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Rotary Club of Caterham
Bunnies ... are you ready?
Sunday morning 5th April 2020 will see the 13th annual Caterham Rotary Easter Bunny Fun Run take place in Queens Park, Caterham on the Hill.
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The two events, 1k and 5k are open to runners and walkers who may choose to raise money for their own charity or for Rotary charities or simply to take part and enjoy this community event, as well as helping to keep fit.
Every finisher will be given an Easter egg with additional prizes to the winning best dressed bunnies, and fastest runners getting larger eggs.
School PTAs and local young peoples' Clubs groups are welcome to enter their own teams to take part in the race and raise sponsorship funds to help support their respective organisation’s running costs.
Emily Watson of Whoop Fitness and Wellbeing will be leading the warm up for both runs and Caterham Rotary’s bunny, Snuggles will be meeting and greeting everyone!
The registration fee is £6 for the 5k race and £3 for the 1k run. Registration taken out on the day is double the pre-registration cost. Registration reserves a place at the start of the race and the finisher’s egg.
Event organiser, Rotarian David Barrett, said “Although we do raise some much needed funds, we primarily see this event as an opportunity for the community to come together and enjoy themselves”
Entry is on line or request forms via the website www.rotaryruns.co.uk, and email to rotaryruns@ gmail.com, or post to ‘Rotary Runs’, 11a Queens Park Road, Caterham, CR3 5RB,
Caterham Rotary is very pleased to have the support of local sponsors who help keep our costs to an absolute minimum: CATAX Ltd, Ross Cycles, Surrey National Golf Club, The Vet on the Hill, North Downs Hospital, Carnvale Heating, Tesco Caterham, Waitrose Caterham, Tandridge District Council and Whoop Fitness and Wellbeing.
For any further information please contact Caterham Rotary Club by emailing caterhamrotary2@gmail.com or go to: www.caterhamrotary.org.uk
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