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INSIDE VOL. 31, ISSUE 25 / APRIL 3 - APRIL 16, 2013

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For A Good Time, Call Willam by Stephan Horbelt Drag phenom Willam has made a name for himself through bad behavior and raunchy parody videos, but he has also officially become an expert on style and beauty thanks to his web series Willam’s Beatdown. In this issue, Willam bares all, and we aren’t just referring to his skimpy outfits.

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VOL. 31, ISSUE 24 / MARCH 20 - APRIL 2, 2013

LEADING BY EXAMPLE Marquita Thomas ......................................18 NEWS News Briefs..................................................20 Is Anything Less Than An ‘Equal Protection’ Ruling on Prop. 8 Acceptable? ................................................26 U.S. Supreme Court Hears Prop. 8, DOMA Cases ..............................28 SOCAL EVENTS GUIDE Calendar ......................................................50 Snapshots ....................................................52 Eating Out ....................................................58

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ON THE HUNT FOR L.A.’S BEST MEN’S FASHION by Mike Ciriaco A guide to some of the city’s best men’s retail establishments—from vintage boutiques to high-end designer duds—to assist you in reaching your full ‘sexy beast’ potential.

ENTERTAINMENT Film Reviews................................................60 Music Reviews ............................................62 Theater Reviews ........................................64 Out & About ................................................66 Little Miss Know-It-All..............................67 Billy Masters................................................68 Gossip Gay ..................................................69

YOUNG ADULT by Michelle McCarthy Do you want to be forever young? Well, get in line. We’ve gathered the latest and most unique cosmetic treatments, all of which are designed to trick father time, that bastard.

CITY GUIDES West Hollywood ........................................70 Orange County............................................72 Long Beach ..................................................73 Palm Springs ................................................74

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HEALTH HIV Living ....................................................79 X-Meth ..........................................................79 Zero to Savvy ..............................................80 Off the Couch ..............................................81

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FRONTIERS MARKETPLACE Listings ..........................................................82 Business Profile ..........................................83 FRONTIERS4MEN Adult Classifieds ........................................84 Sex Ed............................................................90

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ACHIEVE THE PERFECT SMILE by David Shouhed, D.D.S. The power of a smile can transform a life, and many times is the gateway to our initial interactions with others. These tips will help you achieve your perfect smile, either at home or in the dental chair.

PHOTOGRAPHER: BRADFORD ROGNE, bradfordrogne.com MODEL: WILLAM, willambelli.com DIGITAL RETOUCHING: FELIPE MENEZES, felipemenezes.com

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by Michelle McCarthy It can be easy to forget the wear and tear our bodies endure on a daily basis, but a spa visit is like a much-needed tune-up for your car. Get mellow at one of these fabulous L.A. spas, and while you’re at it, make a day of it.

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BELINDA CARLISLE

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We speak to the angelic songbird who first hit the music scene in the girl-power band The GoGo’s, and who has recently returned from recording “Sun,” a new single just released as ICON, an album of her greatest hits, has been shining bright on iTunes. FrontiersLA.com/ ExclusiveInterviews

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COACHELLA 2013: GAY FOR PLAY By Dan Loughry

Frontiers has furiously scanned this year’s lineup to see what might appeal to the discriminating homosexual (i.e., you and your “metrosexual” friends). Go to FrontiersLA.com/Features to see which acts you simply shouldn’t miss!

HER ‘LIGHT’ SHINES BRIGHT by Michael Fairman

Emmy and Tony-winning actress— and total chameleon—Judith Light shows diversity in her new roles as she remains the LGBT community’s dearest friend. FrontiersLA.com/ ExclusiveInterviews

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REVIEWS by The Bookworm

In need of a good read? Check out our reviews of Mundo Cruel by Luis Negrón and The Genius of Dogs: How Dogs are Smarter than You Think by Brian Hare and Vanessa Woods. FrontiersLA.com/BookReviews

THE GYPSY, THE FASHION QUEEN By Mike Ciriaco Frontiers sat down with Project Runway alum Michael Costello, who recently wowed audiences at L.A. Fashion Week. FrontiersLA.com/ ExclusiveInterviews

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TO THE COSMOS AND BACK

by Stephan Horbelt

A BOLD MOVE by Michael Fairman

After 26 years, The Bold and the Beautiful introduced its first same-sex storyline and landed a GLAAD Media Award Nomination in the process. Frontiers sat down with B&B’s Daytime Emmy Award-winning head writer and executive producer Brad Bell, as well as prolific writers Patrick Mulcahey and Tracey Ann Kelly. FrontiersLA.com/Exclusive Interviews

Derek Gruen, whom you probably know as Del Marquis of Scissor Sisters, has put his own mark on the music industry with his very first solo project, Cosmos, released under the name Slow Knights. Frontiers chatted with Gruen about the album, as well as the current state of affairs inside our beloved dance-pop supergroup. FrontiersLA.com/Exclusive Interviews


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BUILDING COMMUNITY

Leading by Example

Marquita Thomas: LGBT Activist Extraordinaire By Michelle McCarthy Marquita Thomas redefines the word ‘involved.’ If there’s an LGBT cause, chances are she’s spent time working for it. And if she notices a need within the community that isn’t being met, she takes it upon herself to create a resource to serve it. Currently the executive director of the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, Thomas spoke with us about the myriad programs and events in which she’s participated. Why did you think it was important to join the LAGLCC? I wanted to be a part of increasing the economic strength of the LGBT business community. I have a background in event planning and community building and felt my skills could be beneficial in furthering the strategic plan of the organization. What made you take the next step and become the executive director? The LAGLCC board was proactive in creating the staff role of executive director and felt that based on my two years as president of the organization, I would be the ideal person to serve in that capacity. What are you striving to accomplish with the LAGLCC? The LAGLCC is looking to grow LGBT businesses and assist allied businesses in aligning with the LGBT business community. We also want to help our members align with professionals who share their values of equality, and provide them with the tools and resources needed to grow their businesses. What other charity work have you been involved with? Various pride organizations, the Lesbian Visibility Committee for the city of West Hollywood, United Lesbians of African Heritage, Black Lesbians United, the Council of Chambers and Business Organizations, the Western

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Business Alliance, and I am a member of the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center's L.A. Women's Network. I served on a fundraising effort for Astraea, and I have consulted for LGBT organizations around the country. I created an organization for women, Out & About, which resulted in my receiving a KCET LGBT Local Hero Award in 2010. Tell us about Out & About. Out & About is a social, networking and activist organization for bisexual and lesbian women of color. When I came out, I felt there were not enough community-building resources for women of color, so I created that space. Out & About has hosted networking mixers, dance parties, panel discussions, fundraisers, picnics, has been an online resource for tens of thousands of women around the country and has produced an award-winning music festival. Why is LGBT activism so important to you? A society cannot move forward if anyone in it is left behind. When a group of people is concerned about their rights, freedoms, how to protect their families and, in some cases, whether they'll be harmed or killed because of who they are, we all must work to combat that. How does the Serafemme Music Fest benefit the community? Serafemme is currently on hiatus; the city of West Hollywood had been a major sponsor of the event and unfortunately has not been able to support the festival at the same level it once did. But the hope is that will change soon. It was an amazing display of culture and diversity, and women from around the country came to perform and participate. At the 2008 festival, nearly 1,000 women came together to enjoy the artists and vendors. The women particularly enjoyed having a women-centered

event in the middle of West Hollywood at West Hollywood Park. In 2008, I received the L.A.C.E. Award from the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center for producing Serafemme, and in 2009 Serafemme received the Pat Parker Award from Christopher Street West. What is your role in the Ebony Pyramid Black Gay Cruise? I was on staff with the Ebony Pyramid cruise for a number of years. I assisted in marketing the event to women in my region, and I created programming for participants while on the cruise. What’s your favorite aspect of being involved with the Dyke March? I love the energy and community of the L.A. Dyke March. For two years, I was a Dyke March speaker, and once I emceed the event. Since then, the format has changed, but it continues to be a highly anticipated event because it is a rare and beautiful display of pride as shown by—and to— women. It celebrates pioneers—past and present—and is a much-needed community-building platform.


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NEWS By Karen Ocamb & Peter DelVecchio

L.A. City Election Results Certified

Will a Current NFL Player Come Out Soon? Perhaps one of the last vestiges of stereotypical anti-gay discrimination is in the locker room. But with the very visible public support from straight athletes—including 42 athletes and sports figures who filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court to overturn Prop. 8—attitudes are rapidly changing. Recently, CBS Sports reported a rumor that a current NFL player may soon come out. “We want to let this NFL player—or any closeted gay player—know that you have backup. Your community, whether it is your teammates or your fan base, is here to support you,” said Hudson Taylor, founder and executive director of Athlete Ally, according to Huffington Post/Gay Voices. “[E]ncouraging fans to stand up for inclusion in sports is fundamental to Athlete Ally's mission and inextricably bound to moments like this,” said NFL linebacker Scott Fujita, another Athlete Ally who played with the Cleveland Browns.

Arizona Advances Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill On March 27, the Arizona Appropriations Committee voted 7-4 to send what National Center for Transgender Equality Executive Director Mara Keisling calls “the unnecessary and discriminatory bathroom bill, SB1045” to the full House for a vote. The bill would render local LGBT nondiscrimination laws unenforceable and would protect businesses and others who dis-

criminate against transgender and gender- nonconforming people who use public restrooms. "SB1045 is an unnecessary bill, disconnected from the reality facing transgender Arizonans. Over half of transgender Arizonans have faced harassment or discrimination in places of public accommodations. And stripping local governments of the ability

"If Bill O'Reilly is not progay marriage and isn't a phony flip-flopper like Bill Clinton, that means back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really telling us that he's pro-goat marriage!" —Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report

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to end this violence against us is a dangerous abuse of the capitol's authority," Keisling said in a press release. The bill’s author, Rep. John Kavanagh, failed to pass an earlier “papers please” bathroom bill that would have criminalized people for using a restroom that did not match their birth certificate.

On March 26, the Los Angeles City Clerk certified the March 5 election results. Voter turnout was gruesome—of the 2,237,678 eligible voters, there were 411,212 total ballots cast for the city, as well as school board and community college races. The top vote-getter in the race for mayor was Councilmember Eric Garcetti with 121,930 votes, or 33.14 percent, to Controller Wendy Greuel’s 106,748 votes, or 29.01 percent. Openly gay Republican radio talk show host Kevin James came in third with 60.154 votes, or 16.34 percent, while Councilmember Jan Perry earned 58,472 votes, or 15.89 percent. James has not yet endorsed anyone, but former L.A. Mayor Richard Riordan, who backed James, now backs Greuel. Perry, meanwhile, came out for Garcetti, and with the African-American vote at stake, Greuel announced an endorsement from Magic Johnson. She also has the backing of L.A. County Supervisor Mark Ridley Thomas and former President Bill Clinton. Garcetti has the backing of former mayoral rival Emanuel Pleitez and former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean. (Please see tinyurl.com/a2x9nuh for more.)

SPEAK OUT

“This incident will not change my decision. We are going to hold Pride in spite of everything.”

“This has been an incredibly long and eternally incredible journey for me.”

—Gay activist Artem Kalinin in Syktyvkar, Russia, after being beaten by the leader of a neo-Nazi group in front of journalists. Police made no arrests, according to Pink News reports.

—Lt. Dan Choi, in an email to supporters asking for support before his March 28 federal criminal trial for peacefully protesting “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” at the White House gate in 2010. He faces up to six months in federal prison if convicted of an offense usually similar to a parking ticket.


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Is Anything Less Than An ‘Equal Protection’ Ruling on Prop. 8 Acceptable? By Karen Ocamb Since May 2009, prominent straight attorneys Ted Olson and David Boies have been talking about the day their federal constitutional challenge to Prop. 8 would reach the Supreme Court. They had that day on Tuesday, March 26, a day they started off with an oped in the Wall Street Journal. “For one to say that the Supreme Court should leave the question of marriage equality to the political processes of the states is to say that states should remain free to discriminate— to impose this pain and humiliation on gay men and lesbians and their children—for as long as they wish, without justification,” they wrote. “The Constitution forbids such an indecent result. It did not tolerate it in separate schools and drinking fountains, it did not tolerate it with respect to bans on interracial marriage and it does not tolerate it here.” Despite cautionary warnings, expectations were exceedingly high. Thousands of demonstrators from both sides rallied in front of the Supreme Court, waving signs, arguing with each other, certain that their side would win the day. “Powerful arguments for equality and justice filled the chamber in our nation’s highest court today—and it was thrilling,” wrote Lambda Legal’s Legal Director Jon Davidson on the organization’s blog. “The attorneys made it clear that Proposition 8 has visited profound harms on same-sex couples in California and must be struck down. The justices were very engaged with almost all asking searching questions. Quite significantly, the lawyer for the proponents of Prop. 8 made [what was] potentially a very damaging admission when he stated in response to a question from Justice Sonia Sotomayor that he could not think of any justification for treating same-sex couples differently for any circumstance outside of marriage, which argues for the heightened scrutiny standard.” But others were offended by some of the questions from the justices. Robin Tyler, the L.A. activist who filed the first marriage lawsuit against California in 2004, emerged from the Supreme Court hearing angry. “[The justices] called [the 18,000 samesex married couples] an ‘experiment’ in the Supreme Court. We’re not an experiment. We’re a civil rights movement, and we deserve civil rights,” Tyler said. “I felt like I was sitting in 26

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some Medieval court. I was counting how many Catholic justices there were. ... I’m angry. I felt like a second-class citizen. I felt that some of the questions by the justices were degrading. How dare they sit in front of a room of such accomplished LGBT people and refer to us like this was all something new! ... Some of their questions were demeaning and insulting to the audience—and the court was filled with people they were talking about! I just hope they do the right thing.” The Williams Institute held a conference call with six experts to “fact-check” some of the erroneous information produced at the hearing. Specifically, they countered some of Justice Scalia’s inaccuracies, such as, “If you redefine marriage to include same-sex couples, you must— you must permit adoption by same-sex couples, and there's—there's considerable disagreement among—among sociologists as to what the consequences of raising a child in a—in a single-sex family, whether that is harmful to the child or not. Some states do not—do not permit adoption by same-sex couples for that reason.” Not true. Dr. Nanette Gartrell, the Principal Researcher for the U.S. National Longitudinal Lesbian Family, said her study has been going on for 30 years, and they find that children of lesbian parents “do as well as” children of heterosexual parents and enjoy a good quality of life and are “proud” of their moms, who they think

should be allowed to marry. Of perhaps greatest concern to some court watchers is the prospect of the court deciding to dismiss the case and let the narrow 9th Circuit Court ruling stand, without ruling on the equal protection argument. “It is important that the highest court in the land declare that treating two groups of people differently on the basis of their sexual orientation is simply not going to cut it. [That] we read the Constitution and understand that we have to be dedicated to equal rights for all people, regardless of their orientation,” California Attorney General Kamala Harris told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell. “I don’t think we can allow such a conversation as ‘a small step toward equality.’ We either step toward equality or we don’t. And that’s just the bottom line here. ... There’s no time to wait. We can’t tell people to wait for their civil rights and their equal rights.” No one knows how the court will rule. But given the extremely high expectations, it will be interesting to see how California gays respond to the ruling if it falls short of a clear statement that same-sex couples deserve equal protection under the law, even if same-sex couples are allowed to marry again. Will the ruling feel cheap, a “small step” towards full equality when the majority of Americans think LGBT people deserve full equality? In what regard will LGBT people hold the Supreme Court then?


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U.S. Supreme Court Hears Prop. 8, DOMA Cases Story by Peter DelVecchio Photos by GLAAD Public support for the rights of LGBT people, including marriage equality, is burgeoning at a rate previously unseen in the politics of civil rights in this country. A new Washington PostABC News poll puts support for same-sex marriage at an all-time high of 58 percent, with only 36 percent opposed. And the future seems bright—81 percent of under-30s favor marriage equality. Even among Americans 65 and older, 44 percent would permit gays to wed, another new record. As recently as 2006, these numbers were exactly flipped, with 58 percent opposition and 36 percent support, NPR reports. It seems that every day, more politicians and elected officials, primarily but not exclusively Democrats, come out for marriage equality. For example, Sen. Rob Portman, ROhio, announced his support for same-sex marriage March 15, citing the fact that he has a gay son, and more than 100 prominent Republicans signed onto a brief asking the U.S. Supreme Court to strike down California’s Proposition 8. That court heard oral arguments in two cases that will test how high up the ramparts of American constitutional jurisdiction this tide will rise. The Prop. 8 suit was argued on March

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26, and a challenge to certain provisions of the Defense of Marriage Act, DOMA, was heard on March 27. The Prop. 8 case is an appeal from a decision of the 9th Circuit Appeals Cour upholding a ruling by the U.S. District Court in San Francisco holding Prop. 8 unconstitutional under the federal constitution. There are at least four options before the court for resolving this case. First, the court could decide that the suit is not properly before it at all on the ground that Prop. 8 proponents lack legal "standing." Standing refers to a party's right to pursue a matter in court, and usually requires some sort of specific interest in the outcome beyond simply wanting a particular result. This issue is critical here, because the state of California and two county clerks refused to defend Prop. 8 in the District Court; then newly elected Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown and

Attorney General Kamala Harris refused to assert an appeal, leaving Prop. 8’s sponsors to do so. The 9th Circuit held that the proponents did have standing after putting the question to the California Supreme Court, which advised that it would grant the Prop. 8 proponents standing if the case was in state court. Federal standing under Article III of the U.S. Constitution, however, is a different animal from standing in a state court. In 1997, the U.S. Supreme Court stated in Arizonans for Official English v. Arizona that there were “grave doubts” regarding whether the sponsors of a successful ballot measure that essentially designated English as the official language of the Arizona government had standing to defend the measure, noting that the court had never held that initiative proponents may properly defend their initiatives on appeal.


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U.S. Supreme Court Hears Prop. 8, DOMA Cases Court watchers view a lack-of-standing outcome as a real possibility because of the Supreme Court's prior decisions, as it would provide the court with an "off ramp," permitting it to avoid the more controversial substantive issues on the merits regarding equal protection, and because certain justices seemed skeptical of the proponents' standing at the hearing. Responding to a statement by the proponents' attorney, Chuck Cooper, to the effect that a state could appoint any person it wished to defend a ballot measure, Chief Justice Roberts disagreed, stating, "... a state can't authorize anyone to proceed in federal court, because that would leave the definition under Article III of the federal Constitution as to who ... has standing to bring claims up to each state. And I don't think we've ever allowed anything like that.” The more liberal justices—Justices Ginsburg, Kagan, Breyer and Sotomayor—also expressed skepticism about standing. If the court throws the case out on standing grounds, then, in theory at least, the District Court's ruling would hold, and same-sex marriage would become legal again in California. Some analysts, however, believe there might be ways for proponents to challenge this result. At the other extreme, as a second option, the court could hold either that the constitution includes a right to same-sex marriage nationwide, or, conversely, that it does not preclude states from limiting the institution to oppositesex couples. Most view it as almost certain that the three most conservative justices—Justices Scalia, Alito and Thomas—would be comfortable upholding bans on gay marriage across the board. On the other side, several of the more liberal justices questioned the fundamental ration-

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ality of denying same-sex couples the right to marry. In one notable exchange, after Cooper had identified "responsible procreation" as a justification for Prop. 8, Justice Kagan asked whether, that being the case, it would be constitutional to deny marriage licenses to any couple over 55. Plainly at a loss, Cooper answered that even in such couples, the man is likely to still be fertile. "I can assure you, if both the woman and the man are over the age of 55, there are not a lot of children coming out of that marriage," Kagan responded, to great laughter in the courtroom. Justice Kennedy, who authored the landmark 2003 Lawrence v. Texas decision declaring laws prohibiting homosexual sodomy unconstitutional—who is considered the critical swing vote in the case—gave hope to each side with his

statements at the hearing. "There are some 40,000 children in California ... that live with same-sex parents," he said, addressing Cooper, "and they want their parents to have full recognition and full status. The voice of those children is important in this case, don't you think?” Kennedy added that the harm to these children could be considered “an immediate legal injury.” But at another point in the hearing, Kennedy told former George W. Bush Solicitor General Ted Olson that his gay plaintiffs were asking the court "to go into uncharted waters, and you can play with that metaphor—there's a wonderful destination, it is a cliff." Kennedy later wondered out loud whether the case "was properly granted”—in other words, whether the court should have accepted it in the first place. A third option, known as the "eight-state solution," is being advanced largely by the Obama administration in its amicus brief. The theory here is that it is unconstitutional for a state to grant essentially all the rights of marriage, but then call the relationship created by another name, for example, a civil union. None of the justices appeared to accept this argument, and some thought it would cause states to forgo introducing civil union measures because such laws would instantly result in full marriage equality. The final option for the court would be to hold that once a state grants a fundamental right, such as marriage, which the California Supreme Court did in 2008, that right cannot later be taken away by voters. This was the rationale of the 9th Circuit ruling, which seemed to be aimed directly at Justice Kennedy, who wrote the 1996 Romer v. Evans decision in which the court struck down a Colorado voter initiative that took away certain nondiscrimination


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U.S. Supreme Court Hears Prop. 8, DOMA Cases rights LGBT persons had previously enjoyed. It is unclear whether the 9th Circuit's strategy of targeting Kennedy was successful. Kennedy made an ambiguous comment at the hearing to the effect that California should not be "penalized" for being generous in its protection of same-sex couples, but not going far enough. The DOMA case tests the constitutionality of the 1996 statute’s Section 3 provision, which denies certain benefits of federal law to samesex couples legally married under state law that are routinely available to opposite-sex couples. The suit is an appeal from the decision of the 2nd Circuit invalidating that part of the law. The plaintiff, Edith Windsor, had married her wife in Canada in 2007, a marriage subsequently recognized by the state of New York where they lived. The wife died, leaving everything to Windsor. Windsor then faced a federal estate tax bill of more than $300,000 that she would not have had to pay had her spouse been male. Like the Prop. 8 case, a threshold issue in the Windsor suit involves standing. Typically, when a citizen challenges a federal law, the defendant is the United States, represented by the Justice Department, an agency of the executive branch. In 2011, however, the Obama administration announced it had concluded that DOMA is unconstitutional, and, while it would still enforce the law, it would no longer defend it in court. Conservative Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives promptly picked up the DOMA banner and formed the so-called "Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group,” BLAG, to defend the statute in court. The first hour of the Supreme Court's hearing on the DOMA case was consequently devoted to an esoteric discussion about unprecedented issues of federal standing. All of the justices who spoke seemed to acknowledge that the case's posture was extremely unusual because both the original parties—Windsor and the U.S. government, as represented by the Justice Department—were in agreement on the correctness of the 2nd Circuit's ruling, while BLAG, a creature of one house of Congress with no readily identifiable injury of its own, was the only entity before the court opposed to that ruling. If the court were to hold that BLAG lacked standing, then the 2nd Circuit’s decision would stand. With respect to the substantive merits, Paul Clement, BLAG’s attorney, began by arguing that the legal question before the court was "actually quite narrow," whether the federal government has the right to define marriage for purposes of federal law, just as the states have the right to do so under state law.

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Justice Ginsburg interrupted Clement almost immediately, saying, "[T]he problem is if we are totally for the states' decision that there is a marriage between two people, for the federal government then to come in and say no joint return, no marital deduction, no Social Security benefits—your spouse is very sick but you can't get leave—one might well ask, what kind of marriage is this?" Ginsburg later pointed out just how pervasive the effect of DOMA is on gay couples. “It’s as Justice Kennedy said,” she said, “1100 statutes, and it affects every area of life,” adding that it forces states to have "two kinds of marriage— the full marriage, and then this sort of skim milk marriage." Justice Sotomayor questioned "what gives the federal government the right to be concerned at all in what the definition of marriage is.” Justice Kagan pointed out that DOMA departs from prior federal law, explaining that "historically, the only uniformity that the federal government has pursued is that it has uniformly recognized the marriages that are recognized by the state." She asked whether the fact that DOMA disrupts uniformity “sends up a pretty good red flag” that animus against gays might have been the motivation behind the law. Kagan quoted from the House Report on DOMA, which said that, in enacting the statute in 1996, "Congress decided to ... express moral disapproval of homosexuality.” Justice Kennedy, believed to be the potential pivot point on the court in this case, as in the Prop. 8 suit, expressed concern that DOMA

exceeds the bounds of federal authority and usurps state power. “[W]hen [DOMA affects] 1,100 laws, which in our society means that the federal government is intertwined with the citizens' day-today life, you are at real risk of running in conflict with what has always been thought to be the essence of the state police power, which is to regulate marriage, divorce, custody." Kennedy later questioned whether Congress could "use its powers to supersede the traditional authority and prerogative of the states to regulate marriage in all respects." Chief Justice Roberts raised the issue by implication of whether LGBT people need the assistance of the court, given what he termed a "sea change” in public attitudes towards gay rights, which he said probably "has a lot to do with the political forces and effectiveness of” the LGBT movement. "As far as I can tell," Roberts said, “political figures are falling over themselves to endorse your side of the case." LGBT activists seemed very pleased with how the DOMA argument went. "DOMA is dead,” declared National Center for Lesbian Rights Director Shannon Minter as he exited the court. “I’m very encouraged after the arguments today,” said Lambda Legal’s Jon Davidson. "I had a sense that we had five justices that were ready to rule our way. ... None of the anti-gay vehemence expressed in some prior cases surfaced in the court. Not even Justice Scalia seemed prepared to make anti-gay comments." Decisions are expected in both cases by the end of June.


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L.A.’s Best Men's Fashion

By Mike Ciriaco

In nature, males are generally the more attractive gender of a species. For proof, simply look at the brilliant plumage of the peacock, the majestic mane of the lion or the man-boyish smirk of Channing Tatum. Nowhere is this concept more true than in the asphalt jungle of Los Angeles. From the boardwalk boutiques of Venice to Downtown designer showrooms, L.A. is a retail Serenghetti for gay shoppers to hunt and gather perfect designer pelts. Here in our annual Style & Beauty issue, we provide a guide to some of the city's best men's retail establishments—from vintage boutiques to designer duds—to assist you in reaching your full ‘sexy beast’ potential.

DESIGNER DUDS Diesel

LASC

Alexander McQueen

John Varvatos

Fred Segal

Founded in the late ‘70s by Renzo Rosso, Diesel is a successful hybrid of Italian creativity, German efficiency and American marketing. The brand is most notable for its highquality denim, offered in a diverse selection of styles and cuts. These designer jeans are especially ideal for fit gay boys with generously proportioned backsides, as Diesel jeans effectively showcase a guy’s features rather than constrain them. 8401 Melrose Pl., L.A. (and inside The Beverly Center). diesel.com

Nestled in the very hub of WeHo, Los Angeles Sporting Club offers an extensive selection of Diesel denim, as well as fashion by G Star Raw, J Lindberg and numerous other ontrend designers. Operated by owner Don Zuidema and his partners Michael McGinley and Alfredo Izaguierre, LASC is one of the best—and largest— men's boutiques in L.A. 8592 Santa Monica Blvd., WeHo. shoplasc.com

Admirers of the late, great McQueen are aware of the British designer's juxtaposition of scandal with style. Decisions like renaming his trousers 'bumsters' and releasing a clothing line entitled 'Highland Rape' make him haute couture's posthumous l'enfant terrible, and Angelenos are fortunate to have his American flagship store located conveniently in the heart of our Melrose strip. 8379 Melrose Ave., L.A. alexandermcqueen.com

John Varvatos is all about accessibility, whether dishing out fashion knowledge as a mentor on the reality competition series Fashion Star or dishing out cutting-edge contemporary style in his Melrose showroom. Cruise by his shop now to browse the current collection of spring leather and his signature line of Converse sneakers. 8800 Melrose Ave., WeHo. johnvarvatos.com

In the 1950s, when the eponymous Fred Segal first opened his 700-square-foot shop, men's fashion was just beginning to peck its way out of the stifling confines of tradition. Segal's shop broke the mold, promoting the then-nascent fashion staple of custom jeans. The success was immediate. Sixty years later, Fred Segal still serves as the vanguard of men's retail. And hey, if the price tags intimidate you, the Fred Segal Cafe is a choice spot to be seen lunching. 8118 Melrose Ave., L.A. fredsegal.com

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It's A Wrap

Jet Rag

If your fashion aesthetic demands highend labels but your budget is dwindling, race over to It's A Wrap. Studio wardrobe departments sell TV and film wardrobes to this second-hand clothing store, where they’re then resold to the public at a drastically slashed rate. If you are bold enough to sport the best designer threads last season had to offer, or if you have the patience to nab a piece and wait for it to cycle back into style, then It's A Wrap may be your new fashion mecca. 1164 S. Robertson Blvd., L.A. itsawrapholly wood.com

Located along La Brea’s strip of trendy retail shops, Jet Rag consistently offers some of the most reasonably priced vintage apparel in Los Angeles. In addition to providing a diverse cross-section of ‘60s fashion, every Sunday the store offers its signature $1 sale in the parking lot. Patient fashionistas with a pocket full of singles are highly encouraged to sift through various piles of clothing and uncover that hidden gem. 825 N. La Brea Ave., L.A.

Showtime Clothing Nestled between Micky's and Revolver is this small shop crammed full of any gay club staple your wardrobe could possibly imagine. The twinky, upbeat staff is accommodating and eager to assist you in selecting that perfect 'come and get it' outfit to wear to UltraSuede that evening. 8861 Santa Monica Blvd., WeHo

ConsignMen As the name suggests, this high-end consignment boutique specializes in men's clothing, specifically euro-centric fashion. It’s a fantastic resource for lovers of Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, Armani, Cavalli and any other continental designer worth wearing. 7264 Melrose Ave., L.A. consignmenLA.com

Brick and Mortar Centrally located in Boystown along Santa Monica Boulevard, Brick and Mortar is not just a neighborhood clothing store; it’s a boutique that embraces its community. In addition to offering uptown fashion, one-of-a-kind jewelry, home accents, gifts and skincare products geared towards men, Brick and Mortar also acts as a gallery space for local artists and plays host for mixers, cocktail parties and events. It's the perfect place to invigorate your wardrobe and home. 8713 Santa Monica Blvd., WeHo. bricknmortar.co

Popkiller While many thrift stores reek of pretension and attitude, Popkiller aims to instill a sense of fun into the shopping experience. The Japanese-owned retail store specializes in vintage clothing as well as its own line of J-pop-style T-shirts. Popkiller works with local artists and designers to create witty, unique and innovative designs. Custom orders also available. Various locations. popkiller.us

American Rag American Rag founder Mark Werts has been praised for his innovation and ability to set trends. He and his creative team scour the globe, hunting for unique and exclusive items for the store. American Rag’s motto is that there’s more to living the good life than meets the eye; one needs a certain appreciation for the simple luxuries. 150 S. La Brea Ave., L.A. (And check out a second location in Newport Beach for our gay OC brethren.) amrag.com

Decades Co-owners Cameron Silver and Christos Garkinos personally oversee the acquisition of Decades' authentic inventory, which spans from the ‘20s to the present. Considered a world leader in vintage luxury clothing, the store caters to members of the Hollywood elite. Decades’ influence is global, and its merchandise has gracefully adorned fashion-savvy folks in Dubai, Moscow and Tokyo who frequent the boutique’s e-commerce site. 8214 Melrose Ave., L.A. decadesinc.com

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Young Adult Cosmetic Treatments to Trick Father Time

Forever young. Do you want to be forever young? Well, get in line. The search for cosmetic treatments that will strongarm the hands of time have long been sought after—and some of them are just plain crazy. In Japan, one spa offers clients a pool filled with wine in which they can take a dip and reverse sun damage to their skin. In Washington, D.C., you can get a pedicure by plunging your feet into a tank of fish that feed on the dead skin of your tootsies. But there’s no need to go and book your travel. We’ve rounded up the industry’s best, latest and most bizarre local treatments for staying young.

By Michelle McCarthy Vampire Facelift Perhaps taking a cue from the undead’s monopoly on mortality, this all-natural procedure involves taking your own blood and injecting it into “trouble spots.” Also known as injectable selphyl, it’s said to make your skin look younger and healthier by increasing its volume (i.e. filler). To clarify, your blood is drawn, platelets are separated from the red blood cells, the platelets are mixed with a

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hether you’re searching for a surgical or noninvasive procedure, you shouldn’t trust your body with just anyone. These specialists are known for their work with gay male clients, and they are all available for consultations to Frontiers readers.

Advanced Bio Cell Evidence-based nutrition and customized personal health, focusing on mineral analysis and personalized nutrition. advancedbiocell.com Beach Cities Dermatology Specializing in diseases of the skin, hair and nails, these skin cancer specialists have over 20 years of experience. 3831 Hughes Ave.,

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Ste. 504-B, Culver City, and many other locations Chugay Cosmetic Surgery Medical Clinic Nikolas Chugay, D.O., and Paul Chugay, M.D., are board certified in facial plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, anti-aging and regenerative medicine. 435 N. Roxbury Dr., Ste. 405, Bev. Hills; 4210 Atlantic Ave., Long Beach

Dr. Get It Up Get help for erectile dysfunction here—with no headaches, no vision impairment, no night cramps, no after-effects and no ill feelings. 50 N. La Cienega Blvd., Ste. 215, Bev. Hills John J. Guagenti, M.D. This dermatologist specializes in everything from laser tattoo/hair removal and microdermabrasion

fibrin mixture and then they are injected into areas where wrinkles are cramping your style. Users claim there is no swelling, bruising or lumping, and the results last up to 15 months. S p a l d i n g D r i v e P l a s t i c S u r g e r y , spalding plasticsurgery.com; Rejuvalife, rejuvalife.md Shrink-Wrap Liposuction No, you can’t do this procedure at home with a roll of Saran Wrap. Instead, liposuction and

to facial/leg veins and fillers. 1510 S. Central Ave., Glendale Lawrence H. Matt, M.D. Specializes in dermatology and laser surgery, including laser hair removal, treatment for rosacea and facial rejuvenation. 1450 10th St., Ste. 202, Santa Monica Dr. Ralph Mayer Specializes in safe and effective weight management with HCG treatments and anti-aging solutions with hormone replacement. 4972 W Pico Blvd., L.A.

Doug Mest, M.D. A pioneer in the treatment of facial lipoatrophy and the most experienced Sculptra expert in the U.S. 415 Pier Ave., Hermosa Beach MetroMD This institute of regenerative medicine specializes in fillers, bodycontouring spray tans, HGH and testosterone replacement, medical weight loss and more. 7080 Hollywood Blvd., Ste. 804, Hlywd.


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laser technology are utilized to help you lose two to four dress sizes. After a Tic Tac-sized incision is made, a laser is used to liquefy fat cells that are then sucked away forever. Shrink-wrap liposuction also induces collagen retraction, skin tightening and overall tissue shrinkage. And since it's minimally invasive, you'll be up and at ‘em in no time. So you can return to your competitive eating career in a snap. Raffi Hovsepian, M.D., rhmdplasticsurgery.com; The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic & Reconstructive Surgery, bevhills.com Cupping Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed a while back with mysterious circular markings on her skin, sparking all kinds of curious rumors. Turns out, the circles were actually a result of a cupping session. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Well, it’s actually a Chinese practice that has been around for thousands of years. Cups are placed on the body to create suction and are said to improve blood flow, remove toxins and heal ailments such as arthritis, acne, anxiety, high blood pressure and migraines. Pain Control Acupuncture Clinic, (213) 626-7682; Body and Soul Acupuncture , (323) 938-0511 Fanny Facial You have your face primped and fawned over all the time. Why not share the love and spruce up your bum? Much like a standard facial, the fanny procedure involves cleansing, exfoliating and moisturizing. But it throws in a massage as a way to assist in circulation and cellulite reduction while toning up your tush. And if you’re the shy type, it can easily be done at home with common household items such as eggs, coffee grounds (great for exfoliating), oatmeal and flaxseed. Rox Spa Beverly Hills, roxspabeverlyhills.com; Lancer Dermatology, lancerdermatology.com Anti-Aging Facial You know the fight against the aging process is serious business when beauticians turn to NASA to gain their knowledge. What the space geeks found is that cells can convert light energy to support the growth of new cells and collagen development. The anti-aging facial then uses specific frequencies of light to zap wrinkles. And since thermal heat is not used in the process, the treat-

Dr. Motykie Plastic Surgery Dr. Gary Motykie specializes in plastic and reconstructive surgeries, and is a leader in the body contouring field. 9201 Sunset Blvd., Bev. Hills

Pacific Oaks Medical Group In addition to specializing in HIV care and the needs of gay men, Pacific Oaks offers botox and dermal fillers for facial lipatrophy. 150 N. Robertson Blvd., Bev. Hills

Leif Rogers, M.D., FACS Dr. Rogers provides his patients with the highest quality reconstructive, cosmetic and nonsurgical procedures. 9735 Wilshire Blvd., Bev. Hills

New Hair Institute Dr. Jae Pak specializes in ultradetailed hair transplants and replacement for undetectable results, and also scalp micro-pigmentation. 5757 Wilshire Blvd., Promenade 2, L.A.

Regeneveda The Beverly Hills institute of cellular therapy specializes in Men’s E.D. and vitality, stem cell therapy, IV vitamin therapy and more. 50 N. La Cienega Blvd., Ste. 215, Bev. Hills

Dr. Michael Schwartz Dr. Schwartz has been performing expert liposculpture and laser lipolysis since 1997, emphasizing the male anatomy. 960 E. Green St., Ste. 101, Pasadena

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ment is non-invasive, pain-free and requires zero downtime. Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic, sonyadakarskin clinic.com De-Stress Training It’s been ingrained in us all—stress can cause all kinds of ungodly problems in the human body and can manifest itself on your face or in the color of your hair. It simply makes you grow old faster. Parents are even known to name worry lines in their faces after specific children in their brood. Destress training is a way in which you can reprogram your mind and body to calm itself. How is it done? By teaching yourself to call on the database of emotional reactions you’ve experienced in the past. Instead of letting your stomach ball up in knots in anticipation of an unpleasant situation, your training will give you the skills to switch oncoming stressful thoughts to positive ones. “Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth.” De-Stress Institute, destressinstitute.com; Take Giant Steps, takegiantsteps.com Pellevé Wrinkle Reduction System This option is perfect for those not into going under the knife. According to the official Pellevé website, the treatment delivers constant, gradual radiofrequency energy deeply into the skin, causing heat to build up where the skin and fat layer meet. The increasing heat modifies the collagen bundles within the skin and causes contraction and stimulates growth of new collagen. This leaves the client with firmer, tighter, youngerlooking skin. Stepanyan Surgical Arts Center , stepanyansurgical.com; Fincher Dermatology & Cosmetic Surgery, fincherderm.com Synthetic Snake Venom Yes, snake venom. The rationale is that since a snakebite can leave its victim paralyzed, why not use the magical elixir on your face? Facial expressions are so 2012 anyway. And if someone wants to know how you’re feeling, don’t give him the satisfaction of being able to read your face. The venom works like Botox, except instead of injecting it, you sssssimply rub it on. Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic, sonyadakarskinclinic.com; Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Medical Associates, bhrmedical.com

Skin Care For Men By Men Botox, fillers, nipple enlargement, chemical peels, body waxing and medical weight loss. 13320 Riverside Dr., Ste. 226, Sherman Oaks Soroudi Advanced LASIK & Eye Center Dr. Soroudi is L.A.’s most soughtafter eye surgeon, specializing in bladeless eyelid and eyebag surgery for super-natural results. 10884 Santa Monica Blvd., 2nd Fl., L.A.

Spalding Plastic Surgery & Dermatology Dr. David Amron is a cosmetic dermatologist, liposuction specialist and cosmetic surgeon you can trust. 120 S. Spalding Dr., Ste. 315, Bev. Hills Wilshire Center for Dermatology Dr. Harvey Abrams, Dr. Michael Sabat and Dr. Michael Bontekoe provide groundbreaking innovation in the treatment of facial refinement and reconstruction after AIDS and HIV medication side effects. 5757 Wilshire Blvd., Promenade 2, L.A.


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Achieve the Perfect Smile By David Shouhed, D.D.S. The power of a smile can transform a life, and many times is the gateway to our initial interactions with others. As a cosmetic dentist, it has been my personal commitment to help my patients achieve that unique and perfect smile that reflects their inner beauty. Witnessing those priceless moments of happiness on each of my patients' faces and following their smile transformation is my ultimate satisfaction. Here are a few tips and helpful hints that can help you achieve your perfect smile, either at home or in the dental chair. You may be surprised at how easy and affordable it can be! 1. Porcelain veneers There is no way to transform your smile the way porcelain veneers can. Call this the “Hollywood Smile Special.” 2. Oral hygiene and home care It all starts with how you take care of your teeth at home. Brush twice a day, floss every day and use a mouthwash that leaves your mouth feeling minty fresh. 3. Regular cleanings and check-ups Most staining can be removed with a simple cleaning at your dentist’s office every four to six months. 4. In-office teeth whitening Nowadays it doesn’t have to be so painful and sensitive, either. At Smile Perfector Dental Group, we use a powerful whitening product that includes potassium and fluoride (both excellent elements that are good for your teeth) along with a special desensitizing agent that practically eliminates teeth sensitivity. Moreover, advancements in dental technology make it possible for the entire procedure to be completed in under an hour. 5. Invisalign Crowding of teeth often distracts the eye. Straightening them will focus

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the eyes on your beautiful smile. (At Smile Perfector Dental Group, Invisalign starts as low as $2,650. Elsewhere it’s $3,700.) 6. Apply a thin layer of baking soda to your toothpaste in the morning and at night. Baking soda has sodium bicarbonate, which is the active ingredient in most whitening products. 7. Swap metal fillings for porcelainlike composite fillings. Although metal fillings are practical, they’re also ugly. White composite (porcelain-like) fillings have become the standard of care in dentistry. 8. Get some sun. A healthy, bronzed appearance will make your teeth look whiter! 9. Collagen fillers and Botox Eliminate those fine lines and wrinkles around your lips and crow’s feet around your eyes to rejuvenate your smile. 10. Use a straw for drinks that can stain. It might be difficult at first, but this is a neat trick for coffee and tea that helps avoid staining on your front teeth.


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SPA DAY GET MELLOW AT THESE L.A. AREA SPAS

Motykie Medical Spa Motykie’s goal is to give its clients flawless, healthy, younger-looking skin. The talented staff does so through an extensive list of skin care regimens, including facials, peels, laser treatments and injectables. Specializing in acne, discoloration, dehydrated (as well as completely normal) skin, Motykie also offers everything from teeth whitening and eyebrow tinting to hair removal, spray tanning and massage. And with summer fast approaching, the spa offers CoolSculpting, which freezes fat for love handle elimination and perfectly sculpted abs. 9201 W. Sunset Blvd., WeHo. motykiemedspa.com El León Spa This traditional Thai massage bodywork and healing center offers the whole nine yards—waxing, acupuncture, infrared sauna, facials, Turkish soaks, a long list of massage options (traditional Thai, Swedish, Reiki, couples massage, Hawaiian Lomi Lomi, just to name a few), and what the spa refers to as “rituals,” designed for clients who have a little more time to spare. For example, the Kahuna Ritual ($320) lasts for three hours and includes a Turkish soak, Hawaiian hot stone massage and purity facial. Advanced reservations are highly recommended. 8217 Beverly Blvd., L.A. elleonspa.com

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By Michelle McCarthy

It can be easy to forget the wear and tear our bodies endure on a daily basis—long commutes, taxing relationships, strenuous workouts, stressful jobs, lack of sleep. It’s important to throw a little TLC to your mind and body every now and then. A spa visit is like a much-needed tune-up for your car—it serves as a refresher, replenishing vital fluids, getting you roadworthy and ready to face the world. Your experience will vary depending on where you visit. You can sit in a quiet room and work on your Zen state, soak your weary bones in a spa bath, pick from a list of different massage therapies or enjoy a mani/pedi or facial. We’ve compiled some of the best spas L.A. has to offer. Take time out, because you deserve it. Health & Vitality Center Is a holistic approach to a state of well-being more your thing? Then definitely pay Dr. Shiva Lalezar a visit at the Health & Vitality Center in Brentwood. While not a spa in the conventional sense, you’ll walk out of this medical treatment center feeling as though you’ve been to one. The good doctor’s mission is to assist patients to live a vibrant life filled with energy, stamina and mental clarity while weaning them off medications in a safe manner. You can get help with detoxification, nutritional supplements, vitamin IV therapy, hormone replacement therapy, Chelation therapy, intravenous vitamin therapy, elimination of food allergies, loss of excess weight and improvement of digestion for better absorption of nutrients. 11600 Wilshire Blvd., L.A. healthandvitalitycenter.com

Carasoin Day Spa & Skin Clinic The name says it all. Carasoin is the combination of the French words ‘caress’ and ‘soigner’ (to treat or tend to) , which embody the spa’s principles and philosophies. Located on a bustling strip of Robertson Boulevard, this sophisticated and tranquil spa offers a range of face and spa treatments that includes facial therapy, peels and chemical exfoliation, body wraps, scrubs, massage and waxing. According to Carasoin’s website, “the spa is a mix of British and Swiss sensibilities, designed to provide a chic and intimate setting—one which feels like you’re stepping into an elegant home, even though you have just entered an advanced day spa and skin clinic that showcases the highest standards in skincare.” 120 Robertson Blvd., L.A., carasoin.com

The Gendarmerie Boutique & Spa Los Angeles magazine ranked The Gendarmerie as 2012’s Best of L.A. for spa treatments for men. This 1,700-square-foot full-service spa is a one-stop shop for primping, housing two facial rooms, two massage rooms, two salon stations, a manicure/pedicure room and steam room. When you’re not in the throes of a relaxing treatment, you can chill by the fireplace with a French pastry from La Conversation Café or sip a glass of wine in the courtyard beside one of the four tranquil fountains. 9069 Nemo St., WeHo. thegendar merie.com

Cosmetic Rejuvenation Medical Center If you’re in the market for skin rejuvenation, hair removal or anti-aging strategies, look no further than Cosmetic Rejuvenation Medical Center, where the staff specializes in the most effective nonsurgical treatments. The list of procedures is seemingly endless—facials, dermal fillers, laser hair removal, skin care, teeth whitening, scar removal, nonsurgical rhinoplasty and more. 7901 Santa Monica Blvd., WeHo. cosmeticrejuvenationmedcenter.com


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For A Good Time, Call Willam STORY BY STEPHAN HORBELT PHOTOS BY BRADFORD ROGNE

Perhaps you know Willam Belli for his body of work as an actor. In addition to a lauded portrayal of transgendered Cherry Peck on Nip/Tuck, he’s played roles on shows ranging from Southland to CSI and in films like Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives. Maybe you know Willam as the first contestant ever to be disqualified from RuPaul’s Drag Race, a TV moment that left gay mouths everywhere gaping in shock and confusion. If you live in the L.A. area, it’s possible you know Willam from his hosting stints at Hamburger Mary’s Legendary Bingo or as the head of Box Meat, a booking agency for L.A.’s gay strippers. Or maybe you have no clue who Willam is, in which case you should probably get out more. One thing is for certain—Willam Belli is without a doubt one of the hardest-working queens in the business. For proof, just read on.

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recently sat down with Willam at the gorgeous West Hollywood home he shares with his husband of nearly five years. (Their relationship is now going on more than a decade.) He was fresh off a gig, with a face full of makeup—a woman from the neck up and a disheveled, comfortable man from the neck down. I knew better than to chracterize Willam based on the baggy hoodie and combat boots he was sporting at the time, as his reputation as a drag queen clotheshorse precedes him. I trailed Willam to his guest room, where we could sit down and chat in a quiet, comfortable setting. On the way, we cut through his “closet,” which happens to be equivalent to most people’s bedrooms and looks like it suffered an explosion of wigs, shoes and haute couture mere seconds prior. (In my experience, explosions of the hair and wardrobe variety simply come with the drag queen territory.) After settling in, I opened up the conversation by asking what came first for him, acting or drag—something I’d been curious about, considering Willam’s wide range of TV and film work. “I would say there was always an attraction to drag. Halloween was my favorite holiday, and I was always a really, really, really good liar. With acting, my biggest successes came through drag, so I’d say drag came first.” Willam’s first paid drag gig was a “Rocky Horror Picture Show-type thing” in Central Florida when he was 13 or 14, which his parents “fully supported.” Another important moment of parental support came in the seventh grade, when Willam handed in a book report on RuPaul’s autobiography, Lettin’ It All Hang Out, only to have his teacher not accept it. “My mom had to come to school—I remember she was in her scrubs, because she was a nurse—and she’s like, ‘I’m pissed I even have to come in and talk to you about this.’ The teacher said it wasn’t appropriate subject matter, and my mom said, ‘What? He’s fucking reading! I don’t care if you don’t agree with it. There’s nothing wrong with this book.’” As must be the case with many budding drag queens, it was the act of transformation into a woman that initially took a young Willam from withdrawn to hungry for the spotlight. “I started out doing theater costume design and sewing, because I was a fat kid and I wasn’t fit for the stage—I was a little too shy. Drag helped me come out of my shell for a bit. I started doing costume design and costuming work at a local theatre, and they did a spoof of one of the shows they were doing, Jesus Christ Superstar, and they put me in drag. Everyone was like, ‘Oh, wow, you can do stuff,’ and I was like, ‘Yeah, I guess I can.’ Drag opened a lot of doors for me.”

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For A Good Time, Call Willam Even back then, Willam had his drag favorites—RuPaul, Leigh Bowery, Charles Busch, Kevin Aviance, Charles Pierce. Coincidentally, it was a list of top-tier queens who never felt the need to create a name for their drag personas, a fact that Willam clearly took to heart. Asked about the decision to simply use ‘Willam’ in all his professional pursuits, including drag, he had his answer at the ready—”This is gonna piss a lot of people off. I think the best ones don’t have to change their name.” Perhaps it’s simply due to the fact that Willam in drag doesn’t use a puninspired stage name, but unlike the majority of queens working in the drag industry today, the Willam you see in a tight-fitting dress and expensive heels is not a ‘character.’ “I really don’t think there is a Willam character,” Willam says matter-offactly. “When people meet me, they’re kinda stunned. I’m not a character that’s unapproachable. I have a Gooogle Voice number that’s on my posters. It says, ‘For a good time, call Willam,’ and my number’s under it. I’m not a character, I’m a person. Sharon Needles is not a person. She’s a character. There’s a difference.” Having brought up Sharon Needles, I was now really in for it, but not for the reason you may think. Sure, the ghoulish and gothic drag character won the very season of Drag Race that Willam was so abruptly eliminated from, but it would be foolish to think Willam held a grudge. After all, it was Willam’s downright shocking disqualification that helped make him the household drag name I had sitting before me. Instead, Willam had a different bone to pick, and not just with Sharon Needles but with several of the queens from the hit reality competition series. “Selling $30 or $35 T-shirts—I think that’s shitty,” Willam proclaims. “We know how much a T-shirt costs to print. These queens are like, ‘Fans want to give you their money.’ I’m like, fuck that. That’s highway robbery. They created you. You shouldn’t be paid to be put on that pedestal. You should work to keep yourself there.” Willam pauses. “You see how my tone changed? My work ethic is strong. I come from a family of union people, you know.” He pauses. “And mobsters.” Willam then flashes me his signature devilish grin, intimating that he’s just shown me first-hand his hilarious brand of comic timing. There’s no doubt that Willam’s comic timing is what has made his still relatively new web series, Willam’s Beatdown on The Stylish, so damn popular. For the uninitiated, in each episode of the YouTube series, Willam looks at homemade videos by different ‘vloggers’—mostly makeup tutorials—and gives a full play-by-play. In addition to “helping everyone be better through the faults of others,” Willam’s aim is to make you laugh through his original brand of sick and twisted commentary. “The show is kinda like Mystery Science Theater 3000—for a more fashionable set.” Willam also compares the series to “Tosh.0, but gay—er.” While YouTube’s sponsorship of The Stylish as a channel was not renewed for the next year, Magical Elves, the channel’s parent company (responsible for some of TV’s best reality show programming), single-handedly chose Willam’s Beatdown to continue along its road of success. It’s no surprise to those familiar with Willam’s output that he’d find himself in front of a camera, critiquing fashion and doling out makeup tips. During his stint on Drag Race, you’d often find Willam dropping the names of high-end designers like heavy boulders, effortlessly donning Dolce & Gabbana and Gaultier looks to walk the runway. I, for one, was shocked to hear from Willam’s own mouth that his love of women’s fashion actually comes from a place of insecurity.

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For A Good Time, Call Willam “I’m not the prettiest one at all. If you line up all the girls from Drag Race, I’d be lucky to be in the top 20 of best faces. My body’s on—I know my body’s good. And one of the reasons my body’s on is because I know my face isn’t perfect. It’s not womanly or anything like that, so I like to make sure I look on-point. That means stones in all the right places, and glitter, and everything in the right spot—including the labels.” “I like a luxe look,” Willam continues. “People say I’m slutty, but it’s more than that. I’m an expensive-looking slut. I’m not a slut off the street; I’m the mistress in the penthouse who dresses for her man, who dresses for the fantasy—all that. That’s the one part of ‘Willam’ that could be considered a character. But everybody puts on drag. My husband goes to work in a three-piece suit to his own company because he says you should—it’s work.” When I ask Willam to name off some of his favorite labels and designers—for men and women—I receive a varied list. For men: Dior Homme, Scooter LaForge, Joshua McKinley tank tops. For women: Balmain, Versace, Gaultier, Mizrahi, Kenzo for Opening Ceremony, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti and Louboutin, “anything that can nip my waist in.” There’s no better showcase that Willam is the real deal—fashion, beauty, wit and all— than his hugely successful parody videos. Rewriting the words to pop music’s greatest hits (and then putting down an original vocal track) has practically become a pastime for queens the world over, a drag tradition that in the eyes of many sets the most talented queens apart from those who can merely ‘lipsynch for their lives.’ Willam’s parodies—including “The Vagina Song,” “Chow Down,” “Let’s Have a Kai Kai,” “Love You Like a Big Schlong” and, most recently, “Boy is a Bottom”—have proven to be prime examples of Willam’s comedic abilities. Those videos have also brought Willam worldwide acclaim, as evidenced by bookings from Australia to Germany to Rio to, of all places, the Middle East. In addition to all of the things stacked upon Willam’s proverbial plate, he has just informed me that a book is also in the works, with a great title—You’re Not Doing That Right. “You know how when you read through GQ or Allure, there are always sidebars on articles that you want to read before the big article. Think of a book filled with a lot of little side articles and tutorials on makeup— amazing things, like how to fake a good black eye for family court or classic drag looks. And I want to talk about all the little drag secrets, like how to really tuck, or what you use Goo Gone for, and why it’s a toiletry—not a kitchen product—in my house. It’s going to be a little bit of Sedaris combined with Butt magazine and some Allure.” And this isn’t the first time Willam has considered putting a book out into the publishing ether. “I wanted to do a book about strippers and my company Box Meat for years, but there was never enough content, and it was always repeating itself. ‘This one got high, I blew that one, that one done fell off her box, Faultline called and that one’s asshole was dirty.’ It got a little repetitive. ‘That one went on tour with Kylie. That one OD’d.’” At the time of me writing this story, Willam is living it up in Dubai with Vicky Vox and Detox Icunt, talented queens who appear in several of Willam’s parodies—most notably the right-wing-skewering “Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A) ”—and whom Willam refers to as his “ride-or-die bitches.” “Here’s the thing about Dubai,” Willam dictates. “Detox is going to get beheaded. I’m gonna get sold into a harem, hopefully for rubies, and Vicky is gonna get a fatwa—and yes, that is also a weight-related joke.” I ask if Willam is at all scared to fly into a Muslim country with a suitcase overflowing with women’s wear. “My burqa is knee length, so I should be fine,” he reassures me. “I don’t get scared. I think fear is a choice, and I don’t have it in my body. We have to look normal, though—that’s the rough part. I can pass as a normal boy, but Detox? It’s gonna be hats and glasses for her—that’s what we decided.” As far as his luxe trip to the Middle East goes, Willam says he has “Boy is a Bottom”— which hit 6 million views in five weeks—to thank for that. “There aren’t Chick-fil-As all over the world,” Willam notes, “but there are bottoms everywhere.” Once again, he shoots me that devilish grin. willambelli.com @willambelli

Wardrobe credits: Cover and page 10—dress by Marco Marco, clutch by Louis Vuitton, shoes by Louboutin; page 44— dress by Herve Leger, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti; page 46—dress and belt by Stella McCartney; this page— dress by Stella McCartney

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NIGHTLIFE

THEATER

EXHIBITS

go to FrontiersLA.com/Entertainment for more listings Thu. | April 4

Fri. | April 5

Sat. | April 6

Sun. | April 7

2013 LGBT COMMUNITY POLICE ACADEMY

USA DANCE DANCESPORT CHAMPIONSHIPS

S.T.A.G.E. Saban Theatre

WALK IN NO SHOES

This year’s one-night-only performance to benefit AIDS Project Los Angeles, “Broadway, My Way,” is directed by David Galligan for the 29th time. Those scheduled to appear include a huge amount of Broadway stars, and expect Jim Bailey’s first public appearance after a fiveyear hiatus. apla.org/stage

This is a 10K walk, 5K walk and 1K “walk in no shoes” event benefiting the Sudan Relief Fund. The event will enable Angelenos horrified by the tragic news stories about genocide in South Sudan to take action and support the South Sudanese people. walkinnoshoes.com

Elysian Park Police Academy

Through April 21

END OF THE RAINBOW Ahmanson Theatre

Gain unique insight into the inner conflict that inspired and consumed Judy Garland. It’s December 1968, and Judy is about to make her comeback— again. In a London hotel room with both her new young fiancé and her adoring accompanist, Garland struggles to get “beyond the rainbow.” centertheatregroup.org Wed. | April 3

SCORE

Downtown Independent This film is the final entry of Outfest’s Downtown 30 screening series, a groundbreaking tale of married swingers that shattered taboos by letting not just the wives but also the husbands get together for a good time (wink, wink). The film’s legendary guy-on-guy love scene was censored from early prints. brownpapertickets.com

Everyone is welcome to this free event taking place every Thursday night for nine weeks from 6-9 p.m. For an application and course info, contact Senior Lead Officer Sandra Moura, (213) 486-6009. lapdonline.org Fri. | April 5

LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE-OKE Cavern Club Celebrity Theater

This unique production combines iconic episodes of the beloved television series Little House on the Prairie with cross-generational karaoke standards, like “Party in the U.S.A.,” “Call Me Maybe,” “Love Shack” and more! Laura Ingalls and her family have never looked or sounded so good! cavernclubtheater.com Fri. | April 5

CUB SCOUT Eagle L.A.

J.W. Marriott Hotel, L.A. Live More than 1,100 of America’s top ballroom and Latin dance competitors will compete in this three-day 33rd annual championship. Through April 7. usadancenationals.com Fri. | April 5

STRIPPER CIRCUS LAS VEGAS Share Nightclub

Stripper Circus, the dirtiest show on Earth, celebrates its one-year Vegas anniversary as the city’s biggest gay weekly event. There’s no cover all night, with DJ Paulo Ramirez and more dancers than ever. sharenightclub.com Fri. | April 5

HELEN REDDY Catalina Jazz Club

Following a sold-out run in Palm Springs, Grammy-winner Helen Reddy returns after a 10-year hiatus from singing for an intimate evening at the Catalina Jazz Club April 5 & 6. Her famous woman-identified song “I Am Woman” is now in its 40th year. Help celebrate. catalinajazzclub.com Sat. | April 6

Wed. | April 3

MARILYN: MY SECRET Macha Theatre

A dramedy with music, chronicling the life of Norma Jean from unwanted orphan to bit player to sex goddess, this production includes untold stories of Marilyn's affairs with both female and male lovers, revealing all of the passion and secrets. Through April 21. plays411.com 50

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One of the East Side’s most popular parties is back with the April installment of its signature blend of rhythm and soul. DJ duo Critter Control— along with San Fran Den Mother Lady Bear—will have you dancing, cruising and drinking cheap draft beer. eaglela.com

SLIPPING

Rattlestick Playwrights Theater Alone, numb and friendless after the death of his father, gay high school senior Eli moves with his English professor mom to a fresh start in Iowa. A new relationship with a boy at school, though, exposes him to the possibility of closeness and the danger of being swallowed by it. Through May 5. rattlestick.org

Woodley Park & Lake Balboa

Sat. | April 6

Sun. | April 7

JOHN

SIZE

Dubbed “the adult party for the distinguished gentleman,” John is brought to you by the producers of Raunch and Furr Trade, because sometimes you want a classy piece of meat—or at least a dressedup one. This month’s party is hosted by Ongina. facebook.com/johnatnight

Tom Whitman’s popular weekly party Size is known for drawing all of WeHo’s sexiest guys out of their homes on Sunday afternoon. This installment is ‘super sized’ and features DJ Manny Lehman. tomwhitmanpresents.com

Faultline

Here Lounge

Sat. | April 6

I STAND CORRECTED Renberg Theatre

Sun. | April 7

BIG BOY VINTAGE POP-UP SHOP L.A. Glaneur

The L.A. Center presents a screening of the award-winning documentary I Stand Corrected, followed by a hosted reception and concert by the film’s subject, transgender jazz bass virtuoso Jennifer Leitham. lagaycenter.org/theatre

Join Big Boy Vintage as the clothing line for heavy-set guys celebrates a new pop-up shop, where it plans to debut the new limited-edition BBV tee. Come for the clothes, stay for the drinks, tunes, piñatas and more. bigboy vintage.storenvy.com

Sun. | April 7

Tue. | April 9

PARTY MONSTER

RIHANNA LIVE

This new weekly dance party features hot DJs, wicked dancers and the freshest dance, pop and R&B artists L.A. has to offer. Sponsored by Stoli and Fireball Whiskey. fubarla.com

Don’t miss the Barbadian pop princess on her Diamonds World Tour as she rolls into SoCal. (Her Staples Center gig is the previous night.) A$AP Rocky is scheduled to open the show. 7:30 p.m.

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Fri. | April 12

Fri. | April 12

Sun. | April 14

Through April 14

A FAIRE OF THE HEART

PLEASUREDOME The Virgil

SHOCK TREATMENT

ODYSSEO

Pleasuredome is a new gay/mixed special dance club event featuring DJ Paul V. playing ‘80s remixes and electropop for the dance floor, an 11:30 p.m. performance from L.A.'s Father Tiger and a special appearance by hostess Drew Droege as Chloë Sevigny. bit.ly/YpyKrs

BEER BUST & CANCER FUNDRAISER

Part of the Nuart’s Cult Classics Midnght Movie series, this (35mm) screening of the ‘sorta-sequel’ to Rocky Horror Picture Show—featuring a few of the original film’s cast members—includes live shadow cast Sins ‘o the Flesh. landmarktheatres.com

The Beverly Hills Hotel At this gala to benefit the charitable programs of the Alliance for Housing and Healing, Cloris Leachman, Phillip Musikanth and Laurie Hasencamp will be honored. The evening includes a cocktail reception, dinner, awards and entertainment. alliancehh.org Tue. | April 9

HI FASHION The Satellite

LGBT electro cult favorites Hi Fashion will be opening for Heloise & The Savoir Faire at East Side venue The Satellite. Also, keep an eye out for their new EP, You Are Gorgeous. hifashion.bandcamp.com Wed. | April 10

AMERICAN BUFFALO

Fri. | April 12

Fri. | April 12

MIRACLE WORKER

‘THE END OF SAN FRANCISCO’ BOOK READING

Crossley Theatre Winner of the Tony Award for Best Play, The Miracle Worker is the true story of young Helen Keller, blind and deaf, and her struggle to overcome adversity with the help of an extraordinary teacher who taught her to communicate with the world—a truly miraculous story of determination, hope and love. Through May 19. actorsco-op.org

Geffen Playhouse

Fri. | April 12

Instantly hailed as a new American classic when it opened on Broadway in 1977 for its explosive humor, frenetic energy and surprising tenderness, this play promises a mesmerizing night whether rediscovering it or seeing it for the first time. Misguided misfits out on their luck plot to steal a rare coin collection, and as time approaches, tension tests loyalties and friendships. Through May 12. geffenplayhouse.com

Nuart Theatre

SIMON KILLER The Nuart specializes in limited-run films for L.A.’s avid cinephiles. Simon Killer, reviewed in this very issue on page 60, is the follow-up to writer/director Antonio Campos’ critically acclaimed Afterschool. landmark theatres.com Fri. | April 12

LEGALLY BLONDE

Haugh Performing Arts Center

Thu. | April 11

YARN CRAWL Various locations

You’re invited to shop for the latest yarns, enjoy special events, demonstrations, guest designers and bond over your love for it all. Pick up a complimentary “passport,” which will be stamped at each store you visit, with a chance to win gift baskets and gift certificates. yarncrawlLA.com

Nuart Theatre

You know this story of sorority star Elle Woods, who won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. When her boyfriend dumps her for someone “serious,” Elle puts down the credit card, hits the books and sets out to go where no Delta Nu has gone before—Harvard Law! This musical version is a fastpaced, tune-filled romp filled with comedy. Through April 14. haughpac.com

Skylight Books

Mattilda Bernstein Sycamore reads from her memoir The End of San Francisco, the story of a life that refuses to conform to rules of straight or gay normalcy. 7:30 p.m. reading. mattildabernsteinsycamore.com Sat. | April 13

BRUTUS Faultline

This packed party sails into Faultline every second Saturday of the month, and it’s all hotties on deck. Have a beer and join in on the search for hidden treasure. DJ Chris Bowen provides the soundtrack, Mark Cuadrado mixes live video montages for the crowd and Mario Diaz hosts. faultlinebar.com Sat. | April 13

WHAT A PAIR! The Broad Stage, Santa Monica

This benefit concert brings together stars of TV, film and Broadway to support CedarsSinai’s Breast Cancer Research & Education Program. In previous years, the cast has included Jessica Biel, Jane Lynch, Jason Alexander and Jamie Lee Curtis. cedarssinai.edu/whatapair Through April 14

JANE AUSTEN UNSCRIPTED

Carrie Hamilton Theatre As one would guess, this is a completely improvised comedic play in the style of beloved Jane Austen. The cast creates and performs a neverbefore-seen, all-new Jane Austen right before the eyes of the audience. With audience suggestions, each performance is unique. pasadenaplayhouse.org

Revolver Video Bar

Jeff Bertollini of Revolver is throwing a fundraiser at the bar from 3-6 p.m. benefiting the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. You’ll find drink specials, raffle prizes and a silent auction in the back room. $15 suggested donation. revolvervideobar.com Sun. | April 14

LUCHA LIBRE: MASKED WARRIORS

White Big Top, Burbank Cavalia’s Odysseo has added an additional two weeks of new shows, on sale immediately, of equestrian and acrobatic spectacles. The show is set under the world’s largest touring big top—a 10-story giant tent bigger than a football field. Inside, 56 horses and 43 acrobats, riders and musicians perform a theatrical ode to horse and man in front of a video backdrop the size of three IMAX screens. cavalia.net

Citizens Business Bank Arena

Mon. | April 15

The Lucha Libre phenomenon, the immensely entertaining brand of wrestling born in Mexico and transplanted to the U.S., comes to L.A. as part of its national “United We Stand” tour, fueled by renewed interest in the immigration debate. luchalibreusa.com

Past Frontiers cover model and musical virtuoso Diamond Rings performs in L.A. as a special guest of British New Wave pioneers O.M.D. Diamond Rings’ latest album, Free Dimensional, received much critical acclaim. diamondringsmusic.com

Through April 14

Hamburger Mary’s WeHo

NUTTIN’ BUT HUTTON NoHo Arts Center

Celebrate the songs of the one-and-only Betty Hutton with over 20 show-stopping musical numbers. The cast takes the audience on a musical journey of Hutton’s amazing songbook. For firsttimers and followers alike, this performance is not to be missed! nuttinbuthutton.com

DIAMOND RINGS The Fonda Theatre

Tue. | April 16

FRONTIERS NIGHT OUT: BINGO!

Don’t miss out on this very special Tuesday edition of Legendary Bingo at Hamburger Mary’s, designed to benefit the all-new Frontiers Awareness & Education Foundation. We’ve got some great prizes in store, so come on out and play for a good cause! frontiersfoundation.org

Sun. | April 14

GOLD COAST’S 1ST ANNUAL BAKE SALE Gold Coast Bar

It’s a day filled with tasty home-baked goods, delicious drink specials and sweet raffle prizes. All proceeds from the bake sale will benefit Project Angel Food, and you should feel free to stop by with your own homemade creations. goldcoastweho.com

Through June 9

THE HAPPY SHOW

Pacific Design Center Stefan Sagmeister is perhaps best known for his album covers—for Talking Heads, Lou Reed, OK Go and the Rolling Stones, to name only a few—as well as innovative campaigns for companies like Levis that have entered the public consciousness. The Happy Show centers around the designer's 10-year exploration of happiness with typographic investigations of rules to live by originally culled from his diary, manifested in a variety of imaginative and interactive forms. moca.org APRIL 16, 2013

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A BIRD IN THE HAND BY ERIC ROSEN

driveway and see its name in lighted letters inset into the wall. Pull When local wunderkind chef David Myers shuttered his signaopen the enormous door to find a surprisingly intimate dining room ture La Cienega restaurant Sona back in 2010, L.A. foodies breathlit by overhead bulbs with elegantly simple wooden tables and chairs lessly awaited its promised reincarnation before resigning themselves running through the center of the room, a well-stocked bar occuto simply enjoying the casual French fare at his other restaurant in pying the near wall and a brightly lit and bustling open kitchen taking town, Comme Ça, when it became clear that a successor was not up the other side of the floor plan. going to open in the near future. Now they Forego indoor dining and head out to can salivate over the chef’s masterful crethe cozy, candlelit back patio where the real ations once more since the opening last month Hinoki & the Bird power-players come to dine and deal. Build of his latest project, Hinoki & the Bird. 10 Century Dr., L.A. up a thirst with cumin-and-cayenne-dusted Somewhat oddly situated around the (310) 552-1200 spiced nuts as you choose a cocktail like the back of a Century City residential tower, this hinokiandthebird.com understated Harajuku with Hakushu singlerestaurant devoted to “Silk Road cuisine” malt whiskey, Gran Classico, Maurin Quina nonetheless exudes an indisputable caché and chocolate bitters; or the citrusy Tanfrom the moment you pull up in the covert gerine Caipirissima with white rum, lime, tangerine and brown sugar. Those looking to start light can choose from the raw bar menu, which includes a selection of oysters as well as fanciful combinations like scallops with grapefruit and lime leaf or beef tartare with pickled jalapeno and parmigiano. Two starters not to miss include the deliciously rich yet spicy chili crab toast with cucumber and coriander, and the lobster roll with sweet chunks of meat drizzled with green curry and Thai basil over a fluffy dark roll of charcoal flour. For a main, the drunken duck breast comes prepared perfectly tender and pink with crisp, fatty skin that’s just the right amount of salty, and which is served with skewers of grilled seasonal fruit (pear is on the plate now). The hinoki (cypress)-scented black cod is both delicate and substantial and comes on a bed of whipped sweet potato with pistachio, while the caramel-braised Kurobuta pork belly is a heartier, more savory option with crisp radish and bitter mustard greens as a nice counterpoint to the sweetness of the meat. Although the larger dessert choices such as chocolate-praline with malt sponge cake, milk chocolate jelly and cocoa nibs, or the matcha (toasted green tea) sponge cake and zephyr with namelaka, yuzu and arare might catch your eye, save room for one of the housemade mochis. The one made of miso with butterscotch and togarashi is a revelation of salty-sweet equilibrium. It might have taken David Myers a few years to open up another fine-dining redoubt after closing Sona, but the food at Hinoki & the Bird was worth the wait.

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FILM

REVIEWS EVIL DEAD

Starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci Opens April 5

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Escaping the usual perils of remaking a horror classic—namely, creating a perfunctory copy of the original—director/co-writer Fede Alvarez has both gore and surprises galore in store for Evil Dead fans (and virgins). This souped-up, blood-drenched update has Mia (Levy) going cold turkey in a cabin in the woods, accompanied by her estranged brother David (Fernandez), his girlfriend and two close friends. The demonic possession plot provides a nice metaphor for addiction, though gore hounds will argue the narrative is just an excuse to show some really nasty, grisly stuff. Tongues are sliced, arms are severed and Eric (Pucci) unwisely reads aloud from the Book of the Dead—though he is warned not to!—and unleashes a furious demonic hell. He becomes a human pin cushion as a result. Alvarez ratchets up the tension and keeps viewers off-guard by upending expectations both with what will happen to whom, as well as when and how. The film’s famous swamp rape is vivid and visceral—as are most of the horror sequences—but this Evil Dead resists playing by the original rules, which is why it is more effective. It’s unpleasant and intense, but that is paying Alvarez and his film a supreme compliment. —Gary M. Kramer

MY BROTHER THE DEVIL

SIMON KILLER

VANISHING WAVES

Starring James Floyd, Fady Elsayed, Saïd Taghmaoui Opens April 5

Starring Brady Corbet, Mati Diop, Michaël Abiteboul Opens April 5

Starring Marius Jampolskis, Jurga Jutaite, Marina Jablonskyte Opens April 12

Which brother is “the devil” is perhaps best left for audiences to debate after seeing this absorbing film about two Egyptian siblings in London. Devilishly handsome Rashid (Floyd) is involved in a drug-dealing gang, and he tries to keep his devil-may-care younger brother, Mo (Elsayed), out of harm’s way. However, after his best friend dies in a violent encounter with members of a rival gang, Rashid decides he wants out of the drug/gang culture. He takes a job offered by photographer Sayyid (Taghmaoui), and eventually, unexpectedly, becomes romantically involved with him. My Brother the Devil intertwines familiar stories of gang war, Arab-English tradition and a queer identity into one film, but this stylish drama benefits from its authenticity and the palpable bond between the brothers. Their affection and horseplay is as believable as the tensions that divide them after Mo discovers—to his horror—that Rashid, whom he worships, is queer. While Rashid’s sexual identity issues are the weakest element in this overstuffed film, there is a nice chemistry between him and Sayyid. My Brother the Devil teeters on melodrama as the plotlines about revenge, betrayal and justice all converge, but the strong lead performance by the sexy Floyd more than compensates.

This fascinating if somewhat frustrating slow-burn character study has Simon (Corbet) heading to Paris after breaking up with his girlfriend. He is lonely and horny, and director Antonio Campos follows Simon closely—often tracking him closely from behind as he wanders around the city. The story picks up when Simon meets Victoria (Diop), a prostitute, and gets off with her. They connect again for sex, and soon circumstances prompt Simon to ask Victoria if he can stay with her “for a few days.” The couple eventually hatch a plan to film and blackmail her married clients, but things do not necessarily go as planned. Simon Killer is absorbing as viewers wait—and wait— for a payoff. While they do, there is much to admire in Corbet’s bold performance, as he excels at balancing puppy-doggish vulnerability with cold and calculating behavior—until he starts to get unhinged. Diop is also captivating in her prostitute role, even though it borders on being cliché. Simon Killer boasts some stylish visuals and a killer soundtrack as it builds to the discussion-worthy climax. Yet viewers are likely to find this thriller ultimately unsatisfying.

A trippy, dippy sci-fi drama, Vanishing Waves takes an interesting (but not original) concept—neurological transference—and does far too little with it. Lukas (Jampolskis) agrees to be locked in a sensory deprivation tank with electrodes attached to his head so he can mind-meld with the comatose Aurora (Jutaite). The team of scientists wants to monitor his physical and psychological responses, but given the erotic encounters he has with Aurora, Lukas keeps most of his experiences to himself. The scientists seem unaware of his deception, but his girlfriend Lina (Jablonskyte) sees through him, accusing Lukas of having an affair. And Lukas kind of is cheating on her with Aurora, given their sexploits. Vanishing Waves makes the dreamscape sequences visually interesting, but too much of this thinly plotted film is enervating. Lukas’ agenda to “save” Aurora is not particularly compelling, and his deceitfulness—and his dullness—make him a tough character to like. The science experiment is also murky, raising all kinds of ethical questions. Oddly, the film briefly comes to life in its final reel, particularly during a hypnotic four-minute sequence of Lukas, nude, chasing Aurora along a beach at night. If only the rest of Vanishing Waves had been so spellbinding.

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Depeche Mode

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Depeche Mode and I go way back. Their career started the year I started DJing clubs, and I’ve been playing (and loving them) ever since. They did, however, lose my interest with most of their forgettable late ‘90s to early ‘00s output. But they’ve progressively been finding their footing again ever since Playing the Angel, and their 13th disc finds them rejuvenated again. Themes of faith, life, death and lust have regularly inhabited Martin Gore’s lyrics via Dave Gahan’s melodramatic, vibrato vocals, and they abound. As do some of the band’s most beautiful melodies ever. Lead singles “Angel” and “Heaven” are bluesy, tormented waltzes, with Gahan leading the charge like a zealous, trip-hop grifter. Shades of the band’s electropop palette are heard on the plucky “Broken” and the spacedisco strains of “Soft Touch/Raw Nerve,” but there’s also the twangy guitar moments they excel at, such as on “Goodbye.” The most obvious resurrection of their own “Personal Jesus” is the skuffle-beated “Soothe My Soul,” for sure a highlight. The only downside is that this is more of an intimate-listen, headphones kind of record than it is a bangup club record. But these intricate, textured songs have a breathing room that ferments inside your head upon further spins. —Paul V.

Alice Russell

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Slow Knights Cosmos (Digital)

Comedown Machine (RCA)

The Strokes

Team Ghost

On her third studio release (not including three remix and/or singles compilations) , the English soul singer Alice Russell finally finds her groove. Chances are To Dust will be your jam as well. This Suffolk girl’s been fitfully impressive since her 2005 studio debut, yet has never essayed a comprehensively satisfying release until now. So let’s throw out all the interludes first—which should be a rule for every single record for the rest of time—then focus on the actual songs herein. Russell throws down the gauntlet on the one-two punch of openers “A to Z” and “Heartbreaker Pt. 2.” The gauntlet to whom, you ask? Adele, most likely, though Russell would settle for even a sliver of Adele’s market share since Russell is still an under-the-radar item here in the States. She might finally have a chance with To Dust. This is oldschool R&B buoyed by Russell’s earthy contralto and graceful phrasing. “For a While” uses the Alicia Keys template for midtempo stompers and delivers a playful, nearly robotic twist. Highlight “Twin Peaks” starts as a ballad before settling into a mattress-shaking jam. And the quality throughout remains at A-levels, even on the bonus track. Come on, America—show this white girl some love.

Phoenix, France’s electronic answer to Spoon, has released its fifth album, Bankrupt!, and if you’re a fan of the band, you’ll like this—because it has done absolutely nothing to change the formula. That’s not necessarily a bad thing. In the current climate of pop music, if you haven’t reinvented your sound entirely, made a difficult third album using only hubcaps for instruments or had a frontman who stepped away to pursue an awkward solo career, you’re not doing it right. Phoenix’s sturdy business model has afforded it nearly 15 years of making shimmering indie pop. “Entertainment” is an obvious single, and opens the LP handily. “The Real Thing” and “SOS in Bel Air” also jumpstart the disc. The centerpiece of Bankrupt! is its title track. A seven-minute opus, it’s largely instrumental, then suddenly not. It’s a glorious song, and frankly, the album should have more of them. We know Phoenix can do pop. We know the band can do dance. But for once, it should put the pulsing drum beats aside and deliver something unique. The album as a whole is incredibly competent and pleasant. Songs will stick with you as songs should, but it’s time these guys start pushing boundaries before they get boring.

—Dan Loughry

—Dominik Rothbard

I bet you have no idea who Derek Gruen is, but you will when I tell you his stage name is Del Marquis—yes, the Scissor Sisters’ guitarist—and this is his official solo record debut (as the Sisters take their hiatus). Call the flashback police, because you’d swear Del was actually an R&B electropop star circa 1984, which makes sense, as he recorded it with members of Prince’s New Power Generation band. And I’m pleasantly surprised at his knack for turning out infectious melodies. These are fabulously served up on the breezy ‘n bouncy “Under Attack” (clearly a nod to Madonna’s “Holiday”) , “Legendary Children” and the truly wonderful “In the Quiet” (all of which feature Bright Light, Bright Light’s Rod Thomas on vocals). The vibe throughout might remind you of other white-boy soul songcrafters like Sam Sparro, Robin Thicke or Penguin Prison, especially on “Caught Up in the Rhythm” or lead single “Shame,” with its fierce gospel-minded female voices. To quote Gruen, “It’s a groove record that has content and purpose behind otherwise finger-snapping, headsnapping tunes.” Indeed. And this might sound weird, but this effort almost sounds like some crazybut-it-works funky collaboration between Chaka Khan, Phil Collins, The SOS Band and Kylie Minogue.

OK, let’s get this one out of the way—Strokes fans looking for Is This It will be disappointed to find out that this isn’t. But it is something more nuanced, mature and unique. Only two or three times does Julian Casablancas raise his voice to that signature distorted yelp. Those tracks will please the die-hards who have been following the band for 15 years, but the real achievement on Comedown Machine, the band’s fifth LP, lies within the subtle, synthy, jittery tracks that populate this album. “Tap Out” opens the disc with a catchy, simple guitar riff and features some surprisingly under-effected vocals. “All the Time” is good, but it’s Strokes-bynumbers, put at the top of this album to comfort disoriented fans. After this, however, the album really kicks into gear. “One Way Trigger” is the band’s best single, hands down. It’s Strokesmeets-A-ha, which is awesome and bizarre. “Welcome to Japan” features some of the band’s sharpest lyrics and a huge chorus. “‘80s Comedown Machine” and “50 50” also stand out. But the kicker comes with album closer “Call It Fate, Call It Karma,” where Casablancas channels Nina Simone to create one of the most un-Strokes moments ever recorded by the band. If you think you know The Strokes, you don’t. Let Comedown Machine prove it to you.

When Nicolas Fromageau cofounded M83, his vision for the electro-indie band was more drastic than his compatriot Anthony Gonzalez. M83 have gone on to great, mainstream success over their last few releases, while Fromageau has been working on a series of EPs with his new project, Team Ghost. It’s immediate from the opening track of the official debut, Rituals, that Fromageau’s group is less interested in the immediate pleasures of electro-pop and more concerned with exploring the polarities of modern indie. “Away” begins with a dreamy soundscape of synths and ethereal vocals before breaking into scabrous punk thrash. And so it goes throughout the record. Team Ghost veers wildly between harsh sonics (the powerful “Curtains”) and gorgeous, ambient works that take their cue from Brian Eno (the lush drone of closer “We Won’t Fail”). And when the band mixes those extremes up—as on the creepy “Dead Film Star” and “Blood”—it comes close to creating a genre all its own. As for content—you know, meaning— it doesn’t get more exact than the sexual ode to voyeurism in “Somebody’s Watching” or the S&M redux of “Pleasures that Hurt.” Ah, the French—still more comfortable with sex than the rest of the world.

To Dust (Tru Thoughts)

Bankrupt! (Glassnote)

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THEATER REVIEWS END OF THE RAINBOW AHMANSON THEATRE | 135 N. Grand Ave., DTLA Through April 21 | centertheatregroup.org Among the unforgettable superstars of the 20th century, Judy Garland (19221969) remains as famous and revered as any. Courtesy of her electrifying singing and acting prowess in family film classics such as The Wizard of Oz, her dramatic triumphs such as Judgment at Nuremberg and A Star is Born and her transcendent live appearances and television shows, the Garland legend never ceases to endure. She’s a mythic tragic idol to the gay community and beloved by a diverse fanbase across the globe. In the L.A. premiere of the London and Broadway ‘drama with music’ End of the Rainbow, Tony-nominated Tracie Bennett recreates her riveting and astonishingly resonant portrait of the psychologically tortured and physically addicted creative artist who never escaped the pitfalls of childhood stardom

and crippling insecurity. Bennett brilliantly captures the larger-than-life Garland—bawdy, temperamental, ruinously undisciplined, witty and hilariously selfdeprecating—as well as the emotionally stunted lost child within, longing for love and inner peace. Peter Quilter’s script—equal parts speculative and fact-inspired—imagines what went on in Garland’s suite and onstage when the performer appeared in a five-week gig at the Ritz Hotel in London, December 1968, only three months before she died of a drug overdose in a London flat. Accompanying the cash-strapped star during her engagement is her opportunistic lover, the much younger Mickey Deans (effectively played by Erik Heger) , who became her fifth husband, and a doting gay piano accompanist, Anthony (the superb Michael

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Cumptsy) . Miles Anderson scores in three bit roles. Though Bennett’s small physical stature approximates Garland’s, there’s not a facial resemblance, and Bennett’s husky speaking voice—while skillfully masking her native British accent—is less a facsimile than an effective approximation. Yet this matters little. The overall physicality, distinctive attitude, charisma, trademark Garland tics, gestures and posture—and especially the star’s everpresent edginess—feel astonishingly ontarget. Bennett is also a prodigiously gifted singer—belting out Garland classics such as “Come Rain or Come Shine,” “The Man That Got Away” and—of course—“Over the Rainbow” in showstopping style, supported by Jeffrey Saver’s crackerjack musical direction. More importantly, Garland’s heart-

breaking vulnerability is evident throughout, in both the performance numbers and the hotel suite scenes. Just beyond every diva hissy-fit and childlike lack of discipline is the indelible sense of Garland’s inner turmoil and emotional fog. Alongside all of this is Bennett’s harrowing depiction of addictive behavior. Bennett would be an ideal actress to take on the role of Mary Tyrone in a revival of O’Neill’s Long Day’s Journey Into Night. Terry Johnson directs with style, energy and sharp insight. Handsome and meticulously detailed design elements add to the triumph. Yet, in the end, this is Bennett’s vehicle, and she carries it eloquently, in a blistering and deeply affecting performance that does a legend proud. —Les Spindle

WOLVES KIRK DOUGLAS THEATRE | 9820 Washington Blvd., Culver City Through April 14 | centertheatregroup.org Our cyberspace culture—dominated by Facebook, Twitter, chat rooms, video games, email and a labyrinth of websites—has spawned wide-ranging ramifications on all aspects of our lives and our society. It also raises moral dilemmas about our responsibilities to others. Along with the many positive influences of the ever-advancing technology are the dehumanizing and destructive influences one increasingly hears about. Jennifer Haley’s mesmerizing new play, in its world premiere run, offers a disturbing portrait of the psychological and spiritual chaos that can occur when we allow ourselves to escape into a technological sphere where deception and self-delusion can run rampant, as we shut out our perceptions of physical reality and avoid the basic modes of human interaction. Director Neel Keller, along with a superb five-member ensemble and a gifted design team, create an eerie yet uncomfortably convincing dramatic universe. The scenes are tautly staged and viscerally enthralling, while the rapt 64

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attention the piece requires in spinning its surprises is well worth the effort. Beginning in a chilly interrogation room in an unspecified location, the play introduces us to a businessman, Sims (Robert Joy) , being grilled by an intimidating inspector, Morris (Jeanne Syquia) . Unspecified crimes are suggested, as Morris asks questions about a virtual reality website that Sims runs. Web technology has advanced miraculously in a society where many people escape into a technological realm, where visual and sensual experiences have become inseparable from the real world, and the possibility exists to give up one’s real-life existence to reside forever in the fantasy zone. Telling much more of the plot would be a disservice to this piece, in which a key satisfaction is the unfolding of the narrative layers to make compelling thematic points. However, it soon becomes apparent that pedophilia is a primary aim of Sims’ site. In the virtual reality scenes, we meet the upbeat and outgoing Iris

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(Brighid Fleming). The young girl resides in an idyllic and ornate virtual mansion, where she entertains gentleman callers who are visitors to the site. Among them is the dapper Woodnut (Adam Haas Hunter), who copes with emotional baggage he’s trying to move past as he turns to the website for comfort. Also entering the picture is a science teacher, Doyle (Dakin Matthews), another visitor, who is being interrogated by Morris in her quest to bring charges against Sims. Exactly what agency Morris is

from is initially unclear, adding to the puzzle as to where the fantasy realm ends and reality begins. The performances are sublime and the design effort is triumphant, with special mention due for Adrian W. Jones’ astonishing revolving set, Alex Jaeger’s costumes, Christopher Kuhl’s lighting and John Zalewski’s sound. This intelligent and absorbing production is one of the year’s most rewarding offerings to date. —Les Spindle


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I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT'S OLD I have been staying with my mother as she gets over some surgery. It is a trip. I drive the street I grew up on every day and pass a house that has been haunting me. A kid lived there, though I cannot remember his name. He was four or five years younger than me, cute way beyond belief. Long after graduation, I used to see him at Drake's Bookstore at 7566 Melrose. Drake’s was once a straight porn theatre called Aladdin and turned to our dark side in 1975. Drake's became a gay porn store with very active video booths in the back. The trolls went to the booths. Most of us stood on Melrose and waited for a drive-by. It always happened— very active cruise scene back in the day. Drake's closed in 2008. There were biz folks out there every night that you spoke with every day on the phone about deals, but in front of Drake's, you just nodded, because it was about being anonymous. An odd dereliction of friendship that I have never really reconciled. I approached my old neighbor kid three or four times in front of Drake's to say hi and connect as we both cruised, and he was always cold as ice. We had lived on the same street in a small town, but he seemed to hate me. I couldn't understand it. It crushed me. One evening I went to the Melrose Spa at 7269 and ran into the kid. He was being battered into his form of ecstasy beyond belief. I'm pretty vanilla, so it was a trip for me to see. He was in a sling with tons of leather, several bears and a whip involved. Not judging, just an observation of a cute, sweet kid I went to school with. He has passed away, but every time I pass his home, I'm pulled to it in a haunting fashion. I guess it was his rejection of me that causes pain to linger decades later. I was just not his type. I've never owned a whip. My mother has a guy who drives a truck with a giant plastic insect on it. He is her "exterminator.” He is a big galoot who makes my mom laugh. He comes here to her home once a week

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to spray crap, pick up rats and eliminate webs of any sort. Once a week. Every seven days. Really. Then she has these two women who are cleaning constantly. One on her knees on the floor every moment, getting every inch of every space clean before it is dirty. My bed is made 12 seconds after I wake. Then we have Tony, the handyman, who will not listen to me but is very sweet. He is here every damn day. I said today, “Mom, do you need all this?” She looked straight at me with a ‘mind your own business’ look and said, "No, Dana, but now they are my family and I can't cut them off.” My inheritance is dwindling in the cause of sweet and wonderful support and friendship, and I could not be more proud. I worked on this TV show a couple decades ago created by a fellow Pasadena boy and dear friend called The Greatest American Hero. I managed the star, Billy Katt. Stephen Cannell wrote and created it, and the loony and lovely Robert Culp was the co-star. Bob would live his life out being my neighbor on Sunset Plaza. Hero was an all-location shoot, six days per week that came very close to killing us all. Stephen was a great, gentle man who also created 21 Jump Street, The Rockford Files, Baretta, Hunter, Riptide, Wiseguy, Silk Stockings and tons more. He never, ever recovered from the death of his son in Malibu. The kid was playing in a beach cave and was buried to death in sand. Everyone on Hero was sweet. Billy was in the original Pippin and the great Brian De Palma movie Carrie with John Travolta and Sissy Spacek, and his mom is Barbara Hale from Perry Mason fame, a wonderful movie star. Just lovely folks. I miss Stephen. Anyway, my agent told me last night someone is sniffing around to make The Greatest American Hero into a feature film. I cannot imagine. I may bring back my other old dregs, Solid Gold and Star Search. I guess everything old is new again.


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Dearest Readers, I have a confession to make. As you may or may not know, I have some major surgery coming up and, just in case I never come out of the anesthesia, I want to come clean. I have been raising money, online and at bicoastal benefits, for a double hip replacement. I have tearfully explained that “there is no drag queen union” and “I have no insurance,” blah blah blah. And people have been so generous with their time and money to help me. So much so, in fact, that I feel tremendous guilt—for lying to everyone. There is nothing wrong with my hips, except that they are indeed “childbearing” (in appearance only, of course). You see, I don’t need new hips, I need a new face. Let me explain. I am 49 years old. In Los Angeles drag queen/gay man years, that translates to roughly 112. My face is in worse shape than the Octomom’s vagina. My cheeks are sagging lower than Jennifer Aniston’s box office receipts. The bags under my eyes are bigger than Kim Kardashian’s ass. Yep, my face is just like Jay Leno’s monologue—tired and just not funny anymore. So I took drastic steps. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I made up a story about “genetic defects” and “bone-on-bone pain” and begged people for money so I could get a double hip replacement. I figured people would be more likely to donate to help keep me out of a wheelchair than to help finance a full facelift. I toyed with the idea of saying I had cancer, but that’s just so depressing. “Keep it light!” I thought to myself, and so hips it was. There is nothing quite as sad and pathetic as a crippled drag queen. I mean, being a big “man/lady clown” is bad enough, right? But one who has to drag a dead leg around is just plain tragic. So I started walking with a pronounced limp and occasionally wincing in pain. But most of the time I courageously gritted my teeth, put on a brave face and continued to

entertain the troops. Now the truth is out, and I have to face the ugly truth about my ugly face. Thanks to your generous contributions, I am getting it all done—eye job, nose job, cheek implants, face lift, lip enlargement, Botox, fillers and the mostneeded procedure of all, having my double chin/turkey waddle sucked out with a medical-grade Dyson vacuum cleaner! Do I feel bad? Yes. Will I look great? Yes! Is getting a gorgeous new face worth selling my soul? I’ll let you know. And while I’m being brutally honest, let me also admit that this, of course, is all a big stupid joke. That’s right— April Fools! I really gotcha, didn’t I? Are you laughing? Why aren’t you laughing? Don’t you get it? I’m not really getting cosmetic surgery! Isn’t that hilarious? That’s right—the pain is real, the limp is real and on April 18, I will be getting not one but two brand-spanking-new hips during a terrifying and expensive three-hour procedure. And that’s just the start! Then I will face months of recuperation and painful physical therapy. Yay! I can hardly wait! All joking aside, a huge thank you to everyone who has donated to my surgery fund. Thanks to everyone’s help, what once seemed downright impossible is well in its way to becoming a reality. I can’t wait to get back onstage with my two new hips and do a high kick that would put Candis Cayne to shame! Well, maybe a little “kickball change” that would make Liza Minnelli smile. OK, a spirited ‘n’ sassy shimmy/shake/shuffle combo that Betty White would no doubt appreciate. And on the off-chance you have not contributed and would like to, there is still time! You can find the website at giveforward.com/jackiebeathiphiphooray. Every little bit helps! Thank you. And for the handful of you who were thinking, “Thank God! That ancient old bitch is finally going to do something about that rotten old face of hers!” I am sincerely sorry for getting your hopes up and then disappointing you. Happy April Fools Day, everyone! APRIL 16, 2013

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"Wicked holds a dear place in my heart, and I can see wanting to do something like that someday. But they'd better hurry up before I get too old!" —Kristen Chenoweth says she'd love to do a reunion concert with the original Broadway cast of Wicked, which will celebrate its 10th anniversary on Broadway in October.

Betty White and Ed Asner

Audiences love a reunion. This has been one of the secrets of the success of the TV Land Awards, the one awards show that routinely orchestrates reunions of our favorite TV casts. Alas, it appears those celebrations are a thing of the past. A spokesperson for the network has announced there are no plans for a 2013 TV Land Awards. But that doesn't mean the network is any less committed to such reunions. The most successful show on TV Land is Hot in Cleveland, and it regularly features notable stars of yesteryear. We hear that the upcoming season will find Carol Burnett playing Wendie Malick's mother. Regular viewers of the show know that Tim Conway has already appeared as Betty White's beau. I'm told Conway will also turn up on that episode—wooing Burnett! That's just the beginning. The producers have come up with an idea that seemed impossible—a reunion of The Mary Tyler Moore Show (spurred, no doubt, by the terminal illness of Valerie Harper). In addition to the beloved Betty White (as Elka), Georgia Engel often guest stars as her friend, Mamie Sue. Last season, Ed Asner popped up pursuing an uninterested Elka, and the second season started with Elka in prison with Mary Tyler Moore as her cellmate—complete with her trademark "M" on the wall (the "M" was for "murder"). The show's fifth season will begin with Elka planning a reunion of her old bowling league, which includes Mamie Sue, Mary Tyler Moore as Diane, Cloris Leachman as Peg and Valerie Harper as Angie. This will be the first time all five ladies from The Mary Tyler Moore Show have acted together since the series finale in 1977. Taping is slated to take place on April 5, which is hopefully soon enough to ensure Harper's participation—and 68

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would be a lovely bookend to her career. Of course, I think it would be even better if the ladies caught the attention of a couple of guys bowling in the next lane— Ed Asner and Gavin McLeod. Just a suggestion. The new season begins June 19. Far more exciting to me is news that our own Adam Lambert will be participating in his first ever gay Pride festival. The lucky city to get this honor is Miami Beach, which is noteworthy since they are one of the newer Prides in the country (this is their fifth year). And by scheduling the celebration on April 14, they get

the jump on the usual June festivities. Of course, there will be loads of events leading up to the actual parade and festival—not to mention the presence of yours truly. All the details can be found at MiamiBeachGayPride.com. I just returned from spending a bit of time down in South Florida, which included attending the Winter Party Festival. This annual event is different from the various other parties throughout the country because it raises money and awareness for a nonprofit organization. The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force is celebrating its 40th year of service to our community, and the Winter Party was celebrating its 20th year. Of course, I fall somewhere in the middle—a position I specialize in. In addition to having a fabulous time, I was particularly impressed that most of the events were completely sold out in advance. Something to keep in mind for next year. Belinda Carlisle was a gay icon long before her sexy son James came out. In fact, she was a gay icon before James was even born! While her recorded output over the past decade has been sparse at best, she was coaxed into the studio to record a new single to be included on her

latest CD, Icon, a best-of compilation. "Sun" captures Babe at her full-tilt California girl best. I've heard so many arrangements of the song—a stripped-down acoustic version, the radio version, the dance remixes and the version Belinda sings in concert. I love them all. So will you. Check out the new CD, or just download the new single on Amazon or iTunes. Who had this week in the pool for when Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough would break up? How on Earth could this happen? Could Ryan no longer smile at premieres of terrible movies? Did Julianne get tired of answering the question, "What's Derek doing tonight?" Or did they both simply get tired of waiting for their wedding night to consummate their love— like our dancing bachelor, Sean Lowe, and his betrothed? These kind of arrangements tend to have a limited shelf-life. Just ask Tom Cruise. Every year I look forward to the annual STAGE event here in Los Angeles. STAGE stands for Southland Theatre Artists Goodwill Event, and this will be the 29th annual concert raising money for AIDS Project L.A. The concert attracts numerous Broadway legends to tackle something new, perform with favorite partners or simply recapture the magic of a live show. In other words, they are the TV Land Awards for theater. This year we expect some of the usual suspects: Carole Cook, Patrick Cassidy, Shirley Jones, Tyne Daly, Joely Fisher, Davis Gaines, Florence Henderson, Vicki Lewis, Patricia Morison, Valarie Pettiford, Andrew Rannells, Bruce Vilanch, Joanne Worley and oodles of others. Not only do you not want to miss it, you also won't want to miss me there. The concert takes place on Saturday, April 6, at the Saban Theater. You can get more details and tix at StageLA.com. This week, I got three different "Ask Billy" questions about the penis of three James Duke Mason and mom Belinda Carlisle

different men. Which do I choose? Do I go all "Sophie's Choice" and just pick one? Do I play King Solomon and cut them in half? Nah—I'm gonna bring you all three. But for reasons of space, I'll do it quickly and without reprinting the actual letters. Several people on my Fan Forum have asked about the story circulating that producers on Mad Men have asked Jon Hamm to please start wearing underwear. Apparently the tight-fitting wardrobe and his propensity for freeballing has created an issue. The fire was fueled by certain candid paparazzi shots clearly displaying his large appendage. I've shown 'em before, and I'll show 'em again—on BillyMasters.com. Nicholas Gonzalez

Next up is hunky actor Nicholas Gonzalez—best known to my readers for his work on Resurrection Blvd and Undressed. Larry in West Hollywood heard that he did some nude photos during his modeling days. Do I have them? Yes, I do. Are they hot? Yes, they are! And they're on my website. Lastly, Tom in D.C. wants to know if that's really Jamie Foxx's large penis in the infamous nude scene from Django Unchained. Since I haven't heard anyone talking about a prosthetic, it's either Jamie or a body double. To my expert eye, it sure looks like Jamie Foxx in that scene. Of course, I have a slight advantage since I've actually seen his penis—in a photo, of course. You can compare them for yourself on BillyMasters.com. When I can squeeze in three penises (my personal best), it's definitely time to end yet another column. Since this column was super-sized (much like Mr. Foxx), let me quickly remind you to check out BillyMasters.com—the site that never holds back! If you have something or someone you'd like me to investigate, send a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Seacrest announces he's dating Katie Holmes! So, until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's Bible.


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WEHO ROID RAGE I simply love it when y'all write in with your very own gossip. If you've got a secret or have witnessed a WeHo mishap, I'd love to hear about it, and I may just publish it! This week's email comes to us from “Alonso E.� on the Beverly Hills/WeHo border. And so we bring you his dish, subject line: WeHo Roid Rage! Dear Gossip Gay, I am not sure if this is gossip, but it's pretty damn funny. I was at the PowerZone in West Hollywood on Saturday after my workout at 24 Hour Fitness. It's part of my routine. I lift, I get a shake and then I sit outside at one of those metal tables and flip though magazines. Always Frontiers first! Last Saturday, I was doing just that, and there was a couple fighting outside very loudly. I know gay men fighting on Santa Monica Boulevard isn't anything new, but one of them was on one of those Logo vampire shows, and he was with a young guy. I'm not talking 25. I'm talking, like, 18! Their fight got so intense that the 18-year-old pushed the "star" onto the hood of a car and punched him in the stomach. Eventually the younger guy broke down into tears and ran into that parking garage. Like I said, I don't know if that is gossip or not, but I haven't seen a fight like that in years! Do I call that gossip? A faux-gay celebrity being pushed onto the hood (of what I can only imagine is a PT Cruiser) by his rent-boi?! Why, yes, I do! My only word of advice? Next time, lean in a little closer and get a few quotes for us! I am dying to know what all that kvetching was about! Drop me your at dirty little secrets m. .co queersay@hotmail r give I neve And don't worry, oat! up my deep thr y, go to For more Queersa eersay. Qu m/ .co FrontiersLA

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WEHO LIBRARY HONORED WITH ‘BEST OF YEAR’ AWARDS BY PAULO MURILLO The West Hollywood Library continues to receive accolades for its architecture and design. The LEED Goldcertified 32,000-square-foot structure has been awarded “Best of 2012,” and it's the winner of the Ralph B. McClure Craftsmanship Award by the Woodwork Institute. Woodwork Institute’s Archetype magazine announced the award in its most recent issue. The West Hollywood Library’s interior design was recognized for its notable millwork. The handmade bamboocoffered ceiling features floral patterned leaves, petals and vines. Another notable millwork is the Children’s Theatre, which reflects one of Michelangelo’s Renaissance design concepts. The millwork was fabricated by SMI Millwork. Established in 1951 by a progressive group of forward-thinking firms, the Woodwork Institute is a California nonprofit corporation that promotes a greater use of architectural millwork products throughout California. The Ralph B. McClure Craftsmanship Award Program is conferred by the Woodwork Institute’s public relations team and overseen by its board, honoring members for

their exceptional craftsmanship and installation of architectural millwork projects. The West Hollywood Library and Municipal Garage was also awarded the 2012 “Best of Year” award by Interior Design magazine in the Institutional Project/Library category this past December. The publication’s Editorin-Chief Cindy Allen and a jury of design leaders selected the winners. The announcement coincided with the magazine’s Best of Year issue. The library’s architect, Johnson Favaro, and interior designer, Carol Cabianica, were also recognized with the award. The West Hollywood Library has become one of the most popular libraries in the County of Los Angeles Public Library System. The hours of operation are Monday through Thursday from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.; Friday and Saturday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; closed on Sundays. Getting a library card is easy and free for permanent and temporary California residents. Library cards are valid for three years. For more information, visit colapublib.org/ libs/whollywood.

D O Y O U T H I N K T H E W E H O L I B R A R Y ' S W O O D W O R K I S A WA R D - W O R T H Y ? "Libraries are closing everywhere, so I think the WeHo library definitely deserves recognition, but what do you compare it to when you hand it an award for best design? Not many cities can afford this luxury. Check out the ceiling at the central library in Downtown L.A. and then ask me if our little library is award-worthy." —Chris Patton

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"I think the entire library is pretty cool. I like the structure and murals outside, so yeah, I think it's awardworthy. I personally would give it an award. It's a lot better than the old, depressing WeHo library that nobody except for maybe homeless people used." —Albert Martinez

Save the date: On Saturday, April 6, the City of West Hollywood is holding a community conversation about the City’s Housing Element from 9 a.m. to noon at the West Hollywood Park Auditorium, 647 N. San Vicente Blvd. Residents, tenants, landlords and social service providers have the opportunity to learn about the Housing Element Update Process and discuss the goals and policies for the Draft Housing Element Update 2013-2021. The Housing Element update is a policy guide that provides an indication of the need for housing in the community in terms of availability, affordability and adequacy of housing. It serves as a strategy to address housing needs across the economic and social spectrum. Law requires that cities and counties update housing elements every eight years. WeHo recently adopted an updated housing element for 2008-2014 in September 2011 as part of the General Plan 2035. However, it must now adopt an updated housing element for the next cycle period of October 2013 through October 2021. Attendees will also discuss the city’s housing goals and policies. Public input will be gathered and delivered to the city council and planning commissions for a joint study session in May. To RSVP, contact Laura Schoonover, lschoonover@weho.org, or call (323) 848-6323.

SPEAK OUT "Technology puts everything at our fingertips, so not many people go to libraries these days, but if you decide to go to a library for whatever reason, I think the structure should be as beautiful as the one we have in West Hollywood. A library should inspire you to come back, so that in itself deserves an award." —Alexi Vinnik


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‘FALSETTOS’ PRODUCTION CANCELED FOR NOW BY GREG HERNANDEZ Theatre Out, Orange County's gay and lesbian theater company, has had to cancel its production of the musical Falsettos—at least for now. The first full-length musical to tackle the AIDS crisis head-on, Tony Awardwinning Falsettos examines family dynamics and love in the age of Ronald Reagan and ignorance.

The show went into rehearsals in early February and had been scheduled to open on April 13 and run through May 11. Falsettos, under the direction of Jason Holland and musical director Stephen Hulsey, was to have been the first production performed in a new venue at 402 W. 4th Street in Santa Ana’s Artist Village. “We are sad to report that Falsettos will not be opening as scheduled due to construction delays in our new 72

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venue," the theatre states on its Facebook page. "If you have purchased tickets for Falsettos, a refund will be issued." Theatre Out co-founder and producer Joey Baital had described the new venue as “a gem” that would impress regular patrons with the new look and feel that is to include a new layout and seating arrangement. It is supposed to offer many new amenities, including easy access to adjacent restaurants as well as reserved seating. Theatre Out presents works by gay and lesbian playwrights, as well as pieces about the gay and lesbian community, and strives to explore both the classics that shaped LGBT history and new works that are continuing to form, examine and reshape LGBT culture. It's not yet known if Falsettos will be rescheduled. The theater group presented the musical [title of show] earlier this year. After the run of Falsettos, it has productions of the comedy Swimming in the Shallows, the drama The Dying Gaul, the comedy Sordid Lives and the musical Kiss of the Spider Woman. The number to the Theatre Out box office has changed and is now (714) 220-7069.


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MISS COCO PERU BRINGS HER BALLS TO LONG BEACH BY GREG HERNANDEZ Drag legend Coco Peru (aka Clinton Leupp) is giving a benefit performance of her latest show, She's Got Balls, on April 13 to raise some major money for Team Long Beach's AIDS/LifeCycle efforts. Miss Peru, whose film credits include Trick, Girls Will Be Girls and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar, has her own unique brand of humor that has made her one-woman shows sellouts in Los Angeles, San Francisco and, of course, in New York City, where she first became a hit in the cabaret world of the early ‘90s. While Lily Tomlin has described her as “one of the last great storytellers,” Coco describes herself on her Facebook page as “Drag Queen/Monologist/World Savior.” The new show, which debuted last fall in New York City, was inspired by something the performer's mother recently shared with her—at 86, she no longer cared about what people thought about her and finally feels free to say whatever the hell she feels like saying. The sassy and outspoken Coco figures, why wait? So she will have the "balls" to share some things she normally wouldn't share onstage, including reflecting on such things as summers spent on a nude beach with her husband, Rafael, who, she is always sure to remind audiences, is from Spain. The show is a comical and poignant blend of monologue, song and multimedia and also includes such topics as

her early childhood dreams of being a stripper, her crush on the Creature from the Black Lagoon, why she left her beloved hometown of New York City and her love/hate relationship with Facebook. Coco laments that when she started doing drag in the ‘90s, she would spraypaint her name on sidewalks in stencil, trying to create a buzz. Now the younger drag queens have the internet or can be discovered on RuPaul's Drag Race. The show will start at 8 p.m. on Saturday, April 13, at the Ernest Borgnine Theater in Long Beach. There will be a VIP Reception at 6 p.m. and a cocktail hour for all ticketholders at 7 p.m. Both receptions will feature a cash bar. Tickets are currently available and can be ordered at MissCocoinLongBeach.brownpapertickets.com Advance purchase of tickets is strongly suggested, since Miss Peru's engagements often sell out, as did a four-night run in February at the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center's Renberg Theatre. Team Long Beach hopes the event will raise $25,000 to support AIDS and HIV health, testing, education and prevention services. “We couldn’t be happier that Miss Coco has agreed to help us raise these crucial funds to fight this insidious disease, and we are really looking forward to a wonderful evening of entertainment,” said Melinda Elmer, AIDS/LifeCycle participant and captain of Team Long Beach. APRIL 16, 2013

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TRUMAN CAPOTE COMES TO THE DESERT BY JAMES F. MILLS

Actor/writer Chuck Yates has been studying author Truman Capote on YouTube for the past few months. He’s been watching old interviews with Johnny Carson, Dick Cavett, Barbara Walters, news shows and more, trying to get inside the head of the openly gay man who became a celebrity in the 1960s thanks to writing the novella Breakfast at Tiffany’s and the true crime novel In Cold Blood. All that studying is about to come to fruition when Yates takes the stage as Capote in the one-man show Tru, which plays April 19-28 at the Annenberg Theater in the Palm Springs Art Museum. “He was colorful and complex,” says Yates, an Alabama native who moved to Palm Springs five years ago. “The play is adapted from his own words and writings, so it’s a very witty play.” Tru is set at Christmas 1975 in Capote’s apartment in Manhattan’s United Nations Plaza. Esquire magazine has just published an excerpt of his unfinished novel, Answered Prayers, and his

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socialite friends have turned their backs on him because of the thinly veiled versions of them in that excerpt. “He’s alone, bitter and depressed, drinking, taking pills, musing on his life,” says Yates. “It’s a very dark period in his life, but it’s quite entertaining.” In addition to his wit and writing, Capote is best remembered as a short, funny-looking man with effeminate mannerisms and a high-pitched voice. Yates isn’t trying to get those mannerisms and that voice down perfectly, just an approximation of them. “He was his own unique person. Certainly the mannerisms and voice were a part of him, and I’ll try to capture that without it turning into a caricature,” says Yates, noting that neither Robert Morse, who won a Tony for his performance in Tru, nor Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who won an Oscar for playing him in Capote, tried to mimic the voice or mannerisms precisely. Yates saw Morse’s performance of Tru in 1989, when it debuted on


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Broadway, and fell in love with the play. “I was too young to play the part at the time, but it was something I put in the back of my mind that I wanted to do one day,” says Yates, who went on to write TV sitcoms including Caroline and the City and the first two seasons of Dharma & Greg. Tru is being put on by Coyote StageWorks, only the sixth theater company granted the rights to perform the show since its premiere. The play marks a departure for the

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four-year-old Coyote StageWorks, a troupe best known for comedies. “When we started in 2009, it was the middle of the recession and I thought people needed to laugh, so we did comedies,” says Yates, one of seven founding members. “We’ve been very fortunate that people have liked what we’ve done. Now it’s time to expand beyond comedies. And this is a fantastic play to be our first drama.” coyotestageworks.org


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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND BY JAMES F. MILLS Broadway star Christine Ebersole may not be a diva on the scale of Patti LuPone or Bernadette Peters, but she will forever have a place among Broadway greats thanks to the musical Grey Gardens. Ebersole won a Tony award for her portrayal of Big Edie and Little Edie in that quirky musical about a dysfunctional mother and daughter who fall out of the socialite world into isolation in their Hamptons’ mansion. While the Edies may be isolated, Ebersole is busier than ever. Come Saturday, April 13, Coachella Valley audiences can catch her in concert as she performs at the Annenberg Theater in the Palm Springs Art Museum. She’s back by popular demand after selling out last year’s show. Expect her to sing a healthy dose of standards as well as a nice selection of Stephen Sondheim songs, plus, of course, songs from Grey Gardens. "Ms. Ebersole's performance is one of the most gorgeous ever to grace a musical," said Ben Brantley of the New York Times about her performance in Grey Gardens. Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Times said, “A tour de force that will go down as one of the most vivid musical performances in recent years.”

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Raised in Winnetka, Ill., the 60year-old Ebersole tried her hand at movies, appearing in Amadeus, Tootsie, Richie Rich and others. She also has numerous television credits to her name, including a year-long stint on Saturday Night Live in 1981-82 and a stint on 198689 sitcom The Cavanaughs, plus numerous guest-starring roles over the years. Soap fans may remember her as the ditzy Maxie McDemott on One Life to Live. But it’s the stage where she’s seen her biggest success. She won her first Tony playing Dorothy Brock in the 2001 revival of 42nd Street, plus has Gore Vidal’s The Best Man, Steel Magnolias, Blithe Spirit and Dinner at Eight on her résumé from the last 15 years. Ironically, Ebersole only returned to stage after her agents told her she was “over the hill” for TV parts. “I left Hollywood when they told me I was over the hill, and now I’m standing here with this most distinguished award for what I consider to be the role of a lifetime,” she said while accepting her Tony for Grey Gardens. “I’m over the hill in the role of a lifetime! I consider this to be very encouraging.” psmuseum.org


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A stalker is a person who pursues prey stealthily. If we can personify HIV, it is a stalker. It is stalking our community undercover. We never know when it is going to strike, but we know it is there. And, much like any menace that can't be seen and strikes at will when we least expect it, it creates terror. We wonder who will be next— will it be me? When you live under the threat of any terror long enough, you begin to adapt to it. The human mind makes accommodations for conditions that it cannot control. We have lived under the threat of HIV for more than 30 years. Generations have grown up not knowing anything different than a world stalked by HIV. We have developed defense mechanisms that allow us to cope with the threat. Denial is a means by which we decide that something is not going to happen to us, or we simply put the whole idea of it out of our conscious minds. Denial is a mixed bag. Without denial we would be overwhelmed with all of the bad things that could happen to us today or tomorrow. We could not enjoy our lives if we thought about diseases we could catch, economic hardships we might face or emotional tur-

My drinking increased when I found out in 2005 about my HIVpositive status, because drinking kept me going and helped me to cope with the shame, stigma and discrimination that surround a person when he or she becomes HIV-positive. I couldn’t tell anyone, because I was afraid of rejection. Later, when I was introduced to crystal meth, I felt indestructible, and I thought nothing could hurt me. I was very wrong—I was killing myself, because I wasn’t eating or taking care of myself or taking my HIV medications. I still have vivid images of that Monday morning in October 2007 when my life was about to change. I got arrested right in front of my job. I hit the sidewalk with my car, and that caught the attention of a police officer. I willingly confessed to him and showed him that I had a small bag of crystal meth and a pipe with me, but when he tried to put the handcuffs on me, it set off a paranoid attack that I couldn’t control. I just started screaming and trying to somehow resist being arrested. Then the parking lot became filled with police cars, and an ambulance was called. I was making such a big scene that day that I had to be pepper-sprayed to calm down. Once I got under control, I was taken to the hospital, where I was going to be treated for dehydration and lack of potassium. I remember how

The stalker HIV is a real and present danger. The only way to avoid it is to consciously stay away from dangerous situations where you can get trapped. WITH MICHAEL WEINSTEIN When you are drunk and/or high, you President of AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) are vulnerable. You may literally not president@aidshealth.org — aidshealth.org PHOTO: GREG GORMAN know where you are or what you are doing. Sometimes being in love is the most dangerous place of all. I trust him, therefore I won't protect myself. Or, you can think, I want him so bad I will take the risk, thinking either that you will dodge the bullet, the danger makes it more exciting or that the consequences of getting infected aren't that bad. moil we might experience. Denial allows us to appreWhether you have personally avoided the stalker ciate all of the wonderful things life has to offer in or not, we know what a danger this stalker is to our this moment. community. As time goes by, more and more people On the other hand, denial often causes us to take we know have been assaulted by HIV. Now they— unnecessary risks. Having grown up as a streetwise and we as their loved ones—adjust to the trauma kid from New York, I know my way around a lot of and try their best to normalize it. Stalkers get stopped situations. Yet people I knew got mugged in New when an entire community is on the alert and comYork on the second day they were there. In my extenmitted to stopping them. It isn't clear that we have sive travels around the world, I am aware there are that commitment as a community yet. Until we do, places you don't go and things you don't do in order the stalker will continue to attack the people we to stay safe. love most.

STALKER

BY ENRIQUE COTTON

to do sober. I accept myself for who I am, an HIV-positive, gay, Latin man who is not afraid or ashamed to speak about his experience with alcohol and crystal meth. Today I get to be a member of a 12-step program, a member of my local chapter of PFLAG, a volunteer in my local health department and a volunteer for The Tweakers Project, which advocates information, education and support for a simple, sober life for those with the disease of addiction. Recovery has not been an easy path. I have learned that what keeps me going is not the comfort of being in one place but the ability to get out of my comfort zone and still feel comfortable and sober about it. Today I get to be a member of a society that strives for equality and works to eliminate stigma and stereotype while supporting those who are still struggling with acceptance and understanding of the diseases of alcoholism and addiction. ___________________________

A PATH FOR MY ADDICTION AND RECOVERY my body quickly sucked up those bags of IV fluids. When I was handcuffed to that hospital bed, I was crying inside and out, asking for help. Asking, why me? Why none of my friends, or people that had tried to rescue me before? I thought I was abandoned, and I started blaming everyone and building resentments toward every single person I knew. However, today I think of my experience of going to jail and almost getting deported from this country simply as something that helped me to open my eyes and see what I was doing to myself. Today I am very thankful for every single person who has intervened in my emotional, physical and psychological recovery, and those who have helped me to work on my sobriety. Today I get to do things that I never thought

Enrique Cotton is a meth addict and alcoholic in recovery who volunteers for the LGBT community and organizations like The Tweakers Project, the local PFLAG chapter, and the local health department, and he is studying to become a nurse and currently applying for permanent residence.

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WITH AARON SAVVY, ACSM Certified Trainer

FITNESS Q & A I cannot seem to get my eating under control to lose weight. Suggestions? —Tyler, Culver City As a fitness trainer and nutrition junkie, all of my clients not only lose weight fast and safely, but they are replacing fat with lean muscle. A lack of education and understanding about how the body works can put anyone into a spiral state of despair and hopelessness. What we consume ultimately results in 80 percent of how our body is going to look. The other 20 percent is what we do on the physical level—weight training, cardio, cycling, swimming, etc. If you’re one of the many that has tried every diet in the book, listen up. First and foremost, I want you to scratch the word “diet” and replace it with “nutritional plan.” When we think diet, we have a tendency to think of starvation and eating very little. A nutritional plan is eating clean, wholesome foods— lean meats, vegetables, grains and healthy fats (almonds, flaxseed oil and olive oil). The minute we wake up, we want to make sure we fuel our body within 30 minutes of starting our day. Skipping breakfast will not only make us sluggish and tired, but our metabolism will slow down, holding on to every calorie, resulting in increased body fat. I suggest having 20-30 grams of protein in the morning. Whether it’s eggs or a protein shake, the protein will start to activate your metabolism. When we want to lose weight, we have a tendency not to eat carbohydrates. But carbohydrates are not the enemy— sugars, saturated fats and sodium are what we need to be cautious of. When we decrease consumption of carbohydrates, our bodies’ energy (glucose) levels drop, resulting in sluggishness and lack of energy, and our clear thinking diminishes. With that said, I suggest carbing up early, leaving the latter part of the day

to consume only protein and vegetables. We want to make sure that throughout the day we are eating small-portionsized meals every three hours. This will keep our metabolism active and allow our body to burn calories at an accelerated rate. I would use 3 or 4 p.m. as a cut-off point for consuming carbs. Now, some carbohydrates are better than others. I suggest consuming a sweet potato over a baked potato, and brown rice over white rice. Oatmeal is also a great carbohydrate. When we fuel our bodies with healthy carbs in the early part of the day, we’re igniting our metabolism, we have the energy to get us through our workday and we’ll have the energy to do our workout, whether it’s first thing in the morning or in the evening. There is no need to carb-load in the evening. I promise if you apply this principle, not only will you notice a drop in body fat, but you’ll notice an increase in your energy level. As a fitness trainer, I highly recommend taking a minimum of three to four days a week to engage in some sort of physical exercise. Five days is even better! In closing, I want to stress that our bodies are mostly made up of protein and water. We want to fuel our body with an even balance of protein, carbohydrates, vegetables, healthy fats and water! Water is not only a diuretic, but more importantly is the lifeline in allowing our body to live and function. I suggest consuming no less than two liters of water per day. For more active people, I suggest consuming a gallon of water throughout the day.

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TACKLING THE MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK Over and over, I hear people criticizing others for the choices they make in life. "They shouldn't have done that! They should have done this!" Basically, people love to ‘Monday morning quarterback’ and take those moments to ‘should’ on those whom they perceive made the wrong choices.

Dr. Greg Cason is a licensed psychologist based in West Hollywood, specializing in cognitive therapy with individuals and couples, both gay and straight. He can be contacted at (310) 652-0031.

Not surprisingly, I've been getting some of that as well. As people watch the heavily edited version of my life played back on Bravo, I get a lot of support and cheering on for things I did on the show— and I have received harsh criticism and concern about, well, other things I did on the show. It’s almost as if people are watching my life unfold in real time, but like a Monday morning replay of a Sunday afternoon football game, that part of my life has already been played and there is nothing I can do at this point to change it. And believe me, this frustrates me too. So this made me wonder: Why do we ‘Monday morning quarterback’? Now, I know what some of you are thinking—"I'm gay, I don't watch football!" To which I would answer that you are generalizing, because some gay men do watch and love football. And besides, who doesn't like a good tight end? But I digress. The technical name for ‘Monday morning quarterbacking’ is called "Hindsight Bias." (I know, again with talking about hinds!) The problem with hindsight bias is that it can lead you to unfairly judge another person (or team) for their actions, when they may have made an honest—even unavoidable—mistake. Yes, a genuine mistake.

When we look at those who committed an action we disapprove of, we often can think of several other options that would have led to a better outcome (or so we think). If the team had only done one of those play thingies, they most certainly would have gotten the extra touchdown to win the game. If Janet Jackson had not been doing tequila shooters with Justin Timberlake after an afternoon of going through the bargain bin at the local TJ Maxx when she suddenly proclaimed “I have a great idea,” she wouldn't have had a wardrobe malfunction. And if I had known that so many people would be upset that I had lunch with my father on my reality show, I probably would have had dinner. The reason people ‘Monday morning quarterback’ is simple—they already know the outcome. They know how things turned out, so they get an inflated sense of their own foresight and claim they saw it coming. All the while, as these after-the-face experts are using their Hindsight Bias, they are neglecting the confusion and the fog that may have steered the other person to the series of decisions that led to that unfortunate outcome. Just think of the Oscars. If you filled out one of those Oscar ballots at a home party, then you got to see in vivid detail that you weren't as insightful as you thought. But if you're at the same party and don't fill one out,

you may be tempted to think you would have guessed more winners than you actually would have. Once the envelope has been opened, we forget about the wrong answer and gravitate toward what we now know is the right one. According to a recent study by Colin Camerer and Shinsuke Shimojo in the online journal Psychological Science, hindsight bias likely stems from the fact that when given new information, the brain tends to file away the old data and ignore it. Once we know the outcome of a decision or event, we can't easily retrieve those now old and incorrect files, so we can't accurately evaluate something after the fact. So there you go—none of us is really that smart until we know the outcome of the event. Thus, you will continue to have football teams make the wrong plays, singers losing their tops (or at least claiming it was a mistake when they thought it would be a good idea at the time) and people like me on Bravo reality shows stepping in poop and then having it repeated on a loop 100 times over before they can scrape it off their metaphorical shoe. So the next time you are tempted to tell somebody what they should have done in a situation that did not turn out well, put your hand on that person's back and tell them the painful truth—"If I had been in that situation, I probably would have done the same thing too."

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AN ARGUMENT FOR BUTTON-FLY JEANS BY JIM LARKINS The term “zipper entrapment” would draw a cringe from even the strongest of men. But for a large sector of the male population, an overzealous quick zip after a trip to the urinal has resulted in a subsequent trip to the emergency room. The problem has no doubt been around since 1913, when the zipper was invented and the marriage between this modern convenience and trousers came about. But not until the last decade was this plight of the impatient pisser investigated on a large scale. According to a study published this month in the British Journal of Urology by Herman Singh Bagga, a University of California San Francisco urology resident, an estimated 17,616 people were rushed to the ER between 2002 and 2012 because they caught their genitals (mostly penises) in zippers. The study relied on information from the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, which collects data on such injuries throughout the U.S. Zippers are second only to bicycles as a means for penile injuries in adult males, explains Bagga. While permanent damage is not all that common, meat-grinding zipper incidents have resulted in surgical interventions such as undesired circumcisions. More commonly, though, are infections. A great deal of bacteria can be found in the area, so if the skin breaks, of course this becomes an immediate

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