Jokes

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

How much did the man sell his dead batteries for?

Nothing, they were free of charge.

Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B–

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Did you know there’s a day to celebrate just about everything? Here’s a few for July:

Teddy Bears Picnic Day - July 10

This day was created based on the popular song of the same name The Teddy Bears’ Picnic.

The song is a classic one, written to the tune of a song composed in 1907 by American John W. Bratton. The lyrics were added later, in 1930, by Jimmy Kennedy, a British songwriter.

Since the song became so popular, the day has evolved and is now celebrated by families in countries all over the world, enjoying the simple pleasure of a picnic with their favourite stuffed beings.

How to Celebrate

• Host a teddy bears picnic with family and friends either in a park, on the beach, in your backyard, or even in the living room if the weather is unfavourable.

• Listen to the teddy bears picnic song and the many versions recorded over the years.

• Research the wonderful art of teddy bear making and the many different versions of this cuddly toy.