HK Magazine #1152, Jul 1 2016

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NEWS IT 'S FREE!

HK MAGA ZINE

F R I D AY, J U LY 1, 2 0 1 6

PHEW, WOTTA SCORCHER!

You could fry a dumpling on the sidewalk

LANCÔME VETS NEW EXECS Denise Ho applies

JACKIE CHAN BUYS PET BIRD

Names it “Thrush Hour”

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VACANCY

CHIEF EXECUTIVE Politician sought for high-paying top job in Tier 1 Southern Chinese city The ideal candidate will be: • Not wholly politically incompetent • Able to smile convincingly • Proven track record in blame-shifting logistics • Kowtow compliant to ISO90852 level

Benefits include: • Generous compensation package • Stress-free baggage delivery at airport • World-class carp pond

CE ANNOUNCES STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

Start date July 1, 2017. Send CV and aspirations to liasionoffice@gov.hk

Pan-Dems: “It’s just another white elephant”

ONE BELT, TWO SYSTEMS

Style tips for looking good for China

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RUE BRITANNIA!

Localists: We want to Brexit too

HOUSE PRICES PLUMMET

Just kidding, they’re still ridiculous

29/6/2016 6:10 PM


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