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The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, January 12, 2012
Eye Street Editor Jennifer Self | Phone 395-7434 | e-mail jself@bakersfield.com
Index Tommy Castro .......................................... 18 The Empties .............................................. 19 Arts Alive.................................................. 20 Lia Mendez ................................................ 21 The Lowdown with Matt Munoz.............. 22 Art Day for Children ................................ 26 Rio Bravo Rumble Biathlon .................... 27 Calendar .............................................. 28-29
On the Town with Stefani Dias CONTRIBUTING COLUMNIST
No bull: Nightspot is a hoot Bull Shed serves up cowboy-inspired fun
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’m gonna ride that bull.” Although I didn’t have as much conviction as Sissy (Debra Winger) telling Bud (John Travolta) the same thing in “Urban Cowboy,” I would end up riding a mechanical animal by night’s end at The Bull Shed Bar & Grill. Even after enjoying a Topless Brewnette and a couple of Fat Tires, both beers on tap, I was on the fence about testing my luck against “Dolly,” the bull that resides in the bar’s front patio. The decision to ride came down to two factors: our photo editor Alex Horvath showing me images of women he photographed riding earlier in the evening (we were both on assignment) and an inspirational quotation posted in the bathroom. After struggling to keep the bathroom stall door closed — it didn’t lock due to the inch gap from the door jamb — I spotted a framed quotation on the wall: “Live your life now, not tomorrow.” If riding a mechanical bull in front of a bunch of drunken strangers isn’t living, then I don’t know what is. I signed the waiver (a requirement to make sure you don’t sue for possible injuries) and waited my turn. First up was a visibly drunk gal who was flung off twice, quickly. With her pride possibly more injured than her backside, she declared, “This bull sucks,” before being tossed a third time. (A sign stated three rides for $5, but it was free for customers that night.) Next up were two women from a bachelorette party, then me. If I were to die, it would be without my boots on as I was required to remove them before climbing into the inflated square. I indecorously hauled myself onto Dolly (“graceful,” my camera-toting colleague smirked) and waited for the start. The bull jerked, then started to spin. I hung on, swayed to the side a bit but regained my hold.
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Kayla Brown rides “Dolly” the bull Saturday night at the Bull Shed. Tennis shoes are OK, but heels are not welcome on the inflated mat.
That’s when the operator decided to speed things up. Determined to last eight seconds or more, I gripped the rope, which moved to the right as I leaned too far to the side. With more speed, the bull sent me to the mat. A second ride was cut short since I couldn’t readjust the rope, and I opted out of the third. In the classic movie, Wes (Scott Glenn) tells Sissy, “Don’t think about anything but the ride,” and that was more the case for me after it was all said and done. I hung on as tight as I could, with one arm when possible and two when I didn’t want to give up. (I’ve heard of some women wrapping their arms around the bull, which I think defeats the purpose.) Nothing actually prepares you for being on a mechanical bull — unless you’re a professional, in
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which case, come show us your skills! There’s no reason to ride if you can’t laugh at yourself, which I did plenty of (more so after Horvath showed a photo of my rather ungraceful form to others editors). If I rode again, I would wear sneakers, which are allowed on the inflated mat, rather than my heeled boots, which are not. I would also go for that third ride, even if the operator had to fix the rope I twisted around the bull. Please see 17
Bull Shed Bar & Grill bartenders Jackie Jackson and Stephanie Thomas keep their poise as the bar gets busy Saturday night.