Eighth International Anthology on Paradoxism
Anthologist: Florentin Smarandache
Editura Duran’s Oradea, 2014
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Eugen Evu (România) ............................................................13 Paradoxalia smarandacice ................................................13 Gura păcătoşilor şi a şugubeţilor adevăr grăieşte! ............14 Tudor Muşatescu (România) .................................................16 Savori intelectuale paradoxiste .........................................16 Mircea Eugen Şelariu (România) ...........................................19 Conopiramidă şi mai ciudată în trei culori ........................19 Florentin Smarandache (USA) ...............................................24 Perpetuum Beweglich .......................................................24 Lösung...............................................................................24 Atheist...............................................................................24 Gleichung ..........................................................................24 Pech ..................................................................................24 Zeitlich ..............................................................................25 Besteuerung ......................................................................25 Parasit ...............................................................................25 Ungewissheit ....................................................................25 Eindringling .......................................................................25 Orgie .................................................................................25 Nostalgie ...........................................................................26 Euphorie ...........................................................................26 Metaphysik .......................................................................26 Faulpelz .............................................................................26 Leidenschaft ......................................................................26 Illusion ..............................................................................26 Aufbruch ...........................................................................27
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Zakoni Paradoksizma ........................................................27 Paradoks 1 ........................................................................28 Paradoks 2 ........................................................................28 Paradoks 3 ........................................................................28 Ion Soare (România) .............................................................29 Legile lui Florentin.............................................................29 Denis Koulentianos (Greece).................................................29 Thoughts ...........................................................................29 George Roca (Australia) ........................................................30 Prune-n gură (exerciţii de dicţie).......................................30 Crapa neargă-n patru carpă ..........................................30 Viii în vii .........................................................................31 Ion Pătraşcu (România) .........................................................33 Reductio ad absurdum ....................................................33 Bernd Hutschenreuther (Germany) ......................................34 Homonyme .......................................................................34 Florentin ...........................................................................35 B. Venkateswara Rao (India) .................................................36 Paradoxist distichs ............................................................36 .........................................................................36 ...........................................................................36 ..........................................................................36 ........................................................................36 ............................................................................36 ............................................................................36 ........................................................................37 ..............................................................................37 ..............................................................................37 ............................................................................37 ...............................................................................37 ..............................................................................37
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Valeriu Iovan (România)........................................................47 Văzut şi nevăzut ................................................................47 Alexandru Podea (România) .................................................48 Extrage ceasul ...................................................................48 Andrei Radu (România) .........................................................49 Bazakonion Reloaded........................................................49 ...................................................49 ......................................................49 ..............................................51 ................................................52 ................................................53 ................................................53 Liviu-Florian Jianu (România) ................................................54 Despre revoluţie ...............................................................54 Tom Deicker (USA) ................................................................55 Come out and play with words .........................................55 .........................................55 ...........................56 ..........................................................57 .........................................................57 Adrian Botez (România) ........................................................58 Început de discurs .............................................................58 Svetlana Garabaji (Moldova).................................................59 Aforisme paradoxiste ........................................................59 Vavila Popovici (USA) .........................................................60 Râs-plânsul ......................................................................60 Ioan Marinescu-Puiu (România) ..........................................61 Calambururi ......................................................................61 Balmeş-talmeş ..................................................................63 False paradoxschisme ......................................................69 Paradoxuri de toate nopţile ...........................................71
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Folclor ...................................................................................72 Vest vs. est ........................................................................72 Opinii.............................................................................72 Punctualitate .................................................................72 Coadă ............................................................................73 Contacte ........................................................................73 Viaţă ..............................................................................73 Bătrânii în viaţa de zi cu zi .............................................74 Transport ......................................................................74 Petrecere ......................................................................74 Restaurant ....................................................................75 Excursii ..........................................................................75 Vremea .........................................................................75 Abordarea problemelor ................................................76 Şeful ..............................................................................76 ......................................77 Povara despletită ............................................................77 Zbor de cocori .................................................................78 Gh. Niculescu (România) .......................................................79 Creionări încondeiate cu pixul ..........................................79 Folclor ...................................................................................89 Nebunia omului modern ...................................................89 Folclor ...................................................................................90 Paradoxul olandez sau de ce a intrat Olanda în criză ........90 Folclor ...................................................................................91 Paradoxuri româneşti comparate .....................................91 Folclor ...................................................................................94 Rele care fac mult bine .....................................................94 Addenda ...............................................................................97 Scrisori primite ..................................................................97 (Gavrilă Calefariu, Cătălin Barbu, Mircea Şelariu, Cristian Petru Bălan)
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ANDREI PLEĹžU
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Eugen Evu (Rom창nia)
Paradoxalia smarandacice
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Gura păcătoşilor şi a şugubeţilor adevăr grăieşte!
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Tudor Muşatescu (România) Savori intelectuale paradoxiste
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Mircea Eugen Şelariu (România) Conopiramidă şi mai ciudată în trei culori
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Florentin Smarandache (USA)
Perpetuum Beweglich
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Atheist
Gleichung
Pech
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Zeitlich
Besteuerung
Parasit
Ungewissheit
Eindringling
Orgie
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Nostalgie
Euphorie
Metaphysik
Faulpelz
Leidenschaft
Illusion
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Aufbruch
Zakoni Paradoksizma
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Paradoks 1
Paradoks 2
Paradoks 3
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Ion Soare (Rom창nia)
Legile lui Florentin
Denis Koulentianos (Greece) Thoughts
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George Roca (Australia) Prune-n gură (exerciţii de dicţie)
Crapa neargă-n patru carpă
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Viii ĂŽn vii
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Ion Pătraşcu (România) Reductio ad absurdum
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Bernd Hutschenreuther (Germany)
Homonyme
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Florentin
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B. Venkateswara Rao (India) Paradoxist distichs
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Tudor Pﾄビoiu (Romﾃ｢nia) Iluzia realitate
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Valeriu Iovan (România) Văzut şi nevăzut
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Alexandru Podea (Rom창nia) Extrage ceasul
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Andrei Radu (Rom창nia) Bazakonion Reloaded
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Liviu-Florian Jianu (România) Despre revoluţie
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Tom Deicker (USA) Come out and play with words
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Adrian Botez (Romﾃ｢nia) ﾃ始ceput de discurs
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Svetlana Garabaji (Moldova) Aforisme paradoxiste
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Vavila Popovici (USA) R창s-pl창nsul
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Ioan Marinescu-Puiu (Rom창nia)
Calambururi
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False paradoxschisme
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Paradoxuri de toate nopĹŁile
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Folclor Vest vs. est Opinii
Punctualitate
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Coadă
Contacte
Viaţă
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Bﾄフrﾃ｢nii ﾃｮn viaﾅ｣a de zi cu zi
Transport
Petrecere
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Restaurant
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Vremea
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Abordarea problemelor
Ĺžeful
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Povara despletită
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Zbor de cocori
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Gh. Niculescu (Romﾃ｢nia)
Creionﾄビi ﾃｮncondeiate cu pixul o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
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Addenda Scrisori primite
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