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GREAT LAKES PIRATES
August 2016
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Timber Gray Wolf
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Star~Dust
Editor, Motivator
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Contents
04) Pan
06) Mix Drink 10) Pirate of the Month 12) Michigan Pirate Festival 14) 2016 Events 16) Golden Age of Piracy 18) BEEF A LA MODE 20) Michigan Reniassans Festival 24)Shanties aboard the Silver Moon
Before tearing into this movie and all the parts that where just wrong, I will tell you some of parts I enjoyed or liked about, but overall the movie did not live up to the standers of Neverland’s Peter Pan that we know. In the intro of the film there was a foretold warning that this story is not told like any other tale of Peter Pan. I could see that one coming, so I kept an open mind about the film. 1. Flying ships: I loved the fantasy part of not just one of the ships were able to fly but that was how the ships of Neverland got around. The design of
the ships themselves stayed away from the Steampunk idea of blimps but still showed some small form of movement to have them move forward. 2. The Neverland Natives: This one tossed me through a little bit of a loop, but I liked it at the same time. Parting themselves away from the Disney’s Peter Pan, where the Natives were portrayed as Native Americans “Why is the Red Man so Red?” The part about these natives that I liked was that they looked like they belonged in the crazy world. From their bright colors and their style of clothes.
3. Hugh Jackman: There are times I would forget that it was him playing Black Beard. With him outside of the Badass claw ripping rage role of Wolverine in the X-Men films, he worked this character with grace. 4. There are a few songs I do like by Nirvana, one being “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. That is right, they slipped this song in. It was an interesting take on the song as they have all the Lost Boys and Pirates singing it. Then there were a few things that did drive me mad, that kind of ruined the film for me. If there was just one or two small things alright, no problem, but these were “where is the director, I want hit them” type of screw ups. 1. James Hook: This was one of my biggest upset of the film. What do we know hook for? Pending on the version, he was already a sailor turned pirate. Pending on said version is why he did. Pans take on him felt more Cowboy then even possible pirate.
3. Tinker Bell: I think Tink maybe got 30 seconds of screen time, before what I believed she is torched with several other hundred fairies by a flame thrower from Black Beard’s ship. I think someone had something against Tink. 4. Peter: Before you flip out, it was not the character himself. The half human, half fair born out of true love, gave the story a nice twist. The part that I didn’t like, everything was about him. Where the world of Neverland was to use him more like tool over a character. Over all if one would have never saw any of the other stories of Peter Pan, either the Disney animated one to their live-action films or even the late telling of Peter in the film HOOK, they might like this version. But for me growing up on many different versions, yet they all kind of tried to keeps things straight. I would suggest watching if you would like, but I would not spend any money on it.
2. Black Beard: Yes Hugh Jackman did do a great job, which is not the problem. The problem is the lack of beard the character had.
Timber Gray Wolf
• 1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum • 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur • 1 oz peach schnapps • fill with 1/2 cranberry juice • fill with 1/2 orange juice Build drink in glass over ice. Garnish with a cherry.
Pirate Directory is a Web Site Log of and For Pirates! Pirate vendors, Pirate Festivals and Events, Pirate Art and Pirate Talent. If you are a Pirate at heart, wear garb at any event, offer merchandise to supply and help pirates sail the seven seas, or make beautiful art and crafts in the pirate way.... Then you will want to be listed in the Pirate Directory!
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How long have you been into the pirate life and what made you want to be a pirate?
I have always been into pirates and intrigued by pirate history, folklore and stories. I actually started being a pirate two years ago when a good friend of mine invited me with him to the Holly Renaissance Festival and loaned me a pirate garb. From there it just stuck.
Interviewed by: Timber Gray Wolf
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Does your pirate prosoma have a back story?
The name I gave my Pirate Persona is Bootleg Bill. I havent completely thought out a more defined back story. The name actually came from me smuggling rum into the Renaissance Festival.
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What do you like the most about going to the events and what is one of your favorite so far?
My favorite event is the Black Rock Medieval Festival. It is smaller but it is more enjoyable - thats also where I met my wife. I love to interact with kids, the ones brave enough to come up to me. I carry gems and coins to give them and even pose for pictures.
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Outside of going to events, are there days that you just Garb up and go out on the town. If so what type of place do you happen to go and do?
The only other times i garb us is Halloween or theme partys. Sometimes i will Garb up and see if anything needs adjustment.
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From the great list of out there, what is one of your favorite pirate movies or books?
Cliche I know but Pirates of the Caribbean
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What is some the inspiration behind your garb?
No inspiration, more ,�that would make a good addition to my garb,� thought process.
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Is there anything you would like to share with our readers?
If you enjoy being a Pirate, be the best pirate you can be. But remember have fun. If there are any photos you would like to share, feel free to send them as well.
Event Info
Loutit District Library (LDL) and Harbor Island will be the port of swashbuckling, piratical fun for the whole family as the 10th Annual Michigan Pirate Festival invades Grand Haven, August 8-14, 2016.
young pirates and their families around downtown Grand Haven in search of fortune. Harbor Island is where the pirates set-up for the weekend beginning Saturday, August 13 and Sunday, August 14 from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m.
With the theme, “Pirates through the Ages,” pirate re-enactors from historical to fantasy personas come from around Michigan and the Mid-West to entertain everyone from young powder monkeys to seasoned buccaneers.
Pirate merchants, stages, cannons, encampments and more are brought in to make any pirate feel at home. Minstrels wander and entertainers perform against this backdrop that is sure to appeal to the pirate in you.
The pillaging’ and plundering’ begins August 8 at 9 a.m. when LDL opens. Kids are invited to pick up a treasure map from the chest located at the Library’s Youth Services Area. This treasure map will lead
And the pirates do not come alone. Mermaids and others friendly to the sea-going buccaneers join in and set up little areas of their own to help celebrate
Weekday Activities at Loutit District Library 407 Columbus Ave, Grand Haven, MI 49417
Monday: • 10-11: Storytelling with Scallywags - All ages Come enjoy a pirate’s favorite story. I wonder if it’s about treasure... • 12-1: Pirates Meet Up and Eat Up at Central Park All ages • 3-4:30: Pillaging with Pirates Ages 4-12 Come test your worth with a sword as the Pirates defend their treasure! • 6:30: Small Arms Showcase All ages – parking lot
Tuesday: • 11-12: Bellydance class and show with Gypsy Raqs (Ages 4-12) Come learn the pirates’ favorite bellydance moves, and enjoy a short show. • 2-3: Pirate Puppet Show All ages Join the Pirates and their puppets for a silly puppet show. • 6:30-7:30: Pirates meet & greet in the park with the Irish!! - WGHN along with LDL presents Music in the Park Series featuring Uneven Ground and Goitshe!. Wednesday: • 10-11:30: Powder Monkey Olympics Ages 4-12 – Join the Pirates and train to be an honorary powder monkey! • 2-3: Pirate Crafts and Coloring Ages 4-10 Fun Pirate themed crafts. Make a treasure map, eye patch, or a parrot to complete your pirate ensemble. • 7-8: Sea Shanty Singalong All ages Join the Pirates for a fun evening of sea shanties. Thursday: • 10-11: Dress Like a Pirate All ages • 1-2: Pirate Games and Coloring Ages 4-12 Come play simple pirate games with a little bit of coloring thrown into the mix • 7-8: Pirate Puppet Show All ages Join the Pirates and their puppets for a silly puppet show. Friday: • 10-11: Storytelling with Scallywags - All ages Come enjoy a pirate’s favorite story. I wonder if it’s about treasure... • 1-2: Powder Monkey Olympics Ages 4-12 Join the Pirates and train to be an honorary powder monkey! • 6:45ish Sail in on the waterfront!
Weekend event admission is $5 for adults and children are free
Mark your Calendar, and get ready for the Event season to kick off for 2016. As the year goes on, we shall add more events and update any dates that may change.
Augest
6th~Oct 2nd - New York Renaissance Faire • 600 NY-17A, Tuxedo Park, NY 10987, USA 6th~Oct 30th - Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire • 2775 Lebanon Road, Manheim, PA 17545, USA 12th~21st - Bill Johnston’s Pirate Days • 7 Market Street Alexandria Bay, NY 13607, USA 20th - Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival • 112 Renaissance Ln, West Newton, PA 15089
20th~Oct 1st - Minnesota Renaissance Festival • 12364 Chestnut Blbd, Shakopee, MN 55379
20th~Oct 2nd - Michigan Reniassance Festival • 12600 Dixie Highway, Holly, MI Michiana Renaissance Faire • 27-28 Kamm Island, Mishawaka, IN
September
3rd~Oct 23rd Ohio Reniasance Festival • 10542 E State Route 73, Waynesville, OH 10th - Flint Creek Renaissance Faire • 792 North 200 West, Huntington, Indiana
If you know of any up coming events or want to promote your own event Message us right away!!!
Golden age of piracY welcome to the armory pt2 Greetings and welcome to another installment of pirate weapons. This article will focus on the lesser-known improvised weapons. These weapons were not actual weapons at all in most cases, but tools and sometimes food found on the ship and used in a pinch. Unlike swords and firearms, most of these weapons were easily replaceable, so many ships had extra stores along for regular maintenance and repair.
First up is the belaying pin. This tool is used to secure knots and rigging. In the heat of battle though, this sturdy wooden dowel can double as an effective club. This tool was found all over the ship, and can easily be removed due to being stuck in holes along the railing. Due to its small size and sturdy construction, the belaying pin was ideally suited to the cramped deck of a ship. Also if broken, these tools were easily replaced in port or anywhere with trees.
Next is the monkey fist knot. All that was needed to make this was a length of rope and a little know how. Usually made when shipmates had free time and were sharpening knot tying skills, this knot is unique for being compact and dense, dense enough to seriously daze or even injure if swung at another. Some crews even worked spikes or sometimes cannonballs into the knot for extra durability and power.
Floggers were small, many tailed whips use for punishing the crew. Since the flogger is already a weapon, the idea to use it on the enemy is an easy one. This was helped by the additions many crews added to the flogger. Ranging from fraying the ends to adding spikes to the end and handle, this punishment tool, when paired with a cutlass or knife, was used with brutal effectiveness.
Mauls are hammer like tools with one flat end and the other end tapering to a point. This tool was mainly used to fill holes in the hull. But the weight and the shape made for lethal blows to the head or body. Oars were another odd tool used as a weapon. The long poles were held by two to four members of the crew and used to sweep enemies overboard. Or simply broken and used as rudimentary clubs, bats, or spears. Neither of these impromptu weapons were a first choice, but were still a viable option.
Grenades were not widely used in ship battles, mainly because they were not very reliable. Since each crew had their own version, grenades varied widely from ship to ship, sharing only that they used black powder. Some were full of black powder to be used as a smokescreen, others used nails and scrap metal as shrapnel. Even what the housing was made of differed from metal, to clay, to repurposed cups and goblets. From the wide variety of different grenades, to the small role they played in ship battles, is why grenades hold a place as improvised weapons.
While flintlocks and cutlasses shared the limelight of sea battles, these tools and implements of everyday life have turned the tide of many ship battles. For instance, one Chinese merchant ship held a ship of Dutch pirates at bay with nothing more than molten sugar. Improvised weapons are easy to acquire, use, and replace. This makes them that much more of a threat. Just goes to show you should never underestimate a pirate in a pinch.
Elise W’nstorm & Dueien D’mont
• 1 1/4 lb. round steak (or bottom round) • 2 onions, thinly sliced • 1 tsp. curry powder • 1/2 tsp. ginger (powder) • 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce • 1 1/2 c. water • 1 pt. sour cream • 1 tbsp. horseradish • Salt & pepper
Wipe steak with a damp cloth and cut into 1 1/2 squares. Simmer together meat, onions, spices, Worcestershire sauce and water for about 45 minutes. Stir in sour cream and horseradish. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Do not let boil after adding sour cream. Excellent over rice, mashed potatoes or buttered toast.
Come one! Come all to the 6th Annual Michiana Renaissance Festival, located on Kamm Island Park in Downtown Mishawaka, IN. Each day is filled with fun and educational things to see and do for the whole family! The Michiana Renaissance Festival has 4 different reenactment areas: Medieval/ Renaissance, the Golden Age of Piracy, the Time of the Vikings, and Fairytale Storyland. Each area has exclusive exhibits, shows and vendors.
Donations = Savings!
Drop off canned food items for the Food Pantry when you buy your ticket at the gate and receive $1 off the ticket price for each can you bring*. *Max $2 off per ticket. May not be combined with other offers. See gate for details.
Ticket Prices (Per person per day) Adult: Age 13 and up = $12 Military (w/ID) = FREE! Senior = $10 Child: Age 6 to 12 = $7 Age 5 and under = FREE
A festival has been declared in honor of the reign of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Eleanor of Kamm. The Queen’s proclamation has gone out and now loyal subjects, old allies and former enemies alike gather here on the island. All persons of peaceful Chivalry are welcome at the festival. Freely wander among her loyal subjects in the Barony of the White Waters encampment. Enjoy the encampment of the visiting nobles from the Kingdom of Shiabruck.
Rain or Shine the Fair will always go on!!!
Visit, if you dare, the Brethren of the Great Lakes. They are sometimes commissioned by Her Majesty as privateers against her worst enemies. But at times she wonders if they are entirely loyal. Finally, watch the proud Norsemen at the Vikings of the Great Lakes encampment as they demonstrate their crafts and skills.
SATURDAY
10:00a - Bards in the Beehive 10:30a -Bell Book and Canto 11:00a -Dances of the Queen’s Court 11:30a - Wonder Elixir 12:00p - Bards in the Beehive 12:30p - Royal Court followed by Parade 1:00p - Dances of the Queen’s Court 1:30p - Bards in the Beehive 2:00p- Royal Court followed by Parade 2:30p - Royal Rat Pucking 3:00p - Laketown Boys 3:30p - Royal Court followed by Parade 4:00p - Dances of the Queen’s Court 4:30p - Laketown Boys 5:00p - Royal Court followed by Parade
Saturday & Sunday
11:00a - Gypsy Raqs 11:45a - KnottyBits Sideshow 12:30p - Crossroads Mystic 1:15p - KnottyBits Sideshow 2:00p - Gypsy Raqs 2:45p - Crossroads Mystic 3:30p - Gypsy Raqs 4:15p - Crossroads Mystic 5:00p - KnottyBits Sideshow
SUNDAY
10:00a - Bards in the Beehive 10:30a - Bell Book and Canto 11:00a - Dances of the Queen’s Court 11:30a - Wonder Elixir 12:00p - Bards in the Beehive 12:30p - Royal Court followed by Parade 1:00p - Dances of the Queen’s Court 1:30p - Bards in the Beehive 2:00p - Royal Court followed by Parade 2:30p - Royal Rat Pucking 3:00p - The Redbud Consort 3:30p - Royal Court followed by Parade 4:00p - Dances of the Queen’s Court 4:30p - The Redbud Consort 5:00p - Royal Court followed by Parade
Saturday & Sunday
10:30a - Pirates & Wenches 11:15a - Duckman’s Romeo and Juliet 12:00p - Black Powder Demonstration 12:45p - Pirates & Wenches 1:30p - Duckman’s Romeo and Juliet 2:15p - Wonder Elixir 3:00p - Black Powder Demonstration 3:45p - Duckman’s Romeo and Juliet 4:30p - Pirates & Wenches
Saturday & Sunday
10:30a -TCN Presents: That Thing’s a Play! 11:15a - Fiend Fyre Charmers 11:45a - Red Rum 12:15p - TCN Presents: En Guard! 1:00p - Fiend Fyre Charmers 1:45p -Bell Book and Canto: Nerd Show 2:30p - TCN Presents: That Thing’s a Play! 3:15p - Fiend Fyre Charmers 4:00p - Wonder Puppets: Punch and Judy 4:30p - TCN Presents: En Guard!
Saturday & Sunday
10:15a - Heritage String Players 10:45a - Dragon Tales 11:15a - Storytime with the Butterfly Lady 11:45a - Twisted Tales with the Ninny Nanny 12:15p - Heritage String Players 1:00p - Storytime with the Butterfly Lady 1:30p - Dragon Tales 2:00p - Heritage String Players 2:30p - Twisted Tales with the Ninny Nanny 3:00p - Storytime with the Butterfly Lady 3:30p - Robyn the Bard 4:00p - Twisted Tales with the Ninny Nanny 4:30p - Dragon Tales
Saturday & Sunday
10:30a - Naalbinding and Spinning 11:30a - Fabric Demo 2:30p - Beading and Illumination All Day - Combat Demos
Saturday & Sunday
11:15a - Friar Finnegan 11:45a - Robyn the Bard 12:15p - Drunk and Sailor 1:00p - Red Rum 1:30p - Friar Finnegan 2:00p - Robyn the Bard 2:30p - Drunk and Sailor 3:00p - Bell Book and Canto 3:30p - Red Rum 4:00p - Friar Finnegan 4:45p - Drunk and Sailor 5:30p - Pub Sing!
Saturday & Sunday
10:30a - Shiabruck 11:15a - Swords of Valour 12:15p - Sentinels 1:00p - Shiabruck 1:45p -Swords of Valour 2:30p - Sentinels 3:15p - Shiabruck 4:00p - Swords of Valour 4:45p -Sentinels
Shanties were simple songs that the whole crew could sing to help pass time and stay productive. Today some songs have taken place of shanties and here are some songs that is song upon the Silver Moon.
Song: Buy the Captain Rum Artist: Abney Park
Ooooh, A captain’s life seems elegant With far more booze than regiment. He’s required to provide For all the crew aboard. When provisions are running short, And if the ship is far from port, The Cap himself must sacrifice For all the crew aboard. There’s no rum in the captain’s barrel. There’s rum on the captain’s table, And rum in the captain’s crew, So buy the captain rum. No rum in the captain’s barrel. There’s rum on the captain’s table, And rum in the captain’s crew, So buy the captain rum. He opens up his lighter, fair, And from his barrels he must prepare, Intoxicants of the finest sort, For all the crew aboard. But when provisions are running short, And if the ship is far from port, The Cap himself must sacrifice For all the crew aboard. No rum in the captain’s barrel. There’s rum on the captain’s table, And rum in the captain’s crew, So buy the captain rum. No rum in the captain’s barrel. There’s rum on the captain’s table, And rum in the captain’s crew, So buy the captain rum.