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Toby Gossett & his 1953 Indian Chief with Ms. Kitty
CRACK UP'S
An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. ___________________________
Things I overheard at my health club: "I'm only taking this class so I don't eat for an hour."
"Who knew 40 years of neglect would have repercussions?" "Does this body make me look fat?"
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If it was a blustery day, you could surely hear my dad remark, "It was so windy today, I had to wrinkle my forehead and screw my cap on to keep it there!"
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When I was 12, my father told me a terrible story that had ahappened at the gas station that day. "I was pumping gas when I noticed this small dog licking up a puddle of gasoline off the ground," he said, "All of a sudden, the poor thing started running around the car as fast as he could. He kept running and running around until he finally just dropped to the ground right in front of me."
I gasped, "Oh no. Was he dead?" Dad shook his head. "No, he just ran out of gas." Dad was quite pleased with himself over that one.
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WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis.
A priest buys a lawn mower at a yard sale. Back home, he pulls on the starter rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the yard sale and tells the previous owner, "I can't get the mower to start!" "That's because you have to curse to get it started," says the man. "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse." "You keep pulling on that rope, and it'll come back to you." ___________________________
When I was a proofreader, I shared with my coworkers this example to illustrate how writing can skew based on gender: A professor wrote on the blackboard, "Woman without her man is nothing." The students were then instructed to insert the proper punctuation. The men wrote, "Woman, with her man, is nothing." The women wrote, "Woman! without her, man is nothing."
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I was admiring my aunt's necklace when she surprised me by announcing, "I'm leaving it to you in my will." I was overjoyed, perhaps too much. "Oh!" I shouted. "I'm looking forward to that!"
As my two sons were climbing into the back seat of our car. Eric, five, yelled, "I call the left side!" That didn't sit well with Ron, four, "No, I want the left side!" "I want the left side!" "No, I want the left side!" Intervening, I said, "Since Eric is older, he can have the left side." "Thanks, Dad!" said Eric. "Which side is left?"
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Headlines from the Seattle Post Intelligencer: "Mom Warns Son to 'Watch out for Idiots,' RearEnds His Motorcycle."
Navigation and Headset
Welcome back full throttle readers! It’s now July and the summer heat is here. Summer is the time for cross country road trips, group rides and some lucky ones are planning their trip to Sturgis! Harley Davidson has Two new products this year that can help a lot with increasing navigating that ride and communicating with fellow riders.
The New Harley-Davidson Embedded Navigation: A Revolution in Biker Tech
Harley-Davidson has long been a symbol of freedom and the open road, evoking images of endless highways and breathtaking landscapes. Now, with the introduction of their new embedded navigation system, the iconic motorcycle manufacturer is set to redefine the riding experience for the modern biker.
The embedded navigation system integrates seamlessly with Harley-Davidson's latest range of motorcycles, embodying the perfect fusion of cutting-edge technology and timeless design. This system is more than just a GPS; it's a comprehensive suite of features designed to enhance every aspect of the ride.
At the heart of the new navigation system is its user-friendly interface. Harley-Davidson understands that bikers need to keep their focus on the road, so the system is designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind. The high-resolution touchscreen is glove-friendly, ensuring that riders can interact with the system without having to remove their gear. Intuitive controls and voice commands offer additional layers of convenience, allowing bikers to access essential information without distraction.
Advanced Navigation Features
The navigation system provides real-time traffic updates, ensuring riders can avoid congestion and find the quickest routes to their destinations. It also includes turn-by-turn directions, which are displayed both visually and through audio cues in the helmet, keeping riders informed without having to constantly glance down at the screen.
One of the standout features is the detailed map coverage, which includes not only major roads and highways but also scenic routes and off-the-beaten-path trails that are often favored by Harley enthusiasts. Routes configured on the Harley-Davidson® Ride Planner website can be quickly and easily transferred to the embedded navigation system using the H-D™ App. This encourages exploration and adventure, staying true to the brand’s spirit.
The new navigation system offers seamless connectivity with smartphones through Bluetooth, allowing riders to receive calls, messages, and even stream music without compromising safety. Integration with Harley-Davidson's app enables riders to plan their routes ahead of time, share their rides with friends, and keep track of their journey statistics. This connectivity ensures that the navigation system is not just a standalone feature, but part of a larger, interconnected riding ecosystem.
Additionally, the system includes emergency features such as automatic location sharing in case of a breakdown, ensuring help is never far away. This level of safety integration underscores Harley-Davidson's commitment to rider well-being
Headset Upgrades
The introduction of the new embedded navigation system marks a significant mile stone for Harley-Davidson. By embracing modern technology while preserving the essence of what makes their motorcycles special, Harley-Davidson is paving the way for a new generation of riders. This innovation ensures that the journey is as exhilarating and enjoyable as the destination, reaffirming Harley-Davidson's place at the forefront of motorcycle design and technology.
As bikers hit the open road with this new system, they can look forward to not just a ride, but an enhanced adventure, enriched by the perfect blend of tradition and innovation. Harley-Davidson Packtalk Edge: Elevating the Riding Experience with Advanced Communication.
The latest addition to the lineup is the Harley-Davidson Packtalk Edge, a state-of-the-art communication system designed to keep riders connected, informed, and entertained while on the go. This advanced device promises to revolutionize group riding and solo adventures alike.
The Packtalk Edge is built on the acclaimed Cardo Packtalk platform, renowned for its robust communication capabilities. This Harley-Davidson edition brings a host of features tailored specifically for the needs of motorcycle enthusiasts. At the core of the Packtalk Edge is the Dynamic Mesh Communication (DMC) technology, which allows seamless and stable connectivity between up to 15 riders over a range of up to 1.6 kilometers. Unlike traditional Bluetooth systems, DMC provides an adaptive network that remains intact even if riders move in and out of range, ensuring uninterrupted communication throughout the ride.
Audio quality is crucial for effective communication and an enjoyable riding experience. The Packtalk Edge is equipped with JBL speakers, delivering crystal-clear sound and powerful bass. Whether you're listening to music, receiving GPS directions, or communicating with fellow riders, the audio performance is exceptional, even at high speeds. The noise-canceling microphone ensures that voice commands and conversations are clear, cutting through wind and road noise effortlessly.
The Packtalk Edge features a user-friendly interface with large, easily accessible buttons that can be operated with gloves on. Voice activation further enhances safety and convenience, allowing riders to control the system hands-free. Commands such as "Hey Cardo" enable riders to make calls, adjust volume, and switch between music tracks without taking their eyes off the road or their hands off the handlebars.
Modern riders expect their devices to integrate seamlessly with their digital lives. The Packtalk Edge offers full Bluetooth connectivity, allowing it to pair with smartphones, GPS devices, and other Bluetooth-enabled gadgets. Riders can receive calls, listen to music, and access navigation instructions directly through the Packtalk Edge. Additionally, the device supports music sharing, so riders can enjoy their favorite tunes together.
Enhancing Group Rides
One of the most exciting aspects of the Packtalk Edge is its potential to enhance group rides. With DMC technology, riders can communicate effortlessly, share route information, and coordinate stops without the need for complex setups or frequent re-pairing. This fosters a sense of camaraderie and makes group riding safer and more enjoyable.
The Harley-Davidson Packtalk Edge represents a significant leap forward in motorcycle communication technology. By combining advanced features, superior audio quality, and rugged durability, it enhances every aspect of the riding experience. Whether you're cruising solo or leading a pack of fellow Harley enthusiasts, the Packtalk Edge ensures you stay connected and focused on the thrill of the ride. With this innovative system, Harley-Davidson continues to lead the way in creating unforgettable journeys on the open road.
