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NANJIANI The Big Sick and Silicon Valley actor, 42, joins Issa Rae, 35, in the romantic action comedy The Lovebirds (coming to theaters soon) as a couple on a trip to New Orleans who accidentally become suspects in a murder. Do you see yourself as a romantic leading man? No, but I do love romantic comedy movies. When Harry Mett Sally, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill—the usual suspects—are among my favorites. What’s the relationship between your character, Jibran, and Rae’s Leilani? It can be very easy after a while to forget why you got together in the first place. Their relationship has gotten stuck in a rut, and whose fault is it? But because of the life-and-death stakes, they end up having to actually listen to each other. And in listening to each other about how to go about solving this mystery, they’re also listening to each other about how to solve the problems in their relationship. Why did you want to be a producer on Little America [Apple TV+], which is based on real-life stories of immigrants in America? I wanted to tell fun, interesting stories from a perspective that people might not have seen. But mostly, we just wanted to entertain people and tell stories that were funny or emotional, moving or exciting. All people are looking for love, or a place to live, or food, or to take care of their family, or to find a family. Who is Kingo, the role you play in Marvel Studios’ upcoming Eternals [Nov. 6]? Kingo is at least 7,000 years old. He was sent to Earth to defend humanity against the Deviants, who are monsters. He’s supposed to keep a low profile, but he’s decided to go become a Bollywood star. He just really enjoys all of it. He enjoys being famous. He enjoys having superpowers. He is, in a way, like a big kid.

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f you were a teen 40 years ago, you’ll remember it was a fantastic time for movies about you, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which helped solidify the career of young Matthew Broderick (see page 8), to films that introduced Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, Molly Ringwald and others! Here we take a look back.

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as anyone paying attention in geography class? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of the most indelible high school movies of all time, but even Ferris—with all his effortless cool and smarts—could never have gotten around the Windy City in the movie’s time frame. The Flaw: What Ferris did and where he went! Geography, people! Chicago is a big city. Like, really, really big. The makers obviously looked at what they wanted Ferris to do and decided to leave geographic and timeline reality in the dust as Ferris and friends drove away in a red Ferrari GT California Spyder. Case in point: Ferris begins his day on the far upper side of Chicago, in one of those fancy North Shore neighborhoods past Northwestern University. He persuades his friend Cameron—who lives in a different fancy neighborhood—to borrow his dad’s Ferrari, pull the subterfuge with his girlfriend at the school and then drive into the city. The clock is already ticking! But then! A longish discussion with the parking garage attendants. Sightseeing at the then-Sears Tower. Lunch (impersonating Sausage King Abe Froman). More sightseeing at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. A Cubs game (which typically lasts three hours, by the way) on the north side of town. Then more sightseeing back downtown at the Art Institute, followed by an epic parade crash. By this time, it must be nearly midnight! But no, it’s back up to the northern suburbs (presumably during rush hour), followed by an emotional discussion about life and love with friends, a ridiculously long footrace home and . . . Ferris is back in his bed by the time the folks walk in. By our math, those shenanigans would’ve taken roughly, oh, two days! Or at least 26 hours. OK, this movie has Ferris talking directly to the camera, unbelievable character development and the sudden appearance of Charlie Sheen, so it’s clearly not meant to be taken too seriously. Still, the geography and timeline in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off remain a fantastic flaw in an otherwise terrific movie.

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the lines, even as they recite them. The parts they’re playing onstage aren’t anything like them. “I used to get uncomfortable watching a real couple have a romance onscreen,” he says. “But we are telling fictional stories.” Parker chimes in: “Doing a portrait of our lives has no interest to me. These characters’ choices are different, and they live in a different time and place. That’s why the idea of doing this was so interesting.”

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Even though they’re both established movie and TV actors, it’s not quite accurate to refer to Broderick and Parker as a Hollywood couple, if only because of their deep roots in New York City. He was born in Manhattan to a playwright-painter mom and a theater actor father, James Broderick, who also worked on the 1970s TV drama series Family. Parker, meanwhile, was born in Nelsonville, Ohio. Her mom, a teacher, and her truckdriver stepfather, along with her siblings—she has seven in all—moved to a New York City suburb Jan. 1, 1977, when she was 11 years old. All either of them has ever known is acting. A trained singer and dancer, Parker made her onstage debut in The Innocents in Boston in 1976 and took over the title role in the original Broadway production of the musical Annie in 1979. Broderick appeared oﬀ-Broadway in Torch Song Trilogy in 1982 and won a Tony in 1983 for Simon’s coming-of-age play Brighton Beach Memoirs. “I’ve never had a real job-job,” he says. “I babysat. I worked for a caterer for one day.” To this day, Parker can cite where continued on page 10 MARCH 29, 2020 | 9

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