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Judge in Cosby’s sex assault trial hopes to avoid a media frenzy 11

‘It’s so sad. So sad.’ Metro’s troubles garner sympathy from officials around the world 4

Signs of change

Britons respond with defiance after Saturday night’s deadly van-and-knife rampage on London Bridge — the country’s third mass-casualty terror attack in as many months 12

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A stray text message led to a Pittsburgh couple scoring free tickets to see the Penguins play Game 2 in the Stanley Cup Final. Amy Santora got a text offering four tickets to the game against Nashville. She called back, but the man who answered said he sent the text to the wrong number. But he called Santora back to say that the text’s intended recipient wanted only two tickets. So he sent her a $658 pair — free. (AP)

Las Cruces, N.M., must not have enough chain restaurants. A sign on a construction site caused a buzz recently when it promised, “The Cheesecake Factory Fall 2017.” Another sign there later said, “Dave and Buster’s Coming Soon.” Alas, city officials dashed those hopes last week, saying that the site will be home to something less fun but more urgent: an emergency department for MountainView Regional Medical Center. (AP)

Police in Jacksonville, Fla., arrested a man Friday after reports that he was throwing pipe bombs, CBS 47 reported. Police said he told them he bought the materials, including wicks and PVC piping, at local stores. The pipes were tossed from an apartment balcony into a parking lot below. They didn’t do any damage, and the man seemed to think he had a sound plan: He told police he was testing smoke bombs for the 4th of July. (EXPRESS)

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THE DISTRICT In an alley off U Street NW, Aniekan Udofia stood on his tippytoes on a ladder and smudged the coloring under Michelle Obama’s eyes with the tip of his brush. He leaned back precariously to get a better look. Perfect. Placed high on the exterior wall of Ben’s Chili Bowl, the visage of the former first lady is one of a dozen faces that Udofia began sketching Thursday evening for a massive mural that pays tribute to local and national African-American culture. Joining Michelle Obama on the wall are her husband, former President Barack Obama, and such giants as Muhammad Ali, Harriet Tubman and Prince. Also pictured are former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry; comedians Dick Gregory and Dave Chappelle; musicians Chuck Brown and Wale; and local media legends Jim Vance, Donnie Simpson and Russ Parr. There’s room for a few more faces, but for now they are being kept secret. “Wow, that’s amazing. That’s beautiful,” said Glenn Thornton,

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The holders of two lucky lottery tickets will lose out on their $1 million winnings if they don’t come forward soon. The Virginia Lottery said three $1 million winning tickets were drawn in its New Year’s raffle. So far, only one of those prizes has been claimed. Lottery officials said the two unclaimed tickets will become worthless if the winners don’t claim their prizes before 5 p.m. June 30. The lottery said the two tickets were sold at a 7-Eleven in Richmond and a Speedway in Lynchburg. If the prizes aren’t claimed, they money will go into the state’s Literary Fund. (AP) MARYLAND

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60, of Maple Heights, Ohio, as he took photographs Friday of Udofia’s work. “It hits you in the gut, man,” Thornton said, looking at the freshly painted images. “D.C. is a beautiful city.” The new mural was born out of a crisis of sorts. For five years, the wall of the landmark U Street restaurant was covered by another mural that Udofia had painted. Along with the images of President Obama, Simpson and Brown, the previous mural

A boy spent about 30 minutes trapped in a claw arcade game at a hotel in Maryland before being freed. Authorities said the boy climbed through the game’s prize door Saturday evening and could not get out. Harford County officials said the boy was trapped for about 30 minutes before the arcade machine owner arrived with a key to get him out. A county spokeswoman did not know the boy’s age or whether he received a toy for his efforts. “I think his biggest prize was getting released,” she said. (AP)

included a portrait of Bill Cosby. The comedian was a longtime customer and enthusiastic proponent of Ben’s, as well as a friend of the Ali family, which still owns the restaurant it founded in 1958. But then came the accusations that Cosby had sexually assaulted dozens of women. Critics called for the mural to go, and eventually the restaurant agreed. The $15,000 cost of the mural is provided by MuralsDC, a program funded by the Department of Public Works in cooperation

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Metro draws global sympathy TRANSPORTATION Give Metro some credit: The Washington region’s troubled transit agency has developed a global following. As transportation ministers, infrastructure experts and transit administrators from around the world gathered in Leipzig, Germany, last week at the International Transport Forum — an annual conference on transportation policy and innovation — they weren’t just talking about the state-of-the-art transit systems and gleaming infrastructure characteristics of Europe and Asia. Talk among international leaders also centered on the transportation world’s cautionary tales: agencies or public investments that have begun to decay because of poor governance or inadequate upkeep. And the subway struggles in the nation’s capital, it turns out, have become a stark international example of what not to do. During a panel discussion on operating a successful subway system, a London-based transit expert highlighted Metro as an

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One complaint from a German development official: Metro is too dark.

“interesting example” of the woes that can befall a major public transit agency when maintenance is put on the back burner. At another seminar, the head of a Brussels-based public transit consortium criticized political “cowards” who shortchange their transit systems by avoiding fare or tax increases. Later, he said he considers the Metro system in Washington a notable example of such an approach.

Among these officials from all corners of the globe, mention the words “Washington Metro” and you’re met with a knowing look — somewhere between a pained grimace and a “therebut-for-the-grace-of-God” nod of empathy. “It’s so sad. So sad,” said Tony M. Ridley, former chairman and chief executive of the London Underground. “I knew the people who built the system, and they

did a good job. … Now, it’s a hell of a problem. ” When asked for their advice on how to fix Metro in Washington, some pointed to what they viewed as unnecessary reluctance to ask for additional funds to pay for the system. “Poor governance and poor attention to the long-term investment … are really starting to hamper the sustainability of the Metro in Washington,” said Richard Anderson, director of the Railway and Transport Strategy Center at the Imperial College London. But some solutions offered by international transportation experts were more modest in scope. Klaus Gihr, head of urban development and natural resources at the German state-owned development bank KfW, said he’s a frequent D.C. Metro user. His problem with the system? It’s “really, really a dark place.” Literally. “Increase the lighting in the premises,” Gihr said. “I’ve never come across any subway, any metro system, that is so pitch dark. It’s really — it’s frightening, and I’m not easily scared.” He was happy to hear that Metro is working on that. MARTINE POWERS (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Pregnant teen gets diploma; was barred from graduation

A former Prince George’s County executive who pleaded guilty following a public corruption probe is scheduled to be released from federal custody after serving more than five years. Jack Johnson is scheduled to be released this week. The 68-year-old is on home confinement after being moved from a prison in Cumberland to a halfway house in Baltimore in December. Johnson served as county executive from 2002 until 2010. Prosecutors said he extorted hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes from developers, and in 2011 he pleaded guilty to extortion and evidence tampering. (AP/TWP)

A Pennsylvania doctor who authorities said was arrested at Trump International Hotel with guns in his car will live in Georgia while awaiting trial. A federal judge Friday said Navy veteran Bryan Moles, 43, of Edinboro, Pa., must participate in a mental health evaluation and treatment at a Veterans Affairs facility in Atlanta. He must also stay away from D.C. unless the visit is connected to his case, and when in Washington he must stay away from the Trump Hotel and the White House. Armed with an assault-style rifle and a handgun, Moles told an acquaintance that he was driving to see the president. (AP)

A Maryland high school senior barred from participating in her Christian school’s commencement because she is pregnant was awarded her diploma in a separate ceremony. The Herald-Mail of Hagerstown reported that Maddi Runkles, 18, was awarded her diploma Saturday morning in a ceremony at the Benevola United Methodist Church in Boonsboro. Runkles discovered she was pregnant in January. Her school, Heritage Academy in Hagerstown, barred her from its graduation ceremony because she violated the school’s code of conduct by having premarital sex. (AP)

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suburbs, but a handful made an overnight trek from farther states. “I wanted to be part of the crowd, to make it larger and make a statement,” said Odell Buggs, a 53-year-old small-business owner who traveled from Rochester, N.Y., with her two sisters. Earlier in the day, a much smaller counterprotest in support of Trump unfolded in front of the White House, where dozens gathered to applaud the president’s controversial decision to withdraw from the Paris Climate agreement. Christi Branch, from Waynesboro, Va., said she made the lastminute trip to show her support for Trump. “I just wanted to be here to support my president and the promises made and the promises he kept,” she said. PERRY STEIN

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Scott Pruitt, head of the Environmental Protection Agency, contends that President Trump’s views on climate change are beside the point.

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changing; it’s always changing.” Pruitt said on ABC that questions about Trump’s beliefs are “off the point.” Pruitt said the bottom line is that the Paris agreement cost the U.S. jobs. “We’ve had over 50,000 [coal-] mining jobs created in this country” in the last few months, he said. Wallace challenged Pruitt on appearing to prioritize coal-sector jobs over green-energy jobs. “Aren’t you and the president talking about protecting the horse and buggy just as cars come online?” Wallace asked. “No,” Pruitt said. “I think what’s also being missed here is when you look at how we generate power in this country — we need fuel diversity.” PAIGE WINFIELD

A new Kansas museum is giving enthusiasts of the late motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel a jump on appreciating his bonebreaking exploits. The $5 million, 13,000-squarefoot homage to the man who became an icon in the ‘70s with motorbike stunts has opened at Historic Harley-Davidson in Topeka. The items on loan from collectors include some of Knievel’s motorcycles, leathers and helmets, and his restored 1974 tractortrailer unit dubbed “Big Red.” The museum also features a virtual reality motorcycle jump and an interactive display that shows Knievel’s X-rays and the stunts that resulted in those fractures. (AP)

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The projected annual cost in the next year for imprisoning each of California’s 130,000 inmates, according to state data. That amount will be a record high for the U.S., with New York state second at about $69,000. The cost of each California inmate has doubled since 2005, partly due to medical costs and partly because prison staffing levels have not dropped as quickly as the inmate population, which has been cut through early releases to ease overcrowding. The outlay per inmate would easily cover a year at Harvard. (AP) Pakistan freezes bank accounts of 5,000 suspected militants, totaling around $3 million

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Climate agreement put U.S. at a disadvantage, EPA administrator says ENVIRONMENT Scott Pruitt, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, on Sunday defended the United States’ exit from the Paris climate accord, saying it will benefit the country and create more jobs. Pruitt also repeated his refrain that questions about President Trump’s personal views on climate change are beside the point. “When we joined Paris, the rest of the world applauded … because it put this country at disadvantage,” Pruitt told Chris Wallace of Fox News. “It’s a bad deal for this country. We’re going to make sure as we make deals we’re going to put the interests of America first.” Pruitt, who stood beside Trump as he announced the decision Thursday, faced a grilling on several Sunday morning shows. Viewed as a huge influencer in the decision, the former Oklahoma attorney general has taken a lead role in undoing environmental regulations imposed under the Obama administration. Pruitt has previously refused to say whether Trump remains skeptical of global warming — and Pruitt dug in Sunday when pressed repeatedly by Wallace to say whether he has discussed the issue of climate change with

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Police: Casino attacker was an indebted gambler The suspect in Friday’s attack on a Manila casino was an indebted Filipino gambling addict, police said Sunday, bolstering their claim that the botched robbery was not terrorism-related. The suspect, who later killed himself, was identified as Jessie Carlos, a married father of three and a former government finance department employee who owed more than $80,000. The fires he set at Resorts World Manila killed 37 people, mostly from smoke inhalation in the casino. (AP) KABUL, AFGHANISTAN

Suicide bombers kill 15 at funeral for protester At least 15 Afghans were killed when three explosions ripped through a funeral Saturday for one of six demonstrators killed during anti-government protests Friday, authorities said. About 700 people were saying prayers for a prominent politician’s son when three suicide bombers among the mourners detonated explosives. About 80 people were injured, including some high-ranking Afghan officials. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Jobs growth disappoints U.S. job growth came in below expectations in May, with employers adding just 138,000 jobs while the unemployment rate fell to 4.3 percent, the lowest it has been in more than 16 years, federal economists said Friday. Economists had expected an increase of 180,000 jobs. The Federal Reserve is expected to raise interest rates this month despite the jobs figure. (TWP)

Afghan officials: Six police officers killed in insider attack in Kandahar province

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Pa. court prepares for Cosby

Dozens of women have claimed that Bill Cosby, shown leaving a Pennsylvania court, drugged and assaulted them.

the Simpson case, the Cosby jury will be sequestered. On the other hand, cameras aren’t allowed in Pennsylvania courtrooms, as they were in the Simpson trial. But scores of photographers will be lined up outside the courthouse. “We’ve had an O.J. hangover for many years,” said Loyola Law School professor Laurie Levenson. “What you worry about as the judge is that the lawyers don’t showboat, the evidence

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Alt-right rally, counter protests draw thousands

A Kentucky disability lawyer scheduled to be sentenced next month for defrauding the government of nearly $600 million has disappeared, the FBI said. Eric Conn pleaded guilty in March to stealing from the federal government and bribing a judge. On Saturday, the FBI said Conn removed his electronic monitoring device, violating the conditions of his bond and prompting the U.S. District Court to issue a warrant for his arrest. (AP)

Several thousand demonstrators from varying groups converged in downtown Portland on Sunday. A pro-Donald Trump free speech rally organized by a conservative group drew hundreds to a plaza near City Hall, despite the mayor’s effort to derail it after last week’s racially motivated stabbing. A number of community groups organized counter demonstrations to rally against hate and racism. Police arrested at least three people and confiscated various weapons. (AP)

gets presented fairly, and that you have a jury that does its job and is not being thrown into the whole milieu of the trial outside the courtroom.” Constand lodged a formal police complaint and then sued Cosby in 2005. She says he drugged and molested her at his estate near Philadelphia. Cosby and his agents, as they had with other women, offered Constand money for school.

A complaint was filed in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, where the district attorney found the case too weak to prosecute. Constand instead sued Cosby for sexual battery. Thirteen women signed on to support her lawsuit, saying Cosby had also molested them. But Cosby avoided a trial by negotiating a settlement with Constand in 2006. The issue died down until 2014, when comedian Hannibal Buress called Cosby out as a rapist, leading dozens of new accusers to come forward. Months later, a federal judge granted a motion to unseal parts of his deposition. Cosby’s lawyers say Cosby testified only after being promised he could never be charged. And they argue the delayed prosecution makes the case impossible to defend, given that witnesses have died, memories have faded and that Cosby, 79, is blind. District Attorney Kevin Steele will be allowed to call one other accuser to suggest Cosby’s conduct with Constand was part of a “signature” crime pattern. She worked for Cosby’s agent at the William Morris Agency and says Cosby drugged and assaulted her in 1996 at a Los Angeles hotel.

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PHILADELPHIA Bill Cosby doesn’t plan to testify when he goes on trial today on sexual assault charges, but the rambling, remarkable testimony he gave in the accuser’s lawsuit could still prove pivotal. The deposition from a decadeold sexual battery lawsuit, unsealed by a judge in 2015, showed the comedian’s dark side. Cosby, a champion of family life after a 50-year marriage and five children, detailed his practice of inviting young actresses, models, flight attendants and waitresses to meetings that often featured pills and alcohol — and turned sexual. He called some of them mere “liaisons.” But Andrea Constand, he said, was different. Cosby was a mentor and friend to the former Temple University basketball team staffer. She will take the stand this week and tell her story in public for the first time. Judge Steven O’Neill hopes to keep the media frenzy from dominating the case as it did at O.J. Simpson’s murder trial. Like

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CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA. | The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket on Saturday launches its first recycled supply ship to the International Space Station from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. The rocket carried a refurbished Dragon capsule, a milestone in SpaceX’s bid to drive down flight costs.

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POLITICS President Trump this week will seek to put a spotlight on his vows to privatize the nation’s air traffic control system and to spur $1 trillion in new investment in roads, waterways and other infrastructure. A series of events in what is billed as “infrastructure week” aim to show that the White House remains focused on its agenda, despite several investigations into the administration’s possible ties to Russia. Trump will have airline execs join him today as he begins the week with a controversial plan: spinning off the air traffic control functions of the Federal Aviation Administration to a nonprofit corporation. It’s an idea that has been tried before, including last year by Rep. Bill Shuster, R-Pa. But his bill never made it to the Senate, where several GOP members resisted the idea of transferring government assets to a corporation. Advocates argue that privatization would speed up glacial efforts by the FAA to modernize a system that still relies on land-based radar when other countries have switched to GPS systems that allow more direct routes at lower costs. Some Democrats have voiced support for privatization efforts, but others sharply question whether it should be considered a priority, given more pressing infrastructure needs that will be discussed this week. JOHN WAGNER (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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‘Things need to change’ As London attack toll climbs to 7, May says Britain must do more to curb extremism WASHINGTONPOST.COM WORLDVIEWS

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LONDON The death toll rose to seven Sunday in the latest terrorist attack to strike Britain, with Prime Minister Theresa May blaming the “evil ideology of Islamist extremism” and vowing to conduct a review of the nation’s counterterrorism laws. London Metropolitan Police Commissioner Cressida Dick confirmed that seven people were killed in Saturday night’s incident, in which a van mowed down pedestrians on London Bridge before the vehicle’s occupants got out and started stabbing patrons of nearby bars and restaurants. The death toll does not include the three attackers, who were fatally shot by officers within eight minutes of the first emergency call, Dick said. At least 48 people were injured in the attack — including one bystander who was shot by an errant police bullet and was expected to recover. Four officers were among the injured. Metropolitan Police Assistant Commissioner Mark Rowley said Sunday that investigators were still trying to confirm the identities of the attackers and that they were “increasingly confident” there were no other perpetrators. Rowley said the three suspects, all of whom were wearing fake suicide vests, were shot dead by eight London police officers, who together fired 50 times. He described that as an “unprecedented number” of shots fired in a country where most officers do not carry a firearm. The Islamic State’s news agency on Sunday claimed fighters for the extremist group carried out the attack, according to the SITE Intelligence Group. The group has called on its followers to carry out attacks in the West, especially during the holy month

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of Ramadan. The low-tech but high-profile attack raises questions about how British security services failed to stop yet another masscasualty strike after years of thwarting such attempts. May, who is running for another term in this week’s general election, said the nation needs to step up its fight against radical ideologies in response, asserting that there is “far too much tolerance

Election still on All of Britain’s major political parties, including Prime Minister Theresa May’s Conservatives, on Sunday suspended campaigning ahead of Thursday’s scheduled election, though May and her rivals agreed the vote should go on. “If we allow these attacks to disrupt our democratic process, then we all lose,” said Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, May’s main rival for the premiership. (TWP)

Cambodian opposition claims strong showing in local elections that could shake PM’s long grip on power

for extremism in our country.” “Things need to change,” May said Sunday. Adding to the growing political debate over the attack were Sunday morning tweets by President Trump, who took aim at political correctness, calls in the United States for tougher gun laws and Sadiq Khan, the London mayor. Trump chided Khan for attempting to calm the public by assuring that there was “no need to be alarmed.” Khan’s comments were in reference to an escalated police presence on the streets of London. But Trump incorrectly characterized them as a comment on the attack itself. Khan’s office released a statement saying the mayor “has more important things to do than respond to Donald Trump’s illinformed tweet.” Trump’s tweets were widely mocked in Britain, where the overwhelming mood was one of unity against terrorists and praise for security services. GRIFF WITTE AND KARLA ADAM (THE WASHINGTON POST)

The first reports of an “incident” in London emerged Saturday evening. Within hours, cable news channels were saturated with the all-too-familiar loop of panicked faces, desperate crowds scurrying for safety and scowling, heavily armed police. On Sunday morning, The New York Times wrote that the latest terrorist attack in London had targeted a nation “still reeling” from a suicide bombing in Manchester last month. On Sunday, some Londoners started pushing back against the notion that their city — if not their country — was trembling in fear. They had a simple message: “London is not reeling.” Their resistance was epitomized by an image that has been shared more than 26,000 times showing a British man casually holding a pint as he joins others fleeing the scene of Saturday night’s attack. Londoners’ reputation for resilience in the face of unforgiving tragedy was forged amid the Nazi bombing campaigns of World War II, a period in which ordinary Londoners kept their chins up as death rained from above. British social media users were quick to remind the world of that courageous spirit Sunday. As Londoner Paul Richards tweeted: “Dear foreign journalists: London is not ‘reeling,’ ‘cowed’ or ‘on lockdown.’ London is getting on with stuff, as usual.” PETER HOLLEY

Moroccan king skips regional W. Africa summit after Israeli PM attends

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Women eye a 1st major

JERRY BREWER | THE WASHINGTON POST

Out of the cellar: Redskins defense has room to climb opportunity, finally, to emerge from a dark decade on defense. As coach Jay Gruden enters his fourth season, this is easily the best defensive hand the offense-centric coach has been dealt. The talent is far from elite, but there are enough pieces to be competitive. The team should be better than 28th in total defense, where it landed the past two seasons under coordinator Joe Barry, who was fired in January. Manusky, the new defensive coordinator, won’t have to mask as many weaknesses as his predecessor. After three years of steady player acquisition that has included landing a potential star in Allen, who could be a steal as the No. 17 overall pick in April’s draft, Manusky won’t have to give elementary lessons. He has a more advanced group. After being promoted from outside linebackers coach, Manusky didn’t impress me when he said he wanted players to “crack some skulls” and played to a meathead crowd. “We might not win a game,”

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The last time the Redskins had a defense that could even claim to be average, Jonathan Allen was 16 years old. Josh Norman was a senior at Coastal Carolina. And Greg Manusky was about to endure a one-anddone season as the Chargers’ defensive coordinator. That was six years ago, and Washington could barely make the average claim. The defense ranked 13th of 32 teams in yards allowed and 21st in points in 2011. Since then, the defense has spent five seasons on the league’s dirty, shameful floor, down with weeks-old crumbs and the Browns. Washington’s average ranking in points surrendered and yards yielded the past five years: 23.4 and 24.4. Over the past 10 seasons, Washington has finished in the top 10 in total defense just three times — all in the first three years of the sample. But, for the sake of mercy and optimism, I’ll say this: There is a legitimate

When Venus Williams lost to 30th-seeded Timea Bacsinszky at the French Open on Sunday, the event lost its last woman with a major title. These three women are still hunting for their first major. (AP)

Defensive coordinator Greg Manusky has more talent to work with than predecessor Joe Barry and has forged a reputation as a solid teacher.

he said, “but we’ll sure beat the crap out of a lot of people!” No, win a game please. And do it by building a defense that is physical and versatile enough to corral modern offenses. But since making a rambunctious introduction, Manusky has shown substance. Over 16 years of coaching, he has developed a reputation as a good teacher, and that’s proving true. Several players, including veteran defensive back Will Blackmon, are raving about how much they’ve learned from Manusky and his staff.

Is it possible that Manusky, who has been fired from his last two jobs as a coordinator, was the right hire? It’s at least worth considering. I like what he’s establishing. I like most of the talent he has to groom. It has been a long time since Washington had a defense that merited anticipation. I’m not sure that this one will fix every problem, but incremental progress would suffice. Step One: Get off that dirty, shameful floor.

Jelena Ostapenko Unseeded, Latvia, age 19

Ranked 47th, she beat 2011 U.S. Open champ Samantha Stosur 2-6, 6-2, 6-4 on Sunday. She’s made three finals, but never at a major.

2 Kristina Mladenovic 13th seed, France, age 24

She took down defending French Open champ Garbine Muguruza 6-1, 3-6, 6-3 on Sunday and faces Bacsinszky, 27, in the quarterfinals.

1 Caroline Wozniacki 11th seed, Denmark, age 26

The two-time major finalist ousted Svetlana Kuznetsova — who has won the French Open and U.S. Open — to set up a match with Ostapenko.

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CAPTAIN OF EL CAPITAN

Climber makes unprecedented rope-free ascent

Before Saturday, no one had scaled El Capitan at Yosemite National Park while free-soloing, a type of rock climbing that doesn’t allow ropes or other safety equipment. Then came Alex Honnold, who became the first person to summit the 3,000-foot granite wall in California that way. Honnold, 31, traversed a route called “Freerider” with rock faces smoothed out by ancient glaciers. “It’s like walking up glass,” he told National Geographic. (TWP) NBA Finals: Cavaliers-Warriors Game 2 ended after Express’ deadline

Baseball: Maryland eliminated from NCAA tournament with 8-5 loss to W. Virginia in Winston-Salem region

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Pablo Carreno Busta celebrates Sunday after finally putting away Milos Raonic with a seventh match point in Paris.

Carreno Busta sets up all-Spanish showdown Emotional upset over Raonic pits No. 20 seed vs. Nadal in quarterfinal TENNIS For six match points, Spaniard Pablo Carreno Busta was oh so close to the biggest victory of his career, an upset of No. 5-seeded Milos Raonic. So close to reaching his first Grand Slam quarterfinal. So close to setting up the ultimate test at the French Open, a match against nine-time champion Rafael Nadal. And each of those half-dozen times Sunday in Paris, Carreno Busta, 25, could not seal the deal. Finally, on his seventh opportunity, he came through, delivering a volley winner to

beat the Canadian 4-6, 7-6 (2), 6-7 (6), 6-4, 8-6 in the fourth round at Roland Garros. It took more than 4 hours, packed with such intensity that Carreno Busta cried afterward, he explained, “to release the pressure I was feeling within.” “I suffer, but I enjoyed,” said the 20th-seeded Carreno Busta, who had never been past the third round at any major tournament. “And, of course, if you win, you enjoy more.” The expectation is that he will find less to enjoy Tuesday, when he faces Nadal, who improved to 99-2 in best-of-five-set matches on clay by overwhelming No. 17 Roberto Bautista Agut 6-1, 6-2, 6-2. That put Nadal, who is 3-0 against Carreno Busta, in the quarterfinals in Paris for the

record-tying 11th time, equaling Roger Federer for the most appearances in that round in the professional era (1968-present). Nadal, who turned 31 on Saturday, is chasing a record 10th title at Roland Garros. It’s been three years since he won a major. Later Sunday, defending champion Novak Djokovic pulled even with Federer and Nadal by also getting to his 11th French Open quarterfinal — and eighth in a row — with a 7-6 (5), 6-1, 6-3 victory over No. 19 Albert Ramos-Vinolas. Djokovic now meets No. 6 Dominic Thiem, a 6-1, 6-3, 6-1 winner over Horacio Zeballos. It’s a rematch of their semifinal last year, when Djokovic defeated Thiem in straight sets.

Phil Mickelson said Saturday that he’ll miss the U.S. Open for the first time in 24 years to attend his oldest daughter’s high school graduation in California. The U.S. Open starts in Wisconsin on June 15, the same day as Amanda Mickelson’s graduation. The U.S. Open is the only major Mickelson hasn’t won. The imminent birth of the same daughter nearly caused Mickelson to miss the 1999 U.S. Open, where he carried a beeper and pledged to leave during the tournament even if he was leading. He lost on a 15-foot par putt at the last hole to Payne Stewart. Amanda was born the next day. (AP)

HOWARD FENDRICH (AP)

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Blowout becomes narrow escape

The Nationals entered the bottom of the ninth with a seven-run lead Sunday in Oakland, but that almost wasn’t enough. Ryan Zimmerman, left, hit a tie-breaking, three-run homer in the eighth, and Matt Wieters and Michael A. Taylor hit ninthinning homers to add insurance. But Koda Glover gave up four straight hits to start the ninth before walking in a run. Shawn Kelley allowed a grand slam to Matt Joyce but induced all three outs. (EXPRESS)

Soccer: Venezuela knocks U.S. out of U-20 World Cup with 2-1 win in quarterfinal

STANLEY CUP FINAL

Bonino skates, but status still unknown for tonight Penguins center Nick Bonino tested his injured left foot by skating with teammates Sunday but wanted to see how it reacted before deciding if he’ll be available for Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final in Nashville tonight (8, NBC). Bonino took a slap shot from Predators defenseman P.K. Subban off the inside of his left foot and ankle in Game 2. The Penguins could have used the veteran penalty killer after the Predators went 2-of-3 on the power play in Game 3 en route to a 5-1 win that pulled them within 2-1 in the series. (AP) LOS ANGELES

Derek Fisher gets DUI after flipping his Cadillac Former Lakers guard and Knicks coach Derek Fisher was arrested Sunday on suspicion of drunken driving after he flipped his 2015 Cadillac on a California highway, authorities said. Neither Fisher nor his girlfriend, reality TV star Gloria Govan, was injured in the early morning crash, the California Highway Patrol said. According to police, the car hit a concrete curb and guardrail, overturned and came to a rest on its roof, blocking two lanes of traffic on U.S. 101. (AP) TURIN, ITALY

Hundreds watching final on TV hurt in terror scare More than 1,500 people were injured when panic swept through a crowd of Juventus fans watching the Champions League final in the Italian city of Turin, authorities said Sunday. Thousands of fans were gathered in Piazza San Carlo to watch the match — a 4-1 victory for Real Madrid — on giant TV screens. A loud, unidentified noise created “the psychosis of a terror attack,” the Turin prefect said. Fans were trampled as they tried to flee. Most of the injured were treated for cuts and light contusions. Three were in serious condition. (AP)

Florida faces Oklahoma in best-of-3 Women’s College World Series starting tonight (7, ESPN)

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and maintenance of heating & air conditioning units in the residential units; other related duties. Minimum Requirements: High School diploma or equivalent; CFC Certification; twoyears experience with apartment building maintenance; ability to communicate effectively; ability to coordinate long variety projects and on-going assignments; ability to maintain equipment; ability to lift at least 50 lbs.; flexibility with schedules and weekend hours.

AHC Management LLC Arlington, VA & Baltimore, MD The Technician will be responsible for all work tickets and scheduled & unscheduled maintenance activities; preventive maintenance work; timely maintenance and repairs of all apartments and common areas, preparation and turnover of vacant units, at least monthly building and property inspections, minor electrical, plumbing and drywall repairs,

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Property Accountant AHC Inc Arlington, VA Primary Duties: To prepare full cycle accounting month end closing packages for a portfolio of market rate & aﬀordable managed residential properties, including Income Statement, Balance Sheet, Trial Balance, Accounts Payable, Accounts Receivables, Prepaid, Accruals, and Escrows. Prepare annual audit packages; interim cash ﬂow projections, and review annual budget. To monitor transaction activities processed at the site level & approve those transactions for posting by the Controller.

The Assistant will report to the Property Manager and provide general administrative support as well as assistance in the day to day leasing process of the residential property. Responsibilities include: providing information to future and current residents in person and over the telephone; collecting application fees and rental deposits; verifying & recording applicant and resident information; preparing leasing related documents, i.e. agreements, move in forms, vacancy reports; assembling

resident packets; completing initial certifications and conducting annual re-certifications; writing maintenance requests on tickets; maintaining various keys; other related administrative duties. Minimum requirements are: High School diploma or equivalent; minimum 3 years providing administrative & leasing support in a residential leasing office required; Tax Credit certification a plus; proficiency with MS Office; strong verbal and written communication skills; strong organizational skills.

Newspaper Delivery Carriers are needed to deliver The Washington Post for the following areas: For routes in Fairfax, VA Call 703-323-4987 Excellent part-time income! Reliable transportation required.

Minimum Requirements: BS degree in Accounting or related field; experience may be substituted for education; 3+ yrs experience in property management accounting; knowledge of general property management regulations affecting financial transactions; knowledge of HUD Section 8 and Tax Credit property management accounting & reporting requirements; understanding multi-layered financing structure and GAAP accounting. Proven analytical abilities, able to multi-task, remain organized, meet deadlines & work independently; proficiency w/MS Office, spreadsheet applications; experience w/YARDI Voyager accounting software systems.

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The Washington Post currently has several vacancies for qualified drivers at our Springfield, Virginia, and College Park, Maryland, plants. Our drivers load Washington Post trucks and deliver bundles of newspapers (up to 60 lbs.) to various locations within a 50-mile radius of the Springfield, Virginia, and College Park, Maryland plants. Drivers work 4-6 shifts per week and 4-5 hours per shift. Applicants must be available for all shifts, including Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights.

To qualify for this position, you must have •Valid Class “A” CDL; And: •Zero points on your current driving record; •Knowledge of the Washington Metropolitan area; •2-3 years experience driving trucks (larger than 26 feet is a plus). If you meet these requirements and are interested in a great opportunity, send a resume and a RECENT copy of your current driving record to the address below. Copies of your driving record are available at your local DMV and must be no more than 30 days old. Resumes received without a driving record will NOT be considered.

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E/O/E F/T field position in a municipal public works department supervising assigned crews of laborers and equipment operators engaged in trash, recycling, leaf, snow, compost and/or grounds-keeping work. This position is considered essential in an emergency and must report to work during any emergency affecting the City.

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Wait for the punchline Showtime’s ‘I’m Dying Up Here’ wallows in self-importance — but it gets better

TV REVIEW Showtime’s “I’m Dying Up Here” is a fictional drama about the Sunset Strip stand-up comedy scene in 1973, and it’s full of revelations that it (wrongly) assumes to be fresh news to a cable audience in 2017 — first and foremost that comedians are often a deeply insecure bunch. The overwrought pilot episode of “I’m Dying Up Here,” inspired by journalist William Knoedelseder’s 2009 nonfiction book, assumes that you’ve somehow missed the mountain of books and documentaries that have glorified this particular era of stand-up. Here’s a recommendation: Skip last night’s premiere and

start with this Sunday’s episode instead. By then, “I’m Dying Up Here” has dialed down some of its unnecessary exposition and self-importance, becoming a half-interesting period piece. If you do that, you’ll miss a tediously rote launch, as a rising comedian, Clay Appuzzo (Sebastian Stan), makes his debut on Johnny Carson’s “Tonight Show.” His envious peers are watching on a TV at Goldie’s, a comedy club run with an iron fist by Goldie Herschlag (Melissa Leo), who is their direct pipeline to Carson and bigger success. After a seemingly victorious taping, Clay checks himself into a nice hotel and orders a steak.

Building character

Melissa Leo, who plays Goldie, the tough-love gatekeeper to fame for comics in “I’m Dying Up Here,” told The Associated Press that her role was pleasingly challenging. “So much storytelling asks women to be somebody’s something — somebody’s mother, somebody’s wife, somebody’s sidekick,” Leo said. “Goldie is not like that. She is allowed to be her own character.” (AP)

After the show airs, he goes out for a stroll and deliberately walks right in front of an oncoming bus. His death sets up the show’s utterly cheerless recurring theme, which is that the world’s funniest people are also the most tortured. Leo, who is so good in just about anything, has her work cut out for

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This new documentary has 95-year-old comedy legend Carl Reiner sitting down with fellow nonagenarians and centenarians including Betty White, Mel Brooks, Kirk Douglas and Dick Van Dyke.

2 ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Friday on Netflix

Netflix’s hit show is back for a fifth season. This time, the series looks at the inmates of Litchfield over the course of three days after the emotional end and cliffhanger of last season.

3 ‘71st Annual Tony Awards’ 8 p.m. Sunday on CBS

The Oscars of Broadway will be held at New York City’s Radio Music Hall this year, honoring productions throughout the 2016-2017 season. Kevin Spacey will host. (EXPRESS)

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The box office take in the debut weekend of the Patty Jenkins-directed superhero film “Wonder Woman,” which became the biggest blockbuster ever directed by a woman. “Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie” nabbed second place with $24 million, and “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” was third with $22 million. (AP) National Geographic cancels production of “Killing Patton,” an adaptation of Bill O’Reilly’s book

Donald Glover at Governors Ball: Childish Gambino’s next album will be his last

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Dogs are having their day on TV. Rachel Lindsay is not only the first African-American “Bachelorette,” she’s also the first to bring a pooch to the mansion. Copper is a mixed-breed rescue dog with one leg in a cast due to a broken toe, but he doesn’t let his injury keep him from dashing into Rachel’s

arms. She uses him to test out potential mates — if a guy is kind to Copper, he’s a keeper. If only Copper could talk, the tales he’d tell! Which brings us to another dog star, Martin, from the new sitcom “Downward Dog” (8 p.m. Tuesdays on ABC). Martin, who lives in a nondescript house in Pittsburgh with his owner, Nan, looks into the camera and delivers existential monologues about life,

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Dog tales: These star mutts are just fetching Copper, left, has a Bachelorette pal and Martin, right, has his own sitcom.

love and the pursuit of doggie toys. His relationship with Nan (who doesn’t suspect that he can speak) is complicated. Sure, he thinks of her as “the most beautiful thing that ever existed.” Yet life can be ruff.

Leah Remini added as series regular to Kevin James’ CBS sitcom “Kevin Can Wait”; Erinn Hayes to leave

He gets stuck in the bedroom while Nan and her on-again, off-again slacker boyfriend go at it. “I mean, I have a really, really sensitive sense of smell,” he laments. Martin is played by Ned, a

mutt who’d spent a year in a Chicago pound awaiting his big break. When he gives a longing look with those soulful brown eyes, you can’t help but fall in love with him, even when he does something naughty like chew up Nan’s painstakingly handcrafted ad presentation for her marketing job. Although that turns out to be a good thing. She improvises a pitch based on the unconditional love a dog has for its owner. Her churlish immediate boss hates it. The big boss likes it. Clearly, the dog is wagging this tale. Read Marc’s previous columns at washingtonpost.com/muse

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Try to remember what others have done for you in the past, and you’ll be in a better state of mind to offer what they need from you now. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You know how to say what has to be said without being too disruptive. See if you can actually put a positive spin on things. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) This is a perfect time to take responsibility for what you’ve done and to demand that others do the same. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You don’t have to be a hero; you simply have to do what you said you would do and call it a day. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) It’s time for you to consider one or two unusual options, as you face a situation that is certainly not to your liking.

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1968: Sen. Robert F. Kennedy is assassinated after claiming victory in California’s Democratic presidential primary; gunman Sirhan Bishara Sirhan is arrested.

1986: A federal jury in Baltimore convicts Ronald W. Pelton of selling secrets to the Soviet Union. (Pelton is sentenced to three life prison terms plus ten years.)

2002: Elizabeth Smart, 14, is abducted from her Salt Lake City home. (She was found alive by police in a Salt Lake suburb in March 2003; her kidnappers, Brian David Mitchell and Wanda Barzee, are serving prison sentences.)

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Experienced, Convenient and Compassionate

PRIMARY CARE Is Closer Than You Think! Doctors Community Hospital’s primary care network is dedicated to helping you maintain and improve your health. We have an experienced team of physicians, nurse practitioners and support personnel – all focused on caring for you. Whether you need routine, preventative or urgent health care, we are available when and where you need us! Our professionals specialize in internal, family and geriatric medicine with services that include: + Annual physicals + Chronic disease management + Vaccinations + Well-woman examinations + Injections + Wellness screenings Along with same-day appointments, we have offices close to where you live, work and play: Doctors Community Practices at Bowie 4000 Mitchellville Road, Suite B216 Bowie, Maryland 20716 301-262-0020 Doctors Community Practices at Crofton 2191 Defense Highway, Suite 201 Crofton, Maryland 21114 410-451-9091

Doctors Community Practices at District Heights 6400 Marlboro Pike District Heights, Maryland 20747 301-736-7000 Doctors Community Practices at Laurel 13900 Baltimore Avenue Laurel, Maryland 20707 301-725-5652

Doctors Community Practices at Riverdale 6502 Kenilworth Avenue, Suite 100 Riverdale, Maryland 20737 301-927-0088 Metropolitan Medical Specialists 8116 Good Luck Road, Suite 300 Lanham, Maryland 20706 240-241-7474 (onsite laboratory)

To support your overall health goals, you will also have streamlined access to Doctors Community Hospital’s specialty services. Some of them include our bariatric and weight loss, diabetes, rehabilitation, sleep and orthopedic programs.

Contact us today for more information or to schedule an appointment. We welcome new patients and accept most insurance plans.

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