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The Bakersfield Californian Thursday, February 16, 2012
Eye Street Editor Jennifer Self | Phone 395-7434 | e-mail jself@bakersfield.com
Index Tour of the South buffet at BC ................ 26 26th annual Home and Garden Show...... 27 Larry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers ...... 28 Arts Alive .................................................. 29 The Lowdown with Matt Munoz ............ 30 Fresh Beat Band ........................................ 31 Damn Yankees ........................................ 32 Calendar .............................................. 36-37
Wild past is in your future Whiskey Flat tips hat to its colorful history BY ASHLEY FISCHER Contributing writer
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nother four years, another election. And once again, two candidates will compete to buy, bribe and charm their way into office. No, it’s not that election (though some might argue the tactics are similar). This race will determine who becomes the swaggerin’, gun slingin’, yet still law abidin’ mayor of the wild and rustic town of Whiskey Flat. The name not ringing a bell? Think back. Way back to 150 years ago, when our Golden State was still in its tumultuous adolescent years; back to when gold was rumored to be in every lake, river, valley or quarry; back to when what we now know as Kernville was nothing but a sandy little mining settlement. While some folks might need a bit of brushing up on their California history to remember the whys and wherefores of how our state or town or county came to be, the good citizens of Kernville are well in touch with their western roots. And for four days each year, the community pulls together to recreate the town of Whiskey Flat as it might have existed well over a century ago. Whiskey Flat Days is easily the largest event hosted by the Kernville Chamber of Commerce, and “it’s also one of the largest four-day events in Kern County,” said Michelle Sweet, office manager for the chamber. “And each year, it keeps getting bigger.” Sweet put the number of attendees for last year’s festival at just shy of 50,000. The big-ticket attractions, like the parade and the Whiskey Flat Days Rodeo, both take place Saturday; but with charming activities like the epitaph contest and pet parade — not to mention all of the food vendors and local eateries — there’s something to do all four days. Most of the activities kick off Friday, which, according to some of the locals, is the least crowded day to go. Friday is also the day to indulge your competitive nature by signing up for one of the many com-
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petitions held throughout the weekend, like the costume and Whiskerino contests.
But while you’re admiring the authentic Western re-enactment encampments or watching “Piea-la-Toad” and “Sir Richtoad” battle for victory in the Frog Jumpin’ Contest, two ladies will be running around like chickens with their heads cut off, trying to buy and bribe their way into the mayor’s office, where they will serve as the ceremonial leader of Whiskey Flat for the remainder of the year. “It’s crazy, and I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” laughed nominee Julie Brueggeman, who’s campaigning under the moniker Calamity’s Jule. “But it’s also a lot of fun.” Running for mayor is a considerably longer commitment than the four days of the festival. For six full weeks, both candidates have been traveling up and down the Kern River Valley, making appearances at businesses and Please see WHISKEY / 35
WHISKEY FLAT DAYS When: Friday through Monday; hours vary Where: Kernville; locations vary Admission: Free Information: 760-376-2629 Full calendar of events: kernvillechamber.org
Partial list of popular events Saturday 7 to 10 a.m.: Breakfast, $7 a plate, tickets at the door. Kern River Masonic Lodge, 562 James Road. Turn uphill past James Store. 11 a.m.: Whiskey Flat Days Parade, Grand Marshal, state Sen. Jean Fuller; Sierra Way and Kernville Road; awards given at 2:30 p.m. at Circle Park Center Stage.
12:30 p.m.: Concert by the River, with various acts 2 p.m.: First heat of the Frog Jumpin’ Contest held at Piute Drive by center stage. Watch “Pie-a-la-Toad” and “Sir Richtoad” compete, along with many more frogs; finals at 11:30 a.m. Sunday Sunday 11 a.m.: Concert by the River, with various acts 11:30 a.m.: Final heat of the Frog Jumpin’ Contest, Piute Drive by center stage. Noon: Signups for Pet Parade 12:30 p.m.: Old-Fashioned 1860s Costume Contest 2 p.m.: Old-Fashioned Whiskerino Contest 3 p.m.: Honorary Whiskey Flat mayor announced