Camy is a native Texan and mom of three who has lived in Jarrell since 2009. She serves her community as vice president of the Jarrell Education Foundation, is on the District and Igo's Educational Improvement Committees, was a director on the Sonterra MUD Board for five years, and founded the local Facebook group Mom Tribe Jarrell that has over 2,200 members.
COMMUNITY LIAISON Janet Hage
Janet Hage has been part of the Jarrell community for almost 30 years. She has been involved in community fundraisers, campaigns, and committees; volunteered with JISD, and worked for the City for more than seven years. She is a development partner of NW Wilco, LLC and serves on the Community Library Board of Directors. Janet focuses her energy on serving, giving back, and uniting the community in positive ways.
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WHO WE ARE
In an age where the rush of daily news often overshadows the deeper narratives that shape our community, My Jarrell Monthly constantly strives to be an eager beacon of positivity and unity. Far more than just a lifestyle magazine, our publishers and staff are committed to creating a means of getting to know what makes our community thrive—its people and their impact.
Since its inception in 2021, My Jarrell Monthly:
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In every story, from first responders and community leaders to the latest events and programs, our purpose is to foster a sense of pride and connection. In short, we believe My Jarrell Monthly is more than a magazine; it is a vital part of the community’s fabric that spotlights advocacy, education, and celebration. We hope you will agree it stands as a testament to what we can all achieve when we choose to focus on the positive and the possible.
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Cultivating Sportsmanship and Unity with Community Basketball
SONTERRA MUD'S RECREATION MANAGER TYLER BROWN IS GEARING UP FOR THE SECOND SUCCESSFUL SEASON OF THE PARKS & RECREATION BASKETBALL LEAGUE.
HAVING JOINED THE MUD NEARLY A YEAR AGO AS A RECREATION SUPERVISOR, TYLER'S PROMOTION TO MANAGER SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT HIS DEDICATION AND PASSION FOR COMMUNITY SPORTS. THIS YEAR, HE SAYS, THE FOCUS IS NOT JUST ON GROWING PARTICIPATION IN THE LEAGUES BUT ALSO ON NURTURING THE VALUES OF TEAMWORK AND SPORTSMANSHIP.
Building on Success
Right now the recreation department is wrapping the first season of a girls-only volleyball program and simultaneously gearing up for its second basketball season. "The volleyball program exceeded our expectations with 100 participants, and we expect similar growth for basketball," Tyler says. The basketball league nearly hit its target last year, registering 236 children, just shy of its 240-goal — creating the opportunity for a lot of happy families who previously had to travel to Georgetown or Round Rock for similar prospects.
Jarrell ISD Police Chief Mezayek is also pleased that basketball is making a return. “It’s a great opportunity for kids in our community to gather up and get to know each other. I’m glad to see the families getting to know each other as well. It’s a great deal for our community and I hope they will continue to grow the program. It’s an awesome thing for Jarrell because we are still small and don’t have a lot of opportunities like this for young kids here in our own hometown.”
Growth and Goals
For the upcoming basketball season, Sonterra MUD has organized four age-specific leagues: 6 and under, 8 and under, 10 and under, and 12 and under, with each division capped at 64 players. "Our only limitation is the space we use. We are pleased to have a great partnership with Jarrell ISD and the ability to use gym space in their schools. They are also beginning their season so the available practice times at the ISD give us two nights a week," Tyler explains. Despite these limitations, the goal is to maximize participation by meeting registration caps early, which will allow them more time to plan, schedule, and recruit volunteers.
by Ann Marie Kennon • photos courtesy Sonterra MUD Parks & Recreation
Participation is open to everyone regardless of their place of residence. Tyler says everyone in Central Texas is invited to play.
Player assessments for the older groups will be incorporated into the schedule, beginning January 4 for all age groups except for 6 and under players. Practices will begin on January 14 and 15.
Being dependent on the school district facilities somewhat constrains practice and game scheduling. However, a $55M park bond passed last May promises a bright future for the department as it will include plans for the MUD to build its own sports complex. "This facility will eventually allow us to host more participants and expand our programs," Tyler says.
Community Engagement and Volunteer Opportunities
The league’s success hinges on community involvement, particularly the need for volunteer coaches. Tyler emphasizes, "No coaching experience is necessary because, at this age, we are not really training them to play in the NBA. It is all about fun, friendship, and guiding the kids towards understanding sportsmanship and teamwork, not just competition." He adds that the commitment for players and coaches involves roughly two hours a week — perfect for parents and community members looking to make a difference. Steven Valenzuela was one of those coaches, saying that he had the incredible opportunity to coach his daughter Madison and her amazing teammates. "Coaching young athletes is a passion of mine, and witnessing their growth over time is truly rewarding." Even without any kids on the team, Mark Garcia decided to volunteer his time and help make a difference in the youth community. "Coaching last season was so much fun! It was great seeing the kids grow in relationship with one another and get better as a team. It's been a blessing to have the opportunity to serve our growing community as a coach, and look forward to doing it again next season!"
Luke (8yrs old) I learned how to do a lay up. I loved the experience because I got more athletic. The best part of playing basketball in Jarrell was my teammates and making new friends.
Tyler also emphasizes that safety is a priority, with all staff being first aid and CPR certified. He and all the department staff maintain a consistent presence at events, encouraging open communication with parents and participants to enhance the community feel of the league. He is often joined by Sonterra MUD General Manager Blake Reynolds, who adds, “As a father of three, I understand how expensive sports are for kids and I want to offer this program at an affordable price so that every child has the opportunity to participate."
Looking Forward
While the current focus is on recreational play, plans are in place to introduce competitive elements and possibly weekend tournaments in the future. Additionally, Tyler hopes to launch skills camps during school breaks, fostering participants' athletic and personal growth.
Join the Movement
As registration for Sonterra MUD Parks and Recreation's basketball league continues, the organization encourages everyone in the Central Texas area to consider participating, whether by signing up a child, volunteering as a coach, or simply spreading the word. Information about the league, registration, and details about all of Sonterra’s programs can be found on their Facebook page and through local school fliers, ensuring that all potential participants have the opportunity to join.
William (10yrs old) It’s the most fun I had playing basketball! Other kids should play because it’s a great experience. I didn’t really know all the rules of basketball but the refs really helped me out during games.
Elizabeth (1st time playing organized basketball, 11yrs old) I learned a lot of new skills playing Sonterra MUD Parks and Recreation Basketball. It was hard trying to shoot baskets and play defense. But we learned drills during our practices that helped me. Other kids should play because it is first timer friendly and fun for everyone. I had a great time and can’t wait to play again!
SCAN THE CODE TO REGISTER! REGISTRATION IS OPEN AND RUNS THROUGH DECEMBER 31, WITH THE SEASON SET TO KICK OFF JANUARY 4. FEE IS $50 AND EACH PARTICIPANT RECEIVES AN NBA-STYLE JERSEY, WHICH ARE LOCALLY SOURCED.
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Wilco Sheriff’s Posse Offers Drill Team Scholarships
At the heart of the Williamson County Sheriff’s Posse Drill Team is a love for horses, western tradition, and community – all of which Vanessa LeBlanc has experienced as a member of the team for the last three years. Having taken over as captain after this year's rodeo, she says, “Getting to perform in the Drill Team is so personally rewarding and seeing the kids’ faces light up watching the horses in hopes that someday, they want to be you and have the opportunity to be able to ride such amazing animals.”
As the opening act for the rodeo and other western events, the WCSP Drill Team is made up of a group of riders who perform choreographed routines with horses at rodeos, parades, horse fairs, and other events. “We are all grateful that we are able to participate in life with these amazing animals and understand not everyone has the opportunity to do this,” Vanessa says.
BEYOND THE ARENA
The WCSP Drill Team isn’t just about the performance; it’s also about the bonds between members. Riders range in age from 16 to their 60s and are united by a love of horses and western tradition. Team members contribute more than their riding skills – they help secure sponsors, plan events, and take part in community outreach. This year, the team plans to expand its sched-
ule, performing at multiple events throughout the year in addition to the annual WCSP Rodeo. Vanessa notes that they are grateful to be the front face of the WCSP, but without their members, volunteers, and board, they wouldn't have the opportunity to be part of such a great group that allows them to show their community and others about western heritage.
by Charlotte Kovalchuk
HEALING IN THE SADDLE
For Vanessa, the Drill Team has been more than just an opportunity to perform – it's been a life-changing experience. Having grown up around horses and later making Williamson County her home, she quickly became involved in the local rodeo scene. Her passion inspired her middle son, Kale, to pursue competitive team roping and volunteer with WCSP at rodeo time each year. Then, after losing her oldest son in a car accident in 2016, Vanessa found solace in riding. “The horses were definitely healing and a therapy for both my middle son and me.” Her close friend and WCSP board member had asked her for a few years to join their Drill Team but it wasn’t until Kale grew older that she was able to find time for herself to participate. “I knew I needed to find something involving the horses to help with my grief,” she says, adding that 2023 was her first year riding with the team. “It was life changing
for me. It was so healing to thrive with such a great group of adults and learn with my horse. I can honestly say that for the first time in a very long time I felt like I was living again and not just surviving. I can’t really describe it but the community and family I felt was and is amazing. I felt such a sense of pride after the performances with my family there to support me.”
JOINING THE TEAM
Whether you are an experienced rider or just looking to connect with fellow horse lovers, the WCSP Drill Team is always looking for new members and riders. Members must be 16 or older and join WCSP.
WCSP’s scholarship program supports the next generation of individuals passionate about preserving Western heritage by helping ease the financial burden of higher education. Awarded to high school students who show a commitment to education and preservation of rodeo traditions and culture, the program ensures the values of community, tradition, and Western culture continue to thrive for years to come.
Applications are due February 1 and can be completed through WCSP’s Facebook page, wcspRodeo.com, or by contacting Vanessa at 512289-4205 or vew@austin. rr.com.
Shining a Spotlight on Jarrell Businesses
by Charlotte Kovalchuk
Jarrell’s First Harvest Street Festival Celebrates Food, Fun, Connections
first Harvest Street Festival, Business Expo and Street Dance was an all-day hub for food, fun, community connections, and hidden gem businesses and organizations throughout Jarrell.
Co-hosted by the Jarrell Community Library and Resource Center, Jarrell Chamber of Commerce, and Jarrell Friends of the Library, the November event featured live music, a silent auction, games, arts and crafts, and a lively street dance led by Brooks Emerson – a junior at Salado High School – and his band. "This collaborative event brought many businesses, professionals, and community members together to create a successful united event,” Library Director Susan Gregurek says. She also thanks Jarrell Chamber of Commerce President Sherry Smith for her efforts as part of the event's leadership team.
Library Board President Janet Hage adds, "I am so proud to see our community come together and support one another. What a privilege to have opportunities for our youth to give back and serve! This fundraising event does more than raise money, it brings smiles, pride and a sense of family!”
by Ann Marie Kennon • photos
Welcome to the Neighborhood IntroducI ng Stockyard coffee
IN THE HEART OF TEXAS, A DELIGHTFUL NEW BUSINESS NAMED STOCKYARD COFFEE IS CREATING A BUZZ. ORIGINATING FROM THE RICH COFFEE CULTURE OF SEATTLE, THIS CAFE BRINGS A SLICE OF COFFEE HEAVEN TO THE COMMUNITY. FOUNDER
KENDRA KAY, A SEATTLE NATIVE, WAS INSPIRED BY THE ICONIC COFFEE STANDS AND BUSTLING CAFÉS OF THE U.S. COFFEE CAPITAL. FOR HER, COFFEE TRANSCENDS A MORNING RITUAL; IT'S A FAMILIAL TRADITION IMBUED WITH WARMTH AND NOSTALGIA.
Next time you're nearby, discover why Stockyard Coffee is quickly becoming a local favorite, one cup at a time.
100 Ronald Reagan Blvd. • Jarrell (at the corner of IH-35 southbound access road / in the Circle K parking lot) Menu online at StockyardCoffee.com @stockyard.coffee
At Stockyard Coffee, a family-owned small business, coffee is more than a beverage — it's a catalyst for connection and community. This philosophy shapes the ethos of the cafe, where every cup promises a sense of belonging. After rigorous testing and collaboration with a seasoned Seattle roaster, Stockyard now offers a signature blend that is nutty, rich, and beautifully balanced, catering to a wide range of tastes.
The menu at Stockyard is an invitation to explore robust Americanos to indulgent white chocolate mochas, and even plant-based energy drinks, teas, and Italian sodas. There's something for everyone, ensuring no palate is left behind. Newcomers to specialty coffee will find the staff ready to guide them through the options with a commitment to satisfaction: if you don't love your drink, they'll make it right.
But Stockyard is more than a drive-thru coffee stop; it's a community hub where, incidentally, walk-ups are more than welcome as well. Customers and travelers will no doubt notice — and likely adore — her white trailer with brown cow spots, which has become a place for local connections, fostering professional meet-ups and friendships alike. Kendra’s vision is to create a space where community ties flourish, supported by shared experiences and genuine interactions.
Local flavors are celebrated too, with a nod to Texan tastes like breakfast tacos, which have become a local favorite. Seasonal menu changes keep the offerings fresh, like unique freeze-dried candies that provide a novel treat alongside your coffee.
As Stockyard Coffee grows, rooted in strong community involvement and sustainable practices, Kendra hopes it will become as much a great café as a cornerstone of the community. Her commitment to local partnerships and community support reflects her upbringing and belief that success is measured in positive community impact as much as profit.
Stockyard Coffee isn't just a café; it's a destination where each visit enhances your day and strengthens community bonds. Whether grabbing a quick coffee on the go or seeking a fresh-air oasis to unwind, Stockyard promises a place where good days begin and great connections are made. Plus — first responders and active duty military receive a daily coffee discount, with Jarrell's police and fire staff enjoying a free Stockyard brew every Friday while on shift.
by Charlotte Kovalchuk
Thinking Outside
Unique Alternatives to a Sweet Holiday Tradition
From awe-inspiring competi-
tions to cozy family projects, gingerbread houses are a beloved part of the holiday season. The tradition dates back centuries, with ginger first introduced to Europe in the 11th century by returning crusaders. Monks in Germany were some of the first to bake ginger-flavored treats, which became a popular dessert at medieval fairs and festi vals.
The idea for a gingerbread house is believed to have come in 16th-century Germa ny, inspired by the Brothers Grimm fairy tale, Hansel and Gretel.
In the story, two children discover a house made of bread, cake, and candy, sparking the imagination of bakers who began crafting intricate gingerbread houses that would soon become a cherished holiday tradition. German immigrants brought this practice to America, where it has grown into a festive staple.
Today, gingerbread houses are available in a wide range of styles, from healthier alternatives to non-edible craft and savory versions.
Following are some inventive twists on gingerbread houses to inspire your next holiday project.
the Gingerbread Box
LESS SUGAR, MORE FUN
For those wanting a healthier twist, there are plenty of options that offer the festive spirit without the sugar overload. Substitute traditional gingerbread ingredients with healthier alternatives that reduce sugar, including whole-grain flours and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup. Swap out candy decorations for dried strawberry fruit strips, fresh or dried fruit, seeds, popcorn, cereal, and coconut flakes resem-
For a non-edible gingerbread house alternative, try turning cardboard, wood, or even LEGO® pieces into festive architectural wonders. Use painted foam board for sturdy walls, felt and fabric for snowy roofs, and twinkling fairy lights to add some Christmas magic.
SWEET TWISTS
For those who still enjoy the sweet holiday tradition but are looking for a unique twist, check out these holiday creations:
POP-TARTS® HOUSE: Already frosted and ready to go, these sweet treats make the perfect canvas for a simple, festive gingerbread house alternative! Check out a tutorial at BaranBakery. com
CANDY IGLOO: Sugar cubes, marshmallows, and HI-CHEW® candies are all perfect building blocks for a whimsical candy igloo. Use frosting – either homemade or store bought – to hold each piece in place and then sprinkle powdered sugar or white sanding sugar on top for a wintry, snow-dusted look. Visit LovelyIndeed. com for more tips on creating your candy igloo.
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WAFFLE CONE CHRISTMAS TREE: Turn waffle cones upside down for instant mini Christmas trees, covering each with green frosting, then decorate with candy “ornaments” and sprinkles. Use icing to “plant” them around your gingerbread scene or set them up on their own as a colorful holiday display.
CASTLE: Use popcorn clusters to form castle walls, holding them together with white chocolate or caramel drizzle “mortar.” Add graham cracker turrets or pretzel drawbridges for a whimsical, fairytale castle that’s equal parts crunchy and sweet.
SAVORY CREATIONS
Try these snack-worthy gingerbready house alternatives that you can feast on without the sugar crash:
Pretzel cabin: Embrace the cozy, rustic look with a pretzel log cabin. Pretzel rods make sturdy “logs” for walls, and a creamy cheese spread holds it all together. Decorate with bacon bits for a rustic roof and use roasted nuts for adorable rock landscaping. Perfect for a mountain lodge feel!
Pizza house: Add a little pizzazz to the holidays with a pizza house. Start by gathering your materials, including thin-crust pizzas – best for structural integrity – toothpicks as nails, pepperonis as shingles, and various toppings like olives, bell peppers, and oregano. For more pizza house tips, search for pizza gingerbread house at thrillist.com.
Charcuterie chalet: Using ingredients typically found on a charcuterie board, charcuterie chalets grew popular during COVID-19 and has remained a unique twist on the classic gingerbread house tradition for holiday lovers of all ages. First, gather your materials: crackers and pretzel rods, cream cheese or Cheese Whiz, and herbs, pickles, salami, Parmesan, and nuts. Build walls using the crackers or pretzels, using cream cheese or Cheese Whiz “glue” to hold pieces together. Decorate with salami shingles, Parmesan snow, and herbs for festive flair. For a full tutorial, visit EdibleArchitecture.com.
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HERITAGE BROADBAND
Maximizing Your Home Wi-Fi: What You Should Know About Routers and Mesh Systems
WHY UPGRADE TO WI-FI 6 OR WI-FI 6E?
If you’re still using an older router, upgrading to Wi-Fi 6 (look for “AX” in the model number) can significantly boost your network’s performance, especially in homes with many devices or in crowded areas with numerous nearby WiFi networks. Wi-Fi 6 offers better efficiency, faster speeds, and can handle multiple devices more effectively than previous generations.
in the open, away from walls, helps the Wi-Fi signal travel through your home more effectively.
For mesh systems, Wi-Fi 6E (marked by “AXE” in the model number) provides further improvements by utilizing the less-crowded 6 GHz band for faster connections between mesh nodes, making Wi-Fi 6E mesh systems ideal for seamless connectivity throughout your home.
PLACEMENT MATTERS: WHERE TO PUT YOUR ROUTER AND MESH NODES
Router and mesh node placement can significantly impact your Wi-Fi quality. Follow these guidelines for optimal coverage:
Keep Devices Out in the Open –Avoid hiding your router or mesh nodes in closets, behind bookshelves, or in corners. Placing them
Elevate the Equipment – Keep your router or mesh nodes off the floor. When placed too low, the signal often has to travel through more furniture, weakening it. Put them on a shelf or table to improve range.
Avoid Reflective and Obstructive Surfaces – Mirrors, large metal appliances, and glass can reflect or weaken Wi-Fi signals. To avoid interference, place your router and nodes away from these surfaces.
Spacing and Separation of Mesh Nodes – If you’re using a mesh system, the placement of nodes is crucial for maintaining a strong signal. Older mesh systems based on Wi-Fi 5 typically require more separation—ideally, two walls between them. With Wi-Fi 6 mesh systems, however, nodes can often be positioned closer together for better coverage; one wall between them
is usually enough. If they’re in the same room, it’s important to keep them at least 50 feet apart to avoid signal interference.
Optimizing the placement of your router and nodes can make a noticeable difference in performance, ensuring a more reliable and faster WiFi experience throughout your home.
IN SUMMARY: CHOOSING THE RIGHT WI-FI SOLUTION
Upgrading to Wi-Fi 6 or Wi-Fi 6E can greatly improve your home network, especially if you have many devices or live in a crowded area. Proper placement and understanding the capabilities of your equipment can go a long way in providing reliable, fast Wi-Fi throughout your home. Wi-Fi 6E mesh systems offer the best experience today, with broader bandwidth, less interference, and superior coverage for larger spaces.
THE GOOD WITCH
Christmas festivities in Italy extend beyond December 25 to January 6 — the Feast of the Epiphany. On this day, children eagerly await Befana, a kindly witch who flies on a broomstick to deliver gifts. Legend says La Befana was invited by the Wise Men to visit baby Jesus but was delayed. Ever since, she has continued her journey, leaving sweets for good children and lumps of coal for those who misbehave.
'TIS THE SEASON AROUND THE WORLD
From gathering around the table for a fried chicken feast in Japan to decorating Ukrainian Christmas trees with spider webs, a unique array of traditions spread festive cheer across different cultures.
Here is a snapshot of some of the most delightful customs that make the holiday season merry and bright around the world.
FRIED CHICKEN FEAST
In Japan, December 24 is KFC Japan’s busiest day of the year. The fast food chain’s holiday campaign, Kentucky for Christmas, launched in the 1970s and has become a beloved countrywide tradition ever since. According to KFC, the original idea for the campaign was inspired by a foreign customer who visited KFC in Tokyo on Christmas Day and said, “I can’t get turkey in Japan, so I have no choice but to celebrate Christmas with Kentucky Fried Chicken.” A team member on the KFC Japan sales team overheard the remark and launched the first Christmas campaign and its tagline, Kentucky for Christmas.
CHRISTMAS ON THE BEACH
Christmas in Australia takes a sun-drenched twist, with locals embracing the sunny holiday season by enjoying seafood barbecues, donning Santa hats, building sand castles instead of snowmen, and playing beach games like cricket or volleyball.
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CHRISTMAS BOOK FLOOD
Each year, Icelandic book lovers celebrate the magic of reading during Jolabokaflod, the island nation’s Christmas Book Flood, in which new books are released and residents give books to family and friends. According to jolabokaflod.org, the literary tradition started during World War II after Iceland gained its independence in 1944. Since paper was one of the few commodities not rationed during the war, Icelanders shared their love of books even more as other types of gifts were in short supply. Each Christmas Eve, bibliophiles unwrap their gifts with loved ones and read long into the wintry night.
SPIDER WEB ORNAMENTS
According to legend, when a poor Ukrainian widow and her children could not afford to decorate their Christmas tree, the spiders in their home took pity on them and spun beautiful webs around their trees. In the morning, the rising sun turned the webs to silver and gold. Today, Ukrainians honor this tale by hanging sparkling spider web ornaments on their trees in the hopes of bringing good luck for the coming year.
LAS POSADAS
In Mexico, Christmas is ushered in with Las Posadas, a nine-day celebration from December 16-24. Groups of people reenact Mary and Joseph’s search for shelter in Bethlehem, traveling from house to house singing traditional songs while residents welcome them with treats like tamales and punch. The final night culminates with joyful festivities featuring pinatas and a community feast.
Saving Lives
ONE JOURNEY AT A TIME
At the Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter, saving lives is the top priority, and one of the most impactful ways the shelter accomplishes that is through its TRANSPORT PROGRAM. This lifesaving initiative helps manage the overpopulation of dogs and cats in the area by sending adoptable pets to parts of the country where there is a greater demand for them.
Thanks to the Transport Program, dogs—and sometimes even cats—who may face longer waits for adoption here in Texas are finding new homes in places as far away as the Northeast and Pacific Northwest, where some rescues and shelters have a shortage of adoptable animals. This program provides a solution for the shelter’s space issues and also benefits the receiving shelters but, most importantly, gives these pets a chance at a quicker adoption. In fact, many dogs are spoken for even before they arrive at their new destination. If not, they are typically adopted within just three days of arrival.
The process begins by marketing the dogs to rescues and shelters in those areas. They select dogs
LEND A HAND
This vital program wouldn’t be possible without the generosity of the Williamson County community. The Transport Program is funded solely by donations, which ensure that the shelter can continue sending these deserving animals to areas where they are needed most.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SUPPORT THIS INITIATIVE, DONATIONS CAN BE MADE BY VISITING WILCOTX.GOV/PETS AND SELECTING THE ANIMAL TRANSPORT FUND FROM THE DROPDOWN MENU AFTER CLICKING THE DONATE BUTTON.
Every contribution helps, whether it’s covering the cost of fuel, crates, or veterinary checks before transport. By supporting the Transport Program, you are not just helping make space for new animals at the shelter—you’re playing a hands-on role in sending these pets on the journey of a lifetime, from homelessness to a long-awaited new home.
Together, we can ensure that more pets find the loving homes they deserve, one transport at a time!
Good Old Southern Charm
WHAT MAKES TEXAS “TEXAS”?
by Linda A. Thornton
The South is a place where sweet tea flows and the front porches never stay empty.
Just like a Tex-Mex tortilla wraps itself around its ingredients, Texans have a way of enveloping those around them with a feeling of warmth and thoughtfulness. While this long-standing tradition of Southern charm may catch newcomers by surprise, they will soon be lulled into its homey, relaxed sense of acceptance.
Stemming from a long history of refining the art of casual conversation, Texans engage and interact with just about anyone they meet. Unlike in other parts
A simple “How y’all doin'?” or “Where ya' from?” turns fleeting interactions into meaningful exchanges. Texans take pride in these connections, seeing it as both a duty and a pleasure to make people feel welcomed.
Here are some examples of just how charming Texans can be.
Southern Social Etiquette
In Texas, good manners are a point of pride, blending the formality of “Yes, ma’am” and “No, sir” with a touch of warm familiar-
A gentle tilt of the cowboy hat to acknowledge a passerby.
A friendly wave lifted from the steering wheel as they pass another car on a country road.
Addressing anyone older as “Miss” or “Mister,” even if they just met.
They call any woman older than themselves “Miss,” along with her first name.
WHAT MAKES TEXAS "TEXAS"?
The Heart of Hospitality
Jacob Abbott (1803–1879), an American writer and educator, was renowned for his contributions to children's literature and educational works. In 1835, he authored New England, and Her Institutions, a book that, despite its title, includes observations from his travels through the Southern United States. During this journey, Jacob documented the distinctive customs and social practices of the South, highlighting the region's exceptional hospitality.
He observed that the hospitality extended by Southerners was so generous that it diminished the need for well-supported taverns.
He shared stories about travelers, who, as they approached a plantation, were warmly received by the homeowners, who were often ready to greet them at the steps. This open-hearted reception was a testament to the Southern tradition of welcoming strangers into one's home, offering the best provisions available. These accounts provide early documentation of what would later be termed "Southern hospitality," a cultural hallmark characterized by warmth, generosity, and a readiness to assist others.
In the same tradition, Texans are known for making people feel at home and relaxed, and even pride themselves on including homemade Southern cuisine in their neighborly ways:
Surprising a new neighbor with a cake
Bringing a “covered dish” to an event
Delivering a meal to a bereaved family or someone ill
Serving some sweet, iced tea
As well, thinking of others has become a Texas tradition:
Always willing to stop and offer directions or lend a hand to those in need
Engaged in their communities by volunteering or donating to local causes
Ready with a hug and some kind words
There’s a kindhearted spirit here that native Texans grew up with and those new to Texas aspire to emulate. Combined with the warmth of the weather and the warmth of its people, it makes for a state of wellbeing.
Texans have a special way about them. They mind their manners, are welcoming to all, and are never at a loss for words when it comes to small talk- even with perfect strangers.
WHAT MAKES TEXAS "TEXAS"?
According to Wide Open Country, a website celebrating all things country, there are 14 movies all Southerners should see before they die. These quintessential movies capture the South and all it stands for:
Gone with the Wind, 1939: The Civil War is juxtaposed against the romantic escapades of Scarlett O’Hara, the beautiful daughter of a wealthy plantation owner.
To Kill a Mockingbird, 1962: A coming-of-age story, as two young children view racial prejudice by observing their lawyer father defend a falsely accused black man.
Smokey and the Bandit, 1977: Illegally transporting Coors beer over state lines and picking up an attractive hitchhiker leads to a comical high-speed chase.
Coal Miner’s Daughter, 1980: Loretta Lynn’s story of growing up poor, marrying at 15, and becoming a country music legend.
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Crossroads, 1986: A young, white, wannabe blues guitarist enlists the help of a retired, black blues musician as they tour the South together in search of a long-lost song by a legendary blues artist.
Steel Magnolias, 1989: A group of women bond in a beauty salon and create friendships that carry them through happy and sad times.
Driving Miss Daisy, 1989: Afraid to let his mother drive any longer, an elderly woman’s son hires a chauffeur for her. Over time, she and her African American driver form a great friendship, despite their differences.
Fried Green Tomatoes, 1991: An unhappy housewife is motivated to change her life based on the stories shared by an interesting woman she encounters in a nursing home.
Forrest Gump, 1994: A young man with a low IQ and lack of social skills travels through amazing life
adventures with a positive attitude and childlike enthusiasm.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? 2000: Three convicts escape from a chain gang, in search of a buried treasure, meeting many colorful characters along the way.
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, 2002: A woman with a tumultuous past finds peace with the help of her lifelong friends.
Sweet Home Alabama, 2002: A sophisticated New Yorker leaves behind her life in Alabama to marry an eligible bachelor, until she finds out she’s not yet divorced from her high school sweetheart back home.
Cold Mountain, 2003: A wounded Civil War deserter travels home to reunite with the wife he left behind.
Selma, 2014: The movie chronicles the 1965 march from Selma to Montgomery Alabama led by Martin Luther King to protect equal voting rights for African Americans.
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1 CHRISTMAS AT THE CAVERNS NATURAL BRIDGE CAVERNS
Just north of San Antonio, the Natural Bridge Caverns transform into a subterranean holiday wonderland. Christmas at the Caverns offers caroling echoing through limestone formations, and 1/3-mile light displays along the natural rock pathways. Take a guided tour and see the lights bounce off ancient formations, then catch a live nativity scene.
Above ground, Santa "Spelunker" Claus will be waiting to say hello, and families can also enjoy a Christmas campfire, carol singing, and s’mores. It’s a Texas-sized Christmas tradition with a sprig of underground mystery.
2:00 DRIVE FROM JARRELL 26495 NATURAL BRIDGE CAVERNS RD, SAN ANTONIO • ADMISSION $19-48 EVERY WEEKEND IN DECEMBER
Holiday Bucket List Adventures Across Texas
TEXAS’ HOLIDAY SEASON IS LIKE NO OTHER, FROM GLISTENING ICE SCULPTURES TO NATURAL CAVERNS FILLED WITH CAROLS. WHILE SOME OF THESE EVENTS ARE BEST EXPERIENCED AT NIGHT, OTHERS OFFER FULL-DAY ACTIVITIES, SO PLANNING AHEAD IS KEY.
MAKE A LIST, CHECK IT TWICE, AND GET READY FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE HOLIDAY ADVENTURE THAT’S WORTH THE DRIVE.
by Ann Marie Kennon
WORTH THE DRIVE
2 HOLIDAYS AT THE HEARD MCKINNEY
Imagine a nighttime hike where dinosaurs greet you along the path — Holidays at the Heard is where holiday magic meets a prehistoric adventure.
Located at the Heard Natural Science Museum & Wildlife Sanctuary in McKinney, their annual fundraiser, December 6-7, features a glowing array of lights, seasonal tunes, and life-size dinosaur models illuminated for the occasion. Families can walk a 1/2-mile trail and admire these ancient giants brought to life with lights, offering a unique twist on holiday decor. It’s a fantastic outing that combines the awe of nature and the wonder of the holiday season.
3:15 DRIVE FROM JARRELL 1 NATURE PLACE, MCKINNEY ADMISSION $17 AND UNDER DECEMBER 6-7 • 6-9PM
Make your way to Galveston for a cool experience you won’t find anywhere else this side of China. Moody Gardens’ Holiday in the Gardens will feature Ice Land: Pole-to-Pole, a display of two million pounds of ice that has been in the hands of Asian carvers since October. Walk through a frozen menagerie of polar bears, penguins, humpback whales, snowy owls, walruses, and of course, reindeer all expertly crafted out of frozen artistry. Pack your parka, as the temperature inside stays around nine degrees!
Visitors can enjoy a Festival of Lights trail set to holiday music, featuring two million lights, outdoor ice skating, an Arctic Slide, train rides, and holiday-themed 3D films, including the Rudolph 4D Experience. Dining options are equally festive, with choices from casual treats like funnel cakes to lavish holiday buffets, plus special meals like Breakfast with Santa and Christmas dinners.
4:15 DRIVE FROM JARRELL 1 HOPE BOULEVARD, GALVESTON ADMISSION $21 AND UP THRU JAN 1 • 4-9PM (10PM PEAK)
4 ICE! AT GAYLORD TEXAN • GRAPEVINE
Over in Grapevine, Texas’ self-proclaimed “Christmas Capital,” the Gaylord Texan Resort pulls out all the stops with ICE!, a holiday attraction that reflects 12,000 hours of sculpting in 2 million pounds of ice. Stroll through ice renditions of beloved Christmas stories or whimsical winter scenes. Wander through this frozen fantasyland and snap photos with colorful ice sculptures, try an ice slide, and marvel at the craftsmanship of the artists who bring these sculptures to life. The Gaylord also hosts a variety of other holiday events, including a gingerbread decorating station and a classic holiday village to shop for Texas-style Christmas goodies.
2:45 DRIVE FROM JARRELL 1501 GAYLORD TRAIL, GRAPEVINE • ADMISSION $20 - $43 THRU JANUARY 5 • 9AM-10PM
WORTH THE DRIVE
5 THE LIGHT PARK DELL DIAMOND • ROUND ROCK
Right now, Dell Diamond is a glittering wonderland as host to The Light Park — an immersive and vibrant drive-through filled with dazzling holiday lights and festive music. Pack your car with family, friends, and even pets, to cruise through a mile-long array of sparkling lights synchronized to holiday tunes. Matt Johnson, co-creator of The Light Park, says, “Grab your snacks, roll down the windows, and enjoy one of the most spectacular ways to celebrate the season.” With Instagram-worthy scenes, food and drink, and the thrill of driving through a tunnel of lights, The Light Park is sure to be a holiday highlight.
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OTHER HOLIDAY GEMS TO CONSIDER
From the Fredericksburg German Christmas Market, where you’ll find mulled wine and authentic Bavarian crafts, to the Dripping Springs Christmas on Mercer Street, each destination brings its own Texas twist to the festivities. For those willing to go the extra mile, the Austin Trail of Lights at Zilker Park and San Antonio River Walk’s Holiday Lights are iconic events that immerse you in holiday cheer amid city skylines and river views.
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Raise a Glass to Christmas
EGGNOG is a rich and delicious beverage that has become synonymous with the most festive time of year. This milk- and egg-based concoction is tasty on its own, or can be dressed up with flavors or spiked with spirits when celebrating the holiday season with other adult partygoers.
Etymologists believe the word comes from “noggin,” a small wooden mug often used to serve strong ale, known by the slang word “nog.”
In the medieval era, it was risky to drink milk straight because it wasn’t pasteurized.
• 1 quart cream
• 1 dozen tablespoons sugar
• 1/2 pint rye whiskey
• 1/4 pint sherry
As the holiday season rolls in, with its attendant cheer and chill, it’s important not to overlook the merry-making power of a well-crafted beverage. Whether it’s a spicy eggnog or a peppermint hot chocolate, every fragrant sip adds some sparkle to our celebrations.
And let’s be honest, if we're all in for a penny with the holiday feasting, we might as well be in for a pound — of liquid calories, too!
After all, if we’re going to indulge, why not make it doubly delicious? We hope these recipes will help you and your family and friends toast a season filled with flavor and fun!
Alcohol was added to kill any harmful bacteria.
There is no right or wrong alcohol to use. Distilled spirits like rum, sherry, cognac, and whiskey have all produced suitable eggnogs.
A notable eggnog flavor comes from nutmeg — a fragrant spice made from grinding the seed of the nutmeg tree.
George Washington apparently enjoyed serving eggnog at Christmas, and even had his own special recipe (below), according to the Old Farmer’s Almanac.
• 1 quart milk
• 1 pint brandy
• 1/2 pint Jamaican rum
• Eggs
Washington didn't include the number of eggs, so home chefs can improvise or use six, which seems to be the standard in traditional recipes. Mix liquor first, then separate yolks and whites of eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let sit in cool place (in 2024, that's your refrigerator) for several days. Taste frequently.
FOOD
Hot Mulled Apple Cider
Serves 16
• 1 gallon apple cider
• 1 orange, unpeeled, cut into slices
• 1/4 cup whole cloves
• 4 sticks cinnamon
• 1/4 cup honey, preferably cranberry honey
• 1 cup sherry (optional)
When hosting on nights when the mercury has dropped, a warm beverage can heat up guests in a matter of minutes. On such nights, hosts can serve this cider recipe to great comfort. One added benefit is it can produce a welcoming winter aroma, helping hosts establish a warm ambiance for the festivities.
Combine cider, orange slices, cloves, cinnamon, and honey in large pot over medium heat. If you are picky about things floating in your cider, make a little bundle out of cheesecloth and place the cinnamon and cloves inside before adding to the cider. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer over low heat for an hour or so to spread the lovely winter aromas around your home. If serving adults, feel free to add the sherry!
Rosemary Cranberry Whiskey Sour
CLASSIC COCKTAIL WITH A TWIST
It's nice to give ourselves permission to indulge a bit when the holidays arrive. While that may translate into an extra meal at a favorite restaurant, or an extra gift for the tree, some of us choose to enjoy sipping a cocktail while wishing for cold weather. A whiskey sour is a classic that can be given a makeover with ingredients tailor-made for the holidays. In this recipe fragrant and flavorful fruit and herbs blend well with the tartness of the drink.
Makes 4
Rosemary Simple Syrup
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup water
• 2 tablespoons fresh rosemary Cocktail
• 6 ounces whiskey
• 3 ounces sour mix
• 16 ounces cranberry juice
• Cranberries, for garnish
• Rosemary sprigs, for garnish
In small pot over medium heat, whisk together sugar, water and rosemary. Simmer for 2-3 minutes, creating a syrup. Remove from heat, strain to remove rosemary, and refrigerate.
Fill shaker with ice, and pour in whiskey, sour mix, simple syrup, and cranberry juice. Shake, and pour into ice-filled glasses. Garnish with cranberries and rosemary before serving.
TIP: This recipe is great without whiskey as a classy, adult “zero proof” drink. You can make a big batch as a lovely punch and even leave some cranberries and rosemary on the side for garnish.
Hot Chocolate Float
TAKING HOT CHOCOLATE TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Sipping ice cream floats is perfect in the middle of summer when temperatures are soaring. But floats can be just as delicious when the weather chills, particularly when ice cream enhances rich and decadent hot chocolate.
For this recipe, coconut- and chocolate-flavored scoops of ice cream bob and melt in creamy hot chocolate. Feel free to use your favorite flavors to make it your own, and you can even make a boozy version with a shot of flavored vodka.
Serves 4
• 2 cups milk
• 8 ounces semisweet chocolate
• 2 tablespoons superfine sugar
• 8 scoops coconut ice cream
• 8 scoops semisweet chocolate ice cream
• Whipped cream, to decorate
Pour milk into a saucepan. Break chocolate into pieces and add to the saucepan with sugar. Stir over low heat until chocolate has melted, sugar has dissolved, and mixture is smooth. Remove from heat.
Put 1 scoop ice cream into 4 heatproof glasses, top with a scoop of chocolate ice cream; repeat the layers.
Pour chocolate flavored milk into the glasses, top with whipped cream, and serve immediately.
Hot Holiday Punch
• 16 cups water, divided
• 5 cups cranberries, fresh or frozen, plus extra for garnish
• 2 1/2 cups granulated sugar
• 1/2 cup red hots cinnamon candies
• 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
• 12 whole cloves
• 1 lemon, sliced
WARM UP THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
Images of warm family gatherings dominate millions of people’s holiday season memories. But the warmth inside a home come the holiday season does not mean it’s not cold outside. Indeed, snow-filled landscapes and/or temperatures below freezing are not uncommon come late December. As the mercury drops outside, families can warm up inside with a batch of “Hot Holiday Punch”.
Makes 14 servings
ries begin to pop. Drain, reserving liquid and cranberries. Put cranberries through a fine mesh strainer or food mill. Set aside.
2. In a Dutch oven or large pot, combine sugar, redhots, lemon juice, cranberry liquid and cranberry pulp, and remaining 3 quarts of water.
• 3 cinnamon sticks
• Cheesecloth
In large saucepan, set over medium-high heat, bring 1 quart water and cranberries to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer 8-10 minutes or until the cranber-
3. Place cloves and cinnamon sticks in a double thickness of cheesecloth. Tie with string to form a bag; add to pan with the punch. Bring to a boil; stir until sugar and candies are dissolved. Discard spice bag. Strain juice through a fine mesh strainer. Serve hot with lemon slices and cranberries.
From 1659 to 1681, celebrating Christmas was banned in Boston. The Puritans considered it too decadent and thought it was a day for quiet prayer. Anyone caught celebrating was fined.
Clearly that idea didn't stick... today, Americans spend more than $1 trillion on holiday shopping each year. This is more than the GDP of 160 countries, including nations like Finland and New Zealand.
You may know about Krampus by now, but did you know in Germany, Santa has a raggedy, disheveled companion named Belsnickel? (right) In parts of Germany and Pennsylvania Dutch communities, he accompanies Santa, having also spied on children to see if they’ve been naughty or nice. He carries a switch and hands out punishment if kids have misbehaved.
The idea that the "J" shape of a candy cane represents Jesus is more a modern interpretation than a historical fact. Candy canes as we know them were created in the late 17th century in Germany, where they were first used to help children sit quietly during long nativity services. Originally, the cane shape was likely intended to resemble a shepherd's crook, symbolizing the shepherds who visited the baby Jesus in Christian tradition.
Kwanzaa is not a religious holiday but is a uniquely American celebration created in 1966 as a cultural observance by Dr. Maulana Karenga to celebrate African-American heritage and community. It’s based on seven wholesome principles including unity, creativity, and faith.
New Year’s resolutions date back to ancient Babylon. About 4,000 years ago, Babylonians made promises to their gods to start the year on the right foot, including returning borrowed items and paying off debts.
No thanks, I'll just take the stocking full of coal!
Hanukkah follows the Hebrew lunar calendar, so the dates shift each year on the Gregorian calendar. In 2013, it overlapped with Thanksgiving, creating “Thanksgivukkah,” a holiday mash-up that will happen again in 2165 and, it's said, not again after that for a few thousand years!
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The holiday gift exchange—a time-honored tradition of swapping trinkets, treasures, and (let’s be honest) underwhelming surprises. Every year, we put on ugly sweaters, gather in living rooms, workplaces, and church basements to play elaborate war games under the guise of “fun.” But the truth is, it’s really and subversively — about not having to buy dozens of gifts while competing for that one cool gift worth having, or simply satisfying the urge to re-gift things we didn’t want last year.
At my family gatherings, the festivities also include the annual Elf vs. A Christmas Story debate. Happily, they have learned not to get me started because I will forever break the tie by insisting on Die Hard.
Secret Santa? Never secret. We all pick a name from a hat, hoping we don’t draw the intern we’ve only met twice (and still call “Hey —um, ...Dude”) or Aunt Karen who is a vegan and only wears purple. This ritual has us scrambling to find the perfect gift — something nice but not too personal, clever but not too expensive. And, just like that, we’re all in the seasonal aisle at Walmart at 10pm, convinced somehow that a bath bomb set or novelty socks can convey just the right sentiment. Spoiler: They can’t; they’ve both functionally evolved into the fruitcakes of gift giving.
And then there’s White Elephant, where the real games begin. The rules say everyone brings a gift of
Reindeer Games
similar value, but “value” can be, let’s say, flexible. In one corner, you have the awesome friend who brought a bluetooth shower speaker that’s actually nice. In the other, you’ve got the jokester who still thinks a toilet-shaped coffee mug will be the hit of the party.
Full transparency: Leigh was the one who brought bacon-flavored toothpaste to the office Christmas party in 2022. Spoiler alert 2 — it really *is* more satisfying to bring something a recipient will smile at and happily raise to the room as if he or she just unwrapped baby Simba.
Anyway, here’s where it gets serious. The shower speaker is now the most coveted item in the room, and everyone’s suddenly strategizing. People are throwing down steals like they are James Woods at a poker table, risking friendships for a chance to swipe that one good gift.
This year it’s the retractable ratchet straps or a puffy shopper bag. Suddenly, every man in the room is in stealth mode, calculating moves like John Connor. Women are forming alliances in the name of “the good gift” and long-game planning to ensure the coveted gifts don’t end up with cousin Jimmy, who’s notorious for hoarding the best loot, or worse yet, one of the senior set who will definitely be clueless about its value.
Let’s not forget the scratch-offs. The ultimate *I kinda tried but not really* gift. There’s always one in every holiday exchange, brought by
that relative or coworker who knows he had to bring something but didn’t want to break a sweat over it. It’s the gift equivalent of a shrug: ‘Maybe you’ll win, maybe you won’t. It’s out of my hands.’
The tickets do spark a flurry of hopeful scratching but also not a little internal monologuing about “I’m going to get so drunk if I gave away a $100,000 ticket as a joke gift.” Fortunately, that’s generally as likely as a politics-free turkey dinner. But hey, nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like the thrill of going home with... two dollars and a pocketful of silver flakes.
Let’s not forget the man-favored Secret Santa strategy: get a gift card, call it good, and avoid any emotional risk. No heart-wrenching decisions between “Will he use a power bank?” or “Maybe he likes hot sauces?” Just a clean, no-nonsense gift card to Home Depot or a fishing store, and everyone’s satisfied.
By the end, most of us end up with something mildly useful or entirely regrettable. But we all go home with the mirthful glow knowing we spent the evening plotting against family and friends in the name of seasonal cheer. Because really, what better way to justify ruthless competition than calling it a “holiday tradition”?
In the end, holiday gift exchanges are just like sports — victory, strategy, and the occasional disappointment. And hey, if all else fails, I can always trade up during next year’s Secret Santa.
