ILLUSTRATED: WHAT KIND OF NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION ARE YOU?

ILLUSTRATED WHAT KIND OF NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ARE YOU?

‘I’M GOING TO GO TO THE GYM, FOR REAL THIS YEAR’

• You’ve unironically used the phrases “hot girl summer” and

“revenge bod” • You follow no less than 25 fitness gurus on Instagram • Spent your Christmas money on a pair of overpriced Lululemon leggings • Will stop going to the gym when your other new year’s resolution to stop texting your ex fails and you fall back into a comfortable, yet slightly toxic relationship

‘I’M LEGIT GOING TO STOP TEXTING MY EX’

• ‘Accidently’ snapped your ex on New Year’s Eve a photo of you sobbing into your Passion

Pop- they didn’t reply • Downloaded the holy trinity of

Tinder, Hinge and Bumble on

New Year’s Day • You’re yet to actually go on a date from any of said apps • Will be back with your ex by

May

‘I’M GOING TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MYSELF’

• Bought a pair of Birkenstocks over the break • You’ve been streaming a mix of self-help podcasts and meditation playlists since January 1 • Considering getting a tattoo in

Arabic, despite not knowing how to speak or read Arabic • You’ve recently to come to the realisation you’re 23 and in your final year and can’t be a fuck boy/ girl any longer, but somehow all of your friends realised that a year and a half ago, so now you’re considering ‘self-partnering’