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at the very best starting on a long and painful road to recovery. In Athens, the reaction to the news was a mixture of relief the country has avoided ﬁnancial catastrophe and fear of a dark future. “I don’t see it with any joy because again we’re being burdened with loans, loans, loans, with no end in sight,” architect Valia Rokou said in the Greek capital. Greek politicians nevertheless greeted the package as a turning point for their battered country. “It’s no exaggeration to say that today is a historic day for the Greek economy,” said Greek Premier Lucas Papademos. (AP)

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Officials: Prison Fire May Have Been Accidental The Honduran government said Tuesday that a dropped cigarette may have set off the worst prison fire in a century as it announced that another death from the Feb. 14 blaze had brought the toll to 360. Earlier reports had said a mattress was set ablaze by an angry inmate. (AP) F7H?I

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Yemenis flocked to the polls across their battered nation Tuesday to vote in a U.S.-backed, single-candidate election meant to install a new leader to replace the outgoing autocrat. Vice President Abed Rabbo Mansour Hadi is set to be declared president in the coming days, which will make his predecessor, Ali Abdullah Saleh, the fourth leader to be pushed from power in the Arab Spring uprisings that erupted early last year. The U.S. has played an active role in the transition, in hopes it can head off chaos and ensure cooperation against the country’s active al-Qaeda branch, which has targeted the U.S. In taking Saleh’s place, Hadi will face the onerous task of trying to lead Yemen out of its many crises. Still, he promised great changes Tuesday said after casting his vote in the capital Sanaa.

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Food and water are running dangerously low in the besieged Syrian city of Homs, with frantic cries for help from residents amid government shelling that pounded rebel strongholds and killed at least 30 people Tuesday, activists said. “If they don’t die in the shelling, they will die of hunger,” activist and resident Omar Shaker said. The Red Cross called for a daily two-hour cease-ﬁre so that it can deliver emergency aid to the sick and the wounded. Assad’s forces showed no sign of easing their assault on Homs, Syria’s third-largest city and central to the country’s 11-month uprising. The Local Coordination Committees, an opposition group, said more than 100 were killed Tuesday, but the report could not immediately be conﬁrmed. (AP)

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ed Tuesday, after Afghans working inside Bagram air base told residents that copies of the Koran had been burned. When they carried out the charred pages, the crowd grew larger and more deﬁant. Among those chanting “death to America” were some of the 5,000 Afghans who have worked inside the base for years. Gen. John R. Allen, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, was quick to express contrition for the incident, which

ofﬁcials worried could incite violence across the country. “When we learned of these actions, we immediately intervened and stopped them,” Allen said in a statement. The incident comes at a critical time for the U.S., which wants to wind down its military presence in Afghanistan but seeks to maintain bases here after 2014, when most foreign troops are set to leave. The Korans were sent to Kabul,

where President Hamid Karzai and other top Afghan officials will decide how to respond. “These people must be punished,” said Qari Ghulam Mustafa, a top religious official from Parwan province, where Bagram is located. He carried 10 blackened Korans and said nearly 100 more were damaged. The apologies from Allen and top Obama administration officials were among the most profuse of the decade-long war. But there was no immediate indication that they would calm the unrest. A Western military official with knowledge of the incident said it appeared that the Korans and other Islamic readings in the library were being used to fuel extremism, and that detainees at Parwan Detention Facility, a prison next to the air base, were writing on the documents to exchange extremist messages. The military official said that several hundred Islamic publications, including Korans, were removed from the library. Some had extremist content; others had extremist messages written on their pages, the official said. Allen later said he had ordered all NATO forces in Afghanistan to complete training in the prop-

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Maryland senators are unlikely to approve any amendments to a bill legalizing gay marriage, worried that if it heads back to the House of Delegates that it could be in trouble because the vote to pass it there was so close. Members of the state Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee rejected two changes to the bill Tuesday, and proponents say they plan to do the same when the measure reaches the chamber ﬂoor later this week. “A little bit of Wite-Out is the guillotine here. Don’t touch the bill if you support it,” Sen. Jamie Raskin, D-Montgomery, told committee members before they shot down changes that would have legalized civil unions and overruled an amendment made in the House last week. T he commit tee’s 7-4 vote moves the legislation to the full body. (AP)

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Rebuild: Tomas Fleischmann (Florida Panthers, 19 goals, 25 assists, 44 points)

Throughout his tenure with the Caps, Fleischmann would go on scoring streaks and then seemingly disappear for consecutive nights. He was eventually dealt to the Colorado Avalanche for defenseman Scott Hannan last season. Now the Caps are relying on Johansson and Perreault, undersized centers who aren’t up to the job without the injured Nicklas Backstrom to help out. While the Caps’ offense appears lost on defensive zone breakouts and the power play is fizzling out, Fleischmann is seven points away from reaching his career high in points, and the Panthers are contending for a playoff spot.

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Remodel: Troy Brouwer (15 goals, 12 assists, 27 points), Joel Ward (five goals, 10 assists, 15 points), Jay Beagle (one assist, one point), Jeff Halpern (three goals, 10 assists, 13 points)

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Rebuild: Jose Theodore (Florida Panthers, 15-11-5, .919 save percentage), Semyon Varlamov (Colorado Avalanche, 15-18-2, .900 save percentage)

Theodore was always going to be a Band-Aid player until the young core of Varlamov and Neuvirth matured, but that plan hit a snag after Neuvirth’s breakout season last year. Left in the cold was the oftinjured Varlamov, who was granted his request for a trade to Colorado in exchange for draft picks. Over the summer, a jobless Vokoun signed with the Caps and supplanted Neuvirth as the starter this season. Whether giving up Varlamov was a great idea will rely on how those picks are used in the summer, but there’s no doubt the Caps got a steal in Vokoun.

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Remodel: Dale Hunter (3-6-1 in last 10 games, Washington is 10th in the Eastern Conference)

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Hannan didn’t work out the way the Caps wanted when they brought him in the middle of last season to shore up the defense, so over the summer they targeted free agent Hamrlik for the job. Hamrlik’s season with the Caps started poorly, but since the arrival of Hunter he’s been one of the team’s steadier defenders. The only knock on Hamrlik is his high price tag: $7 million over two years. As for Hannan, whose stats are in the same range as Hamrlik’s, he has a one-year, $1 million contract.

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Nats’ Ramos: ‘I’ve Got a New Life’ Catcher is grateful to be on the diamond after his kidnapping

The traces of blue and black ink peeked out from under the athletic tape wrapped around Wilson Ramos’ left wrist. Each time Ramos stabbed at a pitch Tuesday morning, during the Nationals’ first official workout of spring training, the ball settled softly in his catcher’s mitt and the tattoo on his forearm moved ever so slightly toward his heart. The tattoo is a Bible verse in Spanish, Philippians 4:13, that Ramos translated as, “I put everything in Jesus, because he has my back.” Under the words is 11-1111, the date Venezuelan commandoes rescued him from the men who approached him outside his home, pointed guns at his head and kidnapped him. “I feel like I’m living again,” Ramos said. “I’ve got a new life.”

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8WYaijeho In a country plagued by crime and kidnappings, Wilson Ramos became the first major league player to be abducted in Venezuela. The challenge of returning to professional baseball after such an episode, performing under high pressure before thousands and thousands, will be something for which there is no precedent. In one recent winter, Nationals backup catcher Jesus Flores, who is also Venezuelan, was carjacked at gunpoint in Venezuela. (T WP)

Ramos came to spring training to start his second major league season and to further separate his misfortune from his his bright future. Ramos expressed gratitude that he had survived the ordeal and conﬁdence that it would not affect his baseball career. Upon his arrival in Florida, the Nationals did not formally address the kidnapping with Ramos. They already received him in D.C. in November, shortly after his rescue. Manager Davey Johnson’s only reference to the incident came as Ramos caught pitches from Stephen Strasburg Tuesday, when Johnson asked how much Ramos had played in the Venezuelan Winter League after the kidnapping, and Ramos responded he had played for about a month and a half. “He’s more comfortable getting on the ﬁeld rather than talking to you guys about the kidnapping,” Johnson said. “He wanted to get back in there and go play. It’s over with. And I’m sure it’s over with him.” ADAM KILGORE (THE WASHINGTON POST )

Concussions a NASCAR Concern 7kje HWY_d] If Michael Waltrip were to count up all the concussions he has sustained over a NASCAR career that stretches back nearly 30 years, he’d certainly hit 10 — and probably keep going. Safety measures since Dale Earnhardt’s death in 2001 have gone a long way toward preventing head injuries, and NASCAR ofﬁcials have taken steps to improve the way they identify and treat concussions. But Waltrip knows that

won’t undo all those hits he took in the 1980s and ’90s. “I whacked my head — a lot,” Waltrip said. “I showed up in ’85, when it was relatively ‘safe.’ We thought we had it figured out. I raced all the way through 2001 when people were getting killed. And all through that time, I was hitting my head and knocking myself out and getting concussions and going to the hospital. And I don’t know what that means to me in 10 years. But I know it’s a concern.” The 48-year-old Waltrip gets

uneasy when he hears stories about NFL players and other athletes who are having serious neurological problems after they retire, issues that a growing amount of research indicates may have been caused by repetitive brain injuries they sustained during their playing days. Could that happen to him, too? “I would be the perfect case study,” Waltrip said. “Because I can go back and look at the races and count up times I was knocked unconscious that I can’t count on both hands.” (AP)

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video on mobile phones, tablets and computers, especially those in the 18- to 34-year-old age demographic that advertisers covet. The idea is to create 96 additional YouTube channels, which are essentially artists’ home pages, where viewers can see existing video clips and be notiﬁed when new content goes up. Well-funded videos by a select roster of stars are likely to be more watchable than the average YouTube fare of cute cats. YouTube is betting that a solid stream of good content will attract more revenue from advertisers, bring viewers back frequently and bolster its parent company’s ﬂedgling Web-connected-TV platform, Google TV. The cash has enticed some of TV’s biggest stars, including “Fast Five” director Justin Lin, who directs episodes of “Community,” “CSI” creator Anthony Zuiker and Nancy Tellem, the former president of CBS entertainment. The extreme sports-focused Network A and Spanish-language Tutele have launched already. YouTube hopes to have all of the channels running by this summer. “This was really about galvanizing the ecosystem at large,” says Alex Carloss, global head of original programming for YouTube. “We see the portfolio [of funded channels] really representing the best of TV meeting the best of the Web.” RYAN NAK ASHIMA (AP)

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Comcast will launch four minorityowned networks on its cable-TV systems in the next two years, including channels spearheaded by music mogul Sean “P. Diddy” Combs and NBA great Magic Johnson. The networks include the following. Revolt, conceived by Combs, will have music videos, live performa nces, music news and interviews. Combs Aspire, to be led by Johnson, will show enlightening and positive programming aimed at black families with movies, documentaries, music and comedy, as well as fa it h a nd inspirat iona l programs. El Rey is designed to be an action-packed entertainment network for Latino audiences. The programming will include reality, scripted and animated series.

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Mark Ramont is happy he’s the one who gets to direct the area’s first production of “Next Fall.” “The audience doesn’t know what to expect,” Ramont says. “Once you see something for the ﬁrst time, you have expectations. There’s nothing better than showing an audience something that’s fresh.” The play, which was written by Geoffrey Nauffts and nominated for a Tony Award in 2010, is pretty fresh itself. It’s a story about a couple, Adam and Luke, whose connection almost comes to a grinding halt when Adam, an atheist, learns that Luke is an evangelical Christian. Their relationship survives and thrives, but when Luke is involved in a serious accident and family and friends swarm around the two, those differences crop up again. Creating an onstage relationship that feels real can be a challenge, but Ramont had an advantage there, too: Tom Story, who plays Adam, and Chris Dinolfo, who plays Luke, are a couple in real life. “They’ve been togeth-

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er about as long [as the couple in the play], and the age difference is about the same.” At first, Ramont wasn’t sure whether his leads’ relationship would help or hurt. “I can’t say I’ve never worked with couples before, but I’m very wary of it,” Ramont says. “But after working on this and seeing the fruits of it, I’d do it again in a heartbeat. They brought their relationship when it fed what was happening onstage,” while leaving quotidian ﬁghts about the dishes and laundry at home.

Ramont was impressed by Story’s performance, particularly in the scenes involving Luke’s accident. “There’s a certain point in the play where it starts to turn very dark and you start to go into a very melancholy place,” he says. “One of the things I love about Tom’s work is he would go there, but he was also very careful to send signals that ‘I don’t want to dwell here.’” Adam and Luke’s relationship, Ramont believes, reﬂects the divide

that exists between some Christians and some members of the gay community. “It’s very easy for gays to mock religious belief, and it’s too easy for religious people to marginalize gays,” he says. With “Next Fall,” “our job is to create characters who are nuanced so that both sides ring true.” KRISTEN

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Comedy Counsel Absurdity can certainly be an essential element for a lot of humor, and the comedians behind “Lawmageddon” have a unique understanding of absurdity — they’re all lawyers and comedy is just a side gig. It’s comedy geared toward lawyers, so treat the evening as a drinking game: Take a shot for every joke about a judge’s chambers, torts or awkward mention of mens rea. DC Improv, 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW; 8 p.m., $20; 202-296-7008, Dcimprov.com. (Farragut North)

She’s the King Peggielene Bartels, otherwise known as King Peggy, rules over the Ghanaian fishing village of Otuam. She’s the first woman to do so and was chosen unexpectedly while working at the U.S. Embassy here in Washington. Tonight she’ll be discussing her new book, “King Peggy.” National Press Club, 529 14th St. NW; 6:30 p.m., $5; 202-662-7523, Press.org. (Metro Center)

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Cooper’s daytime talk show is still looking for some solid footing J[b[l_i_ed To celebrate the 100th episode of Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show in an hour that airs Monday, a giant cup of frozen hot chocolate topped with whipped cream was wheeled onto the set after its star interviewed a svelte Janet Jackson. Something sweet was undoubtedly welcomed. It’s been a tough stretch for “Anderson,” illustrating how difﬁcult it can be to launch a successful television series from scratch. In six months, the show has weathered a scandal involving a scheduled guest’s serious injury; seen three top executives leave and a new one join midstream; and experimented with different formats to see what suits Cooper best. 789

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Into the ‘Ocean’ Airing in its entirety, the new three-part presentation “Ocean Giants’’ (PBS, 8 p.m.) dives into the world of whales and dolphins. The first hour is packed with facts about the great whales, including the possibility that some may live more than 200 years. The second hour explores the cognitive and emotional lives of whales and dolphins. The third hour is devoted to how they communicate. (TM)

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