Csu olympics day 1 ,2014

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Vol. XII. no.1 | Agosto 4, 2014

THE OFFICIAL TERTIARY STUDENT PUBLICATION OF THE CATANDUANES STATE UNIVERSITY

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Quantifying Sufficiency

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t is not always the quality. Quantity, in some point, also matters.

As a cliché in a raffle promo goes: the more entries, the more chances of winning.

For years, the former Unit I ,which always had the biggest number of athletes among the other units every year, always emerge as the champion.

The rule of the game is simple.

As stated in the guidelines on 2014 CSU Olympics, the unit to haul the most number of gold medals shall be declared champion.

This has always been the overlooked factor that paralyzed the struggling limbs of the other units in snaring enough gold medals to edge out the sixth-time consecutive champ Red team.

They failed because they were not able to complete the required number of athletes.

In the individual sporting events, swimming and athletics have 14 gold medals at stake. On the other hand, team sports like basketball and volleyball have only 5 and 6 gold medals that are up for grabs.

On the contrary, however, in last year’s Olympics, only one athlete represented the former Unit II in swimming, in which its 13 gold medals were won by the former Unit I. From its 2nd rank in 2012 Intramurals, the former Unit II fell shortly on the 3rd rank in the overall result of the Olympics.

It had the third smallest number of contenders among the four units.

A quite parallel fact can be tagged as déjà vu during the 2012 Region V SCUAA Meet. Sports and Athletics Officer, Prof. Edgar O. Tatel pointed out in an interview that during the meet, the

Partido State University (PSU), although had lesser delegates compared to Catanduanes State University placed 3rd, while we ranked 6th among the seven competing state colleges and universities in the Bicol region.

He further added that it is because PSU garnered most of the gold and silver medals in the medal-rich individual sports which paved their way to higher finish.

All these similar disheartening facts lead to a clear-cut implication. If a particular unit wants to win, it has to first gather possible potential athletes that will suffice the required slots to each sporting event.

So, what’s the reason behind this waning enthusiasm among students?

An ordinary student today may not think sports as still vital for surviving an academic life. So the challenge among the sports officials is to think of ways that can attract the youth’s innate fervor.

If this happens, then they can already quantify the number of athletes needed to complete the line-up. And the next step is to scale up and strive for quality, which can be harnessed through practice and sufficient moral and physical support they need from their colleagues.

By satisfying first the qualitative quantity, we can goal, not just dream in achieving quantifiable quality of our athletes, not only in beating others for the championship title, but most importantly, in surpassing our previous performance.•

The CSU Statesman Editorial Board German T. Tejada Editor-in-Chief Karen Ailene P. Benavidez Associate Editor Jerard Paul V. Tulod Managing Editor Dyan Camille L. Quintal News Editor Jessa P. Sebastian Features Editor Nikko Franco B. Templonuevo Sports Editor Jan Keith A. Abundo Literary Editor Jerico J. Villaflor Patnugot sa Kultura at Lathalain Howell T. Cilot Art Editor Allan-Jay P. Madrid Assistant Art Editor Jordan T. Ignacio Graphics and Layout Editor Ace John F. Tabuzo Assistant Graphics and Layout Editor Mikko V. Isorena Circulation Manager Staff Writers: Giselle P. Trapago Ariadne Mae B. Tesorero Sheena Mae P. Tresmaño GUEST Correspondents: Christine Joy V. Tulod Marianne Claire T. Ogalesco Cyl Gellaine G. Tablada Queen Ellaine R. Osila Gerry S. Rubio ADVISER Member College Editors Guild of the Philippines

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For the first time

CSU Olympics kick-off at CSU Athletic Oval

by Dyan Camille L. Quintal

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o! It’s not in front of the main building or at the covered court.

To promote its own athletic field, CSU officially tipped off its second Olympics at the CSU Athletic Oval, Monday, August 4.

“We want the students to know that we have an [existing arena] athletic field for sporting events like this [CSU Olympics],” Mr. Edgar O. Tatel, Sports and Athletic Officer, said in an interview.

The two-hectare CSU athletic oval is a 4-million worth infrastructure project, which started during the administration of Dr. Asuncion V. Asetre in 2008.

According to Engr. Jose Manoguid, the said athletic oval was first used during the Regional State Colleges

and Universities Athletic Association on December, 2008.

This year, it will serve as a sporting venue for the annual CSU athletic events and some ball games.

This three-day sports fest, with the theme, “CSU Olympics: A tradition to rise high and to commit in attaining the ideals of holistic development,” is CSU’s annual selection for players to be sent for Regional SCUAA. Dr. Aida A. Dianela, Vice President for Academic Affairs, said the activities would serve as a springboard for eyeing potential sports stars.

“Let this event be an opportunity for us to foster the true spirit of competition, showing fair play, team loyalty and most of all, good sportsmanship”, she added.

Representing SUC President III, Minerva I. Morales, Dr. Dianela graced

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the event along with the deans and their faculty members, directors of CSU, student–leaders, athletes, and sports enthusiasts present during the opening day.

She expressed her high hopes and expectations that the participants will enjoy, exercise, develop recreational skills, learn to compete in a system of rules and establish a long term-interest in social sports.

Five hundred eighty nine athletes (589) in four different Units will vie for supremacy in 16 sports event.

Meanwhile, according to Mr. Edgar Tatel the annual palaro is scheduled from Monday to Wednesday instead of Wednesday to Friday to give time for the students to prepare for the upcoming Midterm Exam.•

INTO THE NEW GROUND. One of the changes in this year’s Olympics, is the venue of the opening program which was staged at the CSU Athletic Oval. Jordan T. Ignacio

Blue Volleybelles ooze with confidence after smashing ‘best opponent’

by Ariadne Mae B. Tesorero

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nit II Volleybelles breathed an air of relief after surviving a scary five-set match against what they’ve considered as their “best opponent” in a see-saw 3-2 win.

“Mas confident kami sa masunod na game kasi ang ya-expect mi na pinakamasakit nang kalaban su Unit III,” said Crizalda Tanteo, Unit II team captain.

Unit III started leaving the Blue’s to dust with 4-10 in opening salvo.

Too shocked to retaliate, the latter eventually lose the set with sevenpoint short.

Led by their players, Almira Bozar, Dina Pante, and Kristine Que, the Yellow batters took the first set with 18-25 score.

In the second set, Unit II answered back with unmerciful spikes that gave the Yellow Jerseys a hard time digging.

The Blue volleybelles owned the set with 25-22.

With Unit II’s strong attempt to get

even in the second set, Unit III buried them down in 11-point deficit to take control of the third set, 14-25.

However, Unit II was not demoralized as their point-getter Hannah Rojas, Marivic Burac, and Lizilda Tanteo, continued to resist Unit III with fierce attack, forcing a strong 25-22 comeback in the fourth set.

Blue Volleybelles sustained its tight defence and tricky offense to seal the last set in their favor, 15-11.•

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Tatel says Olympics team standing, unpredictable after unit reshuffling

by Ariadne B. Tesorero

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nlike dati na ang Unit I expected na, ngunyan dai ako makasiguro ta maski sa talent halos parepareho lang sinda,” Edgar Tatel, CSU Sports and Athletic Officer, said about this year’s Olympics.

The CSU Olympics committee approved the new set of Unit for this year, namely: Unit I - College of Industrial Technology, College of Information and Communications Technology, and College of Health Sciences; Unit II - College of Arts and Sciences, College of Agriculture and Fisheries, and College of Engineering; Unit III - College of Education and College of Business and Accountancy; and Unit IV - Panganiban Campus..

Tatel said that they based the unit reshuffling on the equal distribution of

number of students and the potential players in each college.

It was presented and approved by the Deans, Student Body Organization (SBO) Presidents, FCSC Vice- President Mylord Panti, and the Director of Office of Students Support Services, Dr. Nancy Magtangob in a meeting attended by the different committees in the CSU Olympics held early this semester.

Also, as stated in the Guidelines on 2014 CSU Olympics, every unit will follow a certain color coding. Unit I retained the color red, Unit II, royal blue, Unit III, golden yellow and Unit IV, apple green .

Jesus B. Isorena, Officer-inCharge of CIT, is the new unit manager of the defending champion Unit I while its former head, Engr. Pedro R. Arcilla,

COE Dean, will now lead Unit II. CBA Dean, Esperanza San Juan will head Unit III that finished first runner up last year. Panganiban Campus Administrator Pedro Tumaque is the chairperson of Unit IV. One of the players of Unit I, Christine May de Leon, believed that they will still win this year.

“Habang kaiba mi ang CIT, no hesitation para manalo, kasi most of the athletes nasa college nila,” she said.

For six consecutive years, Unit I remained undefeated as the overall champion of CSU Palaro. •

Red, Blue Woodpushers lord chess tilt, Game 1

by Marianne Claire T. Ogalesco

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SU Student Center— After a series of tricky move and headcracking battles over chess boards, Unit I (men) and Unit II (women) dominated the first game of the Chess Tournament, August 4, 2014.

Unit I (men) chessers trounced their Unit IV opponents of boards 1, 2, 3 and 4 giving them a fast 4-0 win.

The Red team is composed of chess whiz Jaymarson Sergote, Olifernes Yutan, Roque de Quiroz Jr. and Larry Boy Teaño, while Alexander Caballero, John Mark Velasco, Abel Arandia, and Ryan Tapia comprised the Panganiban Campus Team.

Blue chessers Florie Mae Gianan and Rizabelle Tawat, both varsity players, trounced Yellow rival, Jenelyn Dela Peña and Marianne Claire Ogalesco of boards 1 and 2.

On board 3, Flora Mae Gianan of Unit II demolished Jecille del Valle of Unit III while Marjoreen Sabeniano and Jonelle May Molod had a long, close fight on board 4, ending in Sabeniano’s victory due to Molod’s erroneous moves at the middle of the game,

SLOWLY BUT SURELY. Marjoreen T. Sabeniano, of Unit II tries to outwit her opponent, Jonelle Joy Molod of the Yellow team, in the opening salvo of Chess-Womens Division. Jordan T. Ignacio

giving the Blue team four straight wins.

On the other hand, Unit II continued to rule the board with 4-0 standing on the second game of the men’s division as the Blue jerseys trash their yellow opponents.

Julius Bilolo, Kenneth Tatel, Jeff Alser Teoxon, and Ronald Beato comprised the Unit II chess team

while John Roger delos Reyes, James Patrick Arcilla , Jonathan Galosa and Howell Cilot composed the Yellow team.

The tournment will continue on August 5, Tuesday at the CSU Student Center, from 8:00 am to 5:00 p.m. •

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Cervantes’ late heroics not enough; Unit I snatches first win vs Unit II, 103-98, OT

by Nikko Franco B. Templonuevo

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SU COVERED COURT- Despite the late big plays of Unit II’s Van Ashley Cervantes, the more experienced Blue dribblers failed to take their first win against the newbie Red Cagers, 103-98 in overtime.

Unit I made an early run in the second half, pulling away 60-49 advantage at 4:35 mark in spite of having nine first timers of its 12 players.

Jayson Brito led the surge with three assists early in the third quarter which converted to seven crucial points.

However, Unit II, the experiencebuilt team, showed resiliency as they anchored on defense and control of boards with 10 power rebounds to end the quarter, 68-63.

Roden Tagle, 2nd year LBSIT student, fired sizzling three’s ala Ray Allen, making three of his seven in the 4th quarter to lead the Red’s rampage, 83-76.

Tagle scored 21 big points proving to be an extra factor in the game for the Red. With two minutes left in the ballgame, Unit II’s defense took over the court with two steals, and forced errors to stop the Red, 86-84.

Trailing the last eight seconds of the last quarter, Van Ashley Cervantes made a long three and completed two crucial free throws that forced the game to overtime, 89-89.

During OT, Unit II’s six turnovers spoiled their imminent victory as Unit I seized the momentum to take the first win and gave the experienced Blue

dribblers a taste of defeat.

Red’s Ulysses Baynosa connected eight points during the overtime, piloting a scintillating run that put Unit II five points short.

Blue dribblers will look to redeem themselves as they face unit III that nipped Unit IV by 12 points 89-69, with four players in double digits. Mark Kevin Guerrero scored 17 points, Paul Galvin Tabios and Frankie Tibar both

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added 18 points and Nhielsan Guerrero chipped in with 10 points.

Joey Oclos scored 14 points for Unit IV Meanwhile, Shanelle Tablate, 1st year Electronics and a Bicol Meet player, gave a back-to-back win for Unit I as she scored 25 big points to upset Unit II blue cagers, 49-44.•

FLASH. Newbie, Shanelle Tablate of Unit I escapes from the tight defense of two Blue Lady dribblers. Jordan T. Ignacio

Unit II Shuttlers set sweeping start vs Unit I

by Christine Joy V. Tulod

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ith blazing smashes and tricky placings, Unit II scratched off Unit I to draw first blood in the opening games of Badminton, Monday, August 4.

Jasper Adrian Sidlacan (Single A) of Unit II made a decisive 2-set win over John Mark Limbaga, 21-16, 2110.

Armed with his hard-hitting power smashes, SCUAA player Jorge Licawan (Single B), also ruled the single match against John Mark Vergara of Unit I, posting a 21-15, 21-17 triumph, avenging the defeat of Mervin Vega and Gilbert Lopez from their doubles match with Ben Ian Lopez and Christian Abrasaldo of Unit I. On the other hand, Mary Grace

Tabinas (Single A in Women’s division) closed the game with her opponent Sherlin Lee of Unit I with twice-edged scores, 21-15, 21-8.

Hannah Molina and Myla Tesorero had easily edged out the tandem of Charisse Mae de Mesa and Eloiza Tomboc (Unit I), making a 21-9, 21-11 tally, finishing Unit II’s conquest. •

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on 11-2 win over Red softbelles:

‘Yaasahan mi na’ – Vargas

by Jan Keith A. Abundo

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he Yellows saw it coming.

“Yaasahan mi na. Pabaya pano sinda sa bola,” Unit III’s Sheena Vargas, declared in an interview on their game-opening win over Unit I in the softball tourney, 11-2.

The crowd at CSU Oval was in awe as Vargas, the Yellow’s go-to-lass ran her way to a Grand Salami, 6-0.

Yellow batters’ team captain, Ruby Tañon said that their teamwork and tough throws distorted the Red’s team spirit, for the latter to score only one point in the first inning.

The second inning for the Yellow Lady Batters was grand, garnering six points and overwhelming the Red Jerseys attempt in snitching a break to get an even score.

Vargas’ hunt for another homerun made this inning remarkable.

Despite the letdown, the Red’s CLOUD 9. Sheena Vargas (no. 9) of Unit III runs home celebrating with her teammate after making tried to retaliate for the third inning, their third homerun that crushed Unit I in their first matchup, August 4, 2014 at the CSU Athletic only resulting to two goose eggs, 0-0.• Oval. Jerard Paul V. Tulod

Red, Green batter rivals

by Giselle P. Trapago

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ith a contained grip, Unit I and Unit IV battered their opponents and run towards

PITCH IMPERFECT. Yellow pitcher positions to throw a dismay performance. JPVT

the base of victory after Red buried Blue batters- 14-0, while Green trashed yellow, 11-1, in the baseball elimination game at CSU Oval.

“Maurag talaga ang pitcher ning Unit I,” said Paul Vargas of Unit III to Red’s ace pitcher Zandro Benavidez.

Benavidez showed his pitching prowess in the second inning, giving a slow strategic throw that caught the third batter, Marlon Tanael ,hitting nothing but air, and sealing a 14-0 victory.

Thanks to Unit II weak batting that allowed Unit I, to dominate the game.

“Nagkataong maurag ang Unit I ngunyan. Nagkarawat naman kaya sila dati sa SCUAA, Bicol Meet pati Palarong Pambansa,” said Glorioso Gonzales, and MarjonTugano, Red’s coaches.

Meanwhile, Unit IV Panganiban Campus managed to pass Unit III in a big 11-1 win.•

Red Spikers stun Green Smashers, grasp 3-1 win

by Ace John F. Tabuzo

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SU Volleyball Court –Unit I’s spikers rose from an early meltdown in the first set and flared up to dominate the next three sets to stop Unit IV in a 3-1 win in the volleyball opening game.

The Green Smashers initiated a 7-1 barrage early in the first set that left the Red Spikers struggling against the hot-starting Unit IV, ending the game a bit short, 23-25.

But Unit I, led by Leonard Baynosa, proved to be the real “redhot” on the court as they redeemed themselves in the second set with powerful spikes to take even the set with 26-24.

Unit IV’s team captain Mark Anthony Usero, led a retaliation with clean and strong blocks in the third and fourth set but their multiple service errors neutralized their efforts to lose the sets to Unit I, 25-18 and 25-20, respectively.•

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OLYMPICS in HD Magnified

Karen Ailene P. Benavidez

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ompetence and confidence are the two most important attributes that we must bear before our deployment to the real battle realm.

So if you think your perfect score in the forthcoming Midterm exams would be enough to secure a high-paying job after graduation, think again.

And if you have failed to notice , the role of this annually held Olympics is to ensure that the envisioned holistic development happen— to integrate and focus life skills as part of sports involvement to offer much potential.

Meanwhile, your role is to exert intentional effort—intentional effort in attaining self-body-world connection through interactive involvement. This means you need to actively participate in this event and let your brain kiss your textbooks afterwards.

This also means that you need to participate not just for the sake of not doing so or to avoid the consequencefines and community services. You need to see, feel and witness the athleticism and sports prowess of your schoolmates or better yet, let them see what you’ve got.

And what I mean is participation not just for compliance.

As Hodge and Danish said, “there

is nothing about sports itself that is magical.” “Being on the field or the court does not itself contribute to the positive development of children and the acquisition of critical life skills.”

Just like in our situation being in this institution does not itself assure that you can find a stable job that fits in what you have imagined. You need to exert intentional effort to make sure that you savour every split second of opportunities that this institution could offer in order to be holistically developed.

And more than that, you have the social responsibility to evolve on a regular basis. You need to get out of your shell and maximize your resources.

Months ago, as I draft my resumé for our OJT, I was disturbed by my overlapping priorities. My interest in writing doesn’t balance the requirements and quizzes in my Auditing subject. And it went down to big decisions; I have decided to reshuffle my priorities while drinking sparkling non-alcoholic beverages.

My agony and sighs filled the room, until a comment in my fb status eased the pain that I am going through.

And it was from our mentor in this organization. “The field of interest and skills, apart from being an Accountancy graduate, are leverages,” he said.

And I have realized that soft skills matter—it ensures that hard skills shine bright like a diamond.

Perhaps, competence is knowing what you can and how to do it. Confidence is believing in what you can.

Indeed, just like competence, confidence matter. And just like the forthcoming Midterm exams, this Olympics matter. •

Unit III lords opening salvo in Sepak

by Allan-Jay B. Madrid

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midst the stinging heat of the sun and the West (Habagat) wind, Unit III regu dominated the first sepak tournament against Unit II, 3-1.

In the first set, Unit II capitalized on the continuous service errors and missed returns of the Yellow Shirts, tallying a clean 15-1 lead.

The first set was the first and last taste of win for Unit II, as Unit III the Blue Shirts dominated the next three consecutive sets.

Headed by Peter John Calvin

Bueno, Unit III countered Unit II with head smashes to force a deuce in the second set, 14-14.

Bueno and his teammate’s solid wall defence surged in the third set to stop Unit II’ spikes and kick.

Unit III broke the deuce as Bueno continued heating up the regu court with three aces, swift sunbacks and strikes, closing the set in their favour, 15-10.

Bueno continued a no-hesitation rampage against the no-back-down resistance of Unit II and ended the set with just a point, 15-14.•

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Is back, ohm. Kiss my ohhh. Rock on!

Dear SG,

Sana may patakarang ‘on I.D. validation and COE on process,’ pwede pa ring umentry. Kawawa naman po kasi yung mga estudyanteng atras-abante, hil’nga nakanuod na bagang magbayle.

-Stoker, Regae dancer -Ninja moves na sana dre!hekhekhek Dear Titsers,

Ngata po bawal ang lalaking kulot pati halaba ang buhok sa classroom? Pakiexplain. Labyu.

-Antonyeta,pikit ang mata -Ngat ugod? Ihapot si Tata Lino XD Dear Auditing,

Why you so hirap? PS, gusto ko tabi maggraduate na.

-Jewel Jaylo, mahilig sa bulalo - Patience is virtue padi, hain si madi?

SHOUT YOUR HEART OUT. Silence kills DEMOCRACY. Drop your POV at the CSU Statesman Office Comment Box.

KAGSSIng!!!

Entramce.

-KJC, bagong salta - Is wrong ! Intrams bibi gurl. Exit na sana, hekhekhek OMO! Akala ko UNIT II pa rin ang CED. Na-shuffle pala.UNIT III tayo. #GoUNIT3Go -Louisiana, everyday shuffling An estudyante nagtutuom. An nagtutukdo, nakakagiromdom.

-Kristian Cords -ang Intrams sir diit ata ang nakagirumdom.huhubells

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Oros Ngop mi Ngitoy

Matagal rin akong nawala. Nais kong ipaabot ang aking pasasalamat kay Madam K na pansamantalang humalili sa akin bilang mensa-hero ng inyong mahihiwagang salagimsim. Ako’y biglang nawala upang umattend ng International Manghuhula Convention (IMC) sa Puting Baybay, Aruba. Marami akong natutunan doon at nais ko itong ipamahagi dito sa mas pinaigting na Huros Scope ni Kitoy (toy… toy… toy… *echo epek)

Aries (March 21-April 20).

Mawawalan kayo ng ilaw sa bahay o boarding house. Hindi FICELCO ang salarin kundi kayo mismo. Mangyayari sa tapat ng bubong nyo ang isang celestial phenomenon, ang tawag dito ay aurora borealis katialis. Upang ito’y maiwasan, palibutan ng tae ng isang bruskong tupa ang lugar kung saan kayo nakatira. Take note, bruskong tupa.

Taurus (April 21-May 21).

Iwasang maligo at magtoothbrush ng isang lingo, nasa libag at hininga mo makukuha ang iyong inaasam na swerte. Subukan mong yakapin ang lima sa iyong blockmates at banggitin ang mga katagang “hagkhaohn khana bheh marah tah makahohn kitah ninh cosidoh”. Sadyaing maamoy nila ang iyong naipong katotohanan. Isa itong ritwal na nagmamaneobra sa pag inog ng celestial sphere.

Gemini (May 22-June 21). Ito na ang pagkakataon upang maging close mo ang El Tigre Guardians.

Lumapit sa kanila pagpapasok na sa eskwelahan at bigyan sila ng bato, kahit na anong batong makikita mo sa paligid. Sabihan mo sila na dapat alagaan nila ang hiyas at wag na wag itong pababayaan. Nakasalalay dito ang kanilang trabaho. Ito ay isang misyon na inatang saiyo ng buong sansinukob.

Cancer (June 22-July 22). Bumili ng puting earphones at imbes na sa tenga ito gamitin, ilagay ito sa butas ng iyong ilong. Marapat lamang na alamin ang circumference ng butas ng iyong ilong para makabili ng earphones na kakasya dito. Maglakad sa CSU nang nakaganon at gayahin ang tunog ng life support (yung toot…

toot…toot… toot). Sa ganong paraan madadagdagan ng isang araw ang iyong buhay. Wag itong araw arawin at baka isipin nilang me problema ka sa utak.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22).

Magkunwaring leon sa loob ng inyong bahay, gayahin pati ang paglalakad nito. Ibig sabihin maglalakad ka gamit ang iyong mga binti at kamay. Yung parang nang aakit. Sa bawat taong kakausap sa iyo, sagutin mo sila ng isang mahinhin na “rawr”. At sabay kamot sa mukha ng kumakausap sa’yo , wag mo namang gamitan ng kuko, kawawa naman ng pamilya mo.

Virgo (Aug.23-Sept. 22).

Maglakad ng nakasideview buong araw. Wag kalimutang isigaw ang mga katagang “My name is Kristin Vallespin, Sixteen, Lictin!” pag may nakasalubong na kakilala. Ito ay isang mainam na solusyon sa kamalasang dinaranas mo ngayon.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22). Punuin ng iyong ihi ang isang 1.5 na bote ng Sprite. Iwan ito sa CBO Canteen.

Mapapasa mo ang iyong kamalasan sa makakakuha o makakainom nito.

Ang iyong lucky colors ay green at yellow. Ikaw lang ang may lucky colors. Wew.,. amf~* haixzhtk., Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Ikaw ang pinakamalas sa lahat ng Zodiac, mauubusan ka ng underwear sa drawer, makakakuha ka naman ng isa pero pagnatapos mo na breakfast mo, mauutot ka at ayun ma ta-traydor ka. Me laman tol, me laman ang katotohanan. Hindi dyan nagtatapos ang iyong kamalasan, makakakain ka ng panis, matatapilok sa hagdan

at makakaapak ng tae. Marami pa sanang mangyayari sayo pero hindi ito mainam ialagay dito. Maging mapagmatyag!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).

Manghikayat ng mga taong isasama mo sa Hardwood Grove Park para isagawa ang isang sinaunang sayaw na ang tawag ay Isturubul.

Itinuro ito sa amin sa I International Manghuhula Convention. Ang dapat niyo lang gawin ay pumalibot sa isang puno, tumingala at sambitin ang linyang “uh way yi a awo, oba oba oba” sabay giling ng inyong mga beywang. Maririnig ng kahoy ang inyong orasyon at ipaabot niya ito sa outerspace thru LBC Padala.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20).

Kumuha ng tinidor at subukan itong i-plug sa outlet ng kuryente at sumigaw ng Volta. Ikaw ang napili ng mga bituin na papalit sa FICELCO. Ang swerte mo naman.

Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20) Ututmu mlue. Jebs mo mink. Ihi mo mayolet.