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U.K. Police Finally Rethink Tear-Away Uniform Pants British rigger Paul Harbord, 27, might think twice before assuming the next uniformed woman he sees is a stripper. Harbord was arrested last week after heckling and whipping a bar towel in the face of a female police officer at the Black Bull pub in Durham County, U.K., reports Metro. He mistook her for an exotic dancer. A court ordered Harbord to pay about $163 in fines. (EXPRESS) PRIORITIES

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Car Talk: Look Out for That Bus! Washington Your car might see a deadly crash coming even if you don’t, the government says, indicating that it will require automakers to equip new vehicles with technology that lets cars warn each other if they’re plunging toward peril.

The action, still some years off, has “game-changing potential” to cut collisions, deaths and injuries, federal transportation officials said Monday.

A radio signal would continually transmit a vehicle’s position, speed and other information. Cars and light trucks would receive the same information back from other cars, and a vehicle’s computer would alert its driver to an impending collision. Alerts could be a flashing message, an audible warning or a driver’s seat that rumbles. Some systems might even automatically brake to avoid an accident if manufacturers choose to include that option.

Smartphones Could Speed Up Safety Quest The safety benefits can’t be achieved until there is a critical mass of cars and trucks on the road using the technology, and it’s not clear what that level of market penetration is.

It takes many years to turn over the nation’s entire vehicle fleet. But there may be a way to speed things up. About 45 percent of Americans use smartphones, and that share is growing. If smartphones, which already have GPS, came equipped with a radio chip, they could be used to retrofit vehicles already on the road so that they can talk to one another. That would help make it possible to achieve a 50 percent market penetration in less than five years, according to Qualcomm.

Using cellphones could also extend the safety benefits of connected-car technology to pedestrians, bicyclists and motorcyclists carrying smartphones. (AP)

Your car would “see” when another car or truck equipped with the same technology was about to run a red light. It would also know when a car several vehicles ahead in a line of traffic had made a sudden stop and alert you even before you saw brake lights. If communities choose to invest in the technology, roadways and traffic lights could start talking to cars, too, sending

warnings of traffic congestion or road hazards ahead.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which has been working with automakers on the technology for the past decade, estimates vehicle-to-vehicle communications could prevent up to 80 percent of accidents that don’t involve drunken drivers or mechanical failure.

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No orders to automakers are imminent, officials said.

Automakers are enthusiastic about vehicle-to-vehicle technology but feel there are important technical, security and privacy questions that need to be worked out first, said Gloria Bergquist, vice president of the Alliance of Automobile Manufacturers. JOAN LOW Y (AP)

Also on Monday Joan Mondale, at left, wife of former Vice President Walter Mondale, died at age 83. ii A witness testified that he helped disguise a $50,000 bribe to former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. ii A gunman killed one and himself in a Vancouver, Wash., workplace shooting. ii A convicted killer who escaped from a Michigan prison Sunday was captured in Indiana. (AP)

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8 states have policies similar to country’s gay ‘propaganda’ law Washington Eight states limit speech about homosexuality in ways similar to, though not as far-reaching as, the Russian ban that has received international criticism ahead of the Winter Olympics in Sochi.

The states have so-called “no promo homo” bans — prohibitions on classroom instruction that promotes homosexuality. In a Washington Post opinion piece last week, a pair of Yale University law professors reviewed some of those laws: Utah prohibits “the advocacy of homosexuality.”

Arizona prohibits portrayals of homosexuality as a “positive alternative life-style” and has legislatively determined that it is inappropriate to even suggest to children that there are “safe methods of homosexual sex.”

Alabama and Texas mandate that sex-education classes emphasize that homosexuality is “not a lifestyle acceptable to the general public.” Moreover, the Alabama and Texas statutes mandate that children be taught that “homosexual

Activists protest Russia’s “gay propaganda” law last month in Brussels.

conduct is a criminal offense” even though criminalizing private, consensual homosexual conduct has been unconstitutional since 2003.

The professors, Ian Ayres and William Eskridge, point out that in 2002, the United States hosted the Winter Olympics in Utah, one of the eight states, and argue that those criticizing Russia should also focus on changing the similar domestic laws.

Other states with such prohibitions in place are Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma and South Carolina, according to the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network.

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Typing correctly and accurately apparently was limiting J.C. Penney’s impact on social media. In the week leading up to the Super Bowl, the company’s Twitter account averaged 20 retweets per tweet. By contrast, two poorly typed tweets from the company during the big game earned more than 41,000 retweets. English teachers everywhere are shaking their heads. (Of course, if every tweet from J.C Penney were so poorly written, the novelty and humor would quickly wear off.) MAT T McFARL AND (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Al-Qaeda Feud Leads to Split network’s prominence in the jihad movement across the Middle East amid the mushrooming of multiple extremist groups during the upheaval of the past three years.

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different group, the Nusra Front, as al-Qaeda’s branch in Syria.

The Break With Monday’s statement, al-Qaeda appeared intent on undercutting al-Baghdadi’s allure by making clear he was not supported by the central leadership.

Al-Qaeda’s general command announced it has “no connection” with the Islamic State, underlined that the group “is not a branch of the al-Qaeda organization,” and said al-Qaeda “is not responsible for its actions.”

A l-Qaeda did not condone the group’s creation “and in fact ordered it to stop,” the statement said.

Its Role in the War In a conflict that has seen atrocities by all sides, the Islamic State has been particularly vicious. It is believed to be dominated by nonSyrian jihadi fighters, seen by others in the rebellion as more concerned with venting sectarian hatreds than with toppling Syrian President Bashar Assad.

Al-Qaeda’s central leadership broke with one of its most powerful branch commanders, blaming him for bloody infighting among Islamic factions in Syria, in an apparent attempt to impose control over militant factions in the country’s civil war.

More broadly, the announcement issued Monday on Islamic militant websites appeared to be a move by al-Qaeda’s leader Ayman al-Zawahri to reassert the terror

The dispute between the two groups had been building the past year between al-Qaeda’s central leadership and the faction known as the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. The head of al-Qaeda’s branch in Iraq, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, formed the Islamic State last spring to expand his operations into neighboring Syria, defying direct orders by al-Zawahri not to do so and to stick to operations within Iraq. Al-Zawahri named a

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Thousands of stray dogs have been living amid the rubble of Olympic construction sites in Russia, roaming the streets and snowy mountainsides, and begging for scraps of food.

But as the games drew near, authorities have turned to a company to catch and kill the animals so they don’t bother Sochi’s new visitors — or even wander into an Olympic event.

Alexei Sorokin, director general of pest control firm Basya Services, said his company had a contract to exterminate the animals throughout the Olympics, which open Friday.

Sorokin described his company as being involved in the “catching and disposing” of dogs, although he refused to specify how the dogs would be killed or say where they would take the carcasses.

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It’s a story that almost defies belief: A man leaves Mexico in December 2012 for a day of shark fishing and ends up surviving 13 months on fish, birds and turtles before washing ashore on the remote Marshall Islands some 5,500 miles away.

But that’s what a man identifying himself as Jose Salvador Alvarenga told the U.S. ambassador in the Marshall Islands during a 30-minute meeting Monday before he was taken to a local hospital for monitoring. Alvarenga washed ashore on the tiny atoll of Ebon in the Pacific Ocean last week.

“It’s hard for me to imagine someone surviving 13 months at sea,” Ambassador Tom Armbruster said. “But it’s also hard to imagine how someone might arrive on Ebon out of the blue.” NICK PERRY (AP)

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Schoolchildren in Moscow were evacuated after a student killed two.

The break is likely to spark a competition for resources and fighters between the two sides in what has become a civil war within a civil war.

The test for al-Zawahri’s influence will be whether his decision leads to fighters quitting the Islamic State.

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Two Dead as Moscow Teen Opens Fire at School A 10th-grade student with two rifles burst into his Moscow school on Monday, killing his geography teacher and a policeman in front of about 20 students, investigators said. His father played a key role in freeing those students before police stormed the classroom and took his son into custody, the city police chief said. (AP)

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A company has been contracted to kill the stray dogs that roam around Sochi, Russia.

construction sites where they have gotten food and shelter from workers. Dogs have even been able to get inside the Olympic Park and accredited hotel complexes and villages, in the coastal cluster of arenas and venues up in the mountains.

Animal activist Dina Filippova is among the opponents of the latest

dog-culling plan, saying city authorities are using the Olympics as an excuse to cover an ongoing practice.

“We should understand that it is done not only before the Olympics but constantly,” she said. “Two killers from that company work for the city to kill 300 dogs a month.”

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The value of the late South African President Nelson Mandela’s estate, which will be shared among his family, members of his staff, schools that he attended and the African National Congress, the movement that fought white rule and now governs South Africa, the will’s executors said Monday. (AP)

Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah issued a royal decree on Monday that punishes citizens who fight in conflicts outside the kingdom, with prison sentences ranging from three to 20 years in jail. The decree appeared aimed at stemming the flow of Saudi fighters going to Syria. (AP) CAIRO

Egypt Orders New Trial For Brotherhood Leader Egyptian prosecutors on Monday referred to trial Mohammed Badie, the spiritual leader of the Muslim Brotherhood, and 50 others on charges of inciting supporters to resist security forces during a deadly crackdown against them in August. (AP) BAGHDAD

23 Killed in Iraq Bombings A new series of car bombings in and around Baghdad on Monday killed at least 23 people, officials said, as Iraq’s Shiite-led government grapples with a stubborn Sunni extremist-led insurgency in the western Anbar province. (AP)

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Beijing China’s Communist state is hardly known for its transparency. So when environmental groups appealed to the government last year to disclose official data on air pollution, they were not expecting much.

“Way beyond our expectations, the government actually said yes,” said Ma Jun, head of the Institute of Public and Environmental Affairs in Beijing. “I am quite amazed.”

Since Jan. 1, the central government has required 15,000 factories — including influential state-run enterprises — to publicly report details on their air emissions and water discharges in real time, an unprecedented degree of disclosure that is shedding light on the who, what, when and where of

China’s devastating environmental problems.

The reporting requirement is part of a striking turnaround

by China’s government, which is also publishing data on the sootiest cities and trying to limit the use of coal.

Linda Greer of the Natural Resources Defense Council in Washington says the reporting requirement for factories is the “biggest thing” China has done to address its pollution problems, and the most likely to produce results.

Transparency obviously still has its limits in China — the Ministry of Environmental Protection and the provincial government in Hebei declined requests for an interview. Still, the new information may drive action.

“It brings them from the back of the pack globally, in terms of public information disclosure, to the front of the pack,” Greer said.

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A Leader With Priorities British Prime Minister David Cameron has stepped in to overrule a government department that said bars couldn’t stay open late during England’s opening match at the World Cup in Brazil. The British Beer and Pub Association had been denied when it asked to stay open late enough for patrons to watch the June 14 game, which starts at 11 p.m. British time, the time when bars typically close. (AP)

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Ask Metro: Sarles Takes Riders’ Questions Metro General Manager Richard Sarles joined Dr. Gridlock for his weekly live Q&A and answerd questions from riders.

So it’s now many years after the 2009 Metro train collision and trains are still operating under manual control.

When will the system return to operating on automatic mode?

We are close to completing the system safety analysis, which we will review publicly with the Metro Board this year and set a timetable for going back to automatic train operation, pending NTSB concurrence.

Do you ever ride the trains or the buses? If so, how often on the Red Line in rush hour? What about during weekend construction?

I ride the system six days a week, mostly on the trains, but occasionally on buses. I ride the Red Line during rush hours at least once a week, and practically every weekend.

Why don’t all of the Orange and Blue Line trains have eight cars during rush hour? In Rosslyn, you often have to wait for two or three trains to go by in the morning.

We would like to operate all eight-

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car trains during rush hour, and that’s the goal we’ve set under the Metro 2025 plan. It requires more than just additional train cars, but also upgrades to the power system and additional storage space and maintenance facilities. Funding is key to advance this project.

Other cities have unlimited monthly fares aimed at commuters. There really isn’t anything like that here. Because this doesn’t exist, and the fact that many existing passes don’t work with SmartBenefits, it leaves most commuters on a pay-per-ride basis.

Over the past few months we have been piloting a program that allows

use of SmartBenefits to purchase passes. (Metrorail does offer an “unlimited” 28-day pass for $230 — which is based on maximum fare multiplied by 40 trips.) The pilot has been successful and we will soon begin notifying employers.

Often inside Metro cars the electronic signs above the doors display only the line, when they should display the upcoming station and which side the doors will open. Why is this not consistently displayed on all lines in all cars?

This is the result of having older cars somewhere on the train. The data that drives the signs runs through the cars in a

series. If you have old cars, the data does not transfer. This will get better with the retirement of all 1000-series and 4000-series cars as our new 7000-series cars arrive.

How are the tests of the 7000-series cars going?

The testing is going well so far.

It’s only been about a month, but so far, so good.

Why are the escalators so utterly unreliable?

Metro has a fleet of 588 escalators, more than any transit system in North America. For years, the maintenance that should have been done on these units was, frankly, not done when it was supposed to be. We have changed that, and we are seeing improvement.

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Judge: McDonnells Can’t Discuss Case with Family Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and his wife, Maureen, were given strict orders Monday not to discuss anything “substantive” about their upcoming trial on corruption charges with potential witnesses, including family and close friends. Magistrate Judge David Novak reminded the former first couple multiple times that the punishment for breaking those rules could be jail time. The McDonnells have denied charges they illegally accepted more than $165,000 in loans and gifts from a former CEO of a dietary supplement-maker in return for promoting his products. Their trial is set to begin in July. (AP) FAIRFAX COUNTY

Fairfax Students’ Data Mistakenly Posted Personal information for hundreds of Fairfax County public school students was mistakenly posted on the school system’s website, exposing their school identification numbers, birth dates, home addresses and phone numbers in what parents described as a breach of their privacy. The data, for 685 students who participated in a county summer program in July, was posted in a single document. A Fairfax schools spokesman confirmed that the data was inappropriately posted and said it was online for about 24 hours. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

One of them may be the first to reach the Supreme Court Norfolk, Va. The race to get the Supreme Court to decide whether it is unconstitutional for states to withhold marriage from same-sex couples may run through Virginia.

Two separate lawsuits filed on opposite sides of the commonwealth are among dozens nationally that challenge state laws and constitutional amendments limiting marriage to between a man and a woman. But the Virginia cases are moving quickly, and some lawyers are hopeful they emerge as favored vehicles for an ultimate decision by the Supreme Court.

A U.S. district judge ruled Friday that a lawsuit brought by American Civil Liberties Union lawyers in Harrisonburg on behalf of four lesbians should become a class action covering Virginia’s estimated 15,000 same-sex couples who might want to marry.

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Silver Spring-based renewable energy provider Clean Currents is closing its doors after January’s polar vortex sent temperatures plummeting across the region and subsequently sent the price of alternative energy soaring. The unexpected event brought an abrupt end to one of the area’s promising ecofriendly companies, which has served as a source of alternative energy to thousands of homes and businesses since the company was formed in 2005.

The business will officially close in the coming weeks. (CAPITAL BUSINESS)

Carol Schall, left, and Mary Townley have joined a lawsuit challenging Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage.

ring said the state’s ban, approved by voters in 2006, is unconstitutional and can’t be defended, infuriating Republican lawmakers.

The Norfolk case is on a fast track, and that was a lure for the American Foundation for Equal Rights, whose celebrity lawyers Theodore Olson and David Boies have

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joined the lawsuit. They were successful in their battle to overturn California’s Proposition 8 and return same-sex marriage to the state, but the Supreme Court stopped short of answering the question of whether states may ban such unions.

They are hoping Wright Allen’s decision, and the prospect of a speedy review in the U.S. Court of Appeals, will allow them to again make the case at the Supreme Court.

Still, “no one knows where the next decision might come from,” said James Esseks of the American Civil Liberties Union. None of the cases challenging same-sex marriage bans in 24 of the 33 states that have them will reach the high court for consideration in its current term, which ends in June. And none has been reviewed by appeals courts.

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THE TRAFFIC THAT TIME FORGOT: A tunnel near the Anacostia River used to be an access point to the Southeast Freeway, but today contains decommissioned traffic signs, a big pile of dirt and other materials.

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Seriously, More Burgers?

If you love California’s In-N-Out Burger, well, sorry, D.C.’s not getting one of those anytime soon. But we’ll get the next best thing, we guess? A company called CaliBurger, which was sued by In-N-Out over a trademark dispute, plans to open its first stateside location in D.C. by the end of the year (it has several locations in Asia). (THE WASHINGTON POST )

The former Franklin School, a stately brick building at 13th and K streets northwest, would become a contemporary art museum under a plan announced Monday.

D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray announced that he had selected a plan by D.C.-based art collector and businessman Dani Levinas to turn the vacant and decaying building into what Levinas calls the Institute for Contemporary Expression.

The project, to be built by D.C. developer EastBanc, features a ground-floor restaurant by famed chef Jose Andres. Once the building’s restoration is complete, the project’s backers plan to open the museum five days a week and charge around $10 a ticket for entrance, though many of the details are still being ironed out.

Gray’s choice is one that members of the community around Franklin Square supported. But

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The former Franklin School will need to undergo a major rehabilitation.

financially, the hard work begins now for the project. Estimates for the cost of rehabilitating the building — once used as a homeless shelter — run from around $15 million to more than $30 million.

Levinas and his partners will need to raise at least $10 million to $15 million to restore the building and the institute would still be subject to the difficulties of operating a pay-for-entry museum in a town that boasts a number of free museums.

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In the 10 years since Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook, he’s become a billionaire — but still hasn’t turned 30.

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Facebook: From Fad to Phenom 10 years ago, the site was solely for students. Then came everyone else.

Whisper is the new Snapchat, is the new Twitter, is the new Facebook. If you follow the fad-chasing hype of the modern tech media, you probably can muster little but sniffing indifference as the world’s largest social network hits the 10-year mark today: Facebook, after all, is already passe! But throughout its 10-year history, Facebook has defied the media’s expectations, morphing into a cultural giant even as it was dismissed as a fad for college students.

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“After about a week of coding, [Facebook creator Mark] Zuckerberg launched thefacebook .com last Wednesday afternoon [Feb. 4, 2004]. The website combines elements of a standard House face book with extensive profile features that allow students to search for others in their courses, social organizations and Houses.”

— The Harvard Crimson

“Facebook.com [is] a social networking Web site for students … a digital-age little black book, a nonintimidating way to make new friends or a way to keep tabs on pals who live far away.” — The (Raleigh) News & Observer

In the beginning, there were kids.

Early-adopters by nature, high school and college students were the first ones welcomed to Face-

book. And in the website’s early years, that’s all it was: a novelty for upstart Ivy-Leaguers and a fad for the “olds” to act baffled about.

Feb. 15, 2006 “Facebook is you. Facebook is the inevitable future.” — The BG News (Bowling Green State)

By 2006, Facebook had expanded to colleges throughout the country — and columnists from Bowling Green State to Brown University could read the proverbial tea leaves.

Facebook was on the brink of revolution. In September, the website would unveil “News Feed” — a protest-sparking annoyance to hardcore Facebook users at the time, but a hallmark of the site and its disruptive influence now.

May 25, 2007 “Facebook, the Internet’s secondlargest social network” — The New York Times

Oversharing! It’s either the greatest blessing or curse of the social media era, depending on your age, social

outlook and tolerance for hundreds of prettily filtered pictures of other people’s dogs and children.

July 24, 2008 “An empire [based] on the desire of people to ‘share themselves’ on the Web.” — San Jose Mercury News

Oversharing wasn’t the only point of concern among Facebook’s critics. A website whose very purpose was to persuade people to share more, shared so little of itself. The site amassed a trove of personal data but remained fuzzy on where that data went and who owned it.

News Feed operated according to a set of mysterious algorithms that no one really understood.

June 17, 2009 “Is social-networking site a phenomenon or a fad?”

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There were other problems, as well: The mainstreaming of Facebook meant that users found themselves

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And so, as quickly as it started, our collective love affair with Facebook quietly flamed out — the fever reached its pitch, the IPO conclusively installed the company to a place in the corporate pantheon, and the kids began to flee for freer shores, safe from the eye of curious parents and Facebook’s greedy corporate overlords.

Dec. 30, 2013 “Here’s how Facebook is like that bar that was cool three years ago” — The Washington Post

How much is true, and how much is projection? How much springs from an old media culture grappling uncomfortably with the new? It could take 10 more years to answer those kinds of questions — and given the current climate, no one wants to bet that Facebook will stay dominant that long.

Jan. 30, 2014 “Facebook hits puberty” — Bloomberg Businessweek

It’s an odd thought, perhaps, that Facebook — the advertising monolith, the first website you check every morning, the hope of a million investors the world over — could itself be just a blip on a much greater horizon. Which makes all our updates over the past 10 years, billions of photos and posts and friend requests, look like little more than a mound of virtual dust. Clive Thompson, author of “Smarter Than You Think: How Technology is Changing Our Minds for the Better,” sees things differently. Facebook, he said, will leave us with that sense of ambient social awareness long after the website is gone. And its legacy will include other minor tweaks to the social code: greater awareness of our social circles, for instance, and the empowerment of the individual to make and share news.

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It’s never too early to look ahead. Here are teams’ odds to win Super Bowl XLIX (as of Monday, according to sports betting site bovada.lv), plus reasons to believe. JEFFREY TOMIK (EXPRESS)

In five seasons with the Redskins, outside linebacker Brian Orakpo has made three Pro Bowls and recorded 39½ sacks (in 64 games played).

Orakpo’s Return a Must And now, the Redskins begin their traditional NFL offseason title chase. Without a first-round pick and only a couple of impact free agent signings realistically available, Washington’s biggest hope for rebounding from a 3-13 disaster is to re-sign its own top free agents.

It all begins with Brian Orakpo.

The Redskins have seven defensive free agent starters. It would be easy to say, “Who needs those guys?” after the team finished 18th in total defense and 31st in By Rick points allowed. But Snider there are certain players who need to be kept.

Incoming coach Jay Gruden retained defensive coordinator Jim Haslett and most likely the 3-4 defense. But then, with only four sure starters returning, it would be easy to switch back to a 4-3.

Orakpo is really the key to which way the Redskins are headed. For years under owner Dan Snyder, the team rarely kept its own stars. Snyder always prized other teams’ players — even if they were past their prime. It was a disastrous recipe, from signing Deion Sanders to Adam Archuleta to Albert Haynesworth.

Orakpo is a three-time Pro Bowler since he was selected 13th overall in 2009. He, not London Fletcher or Robert Griffin III, is the heart of the team.

You want a warrior in the locker room? That’s Orakpo.

The downside has been his injuries, and that makes it hard

to decide whether to outbid Oakland or perhaps Jacksonville for the linebacker or apply a franchise tag that might cost $11 million annually. Orakpo played in 15 games in 2013 after battling torn pectoral muscles the previous two season, so he appears healthy once more. But do the Redskins want to be liable for a five-year deal when another torn pec could diminish — or end — his career?

Orakpo would cost perhaps a third of the Redskins’ free agent budget, but he’s worth it. The defense needs a core player, and Orakpo is it. At 27, he’s in his prime. Keeping the outside pass rusher means Washington has a playmaker on one side with the improving Ryan Kerrigan on the

Orakpo is really the key to which way the Redskins are headed.

other. They’re remindful of defensive ends Dexter Manley and Charles Mann in the 1980s, who together were the best tandem in the game.

If Seattle’s Super Bowl XLVIII victory on Sunday taught us anything, it’s that the Redskins must improve their secondary to contend. They must re-sign cornerback DeAngelo Hall. The secondary is also where free agency money should be spent on outsiders. The offensive line needs massive help, but it’s hard to find free agents because teams keep good linemen, so they should save early draft picks for the line. It’s easier to find more secondary help via free agency.

But first, it’s all about signing Orakpo, a fan favorite who has produced. Otherwise, the Redskins are chasing the wind again.

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As he prepared for his first season as Capitals coach last year, Adam Oates approached right wing Joel Ward about increasing his role.

“We need production,” Oates recalled telling Ward. “We need you to help the other guys out. We need you to be a goal-scoring threat.”

Washington’s coaching staff began relying heavily on the burly winger, featuring him more prominently and trusting him with newfound responsibility on the Capitals’ special-teams units.

Ward took to it with aplomb, and the process to get him more involved has seeped into this season. The 33-year-old has taken advantage of his opportunities, having already tied his careerhigh with 17 goals, three more than he had in his first two seasons in Washington combined.

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TV Lineup COLLEGE HOOPS (8 P.M., MY 20) Dez Wells has scored 40 points on 13-for-16 shooting in the past two games — both Terps wins. Maryland (13-9, 5-4 ACC) looks to keep climbing the ACC standings on the road vs.

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He appeared at a news conference at a Manhattan hotel with linebacker Malcolm Smith, the MVP of Seattle’s 43-8 victory over Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos on Sunday night.

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“I can cover loooong distances away from people, cars and development,” says Scotty McGee, Mountain Sports School director at Snow King Mountain in Jackson, Wyo. “I always appreciate the sparkles on the snow more on my Nordic skis.”

You also burn 400 to 800 calories an hour with minimal stress on joints. Your pole-pushing arms get a workout as do glutes and quads.

The next day, your shoulders, butt and thighs will attest to your efforts.

American skier Morgan Arritola competes in a crosscountry relay during the 2010 Olympics.

Cross-country skiing offers newbies a winning workout for the winter I love to watch Olympic skiing. But fear of injury has kept me from strapping my feet to skinny slats of fiberglass and speeding through snow. Many Americans are in the same boots. Only 12 million ski. That leaves 300 million who don’t.

With the Winter Games about to begin, perhaps this is the time to start. And cross-country skiing is a good entree. Although the sport is a distant second to downhill in participants (3 million vs. 9 million), it doesn’t require facing heights or speeds of up to 90 mph.

For D.C. residents, the first challenge is finding a nearby venue.

While downhill resorts routinely make snow for their slopes, relatively few ski centers make the “huge capital investment” to cover miles of cross-country trails, says Chris Frado, president of the Cross Country Ski Areas Association. So it’s up to Mother Nature. A few area

resorts offer the sport if she cooperates (see box).

The second challenge: mastering the skis. “We killed ourselves as an industry back in the ’80s by telling people if they can walk, they can cross-country ski,” Frado says. “That’s not the case.” True, you could put on skis and stumble around, but a crash course in XC (as insiders call it) definitely helps.

On a December trip to Crested Butte, Colo., my wife and I signed up for a lesson. Our instructor, ruddy 55-year-old Robbie Johnson of the Crested Butte Nordic Center, taught us via pop culture touchstones: 1) Don’t sk i l i ke Her ma n

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Best In Snow Where to Go These spots, each about a three-hour drive from D.C., all offer cross-country skiing and currently have enough snow (at least 4 to 6 inches) for the sport. It’s still best to call to check conditions. Gear rental: $20 to $35 a day. Trail fees: about $10. An hour lesson: $15 to $30. For other locations, visit xcski.org.

Blue Knob, Claysburg, Pa. BLUEKNOB.COM Dennis Kresslein, Blue Knob’s Nordic Center manager, says the 6-plus miles of trails start on a “gently sloping” golf course, then head into the woods.

Savage River Lodge, Frostburg, Md. SAVAGERIVERLODGE.COM The resort has 14 miles of trails. The next available weekend to book a cabin is March 7-9, but if you’ve got four-wheel drive or chains, you can take the steep, 2-mile dirt road into the ski area for a day’s workout.

White Grass, Davis, W.Va. WHITEGRASS.COM White Grass builds up its wintry base with “snow farming,” owner Chip Chase says. Fences around an 80-acre pasture allow wind-driven snow to build up. Of the approximately 30 miles of trails, about a third are good for beginners. The landscape provides “hills and dips and steeper” intermediate and expert trails.

Munster: “Be relaxed and smooth and fluid, not stiff and robotic.”

2) Don’t flail your arms like notorious Olympian Eddie “the Eagle” Edwards: As you grip your poles, “keep your elbows out to the side with a little flex, like you’re holding the steering wheel of the car, nice and relaxed.”

3) Emulate Marilyn Monroe: You want “that little swing, getting your hips forward.”

Then you’re off, opposite arm and leg going forward as you kick and glide. Centering your weight over the skis is critical. If your butt is out too far, down you might go.

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Yes, people did it in D.C. during the recent snow. The best time for city XC is when streets have a 4- to 6-inch base and cars are scarce. Folks typically use what they call their “rock skis” — an old pair, in case encounters with gravel or asphalt cause damage.

Cross-country isn’t universally beloved. Chip Chase, owner of West Virginia’s White Grass ski area, has seen people quit a lesson.

He stresses that you have to be willing to glide — and unafraid of falling. The first thing he teaches rookies is how to stand back up: “Get on your hands and knees, then straighten up, lifting one ski forward, then the other.”

Another obstacle: hills — even little ones. I’d be going up, then I’d be sliding down. The key, say the gurus: Angle skis inward, herringbone style, and walk/jog up. Point toes out to go down a hill.

A non-skier may still feel uncoordinated, or that his or her balance sucks. Those were my wife’s concerns. She wound up being slow but fairly steady, and even when she fell, she didn’t mind: “Snow is definitely preferable to concrete.”

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Don’t Attempt to Wear Her Down I’m trying to get my girlfriend to dress a little nicer, but it doesn’t seem to be working. I told her I would pay for some new clothes, etc. I find her attractive but know she would be a knockout if only she took a little better care of her appearance.

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Employ a Career Strategy I graduated college a year and a half ago and have been bouncing around between low-level receptionist-type jobs since then. My parents, who are big on me staying at one job, say this looks bad on my résumé and lacks direction. I feel like if there’s ever a time to switch around and not settle for a bad fit, it’s now. UNSET TLED Switching jobs two or three times in a year and a half is one thing, but if you’re barely staying around long enough to figure out how to unjam the copier, then yes, that’s not great.

And are these jobs related to the career direction you want to take?

An additional factor is how much your parents’ opinion should, and does, impact you. Are you living with them? Are they paying any of your expenses? If they are still help-

ing to support you, then the quid pro quo might justifiably include some conditions on their part.

Eventually, you’ll want to have a résumé with chunks of significant time in one place. But for now, trying various positions on for size seems reasonable. You’ll gain leverage with your parents if you have a structured direction with timelines, goals and purpose. Sit down with them and explain your plan.

Is it not working because she’s actively resistant, or because life’s gotten in the way? Does “better care” also involve grooming and hygiene — which might make you worry about depression or other issues — or is it just about clothes?

And is your idea of her dressing nicer just adding a few smashing items to her wardrobe, or for her to change her style from head to toe?

If it’s the latter, this columnist has to ask what you’re after. To be more attracted to her? To show her off to your friends? To keep from being embarrassed by her MC Hammer pants? If the resistance is coming from who she is, then accept that she has the right to be that way.

You have the right to decide whether that works for you. It’s your real selves that need to connect, not the ones that have undergone Extreme Makeover: Dating Edition.

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Time for a Skate Update Prepare to watch figure skating from Sochi — and get back on the ice yourself Haven’t ice-skated in a few years (or decades)? You’re bound to feel a bit wobbly when you enter a rink again. The same goes for watching the sport. Take four years off from spectating and you might forget that the point isn’t to see SOCHI athletes in sequins fall on a slippery surface. Here are a few pointers to help you better understand the competition — and the commentary — that’s coming up at the Winter Olympics in Sochi beginning Thursday.

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The Spin-Off: A triple jump used to be enough to impress a crowd. Not anymore, says Adam Munday, a coach with the Wheaton Ice Skating Academy in Maryland, who promises that “quads are going to be the big thing.” Guys will be pretty much expected to land at least one of the technically and physically demanding moves to be a medal contender. (There’s still lingering controversy from the Vancouver Games four years ago, when American Evan Lysacek won gold without a quad.) For the ladies, it’s all about nailing “triple-triples” — two triple jumps in a row.

Do all jumps look the same to you? That’s because the differences are mainly a matter of foot position as the skater launches into the air. The outlier is the axel, which is the only competition jump performed with a forward entrance.

The easiest variation of this is the waltz jump. “You take off of one leg, do a half rotation, and land on other

American Gracie Gold will likely compete for the U.S. in the debut of team figure skating at the Olympics in Sochi.

leg backwards,” Munday says. “It doesn’t take years of training.” If you really want to try a trick at your local rink, that’s the move he recommends.

Americans Meryl Davis and Charlie White, six-time national champions, are favorites for gold in ice dance.

Cabin John Ice Rink (10610 Westlake Drive, Rockville; 301-7658620, cabinjohnice.com) is celebrating the Olympics with daily events or deals starting Thursday with games and crafts (4:30-6:15 p.m.). On Friday, in honor of the opening ceremony, wear a hockey, figure or speedskating outfit and skate at a public session for $3.50. For more events, see website.

National Capital Curling Center (13810 Old Gunpowder Road, Laurel, Md.; curldc.org) invites anyone curious about the sport to come on down to the ice and try it. There are two Olympics-pegged open houses: Saturday, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., and Feb. 16, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. It’s $10 for individuals, $20 for families. Sign up online to ensure you have a time slot.

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One word you should know before binge-watching ice dance: twizzle. It’s a one-legged turn that makes a “3” shape on the ice, Cervinka says. And it’s a critical element for ice dancers, who are judged on how well they synchronize their twizzles. Viewers should not confuse

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Games mark the debut of the team figure skating event, says Kevin Sidwell, skating director at the Cabin John Ice Rink in Rockville.

That may not be what you think it sounds like.

The members of a team won’t all be on the ice simultaneously — instead, it’ll be individual men’s, women’s, pairs and ice dancing performances. The scores will be added up to determine the winner. But even that is a nice change of pace in what’s normally such an individual sport, Sidwell says.

And if you really like the idea of synchronized skating, well, that’s a real thing, Sidwell adds. But it’s not at the Olympics — yet. In the Washington area, the groups DC Edge (dcedgesynchro.org) and Capitol Steps (capitol-steps.org) offer teams for children and adults.

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Forte Flips His Script

Their pursuit of the Clairvoyant lands Coulson (Clark Gregg, below right) and his team on a train that appears to be taking them to their deaths. Stan Lee makes a cameo appearance.

How ‘SNL’s’ funnyman transformed from ‘MacGruber’ to a more serious screen star

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9 P.M.

‘The Biggest Loser’ (NBC) Which loser is the winner of Season 15? Find out as all the contestants are reunited to weigh in one last time and show viewers and one another how much they’ve lost. One of the eliminated contestants will win the $100,000 “at-home’’ prize, while one of the three finalists is awarded the grand prize of $250,000.

9 P.M.

‘Supernatural’ (CW) Sam and Dean go under cover at a day spa to investigate a series of murders.

All the victims had attended the spa to lose weight, and all of them were hundreds of pounds lighter at the time of their deaths. While working in the kitchen, Dean finds the solution to the mystery in the spa’s food.

10 P.M.

‘Justified’ (FX) A mob revenge plot makes its way to Kentucky, threatening to expose Raylan’s (Timothy Olyphant, left) secrets. Boyd suffers a major defeat, which brings him down from the high of his recent string of successes.

(TRIBUNE MEDIA)

Like many “Saturday Night Live” veterans, Will Forte came up through improv group the Groundlings, where his classmates included Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig. But his initial gigs were on the writing side — first as a staffer on the short-lived “Jenny McCarthy Show” and then on the “Late Show With David Letterman” and “That ’70s Show.” And those experiences inform Forte’s acting.

“If I were doing somebody else’s sketch, in my head I’d be thinking about if they were happy with this. I would be very tentative,” Forte recalls. He admits that “SNL” executive producer Lorne Michaels noticed this reservation and almost didn’t bring him back to the cast after his second season. “The stuff I would write on my own, I would always do 100 percent, but he knew I was tentative with the other stuff.”

One of those characters was MacGruber, an outsized send-up of the show “MacGyver” and ’80s nostalgia. When Forte left “SNL” in 2010, it was on the heels of a “MacGruber” movie spinoff. “We made exactly the movie we wanted to make,” Forte says. This made the critical and commercial failure of it harder to process despite the slow crawl it’s now making toward cult status. “We’re going to write

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“SNL” alumnus Will Forte took a dramatic turn in the Oscar-nominated “Nebraska.”

“I realized that’s all comedy is: …

Just trying to be in the moment of each scene and find the truth of it.”

a sequel at some point, but I don’t know if anyone will let us make it.”

Forte, 43, has a disarming humbleness about him. When asked about his turn to dramatic roles, he offered: “It’s hard enough getting comedy acting jobs — it’s not like I’m the go-to guy for comedy

roles — so I didn’t think it was anywhere in the realm of possibility.”

Once he got over those reservations, he was eager to jump in when Alexander Payne was looking for a lead for “Nebraska.” “I was always such a fan of his because the stuff I would do in comedy was big and absurd most of the time and watching his stuff, it all comes from such a grounded place. I always had a real intense respect for that.” He wasn’t expecting to get the part, but he did.

“Alexander Payne is the master. It was such a great experience. I will never forget it,” he says while remembering his initial fear about never even having taken an acting class when his co-star was Hollywood icon Bruce Dern.

“Here’s this legend who’s worked with these amazing people: John Wayne, Jack Nicholson, et cetera.

I just thought: Is he going to be comparing me with these guys?”

Dern and Forte spent a lot of time in the pickup truck in which their father and son characters drive to Nebraska to claim a fake sweepstakes prize that the father has pinned his hopes to.

Forte is also developing a series, “The Last Man on Earth,” for Fox that imagines a virus that has wiped out the entire world, leaving just one man, who discovers miraculously that a woman’s survived, too.

“They can restart the population, but the only problem is they hate each other. They don’t get along, so they’re forced to try to figure that out,” Forte says with a sly smile.

CHRIS KOMPANEK (THE WASHINGTON POST)

But Can He Go Back in Time? Scott Bakula, left, is set to star in CBS’s second spinoff of its popular crime drama “NCIS.” This new series follows “NCIS: L.A.,” and will be set in New Orleans. Bakula will play Special Agent Pride, an agent for the New Orleans NCIS division that handles crimes throughout the South. Bakula previously starred on sci-fi television shows such as “Quantum Leap” and “Star Trek: Enterprise.” (E XPRESS)

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An Irreverent Time Capsule Louis C.K.’s 1998 film is a glimpse at stars before they got big The inspirations and aspirations that propel “Tomorrow Night,” Louis C.K.’s 1998 film that was made available on his website last Wednesday, couldn’t be more clear. The ensemble cast includes then-barely-known Steve Carell, Wanda Sykes, J.B. Smoove, Robert Smigel and a blink-and-you’llmiss-her Amy Poehler. The film, an occasionally funny, mostly selfconscious grab-bag of alternately absurdist and raunchy set pieces, would barely merit mention were it not for the auteurial hand of C.K., who in the intervening 15 years has become a sensation, thanks in no small part to his shrewd navigation of new media.

The time lag between “Tomorrow Night’s” brief run on the festival circuit and C.K.’s decision to release it DIY-style has made it into something of a charming time capsule, a black-and-white homage not only to the films of Woody Allen and Jim

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Louis C.K., left, waited 15 years to release “Tomorrow Night,” which he filmed in 1998. The cast is comprised mainly of unknown actors, including Bill Chott, right.

Jarmusch, but also to a bygone era of rotary telephones, celluloid film and record players. The film stars Chuck Sklar as Charles, the misanthropic proprietor of a photo shop in Pittsburgh whose compulsive neatness belies a bizarre interior life that he fetishistically indulges in every night. “Tomorrow Night” follows Charles through a series of encounters with his mailman (Smoove), a local floozy (played

‘Tomorrow Night’ Director: Louis C.K. Stars: Chuck Sklar, Martha Greenhouse and J.B. Smoove In a Nutshell: Shy photo shop owner Charles spends most of his time alone, until he meets elderly Florence, who is tormented by her gambling husband, Lester, and longs for the son Willie she hasn’t seen or heard of for 20 years.

by Heather Morgan) and finally an elderly customer named Florence (Martha Greenhouse), with whom he embarks on an improbably intimate friendship.

Although “Tomorrow Night” is never graphic, it’s nonetheless often outrageously explicit. The outlandishness admittedly can be funny — the cross-dressing Rick Shapiro as Florence’s busybody neighbor Tina is initially hilarious — but the sexual anxiety that underscores “Tomorrow Night” grows tiresome and trite all too quickly.

The funniest scenes in “Tomorrow Night” have to do with a running gag involving Florence’s Army-private son Willie (Greg Hahn) and military “buddies” played by Smigel and Carell, whose cruel practical jokes and lame poker faces lend the movie an infectious giddiness.

The film looks and sounds terrific, with C.K. shooting on luscious 16-millimeter f ilm and Michael Sugarman providing the lyrically nostalgic musical score.

“Tomorrow Night” may not be great art, but it’s a fond look back, in nearly every sense of the phrase.

ANN HORNADAY (THE WASHINGTON POST )

Maturity Is Her ‘Bread’ and Butter Pulitzer-prize winning author Anna Quindlen prefers aged subjects Q&A After publishing her memoir, “Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake,” in 2012, Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Anna Quindlen has returned again to the novel form. She talked about “Still Life With Bread Crumbs” (Random House, $26), out now, from her home in Manhattan.

Your book explores some issues that women face past age 50. Is

this somehow a continuation of your memoir?

I’d started working on “Still Life With Bread Crumbs” when the idea for the memoir came. When you have a character who’s further along in the span of life, it’s a richer vein to mine. You get the young woman and the middle-aged woman and the older woman and the single woman and the mother all at the same time.

Your protagonist, Rebecca Winter, is a photographer. How is that profession important to the story?

The more I thought about two aspects of Rebecca’s life, the more it

occurred to me that she was probably a photographer. One was this notion, in part inspired by how we live in New York City, about failing to see beneath the surface. The other was the idea of someone who had become well known not simply for her work but for what other people said about her work, which is often at variance with what she herself thinks.

Does this happen to you?

All the time. To some extent, it informed that aspect of the book.

Hoffman Had Heroin In Home Officials say between 50-70 envelopes of the drug were found Investigation A law enforcement official says tests have confirmed there was heroin in at least some of the plastic packets in a New York City apartment where Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead. Officials are working to determine whether the drug was mixed Hoffman or tainted with a ny t h i ng else.

Reports on the volume of heroin found range from 50-70 envelopes.

Some of the packets were stamped with the ace of hearts symbol, and others with the words “Ace of Spades” and that symbol, another official said.

It wasn’t immediately clear whether the stamps could lead officials to any clues about the source of the items. JENNIFER PELTZ (AP)

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Is your work what you think it is or what other people tell you it is?

Your omniscient narrator knows more than all the characters could — and more than the writer of a nonfiction book could.

Is that one reason you write fiction?

It is. In fiction, you’re liberated by invention. I loved being a reporter and a columnist, but … sometimes I felt limited by journalism.

Fiction offers me an opportunity to [use] everything that I’ve learned about the human cond it ion t h rou gh jou r na l i sm.

CAROLE BURNS (THE WASHINGTON POST )

“That guitar is plugged into NOTHING.’ — V ERNON REID, GUITARIST AND SONGWRITER OF LIVING COLOUR, TWEETED HIS SURPRISE THAT RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS BASSIST FLEA, ABOVE, WAS PLAYING AN INSTRUMENT NOT CONNECTED TO SOUND EQUIPMENT AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW ON SUNDAY.

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“I see the journals sorted into boxes and guarded by a reptileheaded security guard who may or may not be wearing a coat, and the walls are made of orange popsicles, and then all my teeth fall out.”

— KATY WALDMAN AT SLATE.COM waxes

poetic to describe the University of Montreal’s “dream repository,” which holds 572 dream journals from participants of a nightmare study. The study found men and women have nightmares about different things: Men tend to dream about natural disasters while women dream about interpersonal conflicts.

“What’s next, petition the Baltimore Ravens to start playing baseball because they don’t like watching sports in the cold?”

— COMMENTER BIBENDUM AT EATER .COM reacts to a petition that a group

of vegetarians started to encourage McDonald’s to add a veggie burger to its menu. “They could just make their lives easier and go someplace else,” Bibendum concludes.

“Thanks, Guy Who Just Opened the Bus Window and Spit Out of It. That should help me never to eat again.”

— @DISTRICTKRIS tweets about an unappetizing site she saw while traveling on D.C.’s fine public transportation system Monday morning. Luckily, @districtkris says she was aboard the D6 bus and not on the street where the loogie landed.

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“All that proves is that the nanobots inside the ‘snow’ are able to break it down into a plausible approximation of water, which hides the government’s real agenda.”

— DOKTOR ZOOM AT WONKETTE.COM makes

light of claims by some conspiracy theorists in the South, who have posted videos online arguing that the snow that with the accuracy of a fell on the area last week isn’t snow at Buzzfeed quiz called “Which all because it doesn’t melt when exposed ’90s Alt-Rock Grrrl Are to flame. So what do they think it is? A You?” Manson, lead singer of chemical compound sprayed down from Garbage, did not reveal who jetliners by the government. When others she got, however, leaving the replied that the snow melts when heated mystery unsolved: Is Shirley in a microwave, it was clear the conspiracy Manson more of a Bjork or theory wouldn’t, um, hold water.

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1783

Britain’s King George III proclaims a formal cessation of hostilities in the American Revolutionary War.

1861

Delegates from six states that had recently seceded from the Union meet in Montgomery, Ala., to form the Confederate States of America.

1974

Newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst, 19, is kidnapped in Berkeley, Calif., by the radical Symbionese Liberation Army.

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Sole Member of Olympic Irony Team Trains for 2016 George Zimmerman told the organizers of his upcoming celebrity boxing match that he’d like to fight Kanye West, unnamed sources told TMZ. Zimmerman said he wanted to take down West because of the rapper’s penchant for attacking “defenseless people.” The organizers said they’d move the match to Los Angeles should West agree. (EXPRESS)

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Lohans Challenge Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston for Stupidest Dueling Memoirs Michael Lohan will not take legal action to stop the publication of ex-wife Dina Lohan’s book — if her publisher gives him a deal of his own, TMZ reported. Michael Lohan previously told Bird Street Books he’d go to court to stop Dina Lohan because of the gag order attached to their divorce. Now he’ll sign off if placated. (EXPRESS)

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