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Do you hate waiting for the train? How do you feel when there are delays? Does the time drag? Do you sit there thinking of all the other things you could be doing? Or do you scroll up and down facbook looking for Joe Bloggs next status? Well heres a zine we have created for you to make waiting more of a possitive than a negative. We have created this zine to amuse you and to stop you messing up your life by just sitting on your arse doing nothing. We have included pages that will make you laugh your socks off, pages that will make your day more producive, and pages to keep you occupied to make the time go faster.
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Buy your boss a tea or coffee to get on their good side if your feeling cheeky Buy your partner or yourself some sexy langerie to spice up life in the bedroom
Stay Hydrated
SMILE
get in touch with a old friend
dont do drugs Sing in the shower like your beyonce
don’t read beauty magazines they will only make you feel ugly don’t mess too much
with your hair or by the time your 40 you will look 85
recycle
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Write down ALL your negative thoughts in your mind right now and don’t think about them for the rest of the day
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Aries
You are the pioneer type today and you will old most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and full of scornfull advice today. You are basically a d*ck.
Leo
You consider yourself a leader this week. Others will think your pushy and a bully. You are vain and cannot tolorate honest criticism lately. Your arrogance is disgusting and you get a thrill out of sniffing bike seats & kissing mirrors.
Sagittarius
You are optimistic and enthusiastic this week. You have a tendancy to rely on luck though since you have no talent. The majority of sagittarians are drunks or pot-heads.
Taurus
You are practicle and persistent right now. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people will think of you as stuborn and bull-headed today. You are nothing but a damn comminist. You also have an intense love for whips and chains.
Virgo
You are the logical type and hate disorder right now. This nit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional. Virgo’s make good bin men.
Capricorn
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks today. Your basically chicken-sh*t. You fear new people and relationships. Grow a pair.
Gemini
You are a quick and intelligent thinker this week. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for little right now, this means you are a cheap selfish bast***.
Pisces
You have a vivid imagination lately, sometimes you think your being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence over your friends and people resent you this week. Your lacking of confidence and you are generally a coward. pisces people love animals and pick their nose a lot.
Libra
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality lately. Chances for employment and monetry gain are exellent because you are a rip-off. You probably also think you are a player. Your not.
Cancer
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems lately. Everyone actually thinks you are a sucker. You are always putting things off and you’ll end up of welfare and won’t be worth sh*t.
Scorpio
You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted this week. You will achieve some success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect sonof-a-b*tch. Or so you think.
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Well tell them the monsters love to nibble on kids feet when they see that there are You could honestly save up to £350 a year by keeping the bathroom and hall light on a lights on at night not night! If it’s really not posible to have to lights off you could use a table lamp or standard lamp with an 8 watt energysaving bulb. Using a table lamp with an 8 watt energysaving bulb with a time switch, that switches off at 06:00 and off at 00:00. That only uses 48 watts a night and costs about £1.50 a year. It gets switched off earlier in the summer, you can do the maths! Your saving a furtune!
WALK TO THE SHOP YOU LAZY GIT YOU’LL ALSO BE GIVING MORE THAN YOUR FOOT If your travelling short distance don’t drive; you will save up too £430 a year alone by SOME EXERSIZE. cutting out the little trips to the newsagent for your chocy biscuits your planning on dunking in your tea while watching tonights soaps. Not only will you be saving you will be burning off the calories you from that chocolate and have those toned legs in no time, Roy Cropper will be impressed.
vouchers and discounts on dates – Your date is use discount vouchers Use going to think you are just the absolute best when you stop the waiter and ask them about a discount you’ve got in your pocket. No but really, if on your next date it voucher you’regoingoutwithsomeoneyou’veknownforquite while that you can have a laugh with, they’ll probably will save you a fortune! aappreciate this one. But if you’re going on a first
date with someone you want to impress, this really isn’t the way to do it.
Draw The Person In Front of you like one of your french girls
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