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WHAT KIND OF NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ARE YOU? ‘I’M GOING TO GO TO THE GYM, FOR REAL THIS YEAR’ • You’ve unironically used the phrases “hot girl summer” and “revenge bod” • You follow no less than 25 fitness gurus on Instagram • Spent your Christmas money on a pair of overpriced Lululemon leggings • Will stop going to the gym when your other new year’s resolution to stop texting your ex fails and you fall back into a comfortable, yet slightly toxic relationship
‘I’M LEGIT GOING TO STOP TEXTING MY EX’ • ‘Accidently’ snapped your ex on New Year’s Eve a photo of you sobbing into your Passion Pop- they didn’t reply • Downloaded the holy trinity of Tinder, Hinge and Bumble on New Year’s Day • You’re yet to actually go on a date from any of said apps • Will be back with your ex by May
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