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You could fry a dumpling on the sidewalk
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VACANCY
CHIEF EXECUTIVE Politician sought for high-paying top job in Tier 1 Southern Chinese city The ideal candidate will be: • Not wholly politically incompetent • Able to smile convincingly • Proven track record in blame-shifting logistics • Kowtow compliant to ISO90852 level
Benefits include: • Generous compensation package • Stress-free baggage delivery at airport • World-class carp pond
CE ANNOUNCES STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
Start date July 1, 2017. Send CV and aspirations to liasionoffice@gov.hk
Pan-Dems: “It’s just another white elephant”
ONE BELT, TWO SYSTEMS
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RUE BRITANNIA!
Localists: We want to Brexit too
HOUSE PRICES PLUMMET
Just kidding, they’re still ridiculous
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