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Revisiting Agent 47’s finest murders in Hitman: Blood Money
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Taking a trip into the cult fantasy universe of Beyond Good & Evil
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Time hasn’t ravaged The Zone in the terrifying S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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It’s not all about giant ape droppings in Black & White
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The Eternal War Dungeons of Dredmor mods Prison Escape Puzzles Sun God Polaris Seedling IrRational Stealthjam Selection I Wanna be the Guy: Gaiden Mission Improbable Civilization V maps Warsow They Love You Bee A Story About My Uncle Clop Zineth Skyrim quests Life in the West Diaspora: Armistice Endless, Nameless Grey Telepaint Force: Leashed
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Way In Ruins Doom the Way id Did Ludum Dare 24 selection Owww Black Mesa FTL mods Biomes O’Plenty Xout Exo Reprisal A Nation of Wind Realistic Summer Sports Sim Student Showcase selection Middens Cry of Fear Portal 2 levels MaldoHD Atum Ascension Major Hertz No, Birdie, No? Designed for Danger GameMaker: Studio games Typing Karaoke
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Far Cry 3 Minecraft Portal 2 co-op maps Paradisperdus What’s in the Box? Why Am I Dead? Escape: Paradise Vertigo Places F**k This Jam selection Frog Fractions Perspective Sins of a Solar Empire mods Deus Ex: New Vision Three Body Problem Moonlight Black Snow Streetfighter X Mega Man Skrillex Quest Minecraft maps Slave of God DayZ Left 4 Dead 2 mods Black Mesa: Uplink Extinct Minecraft Condensed Blocks
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Insult Swordfighting Wayward Fistful of Gun DayZ maps Surgeon Simulator 2013 Wyrmstooth Baldur’s Gate mods Vietcry Jelly No Puzzle 400 Years A Grain of Truth Depression Quest Ratz Instagib Counter-Strike: Go The King of the Wood Spherical Nightmares System Shock 2 mods Tropical Skyrim Ziggys mod The Button Affair Legend of Grimrock: Master Quest Avant-Garde Duke Nukem Forever 2013 7 Day Roguelike Challenge Selection Blues for Mittavinda
Is this the PC’s most underrated adventure? Quest for Glory IV
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Panned at first, class in retrospect. Frontier: First Encounters
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The epic sci-fi spectacle to end them all. Wing Commander II
10 Golden oldies
We show you how to get those ancient classics back up and running.
20 Build a budget PC
PC gaming needn’t cost the world; check out our hardware and build guide.
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Singularity
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Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
43 Blur 43 Mystery Legends: Phantom of the Opera 43 Pod Gold 43 Patrician IV
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The 7th Guest Soulbringer Order of War Divinity 2
63 Unreal Tournament III 63 Orcs Must Die! 63 Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation/Chronicles 63 TCoR: Assault on Dark Athena
44 Gangland 44 Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Adventures 44 Two Worlds II 44 Might & Magic 9: Writ of Fate
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Anachronox Escape from Ravenhearst Myst V: End of Ages Mount & Blade Collection
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Cryostasis: The Sleep of Reason
Stalker: Clear Sky
47 Ultima VII: Complete Collection 47 Alien vs. Predator Classic 2000 47 Lords of the Realm Triple Pack 47 Angry Birds 48 48 48 48
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Civilization IV Runaway 3: A Twist of Fate Assassin’s Creed 2
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Geneforge Saga
Gothic 3 Time Commando Demigod Desperados 2: Cooper’s Revenge
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Dark Dimensions
Theme Hospital
Startopia
Rig ‘n Roll
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Alien Shooter: Vengeance Costume Quest Imperialism Soldiers: Heroes of World War II
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Leisure Suit Larry : Greatest Hits and Misses
XIII Batman: Arkham City Rise and Fall: Civs at War Back to the Future: The Game
77 Evil Genius 77 The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 77 Off-World Resource Base 77 Guilty Gear X2 #Reload
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Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver Avernum 4-6 Worms Ultimate Mayhem Sega Genesis Classics Pack 5
68 Might & Magic Heroes VI: Gold 68 Spycraft: The Great Game 68 Empire Earth III 68 Nethergate: Resurrection
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Prototype
Make bonkers Steelport even madder in Saint’s Row 3
Rage
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Fashion a mighty empire fit for a king in Mount & Blade
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Build battlescapes to be proud of in Total War: Shogun 2
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Dreamfall: The Longest Journey
61 Lord of the Rings Online 61 Fragile Alliance 61 Runaway 2: Dream of the Turtle 61 Silent Storm
Condemned: Criminal Origins
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Bioforge Divinity Anthology Dangerous Dave Collection Farm Frenzy Classic Volume 1
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Clive Barker’s Undying
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Get the drop on foes and earn the respect of your peers in Dota 2
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Pick your masks with care and kill with style in Hotline Miami
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Build courses fit for the racing gods in Trackmania 2: Canyon
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Looking to team up and save cash? We pick the best buddying up games about.
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hen you’re looking to shave a few quid off your costly gaming hobby, it’s often worth thinking about titles that you can rope your pals into ‘investing’ into. The most obvious money-saving tactic is that golden oldie – going halves (or thirds, or quarters, or... well, you get the drift) on a copy of, say, FIFA 13. You can then have bags of local, sofa-based fun for far less moolah than if you were playing on your lonesome. The second option is to head online with mates. Obviously you’ll all have to shell out on an individual copy of the game with this tactic, but a fair few of the titles featured here are getting on a bit now and can be picked up for pennies. This equals countless hours of friend-based fun for minimum spend, bringing you closer to your gaming buddies without breaking the bank. We can all agree that’s one hell of a deal. Just don’t descend into fisticuffs as to who gets to take that lone copy home at the end of the session, eh?
PorTAl 2 2 players, online How does it work? You and a friend play comedy robots in coop-only test chambers. Why is it good? Tom F The puzzles get magnificently complicated when designed for two. You can jump through each other’s portals, so you’re often setting up a jump that your partner will
perform. And because every puzzle requires two players, you’ve got to figure out where to put four different portals, and coordinate your approach. It bent my brain. Graham I use my portals to make a corridor slick with gloopy paint. Tom places his at either end of the corridor, creating the world’s first infinite slip ’n’ slide. I run down it and build absurd momentum, and as I reach terminal velocity, Tom moves one of his portals so that when I exit, I’m flung out over a chasm filled with acid. Co-op Portal 2 means entwining not just your portals, but your brains.
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How does it work? Join a server and collaborate with friends – or strangers – to build the biggest, best, and most phallic structures you can.
How does it work? Two or more players join forces to defeat the nefarious forces of Computron, the dark lord of round ball kicking.
Why is it good? Rich Within minutes, I was building a spa. I don’t know why I was building a spa. No one had said “let’s build a spa” in the chat channel, but there it was, forming before us. Graham, now-departed Craig Pearson and I, had hollowed out an underground chamber, constructed a raised dais of glass, and diverted water to create a lovely jacuzzi pool. Our subterranean sauna was lit by lava, and we sat in it, content. Graham My first time was on a new, private server with a few folks from the PCG community. In three hours we dotted the landscape with giant Darwinians, and built an underground bunker with launch missiles, library and steam rooms to avoid a player who had built an ugly golden bridge around the world. It felt like I’d spent an afternoon building sandcastles with friends, and I wept with happiness.
Why is it good? Rich Football is incredibly frustrating. FIFA recreates that frustration perfectly: genius moves undone by idiot players. But in co-op, I managed to reduce that frustration through one simple method: blame someone else. I think I’m great at FIFA 13 at the best of times; when I’m playing in co-op, I’m flawless. Graham, on the other hand, is just plain terrible. Graham And Rich smells bad. For a while, we were playing two-on-two, but then our fourth man lost interest. We started playing two-onone. Here’s what we found: the player controlling a team on their own has the advantage. To work together in FIFA is to anticipate the other’s moves, making runs and pulling away defenders. If you do it right, you’re unstoppable. If you don’t, beatings fairly abound. If you’re Rich and I, well... Rich smells bad.
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The cheekbones of a drag queen, the barcode of a packet of Frosties.
You killed him, man. You’ve earned those clothes.
DRESS TO KILL
HITMAN 2: SILENT ASSASSIN is Groundhog Day for murderers.
Need to know What is it?
Dressed To Kill, the videogame
Influenced by
Thief, Metal Gear Solid
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1.8GHz CPU, 512MB RAM, DirectX 7 graphics card
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Hitman: Blood Money, 85%
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his is how all sequels should start. The hero in retirement. Committed to a life of no longer doing whatever it was that made him suitable fodder for the first videogame. The dramatic irony is unbearable, waiting for the moment that we, the audience, know is going to knock him back into his old life. In the case of glossy-pated death executive Agent 47, that’s a life of profitable sneaking and contract killing. But gaming’s favourite prime number has turned away from that life, preferring to confess to a priest who offers no evidence of giving a shit, and tend the hydrangeas of the diocese with silent, assassin-like tenderness. He’s a gardener with a shed surprisingly light on gardening tools, but with plenty of room for guns. Perhaps his trick with the
daffodils is to walk around in March and murder them out of the soil. Then it happens: the priest gets kidnapped by the mafia. It’s off to the mission-giving laptop for 47, to get help from his old employers in return for hits. Incidentally, that laptop was just there, in his shed, open and on. Just how committed was he to this whole gardening thing? If you’re new to the Hitman series, it’s a mixture of Metal Gear stealth and infiltration, with the costume changes of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. The 20 missions all feel pretty scripted, but this isn’t about emergent adventures and overlapping systems. It’s about learning the intimate movements of the level, using the options given to you, and enjoying the thrill of satisfaction when you realise the developers knew you were going to do that
◆ Expect to pay £7 ◆ Developer Square Enix ◆ Publisher IO Interactive ◆ Multiplayer None ◆ Link www.gog.com ◆ First review PCG 114, 71%
and gave the game a satisfying response. Think of each level as its own little riff on Groundhog Day. Just keep repeating, learning, and eventually you’ll live that perfect, Silent Assassin day. Take the first level, Anathema. Getting into the compound, you can knock out or kill a mailman, and steal his clothes and delivery. But there’s a frisk check at the compound gate, so you have to get rid of your gun. You’re limited in your options by a set of limited context menus. We’re all used to creating piles of inventory crap in Skyrim, but you can’t do something as unusual as ‘drop your guns’ unless you find an object with an option for stashing them. My inclination to dress up the mailman in my old clothes, plant the gun on him, then grass him up to the compound guards? Non-starter, for irritatingly similar reasons. But those limitations are easily trumped by the sheer number of fun ways in which you can, eventually, achieve your mark, and the more you play, the more you’re willing to forgive the frayed edges of the illusion. It’s worth it.
Not the best in the series, and archaic-feeling controls. But Silent Assassin holds its own in a crowded room.
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Heh. The radar blip thing is going up his nose.
Crouching. The quieter, modern alternative to walking.
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MULTIMEDIOCRE
Beware, mortal, my creepy skull puzzles.
THE 7TH GUEST fails to click.
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here’s going to be a time, maybe 20 years from now, when we’ll look back on Adam Sandler movies, and there’ll be sufficient distance for us all to think: did we really let that happen? Were we so starved of novelty that we accepted this? What must the industry that produced this shit have thought of us, to think we’d buy it? And didn’t I like The Waterboy, before I realised that it wasn’t cool to not sneer? Oh, hello, CD-ROM videogames. I was just thinking about an appropriate analogy for you. Not sure I managed it, to be honest. Anyway, The 7th Guest is from the era when ‘interactive’ was a word worth putting on the front of your game box. Where we were promised the future but given gaming’s equivalent of a pennyfarthing. A time when our chill thresholds were so low that midi tunes
could be considered ‘spooky’. But it’s not quite part of the Sandler-Schneider mire we find ourselves wading through today. The puzzles are decent enough. It’s likeably camp. It’s not offensive. It’s The Waterboy, not Jack And Jill. Unfortunately, The 7th Guest is powered by a way-worse-than-broken ‘pointing’ and ‘clicking’ system that feels like your niece has installed a set of animated novelty cursors she downloaded from a Russian website. A massive, imprecise pyramid indicates clickability, but if you can work out which of the options the huge sod is referring to, then perhaps you won’t quit the damn game without saving, more than once, like I did. If you must have a CD-ROM nostalgia party, there are far worse places to start than this. Actually, not that many.
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Tremble at the spooky human heart.
◆ Expect to pay £7 ◆ Developer Trilobyte Games ◆ Publisher Good Old Games ◆ Multiplayer None ◆ Link www.gog.com ◆ First review PCG 23, 79%
Imagine throwing a war party, and only tanks came.
Boatmaster, your craft is an unlikely one.
Get a room, guys.
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ome worlds are created with so much love it feels like a darn privilege to explore them. This is absolutely not one of those games. Its major novelty appears to be a motion-captured combat system. Although you’ve never seen a lowresolution man stab a vagabond in a more convincingly lifelike fashion, this is definitely not a timeless feature that stands the test of nostalgia. Possibly most annoyingly, something as fundamental as moving around the world has been made so unpleasantly fernickity that there isn’t a proper modern word for it. Well, there might be a better word than fernickity, but once you’ve thought of the word fernickety, it crowds out all the others. Fernickity. Don’t buy this, for all our sakes.
ook at all those tanks. Like ants at the picnic of war. Like a herd of cannontrunked RTS elephants. Order of War might have a title as forgettable as a wasp fart, but it’s as hungry for attention as a writer who relies too heavily on elaborate and self-referential similes. This is a game of noisy set-pieces, desperately trying to keep the attention of the casual crowd it consistently underestimates, like a patronising conversation during a first date with a hot simpleton. The trade-off comes in the tedious combat, which can only be truly communicated by repeating the word ‘dull’ 150 times. Try it. Stop reading this, and mouth the word ‘dull’ 150 times. Congratulations! You’re now reviewing videogames.
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◆ Expect to pay £10 ◆ Developer Interplay ◆ Publisher Good Old Games ◆ First review PCG 84, 63%
◆ Expect to pay £5 ◆ Developer Square Enix ◆ Publisher Mastertronic ◆ First review PCG 207, 45%
◆ Expect to pay £30 ◆ Developer Interplay ◆ Publisher Good Old Games ◆ First review PCG 84, 63%
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his bundles Ego Draconis, and the expansion. I read PC Gamer’s first review out of curiosity, and found the perfect summary. “It’s not the best fantasy RPG,” it read. The original reviewer followed that up with a sentence I’ve used a few too many times myself, which can be paraphrased as “but if you love doing missions, it’s got loads of missions. So knock yourself out, by all means.” And I’ve just enough space to say that the sizey expansion pack is actually pretty good, and the thoughtful devs have patched the bugs that made the first game hard work. So the bundle has rocketed upwards, into a whole new cliché. Now, it’s good if you like that sort of thing, as it is exactly that sort of thing that you enjoy.
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MAKE YOUR GAMES LAST LONGER Forty of STEAM WORKSHOP’s greatest mods for your favourite games, installed with a single click. By Richard Cobbett
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odding is as much a part of the PC experience as mice, keyboards, and that warm feeling of superiority over every console generation. Now, thanks to Steam Workshop, adding a new mod and keeping it up to date can be as easy as picking from a digital catalogue, where creators get the chance to upload new skins and objects for either direct download or possible inclusion in-game. Games such as Skyrim can be instantly filled with new adventures, items and complete overhauls. For other games, notably Dota 2 and Team Fortress 2, the Workshop is more a list of hopes and dreams: a way of putting your
stamp of approval on anything from a new staff to a costume piece that you want to see make its way into the official store. Creators don’t simply get a warm glow if that happens, but a cut of all sales. You can mix and match mods with those from other sources, like the Nexus (www. nexusmods.com), which is needed for some more advanced projects. Steam Workshop has a fairly tight maximum file size, at least for the moment, and prefers to keep things clean. Even with such restrictions, there’s plenty that modders can achieve, and thus no shortage of goodies. Without further ado, here are our favourite discoveries, fresh from your Steam client.
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GRAPHIC/AuDIo oVeRHAul BY JessupsGamingChannel link www.bit.ly/Skymod1
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kyrim is far from an ugly game, but this is a set of instant improvements you’ll never be able to go back from. Better snow, lush trees, dynamic snow, bloodier combat... the list goes on, leaving no stone unturned and making the stone look prettier while it’s about it. It’s a collection rather than one mod, so you can swap out anything you don’t want. It shouldn’t destroy your framerate either, unlike more advanced graphical overhauls such as the ENB series. One thing to watch: any other mods you download that edit towns and villages will almost certainly clash with these, which is potentially disastrous. If the game crashes on launch, or you find yourself blocked from somewhere important, switch those off first. As a general rule of thumb, you probably only want one mod at a time working on any part of the game.
MooNPAtH to elsweyR BY Muppetpuppet link www.bit.ly/Skymod2
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ored of Skyrim’s scenery? How do you feel about a quick journey to another land – one of jungles and deserts? To get started, head for the town of Falkreath and sign up with a group you’ll find in the tavern – ideally after clocking up a few
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levels doing Dovahkiin business. The journey involves a few stops to deal with bandits and giant spiders, and guess who has to do the dirty work? After that, this is one of those mods that reminds you why mods are so vital. It has a fully voiced questline, occasionally rough around the edges, but a refreshing break with a distinct style and identity. You’re still dealing with those pesky Thalmor, and the land of Elsweyr is the official Khajit cat-people homeland rather than a pun, but while the opening is incredibly linear, it soon opens out into more than just a few quick set-pieces. Plus there’s an airship, which isn’t as incongruous as that might sound. Poorly proofed text and occasional confusion about the next step aside, Moonpath fits right next to Bethesda’s own work.
quick fixes nPC tools
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Summon your favourite GMod characters and play puppet-master.
Turn the cheeriness of Garry’s Mod into sheer pants wetting- BOO!
One of the prettiest maps around, but don’t stop to look at the scenery.
Game Garry’s Mod BY Silverlan link www.bit.ly/Gmodmod1
Game Garry’s Mod BY GEMI link www.bit.ly/Gmodmod2
Game Counter-Strike: GO BY FMPOne link www.bit.ly/CSmod1
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he most surprising thing about this venture out in the daylight hours, find a lovely ode to Far Cry 3 in the form new collection of buildings, clear out the of a Minecraft map is that it isn’t just mobs and spawners, then scavenge for any some half-arsed tie-in. It’s made by tools or loot that will help see you through Michael Lambert, an established the next few days. Progress can be slow, community figure, and comes with a new because you don’t want to be wandering texture pack that reskins the zombies and the jungle at night. skeletons as members of Vaas’s gang. It’s a In true Minecraft tradition, installing map that not only acts as a primer for the map isn’t the easiest procedure. You Far Cry 3, but also makes for a need to get to the Roaming folder compelling Minecraft of your computer’s AppData. adventure in its own right. Type ‘%appdata%’ into your PHIL SAYS... The best of two brilliant Start bar and it should “What’s next, Creepers worlds, then. appear. From there, go to rendered in For starters it’s brutally the .minecraft folder to Far Cry 3‘s tough. Villages and access the game’s data. engine?” outposts are covered in mob In the download you’ll spawners, so explore at night find two files. Move the and you can easily find yourself Farcry-3-textures.zip file into overrun by monsters. Weapons, the .minecraft\texturepacks tools and armour are scarce too. It folder. Then uncompress the map file follows the typical Minecraft adventure and move the entire folder into . rules, so you’re not supposed to break or minecraft\saves. If it’s installed correctly collect any blocks (but not that it doesn’t you’ll find a new option in Minecraft’s use the recently introduced Adventure Texture Pack menu and can then load the game mode, so this is strictly on the map from the Select World screen. Happy honour system). hunting people. PS Your primary method of survival is to www.bit.ly/FCraft3
SIX EXTRA SECONDS OF TRUST A warren of puzzles, each player trying to create a path for the other. www.bit.ly/P2coop1 BUTTONS, ELEVATORS AND GOO Somehow packs-in every puzzle element available in the mapmaker. www.bit.ly/P2coop2 RAMPAGE Uses a mixture of ramps and emancipation grids to provide puzzles designed around hard-light bridges. www.bit.ly/P2coop3 THERE’S NO I IN TEAM, 01 Starts with a tricky excursion funnel puzzle, ends with slapstick laser hilarity. www.bit.ly/P2coop4
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PARADIS PERDUS FREEWARE DESTROY SOMETHING
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h look, another ambient exploration ambulator in which you slowly plod around a gorgeously abstract world while cheerful music plays in the background. Except beauty is fleeting in Paradis Perdus, because you destroy everything you touch. As you walk, the path you travel starts to decay. The music warps and glitches as the green grass rots into a dark red. Eventually it collapses entirely, leaving a hole in the world that you can fall through. That’s a problem, because your job is to find three crystals scattered around. Unless you’re extremely careful about the route you take, you can easily trap yourself, unable to double back while the world disappears around you. That’s a pretty scary thought, for sure. Tread carefully. PS www.bit.ly/PPerdus
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RED BARRIER Your hand can pass freely through, but the box can’t. Which means your hand can’t if it’s holding the box. BLUE BARRIER Allows the box through, but blocks your hand. You need to drop the box through and go around. SWITCH These swap the colour of every barrier in the level as long as your arm covers them. Expect doubling back.
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n this mystery adventure you play a hotel owner. You’ve been murdered. You want to find out why. To do this you must possess the various guests of the hotel, using them to question each other to reveal scraps of information. Your chief vessel is Cricket, a lawyer and the only guest who actually seems to care about solving the murder.
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PRESENTS WORLD OF TANKS
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EDITORIAL Editor Rob Taylor
LICENSING Head of International Licensing Tim Hudson
CONTRIBUTORS Richard Hood, Andy McGregor, John Strike, Jon Blyth, Richard Cobbett, Christian Donlan, Tom Francis, Duncan Geere, Duncan Harris, Tom Hatfield, Steve Hogarty, Rick Lane, Christopher Livingstone, Adam Oxford, Rich McCormick, Graham Smith, Phil Savage, Tom Senior, Chris Thursten Photography Future Photography Studio, www.istockphoto.com Group Art Director Graham Dalzell Creative Director Robin Abbott Editorial Director Jim Douglas Sales Director Nick Weatherall
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