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Another Trashy Little Xmas

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DECEMBER 2016 / VOLUME 4 / ISSUE 12

CONTENT 4 So It Goes In SoMinn

Small concert venues are so much better than the big arena shows. But wherever you are to see a concert, remember the etiquette.

5 SoMinn SOUND

Both Bon Iver and Pachyderm Studio have come back to raise the profile of modern music in the midwest.

6 A Survival guide for

the holidays

It’s the most wonderful and trying time of the year. A SoMinn guide to spending holiday time with the family.

8 Another Trashy Little Xmas

What would Christmas in Minnesota be without a little Trailer Trash?

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10 New Ulm cool

Downtown New Ulm raises its game.

12 The Nutcracker

Minnesota style

The Riverfront Performing Arts Dance Company in Mankato has put its own stamp on Tchaikovsky’s holiday favorite.

14 Woldum TV

Which television character would make the best President of the United States?

16 Kate’s Cut

A selection of movies for you and your family to enjoy and find a little common ground.

18 The TimeLine

The SoMinn’s most comprehensive calendar of things to be SCENE.

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28 The Bookworm Sez:

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38 The Bearded Life

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So it goes in SoMinn

AUTUMN VAN RAVENhorst Autumn Van Ravenhorst is a staff writer and columnist for SouthernMinn Scene. If you live in the Owatonna area, she’d also be happy to sell you an ad in this wonderful magazine. Drop her a line at AVanRavenhorst@owatonna.com

Size matters. Manners too. next to or behind you. And how much of the show are you actually getting to enjoy? I don’t want to discriminate, but 7-footers, please move to the side. If you are of extreme height, I would image you can get the same view just off to the side a bit? I don’t want to say that my short stature is more important than yours, but you are blocking those of standard height as well. Just shimmy to the, yep, there ya go—that’s it. Perfecto. Thanks! There are guidelines to getting to the front. There is a strategy to finding the perfect spot, which does not include barging your way through people who have already found theirs. I slither, dip, dive and say “excuse me” when I am on the quest for that bit of space that can fit my compadres and I comfortably. Holding hands with five other people and clearing a path because you waited until the last possible moment to see this band you paid money for, not my problem. A little goes a long way, and by that I mean manners. We may be at a show, in a dark venue, drinking out of plastic cups—but don’t lose every bit of civility. Shower. Okay, you don’t have to shower because what’s the point? You are going to be nasty by the time you leave. But in the meantime, please take the steps required to not create a bubble of stench around yourself. Remember, personal space doesn’t exist, so whatever space you thought you had now belongs to you and five other people. They have the microphone, not you. If they give you the microphone, then that is a completely different story. Or, they might request through gestures that the crowd sing along. However, if neither of these has occured, control yourself. I am guilty of this— shouting every single lyric in to the poor ears next to me. Singing is expected, but take it down a notch. Are you there to talk to your friends? I didn’t think so. I don’t know the reason that you are here, if it was your choice or not. But if I can hear you telling your friend what you ate for lunch, or that you drank too much and now I have to worry about you puking on my feet,

I will invite myself into your conversation and tell you politely to please shut the hell up so I can enjoy the show. I am sure there is more. There always is. You probably have a few to add to the list as well. But this should be a good starter for you as we enter indoor concert season.

f I were to choose between a large venue and a small venue when considering where to attend my next concert, I will always choose the smaller venue. I would drop a Benjamin and head to the Xcel if there was someone I really needed to see before I die, but I typically do not have that problem. Most of the bands that interest me end up in the smaller venues anyway. I am sure there is an insane amount of energy in a sold out arena with more than 20,000 people all there for the same reason you are. But I’ve been to one of those. I couldn’t see, I couldn’t hear (except for the bellows from the large men towering behind me) and it lacks any sort of intimacy. I can say that a concert held outside is its own thing and will usually exceed expectations regardless of the size. I’ve seen Blues Traveler at the Vetter Stone in Mankato and Sublime with Rome at the Buzz Beach Ball in Kansas City—both provided me with fresh air (well, almost), a comfortable body temperature, the stars and an unrivaled experience. But we live in Minnesota. The season of open-air concerts has ended and all musical entertainment has moved indoors. You will have to make the choice when you are in need of some live tunage—the small venue or the large venue? And once you decide, please keep in mind basic concert etiquette. There is a fairly straightforward list of super annoying shit you need to just not do. I recently attended a Dirty Heads show at Mill City Nights in Minneapolis and my poor friend Jennie managed to make quite a few people uneasy. Not because she was the perpetrator, but those that were offended by my 100-pound female companion were in fact the culprit of such bothersome concert behavior. So let’s get started on the things only assholes do at concerts. You are not entitled to anything, including personal space. If some movement is too much for you to handle, go sit down. Hang out in the balcony. Just leave so those of us that want to dance can get our groove on without having to worry about bumping into to you which will, judging by your lack of excitement, piss you off. Speaking of dancing, sway those hips. Anything at this point because not only are the ones around you concerned about your well-being, the band came to put on a good show so give them some love. I wish I didn’t have to say this but, please put the phones away. One picture, fine. A video or two, that’s cool. But please do not try to record the entire thing from your mobile device—there are professionals for that. You can look up the band you saw later on YouTube. It will be better quality all around and won’t affect the experience for those stuck

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Over the years of attending shows, I have seen an influx of these behaviors. I haven’t been able to put my finger on it, but I think it is a combination of smartphones, over stimulation and self-consciousness. I don’t think I need to elaborate too much on the use of smartphone—we hear about it every day. To be over stimulated, I mean we are bombarded by, well, everything . . . every single day. There are fifty different ways to listen to one song, multiple platforms to receive it and a variety of devices to use to listen to it. Does every single movie we see have to have a shock factor? Did that scene really need to be that graphic? We are flooded with information and entertainment of sorts on the regular. So maybe attention spans have hit an alltime low and people can’t get through 1.5 hours of standing room only. And I know this is easier said than done, but don’t be so worried about what other people are going to think of you. Seriously—especially in that environment. You will be noticed way more if you look like you are having a dreadful time than if you look like you don’t care about a damn thing.

Just let loose. Happy concert-going SoMinn!

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SARAH OSTERBAUER Sarah Osterbauer is a die-hard music lover. When she does her budget each month, food comes after concert tickets. Find her on twitter @SarahOwrites.

#NowPlaying Kaleo - Icelandic blues rock band whom you’ll recognize as the keepers of the hot fire jam “Way Down We Go” (of Blindspot TV fame). These guys deliver grinding soulful jams, sometimes delicate and all catchy all the time. Lead singer Jökull Júlíusson’s vocals are sexy, smoldering, gravel thick, yet vulnerable.

The return of two Upper Midwest legends

Jack Garratt - These days, it seems like electro-pop producers doubling as singers are a dime a dozen, that said, some do it better than others and Jack is one of them. His bass heavy, pulsating, falsetto generous tunes are buttery jams that melt through your speakers. Stanaj - Show me a white dude in nerd glasses singing R&B and I’ll show you a new fan. This guy seemingly came out of nowhere when I caught him on Fallon singing “Ain’t Love Strange” which uses a classic blues structure to showcase his mad vocals.

Go See Justin Vernon

Bon Iver Returns On September 30, Bon Iver dropped their third album, one many thought we would never see. In previous remarks regarding the band’s future, there was a time not so long ago when Justin Vernon suggested that he was done with the project all together. But then, during a now much published admission that he dove into a hole of self-discovery that led him to Greece in the off season, questioning life and everything that surrounds it, he began the journey to 22, A Million. During the creation of the album, Justin made some deliberate choices about how he wanted this one to go down. At this stage in the game, he has the freedom to play by his own rules, abandoning any conventional music promotion. Instead he debuted the album live, in full, from start to finish at Eaux Claires in August. As the songs were performed, festival goers saw the cryptic song titles appear on their phones via the festival’s app. Giant LED screens flashed the album’s symbols as Vernon hovered and crunched over the machines he used to bring 22, A Million to life. In the weeks that followed, the veil of mystery continued as fans were told to be at certain cross streets in major cities all over at a precise time, the announcement made on the day. At these events, collector newspapers were handed out, a boombox set out to play the whole album for those who had unknowingly joined a community listening party. This guerrilla style marketing delighted fans and felt every bit the answer and the antithesis of traditional album promotion. In addition, he held one press conference, in Eau Claire at the not yet completed, Oxbow Hotel. Media were given short notice to attend and journalists came from all over the world. Instead of doing many interviews for this album, Justin would do one, this one. He allowed writers an open forum to ask questions once they had collectively listened to the album. Here he talked about his trip to Greece, revelations he experienced and the self-examination he underwent to make the music. He also looked at his relationship with the society at-large and how he wanted to put boundaries this time around between the public and himself. Going forward he would no longer pose for photos as “faces are for friends” and he would focus his efforts on making his performances have meaning

beyond the music. This has been evidenced by his most recent festival event in Berlin where musicians went to a kind of all-star music camp, creating and performing in exchange for room and board (read: room and booze). It culminated in a two day festival with highly liquid performances and collaborations. This is what the future looks like for Bon Iver. It is a world that centers on making music because of the necessity of the thing. It gives space and time to art, the music is the face of itself. His next steps are not to be predicted. All we can do is stand by and bear witness to the genius.

Pachyderm does too... On an unsuspecting road in a very un rockstarlike town, sits the famous Pachyderm Studios. On October 15, 2016, members of the SoMinn staff were privy to a grand re-opening of the location, restored to its former glory by the family of the late John Kuker. Known for recording the likes of Nirvana, PJ Harvey, Norma Jean and Trampled By Turtles, the space had fallen on hard times in the past. Regardless, even in its dilapidated state, full of various plant and animal life that had taken over the property, John saw the potential and was determined to restore it. It was a huge undertaking, not for the faint of heart. After passing away suddenly in 2015, John’s family took over the property, feeling a need to see the project through to completion in John’s honor. Now, armed with a whole new console, restored living quarters and some new landscaping, the space is ready for use. We toured the house (where bands would stay during recording) as well as the state of the art studio, marveling at both the history and the equipment. Vintage mics, amps and other instruments are spread throughout the studio. At the house, the decor is unforgivably 70’s, orange and brown carpet flow through the main rooms. Surrounding the house are tall trees with a creek nearby providing quiet solitude and peace to any band looking to get away from the distractions of city life. It’s a perfect backdrop to stimulate creative juices. We’re excited to see what the future brings for this hidden legend. Stay tuned for more on Pachyderm in our 2017 music issue when we dive deep into history and what makes the space so special.

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Home Free December 18 at Verizon Wireless Center, putting on a Christmas show. Trailer Trash - shows in various locations in southern MN, [see our show preview for details and more info] Green Room Music Source 10 Year Anniversary - December 3 at the Turf Club. This show is bound to be a gem with local music veterans Martin DeVaney, Dan Israel, Gaelynn Lea and my personal favorites The Look and Feel (new band with former Alarmists Eric Lovold and Ryan McMillan) among others. Did I mention Mark Mallman is DJing?

This Happened Paisley Park - After an issue with the city regarding proper permits, the famed studio and home of the Purple One opened for tours and saw its first guests post mortem. The initial reactions were mixed, folks both in awe of the space and also disturbed by the miniature park figure near the entrance that was reportedly holding Prince’s ashes. It is as Prince was himself, amazing and strange at the same time. Justin Timberlake - In an effort to encourage performing one’s civic duty to vote, JT took a selfie in the voting booth. As you maybe now know, taking a photo in the booth is illegal. Whoops! BSB - Nick Carter and Co are hightailing it to Vegas for a residency starting March of 2017 at Planet Hollywood. Cue every 30-something yo woman planning a girls trip to Vegas next year. But will they be as big as Britney?

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By Renee Brown RBrown@NorthfieldNews.com t’s that time of year again. The temperature drops, it’s dark most of the time and Thanksgiving has passed. Christmas is coming. Here is a survival guide, of sorts, based off of some moments and topics in my life that stand out as worth mentioning around the holidays.

Family I like to think that we are a fairly normal bunch in most respects. For background, my family is extremely small. My parents are divorced and Christmas is kept to my mom’s side of the family. This includes myself, my mom, two sisters (Nicole and Katelynn), grandparents and aunt and uncle. And yes, despite having a small family, the stress of meeting everyone’s needs and trying to pull the whole family together for a few hours can still be remarkably difficult. Thankfully, as a close family, the uncomfortable and awkward atmosphere of being around distant relatives that are seen once a year is mostly diminished. That’s not the case for many people who have to tolerate their weird racist great aunt or that strange cousin who loves horses a little too much. When we would have to go visit my father’s family during the divorce we had to interact with people such as this. Being exposed to them made us feel more grateful for the sane members of our family. Here are some tactics that were employed to survive these encounters. Some are still employed at our normal Christmases because it’s the holidays and things get weird. Hiding. Yep, taking long bathroom breaks or spending a lot of time in rooms that certain family members are not occupying is a tried and true test of avoidance. Working in shifts. After spending a certain amount of time with someone it is necessary to take a break. This means occasionally tagging in a wayward sibling while you duck into another room. Buffer zone. This is pretty much the buddy system. And by that, I mean using your buddy as a buffer to suddenly change the topic of an awkward conversation or to drop a random question when things get tense. Run away. Not literally, but it’s not uncommon to make frequent trips to Walgreen’s for something we don’t really need as a way to get out of the house. Pets. Everyone likes to talk about their pets. We often use ours as the center of conversation when we run out of things to talk about.

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either hellishly tense or the best reprieve to an uncomfortable moment. Often, that’s where my mom, grandma and I meet up to have a mini, silent vent session, then we pound some coffee and go about our business as usual.

Traveling There are many variables that factor in, such as weather, sickness, timing, distance and vehicle reliability/availability. My grandparents live in Iowa, and my aunt and uncle (mom’s brother) live in Arizona. My aunt’s family also lives in Iowa, and they have their traditions, so most years we end up making the trip to Iowa for Christmas. It has become harder to coordinate this now that we all have jobs and don’t have the glorious winter break from school, but when we were younger it was a sight to see. Bless my mother’s heart for putting up with three teenage girls in a minivan in -30 degree weather. At that time we also only had the one vehicle, so riding with someone else was not an option. Here are some great things that we did to make those trips bearable. Music. We did not have smartphones during the bulk of our “traveling together” years. A lot of mix CD’s were made and iPods were super helpful. We listened to the soundtracks from the movies “Holes” and “Elf” a lot.

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standing there with a budget of $20 total going, “Perhaps they will still love me if I write a really nice card.”

A few ways to deal with presents: Shop at better places. You can get the same thing at Marshalls that you can get at Macy’s and pay way less. I shamelessly promote Marshalls after working there for a year because the deals are wild. Thank you, internet. Amazon and Ebay are the greatest places to find that one really weird thing someone in your family has to have.

The most decorated tree we have had in the last several years. This was likely two or three years ago. Last year, we got lights on the tree and added, like, 8 ornaments. The only one who really liked it was the cat, who drank a lot of the water from the tree stand and tried to eat pine needles.

White elephant. My boyfriend’s giant family does this at their Christmas and everyone tosses in a few dollar presents and we play games to get presents and stuff. Last year I got a copy of the movie “Napoleon Dynamite” and a Renaissance Festival goblet from 1998. A good haul. Make food together. Food is a present all on it’s own, at least in my family’s book. Some of my best memories are of making desserts with my sisters, mom and grandma while watching those sort of unsettling claymation holiday movies from the 70s (I’m thinking “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”)

At some us) in the van. and Coco (and n’t see er ld ng ou Gi w r e fo w e d Limited spac der a seat an un e ez ue sq ld wou point, Ginger rived in Iowa. her until we ar Seating arrangements. At one point there were certain areas in the van that we had to sit in for maximum “no fighting” efficiency. Being in an enclosed space with anyone for too long can get tense, but toss in a cat and a dog (both of whom had limited free range in the vehicle) and a bunch of suitcases, presents and food, and things got fun really fast. Backpacks of stuff. We each brought a lot of things to keep ourselves occupied. This was important, because whatever we brought had to keep us entertained for however long we were in Iowa. Games. We did our best to be creative with things like the Alphabet Game or other car games. Most of the time we did this for Katelynn, who was the youngest, and I would grudgingly participate while trying to read my book at the same time. Some excellent memories were made on those rides, and looking back, a lot of nostalgia has formed for those trips. As the years have gone by, all of us traveling at once has become more complicated due to differing schedules. We’re now lucky if we get one full day in Iowa before one of us has to drive back separately.

Decorating Seeing people the day after Thanksgiving who have a fully decorated tree up in the window induces a kind of disturbing fascination within me. Normally after Thanksgiving we are still too full to move. We’ve come to accept that fact that the house will not look like a window display, and that is just fine. I’m in an apartment now, so I’m less involved in the home decorating process, but my mom always pulls it together and makes the house look dope.

Here are a few things worth mentioning about decorating: Christmas CD’s. It’s not the same without the music. My mom has a box full of these CD’s, most of which are from the 90’s, that is pulled out every year. The Neil Diamond one sticks out in my head as one we listened to a lot for some reason. Christmas snacks. Because who decorates without eating a ridiculous amount of snacky holiday themed food? The tree. Every year we wonder why we get a tree. Most years our thought process runs something like this: “Hey, Christmas is in two days. Should we get a tree, like, right now?” Then we slap some lights up and toss on a few ornaments and my cat goes insane because we brought nature into the house. Is it really worth it? No. We hate the cold, it’s a pain to bring it inside, our pets go crazy and then in a few weeks it gets tossed. This is a team effort generally done short a team member or two depending on who is busy. Just get a fake tree. At the very least, the decorations we put out have good memories associated with them, and it adds to that Christmas vibe every year. Which, I guess, is the point.

Presents Some people are really easy to buy for. Some are not. It’s a great challenge to find the perfect gift for that one person in the family who has constantly changing, high value taste and you’re

Every year, my family says we are going to do something different for Christmas, and every year we sort of fall back into the same habits. We do our best, which is what everyone (hopefully) does at this time of year.

When things go wrong You can prepare for Christmas physically and mentally, and something will still go spinning wildly out of control. Our family , photo has way too many examples family a is is th uld of this happening. It is not all retend one co y at Let’s p somehow n mil glamorous Hallmark movies. a f e e ir s t becau our en Some years it feels more like a nd of be fou bad sit-com. . mas Christ Our family has grown to expect the unexpected and hope that we can just spend some time together without a crisis. Due to this, we have learned to not take things for granted. I occasionally reflect on movies like “A Christmas Story” because Murphy’s Law factors in so frequently. “If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.” But that’s how the memories are made. If every Christmas were the same old, simple holiday then it would cease to be memorable. Half of the battle is wading through the weird and unpredictable situations and thinking, “Next year can’t possibly be a repeat of last year,” and it isn’t, because something even crazier happens. The best way to deal with Christmas is through perspective. Looking back at past Christmases leading up to now, each year has brought something different to deal with, for better or worse. It’s best to try to accept and enjoy it for what it This is a really flattering ph oto of my boyf during the white riend, Tyler, an is, no matter the elephant gift ex d I at his family change. ’s annual gather circumstances. ing Renee Brown is a staff writer for both the Northfield News and the Faribault Daily News and a frequent contributor to SouthernMinn Scene. Contact her at RBrown@ NorthfieldNews.com

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or two decades Twin Cities band Trailer Trash have been making the rounds, playing their special brand of “honky tonk” to people of all ages. Their annual Christmas show, A Trashy Little Xmas, has garnered a devoted following and become a fixture in and around the metro area. This holiday season, they’ll play ten holiday shows in Northfield, St Paul, Minneapolis, Rochester, Mankato and St Cloud, spreading holiday cheer throughout the state. Formed in 1992, Trailer Trash is made up of seasoned musicians who have all played in a multitude of bands. Nate Dungan is the lead singer and appointed band leader, however he says band decisions are made based on the collective opinion. Holding a regular residency at Lee’s Liquor Lounge downtown Minneapolis,

they started out playing classic (or alt) country and swing. From there they also expanded to blues, rock-a-billy and rock. Their bread and butter is a mix of hits with some mashups, blending old and new. For Christmas, they like to take a popular song and put a holiday spin on it. As these genres have stood the test of time, so has the band, acquiring new generations of fans, as younger folks continue to discover the magic of these classic tunes. Given their knack for classics, it’s easy to see how Trailer Trash have widespread appeal. It’s a show your mom and your grandma would enjoy. This makes their Christmas shows a perfect way to celebrate with family. It also gives families an opportunity to do something a little more out of the box than a sit-down turkey dinner. Their performances are high energy, joyful, interactive fun for every man, woman and child (at their kid friendly earlier shows). They encourage audience participation by bringing the infamous “Jingle Stick” which is a Ford hubcap fashioned to a

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broom stick with bells screwed into it. This “instrument” is passed around the crowd where Nate says they try to find someone to play it “preferably in time with the band as [they] play music.” Where did the Jingle Stick come from? Well, one day long ago, the Ford hubcap washed up on Nate Dungan’s boulevard and he “took is as a sign from Heaven that he should make the Jingle Stick.” It definitely adds an extra element of fun to their rambunctious shows, more so, as the night progresses and the egg nog supply dwindles. Trailer Trash are the epitome of the anti-commercial band. The name originally thought up as a way to present themselves as “antiimage” rather than to anoint themselves as kings of sleeveless white T-shirts, trailers and lawn ornaments. They meant it more as a way to let people know they don’t take themselves too seriously. They’re here for the fun of it and their main objective at every show is to make sure the audience is responding to their music. From day one, they aimed to play to their audience. As seasoned musicians, they are well-versed in language of reading a crowd. If people want to swing dance, they play swing. If people want to line dance to some country, they play that. They’re always flexible, always aiming to get every last butt out of their seat and onto the dance floor. It’s this energy that keep self-described superfans Tom Wiggins and his wife coming back year after year. Tom describes their catalogue as “vast” playing everything from country to The Ramones. Tom loves the chemistry and mastery of guitar wizards Randy Broughten and Randy Anderson. Tom’s wife loves the Trailer Trash

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PHON E CASE S Christmas show because “everyone dresses up” in holiday themed garb. And while dressing up is not a show attendee requirement per se, the other audience members may frown on lack of participation. Tom’s wife describes the show as “the funniest thing you will ever do at Christmas” and it’s a “must-do” for anyone in the Southern MN area. For anyone near Austin, band member Randy Broughten is native to that town and brings in a enthusiastic hometown crowd. The Wiggins aren’t the only ones singing their praises. Tom Hilgren, General Manager at the Chatfield Center for the Arts is also a big fan. Trailer Trash will be playing there for the 3rd time this year, and Tom reports that he would have had them there every year, except one year they were renovating the space and were unable to host them. “From the moment they take the stage until the last song the audience is tapping their foot, smiling and laughing. Besides being excellent musically, they are - simply put - fun”. There are a lot of great Christmas shows that grace Minnesota but Nate likes to think theirs is one of a kind. By doing things like dedicating “Proud Mary” to the blessed Virgin and refusing to let anything get too serious, he says their show is a release from all the other pressures of the holidays. The Trashy Little Xmas Show is a place devoid of emotional platitudes, forced pleasantries and most importantly, bad holiday music. It’s a place where you can let loose, forget about all the gift cards you have to buy so someone can get you a gift card for the same amount, resulting in a pointless transaction. You can send all your holiday blues and stress into the universe via the dance floor and possibly with a little help from

the Jingle Stick. Over the years, the band has seen various members come and go but the center of the band has remained intact. When asked what the secret was to their longevity Nate said “don’t break up.” He makes it sound as though following that advice has been easy for them the same way he can’t pinpoint what makes it easy to read a crowd. That drives home the point that what makes Trailer Trash special cannot be put into words. The show can only be experienced in person. We here at SouthernMinn Scene fully endorse all of our readers to take part in the Trashy Little Xmas Show in a town near you this season. From what we’ve heard it is the perfect way to get in the holiday spirit. So find that ugly Christmas sweater that’s been hiding in the back of your closet, grab your mom, your grandpa and your kids, and get to a show. Remember to wear your dancing shoes and leave any bashfulness at home. Because the Jingle Stick is going to be calling your name, and you want to be able to answer that call! Don’t limit yourself to traditional holiday music or plays this year. A Christmas Carol will still be playing at a theater near you. Spice up your holiday routine and warm up by shaking your booty with Trailer Trash. We can promise you, you will not regret it. Trailer Trash will perform A Trashy Little Xmas on December 7 in Chatfield, December 9 in Northfield and December 14 in Rochester. Other show dates and locations can be found via the band’s website www.trailertrashmusic.com. Sarah Osterbauer is the SouthernMinn Scene music columnist and critic. She loves to meet the people who make the city’s heart beat (and sometimes break). Follow her on twitter @

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By AMANDA DYSLIN amandadyslin@gmail.com enny Haugen ascends a narrow, creaky, multitiered set of stairs to get to her apartment on North Minnesota Street in downtown New Ulm. It’s an apartment that ticked all the right boxes when she decided to move from Mankato this summer – the historic charm, the high ceilings, the low cost of rent. Plus, there were so many added bonuses that many other young professionals or students might not realize. Just steps from her new front door, she could shop for boutiquestyle women’s clothing, or handmade artisan jewelry. She could sip a Dirty Chai in a club chair at Lola – An American Bistro, or do a couple of cherry bomb shots at B&L Bar. She could take in some jazz at The Grand Kabaret, or heck, she could vape at Blue Blaze Vapes if the mood ever struck (although, for her it wouldn’t). During Oktoberfest, a couple of man buns could even be seen entering and leaving bars and restaurants. And when the hipsters arrive, well that’s an assured sign of a burgeoning cool factor, isn’t it? While still steeped in German heritage (which is what New Ulm is best known for), downtown has made room next to its German restaurants and knickknack shops for more diversified and (dare we say) youthful offerings. “The atmosphere of downtown New Ulm has been enhanced in recent years,” said Haugen, who teaches at Martin Luther College. “There are gift shops, salons, craft stores, bookstores, my favorite music store (right across the street from me), coffee shops, restaurants, clothing boutiques and an art gallery all in one walkable place.”

Lola – ahead of the trend Lacey Lueth opened Lola – An American Bistro in 2009. The vibe of North Minnesota Street was different back then, she said. There were plenty of knickknack shops and Blue Blaze Vapes is an home décor stores, which example of the new she is quick to point out diversity in business had really nice things. But offerings on North there wasn’t much diverMinnesota Street. sity in retail and food and Photo by Amanda Dyslin beverage offerings. Lueth wanted to shake the latter Fear not, German part of downtown up a bit. enthusiasts, because “People were saying, the old downtown ‘You’re never going to New Ulm has not make it. We don’t know been replaced by what some of this stuff is,’” new businesses. Lueth said. “I said, ‘Just try Plenty of gnome it, and if you don’t like it, figurines can still be we’ll make you something found in downtown else.’” businesses, such The strategy worked, as in Lambrecht’s, both attracting a new which has been a crowd to downtown and downtown staple elevating some area palates for more than 30 to enjoy offerings such as years, offering Fritto Misto (fried calamari, everything from zucchini, red onion, pickled trendy women’s peppers, lemon and a trio fashions to home of sauces) and Park Bahn décor. Mi (hoisin and ginger glazed pork, cucumber, Asian slaw, jalapeno, cilantro and Saigon mayo on a baguette). Lueth said she didn’t necessarily set out to be the “cool” place on the block. She just wanted to make what she likes to eat, and she wanted to create an environment that she likes to be in – homey and eclectic at the same time. Now visitors will find random art pieces up front and a local artist gallery Downtown New Ulm businesses have become much more diverse in recent in the back. The tall brick years, attracting a mix of patrons of all ages. Photo by Amanda Dyslin walls add warmth, and the mix of hard and soft seatand knickknack shops. It’s the immersion ing options meet the needs itself that’s cool – that you can get your of the diverse crowd. sauerkraut with a mocha latte, that you can Fear not, German enthusiasts, because the old downtown New Ulm has not been “During the mornings and lunches (the crowd is) business pick up those trendy pair of winter riding replaced by new businesses. Plenty of gnome figurines can still be found in downoriented and retired people,” she said. “In the afternoons it’s a boots before stopping in a few doors down town businesses, such as in Lambrecht’s, which has been a downtown staple for lot of students. And the clientele really changes from the week to to buy a gnome figurine to add to your col- more than 30 years, offering everything from trendy women’s fashions to home weekends. In the weekends, it’s tourists.” lection. décor. Photo by Amanda Dyslin Lueth has really liked seeing the shift in the vibe of downtown, As Haugen describes it: “Beloved ‘standthat there’s interest in supporting all kinds of different businesses street. bys’ have remained, with additions of new these days. Haugen has made holiday shopping a Christmastime tradition shops, to give the area a fresher vibe.” “People my age, they want something to do. They want cool for years. Audra Shaneman, president/CEO of the New Ulm Chamber of places to shop,” Lueth said. “It’s definitely changed.” Commerce, said the diversification of businesses downtown hap “Each Christmas season, since 2010, I’ve made a point to shop in pened organically, as younger people with strong local ties decided downtown New Ulm,” she said. “There’s a special energy here that Organic changes to stay in town and get into retail. This has attracted new and is heightened during Christmas.” The Kaiserhoff is still serving up wiener schnitzel and sauerkraut return shoppers to New Ulm. With so many different businesses moving in, a new kind of balls. You can still buy Pipka Santas and authentic Black Forest, “When people look at who’s coming to shop, you can’t put all energy will keep her shopping there well after the holiday season, Germany, cuckoo clocks at the Guten Tag Haus. If you play your your eggs in one basket; diversifying what you’re offering your she said. cards right, owner Al Stabenow may even give you a few pointers community is important,” Shaneman said. “There is a new genera “It’s been great to explore my new neighborhood,” she said. “To on your German, an added bonus of patronizing the unique little tion in town.” live on a street where I can enjoy my day and evening without ever store that he loved to shop at long before he bought the place a Shaneman said she sees groups of women making a day out of getting into my car is really great. … It’s been wonderful to live in a decade ago. downtown shopping, or mothers and daughters who each can growing, vibrant area that is still quiet and warm.” The point is that the immersion of trendy businesses such as Lola, find stores downtown they want to shop in. The city promotes the downtown shopping experience this time of year, with live garland or Gallery 512 Boutique, or neighborhood hang-out The Pantry Amanda Dyslin is a freelance writer in Mankato. She can be reached at amandadyslin@ hanging above and German Christmas music piped out onto the gmail.com. doesn’t up the cool factor in spite of downtown German staples A d d y o u r e v e n t f o r F R E E t o t h e T I M E L I N E c a l e n d a r . G O TO w w w. s o u t h ernminn . c o m / s c ene / c a len d a r & C l i c k + A d d a n E v ent

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By Grace Webb grace.webb2013@gmail.com

s the audience settles into its seats, the lights dim and the familiar overture to the Nutcracker suite starts to play. But there’s something different about this ballet performance. There’s no Clara, for one. There’s no Mouse King. There are no Arabian dancers or Chinese dancers or Russian dancers showcasing candy-themed choreography. Instead, there’s real-life Mankato native Marie Hubbard, who receives the eponymous Nutcracker from her “uncle” Drosselmeyer. There’s the hometown writing couple Delos and Maud Hart Lovelace, who mingle with fellow author F. Scott Fitzgerald and his wife Zelda. There’s millionaire R. D. Hubbard and his business partner George Palmer. The colorful cast of characters is wildly different than Tchaikovsky’s traditional lineup—but that’s because this isn’t your traditional Nutcracker. It’s the North Woods Nutcracker, a ballet specifically recreated and choreographed to highlight Minnesota and the people who have called it home. Annmarie Carlson Drake, artistic director of the Riverfront Performing Arts dance company, is the woman who came up with the idea to turn a traditional dance showcase into something a little more unique. “I wanted to do something different for the Nutcracker,” Drake explained. “I was sick of doing the traditional Nutcracker. I’ve always been interested in history and using multi-media and it all came together.”

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Riverfront Performing Arts put on the first North Woods Nutcracker in 2013, incorporating ballet, social dance, acting, singing, picture slideshows and more into one multi-media event. Set in 1921, the show takes place mainly in Mankato, but also includes other Minnesota sites, such as New Ulm, Dayton’s Department Store in Minneapolis and Como Park’s Marjorie McNeely Conservatory in St. Paul. It trades fictional Nutcracker characters for real-life Minnesotan figures and also addresses issues that plagued Minnesota in the 1920s, such as the anti-German sentiment that lingered after World War I. The basic story follows Marie Hubbard, who receives a Nutcracker as a Christmas present from her German uncle, Drosselmeyer. When she and her friends grow bored at their parents’ Christmas party, which is frequented by such Minnesota notables as Mankato-born soprano Florence MacBeth and New Ulm founder William Pfaender, they go outside to play in the snow. Things grow frightening, however, when Marie becomes lost in a sudden blizzard and finds herself surrounded by coyotes and cougars. That’s when her nutcracker springs to life, fighting alongside American and German soldiers to protect Marie from the ferocious animals. From there, Marie travels up the Minnesota River with French voyagers and sees different scenes from Minnesota’s history, from Mankato’s 1920 Winter Carnival to Minnehaha Falls. There are also lumberjacks, gymnasts, singers and immigrants thrown in for good measure.

Drake said the show has grown and evolved throughout the years as she has made changes to the storyline. For example, this year, a Spanish dance sequence that used to be performed by Maud Hart Lovelace’s character is now performed by Mexican immigrants who worked in Minnesotan’s sugar beet fields. “It always varies according to the dancers’ abilities,” she added, pointing out that she has dance students ranging from eight years old to high school students. About 50 people volunteer to participate every year, with more people helping behind the scenes. Since the show takes place at Mankato West High School, local students volunteer to run the lighting, led by the school’s media specialist, Paul Christianson. Anna Natrakul, 16, has been dancing with Riverfront Performing Arts since she was four and has been a part of the North Woods Nutcracker since the beginning. The first year, she played the dual roles of Zelda Fitzgerald and the Sugarplum Fairy. She is also usually one of the snowflakes in the “first snow” scene, as well as one of the flowers in the Waltz of the Flowers. “I’ve been everything,” she said with a laugh. Natrakul has also danced in traditional productions of The Nutcracker, and she said she appreciates the way Drake changed the storyline and characters so that more audience members can easily identify with them. “A lot of people have already heard of the traditional Nutcracker,” she said. “I think our is still a holiday classic type of idea,

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but it’s changed so that people in the area can identify with it better, especially people who aren’t in ballet. Ours is still classical ballet but it also combines other aspects of our studio, like the jazz and the tap and singing. Plus, it’s more interesting to have some of the dances based on specific locations. People can say, ‘Oh, I’ve been to Minnehaha Falls.’” One of the biggest challenges of staging the show, according to Drake, is how little rehearsal time the cast and crew has. This year, there are only three rehearsals that include the entire cast, and only one technical rehearsal before opening night. “It’s crazy, especially with all the sets and the projections,” Drake said. However, Drake said they’ve always been able to put on a good show so far—with such local enthusiasm that the North Woods Nutcracker is quickly becoming a treasured holiday tradition in Mankato. This year, they received ticket orders as early as October. “It’s one of the most unique Nutcrackers around… even though there’s not much of a nutcracker in it,” Drake said. “It’s really a love story to Minnesota. It’s not a typical ballet; it’s a multi-media production that utilizes the spoken word, and singing, and the projections; it’s educational and entertaining and a lot of fun.” Grace Webb is a freelance writer in Southern Minnesota. She can be contacted at grace. webb2013@gmail.com

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RACHEL WOLDUM Rachel Woldum is a former television snob who has embraced the medium as it has entered its Golden Age. Contact her at editor@ southernminnscene.com

If you could choose...

y the time this column comes out, we’ll have a new president. Either outcome will be an historic first—either we’ll have elected the first female president, or the first orange president. For better or for worse, the strong personalities and extreme differences between Trump and Clinton have made this election season unforgettable. Thus, I thought I’d take this opportunity to imagine what our country would look like if the next President of the United States was one of the many memorable TV characters I’ve encountered over the past few years. (Note: I write this as an English/Film major, and not as a Poli-Sci major, so there will be very little detail in my policy speculations. Also, as a registered Independent, I’ve resisted categorizing these characters as Republicans or Democrats, in the hopes that we will not always have a two party system!)

Ilana, Broad City An Ilana presidency would be similar to a Snoop Dog or Willie Nelson presidency: that is to say, there’d be a lot of weed. Marijuana would be the central tenet of her platform and policy. First, nation-wide legalization, then, increased access for the general population. Smear tactics during her campaign would be nearly impossible, as any dirt that her opponents dug up (that picture of her smoking a bong…leaked nudes…her workplace pooping habits…her inability to file her own taxes) would be met with laughter and gleeful, proud admission. This is a woman who cannot be shamed. Effectiveness (on a scale of 1-10): Zero, if her current workplace habits are any indication. #VapeLyfe is not usually a recipe for productivity. That being said, she’d probably be the only president to ever leave office with lower stress levels than when she started. Likability (on a scale of 1-10): Off the charts. She’d be a chill boss, and keep her staff well supplied with the green. The country might be horribly run, but everyone would be reeeeal chill. Chief Counsel: On-and-off again lover Lincoln, and best friend Abbi, duh. Most Likely To: Flash the audience during the State of the Union address. Greatest Strengths: Chill vibe, loyalty, and ability to come up with creative solutions. Greatest Weakness: Very little follow through; being absent from all important meetings.

Rick Grimes, The Walking Dead Rick Grimes obviously has “leader” written all over him; he’s been filling this role more or less successfully for over six seasons. He has the ability to unify a disparate and divided group of people (read: AMERICA!), and always tries to act in the best interest of the population as a whole. He’s had to practice both diplomacy and tactical military skills, and has proven effective in times of war and (relative) peace. Effectiveness: Seven. Would stay focused and serve the people with a selfless sense of duty, but would fall apart quickly if he started responding emotionally to perceived threats. Likability: Eight. He’s a good-looking family man, former police officer, and widower, all of which have

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strong voter appeal. Chief Counsel: Cross-bow wielding Daryl; himself.

Likability: Five. Half the people will love to hate her, and half the people will just hate her.

Most Likely To: Turn one-syllable names into two syllables (“CORal!”) and thus mispronounce the titles of prominent world leaders.

Chief Counsel: Son Jax Teller, former sheriff and friend Wayne Unser, and surprisingly, daughter-in-law Tara.

Greatest Strength: Extensive leadership experience. Looks good in pants. Greatest Weakness: His (sometimes) stubborn refusal to listen to the input of others.

The Clones (Sarah, Allison, Helena, Cosima, Rachel, etc), Orphan Black This one’s not even fair - collectively, the clones would be unstoppable, especially if they combined their identities for election season and took turns playing the part. Since each clone has a unique set of strengths and weaknesses, as a group they would have all the bases covered. We’ve already seen that Allison can run a tight campaign, that Sarah can think on her feet, that Rachel can run a company, and that Cosima is a brilliant scientist. And please let any assassination attempts be made while Helena is around, because she would decisively shut them down. Effectiveness: Eight. Points lost only because many of their presidential resources would be spent trying to figure out the ongoing mysteries surrounding their own origin. Likability: Ten. I mean, there’s something (or someone) for everyone. Chief Counsel: Brother Felix, surrogate mother Mrs. S, and lovers Cal, Donnie, and Delphine. Most Likely To: Confuse the heck out of White House Staff. Greatest Strength: Productivity. When there’s five of you (or six or seven or eight or nine), you can get a lot done. They could assign tasks to each clone based on her strengths, and divide and conquer. Greatest Weakness: Even though I absolutely love her, I’m going to have to say Helena. Her erratic behavior and tendency to go rogue could get the clone squad into a lot of trouble.

Gemma Teller, Sons of Anarchy If Gemma’s love for her family could translate into love of country, she would be President Mama Bear. Though a bit rough around the edges, she loves with a fierceness and loyalty that means she’d do just about anything to protect what she loves. She’s adept at managing a lot of different personalities and motives, and is used to being the sole woman in a male-dominated environment. The White House would turn into the new club house, but this time with Gemma at the helm instead of Clay or Jax. Similarly to Cersei, she’d probably pack her staff with her favorite Sons, and replace all the vehicles in the presidential motorcade with Harleys. Effectiveness: Nine. Gemma gets what Gemma wants. She’s experienced great suffering and is stronger because of it; she’s a shrewd manipulator; she could go toe-to-toe with any world leader; and she can even (occasionally) compromise.

Most Likely To: Slap her opponent in the face. Greatest Strength: Her ability to manage a room full of male egos. Greatest Weakness: Her tendency to harbor deep secrets; commitment to protecting those she loves even when they’re wrong.

Jon Snow, Game of Thrones Like Rick Grimes, Jon Snow has ample leadership experience, and like most good leaders, is a reluctant one. However, this reluctance might turn out to be his downfall, and Washington would probably depress him. However, unlike many of these other characters, Jon Snow might actually listen to advice from others, and would probably get right down to fixing the country’s problems. He’s a doer, not a talker, and this would be a refreshing departure from most politicians. Effectiveness: During times of war, nine. During times of peace, four. Cut out for military action; not so much for policy work or long meetings. Likability: Seven. Points lost for moodiness and stoicism. Not one to kiss babies. Chief Counsel: Uncle Benjen, Ser Davos, and his direwolf Ghost. Most Likely To: Fall in love with his opponent; wear winter clothes year-round. Greatest Strength: Moral compass, humility. Greatest Weakness: A man of few words; would suffer during debates and speeches.

Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones It’s not at all difficult to imagine Cersei in a position of power or leadership, but it IS a bit of a stretch to imagine her at the helm of a democratic country. Most likely, her first move in office would be to have the moderate, likable running mate who helped get her elected assassinated, and replaced with a yes-man who is as diabolical and manipulative as she is. Shortly after, she would disband the House and the Senate, and then swiftly replace the governor of each state with a trusted relative. And it would only be a matter of time until she made pacts with Russia/North Korea/China, in a move to keep her friends close and her enemies closer. Electing Cersei Lannister as President would be not so much electing her as the leader of the US as it would be electing her the future dictator of the civilized world. Effectiveness: Ten, if absolute power is the end game. Likability: Zero. People will love her only because they fear her. Unless they love her for her wardrobe, which will be couture glam and very enviable. Chief Counsel: Brother/lover Jaime Lannister; master conniver Little Finger. Most Likely To: Blow up the convention center where her opponent is speaking.

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Greatest Strength: Never letting empathy affect her judgment. Greatest Weakness: Never letting empathy affect her judgment.

Schmidt, New Girl For as ridiculous as Schmidt can sometimes be, he’s actually a man of many talents. He’s already demonstrated than he can totally revamp his image, from overweight loser to successful and handsome marketing exec. He received a solid education at Syracuse University, and has the tenacity to see his goals through to completion (case in point: wooing Cece, who initially despised him). Effectiveness: Six, unless he gets derailed on some petty revenge

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mission, or bent out of shape by an unflattering SNL parody of himself. Likability: Tough. Like Gemma, but for entirely different reasons, you either love him or hate him. His neuroticism will either turn people off or endear them to him. Chief Counsel: Roommate Nick Miller, congressman/man crush Paul Ryan. Most Likely To: Redecorate the White House; be insanely jealous of Justin Trudeau. Greatest Strength: Presidential look; memorable sound bites. Greatest Weakness: Turning to Nick Miller for advice; caving under criticism.

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kate pEhrson Kate Pehrson is a celebrated Twin Cities musician, writer, humorist, educator, mother, wife, fire prevention partner and film aficionado. Contact her on Twitter@k8pehrson

believe art is one of the most important things that separates us from the other animals on Earth. Uniquely a tool of humans, art is one of the most effective ways we have to communicate with each other about who we are and what we see through our individual lenses of perception. Whether you engage with it passively or actively, art is a reflection of our humanity and can help us as we walk our individual paths in life. For this column, I write about life through the perspective of my love of “things movie”, but I have spent much of my life immersed in the arts. My childhood centered around music, my youth and college years added on theater and cultural studies, and my twenties found me exploring spoken word, writing and poetry, and the healing arts as well. In my thirties I veered towards the visual arts and collaborative projects, and now in my forties, I am in a position to pull all my varied interests and educational paths to take a more critical look at movies as an art form. What has been a lifelong hobby and distraction has become a central point of meditation on life. And it has helped me through this harrowing year. As I sit here, in the late autumn of 2016 – a year that seems particularly rife with loss, anger, violence, mud-slinging, fact-checking, and positioning - I ponder one of humanity’s oldest questions: why can’t we all just get along? Some 230 years ago, 55 men representing 12 of the existing 13 colonies, relatively fresh off of a revolutionary war and a failed 12-year experiment under the Articles of Confederation, were trying to figure out how to move this country forward. Charged with representing the differing and unique positions of their regions, while also creating a document that would give this new-born baby of a country the best chance of becoming an adult, these men were tired, worried and under pressure. Deeply and personally familiar with the flawed and antiquated political and social constructions of the old world, the “Founding Fathers” spent an entire hot summer debating and arguing, pontificating and compromising their way towards agreement. The Constitution we know now was the result. It was not perfect, but it was really good. They

didn’t agree on everything, but they believed in unity above all else, and felt that this pretty good compromise was exponentially better than any alternative. In my life, I’ve been blessed to have more than one family. The family I was born into, the family I was raised in, and the family/ies I’ve chosen. I consider myself lucky to have grown up an American citizen, with some of the best chances on Earth to be whatever it is I am going to be. I have tried to learn along the way, I’ve tried to grow up, and I’ve tried to be compassionate, caring and understanding. As a parent, I’m trying to pass along to my children a sort of “life Constitution” for what I hope will best help them move forward in their journeys. But beyond the basics, we’re all just riffing on the themes, improvising, faking it ‘til we make it, figuring it out as we go. So inevitably, we’re going to fuck up. It can’t be helped. We won’t see it coming, and it will be unavoidable. We’ll try to understand it and wrap our heads around it, and hopefully, we’ll have enough strength to get through it and move on. We won’t be the same, and we shouldn’t be. We should strive to learn and keep walking, perhaps this time a mile a mile in someone else’s moccasins, see the moon from a different angle, get over ourselves and be renewed. Since 1787, the US population has grown from 3 ½ million to 350 million. We’ve grown by 100 fold. 350 million baby birds squawking to get their needs met, get some love, get some attention, and get their way. And we’re just one family in a world of many – 7-plus billion all told. And the thing is, it the end, ALL of it won’t get figured out. At least not any time soon. Of course, I have great hopes that the more optimistic views of the future reflected in movies like Star Trek and the like will come true for our descendants in generations to come, but until then, I think the big questions can only be answered on an individual basis. And now, God help us, the Holidays are here. Exhausted and anxiously watching and waiting as we transition from an old year to the new, from one administration to another, we are crossing our fingers that the world will still be here and that we

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can even make it to next month. Well, I think we can. Through all my travels in art, the greatest thing I know is: art heals. Not all movies are great art – some are just that entertaining distraction you were looking for. And perhaps that’s what we need. So pull on your new slipper socks, your awkward family photo matching PJs and the hat your sister made you. Find a movie to watch on that old couch with the siblings you are a little bit resentful of. Give them a smile, or at least give them a listen. Love them or hate them, you’re stuck with your family. Families aren’t perfect. And neither are you. But you’ve got each other, and that’s really something in this big old universe. Below I’ve chosen some movies that feature unique perspectives on families. Some are silly, some are serious, some are puzzling, some are classics. Some are comedies, some are quirky, some are tragic, and some are in between. There is no way to make a comprehensive list, but I hope you find some inspiration here as you tuck in and reflect this Holiday season. Here’s to healing. Here’s to moving forward.

For the Kids (cartoons and anthropomorphized animals explain it all for you): Zootopia (2016) Jungle Book (2016) Finding Nemo (2003)/Finding Dory (2016) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Sesame Street’s Follow that Bird (1985) Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

For older kids and/or kids who appreciate some quirk: The Muppets (2011) The Avengers (any of them really) Inside Out (2015) The Addams Family (1991) Coraline (2009) Spirited Away (2001) Labyrinth (1986)

The Royal Tennenbaums (2001) Mirrormask (2005)

Family Films (happy endings…mostly): With Six You Get Eggroll (1968) Cheaper by the Dozen (1950/2003) Parenthood (1989) The Parent Trap (1961/1998) Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day (2014) Nanny McPhee (2005)

For Adult Children (life’s…um, like…complicated..and weird): Home for the Holidays (1995) Nebraska (2013) Joy Luck Club (1993) Eat Drink Man Woman (1994) Monsoon Wedding (2001) This is Where I Leave you (2014) The Great Santini (1979) Dan in Real Life (2007) Lars and the Real Girl (2007) What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) Big Fish (2003) Sunshine Cleaning (2008) Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Pieces of April (2003) The Skeleton Twins (2014) Gas, Food, Lodging (1992) The Descendants (2011) The Savages (2007) Affliction (1997) The Squid and the Whale (2005) The Ice Storm (1997) Ordinary People (1980) Secrets & Lies (1996) The Kids are Alright (2010) August Osage County (2013) Hotel Splendide (2000) Soft Fruit (1999) Punch Drunk Love (2002)

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THE The Blind Boys of Alabama 7:30 p.m., December 2 Sheldon Theatre, Red Wing It’s safe to say that the Christmas partnership with commercialism is here to stay, at least in the world of capitalism. From Black Friday and Small Business Saturday and Cyber-Monday, to the 12 Days of Christmas Sales Events, to the advertisers in this very magazine (whom we thank and appreciate very, very much) there just isn’t really any escaping it anymore. And, that’s really okay. It’s good for the economy. Plus, there really is something that feels great about gift giving. I’m not going to be Charlie Brown and rail against it. It’s just a fact of life that extracting the money thing out of Christmas is not very easy anymore. ‘Tis the season to sell retail. Christmas is obviously more than that, however. And it’s probably more important than ever to remind ourselves of that at least once a year. To that end, please allow me to direct you to the Sheldon Theatre on December 2, when the Blind Boys of Alabama will arrive in Red Wing to celebrate Christmas as only they can. This group of gospel singers is the real deal. First A dd y o u r e v en t f o r FREE to the TIMELINE ca l endar . G O TO w w w. s o u t h ern minn . c o mm / s c ene / c a len d a r & C l ic k + A d d a n E v ent

WEEK of NOV 18-26: Austin ArtWorks Center 2nd Floor Gallery Show: 18-Nov, 10:00 AM, Austin ArtWorks Center, 300 North Main Street, Austin, Free. Austin ArtWorks Center 2nd Floor Gallery Show (open Tues through Fri, 10 am to 5 pm, Sat from 10 am to 3 pm) Free admission to show featuring works by Theodore Rasmussen and Steve De Laitsch. Show open through November 19. For more information, call 507-434-0934. Thank you. SEMVA Reunion: 18-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Ber-

nadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. (507) 732-7616 Holiday Art Fair: 18-Nov, 12:00 PM, Crossings, 320 East Ave, Zumbrota, Free. Crossings welcomes 10 special guest artists offering jewelry, handmade clothing, carved wood figures and more to the gallery and gift shop for our 22nd Annual Holiday Art Fair. Some guest artists are taking part in the Fair for the first time while others are favorites from years past; most will be on-hand to talk about their original creations with patrons. Refreshments such as hot cider and sweet treats will be served throughout the Art Fair. Browsers will enjoy the warm, welcoming and unhurried atmosphere. For those with children, Crossings offers free kids activities on Saturday and Sunday, from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., so adults can shop the store without distraction. More at www.crossingsatcarnegie.com or 507-732-7616. Burger Night supporting Kasson Mantorville Powerlifting: 18-Nov, 5:30 PM, American Legion, 212 West Main Str, Kasson, $8 . Burger with toppings and

formed in 1939 at the Alabama Institute for the Negro Blind, they performed benefits for the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King and were heavily involved in bring awareness to the Civil Rights movement of the 1960’s. They have worked with the likes of Booker T. Jones, Willie Nelson, Mavis Staples, Peter Gabriel, Justin Vernon, Ben Harper and Taj Mahal. Through the course of seven decades and membership turnover (Jimmy Carter is the only founding member still with the group), the Blind Boys of Alabama have remained true to their gospel roots. Yes, they have introduced elements of soul, R&B and rock into their music, but at the core, these men are still all about praising the lord with a passion and fervor not usually scene in the Upper Midwest. Do you want to really be reminded what Christmas is all about? Go see the Blind Boys of Alabama. They’ll give you the word. – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com.

fries for $8 at the Kasson American Legion. Burgers are handmade patties. Supports the Kasson Mantorville Powerlifting club. Serving from 5:30-7:30. Enchanted Evening Tour/Concert: 18-Nov, 6:00 PM, Hormel Historic Home, 208 4th Ave NW, Austin, $10 . Tour the elegant home of the George A. Hormel family decorated for the season, and enjoy a concert by the Bissen Family Band. Tickets $10. For more information, call 507-433-4243. Houston High School Presents the musical ‘Sister Act’: 18-Nov, 7:00 PM, Houston Elementary School, 310 S. Sherman St., Houston, $7 . All tickets sold at the door. Adults $7, Students $5. Concessions Available. (651) 282-3000 It’s A Wonderful Life: 18-Nov, 7:30 PM, Frank W. Bridges Theatre, Riverland Community College, 1900 8th Ave NW, Austin, $15 . The beloved holiday classic on stage! Tickets $15. For more information, call 507-4330595 or email boxoffice@riverland.edu. Elvis Rock ‘N Roll Remember: 18-Nov, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $18-$25. Joseph Halls Elvis Rock N Remember Tribute

brings the King back for every fan of Elvis Presley, and for anyone who just loves great music! Joseph Hall has truly nailed it when it comes to portraying the most popular singer to ever pick up a microphone; he has the mannerisms, the vocal talent, and that signature suave look that captured the hearts of America throughout the all-too-brief career of Elvis Presley. And we cant forget those moves; those swiveling hips that frustrated television censors and delighted millions of adoring fans! There are plenty of Elvis imitators to be found, but a sincere and truly talented tribute artist like Joseph Hall is rare. His impeccable portrayal landed him in the Top Ten on Americas Got Talent, prompting delighted responses from the judges, including the typically sharp-tongued Piers Morgan. Hes also made several television appearances that include Fox News, The Morning Show, and Good Morning America, and gotten him the respected recognition of Elvis Presley Enterprises. Suspend belief for just a little while and picture Elvis Presley back on stage in fine form. The Realistic Joneses: 18-Nov, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: The-

Realistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. Lyra Baroque Orchestra: The Real Bach: 18-Nov, 7:30 PM, Mount Olive Church, 2830 18th Avenue NW, Rochester, $10-$25. $25 adult $20 senior $10 student. Brazilian violinist Lus Otvio Santos leads a program of transcriptions by or inspired by J.S. Bach, including his Double Violin Concerto and a string version of the Orchestral Suite No. 2. Pre-concert talk at 6:45! More info: lyrabaroque.org/therealbach Or contact us at info@lyrabaroque.org / 651-321-2214. Mayo Clinic Employee Craft Show: 19-Nov, 8:00 AM, Mayo Civic Center Auditorium, 30 Civic Center Drive SE, Rochester, Free. Visit the 340 tables filled with hand crafted items for everyone on your shopping list, including you! The show is open to the public. Spread the word about this great show and the hundreds of beautiful hand-crafted items for sale. Free parking on Saturday at all the downtown ramps. Hosanna’s Pantry: 19-Nov, 9:00 AM, Hosanna Lutheran Church, 2815 57th St NW, Rochester, Free. Hosanna’s Pantry is a satellite food shelf of Channel One food bank in Rochester. A photo ID is required. Coffee and treats are served while you wait to shop. Reiki Level 1: Healing for Self and Your Family: 19-Nov, 9:00 AM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $115 . Are you interested in learning how to provide the benefits of Reiki to yourself and family? This class will teach you just that. It is a combination of lecture, discussion and practice. You will learn the hand positions for giving Reiki treatment for self and others. You will also receive a Level 1 attunement to open the crown, heart, and palm chakras which creates and allows the student to access the Reiki energy source. This is a 7-hour class which includes time for breaks/lunch (meals not provided). (612) 338-6131 Holiday Bazaar and Bake Sale: 19-Nov, 9:00 AM, Faith Lutheran Church, 648 E 5th St, Saint Charles, Free. Fall and Christmas items and crafts for sale. Baked goods for sale include Norwegian goodies, lefse, pies, bars, breads, cookies and candy. Starting at 9 AM, coffee, homemade rolls and fresh baked lefse will be available for purchase. Austin ArtWorks Center 2nd Floor Gallery Show: 19-Nov, 10:00 AM, Austin ArtWorks Center, 300 North Main Street, Austin, Free. Austin ArtWorks Center 2nd Floor Gallery Show (open Tues through Fri, 10 am to 5 pm, Sat from 10 am to 3 pm) Free admission to show featuring works by Theodore Rasmussen and Steve De Laitsch. Show open through November 19. For more information, call 507-434-0934. Thank you. (612) 673-0900 2016 Hormel Historic Home Holiday Event: 19-Nov, 10:00 AM, Hormel Historic Home, 208 4th Ave NW, Austin, $10 . Annual event featuring a tour through the historic home in all its holiday finery, with festive music and treats to fill the spirit. For more information, call 507-433-4243. Story Time With Santa: 19-Nov, 10:00 AM, Apache Mall, 333 Apache Mall, Rochester, Free. Join Santa for Story Time and Cookies on Saturday, November 19th from 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM in the Apache Mall Food Court. Troy Duncan of KROC will be hosting the party along with balloon artist Ms. Jazee and PRIZES! Cookies and milk /

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juice will be provided by Subway and coffee by Caribou Coffee. Winona Art Walk and Tour: 19-Nov, 10:00 AM, Minnesota Marine Art Museum, 800 Riverview Dr, Winona, Free. Local artists will be displaying and selling their artwork in various venues around Winona. You will find custom made furniture, paintings, prints, cards, traditional wood pieces, leather purses, pottery, wood carvings, jewelry, mittens and more. Shop for someone special and discover unique quality artisan gifts. SEMVA Reunion: 19-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. (507) 732-7616 Norwegian Bake Sale and Tea: 19-Nov, 1:00 PM, Chatfield Lutheran Church, 304 Fillmore St SE, Chatfield, Free. Feature: Lefse, Fattigmand, Krumkake, Flatbread, Sandbakkels, and many other baked goods. There will be a drawing for a quilt and you need not be present to win. (651) 282-3000 Soup With Santa: 19-Nov, 4:00 PM, Hormel Historic Home, 208 4th Ave NW, Austin, $5 . Santa and his Mrs. make an early holiday visit to Austin to spend time with families before the hustle and bustle of the season. Includes Selfish Elfish Comedy show, soup, cookies and hot chocolate, holiday crafts, family photo opportunity, and a tour of the home, too. $5 per person or $25 for family; children 2 and under are free. For more information, call 507-433-4243. Habitat for Humanity’s Holiday Dinner - An Evening of Elegance: 19-Nov, 6:00 PM, Courtyard by Marriott Hotel, 901 Raintree Road, Mankato, $75 . Habitat for Humanitys 24th Annual Holiday Dinner - An Evening of Elegance at the Courtyard by Marriott on Saturday, November 19, 2016. In 2015, we completed 6 homes for area families from this event and our supporters. This year, we are working to complete 7 new homes. The evening features a gourmet dinner and a live and silent auction including trips, weekend getaways, sporting events and products and much more. Text bidding will allow you to keep tabs on your favorite items from anywhere! (612) 338-6131 Noah Battles: A Tribute to Neil Young: 19-Nov, 7:00 PM, Village Family Theater, 20-2nd Street NW, Faribault, $10 . A solo acoustic and electric tribute to Neil Young. Seventeen year old Noah Battles will perform two sets. The first will be an acoustic set based on the Live at Massey Hall album from 1971. The second set will be a mix of electric and acoustic guitar covering classic Neil Young. Come down and experience the excellent acoustics in the renovated Village Theater in downtown Faribault. $10 general admission at the door. Houston High School Presents the musical ‘Sister Act’: 19-Nov, 7:00 PM, Houston Elementary School, 310 S. Sherman St., Houston, $7 . All tickets sold at the door. Adults $7, Students $5. Concessions Available. It’s A Wonderful Life: 19-Nov, 7:30 PM, Frank W. Bridges Theatre, Riverland Community College, 1900 8th Ave NW, Austin, $15 . The beloved holiday classic on stage! Tickets $15. For more information, call 507-433-0595 or email boxoffice@riverland. edu. (612) 338-6131 Midori Plays Beethoven: 19-Nov, 7:30 PM, John Marshall High School, 1510 14th Street NW, Rochester, $0-$30. Adults $20$30, 18 & Under FREE. Featuring violinist Midori Brahms Tragic Overture Brahms

Variations on a Theme by Haydn Beethoven Violin Concerto A program bursting with symphonic heroism of epic proportions! In a rare opportunity, world-class virtuoso violinist Midori comes to Rochester to perform what many consider the greatest concerto ever written. And to match we offer two ingenious works by Brahms, giving you what may be our most memorable concert of the season. 651-388-8700 The Realistic Joneses: 19-Nov, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. 715-839-8877 Kiss The Sky-The Jimi Hendrix ReExperience: 19-Nov, 7:30 PM, Mayo Civic Center Presenta, 20, Rochester, $25-$60. Tickets are $25, $45, $60. Come see the show described by Rolling Stone Magazine as: ‘Yes believe the hype! This show lives up to it!’ and the only show to receive rave accolades by remaining members of Jimi Hendrix’s original bands. Kiss The Sky is the premier, historically accurate Jimi Hendrix show featuring Jimy Bleu, the world’s longest running Jimi Hendrix tribute artist. Just like Jimi Hendrix, Jimy Bleu is a virtuoso, left handed guitarist and recreates all of Hendrix’s signature stage moves. Kiss The Sky is so accurate to Jimi Hendrix that on November 16th they will appear on the AXS-TV show ‘The World’s Greatest Tribute Bands’. Kiss The Sky performs all of Hendrix’s iconic songs from his bands The Experience and Band of Gypsys including ‘Foxey Lady’, ‘Purple Haze’, ‘Voo Doo Child’, ‘Them Changes’ and ‘Izabella’. Meticulously replicated 1960’s custom clothes, instruments and gear of those actually worn and used by Hendrix and his bands set the visuals. Also featured is a complete video presentation of Hendrix history using the Joshua Light Show originally debuted at Hendrix’s Fillmore East concerts in NYC. All of the musicians in Kiss The Sky are world class touring and recording musicians who have shared stages with such stars as Aretha Franklin, Aerosmith, Michael Allman, ‘Big’ Jack Johnson and more. In the past, Kiss The Sky has had the honor of welcoming to the stage with them Hendrix’s own Band of Gypsys and Woodstock band members Billy Cox, Juma Sultan and Jerry Velez. ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ Tribute by Collective Unconscious: 19-Nov, 7:30 PM, State Theater, 96 E 4th St, Zumbrota, $28-$32. Collective Unconscious, along with an 18-piece orchestra, bring the classic Simon & Garfunkel album Bridge Over Troubled Water to the stage in its entirety. Crossings has brought Collective Unconscious popular tribute shows to Zumbrota many times, from the Beatles Abbey Road to the Beach Boys Pet Sounds to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Youngs Dj vu show. Theyve performed Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon & Garfunkels last studio recording, at the State Theatre as well. CU plays these albums in their entirety and brings in all the musicians and specific instruments necessary to recreate the authentic sound of each song. Youth Drum Circle with Mike Arturi: 20-Nov, 9:45 AM, Peace United Church of Christ, 1503 2nd Ave. NE, Rochester, Free. Mike Arturi, Universal Music Center founder, is a lifelong professional musician and music lover. An accomplished drummer, Mike has played with nationally acclaimed artists including Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Dick Clarks touring Rock and Roll Revival show, just to name a few. In addition to touring,

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Mike is passionate about sharing his love for music and the lessons that can be learned on stage and in the practice room. At Universal Music Center, Mike shares his lifetime of experience and is personally involved in the progress of every student, helping them achieve goals and supporting their efforts to succeed. Mike is also an active public speaker in support of music and life quality through his Learn Music Learn Life presentation. The public is invited to our youth drum circle, led by Mike, on Sunday, November 20, at 9:45 a.m. located at Peace United Church of Christ. Mike will also play with our praise band at the 11:00 a.m. worship service. Holiday Art Fair: 20-Nov, 11:00 AM, Crossings, 320 East Ave, Zumbrota, Free. Crossings welcomes 10 special guest artists offering jewelry, handmade clothing, carved wood figures and more to the gallery and gift shop for our 22nd Annual Holiday Art Fair. Some guest artists are taking part in the Fair for the first time while others are favorites from years past; most will be on-hand to talk about their original creations with patrons. Refreshments such as hot cider and sweet treats will be served throughout the Art Fair. Browsers will enjoy the warm, welcoming and unhurried atmosphere. For those with children, Crossings offers free kids activities on Saturday and Sunday, from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., so adults can shop the store without distraction. More at www.crossingsatcarnegie.com or 507-732-7616. (612) 27 SEMVA Reunion: 20-Nov, 11:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. It’s A Wonderful Life: 20-Nov, 2:00 PM, Frank W. Bridges Theatre, Riverland Community College, 1900 8th Ave NW, Austin, $15 . The beloved holiday classic on stage! Tickets $15. For more information, call 507-4330595 or email boxoffice@riverland.edu. Houston High School Presents the musical ‘Sister Act’: 20-Nov, 2:00 PM, Houston Elementary School, 310 S. Sherman St., Houston, $7 . All tickets sold at the door. Adults $7, Students $5. Concessions Available. SEMVA Reunion: 21-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. God Wants You Well Bible Study: 21-Nov, 6:30 PM, Inspirational Technologies, Inc. Building, 1100 N. 4th Street, Le Sueur, Free. DVD series with Andrew Wommack, healing miracle testimonies, Bible study lessons, discussion, communion, prayer. Everyone invited. Led by Dorothy Von Lehe. Contact Dorothy at dvonlehe@mchsi.com or 507-665-6965. 715-839-8877 UMR CONNECTS: Conserving MN’s Environments: 22-Nov, 7:00 PM, University of MN Rochester, 4th Floor, 111 S. Broadway, Rochester, Free. Minnesota offers a vantage point for people to see natures possibilities, past and present. The states transformed environment has resulted from the convergence of many natural and cultural elements. Conservation efforts across this vast open land have confronted diverse places which have been lumped together to form a state, yet which defy easy definitions for policy. By examining the transformed environment of the North Star State, people can best judge conservations applications. Yields and harvests, predator-prey interaction, and invasive species are some areas where the applications and utility of conservation are most apparent. 715-839-8877 SEMVA Reunion: 22-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk

Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. SEMVA Reunion: 23-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. RPL Explorers: Wing It: 23-Nov, 4:00 PM, Rochester Public Library, 101 SE 2nd Street, Rochester, Free. Create things that fly, glide, soar and zip through the air! RPL Explorers is for kids grades k-6. Rochester Independent Filmmakers: 23-Nov, 6:00 PM, Rochester Public Library, 101 SE 2nd Street, Rochester, Free. An open group of independent filmmakers, both aspiring and established, who meet weekly to share ideas and collaborate. Karaoke: 23-Nov, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday! SEMVA Reunion: 24-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. Wanda Gag Sculpture Unveiling: 25-Nov, 1:00 PM, New Ulm Public Library, 17 N. Broadway, New Ulm, Free. The Wanda Gag Monument Committee, Inc. invites the public to the Wanda Gag Sculpture unveiling ceremony and open house Friday, November 25 at 1 p.m. at New Ulm Public Library, 17 N. Broadway. Artist Jason Jaspersen will unveil the sculpture, a life-size, bronze representation of world-renowned New Ulm artist and author Wanda Gag. The sculpture, which will be on permanent display in front of New Ulm Public Library, captures an independent, creative Wanda focused on drawing a cat with the cat looking back at her. This event is the culmination of a three-year process that included bid designs from artists across the country. Jaspersen is a New Ulm native with more than 15 years of professional experience as a painter, printmaker, illustrator, animator, and sculptor. Funding for the project has been generously provided by donors from the greater New Ulm community, the German Bohemian Heritage Society, Wanda Gag House Association, Schmidt Foundation, New Ulm Area Foundation, American Endowment Foundation, and Prairie Lakes Regional Arts Council through a grant from the Arts and Cultural Heritage Fund. The open house will continue until 3 p.m. There will be a storytime and crafts for children as well as light refreshments for all. Music from 1:30-2:30 p.m. will be provided by Dick Kimmel and Pamela Longtine, dedicated traditional acoustic musicians who perform old-time fiddle tunes, traditional bluegrass music, and folk songs. Call 507-359-8332 for more information. Red Wing Yuletide Villagefest: 25-Nov, 3:00 PM, Red Wing Central Park and Downtown Area, 4th St., Red Wing, Admission to the park is free, some events throughout the city require paid admission.. Yuletide Villagefest is a celebration during Thanksgiving weekend featuring a Village Market in Central Park and seasonal events throughout Red Wings historic downtown. Yuletide Villagefest is reminiscent of traditional European Holiday Villages and Markets filled with traditional foods, spirits, music, gifts, and events. Tied together with Red Wings annual Holiday Stroll, Yuletide Villagefest is a festive beginning to the holiday season. Visit www.yuletidevillagefest.org for details! (612) 338-6131 The Realistic Joneses: 25-Nov, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each

other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. SEMVA Reunion: 25-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. Red Wing Yuletide Villagefest: 26-Nov, 10:00 AM, Red Wing Central Park and Downtown Area, 4th St., Red Wing, Admission to the park is free, some events throughout the city require paid admission.. Yuletide Villagefest is a celebration during Thanksgiving weekend featuring a Village Market in Central Park and seasonal events throughout Red Wings historic downtown. Yuletide Villagefest is reminiscent of traditional European Holiday Villages and Markets filled with traditional foods, spirits, music, gifts, and events. Tied together with Red Wings annual Holiday Stroll, Yuletide Villagefest is a festive beginning to the holiday season. Visit www. yuletidevillagefest.org for details! SEMVA Reunion: 26-Nov, 10:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. Alpaca Farm Open House: 26-Nov, 10:00 AM, Pauley Alpaca Company Farm, 4220 Eastwood Road SE, Rochester, Free. We welcome you to our farm less than 5 miles from downtown Rochester. You can experience some of the joy we receive from raising these wonderful animals, feel the fleece, tour our farm, and shop for alpaca clothing, yarn and gifts in our gift shop. Join us as we participate in this year’s Small Business Saturday. The Realistic Joneses: 26-Nov, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. Michael Johnson: 26-Nov, 7:30 PM, Crossings, 320 East Ave, Zumbrota, $22$25. Best known for his 1978 hit, Bluer than Blue, Michael Johnsons music career has moved forward with a 2012 album, Moonlit Dj vu. Johnsons music is more varied than those who know him only from his pop music might guess. He also has had number one hits in country and R&B, all graced by the warmth in his voice even as his style evolved. Though hes known for pop hits like, Bluer than Blue, This Night Wont Last Forever, and Thats That, his first love is the intimacy and spontaneity of a solo concert.715-839-8877

WEEK of NOV 27 -DEC 3: SEMVA Reunion: 27-Nov, 11:00 AM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, Free. Exciting Art from the following SouthEastern Minnesota Visual Artists: Corene Bernatz Anne Black-Sinak Bob & Jacque Bonsi Brian Cragun Debra D’Souza Tom Evans Monika Glovisczki Bernadine Jax Elizabeth Turner Katzelnick Jean Lejcher Jeanne Licari Marit Lomen Christina Meeusen Nicholas A Poleschuk Jr HeeJune Shin Jeff Thompson LInda M Thorson Mel Turcanik. (612) 338-6131 Red Wing Yuletide Villagefest: 27-Nov, 12:00 PM, Red Wing Central Park and Downtown Area, 4th St., Red Wing, Admission to the park is free, some events throughout the city require paid admission.. Yuletide Villagefest is a celebration during Thanksgiving weekend featuring a Village Market in Central Park and seasonal events throughout Red Wings historic downtown. Yuletide Villagefest is reminiscent of traditional European

Donny & Marie Osmond 8 p.m., December 9 - Treasure Island Resort & Casino, Red Wing I took a lot of grief last year for making a big deal about this, mostly from the magazine’s social media manager, and I don’t care. If you were a kid in the 1970’s, you watched Donny and Marie on Friday nights. The brother and sister pair from America’s favorite family of singing Mormons hosted a weekly variety show from 1976-1979 on ABC. They were a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll and all slapstick, family oriented goodness. The show was a huge hit, until it suddenly became the most uncool thing in the world and was promptly canceled. As it is with all things in pop culture, after spending enough time in purgatory and exile, what was once cool can certainly become cool again under the favoring eyes of sentiment and nostalgia. And so it is with Donny and Marie. They have turned their brand from TV variety Holiday Villages and Markets filled with traditional foods, spirits, music, gifts, and events. Tied together with Red Wings annual Holiday Stroll, Yuletide Villagefest is a festive beginning to the holiday season. Visit www. yuletidevillagefest.org for details! Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 28-Nov, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and

children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items. Time Trader Orientation: 28-Nov, 5:30 PM, Rochester Area Family YMCA, 709 1st Avenue SW, Rochester, Free. We have group orientations the 4th Monday of the month at 5:30p.m. at Rochester Family YMCA. Time Trader is an organized exchange network through which members earn Time Credits (TC) for time spent helping other members. One hour of service earns one TC. With TC, members can buy services they want or

show to Las Vegas cabaret, performing at the Flamingo Hotel since 2008. That in turn has led to a string of holiday season tours and this year they come to Treasure Island Resort and Casino on December 9. There is no question in my mind that the showroom that night will be filled with hordes of late forty-something Generation X members. While my generation is famous for our cynicism and apathy, I know deep down, we all long for a simpler time when we rode our Huffy bikes through the neighborhood discussing the latest episodes of Charlie’s Angels and Fantasy Island. Donny and Marie were a fun little slice of our childhood. Who wouldn’t want to revisit that at Christmas? – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com. need. For example, if you give one hour of childcare, you can receive one hour of painting, accounting, transportation assistance, or a piano lesson, and the list goes on.... Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 29-Nov, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items.

Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 30-Nov, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items. 715-839-8877 Advent Adventure: 30-Nov, 11:00 AM,

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December at the Arts Guild

ALL IS CALM: THE CHRISTMAS TRUCE OF 1914 presented by THEATER LATTE’ DA Thursday, December 8, 2016

During World War I, some of the deadliest fighting took place on the Western Front. This moving theatrical concert captures an astounding moment in history when on December 24, 1914, Allied and German soldiers laid down their arms to celebrate the Christmas holiday. The two sides met, under a flag of truce, in no-man’s land. Simple gifts were exchanged. They shared food and drink, and sang carols. And they recovered and buried the bodies of their fallen comrades. This is the remarkable true story, told in the words of the men who lived it. Adults $20 • Students $12

Purple Door Youth Theater presents “A Christmas Carol” Dec 2 - 11*, 2016 Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 pm Sundays at 2 pm

*ASL interpretation available at December 11 performance; please request by November 25

Arts Guild Theater 411 Third Street W.

Tickets: $10

PDYT Sponsors: Goodney & Associates, PA Northfield Dance Academy

2016-17 Education Sponsor: Northfield News

Don't miss our Winter Walk Festivities on Dec 8! NAGCracker  A+ Holiday Mart 

*SHAPIRO & SMITH DANCE Thursday, January 5, 2017

The Minneapolis-based dance company, Shapiro & Smith Dance has been wowing audiences since 1985 and has a well-earned reputation for performing provocative, witty, beautiful dance. Dancing with breathtaking physicality and emotional depth, their style evokes virtuosity, substance, craft, and pure abandonment.

Cannon Valley Regional Orchestra presents: “Handel’s Messiah” Friday, Dec 9 at 7:30 pm

Cathedral of our Merciful Saviour, Faribault

Saturday, Dec 10 at 7:30 pm St. Dominic’s Church, Northfield

Tickets: $15 Adults, $10 Seniors & Students

*THURgOOD presented by ILLUSION THEATER Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Concert Sponsors: River Valley Eye Professionals Vision of Northfield Media Sponsor: KYMN Radio

2016-17 CVRO Season Sponsor: Community Resource Bank

Support local artists this holiday season!

Remember: Small Business Saturday is Nov 26!

This powerful, one-man play tracks Thurgood Marshall’s life from childhood in the back alleys of Baltimore to the position of Justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. THURGOOD is an eye-opening, humorous, and uplifting portrait of a true American hero.

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 24 artists in the Fine Craft Collective Open Daily in the Main Gallery Nov 4 - Dec 24

SSM Box Office: 507-333-1620 • www.s-sm.org • feslerlampert@s-sm.org * “This activity is funded, in part, by the Minnesota State Arts Board through the arts and cultural heritage fund as appropriated by the Minnesota State Legislature with money from the Legacy Amendment vote of the people of Minnesota on November 4, 2008.”

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First Lutheran Church, 301 W Clark Street, Albert Lea, $6 . 11:00 am -Devotion and Prayer in Bethany Hall 11:30 am - Lunch in Bethany Hall 12:30 -1:15 pm - Recital in Sanctuary 1:15 - Stroll through the Nativity Walk Recital - Holly Dalager, Oboe Holly Dalager has been performing in the SE Minnesota area for the past 30 years. She holds Master of Music and Bachelor of Music degrees in Music Performance from the University of Minnesota. Holly lives in Austin and is the principal oboist with the Austin Symphony Orchestra. Lunch reservation to the church office by noon on Monday. T’ai Chi Chih Beginner’s Class: 30-Nov, 6:00 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $50 . Do you desire less stress in your daily life? Consider circulating and balancing your inner energy of ‘chi’ in the peacefulness of Assisi Heights. The form is composed of 19 easy, slow moving meditative movements and one pose; a practice done by people around the world. T’ai Chi Chih is adaptable and benefits persons with any physical condition at any age. It can be done standing or seated and requires no special equipment or dress. Other benefits include greater flexibility, better health, evident serenity and increased joy. In the beginner’s class, you will learn and practice all 19 movements and the final pose over the course of 8 weeks. Registration Required. Independent Filmmakers: 30-Nov, 6:00 PM, Rochester Public Library, 101 SE 2nd Street, Rochester, Free. An open group of independent filmmakers, both aspiring and established, who meet weekly to share ideas and collaborate. 715-839-8877 Karaoke: 30-Nov, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday!. Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 1-Dec, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items. Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 2-Dec, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items. A Handmade Christmas: 2-Dec, 4:00 PM, Hormel Historic Home, 208 4th Ave NW, Austin, Call 507-433-4243 for information.. Friday, enjoy wine, walking hors d’oeuvres, massages and music while browsing over 30 vendors will all kinds of items for gifts to others or yourself. On Saturday, take a tour of the decorated house while enjoying treats and holiday drinks along with browsing the vendors. For more information, call 507-433-4243. Christmas Alive 2016: 2-Dec, 6:00 PM, Jim Checkel Farm, 64265 220th Ave, Kasson, Free will offerings are accepted and will donated to local charities.. A spiritual walk through the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas is brought ALIVE by real animals and real people in a rustic setting. This is a nondenominational event. Dress accordingly - this is an ‘outdoor journey’. Blind Boys of Alabama Holiday Show: 2-Dec, 7:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $20-$40. ‘A breath of fresh winter air. Los Angeles Times Special guest Liz Vice Though they live without the traditional sense of sight, the Blind Boys of Alabama are one of the few groups who truly see what it means to perform Gospel music. Five-time Grammy Award and Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award winners, The Blind Boys sing messages of hope and inspiration with gritty, revival-style enthusiasm. This holiday show features songs from their Talkin Christmas! and Go Tell It on the Mountain, Christmas albums, along with Blind Boys’ Gospel classics for a spirit-infused, soul-enriching evening. Gospel, soul, and R&B infused artist Liz Vice plays an opening set, with soulful vocals and deep-rooted spirituality. The Realistic Joneses: 2-Dec, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. GSR Fine Art Festival: 2-Dec, All Day, Verizon Wireless Center, 1 Civic Center Plaza, Mankato, Free. More than 40 visual artists will display and sell their locally made, one-of-a-kind work at the 14th annual GSR Fine Art Festival. Work by potters, painters, photographers, jewelers, sculptors, glass, leather, wood and fiber artists will be available in a wide range of prices. A detailed list of artists can be found on our website. All sales go directly to the artist. Hours: Friday Dec. 2nd 11am 7pm Saturday Dec. 3rd 10am 6pm Admission is free and the GSR festival is open to the public. Many free parking options are available. Beer / Wine and Food will be available for purchase daily from noon until close. A schedule of live musical performances can also be found on our website. (612) 673-0900 A Handmade Christmas: 3-Dec, 9:00 AM, Hormel Historic Home, 208 4th Ave NW, Austin, Call 507-433-4243 for information.. Friday, enjoy wine, walking hors d’oeuvres, massages and music while browsing over 30 vendors will all kinds of items for gifts to others or yourself. On Saturday, take a tour of the decorated house while enjoying treats and holiday drinks along with browsing the vendors. For more information, call 507-433-4243. KUMC 40th Annual Jul Bazaar & Cookie Walk: 3-Dec, 9:00 AM, Kasson United Methodist Church, 801 5th Ave NW, Kasson, Free will offering. Let us do your Christmas Cookie Baking! Features Events: Cookie Walk; Bake sale including Rosettes, Lefse, Breads, and Canned Goods; Santa’s Workshop;

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Louie Anderson 7 p.m., December 31 - Ames Center, Burnsville It’s been a pretty good year for Louie Anderson. After watching his career begin to wind down in the last decade or so, the St. Paul born comic landed the role of Christine on the quirky FX television series Baskets. Anderson plays the mother of two adult nonidentical twins played by Zack Galifianakis. His work on the series’ first season garnered him his very first prime time Emmy Award and re-invigorated a thirty-year career. Anderson was born in 1953, the tenth of eleven children. His experiences growing up have always been the foundation of his stand-up routine, from his warm-hearted mother and overly zealous father to the self-esteem challenges faced by every fat kid in America. Anderson is one of those comics who doesn’t need to resort to profanity or shock stories to get people laughing. His family friendly style has always been about self-deprecation and unexpected turns. His monologues are at once familiar and then surprising. That style, however, is not always in vogue, and in the last ten years, the venues Anderson has worked seemed to be

and Grannie’s Attic. Luncheon featuring our Signature Turkey Salads, Fresh Lefse HOT off the griddle, and Wild Rice Soup! 651-388-8700 2016 Quarry Hill Nature Art Show: 3-Dec, 9:00 AM, Quarry Hill Nature Center, 701 Silver Creek Rd NE, Rochester, Free. Youll see pottery, jewelry, paintings, photography, glass, woodworking and more. Admission is free and ten percent of all sales are donated to the Friends of Quarry Hill in support of nature education programs. Meet the artists and hear how they have been inspired by nature to create their art. The Nature Center is open during the show for hands on exploration of their many exhibits and trails. And if its cold outside, warm up next to Quarry Hills famous indoor woodburning fireplace. Artists include: Barbara Kinnick landscape, nature and floral collages BarbaraKinnick.com Bob & Jacque Bonsi stained glass creations & birdhouse gourds Sandy Hokanson wild bird illustrations HokansonArt.com Larry Persons finely turned wood art David Munz hand-formed & wheel-thrown stoneware pottery Larry Ricker nature photography & gifts lhrimages.com Joe Adamson metal sculptures with a funky flair Susan DeVries hand-painted stones and crocheted mittens Kim Butters stained glass and quilts Denise Dupras wildlife & nature

photography OneWomansNature.net If you would like more information about this event, or want individual graphics of the artist’s work please contact: Sandy Hokanson at 507206-3072 or sandy@hokansonart.com. Christmas Anonymous Donation Center: 3-Dec, 9:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. The Christmas Anonymous Donation Center welcomes new and gently used books, toys, winter coats and boots to benefit families and children in need in Olmsted County. Please no household items. 612-339-7007 KTTC Toy Drive: 3-Dec, 9:00 AM, KTTC Television Station, 6301 Bandel Road NW, Rochester, Free. The KTTC Drive By Toy Drive benefits Christmas Anonymous in its efforts to provide new toys, games and bicycles to children in need in Olmsted County. Simple bring a new, unwrapped gift to the Toy Drive and donate it to the waiting KTTC employees. No need to even get out of your car! Bagels and Birds: 3-Dec, 9:30 AM, River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault, Free. Open to all ages. Cost: Free! Enjoy coffee and bagels in a relaxed atmosphere while watching the antics of wildlife. We’ll meet in the comfort of the building to observe the birds and other visitors to the newly refurbished Windows on the Wild backyard habitat feeding area.

Help with identification, fun facts, binoculars, guide books, and conversation will make this a great way to start the day. GSR Fine Art Festival: 3-Dec, 10:00 AM, Verizon Wireless Center, 1 Civic Center Plaza, Mankato, Free. More than 40 visual artists will display and sell their locally made, one-of-a-kind work at the 14th annual GSR Fine Art Festival. Work by potters, painters, photographers, jewelers, sculptors, glass, leather, wood and fiber artists will be available in a wide range of prices. A detailed list of artists can be found on our website. All sales go directly to the artist. Hours: Friday Dec. 2nd 11am 7pm Saturday Dec. 3rd 10am 6pm Admission is free and the GSR festival is open to the public. Many free parking options are available. Beer / Wine and Food will be available for purchase daily from noon until close. A schedule of live musical performances can also be found on our website. Lupus and Autoimmune Diseases Support Group: 3-Dec, 10:00 AM, Rochester Public Library, 101 SE 2nd Street, Rochester, Free. People living with lupus and other autoimmune diseases are invited to attend this free community support group. Offered by the Lupus Foundation of Minnesota. Group meets at the Rochester Public Library on the first Saturday of each month from 10:00-

11:30 a.m. For more information, contact leader Arianna Thome at 612-730-4698 or visit LupusMN.org. Sons of Norway ‘Julefest’: 3-Dec, 12:00 PM, Our Savior’s Lutheran Church, 2124 Viola Rd NE, Rochester, $11 . Sons of Norway will have the Julefest. This will be a cod dinner, not a potluck. Reservations are required and the deadline is Sat , Nov. 26. The charges are: Adults: $11, Children 12 and younger $5, toddlers no charge. ‘Oh, Little Town Of Bethlehem’ On Canvas: 3-Dec, 1:00 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $25 . Come and enjoy an Advent afternoon painting a skyline view of Bethlehem. Using acrylic paints, participants will learn basic technique and design layout. The view will include the land around the quiet town at night, while a bright star shines overhead. All skill levels are welcome. A supply list will be sent upon registration. Enjoy the holiday atmosphere while sipping a relaxing beverage and nibbling Christmas cookies. Merry TubaChristmas!: 3-Dec, 2:30 PM, The Historic Paramount Theatre, 125 4th Ave NE, Austin, Free. Annual concert ringing in the holiday season with the tuba, sousaphone, bass and euphonium. All players invited to participate - registration and rehearsal begins at 11:30 am before the

performance. Audience encouraged to sing along! Free program - for more information, call 507-437-4563. Christmas Alive 2016: 3-Dec, 6:00 PM, Jim Checkel Farm, 64265 220th Ave, Kasson, Free will offerings are accepted and will donated to local charities.. A spiritual walk through the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas is brought ALIVE by real animals and real people in a rustic setting. This is a nondenominational event. Dress accordingly - this is an ‘outdoor journey’. The Realistic Joneses: 3-Dec, 7:30 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. SimpleGifts with Billy McLaughlin: 3-Dec, 7:30 PM, State Theater, 96 E 4th St, Zumbrota, $26-$29. SimpleGifts with Billy McLaughlin combines violin, celtic whistle,

getting smaller and smaller. His success on Baskets is one of the great stories of the year. Anderson will return to the Ames Center in Burnsville for his traditional New Year’s Eve performance. While this may be the same guy who has made us all laugh for years and years, the validation he received from the National Academies of Television Arts & Sciences has really given him a lift. Anderson has always been a funny man, well worth the price of admission on any given night, but now he seems to have recaptured some of the youthful energy and creativity he brought when he premiered on the Tonight Show in 1984. This is a guy who is back on the top of his game. After everything we’ve seen and been through in 2016, he’ll be a good reminder that people, places and even countries can come through tough times to bounce back and land on their feet. Everybody loves a comeback. Go see Louie Anderson on New Year’s Eve and revel in his. – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com.

piano, acoustic guitar and percussion with angelic three-part female vocals to deliver a modern Old World sound in Christmas carols and hymns.

WEEK of DEC 4-10: An Olde’ Fashioned Country Christmas Breakfast: 4-Dec, 8:00 AM, Green Prairie Assisted Living, 810 2nd Avenue NW, Plainview, Suggested minimum donation of $15. For children 8-12, there is a suggested donation of $10.. Enjoy the ambiance of an Olde’ Fashioned Christmas Breakfast. The dining room at Green Prairie Assisted Living will be decked for the holidays and you will be serenaded by Christmas music. The breakfast menu will include: scrambled eggs, sausage links, baby red potatoes, fresh fruit display, homemade baking powder biscuits, sausage gravy, jelly, cinnamon rolls, Christmas cookies, banana bread, apple bars, milk, coffee, and orange juice. Bring you entire family to create Christmas memories. Proceeds from this breakfast will be used to purchase recliners for our loved ones at the home. This breakfast is sponsored by Friends of Seniors at Green Prairie Rehabilitation Center. 15th Annual Subway Bring A Blanket Collection: 4-Dec, 9:00 AM, Participating local SUBWAY restaurants, 1432 Yankee

Doodle Road, Eagan, Bring new or gentlyused, clean blankets. This winter, you can wrap a child’s heart with a blanket and help keep them warm. On Sunday, December 4, 2016, participating local SUBWAY restaurants are partnering with Bridging to collect blankets that will be distributed to 6, 000 children in over 4,000 Minnesota families in need. Located in Bloomington and Roseville, Bridging distributes thousands of beds annually, but are always short on blankets to accompany them. Now in its 15th year, the SUBWAY Bring a Blanket collection is the primary means of securing blankets for the more 4,000 families Bridging serves each year. Everyone is invited to bring new or gently-used, clean blankets to any participating SUBWAY restaurant. In return for their donation, contributors will receive a free six-inch classic sandwich (one free six-inch classic sandwich per person, regardless of the number of blankets donated.) Especially needed are blankets that fit full and queen-sized beds. Your gesture of love and compassion will warm the hearts of many. The SUBWAY Bring a Blanket collection was developed in 2002 by local SUBWAY restaurants to address the need of families to

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The New Standards Holiday Show 7:30 p.m., December 17 The Sheldon Theatre, Red Wing Someday Chan Poling is going to write a book, and it’s going to be an amazing tale. He’s best known as the singing keyboard player in the legendary Twin Cities new wave band The Suburbs, but there’s so much more on his resume than that. As a young man he studied under legendary avant-garde composer Hal Budd. He has written or collaborated on several musicals, including Glensheen about the infamous murder of Elizabeth Congdon and A Night in Olympus, a collaboration with award winning Twin Cities playwright Jeffrey Hatcher and Bill Corbett, the creator of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He teaches songwriting and music theory at the MacPhail Center for Music, and is the widower of Eleanor Mondale. In nearly 60 years on this planet, he is as accomplished as any Minnesota musician not named Prince Rogers Nelson or Robert Zimmerman. For more than ten years, Poling has also led The New Standards, a trio he formed with bassist John Munson (Semi-Sonic, Trip Shakespeare) and percussionist Steve Roehm. The group takes contemporary rock and pop songs and re-arranges them into jazz pieces. Poling and his compatriots are fearless in this endeavor, taking on

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stay warm. In the past 14 years, the SUBWAY Bring A Blanket collection has secured more than 60,000 blankets to redistribute to people in need. VFW auxiliary brunch and bake sale: 4-Dec, 9:00 AM, VFW, 16 6th st sw, Rochester, $8 . Have holiday family brunch 9-12, then shop for Christmas goodies. Let us do your holiday baking. Bake sale till 1pm. Norwegian Lutefisk & Meatball Buffet and Gift Shoppe: 4-Dec, 11:00 AM, Christ Lutheran Church, 509 Kansas St NW, Preston, $17 . Lutefisk with drawn butter, Mashed potatoes, meatballs and gravy, orange glazed carrots, cranberry relish, lefse. Sweet soup, rommegrot, stroll, rosettes, Christmas cookies, coffee & milk. Paid in Advance Tickets Adults $15.00 Paid at the door $17.00 Children under 10 $ 5.00 call 507-765-2161 or 765-2432 Mail checks to Christ Lutheran P O Box 526 Preston Mn 55965. 2016 Quarry Hill Nature Art Show: 4-Dec, 11:00 AM, Quarry Hill Nature Center, 701 Silver Creek Rd NE, Rochester, Free. Youll see pottery, jewelry, paintings, photography, glass, woodworking and more. Admission is free and ten percent of all sales are donated to the Friends of Quarry Hill in support of nature education programs. Meet the artists and hear how they have been inspired by nature to create their art. The Nature Center is open during the show for hands on exploration of their many exhibits and trails. And if its cold outside, warm up next to Quarry Hills famous indoor woodburning fireplace. Artists include: Barbara Kinnick landscape, nature and floral collages BarbaraKinnick.com Bob & Jacque Bonsi stained glass creations & birdhouse gourds Sandy Hokanson wild bird illustrations HokansonArt.com Larry Persons finely turned wood art David Munz hand-formed & wheel-thrown stoneware pottery Larry Ricker nature photography & gifts lhrimages.com Joe Adamson metal sculptures with a funky flair Susan DeVries hand-painted stones and crocheted mittens Kim Butters stained glass and quilts Denise Dupras wildlife & nature photography OneWomansNature.net If you would like more information about this event, or want individual graphics of the artist’s work please contact: Sandy Hokanson at 507-2063072 or sandy@hokansonart.com. The Realistic Joneses: 4-Dec, 2:00 PM, Rochester Repertory Theatre, 103 Seventh Street NE, Rochester, $22 . Synopsis: TheRealistic Joneses’ is the story of two couples who have more in common than their tract homes and shared last name. In a small town two couples share a last name and a big problem with small talk. What seems like a series of ordinary encounters becomes a captivating look at how impossible it is for words to fully capture feeling, and how miraculous it is for human beings to truly know each other. A poignant, clever, quirky comedy from the

playwright hailed as ‘a Samuel Beckett for the Jon Stewart generation. Simple Gifts with Billy McLaughlin: 4-Dec, 7:00 PM, Southwest Middle School Little Theater, 1601 W Front St, Albert Lea, $10-$25. Students $10, $20 Adults Advance, $25 Adult Door. Simple Gifts with Billy McLaughlin and The Albert Lea High School Choral Group are coming back to Albert Lea to share their talents and bring to us one of the most fabulous Christmas shows to get in the real Spirit of Christmas with Simple Gifts. Reserve your tickets today by calling 507-373-3144. This is his 15th Anniversary Tour and they have a new CD Release as well so you will be hearing some of your favorites and some new songs that will soon be your favorites too! Tickets: Students $10, $20 Adults Advance, $25 Adult Door. Christmas Anonymous Food Packing: 5-Dec, 6:00 PM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Avenue SW, Rochester, Free. Volunteer to help pack food boxes for needy families in Olmsted County. These boxes will be given to families coming to the Christmas Anonymous store on Dec. 10. No need to register, just show up and help us out! God Wants You Well Bible Study: 5-Dec, 6:30 PM, Inspirational Technologies, Inc. Building, 1100 N. 4th Street, Le Sueur, Free. DVD series with Andrew Wommack, healing miracle testimonies, Bible study lessons, discussion, communion, prayer. Everyone invited. Led by Dorothy Von Lehe. Contact Dorothy at dvonlehe@mchsi.com or 507-665-6965. Advent - A Time to Treasure: 5-Dec, 6:30 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $10 . How can you care for, nourish and enrich this time of waiting? Discover the treasure of Advent in anticipation of the Christmas season while enjoying a light refreshment. Father Tom Loomis will aid you in expanding Advent for you in surprising ways! Caregiver Support Group: 6-Dec, 1:30 PM, Elder Network Northgate Shopping Center, 1130 1/2 7th Street NW, Suite 205, Rochester, Free. If you are caring for an older family member, friend or neighbor, this is an opportunity to meet with other caregivers to exchange helpful tips, give and receive support and learn about new resources. Lupus and Other Autoimmune Diseases Support Group: 6-Dec, 6:00 PM, Cambridge Medical Center, 701 Dellwood Street South, Cambridge, Free. People living with lupus and other autoimmune diseases are invited to attend this free community support group. Offered by the Lupus Foundation of Minnesota (LFM). Group meets in the Harbor Room at the Cambridge Medical Center on the first Tuesday of each month from 6:00-7:00 p.m. For more information, contact leader Shannan Thiel at 763-4642747 or familylifementor@gmail.com or visit LupusMN.org. Advent Adventure: 7-Dec, 11:00 AM, First Lutheran Church, 301 W Clark Street, Albert

anything from Britney Spears “Toxic,” to the old T-Rex glam anthem “Bang A Gong.” Over the last few years, however, they’ve become best known for their annual holiday extravaganza, which they describe as “a show that combines swinging renditions of classic holiday tunes with a smattering of irreverence and a healthy sprinkling of spectacle.” This year The New Standards celebrate the tenth anniversary of their beloved holiday tradition with a six show mini-tour that will pull into Red Wing at the Sheldon Theatre on December 17. The show promises to be a celebration of the shows success, combining the best moments of the past ten years. For those who have made the show part of their holiday traditions over the years it’s an opportunity to relive your favorite moments. For those who have never seen this truly unique production, it’s a chance to get caught up and see what all the well-deserved fuss is about. Either way, it might be the most fun you have this entire season. – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com.

Lea, $6 . 11:00 am -Devotion and Prayer in Bethany Hall 11:30 am - Lunch in Bethany Hall 12:30 -1:15 pm - Recital in Sanctuary 1:15 - Stroll through the Nativity Walk Recital - Ovation String Duo, Violin and Cello The Ovation String Duo will present a program of Classical, Sacred, and Christmas music. The duo consists of violinist Laurie Melting and cellist Greg Byers. Laurie Melting holds a Bachelor of Music Education from Northwestern University and a Master of Music in Violin Performance from DePaul University. She plays with several groups in the Twin Cities. www.lauirmelting.com Greg Byers received a Master of Fine Arts in Performance from McNally Smith College of Music, a Master of Fine Arts in Performance/Composition from the California Institute of the Arts, and a Bachelor of Music from the University of Miami. Greg is an active performer and educator in the Twin Cities area. www. cellogreg.com Lunch reservation required to church office on noon Monday. T’ai Chi Chih Beginner’s Class: 7-Dec, 6:00 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $50 . Do you desire less stress in your daily life? Consider circulating and balancing your inner energy of ‘chi’ in the peacefulness of Assisi Heights. The form is composed of 19 easy, slow moving meditative movements and one pose; a practice done by people around the world. T’ai Chi Chih is adaptable and benefits persons with any physical condition at any age. It can be done standing or seated and requires no special equipment or dress. Other benefits include greater flexibility, better health, evident serenity and increased joy. In the beginner’s class, you will learn and practice all 19 movements and the final pose over the course of 8 weeks. Registration Required. Karaoke: 7-Dec, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday! Christmas Anonymous Store Set Up: 8-Dec, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. Christmas Anonymous needs volunteers to help us set up the store in preparation for the toy and Christmas meal give away to needy families in Olmsted County. No need to register, just show up and help out! All Is Calm: The Christmas Truce Of 1914: 8-Dec, 7:30 PM, Shattuck-St. Mary’s School, 1000 Shumway Ave., Faribault, $12-$20. ADULTS $20, STUDENTS $12. The Western Front, Christmas, 1914. Out of the violence comes a silence, then a song. A German soldier steps into No Mans Land singing Stille Nacht. Thus begins an extraordinary night of camaraderie, music, and peace. A remarkable true story, told in the words of the men who lived it. This moving work captures an astounding moment in history when Allied and German soldiers laid down their arms to celebrate the holiday together by trading carols, sharing food and drink, playing soccer and burying the

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dead. Poetry, diary entries, official war documents and letters home are woven together with iconic World War I songs, patriotic tunes and European Christmas carols to create a truly unique and profound theatrical event. All is Calma theatrical concertfeeds our need for heroes, gives space to our dreams for human nobility, allows us to approach the enigma of Christmas and puzzle over the miracle that has stopped enemies from killing each other for one day. Minneapolis Star Tribune. Northfield’s 18th Annual Winter Walk: 8-Dec, 5:00 PM, Northfield, MN, , Northfield, Free. In the heart of the holiday season, an event takes place that draws crowds from near and far. Steaming cups of hot cocoa, the sounds of hooves clippity-clapping along the streets, and candles flickering in the breeze, creates a magically and cant miss one-night festival. Winter Walk is set to take place on the evening of December 8, in downtown Northfield. Visitors can wander through our unique shops and enjoy beautifully decorated storefront window displays. There will be horse-drawn carriages ready to take you for a short ride, carolers strolling through downtown along with thousands of twinkling lights to guide your path! Old and young alike enjoy viewing the model train display located in the lower level of the Archer House River Inn & Suites or watching the performance of the NAGCracker (Nutcracker) at the Northfield Arts Guild. Santa Claus and his elves will be making an appearance as well as Frosty the Snowman and Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer! We hope you will join us, as we usher in the holiday season with this fun and festive event. Litchfield Area Male Chorus Christmas Concert: 8-Dec, 7:00 PM, Litchfield Christian Church, 312 North Marshall Avenue, Litchfield, Free-will offering. Litchfield Area Male Chorus presents ‘Sing We Now of Christmas’ annual Christmas Concert on Thursday, December 8, 2016 at 7:00 p.m. at Litchfield Christian Church. Free-will offering. Visit our Facebook page at www. facebook.com/litchfieldmalechorus. Christmas Anonymous Store Set Up: 9-Dec, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. Christmas Anonymous needs volunteers to help us set up the store in preparation for the toy and Christmas meal give away to needy families in Olmsted County. No need to register, just show up and help out! ‘The Hanging of the Green’: 9-Dec, 7:00 PM, First Lutheran Church, 301 W Clark Street, Albert Lea, Free. A celebration of the holidays. Please join First Lutheran Church for this special holiday tradition. Come and hear the choirs of FLC and the Christmas orchestra. Come and see the Festival Procession and Hanging of the Christmas Green. Joyous reception to follow the concert. Take a stroll through the Nativity Walk - more than a hundred nativity sets from all over the world set in a magical display that will take you straight to Bethlehem.

Wrapped In Glory: 9-Dec, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $10-$16. Tickets: $16.00 Adults/$10.00 Students 12 and under. Through letters and recollections, Faribault native Michael Lambert tells the stories of the women who worked in Faribault Woolen Mills during World War II, making blankets to keep their loved ones warm in the fight halfway around the world. The stories of these brave men and women will be intertwined with songs of the season and of the era. The Second City: Holidazed and Confused Revue: 9-Dec, 7:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $18-$38. The entire recent tradition of American satire can be summed up in three words: The Second City. New York Times Its naughty. Its nice. And its definitely not like any other holiday show youll see this season! The Second Citys Holidazed & Confused Revue is an irresistibly festive new show that will have you laughing all the way through the holidays. With original songs, brand new sketches and classic favorites made famous by legends like Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell, The Second City is celebrating 55 years of producing cutting-edge satirical revues that are fresh, fast and always spectacularly funny. May contain adult or mature content. Bluegrass Holiday Show: 9-Dec, 7:30 PM, Crossings, 320 East Ave, Zumbrota, $16-$19. The High 48s make music that combines the soulful sound of classic bluegrass with a modern attitude. Theyll bring that sensibility to their Bluegrass Holiday Show. Tickets available at www.crossingsatcarnegie. com, or call 507-732-7616. Christmas Anonymous Store Day Volunteer Escorts: 10-Dec, 8:00 AM, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave SW, Rochester, Free. Come help us escort the families through the Christmas Anonymous Store. There are 3 shifts where you can help us out -- 8:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. 10:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. 12:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. Use our email or phone number to contact us to volunteer for a shift. Eagle Bluff Skills School - The Chakra Connection: 10-Dec, 8:30 AM, Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center, 28097 Goodview Dr, Lanesboro, $45 . Learn and experience the energies that flow through your physical body and how to intentionally connect to this natural source of self-healing and balance in your daily life. This workshop will focus on the 7 major chakras through interactive discussions. Bring your feelings, emotions, thoughts, and spiritual connection into todays world. Youll focus on aligning energies with your positive intentions in an ancient ceremony known as Despacho. Eagle Bluff Skills School - Amish Experience: Bread Making: 10-Dec, 9:00 AM, Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center, 28097 Goodview Dr, Lanesboro, $50. Ever wondered what it would be like to live without electricity and modern appliances? This is an opportunity to visit an Amish home, to get to know an Amish family and to learn how to bake bread in a wood fired stove. After the bread is baked and the butter is made, you will get to enjoy these freshly made foods with a pot of herbal tea. Take home a loaf of fresh baked bread and get to know our local Amish community. The class meets at Eagle Bluff and travels via Eagle Bluff van to the Amish home. Note: A half hour of travel time is included at the beginning and end of class. **Note: The Amish do not allow photos to be taken or names to be published. Bear Creek Cookie Classic: 10-Dec, 9:00 AM, Bear Creek Services, 3108 Highway 52 North, Rochester, Free. At the Bear Creek Cookie Classic, for only $7 per pound, you can cross your holiday baking off your to-do list and support a good cause, too! More than 10,000 cookies and other baked treats are made with love by hundreds of local community bakers. Cash, check and credit card are all accepted! But this is more than just a bake sale... its a fun family event!!! While you sip coffee or hot chocolate and chat with others, the kids can stay entertained by coloring books and holiday music provided in our play area. Santa and Mrs. Claus will also be available for FREE PHOTOS!!! We also have a Rudolph the Red-Nose-Reindeer stop by, and a Bear Creek Services Bear! At the event we will provide: Disposable plastic gloves Plastic containers Carry-out bags. Rochester Public School Libraries Barnes and Nobles Book Fair: 10-Dec, 10:00 AM, Barnes & Noble Bookstore, Apache Mall, 1201 12th ST SW #425, Rochester, Free. A Barnes and Nobles Book Fair at the Apache Mall in Rochester, Minnesota will be held Saturday, December 10th to benefit the Rochester School libraries. Guest authors slated to appear are Abe Sauer from 11:00-12:00 and Amanda Hocking from 2:00-4:00. Come out to support your local school libraries! Eagle Bluff Skills School - Taxidermy 101: 10-Dec, 1:00 PM, Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center, 28097 Goodview Dr, Lanesboro, $45 . Preparing, stuffing and mounting skins of animals is an ancient art form. In this introduction to the craft you will learn basic techniques. After a brief introduction, you will prepare a mouse rug or stuffed mouse in an action setting you choose. All equipment and materials are provided, and you get to keep your mouse! Dont be squeamish; most participants find the process far less gruesome than they thought. 763-424-0504 Christmas In The County: 10-Dec, 3:00 PM, Mower County Historical Society, 1303 6th Ave SW, Austin, Free. Enjoy indoor and outdoor activities, including bake sale, silent auction, horse-drawn sleigh and wagon rides,

raffle, children’s activities, cookie decorating, pine cone bird feeders, a visit with Santa and Mrs. Claus, and even blow the 1004 train whistle. For more information, call 507-437-6082. Rochester Dance Company’s 14th season of ‘The Nutcracker’: 10-Dec, 3:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center Presentation Hall, 20 Civic Center Drive SE, Rochester, $18-$22. Tickets on sale NOW! All seats reserved.. The production will feature pre-professional dancers age 6-18 from Rochester and the surrounding area, plus 3 professional guest artists delighting audiences young to old now in its 14th season. Children love the naughty mice, the toy soldiers and Claras courage in their thrilling battle scene; adults appreciate the classic dance and the timeless music of Tchaikovsky. Rochester Dance Companys production of The Nutcracker features lavish, professionally designed costumes, hand-painted sets and highly detailed props, including a Christmas tree that appears to grow by magic. Standard Tickets $22.00 / $18.00 All seats reserved. Rochester Dance Company, founded in 2003, is a tax-exempt, 501(c)3, non-profit organization. More information at www.rochesterdancecompany.org. Rochester Dance Company’s 14th season of ‘The Nutcracker’: 10-Dec, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center Presentation Hall, 20 Civic Center Drive SE, Rochester, $18-$22. Tickets on sale NOW! All seats reserved.. The production will feature pre-professional dancers age 6-18 from Rochester and the surrounding area, plus 3 professional guest artists delighting audiences young to old now in its 14th season. Children love the naughty mice, the toy soldiers and Claras courage in their thrilling battle scene; adults appreciate the classic dance and the timeless music of Tchaikovsky. Rochester Dance Companys production of The Nutcracker features lavish, professionally designed costumes, hand-painted sets and highly detailed props, including a Christmas tree that appears to grow by magic. Standard Tickets $22.00 / $18.00 All seats reserved. Rochester Dance Company, founded in 2003, is a tax-exempt, 501(c)3, non-profit organization. More information at www.rochesterdancecompany.org. Wrapped In Glory: 10-Dec, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $10-$16. Tickets: $16.00 Adults/$10.00 Students 12 and under. Through letters and recollections, Faribault native Michael Lambert tells the stories of the women who worked in Faribault Woolen Mills during World War II, making blankets to keep their loved ones warm in the fight halfway around the world. The stories of these brave men and women will be intertwined with songs of the season and of the era.. . Cantus: We All Will Be Together: 10-Dec, 7:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $13-$40. exalting finesseexpressive powerspontaneous grace -- Washington Post Recognized as one of America’s finest professional male vocal ensembles, Cantus brings you a lush holiday program that explores the reasons behind traditions. With poignant and funny readings and beautiful underscoring, We All Will Be Together weaves a concert out of the familiar (White Christmas, Carols of the Bells, The Christmas Song), and the new (A Quiet Moment - Jennifer Higdon, A Country Boy in Winter - Bartholomew), leaving audiences humming all the way to Grandmas house!

WEEK of DEC 11-17: Mayowood Mansion Christmas Tours: 11-Dec, 11:30 AM, Mayowood Mansion, 3720 Mayowood Rd SW, Rochester, $17$20. Group Rates are available for $17 per person for an average group of 20 people. Historic Mayowood Mansion Christmas Tours November 5 through December 11, 2016 Tickets available at the History Center (507) 282-9447 Adults: $20 Ages 5-12: $10 Ages 4 and under: Free Reservations Required November 20: Santa Live at the History Center! Tours will begin at the History Center of Olmsted County with light refreshments and an introductory film. Reservations are required and can be made by calling the History Center at (507) 282-9447. Sorry, no refunds or exchanges. Directions to the mansion: After turning on Salem Road, travel past Autumn Ridge Church and take a quick left turn onto Mayowood Road. There will be a slight fork and you will stay left before coming upon the Mansion gate and driveway on your right hand side. The Christmas Tour Schedule is as follows: Tuesday November 8, 15, 22, 29; December 6 10:00 am, 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm Wednesday November 9, 16, 23, 30; December 7 10:00 am, 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm Thursday November 10, 17; December 1, 8 (No tours on Thanksgiving) 10:00 am, 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm Friday November 11, 18, 25; December 2, 9 10:00 am, 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm, 4:00 pm Saturday November 5, 12, 19, 26; December 3, 10 10:00 am, 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm, 4:00 pm Sunday November 6, 13, 20, 27; December 4, 11 11:30 am, 1:00 pm, 2:30 pm. Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center: 11-Dec, 1:00 PM, Eagle Bluff Environmental Learning Center, 28097 Goodview Dr, Lanesboro, $55 . Its time for you to feel beautiful! Come learn about different beauty products and how you can make more sustainable choices in your selections at the store. Then its DIY time! Youll make a set of natural, homemade beauty products to take home by following recipes that you can make again and again. Your homemade beauty products will make unique gifts for the upcoming holiday season. Austin Symphony Orchestra: Christmas Past, Present And Future: 11-Dec, 2:00 PM, Austin High School - Knowlton

Auditorium, 301 3rd St NW, Austin, Sonia at 507-433-8719 (sonial@charter.net) or Sue at 507-396-2613 (fiddlesue@yahoo.com).. The MacPhail Children’s Chorus and Mark Woeste on tuba join the Austin Symphony Orchestra in this holiday-themed concert. Season tickets available (senior and college student rates too); contact Sonia Larson at 507-433-8719 or email sonial@charter. net, or Sue Radloff at 507-396-2613 or email fiddlesue@yahoo.com, or go to www. austinmnsymphony.org. Wrapped In Glory: 11-Dec, 2:00 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $10-$16. Tickets: $16.00 Adults/$10.00 Students 12 and under. Through letters and recollections, Faribault native Michael Lambert tells the stories of the women who worked in Faribault Woolen Mills during World War II, making blankets to keep their loved ones warm in the fight halfway around the world. The stories of these brave men and women will be intertwined with songs of the season and of the era. Rochester Dance Company’s 14th Season Of ‘The Nutcracker’: 11-Dec, 2:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center Presentation Hall, 20 Civic Center Drive SE, Rochester, $18-$22. Tickets on sale NOW! All seats reserved.. The production will feature pre-professional dancers age 6-18 from Rochester and the surrounding area, plus 3 professional guest artists delighting audiences young to old now in its 14th season. Children love the naughty mice, the toy soldiers and Claras courage in their thrilling battle scene; adults appreciate the classic dance and the timeless music of Tchaikovsky. Rochester Dance Companys production of The Nutcracker features lavish, professionally designed costumes, hand-painted sets and highly detailed props, including a Christmas tree that appears to grow by magic. Standard Tickets $22.00 / $18.00 All seats reserved. Rochester Dance Company, founded in 2003, is a tax-exempt, 501(c)3, non-profit organization. More information at www.rochesterdancecompany. org. 651-388-8700 Monroe Crossing: 11-Dec, 7:00 PM, State Theater, 96 E 4th St, Zumbrota, $22-$25. The Midwests premier bluegrass and gospel quintet performs A Bluegrass Christmas with Monroe Crossing. Monroe Crossing dazzles audiences with an electrifying blend of classic bluegrass, bluegrass gospel, and heartfelt originals. Their airtight harmonies, razor sharp arrangements, and on-stage rapport make them audience favorites across the United States, Canada and Europe. Conversations: Living Well With Chronic Conditions: 12-Dec, 2:00 PM, Elder Network Northgate Shopping Center, 1130 1/2 7th Street NW, Suite 205, Rochester, Free. Support group for adults age 55 and older living with a chronic condition such as high blood pressure, chronic pain, diabetes, COPD, heart disease, arthritis, depression, anxiety, etc. God Wants You Well Bible Study: 12-Dec, 6:30 PM, Inspirational Technologies, Inc. Building, 1100 N. 4th Street, Le Sueur, Free. DVD series with Andrew Wommack, healing miracle testimonies, Bible study lessons, discussion, communion, prayer. Everyone invited. Led by Dorothy Von Lehe. Contact Dorothy at dvonlehe@mchsi.com or 507-665-6965. Hospice of North Iowa Tree of Life: 13Dec, 6:00 PM, Salem Lutheran Church, 401 South Lake Street, Lake Mills, Free. Hospice of North Iowa invites you to remember your loved ones or honor those living at our Tree of Life ceremonies. Every light on the Tree of Life celebrates and honors our loved ones and friends in a very special way. Lights on the Tree of Life in honor of family members and friends serve as a beautiful symbol of the love and memories we cherish. Names of those you wish to remember and honor will be listed at each tree lighting service you specify. Your loved one does not need to have been a hospice patient to be recognized at our Tree of Life ceremonies. Your contribution to the Tree of Life will help extend hospice care to others so they can live the last months of their lives with dignity, often in the comfort of their own homes. Please join us this year for the tree lighting service in your area. Help us remember and honor your loved ones with your special gift for the Tree of Life. UMR Connects: Mental Health Is Public Health: 13-Dec, 7:00 PM, University of MN Rochester, 4th Floor, 111 S. Broadway, Rochester, Free. NAMI will present on mental health vs. mental illness, warning signs of mental illness and community supports including community education, screening for illness, linking people to care aspects of public health in particular. Advent Adventure - Recital and Lunch: 14-Dec, 11:00 AM, First Lutheran Church, 301 W Clark Street, Albert Lea, $6 . 11:00 am -Devotion and Prayer in Bethany Hall 11:30 am - Lunch in Bethany Hall 12:30 -1:15 pm - Recital in Sanctuary 1:15 - Stroll through the Nativity Walk Recital - Tim O’Shields, Minister of Music and Worship, Organist at First Lutheran Church in Albert Lea. Nativity Walk - Stroll through the Nativity Walk and experience a magical display that will you straight to Bethlehem. There are more than a hundred beautiful crches from all over the world. Lunch reservation to church office by noon on Monday. 651-388-8700 T’ai Chi Chih Beginner’s Class: 14-Dec, 6:00 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $50 . Do you desire less stress in your daily life? Consider circulating and balancing your inner energy of ‘chi’ in the peacefulness of Assisi Heights. 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sons with any physical condition at any age. It can be done standing or seated and requires no special equipment or dress. Other benefits include greater flexibility, better health, evident serenity and increased joy. In the beginner’s class, you will learn and practice all 19 movements and the final pose over the course of 8 weeks. Registration Required. Karaoke: 14-Dec, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday! Wrapped In Glory: 16-Dec, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $10-$16. Tickets: $16.00 Adults/$10.00 Students 12 and under. Through letters and recollections, Faribault native Michael Lambert tells the stories of the women who worked in Faribault Woolen Mills during World War II, making blankets to keep their loved ones warm in the fight halfway around the world. The stories of these brave men and women will be intertwined with songs of the season and of the era. Songs of Light for the Winter Solstice: Ann Reed with Joan Griffith: 16-Dec, 7:30 PM, Crossings, 320 East Ave, Zumbrota, $16-$18. Old favorites and new songs from Reeds upcoming CD (release scheduled for fall 2017) will welcome the return of light. Reed has been performing and creating community for more than 35 years with songs that find a permanent place in the heart. Of course, some of her songs and stories might end up closer to your funny bone a little irreverence never hurt anyone. Hosanna’s Pantry: 17-Dec, 9:00 AM, Hosanna Lutheran Church, 2815 57th St NW, Rochester, Free. Hosanna’s Pantry is a satellite food shelf of Channel One food bank in Rochester. A photo ID is required. Coffee and treats are served while you wait to shop. A Christmas Tea Party: 17-Dec, 1:30 PM, Assisi Heights Spirituality Center, 1001 14th St NW, Rochester, $32 . ‘Tis that time of year to reflect on the values of the Christmas season! Stroll through the beautifully decorated parlors of Assisi Heights while pondering the message of the season in a quiet and reflective manner while hearing the songs of the season. Settle in for a Christmas Cinema sampling, before enjoying a cup of Christmas Tea with a variety of both tea sandwiches and sweet desserts! Finally relax with family or friends telling your own stories of Christmas past. Tiny Moving Parts: 17-Dec, 7:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, Free. Advance tickets are $15 and $17 at the door. Wrapped In Glory: 17-Dec, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $10-$16. Tickets: $16.00 Adults/$10.00 Students 12 and under. Through letters and recollections, Faribault native Michael Lambert tells the stories of the women who worked in Faribault Woolen Mills during World War II, making blankets to keep their loved ones warm in the fight halfway around the world. The stories of these brave men and women will be intertwined with songs of the season and of the era. The New Standards Holiday Show: 17Dec, 7:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $20-$50. richer, nuttier and undebatably more satisfying than Aunt Marthas fruitcake. With an emphasis on the nuttier.’ Minneapolis Star Tribune. The New Standards Holiday Show Celebrating its 10th anniversary season in 2016, The New Standards Holiday

Show rings in the yule with a unique twist on traditional holiday concertsone part variety show, one part homage to the season, one part irreverent, free-wheeling spectacle. The trio is joined by a supporting cast replete with vocalists, instrumentalists, dancers, and as always, a dazzling lineup of special surprise guests. You wont soon forget this show that has become a beloved annual tradition in the Twin Cities and beyond. Rochester Symphony Orchestra & Chorale: Sounds of the Season: 17-Dec, 7:30 PM, Mayo Civic Center Presentation Hall, 20 Civic Center Drive SE, Rochester, $5-$30. Adults $20-$30, 18 & Under $5. Program to include:Courtney A Musicological Journey Through the Twelve Days of Christmas Christmas Memories (a medley) Deck the Hall (Sing-Along)Handel Hallelujah Chorus (Sing-Along) Join us for our 2nd annual holiday extravaganza. There will be favorites galore, from old carols to modern expressions interspersed with dramatic vignettes staged by local thespians. To top it off, join a full community sing of Handels Hallelujah Chorus. Anthony Shore’s ‘Christmas With The King’: 17-Dec, 7:30 PM, State Theater, 96 E 4th St, Zumbrota, $28-$32. Anthony Shore and his All Star band present a festive time celebrating the season with the Christmas songs of Elvis, as well as the year-round classics and favorites. From the singers, to the horns, to the King himself, this is Shores most popular show, selling out at multiple venues.

(Shanan Custer, Michelle Cassioppi and Jim Robinson), At Christmas, celebrates the humor and tender moments that ring true to many families during this special time of the year. A charming combination of traditional Christmas songs and lovely original material, the show is performed by a terrific six-piece band featuring Mick Sterling and Peter Guertin. Good morning Bedlam: 23-Dec, 8:00 PM, Jimmy’s Pub, 406 Main St., Red Wing, Free. Good Morning Bedla is Playing a Christmas show at Jimmy’s Pub in Red Wing Minnesota on December 23rd! Good Morning Bedlam is a quartet from Minneapolis, MN. Although they are classified as a folk band, Good Morning Bedlams music is influenced by many different genres, including bluegrass, jazz, rock and Traditional Gypsy music. We are just four musicians who are deeply passionate about both music and performance. When we play a show we want the audience to be singing, dancing, laughing, and experiencing the same emotions that we sing about. We want to connect to people, and we love to do that through music. Our songs are stories, and stories bring people together. 21+ / No Cover. (612) 673-0900 Time Trader Orientation: 26-Dec, 5:30 PM, Rochester Area Family YMCA, 709 1st Avenue SW, Rochester, Free. We have group orientations the 4th Monday of the month at 5:30p.m. at Rochester Family YMCA. Time Trader is an organized exchange network through which members earn Time Credits (TC) for time spent helping other members. One hour of service earns one TC. With TC, members can buy services they want or need. For example, if you give one hour of childcare, you can receive one hour of painting, accounting, transportation assistance, or a piano lesson, and the list goes on. 651-388-8700 God Wants You Well Bible Study: 26Dec, 6:30 PM, Inspirational Technologies, Inc. Building, 1100 N. 4th Street, Le Sueur, Free. DVD series with Andrew Wommack, healing miracle testimonies, Bible study lessons, discussion, communion, prayer. Everyone invited. Led by Dorothy Von Lehe. Contact Dorothy at dvonlehe@mchsi.com or 507-665-6965. Karaoke: 28-Dec, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday! Davina And The Vagabonds: 30-Dec, 7:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $18-$30. They dare to be different. Davina zips to near impossible heights in a divine declaration of romance Downbeat Magazine An almost New Years Eve Celebration with special guest Caf Accordion Filled with New Orleans charm, Memphis soul swagger, dark theatrical moments that evoke Kurt Weill, and tender gospel passages, this rollicking quintet brings edgy nostalgia to older generations and fresh new music to younger ears. Bringing you 100 years of American music and Davinas originals, Davina and the Vagabonds is making a stir on the national music scene with their high-energy live shows, level A musicianship, sharp-dressed professionalism, and commanding stage presence. Denny and the DC Drifters 3 Star Show: 31-Dec, 7:30 PM, The Historic Paramount Theatre, 125 4th Ave NE, Austin, More information to come.. Ring in the new year with the amazing energy and musicianship of Denny and the DC Drifters. For more information, call 507-434-0934.

WEEKS of DEC 18-31: Continental Ballet Company Tchaikovskys The Nutcracker Ballet: 18-Dec, 3:00 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 west third street, Red Wing, $13-$30. Priceless gem on the Prairie. TC Luxury and Fashion Continental Ballet Company Tchaikovskys The Nutcracker Ballet A holiday season crown jewel, and now a tradition at the Sheldon! Especially designed for families, this seasoned production tells the timeless tale of Claras fantastic voyage to the Land of the Sugarplum Fairy with her magical godfather Drosselmeyer. With stunning costumes and Tchaikovskys sumptuous score, this full-scale classical ballet production is a treat for all ages. God Wants You Well Bible Study: 19Dec, 6:30 PM, Inspirational Technologies, Inc. Building, 1100 N. 4th Street, Le Sueur, Free. DVD series with Andrew Wommack, healing miracle testimonies, Bible study lessons, discussion, communion, prayer. Everyone invited. Led by Dorothy Von Lehe. Contact Dorothy at dvonlehe@mchsi.com or 507-665-6965. Caregiver Support Group: 21-Dec, 10:00 AM, Elder Network Northgate Shopping Center, 1130 1/2 7th Street NW, Suite 205, Rochester, Free. If you are caring for an older family member, friend or neighbor, heres an opportunity to meet with other caregivers to exchange helpful tips, give and receive support and learn about new resources. Karaoke: 21-Dec, 6:30 PM, American Legion Post 92, 315 First Avenue NW, Rochester, Free. From 6:30 - 10:30 PM every Wednesday! ‘At Christmas’ with Mick Sterling: 23-Dec, 7:30 PM, State Theater, 96 E 4th St, Zumbrota, $28-$32. Mick Sterlings comedic, dramatic and heartwarming show resonates with the spirit of the season. Brilliantly written and performed by three celebrated alumni of the legendary Twin Cities comedy theatre Dudley Riggs Brave New Workshop

Smokey Robinson 8 p.m., December 17 Mystic Lake Casino and Hotel, Prior Lake Smokey Robinson has flown just under the radar his entire career. I know, how can I say a man in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and heralded as the greatest male voice of Motown is underrated? Well, work with me on this. Of course we start with the obvious. Among the amazing, amazing group of soul singers signed with Motown records in their 1960’s heyday, Smokey Robinson’s work with The Miracles stands out. Listen to the passion on “Tracks of My Tears,” the power on “Shop Around,” or the combination of range and subtlety on “I Second That Emotion.” His phrasing has never been over-indulgent, but always added just the right amount of flavor and flourish. In fact gifted with a voice like his, you could make the case that he set the standard for taste and restraint. He influenced every great singer who came after him, from Michael Jackson and Prince right down to Frank Ocean and The Weeknd. John Lennon would tell anyone who listened that Smokey Robinson had as much influence on the Beatles’ music as anybody. Smokey’s voice is the gold standard. If that was all there was to his story, he would still deserve his status as a beloved legend. But there is so much more to his story. Robinson was not just a signed artist with Motown,

the record label was his idea. Having formed The Miracles in high school in Detroit, it was Robinson who recognized Berry Gordy’s acumen and talent, telling him that if Gordy were to start a record label, Robinson would sign with him. Robinson served as an in-house songwriter and producer and talent scout for Motown. It was Robinson who brought The Supremes to Gordy’s attention (he and Diana Ross had lived a few doors down from each other as kids, and Robinson likes to say he’s known Ross “since she was about eight.”) The list of hits Robinson wrote for other Motown artists includes “My Guy” for Mary Wells, “Ain’t That Peculiar” for Marvin Gaye, and “The Way You Do the Things You Do,” “Get Ready,” and the immortal “My Girl” for The Temptations. It’s not a stretch to say that Smokey Robinson has shaped popular music for fifty years. He is one of the true legends of American entertainment. He’ll be at Mystic Lake on December 17. Alongside his lengthy list of classic songs, we can probably expect to hear a number or two from his many Christmas albums. So go groove to a little holiday soul and know you’re watching a man who is truly one of the all-time greats. – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com.

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folk and roots oriented material from fellow Canadians Joni Mitchell, Neil Young and The Band with a heavy, guitar oriented, sometimes psychedelic sound. Burton Cummings passionate vocals mixed with Randy Bachman’s hook laden guitar work to create true, gutbucket garage rock. The band that arrives at Treasure Island for New Year’s Eve includes the original Guess Who rhythm section, drummer Gary Peterson and bass player Jim Kale, who also share in some of the original vocal and songwriting credits. Even if you aren’t super familiar with the band’s music, it might be somehow fitting that one of the last songs you hear in 2016 would be “Undun,” and one of the first songs of 2017 could be “Share the Land.” Either way, what a great way to spend New Year’s Eve.. – – Rich Larson is the publisher and editor of SouthernMinn Scene. You can reach him at rlarson@southernminnscene.com.

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BOOK REVIEWS The Bookworm Sez:

‘My Son Wears Heels’ has its heart in the right place, but is a little heavy on things that don’t matter

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Every Baby Boomer will recognize ‘They Left Us Everything’

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‘Feminist Fight Club’ is a good book for a specific audience

By Terri Schlichenmeyer The first day your toddler said he could dress himself was a day you’ll never forget. He tried, you have to hand it to him. When he was done, part of his outfit was out of season and the other part was out of style, the colors were painful together, and nothing matched except his bright eyes and proud grin. You figured he’d learn and, as in the new book My Son Wears Heels by Julie Tarney, so would you. Though Julie Tarney had known since he was born that her son, Harry, was a unique little guy, she was still taken aback when he asked how she knew that he was a boy. Harry was just two years old then, and Tarney thought it was a normal question for a child that age. By Terri Schlichenmeyer Your grandmother’s jewelry will be yours someday. You’ve known that since you were small, and were caught playing with them. Someday, you were told, you’d be the proud owner of a necklace, pins, rings and other pretties bequeathed. But in the new memoir They Left Us Everything by Plum Johnson, some things are simply not treasured. “Nineteen years, one month, and twenty-six days…” That was exactly how long Plum Johnson had been taking care of her elderly parents when it finally “brought me to my knees.” At 93, her Mum was forgetful and needy, and the daily trip alone was daunting: Johnson lived forty-five minutes away from the family home – too close for her, too far for Mum. Her parents purchased the 4,000-square-foot house By Terri Schlichenmeyer

But his next comment – that he was a girl “inside my head” – sent her to her parenting books. Tarney had no real frame of reference, other than a well-used copy of Dr. Spock. She was the eldest of two girls, born in Wisconsin to a mother who was controlling and distant; even if she could have asked her late mother about parenting concerns, Tarney probably wouldn’t. Instinct told her that there was nothing to worry about, though she fretted that Harry was gay; she also worried that she’d somehow ruin him if she didn’t completely support his free-spiritedness. As he grew up, Harry’s creativity grew, too; he loved to play dress-up and experiment through pretend. Wigs and shoes were his passion, but he also liked skirts – all of which Tarney successfully prevented him from wearing in public. Even so, by time he was ten years old, Harry had his own fashion sense and had gotten bullied for it. He knew he was different, but he was too young to articulate how. At fourteen, Harry came out as gay. Through the years, while Harry worked to understand more about himself, his mother went through a period of personal acceptance, too. She discovered that she could be a single mom, and survive. She learned that loving herself wasn’t a bad

her brothers claimed paintings and other small memorabilia. And there, in the house of her childhood, Johnson learned that inheritances aren’t always found in a box… You got your grandma’s jewelry. Your mother’s favorite sweater is now yours. Your dad gave you his watch. And They Left Us Everything will give you goosebumps. It’s the rare Baby Boomer, I think, who won’t see herself inside author Plum Johnson’s story. First of all, it’s the quintessential mother-daughter-strife story, complete with old criticisms that don’t make sense and new awakenings that come too late. It’s also about that parenting-our-parents thing that so many Boomers do now, and what makes that bearable is that Johnson is able to say what we’re thinking: it’s hard, irritating, funny, rewarding, and we can’t stop aching from it. This book will touch a nerve like no other, especially if you’re a Boomer with an elderly parent in need of care. Bring tissues, and bring your heart. They Left Us Everything is a jewel. They Left Us Everything by Plum Johnson c.2016, Putnam $26.00 279 pages Terri Schlichenmeyer is a book reviewer based just across the river from SoMinn in LaCrosse, WI. She can be contacted at bookwormsez@gmail.com

particular behavior friendly… or creepy? Was an overt transgression committed, or was it accidental? Are male officemates being clueless, or are they inadvertently reverting to “thousands of years of being treated as the dominant sex…”? And why do women still make less than a man for the same work? The answers to those questions won’t come easy, but being prepared for every encounter will help. Know what kind of “behavior to watch out for,” says Bennett. Fighting back against “manterruption” is possible (women are interrupted at meetings twice as much as men); so is taking control back from a “bropriator.” Know how to stop the “mansplainer” in his tracks, and the “himitator,” well, dealing with him is a breeze. Then again, your male counterparts may not be completely to blame for your work problems. Know how to avoid sabotaging yourself by not becoming “the office Mom” or the woman who can’t take a compliment. Eliminate vocal fry, fill-words, upspeak, and constant apologies. Stand up, physically and behaviorally; learn to brag correctly; know the difference between truth and myth; find the perfect hack for the “Smile!” command you hate; give your sisters some love; and ask for that raise you so deserve. The first thing you may notice when you flip

Nobody just handed you your job. No, you had to strike fast and scratch up a decent resume that packed a wallop. You knew there were other clock-punchers who wanted that job, too, and you were determined to beat them all. Turns out, though, that the work practically knocks you out every day but in the new book Feminist Fight Club by Jessica Bennett, there are ways to attack your dissatisfaction. A few years ago, Jessica Bennett and her friends all found themselves in the same place: someone’s living room, drinking seltzer and kvetching about their jobs. Each of them, it seemed, had a problem that sprang from a “gender war” so they started their “club” to work on solutions. Says Bennett, “Recognizing sexism [in the workplace] is harder than it once was.” Is a

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through Feminist Fight Club is that it’s sassy. It pulls no punches in its advice and practically demands that you stop whining about your job and do something. There were times, however, when I feared that author Jessica Bennett may have limited her audience in her righteous head-high stance: the information is good, but the delivery may turn away older women. They need the guidance just as much as do their younger counterparts, but they may not quite appreciate the bawdiness that accompanies the advice. Yes, there’s good instruction here, but some of it’s rather unprofessional. Yes, readers will laugh and learn, but they may also cringe at minor crudeness and references to men as “the enemy.” Overall, I don’t believe this book is for a general audience. A by-the-book, button-down type or a return-to-work retiree may not enjoy its cheekiness much, but a Millennial may devour its words. For the latter, Feminist Fight Club could be a hit. Feminist Fight Club: An Office Survival Manual by Jessica Bennett c.2016, Harper $24.99 / $31.00 Canada 295 pages

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in 1952 and they’d done almost nothing to it; aside from added storage areas and some bookcases, it was nearly the same as it had been at the turn of the century. To Johnson’s chagrin though, the house filled over the years with forgotten sports gear, keepsakes, Christmas-future gifts, clothes, ancient books, and five decades of family bric-a-brac. Yes, she’d tried to clean up the mess once or twice but it was a huge task, both physically and emotionally. Her late father, an intense war hero, had a “dark side” and kept every reminder of his military service. Johnson’s Mum was breezy and devil-may-care, a sometimes-vindictive person who “didn’t give a [darn]” but who cared enough to voice criticism of Johnson’s life. How did it happen that two people who were so different would fall in love and stay together for the rest of their days? There were so many questions – even more, after Johnson’s Mum died. The answers, Johnson hoped, might lie somewhere in the 23-room mess, the cleanup for which there was the gift of time. Johnson, the only sibling with few obligations, moved back to her childhood home and started sorting. Tucked away amidst junk were old love letters and ancient magazines, expired food, “pocket litter,” and receipts from 1953. Clothes jammed the closets;

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thing – and that she could never “screw up” her son by loving him. At its very basic, My Son Wears Heels is a good book. It showcases how one mother encouraged her son to openly explore who he was, and how his journey allowed understanding within hers. And if that was all there was in this book, you’d probably be very happy; instead, there’s a lot of plumping-up in this tale. Author Julie Tarney drops product names like she’s in a grocery store, sometimes right down to the ad tagline; that’s often followed by minute details that seem inconsequential, as though they’re merely filling conversational silence. Add recreated dialogue, quoted from more than 20 years ago and, well, continuing can be a challenge. Again, great premise, good story, too much fluff, and if that bugs you, too, then take a pass. Unless you can overlook its padding, My Son Wears Heels is no shoe-in. My Son Wears Heels by Julie Tarney c.2016, University of Wisconsin Press $24.95 /higher in Canada 213 pages

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The Bookworm Sez:

‘The Essential RuPaul’ is as fabulous as you would expect it to be, if a little quirky

By Terri Schlichenmeyer The Queen has spoken. Everyone listens because, well, how can they not? Her bearing, her stature, her very demeanor demand attention from all her subjects and in the new book The Essential RuPaul by John Davis, illustrations by Libby Vanderploeg, these queens have a lot to say. When RuPaul Andre Charles was a little boy, his mother told him that he would be a star someday, and she’d given him an unusual name, just so he’d stand out. That’s what he did, starting in his teens when he dropped out of the North Atlanta School of Performing Arts and began to “find his calling.” On his way, he was a member of a punk rock band, he performed as a go-go dancer, hosted a talk-show, and “hosted numerous local events” in Atlanta. Later, he moved to New York and acted in films. By 1989, after a few pauses in his fabulosity, he became “RuPaul

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the glamazon” and went on to even bigger fame in fashion, modeling, music, TV, and cosmetics. Following the 9/11 attacks, RuPaul briefly and “quietly” stepped back from show biz to “take a break,” but he couldn’t stay away long: in 2009, he launched RuPaul’s Drag Race, a television show that featured snarky judges and competitors in performance, sewing, comedy, and (of course) drag. In this book, we meet some of them… There’s Santino Rice, a Drag Race judge whose comments cut like a razor blade. Adore Delano, whose last-minute debut came on YouTube after her creator, Danny Noriega, appeared on American Idol. Alaska, a “Tacky Blonde Bombshell” who hailed from the state she was named after. There’s Cameroon native BeBe Zahara Benet, who arrived following a modeling gig from “an unexpected no-show of a female model.” Drag housewife BedDeLaCreme has created her own cosmetics line, featuring cruelty-free products. Following her taping of Drag Race in 2010, Carmen Carrera is now a trans TV star. Cher impersonator Chad Michaels has been fortunate to perform with Cher herself. Manila Luzon’s first appearance was as Cruella de Vil, and performer Nina Flowers enjoys her own “day” in the Denver LGBT community. The Essential RuPaul is one really quirky book.

Despite that its subtitle promises “Herstory” and more, there’s really very little here about RuPaul; four pages, to be exact, and one of those is almost totally just an illustration by artist Libby Vanderploeg. The rest of this book, alas, only has tentative relevance to RuPaul, through the drag queens that appeared on her show. And that’s fine – if that narrow subject is what you want. Author John Davis does a good job in bringing together a bedazzle of performers in this book, but the list is frustrating in its incompleteness and the minichapters with mini-biographies are woefully short and quite repetitious. That, plus the misleading title may frustrate some readers but yet, fans of RuPaul’s Drag Race probably won’t care. They’ll enjoy this book no matter what. If that’s you, then you’ll be happy when you find The Essential RuPaul. And long live the queens. The Essential RuPaul: Herstory, Philosophy & Her Fiercest Queens by John Davis, Illustrated by Libby Vanderploeg c.2016, Smith Street Books $14.95 / $19.95 Canada 95 pages Terri Schlichenmeyer is a book reviewer based just across the river from SoMinn in LaCrosse, WI. She can be contacted at bookwormsez@gmail.com

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CD REVIEWS By Sarah Osterbauer editor@southernminnscene.com

Communist Daughter’s ‘The Cracks That Built the Wall’ is back-to-basics, introspective, and classic

t’s been four years since we’ve heard new music from Communist Daughter, a band that seemed to come by success rather easily. They landed a track on ABC’s hit show Grey’s Anatomy, played SXSW and have toured the country. This album has been a long time coming for the group, who have been performing these tunes on the road over the past year or so. When we last spoke with drummer Steve Yasgar (May 2015), they were shopping labels, but ultimately decided to release the album themselves with the help of a Kickstarter. Listening to the album now, all I can say is, “take my money.” Lead singer Johnny Solomon has spoken at length about his past addiction and subsequent recovery and that story is evident in these songs. Themes of moving on, giving up and letting go are prevalent. The Communist Daughter sound blends throwback elements of the 60’s and 70’s era rock with gorgeous harmonies primarily created by Johnny and his wife Molly. Molly’s voice has a great retro quality that compliments Johnny’s vulnerable tenor. Together they recall a vibe from any great 70’s duo, their music holding you in a familiar hug. At times the band joins in on the vocals resulting in full, lush builds and flourishes. It is rock music that paints watercolors of sound. The album opens with “Hold Back”. This one has a distinct 90’s rock feel, with the steady drums and punctuated guitar. The next track, “Strange” follows suit a bit, adding a Western style flare on the guitars, moving at a similar pace. “Beach Stalker” brings in that 60’s era drum beat, with a modern island feel to the melody. There’s a fresh sea spray sound to the vocals that open up around the 2:40 mark.

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Bastille’s ‘Wild World’ is an inventive exploration of disillusionment and it’s really good

pparently once the Eighties ended, all the old gear; the Synclaviers, The Prophet-5’s Synthesizers and Linn Drums, wound up in secondhand shops in the U.K. where it was picked up by the future members of bands like The 1975, Clean Bandit, and Bastille to form the basis of their sound. Bastille burst fully-formed out of nowhere in late 2013 with the surprise hit “Pompeii,” which led off their gripping debut album “Bad Blood.” The brainchild of London singer/songwriter Dan Smith, Bastille began as a solo project and largely exists as a band in name alone, similar to acts like Nine Inch Nails or Smashing Pumpkins. To best understand the perspective of the album, it’s helpful to know some background about Smith, the person. Originally Smith hid his music from friends and family, until his secret was discovered by a friend, who went on to enter him in a local competition. From there, his work began to gain attention until he needed to build a band to help flesh out the performance. In his lyrics, Smith expresses the discomfort of an introvert who has been pushed out into the spotlight. Where some artists like Kanye West crave the limelight, Dan Smith seems the reluctant star. Following the unexpected success of the first record, Wild World reflects disillusionment and confusion throughout its 19 songs. This may be the album most reflective of 2016. In a year that began with a fire in a Dubai skyscraper and moved on to encompass floods, nightclub shootings, terrorism, the exit of the U.K. from the European Union, the Zika Virus and now one of the messiest elections in U.S. history, “Wild World” is not just of the moment, but a necessary accompaniment to it. Opener “Good Grief” utilizes samples from the movie “Weird Science” in an effort to loosen up the song’s protagonist as he attempts to calm himself by using the age-old relaxation technique “Shut my eyes and count to ten” in order to better cope with situations forming around him. The song addresses both Dan Smith’s apprehension of his success and the concerns he

“The Dealer” is the one fully fleshed out rock jam of the album and it is a doozy. Guitars charge straight ahead, stopping for no one. It happens also toward the end of “Roll A Stone” where all the instruments let loose, filling any open space left with sound. It’s organized chaos, full bodied and bold yet gentle. They close out the album on a slower note, taking the pace and volume down considerably. The beautifully subdued “Balboa Bridge” begins with guitar and vocal only, Johnny sounding as though he’s trying to keep his voice down, not to be heard by neighbors. “All Lit Up” is one of my favorite tracks. Here, Molly takes lead. It’s refreshing to hear her brought to the forefront sighing over the feeling of intoxicating oneself as though you were seventeen again. The dueling guitars at the end against the constant hum of the keys make for a gentle build that collapses as you would after a night of partying. The entrance to “The Killing Time” bleeds out of “All Lit Up” where the tempo slows and the mood is calmed. Both “Killing” and “Sunday Morning Again” are campfire type lullabies. Mellow guitars swell and whir on “Killing” while a violin lulls us into dreamland on “Sunday”. All of these tracks are full of lovely aching harmonies, beautifully executed. The voices weave in and out of the brooding whir of the guitars and subtle hint of keys. Drums give the songs their flavor. Overall, these songs remind us what rock and roll sounds like when it’s not dressed up in synths and electronic tools. Communist Daughter is bringing us back to basics, reminding us that great music can exist without added cream or sugar. Sarah Osterbauer is the SouthernMinn Scene music columnist and critic. She loves to meet the people who make the city’s heart beat (and sometimes break). Follow her on twitter @SarahOwrites.

is intending to reflect on for the rest of the album. Think about it as a deep breath taken before diving into the story. “Fake It” is easily the most “Top 40” friendly song on the album. This song is of a relationship where an unnamed something has clearly gone wrong. It speaks of mis-trust and while the protagonist of the song wants to move ahead as a couple, it will only be possible if they are both able to wipe away past mistakes, even if it means they must “fake it ‘til they make it.” It is an uncomfortable set of lyrics that become even more unsettling when complemented by the anxious hook-laden melodies and countermelodies that the band builds into the music. Smith uses tremendous intelligence and sophistication in his composition to convey the songs meaning both in the words he uses and the feeling the sound creates. “The Currents” focuses directly on today’s world. Smith addresses an individual whose words and beliefs set the world as “living in the currents you create.” The imagery of drowning is claustrophobic and bleak due to the hostile environment of the antagonist ugly rhetoric. While it is unclear who the intended leader is (the architects of Brexit? Donald Trump?), what is clear is that this would-be leader is bad news. The song’s request of “Won’t you stop firing up the crazies?” directly targets the most unorthodox election cycles seen on either side of the Atlantic. As a whole, Wild World is carefully constructed with twisting vocal and instrumental hooks buried throughout the recording. Smith starts with interesting melodies and joins them with well thought lyrics. He then begins to build upon this adroit song structure, adding in clever harmonies and skillful beats to form an impressive orchestra of sound that all skillfully serve the musical and lyrical ideas. This depth rewards repeated listeners of the album with new discoveries upon each return. Like their fellow countrymen, Bastille may employ some Eighties-sounding keyboards into part of their sound, but this richly thought-through piece of work lives in the now and deserves to be viewed as one of this year’s best. Dive in! Daniel G. Moir has forgotten more about music than all the rest of us know combined. Reach him at editor@southernminnscene.com

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inneapolis born singer/songwriter Paul Michell’s debut album Break The Fall suffers from an uneven and generic sensibility mired in sonic ornamentation instead of more focused and consistent song-craft. The album opens promisingly with the pulsating “Fire.” A jumpy, frenetic beat emerges out of syncopated strings and sound effects. The melody shows early promise but doesn’t fully develop into a truly engaging hook. In short, it starts strong but fails to go anywhere. What takes the song from merely disappoint to outright unlistenable is an incredibly awkward key change coming out of the bridge at the 2:12 mark. Instead of igniting the track, it has the effect crashing into a wall. Making a record is largely about creative choices and problem solving. A significant amount of the blame for this disaster must be leveled on coproducer Owen Sartori. It is the job of the producer to clarify, and steer the artist away from decisions that may harm the creation. With a music career encompassing nearly 30 years, Sartori should’ve known better. The real problem with this album is that the material, with a couple of exceptions, is really quite run-of-the mill. Many of the songs employ lyrical clichés (“barely holding on”, “you got me pacing back and forth”, “you threw it all away” “We’re counting grains of sand/We’re watching time slip through our hands” etc.) and simple repetition to power them. Effects used on Michell’s vocals blandly paste his voice into the mix, stripping away any distinctive sound that might be there. You can tell a really good song by removing all the superfluous elements.

If you can perform it on an acoustic piano or guitar and still convey the message and engage the ear, you have something. Excess ornamentation and sound effects are kind of like having a lemon of a used car and giving it a really fantastic paint job. Sure, it looks spectacular, but when you hop in, it just doesn’t take you very far and sputters on the side of the road. This is not to say that Paul Michell isn’t a decent songwriter. “Battle Lines” from his “We Keep On Dreaming” E.P. is evidence of pure pop craftsmanship. On this record, “Read My Mind” is the standout. The melody is engaging with a fun, funky bassline that anchors the song well. The background vocals serve the song instead of covering up or obscuring the root of the material. It is songs like this that indicates his promise as a songwriter. Coming close to the album’s ending, “Always Be This Way” is a bold and interesting song. A moody track brimming with confidence and a more aggressive sounding rhythm, it sonically recalls bits of Nine Inch Nails “Closer” but with a gentler vocal approach. It is a refreshing surprise. It also serves to give hope that he will choose to break out and take riskier musical chances with his next releases. As a singer/songwriter Michell has worked largely in the format of the 4-6 song E.P. In this regard, there is a really good 4 song E.P. to be found here. The album format is something completely different and requires consistency of thought and intention. Done well, it is a big and bold personal statement. Done poorly, it is 1 to 2 “good songs” and a lot of filler. For the time being, it might be better for Michell to keep the focus on smaller, more directed works. Daniel G. Moir has forgotten more about music than all the rest of us know combined. Reach him at editor@southernminnscene.com

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lot of things have happened in the past 108 years. Between the last time the Cubs won the world series til now we’ve elected nineteen presidents, radio and TV were invented, fourteen teams have been added to MLB, Harry Caray was born then died, the NBA, NHL, and and NFL were all formed, with every Chicago team winning a championship title, except the Cubs. A man landed on the freakin’ moon, Haley’s Comet has passed the Earth... twice, 40 winter and summer Olympics have been held, The US fought in World War I, World War II, Korean War, Vietnam War, Persian Gulf War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, this guy named Jackie Robinson reintegrated major league baseball, the population of Las Vegas was a staggering 30 (yes, 3-0, with one 0 at the end), and at Wrigley Field flag poles were erected on the roof to hold all of the teams future World Series pennants, which have since rusted and been taken down. 108 years, wow. I bet it feels damn good Chicago. I’m just a simple girl from Minnesota, and as I sat watching game 7 go into extra innings I became so filled with hope and fear at the same time, I’m a Twins fan so I’m not a stranger to having ones hopes completely

crushed, one swing of the bat can change every ones lives. Some people say baseball isn’t important, but to a handful of people it’s a religion. It holds so many memories, good and bad. It’s not just about the sport, I’ve said this multiple times during my time here writing for Southern MN Scene. This sport is a shining beacon of light in a dark and dreary time. America is currently a kettle, and its on a stove with the heat cranked up all the way, and we’re boiling over the top. And on that day, when the Cubs won game 7, if only for a moment, we reflected, rejoiced, and embraced. We thought about our loved ones who have long passed, thinking about how they would’ve reacted. 108 years of hope and heartache, suddenly gone. The Cubs, those ‘loveable losers’ are one the 70 teams that have faced a 3-1 series deficit in Major League history, and only 10 of them have come back to win an ALCS, an NLCS or a World Series Championship. The cards were stacked against them, like usual.

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You’d think all of the wind was out of their sails, but they overcame and it was one of the most beautiful and magical things that I have ever seen. It wasn’t just the win that gave me the ‘feels’, it was the stories that followed. For example: A man of 68 named Wayne Williams drove more than 650 miles to his fathers grave site to listen to game 7 of the World Series. When his father was alive they made a pact that they’d listen to the games together the next time the Cubs made it to the World Series. His father died in 1980, but a pact is a pact, and family is family. This story is one of the reasons why I love baseball. It’s not just a part of sports history, it’s a part of your history. So thank you, Chicago Cubs for showing me how to have hope again, because damn has it ever been hard now-a-days.

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After around two months of looking at countless homes in the area, we settled on a foreclosure. We could afford it, and it wasn’t in horrible shape. After a rather arduous process of closing on it, we moved in a few days before Thanksgiving, only to unpack the necessities before we left to go visit my family in Illinois for the holiday. Work on the house only really started in early December. We spent the entire month putting our things away, scraping ugly wallpaper, and painting, chipping away at a little bit more every night—that was the only time we had to dedicate to anything relating to the house. After we both finished up with work for the day, we would make a frozen pizza, or have some other half-assed dinner, and then we’d open the windows, letting in the cool December air, and start rolling another coat of paint onto the walls. We waited to set up the furniture and electronics in the living room until after we painted, so the stereo was disconnected and stacked up in a pile. We realized we could either work in complete silence every night, or listen to the radio on my wife’s old CD boombox. For some reason—perhaps the holiday spirit moved us to do so—but we tuned it to KOOL 108, which during the month of December, becomes “Christmas KOOL 108,” and plays holiday songs only. And maybe it was from huffing so many paint fumes, but we eventually started to over-analyze the lyrics to Christmas songs—just what was the “new, old fashioned way,” why were the children of Africa so poor that they didn’t even know it was Christmas, and why was “Christmas Shoes” the audio equivalent of an actual garbage fire? Christmas meant splitting our time between both of our families, which was something we had been doing in an effort to please everyone, save for ourselves. In the past we had spent Christmas Eve in Minneapolis with my wife’s family, then gotten up at, like, 4 a.m. to begin driving to see my family in Illinois on Christmas Day. This year, however, my family opted to come to us so they could see our new home. Buying a foreclosed home meant either buying an array of new appliances, or being okay with what had been left at the time the home was vacated— almost everything had to be replaced, save for the oven, which worked for the most part until we realized the cooktop wasn’t level, and that whatever was in the pan slid to one side while you were attempting to heat it up. Maybe a day or two before we were set to leave to spend the days before Christmas with my in-laws, we had a new oven delivered and installed—but did not have a chance to use it, or learn anything about it. We just needed it to cook the w ne d your bran food for Christmas day, and en. Especially eheat your ov pr we planned to be back on ld ou sh you really Christmas Eve—however, as to save time, ed ne e th Despite has happened a few times since this instance, we were oven. without closets. snowed in in Minneapolis. You make offers on houses you are marginally If I can recall correctly, it, like, wouldn’t stop satisfied with. Those offers get rejected. You get snowing, so leaving when we anticipated was out discouraged and try again with something else. of the question. And I seem to remember it was still he ink wasn’t even dry on our marriage license when my wife stated that she wanted to buy a house. Like, we weren’t even back home yet—to the duplex we were renting at the time. I was merging onto the freeway the day after our wedding when she announced this, and my guess is that I probably almost crashed the car. At first, I was not on board—we had just completed one big “adulthood” thing, so could we maybe take a break before doing something else? Also, at this time, seven years ago, I had just started a new job, like, two months prior and was not really making any money to speak of at it yet, so the idea of taking on such a financial burden was not incredibly appealing. But, we started looking at houses anyway. The duplex we were living in was near downtown Northfield in an older neighborhood—it had hardwood floors, and was charming; we basically wanted something similar, in a similar location—just something we owned, and weren’t renting. But then you start making concessions. You realize owning a quaint, charming, older home with hardwood floors near downtown is actually out of your meager price range. So you extend your boundaries. You realize finding something with hardwood floors at all is probably not going to happen, so you become okay with carpeting and you tell yourselves you’ll replacing the flooring at some point, but you never will. You meet your realtor night after night and look at house after house. You find something wrong with every house you look at: one has a bathroom in its basement that looks like the set of a Saw movie; one has a doorway that is so low, you have to duck down to enter through it. One house has a bedroom

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snowing on Christmas morning, but we had no choice but to brave the elements on Highway 35 and get back to Northfield. As we glided down the street to our new home, the harsh reality of being away during a multi-day snowstorm began to set in. We couldn’t see our driveway at all, and none of our neighbors in the immediate vicinity had been kind enough to think, “Oh, I’ll help out that nice young couple that just moved in by snow blowing their driveway.” We trudged through knee-deep snow with our luggage to make it to the garage door and get back into the house. We had a lot to do before my family arrived—food to prep, showers to take, Christmas cards that still needed to be filled out—but before any of that could happen, we started shoveling. I don’t quite recall how long my wife and I were both standing in our driveway, attempting to clear a path wide enough for our car to make it back into the garage, but it took awhile. It was the kind of frantic, overwhelming snow shoveling where, at a certain point, you are just uncertain of where to put it all. As we were making our way down the driveway, we noticed two joggers—a man and a woman—strutting by as we toiled. As they got close enough, rather than extending a “hello” or a “Happy Holidays” to us, they looked us over once and the man simply stated, “Good luck with that,” and they continued trotting through the snow. “Come a little closer so I can hit you with this snow shovel,” I wanted to say. “Fuck you, yuppie, and fuck your morning jog,” I wanted to yell. Instead, neither my wife, nor I, said anything. I sunk my shovel back into the deep, wet snow. There reached a point during this whole ordeal that we realized we hadn’t eaten anything yet all day—so I decided to place a frozen pizza in our new oven. No time for pre-heating, no time for reading the instruction manual. And neglecting to do both of those things proved to be a poor decision, as within minutes, our house smelled like burning pizza, and the pizza itself was on the verge of being engulfed in flames. I managed to rescue it, and still smoking and black, I carried it outside and heaved it into our trash can, where it proceeded to melt part of the plastic, and adhere itself to the bottom of the bin. My wife was still in he shower by the time my family arrived. I never had the chance to take one that day, and their car rolled into the narrow path we created in the driveway as I was frantically scribbling some holiday greetings into their cards. Somehow, we survived. The house eventually smelled less like burning pizza and we were able to use the oven successful to make food for my family. Pleasantries were made, gifts were exchanged, and another year of splitting the holiday concluded. A handful of holidays have come and gone since this one, but none of them have stuck with us the way this one has. The first Christmas you spend together as a married couple in your new home is suppose to be memorable—but for happier, or at least more cheerful reasons—not because you find yourselves, both literally and figuratively, knee-deep in a horrible comedy of errors.

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