Folio Vol. 37, Issue 2

From the Publisher

Words by John M. Phillips

Dear Folio Readers and Best of Jax Supporters:

Back in the spring of 2001, I flew to Jacksonville to interview for my first job as a lawyer. As I sat at the Landing and read an issue of “Folio Weekly,” I knew this was the town for me. Now, in 2023, I’m a husband and father to three boys, and the owner of Jacksonville’s beloved, “Folio Weekly”.

I often think back on the path that led me to “Folio”. When I first moved to Jacksonville, I started a career in insurance defense. In July of 2011, I’d change my life again by switching sides. I wanted to help the victims of injuries and trauma. That led to my helping the family of Jordan Davis and ending pediatric dentist Howard Schneider’s reign of pain. These cases all involved working with the media. And from that came relationships with some of the brilliant folks from previous “Folio” under Sam Taylor, including the talented Anne Schindler, Claire Goforth and Georgio Valentino. They, with many others, worked with us to tell my clients’ stories.

In 2020, COVID-19 hit Jacksonville. Sam Taylor, Folio founder and publisher, made the ultimate sacrifice. He could no longer continue to operate “Folio Weekly”. He and I spoke and eventually my family became the new owners. My time as publisher of “Folio” has been incredible. I have had the privilege of interviewing the best our city has to offer. I have also worked diligently to expose corruption at the highest levels of Jacksonville’s government. And if that were not exciting enough, going through the “Folio” archives with my kids was amazing. It brings tears to my eyes writing this because this is my last issue as the publisher of “Folio”.

It’s time for change. I want to take what I’ve learned as a lawyer and media owner and put it to use. I am going to run for City Council for District 7 in Jacksonville.

As a lawyer, I have grown frustrated with the leaders of our great city. There have been thousands of senseless murders

in the last eight years. Many of which I have worked with families and detectives to solve. I’ve learned a lot and know it doesn’t have to be this way. As the publisher of “Folio,” I’ve seen government corruption first hand. In addition to the independent voice of “Folio,” Jacksonville needs an independent voice at City Hall. There can be no more elected lobbyists or future lobbyists, no more “besties” with politicians or those who put politics over people.

My law practice will remain unchanged, and I will continue to zealously protect all of the present and future obligations of my clients. “Folio”, has a different path. For the most part, “Folio” will remain the same. But a change in leadership will come with a fresh and inspiring vibe, one that I am very excited about. It is my pleasure to announce that “Folio Weekly” will have its first-ever female publisher, my wife and best friend, Angela Phillips. Angela has served Jacksonville for many years, volunteering for city committees and working with local non-profits. She will be a great addition to this 35-year-old treasure.

The decision to step down as the publisher of “Folio,” was a difficult one. The decision to run was not. In my legal life, I’m committed to seeking justice for those who have been wronged by the legal system. I have dedicated my career to giving a voice to the under-represented. In my “Folio” life, I’m committed to exposing the truth and showcasing all that Jacksonville has to offer. Now I want to do the same for the citizens of Jacksonville. I have worked and lived in District 7 since 2001, and I hope you will allow me to serve you as I have served my clients for decades. The election is March 21. You can register to vote until Feb. 21.

I love you all and I humbly ask for your support. Help me help others.

John M. Phillips

JANUARY HOROSCOPES

ARIES

The full moon in Cancer on Jan. 9 will illuminate both your public and private life. January is the perfect time for you to heal and understand yourself on a deeper level. Don’t doubt yourself and the decisions you make. You have your own best interests in mind—even if you don’t realize it.

TAURUS

It looks like the stars are working in your favor this month, Taurus. The month of January is usually a good time to catch up on rest, and it is also a good month to start setting healthy boundaries. You may find yourself working on communication and vocalizing needs on Jan. 18 when chatty Mercury ends its retrograde. And the rest of the month you should feel rejuvenated and slightly rebellious!

GEMINI

Bye-bye, retrograde drama. Hello, reflection, relief and relaxation! Sweet Gemini, you are well overdue for a break. It seems like this past year has felt murky for you, but the new year calls for a new you. It is OK to grieve your past self, but don’t rehash your past drama. Reflect and move forward. As Venus enters Aquarius on Jan. 3, it is time to focus on your own desires. Put a face mask on and protect your peace!

CANCER

With a newfound sense of confidence and a clear mind, you are off to a great start this new year. But just because you feel this rush of positive emotions doesn’t mean it has to stop there. January is all about pampering yourself and prioritizing your health before helping others. Take this time to settle any remaining grudges so that you can start this new chapter of your life with a clear space (mentally and physically).

LEO

Capricorn season has you working hard, doesn’t it? Not for nothing, though, you have been working hard on yourself and your goals. There is a bigger picture here that only you can see. All this being said, do not work yourself to death. Mars ends its months-long retrograde on Jan. 12, being the perfect time for you to step back and take a deep breath. Your hard work will not disappear, but a self-care day is long overdue for you, Leo.

VIRGO

Things are starting to finally heat up for you this month, Virgo. After a much-needed hiatus, it is time to open your mind up to new things and get out of your comfort zone. But before you take the leap and start dating again, make sure you have goals set and a plan in motion. As they say, before you can love another, you must love yourself first.

LIBRA

Did someone turn up the heat, Libra? This month started off intimate and passionate, and luckily for you, it’s not gonna stop there. The universe has

a funny way of working, and while you may have started the new year with a smaller friend circle, it’s all for the greater good. Focus on on yourself and those who you know you can count on. When Aquarius season starts on Jan. 20, you will feel a newfound sense of creativity. Take advantage of this side of you not often seen and incorporate creativity into all parts of your life—(professional and sexual).

SCORPIO

You are not ready to quit just yet, are you? After a hectic end to 2022, the last thing you want to do is sit and relax. No, Scorpio, you are ready to run! The Jan. 6 full moon will fall in your ninth house of travel and will be the perfect celestial push you need to pack your bags and buy that one-way ticket. Planning a trip? Never heard of it. Embrace the impulsiveness that brews within you.

SAGITTARIUS

Happy new year, Sagittarius! While you may be feeling a little impatient as the beginning of January starts off slow for you, just know that good things come to those who wait. For the first half of the month, it is important that you catch up on your rest and really take this time to get organized. Once the Aquarius season begins on Jan. 20, you will be flooded with social events and friendships. Knowing this, keep those you care about close and also open your mind to the endless opportunities headed your way.

CAPRICORN

It is finally your time to shine, Capricorn! Capricorn season is among us, are you ready? All the planets are aligning to make sure you have the best month possible. You had the new moon, Sun, Venus, Mercury and Pluto— half the number of celestial bodies of the solar system—in your sign. How does it feel to be so special the universe calls the ruling planets to you? The Jan. 6 full mood lands directly in your relationship sector, so it is the perfect time to spice things up in the bedroom. Maybe some new toys or even role play. ;)

AQUARIUS

Happy solar return, Aquarius! This month started off with love and abundance (a little gift from the cosmos), and it’s only gonna get better. More often than not, you take the safe route but this month asks you to delve into your Aquarian side and take risks. It’s usually when you least expect it that something good happens, so trust your intuition.

PISCES

Say goodbye to low energy, Pisces! Mars will realign on Jan. 12, bringing back the energy she took with her when she went into retrograde. It has been a relaxing last couple of months for you, but it is time to start kicking things into high gear. Start setting financial goals and seeing them through. Focus on perfecting your work. It will pay off soon enough!

Dear Editor,

Your Dec. 21 issue missed the boat on Bouquet vs. Brickbat. Fresh Market was featured for “Climatarian eating,” defined as local and organic, with no mention of Native Sun (Jax Beach) or Diane’s Natural Market (St. Augustine) which are the only grocery stores in our area that I know of that ONLY carry organic in their produce section. Although I love shopping Fresh Market for a variety of reasons, their produce is primarily conventional, with only some organic. I hope to see more in 2023. Please give the credit that’s deserved to the stores that refuse to carry pesticide-laden produce and are already carrying ONLY organic produce— and a wide variety of it.

BOUQS & BRICKS BOUQUETS

To the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office for making an arrest in the death of 13-year-old Prince Holland.

Holland was shot and killed in a drive-by while walking home from football tryouts in December. Coach Jaylen Burroughs, 21, was also critically injured in the incident. According to JSO, 22-year-old Marcel Johnson was arrested and charged with several felonies related to the shootings; however, he has not been identified as the shooter. The shooting, JSO said, was a result of a an ongoing and heated rivalry between rival street groups “3” and “320.” At a press conference last year following the shooting, newly-elected Sheriff T.K. Waters said, “This agency and this city will not passively stand by while a subculture that glorifies violence terrorizes our community and kills our children.”

To Cowford Chop House for surprising us all over again. Not only does the Downtown steakhouse deserve beaucoups of bouquets for their food, atmosphere and service, but they’ve even managed to take their to-go utensils to another level. Especially the spoon. The shape, the weight and oh-so-smooth texture had us rinsing them off after using them … so we could use them again. Seriously, where can we buy these things?

BRICKBAT

To the chumps who tried to cheat their way into Best of Jax honors.

Some people may chuckle at the results (don’t blame us; we just tally the votes), but we take the “Best of Jax” nominating and voting process very seriously. So when a few amateur cyber-sleuths tried to cheat the system (that’s called fraud, folks), we tracked them down and called them out. Then disqualified their asses. Maybe next year we’ll start a new category for “Worst Best of Jax Cheaters” just for them. It’s not like we don’t know who they are.

Nicole Crosby Chair, St. Johns Soil and Water Conservation District (through Jan. 5) Ponte Vedra Beach, FL

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Vince Jones

Upon hearing the name Vince Jones, I immediately thought of a rockstar or someone I had to have known. Turns out, I wasn’t too far off. Jones is a local musician who mainly performs cover/tribute songs. You can find many of his cover mixes on his Bandmix profile, including my personal favorite, “Waiting for a Girl Like You” (his playlist also includes Frank Sinatra and The Vince Jones Group).

Jones, who’s currently looking for a band to join, is a vocalist and bassist and has a lot to offer his future bandmates. Or as he put it: “Serious and dedicated vocalist and musician. Non-smoker. 100% drama free and I get along with everyone! Looking to gig as much as possible so I will sing and play whatever it takes. Rock/dance/disco/metal/oldies/pop. Done it and love it all :)”. I mean seriously, who can pass on a non-smoking musician who’s willing to play ANYTHING … and won “Best Local Musician.” –Ambar Ramirez

Jenn Weeks

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Jenn.

Jenn who?

Jenn Weeks, Jacksonville’s best local comedian! Although, She is not only a comedian but the official host of the LOL JAX Film Festival, creator of Comedy Cookout Jax and co-creator of Laugh-n-Lyrics. Weeks has traveled the country performing with some of America’s most beloved stand-up comedians. Her high energy, relatable material and stage presence pulls the audience in and keeps them there.

When Weeks is not spreading laughter, she is spreading love. For the last 5 years, Weeks has hosted a charity/donation event called Blessing Bags. Every year, Weeks collects donations of travel-sized items such as socks, chapstick, deodorants, and kleenex to donate to the homeless community in Jacksonville.

This is not the first year Weeks has been crowned best local comedian by the city of Jacksonville. Her city loves her just as much as she loves it. - Carmen

Macri

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Ocean Beaches American Legion Post 129

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Keg & Coin

Listen, we’ve all been young and broke. Well, some of us still are. So living in an up-and-coming city where the price of living can’t seem to slow down, finding a fun AND affordable place to hang out is a rarity. Keg and Coin, located in Riverside, checks off all of the boxes for a cheap thrill. Creating a a nostalgic atmosphere with old-school arcade games, themed party nights and kitschy decor, Keg & Coin also appeals all ages, especially those who appreciate an awesome happy hour. Draft beer for $3? Unheard of in this climate but obviously welcomed.

Keg & Coin is Jacksonville’s first arcade bar, priding itself on having “the top games from the golden era of arcades.” They also offer leagues, tournaments and high-score competitions and serve local craft beer favorites, as well as imports. Backed up by a 4.7-star rating on Google with reviews gushing over the cheap prices and entertaining games, Keg & Coin was a shoo-in for “Best Cheap Thrill” and, for the right couples, the perfect date night location. –Carmen Macri

GET IN LOSER. . .

River & Post

Originally opened in November of 2017, River & Post quickly became the city’s can’t-miss dining destination. As a restaurant that strives to captivate guests with quality ingredients, exceptional service and memorable experiences, it comes as no surprise they were awarded not one but four “Best of” titles. Boasting a unique seafood-forward menu and original cocktails, River & Post is the place to be. We can’t forget about the spectacular —and bustling — rooftop overlooking the St. Johns River Jacksonville skyline, perfect for pre- or post- dinner cocktails. Or just cocktails. –Molly Britt

BEST BRIDGE Dames Point

BEST HAUNTED HOUSE 13th Floor

BEST LIBRARY BRANCH Main Branch Downtown

BEST NEIGHBORHOOD Murray Hill

BEST PLACE TO COUNT MULLETS Clay County Fair

BEST PLACE TO DANCE Park Place

BEST PLACE TO HUG A TREE Arboretum

BEST PLACE TO PICK UP YOUR FOLIO Chamblin’s Uptown

BEST PLACE TO SCHMOOZE River & Post

BEST PUBLIC PARK Memorial Park

BEST VIEWS River Walk

WORST FLOOD ZONE San Marco

WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD?

BEST COMMUNITY ACTIVIST

Ben Frazier

BEST DRESSED

Bobby Kelley

BEST ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCATE

St. Johns Riverkeeper

BEST FIRST RESPONDER

Lakesha Burton

BEST LOCAL CRUSADER

Hope McMath

BEST LOCAL HERO

Donna Deegan

BEST LOCAL PERSONALITY

Bobby Kelley

BEST LOCAL WEIRDO

Kerry Speckman

BEST MUSTACHE

Shad Kahn

BEST NONPROFIT

JASMYN

BEST PHILANTHROPIST

Delores Barr Weaver

BEST SPIRITUAL LEADER

Joby Martin

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS

Ron DeSantis

WORST LOCAL ZERO

Ron DeSantis

Hope McMath

A crusader is someone who campaigns vigorously for social, political or religious change. And when Jacksonville was asked to name its “Best Local Crusader,” they resoundingly voted for Hope McMath. A graduate of Jacksonville University, McMath is the founder and director of Yellow House, an art gallery more accurately described as “a place where art + action creates change” and oversees the student gallery at Douglas Anderson School of the Arts. Prior to opening the doors to Yellow House, she worked at the Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens for more than 20 years, including eight years as its executive director.

Not only is McMath a lover of the arts, but she is a renowned artist herself (a printmaker to be exact), whose work sparks conversations around equity, race, education and human rights.

Over her career, she has given countless hours to speaking truth to change “especially when it is hard, messy and unpopular” and has been honored with an EVE Award, OneJax Humanitarian Award and Cultural Icon Award, the Frances Kinne Alumni of Distinction Community Service Award and the Educational Service Award (among others) and Jacksonville’s “Best Local Crusader.” - Ambar Ramirez

JASMYN

Having been open for an impressive 28 years, JASMYN is no stranger to offering refuge, support and empowerment to LGBTQIA+ teens and young adults in the community through leadership, advocacy, and resources. The organization is constantly working toward a safer, more accepting environment where LGBTQIA+ teens and young adults are appreciated and valued for their identities, aspirations and contributions. It is clear why JASMYN won “Best Non-Profit” through their support and encouragement for equality and human rights for all. –Molly Britt

Is it because I’m old enough get the senior discount at Surterra (you’re welcome for that tip) but still find it hilarious to ask Alexa to make fart sounds? Or could it be my signature hair (shout out to Pat Cole at Total Hair Experience for creating and tending to this masterpiece) that’s the same color as a Muppet who happens to be a fairy-in-training? Perhaps it’s my obsession with bankers boxes and selfies or that I’m related to a serial killer (only a true weirdo would even admit that). Or is it because I openly talk about things most people would keep to themselves, like anxiety, bipolar disorder and IBS? (Update on the chiggers: All gone.) I guess it doesn’t really matter why my fellow Jacksonvillians voted me “Best Local Weirdo” or, to be honest, what anyone thinks of me in the first place (another tell-tale sign of a weirdo). What I do know is I love being me and if that’s weird, then so be it. At least I’m “best” at something. –Kerry Speckman

If you don’t know Bobby Kelley, let’s just say he’s the tits, a word that not only describes him perfectly but is also a brilliant reminder of why he personifies Jacksonville’s “Best Local Character.” Colorful and outspoken, the fashion designer and entrepreneur owns BobbyK Boutique in Springfield and certainly has, ahem, ruffled some feathers around town over the years (tits are also birds, FYI). Like in 2017, when he created and sold an “Avondale Is the Tits” T-shirt that offended people of all ages and genders and prompted members of a prominent local women’s Facebook to call for a boycott of his business. But did that stop our fearless creator from producing more salty graphic tees, like “Jesus Saves Because He Shops at Walmart” and “I Love Hot Dads” currently on the racks or producing a line of celebrity “prayer candles” featuring the likes of Kim Kardashian (featured on Pete Davidson’s IG, btw), Jeff Goldblum and Gardner Minshew in a jock strap (that last one is out of stock)? Not even a little. In fact, haters and doubters only strengthen his resolve to turn his insanely hilarious (or hilariously insane) sense of humor into a fashion and home decor empire (spoiler: it’s already happening).

Kelley grabbed the title of “Best Dressed,” as well, for a look he describes as “a prep school student who just discovered metal” with his ever-changing hair color and beloved Converse high-top platforms highlighted in his fit pics. He also admits to owning a “ridiculous” amount of mesh because if anyone can pull off the “giant tilapia trapped in a net” look (his words, not mine), it’s Bobby Kelley.- Kerry Speckman

Ben Frazier

Veteran journalist, news anchor, producer, narrator, motivational speaker and life-long activist, Ben Frazier can do it all — and if he hasn’t, he will. Frazier loves the city that he calls home and refuses to be silenced. Having founded the Northside Coalition of Jacksonville in 2015 to address social, racial and economic injustice, Frazier believes all voices should be heard and has made it his mission that they are. Frazier feels strongly about voting equity, homelessness, adult and youth literacy, and ending gun violence. He wishes to keep his community informed and educated on the racial injustices seen not only in Jacksonville but across the globe and recently spoke in Geneva, Switzerland at the U.N. Committee to Eliminate Racial Discrimination to discuss the “anti-riot bill” passed in Florida after the death of George Floyd.

On Dec. 13, 2022, Frazier made a public statement at a City Council meeting where he plead for city leaders to tear down the confederate monuments that still stand. After he violated a newly-changed rule by speaking 65 longer than the allowed time limit, he was taken into custody by police. The arrest did not phase Frazier, of course. He only used it to fuel the fire that burns in him for social and racial reform. He is a force to be reckoned with.

–Carmen Macri

Bobby Kelley Kerry Speckman

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Modern Periodontics Dr. Storch

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Dr. Wayne Gordon

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Blue Bird Pediatrics

MÜV

At this point, we all have at least one friend with a medical marijuana card. Maybe you even have your own. And more likely than not, you or your “friend” (wink, wink) are shopping at Müv for all of your medical marijuana needs. And really, who can blame you since Müv was voted “Best Medical Marijuana Dispensary.”

Müv’s goal is to provide its customers with the best cannabis and cannabis-infused products, and they have the knowledge, research and resources to do just that. With an R&D team made up of scientists, Müv is constantly looking at ways to improve their products while innovating the medical marijuana and alternative medicine industries. Müv’s message is also aligned with what any cannabis lover could hope for: commitment to community and economic growth. –Ambar

Ramirez

It’s official: Dr. Wayne Gordon is Jacksonville’s favorite doctor to see for all of your chiropractic needs. Voted “Best Chiropractor” and “Best Doctor” in Jacksonville, Gordon carries a passion for improving the lives of his patients by helping them get back to their old selves—or a find new level of relief. A former teacher, Gordon became a chiropractor when he realized he wanted to leave a legacy of being of service to others in any way he can. As the city’s “Best Chiropractor” and “Best Doctor,” he is clearly doing just that. –Molly

Britt

Dr. Wayne Gordon

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Steven Koslow

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Faruk

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Grant Helm

Steven Koslow

He doesn’t play for the Jaguars or even the Sharks or Icemen, but Steven Koslow has been voted as Jacksonville’s “Best Local Athlete”. The 25-year-old MMA fighter began his career in 2016 as an amateur boasting a 3-0 record before turning professional in 2019. Nicknamed “Obi Won Shinobi / The Pillow,” Koslow has been ranked in the top 25 bantamweight and featherweight fighters in the state. Since turning pro, he has six wins by submission, each in the first round (watch out for that rear-naked choke!). He first professional loss came in December by TKO in the third round. It’s obvious we’ll need to keep an eye on this athlete as he rises in the ranks. –Molly Britt

Folio Weed

Words by Shelton Hull

Last year was an election year, so you may have seen people collecting petitions for all types of causes here and there. We still have local elections in March, but all the statewide and national action is over until 2024, which promises a Superelection with plenty of violence and results that are unlikely to satisfy anyone but the extremists on either side of the aisle. Until then, the only petitions being collected are to fully legalize cannabis in Florida.

We’ve been around this block before, like stray dogs with OCD, constantly coming back around and sniffing for the scent of something we think is so close, yet so far. We are now in the third consecutive election cycle where the possibility of legalization has been raised, but there is currently no reason to expect this round to go any better than the previous two.

I had forgotten about the current petition drive, but only through deliberate effort. I would love to see it legalized, but I doubt that it ever will. Why? Because the industry is feckless and fickle, and the preexisting personal issues between doctors, dispensaries and the activist community ensure that any talk of real collaborative action on this subject is now and will always be just talk. They’re doing just enough to look like they’re trying, but they’re really not. They never were.

This is no fault of the petition collectors themselves, most of whom are contract workers imported from elsewhere. You will rarely see someone collecting petitions who actually lives in the city they’re working in, and that’s one glaring flaw in the business model, such as it is: These folks are walking around in areas they don’t know, trying to engage people they’ve never met. They are friendly but distant. They always make sure to note that they’re not from here, and they are reluctant to engage in any conversation about anything other than the petitions.

There is a palpable lack of urgency, and no clear leadership, no talking-points, no details. Sometimes you’ll see the same people working the same block, independently of each other, overlapping clientele that just wastes time and money. This also leads to redundancy among the signatures, many of which will be thrown out later, and it does nothing to inspire any passion among voters who are mostly over it. If they hired from within the local communities, they would have people who knew where to go and when to go there. They would know how to sell the gimmick to their people, and they could leverage their own personal connections to help grow the numbers faster. Again, nice people. I’ve met a bunch of them over the years. But they’ve been set up to fail.

The process is convoluted, which reflects the anti-democratic (or anti-Democrat) slant of a state government that has spent the last five years or so trying to make the petition process as difficult as possible. At this point, it’s almost impossible, even if you have millions to spend on it, as we’ve seen with the cannabis stuff. I’d guess that most of the ballot initiatives of recent years, such as the restoration of voting rights to felons, as well as medical marijuana itself, would have never happened under the current rules, and we’ll see if that’s the case here.

As I’ve said before, the time to do this was 2020, when the Blue Wave was still a thing and decriminalization was still trendy. The “home grow” provision was virtually meaningless to the majority of customers in this state, yet the dispensaries saw it as a Trojan Horse bringing death and destruction to their carefully cultivated fiefdom of vertically-integrated monopolies. And that was the ballgame. Committed cannabisseurs are now stuck playing catch-up in a political environment that grows increasingly hostile by the day.

Say you did want to sign a petition, and I really hope you do. What’s the process? Well, first you have to fill out the form, which means giving your address to a stranger, and I’ve seen how that’s a specific deal-breaker for a lot of you out there. That takes about 30 seconds. While you’re doing that, you give the petitioner your phone number, which they use to text you a link to the website where you verify your signature. That’s another 15 to 30 seconds. Then, you click the link you were texted, go to the site and verify your identity. That’s another 30 seconds, but the site doesn’t even detect a redundant signature. It’s just extra work that makes the process take longer, which means fewer signatures in the long-run. It does generate a unique number, presumably corresponding to the total number of signatures.

As it stands, activists need at least 891,589 signatures to get legalization onto the next statewide ballot, which is in November 2024. We currently have 148,418, according to Smart & Safe Florida, the group funded by Trulieve, to the tune of $5 million. With signatures not due until February 2024, it is entirely possible, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

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BEST TATTOO ARTIST Clark Seiger

BEST VAPE SHOP Smokers Bay

BEST VIDEOGRAPHER Joey Vokac

BEST VINTAGE CLOTHING STORE Disco Dolly

Cool Stuff Vintage

If you’re a true local, you know how much we love our vintage and antique shops. The idea of buying something with so much history is a great gift or treat for yourself. The people have voted and this year, the city’s “Best Antique Store” is Cool Stuff Vintage. A proud supporter of reducing, reusing, and recycling, Cool Stuff Vintage is filled with so many unique items. Whether you want something from a few years back or even decades, this is the place to shop. So the next time you want to find unusual treasures with a past stop by Cool Stuff Vintage and you won’t be let down. –Molly Britt

Beach Plaza Auto Care

Family-owned and operated, Beach Plaza Auto Care in Jacksonville Beach has been around since 1990 when Buster DeLay bought the last full-service Shell gas station in Jacksonville Beach. Once DeLay got started, he recruited his son Charlie and daughter Misty to help run the shop. Beach Plaza Auto Care was voted “Best Auto Shop” for their fast, affordable and trustworthy service. Just check out their amazing 4.9 rating on Google with plenty of reviews gushing over about the friendly service at every visit.

If you are in need of repairs on your vehicle from brakes to climate control to electrical and electronic systems—and you love supporting local, family-owned businesses, Beach Plaza Auto Care is the auto shop for you. –Carmen Macri

Disco Dolly

What else would you expect from a vintage clothing store called Disco Dolly than a wardrobe full of outfits you would definitely wear to Studio 54 (or on any night out in the city)?

The locally-based online vintage store is owned and operated by Alexis Dillard whose personal Instagram page looks like it came straight out of a Dolly Parton music video. Disco Dolly has all your vintage clothing needs with pieces inspired by the one and only Dolly Parton (of course) and Cher. As one might expect, all of the pieces are funky and eccentric, and they are gender and size inclusive. You can find and purchase Disco Dolly pieces on Instagram @discodollythreads.

–Ambar Ramirez

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BEST BRIDAL/ FORMAL WEAR Be-In Bridal Studio

BEST PLACE TO GET MARRIED The Glass Factory

BEST RECEPTION LOCATION The Glass Factory

BEST WEDDING CAKE Sweet Theory Baking Co.

BEST WEDDING FLORIST The Anti Bride

BEST WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Adriana Denise Photography

YOU'RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU

BEST ATTRACTION

Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens

BEST BEACH

Neptune Beach

BEST BED & BREAKFAST / INN

Casa Marina Hotel and Restaurant

BEST HOTEL

One Ocean Resort & Spa

BEST ONE-TANK GETAWAY

Savannah

BEST PLACE TO TAKE OUT-OF-TOWN GUESTS

St. Augustine

WORST TOURIST TRAP

St. Johns Town Center

St. Johns Town Center

It’s happened to all of us, probably during the holiday season, or really any season that schools are on break. You head out to “the heart of shopping and dining in Jacksonville” for some retail therapy only to be stuck in traffic before you even set eyes on the Costco. But if you manage to arrive early enough to avoid the heaviest traffic, you can still count on making seemingly endless laps around the parking lots to find a space. Once you finally make it out of your car to the “outdoor lifestyle mall,” you’ll be engulfed by teems of shoppers filling the skinny sidewalks. And it’s all fun and games until you make your way to the end of the row of stores only to have a handful of shopping bags and no more money left in your pockets. Frankly, it’s a consumerist’s dream, but for those that are native to Jacksonville, it’s a tourist trap. –Ambar

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Weird Wild Stuff

Words by Shelton Hull

The new year has begun and with it a feeling of freshness and new possibility … most of which will dissipate like morning fog before the end of the month. But until then, we can revel in the hope that 2023 is at least slightly less tragic than 2022. The news doesn’t stop, and neither do we, so here are a few choice nubbins that have come in since last month. Enjoy!

In Britain, a regulatory body body called Ofcom (which has nothing to do with “The Handmaid’s Tale”) recently cited the Sky Atlantic network for an alleged computer error that allowed an uncensored episode of “Game of Thrones” to air at 7:35 a.m. local time on Aug. 19—a Saturday morning. Sadly, we don’t know what episode it was, but one assumes it was neither of the last two episodes, which the entire world has agreed to purge from the record, like those guys who were airbrushed out of photos with Stalin. British law forbids profanity on TV before 9 p.m. They also cited the channel E4 39 times for airing a re-run of Gordon Ramsey’s “Kitchen Nightmares USA,” which hopefully gives him joy.

Have you ever read the journal “Neuron”? Yeah, neither have we, but we did take note of a study published in a recent issue. A biotechnology startup called Cortical Labs (don’t let them out of your sight!) did the unthinkable: loading 800,000 individual brain cells onto a silicon computer chip and teaching them to play video games. The cells were gathered from human skin cells (turned into stem cells), as well as mouse embryos, and placed into a grid of electrodes that did the real work. Now, to be fair, they’re only playing Pong. It will be years, if not decades before they’re able to teach DishBrain how to play Mario Kart. This could greatly impact our ability to study the brain and how it functions, but for now, it’s just silly.

We don’t typically get into politics in this column because we get plenty of that elsewhere in the media, whether we want to or not. However, there were few things weirder and wilder than the jockeying that took place to decide the Speaker of the 118th Congress, which was guaranteed to be a total mess that will likely get innocent people hurt or killed later this year. Conservative Republicans took control in January after riding waves of hate speech

and disinformation to victory in November. As one might expect from people who are morally bankrupt and stand for absolutely nothing, leadership is in short supply. The presumed front-runner couldn’t get enough votes because no matter how stubbornly he simps for his master Donald Trump it’s just not good enough to satisfy his deranged supporters. So they flooded the field with a veritable plethora of freaks, frauds and fools, stalling his ascent through repeated rounds of voting, all while Democrats just sat back and laughed at them. It got so bad that some Republicans actually nominated a Black guy for the job, a feat of trolling that nearly induced apoplexy among the caucus. He was eventually voted in—on the 15th ballot—which left him and his caucus effectively crippled, right out the box. Good. We wish them nothing but misery for all their days to come, and they probably wish the same for each other, as well.

While we’re wishing misery onto others, ditto for Andrew Tate, a former champion kickboxer turned incel gawd, known for his incendiary rhetoric on gender, among other things. You will note that his attempt at trolling Greta Thunberg in December ended badly, after an errant pizza box helped give away his location, leading to his arrest on sex trafficking charges. Nothing funny about that, but note also that he faces charges in Romania, which has been fighting this problem for a long time. So long, in fact, that an organization had challenged the Romanian government to act more vigorously on these crimes, nearly two years ago. Now, here’s your punchline: They are called the “Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings” We’re not sure how, but apparently their acronym is “GRETA.” All this is total coincidence, but let’s just pretend that it’s not.

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BEST CITY COUNCIL MEMBER

Matt Carlucci

BEST FACEBOOK GROUP

Indians In Jacksonville & St. Johns

BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT

@onlyinduval

BEST LOCAL BLOG

The Jaxxon

BEST LOCAL JOURNALIST

Katie Jeffries

BEST MORNING SHOW

News4Jax

BEST NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST

Nate Monroe

BEST RADIO BROADCASTER

Brian Jordan Gator Country

BEST RADIO SHOW

Brian Jordan Gator Country

BEST SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER

Elizabeth Andersen

BEST TV ANCHOR

Dawn Lopez

BEST TV NEWSCAST

News4JAX

BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT

Ron Filipkowski

BEST WEATHER FORECASTER

Mike Buresh

MOST LIKELY TO BE NEXT MAYOR

Donna Deegan

MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT TAXPAYERS

Ron DeSantis

News4JAX

There’s something about watching morning shows that takes us back to when drinking coffee along with a newspaper in hand was the norm. Now, it’s not that different except for the part that everyone in Jacksonville is watching the News4JAX Morning Show with their coffee.

Every weekday morning from 7-10 a.m., Jacksonville is greeted with the smiling faces of Bruce Hamilton, Melanie Lawson, Jennifer Waugh, Vic Micolucci, Richard Nunn and Amanda DeVoe who help us start our days with the news we need to know, including weather and traffic reports. “The Morning Show” also features cooking segments, in-studio music performances, celebrity interviews and human interest stories you won’t find anywhere else. The camaraderie between talent is obvious, as is the dedication of the team members behind the scenes who make the magic happen. And the “Best Morning Show” honor truly belongs to all of them. –Ambar Ramirez

Born and raised in Jacksonville, Dawn Lopez has been a part of our community from day one. And she’s become a part of our homes as an anchor on Action News Jax This Morning and Action News Jax at Noon.

The beloved news personality graduated from the University of North Florida where she worked at the campus radio and television stations. After graduation, Lopez moved to Columbus, Georgia, but quickly realized her home was in Jacksonville. Once she returned to the River City, Lopez swiftly got into the swing of things with Action News Jax.

Not only is Lopez an award-winning anchor, she’s also an outstanding citizen, giving back to the community through projects like Family Support Services that assists in the adoption of hundreds of children around the area, as well as organizing nonprofit events for local schools and civic centers.

Turns out Lopez is a golden girl on and off the screen. –Carmen Macri

Brian Jordan Gator Country

A proud Jacksonvillian since birth, Brian Jordan started his radio career with 95.1 WAPE before moving to 99.9 Gator Country becoming the station’s midday host. In addition to playing the hottest songs in country and giving away tickets to see the top country artists coming to town, he brings a fresh perspective to a cluttered radio landscape. He also created and co-hosts a podcast called “On the Pitch” which focuses on the world of soccer without all the “fluff,” as he likes to say. Jordan is not afraid to talk about hot takes and offer his own opinions. He was also recently promoted to assistant program director for WEJZ/WGNE for his hard work and dedication to the company. –Carmen Macri

“The Florida Times-Union” columnist Nate Monroe is, once again, Jacksonville’s “Best Local Newspaper Columnist.”

Monroe began his career at the T-U as an investigative reporter focusing on government, the environment and various other topics. In 2019, he became a metro columnist reporting on some of the biggest stories of the year, many of which he was instrumental in exposing. Since then, he has made a name for himself as a dogged reporter who is unafraid of anyone who is part of the story. –Molly Britt

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SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE

BEST BUTCHER SHOP

Cline’s Custom Meats

BEST DELI

Sun Deli

BEST ETHNIC GROCERY STORE

Beirut Grocery Store

BEST FARMERS MARKET

Riverside Arts Market

BEST HEALTH FOOD STORE

Grassroots Natural Market

BEST LOCAL AREA FARM

Congaree and Penn

BEST LOCAL GROCERY STORE

Publix

Maybe it’s because Publix is unique to Florida or maybe it’s because they always have phenomenal BOGO deals. Either way, “Folio” readers voted Publix the “Best Local Grocery” store.

With a wide selection of fresh produce, the beloved deli section and a bakery with free cookies for children under the age of 12, Publix will always be a top-tier supermarket. Not to mention their famous Pub subs that are actually making other states jealous they don’t have a Publix of their own.

The local grocery store first opened in 1930 in Winter Haven by George Jenkins. Jenkins was born in Harris, Georgia where he helped his father run a general store. At 17, he moved to Tampa with the dreams of making it big in real estate, but the universe had bigger plans for the dreamer. Publix started off small as Publix Food Store before becoming Publix Super Markets by the 1940s. Now, Publix is known to all in the state of Florida and keeps strong in its message of treating employees and customers like family. –Ambar Ramirez

Locally-owned Grassroots Natural Market is Jacksonville’s favorite health food store. Brothers James and Jack Robinson along with Ana Michal opened Grassroots back in 2006 in Riverside, just a block from 5 Points. In addition to fresh produce and meats, craft beer and wine, and grab-and-go items and frozen foods, the popular market offers customers house-made smoothies and juices as well as freshly-brewed coffee. Grassroots helps Jacksonville residents live a healthy lifestyle, so it makes sense why they voted Grassroots the “Best Health Food Store.” –Carmen Macri

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BEST AMERICAN CUISINE

The District

BEST BAGELS

BagelsRUs Deli

BEST BAKERY

1748 Bakehouse

BEST BARBECUE RESTAURANT

The Bearded Pig

BEST BAR FOOD

Perfect Rack Billiards

BEST BARISTA

Paul Johnson / The Flamingo

BEST BARTENDER

Brogan Kestle, Lynch’s

BEST BEER SELECTION

Hoptinger Bier Garden & Sausage House

BEST BISTRO

The French Pantry

BEST BREAKFAST

Fox Restaurant

BEST BREWERY

Wicked Barley Brewing Company

BagelsRUs Deli

Having brought a “little piece of New York to Jacksonville” 20 years ago, BagelsRUs Deli has become a Jacksonville favorite, made clear by being voted this year’s “Best Bagels.” Made from scratch daily, their kettled-cooked and baked bagels come in 17 flavors including spinach, asiago, chocolate chip and pumpernickel with 14 different bagel spreads. If a bagel alone isn’t enough to tide you over, make it a bagel melt (did someone say pizza bagel?) or bagel sandwich. BagelsRUs also serves breakfast platters, sides and sandwiches. With dine-in, take out and catering available, there is always time for the city’s best bagels. –Molly Britt

Brogan Kestle, Lynch’s

Brogan Kestle become a fixture tending bar at some of the Beaches most beloved spots. She started at Surfer the Bar in 2016 and has since mosied on down the strip to Lynch’s Irish Pub. Working behind the bar at Lynch’s since 2018, she’s made the popular bar her personal playground—giving patrons exactly what they want: exellent service with a smile. Kestle loves what she does and obviously, the Lynch’s patrons agree having voted her “Best Bartender.”

What better way to start (or end) your night than with a perfectly made Car Bomb by Jacksonville’s favorite bartender? And you know what they say, a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. –Carmen Macri

BEST BRUNCH

Penman Diner

BEST BURGER

Poe’s Tavern

BEST BURRITO

Lola’s Burrito & Burger Joint

BEST CATERING

Anthony’s Gourmet Catering

BEST CHEF

Marion Donahe / Stout Snug

BEST CHICKEN WINGS V Pizza / Flask & Cannon

BEST CHINESE FARE Hawkers

BEST COFFEE HOUSE Southern Grounds

BEST CUBAN RESTAURANT 1928 Cuban Bistro

BEST DELI Pinegrove Market and Deli

BEST DESSERTS Biscottis

BEST DIM SUM Hawkers

BEST DINER

Penman Diner

BEST DIVE BAR

Pete’s Bar

BEST DONUTS

Donut Shoppe

BEST FAMILY RESTAURANT Penman Diner

BEST FARM TO TABLE Congaree and Penn

BEST FINE DINING Restaurant Orsay

BEST FISH CAMP North Beach Fish Camp

BEST FOOD TRUCK Mr. Taco Food Truck

BEST FRENCH RESTAURANT Restaurant Orsay

BEST FRIED CHICKEN

Silkie’s Chicken and Champagne Bar

BEST FRIES Cruisers Grill

BEST GERMAN RESTAURANT

Buchner’s Bierhalle

BEST GLUTEN-FREE MENU

Southern Roots Filling Station

BEST GREEK RESTAURANT Hovan Gourmet Mediterranean

BEST HAPPY HOUR Bar Molino

BEST HOOKAH LOUNGE Casbah Cafe

BEST HOT DOG The Swinerie

BEST ICE CREAM Dreamette

BEST INDIAN FARE 5th Element Indian Restaurant

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT Catullo’s Italian Restaurant

BEST JAPANESE RESTAURANT O-Ku

BEST KOREAN RESTAURANT Hot Pot & BBQ Jax

BEST LATE NIGHT MENU Perfect Rack Billiards

BEST LOCAL BAR Riverside Liquors & The Restaurant

BEST MARGARITA

Flying Iguana Taqueria & Tequila Bar

BEST MEAL UNDER $10 Angie’s Subs

BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT Taqueria Cinco

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN RESTAURANT Hovan Gourmet Mediterranean

BEST GREEK RESTAURANT Hovan Gourmet Mediterranean

BEST NEW BAR Bar Molino

BEST NEW RESTAURANT Bar Molino

BEST OUTDOOR DINING Congaree and Penn

BEST OYSTERS Sliders Oyster Bar

BEST PHO/VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT Bowl of Pho

BEST PIZZA V Pizza

BEST PLACE TO WATCH AN AWAY JAGS GAME Strings Sports Brewery

BEST QUICK LUNCH Penman Diner

BEST RAMEN Domu

BEST ROOFTOP River & Post

BEST SANDWICHES

Angie’s Subs

BEST SEAFOOD

Safe Harbor Seafood Restaurant

BEST SMOOTHIE

Fla Juice & Bowl

BEST SOUL FOOD RESTAURANT

Soul Food Bistro

BEST SPORTS BAR

Strings Sports Brewery

BEST STEAKHOUSE

Cowford Chophouse

BEST TACOS

TacoLu

BEST TAKE OUT RESTAURANT

Nacho Taco

BEST THAI

Blue Orchid Thai Cuisine

BEST UPSCALE BAR

River & Post

BEST VEGAN FARE

Southern Roots Filling Station

BEST WAITER

Tiffany Bess / 13 Gypsies

BEST WATERFRONT DINING

Cap’s On the Water

BEST WINE BAR

Bar Molino

BEST WINE LIST

Riverside Liquors & The Restaurant in Riverside

There are only a few of its kind: two in Orlando and one in Jacksonville near St. Johns Town Center. With homemade sake and unique dishes like Cheezus (that, quite literally, tastes like it was sent from the heavens), it’s no wonder Domu is so popular. But it’s those homemade ramen noodles that made it Jacksonville’s choice for “Best Ramen.”

The homey, neighborhood restaurant started in the year 2016 in Orlando by chef/owner Sean “Sonny” Nguyen. His goal was to provide a restaurant and bar that combined traditional Japanese techniques with modern-day methods. Needless to say, he more than succeeded. And if you haven’t had the chance to visit the award-winning restaurant, now is the time to have a live the dream, literally, since “DOMU” is slang for “a dream come true.” –Ambar

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Angie’s Subs

A Jacksonville Beach favorite for decades, it’s no surprise Angie’s Subs has been voted the city’s “Best Local Sandwiches” and “Best Meal Under $10”. If you’re looking for a sandwich with the helpings piled on high and a place where the sweet tea is always flowing, Angie’s is the place to be. As a small local business, Angie’s always makes their customers feel welcome and happy as they peruse through a list of subs, some with unusual names like the The Sweet Teddy T, the Father Dan and The Jack Del Rio Grande (yes, THAT Jack Del Rio). Next time you’re craving a sandwich, be sure to visit Angie’s Subs and always make sure to add some of their special Peruvian sauce. Or buy a bottle to take home — and get one for me, too. –Molly Britt

Bar Molino

With a 4.9 star rating on Google and a mouth-watering array of Spanish tapas and extensive wine list, it is no surprise that this San Marco restaurant won “Best New Restaurant.”

As soon as you walk through the crystal clear doors with bright blue lettering, you are greeted with a smiling staff and an open space that gives you the feel of pure luxury. In addition to small plates (ranging from mussels and grilled octopus to prime hangar steak and sauteed shrimp), the menu also includes conservas (gourmet canned seafood, considered a delicacy) and a jamon bar.

Bar Molino offers Sunday Brunch, Todonia Tuesdays and Saturday afternoon wine tastings. “Molino” directly translates to “windmill” in English, which is appropriate since and the food and wine at Bar Molino will definitely have you feeling a whirlwind of positive emotions. –Ambar Ramirez

23 MARTY STUART AND HIS FABULOUS SUPERLATIVES

24 MANIA- THE ABBA TRIBUTE

25 JUSTIN WILLMAN

27 HARRIET TUBMAN AND THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD FOR SCHOOLS

28 TOWER OF POWER

MARCH

MAY

3 LEONID & FRIENDS - THE MUSIC OF CHICAGO

5 JOHN CRIST

10 ONE NIGHT OF QUEEN

13 JACKSONVILLE DANCE THEATRE

14 BRIAN REGAN

20 THE FLORIDA THEATRE BALL: BIG EASY STYLE PRESENTED BY DEX IMAGING

23 BRIT FLOYD: CELEBRATING 50 YEARS OF DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

1748 Bakehouse

Ever since Allison Vaughan’s grandmother taught her how to bake as a young girl, it is all she has dreamed about. Opening her own bakery as a tribute to her grandmother came true with My Grandmother’s Pie and Provision Goods. In October 2019, she opened her current shop—1748 Bakehouse in Springfield (1748 Main St. to be exact)—where it quickly became the Urban Core’s go-to for all things baked, including sweet and savory treats representing a variety of cultures. The cozy shop has also become a popular meeting spot for Springfield residents who love nothing more than supporting local businesses. Vaughan is also a huge proponent of shopping local, partnering with local farms, growers, breweries and roasteries to provide customers with the freshest food possible. –Carmen Macri

8 UNTOLD STORIESFORK IN

Solve this puzzle like a regular sudoku, but instead of using numbers, use the letters S-U-P-E-RB-O-W-L (in remembrance of Super Bowl XXXIX that was played in Jacksonville on Feb. 6, 2005) to fill each row, column and box.

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Dear Dumbs,

Happy New Year to my favorite couple in the world. Although we’ve never met, I look forward to the day we do. My sister- in - law has really stepped into it. She’s 23 years old and kind of disappeared for a while. When I say “kind of” what I mean is that she was only available by phone. She always had an excuse to not join anybody for dinner or to even go to a movie.

We recently found out why. She was pregnant. She’s not married and made the decision to have the baby and give the child up for adoption. She found the family about three months into her pregnancy and followed through with her plan.

I thought what she did was mature and amazing. However, the rest of her immediate family doesn’t see it that way. They are hurt on many levels. They are pissed at her because she didn’t tell anybody, and they feel that they had a lot of love and support to give her and her child. To be honest, I don’t see them ever getting over it.

Is there anything I can do or say to my wife who really wanted to be an aunt? I hope my family will be able to let this go and let the new family raise this child in peace.

Bill E. Atlantic Beach, FL

TERRY: We’re starting the New Year with an easy one, Shari!

SHARI: Well, Bill, you’re right. Your sister-in-law showed an amazing amount of maturity. While I understand the hurt your wife must feel, I don’t understand the “wanting to be an aunt.” It’s not up to her. She wasn’t the one who was going to have to take care of and support the baby. This was solely your sister-in-law’s call.

TERRY: I think we need to point out to our amazing (and sexy) readers that we aren’t parents so we’re coming from that place. That being said, I find it easy to see both sides of this issue for some reason. I totally understand the family feeling slighted and disappointed. I also agree with Bill that this was a very thought out, mature decision. I hope time will heal all. However, I’m really concerned about the last line of this email, “I hope my family will be able to let this go and let the new family raise the child in peace.” Bill must know something.

SHARI: I think he knows that this baby needs to grow up in a loving, supportive household. If the birth family insists on inserting themselves into the situation, it will not be good for the child. Just mind your own business!

TERRY: I really hope that doesn’t happen. That would be horrible on so many levels. Well, Bill, I would sympathize with your wife while reinforcing the decision was 100% her sister’s to make.

SHARI: Agreed.

TERRY: So, there ya go. Let’s at least take a moment to wish everybody well in a situation where everybody’s heart is in the right place.