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UMSU OFFICE BEARER REPORTS PRESIDENT rachel withers

email: President@union. unimelb.edu.au instagram: @umsu_president

hy hello! I hope youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been enjoying your first few 944M>+(?+54V4>:4*+F+f+:<4*4U>+744/+-+@(:+<-LL4/./3+ -/0+<(L4?)@@1+1()UT4+744/+-7@4+:(+>(-M+.:+-@@+)L^+ B44M+F+9->+S+B44MR+-+944M+@(/3+6-VL-.3/+I+*-/+-.V40+ -:+6$''/.6%F0;$%*')B$.'*%/.I0#I$B%/.%*')B$.'%#/H$%2".B% specifically UMSU life) at unimelba+K(L4?)@@1+1()+>-9+ -/0+6<-::40+:(+>(V4+(?+:<4+@(T4@1+I+zZ+SP5S+T(@)/:44*>+ around campus (and grabbed yourself some fairy floss), 7):+.?+/(:R+0(+/(:+04>L-.*^+B4U@@+74+():+-/0+-7():+-3-./+-:+ *-/0(V+L(./:>+?(*+:<4+*4>:+(?+:<4+>4V4>:4*R+-/0+1()+6-/+ -@9-1>+L.6M+)L+-+10J%30%K$'%L.I0#I$B%6)/B$+?*(V+-/+SP5S+ stand around campus. I wish I could bake a cake filled 9.:<+*-./7(9>+-/0+>V.@4>+-/0+4T4*1(/4+9()@0+4-:+-/0+34:+

general secretary hana dalton

email: secretary@union. unimelb.edu.au

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EDUCATION (academic) nellie montague & shanley price

email: educationacademic @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /umsueducation

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conor serong

email: Educationpublic @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /umsueducation

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welfare james bashford

email: welfare @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /UMSUwelfare

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Wom*nís allison ballantyne & lucy curtis email: womyns @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /umsuwomyns

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Activities Hayden michaelides & James Baker email: Activities@union. unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /umsuactivities

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andrea gavran & lloyd rouse email: Queer@union. unimelb.edu.au

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enviro daniel sullivan & lauren englefield email: environment@ union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook. com/umsuenviro

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campus /

Clubs & Societies claire pollock & stephen smith

email: clubs @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /UMSUClubs

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tyson hollowayâ&#x2030; cla rke

email: Indigenous@union. unimelb.edu.au phone: 0488506881

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disabilities sasha cheryllyn chong & susannah gordon

email: disabilities @union.unimelb.edu.au facebook: www.facebook.com /umsu.disabilities

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2015 student union elections polling 7≠ 11 september 2015 Polling times and locations

Union House (The Lounge) Baillieu Library Foyer Southern Precinct ñ FBE Building VCA Southbank Campus (Cafeteria)

MONDAY 7

TUESDAY 8

WEDNESDAY 9

THURSDAY 10

Friday 11

10.00am ñ 5.00pm

10.00am ñ 6.30pm

10.00am ñ 5.00pm

10.30am ñ 4.30pm 10.00am ñ 6.15pm

10.30am ñ 4.30pm

11.00am ñ 3.30pm

12.00pm ñ 5.30pm

11.00am ñ 3.30pm

11.00am ñ 3.00pm

11.00am ñ 2.00pm

12.00pm ñ 3.00pm

Burnley Campus (Student Lounge)

A note from the editors:

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general secretary

James Bashford (stand up!)

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights)

>:.@@+9-/:>+:(+04*43)@-:4+)/.T4*>.:1+?44>R+ 04L*.T./3+L((*+>:)04/:>+(?+:<4+*.3<:+:(+ -/+40)6-:.(/a+O)*+>:)04/:+)/.(/+/440>+ :(+74+7*-T4+4/()3<+:(+>:-/0+)L+-3-./>:+ A(T4*/V4/:+L(@.61+.?+94U*4+3(./3+:(+>:(L+:<.>+ ?*(V+<-LL4/./3a ;<.>+.>+9<1+94+/440+-6:.T.>:>+@.M4+24?:+ Q(6)>+*)//./3+:<4+>:)04/:+)/.(/a P1+L@-:?(*V+.>+?(*+?)@@+40)6-:.(/+*.3<:>+ ?(*+-@@+>:)04/:>R+?(*+-/+-664>>.7@4+-/0+ 4e).:-7@4+40)6-:.(/+>1>:4VR+-+6(VV)/-@+ -/0+/(:+-+6(*L(*-:.>40+)/.T4*>.:1a+I+-@>(+ >:-/0+4>L46.-@@1+?(*+:<4+*.3<:>+(?+G*-7+ -/0+P)>@.V+>:)04/:>+-/0+?(*+-+>:)04/:+ ->>(6.-:.(/+:<-:+>:-/0>+./+>)LL(*:+(?+-@@+:<4+ (LL*4>>40R+(?+*4?)344>R+-/0+(?+I/0.34/()>+ >:)04/:>a

hersha kadkol (left focus)

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farrago 2015 / edition six / 21

/ umsu student election guide ?-640a+IUV+6(VV.::40+:(+34::./3+.:+0(/4a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

Michael Sabljak (liberal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Andrew OíS hea (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights)

B4+9.@@+6(/:./)4+:<4+9(*M+(?+L->:+ officers by advocating for lecture recordings, *46(3/.:.(/+(?+V./(*>+-/0+:):(*+:*-././3a+ We have also identified some other causes .VL(*:-/:+:(+>:)04/:>R+./6@)0./3+:<4+ )L3*-0./3+(?+I;+>1>:4V>R+6(/64*/>+9.:<+ >:)04/:+64/:*4>R+>:)01+L@-//./3+*4>:*.6:.(/>R+ ?-.*/4>>+./+4i-V./-:.(/+>4::./3+-/0+>6-@./3+ -/0+?-.*+:.V4:-7@./3+-**-/34V4/:>a+ B4+<(L4+:(+7).@0+-+6(/>:*)6:.T4+ *4@-:.(/><.L+9.:<+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1a+B4+<-T4+:<4+ 74>:+6<-/64+(?+L)*>)./3+6<-/34+9<4/+()*+ 9(*M./3+*4@-:.(/><.L+.>+L(>.:.T4a B4+9-/:+:(+0(+:<.>+9(*M+746-)>4+94+ 74@.4T4+.:U>+3((0+9(*Ma+B4U*4+L->>.(/-:4+ -7():+()*+?4@@(9+>:)04/:>+-/0+9.@@+-0T(6-:4+ :.*4@4>>@1+?(*+:<4Va+B4+:<./M+:<-:R+9.:<+:<4+ *.3<:+-LL*(-6<R+94+6-/+L*(3*4>>+:(9-*0>+ ()*+)@:.V-:4+3(-@R+:<-:+(?+4/>)*./3+:<-:+ -@@+>:)04/:>+<-T4+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+34:+-+ 9(*@0\6@->>+40)6-:.(/+-/0+:(+4/c(1+-+T.7*-/:+ )/.T4*>.:1+4iL4*.4/64+9<.@4+:<41+0(+>(a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

Michael Sabljak (liberal)

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Education (Academic Affairs) officer

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Brendan Tam & Aleandra Murrell (create)

Education (public Affairs) officer

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Tom Crowley & paul Sakkal (Stand Up!)

4U*4+;(V+-/0+J-)@R+-/0+94U*4+*)//./3+ ?(*+:<4+]0)6-:.(/+WG6-04V.6+G??-.*>X+ Office. We believe the student body is best >4*T40+71+6(/>:*)6:.T4+-/0+6(/>)@:-:.T4+ *4L*4>4/:-:.T4>a P(:.T-:40+71+:<.>R+94U@@+0(+V(*4+:(+ *4-6<+():+:(+>:)04/:>a+;<()3<+-:+L*4>4/:+ :<(>4+9<(+>44M+():+:<4.*+*4L*4>4/:-:.T4>+ find them approachable, many students *4V-./+)/-9-*4+(?+:<4+9(*M+0(/4+./+:<4.*+ /-V4a+=4-6<./3+-+7*(-04*+L*(L(*:.(/+(?+ :<4+>:)04/:+7(01+9.@@+4/>)*4+94U*4+?-.:<?)@+ *4L*4>4/:-:.T4>a+O/4+9-1+94+6-/+0(+:<.>+ .>+71+4/3-3./3+?-6)@:1\?(6)>40+>:)04/:+ >(6.4:.4>a+B4U@@+4>:-7@.><+*4@-:.(/><.L>+9.:<+ 3*()L>+@.M4+:<4+46(/(V.6>R+4/3./44*./3+ or music student societies so that specific 6(/64*/>+-7():+6)**.6)@)VR+:4-6<./3+(*+ (:<4*+-6-04V.6+-??-.*>+6-/+74+?-.:<?)@@1+ 6(/T4140a+;<.>+9.@@+74+-+)>4?)@+-00.:.(/+ :(+4i.>:./3+>:*)6:)*4>+@.M4+:<4+5:)04/:+ =4L*4>4/:-:.T4+_4:9(*Ma+I/+7*(-04*+:4*V>R+ 94+9.@@+V-M4+()*>4@T4>+M/(9/+:(+V(*4+ >:)04/:>a

22 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Toby Wooldridge & Stephanie Trajcevska (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Samuel Wallace & Jonny Kidane (left focus)

i! I’m Johnny, a first-year Arts student, and Sam, a first year at Ormond College. B4U*4+-@>(+-6:.T.>:>+(/+6-VL)>+-/0+<-T4+ >L4/:+:<4+14-*+6-VL-.3/./3+?(*+1()*+*.3<:>+ ->+>:)04/:>+-/0+-+<.3<4*+e)-@.:1+(?+40)6-:.(/+ (/+6-VL)>a+ B4+-*4+*)//./3+?(*+]0)6-:.(/+ (Academic) Office because education is ./6*4->./3@1+746(V./3+-+6(VV(0.:1+./+ G)>:*-@.-/+>(6.4:1a+B.:<+()*+40)6-:.(/+ V./.>:4*+C<*.>:(L<4*+J1/4+@4T4@./3+ -::-6M+-?:4*+-::-6M+-3-./>:+>:)04/:>R+-/0+

Akira Boardman & Dominic Cernaz (Stand up!)

.R+94U*4+GM.*-+-/0+8(V./.6R+94+-*4+7(:<+ >46(/0+14-*+G*:>+>:)04/:>+*)//./3+ for the Education (Public) Office. During ()*+:.V4+-:+)/.T4*>.:1R+94+<-T4+7(:<+ 744/+./T(@T40+./+.>>)4>+6(/64*/./3+1()*+ 40)6-:.(/a+B4+9-/:+:(+-6:.T4@1+4/3-34+

umsu student election guide / >:)04/:>+(/+6-VL)>+9.:<+6*4-:.T4+6-VL-.3/+ .04->R+V-M./3+:<4+]0)6-:.(/+84L-*:V4/:+ -664>>.7@4+-/0+./6@)>.T4+(?+-@@+>:)04/:>a OT4*+:<4+L->:+[$+V(/:<>+94UT4+744/+ heavily involved in the fight against the deregulation of universities, a fight that <->+>44/+>:)04/:+-6:.T.>:>+?*(V+-6*(>>+:<4+ 6()/:*1+>)664>>?)@@1+04?4-:+:<4+L*(L(>-@+ :9.64+./+:<4+54/-:4a+K(94T4*R+]0)6-:.(/+ P./.>:4*+C<*.>:(L<4*+J1/4+<->/U:+3.T4/+)La+ B(*M./3+6@(>4@1+9.:<+:<4+_-:.(/-@+S/.(/+ of Students, we will continue the fight to 4/>)*4+1()+-/0+?):)*4+>:)04/:>+-*4+/(:+ L-1./3+s[&&R&&&+?(*+043*44>a B.:<+:<4+L*(L(>40+04V(@.:.(/+(?+ S/.(/+K()>4+-/0+64/:*-@.>-:.(/+(?+>:)04/:+ 64/:*4>R+.:+.>+T.:-@+:<-:+>:)04/:>+<-T4+ 4??46:.T4+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/a+C4/:*-@.>./3+ >:)04/:+>4*T.64>+9.@@+V4-/+@4>>+?*(/:+@./4+ >:-??+:(+<4@L+>:)04/:>a+B4+)/04*>:-/0+<(9+ .VL(*:-/:+:<4>4+>4*T.64>+-*4R+-/0+9.@@+74+ -6:.T4@1+4/3-3./3+>:)04/:>+:(+4/>)*4+:<4.*+ (L./.(/>+-/0+T(.64>+-*4+<4-*0a+S/.(/+K()>4+ .>+:<4+<(V4+(?+:<4+>:)04/:+)/.(/R+-/0+ ./6@)04>+V-/1+>L-64>+:<-:+>:)04/:>+)>4+:(+ 7(:<+04\>:*4>>+-/0+>(6.-@.>4a+S/.T4*>.:1+.>+ /(:+(/@1+-7():+->>4>>V4/:>+-/0+4i-V>R+.:+ ><()@0+74+-/+4/c(1-7@4+4iL4*.4/64+->+94@@a We will continue to fight for the rights (?+>:)04/:>+(/+6-VL)>+-6*(>>+-@@+-*4->+ (?+40)6-:.(/R+.VL*(T./3+6(VV)/.6-:.(/+ 74:944/+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1+-/0+>:)04/:>R+ fighting increased fees and making sure the S/.T4*>.:1+.>+<4@0+-66()/:-7@4+./+.:>+-6:.(/>a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+A*()>4a

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights)

)/04*+:<*4-:+(?+7@(9./3+)La+GT4*-34+:):(*.-@+ >.g4>+<-T4+./6*4->40+?()*?(@0+./+:<4+@->:+ F&+14-*>a+O)*+:):(*>+<-T4+@4>>+:.V4+?(*+)>a+ P(*4+-/0+V(*4+94U*4+c)>:+6(3>+./+-+7)>./4>>+ V(04@a+G/0+:<4/+:<4*4U>+C<*.>+J1/4U>+?-64a ;<4*4U>+(/@1+(/4+:<./3+:<-:+6-/+:)*/+ :<4>4+:<./3>+7-6MR+-/0+:<-:U>+>:)04/:>+9.:<+ :<4+L->>.(/+-/0+6()*-34+:(+>:-/0+)L+-/0+ fight back. Our excellent campaign for 40)6-:.(/+.>+:<4+(/@1+*4->(/+:<./3>+<-T4/U:+ 3(::4/+0*-V-:.6-@@1+9(*>4+0)*./3+;(/1+ G77(::U>+:.V4+./+L(94*a+IUT4+>L4/:+6()/:@4>>+ <()*>+(*3-/.>./3+4T4*1+40)6-:.(/+L*(:4>:a+ '()UT4+L*(7-7@1+<4-*0+V4+./+(/4+(*+:9(+(?+ 1()*+@46:)*4>a+ O)*+40)6-:.(/+.>+-/+.>>)4+9(*:<+T(:./3+ ?(*a+P-M4+1()*+T(:4+6()/:R+L):+w[x+/4i:+:(+ 24?:+Q(6)>a+

Xinyao Joy Wu (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Daisy Eales & Nikhil Sachdev (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

>%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Audrey Whybrow (left focus)

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Sarah Xia & Yan Zhuang (Stand Up!)

Michael Sabljak (liberal)

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights)

welfare officer

>%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Anneke Díem anuele & Alec Gunn (left focus)

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farrago 2015 / edition six / 23

/ umsu student election guide

Wom*nís Officer

Kathrin Bartha & Kim Doyle (left focus)

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Rumeysa Cerrah (create)

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24 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

creative arts officer

Adriana Mells & Hien Thuc Nguyen (stand Up!)

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Joshua Lynzaat & Jeanette Tong (activate)

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activities officer

Itsi Weinstock & Megan Pollock (More Activities!)

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Frances Lewis & Lia Vassiliadis (left focus)

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queer officer

Irina Hochwald≠ Jones & Laurence Lim (left focus)

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Frances Connors & loyus ye (activate)

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environment officer

jade eckhaus (left focus)

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/ umsu student election guide 9->+:<4+_-:.(/-@+S/.(/+(?+5:)04/:>+_-:.(/-@+ Queer Officer and organised a protest of (T4*+Z&&+>:)04/:>+-3-./>:+;(/1+G77(::+9<4/+ <4+6-V4+(/+6-VL)>+@->:+14-*a+ ;<.>+14-*+IUT4+9(*M40+6@(>4@1+9.:<+ 7(:<+:<4+_-:.(/-@+-/0+5:-:4+]/T.*(/V4/:+ Officers of the National Union of Students. B4UT4+(*3-/.g40+6-VL-.3/>+-3-./>:+ G0-/.+C-*V.6<-4@U>+6(-@+V./4+./+C4/:*-@+ h)44/>@-/0+-/0+L*(:4>:>+:(+L*(:46:+ :<4+A*4-:+,-**.4*+=44?a+I+-@>(+L*(0)640+ -9-*4/4>>\*-.>./3+V-:4*.-@>+*43-*0./3+:<4+ 6(/>:*)6:.(/+(?+V./4>+(/+I/0.34/()>+@-/0+./+ B4>:4*/+G)>:*-@.-a ]/T.*(/V4/:-@+043*-0-:.(/+.>+-/+ )/?(*:)/-:4+*4-@.:1+./+G)>:*-@.-a+O)*+J*.V4+ P./.>:4*+>-1>+6(-@+.>+j3((0+?(*+<)V-/.:1U+-/0+ 9./0+:)*7./4>+-*4+j)3@1Ua+;<4+6(/>4e)4/64>+ (?+?-.@./3+:(+-00*4>>+:<.>+-*4+4/(*V()>a+ O7T.()>@1+6@.V-:4+6<-/34+.>/U:+3(./3+:(+ 74+04?4-:40+-:+P4@7()*/4+S/.R+7):+94+6-/+ L*(T.04+-+@4-0+:(+:<4+7*(-04*+6(VV)/.:1a+I+ 9-/:+:(+*)/+6-VL-.3/>+-*()/0+@(6-@+.>>)4>+ @.M4+:<4+2-:*(74+b-@@41+C(-@+P./4R+-/0+6*4-:4+ ?(*)V>+?(*+0.>6)>>./3+<(9+:<4+6)**4/:+ 6@.V-:4+6*.>.>+6-/+74+04-@:+9.:<+(/+-+V)6<+ 3*4-:4*+>6-@4a+ I?+:<.>+.>+:<4+>(*:+(?+4/T.*(/V4/:+ 04L-*:V4/:+1()+4/T.>-34R+:<4/+b(:4+w[x+24?:+ Focus for Environment Officer!

office to continue that work. ]T4/:>+?(*V+-/+.VL(*:-/:+L-*:+(?+:<4+ >:)04/:+4iL4*.4/64+-/0+94+9.@@+9(*M+:(+ 04@.T4*+-+0.T4*>4+*-/34+(?+?(*)V>R+9(*M><(L>+ -/0+-664>>+:(+4T4/:>+():>.04+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1R+ ./+(*04*+:(+3.T4+>:)04/:>+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+ <4-*+?*(V+-/0+6(//46:+9.:<+?4@@(9+>:)04/:>+ -/0+L4(L@4+9.:<+4iL4*.4/64a B4+9()@0+-@>(+@.M4+:(+6(/:./)4+:<4+ ./T-@)-7@4+L*(3*-V>+-@*4-01+./+?(*64+ /(:-7@1R+J@-1+9.:<+1()*+Q((0R+:<4+,.M4+C(\(L+ -/0+:<4+C(VV)/.:1+A-*04/a+G00.:.(/-@@1R+ 94+*46(3/.>4+:<4+.VL(*:-/64+:<4+Q(>>.@+Q*44+ P4@7()*/4+S/.T4*>.:1+C-VL-.3/+./+9(*M./3+ :(+>46)*4+0.T4>:V4/:+?*(V+?(>>.@+?)4@>a ;<4*4+.>+>(+V)6<+V(*4+:<-:+6()@0+74+ said about the office, but essentially we want :(+(L4*-:4+-/+./6@)>.T4R+6*4-:.T4+-/0+-6:.T4+ office that provides both opportunities and -0T(6-61+?(*+-@@+>:)04/:>+./+6*.:.6-@+-*4-+(?+ SP5Sa b(:4+w[x+G6:.T-:4R+?(*+:<4+G+:(+|+(?+:<4+ Environment Office!

Michael Sabljak (liberal)

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Charles Gerrand & Michael Horner (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

media officers Anisa Rogers & Zachary Power (activate)

4@@(^+B4Ä*4+G/.>-+-/0+|-6^ SP5S+4i.>:>+:(+9(*M+?(*+1()R+-/0+ 94+9-/:+:(+4/>)*4+:<-:+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+ Office does exactly that. The union has so V)6<+:(+(??4*+>:)04/:>R+?*(V+04@.T4*./3+ 4T4/:>+-/0+L*(3*-V>R+4/-7@./3+>:)04/:>+ :(+<-T4+-+V4-/./3?)@+T(.64+9.:<./+:<4+ )/.T4*>.:1+-/0+L*(T.0./3+-+L@-:?(*V+?(*+ students to get involved in the fight for a 74::4*+4/T.*(/V4/:+?(*+-@@a+SP5S+><()@0+74+ -7():+-6:.T4@1+*4L*4>4/:./3R+4/3-3./3+-/0+ 4VL(94*./3+>:)04/:>+./+-@@+-*4->R+/(:+c)>:+./+ ()*+?(*V-@+40)6-:.(/a+;<-:Ä>+9<1+94+74@.4T4+ the Environment Office can play a key role ./+-6<.4T./3+:<.>R+71+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+>:*(/34*+ 4/T.*(/V4/:-@+6(VV.:V4/:>+?*(V+:<4+ )/.T4*>.:1R+-/0+L*(T.0./3+:<4+74>:+L@-:?(*V+ 94+6-/+:(+<4@L+>:)04/:>+34:+./T(@T40a B4+@.T4+./+-+9(*@0+9<4*4+6@.V-:4+6<-/34+ .>+-/+-@-*V./3+*4-@.:1+-/0+./4e)-@.:1+.>+ ./4i6)>-7@1+L*4T-@4/:a+B4+74@.4T4+:<4*4+-*4+ V-/1+9-1>+:(+9(*M+:(9-*0>+>(@):.(/>R+-/0+ 94+9()@0+@(T4+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+)>4+:<4+

26 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

Justin Chua, Deniz Tuncer, Azri Johari Zakaria & Reza Abbassi (openmedia.com.au)

the Media Office. We’re more than capable (?+<-/0@./3+:<4+*4>L(/>.7.@.:.4>+9<.6<+ 6(V4+9.:<+V-./:-././3+-/+4/3-3./3+-/0+ *(7)>:+>:)04/:+V40.-+L*4>4/64+(/+6-VL)>a+ Independent Media believe in a Media Office :<-:+L*.(*.:.>4>+7-@-/64+-/0+0.T4*>.:1+(T4*+ :<4+@()04>:+T(.64a O)*+:4-V+6(/>.>:>+(?+8-/.4@@4R+-+ >4@?L*(6@-.V40+3*-VV-*+/4*0v+547->:.-/R+-+ film and music enthusiast; Baya, a magazine -/0+V-*M4:./3+/):v+-/0+C-@47R+-+?(*V@(T./3+ /49>+*4L(*:4*a+I/+()*+:.V4+9(*M./3+9.:<+ the Media Office, we’ve developed strong *4@-:.(/><.L>+9.:<./+:<4+V40.-+6(@@46:.T4+(/+ 6-VL)>R+-/0+-*4+L*()0+:(+74+>)LL(*:40+71+ :<4+I/04L4/04/:+P40.-+6(VV)/.:1a ,4:944/+)>R+94+<-T4+-+7*(-0+*-/34+(?+ 4iL4*.4/64a+B4UT4+9*.::4/+-/0+>)740.:40+?(*+ !"##"$%+R+V-/-340+947>.:4>R+<(>:40+*-0.(+ shows and worked on short films. We’ll use ()*+4iL4*.4/64+:(+3.T4+>:)04/:>+-+T(.64R+/(+ V-::4*+:<4+V40.)Va B4+<-T4+-+:(//4+(?+?*4><+.04->+?(*+ the office, including plans to develop our V)@:.V40.-+L@-:?(*V>+-/0+-+>:*(/34*+ *4@-:.(/><.L+9.:<+()*+?*.4/0>+-:+:<4+bCGa+ We’re committed to expanding the definition (?+>:)04/:+V40.-+:(+./6@)04+T.04(+6*4-:(*>R+ V)>.6.-/>+-/0+-*:.>:>a+B4+9.@@+<(>:+V44:)L>+ -/0+9(*M><(L>+:(+94@6(V4+/49+>:)04/:>+ ./:(+:<4+V40.-+6(@@46:.T4R+<4@L+04T4@(L+>M.@@>+ -/0+4/6()*-34+6(@@-7(*-:.(/+-/0+0.>6)>>.(/a We want to make sure the Media Office *4V-./>+-/+(L4/+-/0+6(@@-7(*-:.T4+>L-64a+ !"##"$% and The Fodder were the first opportunities we had to find our voice. We want others to find theirs. I/04L4/04/:+P40.-+<->+-+L*(T4/+ track record. We’re the most qualified, 4iL4*.4/640+-/0+6(VV.::40+:4-V+-/0+9.@@+ 9(*M+<-*0+:(+L*(T.04+4e)-@+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/+ -/0+(LL(*:)/.:.4>+?(*+>:)04/:>a For a Media Office that gives everyone a T(.64R+T(:4+w[x+I/04L4/04/:+P40.-+?(*+P40.-+ Office and Students’ Council.

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Danielle Bagnato, Sebastian Dodds, baya ou yang & Caleb triscari (independent media)

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Ryan Davey & Yasmine Luu (more activities!)

41+:<4*4^+B4U*4+'->V./4+-/0+=1-/+-/0+ 94U*4+1()*+P(*4+G6:.T.:.4>^+6-/0.0-:4>+ for Clubs & Societies Officers 2016! C@)7>+-/0+>(6.4:.4>+-*4+-+V->>.T4+L-*:+(?+ ()*+)/.T4*>.:1+@.T4>Y+'->+9->+:<4+J*4>.04/:+ (?+:<4+56.4/64+5:)04/:>U+5(6.4:1+W555XR+9<.@4+ =1-/+9->+:<4+,,h+=4LR+]T4/:>+C((*0./-:(*R+ 546*4:-*1R+-/0+:<4/+J*4>.04/:+(?+:<4+ P4@7()*/4+G*:>+5:)04/:>U+5(6.4:1+WP\G55Xa+ Q*(V+:<.>+4iL4*.4/64R+94UT4+<-0+-+?*.4/0@1+

umsu student election guide / *.T-@*1+:<-:+<->+?(>:4*40+()*+L->>.(/+?(*+-/0+ 040.6-:.(/+:(+6@)7>+-/0+6*4-:40+-/+4i64@@4/:+ 9(*M./3+*4@-:.(/><.La+ ;<.>+14-*+94+>4*T40+(/+:<4+SP5S+C@)7>+ l+5(6.4:.4>+C(VV.::44R+4@46:40+:(+:<-:+ *(@4+71+?4@@(9+6@)7+@4-04*>a+;<.>+3-T4+)>+ M/(9@4034+-/0+4iL4*.4/64+9.:<+:<4+<)34+ *-/34+(?+0.??4*4/:+6@)7>R+-/0+./>.3<:+./:(+<(9+ :<4+SP5S+Cl5+L*(64>>4>+9(*Ma+B4+<-T4+ 7(:<+:<(*()3<@1+4/c(140+:<4+4iL4*.4/64R+ ./6@)0./3+()*+*4>L(/>.7.@.:.4>+?(*+(T4*>44./3+ the process of new club affiliation, -LL*(T./3+3*-/:>+-/0+.VL@4V4/:./3+L(@.6.4>+ -/0+*43)@-:.(/>R+-@@+(?+9<.6<+<-T4+<4@L40+ >:)04/:>+34:+V(*4+():+(?+:<4.*+6@)7>a B4+9-/:+:(+6(/:./)4+:<4+3*4-:+9(*M+(?+ L*4T.()>+P(*4+G6:.T.:.4>^+C@)7>+l+5(6.4:.4>+ Officers and build upon initiatives such as: • Engaging more clubs at non-Parkville 6-VL)>4> • Building on and promoting the Safety ./+C@)7>+L*(c46: • Clubs Online! More efficient L*(64>>./3+(?+:<./3>+@.M4+3*-/:>+-/0+6-VL+ ?(*V> • More exposure for clubs through 7.334*+-/0+74::4*+C@)7>+]iL(>R+C@)7>+ C-*/.T-@>+-/0+6@)7\*4@-:40+L)7@.6-:.(/> • MORE CLUBS • MORE FUNDING - the highest grants 6-L+L(>>.7@4 • Investigation into the uses of mobile -/0+:-7@4:+-LL>+?(*+6@)7>+:(+)>4+ • More spaces for clubs and societies (/+6-VL)> • More resources for clubs and societies • More Gunter! P(*4+G6:.T.:.4>^+P(*4+?(*+1()a

Peter Chronas & Nicolas Chahin Atallah (left focus)

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0.>6)>>.(/+6@)7>+?(*+L4(L@4+9.:<+-/+./:4*4>:+ in literature, film, journalism, theatre 4:6a+-/0+:<4+0.??4*4/:+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/>+(?+ 0.>-7.@.:1+:<-:+<-T4+744/+(??4*40+71+:<4>4+ V40.)V>a+B4+-@>(+L@-/+:(+6(@@-7(*-:4+9.:<+ :<4+(:<4*+SP5S+04L-*:V4/:>+-/0+M44L+>.3<:+ (?+()*+><-*40+3*()/0R+><-*40+3(-@>+-/0+ ><-*40+6(VV)/.:1+V4V74*>a

indigenous officer studentsí council general Tyson Holloway≠ Clarke & representatives Emily Kayte James (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=&

disabilities officer

Jess Kapuscinski≠ Evans & Christian Tsoutsouvas (activate) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=&

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Liam Leyden (More activities!)

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Hayden Michaelides (More activities!)

.R+IUV+K-104/R+-+?()*:<+14-*+56.4/64+ student. As Activities Officer this year, I+<-T4+?(6)>>40+(/+6*4-:./3+7.334*+-/0+ V(*4+0.T4*>4+4T4/:>R+>(+:<-:+V(*4+>:)04/:>+ 6-/+34:+V(*4+():+(?+:<4.*+S/.(/a+I:+.>+:<.>+ V./0>4:+:<-:+I+9.@@+7*./3+:(+5:)04/:>U+ C()/6.@R+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+V(*4+:<./3>+:<-:+ benefit students; such as clubs, volunteering -/0+>)LL(*:+?(*+40)6-:.(/+-/0+94@?-*4v+ V(*4+:*-/>L-*4/61+-/0+4/3-34V4/:+9.:<+ >:)04/:>v+-/0+@4>>+(?+:<4+>:)L.0+><.:+:<-:+ 3.T4>+SP5S+-+7-0+/-V4a P(*4+G6:.T.:.4>^+P(*4+?(*+1()a

Gulsara Kaplun (More activities!)

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Daniel Dawood (create)

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Braden Moore (More activities!)

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elizabeth nicholson (activate)

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luke byrnes (activate)

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1+/-V4+.>+G/0*4-+-/0+I+9->+@->:+14-*U>+ Queer Officer. I have a lot of experience ./+@((M./3+-?:4*+0.>-0T-/:-340+>:)04/:>R+ 4>L46.-@@1+>./64+I+6(V4+?*(V+-+L((*+-*4-a+ I/+:<4+L->:+I+<-T4+-@>(+9(*M40+9.:<+:<4+ P(*4@-/0+6.:1+6()/6.@+:(+.VL*(T4+?-6.@.:.4>+ ?(*+1()/3+L4(L@4+->+94@@+->+K)V4+6.:1+6()6.@+ :(+V-./:-./+:<4+<4-@:<+(?+:<4+4/T.*(/V4/:a++ In my time as office bearer I concentrated on :<4+./6@)>.(/+(?+V-*3./-@.>40+3*()L>+9.:<./+ :<4+e)44*+6(VV)/.:1+>)6<+->+:*-/>R+->4i)-@+ -/0E(*+-*(V-/:.6+>:)04/:>+->+94@@+->+e)44*>+ (?+6(@()*+-/0+:<(>4+9<(+<-T4+0.>-7.@.:.4>a+ I+:<./M+:<-:+:<4+5:)04/:U>+6()/6.@+5<()@0+ 6(/:./)4+74./3+->+:*-/>L-*4/:+->+L(>>.7@4+ -/0+:<-:+6()/6.@(*>+(/+(66->.(/+><()@0+->M+ for more justification for some expenditures. I+-@>(+74@.4T4+:<-:+:<4+)/.(/+<->+-+0):1+:(+ :-M4+6-*4+(?+0.>-0T-/:-340+>:)04/:>+-/0+I+ intend to ensure that this duty is fullfilled.

ryan mitchell (activate)

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ella shi (independent media)

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billie egan (independent media)

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monica sestito (independent media)

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thea stephenson (independent media)

UV+;<4-+5:4L<4/>(/R+9*.:4*R+0.>:*.7):(*+ -/0+4-34*+kGQQ'+L-*:.6.L-/:+(?+Q-**-3(+ -/0+;<4 Q(004*a+I+74@.4T4+./+?*44+>L446<+ -/0+./04L4/04/64+9.:<./+:<4+V40.-a+I+ support the Media Office in their goals for -664>>.7.@.:1+-/0+-66)*-:4+/49>+*4L(*:./3a+ I/04L4/04/:+P40.-+.>+-7():+*-.>./3+ 0.??4*4/:+T(.64>R+6(/64*/>+-/0+L4*>L46:.T4>+ to ensure healthy debate and reflection on our everyday influences. I believe that V1+L->>.(/+-/0+0*.T4+9.@@+L*(T.04+-+/49+ 4@4V4/:+./+I/04L4/04/:+P40.-U>+(/3(./3+ 6(VV.:V4/:+:(+>:)04/:>a+I+-V+6(VV.::40+:(+ these goals and to the Media Office, which is 9<1+I+9.@@+74+T(:./3+w[x+I/04L4/04/:+P40.-a

rachael oír eilly (independent media)

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harvey duckett (independent media)

.^+IUV+K-*T41+8)6M4::R+-/0+IUV+-+ 9*.:4*+-/0+>)740.:(*+?(*+Q-**-3(a+P1+ ./T(@T4V4/:+9.:<+Q-**-3(+.>+0*.T4/+71+-/+ .VL->>.(/40+74@.4?+./+:<4+L)7@.6-:.(/+->+-+ 6(*/4*>:(/4+(?+>:)04/:+6(VV)/.6-:.(/+-:+ :<4+S/.T4*>.:1a+I+-V+6(/>6.()>+(?+:<4+/440+ :(+4/>)*4+:<-:+4T4*1(/4+-:+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+ <->+-664>>+:(+.VL-*:.-@R+:*-/>L-*4/:+-/0+ *4L):-7@4+./?(*V-:.(/+-7():+04T4@(LV4/:>+ (/+6-VL)>+-/0+741(/0a+IU@@+4/>)*4+Q-**-3(U>+

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Michael Sabljak (liberal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

jeremy gibson (f*ck tony abbott) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

zexin hu (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rebekah drake (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

ruiqi liu (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Millicent Austin≠ Andrews (stand up!)

.R+IUV+P.@@.4R+-/0+I+L->>.(/-:4@1+ 74@.4T4+:<-:+>:)04/:>+04>4*T4+>:*(/3+ *4L*4>4/:-:.(/+-/0+><()@0+<-T4+:<4.*+T(.64>+ <4-*0+(/+:<4+.>>)4>+:<-:+-*4+.VL(*:-/:+:(+ :<4Va+B.:<+?44+04*43)@-:.(/+-/0+?)*:<4*+ 6):>+:(+40)6-:.(/+>:.@@+(/+:<4+3(T4*/V4/:U>+ -34/0-R+.:+.>+/(9+V(*4+.VL(*:-/:+:<-/+4T4*+ :(+<-T4+-+>:*(/3+)/.(/+9<.6<+9.@@+>:-/0+)L+ ?(*+>:)04/:+./:4*4>:>a+G>+-+040.6-:40+-6:.T.>:+ committed to fighting for a fair go for >:)04/:>R+I+9()@0+74+<(/()*40+:(+*4L*4>4/:+ 1()+(/+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

tamara hunt (stand up!)

41R+IUV+;-V-*-+-/0+I+@(T4+:<.>+L@-64a+I+ @(T4+:<4+-94>(V4+L4(L@4+1()+V44:R+ :<4+6@)7>+1()+6-/+c(./R+:<4+L-*:.4>+-/0R+(?+ 6()*>4R+:<4+?*44+,,h>+f+7):+V(>:+(?+-@@R+I+ @(T4+<(9+S/.+.>+-+L@-64+?(*+4T4*1(/4a+I+9-/:+ :(+<4@L+V-M4+S/.+4T4/+V(*4+-V-g./3R+?(*+ 4T4*1+>:)04/:a+;<.>+.>+9<1+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ 5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+f+:(+<4-*+1()*+T(.64+-/0+ 5:-/0+SL^+:(+:-M4+-6:.(/+(/+:<4+.>>)4>+1()+ 6-*4+-7():+V(>:a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

reanna clark (stand up!)

i, I’m Reanna and I am in my final year (?+G*:>a+I+74@.4T4+>:*(/3@1+./+>:)04/:+ *4L*4>4/:-:.(/R+9<.6<+.>+L-*:.6)@-*@1+ .VL(*:-/:+./+@.3<:+(?+:<4+*464/:+6<-/34>+ :(+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+)/04*+:<4+,)>./4>>+ IVL*(T4V4/:+J*(3*-V+-/0+:<4+@((V./3+ L*(>L46:+(?+?44+04*43)@-:.(/a+5:)04/:+ 6(/>)@:-:.(/+.>+6*.:.6-@+-:+:<.>+c)/6:)*4R+-/0+ should reflect the diversity of students -:+:<.>+)/.T4*>.:1a+I+<-T4+744/+./T(@T40+./+ SP5S+:<*()3<+T(@)/:44*./3+L*(3*-V>R+:<4+ B(Vr/U>+04L-*:V4/:R+-/0+:<4+5=_R+-/0+I+-V+ -@>(+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+4/>)*./3+:<4+T(.64>+(?+ *)*-@+>:)04/:>+-*4+<4-*0a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

simon frankland (stand up!)

.R+IUV+5.V(/+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ 5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+746-)>4+I+9-/:+:(+ 4/>)*4+:<4+S/.(/+9(*M>+:(+V-M4+S/.+-+L@-64+ 9<4*4+4T4*1(/4+?44@>+./6@)040a+G>+:<4+L4-M+ A(T4*/./3+7(01+(?+S/.P4@7R+V4V74*>+(?+ 5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+<-T4+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+ :(+V-M4+046.>.(/>+:<-:+9.@@+4/>)*4+V(*4+ >:)04/:>+<-T4+-664>>+:(+:<4+6@)7>+-/0+ >4*T.64>+:<-:+:<41+9-/:a+5<()@0+I+74+4@46:40+ I+9()@0+V-M4+>)*4+:<-:+V1+T(:4+-@9-1>+ >)LL(*:>+L*(3*-V>+:<-:+9.@@+V-M4+SP5S+/(:+ (/@1+V(*4+./6@)>.T4R+7):+-@>(+V(*4+*4@4T-/:+ :(+:<4+@.T4>+(?+-@@+>:)04/:>a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

adam wojcik (stand up!)

4@@(^+IUV+G0-V+B(c6.MR+-/0+-+Z*0+ 14-*+S*7-/+J@-//./3+-/0+84>.3/+ >:)04/:a+G>+:<4+6)**4/:+>46*4:-*1+(?+ h)]5;R+I+:*)@1+74@.4T4+./+:<4+.VL(*:-/64+(?+ L*(V(:./3+0.T4*>.:1+-/0+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/+ (?+()*+6(VV)/.:1+./+:*-0.:.(/-@@1+ )/04**4L*4>4/:40+./0)>:*.4>+-/0+@4-04*><.L+ L(>.:.(/>a+I+>.:+(/+:<4+5:)04/:+B4@?-*4+ 6(VV.::44R+-/0+<-T4+744/+-+944M@1+ T(@)/:44*+-:+:<4+SP5S+B4@?-*4+7*4-M?->:>v+ I+*4-@@1+040.6-:4+V1>4@?+:(+@.>:4/./3+:(+9<-:+ ?4@@(9+>:)04/:>+<-T4+:(+>-1R+-/0+I+<(L4+:<-:+ I+6-/+746(V4+-+T-@)-7@4+?*.4/0+:(+:<(>4+ struggling to find a voice in our community. b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

darcy thornton (stand up!)

.R+IUV+8-*61+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ 5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+746-)>4+I+9-/:+:(+ *4L*4>4/:+1()*+./:4*4>:>a+I+74@.4T4+:<4+*(@4+(?+ SP5S+.>+:(+L*(:46:+>:)04/:>R+L@-6./3+:<4V+./+ -/+4/T.*(/V4/:+:<-:+-@@(9>+:<4V+:(+:<*.T4+ 7(:<+-6-04V.6-@@1+-/0+>(6.-@@1a+G>+-+V4V74*+ (?+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@R+I+9.@@+4/>)*4+:<-:+:<4+ )/.(/+V44:>+1()*+/440>+->+-+>:)04/:a+I+9.@@+ 9(*M+:(+L*(T.04+74::4*+-0T(6-61R+94@?-*4+ -/0+?-.*/4>>a+P(>:+.VL(*:-/:@1R+I+9.@@+V-M4+

farrago 2015 / edition six / 29

/ umsu student election guide >)*4+:<-:+:<4+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+.>+-+:*)4+ *4L*4>4/:-:.(/+(?+>:)04/:>+-:+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+ (?+P4@7()*/4a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

brittany bertram (stand up!)

.R+IUV+,*.::-/1R+-/0+IUV+-+:<.*0+14-*+ 56.4/64+>:)04/:a+IUT4+@(T40+:<4+ (LL(*:)/.:.4>+SP5S+<->+L*(T.040+:(+V4+ ./+V1+:.V4+<4*4R+?*(V+O\944M+L-*:.4>+:(+ B(V4/U>+P4/:(*./3+_4:9(*M+4T4/:>a+I+ 9-/:+:(+4/>)*4+:<4+(*3-/.>-:.(/+V-M4>+ these as diverse, accessible and beneficial :(+>:)04/:>+->+L(>>.7@4a+I+74@.4T4+./+4e)-@+ -/0+6(@@-7(*-:.T4+>:)04/:+@4-04*><.L+(/+ .>>)4>+:<-:+V-::4*+:(+>:)04/:>a+5:)04/:>U+ C()/6.@+<->+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+4/>)*4+SP5S+ .>+L*(T.0./3+9<-:+>:)04/:>+*4-@@1+/440+ ?*(V+:<4.*+S/.T4*>.:1+4iL4*.4/64R+-/0+I+-V+ 6(VV.::40+:(+-.0./3+:<-:+L*(64>>a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

rebecca sheahan (stand up!)

.R+V1+/-V4+.>+=47466-a+IUV+*)//./3+ ?(*+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+746-)>4+I+-V+ L->>.(/-:4+-7():+-6:.T.>V+-/0+>:)04/:+ *.3<:>a+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+.>+-/+.VL(*:-/:+ ./>:.:):.(/+-:+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1R+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+ >:)04/:+*.3<:>+-/0+L*(T.0./3+-+6(@@46:.T4+ T(.64+?(*+:<4+>:)04/:+7(01a+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+ @4-04*><.L+(?+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+><()@0+74+<4@0+ -66()/:-7@4+-/0+?(*640+:(+L@-64+:<4+94@?-*4+ -/0+40)6-:.(/+(?+>:)04/:>+-:+:<4+64/:*4+(?+ .:>+L(@.61a+I+9-/:+:(+V-M4+-+0.??4*4/64+-/0+ 6*4-:4+-+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+:<-:+L):>+:<4+ 94@?-*4+(?+:<4+>:)04/:+7(01+-:+:<4+?(*4?*(/:+ (?+.:>+-34/0-a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

destan dikbas (stand up!)

.R+IUV+84>:-/+-/0+I+-V+-+>46(/0+14-*+ G*:>+>:)04/:+*)//./3+?(*+5:)04/:>U+ C()/6.@a+I+746-V4+./T(@T40+./+:<4+)/.(/+ @->:+14-*R+9(*M./3+9.:<+:<4+B(Vr/U>+-/0+ ]0)6-:.(/+04L-*:V4/:>a+I+-V+L->>.(/-:4+ -7():+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+./6*4->40+>:)04/:+ *4L*4>4/:-:.(/+(/+6-VL)>+./+F&[#R+./+ (*04*+:(+4/>)*4+SP5S+.>+4/3-340+9.:<+-@@+ >:)04/:>a+I+-V+-+>:*(/3+-/0+@4T4@\<4-040+ ./0.T.0)-@+9<(+9.@@+-.V+:(+-00*4>>+>:)04/:+ 6(/64*/>+9.:<+*-:.(/-@.:1+-/0+*4->(/a+I+-V+ M44/+:(+@4-*/+<(9+:<4+)/.(/+(L4*-:4>R+:(+ 6(/:*.7):4+)>./3+V1+L4*>(/-@+>M.@@>+-/0+:(+ L*(T.04+-+?*4><+L4*>L46:.T4a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

lachlan blain (stand up!)

/.P4@7+<->+(T4*+"&R&&&+>:)04/:>R+-/0+ .:U>+4->1+:(+?44@+@.M4+c)>:+-/(:<4*+?-64+./+ :<4+6*(90a+;<4+>:)04/:+)/.(/+L*(T.04>+-+

30 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

V4-/>+(?+6(//46:./3+@.M4\V./040+>:)04/:>+ -/0+7*./3./3+L4(L@4+:(34:<4*R+:<*()3<+6@)7>+ -/0+>(6.4:.4>R+4T4/:>R+-/0+6-VL-.3/>a+IUV+ *)//./3+?(*+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+746-)>4+I+9-/:+ :(+74+./T(@T40+./+-+)/.(/+:<-:+>:-/0>+)L+?(*+ >:)04/:>+-/0+<4@L>+7*./3+:<4V+:(34:<4*a+I?+ 4@46:40R+IU@@+0(+V1+):V(>:+:(+4/>)*4+:<-:+:<4+ 5:)04/:+S/.(/+6(/:./)4>+:(+74+./6@)>.T4R+ active, and always fighting to improve >:)04/:+@.?4a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

hana dalton (stand up!)

:)04/:>U+C()/6.@R+:<4+<.3<4>:+046.>.(/\ V-M./3+7(01+(?+SP5SR+.>+T.:-@@1+ .VL(*:-/:+?(*+>4::./3+.:>+-34/0-a+G:+-+:.V4+ 9<4/+>:)04/:>+?-64+:<*4-:>+?*(V+L*(L(>40+ )/.T4*>.:1+?44+04*43)@-:.(/R+6):>+:(+94@?-*4+ -/0+(/+6-VL)>+:<4+L*(L(>40+04V(@.:.(/+(?+ S/.(/+K()>4R+.:+.>+.VL(*:-/:+:<-:+5:)04/:>U+ C()/6.@+>4:>+:<4+0.*46:.(/+?(*+-+>:)04/:+ )/.(/+:<-:+.>+9.@@./3+:(+>:-/0+)L+?(*+>:)04/:>+ ./+@.3<:+(?+:<4>4+.>>)4>a+K-T./3+>4*T40+->+-/+ Education Officer and General Secretary of SP5SR+I+<-T4+>)7>:-/:.-@+M/(9@4034+SP5S+ L*(64>>4>R+-/0+:<)>+9()@0+74+-+6(VL4:4/:+ T(.64+(/+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

joshua rose (stand up!)

.R+V1+/-V4U>+k(><a+I+-V+4i6.:40+:(+74+ *)//./3+?(*+-+L(>.:.(/+(/+5:)04/:>U+ C()/6.@a+S/.T4*>.:1+>:)04/:>+/440+4??46:.T4+ *4L*4>4/:-:.T4>+9<(+9.@@+>:-/0+)L+?(*+ :<4V+-/0+74>:+*4L*4>4/:+:<4.*+/440>+(/+ C()/6.@R+-/0+9<(+<-T4+:<4+V(:.T-:.(/+-/0+ 4/:<)>.->V+:(+V-M4+-+0.??4*4/64a+I+-V+ L->>.(/-:4+-7():+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+>4*T.64>+ -/0+L(@.6.4>+:<-:+9.@@+<4@L+.VL*(T4+:<4+ )/.T4*>.:1+4iL4*.4/64+(?+-@@+>:)04/:>R+-/0+ 74@.4T4+I+9()@0+74+-/+4??46:.T4+T(.64+?(*+ >:)04/:>+(/+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

Anneke Dí emanuele, kathrin bartha, peter chronas, jonny kidane & samuel wallace (left focus)

4+-*4+-+3*()L+(?+./0464/:+-6:.T.>:>+-:+ P4@7()*/4+S/.a+B4+9-/:+-+5:)04/:+ Union that will fight against the attacks on >:)04/:>a+B.:<+:<4+2.74*-@+L-*:1+:*1./3+:(+ 04*43)@-:4+)/.T4*>.:1+?44>+-/0+:<4/+*(7+()*+ 3*-T4>+?(*+K]C5+047:+.:U>+V(*4+.VL(*:-/:+ :<-/+4T4*+:(+<-T4+-+>:)04/:+)/.(/+:<-:+:-M4>+ -+>:-/0a+B4+-*4+./04L4/04/:+@4?:\9./3+ >:)04/:>+6(VV.::40+:(+04?4/0./3+>:)04/:>U+ 40)6-:.(/+-3-./>:+-::-6M>+?*(V+7(:<+:<4+ 3(T4*/V4/:+-/0+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1a b(:4+w[x+24?:+Q(6)>^

Ezgi Bridger (Students Against Abbott) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

queer representative on studentsí council Harry adam (stand up!) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=

s a first year queer student, coming ./:(+)/.T4*>.:1+9->+0-)/:./3+0)4+:(+:<4+ L(>>.7.@.:1+(?+<(V(L<(7.-R+7):+I+e).6M@1+ 0.>6(T4*40+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1+:(+74+-/+./T.:./3+ -/0+6(V?(*:-7@4+>L-64a+K(94T4*R+I+74@.4T4+ V(*4+9(*M+/440>+:(+74+0(/4R+-/0+->+:<4+ h)44*+=4L*4>4/:-:.T4+(/+5:)04/:>U+C()/6.@+I+ 9.@@+4/04-T(*+:(+6(/:./)4+V-M./3+SP5S+-/0+ :<4+)/.T4*>.:1+-+V(*4+./T.:./3+-/0+>-?4+>L-64+ ?(*+e)44*+>:)04/:>a+I>>)4>+>)6<+->+34/04*+ /4):*-@+7-:<*((V>R+:):(*+:*-././3+(/+e)44*+ .>>)4>R+-/0+.VL*(T40+V4/:-@+<4-@:<+>4*T.64>+ ><()@0+74+-+?(6)>+(?+SP5S+?(*+/4i:+14-*a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Indigenous representative on studentsí council wunambi connor (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=

International Representative on Studentsí Council Shengkun Cui (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Shujie Su (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Xuelan Tang (more activities!)

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Graduate Representative on Studentsí Council kelly smith (stand up!)

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Elizabeth Biggs (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Disabilities Representative on Studentsí Council Cassandra Prigg (stand up!) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=

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activities committee Clint Morris (more beer!)

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Nathan Bachetti (create)

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Matthew Simkiss (More Activities!)

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Annabelle Clancy (More Activities!)

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Louisa Ellis (More Activities!)

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Carmen Wardle (More Activities!)

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Chloe Ye (More Activities!)

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Maddy Trinh (More Activities!)

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Rachel Withers (More Activities!)

Michael Sabljak (liberal)

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Claudia Lombard (stand up!)

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Matthew Lagamba (stand up!)

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Madison Mooney (activate)

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creative arts committee Nicholas Fulton (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Michael Horner (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Toby Wooldridge (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Daniel Dawood (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

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Thomas Fitzgerald (More Activities!)

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Sarah Pemberton (activate)

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Kim Ho (activate)

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Harriet Wallace≠ Mead (activate)

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clancy moore (activate)

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Guy Coward (stand up!)

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Sara Pascoe (stand up!)

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disabilities committee Alston Chu (activate)

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Cheryllyn Chong (activate)

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Tamara Hogan (activate)

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Lee Winter (stand up!)

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Cassandra Prigg (stand up!)

Jonny Kidane (left focus)

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pat dollard (stand up!)

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education committee

Stylianos Nikias (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Benjamin Zerbe (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Elizabeth Biggs (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Martin Kaminsky (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Dominic Raff (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Samuel McKeon (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Anneke Dí emanuele (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Kathrin Bartha (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Peter Chronas (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Samuel Wallace (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Michael Sabljak (liberal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Timmy Dunn & Corey McCabe (More Activities!)

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Daniel Sullivan (activate)

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Nicklaus Mahony (activate)

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farrago 2015 / edition six / 33

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Samuel Dariol (activate)

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Roger Samuel (stand up!)

UV+=(34*+-/0+IU0+@.M4+:(+74+(/4+(?+1()*+ ]0)6-:.(/+C(VV.::44+V4V74*>a+G664>>+ :(+e)-@.:1+:4*:.-*1+40)6-:.(/+.>+-+L->>.(/+ of mine. As a first-year student from rural b.6:(*.-R+I+)/04*>:-/0+:<4+L*4>>)*4>+*43.(/-@+ >:)04/:>+?-64a+I+04-@:+9.:<+:<4+>:)04/:+ 64/:*4+(/+-+*43)@-*+7->.>+->+I+)/04*:((M+ V1+:*-/>.:.(/+./:(+)/.T4*>.:1+@.?4a+]/>)*./3+ :<4+:*-/>.:.(/+./:(+)/.T4*>.:1+.>+->+4->1+ ->+L(>>.7@4+.>+-+7.3+L*.(*.:1+?(*+V4a+I+9-/:+ to work with the Education Officers and 6(VV.::44+V4V74*>+:(+->>.>:+./+V-M./3+ :<4+]0)6-:.(/+84L-*:V4/:+->+-664>>.7@4+->+ L(>>.7@4a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Amelia Katherine Saward (stand up!)

.R+IUV+GV4@.-+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ :<4+]0)6-:.(/+C(VV.::44a+]e)-@+ (LL(*:)/.:1+:(+:4*:.-*1+40)6-:.(/+.>+ >(V4:<./3+IUV+*4-@@1+L->>.(/-:4+-7():R+-/0+ 3.T4/+:<4+6)**4/:+./>:-7.@.:1+(?+?)/0./3R+.:+ .>+>(+.VL(*:-/:+:<-:+94+6(/:./)4+:(+4/>)*4+ <.3<+e)-@.:1+:4*:.-*1+40)6-:.(/+.>+-664>>.7@4+ :(+4T4*1+>:)04/:a+B.:<():+>:)04/:>R+ )/.T4*>.:.4>+9()@0+/(:+4i.>:R+>(+I+9.@@+9(*M+ with the Education Officers to make sure all L(@.6.4>+-*4+>:)04/:\?(6)>>40+-/0+:<-:+94+ *4L*4>4/:+-/0+3.T4+-+T(.64+:(+>:)04/:>a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Rebecca Sheahan (stand up!)

1+/-V4+.>+=47466-+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ :<4+]0)6-:.(/+C(VV.::44+746-)>4+I+ 74@.4T4+:<-:+:<4+T(.64+(?+>:)04/:>+V)>:+74+ <4-*0a+;<4+?(6)>+(?+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1+><()@0+ 74+:(+L*(T.04+>:)04/:>+9.:<+-+<.3<+e)-@.:1R+ -664>>.7@4+-/0+-??(*0-7@4+40)6-:.(/a+I+ 9-/:+:(+./:*(0)64+V(*4+>)LL(*:+>4*T.64>+ ?(*+>:)04/:>+-/0+L*(T.04+:<4V+9.:<+:<4+

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Jarrod Wayne Allen (stand up!)

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Joshua Pedersen (stand up!)

43-*0@4>>+(?+9<4*4+94U*4+?*(V+(*+9<-:+ 94+9-/:+:(+0(+./+@.?4R+94U*4+-@@+<4*4+ ?(*+-+6(VV(/+6-)>4Y+40)6-:.(/a++I+9-/:+ :(+74+-+L-*:+(?+:<4+]0)6-:.(/+C(VV.::44+ :(+)/.:4+>:)04/:>+74<./0+:<.>+6(VV(/+ 6-)>4R+4/>)*./3+:<-:+1()*+T(.64+?(*V>+-+ L-*:+(?+:<4+0.-@(3)4+74:944/+>:-??+-/0+ >:)04/:>R+L*(V(:./3+-+<-*V(/.()>+@4-*/./3+ 4/T.*(/V4/:a+B4U*4+?-6./3+:<4+7.334>:+ -::-6M>+(/+40)6-:.(/+./+046-04>R+-/0+->+ students we must protect our rights, fighting -3-./>:+?44+04*43)@-:.(/+-/0+?)/0./3+6):>+ :<-:+@((V+(V./()>@1+-7(T4a+k(./+V4+./+ L)::./3+:<4+j1()U+./+40S6-:.(/a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

Allison Ballantyne (stand up!)

UV+*)//./3+?(*+]0)6-:.(/+C(VV.::44+ 746-)>4+I+9-/:+:(+74+./T(@T40+./+:<4+ ]0)6-:.(/+84L-*:V4/:U>+6-VL-.3/+-3-./>:+ fee deregulation, as well as its fight for <.3<+e)-@.:1+40)6-:.(/+-:+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+ (?+P4@7()*/4a+G>+/4i:+14-*+.>+-/+4@46:.(/+ 14-*R+I+74@.4T4+:<4+>:)04/:+)/.(/+/440>+:(+ 74+0(./3+->+V)6<+->+L(>>.7@4+:(+V(7.@.>4+ >:)04/:>+-3-./>:+?44+04*43)@-:.(/+-/0+6):>+ :(+<.3<4*+40)6-:.(/a+IUV+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+ >:)04/:+-6:.T.>V+-/0+>:)04/:+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/+ (/+6-VL)>+-/0+<-T4+L@4/:1+(?+.04->+:(+ 6(/:*.7):4+:(+:<4+]0)6-:.(/+84L-*:V4/:a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

environment committee Nathan Bachetti (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Charles Gerrand (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Siddharth Gupta (create)

>%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Brendan Tam (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Michael Scott (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Rumeysa Cerrah (create)

>%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Lachlan Blain (stand up!)

@.V-:4+6<-/34+.>+L4*<-L>+:<4+V(>:+ L*4>>./3+.>>)4+?-6./3+()*+34/4*-:.(/a+O)*+ *4>L(/>4+:(+:<.>+6<-@@4/34+9.@@+><-L4+/(:+ c)>:+()*+?):)*4R+7):+:<4+?):)*4+(?+34/4*-:.(/>+ :(+6(V4a+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+4/T.*(/V4/:+ 6(VV.::44+746-)>4+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+()*+ )/.T4*>.:1+-/0+)/.(/+V)>:+6(/:./)4+:(+ 746(V4+V(*4+>)>:-./-7@4R+746-)>4+I+74@.4T4+ :<-:+94+/440+:(+./T(@T4+->+V-/1+>:)04/:>+->+ L(>>.7@4R+-/0+746-)>4+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+:(34:<4*+ 94+6-/+V-M4+-+0.??4*4/64a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Claudia Lombard (stand up!)

.R+IUV+C@-)0.-R+-+>46(/0+14-*+,-6<4@(*+ (?+]/T.*(/V4/:>+>:)04/:R+-/0+IUV+ *)//./3+?(*+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+C(VV.::44+ ->+I+74@.4T4+94+V)>:+6(@@46:.T4@1+9(*M+:(+ V.:.3-:4+:<4+4/T.*(/V4/:-@+.>>)4>+?-6./3+)>+ ./+:<4+F[>:+64/:)*1a+I+-V+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+ 4/T.*(/V4/:-@+.>>)4>+->+:<41+-*4+:<4+?(6)>+ (?+V1+>:)0.4>R+-/0+:<4*4?(*4+74@.4T4+I+9()@0+ <4@L+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+C(VV.::44+./+6*4-:./3+ -/+4/T.*(/V4/:-@@1+6(/>6.()>+6-VL)>R+ :-*34:./3+:<4+-9-*4/4>>+(?+7(:<+S/.T4*>.:1+ >:-??+-/0+>:)04/:>a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Aaron Bhat (stand up!)

.R+IUV+G-*(/+-/0+I+9-/:+:(+>:-/0+?(*+ 4@46:.(/+:(+:<4+SP5S+]/T.*(/V4/:+ C(VV.::44+746-)>4+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+:<4+ 4/T.*(/V4/:-@+6*.>4>+?-6./3+:<4+9(*@0+:(0-1+ -*4+.>>)4>+:<-:+1()/3+L4(L@4+/440+:(+34:+ ./T(@T40+./+./+(*04*+?(*+-+*4-@+0.??4*4/64+:(+ 74+V-04a+I+:<./M+I+6-/+<4@L+)>+->+-+>:)04/:+

umsu student election guide / 7(01+046.04+-/0+-6:+(/+:<4+L*(7@4V>+:<-:+ 94+6-/+34/)./4@1+V-M4+-+6<-/34+./R+-/0+<4@L+ :(+V-M4+:<4+T(.64+(?+:<4+>:)04/:+7(01+<4-*0+ 9.:<./+:<4+3*4-:4*+)/.T4*>.:1+6(VV.::44R+:(+ 7).@0+-@@+(?+()*+?):)*4>+:(34:<4*a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

./0.T.0)-@>Ä+L(@.:.6-@+6-*44*>a+I+-V+-+>:*(/3+ -0T(6-:4+?(*+3*->>*((:>+-6:.T.:1R+-/0+->+ such will fight for an inclusive, democratic -/0+:*-/>L-*4/:+)/.(/+:<-:+4/6()*-34>+-@@+ >:)04/:>+:(+4/3-34+./+)/.T4*>.:1+046.>.(/\ V-M./3+L*(64>>4>a+5:)04/:+6(/:*(@+(?+ >:)04/:+-??-.*>^

Sachi Florance (stand up!)

Kate Denver≠ Stevenson (activate)

<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+84L-*:V4/:+<->+-+T.:-@+ *(@4+:(+L@-1+./+6<-@@4/3./3+:<4+)/.T4*>.:1+ :(+64->4+./T4>:./3+./+?(>>.@+?)4@>R+-/0+:(+ -0(L:+V(*4+>)>:-./-7@4+L*-6:.64>+(T4*-@@a+ IUV+*)//./3+?(*+]/T.*(/V4/:+C(VV.::44+ 746-)>4+IUV+T4*1+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+ 4/T.*(/V4/:-@+.>>)4>+-/0+I+9-/:+:(+>44+ >:)04/:>U+T(.64>+*4L*4>4/:40+./+0.>6)>>.(/>+ -7():+()*+6-VL)>R+->+94@@+->+:(+./6*4->4+ -9-*4/4>>+(?+4/T.*(/V4/:-@+.>>)4>+-V(/3+ :<4+>:)04/:+L(L)@-:.(/+-:+@-*34a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

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Tamara Hunt (stand up!)

41R+IUV+;-V-*-+-/0+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+ 6-*./3+?(*+:<4+4/T.*(/V4/:+.>+6-*./3+ ?(*+:<4+?):)*4a+I+-V+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+@.T./3+ sustainably and finding new ways to reduce ()*+6-*7(/+?((:L*./:a+G+@(:+(?+L4(L@4+-3*44+ 9.:<+V4R+7):+)/?(*:)/-:4@1+94+>:.@@+?-64+-+ @(:+(?+(LL(>.:.(/a+]V.>>.(/>+-*4+>:.@@+*.>./3R+ A(T4*/V4/:+L(@.61+.>+>:.@@+*43*4>>.T4R+-/0+ ()*+S/.+.>+>:.@@+./T4>:./3+./+?(>>.@+?)4@>a+I+ M/(9+:<-:+:(34:<4*+94+6-/R+-/0+9.@@R+6*4-:4+ :<4+6<-/34+94+9-/:+:(+>44a++ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

Elizabeth Nicholson (activate)

41^+IUV+2.gg.4+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+9.:<+ G6:.T-:4+:(+74+-+V4V74*+(?+:<4+ ]/T.*(/V4/:+C(VV.::44a+IUT4+744/+./T(@T40+ ./+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+C(@@46:.T4+:<.>+L->:+14-*+ and have also been the Public Officer for the G)>:*-@.-/+5:)04/:+]/T.*(/V4/:+_4:9(*Ma+ IUV+./:4*4>:40+./+6(/:./)./3+:(+>)LL(*:+ :<4+3((0+9(*M+:<-:+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+ 84L-*:V4/:+.>+-@*4-01+0(./3+:(+<4@L+ >:)04/:>+./+-+>)>:-./-7@4+-/0+6(@@46:.T4+ V-//4*R+./6@)0./3+4T4/:>+@.M4+J@-1+B.:<+'()*+ Q((0+-/0+()*+7*.@@.-/:+6(VV)/.:1+3-*04/R+->+ 94@@+->+<4@L./3+():+9.:<+6-VL-.3/>+:<-:+*)/+ :<*()3<+:<4+04L-*:V4/:+@.M4+Q(>>.@+Q*44a

Luke Byrnes (activate)

41+V-:4>a+IÄV+*)//./3+?(*+>:)04/:+ 6()/6.@+746-)>4+I+74@.4T4+>:)04/:>R+@.M4+ 1()+-/0+IR+-*4+)/.e)4@1+L@-640+:(+L)><+?(*+ -+L*(3*4>>.T4+-34/0-+:<*()3<+()*+)/.(/a+ I+<(@0+:<-:+SP5S+><()@0+?)/6:.(/+->+-/+ ->>(6.-:.(/+:<-:+>)LL(*:>+>:)04/:+/440>+-/0+ fights for student interests, rather than as -+L@-:?(*V+:<-:+.>+4iL@(.:40+?(*+-0T-/6./3+

4@@(^+IUV+H-:4+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+-+>L(:+ (/+:<4+]/T.*(/V4/:+C(VV.::44a+I+9-/:+ :(+9(*M+9.:<+:<4+?-7)@()>+]/T.*(/V4/:+ Office candidates to get s**t done. My >:)0.4>+./+L(@.:.6>+-/0+:<4+4/T.*(/V4/:+ <-T4+(L4/40+V1+414>+:(+:<4+.>>)4>+?-6./3+ ()*+34/4*-:.(/R+9<.@4+:<4+9(/04*?)@+L4(L@4+ Q(>>.@+Q*44+<-T4+><(9/+V4+9<-:+<-*0+9(*M+ -/0+-+040.6-:40+6(VV)/.:1+6-/+-6<.4T4a+,1+ ><-*./3+()*+M/(9@4034+-/0+4iL4*.4/64>R+ I+74@.4T4+94+6-/+./>:.@@+*4-@+6<-/34+./+()*+ )/.T4*>.:1+-/0+)>4+()*+*.6<+6(VV)/.:1+ *4>()*64>+:(+>L*./37(-*0+L(>.:.T4+6<-/34+ :<4+9(*@0+(T4*^

Michael Sabljak (liberal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Anneke Dí emanuele (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Lia Vassiliadis (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Audrey Whybrow (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Kim Doyle (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Hersha Kadkol (left focus) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

indigenous committee Wunambi Connor (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Alexandra Hohoi (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Chris Navarrete (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Cameron Mcbroom (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Marley Holloway≠ Clarke (The Biggest Blackest Ticket) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

queer committee Astrid Mayne (activate)

1+/-V4+.>+G>:*.0+-/0+IÄV+-+>46(/0+14-*+ G*:>+>:)04/:a+IÄT4+><(9/+V1+/4*01+3-1+ ?-64+<4*4+-/0+:<4*4+./+:<4+h)44*+04L-*:V4/:+ since first year, and Iím passionate about :-M./3+:<.>+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+34:+V(*4+./T(@T40R+ ><(9+V1+>)LL(*:+?(*+:<4+2A,;G+6(VV)/.:1R+ -/0+->>.>:+:<4+-V-g./3+9(*M+:<4+04L-*:V4/:+ 0(4>a+I+)/04*>:-/0+:<4+.VL(*:-/64+(?+-/+ ./6@)>.T4+-/0+>-?4+4/T.*(/V4/:R+-0T(6-61R+ -/0+6(VV)/.:1+?(*+e)44*+>:)04/:>a+I+-V+ 6(VV.::40+:(+<4@L./3+:<4+04L-*:V4/:+ 6(/:./)4+:<4+3*4-:+9(*M+:<41+0(+71+ L*(T.0./3+>)LL(*:R+-/0+040.6-:./3+V1>4@?+ :(+:<4.*+6-VL-.3/>+>(+:<-:+94+6-/+34:+><.:+ 0(/4a

Sebastian Barakat (activate)

I+

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Will Parker (activate)

I+

-V+L->>.(/-:4+-7():+e)44*+*.3<:>R+-/0+ <-T4+744/+9(*M./3+:(+./6*4->4+e)44*+ >)LL(*:+-:+:<4+P4@7()*/4+S/.+6(@@434>a++I+ 9()@0+@.M4+:(+746(V4+V(*4+0.*46:@1+./T(@T40+ 9.:<+:<4+e)44*+04L-*:V4/:+./+(*04*+:(+ 6(/:./)4+:(+>)LL(*:+:<4+6(VV)/.:1R+-/0+:(+ ->>.>:+9<4*4+I+6-/+9.:<+V-M./3+:<./3>+4->.4*+ -/0+<-LL.4*+?(*+)/.V4@7+>:)04/:>a

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Eleanor McMurtry (stand up!)

.+IUV+]@4-/(*+-/0+I+-V+*)//./3+->+-+ 6-/0.0-:4+?(*+h)44*+C(VV.::44a+I+ -V+-+>:*(/3+-0T(6-:4+?(*+h)44*+>:)04/:>U+ /440>a+I+<-T4+T(@)/:44*40+9.:<+2A;,I+ (*3-/.>-:.(/R+P./)>[$R+9<.6<+4/<-/640+ V1+)/04*>:-/0./3+-/0+>M.@@>+?(*+<4@L./3+ (*3-/.>4+4T4/:>+?(*+e)44*+>:)04/:>a+I+-V+ L->>.(/-:4+-7():+4/>)*./3+4T4*1(/4+?44@>+ 94@6(V4+./+:<4+e)44*+>L-64+-/0+-:+4T4/:>a+I+ 9.@@+74+6(VV.::40+:(+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+>:)04/:>+ -/0+6(/:./)4+:(+7*4-M+0(9/+<(V(L<(7.-a+ I?+4@46:40R+I+9.@@+L)><+?(*+./6@)>.T4R+0.T4*>4+ 4T4/:>R+>4*T.64>+-/0+6-VL-.3/>+?(*+-@@+e)44*+ >:)04/:>a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Lee Winter (stand up!)

.R+IUV+244+-/0+I+-V+*)//./3+->+-+ 6-/0.0-:4+?(*+:<4+h)44*+C(VV.::44a+IUV+ *)//./3+?(*+:<4+h)44*+C(VV.::44+746-)>4+ I+L->>.(/-:4@1+74@.4T4+./+-0T-/6./3+:<4+ 6-)>4+?(*+2A,;Ih+L4*>(/>+-:+S/.P4@7a+G>+ -/+(L4/@1+3-1+V-/+9<(+?-640+7)@@1./3+0)4+ :(+V1+>4i)-@.:1+-:+<.3<+>6<((@R+I+)/04*>:-/0+ :<4+/440+:(+<-T4+-+6(VV)/.:1+:<-:+.>+ >)LL(*:.T4+(?+2A,;Ih+L4(L@4>a+I?+4@46:40+ I+9.@@+L->>.(/-:4@1+-0T(6-:4+?(*+4e)-@+ :*4-:V4/:+-/0+-+j/(+:(@4*-/64U+-LL*(-6<+:(+ 0.>6*.V./-:.(/+-3-./>:+2A,;Ih+L4(L@4+(/+ 6-VL)>a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Adam Gerard Wojcik (stand up!)

Shanley Price (stand up!)

.+IUV+5<-/@41+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ h)44*+C(VV.::44a+I+-V+6(VV.::40+ :(+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+e)44*+>:)04/:>+-:+1()*+ S/.T4*>.:1a+I+<-T4+4iL4*.4/64+./+.VL*(T./3+ :<4+6)@:)*4+-*()/0+e)44*+>:)04/:>+./+ S/.T4*>.:1+6(@@434>+->+94@@+->+(/+6-VL)>a+ I+:<./M+.:+.>+4>>4/:.-@+?(*+>:)04/:>+:(+<-T4+ -):(/(V()>+>L-64>+-/0+4T4/:>R+7):+-@>(+ ?(*+(LL(*:)/.:.4>+?(*+-@@.4>+:(+4/3-34+./+:<4+ 04L-*:V4/:+->+94@@a+G>+-+3-1+9(V-/R+I+9.@@+

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-@9-1>+>)LL(*:+e)44*+>:)04/:>U+/440>+-:+:<.>+ S/.T4*>.:1a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Lloyd Rouse (stand up!)

.R+IUV+2@(10+-/0+IUV+*)//./3+?(*+ -+L(>.:.(/+(/+h)44*+C(VV.::44+ 746-)>4+I+-V+6(VV.::40+:(+4/>)*./3+:<4+ h)44*+84L-*:V4/:+.>+->+./6@)>.T4R+0.T4*>4+ -/0+-):(/(V()>+->+.:+6-/+74a+IUT4+<-0+ >(V4+?-/:->:.6+4iL4*.4/64>+./+:<4+h)44*+ 84L-*:V4/:+-/0+<-T4+-@9-1>+-0T(6-:40+ ?(*+-+>-?4+-/0+-664L:./3+6(VV)/.:1a+I:+9->+ 4i6.:./3+:(+>44+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+./:*(0)64+ -+:<.*0+34/04*+(L:.(/+:<.>+14-*+-/0+I+9.@@+ -@9-1>+74+6(VV.::40+:(+L)><./3+?(*+3*4-:4*+ -6<.4T4V4/:>+?(*+e)44*+>:)04/:a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Ivan Xie (stand up!)

1+/-V4+.>+IT-/+-/0+I+-V+*)//./3+?(*+ :<4+h)44*+C(VV.::44a+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+:<4+ 5:)04/:+S/.(/+V)>:+6*4-:4+-/+4/T.*(/V4/:+ :<-:+.>+./6@)>.T4+?(*+-@@+>:)04/:>a+I+-V+M44/+:(+ 34:+V(*4+./T(@T40+./+:<4+S/.(/+71+9(*M./3+ with the Office Bearers to organise and run 4T4/:>+:<-:+-*4+?)/+-/0+4/3-3./3R+-/0+9<.6<+ V-M4+-@@+>:)04/:>+?44@+>-?4+-:+)/.T4*>.:1+-/0+ ./+:<4+9.04*+6(VV)/.:1a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

welfare committee

rafael tudehope (smokersí rights) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

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Natalia Agus (activate)

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William Ross (activate)

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Marlo Zambelli & sarah peters (More Activities!)

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Isa Pendragon (stand up!)

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Kimberly Chian (stand up!)

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Darcy Thornton (stand up!)

.R+V1+/-V4+.>+8-*61a+IUV+*)//./3+:(+74+ L-*:+(?+:<4+B4@?-*4+C(VV.::44+746-)>4+ I+74@.4T4+:<-:+4T4*1+>:)04/:+><()@0+74+ 3.T4/+-/+4e)-@+(LL(*:)/.:1+-:+)/.T4*>.:1R+ *43-*0@4>>+(?+<.>+(*+<4*+7-6M3*()/0a+I+ believe that someone’s financial situation, field of study or birthplace should not affect :<4.*+-7.@.:1+:(+:<*.T4+-:+:<4+S/.T4*>.:1+(?+ P4@7()*/4a+C(V./3+?*(V+-+*)*-@+-*4-R+I+ )/04*>:-/0+>(V4+(?+:<4+L*4>>)*4>+?-640+71+ >:)04/:>R+-/0+9.@@+9(*M+<-*0+->+-+L-*:+(?+ :<.>+6(VV.::44+:(+.VL*(T4+:<4+94@?-*4+(?+-@@+ >:)04/:>+-:+:<.>+)/.T4*>.:1a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Shujie Su (create)

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Callum Oí Dowd (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Nicholas Lamanna (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Teresa Gornall (stand up!)

Rumeysa Cerrah (create)

Nicholas Fulton (create)

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Grace Middleton (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

campus co≠o rdinator, burnley student department Thomas Fairman

Jennifer Fong (stand up!)

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Sarah Carles

Eranthos Beretta >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Burnley Student Department Committee Thomas Fairman

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Sarah Carles

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Eranthos Beretta >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Jessica Peeler

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Amy Bonshek

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Nicholas Schaffer

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Andrea Pianella

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Dean Schrieke

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Dan ì Bledwichî Brown

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Tess Giesen

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campus co≠or dinator, victorian college of the arts department van rudd (left focus) 9#%*'5'%("::+&.:.;4.2&8(%<<%5.2=

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farrago 2015 / edition six / 37

/ umsu student election guide

campaigns co≠or dinator, victorian college of the arts department james crafti (left focus)

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activities & events co≠or dinator, victorian college of the arts department jessica heath (left focus)

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9-/:+:(+6(/:*.7):4+-@@+I+6-/+:(+:<.>+ 0.T4*>4+L((@+(?+>:)04/:+-*:.>:>a+G>+ activities officer, I would like to establish /4:9(*M./3+(LL(*:)/.:.4>+?(*+>:)04/:>+ -6*(>>+-@@+0.>6.L@./4>+:(+6(//46:+9.:<+4-6<+ (:<4*a+;<.>+9()@0+<4@L+L*(V(:4+4T4/:>+ -/0+L4*?(*V-/64>+<-LL4/./3+(/+-/0+(??+ 6-VL)>+:<-:+(?:4/+-*4+/(:+<4-*0+-7():a++ I:+.>+.VL4*-:.T4+?(*+)>+->+-*:.>:>+:(+:-M4+-+ >:-/0+-3-./>:+-::4VL:>+:(+04?)/0+:<4+-*:>+ -/0+)/.T4*>.:.4>a+I+)/04*>:-/0+:<-:+9.:<():+ 6-VL-.3/./3+?*(V+>:)04/:>+-/0+:4-6<4*>R+ V1+6()*>4+9()@0+/(:+4i.>:a+I+9-/:+:(+ -0T(6-:4+?(*+()*+./6*40.7@4+>6<((@+:(+*4V-./+ >-?4R+-664>>.7@4+-/0+6*4-:.T4@1+>:.V)@-:./3+ ?(*+-@@a

victorian college of the arts department committee

Teresa Hsieh (left focus)

>+-/+-*:.>:+1()+>L4/0+>(+V)6<+:.V4+ trapped in your studio. It’s often difficult

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:(+?44@+@.M4+1()+-*4+V-M./3+-+0.??4*4/64a+ Q(*+:<.>+*4->(/+I+-V+L@4->40+:(+74+L)::./3+ V1>4@?+?(*9-*0+-/0+T(@)/:44*./3+:(+<4@L+ :<4+bCG+6(VV.::44a+;<4+>:)04/:+)/.(/+-*4+ 0(./3+V(*4+-/0+V(*4+:(+>)LL(*:+:<4+-//)-@+ J*()0+4i<.7.:.(/+-/0+IU0+@.M4+:(+>44+:<-:+ 6(/:*.7):.(/+:<-:+3*(9a+;<41+<-T4+-@>(+744/+ *)//./3+6-VL-.3/>+./+>)LL(*:+(?+I/0.34/()>+ *.3<:>+-/0+-3-./>:+?44+04*43)@-:.(/+-/0+:<.>+ 9(*M+.>+.VL(*:-/:+?(*+4/>)*./3+94+<-T4+-/+ ./6@)>.T4+)/.T4*>.:1+->+L-*:+(?+-/+./6@)>.T4+ >(6.4:1a

Tim Van Roon (left focus)

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Thien Nguyen (left focus)

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Nicholas Kyriacou (left focus)

)>.6+:<4-:*4+.>+V1+L->>.(/R+-/0+-:+:<4+ bCG+()*+04L-*:V4/:+<->+-+T4*1+@()0+ T(.64+:<-:+6-/+74+<4-*0+?*(V+-6*(>>+:<4+ 6-VL)>a+I+74@.4T4+:<-:+T(.64+6-/+>L*4-0+-/0+ 74+4/<-/640+9.:<+-+>:*(/3R+@4?:+9./3+>:)04/:+ )/.(/+:<-:+6<-@@4/34>+9<-:+:<4+G77(::+ 3(T4*/V4/:+:<*(9>+-:+)>a+I+<-T4+-@*4-01+ 744/+./T(@T40+./+:<4+bCG5G+:<.>+14-*R+-/0+ <-T4+:-M4/+L-*:+./+>:)04/:+L*(:4>:>a+G/0+>(+ ?-*+:<4+*4>)@:>+-*4+3((0+\+94+<-T4+04?4-:40+ Pyne for the first round. I’ll be there for the /4i:a

Nicholas Pearce (left focus)

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Gaelen Dickson (left focus)

Ezgi Bridger+(Students Against Abbott)

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Jordan White (left focus)

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*4-@@1+6<4*.><+:<4+6*4-:.T.:1+:<-:+6-/+ 74+6)@:.T-:40+./+6(@@434>+@.M4+:<4+bCGa+I+ <-T4+744/+044L@1+./T(@T40+./+L*(V(:./3+ :<4+V)>.6+>64/4+-:+:<4+bCG+-/0+./+b.6:(*.-+ 34/4*-@@1a+,):+:<.>+6-//(:+74+-/+(/3(./3+ L*(64>>+9.:<():+:<4+6(@@46:.T4+?(*64>+(?+-+

Patrick Dollard (activate)

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(/1+G77(::+<->+:-M4/+-+9*46M./3+7-@@+:(+ 40)6-:.(/R+<4-@:<+6-*4R+:<4+4/T.*(/V4/:R+ -/0+*4?)344>+9.:<+<.>+6*)4@+-/0+():V(040+ .04->a I’ve been part of the fight back against Abbott, and Gillard before him, fighting for >:)04/:+*.3<:>a+I+:<./M+_S5+/440>+:(+74+L-*:+ of that fight back. I+74@.4T4+_S5+/440>+:(+74+@4?:\9./3R+ ./6@)>.T4R+-/0+-6:.T4+./+(LL(>./3+?44>R+6):>R+ -/0+6*)4@:1+71+:<4+3(T4*/V4/:a+_S5+/440>+ :(+>:-*:+V-M./3+-+*4-@+0.??4*4/64a b(:4+w[x+G6:.T-:4R+:(+G6:.T-:4+1()*+ W_-:.(/-@X+S/.(/a

Sarah Xia (stand up!)

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umsu student election guide / (?+5:)04/:>+.>+-/+.VL(*:-/:+T(.64+?(*+ >:)04/:>+-/0+<->+-+M41+*(@4+*4L*4>4/:./3+ -/0+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+>:)04/:>+-/0+()*+e)-@.:1+ (?+40)6-:.(/+(/+-+/-:.(/-@+@4T4@a+I+9()@0+ @(T4+:(+>44+-+_S5+:<-:+?)*:<4*+4/3-34>+-/0+ *4L*4>4/:>+>:)04/:+./:4*4>:>a+G+>:*(/3R+-6:.T4+ -/0+0.T4*>4+_S5+.>+4i:*4V4@1+.VL(*:-/:R+-/0+ I+9()@0+@.M4+:<4+(LL(*:)/.:1+:(+*4L*4>4/:+ >:)04/:+T(.64>+-/0+./:4*4>:>+->+-+04@43-:4a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Lloyd Rouse (stand up!)

-T./3+744/+-+_-:.(/-@+S/.(/+(?+5:)04/:>+ 04@43-:4+./+F&["+I+<-T4+9.:/4>>40+ first hand the importance of having strong *4L*4>4/:-:.(/+9.:<./+:<4+>:*)6:)*4>+(?+ _S5a+B.:<+>:*)6:)*-@+*4?(*V+(/+:<4+:-7@4+-:+ :<4+/4i:+/-:.(/-@+6(/?4*4/64R+L-*:.6)@-*@1+ 9.:<+:<4+-):(/(V()>+04L-*:V4/:>R+I+<(L4+ :(+):.@.>4+V1+0.T4*>4+4iL4*.4/64+9.:<./+ :<4+0.>6)>>.(/>+-/0+047-:4>+./+(*04*+:(+ >:*4/3:<4/+_S5a+I?+4@46:40+I+9.@@+6(/:./)4+:(+ fight to make NUS an even more inclusive, >)>:-./-7@4R+-/0+*4L*4>4/:-:.T4+)/.(/a+ b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Millicent Austin Andrews (stand up!)

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<4+_-:.(/-@+S/.(/+(?+5:)04/:>+L@-1>+-+ 6*)6.-@+*(@4+./+-0T(6-:./3+?(*+>:)04/:>a+ OT4*+:<4+L->:+14-*R+_S5+<->+>)664>>?)@@1+ 04?4-:40+?44+04*43)@-:.(/+:9.64R+7):+:<4*4+ .>+>:.@@+>(+V)6<+V(*4+9(*M+:(+0(a+I?+4@46:40+ ->+04@43-:4R+I+9()@0+V-M4+>)*4+:<-:+94+ continue to fight against the cruel cuts L*(L(>40+71+:<4+G77(::+3(T4*/V4/:a+I+ 9()@0+-@>(+9(*M+:(+4/>)*4+:<-:+-+0.T4*>4+ *-/34+(?+>:)04/:+T(.64>+.>+*4L*4>4/:40+ 9.:<./+_S5+-/0+:<-:+.:+.>+-/+(*3-/.>-:.(/+ :<-:+*4V-./>+./6@)>.T4a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Jarrod Allen (stand up!)

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74@.4T4+./+:<4+./<4*4/:+T-@)4+(?+40)6-:.(/+ -/0+:<4+-7.@.:1+(?+6(@@46:.T4+-6:.(/+9.:<./+ :<4+_-:.(/-@+S/.(/+(?+5:)04/:>+:(+-6<.4T4+ 74::4*+():6(V4>+?(*+-@@+>:)04/:>a+P1+(9/+ commitment to fighting for students’ rights :<*()3<+V1+L*4T.()>+./T(@T4V4/:+9.:<+_S5+ <->+4e).LL40+V4+9.:<+:<4+>M.@@>+/464>>-*1+ :(+L*(T.04+>:)04/:>+?*(V+G)>:*-@.-U>+:(L\ *-/M40+)/.T4*>.:1+9.:<+:<4+*4L*4>4/:-:.(/+ befitting of their own talents and intellect. If elected I will continue to fight for greater -664>>+:(+<.3<4*+40)6-:.(/+?(*+-@@+L4(L@4+ 9.:<./+>(6.4:1+-/0+(LL(>4+:<4+3(T4*/V4/:U>+ )/?-.*+-::-6M>+(/+:4*:.-*1+40)6-:.(/a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

James Bashford (stand up!)

:+-+:.V4+9<4/+_S5+.>+6(/>.04*./3+ significant structural reforms and

6(/:./)40+3(T4*/V4/:+-::-6M>+(/+<.3<4*+ 40)6-:.(/R+.:U>+T.:-@+:(+4@46:+L*(3*4>>.T4+ 04@43-:4>+:(+*4L*4>4/:+()*+./:4*4>:>a+G>+-+ 04@43-:4+:(+_-:.(/-@+C(/?4*4/64+@->:+14-*R+I+ 9->+L*()0+:(+9*.:4R+V(T4+-/0+L->>+>4T4*-@+ L(@.6.4>+(/+>:)04/:+94@?-*4a+;<.>+./6@)040+-+ L(@.61+6-@@./3+?(*+-+/-:.(/-@+94@?-*4+>)*T41+ (?+>:)04/:>R+9<.6<+.>+/(9+74./3+*(@@40+():+ 71+_S5a+]/3-3./3+./+_S5+9->+.VV4/>4@1+ beneficial to my work as Welfare Officer this year and is immensely beneficial to our S/.(/a b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a+

Hana Dalton (stand up!)

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Akira Boardman (more activities!)

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jeremy gibson (f*ck tony abbott) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Rebekah Drake (universal) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Grace Middleton (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

nikhil sachdev (create)

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brendan tam (create)

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toby wooldridge (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Xavier Boffa (create)

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Michael Scott (create)

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Jamiel Sabbagh (Students for Palestine) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

Michael Sabljak (Liberal)

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Lia Vassiliadis, Anneke Dí emanuele, Audrey Whybrow, Hersha Kadkol & Jade Eckhaus (left focus)

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mu student union ltd. board

toby wooldridge (create) >%&54"4.3.(4&#.;.'*.2=&

stephen smith (stand up!)

.R+IUV+5:4L<4/+-/0+I+9()@0+@.M4+:(+ *4L*4>4/:+1()+(/+PS5S2+,(-*0+746-)>4+ I+<-T4+:<4+4iL4*.4/64+-/0+0*.T4+:(+04@.T4*+ >:*(/3+():6(V4>+?(*+>:)04/:>a+ K-T./3+>4*T40+->+SP5S+546*4:-*1+./+F&[Z+ -/0+6)**4/:@1+->+SP5S+C@)7>+l+5(6.4:.4>+ Officer and as a Councillor at the Graduate 5:)04/:+G>>(6.-:.(/+I+M/(9+9<-:+.:+:-M4>+:(+ *4L*4>4/:+>:)04/:>a+ O/+PS5S2+,(-*0R+I+9.@@+-0T(6-:4+?(*Y+ • More student run spaces in Union House, ./6@)0./3+-+7-*E6-?Ö+ • More spaces for clubs and societies • More consultation with students about :<./3>+6(/64*/./3+>:)04/:> b(:4+w[x+5:-/0+SL^+G6:.T4a+I/6@)>.T4a+ J*(3*4>>.T4a

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/ culture

the book

sean watson talks The World And Me

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by Talya Alkilic

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esperanto!

etymology with adriana psaltis

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cosmic psychos

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UNDERRAPTORS by mary ntalianis

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your brain and Body Language with ruth de jager

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G+:<./+@./4+4i.>:>+74:944/+L*(:46:./3+:<4+94@?-*4+(?+-/.V-@>+-/0+ conducting progressive scientific research. It is a tightrope that is 9-@M40+71+>(V4+>6.4/:.>:>+4T4*1+0-1R+-/0+(/4+:<-:+V)>:+6(/>.>:4/:@1+ 74+*4\4T-@)-:40a+ K(94T4*R+6(/:*-*1+:(+L(L)@-*+74@.4?R+:<4+6(/>.04*-:.(/+(?+-/.V-@+ welfare does not necessarily impede scientific research. Treating -/.V-@>+9.:<+*4>L46:+-/0+V./.V.>./3+:<4.*+@(>>+.>+./+:<4+./:4*4>:+ (?+>6.4/64a+ When I first began interning at the Florey Institute, I underwent a rigorous introduction to animal welfare. It was here that I first @4-*/40+-7():+:<4+;<*44+=>a+;<4+;<*44+=>+-*4+-+>(*:+(?+./:4*/-:.(/-@+ 6(04+:<-:+V-/1+>6.4/64+@-7>+?(@@(9+:(+4/>)*4+:<-:+:<4+@.T4>+(?+-/.V-@>+ are not undermined by scientific progress. They are:

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The Secrets of Silica Gel by camilla eustance

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the winter blues

by emily matenson

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/ science

why do we cry? by Thiashya Jayasekera

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/ Society

WHITE KNIGHTS

by gareth coxâ&#x2030; m artin

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“I still don’t really know where I stand financially. If I want to pay ?(*+@43-@+-0T.64+IU@@+3(+./:(+047:a+G/0+)/:.@+-/1+>4::@4V4/:+.>+*4-6<40R+I+ 6-/U:+-664>>+-/1:<./3Rd+><4+4iL@-./>a+ Liana Buchanan, executive officer of the Federation of C(VV)/.:1+243-@+C4/:*4>+Wb.6:(*.-XR+>-1>Y+`G+9(V-/+4>6-L./3+ 46(/(V.6+-/0+L<1>.6-@+-7)>4+<->+/(+.04-+9<-:+:<4+<()>4<(@0+->>4:>+ -/0+047:>+-*4a+5<4+9.@@+>:*)33@4+:(+34:+<4@L+746-)>4+><4+c)>:+0(4>/U:+ M/(9+<(9+V)6<+047:R+->>4:>+(*+<(9+V)6<+>)L4*+:<4*4+.>ad P>+,)6<-/-/+74@.4T4>+V4-/>\:4>:./3+T.6:.V>+(?+0(V4>:.6+ T.(@4/64+0(4>+/(:+-00*4>>+:<4+6(VL@4i.:.4>+(?+-7)>4+-/0+><()@0+/(:+ 74+:<4+>(@4+04:4*V./-/:+?(*+-+9(V-/U>+-664>>+:(+>)LL(*:a ;<4+043*44+(?+*.>M+:(+-+9(V-/U>+>-?4:1R+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+->>(6.-:40+ 9.:<+:<4+-7)>4+-/0+:<4+*.>M+(?+<(V4@4>>/4>>+-*4+(?:4/+.3/(*40+71+ 3(T4*/V4/:+-34/6.4>+V4-/:+:(+<4@La+ ]V.@1+O94/R+L>16<(@(3.>:+-/0+>(6.-@+9(*M4*+-:+5:+k(</+(?+A(0+ K(>L.:-@+-/0+;<4*-L1+C4/:*4R+>-1>+0(V4>:.6+T.(@4/64+.>+/(:+94-@:<\ 0.>6*.V./-:(*1a+`B(V4/+(?+V4-/>+-*4+6-)3<:+./+:<4+>-V4+L(94*+ 01/-V.6>+(?+-7)>4dR+><4+>-1>a+ `Q./-/6.-@+-7)>4+.>+(/4+(?+:<4+V(>:+L(94*?)@+:-6:.6>+-/+-7)>4*+ 6-/+)>4+:(+M44L+-+9(V-/+:*-LL40+./+-/+-7)>.T4+*4@-:.(/><.LRd+P>+ O94/+>-1>a =(>.4+,-::1R+F&[!+G)>:*-@.-/+(?+:<4+'4-*R+9<(>4+>(/+9->+ murdered by his father last year, believes limiting access to financial >)LL(*:+>.VL@1+L):>+V(*4+9(V4/+-:+*.>Ma+ `;<41+w3(T4*/V4/:+04L-*:V4/:>x+-*4+>(+*4V(T40+?*(V+*4-@.:1dR+ P>+,-::1+>-.0+(/+:<4+G,CU>+hlG+L*(3*-V+:<.>+14-*a+`B(V4/+6-//(:+ flee or run if they’re contending with financial stress”, she explained. The 2011 Seeking Security Report was the first of its kind in G)>:*-@.-+:(+L*(T.04+-+6(VL*4<4/>.T4+L.6:)*4+(?+:<4+46(/(V.6+ .VL-6:>+?(*+T.6:.V>+(?+0(V4>:.6+T.(@4/64a++ The report points to often overlooked financial burdens such ->+:<4+6(>:+(?+:4VL(*-*1+-66(VV(0-:.(/R+(/3(./3+@43-@+7-::@4>R+-/0+ <4-@:<+L*(7@4V>+*4@-:40+:(+:<4+-7)>4+:<-:+6(/:./)4+(/64+-+9(V-/+ @4-T4>+:<4+?-V.@1+<(V4a+ 5)LL(*:+?*(V+3(T4*/V4/:+-34/6.4>+-/0+./04L4/04/:+-/0+/(:\ for-profit services are therefore critical in supporting women from all socioeconomic backgrounds to become financially independent

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-/0+>46)*4a+G//()/64V4/:>+./+:<4+Q404*-@+,)034:+*4T4-@40+<-*><+ ?)/0./3+6):>+:(+6*)6.-@+?*(/:\@./4+>4*T.64>+?(*+0(V4>:.6+T.(@4/64+ L*4T4/:.(/+-/0+>)LL(*:a+ ]@.3.7.@.:1+?(*+L-1V4/:+>)LL(*:+.>+>)7c46:+:(+>:*.6:4*+V4->)*4>+ than before. Now, just one measure – financial hardship – determines a woman’s access to Human Services financial support. Women like Susan who don’t fit these narrow government definitions will continue to be ignored. 84>L.:4+J*.V4+P./.>:4*+G77(::U>+(?:+6.:40+6(VV.:V4/:+:(+ stopping violence against women, the only action of significance <->+744/+-+L*(L(>40+L-*:.-@@1+?)/040+sZ&+V.@@.(/+0(V4>:.6+T.(@4/64+ -9-*4/4>>+6-VL-.3/a O/4+6-//(:+<4@L+7):+9(/04*+.?+-/+-9-*4/4>>+6-VL-.3/+-V()/:>+ :(+/(:<./3+V(*4+:<-/+@.L+>4*T.64+9<4/+:<4+>4*T.64>+-/0+>)LL(*:+:<-:+ 9(V4/+:)*/+:(+9.@@+74+)/04*?)/040+-/0+)/04*+*4>()*640a+ Faced with an uncertain financial future, Susan is now trying to find a job to cover living expenses. Struggling to regain financial ./04L4/04/64R+5)>-/+<->+744/+():+(?+:<4+9(*M?(*64+?(*+(T4*+:4/+ 14-*>a+`_(:+71+6<(.64+7):+746-)>4+-+c(7+9()@0+<-T4+V4-/:+I+<-0+ some kind of financial control – and that wasn’t tolerated”. I/+:<4+6(/:4i:+9<4*4+(/4+9(V-/+.>+V)*04*40+71+<4*+L-*:/4*+ (*+?(*V4*+L-*:/4*+./+G)>:*-@.-+4T4*1+944MR+:<4+-@@(6-:.(/+(?+s[aF+ billion to fighting terrorism and the meagre $30 million to domestic T.(@4/64+L*4T4/:.(/R+>44V>+0.>L*(L(*:.(/-:4+-:+74>:a+ S*34/:+-6:.(/+.>+/44040a+;<4+6(/>4e)4/64>+(?+./-6:.(/+9.@@+74+ ?4@:+?-*+?*(V+:<4+6@(>40+0((*>+:<-:+>.@4/64+0(V4>:.6+-7)>4a+ To contact any CASA (Centre Against Sexual Assault) in Victoria and the after-hours Sexual Assault Crisis Line (SACL), simply call 1800 806 292 or email SACL at ahcasa@thewomens.org.au. For resources "(2&'(6%#3"4'%(&%(&2%3.54';&*'%:.(;.\&<:."5.&*'5'4&_---=2*#;*= org.au (Domestic Violence Resource Centre Victoria) or contact 1800RESPECT (www.1800respect.org.au) at 1800 737 732.

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MARK FUCKERBERG by kate lawrence

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YOU TOO, YOUTUBE? by adrian yeung

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unsocially sober by rachael morris

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on the privilege of good mental health by hannah tricker

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was 19 when my first love told me in frustration via an open Skype 9./0(9+:<-:+<4+0.0/U:+)/04*>:-/0+9<1+I+6()@0/U:+c)>:+34:+():+(?+ bed and fix my life. I+9->+F&+9<4/+<4+@4?:+V4+:(+>:-*:+-+*4@-:.(/><.L+9.:<+-/(:<4*+3.*@R+ c)>:.?1./3+<.>+046.>.(/+71+4iL@-././3+:<-:+><4+0.0/U:+V-M4+4i6)>4>+?(*+ <4*+./-6:.T.:1+-/0+><4+9->+V(*4+046.>.T4a I+9->+FZ+9<4/+:<.>+>-V4+V-/+><-*40+-+L<(:(+(?+:<4+/49+ j04L*4>>.(/U+:-::((+:<-:+<4U0+3(::4/+?(*+V4/:-@+<4-@:<+-9-*4/4>>+ 944MR+9.:<+/(+V4/:.(/+(?+<.V>4@?+(*+-/1+?*.4/0+>)??4*./3+V4/:-@+ <4-@:<+.>>)4>+:(+-66(VL-/1+.:a+;<.>+9->+9<4/+I+*4-@.>40+:<4+>:-*M+ 0.??4*4/64+./+-::.:)04>+74:944/+:<(>4+9<(+M/(9+:<4+74<-T.()*\ -@:4*./3+9<.:4\<(:+V.>:+(?+-/i.4:1+(*+:<4+6<(M./3+7@-/M4:+(?+ 04L*4>>.(/+-/0+:<(>4+9<(+6-/+(/@1+4T4*+<(L4+:(+>1VL-:<.>4a I am 24 this year. Just one year younger than a hugely significant 9*.:4*+I+9->+40.:./3+9<(+?4@@+T.6:.V+:(+:<4+V(/>:4*+(?+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+ -/0+9<(+94+@(>:R+6-:-6@1>V.6-@@1R+./+:<4+7@./M+(?+-/+414a I:+9->+(/@1+-+0-1+@-:4*+9<4/+I+6-@@40+-+?*.4/0+(?+(T4*+-+046-04+ -+6)/:+W-+9(*0+I+)/?(*:)/-:4@1+>4@0(V+)>4X+?(*+>)334>:./3+:<-:+:<.>+ 9*.:4*+9()@0+74+*4V4V74*40+?(*+<(9+><4+@4?:R+*-:<4*+:<-/+?(*+<4*+ 4/0)*./3+@43-61+(?+M./0/4>>R+4VL-:<1+-/0+@.:4*-*1+4i64@@4/64a+B.:<+ -/+-L(@(31+?(*+<.>+:-6:@4>>/4>>R+<4+94/:+(/+:(+.VL@1+:<-:+>).6.04+9->+ -+046.>.(/R+/(:+-+>1VL:(Va+I+.:4*-:40+:<-:+T4*1+?49+L4(L@4+@(>:+:(+ >).6.04+>-:+0(9/+-/0+9*(:4+)L+-+@.>:+(?+L*(>+-/0+6(/>+74?(*4<-/0v+ *-:.(/-@.:1+.>+-/+4@4V4/:+./6(VL-:.7@4+9.:<+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>a+K4/64R+.:U>+ ./6(/3*)()>+:(+*-:.(/-@.>4+>).6.04+->+9*(/3a+K4+0.0/U:+*4L@1a I+M/(9+:<-:+./+V1+L*40(V./-/:@1+@4?:1+-/0+L*(\4e)-@.:1+>(6.-@+ /4:9(*MR+V1+T.49>+-*4+:<4+V(>:+6(VV(/@1+<4@0+(/4>+f+4T4/+-V(/3+ :<4+6(/>.>:4/:@1+V4/:-@@1+94@@a+G/0+():>.04+(?+:<.>R+:<4*4+-*4+L4(L@4+ 9<(UT4+/4T4*+4iL4*.4/640+V4/:-@+<4-@:<+.>>)4>+9<(>4+(L./.(/>+ -*4+/(:+3).040+71+:<4+.//-:4+.3/(*-/64+V1+?*.4/0+0.>L@-140R+-/0+ 9<(>4+L*.T.@434+(?+94@@/4>>+0(4>+/(:+7@./0+:<4V+:(+:<4.*+./-7.@.:1+ :(+?)@@1+4VL-:<.>4a+Q)*:<4*V(*4R+:<4+./:4*/4:+3.T4>+)>+-664>>+:(+-+

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94-@:<+(?+./?(*V-:.(/+-7():+V4/:-@+<4-@:<+-/0R+V(*4+.VL(*:-/:@1R+ 6(VV)/.:.4>+(?+@.M4\V./040+L4(L@4+f+./6@)0./3+6-/0.0+9*.:4*>+ -/0+-*:.>:>+f+9<(+-*4+@.T./3+9.:<+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+WIUV+@((M./3+-:+1()R+ :)V7@*Xa+,):+:<4*4+-*4+>:.@@+-+L*.T.@4340+?49+9<(>4+7*-./+6<4V.6-@>+ <-T4+/4T4*+(T4*9<4@V40+:<4V+9.:<+./4iL@.6-7@4+4V(:.(/+(*+ L-/.6R+(*+*(7740+:<4V+(?+:<4+-7.@.:1+:(+4/3-34+./+*-:.(/-@+:<()3<:+ L*(64>>4>a+G/0+.:U>+:<4>4+6(/>.>:4/:@1+94@@+./0.T.0)-@>+9<(>4+ inability to empathise (by definition) adds to the stigma surrounding V4/:-@+<4-@:<a ;<4+6*.LL@./3+M.6M4*+(?+04L*4>>.(/+.>+:<-:+.:+6(/T./64>+1()+:<-:+ .:U>+L-*:+(?+1()+f+-/+.04-+>)LL(*:40+71+:<4+9.04*R+V(*4+(@0\?-><.(/40+ 74@.4?>+-7():+V4/:-@+<4-@:<a+I:+.>+(?:+L4*64.T40+71+:<4+L>16<4+/(:+ as an illness with origins external to personality, but as a fixed and fundamental flaw in one’s character. I believed this through my teens ->+:4**.?1./3+.@@/4>>4>+./:4*V.::4/:@1+*4/:40+V1+<4-0>L-64a+I+6()@0/U:+ 0(+9<-:+(:<4*+L4(L@4+6()@0a+I+6*.40+:((+V)6<a+I+9->+@4>>4*R+7*(M4/a+ I:+9->+-+<)34+7)*04/+:<-:+I+7(*4+>.@4/:@1+?(*+14-*>+f+:(+V1+(9/+ 04:*.V4/:a+ _(:+74./3+-7@4+:(+>4L-*-:4+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+?*(V+>4@?\.04/:.:1+(/@1+ ?)*:<4*+6(VL()/0>+:<4+L*(7@4Va+Q(*+:<(>4+>)??4*./3+04L*4>>.(/+ (*+-/i.4:1R+*4->(/+(?:4/+(/@1+*)/>+./+:<4+7-6M3*()/0+W.?+-:+-@@X+->+-+ @.::@4R+/.33@./3+T(.64+(?+>4@?\@(-:<./3R+V-**.40+:(+./>46)*.:.4>a+'()+>)6M+ 746-)>4+1()+0(/U:+34:+():+(?+740R+.:+:4@@>+1()a+'()U*4+@-g1R+L-:<4:.6a+ '()*+?*.4/0>+/4T4*+>44+1()+-/0+L*(7-7@1+*4>4/:+1()+f+-/0+1()U*4+/(:+ 4T4/+7)>1a+'()+<-T4/U:+6<-/340+():+(?+1()*+Jk>+./+:9(+0-1>+f+3*(>>a+ '()+7-.@40+(/+9(*M+-3-./a+'()*+<()>4V-:4>+34:+)L+-:+>4T4/+?(*+9(*M+ – why can’t you? Why can’t you just get out of bed and fix your life? This stigma of mental health issues that endorses them as fixed L-*:>+(?+-+3*4-:4*+9<(@4+.>+4/6-L>)@-:40+./+:<4+6(VV(/R+04*(3-:(*1+ )>4+(?+:<4+9(*0+j6*-g1U+:(+*4?4*+:(+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+>)??4*4*>+-/0+-/1+ M./0+(?+./4iL@.6-7@4+74<-T.()*+>1/(/1V()>@1a+jC*-g1U+74<-T.()*+.>+ 0.??4*4/:R+)/)>)-@+(*+<.3<@1+.**-:.(/-@R+-/0R+./+-+V4>>+(?+6(/>4*T-:.T4+

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-/0+V(>:+@.M4@1+34/04*40+@(3.6R+j6*-g1+L4(L@4U+><()@0+74+><)//40R+ 0.>V.>>40+(*+-T(.040a+;<4+9(*0U>+)>4+<->+/(:+14:+744/+6*.:.e)40+:(+ :<4+L(./:+9<4*471+.:>+*46@-V-:.(/+9()@0+0(+-/1:<./3+(:<4*+:<-/+ ?)*:<4*+.>(@-:4+:<4+./0.T.0)-@+*46@-.V./3+.:+f+(00R+3.T4/+:<-:+5G_]+ Australiaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website tells us that one fifth of Australian adults suffer >(V4+?(*V+(?+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+4T4*1+14-*a+;<4+j6*-g1U+:<-:+.>+:*4-:40+->+ :<4+-/:.:<4>.>+(?+/(*V-@+*4-@@1+.>/U:+:<-:+?-*+?*(V+:<4+/(*V+-:+-@@a O/4+6()@0+-*3)4+:<-:+:<4+L*4T-@4/64+(?+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+./+G)>:*-@.-+ .>+>)6<+746-)>4+(?+:<4+@-6M+(?+>)LL(*:+/4:9(*M>+?(*+:<(>4+>)??4*./3+ .:a+A*-/:40R+9<.@4+I+:<./M+:<-:U>+:<4+6->4R+:<4+6)@:)*-@+L4*64L:.(/+(?+ V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+?440>+./:(+:<4+/->:1+@((L+:<-:+L*4T4/:>+L4(L@4+?*(V+ >44M./3+:*4-:V4/:a+;(+(*3-/.>4+V40.6-@+-LL(./:V4/:>+(*+>()*64+ V40.6-:.(/+:<-:+6()@0+V-M4+-+<4-@:<+.>>)4+V-/-34-7@4+>44V>+-+ @(3.6-@+>:4L+9<4/+04-@./3+9.:<+-/+.@@/4>>a+,):+:<4+>:.@@\V1>:4*.()>+ mind has false notions of fragility and permanence affixed to it, such :<-:+-+jV4/:-@+7*4-M0(9/U+.>+-+L<4/(V4/(/+(?:4/+:<()3<:+:(+*4/04*+ >(V4(/4+.**4L-*-7@1+0-V-340+Wj6*-g1UXa C(/T4*>4@1R+@-74@>+6-/+-6:)-@@1+74+*4-@@1+6(V?(*:./3+9<4/+-LL@.40+ 9.:<+-66)*-61+-/0+6-*4a+Q./0./3+():+?*(V+-+V40.6-@+L*(?4>>.(/-@+:<-:+ -+6*.LL@./3+4iL4*.4/64+1()+<-T4+.>+>(+6(VV(/+:<-:+.:+<->+-+/-V4+ -/0+-+@.>:+(?+>1VL:(V>+6-/+-@@(9+1()+:(+4i:4*/-@.>4+.:a+I+?4@:+@.74*-:40+ 9<4/+I+*4-@.>40+6<-*-6:4*.>:.6>+(?+:<4+>L.*-@@./3+?(3+:<-:+0*-3>+V4+ into stasis every few years are not specific to just me. Illness does not define someone and therefore, I am not my illness; it is a thing :<-:+<-LL4/>+:(+V4R+9<.6<+I+6-/+V-/-34a+5(V4:.V4>R+:<()3<R+:<.>+ M/(9@4034+0(4>/U:+<-T4+:<4+94.3<:+.:+><()@0a+5.VL@4+.>+/(:+-@9-1>+ >1/(/1V()>+9.:<+4->1a ;9(+944M>+-3(R+I+<-0+-+?-@@./3+():+9.:<+-/+(@0+?*.4/0+:<-:+V-04+ V4+0()7:+V1+9(*:<+-7>(@):4@1a+I:+9->+-+>@.LL-34+(?+9(*0>R+4T.04/64+ (?+.**.:-:.(/>+/(:+6(VV)/.6-:40a+W_(R+I+0.0/U:+6-@@+:<.>+(/4+-+6)/:aX+,):+ .?+-@@+(?+V1+T-@)40+?*.4/0>+>46*4:@1+<-*7()*40+.>>)4>+9.:<+V4R+<(9+ V-/1+:<./3>+94*4+9*(/3+9.:<+V4D+B<-:+9->+:<4+L(./:+(?+V4R+:<4/D

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I+6()@0+:4@@+1()+:<-:+I+7*-/6<40+():+-/0+:-@M40+:(+?*.4/0>+9<(+ confirmed Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not universally secretly hated; I ranted, asked for -0T.64+-/0+:((M+>(@-64+./+:<4.*+9.@@./3+<4@La+I+6()@0+-@>(+:4@@+1()+:<-:+ 9<4/+I+9->+[NR+I+:((M+<-@?+-+L-6M4:+(?+L-*-64:-V(@+7):+:<4/+>:(LL40+ because as I progressed up the cheap plastic sheet, I made a definite 046.>.(/+:(+@.T4+f+-+046.>.(/+:<-:+46<(4>+./:(+V1+L*4>4/:+-/0+-6:>+->+-+ flimsy safeguard against self-harm; an old, bent umbrella on a dark, 9./01+0-1a+I+6()@0+:4@@+1()+:<-:+:<4>4+-6:.(/>+94*4+9<-:+>-T40+V4+ 9<4/+I+4L<4V4*-@@1+:<()3<:+V1+@.?4+9->+/(:+9(*:<+@.T./3+-+?(*:/.3<:+ -3(a+,):+IU0+74+@1./3a+=4-@@1D+I+9->+c)>:+@)6M1a+ I/+:<.>+6->4R+:<4+414+(?+:<4+>:(*V+(?+04L*4>>.(/+>-:+-7(T4+V4+ @(/3+4/()3<+:<-:+I+9->+-7@4+:(+<(@0+(/+:<*()3<+:(+:<4+(:<4*+>.04+(?+ :<4+/-:)*-@+0.>->:4*a+;<4+6.*6)V>:-/64>+(?+:<-:+:-/3.7@4+><.:>:(*V+ *4>(@T40+-*()/0+V4+c)>:+->+:<4+-/i.4:1+)/04*+V1+>M./+0.0a+,):+7-0+ V4/:-@+94-:<4*+6-/+74+L*40.6:-7@4R+)/L*40.6:-7@4R+>@(9+7)*/./3R+(*+ >)004/+-/0+04T->:-:./3a+I:+*(7>+:<4+9(*@0+(?+L4(L@4+9<(+><()@0+>:.@@+ 74+<4*4R+9<(+>:.@@+<-T4+>(+V)6<+:(+><-*4+9.:<+)>a+G/0+>(V4:.V4>R+ :<4*4U>+/(:<./3+-/1+(?+)>+6-/+0(a ]i64L:+:(+-6:+->+-34/:>+(?+L*4T4/:.(/a+G/34*+.>+-+/-:)*-@+L-*:+(?+ :<4+3*.4T./3+L*(64>>R+7):+L@4->4R+0(/U:+?)*:<4*+:<4+>:.3V-a+I+.VL@(*4+ 1()+?*(V+:<4+7(::(V+(?+V1+94@@\94-:<4*40+<4-*:Y+0(/U:+6(/04V/+ :<(>4+9<(V+V4/:-@+.@@/4>>+6@-.V>a+;<41+94*4/U:+0-V-340R+7*(M4/R+(*+ -/1+@4>>4*+./+e)-@.:1+746-)>4+(?+9<-:+:<4.*+.@@/4>>+L):+:<4V+:<*()3<R+ 9<-:+04L:<>+(?+4V(:.(/+:<41+?4@:a+2(T4+:<4V+?(*+9<(+:<41+94*4+ ():>.04+(?+:<4.*+.@@/4>>a+=4V4V74*+:<4V+?(*+:<4+6(/:*.7):.(/>+:<41+ V-04+04>L.:4+.:a !%#&'(6%#3"4'%(&"(2&#.5%8#;.5&"7%84&3.(4":&C.":4C\&<:."5.&*'5'4& ---=7.+%(27:8.=%#$="8&%#&;"::&Rabb&OO&cdad=&)6&+%8&%#&5%3.%(.& +%8&M(%-&(..2&8#$.(4&C.:<\&+%8&;"(&J'6.:'(.&%(&Ra&RR&Rc&^---= lifeline.org.au) or Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467 (www. suicidecallbackservice.org.au).

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A Rookieís Guide To Gym Tribes by josh green

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cyclord / Is Melbourne a Cycling City?

**R+./+><(*:R+/(a+I+V4-/R+.:+():L4*?(*V>+V(>:+G)>:*-@.-/+6.:.4>R+7):+ :<-:U>+@.M4+->M./3+9<.6<+(?+:<4+>./34*>+(/+:<4+@-:4>:+>4->(/+(?+;<4+ Voice is the greatest musician of all time. Defining exactly what a ‘cycling city’ is can be a bit tricky, and figuring out exactly how to get :(+:<-:+L(./:+.>+4T4/+<-*04*a+G+616@./3+6.:1+V-1+74+(/4+9<4*4+-+@(:+(?+ L4(L@4+616@4+f+7):+4i-6:@1+9<.6<+e)4>:.(/+><()@0+1()+74+->M./3D+8(+ 1()+V4->)*4+<(9+V-/1+L4(L@4+616@4+:(+9(*MR+9<-:+L*(L(*:.(/+(?+-@@+ :*.L>+.>+:-M4/+(/+-+7.M4+(*+<(9+V-/1+L4(L@4+616@4+*43)@-*@1D B<4/+L4(L@4+:-@M+j616@./3+6.:.4>UR+L-*:.6)@-*@1+9<4/+:<41U*4+ ./:4*4>:40+./+V-M./3+L*(3*4>>+4@>49<4*4R+:<41+/(*V-@@1+:-M4+ ?-V()>@1+7.M4\?*.4/0@1+6.:.4>+@.M4+GV>:4*0-V+(*+C(L4/<-34/+-/0+:*1+ :(+.04/:.?1+4i-6:@1+9<-:+.:+.>+:<-:+<->+j9(*M40U+(T4*+:<4*4+-/0+<(9+ it might work in other places. But this is a tremendously difficult :<./3+:(+0(+f+9<4/+V-M./3+>)6<+6(VL-*.>(/>+:<4*4+-*4+.//)V4*-7@4+ :<./3>+:(+6(/>.04*R+>)6<+->+:(L(3*-L<1R+6@.V-:4R+04V(3*-L<.6>R+)*7-/+ >:*)6:)*4R+-/0+L(@.:.6-@+-/0+6)@:)*-@+?-6:(*>a+;<.>+V-M4>+.:+<-*0+:(+ -::*.7):4+>)664>>+./+(/4+L@-64+:(+-/1+>./3@4+?-6:(*R+(*+9(*M+():+<(9+:(+ 4V)@-:4+:<.>+4@>49<4*4a I:U>+9(*:<+:*1./3+:(+@4-*/+?*(V+(:<4*+L@-64>R+:<()3<a+I+9->+./+ |)*.6<+-/0+P)/.6<+@->:+14-*+:*1./3+:(+0(+c)>:+:<-:a+|)*.6<+9->/U:+ V)6<+74::4*+:<-/+P4@7()*/4+?(*+616@./3R+-@:<()3<+.:+0.0+<-T4+ (figuratively) killer public transport and decision makers who *4-@.>40+0.>6()*-3./3+L4(L@4+?*(V+0*.T./3+-/0+L-*M./3+./+04/>4+ )*7-/+-*4->+9->+:<4+9-1+:(+3(a+P)/.6<+9->+V)6<+74::4*+?(*+7.M4>R+ 9.:<+-/+.VL*4>>.T4+/4:9(*M+(?+>4L-*-:4+7.M4+L-:<>+-@(/3+V-./+*(-0>+ -/0+-+Z&MVE<+>L440+@.V.:+(/+7->.6-@@1+-@@+7-6M>:*44:>+:<-:+V-04+ 616@./3+>-?4+W-/0+?44@+>-?4X+9.:<():+/440./3+7.M4+@-/4>a+,(:<+6.:.4>+ <-0+3.T4/+:<()3<:+:(+9<-:+-+T-*.4:1+(?+L4(L@4+V.3<:+/440+:(+>:-*:+(*+ M44L+616@./3R+4>L46.-@@1+)/04*\*4L*4>4/:40+3*()L>+@.M4+9(V4/R+:<4+ 4@04*@1+-/0+?-V.@.4>+9.:<+6<.@0*4/a I:U>+-@@+T4*1+94@@+:(+@((M+-:+:<./3>+@.M4+L(@.6.4>+:<-:+0.>6()*-34+ C,8+L-*M./3+(*+./?*->:*)6:)*4+@.M4+6.:19.04+/4:9(*M>+(?+7.M4+L-:<>+ -/0+:<./MR+`K41R+:<-:+9()@0+74+*4-@@1+3*4-:+./+P4@7()*/4^d+;<4+:*.6M+.>+ to then figure out how to make this work here. Will these measures 74+4??46:.T4+./+.>(@-:.(/D+G*4+:<41+3((0+.04->+:<-:+<-T4+/(+6<-/64+./+ <4@@+(?+34::./3+>)LL(*:+?*(V+:<4+L(@.:.6.-/>+9<(+6-@@+:<4+><(:>D+I+:<./M+ :<4+>(@):.(/+.>+:(+4V740+-/1+6<-/34>+./+@(/3\:4*V+-/0+./:43*-:40+

74 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

with alexander sheko

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society /

playing the field / International Champions Cup with dexter gillman

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paper aeroplanes being launched onto the field, and :<-:+-:+:<4+6(VL@4:.(/+(?+:<4+V-:6<+:<4+6*(90+7((40a+ ;<4+-*:.6@4+9->+-66(VL-/.40+71+-+:944:+?*(V+?(*V4*+ 5(664*((+_40+|4@.6+9<(+>-.0+.:+@((M40+V(*4+@.M4+:<4+ `67?+C)Lda+G@:<()3<+-+V(*4+:<*.@@./3+3-V4R+:<4+/4i:+ V-:6<+74:944/+P-/6<4>:4*+C.:1+-/0+=(V-+0*49+ -+6*(90+(?+-*()/0+"&R&&&a+;<.>+L*(VL:40+?)*:<4*+ 04:*-6:(*>+:(+@-74@+:<4+4T4/:+-+?-.@)*4+-/0+V(*4+ 4T.04/64+(?+-/+4/04V.6+-/0+L4*L4:)-@+@-6M+(?+>4*.()>+ ./:4*4>:+./+>(664*+?*(V+G)>:*-@.-/+-)0.4/64>a+ It was the third and final match that provoked :<4+74>:+*4-6:.(/>a+P-/6<4>:4*+C.:1+-/0+=4-@+P-0*.0+ L@-140+(/+-+Q*.0-1+/.3<:+./+?*(/:+(?+%%RZ$F+?-/>a+G6*(>>+ :(9/R+-:+]:.<-0+5:-0.)V+F#R$[!+L4(L@4+:)*/40+)L+?(*+ Q*.0-1+/.3<:+?((:1+:(+>44+C-*@:(/+>)??4*+:<4.*+9(*>:\ 4T4*+04?4-:a+;<4+6(VL-*.>(/+9->+e).6M@1+>4.g40+)L(/a+ ;<4+ICC+9->+<-.@40+-+*(-*./3+>)664>>R+-/0+:<4+GQ2+ would have to face some difficult questions. Again ,C.&?$.+9->+(/+:<4+?*(/:+?((:R+*4V./0./3+*4-04*>+:<-:+ :<.>+GQ2+>4->(/+<->+>44/+:<4+@(94>:+-T4*-34+>6(*4+L4*+ 3-V4+>./64+[%#$a+G/+)3@1R+(T4*@1+04?4/>.T4+>:1@4+(?+ L@-1+-/0+:<4+4i:4/>.(/+(?+:<4+ICC+./+P4@7()*/4+V.3<:+ :<*4-:4/+:(+)/04*V./4+:<4+GQ2U>+/43(:.-:./3+L(>.:.(/+ ?(*+:<4+/49+7*(-06->:+*.3<:>+04-@a+=(<-/+C(//(@@1R+ >4/.(*+?((:7-@@+9*.:4*+?(*+,C.&?$.R+@-V4/:40+:<4+ L(94*+(?+3@(7-@.>-:.(/+:(+T-/e).><+:<4+GQ2+./+.:>+(9/+ 7-6M1-*0+71+L@-6./3+-+6(L1+(?+!)!?&RS+./+4T4*1+6<.@0U>+ 740*((Va ,):+->+.>+>(+(?:4/+:<4+6->4R+-/17(01+>44M./3+-/+ )/7.->40R+:*):<?)@+-66()/:+(?+9<-:+.>+<-LL4/./3+:(+:<.>+ 6.:1U>+>L(*:./3+L*.(*.:.4>+/440+/(:+<-T4+>4-*6<40+-/1+ ?)*:<4*+:<-/+:<4+0.#":2&B8(a+;<4+J4(L@4U>+J-L4*R+->+I+ *4?4*+:(+.:R+L)7@.><40+-+>)*T41+(?+-::4/044>+?*(V+:<4+ ICC+V-:6<4>a+;<4+.*(/6@-0+>)*T41+9.:<+-+>-VL@4+>.g4+ (?+FZF+*4T4-@40+:<-:+-+9<(LL./3+V-c(*.:1+(?+L4(L@4+ >:.@@+0(/U:+6-*4+-7():+:<4+G\24-3)4+W:<-:U>+G)>:*-@.-+ 0(V4>:.6+>(664*+@4-3)4R+./+6->4+1()U*4+)/?-V.@.-*XR+ 9.:<+N$t+>-1./3+:<41+9()@0+*-:<4*+9-:6<+:<4+]/3@.><+ J*4V.4*+24-3)4+(/+:4@4T.>.(/+f+L*4>)V-7@1+-:+ZY&&+GP+ 9<4/+.:+.>+(/+;b+f+:<-/+-::4/0+-/+G\24-3)4+V-:6<a+ B<-:+:<4+ICC+*4-@@1+04V(/>:*-:40+.>+:<-:+ P4@7()*/4+<->+:<4+>L(*:./3+./?*->:*)6:)*4+-/0+ sufficient fan base to support one-off marquee events 9<.6<+./T(@T4+9(*@0\*4/(9/40+:4-V>+-/0+>)L4*>:-*+ L@-14*>a+;<-:+0(4>/U:+/464>>-*.@1+:*-/>@-:4+:(+-/+4e)-@+ ?4*T()*+?(*+()*+0(V4>:.6+T4*>.(/+(?+:<-:+>L(*:R+/(*+-+ :<*4-:+:(+:<4+GQ2a+,-*:+C-VL74@@+-/0+;2G+B(*@09.04+ >44V+:(+M/(9+:<.>a+8)*./3+:<.>+14-*U>+ICCR+*4L(*:>+ 4V4*340+:<-:+:<41+94*4+-@*4-01+9(*M./3+(/+04-@>+ :(+7*./3+():+GV4*.6-/+_Q2R+_,G+-/0+P-c(*+24-3)4+ ,->47-@@+:4-V>a+I+?(*+(/4+<(L4+:<-:+,C.&?$.+@.T4>+@(/3+ 4/()3<+:(+L)7@.><+-@-*V.>:+./:4*L*4:-:.(/>+(?+:<(>4+ 4i<.7.:.(/+V-:6<4>+:((a+

farrago 2015 / edition six / 75

/ Society

LETíS (TWO) PARTY (SYSTEM) TONIGHt by daniel beratis

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As A Kid I Was Pissed On By A Lion by m.a. ruiz

:+<-LL4/40+(/+-+?-V.@1+*(-0+:*.La+I+0(/U:+-6:)-@@1+*4V4V74*+V)6<+4i64L:+?(*+3*41+ skies and rain; church and fights between my parents â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and the day zoo because 9<-:+:<4+?)6M+9->+:<4+0.??4*4/64+74:944/+-+g((+-/0+-+j0-1U+g((D+I+0.0/U:+M/(9+:<4/a+ I+>:.@@+0(/U:+/(9a+I+c)>:+*4V4V74*+.:+74./3+6-@@40+-+0-1+g((+-/0+/-33./3+V1+L-*4/:>+:(+ 3(+746-)>4+:<4*4+9->+-+>.3/+f+2IO_5+f+-/0+:<-:U>+-@@+:<-:+*4-@@1+V-::4*40a+IU0+/4T4*+ >44/+-+@.(/+74?(*4R+(/@1+,C.&J'%(&K'($+7):+I+6()@0/U:+9-:6<+:<-:+-/1+V(*4+j6-)>4+IU0+ *)./40+:<4+bK5a+ ;<4+@-01+-:+./?(*V-:.(/+:(@0+)>+:<4*4+9->+-+?440./3+><(9+-/0+.?+94+*-/+94+6()@0+ >:.@@+V-M4+.:a+I+*-/+7):+:<4+6*(90+9->+<)34+-/0+I+9->+><(*:+-/0+>V-@@+-/0+4T4/+9.:<+ -@@+V1+>M.//1+-*V+L)><./3+I+6()@0/U:+/)034+V1+9-1+:(+:<4+?*(/:a+I+9->+>)**()/040+ (/+-@@+>.04>+71+L-*4/:>+L*(:46:./3+:<4.*+M.0>U+T.49>+-/0+I+6()@0/U:+>44+><.:a+G@@+I+6()@0+ <4-*+9->+-+6*-6M@1+T(.64+./+:<4+>L4-M4*>+-/0+:<4/+-+*(-*a+;<4+6*(90+6@-LL40+-/0+ "-.2+7):+I+>:.@@+6()@0/U:+34:+:<*()3<a+;<-:U>+9<4/+:<./3>+6<-/340a ;<4+@.(/+M44L4*+><():40+:(+34:+7-6M+-/0+:<4+6*(90+L*4>>40+)L+-3-./>:+:<4+?4/64+ in front of the enclosure all shuffled back real quick and parted around me. For the first time I could see and there was no fucking way I was going to move because the @.(/+9->+3(*34()>R+9.:<+-+V-c4>:.6+V-/4a+K4+0.0/U:+6-*4+?(*+:<4+6<)/M+(?+V4-:+<-/3./3+ ?*(V+:<4+<((Ma+K4+9->+L*(9@./3+-/0+:<4+@.(/+M44L4*+M4L:+><():./3+:(+34:+7-6Ma+ Get back, she shouted and I looked around to find I was alone where the crowd <-0+(/64+>:((0a+Q((@>+?(*+V(T./3R+I+:<()3<:R+746-)>4+:<4+@.(/+9->+/(9+)L+-3-./>:+:<4+ 4/6@(>)*4+-/0+<4+9->+7.3+-/0+74-):.?)@+-/0+I+0.0/U:+>44+9<1+94+<-0+:(+V(T4+7-6Ma+,):+ :<4/+:<4+@.(/+@.?:40+<.>+@43+-/0+L.>>+>L*-140+@.M4+-+>L*./M@4*a+I/+9<-:+>44V40+@.M4+>@(9+ V(:.(/R+I+9-:6<40+:<4+@.(/U>+L.>>+>944L+-/0+-*6+.:>+9-1+:<*()3<+:<4+-.*+-/0+(/:(+V4a+ ;<4+@.(/+*(-*40+-/0+*.LL40+:<4+V4-:+?*(V+:<4+<((Ma+Q((@>+?(*+V(T./3a

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What happens when we go to Church by brian allen

e file in behind Mum and sit in one of the pews. It’s 10:35am. Just fifty-five minutes to go. I look up at the -@:-*a+B4UT4+3(:+Q-:<4*+B.@@+-3-./a+K4U>+-+L)031+@.::@4+V-/+9.:<+-+7-@0+L-:6<a+I+:)/4+./a+Ì/+:<4+/-V4+(?+:<4+ Q-:<4*R+:<4+5(/R+-/0+:<4+K(@1+5L.*.:d+y-/0+IUV+():+-3-./a+I+@((M+-*()/0+-/0+6<46M+.?+I+6-/+>44+-/1(/4+?*(V+>6<((@a+ I look at the other side of the church to see if I can find the Gregsons. They’re not sitting in their spot. Probably >:.@@+-:+G)>M.6Ma+ H-04/+J4:4*>+-/0+<.>+?-V.@1+-*4+-:+:<4+7-6Ma+K4+9->+./+V1+3*-04+!E#+6@->>+@->:+14-*+-/0+9->+>6<((@+6-L:-./a+ I+9(/04*+.?+I+6-/+34:+<.>+-::4/:.(/a+G+/(0+9()@0+74+3((0a+O<+-/0+:<4*4U>+=-6<4@a+K4*+@(/3+7*(9/+<-.*+.>+->+><./1+ ->+4T4*+-/0+><4U>+94-*./3+:<-:+/-T1+7@)4+9((@4/+c-6M4:+-3-./a+I+9(/04*+.?+><4+4T4*+@((M>+(T4*+-:+V4D+G/0+:<4*4U>+ that old guy who always sits up the front and gawks at the priest. He’s got fluffy white hair and his face reminds V4+(?+b(@04V(*:a+ Ò<+<4U>+-+74-):.?)@+V-/Rd+P)V+>-1>+9<4/+94+c(M4+-7():+<.Va+G/0+:<4*4U>+3(@04/+k4>)>a+K4U>+(/+:<4+6*(>>+(/+ :<4+7@)4+9-@@+74<./0+:<4+-@:-*a+K.>+3(@0+9*4-:<+@((M>+L*4::1+6((@+)/04*+>L(:@.3<:a+ I+@((M+7-6M+:(+:<4+6(/3*43-:.(/+7):+>44+>(V4:<./3+V(T4a+A(@0+k4>)>+.>+V(T./3a+K4U>+:*1./3+:(+L)@@+<.V>4@?+ ?*44+?*(V+:<4+7@)4+9-@@a+;<4+-*V>+(?+:<4+6*(>>+>9./3+?(*9-*0+-/0+7-6M+->+<4+:*.4>+:(+L)@@+?*44a+5:.@@+-::-6<40+:(+:<4+ 6*(>>R+<4+9*.33@4>+?*44+?*(V+:<4+9-@@+-/0+04>64/0>a+I+9-.:+?(*+:<4+6*-><+->+<4+0*(L>+74<./0+:<4+-@:-*+7):+.:+0(4>/U:+ come. Instead he rises and flies over the altar and Father Will. He flies over us and we look up in awe. `B(((<+<(((Rd+<4+>-1>R+->+<4+>-.@>+(T4*+)>a+ He does loops and flips at the other side of the church. Suddenly, I feel a chill in my ear. I shake my head and <4-*+@-)3<./3a `B4:+9.@@.4Rd+V1+1()/34*+7*(:<4*+>-1>a+ I+:)*/+-/0+>44+<.V+>@.0./3+-9-1+?*(V+V4a Ò.Rd+I+<.>>a+ I+>@.04+:(+<.V+-/0+L./6<+<.V+->+<-*0+->+I+6-/a+ `,44+>:./3Rd+I+>-1R+>e)44g./3+-+7.:+(?+<.>+>M./+74:944/+V1+M/)6M@4>a+ P)V+3*-7>+V1+<((0+-/0+0*-3>+V4+7-6M+(T4*+:(+<4*a+ `,4<-T4Rd+><4+>/-*@>a+ I+>.:+./+V1+>L(:+-/0+7*4-:<4a+I+@((M+():+:<4+6(*/4*+(?+V1+414+-:+V1+7*(:<4*+-/0+>V.@4a+I+:)/4+./+-3-./a+I+6-/+ <4-*+:<4+T(.64+(?+OL4*-+2-01a+5<4U>+>:():+9.:<+-+<4-0+(?+9<.:4+<-.*a+5<4+>./3>+(L4*-+./+<1V/>+-/0+.:+>)6M>a+P1+

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illustration by camilla eustance

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1()/34*+>.>:4*+-/0+I+3.33@4+9<4/+><4+>./3>+-+<.3<+/(:4a+I+9-/:+:(+.V.:-:4+<4*+-/0+9-.:+?(*+:<4+<.3<+/(:4+6(V./3a+ `,@4>>40+.>+<4+9<(+6(V4>+./+:<4+/-V4+(?+:<4+2(*0a+K(>-//-R+K(>-//-R+K(>-//-+./+:<4Rd+><4+>./3>a+ I+9-.:+?(*+.:a+ `K.3<yd `,-/3^d Her stomach explodes. Her clothing and skin fly everywhere and people around her duck. She looks down at <4*+4iL(>40+(*3-/>R+><*)3>+<4*+><()@04*>R+-/0+M44L>+>./3./3a+ `K(>-//-+./+:<4+K.3<ya4>>>>:ad+ 5)004/@1R+V1+>.>:4*+@-)3<>a+`;<-:+9->+-6:)-@@1+-+3((0+(/4Rd+><4+>-1>a+ Q-:<4*+B.@@+-/0+V-/1+L-*.><.(/4*>+-*4+@-)3<./3a+K4+V)>:+<-T4+:(@0+-/(:<4*+3(@?+>:(*1a+I+?(6)>a+K4+L-64>+./+ ?*(/:+(?+:<4+-@:-*+:<4/+L-)>4>+9.:<+<.>+<-/0+*-.>40a+I+9-.:+?(*+<.V+:(+>:-*:+-3-./a+I+9-.:+:4/+>46(/0>+7):+/(:<./3+ 6(V4>a+I+@((M+-*()/0+:(+>44+(:<4*+L4(L@4>U+*4-6:.(/>a+]T4*1(/4+.>+?*(g4/a+P1+7*(:<4*+@((M>+0.>:*4>>40a+I+@((M+ 0(9/+-:+<.>+-*Vv+V1+1()/34*+>.>:4*+.>+L./6<./3+.:a+B.:<+3*.:+:44:<R+><4+>:-*4>+-:+:<4+>L(:+><4U>+-::-6M./3a+,4>.04+ them, Mum sits with one leg over the other, head tilted, biting a fingernail. ;<4*4U>+-+5:-*+B-*>+@->4*+>()/0+-/0+>.i+61@./0*.6-@+@.3<:+*-1>+><((:+0(9/+?*(V+:<4+64.@./3+-7(T4+:<4+-@:-*a+ ;<41+>)**()/0+:<4+-@:-*+@.M4+-+>:-*a+;<41U*4+*40R+7@-6MR+L./MR+14@@(9R+7@)4+-/0+3*44/a+ O):+(?+:<4+6(*/4*+V1+414+I+>44+H-04/+J4:4*>+V-*6<./3+:(+:<4Va+K4+>:-*4>+-:+:<4V+->+<4+V-M4>+<.>+9-1+)L+-/+ -.>@4a+Q()*+(:<4*+:44/-34*>+0(+:<4+>-V4+7):+./+0.??4*4/:+-.>@4>a+I+*46(3/.>4+(/4+(?+:<4+3.*@>+?*(V+:<4+C-:<(@.6+<.3<+ >6<((@a+5<4+*464/:@1+6-V4+./:(+V1+6@->>+:(+:-@M+-7():+<4*+>6<((@a+;<4+:44/-34*>+:-M4+(/4+@.3<:+*-1+4-6<+-/0+4/:4*a+ They are lifted off the floor and their heads tilt back and their chests face the roof. Their bodies shake a little like they are being electrocuted. They spin slowly and then drop to the floor. They don’t move for a while and I want :(+>44+.?+:<41U*4+(M-1a+;<4/+I+?44@+>(V4(/4+/)03./3+V4a+ `A4:+)L+34:+)L+1()+6-/U:+>M.L+-3-./ad+I:U>+P)Va+ P1+7*(:<4*+L(./:>+:(+:<4+4/0+(?+:<4+L49+V(:.(/./3+:(+?(@@(9+P)V+-/0+V1+>.>:4*a+B4+c(./+:<4+@(/3+e)4)4+ (?+L-*.><.(/4*>+?(*+C(VV)/.(/+-/0+I+@((M+0(9/+-/0+3*-7+V1+@4?:+9*.>:a+I+@((M+)La+5(V4:<./3U>+0.??4*4/:a+;<4+ L-*.><.(/4*>+-*4+*(:-:./3+:<4.*+<4-0>+>.04+:(+>.04+9.:<+:<4.*+V():<>+9.04+(L4/a+;<41+@((M+@.M4+:<41U*4+./+:<4+ @-)3<./3+6@(9/>+3-V4+-:+:<4+>6<((@+?4:4a+ Suddenly, I’m up. I shake my head, find my hands, and bring them to my chest. +`G9-M4+:<4*4+7.3+?4@@-Dd+Q-:<4*+B.@@+>-1>a+ `,-*4@1Rd+I+V)V7@4a+I+<4-0+7-6M+:(+:<4+L49+-/0+0(/U:+M/(9+9<-:+:(+0(a+8(+1()+M/44@+(*+>.:D+P)V+M/44@>+ -/0+I+?(@@(9a+ `5-1+-+@.::@4+L*-14*+?(*+1()*+3*-/0L-Rd+><4+9<.>L4*>a+ I+L):+V1+<4-0+0(9/a 84-*+A(0R+:<-/M>+?(*+?((:1a+I+L@-140+-+3*4-:+3-V4+:<.>+V(*/./3a+I+:<-/M+1()+?(*+-@@+:<4+3.?:>+1()UT4+3.T4/+V4a+ J@4->4+<4@L+V4+34:+74::4*+-:+?((:1a+O<+-/0+@((M+-?:4*+A*-/0L-a+I/+:<4+/-V4+(?+:<4+Q-:<4*R+5(/R+K(@1+5L.*.:a+GV4/a+ I look up. Mum and my sister are still kneeling and my brother is flicking through the parish newsletter. I spot (/4+(?+:<4+5:-:.(/>+(?+:<4+C*(>>+(/+:<4+7-6M+9-@@+(?+:<4+6<)*6<a+5.@<()4::4+k4>)>+6-**.4>+-+7@-6M+6*(>>a+K4+>:-*:>+:(+ V(T4+-/0+>@.04>+<.>+<-/0>+0(9/+:<4+6*(>>+-/0+3*-7>+.:+71+.:>+4/0a+K4+*-.>4>+.:+-7(T4+<.>+<4-0+-/0+>:-*:>+<-6M./3+ -:+:<4+(:<4*+>.@<()4::4>+./+:<4+?*-V4a+K4+:<4/+*)/>+:(+:<4+4034+(?+:<4+?*-V4+-/0+0.>-LL4-*>a+ I find him again. He’s in the next station, hacking away. The other silhouettes fall with grace, one falls to its M/44>+-/0+.:>+7(01+?(@@(9>a+5.@<()4::4+k4>)>+*)/>+-/0+0.>-LL4-*>+-3-./a+ Meanwhile, there’s light flashing in the stained glass window above the exit. 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I look past Mum to my sister. “Let’s go find the Gregsons, I saw them come in late.” `G/0+:<4/+94+6-/+34:+>(V4+6-M4+-/0+7.MM.4>+?*(V+:<4+<-@@^d+><4+>-1>a+ B4+>6)**1+():+:<4+L49+-/0+<4-0+?(*+:<4+0((*a+ `8(/U:+4-:+:<4V+-@@Rd+P)V+>-1>a j8(/U:+9(**1+P)VR+94+9.@@RU+I+>-1+(T4*+V1+><()@04*a+

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84 / Farrago 2015 / edition six

artwork by lucy hunter

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breakfast and picasso by l.S. Krafter

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Tales from the front line of the casual labour force by Alexandra Patterson 34$%9"6%>40G here is a rule in (higher end) retail that if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t turn up to work fifteen minutes before your shift starts, 1()U*4+@-:4a+I+6-/U:+0*.T4+9<.6<+V4-/>+I+<-T4+:(+:-M4+:<4+7)>+:(+5():<@-/0+-/0+>.:+9.:<+-+7)/6<+(?+>4/.(*>R+ 9<.@4+>V((:<+QP+<)V>+L4*>.>:4/:@1+?*(V+:<4+>L4-M4*>+-:+:<4+7-6Ma+5(V4:.V4>+I+*4-0+V1+7((MR+(:<4*+:.V4>+I+c)>:+ >.:+9.:<+V1+6<44M+L*4>>40+-3-./>:+:<4+6(@0+9./:4*+3@->>+-/0+9(/04*+<(9+-:+:94/:1\(/4+14-*>+(?+-34R+V1+@.?4+<->+ 746(V4+:<.>a+,)>4>+(/@1+@4-T4+(/64+4T4*1+<()*R+(/+:<4+<-@?+L->:+V-*MR+>(+I+<-T4+:(+@4-T4+<(V4+-/+<()*+-/0+-+<-@?+ 74?(*4+V1+><.?:+>:-*:>R+746-)>4+.?+I+:((M+:<4+/4i:+7)>+I+9()@0+V-M4+.:+c)>:+(/+:.V4+?(*+V1+><.?:a+G/0+->+I+>-.0+74?(*4R+ jc)>:+(/+:.V4U+.>+/(:+-664L:-7@4a+Q.?:44/+V./):4>+4-*@1+.>+jc)>:+(/+:.V4U+./+*4:-.@a+,46-)>4+(?+:<.>R+I+>L4/0+-+@(:+(?+:.V4+ ./+:<4+>:(*4*((V+():+:<4+7-6Ma+;<4*4+.>+-+L<(:(+(?+:<4+7.3+7(>>+(/+:<4+>:(*4*((V+0((*a+K4+<->+6*44L1+414>+-/0+ sometimes I salute him for my own private amusement. Right before I have to go on the floor and start working, I put my head in my hands and breathe in five, hold five, then breathe out five. The counsellor I was sent to in high >6<((@+*46(VV4/040+:<.>+->+:<4+>(@):.(/+:(+L*4::1+V)6<+4T4*1:<./3a+I+34:+-/i.()>+746-)>4+>4@@./3+L4(L@4+><.:+IU0+ /4T4*+7)1+V1>4@?+V-M4>+V4+?44@+@.M4+-+?*-)0a+P1+V-/-34*+04:46:>+:<.>+-/0+<-:4>+V4+?(*+.:a+I+6-/+(/@1+<-@?+7@-V4+ <4*Y+./+V1+./:4*T.49+I+:(@0+<4*+:<-:+I+@(T4+<-/07-3>R+7):+I+)>4+V1+6(-:+L(6M4:>+V(>:@1a+;<4*4+9->+-+6<(6(@-:4+6<.L+ 6((M.4+():+:<4+7-6M+:<4+(:<4*+0-1+-/0+I+-:4+.:+4T4/+:<()3<+.:+9->/U:+V./4a+I+0(+:<./3>+@.M4+:<-:+9<4/+IUV+>-0a

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=/*4%".B%C4/G* When I was fifteen I worked at a fish and chip shop for ten dollars an hour. This was very reasonable pay at the time. My sister was getting seven dollars an hour at KFC. Working in a fish and chip shop during the summer is -+>L46.-@+M./0+(?+L-./a+O/+Q*.0-1+/.3<:>+:<4+0(6M4:>+9()@0+L.@4+)LR+@.M4+-+>:-6M+(?+@.::@4+9<.:4+@4-T4>+9<((><40+ ./>.04+71+-+3)>:+(?+9./0a+I?+:<4*4+94*4+:((+V-/1R+I+9()@0+-66.04/:-@@1\(/\L)*L(>4+<-/3+)L+(/+L4(L@4+V-M./3+ take away orders. If you were lucky, you could find two minutes to go stand in the big fridge and cool down amongst the large, dead fish. Once, I got stuck in there with Ally, a Scientologist. Sometimes, when the shop was e).4:R+><4U0+3*-7+(/:(+V1+-*V+04>L4*-:4@1R+@((M+V4+./+:<4+414>+9.:<+?*.3<:4/./3+./:4/>.:1+-/0+>-1+:<./3>+@.M4+ `J>16<(@(3.>:>+-*4+:-M./3+(T4*+:<4+?)6M./3+9(*@0ad+;<-:+0-1R+./+:<4+7.3+?*.034R+><4+:(@0+V4+-7():+-+6()/>4@@./3+ >4>>.(/+:<-:+:<4+C<)*6<+(?+56.4/:(@(31+<-0+9.:<+-+;*-/>34/04*+L4*>(/a+GLL-*4/:@1+:<41U0+:*-640+:<.>+L4*>(/U>+ L->:+@.T4>+7-6M+<)/0*40>+(?+14-*>+-/0+0.>6(T4*40+:<-:+:<4.*+@->:+04-:<+9->+-:+:<4+<-/0>+(?+:<4.*+?-:<4*a j;<4+M.0+<-0+744/+7-><40+:(+04-:<+-/0+:<4+@->:+:<./3+<4+4T4*+<4-*0+<.>+0-0+>-1+9->+I+9.><+1()+94*4+V(*4+ @.M4+1()*+>.>:4*aU+ B<4/+I+0.0/U:+*4>L(/0+><4+-0040R+`;<.>+.>+9<1+:<4+0)04+9-/:40+:(+74+-+9(V-/ad I+9->+?(6)>./3+@4>>+(/+<4*+9(*0>+-/0+V(*4+(/+<4*+414>+:<()3<a+IV-3./40+(*+/(:R+.:+-LL4-*40+<4*+L)L.@>+<-0+ 746(V4+-+6(@0+6-:-*-6:+7@)4R+9<.*@./3+9.:<./+<4*+044L+7*(9/+.*.>4>+@.M4+L):*.0+9-:4*a+84@)>.(/R+-LL-*4/:@1R+9->+ the colour of dead fish.

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for and against / gourmet burgers for: Adrian Yeung

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Above Water is the annual creative writing anthology pubâ&#x2030; lished by the Media and Creative Arts departments of the University of Melbourne Student Union. This year it features writing from Jessica Yu, Merry Hao Li, Will Whiten, Peter Kelly, Benjamin Karwan, Ben Meurs, Emma Hall and Alex Cameron. These creative pieces are accompanied by daring artworks from Dominic Shi Jie On, Nina Cheles and Reimena Yee. Pick up a copy now!

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Artwork by Dominic Shi Jie On