CRACK UP’S Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said.
“I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach.” ________________________
“I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here.” _________________________
A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.
“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the “Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is.” doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man “Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, a $250 bill. “I am twying to west.” _______________________ “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab up the snail and throws it as far as he can. test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.” ________________________ A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all A man was driving down the road when a policeman about?” stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the _______________________ man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose. The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong “Whoa, what happened, Carl?” Max asked. to me.” “I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied. “What?” Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. Carl replied, “There was in this one!” arl replied, “There was in this one!” www.FullThrottle-Magazine.com Page
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