Queen Elizabeth 'Is Not Human' Admitted by Buckhingham Palace - royal.uk, July 5, 2016

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Buckingham Palace Admit Queen Elizabeth ‘Is Not Human’ Posted on July 5, 2016 by Baxter Dmitry

An internal document acknowledging that Queen Elizabeth is a shapeshifting reptilian was briefly published as a press release on the Royal Family’s official website yesterday before being taken down – but not before alert internet users captured screenshots of the extraordinary article and proof that the press release appeared on Google. It is understood that the press release was a highly classified internal document designed to be released in case of emergency – for example, if the Queen was seen shapeshifting by thousands of people at a public event and the demand for an explanation became too much to ignore. Palace staffers have acknowledged that more and more people are catching glimpses of the Queen in her reptilian form and the statement was prepared in advance.


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