The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Republican Stink Tank

Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews the Republican Stink Tank, aka Kevin McCarthy and sidekick George Santos.

ANNOUNCER: From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show

JERRY DUNCAN: Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guests are Republican House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy and his sidekick New York Congressman George Santos, leaders of what’s become known as the Republican Stink Tank.

KEVIN MCCARTHY: Let me make it perfectly clear. President Trump did bear some responsibility for the January 6 assault on our Capitol, but it was Nancy Pelosi who is to blame. She knew there was trouble brewing before the demonstration and did nothing.

JERRY: And what planet did you say you were born? You’re an idiot on top of a liar

GEORGE SANTOS: Always tell the truth, Kevin. My manager told me that when I played center field for the New York Yankees.

JERRY: Congressman Santos. I understand you were at the Trump rally in DC on January 6, 2021.

SANTOS: No. I was in the NFL playoffs. I was tight end for the New York Giants.

JERRY: You just said that you played for the New York Yankees.

SANTOS: I thought I did. Wait…it was the Mets. Sorry

JERRY: Do you know the difference between a bucket of shit and you?

SANTOS: No.

JERRY: The bucket.

MCCARTHY: Hold on, Santos. What’s with the Yankees, Mets, and Giants? You told me you were a drag queen at a club in Brazil.

SANTOS: I was. My stage name was Jenna Talia

JERRY: Speaker McCarthy. Why are you defending this moron just to get votes passed?

MCCARTHY: His fate should be decided by the voters.

JERRY: 76% of voters in Santos’s district want him to resign including a majority of Republicans.

Let me ask you something. Do you believe Joe Biden is the legitimate President of the United States? Yes or no.

MCCARTHY: Eeny, meeny miney, moe. I don’t think the President is Joe.

JERRY: Get real. Biden won in an electoral landslide. He had 7 million more votes than Trump. Ballots were counted and recounted in all the swing states. The Trumpster came up empty like your head.

MCCARTHY: I base my conclusion on one thing, Duncan. Power

JERRY: You should be humble like Mary Todd Lincoln after her husband Abe was assassinated.

MCCARTHY: Right. She ended up in a mental institution

JERRY: Of course she did. Mary was a Republican.

MCCARTHY: We may need to replace

George Santos with someone like Kanye West A rising star in my Party Kanye has a brilliant economic plan should he choose to run for Congress.

JERRY: What kind of plan?

MCCARTHY: He’s going to put 50 Cent into the treasury

JERRY: Kevin McCarthy and George Santos everyone. See you tomorrow The Jerry Duncan Show, (c) Dean B Kaner