St Brunos-Thanks for High School

CAST Matt Schultz Dirk Barton Paul Stark Jared Cruz Abby Vandenhouten Lori Simpson Maddy Boland Desi Ramon Anna Briscoe Renee Bixby Mary Kate Sauer Shae Bixby Ben Parulski Colin Banks Alex Clementi Peter Madden Claire Stuart Nikki Roche Eva Kurlinski Tyra Simone DuBois Pippi Pipeline Rosalie Jrolf Theodora Van Gogh Kylee Groh Cora Lee Clampet Bailey Donovan Margo Neckbender TJ Nugent Ralph Isabella Schaefer Minnie Mopp Jonah Rogan George Sweep Sarah Vandenhouten Keira Sawyer Cartwright Mr. Gateau Charlotte DuBois Ms. Rita Ciara Leonhardt Pearl Snippet Ana Dittman Nedra Johnson Reagan Boland Charlie Drinkwater Evan Marcus Wolfy Dyhardt Ivey Whalen G.G. Grimshaw Laura Stuart Eddie Slocum Jenna Phillips Rocky Carter Jack Smith Larry Listz Sarah Briscoe Brie Hollandaise Andrew Priatko Lights and Sound Devin Meyer Lights and Sound Elyse Karpfinger Stevie Thunder Gina Jrolf Bobby Fivestar Lydia Priatko Ronni Sha-Zam Tatum Brimacombe Sammie Summers Caitlin Coghlan Kelsey Katie Evans Chelsey White Troy Humpal Fredward Noah Parulski Chucky the Ducky Mr. P

Captain of Football Team Best Friend and Teammate Aspiring Journalist Aspiring Journalist Aspiring Journalist Aspiring Journalist Nerd Extraordinaire Nerd Extraordinaire The Glamour Girl Glamour Girl School Gossip Art Teacher School Board Member School Principal Football Teammate Custodian Custodian Glamour Girl School Cook Assistant Principal School Board Member School Board Member Nice School Board Member Football Coach Lawyer Transfer Student from Al Capone High Transfer Student from Al Capone High Band Teacher Substitute Cook

Student Student Student Student Cheerleader Cheerleader Nerd Extraordinaire Mascot Director

D I R E C TO R ’ S B I O Eddie Phillips, aka “Mr. P,” is happy to be directing another soon-to-be smash hit on the stage at St. Bruno’s. He loves working with the kids.

He enjoys seeing all the personalities come to life on stage and seeing the plan 2 St. Bruno’s

come together in the end. This play is about the “Mallards” which, sadly, has gone to his head as he recently adopted a new pet that you may have seen waddling the hallways of the school. Mr. P is now collecting signatures to recall the school’s current mascot in favor of a duck. His only wish is that this show doesn’t lay an egg...

SPECIAL THANKS

- The Marcus Family for providing and printing this program.

- Michelle Vandenhouten for preparing our wonderful and colorful play shirts.

- Ms. Pencak for being so accommodating with her classroom.

- Mrs. Brandtjen for being flexible with her schedule.

- The other teachers for putting up with my scatterbrain.

- Jeff Parulski for troubleshooting the lights.

- All the parents for all the great costumes and running the cast and crew to practices.

-Mrs. Mahacek, Mrs. Boland, and Mrs. Briscoe, and for their work on our set.

- Mr. Kurt for cleaning up after us.

- Karen, Jenna, and Ellie for putting up with the director and giving up their free time.

- Lisa Seipel for providing snacks.

- Mrs. DuBois, Mrs. Marcus, and everyone else who helped organize and put together our late night play practice feast and the reception after the play.

- The photographer (who is undetermined at this printing) who will be taking photos all night.

- Everyone else who has contributed in anyway. My memory is not what it used to be. J - Finally, Mr. P would like to thank the students for working so hard and making the play process so enjoyable.

BIOGR APHIES

8th Grade

Abby Vandenhouten Ben Parulski Abby loves to play Ben plays a geek in volleyball, read, the play but in real and collect every life he is a guitar Justin Beaker hero. He also photo she can find. likes to count the Abby’s ultimate dream is to sprout number of ways he wings and fly, swoop down and can arrange his Squinkies on a shelf. grab the Bieb (as she calls him), and fly off to go to school at Hogwarts.

Matt Schultz Matt likes to collect Alex Clementi beef sticks and Alex loves to considers himself eat food and fix the ‘Greatest bikes. His love Football Player of fixing bikes is Ever’. He came very appropriate to this conclusion since he is able because he has to run faster than the 5th graders. crashed on a bike 1,718 times to date.

Well, some of them anyway. Well, Caitlin…..I think.

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B I O G R A P H I E S ( c o n t .)

Anna Briscoe 7th Grade Anna likes to say “I am awesome!”

Eva Kurlinski She also believes Eva is obsessed that Mary Kate is with the band made of chocolate.

Tokio Hotel This is evidenced and their lead when she randomly bites Mary singer, Bill. It has Kate’s arm. She also thinks Mr. P is gotten so bad a cyclops in disguise. that anytime she sees someone (male or female) with spiked Paul Stark hair, she screams “Bill!”, starts Paul also thinks hyperventilating, and then faints. he is the ‘Greatest Football Player Bailey Donovan Ever’ and gets Bailey loves upset if you say horseback riding! otherwise. Once, She also practices Paul dropped a pass and thought speaking as fast as he saw a squirrel making fun of she possibly can. him. He now spends his free time She hopes one day dreaming up elaborate ways to trap to set the world record for reciting and torture squirrels. all the Smurfs’ names in the least amount of time.

Maddy Boland Maddy loves Kylee Groh acting and will Kylee loves miss being in the thunderstorms and play next year. ice cream. She has She dreams of tried to combine sprouting wings her two great loves (she has been hanging around by eating an ice Abby too much) and meeting Fang. cream cone under a sprinkler and She also likes riding on camels. forcing Rosalie and Simone to bang pots and pans all around her. She is Mary Kate Sauer still working out the kinks.

Mary Kate loves the kids group ‘The Simone DuBois Wiggles’ and hugs!

Simone loves her She hugs just friends but likes about everyone to keep them on she comes in their toes. She contact with. She has learned to will randomly hit avoid Anna, however. her friends as they walk by her. Simone hasn’t been invited to a birthday party in years.

Oh, did she hurt her ankle?

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B I O G R A P H I E S ( c o n t .)

Rosalie Jrolf Rosalie loves softball, volleyball, ice cream, and pickles. She was thrilled with her part this year because she has dreamed of having two younger men fight over her. She also collects empty Kleenex boxes.

street chasing people, pretending to be a piranha.

TJ Nugent TJ loves soda, video games, and sleeping.

TJ loves sleeping so much that put his head in a scanner and scanned images of his eyes. He then printed them, cut them out, and glued them to some glasses. He is now convinced he can sit in class with his ‘glasses’ on and fool the teacher.

Jenna Phillips Jenna loves volleyball and hanging out with her friends.

She also likes American Idol and specifically Randy Jackson. It has become a little annoying for her teachers because, when called upon, she answers questions in class, for example, like “Yo Yo, dog!

Mrs. Herrera is in it to win it!!”

Claire Stuart Claire wants to clarify that she is super psyched about her part this year. In last year’s play, her character chased after Matt. This year, her character chases after, well, Matt.

She loves it because he is, as she puts it, ‘so dreamy’. And now, her new pastime will be trying to find ways to torture Mr. P. 6th Grade Ivey Whalen Ivey likes to swim and run. She also likes piranhas.

Sometimes she runs down the

Charlotte DuBois Charlotte likes to bake, eat candy, and watch TV. Sounds like those health lessons in PE class are really paying off.

Ciara Leonhardt Ciara likes to just have fun with her sisters. When they are both away she locks herself in her room and watches hours and hours of Blue’s Clues reruns. The ones with Steve, not Joe. Ana Dittman Ana likes gymnastics, singing, watching TV, and doing her hair. She also likes to watch Australian rules football. She got a little carried away, though, when she tried to tackle Mr. Lynch as he was carrying a loaf of bread.

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B I O G R A P H I E S ( c o n t .)

Sarah Vandenhouten Sarah loves volleyball, monkeys, and laughing. She also secretly LOVES Justin Beemer. Late at night she will sneak into Abby’s room with a flashlight to stare at the Justin cutout and then fall asleep next to his feet.

Sawyer Cartwright Sawyer likes football and snowboarding.

Sawyer has been inspired by his role as a chef this year. Apparently after school, he heads home, puts on a chef hat, and turns on his DVR of Cooking with Julia Childs.

Laura Stuart Isabella Schaefer Laura likes to run, Isabella likes to jump, and play play volleyball and ponies with Sarah basketball. Isabella B. When she is not has really ‘gotten participating in into’ her character these activities, she this year. Her also likes to spin around in circles character sings at times and now and pretend she is a top.

Isabella will only sing her answers when called upon in class.

Andrew Priatko Andrew likes Jack Smith reading, golfing, Jack likes hockey, biking with his baseball, and track. mom, and playing He really likes his football. He hopes part in the play to one day become because “I get to the general manager of an NFL team. hug Rosalie and He also likes to climb telephone beat up Evan!” poles to shoo the birds away.

Devin Meyer Jonah Rogan Devin loves candy, Jonah plays a pizza, and his mean piano friends. Devin also and loves his likes to pretend Gameboy. He also he is a fish in a fish likes to juggle tank. watermelons.

Sarah Briscoe Reagan Boland Sarah enjoys Reagan likes swimming, track, to be with her volleyball, softball, friends and and playing ponies play volleyball. with Laura. She She also loves sometimes gets to dance. Her into the ponies too much and favorite is the Robot. She practices jumps on Laura’s back yelling as she walks from class to class.

“Yeehah!”

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B I O G R A P H I E S ( c o n t .)

Evan Marcus Evan wrote his own poem: Evan likes soccer. Evan likes bacon. Evan likes hunting. Evan likes torturing his sister. When not writing poetry, Evan Irish dances.

Fifth Grade Gina Jrolf Gina likes to skip school to go hunting with her dad. She also likes pigs. Oftentimes she will make grunting sounds and then press her nose up against a window so she has a ‘pig snout’.

Caitlin Coghlan Caitlin enjoys cupcakes and making people laugh. Her goal is to have a house shaped like a cupcake. The house will have icing, instead of paint, on the walls inside (because it would be silly to have icing on the outside of a house).

Tatum Brimacombe Tatum loves to play sports. She also likes toy trains.

Every once in a while she will get lost in thought and suddenly give a loud “Woo Woo!”, and sound just like a train whistle.

Troy Humpal Troy likes soccer.

He also loves to watch Dora the Explorer. He likes to pretend he is Boots.

Katie Evans Katie enjoys basketball, soccer, and baking cupcakes. She wants build Caitlin’s house.

Lydia Priatko Lydia likes to listen to the radio skipping stations.

She also likes to spend as much time as possible with her little sister.

Elyse Karpfinger Elyse likes tortoises. She has two- Steve and Larry. Sometimes she comes to class crawling on her belly verrrrrry slooooooowly.

Noah Parulski Noah likes baseball, football, video games, and WWE wrestling.

He REALLY likes the WWE. One time Mr. P corrected him and Noah promptly got up on his desk and jumped on Mr. P yelling “Tombstone Piledriver!!!”

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