Introducing... The world famous, quintuple prize winning, sextuple record setting, 69+2 years celebrating… TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, jumbotron flashing, Fountain splashing, joke rehashing, button mashing, joke rehashing… Stealth bnad stalking, imposter bnad mocking, gradball shocking, con hall rocking, Hangover Regretting, Professor Upsetting, Rumor Spreading, DRUMSTICK FORGETTING, Pop machine filling, ready and willing, crown royal swilling, yo we just chillin’... Beast displacing, cult embracing, LED stripping, Diet Coke shipping, CN tower ascending, peace and quiet ending, Cannon defending, many patents pending, Mixtape Dropping, Hookup Blocking, Bnad Room Dusting, Pant Combusting, Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, this introduction is tiring… UTSU bouncer banning, Email inbox spamming, instrument practice jamming, somehow still standing?!?! Seven-year-old scotch decanting, ALL NUDE ALL THE TIME!!! Snowball fight fighting, CUPE strike striking, rant memorization FAILING!!! Vanier cup rejecting, premier beer selectin’, Godiva resurrecting, tastes good with pectin, stairs falling, campus police calling, out-of-control balling, trololololing, funeral enthralling, boobyballing, LGMBear mauling, shelf installing... Bnadmageddon reviving, Tbog trip driving, Vitamin water imbibing, Argos game jiving, Yonge Street Cruising,,Varsity Bluesing, Rum-and-coke oozing, ear drum bruising, Pride parade priding, traffic abiding, trombone sliding, moustache riding...
Note nailing, scale scaling, song wailing, music bailing, Episkopon crashing, cymbal bashing, drywall patching, colour matching... Queen’s golden showering, sourpuss souring, Gin devouring, FROSH EMPOWERING... CN Tower, Skydome, Eaton Centre, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Centre, University Fair, Varsity Stadium, Skulenite, Spadina Streetcar and Sheppard Subway opening...
AND SUBWAY CLOSING ...
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What up Astronauts! Here at the Toike Oike (“Toy-key Oyk” or just “Toyk”), we specialize in fantastic jokes, “absolutely real” news reports, and so much more. Think that you’re destined to create funny and satirical newspaper content? We here at the Toike Oike think that we are exactly the club for you! Also, we have a sword, like a real one. Don’t listen to what anyone else says - it’s sharp as fuck. Some examples of our “meticulously fact-checked news reports” from this past year include superheroes, farming, and even politics! To read these and other riveting articles, you can pick up copies of the Toike Oike at newsstands all across UofT, or check us out online at toike.skule.ca.
The Toike Oike started over a century ago, and has since been a mainstay of UofT as the only printed satirical newspaper here. Every month new issues keep engineers laughing and wanting more. On top of reading, Toikes also tend to get used as both a fantastic building material, to keeping paint off tables, to “Toiking” your friends! What’s Toiking, you ask? Well, dear reader, that’s a mystery to be solved very soon when you get your hands on your first issue of the Toike. Still not sold? You should check out our website: toike.skule.ca. There, you can read extra articles not printed, and old issues you might have missed! When you get a chance, sign up for our mailing list (On our website above or you can send me an email at toike@skule.ca). Look out for our very first idea meeting in September! We’re always looking for people who can write articles, create graphics, or even make comics! See you there! Parker Johnston, ECE 2T2 Toike Oike Editor-in-Chief 2T0-2T1
THE CANNON SkuleTM’s Newspaper Since 1978
FROSH HANDBOOK
The Only News in Space! ALYSON ALLEN Cannon Editor-in-Chief Hello 2T4s and welcome to SkuleTM! The Cannon is SkuleTM’s serious newspaper -we try to cover everything that the typical UofT engineer may have an interest in. We write about mental health, tips for the school year, opinion pieces about changes at UofT, and provide updates on some local or global news. We love sharing different types of content - so there’s always something interesting to read about! If you’re interested in writing for us, no previous experience is necessary! Our team of editors will gladly edit your work to improve your skills and share your articles with the SkuleTM community! It’s a great way to combine writing and creativity outside of your academics. Not interested in writing? We have equally important roles in other areas of the club, such as
cannon@skule.ca facebook.com/cannon.news cannon.skule.ca Our Logo and Social Media Channels CREDIT: THE CANNON
photography, graphics and more! Whether or not you want to join the paper, make sure to read our newest edition at our website and follow our social media platforms to keep updated! Many of our current articles are about first year and F!rosh week! We wish you the best of luck in your first
year! We hope you have amazing, new, and fun experiences and get involved in the with what you’re passionate about! If you’re interested in joining, feel free to either email or message us! Writefully yours, The Cannon Team
ENGINEERING STORES
Located at the centre of the SkuleTM galaxy (also known as “The Pit”), the Engineering Stores will be your one-stop shop for all things SkuleTM.
To help you launch successfully into your First Year and beyond, we will provide you with all your textbooks, calculators, and other essential stationary at the lowest price around! We are also the best source for any other SkuleTM or affiliated club swag including t-shirts, toques, and the almighty SkuleTM bucket hat. Once you complete flight training (aka first year), you can pick up your engineering space gear which includes a leather jacket and coveralls. And don’t forget to decorate them with any of our out-of-this world patches! Visit our website to check out some of the awesome products we offer and come visit us in September to meet our incredible team and get some tips to make it into orbit. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook to be sure never to miss out on exciting giveaways, new products and deals! Best of luck on your mission, Tak Jariwala and Noah Guerin Engineering Stores Managers 2T0-2T1 @uoftengstores
www.facebook.com/uoftengstores/
www.stores.skule.ca
Blue & Gold Committee
Do you like tools? Are you passionate about wood? Do you love having a good time? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Blue & Gold Committee is the committee for you!
What do we do? That’s a great question. We don’t know exactly how to answer this, so we broke our responsibilities down into two components: Tools: Did someone say tools? Here at the Blue & Gold Committee we love tools. In fact, we love 'em so much we got an entire room filled with them. If you’re ever working on a project and find yourself in need of some tools, send us a message or fill out the form on our website (blueandgold.skule.ca). Never touched a drill before or just wanna brush up on your skills? Luckily for you we run workshops dedicated to YOU throughout the year, like Tools 101. Social: We also foster a greater sense of community within Skule™. We plan a ton of social and spirit events throughout the year, including Godiva Week (the best week of the year). What is Godiva Week? Godiva Week is the first week of second semester and it’s full of traditions, competitions, games, and of course, BEvERages. It’s like F!rosh Week, only better (don’t tell the Orientation Committee). How can you get involved? Our events are a open to everyone, all you gotta do is show up! The easiest way to stay up to date is to like us on Facebook (fb.me/BlueAndGoldCommittee) and follow us on Instagram (@bngcommittee). We’re also looking to have a couple 2T4 F!rosh Execs on the committee, so stay tuned for applications. If you ever have any questions or just wanna chat, you can shoot us a message on Facebook, Instagram, or email us at blueandgold@skule.ca. Yours truly, Nathan Coelho (ECE 2T2) Sophia Mazzonna (ECE 2T2 T1) Blue & Gold Chairs 2T0-2T1