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“ Not only the outside that matters ”
deHENK , February 2017 #113
The art of procrastination I smell improvement and if suits scare you?
Fact checked
Losing gearbox oil Interview; Patty Struik
“The cacti are dying of a lack of water
Deemed one of the “Godfathers of Bohemia”
Fake based facts Why don’t yea call me next month?
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dH February 2017 Issue # 113 pg. 1
“Not only the outside that matters.” Previous ‘Only the outside that matters’
( De HENK with four extra pages! )
日本人［語］の発音記号表
My new Japanese mandoline The art of procrastination Frequency and fact checked It’s been a tradition I have to think what I’m going to write again, guys and dudes , That hasn’t change. It’s a question of attention. It’s a monthly loop that’s going on, and it hast never has been a problem. But, am I practicing a kind of journalism? The pleasure of using Krijn van Noorwijk portrait shot for the cover. First time guest photographer! WoW! He, welcome to another edition of de HENK! Threat revers me to the attention how we cover everything as telephone company’s overcharging us, we know. And Henk do you have to over staffing up I can really escape and YES, do I practice a kind of journalism , I asking myself and not huffing and puffing about this. But it turns out O, o, no, no. so I could actual being an artist and you may remember it. is good for the art as the various issues and way back in your memory may I have to boost up the bureau/studio/editorial part and maybe I misunderstood the simple fact. Things are all right.
Interview: Patty Struik Think boys and girls Think! Dressing up for a good oyster. Enjoy the booze, it’s on me! You know the words.
Not drunk and sober, I was wrong, I’m sorry, One hand in my pocket and a cigar in the other hand. I’m focused, not sad and laughing and where it all comes down too it’s all fine. The way where they do it so different some ware else. Head winds? I’m trying to gain some new brain cells after taken a break on the alcohol intake. Smart again? This transition as an effort to expend my intelligence and not backing down on it.. Last month in the dH with my loving friends and its long ongoing process, well now it gets good. Taking up to up keep. Time to talk about in the wake of being a threat to our living environment, yes that can happen. Get out of the lab ! Anyway, pointing out and asking myself inversely to cure as a definition as another form of cancer. Jeez, I ask myself these questions, it can’t be like the truth looks better as it varnish. Disbelief and there are not that untruth full answers. I’m not even sure and if you have a choice of a randomizer and what you think, and we are in a moment of a age where able facts what is on one side and at the other hand thus now we have to analyses who actually what is a smart house? Are we choosing too like things you don’t like to do. Procrastination! The art of procrastination. And if you have to look into it, down the road its the sophistication if you can manages it better let do the work tomorrow by somebody else.
Hilary Beane Holding a wine glas filled with water with the caption “ Get out of the lab !”
dH February 2017 Issue # 113 pg. 2
“Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”
Under the subject of and what is true ? Losing gearbox oil. Sleep well everybody! I just saw a other drone flying overhead. That’s me, sobering due not to health risk. That put a spotlight on me. I do other things braking up mussel tissues because there is more. “ Please give him a other drink ” Not pushing my news editor in a negative of the choice of wording, it sound like my homemade shortlived bread and the same old trash in the humor or poor man’s words that make you cry. Doesn’t wanne offend anyone? I apologize. I’m very sorry. You will suffer.No. I will not disappear from this world. Controversial.
I smell improvement and if suits scares you? One way trip to an island with my personal dH Facebook account. There is always the Island. Shopping of heads beyond morality and falls memories and declassifies so nobody can hurt another person in the sense in the plane meaning any a false sense is prohibited of a panic state, what the contractor sold, they both. How it’s known. Value because they were scared. Pretend that they were wrong or the alternative facts of the tyranny with alternative artificial intelligence technologies it will change your life cause, no jokes. Blind you love to hate. Burning friends. What they all know all about you in your connecting to the world and take these fake based facts and we are exceptional like you. Or the answers you want? What’s the secret? Alternative doubts that set your FREE!
dH February 2017 Issue # 113 pg. 3
Support your curiosity A single human lifetime living a modern globalized society and the animals isn’t going to fight us! Apparently to make an inadequate comment the mission must be aborted of a lack of integrity posting nude couple placed with a carved pumping shuffled over their heads. Who’s to blame?
Fact checking
If you love these type of magazines, what one editor once described as “Not only the outside that matters Jan Hendrik has one called, there’s a magazine called ME, See, at least they’re honest about it and not trying to market it as something else. Thank goodness I’m an inquisitive person (read dH : nosy) or else I may not have liked this magazine I like seeing images of stuff, objects celebs eating Fruit Loops or celeb trash mags that show Hillary Bean holding kleenex with the caption “She blows her nose, too!” (Apparently, she’s human). This is how the magazine is described according to the publisher: explores the unique style, dyslectic, associative in style of writing that have put de Henk at the forefront of a new style phenomenon. Still using that old Russian keyboard ( David Noonan.) Henk has fully embraced and perfected style: a practical philosophy in publishing in origin but achievable by the internet copy right FREE! What’s a lucrative to farm crop? Caution! The only thing that grows well is conflict. What’s the aggression, dude? Way back in time as we got the right numbers. it’s defecating ! But todays we have now and there is are good reasons and a other version of to do wright in incomplete sentences. To continue the writing further it was a FACEBOOK in a controversial how insensitive and I was displace behind FACEBOOK. I don’t know what to do. To take all the pretension off a ongoing story which was there is always to follow generosity if it’s good for cigarettes its good for the environment
SONG
The woman you almost are I won’t yea let you down my love Here I got you on the phone Maybe you need somebody you can trust I want let you down my love She don’t need much to mind No trick to try What can make you free? Maybe you need someone eles? I won’t let you down Maybe you need somebody you can trust I won’t let you down Maybe you cant find the way back home
Greetings IFFR 2017 International film festival Rotterdam goes Oyster crazy at KINO’s Henk & Remt oyster bar.
Drinks and oysters on the half shell on the house.
dH February 2017 Issue # 113 pg. 4
“ Free hands ”
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Change has to happen. That’s a good idea. Kick off you high heel sneakers. Tune up that stupid muzak., They don’t seems to care. And yes!,… It’s all true! Beats me. What off the changes of survival, take flight and going back in in thousands of years, no breakthrough without any subsidies for publication , “Henk How big is your staff ? What ever they think it wouldn’t hurt. The dH group! That’s the knock on which was founded by, you know who! And my freedom loving friends and de HENK’s handpicked scribers. And did you now that mico plastics and syro plastics that meel worm not for future consumer consumption the studies show this the degrading and digest plastics isn’t that sufficient. In the meal worms gut are bacteria that eats plastics! We not eating those the eat and degrading plastic, it’s a sensation. Back tracks, walking back taking that as you will. Power of positive thinking, we all the same! Those things, everything you need is there and it’s not a snack food. He’s your TV commercial, Wait! Talking about the first humans. I will be this month your host of threat’s! What? An illegal Cannabis growing business. To fund my treath of life style change. No, don’t think that. And this really does conclude, Ladies and gentleman this month Febr uar y 2017 # 113 edition of the dH De HENK, And it’s like,… ones more on the mighty one and this publication still originates from the HARD WERKEN Rotterdam desk. Surprise!, the Netherlands. Home of he Baklava! And always Free!
…. Did I order already?
So long, Your editor and friend, Henk Elenga T he e-mail is still the same: henk @elenga.com on Facebook and on Issuu.com .....for all your back issues! Special thanks to the incredible Krijn van Noordwijk who brought this month cover portrait!