope everyone else is too!

Chris isn’t one to bring football home with him, however, recently even he has been down which is how I can tell how everyone else must be. Hopefully when I write again next time I will have some further good news to report on, and after their 1-0 win over QPR it can only give the boys the boost they need and encourage them to fight for their spot in the Championship!

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IF ONLY IT WAS JUST THE TAN THAT WAS FAKE They say that money can’t buy you happiness but, in the world of John Terry, it appears that at the very least it seems to be able to buy you the silence of your mistress and the eternal devotion of your astoundingly forgiving wife.

Just take Toni Poole, wife of serial alley-cat John who, after being publicly humiliated when news of his affair hit the headlines, appeared to welcome him back with open arms and a huge lipglossed smile. For goodness sake, did the daft bat book in for a selfrespect bypass too last time she bit of WAG maintenance? Let’s just for visited the salon say, her over-inflated displays of love and affection for her lying, cheating husband in those supposedly unstaged Dubai holiday photos weren’t just barf inducing, they’ve as good as set the feminist movement back a few notches.

For goodness sake JT, who incidentally apparently refused to issue a public apology to his family for his behaviour, was alleged to have boasted to friends that he could “sort it” with the missus and next thing, what do you know, there they are acting in public more like honeymooners than a couple trying to deal with infidelity.

Has the woman no pride? At least Tess Daly and Cheryl Cole have been real enough to actually look hurt. And at least Vernon Kay has done the decent thing and apologised on air for embarrassment caused by his recent indiscretions. It doesn’t excuse it, but it’s certainly the right thing to do. So if JT’s wandering eye goes for another ramble in the near future, Toni may only have herself to blame and when yet more photos emerge of the “so in love” Terrys on another make or break holiday, I’ll be about as convinced as I am by Jordan’s wedding photos. The things people will do for a cupboard full of designer handbags.

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Landlord Dale Oades has opened a hair salon in his pub, The Cross Keys in Winterton, Lincolnshire after the town’s only barbers closed down. Sounds very enterprising to me, after all, they say that the key to surviving the recession is to diversify. I just worry whether it’s a good idea to have all that alcohol in such close proximity to scissors – let’s hope his punters don’t go home half cut!

It’s a sad indictment on the state of the nation when the stairs into the Job Centre down the road in Cambridge have to be taped off for safety reasons because they’re crumbling under the sheer weight of the unemployed. Apparently the stairs have taken a major pounding with the number of jobless old people rising by about 40% in a year. Contrast that with poor new Sean Duncan who was sacked on his very first shift at his factory job because, at 19 stone, they couldn’t find any overalls a to fit him. So now his local Job Centre steps are set to take been he’d only if had have needn’t they that ng poundi double the lighter, oh the irony. But will he get his job back and ease . chance Fat steps? g creakin already the on e pressur

THE PRICE ISN’T RIGHT And whilst we’re on the subject, what on Earth is going on with Jordan and Alex Reid? One minute, after her popularity dips to an all time low, she’s dumping him live on television after walking out of I’m A Celebrity, then not three months later, straight after his popularity conversely hits an all time high when he wins Celebrity Big Brother, she’s hitching more than her wagon to him and they get married in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony.

Oh Alex, can’t you see what’s happening here?

I interviewed Jordan once when she came to Serpentine Green to do a book signing and I can honestly say it was the most difficult intervi ew I’ve ever done – and that’s coming from a woman who’s interviewed Jim Davidson (not by choice , more as a favour. Note to Mr Grumpy – it wasn’t my fault you couldn’t even sell out The Broadway and had to do the interview to try and drum up a few ticket sales). She clearly didn’t want to be speak ing to me. Peter Andre, by contrast, was an absolu te delight, stood up the corner gas bagging with my Alex like old mates and laughing with him about “your missus interviewing my missus”. We decid ed he was a bit of a loveable wally, i.e. said a few plonkerish things but you couldn’t help but think ‘what a nice bloke’. And the funny thing is, having been glued to CBB, I’d describe Alex Reid in exactl y the same way. Ms Price clearly has a favourite type.

In my view the only difference is that Peter had the good sense to get out before her relentless ambit ion tainted him too much.