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RockwithTheRumble
TheRumblereleasesstudioalbum,‘StoriesfromtheBattlefield’
WHENITWASRELEASEDINSPRING
2023,THERUMBLE’SALBUM“LIVEAT THEMAPLELEAF”wasachanceforthe BlackMaskingIndian-frontedfunk bandtobuildabridgebetweenitspast andfuture.
Recordedjustayearaftertheband introduceditselfwithablastofhorns andrattlingtambourinesattheOak streetclub,TheRumble’sdebutrelease wasamixofsongsthememberswrote togetheraspartoftheGrammynominatedfunkoutfitChaWaaswellas ahandfulofnewtrackstheyhadbeen workingonsincebreakingawayfrom theirformerband.
Thefact“LiveattheMapleLeaf” receiveditsownGrammynomination—inabestregionalrootsalbum categorycompletelystackedwith Louisianaartists—wasicingonthe cake.Itwasmoreaboutthechanceto capturewherethemusicianshadbeen whilealsolookingaheadtowhereThe Rumbleisgoing.
“storiesfromtheBattlefield,” TheRumble’snewstudioalbum,is thatnextstopintheband’sparade forward.Thecompelling10-track funkrecordisoutFriday,Aug.23, viaWellKeptsecret,aNewOrleansbasedlabelfoundedbysingleLock Records’ReedWatson.Avinylrelease isplannedforNov.15
“Alotofthestudioalbum,wehad alreadyworkedonpriortothelive album,”saysvocalistJosephBoudreaux Jr.,secondChiefoftheGoldenEagles MardiGrasIndiantribe.“Wewere alreadymovingforward,sotospeak, asaband.Mentally,wehadkindofput thepastbehindusandweretryingto seewhatthisnewmusicwouldbe.We alreadyknewitwouldbegood—we wereworkingwitheachother.Itwasa no-brainer.”
“storiesfromtheBattlefield”is rootedintheNewOrleansfunklegacy ofTheMetersandtheNevilleBrothers andtheelectrifiedMardiGrasIndian musicmadebyJosephBoudreaux’s father,BigChiefMonkBoudreaux,and BoDollisandtheWildMagnolias.
TheRumble’snameisinspiredbythe crowdnoises,thesingingandshouting followingtheBigChiefcomingdown thestreetonMardiGrasDay.And thebandiscommittedtopreserving NewOrleans’Blackculturaltraditions: MaskingIndians,skullandBonesgangs, brassbands,secondlines
ButTheRumblealsohasonefoot steppingintothefuture.Listenerswill
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hearhip-hop,synthsandpedaleffects onhornsandmoreprogressiveleanings onthenewalbum.Thisisabandof youngmusiciansfilteringNewOrleans musicthroughthetechniquesand soundstheyknow
TheRumble—Boudreaux,trumpeter AurelienBarnes,trombonistJose MaizeJr.,bassistTJNorris,drummer TrentonO’Neal,guitaristAriTeiteland keysplayerAndriuYanovski—started recordingthetracksonthenewalbum rightafterthebandplayeditsfirstNew OrleansJazz&HeritageFestivalin 2022,Teitelsays.
Thebandwentouttostudiointhe CountrynearBogalusa,whereMonk BoudreauxandtheWildMagnolias oncerecorded,asdidTheNeville Brothers,Kansas,JimmyBuffettand manyothers.TheRumblecutthe foundationsofthealbumintheroom togethertocapturethepropulsivelive feelingofaRumbleshowandcompletedthesongsatMarignystudios. TenorsaxophonistGladney,anoriginal Rumblememberbeforeleavingto pursuesoloprojects,anddrummers IsaacEadyandAlfredJordanalsoplay on“storiesfromtheBattlefield.”
“Ithinkweconsciouslysetoutto makeanalbumthat’sinthetraditionof theWildMagnoliasandTheMetersand thosetypesofalbums,”Teitelsays,“but thisishowwedoitin2024.”
“storiesfromtheBattlefield”wasa collaborativeeffort.Thebandshares vocaldutiesandeachbroughttheir ownpointsofviewtotherecordings, Barnessays.Mostofthesongs,like
“Trouble,” “GoldenCrown” and“upuntil theMorning,” invokeBlack MaskingIndian traditionsfrom Boudreaux’s perspective. Butseveral tracksalsocome fromtheunique viewsofother bandmembers. On“The Rumble,”Teitel singsfromthe perspectiveofa first-timerseeing MardiGrasIndiansmarch.Barnes reflectsonbeingontheroadandaway fromthepersonhelovesonthesoulful “DownintheCity”andleansonheritageandculturalhistoryforsupporton “TakeitBack.”Andonthehip-hopinfluencedalbumclosercombo“Keep onFighting”and“ChangeOurMinds,” MaizerapsandBoudreauxsingsabout rememberingGeorgeFloyd,Breonna TaylorandotherBlackvictimsofpolice violenceandtheneedtocontinue pursuingjustice.
“WetrytomakemusicthatrepresentsNewOrleans,”Barnessays “Wetrytomakemusicthatisuniversal butalsoshowcasesthecityandhowwe feelaboutit…soI’mnotwritingfrom thepointofaMaskingIndian,because that’snotwhatIdo.Weallhavethose songslikethat.”
Whilethe“battlefield”inthetitle immediatelyalludestothespacewhere Indiansmeetandchallengeeachother indisplaysofsuitsandsinging,it’salso universal,Barnessays.It’saboutthe battlefieldoflifeandfightingthechallengesthatcomeeveryday
TheRumblehasbeenspendingalot oftimethisyearontheroad.Outof town,they’lltaketimeexplainingNew Orleanstraditionsforthosewhoask, thebandsays.Buttheythinkthemusic speaksforitself
“Thesesongsrepresenthowwefeel aboutNewOrleansandhowithas affectedus,”Yanovskiadds.“We’reable towritealovelettertothecityevery timewemakeasongforTheRumble.”
Find“StoriesfromtheBattlefield”and moreattherumbleband.com.
TheNewOrleansfunkcommunity lostoneofitspillarsinAprilwiththe deathofbassistandvocalistNick DanielsIII.Overalongcareer,Daniels playedwiththeNevilleBrothers,Dr John,AllenToussaintandmanyothers, andhadbeenpartofIvanNeville’s Dumpstaphunksinceitsbeginnings OnThursday,Aug.22,Dumpstaphunk willleadacelebrationofDaniels’life withspecialguestsTromboneshorty andmembersofGalactic.Asecond linewillstartat6p.m.at4733Camp st.andendatTipitina’s,wherethere willbemusicaltributesandspeakers startingat8p.m.Admissionisfree; donationsaccepted.Findmoreinfo attipitinas.com.
RussellCrowe’s IndoorGardenParty
ActorRussellCrowehaskeptaside gigasamusicianforcloseto40 years,goingbacktohisAustralianrock bandThirtyOddFootofGrunts.For thelastdecade,he’sbeenjoinedby TheGentlemenBarbers—featuring membersofCrowe’sThiryOddFootof GruntsandTheOrdinaryFearofGod —tooccasionallyperformasIndoor GardenParty.Thegrouprecently releasedtherecord“ProseandCons” andarenowontheirfirstu.s.tourin 12years,joinedbyvocalist-guitarist LorraineO’Reilly.IndoorGardenParty endsitstourinNewOrleansat8p.m. Wednesday,Aug.21,atTipitina’s. Ticketsare$45viatipitinas.com.
DavidCross
Actorandself-described“professionaltalker”DavidCrossisknownfor numerousrolesinfilmandTV,includingon“ArrestedDevelopment”and “Mr.showwithBobandDavid,”aswell aswritingforvariousshowsandpodcasting.Earlierthisyearhereleased thecomedyspecial“WorstDaddyin
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Environmentaljusticeadvocates recentlyscoredamajorvictory whenGreenfieldLouisianaLLC announceditwascancelingplans tobuildagrainexportfacilityin Wallace,amajority-Blackcommunityinst.JohntheBaptistParish. LedbyTheDescendantsProject, activistsfoughttheproposed facilityforthreeyearsbyraising environmentalandracialjustice concerns.Greenfieldsaiditpulled theprojectbecausetheArmyCorps ofEngineershasdelayedpermits. TheCorpssaiditneededtimeto evaluatetheproject’simpacton thesensitivearea
ArtmarketatLouisianaCajun-ZydecoFestival atLouisArmstrongParkin2022. PHOTOBYSCOTT THRELKELD/THE TIMES-PICAYUNE
NewOrleansexemptssomesmall artmarketsfromLaToyaCantrell’s newtaxcollectionpush
TheBureauofGovernmental Research,anonprofitpublicpolicy watchdogbasedinNewOrleans, recentlywonthreeawardsatthe GovernmentalResearchAssociation nationalconference.BRGwontwo awardsforcommunicationsaswell astheMostDistinguishedResearch AwardforaLocalGovernmentIssue forits2023report,“Waterworks inProgress,”callingforgovernance reformstothesewerage& WaterBoard. LouisianaTreasurerJohnFleming hasrecommendedrejectingBank ofAmerica’sapplicationtobeone ofthestate’sfiscalagents.Fleming accusedthenationalbank,which planstoexpandintoLouisianaand offerconsumersmorebanking competition,ofdiscriminating againstreligiousorganizations, gunmakers,fossilfuelcompanies andothers.ABankofAmerica spokespersontoldtheTimesPicayunethatFleming’sassertions are“factuallyincorrect.”
THENEWORLEANSCITYCOUNCIL
VOTEDAUG.8TOEXEMPTorganizers ofsomesmallartmarketsfroma taxcollectionpushbyMayorLaToya Cantrell’sadministrationthathas alreadycausedorganizerstocancel severaleventssincethespring.
InApril,theCantrelladministration startedinterpretinga1956bond requirementseeminglydesigned forlargeeventslikecarshowsas applyingtomostspecialeventsin thecity,includingartmarkets.That lawrequiresorganizerstopurchasea $10,000-$20,000bondbyputtinga smallpercentageofthatfullamount down.Marketorganizerscouldthen beonthehookifallthevendorsat theireventdonotpaysalestaxtothe cityintime
underCouncilVicePresidentJP Morrell’sproposal,organizersof admission-freeeventswithlessthan 35vendorswhohavetwoorless vendorsthatacceptcash.Originally, Morrell’sofficehadcappedthe exceptiontoeventswithlessthan15 vendorsbutincreaseditaftertalking withorganizers
Morrell’smeasurealsoshortened thetimethecitycouldholdonto
thebonds,fromfourmonthstoone month.Hesaidthattimeperiod wastoolonggiventhatvendorsare supposedtopaysalestaxtothecity within10daysofagivenevent.
Morrell,whobroughtthemeasure forward,calledita“triage”andsaid hisofficewasworkingonamore long-termsolution.
“Thelawhasnotbeenupdated, andit’sveryarchaic,”hesaid.“I wouldlovetohavealargerconversationonhowwecorrectandimprove thelaw.”
TheCantrelladministrationpreviouslytoldGambittheydidnothave estimatesonhowmuchrevenuethey believedtheywerelosinginunpaid salestaxatmarkets.
Buttheyappearedtohave providedcouncilmemberswith atleastsomedata.OnThursday, Morrellsaid,“Thechallengewehave isthatwhenwelookatdatafrom [theBureauof]Revenueoncertain markets,wehavemarketsthathave over200participants,andRevenue hasthereceiptshowing20remitted salestax.”
Hedidnotsaywhichevent thatwas.
THENUMBEROFDOLLARS,IN MILLIONS,GIVENTOTULANE UNIVERSITYASPARTOF PRESIDENTBIDEN’SCANCER MOONSHOTPROGRAM.
ThegrantwillhelpfundTulaneresearchers’ cancerdetectiontechnology,which mapstumorsatamicroscopicleveland givesdoctorstheabilitytomoreprecisely removethem.OneoftheCancerMoonshot program’sgoalsistoreducecancerdeaths by4millionoverthenext25years
C’EST WHAT ?
ThecityplanstowrapPlaza ToweraheadoftheSuperBowl. Whatshouldthewrappinglooklike?
65.6%
SOMETHINGNICE,BECAUSE WE’LLBELOOKINGATITFOR ANOTHER10YEARS
Atthesametime,MorrellalsoquestionedtheCantrelladministration’s newreadingofthelaw
“Theinterpretationismurky,andit iskindofjarring,”Morrellsaid.
Somepopularmarkets aren’tcovered
EvenwithMorrelluppingthemarket vendorcapto35,organizersoflarger marketslikethepopularFreretstreet Marketwillstillneedtogetabond.The monthlymarket,whichstartedin2007, averagesaround80vendors.
TheRotaryClubofNewOrleans Riverbendputsonthemarkets,as wellastheannualandlargerFreret streetFestival.Theysaytheydonate theirproceedstocharities,including recentlyfosterhomeRaintreeHouse, foodbankCultureAidNOLAandthe JuniorLeague’sdiaperbank.
“Thebondrequirementswilltake awayfromthosecharitiesthatwesupport,”saidTimothyPaulin,therotary club’spresident-elect.
JordanKoppins,artsmarket managerforArtsNewOrleans,said theyhave10-15vendorsatmarketsin
slowermonthsbutgetupto80during theholidays.
AndwhilenonprofitBayouYacht Clubhashostedsmallerevents,their largesteventshavehadmorethan 50vendors.
“Weceasedoperationsentirelyfollowingthebondordinance,”founder Annaschnitzlertoldthecitycouncil.
“Theinconsistenciesandunpredictabilityoftheeventpermittingprocess asawholehavemadeituntenableto hostanartmarketinthiscity.”
Confusionaboutbondscontinues
Thecitysuddenlyapplyingthebond requirementtoartmarketscaught manyorganizers,includinglongtime ones,offguard.
JoycelynReynolds,presidentof ArtsNewOrleans,saidinthenearly 20yearstheorganizationhadbeen puttingonartsmarkets,thecitynever requiredthemtogetabond.And whenshewenttothecityforclarity, theydidn’tprovideany,shesays
“Whenwegottheinformationfrom thecitythattheyweren’tapproving ourpermit,we’relike,‘OK,giveus
moreinformation.Wherecanweget abond?’Andtheycouldn’tgiveusthe information,”Reynoldssays.
LikewiseMichelleIngram,founderof FreretstreetMarketandFreretstreet Fest,saidshealsowasunsurewhereto getabondfrom
Morrellsaidhisofficewouldhelp FreretstreetMarketorganizersandhad beentalkingtononprofitswhocould potentiallyhelpwiththeprocess.
“Ifwe’regoingtorequirepeople tohavetaxbonds,becausetheyare veryweird,specifictypeofbond,then therevenuedepartmentneedstobe facilitatingwhereyoucouldevenget thebond,”hesaid.
Moreworkahead
Morrellsaidhe’dbeopento conversationsaboutexpandingthecap onvendorsforeventsthatgocashless, sincethecitycouldautomatically collecttaxonthosesales.However, vendorssaytheyliketoacceptcashto avoidfeesoncreditcardpurchases
“Todayisreallyatriageontryingto makesurethatalotofthereoccurring marketsareuninterrupted,butit’s
nottheendoftheconversation,” Morrellsaid.
Butorganizershavealreadycanceledeventssincethecitystarted requiringthebonds.
InadditiontoBayouYachtClub shuttingdownitsmarkets,Laffite GreenwaydirectorofcommunityprogrammingAlexisMarceauxsaidtheir organizationhadalsocanceledevents becauseofthepolicy
TheRotaryClubofRiverbendis tryingtodetermineiftheyshould moveaheadwithplanningtheir Octobermarket.
Morrellalsosaidthe1956lawdoesn’t reallyfitartmarketswherepeopleare signingupaweekorsoinadvanceand organizersmaynothaveanexactvendorcountuntilclosetotheevent “Weneedtohavemoregroupscome in,providemoreinformationandsee howwecanfixthesedifferentparts thatreallyjustdon’twork,”hesaid.
“Thankyoufordrillingdowntothese finerpoints,becausethat’swherewe live,”Ingramsaid.“That’swherewe producerslive.”—KayleePoche
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Cityregulatoryreformpush mustnotendangercivilrights, environmentprotections
MAYORLATOYA
CANTRELL’SADMINISTRATIONLASTMONTH
quietlyinformedthe NewOrleansCity Councilitisreviewing citypermitting,enforcementandinspection regulationstoidentify outdated,overlapping andunnecessarilyburdensomerequirements andprotocols
DeputyChief AdministrativeOfficer ThomasMulliganis overseeingthereview, whichcouldaffecthugeswathsofthe city’seconomy—frombuildingpermits tobusinesslicenses,fromshort-term rentalregulationstoconstruction inspections,andmuchmore.
Anygoodfaithefforttostreamlinethecity’sByzantineregulatory andpermittingsystemiswelcome andnecessary.Butsuchaneffort mustfocusonmaintaining—oreven bolstering—publicsafetyaswell asprotectionsoftheenvironment, minoritycommunities,womenand othermarginalizedpeople
Periodicallyreviewingbureaucratic redtapeisfundamentaltogood governance.Circumstancesinevitably changeovertime,andchangesoften renderlawsandpoliciesobsoleteor overlycumbersome
Caseinpoint:theadministration’s recentuseofa1950ssalestaxruleto stiflesmallartmarkets.Therule,which requireseventorganizerstoobtain bondsstartingattenthousanddollars, likelywasintendedtoapplytocar showsandotherhigh-end“market” events.Thatdoubtlessmadesensein the1950s.Butapplyingittoachurch fundraiserorasmallmarketheldata localbartodaymakesnosenseatall Gambit’sKayleePochereportsthis weekthatthecity’spermittingprocess formarketsandvendorshasbecome preposterouslyburdensomeand inconsistent,makingitalmostimpossibleforanyonetonavigatethesystem. Mulliganinformedthecitycouncil oftheongoingreviewonJuly24.He appearskeenlyawareoftheproblems andtheneedforchanges.Hecited severalunnecessaryandoverlappingbuildingcoderulesthatcould bestreamlinedoreveneliminated. similarly,hesaidhemayrecommend
thatthecouncileliminatealocal requirementforbarmanagersbecause thestatealreadyhasacomprehensive liquorlicensingscheme,including licensureofbarmanagers Ifthereviewprocessfocuses onthesesortsoftargeted,common-sensereforms,itwillindeedbea welcomestep.Toooften“regulatory reform”endsindisasterforconsumers andmarginalizedpeople.
Atthefederallevel,“deregulation” andotherbureaucraticoverhauls ledtotheEnronscandalandthe ongoingstruggleofcommunities acrossthecountrytoobtainaffordable,reliablepower.Federalbankruptcyreformsremovedmanyofthe oldlaw’sprotectionsforthepoor whilefavoringcreditors.
Onthis,wearelessconfidentthat Mulliganwillproduceaconsumer-friendlysetofrecommendations. HeholdsaPh.D.inphilosophyandhas longadvocatedforaso-called“meritocratic”systemofgovernment.His writingsincludetroublingobjections tomostaffirmativeactionpoliciesto addressracialandgenderdiscrimination.Healsohasdismissedtheneed for“diversity”inhiring.
Moreover,moniedinterests willalmostcertainlyseektogain advantagesviaaregulatoryoverhaul. ultimately,thecitycouncilwilldecide whatchanges,ifany,toimplement. Weurgethecounciltoworkclosely, andpublicly,withMulliganandall stakeholderswhendecidingwhich reformstoembraceandwhich toreject.
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INPOLITICSANDINLIFE,MANY
THINGSTHATWESEEKare proverbialdouble-edged swords.Everybenefithasa cost,andoftentimesthecost ishigh.Toooften,ourpolitical leadersignorethecostbecause theycravetheimmediate gratificationthatcheappolitical theaterprovides.
Caseinpoint:Louisiana TreasurerJohnFleming’srecent refusaltoletBankofAmerica becomeoneofthestate’s90or sodesignatedfiscalagents.
Financialinstitutionsthat serveasstatefiscalagentscan holdstatefundsondeposit,a majorresponsibilitybutalsoa boonconsideringLouisiana’s $47.2billionannualbudget.
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Thoseinstitutionsvarygreatlyin size,fromsmalltownbanksandcredit unionsinplaceslikeErathandGeismar tomega-bankslikeJ.P.MorganChase, BankofNewYorkMellon,u.s.Bank andCapitalOne.
Thelistofdepositories/fiscalagents alsoincludesinstitutionsinMississippi, Tennessee,MinnesotaandCalifornia. sowhynotBankofAmerica,oneof thenation’slargestfinancialinstitutions—andonethatplanstoopen branchesnextyearinBatonRougeand NewOrleans,offeringcompetitionfor Louisianaconsumers?
AccordingtoFleming,BoAisguiltyof “deliberatelydenyingbankingservices tocustomersandpotentialcustomers (de-banking)ofreligiousorganizations, gunmanufacturers,fossilfuelproducers andothersbasedsimplyontheirpolitical perspectivesandactivities,notbecause ofanybankpolicyorlawviolations.”
Flemingbasedhisdecisionona reportbytheconservativeweekly WashingtonExaminerallegingthat BoA“de-banked”twoChristianorganizationsin2023—TheIndigenous AdvanceMinistriesandTheTimothy TwoProjectInternational.
FlemingdescribedIndigenous AdvanceMinistriesas“aChristian charitableorganizationthatassists at-riskchildren,prisoners,andsex traffickingvictimsinuganda.”Hesaid TheTimothyTwoProject“trainspastorsinmorethan65countriesaround theworld.”
Flemingandmorethanadozen otherRepublicanstatetreasurers
madesimilaraccusationsinanApril18 lettertoBoA,claiming,“theseactions amounttotheweaponizationofthe Americanfinancialsystem.”
“Weaponization,”afavoriteGOP buzzwordthesedays,telegraphsthat there’smoretothisstory.
InitsMay15responsetotheallegations,BoAnotedthatitprovides bankingservicestosome120,000 faith-basedu.s.nonprofits—butthat itssmallbusinessesdivisiondoesnot serve“organizationsthatprovidedebt collectionservices[or]smallbusiness clientsthatoperateoutsideofthe unitedstates.”
Andthere’stherub.
AccordingtoBoA,thewebsite forIndigenousAdvanceMinistries’ CallCenterstatesthatitsbusinessis “dedicatedtopursuingtherecovery ofoverdueinvoices”foritsclients —i.e.,debtcollection—andthat TimothyTwoProjectInternationalhas operationsinCuba,“acountrythatis sanctionedundertheTradingwiththe EnemyAct.”
Moreover,BoAisoneofthelargest financiersofthefossilfuelindustry— aneasilyverifiablefactthatFleming,as statetreasurer,shouldknow.
Butthat,ofcourse,wouldrequire alevelofintellectualhonestynot foundamongculturewarriors.It’sjust somuchmoreconvenienttoignore inconvenienttruths—andcosts— whenthebenefitsofcheappolitical
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HeyBlake, WeloveChefSusanSpicer’s RosedaleandBayonarestaurants.Didn’tshestartat anothereaterywhenshefirst cametoNewOrleanstowork asachef?Wherewasit?
Dearreader,
ALTHOUGHRENOWNEDCHEFSUSAN
SPICERWASBORNINKEYWEST,Florida, herfamilyhaslivedinNewOrleans sincethe1960sandshegraduated fromMartinBehrmanHighschoolin Algiers.sheattendedtheuniversity ofNewOrleansandthenembarked onaculinarycareerinCaliforniaand Massachusetts,beforereturningto theCrescentCity.shetriedherhand atgraphicdesignbeforebecomingan apprenticetochefDanielBonnotathis renownedLouisXVIrestaurantin1979. In1983,Bonnotalsowassupervising thefoodserviceoperationatthest CharlesHotel,locatedatst.Charlesand Jacksonavenuesinthepropertythat nowoperatesasHotelTonnelle.Bonnot andthehotel’sowner,Marksmith(who alsoownedLouisXVI),openedthe FrenchbistrosavoirFaireinthehotel andBonnothiredspicerasthechef. “she’satworkby7:30a.m.and doesn’tleaveuntilmidnightbutsusan spicersaysthatrightnowshewouldn’t haveitanyotherway,”wrotesharon LitwininaJanuary1983TimesPicayune/states-Itemprofile,calling spicertheonlyfemaleexecutivechef inNewOrleansatthetime.“spiceris absolutelydedicatedtoherart.”
ChefSusanSpicerather Rosedalerestaurant.
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sheearnedravereviewsatthe restaurant,althoughitclosedinjusttwo yearswhenthehotelchangedhands spicerspentayearinFrancebefore returningtoNewOrleansin1986to openTheBistroatMaisondeVille insidethehotelat733Toulousest. In1990,spicerandReginaKeever partneredtoopenBayonarestaurant.Threeyearslater,spicerearned the1993JamesBeardAwardfor BestChef:southeast.In2010,she wasinductedintotheJamesBeard Foundation’sWho’sWhoofFoodand BeverageinAmerica.
Thesameyear,shelaunchedMondo, acasual,family-stylerestauranton HarrisonAvenueinLakeview.she closedthatlocationofMondoin2019, buttherestaurantlivesonatLouis ArmstrongInternationalAirport. In2016,spiceropenedRosedale, locatedinaformerpolicestationinthe NavarreneighborhoodnearDelgado CommunityCollege.
THISWEEKWEDRAWYOURATTENTIONTOTHEWORKOFPULITZERPRIZE-WINNING Times-PicayuneeditorialcartoonistWaltHandelsman,whosecareerinNew Orleansbegan35yearsagothismonth.
AnativeofBaltimore,Handelsmanholdsdegreesinarttherapyandadvertising. Heworkedforanadagencybeforebecominganeditorialcartoonistforachainof suburbanweeklynewspapersnearhishometown.
In1985,hemovedtoThescrantonTimesinPennsylvania,wherehiswork wassyndicatedtomorethan75publications,includingTheNewYorkTimes, WashingtonPost,NewsweekandtheNationalReview.InAugust1989,hejoined TheTimes-Picayune,replacingfellowPulitzer-winnerMikeLuckovich,who leftfortheAtlantaJournal-Constitution.InNewOrleans,Handelsmanwonall ofthemajornationalawardsforeditorialcartooning,includinghisfirstPulitzer Prizein1997.
In2001,heleftforNewsdayinNewYork.There,hetaughthimselfFlash animationandin2007becamethefirstpersontowinaPulitzerPrizefor animatedcartoons.
HandelsmanreturnedtoLouisianain2013ascartoonistatTheAdvocate, whichin2019purchasedTheTimes-Picayune.Bothnewspapers,likeGambit, areownedbyGeorgesMediaGroup.
Handelsmanhascompiledhisworkintotenbooks,including“DrawMe sumpthin’Mister!”“PoliticalGumbo”and“I’mDrawingasFastasICan!!!”
OUR NOTENEMY
NewOrleans is wagingwaron thepoor and small businesses butletsmajor problemsfester
BY JOHN STANTON| Gambit editor
OVERA24-HOURPERIODEARLIERTHISMONTH,
NewOrleans conductedmultiplesweepsofso-called“undesirables”intheFrenchQuarterand Bywateraspartofwhatofficialscastasamuch-neededqualityoflifeenforcementpush
Aspartofthepush,MayorLaToyaCantrellmarshalledresourcesfromtheNew OrleansPoliceDepartment,theDepartmentofPublicWorks,parkingenforcementandevenGov.JeffLandry’sstatepolicecontingent,TroopNOLA,toissue warnings,confiscateitemsandinsomecasesmakearrests
Thegoalwasto“maketheEighthDistrictanuisance-freeenvironmentforall residents,businesses,touristsandstakeholderstoenjoyandfeelsafeinthearea,” accordingtointernalNOPDdocumentsobtainedbyTheTimes-Picayune.
Giventheresources,coordinationandfanfarewithwhichthecityconductedthe sweeps,you’dthinkNewOrleanswasengagedinsomesortofmassiveanti-mob pushtargetingtheworstcriminalsandrulebreakerstheCrescentCityhadtooffer
Butthetargetsofthismuscular—andinmanycasesarmed—enforcement actionweren’tgangleaders,mobbossesorpeoplepocketingmillionsofftheir long-termviolationsofcityordinances.Instead,NewOrleansuseditsmightto takedowntarotcardreaders,buskersmakingchangeforphotoswiththeirpet snake,unhousedpeoplestrugglingwithaddictionandschoolchildrendrumming onbucketsfortips
Truly,itwasaveritableroguesgalleryofscofflaws.
Meanwhile,overintheCentralBusinessDistrict,PlazaTowercontinuesto collapseinslow-motion,andthelongneglectednavalbaseinBywater(wherethe anti-unhousedsweepstookplace)rotsawayinpeace,twinmonumentstothe city’slackofinterestinusingitspowertofixproblems.
Andinanalmosttoo-perfect-to-be-truetwist,asthecitywasroustingsecond gradersplayingbucketsfortourists,theSewerage&WaterBoard’spoorplanning plungedNewOrleansintoatwo-day,nearcitywideboilwateradvisorywhichmay ormaynothavebeencausedbyastraymylarballoon.
Turnsoutthatthesedaystheonlypeoplewhocanreally“DoWhatchaWanna” inNewOrleansarethosewithenoughmoneyorconnectionstodoso. Insomerespects,ofcourse,moneyandinfluencehavealwaysbeenthekeys tosuccessfullykeepingthegovernmentoffyourback.That’sbeenarealitysince humansfirstformedtribalsocieties—andit’sbeenapointofcontentionforthe restofuseversince.
AndNewOrleanshasbeennoexception.Everygenerationisrepletewith examplesofwealthybusinesspeopleand publicofficialsignoringanynumberof citylawsandsometimesbasicmoralityin waysthatregularNewOrleanianscould neverdo.
Landdevelopers,construction companies,oilandgasinterestsandtech companiesemploylegionsoflawyersand lobbyiststoprotectthemfromenforcementactions.Soontheonehand,it’s notsurprisingthatthecityhasn’tmade anyseriousefforttoforcedevelopersto actuallydosomethingwiththenavalbase orPlazaTower
ThesamegoesforS&WB.Whileits leadersmayhavetooccasionallyget verballyabusedbytheNewOrleansCity Council,theycansleeppeacefullyat nightknowingmembersofTroopNOLA aren’tgoingtorunuponthemduringa boardmeetingandforcethemtofixits problemsorfindnewjobs.
CouncilBudgetChairmanJoeGiarrusso acknowledgedthisreality.
“Sometimespeoplewhoarepoorer havelessresources,andgovernmentis usedtorunningoverthosepeople [but] whenpeopleofmeansgetinvolved,they say,‘Well,thismaybeaproblem’”and governmentwillslowdownandworkwith them,Giarrussosaid
WHATISNEW,THOUGH,isthe city’sseeminglyintentionaleffortto targetpoorpeople,smallbusinessesand otherslackingthepowerandconnections toprotectthemselves.Thisimpulseto activelytargetthelowestofhangingfruit mayhavestartedbeforethepandemic lockdowns,butithasbecomemuchmore pervasiveintheyearssince
Itstartedtobecomeobviousin2021 whenthecitybegantargetingvendors atsecondlines—whohavelongbeen sellingcolddrinks,beersandfoodduring
parades.By2023,NOPDandother agencieswereactivelytargeting secondlines,particularlyunderthe ClaiborneBridge,shuttingdownunpermittedvendors.
Thatsummer,thecityexpanded itsanti-vendingpushontoSt.Claude Avenue,whichastringofpopularbars, clubsandrestaurantshaveturnedintoa bustlingnightlifehub.Then,sweepsof BourbonStreetbegan
Thenthisspring,thecitybegantargetingartmarkets.Thesesmall,oftenDIY eventshavelongbeenapartoflifein NewOrleans.Butthepandemic—and thesubsequenteconomicdownturn— turnedthemintocriticallifelinesforlocal artists,aspiringchefsandotherswho haveusedthemtohelpmake endsmeet
Thislow-hangingfruitapproachto governancecanalsobeseeninhow thecityhandlesMardiGras.Whilethe wellorganizedandestablishedparades cansuccessfullylobbythecityforroute changes,inrecentyearsthesmaller walkingandDIYkreweshavefaced increasinglydifficultroadblocks.
Krewesareforcedtoshortenand changetheirroutesonaseemingly yearlybasis.Theircostsforpoliceand permitsaren’tsetuntilsolateinthe processitcanbedifficultforthemto raisethenecessarymoney.Insome instances,they’vebeenforcedtoparade onnightsthataretraditionallyquiet duringCarnival,makingitdifficultfor organizerstorecruitenoughmembers tomarch.
Butthere’sbeennosimilaruptickin enforcementagainstwealthyinterestsin thecity.Ifanything,they’regettingaway withevenmore
InthecaseofPlazaTower,thebuilding hasbeenabandonedforsolongthat ithasphysicallyhurtresidents:Debris fromthebuildingfellandinjuredacyclist in2021,andamanfellfromthetower anddiedlastyear.
Butnotonlyhasthecityletthe buildingstayvacant,it’sactuallyplanningtowrapitupintimefortheSuper BowlsotheNFLandtouristswon’t havetobebotheredwiththecrumbling monumenttoNewOrleans’deterioratinginfrastructure.
Infact,CityHallcan’tevenmusterup thepoliticalwilltofixitsowninternal problems.Anewreportfromthe LouisianaLegislativeAuditoronceagain confirmedwhateveryoneintownhas knownforyears:Thecity’sinabilityto payitsbillsontimehasresulted incontractorsnotfinishingstreetrepairs,replacingstreetlightsand generallykeepingupNewOrleans’ basicinfrastructure.
Butdon’tletthecity’srevenueoffices findoutyou’resellingcolddrinksata secondlinewithoutapermit.
“It’sapervasiveproblem,”Giarrusso acknowledged,adding“Idon’t understandhowwemakemountains outofmolehillsandmolehillsout ofmountains.”
FORDECADES,ANDARGUABLY CENTURIES,
NewOrleanshasnot onlytoleratedbutopenlyembracedthe notionofthegreymarket,inwhichhardworkingmicrobusinessesandthoseon thefringesofthebroadersystemwere abletofindspacetoearnalivingwithout theinterferenceofgovernment.
Infact,eventodaythere’splenty ofexampleswheregovernmentand quasi-governmententitiesworkwith people.Taketherecentdustupbetween musiciansandotherperformersand theFrenchMarketCorporation(FMC),a quasi-governmentalentitythatoperates theFrenchMarketandthebroader FrenchMarketDistrict
Themarkethasbeeninoperationin oneform(andlocation)oranothersince 1780.Itandthesurroundingareahave
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alsoplayedhosttoinnumerablelegal,partlylegal,illegal andotherwisebusinesses overitsnearly250-year history.Asaresult,ithaslong beenadestinationforvisitors andevenmanylocals.
That’s,ofcourse,madeit primerealestateformusicians,fortunetellersandotherbuskers,whicheventually ledtoconflictsbetweenthese performersandthemarket.In 2016,theFrenchMarketand themayor’sOfficeofCultural Economyworkedwiththe MusicandCulturalCoalition ofNewOrleanstocreateaset ofrulesgoverningthearea, whichaccordingtoMaCCNO broughtitintolinewiththe restoftheFrenchQuarter Lastweek,however, thingsseemedtochange whensecuritypersonnel begantellingperformersthey neededspecialpermitsfrom theFrenchMarketDistrictto performinthearea.Given thattheareaencompasses notjustthephysicalmarket itselfbutstretchestothe UpperPontalbabuildingon JacksonSquare,thiswasa majorchangeinwherethey couldwork.
Inasocialmediapost, MaCCNOargueditappeared thatFMChad“secretlydecidedtoundothat[agreement], butdidn’ttellperformers, staff,orthepublic.Andof course,theFrenchMarket Corporationregularlyuses thesesamemusiciansintheir ownpromotion.”
Inotherinstancesinthecity,thiswouldhaveledtolinesbeing drawninthesand,likelydrawnintheCantrelladministration andeventuallythecitycouncil.Thecitycouldhavedeployed NOPDtoconductsweeps,causingmonthsoryearsofbadblood beforethecouncilultimatelysteppedinwithasolutionthat didn’treallyfit.
Butthat’snotwhathappened.Instead,MaCCNOandthe FrenchMarketDistricttalked,determinedtheguardswere actingoverzealouslyandthatnochangehadbeenmade.Everythingappears,atleastfornow,tobebacktonormal. Noarrestswereneeded.Noprotestsoccurred.Council MemberFreddieKing,whosedistrictincludestheQuarter, didn’thavetoholdaseriesofpainfulcommunitymeetingswith variousfactionsfightingthisandotherwarsinthecomment period,andnoneworrevisedregulationsweredraftedand consideredbythecouncil
Isthisallentirelylegal?Maybe?Butdoesitmatter?Welltothe performers,themarketandthevisitorswhowanttoenjoyboth no,notreally
Inacitythatgetshardertoliveinonaneardailybasis,governmentshouldbefindingwaystoreversethatsadtrend,whether it’sourterribleroads,havingtochoosebetweenairconditioning orpayingtherentor,Godforbid,makingsomewealthyland developerliveuptotheirpromises.
Butifallthatisstilljusttoomuchforcityleaderstocontendwith, theleasttheycandoisgetoffourbacksandleaveusallbe.
Organizinganartmarket inNewOrleansisn’teasy. Here’showcityrulesmake iteven harder.
BY KAYLEE POCHE
NEWORLEANSMAYORLATOYA
CANTRELL’SDECISIONtoenforcea decades-oldtaxenforcementruleonart marketsearlierthisyearisshiningalight onabrokenpermittingsystemmarketorganizersandvendorssayneedssignificant changestomakeitworkproperly andeffectively.
Puttingonanartmarketisnoeasytask evenunderthebestofcircumstances.Organizersmustfindavenue,recruitvendors andarrangeforpower,musicandpromotion.It’sajobthatcouldgiveevenveteran catwranglersnightmares
Buttheeventisworththeeffortinmost cases,organizerssay.Thatis,untiltheyrun intothenightmareofregulatoryredtape thatCityHallhascreatedoverthedecades AsNewOrleans’marketscenehasgrown, sohasthedifficultyorganizersandvendors havehadindealingwiththecity,theysay.
“Welovethiscommunity,andwe’retryingtocreateit,butit’sjustgettingsohard,” saysMichelleIngram,founderofFreret StreetMarketandFest.
Evenbeforethecitystartedrequiring bondsformarketsandotherspecialevents inApril,organizerssaysuccessfullyputting onaneventinthecityhasmeantovercomingoneregulatoryhurdleafterthenext
Theyciteinconsistenciesincosts,requirementsandevenwhattheyaretoldby cityofficialsandemployees,leadingtoan unwelcomingenvironmentthatdiscourages organizersfromwantingtocontinue.
AnnaSchnitzler,founderofartistnonprofitBayouYachtClub,saiditallbecame toomuchtocontinue.Whilethebondrequirementwasthebreakingpoint,theyfelt likeitwasbecomingharderandharderto hostanartmarketinthecity.BayouYacht ClubshutdowntheirmarketsinJune.
“Theinconsistenciesandunpredictability oftheeventpermittingprocessasawhole havemadeituntenabletohostanart marketinthiscity,”SchnitzlertoldtheNew OrleansCityCouncilearlierthismonth
Last-minute surprises
LISATOURTELOTANDOTHERS startedplanningastreetfestivalfortheVeteransofForeignWarsoftheU.S.(VFW)10 monthsout.EarlyontheywenttotheNew OrleansPoliceDepartmenttoaskthem tosignoffontheevent,sincetheywere goingtoclosestreetsduringit.Tourtelot
saysNOPDtoldthemtheyweren’t requiredtohaveofficersthere.
AccordingtoTourtelot,amonthbeforetheevent,thecitytoldthemthey actuallywouldneedtohireseveral policeofficers,includingasupervisor, foralongerperiodoftimethanthe hoursoftheirevent.
Tourtelotsaysthecostofdoing socameouttoaround$3,500. Thatalonewastwicethebudgetfor theirevent.
“Itfeltlikewewerebeingextorted,”shesays.“Butwedecidedto moveforwardwithitanyway,onlyto haveNOPDthenturnaroundtheday beforeoureventandsay,nope,we don’thaveanyofficerswhocanstand thisduty,sowe’renotgoingtosignoff onthis.”
Luckily,oneofthemembersofthe planningteamfoundaworkaroundin thenickoftime
Thatwasatthesametimethey weretryingtofigureoutthecity’s thenbrand-newimplementationof thebondpolicy Theyhadtrouble evenfindingsomeoneattheBureau ofRevenueofficewhoknewthedetailsofthepolicy.Theyfinallyfigured itoutandsecuredabond meredays beforetheeventstarted.
“WegottheNOPDsignoffbythe skinofourteeth.Wegotthebondby theskinofourteeth.Allofthiswas literallycomingdowntolikethose36 hoursbeforetheevent,andforsomethingthatwehadbeenplanningfor almostayear,”Tourtelotsays.“We justgotthissenseoverandoverand overagainthatthecitywasovertly hostiletothesekindsofevents.”
TheCantrelladministrationdidnot respondtoarequestforcommenton
thisoranyotherissueorganizersand vendorsraisedtoGambit
‘It’s just this huge middle finger’
OTHERORGANIZERSSAYthey alsohavefelthostilityfromthecity whentryingtogetpermitted forevents
WhenBayouYachtClubwastrying tohostanartmarketearlierthisyear aspartoftheChampagneStrollat MagazineStreet,Schnitzlersaysthe citymisunderstoodthetypeofevent theywereputtingon
Cityemployees“werelikesnarky withmeandtellingmethatIwas tryingtohostaparade.Theywere accusatoryalmostaboutit,”Schnitzlersays.
Shesaysherstoryisjustoneofmany
“I’veheardsomanystoriestoo aboutvendorswhohavegonetoCity Hallandbeentreatedverypoorly tryingtogetthelicense,andtheir experienceswereconsistentinsome ways,andthenitwasinconsistentin whetherornottheyweregoingtobe abletogetit,”shesays
Togetmanypermits,organizers andvendorsmustphysicallyvisitCity Hall.Andalthoughthecitytoutsa “One-StopShop”permittingoffice, theyoftenendupgoingbackand forthbetweendifferentcitydepartmentstogetthepermitstheyneed WhentheyarriveatCityHall,the One-StopShoppermittingoffice waitingareaisfurnishedwithcushion-lessboxy,modularseatsresemblingmerchandisedisplaytables.
“It’slikeyouwalkin,andit’sjust thishugemiddlefinger,”Tourtelot says,“like,‘Wedon’twantyouhere, andsinceyou’rehere,we’regoing tomakeyouasuncomfortableas humanlypossible.’”
Vendors struggling too
VENDORSSAYgettinglicensedto sellartandgoodsatspecialeventsis nowalkinthepark,either
Schnitzler,whoalsosellsstationery andartatmarkets,saysvendors needtwoseparatelicensestovend atamarket,ahome-basedbusiness occupationallicensetodobusiness inthecityingeneralandaspecial eventpermit
AccordingtoSchnitzler,theyalso needtwoseparatetaxaccountswith thecity,inadditiontoasalestax accountwiththestate,andtofile returnsmonthly,eveniftheydon’tsell anythingthatmonth.
“Mostartistsareunawareofhow thisworks,howtopayorwhotoask forhelp,”Schnitzlersays.
DreGlass,avendorandmarket organizer,sayswhenshewasapplying foranoccupationallicenseforherhot sauceandpreservesbusinessOnce AroundtheKitchenduringthepandemic,thecityrejecteditformonths Whentheyfinallysentherthelicense,itwasalreadyexpired,shesays
“Iemailedtheguy Iwaslike, ‘Mydude,thisisexpired,’andthe responseIgotbackwas,‘No,itisn’t,’” Glasssays.“Thistook,like,sixweeks toclearup.”
Thenallofasudden,shereceiveda mysteriousmanilaenvelopeinthemail.
“Itjustshowedupinthemail,this unmarkedenvelopewithwhatlooked likeasecondgrader’shandwriting addressedtome,nottothebusiness Therewasnostamponit,”shesays. “Itwasareused,like8x11manila envelope.Itwastapedshut.”
Shehadnoideawhatitwasorthatit wasfromthecityuntilsheopenedit “Ialmostthrewitinthetrash,andit wasmyoccupationallicense,”shesays
Permitting complications
PERMITSTOVENDatspecial eventsare$50yearly,butit’snotas simpleasbuyingapermitandbeing coveredforayear
Vendorscan’tgettheirpermitto sellatspecialeventsuntilanevent
organizeracceptsthemintoanevent andincludesthemonalistofevent vendorstheorganizergivestothecity.
VendorsalsohavetogotoCity Hallinperson,whichcanbehardfor peoplewhoworkduringthedayand peoplewhohavelimitedtransportationaccess
“Itjustbecomesareallyfrustrating andjustanannoyingtask,”Glasssays.
AllbusinesslicensesexpireonDec. 31,creatingabacklogoflicensesthe citymustrenew.It’salsounfortunate timingforthosebusinessownerswho getlicensedlaterintheyeartosell overthewinterholidayseason
Ingram,ofFreretMarket,says she’sbroughttheissueupatmultiple meetingswithcityofficials.
Organizersandvendorsalso complainthatsometimesthecity doesn’tgivespecialeventspermits untilthedaybeforeoreventhedayof theevent.
It’s“justaridiculous,worrisome thing,”Glasssays “Theseare smallbusinesses.”
Reputation for red tape
ORGANIZERSSAY theredtape keepssomesmallbusinessownersin theareafromvendinginNewOrleans.
“Ihavelostcountlessvendorsbecauseoftheprocesstoactuallyobtain thespecialeventoccupationallicense fromthecity,”Ingramsays.“It’soverwhelming It’sburdensome.”
Tourtelotexperiencedthesame thingwhentryingtorecruitvendors forherveteran-focusedfestival.
“Whenwewouldtellthemwhere theeventwas,theywouldjustgo,‘Oh no,no,no.Ihavetodoallthesethings inordertobelegallysquarewiththe cityofNewOrleans soIjustdon’t botherwiththeseevents,’”shesays
Asaresult,theylostoutonseveral potentialvendors,includingveteran-ownedbusinesses
Thesehurdlescanmakeplayingby therulesdifficult,especiallyforbrand newbusinessownerswhomaybe learninghowtomaketheirfirstsales.
Organizersandvendorssaythe cityshouldmakethespecialevents permittingprocesssimplerandmore consistentandprovideeducation classesandresourcestowalkpeople throughthestepsneeded Theyalso wantmorepermitstobeavailable onlineratherthanin-persononly.
“Inacitythathashadsomething liketheFrenchMarketfor200years, you’dthinkwe’dbeabletofigureit out,”Glasssays.
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Meet Dr.Duggan
IearnedmyBachelorofArtsinMolecular Biology with aCertificateinEngineering Biology from PrincetonUniversity. Imoved to NewYorkand then livedinBuenos Aires forsix months before headingto TulaneUniversitySchoolofMedicine. After completing my training,Imoved back to my hometown of Oakland, California,to complete my residency at UCSFBenioff Children’s Hospital. NewOrleans had alreadycapturedmyheart during medical school,soin2013, Ireturnedtothe city I love.Outside of work,Ilovespendingtime with my family andindulging in simple joys likerollerskating.I’m also committedto maintainingahealthy work-lifebalance, especially when it comestohelping parentsnavigatethe challenges of the back-to-schoolseason.
My journeyinmedicinehas been deeply fulfilling, andI’m proudtobepartofthe Children’s HospitalNew Orleansteam, whereweput children first everyday.
Tell us aboutChildren’s Hospital’s ThriveKids Program
Changing thehealthofageneration begins at school,soChildren’s Hospital NewOrleans createdthe ThriveKids StudentWellnessProgram -the first studentwellnessinitiativeacrossLouisiana that allows forcarecoordinationamongst students andfamilies, school nursesand school mental health professionals.
By workingtogether with schoolsacross thestate,our pediatricexperts providethe tools, education, inspiration andexpertise to help allkids grow up healthy-and thrive.Weunderstandthateachschoolis unique,and we work to best supportour school partners in JeffersonParishand NewOrleans Public Schoolsand Agenda forChildren with awiderange of programs andservices,customizedbased on each school’s specificneeds.
Commitment to communityhas been part of Children’s Hospital’sDNA throughoutits 69-yearhistory.ThriveKids wasbornout of that same commitment andisanother wayweare workingto shapeahealthier andsafer future forour kids from birth through graduation. To learnmoreabout ThriveKids,visitchnola.org/thrivekids.
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Dr.HannahDuggan
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Questions& Answers
Howlong have youbeenin NewOrleans?
Imoved to NewOrleans formedical school in 2006 butmoved away forabout 3years during my residency
If youcould turn into an animal, what woulditbeand why?
Apenguin,it’sbeen my favorite animal sinceI wasakid.Also, IwishIwereabetterswimmer andI’m uselessinthe cold so maybebeing a penguinwould help
What will youmissmost aboutsummer?
Hansen’s Sno-Bliz, theCoolZoo at Audubon Zooand watching theOlympics.
If youcould pick one superpower, what wouldyou choose?
Sincemyactual superpower is being unappetizing to mosquitoes,Iwould choose to fly!
What’s one thingabout ThriveKids that you’re most proudof?
To stay healthy, children need ageappropriateimmunizations,regular preventive care andtimelymedical treatmentfor both acute andchronic illnessesand injuries.A lack
of access to healthcare,and thesignificant barriersfacing many of theyoung families in ourcommunity make stayingontop of healthcare difficult.ThriveKids doesn’t wait for kids to show up at ourhospitalbut brings care directly to them with innovative school-based programs designed to advancetheir health andwellbeing
What’s one thingyou wish thecommunity knew about ThriveKids?
We help allkids andfamiliesfind medicaland behavioralhealthcareregardless of wherethey live,where they go to school or if theirfamily hasinsurance
As aparentand pediatrician, what’s one tipyou wouldgive otherfamiliesduringback-toschool time?
Be sure thekids getagood night’ssleep,plan aheadasmuchaspossibleand keep an open mind as youenter this newschoolyear!
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BACKTOSCHOOL
Christ Episcopal School
Early Childhood Campus 120 S. NewHampshireStreet, Covington, LA 70433 985-892-9156
Christwood BoulevardCampus 80 Christwood Boulevard, Covington, LA 70433 985-871-9902
Christepiscopalschool.org
DiscoverChristEpiscopalSchool, amissionand ministry of Christ Episcopal Church celebrating its 40th year.Weare acoeducational college preparatory dayschool forstudents in early pre-kindergarten through 12th grade. The school, with its 650+ students,isset on twounique, idyllic campusesinCovington,and ourgoal is to prepareour students forlivingin God’sworld, with all their rights and privileges,dutiesand responsibilities
The philosophyofChristEpiscopal School reflects the reasons for its origin: to provide asuperior academic opportunitywithin the framework of awarm and nurturing Christian environment.
University ViewAcademy
3113 ValleyCreek Drive,Baton Rouge, LA 70808 (225) 421-2900 |universityview.academy
UniversityViewAcademyisa Louisiana-based K-12 tuition-free online public charter school available to students statewide from any parish.Asone of themostinnovative virtualcharter schoolsinLouisiana,weoffera unique online environmentwithcertified teachers andprovencurricula that allowstudent families theflexibilityand freedom to learnina waythatfits theirlifestyle needs. UVAalsooffers an earlycollege high school program that allows ourstudents to earn afreetwo-year associatesdegreefromapartner communityortechnical collegeby either attending classes on campus or online via dual enrollment. www.universityview.academy
MountCarmel Academy
7027 Milne Boulevard, NewOrleans, LA 70124 (504) 288-7626 |Mcacubs.com
The MountCarmel Academyexperience is filled withopportunities foreach studenttopursue her passions,uncovernew talents,grow spiritually and discover the personGod createdher to become. Students collaborate with peers, view failures as opportunities forgrowthand approachour ever-changing and complexworld with an inquisitivemind. Small classsizes (average of 15) ensure an interactive and inclusive learning environment.Students are encouraged to expandtheir interests andbecome active participants in the community. Exploreour campus,meetour students and teachers, andlearn moreatour Open HouseonOctober 10 at 3-7:30 RSVP on mcacubs.com
Louisiana Academyof Performing Arts (LAAPA)
2020 Dickory Avenue #201, Harahan,LA70123 (504) 208-2301 |laapa.com
Join the Funthis Fall! LearntoPLAY, DANCE, SING,ORACT! Take lessons with our exceptional teachersina positive& fun environment. LAAPAworkswithbrand newbeginners to advanced students preparing forauditions,recordingsessions, etc. All programs arestructured with the opportunitytotailor their educational experience to their preciseinterests and goals. Classesare available eitheronline or on campus at the River Ridge School of Music &dance in Harahan and on theNorthshoreat The Covington School of Music in Covingtonand theMandeville School of MusicinMandeville
St. Andrew’sEpiscopal School
8012 OakStreet NewOrleans, LA 70118 (504) 861-3743 |saesnola.org
Established in 1957,the mission of St.Andrew’s EpiscopalSchool (12 months to eighth grade), is to educate andinspirethe mind, body,and spirit of each individual child with asenseofexcellence and to promotesocial responsibilityinanurturing environment thatvaluesfaith, reason, and diversity. St.Andrew’s is unique, with a small student-to-teacher ratio.Wecreate an environmentwhereour experienced and caring facultyknows and loves everychild.Wefocus on “Cherishing Childhood, Developing Character,and Cultivating Leaders. In addition to arobust academic program,enhanced by state-of-the-art technology, foreign languages, fine arts,and athletics, communityservice rounds out the St.Andrew’s experience.
Atonement Lutheran
6500 Riverside Drive, Metairie, LA 70003 (504) 887-0225 |alcs.org
AtonementLutheran School is committedtoproviding ahigh caliber Christ-centerededucational opportunityfor allour students.Weare Pre-K –8th Grade and offer quality academic training in allareas of instruction. We serveadiversity of educational needs, while instilling responsiblecitizenshiptraitsand values.Wecelebrate theuniqueness and value of each child as agiftofGod/Westrongly believe we are involved in ateam effort with parents and willdoour best to have open linesofcommination andwillprovide andask forsupport as we build acaringatmospherefor families.Join us forour upcoming OpenHouseisonWednesday,October 23 from5-7pm
Educators forQualityAlternatives
1614OrethaCastleHaley Boulevard,New Orleans, Louisiana 70113 (504) 267-9060 |eqaschools.org
EQASchoolsisa forward-thinking network that integrates academicexcellence with the development of Emotional Intelligence and Social-Emotional Learning skills.Byofferinga comprehensivecurriculum thatprioritizes both cognitivegrowthand emotional well-being, EQASchoolspreparesstudentsfor awell-rounded andsuccessful future.Through engaging courses, real-world learning, and valuable resources,our network ensures thatstudents not onlyexcel in traditionalacademic subjects but also cultivateessential life skills likeselfawarenessand effectivecommunication.Thisapproach equips students to navigate challenges with resilience,fostering holisticdevelopment.Notably, we provideadditional supportby offering free childcareservices to studentparents,reinforcingour commitmenttoinclusivity andaccessibility.
Alice and Amelia
NOLA Gifts &Decor
5101 WEsplanade Avenue #1, Metairie, LA 70006 (504) 407-3532 |Nolagiftsanddecoronline.com
It’sBack to School timeand Nola Gifts and Decor is the place to geaux to showyourschool spirit.Door hangers, garden flags, ornaments,socks, tumblers, wall decor from Clay Creations, and so much more.Collegecarepackages arefilledwith necessitatesand surprised thatevery college studentcan usefor their dorm or apartment. Check out our websiteatNolagiftsanddecoronline.com. Custom orders welcome.
4432 Magazine St, NewOrleans, LA 504-402-6206 |Shopaliceandamelia.com
Alice and Amelia hasanassortmentof localcollegiate gear to getyou ready for gamedays!Fromtotebags, to face glitter, to dorm accessories we have all the clothing andgiftstoget your school year started! Alice and Amelia strives to bring youaunique selectionofeye-pleasing and practical gifts originating from small women ownedand family businesses.Stop byour storeonMagazineStreet to shop for your back-to-school needs
R.E.A.D.(ReadingEnrichment and Development)
921S.CarrolltonAve.,New Orleans, La 70118 (504)-495-0233 |readnola.com
Jenifer@readnola.com
Register forR.E.A.D.(Reading Enrichmentand Development) to participate in our dynamic, early literacy program. Children ages 4monthsold through 4yearsold attend each classwiththeir grown-up. Our program isbuiltaroundbooks, movement,music,art, and themed activities.Throughcreativeplay, children develop their skills and bringbooksand languageinto their dailylives.This classisdesigned to makepositive connections between you, your child, andreading starting at an early age. Incorporating booksintothose special times of connection helps children associate reading with positive feelings. Fall Registration is NowOpen! Classesrun from Sept.11-Dec. 7. Early registration runs throughmidnightofAugust31, 2023
Southern Charm Home&Gifts
5928 WMetairie Avenue #11, Metairie, LA 70003 (504) 655-0178 | southerncharmhomeandgifts.myshoplocal.com
At Southern Charm, you’ll findacharming array of apparel, accessories,home decor,and more, perfect forshowcasing your school pride!
From t-shirts,sweatshirts, PJsand socksto earrings, necklaces,bracelets and more, we’ve gotsomething to suit your personal style. Add some flair to your dormorstudy space with unique pillows,throws, anddecorativeaccents. SouthernCharmalsohasdoormats,doorhangers, and garden flags, so youcan show the neighbors which team you’re cheering on next gameday!
Visit us todayand gear up forthe year ahead— let’s make this your most charming year yet! 5928 W Metairie Ave#11, Metairie, LA 70003
Yvonne LaFleur
8131 Hampson Street, NewOrleans, LA 70118 (504) 866-9666 |yvonnelafleur.com
Yvonne La Fleur is afashion emporium featuring ball gowns,wedding gowns,partydresses, suits,classic sportswear,custom hats,lingerie, magicpants, accessories,&her ownsignature fragrance. All alterations arefreeand done on the premises by ourexpertseamstresses. We have served clients forsix decades.The NewOrleans fashion experience is astepbackintimeand a step forwardinfashion.
Mondaythru Saturday10am-6pm
StuartHall School forBoys
2032S Carrollton Ave.,New Orleans, LA 70118 504-861-1954 |Stuarthall.org
Stuart Hall School forBoysisanon-profit privateschool where boys developintellectually,physically and spiritually.Stuart Hall is the only school in the greaterNew Orleans area to offer aCatholic, independent, all-boy education in atraditional elementary school configuration(PK3-7th grade). Faith, scholarship, leadershipand honor arethe foundations upon which Stuart Hall builds future community leaderswho have an unselfishcommitmenttothe service of others. At the heart of its missionisthe belief that “Education is formation, not just information.”Stuart Hall School forBoysdoes not discriminate basedonrace, religion, color, or national or ethnic origin in theadministrationofits employment,admissions, educationalor athletic policies.Learn moreatstuarthall.org
Arden Cahill Academy
3101WallBoulevard, Gretna, LA 70056 (504) 392-0902 ardencahillacademy.com
ArdenCahillAcademy co mb ines as tr ong education with the unique qualities of an outdoor countryenvironment minutes from downtown. Nestled along Bayou Fatma in Gretna,the 12acrecampus currently serves students from six weeksinits InfantCenter through 12th grade in its High School Horsestables,apetting farm,a STEAMLab,art studios, band andmusic rooms,and a300-seattheatermakethe ArdenCahillAcademy campus unique.For more informationon registration, please call 504-392-0902 or visit ardencahillacademy. com. Toursare scheduleddaily by appointment. Interested families areencouragedtoattend atour or come to theFallOpenHouse on October 24
Nola Boo
517Metairie Road,Metairie,LA 504-510-4655 |nolaboo.com
Nola Boo wascreated by aNew Orleans girl wholoves her cityand lovesher Louisianasportsteams! She alsocombined her love of both with fashion. Located on MetaireRoadnear the tracks, Nola Boooffers gameday gear,the latest clothingtrends, accessories,and home decor.Toget youready forthe school year Nola Boo has just received shipmentofgameday shirts and accessoriestoget youinthe spirit.Followthem on Facebook and Instagram and download their app. Shop from home, online at nolaboo com or come in and sayhiboo!
Children’s HospitalNew Orleans
chnola.org
Children’sHospital NewOrleans supportsfamilies fora healthy back-to-school season
As families preparefor the back-to-school season, Children’s Hospital NewOrleans is committedtosupporting the health and wellbeing of children.Fromcomprehensive physical examstomentalhealth resources,the hospital and its ThriveKids StudentWellnessProgram provide essential servicestoensurestudents areready forasuccessful year.Additionally,flushotclinics areavailable to help protectchildren from seasonal illnesses. With afocus on physical and mental health, Children’sHospital is here to assist families every step of theway. Formoreinformationabout theseprograms, visit www.chnola.org/ ThriveKids
Ochsner Children’s Hospital
1514Jefferson Hwy,Jefferson,LA70121 (866) 624-7637 |ochsner.org/locations/ochsner-childrens
At Ochsner Children’sHospital, our toppriorityisproviding exceptional care foryourexceptionalkid. We offera levelof pediatric care unmatched foreverything fromwell-childcheck-ups and immunizations to cancer care and organtransplants. Forthree consecutiveyears, OchsnerChildren’s Hospital has ranked No.1 in Louisiana and is among thenation’stop 50 children’shospitals by U.S. News &World Report.Through our expert care,weare shaping a healthier futurefor ouryoungest patients.Visit ochsner.org/childrens to learn moreorto schedule an appointment.
Discovery Fusion
Discoveryfusion.org
At Discovery Schools, we arededicated to providinga dynamic andengaging learning experience. Our virtuallearning program, Discovery Fusion, enables students to learn from anywhere, anytime.Discovery Fusion offers arobust supportsystemwhere studentscan schedulein-person or virtual instructional supportwith ateacher as needed.Withstudent achievementasthe central focus,weinvolvestudents,parents, and teachers throughout the learning process. Ourexperienced leadership team anddedicatedteachersare committed to deliveringanexceptionallearning experience foreach student. Discovery Fusion currently serves Louisiana students in grades5th-8th and will expand to serve studentsingrades 1st-12th. To learn more, visit DiscoveryFusion.org
Discovery Schools
Discoveryhsf.org
Discoveryour child’sunique potential at Discovery Schools.Our Schools offer meaningful and engaging learning opportunitiessoall students thrive. Since 2013,Discovery hasgrown into a high-performing charter school network, operating twoschools in Jefferson Parish: Kenner Discovery,serving gradesPre-K -12th, andDr. John OchsnerDiscovery, serving grades Pre-K -8.Werecognizeeach child is unique, and understanding howa child learns is important. We offer various support servicestoaccommodate alltypes of learners.Through astrongacademic program, healthsciences integration, and arobust athleticprogram, studentscan discovertalents,exploreopportunities, and achieve success.Tolearnmore, visit discoveryhsf.org.
Ben Franklin HighSchool
2001 Leon CSimon Dr., NewOrleans, LA 70122 (504) 286-2600 |Bfhsla.org
Benjamin Franklin HighSchool has been fostering futures since 1957! With curious and creativehigh-achieving students from every ZIP code in the city, the school revels in its diversity. Afive-timeBlueRibbonschoolthatoffers numerouselectives, Advanced Placement classes,20sports teams, and over 50 clubs, BenFranklin challenges studentsand allows them to discover theirpassions. Visitbfhsla.org to learnmore, and attend Open HouseonThursday,Oct.10, from 5:30 p.m. to 8p.m. to experience firsthandthe commitment to fosteringexcellence thatdefines this school. We look forwardtowelcoming you!
De La SalleHigh School
5300 St. Charles Avenue, NewOrleans, LA 70115 (504)895-5717|delasallenola.com
Rooted in the Lasallianheritage and tradition of the Christian Brothers, De La Salle High School excels in guiding young menand womenofvaried backgrounds to develop spiritually,intellectually, physically,and socially.AtDeLaSalle,we seeour students as the uniqueindividuals theyare,and we challengethem to reach their full potential, both in the classroom and through extracurricular activities. Our aim is to wholly developeach child so thatheorshe will leave with the skills and knowledgenecessaryforcollegiatesuccess.
APROVEN ONLINE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE FOR LOUISIANA FAMILIES.
University View AcademyisaLouisiana-basedK-12tuition-free online publiccharter school available to students statewide from any parish.Asone of the mostinnovative virtual charter schools in Louisiana, we offer aunique online environment with certified teachers and proven curricula thatallow student families the flexibility and freedom to learn in away thatfitstheir lifestyle needs. University View Academy alsooffers an earlycollege high school program thatallows our students to earn afreetwo-year associates degree from apartner community or technical college by either attending classes on campus or online via dual enrollment. This incredible program offers UVAstudents the opportunity toget ahead on their four-year degree while still qualifying for TOPS when they graduate from high school.
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Love of the orF CoffeeCoffee Crawl
AUGUST19-SEPTEMBER2
Getready forabrew-tifultwo-week adventureatyourown pace with ourCoffee Crawl! ExploreNOLA’slocal coffeeshops from August19toSeptember2 andindulge in your favorite brews forachanceto WIN!
HOWTOPARTICIPATE:
1. Visitthe participatingcoffee shopslistedinour guide.
2. Snap aphoto whileyou’rethere! Whetherit’saselfie with your cuporapicture of your coffee with theshopinview, make it fun!
3. Submit your photos by emailing them to vip@gambitweekly.com
OR sharethemonInstagram, tagging@gambitneworleans by Monday,September2,2024.
Complete allthe stopsonthe crawlfor achancetowin our GrandPrize: theMoccamaster KBGVSelectmodelhome brewingsystem, plus FREE VIPentry foryou andaguest to theNOLACoffee Festival on September27-28!
Participants whotakepartinthe crawlbut don’tfinish allthe stops will stillbeeligiblefor additional prizes.These includeaticketto theNOLACoffee Festival,gift cardsfromparticipating coffee shops, andmore! Your prizes will depend on howmanyshops you visitand thephotosyou submit So,the more youdiscover, the higher your chancesofwinning
Questions?Email vip@gambitweekly.com
EvolveCoffee+Matcha
400HARRISONAVE., NEWORLEANS,LA70124
3304WESPLANADE AVENSTE B7, METAIRIE,LA70002
EVOLVECOFFEENOLA.COM
Evolve Coffee+Matcha, locatedinLakeview andMetairie, offerspremium ceremonial gradematchaand sustainablysourced coffeefromMojoCoffee
CurrentCrop
3931MAGAZINE ST., NEWORLEANS,LA70115
CURRENTCROPROASTING.COM
Coffeeloverscan explorehands-onworkshops rangingfrombrewing basics androasting techniques to coffeecocktails andpastrypairings.
CaféBonAmi
822PERDIDO ST.,UNIT E NEWORLEANS,LA70112
CAFEBONAMI.COM
LocatedinNew Orleans’ CBD, Café BonAmi offersexpertlybrewedcoffee,locally made pastries,and deliciousdishesin amodernatmospherefor meetingfriends
FORTHE LOVE OF COFFEECRAWL
TwelfthNightCoffee
628N RAMPARTST., NEWORLEANS,LA70112
TWELFTHNIGHTCOFFEE.COM
TwelfthNight Coffeeisacozy, French Quartercaféhighlightingespresso, matcha andpastrieswhile celebrating itsNew Orleansheritage. Tryarich Café au Lait or refreshing NewOrleans Iced Coffeewithchicory!
LowerCoastCoffee
4228MAGAZINE ST, NEWORLEANS,LA70115
LOWERCOASTCOFFEE.COM
LowerCoastCoffeeoffersthevibrant flavorsofNewOrleanswithcrafted espressodrinks,coldbrew,matcha,and flavoredtea.Thecaféisopendailyfrom 7a.m.to5:30p.m.andhostsChildren’s StoryTimeeverySaturdayat9:30a.m.
NOLABeans
762HARRISONAVE., NEWORLEANS,LA70124
NOLABEANS.COM
NolaBeans,inLakeview,isnowunder newownership.NewownerAllisonis enhancingthemenu,drinkselections, andservicequality.NolaBeans embodiesaloveforreading,localart, andgeekyhobbies,servingasasafe andwelcomingspace.
Hey!Cafe
4300SDERBIGNYST., NEWORLEANS,LA70125
HEYCAFE.BIZ
Hey! Cafe,located in Historic Broadmoor, hasactivelysupported NewOrleans’creativeculture by facilitating aspiritedhospitality setting andhosting artand musichappenings.
TheCoffeehouse
3700PARISRD., CHALMETTE,LA70043
THECOFFEEHOUSEARABI.COM
TheCoffeehousecreates awelcoming environment forall customers. Visitors canenjoy avariety of hot, iced, or blendeddrinks, alongwith signaturecoldbrews andteas. The Coffeehouse offersdine-in drive-thru, mobile orders
TrumpetandDrum
3642MAGAZINE ST, NEWORLEANS,LA70115
@TRUMPETANDDRUM
TrumpetandDrumCoffeeoffersunique menuitemslikethePB&JLatte,Blackberry CreamColdBrew,BlueberryMatcha, &more!Thecaféalsocultivatesasense ofcommunity,withavarietyofseating options,cozyrooms,andacharming gardenpatiointheback
UndergrowthCoffee
4332MAGAZINE ST, NEWORLEANS,LA70115
UNDERGROWTHCOFFEE.COM
UndergrowthCoffee Shop and Roasterieisone of NewOrleans premierLGBTQ-operatedcafeand restaurants. Trythe 100% vegan CoconutNectarlatte,madewith house-recipecoconut milk
LuzianneCafe
481GIROD ST., NEWORLEANS,LA,7013O LUZIANNECAFE.COM
At Luzianne Café,inthe heartof theWarehouse District,savor their signaturecoffee andtea,refreshing mimosas, andother delightful drinks alongsideall-day breakfastand lunchfavorites
PirateKingCoffee
320EXCHANGEPL, NEWORLEANS,LA70130
@PIRATEKINGCOFFEE
Veteranowned,locatedintheHistoric FrenchQuarter,whereyoucan “AwakenYourInnerPirate”!
GospelCoffee
501TCHOUPITOULAS ST., NEWORLEANS,LA70130
GOSPELCOFFEENOLA.COM
Locatedinthe KimptonHotel Fontenot in theCBD,GospelCoffee andBoozy Treats is aplayful cafe with some heart andsoul. It’s aplace forgood coffee alongsidecheekytreatslikeboozeinfusedshakesand frozencustard with allthe fixings
PJ’sCoffee
PJSCOFFEE.COM
Awarmcup of PJ’s Coffee, located in NewOrleans,offers avariety of hotdrinks, organicteas, andiced beveragesmadewithoriginalcold brew.PJ’sservesonlythe top1% of specialtyArabica beansfor a gourmetcoffee experience
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GreaterNew OrleansFoundationhelps land major climateresiliency grants forSoutheast Louisiana
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BY AMANDA MCELFRESH|AMCELFRESH@THEADVOCATE.COM
This articleisbrought to youbythe GreaterNew OrleansFoundation.
TheUnitedHouma Nation (UHN)has been awarded $56.5 million in federal fundstoimplementlarge portionsofits comprehensiveplantoadvance resilience.The grantisthe first awardstemming from a2023Greater NewOrleans Foundation (Foundation) competitioninhonor of its100th anniversary that wasdesignedtoinspire great ideas for resilient infrastructure andispartofover $300 million in newfederal grants for projectsthat theFoundationhas helped catalyze
Thefunding wasannouncedbythe U.S. Department of Commerceand theNationalOceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) on July 26,2024. It will go toward fourphasesofthe UHN’splan–enhancingthe central community resilience hub, establishing andenhancingsatellite communityresilience hubs in each of itssix service area parishes,strengthening and expanding communications,and exploring community-led migration strategies in thefaceofland loss and increasedstormactivity.Afifthphaseoftheplan focusesonbuildingcapacityforeconomicdevelopment “Thisisfor ourpeople. This is for thenext generationstocomeaswellasour elders who have worked so hard to reachthispoint,” said UHN PrincipalChief Lora AnnChaisson. “Our people have participated in so many studiesand meetings. That work has finally paid off.” Throughthe Next 100Years Challenge, the Foundation awardedatotal of $1.2 million to 10 winners,including theUHN,and fiverunners-up, basedontheir ideas for resilientinfrastructure projectsthatheldsignificantpromise for earning state and federal dollars.
“Our goal with theNext100 YearsChallenge was to leverage our investment with tens of millions in state and federal dollars,and theUHN’s$56.5 million grant, oneofthe eight biggest grants NOAA made nationwide,isthe first proofpoint of what we hope will be many more,” said Andy Kopplin,President andCEO of theGreater New OrleansFoundation.
In addition,the Foundation will receive$1.2 million from NOAA that theFoundationand Tulane’s ByWaterInstitute will invest to support implementation of theGreater New OrleansUrban WaterPlan, particularly to supportlow-income communitiesofcolor that aremostvulnerable to flooding. Since2016, theFoundationhas also supportedthe developmentofthe City of New Orleans’ ClimateActionPlan. Recently,the City wonnearly$50 million from theEnvironmental
Protection Agency,which will go toward implementing theplantoprovide solarpanels and batterystorage to low-income families, repopulate thecity’streecanopywithnew treestoreducethe urbanheatisland effect, and expand bike shareaccess
As for theUHN plan, Kopplin notedthatone majorphase callsfor them to renovate thetribal headquartersintoahurricane-fortifiedcommunity resilience hubwithasolar-powered micro-grid and independentsourceofpotable water.
“AfterHurricane Ida, Iwitnessed thetribe doing heroic work providingfoodand water, clothing and cleaning supplies –all withouthavingpower or runningwater at theirstorm-damagedbuilding,” he said.“Imaginehow theUHN will be abletobetter servetheir members and thebroader community in future stormeventsiftheir headquartersis storm-proof and canoperate independentlywith theelectricity and watertheyproduce.”
Across thetribe’s six-parish serviceareain Terrebonne,Lafourche,Jefferson, St.Mary, St. Bernardand PlaqueminesParishesinSoutheast Louisiana, itslands have been particularly vulnerabletocoastalerosion and stormdamage.
“You canvisibly seethe land loss,” ChiefChaisson said.“Places that used to have homesand land for livestockare allwater now, with no indication that thereeverwas land there. We live wherethe land is disappearing. We have hadavisiontoaddress that for alongtime. This fundingwillhelpustomake that vision areality.The developmentofthisplan will benefit our tribal citizensfor generations.”
TheUHN’sparticipationinthe Next 100Years Challengealsointroducedits leaderstoThe Water Institutewho helped with proposalwriting and strategy development. That collaboration will continue as implementation of theplanbegins. LanorCurole, UHNtribaladministrator,saidthe inputfromThe WaterInstitute staff wasinvaluable in helpingthe tribeformalize itsplans and recognize
the good work itsmembers were alreadydoing. “Theypointed outthatweweredoing resiliency hubs.We’re always so focusedonour community work that we hadnever realized we were already doingsomebestpractices,” Curole said.“By the Foundation matching us with TheWater Institute, we were abletosolidifywhatour plan needed, make some tweaks,and putthingsinmore technicalterms.Itwas very validating to know that we alreadyhad theright systemsinplace andlearn that we couldmakethingsevenbetter.”
Kopplinnoted that themostrecentfunding awards arethe latest in aseriesofmajor resiliencegrants over thepastseveral months.Mostnotably, theDepartmentofEnergyawarded more than $200 milliontothe statelastfalltoexpand The Community LighthouseProject initiative pioneered in NewOrleans by theFoundationand Together Louisiana to installsolar panels and battery storage at churchesand nonprofitsthatsupport communitiesafterdisasters.The Foundation wasa catalyst for theproject in NewOrleans,awardinga $1 million granttokickstart itsimplementation “Climate-proofing theGreater NewOrleans region is goingtotakeall of theseeffortsand more in the coming decades. But, it is doable,”Kopplin said “These newgrantsare vitalnextsteps in our work to become themostresilient coastalcommunity in Americaand an affirmationthatweare headed in theright direction.”
TheGreater NewOrleans Foundation is dedicated to driving positive impact by championing charitablegiving,strengthening nonprofits, and leadingcivicprojectsinour thirteen-parishregion of SoutheastLouisiana.For more information, visit www.gnof.org.
EAT+DRINK
Gravytrain
TroyBrocatohighlightshisCajunrootsatnewspot byBethD’Addono |
CUTCHEFTROYBROCATO,andtheman bleedsgravy.
“Icanmakemesomebrown gravy,”saysBrocato,whogrewup inalittletowncalledBelleville,north ofLafayette.
HismomwascountryCajunand hisdadwassicilian,sohemakesred gravytoo
Heserveshishome-grown LouisianacuisineatBrocato’sKitchen, includingpo-boys,gumboandaspectacularmacaroniandcheese,outof thelow-slungbuildingat422s.Broad st.,whereAddisNolahaditsstart.
It’safamilybusiness.Brocato’s ex-wifeCherieBenetrixDillenkoffer handlesthefrontofthehouse,and theirsonAnthonyisbyhisdad’sside inthekitchen
Brocatocomesbyhisculinary pedigreehonestly.OntheCajunside, thelategreatchefPaulPrudhomme washisuncle.Andbothhisgrandmotherscookedathisschoolcafeteriawhenhewasgrowingup
Intentonleavingsmalltownlife, BrocatobecameacookintheNavy whenhewas17.Fouryearslater,his momsenthimtoworkforhisuncle atK-Paul’sLouisianaKitcheninthe FrenchQuarter.
“I’donlybeentoNewOrleansa fewtimesinmylifeatthatpoint,”he says.“Istartedchoppingonions,alot ofonions.”
Hisinvaluableeducationwith Prudhommelasted13years
“Hetaughtmeeverything,”Brocato says.“Howtodevelopmypalate. Howtolayerflavors.Atfirst,everybodythoughthe’dgivemespecial treatment,butthatwasn’ttrue.He washardonmesometimes,which nowIunderstand.Iwasaknuckleheadkid.Buthewasthenicestperson you’deverwanttomeet.”
Hisfirststabatrunninghisownplace wasalunchspotonN.Romanstreet, whichheopenedafewweeksbefore HurricaneKatrinahit.Hedidn’thave floodinsuranceandlostboththebusinessandhishouseinLakeview,hesays Next,heopenedtheshortlived Brocato’sEatDatinNewOrleansEast
Brocato’sKitchenchef TroyBrocato(frontleft)with CherieBenetrixDillenkoffer, cookEricMcDonald(backleft) andAnthonyBrocato PHOTOBYCHERYLGERBER/ GAMBIT
offCrowderBoulevard,aCajunstyle meatandthreespot.Thenhiscatering businesstookoff.In2010,hegota regulargigdoingstaffcateringforJazz Fest.Finally,in2022,hegotoutfront withaboothservingbarbecueBuffalo oysters,sweetcornandshrimpand okragumbo.
Thatgumboisonthenewmenu atBrocato’sKitchen,thedarkand smokyrouxstuddedwiththick slicesofandouillesourcedfromthe traditionalCajunsmokehouseKelly’s CountryMeatBlockinOpelousas. Themenuisanchoredbya$12.99 dailyspecial,andthereisanimpressivelineupofpo-boys,availableby thehalforwholewithaside.The house-maderoastbeefisafrontrunner,witharichgravymadefrom lowandslowcookinginhouse-made
beefstock.There’s hotsausage,ofcourse, friedseafoodandfor thevegetarians,a tomatocaprese.
OnMondays,it’sred beanswithachoiceof sausage,friedporkchop, chickentendersorfried catfish.Dailyspecials alsoincludemeatloaf smotheredingravy,lasagnaandwhitebeans. sidesincludecollard greens,fries—withor withoutgravy—and friedokra.TheRocky& Carlo’s-inspiredbaked macaroniisthereal showstopper.Heusesal dentebucatini,ablend ofcheddar,Monterey jackandcolbycheeses, andeggsandcreamfor anairy,custardbase. There’safriedchicken platterwithmeat sourcedfromafarm nearhisoldhometown.Basketsof frieditemsincludeshrimp,catfish, oysters,aporkchoporchickentenderswithaside.
The“HotBroad,”wasAnthony’s idea,asandwichthatpairsthin, smashburger-stylebeefpatties withhotsausagepattiesandpepper jackcheeseonabun.Anthonyalso dreamtupthegumbeauxfries,toppingthickcutfrieswiththickgumbo andmeltedmozzarella.
Heandhisdadsometimesbutt heads,heacknowledges,“butit’s reallybecausewe’rethesameperson.”
ThereareclubandCaesarsalads, andbyearlyseptember,asaladbar willgracethediningroom.
AnotherofTroyBrocato’sfavorite dishesisCajunmeatballstew,though he’snotsureNewOrleansisreadyforit.
“IgrewupwithCajun-stylemeatballsandbrowngravyoverrice,”he says.“ButwhenI’veputitonasaspecial,nobody’sheardofithere.They’re missingsomethinggood.”
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BANANASFOSTERISANATURALFINALE ATPALACECAFE,theCanalstreet restaurantfromDickieBrennan&Co., onebranchofthefamilythatcreatedthe NewOrleansclassicgenerationsago.
Thesedays,though,thebananapeels normallydiscardedwhenthedessertis madearecarefullycollectedforacocktailexpertworkingbehindthescenesat thecompany’sdowntownrestaurants.
Thepeelsarerenderedintoanoleo saccharum,atypeoffragrantsyrup It’snowasubtlebutdefiningingredientforacocktailmadewithMonkey shoulderscotcharoundthecorner atsisterrestaurantDickieBrennan’s steakhouse.Itlendsdepthandflavor tothedrink,thoughitdoesn’ttaste obviouslyofbanana.
Itwasacharacteristicplaybysusie Bohnstengel,thehousemixologistand spiritseducatoratDickieBrennan& Co.she’sbeenintegratingkitchenand baratthislargerestaurantgroup,and changingboth.
MixologistandspiritseducatorSusie Bohnstengeltakesacreativeapproachto drinksatDickieBrennanrestaurants.
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“Iliketodothingsalittleunconventional,alittleunexpected,”shesays. Hernichehasbeentoessentially “upcycle”ingredientsthatarecustomarilyconsignedtothetrash.That’snot simplytousemoreofwhat’sonhand butalsotocreatenewflavorsfora growingarsenalofcocktailingredients withaculinaryconnection. someofherdrinksatthesteakhouse aredubbed“farmersmarketmartinis.” ButBohnstengeldoesn’tneedtoshop thefarmersmarket.Instead,she’sa
regularpresenceathercompany’s restaurantkitchens,collectingingredientsfromwhatthechefsarealready usingandnormallywouldbetossing.
Recentlyitwastheliquidfromcans ofRomatomatoesatBourbonHouse shemadethisintotomatowater,a fragrantflavorboosterforacocktail withchipotle-infusedMilagrotequila andwatermelon-limezingertea
“WhenIfirstproposedthisideaat therestaurants,theythoughtI wascrazy,soIhavetoprovethem wrong,”shesays.“I’velearned throughexperience,andbypestering chefsaboutwhatthey’redoing, whatthey’reusing.”
shestartedbyturningjettisoned kitcheningredientsintoshrubs,an age-oldcocktailingredient,usually madewithfruit,sugarandvinegar toaddsour,tartorsweetelements toadrink.Eggplant,tomatoand mushroomstemshaveallbeenfodder forthese “Itgoesfullcirclewhenthechefs usetheseshrubsandsyrupsintheir dishes,”shesays.
Herdrinksarefoundonthelists atPalaceCafe,BourbonHouse, TableauandDickieBrennan’s steakhouse,whichisalsoherhome base.Here,sherunswhatshecalls her“lab”inasmallstationinthe cornerofthekitchen.
Theotherrestaurantskeepsmall binsforitemsshe’srequestedfrom theirmenuproduction,orsometimes ingredientsthechefshavelearnedthat shemightwant.Thesebinscanlook likegrabbagsofingredients,whatthe chefsnowcall“susie’sbits.”
Withthisapproach,yourstandard barorderattheserestaurantsmight notbestandardanymore.That’s whystaffnowaskaboutanypossible allergies,evenfordrinksthatwouldn’t normallypromptsuch.
Fat-washingspiritsisawell-known practice,infusingthealcoholwiththe oilandflavorof,say,butterorbacon. Bohnstengelhasdonethiswithandouillefora“redbeansandryecocktail.” LessfamiliarwillbeherGouda-infused ryesyrup,whichgivesahintofthe smokycheesewithasaltyaccentand richflavor.Thisandothersyrupsarefor her“unexpectedsazeracs,”boundfor thesteakhousecocktaillistinthefall someofherothercontributionsto therestaurant’sbarprogramarealittle moreconventional.Ifyouappreciate Irishwhiskeybeyondabarshot,raise aglassforBohnstengel’sworkatthe steakhouse.she’sgrowntheIrishwhiskeycollectiontherefromaboutadozen labelstomorethan50,apointofpride nowforherbossDickieBrennan. sixofBohnstengel’scocktails willbefeaturedattheupcoming
steakhousesummerPicnic.Forone nighteachAugust,thiseventturnsthe steakhouseintoanair-conditioned indoorfestivalofbeef,withchefs fromthecompany’sdifferentrestaurantscreatingself-servestationsfor variouspreparations.
Theeventhasmorerecently becomeashowcaseofLouisiana grass-fedbeeffromCoastalPlains MeatCompany,GonsoulinLand& CattleandCrescentBarFPurveyors There’safun,countryfairfeeltoitall, completewithmuchcowboyattire andvintagecountryandwestern tunesfromDJMatty.—IanMcNulty/ TheTimes-Picayune
CrazierJohnnie’s ITSTARTEDWITHSAUCEANDSEASONINGMIXREVIVINGtheCrazyJohnnie’s steakHousename.Thatlitafirefor countlesspeoplewhorememberthis low-keylegendofMetairie’sdining past.soonitwillalsolightthegrillsona newrestaurant.
Latelastyear,MikeLandrycooked upaplantobringbackthesauces andseasoningsfromCrazyJohnnie’s, whichclosedadecadeearlier.
Theresponsewentthroughthe roofaspeopleclamoredforthe stuffwithrekindledmemoriesofa favoriterestaurant.soon,Landryhad assembledateamtoservetherestaurant’sfamousfiletmignonpo-boys withpop-upsatoutdoormarketsin JeffersonParish
Nowplansareadvancingforanew restaurantundertheCrazyJohnnie’s nameinMetairie
Landryandhispartnershaveleased theformerCityBarMetairielocation at3560VeteransMemorialBlvd.,a fewblocksfromtheoriginalrestaurant’shome
Hesaysathoroughrenovationis intheworksthatwilltransformthe space.Pendingpermits,therestaurant couldbereadytoopeninearlyfall.
Themenuwillfollowthetemplate fromtheolddays,ledbysteaks,“crazy potatoes,”thehousetakeonNew Orleansstylebarbecueshrimpandthe filetmignonpo-boy.
Landry,whoisrelatedtothefamily thatonceranCrazyJohnnie’s,is assemblingstaffandthatincludes manywhopreviouslyworkedatthe restaurant.OneofthoseisElroy “Honey”Mayberry,whohasbeen manningthegrillatpop-ups
Landrysaysheoriginallyhadno intentionofopeningarestaurant, buttheoutpouringofgoodwillsince bringingbackthesauceandseasoning createdamomentumofitsown.
“It’sabsolutelyhappeningnow,I don’tevenhaveachoice,”hesays —IanMcNulty/TheTimes-Picayune
KevinAlker& RyanGuillory
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KEVINALKER’SFAMILYCAMETONEW
ORLEANSIN1848andstartedabusinessmakingoakbarrels,whichthey shippeduprivertowhiskeydistillers andbacktoEurope.Generationslater, he’sgottenmoredirectlyinvolvedin thespiritsbusinessbyopeningthe OldAlkerDistilleryonOakstreet. OldAlkermakesbourbon,vodka,gin andsomeliqueurs,andthedistillery’s baropenedAug.2.Atthebar,Ryan Guillorymakescocktailstohighlight thespirits.Formoreinformation, visitoldalkerdistillery.com.
Howdidyouget interestedindistilling?
KEVINALKER: Ihadplayedaround makingstuff.Idon’tthinkIever madeanythingyouwouldhaveput inabottle.
Idoveinaboutsixyearsago.In2018, IwaslookingforwhatIwasgoingto doinmyretirementafter30yearsin theprintbusiness.Imadethedecision andwentonthisjourneyaroundthe countryandspentalotoftimeatdistilleries.IjoinedtheAmericanDistillers Institute,whichisacraftdistillers organization.Ijoinedthecommunity andmetpeople.Imetaconsultant namedIansmiley,andwetalkedabout productionmethodsandthingsbefore weputtogetherourplan.
AtfirstIwantedtodistill,andinmy mindyouputitinabottleandputit onashelf.AsImetdistillersaround thecountry,Ibecameawarethatthe businessmodelformostofthemwas basedonthefrontofthehouseand toursandtastings.Basicallythefront ofthehousesupportsthebackofthe house,becauseittakesyearsformany oftheseproductstobeready.Youget peopletocomeinandtouryourfacility,andIfiguredNewOrleanswouldbe agreatplacetodothat.
LookingaroundNewOrleans,alot ofbusinesseslikethisareinoutofthe wayplacesbecauseofthewarehousing andall.Idecidedtodotheopposite andputmineinthemiddleofacool environmentwithalotofpeople
Whatspiritsdid youwanttofocuson?
KA: In2018,whenIdecidedIwas goingtodothis,Iantoldmeyou’vegot togetsomethingmadeforwhenyou
open.Ithoughtwe’dopeninthree yearsandhaveathree-year-oldbourbon.Itturnedintoasixyearjourney, sotheywereinstorageforalotlonger, buttheplussidewasthatwehadasixyear-oldbourbon.
ThespiritsIwantedtofocusonare agedspirts:rumandwhiskey,and bourboninparticular.Iwasn’tgoingto makevodkaandginatfirst.Butasthe frontofthehousebecameapriority,I knewIneededtohavespiritstoallow thebartohavesomenicecocktails andtastings.
Forourgin,wehaveacitrus-forward ginwithjuniperintheback.Everything hereiscraftintheback,andwe’re continuingthatfeelintothefront (Asadistillery)wecanonlysell andmakedrinkswithwhatwemake, sowedecidedtodoawholelotof liqueursaswell.Wehaveamaretto, acoffeeliqueurandachocolate liqueur.Wehavestrawberryliqueur triplesecintheworksrightnow.The wholelineexpandedbecausewe wantedtohavearobustexperiencein thefrontofthehouse
Rightnow,weareemptyingsome ofthosebarrelsofbourbon,andwe arebackfillingthemwithrum.Agreat seconduseforabourbonbarrelisrum. We’regoingtomakerumforthenext fewmonths.We’reacoupleofmonths awayfromhavingaclearrumatthe bar,andearlynextyear,we’llhave ouramberrum.We’remakingrumfor threemonths,andthenwe’regoing totransitiontobourbonforfourtosix monthsafterthat.
Whatcanguests getatthedistillery?
RYANGUILLORY: Wehaveallthe toolsweneedtomakeincredible
cocktails.We’reslightlylimited becausewehavetomake(spirits)ourselves.IfIwanttousevermouth,Ihave tomakeit.Iambuildingalotofoleos, cordialsanddifferentsyrups
Oneofmyfavoritedrinksisthe Cupidshuffle,whichisaclassicshaken cream-stylecocktail.Itusesourvodka, ourchocolateliqueur,ourraspberry oleoandcream
KA: It’salmostadessertdrink, butit’snotheavylikeyouthinkit wouldbe.It’slikeachocolate coveredraspberry
RG: Withourginandtonic,I’ve foundthatifyoucarbonatetheentire cocktail,itmakesitamuchbetter experience.Iamaddingourgin,a tonicsyrup,alittlebitoflimejuice andsomewaterandcarbonatingthe entirething.
Withascrewdriverorgreyhound,it makesadifferenceifthejuicesareas freshasyoucanmakethem.
Forwhiskey,wehaveanoldfashioned.Iamdoingamintjuleprecipe straightfromtheKentuckyDerby.The CaneandAbelisasnowballcocktail.I makeablackberryandvinegarshrub andaddthattobourbonandlimesec andbitters.Ipouritovershavedice.It lookslikeasnowball
KA: Atthispoint,weareacouple weeksin.We’reinthefirstphase. Ourwebsitewillallowpeopletobook toursandtastingssoon.Thenext phaseisgoingtobedistribution We’regoingtoself-distribute.Asfar asIknow,we’rethefirstdistillerin Louisianathat’sgoingtoself-distribute.Regionaldistributionisinthe futureforus.It’snotnowbecauseof ourproductionlevels.
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AngeloBrocato’s 214N.CarrolltonAve., (504)486-1465;angelobrocatoicecream. com—ThisMid-Citysweetshopservesits owngelato,spumoni,Italianices,cannolis, biscotti,figcookies,tiramisu,macaroons andmore.Therealsoarecoffeedrinks.No reservations.LunchanddinnerTue.-sun.$ Annunciation 1016AnnunciationSt.,(504) 568-0245;annunciationrestaurant.com GulfDrumYvonneisservedwithbrown buttersaucewithmushroomsandartichoke hearts.Therealsoareseafoodpastadishes, steaks,lambchopsandmore.Reservations recommended.DinnerThu.-Mon.$$$
Bamboula’s—514FrenchmenSt.;bamboulasmusic.com—Thelivemusicvenue’s kitchenoffersamenuoftraditionaland creativeCreoledishes,suchasCreolecrawfishcrepeswithgoatcheeseandchardonnay sauce.Reservationsaccepted.Lunch,dinner andlate-nightdaily $$
TheBlueCrabRestaurantandOyster Bar—118HarborViewCourt,Slidell,(985) 315-7001;7900LakeshoreDrive,(504) 284-2898;thebluecrabnola.com Basin barbecueshrimpareservedwithrosemary garlicbuttersauceovercheesegritswitha cheesebiscuit.Themenuincludespo-poys, friedseafoodplatters,rawandchar-grilled oysters,boiledseafoodinseason,andmore. Outdoorseatingavailable.Noreservations Lakeview:LunchanddinnerTue.-sun. slidell:LunchWed.-Fri.,dinnerWed.-sun., brunchsat.-sun $$
Broussard’s—819ContiSt.,(504)5813866;broussards.com—Rainbowtrout amandineisservedwithtassoandcorn macquechouxandCreolemeunieresauce BrunchincludesBenedicts,chickenand wafflesandmore.Reservationsrecommended.Outdoorseatingavailable.Dinner Wed.-sat.,brunchsun.$$$ CafeNormandie—HigginsHotel,480 AndrewHigginsBlvd.,(504)528-1941; higginshotelnola.com/dining—Themenu combinesclassicFrenchdishesandLouisiana itemslikecrabbeignetswithherbaioli sandwichesincludepo-boys,amuffuletta onflatbreadandaburger.Noreservations Breakfastandlunchdaily $$ TheCommissary—634OrangeSt.,(504) 274-1850;thecommissarynola.com—A smokedturkeysandwichisservedwith bacon,tomatojam,herbedcreamcheese, arugulaandherbvinaigretteonhoneyoat bread.Themenuincludesdips,salads,sandwiches,boudinballs,friedoystersandmore Noreservations.Outdoorseatingavailable. LunchTue.-sat.$$
Curio—301RoyalSt.,(504)717-4198; curionola.com—ThecreativeCreolemenu includesblackenedGulfshrimpservedwith chickenandandouillejambalaya.Therealso arecrabcakes,shrimpandgrits,crawfish etouffee,po-boysandmore.Reservations accepted.Lunchanddinnerdaily.$$ Dahla—611O’KeefeAve.,(504)766-6602; dahlarestaurant.com—Themenuincludes popularThaidisheslikepadthai,drunken noodles,curriesandfriedrice.Crispyskinned duckbasilispreparedwithvegetablesand Thaibasil.Deliveryavailable.Reservations accepted.LunchanddinnerMon.-sat.$$ DesireOysterBar—RoyalSonestaNew Orleans,300BourbonSt.,(504)586-0300;
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sonesta.com/desireoysterbar—Amenufull ofGulfseafoodincludeschar-grilledoysters toppedwithParmesanandherbs.Themenu alsoincludespo-boys,po-boys,gumbo, blackenedfish,friedseafoodplatters andmore.Reservationsrecommended. Breakfast,lunchanddinnerdaily.$$
DickieBrennan’sBourbonHouse—144 BourbonSt.,(504)522-0111;bourbonhouse.com—There’saseafoodrawbar withrawandchar-broiledoysters,fishdip, crabfingers,shrimpandmore.Redfishon theHalf-shelliscookedskin-onandserved withcrab-boiledpotatoes,friseeandlemon buerreblanc.Reservationsaccepted.Lunch anddinnerdaily $$$
DickieBrennan’sSteakhouse 716
IbervilleSt.,(504)522-2467;dickiebrennanssteakhouse.com Themenuincludes avarietyofsteaks,plussearedGulffish, lobsterpasta,barbecueshrimpandmore A6-ouncefiletmignonisservedwithfried oysters,creamedspinach,potatoesand bearnaise.Reservationsrecommended. DinnerMon.-sat $$$
ElPavoReal—4401S.BroadAve.,(504) 266-2022;elpavorealnola.com—Themenu includestacos,enchiladas,quesadillas, ceviche.tamalesandmore.PescadoVera CruzfeaturessauteedGulffishtoppedwith tomatoes,olives,onionandcapers,served withriceandstringbeans.Outdoorseating available.Noreservations.Lunchandearly dinnerTue.-sat.$$
Juan’sFlyingBurrito—515BaronneSt., (504)529-5825;2018MagazineSt., (504)569-0000;4724S.CarrolltonAve., (504)486-9950;8140OakSt.,(504) 897-4800;juansflyingburrito.com The FlyingBurritoincludessteak,shrimp, chicken,cheddarjackcheese,blackbeans, rice,guacamoleandsalsa.Themenualso includestacos,quesadillas,enchiladas, fajitas,nachos,saladsandmore.Outdoor seatingavailable.Noreservations.Lunch anddinnerThu.-Tue $$ Katie’sRestaurant—3701IbervilleSt.,(504) 488-6582;katiesinmidcity.com TheCajun Cubanwithroastedpork,ham,cheeseand pickles.Theeclecticmenualsoincludes char-grilledoysters,sandwiches,burgers, pizza,friedseafoodplatters,pasta,salads andmore.Deliveryavailable.Reservations acceptedforlargeparties.Lunchanddinner Tue.-sun $$
Kilroy’sBar—HigginsHotel,480Andrew HigginsBlvd.,(504)528-1941;higginshotelnola.com/dining—Thebarmenu includessandwiches,saladsandflatbreads, includingonetoppedwithpeach,prosciutto, stracciatellacheese,arugulaandpecans.No reservations.DinnerWed.-sat.$$ LegacyKitchen’sCraftTavern—700 TchoupitoulasSt.,(504)613-2350; legacykitchen.com Themenuincludes oysters,flatbreads,burgers,sandwiches, saladsandaNOLAstyleGritsBowltopped withbacon,cheddarandapoachedegg. Reservationsaccepted.Breakfast,lunch anddinnerdaily $$ LegacyKitchenSteak&Chop—91Westbank Expressway,Gretna,(504)513-2606; legacykitchen.com Themenuincludes filetsmignonsandbone-inrib-eyes,as wellasburgers,saladsandseafooddishes
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Mikimoto 3301S.CarrolltonAve.,(504) 488-1881;mikimotosushi.com Thesouth Carrolltonrollincludestunatataki,avocado andsnowcrab.Themenualsohasnoodle dishes,teriyakiandmore.Reservations accepted.Deliveryavailable.Lunchsun.Fri.,dinnerdaily $$ Mosca’s—4137Highway90West, Westwego,(504)436-8950;moscasrestaurant.com Thisfamily-styleeatery servesItaliandishesandspecialtiesincluding chickenalagrande,shrimpMosca,baked oystersMoscaandchickencacciatore Reservationsaccepted.DinnerWed.-sat. Cashonly $$$
Mother’sRestaurant 401PoydrasSt., (504)523-9656;mothersrestaurant.net— Thiscounter-servicespotservespo-boys dressedwithslicedcabbageandCreole favoriteslikejambalaya,crawfishetouffee, redbeansandriceandmore.Breakfastis availableallday.Deliveryavailable. Noreservations.Breakfast,lunchand dinnerdaily.$$ NewOrleansHamburger&SeafoodCo.— 817VeteransMemorialBlvd.,Metairie, (504)837-8580;1005S.Clearview Parkway,Jefferson,(504)734-1122; 2515BManhattanBlvd.,Harvey,(504) 684-6050;4141St.CharlesAve.,(504) 247-9753;6920VeteransMemorialBlvd., Metairie,(504)455-1272;nohsc.com The menurangesfromburgerstoItaliandishes, friedseafoodplatters,po-boys,saladsand more.Thin-friedCatfishLafitteisserved overricepilaf.Deliveryavailable.Lunch anddinnerdaily $$ Neyow’sCreoleCafe—3332BienvilleSt., (504)827-5474;neyows.com Themenu includesredbeansandricewithfriedchicken orporkchops,aswellasshrimpCreole,seafoodplatters,po-boys,char-grilledandraw oysters,saladsandmore.sideitemsinclude carrotsouffle,macandcheese,cornbread dressing,sweetpotatototsandmore.No reservations.Lunchdaily,dinnerMon.-sat., brunchsun.$$
NiceGuysBar&Grill—7910EarhartBlvd., (504)302-2404;niceguysbarandgrillnola. com—Char-grilledoystersaretopped withcheeseandgarlicbutter,andother optionsincludeoystersRockefellerand loadedoysters.Thecreativemenualso includesseafoodbread,aCajun-lobster potato,wings,quesadillas,burgers,salads, sandwiches,seafoodpasta,loadedfriesand more.Noreservations.Lunchdaily,dinner Mon.-sat $$$
OrleansGrapevineWineBar&Bistro— 720OrleansAve.,(504)523-1930;orleansgrapevine.com—Thewinebaroffers cheeseboardsandappetizerstonoshwith wines.ThemenuincludesCreolepasta withshrimpandandouilleintomatocream sauce.Reservationsacceptedforlarge parties.Outdoorseatingavailable.Dinner Thu.-sun $$ PalaceCafe 605CanalSt.,(504) 523-1661;palacecafe.com—ThecontemporaryCreolemenuincludescrabmeat cheesecakewithmushroomsandCreole meunieresauce.Outdoorseatingavailable.
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ParishGrill—4650W.EsplanadeAve.,Suite 100,Metairie,(504)345-2878;parishgrill.com—Themenuincludesburgers, sandwiches,pizzaandsauteedandouille withfigdip,bluecheeseandtoastpoints. Reservationsaccepted.Lunchanddinner Mon.-sat $$
PeacockRoom—KimptonHotelFontenot, 501TchoupitoulasSt.,(504)324-3073; peacockroomnola.com—Atbrunch,braised shortribgrilladesareservedovergritswith mushrooms,apoachedeggandshaved truffle.Reservationsaccepted.DinnerWed.Mon.,brunchsun $$
Rosie’sontheRoof—HigginsHotel, 480AndrewHigginsBlvd.,(504)528-1941; higginshotelnola.com/dining—Therooftop barhasamenuofsandwiches,burgers andsmallplates.Crabbeignetsaremade withGulfcrabmeatandmascarponeand servedwithherbaioli.Noreservations. Dinnerdaily.$$
Tableau—616St.PeterSt.,(504)9343463;tableaufrenchquarter.com—The menufeaturestraditionalandcreative Creoledishes.Pastabouillabaissefeatures squidinkmafaldine,littleneckclams,Gulf shrimp,squid,seafoodbroth,rouilleand herbedbreadcrumbs.Outdoorseating availableonthebalcony.Reservations recommended.DinnerWed.-sun.,brunch Thu.-sun $$$
Tacklebox—817CommonSt.,(504) 827-1651;legacykitchen.com Themenu includesrawandchar-broiledoysters, seafoodplatters,po-boys,friedchicken, crabandcornbisqueandmore.Redfishst Charlesisservedwithgarlic-herbbutter, asparagus,mushroomsandcrawfishcornbread.Reservationsaccepted.Breakfast, lunchanddinnerdaily.$$
Theo’sNeighborhoodPizza—1212S. ClearviewParkway,Elmwood,(504) 733-3803;2125VeteransMemorialBlvd., Metairie,(504)510-4282;4024CanalSt., (504)302-1133;4218MagazineSt.,(504) 894-8554;70488Highway21,Covington, (985)234-9420;theospizza.com A MarilynnPotasupremepieistoppedwith mozzarella,pepperoni,sausage,hamburger, mushrooms,bellpeppersandonions.There alsoaresalads,sandwiches,wings,breadsticksandmore.Deliveryavailable.Lunch anddinnerTue.-sat $
Tito’sCeviche&Pisco—1433St.Charles Ave.,(504)354-1342;5015MagazineSt., (504)267-7612;titoscevichepisco.com—The Peruvianmenuincludesseveraltypesof ceviche,aswellassteakandseafooddishes. Traditionallomosaltadofeaturessauteed beeftenderlointips,onions,tomatoes,soy sauceandpisco,servedwithpotatoesand rice.OutdoorseatingavailableonMagazine street.Deliveryavailable.Reservations accepted.LunchanddinnerMon.-sat., brunchsun.$$$
TheVintage 3121MagazineSt.,(504) 324-7144;thevintagenola.com—There’sa fullcoffeedrinksmenuandbakedgoodsand beignets,aswellasafullbar.Themenuhas flatbreads,cheeseboards,smallplatesand apressedveggiesandwichwithavocado, onions,arugula,redpepperandpepper jackcheese.Noreservations.Deliveryand outdoorseatingavailable.Breakfast,lunch anddinnerdaily.$$
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theWorld.”NewOrleansnativesean Pattonopensforhimat8p.m.sunday, Aug.25,atTipitina’s.Tickets$35 viatipitinas.com.
RuPaul’sDragRace
AllStarsLive
Starsof“RuPaul’sDragRace” performinaliveshow.Thetour featuresAngeria,Gottmik,Jorgeous, PlastiqueTiara,RoxxxyAndrews, shannelandVanessaVanjie.At8p.m. sunday,Aug.25,attheMahaliaJackson Theater.Tickets$59.50-$279.50via mahaliajacksontheater.com.
Jane’sAddiction &LoveandRockets
LosAngeles’Jane’sAddictionandthe BritishgroupLoveandRocketsoccupieddifferentspotsonthespectrum ofrisingaltrockinthelate1980s.But thebandsaretogetherinthisthrowback tour,andafter14years,it’sareunionfor PerryFarrell,DaveNavarroandotherthe originalmembersofJane’sAddiction.At 7p.m.sunday,Aug.25,attheFillmore Findticketsviafillmorenola.com.
NewOrleansSaints vs.TennesseeTitans
TheNewOrleansSaintsconclude theirpreseasonscheduleagainst theTennesseeTitansattheCaesars superdome.At1p.m.sunday,Aug. 25.Findticketsandinformationat neworleanssaints.com.
‘KatrinaBabies’
LocalfilmmakerEdwardBuckleswas 13yearsoldwhenHurricaneKatrina andtheleveefailuresdevastatedNew Orleans.Hisfilm“KatrinaBabies” documentstheexperiencesofhis peersduringandafterthestormand givesvoicetohisgeneration’slosses, displacementandtrauma.Buckles leadsadiscussionafterascreening at6p.m.Wednesday,Aug.21,at NOMA.Admissionisfree.Finddetails atnoma.org.
PunkBlackBlockParty
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PunkBlackisallaboutbuildingup spacesforBIPOCpunkmusiciansand artiststhroughconcertsandfestivals acrossthecountry,includingseveral eventsinNewOrleansinthelastfew years.They’renowthrowingtheirlargestNewOrleanseventalongst.Claude Avenueonsaturday,Aug.24,with musicatsiberiaandHi-HoLounge, karaokeatKajun’sandburlesque performancesatTheAllWaysLounge &Cabaret.Thelineupoftouringand
localbandsincludesKaonashi,uniity, BeingHvman,screamingunderwater, LisbonGirls,CodeBlackandmore Ticketsare$37.20viadice.fm.Find moreinfoatpunkblack.com.
TeenaMay
Singer-songwriterTeenaMayplays amixoffolkandpopandseemsto haveaboundlesspooloforiginals andcoversshecanpullfrom.Maywill bejoinedbyCaryHudsonandDrew Youngforasinger-songwriternight hostedbytheCuttingEdgeConference at7p.m.Wednesday,Aug.21,at Buffa’s.Ticketsare$10.Findmore infoatbuffasbar.com.
IanLara
NewYorkcomedianIanLarahas beenonatear,releasingspecialson ComedyCentralandHBOin2022. He’scomingtoNewOrleansfortwo nightsofshowsatJunkDrawerCoffee. At7and9p.m.Friday,Aug.23, andsaturday,Aug.24.Tickets$25 viaeventbrite.com.
BlackFlag
BythetimeHenryRollinshadjoined BlackFlagin1981,thehardcore bandhadalreadyhadacollectionof ground-breakingEPs,whichwasbundledupintothe1983compilation“The FirstFourYears.”Today,BlackFlagis stillhelddownbyguitaristGregGinn andincludesvocalistMikeVallelyand morerecentadditionsbassistAustin searsanddrummerCharlesWiley.The bandisontheroadthissummerplaying“TheFirstFourYears”infulland stopsatsouthportHallat7:30p.m. Friday,Aug.23.Ticketsare$43.18 viasouthporthall.com
Drag-Tanic
DragperformerToraHimancaptains anightofunsinkableentertainmentwith“Drag-Tanic.”Theshipof QueensfeaturesLaveauContraire, DebbiewithaD,MuffyVanderbilt, KatrinaWatersandKozmik.At8:30 p.m.Wednesday,Aug.21,at AllWaysLounge.Tickets$25-$45 viaeventbrite.com.
LalahHathaway
ThedaughterofsoulsingerDonny Hathaway,LalahHathawaywent intothefamilybusinessandcollected fiveofherownR&BGrammyawards, includingBestR&BAlbumfor“Lalah HathawayLive.”InJune,shereleased herlatestalbum,“Vantablack.”she performsat7p.m.sunday,Aug.25, atOrpheumTheater.Findtickets viaorpheumnola.net
AUGUST17&18
JumboFriedSoftshell Crab over crab cake toppedw/ NewOrleans stylebbq butter ThinFriedPaneedPorkRibeye over linguiniw/red gravy
Paneed Pork RibeyePoboy w/ mozzarella cheese andred gravy
Baked Salmon served over seasoned sautéedspinach & mushroomstoppedwithcreamyflorentine sauce Mushroom &Spinach Stuffed Chicken toppedwithflorentine saucew/ garlic mashed potatoes &veggies Slow Smoked BbqBrisket served with baked Mac&Cheese andcandied sweetpotatos
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MONDAY19
BAMBOULAS JonRonierBand,5:30 pm;LesGetrexandCreoleCooking,9pm
BJ'SLOUNGEBYWATER—RedBeans andBluesw/WashboardChaz& JonathanFreilich,9pm
BOURBONOBAR KidMerv,8pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— MatineeAllstarBand,1pm;TinMen, 5pm;Richard"Piano"scottand Friends,8pm
TUESDAY20
BAMBOULAS AaronLevinsonand Friends,5:30pm;CaitieB.andTheHand MeDowns,9pm
BOURBONOBAR—IngridLucia,8pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB
Richard“Piano”scott,1pm;ColinMyers Band,5pm;FritzelsAllstarBandW/Tom Fischer,8pm
ROCK'N'BOWL JavierOlondo& Asheson,8pm
THERABBITHOLE—RebirthBrass Band,8pm
WEDNESDAY21
BAMBOULAS—CalebNelsonandHisHot 5,5:30pm;TheQueenandFriendz,9pm BLUENILE NewBreedBrassBand, 9:30pm
BOURBONOBAR E.T.Band,8pm FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— Richard"Piano"scott,1pm;Bourbon streetstars,5pm;FritzelsAllstarBank w/ChuckBrackman,8pm
PRYTANIATHEATRESATCANALPLACE PhilipMelancon,7pm
THURSDAY22
BAMBOULAS ChristinaKaminisand TheMix,5:30pm;WolfeJohn'sBlues Band,9pm
BJ'SLOUNGEBYWATER—DickDeluxe Revue,9pm
BLUENILE WhereY'atBrass Band,9pm
BOURBONOBAR ClarenceJohnson Trio,8pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB—
Richard"Piano"scott,12:30pm;Doyle CooperBand,2:30pm;Johnsaavedra Band,6pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— FritzelsAllstarBandw/KevinRay Clark,8pm
PEACOCKROOM,HOTELFONTENOT— DaLovebirdswithRobinBarnesandPat Casey,8pm
ROCK'N'BOWL—HoraceTrahan& OssunExpress,8pm
SANTOS IVandthestrangeBand,Holy Locust,9pm
THEGOAT—ThePause,Mars&Other Planets,VantaVega,9pm
FRIDAY23
BAMBOULAS—FelipeAntonioQuinteto, 1:15pm;LesGetrexandCreoleCooking, 6:30pm;Bettisand3rdDegreeBrass Band,10pm
BJ'SLOUNGEBYWATER Miss MarthaandherGoodtimeGang+ RoseVaughn,9pm
BLUENILE—TheCaesarBrothers FunkBox,8pm;KermitRuffinsandthe Barbecueswingers,11pm
BOURBONOBAR—Ellensmith&April spain,4pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— MatineeAllstarBandw/RossHoppe, DwayneBurns,2:30pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— Richard“Piano”scott,12:30pm;sazarac Allstars,6pm;FritzelsAllstarBandw/ KevinRayClark,9pm
NOLABREWING—TheRiver Benders,7pm
ROCK'N'BOWL—Groovy7,8:30pm
SATURDAY24
30°/-90°—Audrey&theCrawZaddies,5pm
BAMBOULAS—JohnnyMastroBlues, 6:30pm;PaggyPrineandsouthern soul,10pm
BAMBOULAS—TheJaywalkers,1:15pm
BJ'SLOUNGEBYWATER WhipAppeal +GrapeCandy,9pm
BLUENILE GeorgeBrownBand,8pm; TheNextLevelBand,11pm
BOURBONOBAR—BrianWingard,4pm; TheBluesMasters,8pm
FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— Richard"Piano"scott,12:30pm;steve DetroyBand,2:30pm;BourbonMatinee AllstarBandw/ChuckBrackman,6pm; FritzelsAllstarBandw/KevinRay Clark,9pm
NOLABREWING—Otra,7pm
PRYTANIATHEATRESATCANALPLACE —PhilipMelancon,7pm
ROCK'N'BOWL EaglesvsFLeetwood Mac,8:30pm
SANTOS—HeavyTempleandValleyof thesun,9pm
WILDLOTUSYOGA—ElectricYat Quartet,7pm
WashboardChazplaysBJ’s August19withJonathanFreilich. PHOTOBYMICHAEL DEMOCKER / THETIMES-PICAYUNE
SUNDAY25
BAMBOULAS—Youse,1:15pm; MidnightBrawlers,5:30pm;EdWills Blues4sale,9pm
BJ'SLOUNGEBYWATER James McClaskeyandtheRhythmBand,9pm
BLUENILE—streetLegendsBrass Band,10:30pm
BOURBONOBAR—Marcstone,4pm; samPrice,8pm FRITZEL'SEUROPEANJAZZCLUB— DoyleCooperBand,12:30pm;Matinee AllstarBandw/RossHoppe,Dwayne Burns,5pm;FritzelsAllstarBandw/Mike Fulton,8pm
ORPHEUMTHEATER LalahHathaway,7pm
SANTOS—BerlinTaxiw/Libson Girls,8pm
DANCE
Dreamteam
byWillCoviello
ONITSFIFTHANNIVERSARY,KESHAMCKEY’S KMDANCEPROJECT presentedashowcase ofshortworksatthe ContemporaryArts Center,whereshewas finishingasouthern Crossingsartistresidencyandthefull-length multi-disciplinarypiece “RawFruit.”
Thepandemicdelayed herplanstotour“Raw Fruit”byafewyears, butthecompanyhas takenittoNewYork andAlabama.There areupcomingshowsin southCarolinabeforeitreturnstoNew Orleansforanotherrunearlynextyear Inthemeantime,KMDancehasbeen workingonashowcasetocelebrateits 10thanniversary.Thatshow,“Building Dreams,”runsAug.23-25attheCAC.
The10-yearmilestonehasinformed someoftheworks.
“We’rebeingreflectiveaboutwhere wecamefromandwhoarealltheartists wholaidthefoundationforustodo whatwedo,”McKeysays.
McKeyalongwithlongtimecompany memberandcollaboratorCatherine Caldwelldevised“RawFruit”asa broadlookatthehistoryandcultural traditionsthataffectedBlacklives, identityandmatrilinealrelationshipsin NewOrleans.For“BuildingDreams,” theyworkedfromanewperspectiveto createtheshortpiece“FromWithin.”
“Wehavebeencenteringourprocessesaroundjoyandcelebration,and beingabletotakeastepbackandhave afeelingaboutwhatjoylookslike,what ittasteslike,”McKeysays.
Thepieceusestheentirecastof17 dancersperforminginthe10worksin “BuildingDreams.”It’ssettoasongby thesouthAfricanacappellagroupThe Joyandapercussion-basedpieceby Malianartistscalled“KunfeTa.”
Theprogramisvaried,with11 contributingchoreographers,manyof whomalsoperform.Therosterreflects KMDanceProject’snetworkofrelationshipsinthelocaldancecommunity andbeyond.
JoshuaP.Bellisafashiondesigner aswellasachoreographer.He designeddressesforthethreedancers in“Prime3,”whichimaginesthe womenasgoddesses.
KehindeIshangiisacompany veteranandcurrentlyonthedance facultyatFloridastateuniversity.Her
piece,“TheLiberationofMs.sophia,” isaboutsteppingintoconfidence, self-loveandacceptance,McKeysays It’sasoloworkthatwillbeperformed byCaldwell
“Rire:tojoketorib”byAmari Pattersonisanepisodicworkinthree partsthatreflectsonlossesdueto HurricaneKatrinaandwhatisgained fromcopingwiththem
Oneofthepiecesisafilm.Jeremy Guytonpreviouslycontributedafilmed pieceaboutexploringhisrelationship withhisadoptiveparents.Thenew pieceisacontinuationofitfollowing hismother’sdeath.Hewentthrough thefamilyhouseandmementoslike photographstoexaminetherelationshipinanewlight.
Theshowalsoincludesworksby cyancian,Ceylonseiber,Celine seiber,KristalJonesandMillenique MarieBrown.
Theprogramalsofeaturesapreview ofadocumentaryfilmMcKeyand Caldwellhavebeenworkingonabout thecompany’stiestotheirmany mentors.Thefilmhasinterviewswith dancersandchoreographersincludingAusettuaAmorAmenkum,Nicole Buckles,LulaElzy,KaiKnight,Maritza Mercado-Narcisse,GreerE.Mendy andothers.
“They’retalkingabouttheirteachers andsettingthefoundationsforusin NewOrleansandwhattheirexperienceswere,”McKeysays.
Thecompletedfilmwillpremierein latefallorearlynextyear,McKeysays. Ticketsare$16.22-$21.29via cacno.org.Formoreinformation aboutKMDanceProject,goto kmdanceproject.org
GOINGOUT
LiveO.A.K.
byWillCoviello
NIKKIMINERISTHEREIGNINGQUEENof theKreweofO.A.K.,whichisknown fortwoannualcostumedparades.The newroyaltyascendstotheirthronesat theparadeandballontheFridaybefore FatTuesday,andtheyreignagainatthe Augustevent,MidsummerMardiGras Thenearly40-year-oldkreweheld its2005paradelessthantwodays beforeHurricaneKatrinamadelandfall, butthatwasn’tadeterrenttomany dedicatedrevelers.
“IwasstillincostumewhenIdecided toevacuate,”Minersays.“Ididn’tknow ifIwasgoingtoevacuate,butIknewI wasgoingtodoMidsummerMardiGras.”
MinerandtheKreweofO.A.K.are backthissaturday,Aug.24,foran eventthathasgrowntoincludemany Carnivalkrewesamongitshundredsof marchersandbands.Theparadelineup beginsat6p.m.,anditdepartsat7 p.m.onaroutethroughtheCarrollton neighborhoodbeforereturningtothe MapleLeaf,wheretherewillbelive musiconanoutdoorstage,aswellas
numerousafter-partiesaroundOak steetandbeyond
TheKreweofO.A.K.takestheMaple LeafBarforahome.
“EverytimeIwalkintotheMapleLeaf, everybodystopswhatthey’redoingand screams,‘Allhail,myQueen,”Minersays.
There’saceremonywithQueen MinerandKingAndrewQuaidfromthe balconyoftheMapleLeafat6:30p.m. saturday.At7p.m.,theparadeheads downOakstreetanddoesalargeloop onCarrolltonAvenue.There’smusic outsidetheMapleLeaf,andtheKrewe ofO.A.K.holdsitsballinside O.A.K.’sofficialthemeis“BigTitty Takeover,”whichreferstotheMaple Leaf’sFacebookpagebeinghijacked duringJazzFest,sayskrewespokesmanRyanGuillory.
“WegothackedinthemiddleofJazz Fest,”Guillorysays.“spammersstarted postingverylargebreastedwomenon ourpageoverandoveragain.”
Inadditiontobeingamemberof O.A.K.,Minerstartedthedancetroupe
KingAndrewQuaidandQueenNikkiMinerrule overtheKreweofO.A.K.’sCarnivalparade. PHOTOPROVIDEDBYNIKKI MINER
TapDataswellasthedanceschool,City ParkMovementandArt,whichteaches avarietyofdancestylestostudents3 yearsoldthroughadults.
shestartedTapDat,atap-dancing Carnivalgroup,tobealittledifferent fromotherwomen’sdancetroupes.For theO.A.K.CarnivalparadeinFebruary, sherequestedthatparadegoerswear tapshoes,andmorethanahundred did,shesays.
TapDatisamongthefirstCarnival groupstoofficiallyparticipatein MidsummerMardiGras.Theparadeis free,butasitssizehasgrown,there’s beenmorecoordination.Thereisoften acontingentfromtheIntergalactic KreweofChewbacchus.Thespace Vikingsarebringingtheirnewdance troupe,theVal-Carre,andadecorated musicwagon.
Alsoparticipatingthisyeararethe KreweofOvernightMarignade,Krewe ofsexualLumberjackswithultimate Talents(s.L.u.T.),acoupleofKrewedu Vieuxsubkrewes,theBayouBabesand Jamettesdancegroupsandmore. Inrecentyears,afterpartieshave proliferatedalongOakstreetand nearbyblocks.TheKreweofOvernight MarignadehasanafterpartyatCarrollton stationwithmusicbyTheLoveMuscles andCardboardCowboy.
Thisyear,thespaceVikingsare holdingaMidnightsunafterpartyat southportHall,whichisaboutseven blocksfromtheMapleLeaf.space VikingsfounderBrennansteeleiscreatingaspectacleofvideoprojection,and therewillbeseveralDJs,mostofthem associatedwithCarnivalkrewes,like DTRfromsharknadeauxandDirtysouth Housefroms.L.u.T.(TicketstoMidnight sunare$20viaspacevikings.org.)
ForinformationaboutMidsummerMardi Gras,gotofacebook.com/koak69
Children'sPrograms
Sprouts: Childrenunder 5and their parents/ caretakersmeetinour interactiveDiscovery Garden forearly childhood enrichment.
VueCrew: Kids ages 5to10learn gardening techniques, makenature-based art, and exploretheirconnectiontothe naturalworld.
PREMIER CROSSWORD PUZZLE
PUZZLING PERJURY
By Frank A. Longo
ACROSS
1Illuminated like quaint old streets
7“Taxi” mechanic Gravas
12Shut noisily
16“If u ask me ...”
19Full of mischief
20Dam on the Nile
21Very angry
23What you may feel after doing something very bad
25In a messy way
26Be worthy of
27Feudal sovereign
29Big name in car rental
30Bad-mouth
31Currency in 60-Down
32Hosp zones
33James of “Gunsmoke”
35Sly plan
38Somewhat
42Shed for watercrafts
44In terms (not using technical jargon)
46“Fernando” group
48Ballet bend
49Settle the bill
50Bi- x four
51Top 40 DJ Casey
53“My life open book”
55Clothing supporter 59Smidgens
61Wild West’s Wyatt
65North of Iran-Contra
66Decks in a boxing ring
67Mediocre
68Loan shark
70New York Giants legend
72Certain cereal bran
74In a macabre manner
75Down East dweller
76“Night” writer Wiesel
77PE place
79Allayed
80Wintour of fashion
81Thus far
83Major leaguer, e.g.
85Endure
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87Fossil rock
89Debt security
90Biceps locale
93Spiced tea 95Dueling tool
96Close enough to touch 100 People tending butting beasts
Hunger sign
Et (and others)
Banked (on) 107 Diner bill 109 Gallery stuff 111 Get decayed
112 Terse confession
113 “Hold on just a minute!”
117 Planted “pet”
119 Nutty holiday dessert
122 Commit perjury or what literally can be found eight times in this puzzle
125 Unsticks, as a sticker
126 Fifth wheel?
127 Caron of “Lili”
128 Letters before esses
129 Doing the job
130 1941 Oscar winner Mary
131 Park board
DOWN
1They may be AWOL
2Old Glory’s home
3Very eye-catching
4Pick-me-up
5Atoll part
6E’en if 7Señora, say
8Court great Arthur
9Little branch
10“Citizen” of film
11Trig measure
12Cousin of a custard apple
13“Casablanca” character Ilsa
14ABA mem.
15Med. scan
16“Uncle!”
17Actress McCarthy
18Homeric epic
22“A Bell for --” (1944 novel)
24Hoppy brew
28Sky sphere
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30Broadband inits.
31Gossipy sort
33Up for debate
34Emu’s cousin
36Full of feeling
37Bush knife
39Fundraisers with food
40Bridge beam
41“Wipeout” channel
43Et (and others)
45Descended
47Vowel string
52Color of a forest “carpet”
54Computer system modeled on the human brain
55Punctuation causing pausing
56Fake fat brand
57Wagering everything
58Viscid
60Japan’s capital
62Come about
63Find new tenants for
64Marvel superhero Kitty
67That gal
69“Listen, pal!”
71Threw away
73Donate 10%
78African land
82Galaxy unit
83Supplication
84Hint of color
86Dull hurt
88Tablet extra
90Great-grandfather of Nero
91Certain stag or doe
92Intentions to do evil
94Phishing crime
97TV antennas
98Zagreb locale
99Fedora or fez
101 -- wave
102 Paulo
104 Accumulate
108 Raft wood
110 Ruby-hued
113 Hotel room service, often
114 Helpful hints
115 Oven output
116 Irish money
117 Ontario tribe
118 Nylons, e.g.
120 Intel org.
121 Chili holder
123 Urban trains
124 Whack down