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Apple Sells 35M iPhones Apple, the world’s most valuable company, is trumping skeptics once again by reporting blowout iPhone sales. Apple says it sold 35 million iPhones in the quarter, almost twice as many as it sold a year ago and above analyst expectations. (AP)

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“been in your shoes” and didn’t pay off their student loans until eight years ago. “I didn’t just read about this. I didn’t just get some talking points about this. I didn’t just get a policy brieﬁng on this,” Obama said. “We didn’t come from wealthy families. When we graduated from college and law school, we had a mountain of debt. When we married, we got poor together.”

Obama’s emphasis on his personal experience set up a contrast with Romney, whose father was a wealthy auto executive. It’s a point the president is sure to return to during this summer’s campaigning. T hough bot h Oba ma a nd Romney have expressed support for freezing the current interest rates on the loans for poorer and middle-class students, lawmakers are still exploring ways to pay for the plan. The timing is important because the rate will double from 3.4 percent to 6.8 percent on July 1 without intervention by Congress, an expiration date chosen in 2007 when a Democratic Congress voted to chop the rate in half. BEN FELLER (AP)

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The first new case of mad cow disease in the U.S. since 2006 has been discovered in a dairy cow in California, but health authorities said Tuesday the animal never was a threat to the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s food supply. The infected cow, the fourth ever discovered in the U.S., was found as part of an Agriculture Department surveillance program that tests about 40,000 cows a year for the fatal brain disease. Dennis Luckey, executive vice president of Baker Commodities in Los Angeles, said the disease was discovered at its Hanford, Calif., transfer station after workers selected the cow for random sampling. No meat from the cow was bound for the food supply,

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100,000 people rallied in Prague’s downtown Wenceslas Square last weekend to protest government reforms and austerity cuts, calling on the government to resign. (AP)

voters may be wise to reject unrelenting cuts. But in their desire to avoid pain, they may also be prompting politicians to put off decisions that Europe must make to remain competitive globally. Many experts say that labor markets must be reformed, for example by making it easier for employers to hire and ﬁre workers, in order to spur investment and halt the trend of ballooning unemployment. Growing fears about globalization have caused many governments to promise to cool their commitment to free markets. On Tuesday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was still defending her insistence on austerity. “If you at home talk about how you want to shape your life tolerably, then one of the ﬁrst conditions is that you somehow get by with what you earn,” Merkel said. DON MELVIN (AP)

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8WYaijeho South Sudan stopped pumping oil through Sudan in January, accusing the government in Sudan’s capital, Khartoum, of stealing hundreds of millions of dollars in oil revenue. Sudan responded by bombing the South’s oil fields. The conflict has escalated in recent weeks. (AP)

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toms of viral meningitis usually last seven to 10 days. Metro said anyone who shows symptoms of the illness should contact a doctor. DANA HEDGPETH (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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O’Malley Mulls Two More Possible Special Sessions Gov. Martin O’Malley said Tuesday he is considering the possibility of holding two special sessions, one next month to focus O’Malley on a revenue package to avoid about a half-billion in budget cuts and another in August to address an expansion of gambling in the state. O’Malley also said he believes considering both in the waning hours of the regular 90-day session two weeks ago was too much to handle at once and prompted the budget breakdown. (AP) M7I>?D=JED

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A German man charged with killing his much-older wife in Washington’s fashionable Georgetown neighborhood remains mentally incompetent to stand trial. That’s the assessment of doctors who interviewed Albrecht Muth last week. A court hearing addressing Muth’s mental status is scheduled for Wednesday. Muth is charged with first-degree murder in the August death of 91-yearold Viola Drath, a German journalist who was found strangled and beaten inside the couple’s home. (AP)

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A meeting to gather the stakeholders involved in paying for the second phase of Metro’s Silver Line has been pushed back by a week because some officials are out of town. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood had called last week for those involved in the project — Loudoun and Fairfax counties, Metro, Virginia, and the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority — to hold a meeting to figure out how to keep the project on track. The first phase of the new Silver Line is under construction and expected to be completed in August 2013.

Residents in some neighborhoods have long resisted any move that could increase loitering and bad behavior outside corner liquor stores. Also, liquor laws like this typically get loosened when the government really needs the money. The amount of tax dollars at stake for Sunday liquor sales is not a whole lot in the grand scheme of municipal budgeting. (T WP)

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revealed Tuesday that four Marines on an embassy security team were demoted and severely punished for allegedly pushing a prostitute out of a car in Brasilia late last year after a dispute over payment. Panetta said he had “no tolerance for that kind of conduct.” The incident is similar, but unrelated, to the Colombian scandal. Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan has launched an investigation into the Cartagena incident and requested an independent probe. Sullivan also briefed key members of Congress who left no

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The widening Secret Service prostitution scandal has touched off a delicate dance in Washington. People are loath to criticize an agency whose employees are trained to take a bullet for the people they protect. Members of Congress pressing for the juicy stories risk reviving — or having revealed — some of their own. Yet all parties claim to want the truth about the extent of sworn officers of the nation’s premier law enforcement agencies hiring Colombian sex workers ahead of President Obama’s visit there and whether national security may have been compromised. Spinning the facts as they emerge poses more risk: The Secret Service and the military are supposed to be above politics, dedicated to protecting presidents, their families and the nation. “Sure, it creates a problem for President Obama. It adds to the sense that Washington is broken. But if the Republicans try to make this a point in their arguments, they are making a big mistake,” GOP strategist Karl Rove said on “Fox News Sunday.” Two dozen Secret Service personnel and military enlistees preparing for Obama’s visit to Cartagena have faced scrutiny for cavorting with prostitutes. Nine Secret Service agents had been let go over the incident, including three more on Tuesday, and two others have been cleared of misconduct, said Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y. In a not her de velopment , Defense Secretary Leon Panetta

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bers of Congress, uncharacteristic restraint in a tense election year sizzling with gender politics. Asked how much responsibility Obama should be taking for the scandal, House Speaker John Boehner demurred, saying he’s interested right now in ﬁnding out just what happened in Cartagena.

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For any president, a Secret Service scandal creates discomfort. Members of the elite agency help the first family feel safe in the public glare. It’s a fairly intimate relationship, first lady Michelle Obama, shown with President Obama, said last year. The first family playfully argued at the dinner table over their favorite agents, she said. “We love our detail,” Mrs. Obama said in October. “For us, it’s like having family around.” The Secret Service also shadows presidential candidates, and Republican front-runner Mitt Romney, left, is also said to be close to his detail. (AP)

Obama has urged a rigorous investigation. Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney suggested a lack of leadership led to the scandal and left no doubt what he’d do if it had happened on his watch. “I’d clean house,” Romney told radio host Laura Ingraham. “The right thing to do is to remove people who have violated the public trust and have put their play time and their personal interests ahead of the interests of the nation.” (AP)

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Philadelphia: A tripping penalty to defender Tom Poti put the Flyers on a power play where Phildadelphia won the game on a goal from Joffrey Lupul. Caps fans to this day are still incensed over a potential goaltender interference call that was not administered on the goal.

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In the past four seasons, Washington has played in four Game 7s, and is 1-3 in those games. “It’s tough, but we still have a chance on [tonight],” forward Nicklas Backstrom said. “We are just going to refocus and play our best game in Boston.” Washington will be looking to lean on nearly two months’ worth of “playoff hockey” to propel them through Game 7. Since the start of February, it could be argued the Caps have needed to play a style seen in Game 7s nearly every single night to stay in playoff contention. Whether or not that experience of 15-plus games of “do-or-die” hockey will pay off remains to be seen. Coach Dale Hunter believes past seasons’ playoff failures may have helped develop a stronger team this year. “Any experiences you get in the playoffs, it just adds to you,” he said. “You know what to expect. Game 7s are exciting games because it’s

6-2 loss to Pittsburgh: Washington managed a Game 7 win in the first round against the New York Rangers, but in the second round disappointment reared its head again. After surviving overtime in Game 6 in Pittsburgh, the Capitals fell flat in a much-hyped Game 7 between Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby. An early breakaway by Ovechkin was denied by goalie Marc Andre Fleury and from there the Penguins dominated to a 6-2 win.

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do-or die for both teams, and they’re awesome to play in.” Meanwhile the Bruins, last year’s defending Stanley Cup Champions, won three Game 7s en route to their title victory. From the start of the series, it’s been too close to call despite the Bruins being named heavy favorites. For the ﬁrst time in NHL history, one goal has been the margin of victory in six of the seven games played. “I think both teams are heading into Game 7 with the same kind of confidence,” Bruins coach Claude Julien said. “They’ve beaten us twice in our building, and we’ve beaten them twice here [in Washington]. For us, it’s time to take advantage of that home ice that we’ve fought hard all year to get, and we have to make it count.” REED S. ALBERS (FOR E XPRESS)

2-1 loss to Montreal: Washington ran wild through the NHL in the regular season and took a 3-1 series lead in the first round of the playoffs against the eighthseeded Canadiens. But Habs goalie Jaroslav Halak led the Canadiens on a comeback Caps fans won’t soon forget. Montreal stymied Bruce Boudreau’s high-flying offense, and the series loss began the shift from offensive hockey to today’s grinding style employed by Dale Hunter’s Caps. R.A.

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petitive next year,” said Grunfeld, whose contract was set to expire after this season. He was hired in June 2003 to run the Wizards, and with the help of All-Stars Gilbert Arenas, Antawn Jamison and Caron Butler — all acquired by Grunfeld — the team made four consecutive playoff appearances. But with a downslide that included Arenas’ legal trouble for bringing guns into the locker room, Grunfeld essentially started to

rebuild again from scratch. The retooling included constructing the team around point guard John Wall, taken by Grunfeld with the No. 1 overall pick in the 2010 draft. Before this season’s trading deadline, Grunfeld shipped talented-but-slow-to-mature young players JaVale McGee and Nick Young. In exchange, the Wizards added Brazilian big man Nene. “I think we’ve really made some good progress,” Grunfeld said. “I’m excited about being a part of it moving forward.” (AP)

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CAPITALS (7:30 P.M., CSN) The Caps and Bruins play Game 7 of their hard-fought playoff series. NATIONALS (6:35 P.M., MASN2) The Nats send Jordan Zimmermann to the mound against the Padres. ORIOLES (7 P.M., MASN) The O’s and Blue Jays continue their series. WIZARDS (7 P.M., CSN+) The redhot Wizards try to make it five in a row when playing the Cavaliers. PRO BASKETBALL (8 P.M., 10:30 P.M., ESPN) The Knicks play the Clippers and the Suns take on the Spurs. SOCCER (2 P.M., FX) Real Madrid and Bayern Munich finish their Champions League semifinal.

With Ernie Grunfeld’s return as Wizards president official, the next decision for owner Ted Leonsis — and Grunfeld — is deciding who will be the coach going forward. Randy Wittman has gone 16-31 since replacing former coach Flip Saunders on Jan. 24 and the team has made strides in recent weeks, winning six of its past eight games. “I don’t really worry about that,” Wittman said before the Wizards’ 101-73 win over the NBA-worst Bobcats. “I’m a coach that’s going to go out, and I’m going to do the best that I can.” (T WP)

It’s official: Andrew Luck will be the No. 1 choice in Thursday night’s NFL draft. Rather than keeping the NFL’s worst-kept secret under wraps until Luck’s name rolled off the lips of commissioner Roger Goodell, general manager Ryan Grigson decided there was no reason to delay the inevitable: Luck will become the successor to Peyton Manning as

Indianapolis’ quarterback and the new face of the franchise. “We didn’t see the point in prolonging what the world already knows,” Grigson told reporters Tuesda. “It’s about Andrew, and we wanted to do the right thing by him.” The decision is no surprise. Last Wednesday, Grigson said the Colts had made a decision about whom to take with the ﬁrst choice but declined to say whether it would be Luck, the Heisman Trophy runner-

up, or Robert Griffin III, the Heisman winner. Less than 24 hours later, the Associated Press learned that the choice would be Luck barring an unforeseen accident. The Stanford quarterback plans to have his entire family in New York on draft night. He’ll fly to Indianapolis on Friday, where he will take questions from local reporters and then meet fans at Lucas Oil Stadium, his new home field. MICHAEL MAROT (AP)

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Edible RG3 Statue Made Lots of athletes get statues built in their honor, though not one you can take a bite out of. The likeness of Robert Griffin III, made of barbecue chicken, lettuce, tomatoes and chili peppers, was unveiled at a Subway restaurant in Manhattan on Tuesday. It might not be quite the same accolade as going No. 2 overall in the draft to the Redskins, as the Heisman Trophy winner will do Thursday night, but the quarterback got a kick out of it. (AP) J;DD?I

Changes for D.C. Event The ATP World Tour hard-court tournament in the nation’s capital is changing its name to the Citi Open, after being known as the Legg Mason Tennis Classic since 1994. In addition to a new title sponsor, the 2012 tournament will include a lower-level WTA event played at the same time and place: July 28-Aug. 5 in Rock Creek Park. (AP) IE99;H

Chelsea Stuns Barcelona Chelsea eliminated defending champion Barcelona and reached the Champions League final with a grueling 2-2 tie Tuesday night, winning the semifinal on a 3-2 aggregate despite playing most of the game a man short. Chelsea substitute Fernando Torres sealed the win when he scored on a breakaway in the first minute of stoppage time. (AP)

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Comedic voice actor Jon Benjamin goes on tour after his ‘Van’ show was canceled 9ec[Zo Jon Benjamin had a van, but it’s gone now. More speciﬁcally, Jon Benjamin had a TV show called “Jon Benjamin Has a Van,” until Comedy Central canceled the mock news show after just one season. He had already booked a tour to prepare himself for season 2 when he got the bad news. Now, Jon Benjamin Has a Tour — a seven-city jaunt that puts the 45-year-old comedian and voice actor on the road for a rare string of stand-up gigs. Best known for his distinctive baritone — as the voice of several cartoon characters; see below — Benjamin shows off his dry, absurd and sarcastic humor at the Black Cat on Wednesday. Are you ready for the tour?

No, I just don’t want to do it anymore. I don’t, but I will. I have to get myself psyched up, I have to get my psych-up outfit on.

Touring is the first step, then I think just being nice to people. I have to stop saying “[Expletive] you” to every fan that comes up to me.

Will there be any videos?

[Me and my “Has a Van” co-stars Leo Allen and Nathan Fielder] did a show at Sketchfest in San Francisco this year, so we’ll use that as a template. We showed some video from stuff that we shot but didn’t make it to the show. So we’ll show those, which didn’t make it for a reason.

Why do you think your show was canceled?

It didn’t do very well ratings-wise. And to be honest, it didn’t catch on. I don’t know why. People didn’t immediately connect to it. I think they’ll be proven wrong, someday. I don’t think it was a failure, it was just weird. Some people really did like the show. But there were very few of them.

Why not?

They weren’t funny. That’s a great sales pitch: “Come to my show, I’ll show you videos that aren’t funny.”

Your speaking voice sounds just like the characters you voice. Is that just how you talk?

Well yeah — that’s something. Nathan, who makes a lot of videos, will show some videos. I will show some videos. There will be a lot of video. A lot of introing videos. If you like intros you’ll love this show. Why go on tour?

We actually did plan the tour to revolve around the second season and then we got canceled. This tour is kind of like the cancellation tour. In a way, we’re making the

It is. I think it was always like this. Do you get to improvise on “Archer” or “Bob’s Burgers”?

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Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there were these things called “liner notes.” They’d come with a record or tape or CD, little backstories to explain the songs you were enjoying. Poets Paige Hernandez, Akua Allrich and Baye Harrell — along with the Corner Store Jazz Quintet — aim to recapture that feeling of discovery with “Liner Notes: Elevated Art for the Hip-Hop Generation,” an evening of spoken word and music. The Dunes, 1402 Meridian Place NW; 8 p.m., $20; 202-436-9118, Thedunesdc.com. (Columbia Heights)

Bulleit, the easily misspelled but oh-so-ubiquitous bourbon brand, will get its own little party tonight at Bourbon in Adams Morgan. Tom Bulleit, who owns the distillery, will be on hand to answer questions, and bartenders will be passing out $5 glasses of everyone’s go-to bourbon (and $8 Sazeracs, Old Fashioneds and Manhattans). Bourbon, 2321 18th St. NW; 6 p.m., free; 202-332-0800, Bourbondc.com. (Woodley Park)

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1 pers. $44,580 • 2 pers. $50,940 * Tax Credit Studio applicants only • Restrictions Apply*

Win up to 1 mo. FREE rent & a chance to win a 32”color T.V.* 201 I Street, SW • Washington, DC 20024 Located NearThe S.W. Waterfront M-F 9-6 • Sat. 10-5 • Sun 12-4

1.877.870.0243 WAGGAMAN CORPORATION 202-537-8970 Presents!! 8507 Greenwood Ave., Takoma Park, MD. 1 BR $850 + e, + g. Metro bus & shopping nearby. Laundry in bldg. . 202-537-8970. NW/2612 Georgia Ave. Efficiency, $725 + e, + g. Howard University area. (202) 537-8970 Housing Choice Voucher Welcome Equal Housing Opportunity

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SE- 1731 28th St. 1 bedroom Great building. $750. Most utilities included. 3 blocks from Pennsylvania Ave. Call 202-236-0174

SE- 1BR apts & 1BR w/ den apts. $750 & up + elec. No Pets. 202-265-4814, 202-629-2606. Fred A. Smith Co.

SE- 2nd St., 2,3,4BR, from $800+ util, w/w carpet, laund. sec 8 ok, no pets, Call 202-388-3900 ext 10

1720 Trenton Pl., SE

2 BRs Available

William C. Smith & Co., Inc. gardenvillage@wcsmith.com

1.877.238.8216

SE- Furn room, w2w crpt, CAC/heat, near bus. $165/week util incl. 202-399-0396 OR 202-438-6469

SE- NEWCOMB ST - 2BR from $825 + electric. Sec 8 welcome. No pets. Call 202-388-3900x10 SE - Very large 3BR, 1BA. Near bus stop. Available immediately. Will consider vouchers. 202-832-4754 or 202-528-7378

Manor Village 1717 Alabama Ave., SE

2 BRs Available

Autumn Woods offers our residents a fresh design and unbeatable access to Downtown Washington, DC. Residents beneﬁt from 24 hour emergency maintenance, on-site parking, bike storage and central laundry center. Located just off of B/W Parkway, the bustling community boasts shopping, dining, ﬁtness center, schools, medical facilities, playgrounds, and parks. METRO Bus Stops are all within walking distance to take you to New Carrollton Metro Station!!!!! 877-391-5586

*Restrictions Apply

EHO

3-2-1 SPECIAL!

$300 Off 1st Month $200 Off 2nd Mo/ $100 Off 3rd Mo Meadow Green Courts! 1 BR fr. $810 2 BR fr. $935 3 BR $1300 $20 APPLICATION FEE! Convenient to shopping, schools,Dishwasher. Walk-in closets.,w-w carpeting 5% DISC. TO METRO & DC GOVT EMPLOYEES

(877) 464-9774 3539 A Street SE Mon-Fri. 9-5. Sat. 10-4 Housing Choice Vouchers welcome where rents are within voucher program limits

BOWIE Bsmt efficiency, separate entrance, kitchen, bath. No Pets. N/S. $695/mo. Great location, within 5 min to shpg & metro. 301-390-3529

NEWLY RENOVATED!

Cheverly Crossing

SOUTHWEST/Metro Convenient!

OPEN HOUSE Every Sat. in APRIL

William C. Smith & Co., Inc. www.villagesofparklands.com

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1.888.275.2914

FREE Parking! FREE Utilities! FREE UMD Shuttle! Metrobus lines on-site!

Woodland Springs • 1 BR Starting at $830.00 • 2 BR Starting at $950.00 • Spacious Floorplans • Minutes to Metro • Sparkling pool • Clubhouse/rec room • Large laundry facilities

Free Application FEE w/AD

Security Deposit

2 MONTHS FREE 1 & 2 BRs

W/W carpet, Central Air/Heat, Dishwasher, Laundry facility, EFFICIENCY $700 1BR fr. $775 2 BR fr $870

EAGLES CROSSING 116 Irvington Street SW,

866-790-5360

3839 64th Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20785

Clinton- RENT 2 OWN- NO CREDIT Check. 7BR, 5.5Bath, $3,395/month.10414 Inez Pl. Open House this Saturday & Sunday 1-4pm. 800-455-0379 x4141 Pics - www.GP.Postlets.com

Hyattsville

301-760-4270

FORT WASHINGTON- 5BR,2.5BA,2 lvl, 2 fpl, recentupdates.Lg yard,quiet neghbrhd. $1450/mo.202-725-1247 GREENBELT

EHO

The Glendale

Up to $1900 Move-in Bonus!* 1 BRS. from $1180 2 BRS. from $1300 3 BRS. from $1675

•Washer/dryer •Separate dining area •Dens available •Large pets welcome

Call For Specials

Large 1BR $705 1BR $675

Large 2BR $914 2BR $769

3 BR $945

5 Minute Pre-Approval

Call Now For Details

301-277-6610 HYATTSVILLE

FLEETWOOD VILLAGE APTS. • FREE WATER, GAS HEATING & COOKING • FREE APPLICATION FEE (with this ad) • Right on DC and Maryland line • Close to Fort Totten & West Hyattsville Metro • Free 6 wk summer camp • Convenient to shops, schools and I-495

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FANTASTIC SPECIALS! 721 Chillum Road • Hyattsville, MD 20783

866-315-8849

*on select apts, limited time offer.

888.878.8371

H H H H

Quincy Manor/ Monroe Gardens

Deposit one Month Rent on approved credit

Limited time only

Apts from $1200's All Utilities Included Near Metro & Major Road Fitness Center and Pool

HYATTSVILLE

ARTS DISTRICT

1 & 2 BR apts fr. $750 GARFIELD COURT APARTMENTS Ask About Our

Move-in Special On residential street next to DeMatha HS

(888) 348-0236

Off-street parking /Ceiling Fans

Apply On-Line CharlestowneNorth.com

301-779-1734

8150 Lakecrest Dr,Greenbelt, MD 20770

Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more.

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M-F 9-5. Sat 10-4

(tenant pays electric)

HYATTSVILLE Queensbury Apts –1BR on tree-lined street near Hyattsville MS. FIOS/cable ready, off-street pkg, bus to Green Line, close to UMD, shopping & entertainment. $925 incl gas. CATS OK. Call 301-864-5933, 301-559-9111. Dean Manor –HUGE 2BR, newly renovated, balcony $1290. MOVE IN NOW! Walk to Green Line, shopping, restaurants. Near UMD. FIOS/cable ready. PET FRIENDLY! Call 301-559-9111. XX172 1x.25

Housing Choice Vouchers Welcome

XX172 1x.5 XX172 1x.25

Nr. the New ARTS DISTRICT Close to Shopping & Metro

(based on credit history)

Charlestowne North

1/2 Off 1st Mo's Rent Just Bring 2 Pay Stubs & Drivers License!!!!

Ask About our

MOVE-IN SPECIAL 1 & 2 Bedroom Apts.

As low as $350 or up to 1st month’s rent

GREENBELT

950

866-464-0993

Apartments

2 & 3 Bedrooms $

CASTLE MANOR

from $805

(888) 425-8068

202-421-9618 from

Huattsville

Ceiling Fans/Lovely Setting

9310 Cherry Hill Rd, College Pk, MD 20740 SevenSpringsVillage.com

By Appointment Only

32" inch Flat Screen Giveaway!

All Credit Considered

Seven Springs Village

H H H H

Applicants Receive A Free Computer*

5033 57th Avenue Bladensburg, MD 20710

Southeast

Student & State/Federal employee discounts! Studios from the $1000s 1 BRs from the $1100's 2 BR from the $1300s

6617 Atwood Street • District Heights, MD 20747

All Credit Considered

S.E./Forest Cove —2BR condo, W/D, CAC. $900 plus utilities and up. Call 202-889-9226

EHO

Ask about

SW GALVESTON PLACE -- 4BR, 2BA. $1349 plus utilities, 1st month rent free! Credit check required. Metro Bus close. Call 202-563-1791

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SE- 13th St. 2 min to metro/shops! 2BR from $825 + utilities. No Pets. Section 8 ok. Call 202-388-3900x 10

Garden Village

BELTSVILLE- TH 3BR,2FBA,2HBA. Section8 Welcome.$1,750/month. Call 240-353-5214

MD RENTALS

ONE MONTH FREE!

Max. Income Qualiﬁcations:

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SE- $1100 for 1BR. All utils inc. Fully renov, 4 blocks from Benning Metro, bus stop 1 block. New: w-w carpet, paint, stove, fridge, countertop, cabinets, sinks. New fixtures in BA. New W/D in downstairs lndry rm. Section 8 welcome. Open House: Sundays 3pm-5pm. Call 301-257-5126

COLLEGE PARK

Studio Special - $995

BENNING ROAD APTS 4950-52 Benning Rd, SE Spacious 1&2BR with CAC, Balcony fr $830 + elec.

Starting at

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CYPRESS CREEK APARTMENTS

Kent Village Apartments

Open House April 28 & 29, 2012

Zero App Charge; All Credit Considered Same Day Approval Newly Renovated 1&2 BDR Newly Renovated 2 BDR Townhomes Call for more info 877.254.7604

Newly Renovated Apt. Homes

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Bedrooms Starting @ $900 Amenities

• Beautiful Location • Washer & Dryer • Garbage Disposal • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • Refrigerator in Unit • Central A/C & Heat • Second Chance Program! Sparkling Swimming Pool!

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BEALLS GRANT APARTMENTS

Studios & One-Bedrooms Now Available! Rent starting at $849!*

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• Close to Rockville Metro • Minutes to Rockville Town Center & Giant Grocery • Laundry Facilities on Each Floor • Wall-to-Wall Carpeting • Fully Equipped Kitchens • Free Parking for Residents

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Call Us! 1(866)906-3677 OXON HILL - Southern Terrace - Renovated 2br, quiet neighborhood, public transp, near shopping. MOVE IN NOW. $865 + utils. 301-839-7237, 301559-9111.

APARTMENTS

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Halpine Hamlet Apartments 5501 Halpine Place, #101•Rockville, MD

3.6 Miles from National Harbor!

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888-473-4718

*Rental rates vary. Call for details.

888-474-1833

254 N. Washington St. • Rockville, MD *Rental rates vary. Call for details.

MT. RAINIER 301-277-6202

Concerts, movies, events, restaurants and more.

Close to shops & rec. center. 1BR, $785. 2BR $905. Utilities Included! (A/C extra)

FLETCHERS FIELD

LANDOVER

RIVERDALE

888-583-3047

866-805-0782

GATED COMMUNITY • Free gas and water • State-of-the-art ﬁtness center • Licensed Daycare onPremises OPEN HOUSE Saturday May 5 to Monday May 14 (Mon. -Fri. 8-5, Sat. 10-4, Sun. 12-4)

877-898-6958

1, 2 & 3 BR APTS. HUGE 2 BR TOWNHOMES

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6400 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737 parkviewgardensapartments.com

5409 Riverdale Road • Riverdale, MD 20737

888-251-1872

800-767-2189

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2 BRs Starting @ $1100

1 Month Free* on select units SE

Woods at Addison

• Resident Controlled Access • Spacious Floor Plans • Onsite Laundry Facilities • Huge Closets • Choice of Patio or Balcony *Must move in by May 1

www.wcsmith.com William C. Smith & Co./EHO

6500 Ronald Rd. • Capitol Heights, MD

877.663.2210

Renovated 1 BR Starting @ $920

1 Month Free Rent*

All credit considered *on select 1BR

OPEN HOUSE

April 28th 9am-4pm

Capital Crossing • Spacious Floor Plans • Convenient To Metro • Available For Immediate Occupancy

Other Unit Styles Also Available

www.wcsmith.com

866.204.8061

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KINGS SQUARE

3402 Dodge Park Rd. • Landover, MD 20785

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MT. RAINIER - Newton Square –1 & 2BR avail fr $675. MOVE IN NOW! Bus to 3 Metro Lines, CATS OK. Low App Fee & SD. FIOS/cable ready. Call 301864-5341.

GREAT LOCATION! SMART CHOICE!

5249 Kenilworth Ave. • Hyattsville, MD 20781

Suitland

5501 Halpine Place, #101 Rockville, MD

• Walk to Metro • Walk to Elementary School • Daycare on Premises • Mins. from Wegmans

908 Marcy Ave. • Oxon HIll, MD 20745

Amenities:

HALPINE HAMLET

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• New bathrooms • New energy-saving kitchen appliances • New windows • New wall-to-wall carpeting • Full size washer/dryer • Large closets • Handicap accessible Call to schedule an appointment today to view your new home!

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1 Bedroom – $755 2 Bedroom – $885 3 Bedroom – $1060

• Individually • Gated Community controlled heat & AC • Renovated Apartment Homes • Plush wall-to-wall • Newly Renovated Pool Carpeting • Metro bus stops at entrance • 24-Hour emergency maintenance • Spacious closets

MD RENTALS

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2252 Brightseat Road • Landover, MD 20785

(202) 421-9618

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FREE UTILITIES

SPECIALS • FREE MAY RENT (select apts) • FREE Application Fee • Free Refreshments • Deposit as low as $200 (call for details)

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LANDOVER

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Walking Distance To New Carrollton Metro

HYATTSVILLE

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Silver Spring

Ashford at Woodlake

SILVER SPR/Forest Glen Metro-

• Fabulous Location • Full size washer/dryer • Eat-in kitchen • Great closet space • 24-Hour Fitness Center • Beautiful Renovated Clubhouse • Large Pets Welcome

301-593-0485

1 BRs from $999 2 BRs from $1196 3 BRs from $1538

Min. Qualifying Income: 1-BR/$47,560 • 2-BR/$56,826 3-BR/$64,224

877-678-8539

Forest Glen Apartments Ask About Our

Move In Special One & Two BR fr. $925 Close to the Forest Glen Metro Off-Str. Prkng/Controlled Access Ceiling Fans

UTILITIES INCLUDED

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Silver Spring

1 bedrooms from the $1340's 2 bedrooms from the $1520's

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WATERFORD TOWER APARTMENTS

14000 Castle Blvd,Silver Spring, MD 20904

(866) 522-5427

888-892-1121

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TEMPLE HILLS- Beautiful 2 lvl 3BR, 2.5BA TH w/prkg, w-w, fpl, walk to Metro. $1525. Cathy 301-577-8712 XX172 1x.25

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Amenities

• Beautiful Location • Central A/C & Heat • Metro Bus Stop • Playground Area @ the door • Ceiling Fans • Garbage Disposal (select units) • Wall-to-Wall Carpet

Washer & Dryer Inside Unit! Call Us!

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301-850-0045

5601 Regency Park Court • Suitland, MD 20746 www.rejuvenateurlifestyle.com

Call today to schedule a tour in our model apartment!

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Bedrooms Starting @ $935 Apply, be approved and move-in by May 15TH and get $200 off. Receive $50 off your rent for a 1 Bedroom (12 month lease only).

1BR Special from $899 2BR $999 • 3BR $1300

on busline to Takoma Metro

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Marlow Heights

A GREAT LOCATION!! HILLWOOD MANOR 301-891-2270

• • • •

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SPACIOUS 1 & 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS om Starting at d C

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Shadyside Gardens

1BR $985, 2BR $999, 3BR $1199

I-395 to Seminary Rd., West exit to Southern Towers immediately on right. 6 Month Lease Available! *All Prices & Specials Subject to change without notice.

M-F 9-6, SAT 9-5, SUN 11-5

Amenities Sparkling Swimming Pool & Playground Individually controlled heat & A/C 24-Hour emergency maintenance

2 Blocks from Metro! Call Us!

1(877) 237-4868

Brand New Renovated Spacious SPACIOUS 2 Bedrooms from $1219!! w/ Washers & Dryers, Brand New Kitchen Appliances, and so much more!!! Walking Distance to Shopping, Dining & Entertainment! Some Restrictions Apply.

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HYATTSVILLE, MD / CAP PLAZA- M/F, Large furnished BR, near metro & shops $650/m incl utils. Call 240-604-8510

HYATTSVILLE, MD/Riggs & East-West Hwy. Single room. $450/month, cable, internet & utils. Call 202-709-2208

EXTENDED STAY HOTEL

Furnished Efﬁciencies: $399 Wk $1470 Mo Cable Internet Utilities Housekeeping

XX172 1x.25

99 South Bragg St, Alexandria, VA 22312 703-354-6300 www.BraggTowers.com

HYATTSVILLE- Large Room in house to share. Close to metro, no pets, no smoking. $500. Please call 410-216-7036 Kensington, MD $895 shr Lg, quiet NS TH. Suite inc MBR, priv. ba., den, CATV, all util & internet. W/D, Lease +dep. Nr NIH. John 301-929-0000 LANDOVER, MD- Furn BR $150/wk incl all utils. No sec dep. No Credit check. 301-516-1243 or 240-550-7285

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Lrg rm, 2 blocks pref., basic cable, Call 301-537-5433

HYATTSVILLE/LANDOVER- Rooms for rent in shrd hse. Starting at $150/wk plus util. Sec. dep. req. Please call 757-696-0030

BRAGG TOWERS

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OCCOQUAN, VA New Luxury Riverfront community in historic district. Pvt marina, elevator, river views. Just south of D.C, and close to commuter rail. Phase I closeout special. Decorated model. 703-494-2885 www.gaslightlanding.com

OCEAN CITY AREA - 39 Three BR Homes. $119k-$200k. 100% financing available. Near Ocean City. Call Frank now 240-271-5552

GREENBELT1BR avail. Female pref. Everything included. $500. 5 min to Metro. Call 240-706-6000

Alexandria

CLINTON - Split foyer, 3BR, 2BA, hdwd flrs, bsmt, FPL. $135,000. Call Bethea @ 301-552-3000 x18. Century -21 Home Center

ALEX/SPRINGFIELD Walk to metro, prof Male to shr lrg TH w /office . Prefer person who travels 1-2 nights or wkends. $800+ 1/2 util. Jim (703) 341-6540 or e-mail: jamesttaylor@cox.net Avail 5/1

GAITHERSBURG, MD-1 room $299, 1 MBR $350. In house to shr. No-smkg. Close to Metro. 301-219-1066

VA RENTALS

HOUSES FOR SALE

RESORT PROPERTIES

FT. WASH- Lrg house to share. Free cable. Close to Metro. W/D. $175/week. Call 240-882-8973

SPACIOUS 1 BEDROOMS from $939 w/$300 OFF the First Full Months Rent!

UPPER MARLBORO- Large home, quiet country setting, lrg private room, full kit, BA, family, bsmnt, W/D, mature fem. pref. $850/m Call 301-952-7591

ALEXANDRIA- Rm avl in TH, nice quiet ngbrhd. private BA. N/S. $680 inc utls & high speed internet. Security deposit req. Avail now. 703-868-2270

CAPITAL HEIGHTSto Metro, male $145$175.

Takoma Landing Apartments & Townhomes!

UPPER MARLBORO, MD- 1 furn BR in TH. Share kit & BA. N/P. Catv ready. $600 inc utils. 240-893-1473

ARL - FOR SALE: 1BR/1BA condo 1.5 blocks from Crystal City Metro! 983 sqft on 9th floor. Large balcony. Call Realtor for details: Shelly 703-994-9816. Century 21 Redwood Realty

BELTSVILLE- Room for rent in shared home, $500. Free cable. Security deposit required. Shared utilities. Chuk 202-255-3047

*Limited Availability Prices Subject to Change.

SUITLAND-Seeking roommate for 2BR apt. Nr metro. $600/m + dep, all utils inc. Please call 240-381-5449, lve message

• Metrobus at front door to Pentagon & Van Dorn Metro • Spacious Rooms • 24-hour front desk • High-speed internet access available • Free parking • 24-hour 7-11 • Convenient to Pentagon, Shopping & I-395

ASHBURN, VA-TH to Shr, BR avail, shr BA, free cable & internet. Nr shopping center. $550/mo incl utils. NP, NS. Mo-Mo. Avail now. 703-655-4474

Bring IN AD for waived application fee w/approval!

SUITLAND, MD - Share SFH. Fully furnished room with refrigerator, microwave, CATV, wireless net. $150/week. Call 301-775-0019

CONDOS FOR SALE

(on select apts.)

ALEXANDRIA, VA- Large room. Share kitchen & BA. NS. Near King St Metro. $575 + $250 sec dep. Avail 5/1. 703-899-8993

1(888) 803-3184

SIL SPG-N/S, safe, excellent delux furn suite, shr kit, W/D, priv ba/priv ent., Cbl/int, nr trans/ shps, prk, $400 bi wkly. Util incl. Ed 301-962-7171

1 FREE MONTH

703-485-4154

Call today for a tour of your new home!

SE - Furn rm in house, share BA/kit. Near metro & harbor. Pref female. $165/week incld util. Please call 301-922-6393

4901 Seminary Rd., ALEXANDRIA, VA

SOU THERN TOWERS

ROOMMATES

Wall-to-Wall Carpet Refrigerator in unit Central A/C & Heat 24 Hour On Call Maintenance

Second Chance Program!

• Large Walk-In Closets • • Washer & Dryer in every apartment home • • Wall-to-Wall Carpet • • Private patio or balcony

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Amenities

• Beautiful Location • Spacious Apartment Homes • Garbage Disposal & Dishwasher • Laundry Facility

ROOMMATES

Andrew’s Ridge

TAK PK—New Hamp. Ave.

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Suitland

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1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments Starting @ $860!

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LANDOVER Furn and unrurn Lg rms in beautiful home, $550-$650 utils incl. Near busline & subway. Please call 240-398-4621

*** OLDE LONDONTOWN*** $2,222,222 COLONIAL FERRY CROSSING >>>>ONLY $222,222,222<<<< 3br,2.5ba,3 Fls, 2 car gar+2car detached. 823 LONDONTOWN ROAD, EDGEWATER, MD, Form DR, Form LR, ALL brick, Hw Flrs, Fplc, Eat-in-Kitchen, fenced yard,Apps, W/O Bsmt, SELLING FURNISHED 410-956-3110. >>"LONDONTOWN LANDING"<< FAMILY ESTATE & HISTORIC COLONIAL FERRY CROSSING. 1.67 ACRE, 300'(m/l) BEACHFRONT ON SOUTH RIVER. DEEPWATER PIER.george washington was here. ATTENTION: Tom Clancy--LOCALE FOR YOUR NEXT NOVEL AWAITS. Trustee's Sale Agents/Brokers Welcome

REAL ESTATE SERVICES MARYLAND HOME BUYING PROGRAMS If you have an income of 40K+ and a credit score of 600+ and at least $5000 in savings and would love to own a home now.1st , 2nd time home buyers, investors. Veterans no money down, new/foreclosures/fix-er-upers/resales. Call me, a realtor in the know for an appointment. Raymond Marshall,Reaitor- Realty Direct. Direct: 301-399-0387, Office: 301-562-7070 x 397 homesbyraymarshall.com

CARS CAR, TRUCK OR SUV? Over 1,000 vehicles! You need 2 Pay stubs & 1 Bill-Laurel, MD. Gross income must be $2k mo. or above. Jason - 202-704-8213

JUNK VEHICLES REMOVED FREE CASH PAY FOR ALL 202-714-9835

WE PAY UP TO $400 FOR JUNK CARS Call 240-704-2192

$$$ WILL BUY HONDA ACCORD OR HONDA CIVIC $$$ 1994-2006, any condition. $600 and up. Call 301-467-0426

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